The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Fat Joe Interview, Jess Hilarious Cohosts, Jess Fix My Mess and More!

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

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Good morning, USA! Jess Hilarious is our guest co-host, but this is the problem. One of our producers went on vacation, and that producer is the one that usually gets our guest co-hosts from downstairs. And nobody put Jess' name downstairs. So nobody put Jess' name downstairs, nor did anybody think to go get Jess. So now she's stuck downstairs. So somebody please go downstairs and get Jess. Brandon, somebody going to get her? Okay. Jesus Christ.

You want to send the overweight brother to run down there and go get her? Well, he needs the cardio. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, he needs the cardio. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. He needs the cardio, okay? All right. What's going on? Happy Thursday, man.

How y'all feeling out there? Ah, man, it's good. And the reason I knew Jess was going to be here and be on time is she called me last night and this morning. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. And said, make sure you have a package for me.

That's what she said. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. And said, make sure you have a package for me. That's what she said. Don't say it. In my package, you meant prayer, you know, a Bible, you know what I'm saying, some candles, you know, some sage to burn. You know, gotta set the vibes in the morning. You see, I got my candles lit right now. You don't think it's illegal in New York. You know, I got my Palo Santo right now. Okay. You know,

we're having a great time, man. Well, that's what she asked for. It's a holiday weekend. That's right. My birthday weekend, too. Three-day weekend. Envy's born day weekend. Virgo season. What it is? All the Virgos out there.

Holla. I don't think I like Virgos, man. I'm going to be honest with you. Virgo men, you might be the only Virgo man I rock with. I'm being honest with you. Okay. I'm being totally honest. Okay.

Okay? All right. And that's barely sometimes Alright Alright Well we had a special guest Pop up on us yesterday Yeah it was supposed to be

A surprise Yeah Fat Joe Will be joining us In a little bit He actually after the show Just pulled up on us Yeah To drop off his new sneaker

He has a collaboration With Nike The Terror Squad Air Force One That's right So he just pulled in And you know of course When Fat Joe starts by We gotta chat Chop it up with him for a little bit.

There's not a greater storyteller, not even just in hip hop, just period. Fat Joe is a great, great, great storyteller. Fat Joe can make the most mundane things seem very, very, very interesting. You know, and if you haven't picked up his book, The Book of Jose, and you enjoy Fat Joe conversations, like you like watching him on podcasts and listening to him on radio shows or watching him on television or whatever it is, you would love his book, The Book of Jose. Yes.

Yes. And you know whose birthday it is that is very underrated? Chris Tucker. Today's Chris Tucker's birthday. Comedian. Hey, Jessica Robin Martin. Oh, man. Why is he treating you like that? Why, Jess? What? What? What? Y'all want somebody to come up here and all that.

We on the air live. I don't care. I don't care. I can't believe they would not let you in. There you go. Thank you so much. Hey, BET, how y'all doing? I can't believe they would treat you like that, Jess.

Yeah, whatever. I don't care who on vacation. I try to come up here. Oh, the person who usually lets you up on vacation. Oh, she forgot to do her job before she vacated. Yes, that's typical. Probably got time. They forget to do their job when come up here. Oh, the person who usually lets you up on vacation. Oh, she forgot to do her job before she vacated. Yes, that's typical. They forget to do their job when they're here. Oh, okay.

But I was saying, happy birthday. Today is Chris Tucker's birthday. The legend, comedian, Chris Tucker. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Chris. All right, and let's get the show pop. You smell that? Dang.

You smell that? You smell that? You smell that? You smell that? You smell that? That's good, because she be saying your stuff trash. No, she didn't. She liked my stuff when I gave her the smoke.

No, I said, don't know, Ron. She don't like the pre-rolls. Yeah. She likes to smoke the flour. I gave her the flour. Oh, no, the pre-rolls. Oh, no. But yeah, yes.

I gave her the flour. Yes. She got flour. Absolutely. She said them pre-rolls is a strong Marlboro. Did you bring my edibles? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But I love you, though. I love you, Jess. I'm happy to see you. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right. Well, let's get the show cracking.

