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Good morning, USA! I'm like so stressed trying to find a designer, like somebody to decorate my baby shower. I secured a venue. It's a beautiful place in D.C. Because I'm not doing it here, obviously. All my family is in Baltimore. But they're going to have to drive to D.C. Because D.C. got some nice, nice, nice, nice venues. Absolutely.

And I need somebody who can decorate and plan. So I know DMV, y'all be up listening to The Breakfast Club. Thank y'all so much. Jumping my DM, jumping my email. My business email was attached to my page. And I'm talking about not your cousin, Ray Ray and all them. I'm talking about somebody serious about their business who caters to designing events. What's your theme?

Do you have a theme? Or just baby shower theme? No, just baby shower, yeah. I really don't. I didn't want to do it. At first, my theme was going to be Tinkerbell, but no, I'm just going to, because I don't know what the sex is yet,

and then I had Peter Pan, just in case it was a boy. But I was like, you know what, no, the character thing, no, I don't want to do that. I did that like years and years ago with Ash. But so, I just want like Canary Yellow. Canary Yellow. So you're talking balloons and flowers and decor and picture places that people can come take pictures and moments.

I like that. So nude and yellow. Nude and yellow. Like canary yellow. Okay. All right. Well, if you know a designer out there or something like that, get in Jess's DMs because she's looking for somebody in the D.C. Baltimore area. Yes.

All right. Well, yesterday was the finale of the Rolling Loud of graduations. Okay. It was at Yankee Stadium. It was about, I would say, 30,000 people. Damn, that's a lot of people. That's a lot of people. What I didn't realize, I just thought it was NYU, meaning NYU in the city,

but there's so many campuses. There's NYU Shanghai. There's NYU Dubai. There's NYU Paris. There's NYU Brooklyn, NYU Long Island. So there's all the students from every NYU was at Yankee Stadium yesterday. And it was, it was, it was, it was whack. What?

Yeah, it was whack. Even with the NYU Shanghai? You stupid. I'm going to tell you why it was whack because, you know, it's, they didn't say none of the kids' names, of course, because they had, you know, each individual school has their own graduation. And they focused really on the faculty and staff. Like, they didn't focus on a couple of students, but it was just, it just seemed like a four-hour, five-hour. And it was five hours.

Five hours in the rain. Oh, no. Yankee Stadium has no roof, so you just get wet. Oh, wow. Yeah. And then it was food. It was just hot dogs and chicken fingers and french fries. Oh, no.

Like a baseball game. It was just like a baseball game. That's crazy. Just like a baseball game. But, you know, she graduated. I just think they could have did more. These kids did four years. They didn't have, like, a great speaker.

Like, you know, I think a year ago they had Taylor Swift. You had all these, you know, all these schools having, like, Joe Biden. They have presidents and reverends and ex-presidents and doctors. Angela Bassett. Yeah,

I think they were kind of nervous because of all the protests. So I don't even think they were really going to have it. So the fact that they did have it,

it was pretty cool. But it was just a lot of people. It was a hot mess. Was Madison upset? Nah, she was just kind of happy it was done.

She was just like, it's done. You know what she hit me with? She was like, let me know when you're ready to go. Oh my upset? Nah, she was just kind of happy it was done. She was like, it's done. You know what she hit me with? She was like, let me know when you're ready to go. Oh my God. Look, don't you feel so much relief when your kids say that? Dad, let me know when you're ready to go. I'm like, I'm ready about now. I love that. So yeah,

but I'm just glad it's over. And now she gets to start her career, whatever she wants to do and jump into life. Yes. Alright, well let's get the show cracking. Ali Sadiq will be joining us this morning. Yes. He got his fourth part of his story. What is it?

Domino Effect. Domino Effect. Yes, yes, yes. That's dropping on Fall of His Day. He just dropped a special on Mother's Day. And that brother's funny, so y'all got to check him out on YouTube. Yeah, he's a comedian from Houston, Texas, and we're going to chop it up with him in a little bit.

And then we got front page news. There's something that's going to be popping going on at senior living houses. Debate. Donald Trump and Joe Biden. I'll tell you about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody.

It's D.E.J. N.V. Jess Hilarious. Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Sports last night. Cavaliers were sent home. Celt's get in some front page news. Sports last night. Cavaliers were sent home.

Celtics beat them 113-98. And the Mavericks beat the Thunder 104-92. They lead the series 3-2. Now, the NFL signed a three-year deal with Netflix. Now, that's going to bring live Christmas Day games to the streaming service and other games. So, that's pretty different. Oh, that's dope. Very convenient. You can be in the house. So that's pretty different. Oh, that's dope. Very convenient.

You can be in the house. Netflix, okay, Netflix. So I guess that's part of Netflix's live streaming that they're going to start doing. Now, I was telling you, the old folks home is going to be popping. Senior living is going to be popping because they just said that they are going to debate

Biden and Donald Trump. President Biden is challenging former President Donald Trump to a pair of debates. Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal. I'll even do it twice. So let's pick the dates, Donald.

I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Well, that was a dig at Trump's hush money trial, which takes Wednesdays off. On the campaign trail, Trump has repeatedly asked Biden to debate him. The Biden team proposes one debate in June before the conventions and another in September. His team also says they want to participate in debates hosted by news organizations, not nonpartisan groups. On Truth Social, Trump says he's, quote, ready and willing to debate Crooked Joe at the two proposed times. Well, of course, it won't be going down in a senior living, but I like when Joe Biden talks like that. I like when he talks like he's confident, like, you know, you're only free

on Wednesdays. I like that conversation. He doesn't seem scared. He seems like he's ready for action. And I like when Joe Biden speaks like that. What up, Charlamagne? I started the show so early, man. We've started the show at the same time for the last 14, 15 years, sir. Damn. Yeah, we were just talking about Joe Biden and Donald Trump about to debate. That's not going to be good.

He was spicy, though. He was a little spicy. I heard you free on Wednesdays. I heard you free on Wednesdays. Justin, I ain't that old. Don't play with me. Yeah, that always sound good until you got to show up and actually do it. Then you show up and actually do it and

realize how tiring it is. And the worst person to debate is a person that don't care about facts. No. And we live in an era

where nobody cares about the truth and the lie is more entertaining. So, you know, you can go up there and try to spit facts and talk about what you're

actually doing if you want to. You're going to have to be entertaining. That's right. Donald Trump is very entertaining. He's a little spicy now. I would say Biden is a little spicy with that little.

Yeah, he was. He was. Now, also, yesterday, I tell you, my daughter graduated, and there was a lot of graduations yesterday in University of California. Irvine is how they say it? Irvine. Irvine. They said a lot of students were actually arrested and faculty were arrested yesterday.

They are starting to arrest people. I just saw one person come out. They're putting zip ties on them right now, not too far ahead of us. And they are ripping apart this camp. Police are moving in right now. They're moving in quickly and starting to put people in zip ties and ripping up the camp. We've got some more police over here.

You can hear the protesters right now chanting peaceful protest As the police are moving in and starting to make these arrests Now yesterday, I'll tell you, my daughter graduated from NYU Yesterday, police got word that protesters were going to try to take the bridge yesterday So there was heavy police officers all over the place yesterday They weren't going to let the protesters touch anything. When the president did speak of NYU, a couple of students did walk out. They had their hands bloodied. It was all over the news.

But being there, you didn't see it at all. Like, I did not see any of this. I did see when she started to speak, they did boo her. A couple of students did get up and turn their back to her. But all of the things that the press showed yesterday, I was there. Didn't see any of that. But you said it was 30,000 students. It was 30,000 students.

Like, you didn't, if 20 walked out, you didn't see it. So you're telling me that if the media didn't focus on it, you wouldn't even know it was happening? You wouldn't even know it was happening. Wow. Like, I was there. Like, I was looking because, you know, they told me, they said if a student jumps on this field,

they're going to be tackled and arrested like a baseball game so they was like i hope there was like a couple years ago when taylor swift actually did the commencement commencement speech there was like a student you know went on on the field and they was like we tackled him and he was arrested he was like these students don't understand they're gonna start their life with a felony or start their life with a charge but uh no no students ran on the field but i didn't see any of it interesting you know what else is interesting about that? Like the students who get arrested for protesting, the media rarely ever says what they were protesting for.

Like throughout all of those clips we played just now, you don't know what they were actually protesting for. Yeah, somebody just make it look bad, like they were just being disruptive. Yeah, they were just being disruptive. All right. Well, that is front page news. Now get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. Get it off your chest. Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hello, who's this? Yeah, what's up, Envy?

What's up, Trav? It's Jack Hilarious. What's up, baby? Hey, boo. What's going on, Char? Peace. What up, sis? How you? Yup. Yo, today's it going, North Shore? Peace. What up, sis? How you?

Yup. Y'all, today is a special day, y'all. Today is a special day. It's my girl, Taylor Hayes' birthday. Drop one of those bombs for my girl, Taylor. Hey, happy birthday, Taylor. She can't even hear us. She's in Jamaica.

She can't hear us. Yeah, she's in Jamaica. And I hope that she is having a beautiful time. You know, since the first day I met her, it's been about seven, eight years now. But from the first day, she has been a real one, a genuine one, and I hope she has an amazing birthday, and I love you, Tay. Happy birthday, Taylor. Taylor's one of the producers up here, if you're just tuning in.

She handles all the production up here. No, she don't. She handles all the imaging. Imaging and production for Breakfast Club? She handles the imaging. Production too. She gives the show life. Yes.

You know what I mean? All of those great sweepers and intros and everything you hear, that comes from Taylor. That's right. So happy birthday, Taylor. She's one of my biggest headaches. Peace, Trav. All right, Trav.

I saw her in Jamaica getting it low. She must have landed and went straight to the club. Getting it low. That's the new one. Getting it low. Getting it low. Oh, he said getting it low. She must have landed and went straight to the club. Getting it low? That's the new one? Getting it low. Oh, he said getting it low. Sound like he's about 60 years old. Whatever the hell.

Hello, who's this? Terry. Hey, Terry. Get it off your chest, Terry. I got a question for Charlamagne. There's a black guy in Gargina, California. His name is Tommy the Clown. He's been in business for 30 years hiring black youth to dance.

He's on YouTube all the time. I have his number. I think you guys should get a hold of him and have him on your show a couple times. Why? Or once a month. Because he's a black entrepreneur, bro. He got young black kids in California. Tommy the Clown.

He's a dancer. He promotes black youth to dance around the world. He's on YouTube all the time. I'm familiar with him. Tommy the Clown? Yeah. You know all the clowns. You're from Baltimore.

First of all, don't include me in it because he's a West Coast clown. He's a West Coast clown. Yeah. Well, thank you, sir. Why are you just hung up on the man? He was finished. How do you know he was finished? Envy?