Front page news is next. Jess Hilarious is here. Yes. And it's a breakfast club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.

Our guest co-host, Jess Hilarious, is here. I am. And let's get in some front page news. Good morning, Tess. Good morning, DJ Envy. Good morning to the queen. Jess is back. is here i am and let's get in some front page news good morning tess good morning dj envy good morning to the queen jess is back good morning you bring balance to the mothership by the way thank you good morning chalamet peace dad all right let's jump right into it let's talk about this hurricane yeah let's give a quick update on hurricane edalia which was briefly an extremely dangerous category four storm it weakened slightly wed morning to Category 3 as it moved over the Gulf of Mexico towards Florida.

Let's take a listen to the latest. At least two people are dead tonight as Hurricane Idalia leaves a path of destruction across Florida and slams Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina. The video after landfall is stunning. Edalia hit Florida's Big Bend region as a Category 3 storm with maximum sustained winds of 125 miles per hour. Tonight, hundreds of thousands of customers are still without power. We're hearing stories tonight of survival. Some residents who rode out the storm at home say they had to escape by swimming out of their windows the national hurricane center's advisory is just in edalia is now a tropical storm but the risk of

flooding storm surge and strong winds continues so again yeah to our family in florida you know make sure uh you know that you're doing all you can, you know, to protect yourself. I lived in Orlando for a long time. I text everybody yesterday and there's just always this thing, you know, people feeling like they just need to ride it out, you know, but you just never know how dangerous this can be. So, again, do what you can to look at all the precautions and make sure that you're staying safe as possible. I know this is the last thing on people's mind right now but when it comes to those things uh do they give people insurance because i know sometimes in those areas insurance companies won't insure certain things because this always happens uh i wonder i wonder what happens in that case and will the government help those people out because a lot

of times insurance won't cover fixing up their houses and cover fixing up you know the property that was lost i think it's harder if you buy the beach or something i think if you inlet i think you get insurance i think if you actually have a beach house it's probably harder yeah um they're they are sending some federal aid down there uh president biden you know talked about how making sure you know they're sending the resources down that's a great question uh i used to i remember hurricane andrew and uh geico actually pulled out um because of the devastation of what hurricane so you do have houses home insurance people have home insurance you have to have home insurance in order to you know have a

mortgage on a home um but uh you're right a lot of those uh companies you know may not be able to have the adequate resources to get everything you need they always look all insurance companies whether it's a car house or anything else look for a reason not to pay something of course um so uh you know you just have to kind of hope that the government you know supports and backs up the things that you need but yes homes are insured i know that was i know i know homes are insured but i know that was the big thing for new york new jersey when that hurricane hit down here that wasn't unexpected and there was some some insurance that they were getting around like you had to have hurricane insurance or some type of sure some type of hazards that people didn't have because you right because we usually don't have it you know it's probably a specialized policy in those areas like

that you know yeah yeah now let's try to get out of it of course but yeah you're right on that but i remember geico said we're just totally getting out of uh the uh homeowners business you know in that area after it was such a big loss and that happened with hurricane katrina as well wow let's talk about mitch mccon. Yeah, this is quick. Again, he froze up again. Senator Republican leader Mitch McConnell briefly froze up and was unable to answer a question after a reporter at an event in Kentucky, you know, asked him would he seek reelection in 2026. He just kind of stood there for 10 seconds. And this is the second time, you know, that he's done this.