God damn. He promoted Tommy the Clown. He just wanted him to come up here on the show damn you gonna put him on brilliant it is i don't know who he is i wanted to hear more but i didn't get to hear she just told you who he was he's a dancer yeah he just goes around he has kids like he dances like he coaches kids into dancing i don't know why Oh yeah yeah What's up Charlie McGee What's up And Jess is here too

I know Jess I was just getting to you What's your name My name is Kwani from Cincinnati Kwani the clown This is not Kwani the clown Yeah man When I got to get off my chest, man. My wife's birthday tomorrow,

and we're supposed to be taking the kids out to eat Saturday. But she wanted to do it around 6 or 7, but that's what Tyson Fury fights. That's right. I just had to get it off my chest, man. The fight actually might be earlier because it's in Saudi Arabia, so it might be a little earlier.

It comes on at 6 o'clock, and she wanted to go out to eat at 6 or 7. No, you'll be fine because if it comes in Saudi Arabia, so it might be a little early. It comes on at 6 o'clock if she wanted to go out to eat at 6 or 7. No, you'll be fine because if it come on at 6, then the main event ain't going to come on until about 8, 9 o'clock.

Just stream it on your phone and then just have it right on the side. No, that ain't the same. No. You better figure it out. You better take your wife out. It'll be another fight.

That's right. I'm going to be in my phone while we eat. How many kids you got? We got six combined. Oh, you got to talk. You got to hit it with the save. You're going to be in my farm while we eat. How many kids you got? We got six combined. Oh, you got to hit it with the save. You're trying to save money excuse. That's about $700, $800.

It's her birthday. Yeah, bro, you better celebrate her birthday. It's her birthday. It's her birthday, and I got to pay for it, dog. You know what? I'm going to stay home with one of the kids. That's what I'm going to do. With one?

Why don't you do a brunch? Why don't you go a little earlier? Why don't you do a little earlier? I don't get off work till 3, and she wanted to go about 6 or 7. You better do what's more important, bro. You better get priority. Yeah. Why don't you call her side dudes?

The fight is more important. Oh, you bugging. Call her side dudes. See what he up to tomorrow. Something happened to him. Damn, the start time. Well, no, man, you'll be fine. The start time is at 2 p.m. Eastern.

Oh, but the main event probably do come on at 6 o'clock. He figured this out already. He talking about the priority is the fight. That's why I'm getting it off my chest. All right, man. I think you're going to make it. I got faith in you, brother. I appreciate it.

He's probably willing to take those couple of days she mad at him. Ain't no way. Why not just go out a little later, though? Make the reservation for like 8 o'clock. That's what she wants. She wants 6 or 7 because she got to watch her reality shows around 9. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Antoine from Cincinnati.

Antoine, what up? Get it off your chest, brother. Hey, man, I just wanted to say, man, I called yesterday, and I was so nervous that I was so surprised that I finally got through. I've been calling for like 10 years and finally got through yesterday. I was so nervous when y'all answered that I didn't even take the time to say congratulations, Anthony, on your daughter's graduation. Thank you, brother.

Jess, congratulations on the healthy pregnancy. I'm claiming it in advance. Thank you. I got Charlamagne on your new book that you got coming out. Thank you, sir. I got both of them already. I know people normally call up there and ask, can you send one? I'm not going to ask one.

I'm going to go out and buy and support you. And, man, y'all just been a blessing. I don't know if y'all really know that y'all touch people's lives, man. People have been listening to y'all for years, man. Y'all are a part of people's lives on a daily basis. And I just want y'all to be blessed, man. Keep doing what y'all doing, man. Y'all are our inspiration.

Man, thank you, brother. We appreciate you. We appreciate everybody in Cincinnati who listens to us on 102.3 The Beat, man. Cincinnati's home for hip-hop and R&B. Absolutely. I got to get off my chest. I think I got to kick my son out the house. Why am I hitting him on my head?

So yesterday we were playing basketball, right? Look how swollen my knee is because I was playing him in basketball and he fouled me. And now, yeah, I got ice on my knee right now. Logan just bigger than you. Salute to Big Logie, the man of the house. He's not the man of the house. But sometimes you just got to know when. I got to play with people my age.

That is crazy. So you mad because he can beat you? Basically? Yes. He can beat him in every way. Watch your mouth, man. He can, Logan. No, he can't. Shout out to Lil Logie. I can beat him in every way. Watch your mouth, man. He can, Logan. No, he can't. Shout out to Lil' Logie. I can't even call you Lil' Logie.

Shout out to Big Logie, man. Shout out to Big Logie. He's not toiling me. And he home for the summer? That's your house for the summer. You remember that, King. Okay. Take whatever car you want. Oh, my God. Hello, who's this?

Yeah, this is Dante calling from H-Block. Dante, what's up? Get off your chest. Listen, I need women to, hey, good morning, breakfast. I need all women to understand there's a double standard if they ever forget their phone at home.

My mom, my lady, my sisters. For example, we can forget our phones at home, and it's not a big deal. We can reach out, but if they lose their phone, men go into a total panic because we can't reach them. Yeah, if my wife don't have her phone or she leaves her phone upstairs or she leaves her phone home when she goes out, yeah, I get nervous. I do.

I ain't going to lie. I need you to let them know that's the double standard that we're going to ride with. But if I leave my phone at home and my wife's looking for me, she's going to get nervous too. Yeah, I don't think it should be a double standard. But she's not worried about you getting kidnapped or hurt or anything. My son's in college and he leaves his phone. I ain't even tripping, but my niece, my girl, my mom,

oh, I'm losing my cool. Yeah, you're right. But why wouldn't she feel that way about men? Like men can get hurt out here too. I don't think your wife's going to think you're getting kidnapped though. I don't put nothing past nobody nowadays, but definitely getting hurt. Yeah. But Charlamagne, your anxiety's on a high level.

I can walk outside in the morning and not trip and come back. First of all, first of all, you're not my therapist. First of all. Oh, okay. Getting defensive? Okay. He got no shoes. All right.

Your anxiety's at a high level right now. You're not my therapist. All right. Well, I appreciate y'all for listening to me. Let the world know, please. Yes, sir. You just did. Thank you, Dante. Now, you're not wrong, though. I Let the world know please You just did thank you Dante

Now you're not wrong though Cause you just want to keep track of everyone And usually your wife is the person that might be out With some of the kids or all the kids So you want to know where everybody at that's all But he can't assume that we don't get worried About when our men or our sons Leave their phone in the house

Well get it off your chest 800-585-1051. Now we got Jess with the mess coming up. What are we talking about? Yes. One of Glorilla fans called her out. She said she was going to do something and she ain't doing it. They followed up and now she's nowhere to be found. Oh boy. Alright. Well, we'll talk about that when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

News is real. Webber and McElroy and Jessica Robin Moore. Jess don't do no lying. Don't do no lying. She don't spell nobody. She don't spare nobody. Worldwide Jess, worldwide message. On The Breakfast Club. She's a culture shift. She was able to get y'all to see something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.

It's time to set it off. Let's go, Jess. Let's go. Let's go, big pregnant. He is such a clown. Let's go jess let's go let's go big pregnant he's such a clown let's go big pregnant so it's a video circulating of uh gloria right one of her fans had uh it happened last month but it just started like hitting the surface or whatever the internet one of her fans that ran up on and asked

can you pay for my tuition and so laura was like um okay well how much is it you know so she was like it's 3030,000. But you don't got to give me all that. And so Gorilla looking like, yeah, no, I don't. But I want to know more about your story. Like, I do want to know more about you. Like, I need to know what's going on. You just telling me about a tuition.

I don't know. You ain't saying what college or nothing. So the girl was just like, yeah, I want to go to college. And then I want to go to the military to get more money. Like, basically selling Gorilla a dream. I'm not saying this is not her plans, but it's just conveniently perfect, right? So Glorilla gives in and say, okay, cool. I do want to know more about your story, but I'll give you $5,000.

And she tells her team, get her information. You see her, listen to her, listen to the video, right? So weeks later, why it's a problem now is because weeks later, somebody asked the girl for an update on social media. Did Glorilla ever pay for that or give you the money or whatever? And so the girl was like, no, I've waited. I've hit her up. I've hit her DM up.

Nobody got back to me. Nothing. I gave them my cash app number, all of that, right? And so the girl, once that hit the internet, L'Oreal team saw that and was like, well, yeah, we still doing research on it. To make sure it's legit. To make sure it's legit. This girl just ran up on her in a video and asked her,

I'm going to shoot my shot. Can you pay for my tuition? But this is why you can't be afraid to say no. That's right. No is a complete sentence. But that's the balls on somebody to walk up to somebody you don't know and say, hey, what's up? I'm going to shoot my shot. Can you pay my tuition?

And you still ain't give up college. What? We live in the big and error. What? And people are ridiculous with the money requests. You know, people be asking for things that they never had in their life. And if you never had it, how you going to pay me back? Also, social media got you thinking that everybody rich.

So you just jump out the window and ask for foolishness, like $30,000 to pay your tuition. Yeah, $30,000. And she's like, but you don't got to give me all that. You can just, like, you know, contribute. Nah. And so she told her, all right, I'll give you $5,000. Like, you could tell she was a little weary.

She may have had to get rid of that. You know what I mean? Yeah, but don't we worry about if the camera's on in your face or not? No, I don't know you. No, I don't. Do you have a job? That's right. Okay, you know what I'm saying?

So things like that. But, yeah, that's the last update a job? That's right. Okay, you know what I'm saying? So things like that. But yeah, that's the last update from Glorilla's team. They trying to verify her status. And they also said, while Glorilla has a heart of gold, she don't skip any steps. Like, you're not just about

to get over on her. That's right. Makes sense. That's what it is. That's how it should be. And you don't have to feel bad about saying no. Sometimes you should tell people no

just to see how they gonna react when they don't get what they want. There's plenty of people, I'm never thinking about doing anything forever again because they're going to react when they don't get what they want. There's plenty of people I'm never thinking about doing anything forever again because I see how they reacted when they didn't get what they wanted from me. Sometimes you should just say no just because. Let her get sporty at the mouth on social media and think you're going to get that five grand. Crazy. It'd be no realer.

Yeah. No realer. Okay. Yeah, no. That's right. So moving on, Kel Mitchell speaks on life with his ex-wife. So Kel Mitchell, you know, from Good Burger and Kenan & Kel and all that, he sat down with Shannon Sharp. And during their conversation, he revealed some interesting things about his wife, his ex-wife, Taisha Hampton.

She ended up telling me that the baby that was aborted wasn't mine. So the marriage was never the same after that, was it? No, this is at the beginning. It was a lot. You know, it was other times. She had gotten pregnant, other things, and it just got to a point. She had gotten pregnant again?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. While y'all were together? Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't you? No, it wasn't me. Ah, come on, Kel. It wasn't me. And you stuck around?

I stuck around. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. These were things that were being revealed. No, no, no. How do you find this out? I stuck around. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. These were things that were being revealed. No, no, no. How do you find this out? I want to know how you found this out. You read a letter you got through the phones?

There was a thing where we weren't having sex anymore. And we weren't doing anything anymore. No, you weren't having sex. Clearly, she was. Yo, Shannon, she remind me of my aunt, yo. Like, my great aunt. That's how she get If you tell her a story

She, what? Like five questions in a row Like, yeah, yo What I just said was that Like they be so invested In the tea In the news Kel also gave examples

Of catching Catching her cheating And here's one of them One day I decided Where I was like Yeah, I'm gonna take the car And just kind of like Go searching

Where she might be Cause she don't even Come home And so I got in the whip Went driving around Saw her whip And I said I'm going to take the car and just kind of like go searching where she might be. Because she don't want to come home. And so I got in the whip, went driving around, saw her whip. And I said, the hotel. I was like, yo, okay. I go to the lobby.