I thought he was thinking about it that was a long thought that was a long ponder uh so it was about 10 seconds you know aid went in front of him and asked you know did did he hear the question did then he repeated did he want to walk off with him and he just kind of stood there in silence and again you know when are we going to really have this discussion about age uh without trying to make it an ageism issue or it just might just be a health issue but there's clearly you know something going on clearly this is the second time yeah evaluation like like an evaluation it needs to be like a mental analysis or whatever you know anything like if you're going up you know and and for any type of uh you know running for anything office anything like that you should actually go to the doctor to get checked out like to see they do know what's going on though

obviously obviously not no they can't you know obviously now this is the second time there's a problem and when she went up to speak to him he still didn't know what was going on yeah i don't know if it's a matter of age as much as it's a matter of a cognitive decline You know age may age may not always play a role But if you got visible cognitive cognitive decline you gotta go it. What is it cognitive decline? Okay? Yeah, you got a bit of a cognitive decline. Yeah, you gotta go somewhere is he struggling? He was struggling with that hurt first. He got it though And it should be like a referee in a ring. We shouldn't wait for them to walk out like somebody gotta stop the fight Like yeah, she should have stopped that yesterday. She should have walked him off instead of having him come back she should have

just walked him off i'm talking about walking him out of office exactly i mean again just point again to uh just make it fair on both sides a democrat you know senator diane feinstein remember we recorded that she literally somebody had to tell her how to vote because she was just in a totally different place so like at some point guys come on i mean this is just but let's just say this hopefully we all get an opportunity to age you know that's a blessing of course regardless of political party you know it's just sad you know watching somebody just decline like that and where's the family like what what's going on but i i'll say a lot of these guys they don't want to leave this position this is in their life you know for 40 50 years and the ego and the pride just will not let them walk away and that is that is a problem that and you know i know we got to go but yeah and for some

people that's that's what keeps them alive like right like going to work every day and and and doing that it keeps them alive and they feel like they need tattoos to stay alive. Alright, well that is front page news. We'll see you in a little bit Tess. Now get it off your chest. 800-585-1051 If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051 And Jess Hilarious is here. I am

y'all, so get it off y'all chest with me. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's a new day. It's a new day. This is your time to get it off your chest. Wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed. It's time to get up and get something.

Call up now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello. Who's this? It's Taro. Good morning. Good morning.

I'm with Charlemagne Jess. Hey. Get it off your chest, bro. Okay. All right. Good morning, Uncle. And with Charlemagne, Jess. Hey. Get it off your chest, brother. Okay. All right, listen. You know, I'm with Virgo. And with your birthday coming up Sunday, on Monday, on Norway is on the 6th. And I just want to give shouts out to all Virgos.

And also, I want to thank Charlemagne and my niece, Taylor, on her birthday today, Sweet 16. But I also want to thank Charlemagne. What beef you got with Virgos, bro? Virgo men, man. I've had some very sheisty Virgo men in my life. You know what I mean? So you judge them all?

Yep. Envy might be the only Virgo man I kind of like. Wow. He don't like me. Man, that's crazy. He love me. He got out the

parking garage today looking back at me, smiling and everything. All right, Envy, damn. We going all into that. You wasn't paying no attention to who was behind you. I was looking at who was behind you. Pause.

Who was behind you? I don't know. I was making sure I didn't coach you. That's all. That's what I was looking at. He was jealous. He was definitely jealous. Hello, who's this?

Yo, top of the morning, yo. It's money. Top of the top, brother. It's money. What up? Give me your chest. Yo, Jess, what up, boo? What up, baby?

How you doing? Chilling. Yo, listen, I want to just give a shout out to my son, my 12-year-old son, man. He's been putting in the work on the football field. You know, he's doing Pop Warner, and he's playing middle school football. So yesterday was his first scrimmage. He had three touchdowns. And also, I want to give a shout-out to my oldest daughter, man.

She's coming down for the weekend. She just started college, freshman, HBCU, Winston-Salem. Okay. Congratulations. So I just want to give a shout-out to my oldest daughter, man. She's coming down for the weekend. She just started college, freshman. HBCU, Winston-Salem. Okay. Congratulations. I just want to give a shout out to my kids, man. Congratulations. Where you from, bro? I'm from Brooklyn, Brownsville, you know.

Okay. All right. Well, congrats to your son, bro. You survived Brownsville and raised two great kids, man. You a legend, yo. Yes. I appreciate you, brother. I appreciate you.

Yo, Charlamagne, you already know. Cancer gang, baby. You already know. See, now we talking. Now we talking about a sign that you can trust. Goodbye. There you go, brother. I appreciate you. Yo, Charlamagne, you already know. Cancer gang, baby. You already know. See, now we talking. Now we talking about a sign that you can trust. Goodbye. There you go, man. Goodbye, sir.

Hello, who's this? This is Jeremy calling from D.C. Hey, Jeremy. Get it off your chest. So I'm going to just say I'm wrong before I say what I got to say. So I just want to ask a question. I had three kids. I had my girlfriend.

She's pregnant now, and I'm trying to work it through But what I need to know is She keep going over the fact that I had three kids on her So should I stay or should I go? Should you stay or should you go? I think it's his message Should you stay or should you go?

We had three kids I think she's contemplating whether she should stay or go because she is now holding your fourth, carrying your fourth. And three, you slept around on her to get. So I think that you actually should actually just leave her alone, buddy, and just decide to co-parent with her. I'm surprised she stuck around. What kind of roots you got on this girl?

What kind of booty you done put on her? Yeah, what you do? Nah, I mean, she rode with me when i was locked up and she rolled with me the whole time so i love her but she rolled with you you had three kids on her and she went to jail she's fat how much you wish how much you wish she's not she was like 180. How tall is she? Oh yeah, what's the height? Uh, she's like 5'7". Oh, okay.

No, no, no, how big is it? You said how big is what? How big is it? Your pee pee. Who is?

Yeah. How does that happen? It's big enough for her. Oh, so it ain't that big. Alright, look, sir,

listen, yeah, you should just go ahead and leave her alone because I think you've already caused enough trouble. And just be a dad and just hold your four babies close to you. That's all. Get it off your chest. Yeah, we need to talk to her. I need to know why she stuck around after he got her three other girls pregnant.

And a nine-year stint. Yeah, jail. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. Hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Good morning, it's Kia. Hey, Kia. Hey, Jess. Hey, darling. Hey, Izzy. Good morning, it's Kia. Hey, Kia. Hey, Jess. Hey, Charlamagne. Hey, Izzy. Good morning.

Get it off your chest, mama. I don't have nothing to get off my chest. I'm just excited to call y'all today, my birthday. So I just wanted to say good morning. Virgo season. Happy birthday, girl. Yay, Virgo Nation. You have a good one, mama.

Okay, enjoy your birthday. Thank you. You do the same, Izzy. Where you calling from? Michigan. Michigan. Oh, okay. Okay, enjoy your birthday. Thank you. You do the same, Envy. Where you calling from? Michigan. Michigan. Oh, okay. Drop me your cash app.

I'm going to put a little something in there for your birthday today since you a Virgo like me. Oh, thank you. Okay, what is it? Dollar sign. Kia, K-I-A. Like the car. 831. 831?

Yes. Okay, Kia. Okay, Kia, August 31st. I'm going to throw a little something in your cash app for your birthday. Oh,. Okay, Kiel. Okay, Kiel. August 31st. I'm going to throw something in your cash app for your birthday. Oh, thank you, and we appreciate y'all. Have a good morning. You too, baby. Virgo Nation.

Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Dominique. Hey, Dominique. Hi, Dominique. Get it off your chest, Dominique. Oh, my God. Hi, this is Dominique from Michigan. I love you guys so much. I listen to you guys every day on the podcast. I am visually impaired. I love you guys so much. I listen to you guys every day on the podcast. I am visually impaired. I lost my sight seven years ago. I was in a car accident, but that is good, and I'm still fighting each and every day, and it definitely has been a whirlwind,

but you guys inspire me. You motivate me, and oh my God, I'm just so happy to be talking to you guys. I have been going through homelessness, divorce, and everything in the past six months. And God blessed me with an apartment this past week. And I'm moving in. And I'm just moving in with my clothes. And I'm just overjoyed and thankful that he has not given up on me. I've been in therapy for the past month and a half. And I have a long way to go, but it's been life changing.