Turns out dude just kept walking down the lobby about to go to the car. And I'm like, oh, okay, what's up? Take me upstairs. So we go up. Of course, she's surprised. Oh, we're in the room. You know, I walk in there and I'm just like, hey, okay, so this is what's going on. And I walk out.

After I went to the car, I was like, yo, I need to go back. I felt disrespected, so now I need to go do something. I'm going back up there. Cops came. And I remember this cop told me, you need to get out of this situation. You know what I mean? You need to get out of this situation. Like, you know, like a goofy, still stayed around.

If somebody else shooting your queen club up, that's not your queen. Crazy. Okay? Jesus. If a woman you call your wife is letting another man ejaculate in her, that's not your wife. That's not in the vows. Yeah.

Richer and poorer. Sickness and an elf. She actually responded. I can't confirm the date. Because there's a video circling. That seems to be in response of what he sat down with Shannon Sharp and said, but we don't know. This is what she said. I figured that I had to accept Kel for who he was because he was my husband.

And once I stopped accepting those things that he wanted me to accept, that's when the man got completely psycho and crazy still so many years ago this man is lying about abortions i just think that kill is such a bitch that um he thinks that this is how like he stays famous is to just act like like you know like a poor poor guy with my wife she white like it's like no she black the stuff that he did to myself and our children more tolerable

she also said that she had came home cause that video was long and like yeah no so I was like I don't got time for this but basically in the video

she said that she had came home one day to Nick Cannon in a cheerleading in her cheerleading uniform dancing on the bed yo shut up man yo shut up man yeah, dancing on the bed, cheering Kel up.

Yo, shut up, man. Yeah, like he was just trying to cheer Kel up, you know, but he had her in the front. That's what she said. This is why the presidential debate gonna be so entertaining. Because all you gotta do, I don't know who telling the truth and who lying,

but if somebody telling the truth, just tell a good lie, okay? I don't know who telling the truth in this situation. Because Kel's story is intriguing, right? Hey, my wife was letting other dudes bust off in her. But then here she comes. But you had Nick Cannon in the house in a cheerleading uniform. In my cheerleading uniform cheering you up.

Now we like, hold on, Kel. You hush for a minute. Tell me more, queen. On the bed. What? She really said that? I'm not about to be... I ain't trying to get into it with Nick Cannon. Put more sauce on it.

Put more sauce on it. Put more sauce on it. As you walked in, Nick Cannon had on my cheerleading uniform. Somebody was yelling, Wildin', Wildin'. This is way before Wildin' out, yo. Shut up. Shut up, yo. But that's Jeff's with the mess for the first time.

All right. Now, when we come back, we got front page news. Could you imagine doing grocery shopping, and then all of a sudden you feel something warm and wet on your back, and it wasn't water? We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

You're checking out The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Start off with sports. Now basketball. The Celtics into Cavaliers home, 113-98.

And the Mavericks beat the Thunder last night. They lead the series 3-2-2. Yes, Celtics, that's my team. Since when? Since Dirk White and Jerubin doing their thing. Thank you. Who the hell is Dirk White? Who's Jerubin?

And Jerubin. J-R-U-E, Jerubin. Oh, Drew. Drew Holiday. But I just, yeah. But I just say? And Jerubin. J-R-U-E, Jerubin. Oh, Drew. Drew Holiday. But I just, yeah. But I just say Jerubin because it's J-R-U-E, so Jerubin. Who is Derrick White? Derrick White.

Oh, Derrick White. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, Derrick White. It's okay. I knew exactly who I was talking about. Okay. Don't play with me. I don't know.

You said Derrick White. I'm like, okay. Okay. I thought he was from Europe. Well, if you're out in Georgia, especially Atlanta, be careful. A woman claims that she was shopping at Whole Foods and she was getting her stuff and all of a sudden she felt something warm and icky on her back. I see this gentleman walking down the aisle who's pretending to be shopping

and he's holding a basket. And he looked kind of like a normal gentleman like late 20s early 30s nothing like extra suspicious about him. She says she then reached for a bag of chips but felt something on her back. So I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that I felt something like wet and warm on my back and so I grabbed my I put my hand on the small of my back and then I saw that it was like there's a gooey you know white substance and I turn around and I see this guy looking at me and then he zips his pants up. Lovell tells Fox 5 once she realized what happened she chased the man before calling police. I wanted to draw as much attention as

possible to the situation so that there would be a lot of witnesses. Shambly police say a witness saw the man drive off in a black Kia. Investigators tell Fox 5 they identified a person of interest and the investigation is ongoing. I wish she had a gun so she could have busted back, okay? And why this man got sperm on the man? Like, he could just bust off on the man?

Come on, bro. What's happening here? That is nasty. That is nasty. I'm sorry that happened to her. Yeah, definitely. And I hope that they catch that pervert. Nah.

I hope they catch that nasty-ass ejaculating hamster. He drove off in a Kia. He's stupid. Clearly a hamster. A little gerbil. Now, North Carolina State Senate passes a ban on wearing masks in public. Republicans say they're trying to address situations where people are wearing masks while they commit other crimes. But critics of the bill say it has consequences that go well beyond that.

It's common at recent protests at UNC and other college campuses to see a lot of protesters showing up in masks. A bill Republicans in a state Senate committee approved Tuesday would put a stop to that. We're just really resetting the law to what it was pre-COVID. The bill increases penalties for wearing a mask while committing another crime. But it goes further, making it so people could not wear masks in public anymore, even for their health. What do they mean wearing another mask while committing a crime? What do you mean by that? I think they're doing this ban because they're saying a lot of people are committing crimes.

They're wearing those, not your surgical mask. They're wearing like the football mask or the mask that covers your face. The Pooh Shiesty mask. Correct. And they're trying to ban those because people are walking into stores and they can't identify them when they commit crimes. So they're trying to ban all masks. First of all, if you're walking into a store with a Pooh Shiesty mask on

in the spring or summer, you should be arrested on sight. You got to be up to no good. You haven't been outside recently? Everybody's wearing their mask every time. All day long with hoodies. They deserve to be stopped and frisked. If you are walking around with Pooh Shiesty mask on in the spring and summer in the heat, something is wrong.

People drive with the Pooh Shiesty mask on. That's all you see is eyes. So they're trying to stop the regular masks too? They're just saying masks. They didn't say if it was surgical masks. They're just saying

stop banning masks in public. Because that's crazy. Surgical masks too? They just said masks. But that means surgical. They just said masks. So that's all of them. I'd have to look more into it.

I don't know. Because even the surgical masks, if you wear a surgical mask and wear a hood, you can only see eyes as well. There's so much anyway. Hey, I'm not the highest grade of weed in I don't know. Because even a surgical mask, if you wear a surgical mask and wear a hood, you can only see eyes as well. But so much anyway. Hey, I'm not the highest grade

of weed in the dispensary. All I know is that if you have on a push-icey mask when it's 90 degrees out, you deserve to be stopped. I'm scared. Because I'm pointing to people and saying,

that person looks suspicious. I bet you won't go to Florida and do it because everybody do it there. I'm calling the police. All right. I'm a concern citizen. Okay. And lastly, like i told you guys earlier uh senior living's gonna be popping they're actually doing the first debate at senior

living the old folks home that's well maybe not but president biden and uh president biden and donald trump are doing debates president biden is challenging former President Donald Trump to a pair of debates. Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn't shown up for debate. Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal. I'll even do it twice. So let's pick the dates, Donald. I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Well, that was a dig at Trump's hush money trial, which takes Wednesdays off. On the campaign trail, Trump has repeatedly asked Biden to debate him. The Biden team proposes one debate in June before the conventions and another in September.

His team also says they want to participate in debates hosted by news organizations, not nonpartisan groups. On Truth Social, Trump says he's, quote, ready and willing to debate Crooked Joe at the two proposed times. If you think Kendrick Lamar and Drake was just saying anything, if you think Kel Mitchell's wife was just saying anything, you wait until you see Trump on that debate stage. Joe Biden better come up with some doozies. Joe Biden better not even think about telling no truth. Tell the truth about what you've done as far as your record is concerned and what you've done the last four years.

But when it comes to that man that's across from you, okay, that got these 80-plus criminal charges, you better have some doozies. You hear me? You better ghostwrite for him. Listen, I got some doozies. You got to feed into the conspiracy theorists on YouTube. You got to feed into those people who believe, you know, all of those QAnon theories online, Joe. You can't even start with the truth.

What would you say? Oh, I'd call him a reptilian off top. What? I'd say he's a reptilian. He's the poster child for the Illuminati. I mean, out the gate. God bless you. Out the gate.

Like, you got to come with some heat. Okay? Some heat heat. All right. I mean, out the gate, God bless you. Out the gate. Like, you got to come with some heat, okay? Some heat, heat. All right. Well, that is front page news. Now, when we come back, comedian from Houston, Ali Sadiq, will be joining us. If you follow him, he has the domino effect. He dropped three on Mother's Day.

He's dropping domino effect four on Father's Day. And we're going to kick it with him when we come back. All right, so H-Town, what it is. Good morning, H-Town. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. We have comedian Ali Sadiq. Welcome, brother. Man, thank you for having me, brother. How you feeling? I'm good, man. Man, I like the way you distribute your comedy, man.

Like you dropping specials, like Lil Wayne used to drop mixtapes in the early 2000s. And they all funny. Yeah, man, thank y'all. Going the independent route, keeping it independent. You know, I'm from Houston. We the capital of the independent, you know? Ain't nobody coming out that way to look for us,

so we just gotta do it. That's right, out the trunk, rap a lot. Out the trunk. That's right. Yeah, everybody always say rap a lot. I the trunk. That's right. Everybody always say Rap-A-Lot. I think that's our only label too. We had some other labels, but Rap-A-Lot, they didn't stick around.

You know, we got, well we had Suave House. Suave House, that's right. That's right. You know, and then after that you'd have the independent, you know, Swisher House for sure. But Rap-A-Lot is the staple. Absolutely. They should have did a comedy thing.

We tried Laugh-A-Lot, but it didn't stick. You know what's so funny? It didn't stick at all. J. Prince's reputation precedes him, but he's a funny guy. He is. I've done, I've roasted J. Prince a lot. No, you didn't.

How was that? That was dangerous. I think that we have a healthy respect for each other. You know, the last time I wrote, I was hosting something. It's not like I'm roasting him at a roast. This is me hosting something. I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards? It was him and Floyd next to each other.

Like somebody's bodyguard got to take off because can't nobody see. Like who going to jump on you next to jay pran you see i'm like and he's small he's smaller yeah okay you look at a lot of dudes around though yeah i know and i know most of them how'd you get in the comedy um man just being black really you know i've been funny since i was a kid you know i know people try to think i was funny because i was in prison but no i was jovially sarcastic in prison. I was the kid on the back of the bus. And then when I was in prison, I was the same way.