And Charlamagne, you really keep me going with that mental health because it gets hard when you can see and then you lose your sight. And I just want people to know that you can't take things for granted because nothing is promised. That's right. Absolutely. Man, this is a cash app you need to be asking for. I know. Oh, you asked for it because she said that you helped her. She did say you helped her.

I'll send her something. Absolutely. What's your cash app? You want me to buy some lunch? No, she's not hungry. She needs something. She just moved in. What's your cash app, baby? Yeah, yeah, you just moved in somewhere. What's your cash app? You want me to buy some lunch? No, she's not hungry. She needs something. She just moved in. What's your cash app, babe?

Yeah, yeah, you just moved in somewhere. What's your cash app? Give me your cash app. What is it? Okay. It's dollar sign, one, nine. Hold on now. I'm a little slow.

Hold on now. I got it. Okay. One, nine. Go away, babe. Dollar sign. Dollar sign, one, nine, eight, eight, D as in dog. Stop talking to me, Solomon. Can you stop talking? I mean, sorry. D as in dog. Can you stop talking?

I mean, sorry, D as in dog, O as in Oscar, M as in Michael. All right, so 1988 Dom. Oh, Dominique Reynolds. All right. Yes, that's me. Okay. Now, I'm going to send you a little something. Who's going to tell you how much it is?

No, stop it. You stop it. I got a voiceover. Charlamagne don't start your stuff. Right. Jesus. Right. That's right. Next, you're going to send out a book.'t start your stuff. Right. Jesus. Right. That's right.

Next you're going to say you're going to send out a book. Stop it, man. I'm sending it right now. You can send me an audio. You can send me an audio. I have iPhone, so you have voiceover. If you guys ever check it out, just turn voiceover on your iPhone, and it talks to you. Oh. Oh.

Hold on. I'm going to see if you got it. I just sent it. Let me see if you got it. It's going to take'm going to see if you got it. I just sent it. Let me see if you got it. It's going to take him until 8 o'clock. No, I just sent it. You see it?

I don't hear it. Oh, hear it, I mean? You stupid. It's okay. You okay. I didn't hear it come through yet. Child, episode over.

How much you sent? Don't worry about how much I sent. Stop worrying about people's business now. How much you sent? Enough for a sandwich. Enough for breakfast

So funny I hope I ain't sending that To the wrong person Dominique No you said Dominique Reynolds That's gotta be me Yeah that is And I think I've heard Something come through

Yeah cause you ain't got no pictures Just a purple D What? Don't have You got purple D's The eggplant The eggplant He like those

That's right That's right But it went It's saying it went through though. She just got accepted. Okay. Thank you guys so much. No problem.

You still don't hear it? Like I said. Oh my God. Yeah, I heard it. Okay. Listen to it real quick. Let me see if you hear it. Oh my God.

I want to make sure. I want to make sure that went through. Okay, let me check. Let me check. All right, you check. What you saying? How much you said?

She got to check. She got to hear it. Hey, you have sent $50 or whatever it is. Oh, it'll say, you check. What you saying? How much you said? She got to check. She got to hear it. Hey, you have sent $50 or whatever it is. Oh, it'll say that? Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay. How much you said? Okay, okay, okay.

Don't worry about it. What did you send for real? I sent her a couple dollars for a sandwich. Hey, yo. Dominique. Dom, did you get it? I don't want to hold y'all up because I got a cert. Oh, okay.

All right. But you got it. All right, well, thank you, Dom. Just. All right. But you got it. All right. Well, thank you, darling. Just reply on Cash App if you got it. All right. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

When we come back, we got rumors. Give us a little tease. What are we talking about, Jess? Oh, my God. Sexy Red sold out of her tour in 30 minutes, y'all. What tour? Sexy Red? She's going on tour.

That's because it sold out. It happened so fast. I thought she was opening for Drake. Huh? No. I don't know about none of that. All I saw was y'all asking me too much. All I know is that she posted she was going on tour and it sold out 30 minutes.