Oh, so y'all about to fight? Okay. Who going to lose this fight twice? What you mean? I said, because, okay, the mixed play. One of y'all going to win this fight. And then the CO is going to come in and beat up both of y'all. So who want to lose this fight twice? That was my logic you

know i was just a sarcastic jovial sarcastic person and when i got out it was the it was the goal it was definitely the goal that became funny how i even got in to start doing the goal because you start comedy you actually don't know what to do you've seen it but where do you go you know now you got to go to open mic. I knew I needed clothes. That's what I definitely knew. I needed was clothes. Cause you know, comics always dress and I'm coming out of prison.

I had a seat. My, my, my sister sent me a little Sears outfit. You know, it was a little, it was a little shirt from Sears. It was nice to the round tables.

I knew that was from Sears and some khakis. Nice to the round table. Man, it's a fake polo. Perfect polo. My daddy bought them. My daddy bought them with polos really in style. He came in, man, I found these polos on discount.

I said, man, that is not a polo, man. That is a dude with a flag. And it's only, you know, the Knights of the Round Table only have three legs on that horse. Man, that horse only had three legs man that was your first ride out of prison yeah that was my first try out of prison okay a nice round table how long were you in prison six years six what'd you do you don't mind i used to be a street pharmaceutical rep which is very fine very fine okay like they want when you sell drugs they want you to have a jacket

go to like a cvs or ride aid or somewhere people come in with prescriptions i was you know shortcutting it what kind of drug was it what drug unfortunately crack oh okay you said you said you said oh okay like that was that was the worst ever marijuana you was just ahead of your time yeah marijuana you know i got partners who went to jail for marijuana. And they knew it was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make no sense. It's a leaf. Now, what I did was definitely wrong.

The fact that you only got six years back then is because they were giving people football numbers. Who got six years? Oh, I thought you said you did six years. No, I did six years. Oh, you did six years. No, I did six on a 15. Wow. Yeah, and I had a 15 and a 10 that ran concurrent.

Who did six years? Who got six years? I said six on a 15. Wow. Yeah, and I had a 15 and a 10 that ran concurrent. Who did six years? Who got six years? I said six years for crack? Nah. I said they didn't even get football numbers. They didn't get 15. I said, you only got six? I said, Jesus.

Man, no. You knew somebody. No, I didn't know nobody. I knew Rio Harris, my attorney. When I first went in, it was a Fed case. And Fed fair they slick to they they come in there we just gonna give you 300 months and in your mind 300 months in your mind you like okay 300 months that ain't that enough but I

know math 300 months? God damn. It's 12. Nah, we carry. Nah, you crazy. 30 years, right? 20 years or something like that? Yeah. Because they say it in months so it sounds like you can do it. 300 months, all that.

300 months, it can sound like days. But then when you go to calculating, so then you got to drop down in the state. In the state, the lady came in, she was wowing.

The prosecutor, she said, well, I'm recommending 99 years. This is when... 99 years this is when 99 years this is the thing envy how much crack you got not only but it was five keys right so the thing is this jesus they're not supposed to let me in court because i'm gonna say something my attorney at the time he wasn't talking fast enough he's like 99 years and i said a very derogatory word to that lady and i asked her who she thinks she caught.

I'm like, man, I am 19. Who you think you caught, ma'am? Escobar? So we come back to court again. Got reset off. She's talking about, I think 60 years would be appropriate. Man, once again, ma'am. Do you want me to have a life after this?

So when you get out of jail, you get out of prison, you get your fake polo, do you remember your first show? Yes. Just Joking Comedy Cafe, Thursday night, Apollo night, I have on a suit because I'm working at most. I got a job at the mall. Okay. So I'm working at most of the men's apparel store.

Got a suit on. This is when you learn observation. So there's a lot of college kids in there because it's apollo night they and everybody up there doing everything so i go up and all i said was hey and them folks booed the suit jacket off me i'm i'm not even i didn't even tell it it was bad so it was man i'm talking about them booze, it was in stereo too. So I came and sat down and my partner Drake,

I'm talking about, man, what happened? I said, bro, you saw what happened. You was in the audience, I think you was booing with them, like you participated. And at the time, Nikki, she asked me, said, my kid's mom, at the time, Nikki, she asked me, said, my kid's mom. How we be talking like we know all these people? I was going to explain it.

And I said, she said, where your jacket at? I said, it's on the stage. They booted off me. It was crazy. Damn. So you had to go back up there and get your jacket? Man, yes. Man, it was it

was so i waited for two weeks waited for two weeks came back t-shirt and jeans and i didn't write down what i was doing because everybody was singing man and i never won at this apollo night because people hit you with the gospel songs even though i was i was good gospel song can't be jesus man i heard i sang the dude he would start rapping and was getting about to get booed and change this song in the middle of the song start singing about Jesus so I changed my my whole thing. Went back up every week

for about a month and a half to the people. As soon as I would get there, after that, people were like, yo, man, you going up tonight? Oh, he's funny.

So I ended up becoming the host of that same place that I got booed in, Just Joking Comedy Cafe. And I was the host for like a year. Yeah, that's how I started. All right,

we got more with comedian Ali Sadiq. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club morning morning everybody it's dj envy just hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we're still kicking him a comedian ali sadiq jess so how did you turn into the storyteller comedian because that's that a lot of that's hard for people to do like it's it's it's hard i imagine not for you but it's hard deal deal um i'm i'm on the road with dl he told me he said yo man the funniest you're gonna ever be in life is based on how

honest you want to be and this was after some people when i was writing jokes i don't even blame the people anymore because i think that when you have writers that writers under the pressure of turning in something to another comic and so they could see your show and then turn in hey man i don't have nothing this week but if you try to get that check so you turn in somebody else's material to do the person who you turned it into has no idea that that you that you just saw this somewhere yeah and so now oh you a thief so now i just i switched from doing jokes to doing everything personally about me and people still try to steal it but it's hard because now you know there's a lot of comics that all of a sudden they went to jail but i went to prison it's a different thing jail and a lot of people went to jail but i went to prison it's a different thing jail and a lot of people in the jail but prison

is two different things but that county in the prison two totally different things so i would go up and people would try to doing jail stuff in front of me i'm like but you know that's not what i'm doing i'm i'm walking through my life from 10 years old to now so it just happens to be the first comedy series of specials like these all these specials are tied together so if you see three now which came out mother's day you can't go see four without seeing one and two yeah and one is the masterpiece but three is the best one to me really thus far that i that i see and two has a different cachet to it because I was showing a different skill set in the actual

art of it because it's two faces to comedy you know it's having a tragedy so in two my sister passed sorry to hear that my brother well it's late now I didn't know you know nobody been dead over 20 years I didn't know.

Nobody's been dead over 20 years. I haven't seen you. It's over 20 years. I haven't seen you in a long time. Grief is not linear. I don't know how you're feeling this morning about it. I mean, it was 20 years ago. I haven't seen you in a while. It's 20 years. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I donagne said, I haven't seen you in a while. What? 20 years. Man, this guy is crazy.

I don't ain't team with you, man. I'm 50 years old now. Man. No. Sorry. Sorry to hear that. Man, well, I'm mad. Listen, we've dealt with it.

We've dealt with it. We've dealt with it. This guy is crazy. You know, my whole intent to come up here was because I was mad at you. What'd I do? Man, you was saying my name wrong, and you did it twice, too.

You was saying, Ali. I'm like, this man know how to say my name. Ali, what'd he say wrong? Ali. What is Ali? You were talking about my special with somebody. Yeah, I think his name's Ali, Ali. And they said it to me, and it was on the break.

I'm like, he knows how to say Ali. He know, because I kept hearing other people say Ali. I don't know why you was listening to other people. You better do that, Charlamagne. And I asked him. Say A-L-I. I said,

somebody call up there and ask him who his favorite boxer is. It's probably Muhammad Ali. He's going to say Ali. Just take the Muhammad out. Because when the first special came out,

everybody I knew was talking about that special. Especially in the comedy world. It was like, yo, you got to watch this dude, Ali Sadiq. You know? Ain't nobody say that to him. Nobody say you gotta watch this dude, Ali Sadiq. He know a lot of real, common, common stories.

Ain't nobody say Ali Sadiq. I'm saying nobody say that. You know, it's like Ali Wong. He said it all up, Ali. Right, Ali Wong. When he got to me, I was like, and look, I don't even know Charlamagne. I'm like, Charlamagne don't like me.

When I get up, when I finally get to the breakfast, I'm leading with, hey man, why you saying my name? Then I forget, then I left it alone. I forget. Right, it's like, whatever. Whatever, at least he mentioned me. That's all I had. But that first special took off though.

Yeah. Did you understand that it would do that, or it was just a risk? I'm going to throw this on YouTube and see what happens. Man, I thought it was really good. And when I do a special, it takes a while for it to... You know, I had recorded probably three or four specials before that one. And it was like, no, it's not special. So Domino Effect, the first one, I knew that it was...

I knew it. It's like the first album I put out, Talking Loud, Saying Something. That's my reasonable doubt. So I knew once I put this one out, I knew it. I had that feeling about it. I was too excited about it, and it didn't have any flaws to it. And that's one thing when I look at something, I don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab onto,

like, but what about this? So when that happened and then somebody said, well, what's the rest of the story? I said, what? Like, what happened after that? I said, you want to know? So you had never even planned to make it all of it, to keep on going with a series.

When somebody asked me about what happened after that, and I said, okay, well, I stopped at 16, so let's do from 16 to 19. And then we did two, and then I said, yo, let's finish up how I even got incarcerated. People know I was there, but let's see how I got there. And then we did three, and we recorded three and four in D.C. at the same time. So we did two shows on that Friday and two shows on that Saturday.

So four comes out Father's Day. So we strategically put one on Mother's Day, one on Father's Day, and four is two hours long versus the 130 that I've been doing. Your special part four comes out on Father's Day. Like you said, how much of that involves, like, your dad? Or does it even involve? Man, my dad, I put him all through the rest of them. He has a small piece in four because while I was incarcerated,

my pops had, at 50, almost 60 years old, got locked up for an assault. Right. And my daddy thought he was on some big boss mob type thing because his two brothers

was locked up, I was locked up, then he gets locked up. So he sends $500 on everybody's books while he locked up and gonna write a letter, yeah, just sent you some bread.

We're not in the family. You didn't send me nothing until you got locked up. I don't even understand this. I've been locked up like four years. Now he going, yeah, sent you some bread since we down here. Man, I wrote back, hey, a man try to go home and in that cover yeah he had less time to me he beat me home anyway and but he said money to his brother his brothers oh yeah appreciate you yeah they thirst

yourself like my uncle Mac he's a G but my uncle Alfred he's a sucker sucker why man my grandmother write dementia. I have dementia. I'm putting money in our books. The money coming up missing. He writing checks. Had my grandmother sign them. And she had dementia.

She got dementia. Man, you're stealing, boss. That's right. Yeah, that's wild. And then putting her in a bad position where her bills not getting paid. And I don't know who my grandmother was when she was younger. you know dementia they'd be staying stuff that happened in their life so i'm i'm taking care of her one day because my cousin we we rotating and i'm over i give her a coke her coke is low i come back to grab a coke to fill it up she grabbed my wrist and say put my

glass down i said what you say put my glass down. I said, what? He said, put my glass down before I drown you. I said, when was you drowning full-grown men in your life? She must have been a mobster, but she was on the cafes. I don't know when she was doing it. At some point, she was drowning full-grown.

That ain't no regular threat. You did that before. You put that coke down. I put it down. I. Yes, you did that before. You don't just make that one up. You put that coke down. I put it down. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just bought the can at 40.

I'm not messing with the lady. All right, we got more with comedian Ali Sadiq when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We're still kicking it with comedian Ali Sadiq.

Charlamagne? Ali just dropped Domino Effect 3 on May 12th. Oh, man. And Domino Effect 4, June 16th. June 16th, that's right. Nah, I think I'm going to blow up. Nah, I didn't find it. Got up here.

And he said your name right. Ali. He just said your name right. Do you want to do Netflix or something like that? Does it even matter? Man, no. Don't say no. Well, I'm going to? Man, no. Don't say no, but... Well, I'm going to say...

Why can't you say no, Sean? You can shut the blessing down if it comes. They come with $20 million and say, hey, man. But if they own it, then it's none of the... If they own it, they can't get it. You can make up a story. You can go there and say anything.

Take the $20 million check and walk away. Man, now I'm on Netflix. I got $20 million. And now they put out some nonsense. Now people, yeah, that boy ain't cold as he is. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's cold.

But he's in Netflix. What, can he do it on the internet? He's doing what you're doing. Yeah, oh, yeah. Netflix called a changeable little bitch. He wasn't even there. Right, right. You're one of those that want. Yeah, yeah. Netflix called a changeable little bitch. He wouldn't even care. Right, right. He would have always been himself.

Now, I done said Ali up there. Man, how y'all doing? I'm Ali Sadiq, man. Netflix and bought me. Keep doing what you doing. You're doing so well. No, you definitely doing well, my brother. Man, and I appreciate that.

Man, I just can, you know something? I just feel like an Emmy is going to come my way since I done made it to this break. Because I used to always say, you know something? Enough people don't know me. I got to get up there to see DJ Envy. It wasn't really about you, Charlamagne. It was him.

Yeah. It's his name right there. Because once he hit it with that, this is DJ. Oh, everybody. That's the part that you wait on. It ain't even really the show if you don't hear that. Yeah. The show just came on. Hey, I'm Charlemagne Tha God.

This is just hilarious. You be like, what is this? They need the proper intro. We need the proper intro. The funny thing about the intro, when we first started, we hated it. I was like, why we got to keep saying our names? I don't want to keep saying my name, but our program director at the time was like, you keep saying your name, it'll get stuck in people's heads.

Him and Dennis Clark, the consultant. Him and Dennis Clark said that you keep saying your name, it'll get stuck in people's heads. Him and Dennis Clark, the consultant. Him and Dennis Clark said that. Keep saying your name, but introducing yourself. Even when he beef with people, they'd be mocking him like, D-J-M-V. It's the whole rhythm of it, too. You got to say it like that. You can't just say, D-J-M-V.

No, you got to say, this is D-J-M-V. You got to say that. But let me tell you, the thing that makes me laugh uncontrollably comes from the Breakfast Club. And I'm talking about me, the lady that live in that house. Man, let me tell you, the thing that makes me laugh, like uncontrollably, comes from the Breakfast Club. And I'm talking about me, the lady that live in that house. Man, let me tell you something. If I don't care how mad, if that lady call me and say, yeah, this sweet John Jones.

Y'all do that, what's the boy who couldn't say y'all name right? Oh, Webby. Webby? Oh, my God. Man, let me tell you something. It was true. That wasn't. That was true. That wasn't me. That was true.

We know. We know. Well, y'all got a man. We got him on the wall. He was on the wall. All of them are gay. All of them are gay. My girl BJ.

He was serious. My girl BJ. He was sweating. Do you understand? The type of... I'm talking about, man, if my day is going bad, I'm going to bop. Come on, Webby. Go get it to me, man. I wish we had that on video. I wish we had'm talking about, man, if my day is going bad, I'm going to bop. Come on, Webber.

Don't get it to me, man. I wish we had that on video. I wish we had that on video, man. But somebody made a cartoon. I'm first looking. Oh, man. Glad, glad. Chalamet, Chalamet, Chalamet.

Chalamet Gay. Boy, y'all got some names. And they're going to keep on making him sad. He still ain't getting it. Man. Boy, it's like, it was like Al Sharpton versus a teleprompter. Damn. You ever seen that?

No. Oh, Al Sharpton. And the only reason I don't really say nothing about it much is because I did a, Jess, have you ever done a thing and they had that teleprompter on? Absolutely. Just over the weekend. And it was going too fast. Yeah.

And you had to like, all right, let's slow down. If I tell you, I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic. That's the whole other thing I've been trying to tell people. I don't do cold reads. Let me see it first. Let me take the picture of it in my brain. I can do it. Man, I'm in there with a cold read on the teleprompter.

And he going fast. I'm talking, they got on speed dial. I'm like, I'm just up and the man, I'm doing it and the man on speed dial. I'm like, I'm just up. And the man, I'm doing it. And the man looked like this. He's like, I know damn well ain't none of that. Whatever he's saying. What's on there?

Man, what are you looking at? I'm like, hey, man. You just started saying stuff. I'm like, I'm the king of changing my stuff, too. I change everything. Because sometimes it be going too fast. I'm like, I can't get that fast. Man, Envy, do you understand? The man had to look at the teleprompter he no damn way like hey bro

man what are you looking at are you looking past me outside or something i'm like nah bro i'm looking dead at you but you man it's too fast yeah. Billy Sorrells go in after me for the same position. I said, Billy, man, that teleprompter move was fast. He said, man, I wasn't looking at the teleprompter. I was saying what I thought they wanted to do. Just like us, yo. We'll make up some shit. Man, you got to make it up on the fly. How did they find you, Ali? Hey, man, Ali Sadiq.

Spell my name with an I. S-I-D-D-I-Q. It was an A-L-I first. That's right, S-I-D-D-I-Q. It was an A-L-I first. That's right. S-I-D-D-I-Q. That's.com, or you can go on YouTube, Ali Sadiq Comedy. You know, man, just stay LinkedIn with me. On my Instagram, everything is the same, Ali Sadiq.

I'm following it right now. I think I already follow you, though. You already follow me? Because I know you definitely follow my man. What's the guy you be with all the time? Andrew Schultz. Andrew Schultz. Andrew, yeah.

I just saw Andrew Schultz at the roast. I was at the roast. Oh, the Tom Brady roast. It's funny when you become a comics comic and you don't know, and then you walk in the room and all these comics come over to you. Man, why are you bowing? Man, I'm a big fan. Hey, man, what's the bowing? Man, I'm a big fan. And like, hey, man, what's the bowing about, though?

Respect. And like Kevin was talking. I'm walking the road. Kevin talking to somebody. He turned around. Hey, brother, I didn't know you was going to be here. Hey, Ali. Man, what is wrong with y'all?

Y'all see me all the time. And then I'm walking to the party. I'm going to the forum the farm to the farm club and I've been wanting to go because you know Magic Johnson one of my favorite

players of all time I just wanted to see what him and Buss was doing they work at in this farm club I'm in there and as I'm walking in

this is the biggest compliment I think I ever got I'm talking about non this non out of nowhere I'm walking into

this party Chappelle is coming this way a bunch of people with him and he just stopped. Hey, hold on. Ali, you coming to Cincinnati, man, this weekend at the Taft Theater.

I'm going to try to come by there if I'm in town. And I'm, oh, okay. How you know my schedule? First of all. And he said, man, take my number and call me. And I'm trying to play it cool. I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever, Chappelle. And walk right in there to Sam J.

Sam. Chappelle just asked for my number. He gave me his number. Told me he called me at the town. The man know my schedule. You know, he all in the files. He all in the files like Charlemagne. Oh, man.

Ali Sadiq, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us, brother. Thank y'all for having me, man. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Worldwide Jess. Worldwide Matt. On the Breakfast Club. She's a coach.

It's time to set it off. Okay, let's go, Jess. Come on, big pregnant. Let's go. Yo, Soulja Boy apologized to Metro Bowman, and Metro Bowman only. He wanted to make sure that we know that he only apologized to him. So earlier this week, I reported on Soulja Boy going in on Metro for a tweet back in 2012.

So part of Soulja's rant included speaking disrespectfully on Metro Bowman's late mother. And that's when 21 Savage had jumped in and said, you know, speaking on a dude's mom, like, that's not fair game. And so he threatened him. Like, when I see you, yo, it's going to go down. So Soulja responded back to 21, like, F you and that boy mother. I'm going to swing on you when I see you lame. So after a little time passed, Soulja reflected and he apologized. And he tweeted, he said, I apologize to Metro Woman for overreacting over an old tweet.

Condolences to his mom. I'm going to seek therapy and anger management. I'm done responding to hate, new or old. And then he said this on live. Bro, when I seen that s***, bro, that just goes to show y'all, dude, like how f***ing angry I get, how mad I get when I see s*** hating on me, bro. That's how f***ing mad I get. But that still ain't no f***ing excuse, though.

And 21, you still a bitch 21 you still a bitch you that i just ain't like what i said about the metro that was kind of that was kind of you know i look back at that i was like man that was kind of fucked up but 21 you still a bitch and i ain't i ain't say sorry because of you and mick mill mind your mother business ain't diddy playing in your booty ain't say sorry because of you. And Meek Mill, mind your motherfucking business. Ain't Diddy playing in your booty. Ain't Diddy fucking you in your ass. Why you on my motherfucking tweet? I'm running Maybach Church.

I tell you one thing, man. You know, I don't know why people be inviting that kind of energy into their life. And, you know, I like soldiers, but I just hope soldiers prepared for everything that's going to come his way by inviting that kind of energy into his life. Yeah, but he keeps doing it, right? He says something wild, and then he'll think about it, and then he'll apologize, and then he'll be quiet for a couple, a little bit, and then he does it again. He apologized to one person.

But by the way, that's an apology that don't even really matter after you say something like that about my mom. But then he apologized to Drake. He went in on Drake, and then he apologized to Drake. They made up. That's a whole different ballgame compared to what he's saying about 21 and Metro and all that. But he does it all the time. Yeah.

And this was an old tweet that he had got mad about when he originally said the things about his mother. That was from 2012. Yeah. He had saw it and then got upset about it and then went in because I was about to play. Okay, how big of him to apologize about that? Even though it don't matter and it shouldn't matter to Metro. I was like, whatever, you already said what you said. But then, and then after you, you already said what you said.

But then, and then F you, 21 said all the same crap. Somebody gonna crash out about them people. I'm gonna tell you right now. That's what Meek Mill was saying. People love 21. People love Metro.