We'll talk about that next. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Yeah. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's D.J. Envy, Charlamagne The Breakfast Club. This is the Rumor Report. I don't do that. Stop. It's just for the message. I know it's just for the report. On that breakfast club. I know they know. Just for the story. Hey, yo.

So since they moved my papers, yeah, Sexy Red sells out in 30 minutes her tour. Look, I move my own papers. I just like to blame everything on y'all because y'all do be messing up a lot. Sexy Red adds new shows move uh five dates on the hottest the hood hottest princess tour due to overwhelming demand so she did say that she was going on tour and it did sell out in 30 minutes what kind of venues um that's the thing uh we we don't know okay we don't know but they but this is what i can tell you though it must have started out small and it sold out so fast uh probably because she just wanted to see this like her first tour or

whatever she probably just didn't want to overdo it yep she just wanted to see this like her first tour or whatever. She probably just didn't want to overdo it and then have to, you know, like undersell. But that's why they're adding new shows

and moving certain venues and changing dates or whatever. That's smart. I think a lot of artists are having a problem because they're jumping out there doing arenas

and theaters and they shouldn't be. They shouldn't be doing smaller venues. Absolutely. Even just like with me being a comedian, it's like I do want to get, I'm not selling out arenas yet.

I will very soon. Absolutely. But a lot of people jump into that space and they get upset when they undersell arenas. That's big. Yeah, that's really big. It takes a lot of time. And you think about it, when you used to go to concerts or when you were younger, you would see the big artists in the arena. Yeah.

Or if you're seeing, it would be a bunch of artists and a lot of like you said i think artists are jumping out the window too fast i see just a lot of theater though i saw you sell a lot of theater you sold out the uh oh i ain't saying i don't sell out theaters i said arena casinos i do that you know but yeah arenas that's that's that's my big thing that's what i'm gonna do next so yeah all right uh congratulations sexy red i actually do love that all right miguel's back pearson promo stunts leave fans shocked all right so y'all ain't see that where he was performing he's gone viral over a bizarre mid-air stunt involving a harness attached directly to his skin all to promote r&b artist upcoming album it's called visccera so i looked up the meaning of

viscera and it's just it don't have nothing to do with this um him piercing his back and he's lifted it's videos going on where he's lifted and he's singing tough skin for that yeah he he has to i think what people forget about miguel is he's mexican and mexicans like doing their own stuff i've never i've listened date a Mexican. I've never ever seen a Mexican do this. I don't care. I've never seen nobody do that. Nobody.

It was in a movie one time. I think I watched The Crow and something happened like that. But that man was white. So I was like, okay, cool. But why would you do this? And then,

he don't, like everybody's saying in the comments, you don't have songs that require this type of, you know, performance. Well, how many drinks? How many drinks does it take to piss you back and hang from the ceiling well

all you gotta do is come up there sing sure thing and we will we will throw ourselves at your feet but he's the same since he jumped on that lady neck he does his own stunts he no right he does horrible at him yo oh my gosh but all right congrats for his all his new album coming out siana taylor breaks down in tears during Afropunk's set. She's saying this is so beautiful. Look, she... Listen, before I get into this all the way. I saw this.

I love this girl so much. And this really bought me to tears listening to this. Me and my sister, I put you out there tonight. We was crying listening to this. We have audio for it. I always get scared to headlong festivals. I never think anybody would stay for me. night we was crying listening to this uh we have audio for it that was tiana taylor. So she was doing a festival, right? And she was saying that she was the last act. And she was like, she came out, she was very emotional.

And she was saying, thank y'all so much for staying for me. That's why I don't really, you know, like to do festivals or whatever. Because I don't think nobody's going to stay. I thought she was complaining about the heat. No, no, no. She was like, y'all stood out in all this hot heat waiting for me all this time. Thank you. How do we know Tiana wasn't crying because it was hot?

Because she said it. You know what? You don't be listening. I just think Shamos made me cry. And it's just too much. You're up on the clues, boss, with Tiana Taylor. Get on my nerves, yo. We love Tiana.