Yeah. But for every action is a reaction, right? Metro's tweet played soldier, right? Basically said, That was 15 years ago. But still,

he just seen it now and he probably felt the way about it. Yeah, every action is an equal or opposite reaction. Correct. That's a very opposite reaction to talk about somebody's mother who got killed. I agree. I totally, a thousand percent agree.

But if you go at somebody, you can't tell them that there's a limit that you can go back at me at. You know what I mean? It's messed up. I think it's foul, but you can't say, all right, I went at you with a knife, and then when I come with a gun, oh, you went too far. Then don't go at me at all. Yeah, but guess what?

I guarantee you that some of those people he talking about are going to take it way further than he wants it to go. Yeah. You'll see. I don't wish that on nobody, but I've lived long enough to know that when you put that kind of energy out there, it does come back to you. It does. Yep.

Talking about people with booty holes. I know. That's the other crazy part. Yeah. There's a lot of talking about people with booty holes? I know, yeah. That's the other crazy part. Yeah. There's a lot of talk about people with booty holes getting tampered with nowadays. Yeah, nowadays, right?

Nowadays. Mm-mm-mm. Used to be just Wendy Williams talking about people with booty holes getting tampered. They're going too far with the booty holes. Yeah, yeah.

Back in the day, it was an unspoken thing. Yeah, yeah. Somebody's booty hole got touched and nobody gonna say nothing. Now it ain't nothing. But now it's like, what? That's the first place they go.

How your booty doing? They're gonna go right to the booty hole. It's just like, please what? That's the first place they go. How you booty doing? You gotta go right to bootyhole. It's just like, please don't greet me like that, you know? How you bootyhole doing? 50 Cent trolls Jay-Z. So he's been on a troll roll since King Kong's dropped the song. Pick a side. It started with him responding to people that came for him first.

But now anybody can catch a stray. 50 Cent posted a crazy picture of Jay-Z, yo. It was really, really zoomed in. It's really Jay, but it's just so funny looking. And then he posted the caption that said, Jay is in hibernation. He ain't coming outside, so this ish is over with Puffy.

So, wait. Oh, Lord. Outside, so this ish with Puff blow over. No brunch, no lunch, no dinner. I'm all you got. I'm outside. But the picture is funny. I don't even care about the caption.

Look at the picture, y'all. It blew it up. Blew it up. 50 Cribs. Is that real? Made Jay-Z look like, yes. Yeah, this is a real picture of Jay-Z, but it's the way he blew it up. It looked like the inside of somebody's butthole.

That's what it looked like. Oh, my God. No, it don't. It do. You know what the inside of somebody's butthole. That's what it looked like. Oh, my God. No, it don't. It do. You know what the inside of a bowl looks like? See what I'm saying? Back in the day, when nobody said that.

Now, now, dang, it's like a blowfish. I just think it looks like a fish, not a butthole. But it's so funny to me. That's crazy.

But we got enough time. No, we don't got enough time To talk about Nick Cannon Taking a while And out to Africa So I'm just gonna say it like that Drop a cleave's ball Nick

No Nick You got other things To be talking about I wanna hear about Nick you need to address What Kel Mitchell White said I see Nick

Nick funny Nick is a funny person So I know he gonna Put some humor to it But I need to hear About this one Nick That's a wild rumor Just to say about somebody one nick that's a wild rumor just to

say about somebody yo but in lighter uh news yeah he is taking wilding out to um africa and he's casting comedians and people there um and and just to name a uh a couple places kenya nigeria uganda botswana um botswana botswana botswana yeah my bad. Egypt, Morocco, Ethiopia, Somalia, Cape Town, and Johannesburg. So he's coming. South Africa and everywhere else. And he's casting there. That's dope. Salute to Nick. Yeah, salute to Nick. All right. Charlamagne, who you giving that down? Katoon! Man, four after the hour, we just need to talk about somebody else who knows a little thing about buttholes. A Catholic priest named Father McHale.

Father McHale needs to come in. I don't know. It's just happening this morning. It's here. It's here. The energy of butthole is in the air, but we shall discuss for after the hour. All right. We'll get to that next.

It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Wake that ass up. It's in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Damn, the hee-haw again. that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. D.J. made it. Damn, the hee-haw, didn't he? It's time for Donkey of the Day.

I'm not even trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlemagne, who got the donkey of the day today well just hilarious donkey today for thursday may 16th goes to father thomas mckell he is a 53 year old american catholic priest who preaches in the uk he's got people talking okay he's pissed off some folks because he was given some details about the crucifixion of jesus christ and uh these are

details that nobody asked for. Trust me when I tell you that nothing he said in regards to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ was necessary. Let's not waste any time. Would you like to know what Father Thomas McHale had to say about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ during the sermon on Good Friday? Let's go to the Express News report for the breakdown, please. Parishioners were shocked after a priest went into lurid detail about the death of Jesus.

Father Thomas McHale, 53, delivered a sermon at Our Blessed Lady Immaculate in the town of Concert on Good Friday. The American pastor told the congregation of 75 to 100 people that, because of how crucifixion works, Jesus' blood would have rushed to his lower body. He told people Jesus died with an erection. The church was shocked. There were young families there. McHale, who is American and has been working at this parish for more than a decade, is still working at the same parish despite his eyebrow-raising comments.

Holy hard-on, Batman. Catholic priests are never going to beat the allegations, okay? At this point, whatever they say y'all did, y'all did it. Out of all the things there is to learn about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, you could be teaching about forgiveness because Jesus forgave the people who killed him, showing the importance of forgiveness. You could be teaching about love. Jesus taught that there is no greater love than to lay down one's life for friends.

He also taught to love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. You could be teaching about suffering because Jesus suffered to show us that certain sufferings bring good results in the end. He encouraged us to face suffering confidently and with courage, but no, you want to be in church talking about Jesus's cock clock going from six to 12. You want to be in church teaching about Jesus's Hebrew hammer. You are trying to complete, okay, the whole, the whole, you're trying to corrupt the whole Jesus rising story. Okay. And I, for one, am lost on the reason why. And the stories I read, it says you were focused on religious symbolism.

The words defraction, you know, you heard in the news report something about the physical reaction of men who die by hanging or other forms of execution. No. OK, listen, Matthew 26, 38 says when Jesus confided in his disciples, he said, my soul is very sorrowful, even to death. And we know the physical pain he endured because of the gruesome death he suffered on the cross. What Jesus was simply saying was life is hard. Okay. Life, Father McHale, life is hard, not his penis. So I just don't understand the point or purpose of speaking on Jesus's erection in the pulpit or anywhere for that matter. Okay. This makes communion sound a lot different. Women may or may not be talking about that little wafer when they say they put in the body of Christ in their mouth. Okay, do you know how sick you have to be to be in the pulpit preaching about Jesus'

penis? This man, Father Mikael, is trying to shift the whole tone of the Bible. It's going to be scriptures you're not even going to be able to hear the same because of Father Mikael. Matthew 28 6 says, he is not here for he is risen. As he said, come see the place where the Lord lay that sound like something out of a Zane sex book now Matthew 24 44 so you must also be ready because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not

expect him nasty nasty Genesis 18 14 is anything too hard for the lord okay what what are we doing all right deuteronomy 15 18 it shall not seem hard unto thee jeremiah 32 27 behold i am the lord the god of all flesh is there anything too hard for me yes defund the cath priests. It is time, okay? They do not need any damn thing. They need to have a reset. Please give Father Thomas McHale the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey

of the day. You are the donkey of the day Yee-haw Yee-haw Now, you need donkey of the day too. What'd I do?

You tried it and you a clown. Because quoting all them scriptures like that, reading them with like a midnight LaDawn Black voice. That's not me. Like you do sex radio or something like that. It was him. He changed the tone of the day. He did not quote. Like you do sex radio or something like that. It was him. He changed the tone of it. He did not quote,

those scriptures came from the Bible. Yes. And he don't have no bird tone little voice like that. Why you read it like that? No, I didn't read it like anything.

I just read the scripture. All I said was Deuteronomy 15, 18. It shall not seem hard unto thee. Yes, it will. The only reason you feel like that now

is because of what this man said about Jesus' crucifixion and the erection. If I would have said this scripture yesterday in that same voice, you wouldn't have thought nothing of it. Absolutely. You would have been like, go ahead, young Morgan Freeman. Go ahead, young voice of God.

You know what? Let me ask you a question. Nope. Read your text. Did you say that? Yes, he did. He did? Very clear.

Yep. And we understood it very clear because it had no S's in those words. Those were all non-Lispian words, and he said it very clear. Forget it. Don't say it again. Forget it. All right. All right.

Thank you for that donkey today. I said that? Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Wait, just now? Yes. Yes. In your presentation.

I got to stop talking. Yes. Yes, you did. Up next, Jess Fix My Mess. 800-585-1051. If you're having a relationship problem

or any type of problem, you can call Jess right now and she'll help you with your problem. Maybe work with a co-worker you don't like and just loose with the mouth. Whatever it may be.

800-585- You work at Bad Boy in the 90s and you was loose with the mouth. You was the employer of the month. Leave Boy in the 90s And you was loose with the employer of the month Leave that in the 90s please This guy don't stop man Can't stop, won't stop

Alright Just Fix My Mess Call up right now at The Breakfast Club Good morning Good morning everybody It's DJ and you Just hilarious We are The Breakfast Club

It's time for Just to Fix Somebody's Mess And we got MJ on the line. MJ, good morning. What's up, MV? How you feeling? Hey, Uncle Charlotte. Peace, queen. Good morning, beautiful Jess.

Hi, baby. What's up? Girl, I need your help so bad, girl. Let me tell you what's going on, okay? Well, I've been knowing this guy. I've been knowing him for about 14 years, right? And just within the last two or three years, I'm kind of feeling him. I've been trying to get his attention, get at him.

You know, I got something I want to give him. You know, I want to give him some of his business. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Now, the communication with him has been kind of slant, right? But let me tell you what I've tried to do. He's kind of a big deal. You know, he has a lot going on in his professional life.

So I've shown up at little events and conferences that he's had, bringing him gifts and things like that. I've been blocked by, like, his friends. You know, they'll be coming and talking to me, and I'm like, you know, I'm trying to see your boy. I got something for him. You know, and they kind of clown me out a little bit. But I keep it to myself, you know, because I'm determined

to hit with this man, right? And so there was a woman with him at one of his little conferences and I think she's trying to get with him too because she was blocking me as well. So she was like, I was actually sitting there talking to him and I'm like, I'm going to shoot my

shot right now. And then here she comes bringing her little hand over there talking about, oh, you can't be back here. You can't be in this area. I'm going to shoot my shot right now. And then here she comes bringing her little hand over there talking about, oh, you can't be back here. You can't be in this area. I'm like, that's not funny. Okay, what else? I'm like, well, can I come back? Because I got something to give you. He's like, sure, come on, pull back up.

You know, you can come. So I'm just waiting around until everything's over with, right? And I see him again. So I'm like, oh, I'm'm going to run up on him right now. I'm going to get at him. Okay. Again. She come black.

What you got? You got something you want to give him? Yes, I do. I want to give him this gift. She's like, well, give it to me. I'll give it to him. I'm like, okay. So I have my phone in there and everything, right?

No phone calls. I know he got my gift. Or maybe she kept it. I don't know. What did you give him? It was some little sexy stuff. Okay. And you don't want to say this gentleman's name.

You said he got a lot going on in his professional life, and, you know, he's in the industry? Yes. He is a big deal. He really is a big deal. And I'm like, what do I need to do to try to get at this guy? Because, like, I actually got him on the phone one time, and I was talking to him. I'm like, yeah, I put up on you at the last little thing that you had going on. And he was like, oh, really?

I'm sorry I missed you. He said, like, well, I'm going to be at a session. He said, why don't you come by and see me? So I kept my super little behind, ran up there again, right, trying to see him again. So this time he basically lied to me because he was not accessible at all. Well, because my super little behind ran up there again, right? Trying to see him again. So, this time, he basically lied to me because he was not accessible at all. Well, this is the thing. You know, I think...

It's like two years I've been showing up on him. Yeah, I think he would call you, like, you're like another stalking fan, basically, to him. I'm about to stalk him. That's my question for you because I'm about to pull up at his job to get him to sit. Yeah, you're going to jail.

So I just pull up at his job and just stand out there waiting on him. You're going. When he comes out of the bed, I'm standing up there with my, you know what I'm saying, like ready to get him. You're going to jail. You're going to go to jail, babe. You know, I want you to know. I don't, because I'm dying to ask you who it is, but I know you're not going to say it. You might as well, though, because. You know what? I'm going to go to jail, babe. You know, I want you to know. I don't, because I'm dying to ask you who it is,

but I know you're not going to say it. You might as well, though, because. Oh, you know what? I'm going to say it. Who is it? I'm going to say it because I am ready with you. I don't want to put you out there on the line. Right.

And I know you can answer that question. Okay. So the guy that I've been trying to get at is Charlemagne the dog. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. And that's why you're going to go to jail. You

cannot do that. You better not show up up here. This man is happily married and you cannot do it. I thought y'all had come a week ago before the last Black Friday event. Charlamagne, this is MJL, boy Juicy Lips with the wood.

Her name is MJ Juicy Lips, Charlamagne. I'm a happily married man, MJ Juicy Lips. Look, I don't want you like that, y'all. I'm just saying I respect you. I love your beautiful wife. I just want to give y'all a little comment. I just want to make it kind of fun this morning when I call you. Oh, okay.

I'm like, yes, tell me what to do. Ma'am, you playing on my segment. I just started a podcast called the Loose Lips and Liquor Podcast with my daughter. Uh-uh, you playing on my segment. I just started a podcast called the Loose Lips and Liquor Podcast with my daughter. Uh-uh. You playing on my segment. No, you playing on my segment. Now other people who need real help out in the world, this lady just asked me to help her win her lottery ticket. And you playing?

MJ Juicy Lips. Why don't you try to say if they wanted a threesome, MJ Juicy Lips. You could have said if they wanted a threesome, MJ Juicy Lips, you could have said if they wanted a threesome, you could have jumped in and had to try to holler at both of them. Who do you think me and my wife are, man?

No, I know you and your wife. I know y'all go to script clubs, but I don't know about that threesome stuff. We definitely go to the script club. All right, girl. Have a good day. I got to help some people. Y'all play too much, yo.

I knew she was talking about him, but I didn't think she was going to be playing. Yeah, she was playing. Going too much. I'm like, you're going to jail. All right, go ahead. All right. What?

We don't have... Nope, we got to go. This woman... Took your time. Oh, my God. All right, well, when we come back, we'll take some more calls.

It's Just Fix My Mess as the Breakfast Local Boarded. Morning, everybody. It's DJ and VJ at the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ and V, Jess and Larry. Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are at the Breakfast Club. We're in the middle of Just Fix My Mess. Jess is a little pissed off right now. People be playing on her phone.

That's because she be playing. I don't be playing when nobody knows. Well, I'm not playing. I got a question. You just said because it was about his boy dance. What's going on? How you doing, boy? What can I help you with? Good morning. First, let me start off saying I love all of y'all.

Like, y'all are fucking, sorry, y'all are amazing. We love you more. Okay, my question is, and first let me just say before I ask my question, congratulations on your baby. I think that's amazing, too. But for me, I'm kind of having that problem for, I'm in my early thirties and I can't have kids. And now don't get me wrong, there is a surgery that I can have to fix the problem that I have. But I want to, I start classes and a little bit to do fostering cause hopefully

I would like to adopt okay but um I was talking to a man for about six seven months and I didn't tell him I didn't have kids we both love kids neither one of us have them um so when I did tell him that I'm not able to have kids he blocked me on everything I had to call him from one of my friends phone to see like what's the problem two days went by I'm worried I'm I'm calling hospitals. I'm trying to see, like, what's going on. We were super happy, and when I got him on the phone, he said there was no point in dealing with a woman who can't have kids, and that broke me. Like, that broke my heart, so I want to get back out there. I want to date, you know what you know what I mean but like I'm scared of running

into that again so I'm just curious like at what point do you tell somebody you can't have kids or you know I mean like I want to adopt because I'm not I'm not sure how to to walk into that conversation yeah yeah so do you want to have kids? Like, is that, like, something that, like, a dying wish? Like, do you want to have kids? Okay. I started my classes in two months to do the fostering because hopefully I would like to adopt, like, in the future, but I just want to foster first to get the hang of it, to see how it is.

Yeah, because a lot of these babies, you don't know where they come from, and they have a lot of problems and stuff. So I want to make sure that I'm fully equipped to handle that situation depending on the child that I get. Absolutely. No, I don't think you should let that one experience stop you from dating. There are men though. You have to, you know, knowing that you do have this issue, you have to know that comes with like, that's going to come with that type of situation. Those situations, there are men that actually do want families and want children. It's not just us have to know that comes with like that's going to come with that type of situation those situations there are men that actually do want families and want children it's not just us women you know a

lot of men do want um want seeds as well you know what i'm saying so that's what i'm scared about but i don't like telling people because you know as soon as somebody asks you your age and you say over 30 people either assume that you don't like kids or you don't want them. You know what I mean? Like, nobody ever assumes that you can't have them. That's just a stigma. So, like, I don't personally like to tell people, because I get that all the time. Like, why you ain't got no kids?

Why you ain't got no kids? Like. No, that's just a stigma, and I don't have kids because I can't. You can't be afraid to say that you can't have them either. You know, it's just the way you go about saying it. But don't you have kids because I'm unable to have them I'm physically unable to have children but that's something that I've been dealing with and that I've been trying to work toward being able to do um don't ever let that person stop you from doing it because there is something it broke my like I cried for months I'm

sorry like not to sound like no punk on the radio but I cried for months like to have a man tell you that you know you're not good enough because you can't have kids or you have like medical issues no I just I felt so worthless yeah well yeah that's where therapy should come in there because nobody should ever make you feel that way because you can't control the fact that you can't have children. And you're not the only woman who has this problem. It's a lot of men who can't produce. You understand what I'm saying?

So you're not the only one in the world that has this problem. You definitely would need therapy for that. Do you have a therapist? Yeah, I went to therapy and I'm okay with it now. It's just the point of since I don't regularly tell everybody or like not everybody knows my business when I do meet somebody else you know

definitely get back how do I ease into that like how do I say that it's just a conversation cause I don't want to bust up on the first date and be like hey you know I can't have no kids like that's gonna look wild no no no it's just a conversation. Whenever. It is

a such thing as too late, but I don't think it's ever too early for you to break out and tell somebody that. I don't think it's too early. And I'm sorry. I do not. I know it probably sounds it's easier for me to say it because I can, but

I can produce children, but I think it would be it should be a conversation just like anything else anything else you know what I'm saying like if you had a terminal illness or if you were gay or bisexual or whatever like it's just a conversation because how else will they find out you know I'm saying what you don't want to do is wait for somebody to fall in love with you you know the day one kids and all that type of stuff and then you drop that on them and tell them that you can't so i say you go in with complete honesty like it is what it is you may lose a couple more dates who cares i know you care but i'm just saying it's other no i feel you i get what you're saying

like there's a lot of people in the world but it is i don't know too sad to have somebody that really you really like are feeling and stuff To just immediately turn Like a light switch It messed me up Yeah no I understand that But don't let it mess you up again Like just get back out there And take

Just learn from that Learn from that It is what it is He just wasn't mature enough You said he blocked you And all that Clown Like it just

He like Yeah when I tell you He didn't say anything I talked to him We talked about this in person. And the next morning, you know what I mean? I just called him on some good morning stuff and nothing. Like, I was blocked.

He said, he said absolutely nothing. I had, like I said, I called him from somebody else's phone for him to be like, ah, you can't have no kids. This is not worth it. And this was the first date? This was the first date this is the first date no this is seven months later oh yeah yeah you you waited i didn't tell him for like yeah that's just because i don't know like i said it's embarrassing like it is i don't know

i feel sometimes even though i went to therapy like saying it out loud people asking questions like it just you feel like a lab rat when people try and dissect why you can't have kids, even if you tell them. It's okay, but yeah, but what it is was, you're not comfortable, you gotta be comfortable with it. Like, as long as you're comfortable with it. Like, you know, not that you're happy with that, but you have to

be comfortable with it yourself so you can say it like, yeah, I can't have kids. If it hurts you to even say it, you don't need to date anyway. You have to be comfortable with every flaw that you have before you just go date. And you got to be able to take that type of rejection. After seven months, I ain't going to lie to you. That's crazy.

You know what I'm saying? Honestly, Ty, we was happy in time. I didn't mean to wait that long. But time just went by. We was flying. We had, like, both of us work. You know what I mean? So we might have seen each other every single day.

So time flew by. That's it. I didn't think to bring it up. I ain't no seven-month fly-by like that. This is something that you do every day. And you think about this every day. Ain't no seven-month fly-by, girl. But I'm glad that that's in the past

More comfortable now, but that's something that you need to be selling telling people first date like conversations When you getting to know and you in that getting to know best friend, he a boy. He was like, don't tell no man now on the first date, because that's what I thought, too. He was like, nah, then Nick gets the idea that, oh, we finished smash, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're talking to a man about something he can never do, so that's wrong. You don't do that. I'm not saying

he's not a good best friend, but he can only tell you from a man's experience, like from a man's point of view. No. That is a little strange on the first date, though. What'd you think the second? No, I just wait till y'all really serious, because it's the first date. We just getting to know each other. You gonna wait?

He's like, hey, you know I can't have no kids. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just trying to eat. No, no, you wait for kids to come up. Like, you, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. And that's, so the man got the exact same view as my best friend, I promise you. He was like, don't say that. Don't say it.

Don't do it. I'm just trying to eat. is my best friend. I promise you. He was like, don't say that. Don't say it. Don't do it. But if he doesn't want kids, right? She shouldn't have to go through all the process of probably falling in love with this guy and he don't want kids

because her heart's going to be broken. You know what I mean? So I just think, I just think it needs to be in that getting to know you era. Like if it, cause kids and marriage

and all that comes up, especially if you dating somebody serious, you don't tell nobody after you get serious with them. You can't have kids. But let's say, let's say you, you're dating somebody serious. You don't tell nobody after you get serious with them. You can't have kids. But let's say you're dating a guy. You see somebody you like.

You want more kids. And he's like, I don't want no kids. I don't care. You're going to continue dating him? And you'll be like, nah, this dude's not for me. He might be a sneaky link, but I'm not taking him that serious. If he tells me that he don't want no more kids and I want kids, yeah, it's going to be a waste of my time.

That's just not first date conversation. Let's get a little serious first. Let's get down the road a little bit before we start having those conversations. You mean let's play around first because that's serious. I guess. Right. So he mean like let's play around first. It's first date. We shouldn't be talking about kids. But I'm going to tell you on me and Chris first date, yeah,

we talked about kids. See, he's Mexican. They like to have kids. That's what they do. He can hug you when you might get pregnant. You know what? You sound like to have kids. That's what they do. He could hug you when you might get pregnant. You know what? You sound like Eric Adams now. That's what they do. No, this is sexy and nice, but I am here for the black kids. I don't want nothing that ain't got no melanin.

Bye, have a good day. That is horrible, man. Stop doing that to women just because they're a certain age and don't have kids, man. Because maybe they don't want kids. Maybe they can't physically have them. She's not a certain age. Maybe they haven't met the right person.

Maybe they a stud. She is not a stud. She is in her. And studs can have kids, too. Huh? Yeah, da brats. Oh, you're right. Yes.

Damn. Hello. You're right. I forgot. You're right. I hate this place, man. Wake that ass up. In the morning. You're right. I hate this place, man. Wake that ass up. In the morning.

The Breakfast Club. Low-wide jest. Low-wide mess. On The Breakfast Club. She's a culture shift. It's time to set it off. Okay, before we get to Eddie Winslow, okay? Slovakia Prime Minister shot.

Now this is, put your phone down this is worldwide news okay yes it's not about the uk so in oh lord yeah so slovakia's prime minister okay so yesterday it was like an assassination attempt right his name is robert fitzo and we have the report tonight the prime minister of slovakia Robert Fico, is in critical condition following a shocking assassination attempt early this morning. He collapses as bodyguards bundle him into the car. Security officials say he was shot five times at close range. The alleged shooter pinned down the suspect described by local media as a 71-year-old former security guard and activist. Fico's office says he's fighting for his life.

The shooter's motive is unclear. How do you have that many bodyguards and he gets that close to you and shoots you five times? Crazy, right? Everybody is asking. According to my European connect, he was shot five times in the afternoon. He's playing with you. He's playing with you like you don't have European connect. Yes, both of y'all are I didn't even say nothing I'm on your side

No that little Oh lord As soon as I say UK news Whatever I said that out loud Yes Yes

Oh He was shot in the abdomen Y'all Five times And look This is another thing too So the deputy prime minister Which is like the vice president

You know what I'm saying Because the prime minister Is like the president Right He gonna say This is his dick words He should have had Jessalarius abs What which is like the vice president. You know what I'm saying? Because the prime minister is like the president. Right. He's going to say, this is his dick words. He should have had Jessalarius abs. What?

Excuse me, don't play with me. Okay. He said, I guess at the end of the day he'll survive. Like he said it real nonchalantly, I guess at the end of the day he'll survive. So it's like, okay, so there's speculation. Also told to me by my connect over there, like people are saying like, whoa, we We hope that is not an alleged setup because what are you talking about? Yes? That's not like you mad that the shooters didn't get the job Right and they hired better shooters and then said it like that with that editor like you know, but I guess he gonna survive

Oh My god, but but I mean that's what I said in the beginning. No, you didn't. Oh, my God. That's what you did, yeah. But also, you would think that was pretty smart, too. You have an older gentleman walk up to him, because he probably thought there's no way that an older gentleman would try to assassinate him.

They ain't never seen New Jack City, though. Clearly, New Jack City don't play over there, because if they saw New Jack City, they would know not to sleep on nobody, especially the elderly. That's how Nino Brown got taken out. Absolutely. I don't think they watched that. Well, they should. Maybe they should start watching

stuff like that. But he did undergo surgery and reporters said that it went well. He's still in stable condition, but still very, very serious condition. Okay. So yeah, we guess he won't survive too. Alright. Whatever.

Now, in American news, Eddie Winslow is trending. What's Eddie doing? Family Matters is back in the news, but not because of Drake, all right? Eddie Winslow was trending on social media because Darius McCrary is his actual name, who played Eddie Winslow in Family Matters, was featured in posts by Sydney Starr, teasing her OnlyFans page. So the video show, Eddie he was

Oh my god. Oh my god. Keep describing it. This is good. I wish y'all could see her face right now. So Eddie Winslow, Sidney Starr Go! Yeah, so Sidney was like dancing seductively on him and kissing Eddie and stuff like that, right? And the song that was playing in the back is When We by Tank.

That, you know, he got the best love music, right? Okay. And then so she said, y'all want to see what happens next with me and Eddie Winslow? Subscribe to my OnlyFans right now. Good promo. Yeah, it is good promo. Did you subscribe? Did I subscribe?

No. So listen, yo, I'm not into that. It is good promo. Did you subscribe? Did I subscribe? No. So, listen. Yo, I'm not into that. The main reason that this seems to get a huge response is because back in 2021, rumors that Eddie and Sidney were dating circulated. And he was basically saying, like, they were friends. Like, he never confirmed that they were dating. Gotcha. But she was posting pictures with him.

And, you know, some of them were, like, you know, very engaging. Okay. And he was just like, yo, we friends. Like, I don't need—y'all don't mind y'all business, right? But people are confused a little bit and just, like, questioning it because why would you deny the rumors of y'all dating only to participate in these kind of activities? Friends don't do, you know, friendly—just a little bit more than friendly. Well, clearly they trying to get to the bag. And clearly it worked because if you're promoting your OnlyFans and now people are talking about it and it went viral,

I'm sure they made a couple dollars yesterday. Well, my question is, will there be new footage of Eddie Winslow and Sidney Starr? As soon as it comes across your timeline, let us know in Just With The Mask. It might come across yours first. Nope. So we'll see. But yeah. Yeah, that is Just With The Mask.

And listen, all right, since I got a minute left, Charlotte, I will be there tomorrow and Saturday. I got two shows at the Charlotte Comedy Zone. Tomorrow, on Friday, and then I have two on Saturday. And they are selling. So make sure you get your tickets. Also, I did want to know where to eat at, y'all. I did.

I want to know. Charlamagne told me about a food truck. You know what I can pull up on? Yeah, that's fine. But I need to eat Friday and Saturday. I can't eat from a food truck two days in a row. Why? You want to try different things?

Yeah, just different things. Oh, okay. Well, they got different stuff at the food truck. What was the name of the food truck? I forgot. Jasmine's. No, it wasn't. You said it was Jasmine's Cuisine or something like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Charlotte. Yep, Jasmine's. Jasmine's, yep. Absolutely. Yeah, you keep talking about the fried chicken and all that. And yes, it wasn't. You said it was Jasmine's Cuisine or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Charlotte. Yep, Jasmine's. Jasmine, yep. Absolutely. Yeah, you keep talking about the fried chicken and all that. And yes, that's right. Oh, yeah, Jasmine Food Show.

I just be seeing the pictures on Instagram. They look amazing. Yeah, no, it does. It does. And Jasmine, he's been showing me for quite a while. So I would love to have some of your food. But also, if y'all can drop some black-owned restaurants that I can go to, me and my team, let me know.

That would be greatly appreciated. I love Charlotte, man. It's looking at 704. Yep. Yep. Yep. So get your ticket y'all.

My lad is just with the mess. I up next. We got the people's choice mixes to breakfast. Local morning. Wake that ass up in the morning. The breakfast club. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ envy. Jess hilarious. Charlamagne. The guy we are, the breakfast club. Don't forget this weekend, our very own Jess Hilarious will be out in Charlotte, North Carolina. What club?

Comedy Zone. Charlotte Comedy Zone, y'all. That's right. So get your tickets now. It will sell out. And she's looking for some places to eat. So if you got a black-owned restaurant or you know a good black-owned restaurant,

hit her in the DMs. Give her some advice when she's out in Charlotte. You can't go wrong with Mertz. You ever been to Mertz? No. Yeah, Mertz is the sole food spot in Charlotte, really good. Nice, nice.

I haven't had Jasmine's food truck, but I've been telling you about them all week just because their Instagram looks amazing. Good. I'll send you some places too. Thank you,

because y'all been going there too. I ain't been to Charlotte in a minute. I love Charlotte. I really like Charlotte. That's my spot. Me and my wife used to, because we used to live in Columbia, so we used to drive to Charlotte all the time just to go hang out,

go to mad concerts. We used to go to the Sugarwater Festival there. The Sugarwater Festival used to come there. Sugarwater, huh? Man, the Sugarwater Festival used to be Floetry, Erica Badu, Jill Scott, and Queen Latifah. And it was outside, so we'd be sitting in the lawn. That was some great times.

You hear me? It just sounded like cocoa butter and just opportunity. What? Instance, yeah. What? I know that's right. An amazing time. It's time to get up out of here.

Sheldon, you got a positive note? I do, but I want to remind people, man, my new book, Get Honest or Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks, comes out May 21st, man, just a few days. So thank you to everybody who's been pre-ordering my new book and i'll see you on the road next week um i'm doing a signing my first signing actually is going to be online with premier collections right and uh i'll be that's where you can actually go right now to get an autographed copy of the book if you're not going to be able to make any of the book signings so you can go to ctgbook.com to buy a copy of,

an autographed copy of my new book, Get Honest or Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks. ctgbook.com. For everybody else, go to whysmalltalksucks.com to see where I'm going to be next week. All right, now,

the positive note is simply this. I swear, because we was talking about this earlier, about not being able to say no. We was talking about Glorilla when the girl walked up to her asking her for money you know for her tuition nothing has caused more problems for me in my life than my inability to say no or turn people down soft and empathetic nature cost you a lot remember that and no is a complete sentence

have a blessed day oh my god now i like that one Drop a clues bomb for that because this man is right. All right, whatever. Ignore me, Ray. Go ahead. Power 105. One is the Breakfast Club. Good morning, you guys. Have a great day.

Be safe out there. We'll see you guys tomorrow. It's going to be 60 degrees. It's a little chilly. So just dress warm. New York is garbage when it comes to weather, man. New York don't give a damn about spring. I mean, it's spring. I was in Orlando a couple weeks ago.

It was hot walking around with shorts on. It's like in New York's gonna give a damn about spring. Like, I mean, it's spring. I was in Orlando a couple weeks ago. It was hot walking around with shorts on. It's like, in New York, it's like, where is spring? We gonna get a week of spring, two weeks of summer, then it's gonna be winter in July.

They already don't have no grass, no trees, no sun. Jesus. Why they got time for this, man? Big buildings and tacos. Big buildings and tacos. All right, well,

we'll see you guys tomorrow at the Breakfast Club on Power 105. One homie, Angie Martinez. Where it be years next.