Tiana knows we love her. People love Tiana Taylor. Yeah. It amazes me that tiana um still doesn't fully understand how much people love and appreciate her no but we not on that side of it you know what i'm saying like yeah we we know yeah it's not about us nor her fans no you know she knowing that we love her she that's a lot being on that side of it is like her her confidence and all of that stuff with music because it hasn't always gone her way.

You know what I'm saying? So she probably remember she said she was going to stop doing music and she was going to get behind the camera, you know, because she can do all of it. Act, direct, all of that music. She's so creative. She's about to do little baby's tour like, you know, so she was taking a break from it or just was going to stop music and I'm happy that

she was back on stage. I really hate that she felt like that, though. We love you, Tiana Taylor. Absolutely, baby. I love you. All right. And that is Jess with The Mess. Now, when we come back,

Teslin Figaro will be joining us. We got front page news. And in fact, Joe's going to pop up. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same.

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Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy, we are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here with us, of course. And let's get in some front page news. Good morning, Tess. Good morning, DJ Envy. Good morning, Queen Jess. And Charlamagne Tha God.

Peace, Tess. Now let's jump right into it. Giuliani, he loses a defamation lawsuit. Yeah, he lost it by default. A federal judge determined that Rudy Giuliani has lost his defamation lawsuit from two Georgia election workers. You guys remember Ms. Freeman, the elder black woman, and her daughter against him after he failed to provide information sought in subpoenas. Now, the decision could lead to significant penalties for him. And in court in recent weeks, Giuliani said he can no longer contest that he made false statements about Ms. Ruby

because, bottom line, you did, sir. We all saw you do it. He was one of the only groups of plaintiffs suing him for those comments. He said he struggled to maintain access to the electronic records, partly because of the cost. He said he didn't have enough time to respond. The judge said, you know, I'm not going for it. You're an attorney yourself, basically, you know, summarizing it and say, you know, bottom line is you didn't comply with what they asked what the judge asked for so uh they won that suit and will be going to trial so well deserved you

know he sent all those trolls to these people you know this story just really disgusts me is one thing you know we're used to getting that type of vitriol you know but to have uh rudy giugnani and and donald trump you know say that these women, you know, defrauded America and sent all those folks. It really affected their life in a major way. So they deserve everything that they get in that suit. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure it's over for Trump and all his cronies, man. I feel like the ship has sailed.

It is time for the Republican Party to move away from all forms of Trumpism and all Trumpers and all Trump supporters and allies. If you want to get your party back and bring back that GOP that they knew before Trump, it's time to distance yourself from all these criminals. Because that's what they are. A bunch of criminals. And I think people are picking up that message.

As a side note, Nikki Haley has surged in the polls as well in Iowa where it really counts since that debate. And the consensus is that she made a lot of sense at the debate both Democrats and Republicans even Democrats are pushing for Nikki Haley because they just want some sensibility you know back back into politics so I'll be watching to see what what's gonna happen with her can and Trump standing in the in the Republican presidential primary's drop drop just a

little in the poll yeah absolutely that's it in the Republican presidential primary drop dropped just a little in the poll. Yeah, absolutely. That's it. And he didn't show up for. Now, let's talk about Yale University. Yeah. Charmaine, I pulled this story for you. You got your mental health expo coming up. The college is called in about mental health. So this story is right on time. Yale University and the student group announced that they've reached a settlement in a federal lawsuit that accused the Ivy League school of discriminating against students with mental health disabilities, including pressuring them to withdraw. Now, under the agreement, Yale will modify its policies regarding medical leaves of absence, including streamlining the reinstatement process for students who return to campus.

A student group, which also represents alumni, have urged, have argued that the process was discouraging students for decades from taking medical leave when they needed it most. So what did they get in the settlement? Basically, they're going to be able to, you know, get some some policies and procedures that says, you know, if you need to take a mental health break, or you know, how long do you have, but there is some some fine print that saying, you's saying they have to get it confirmed by a doctor to actually say that it's a mental health problem. But bottom line is in simple terms, they were telling students,

suck it up and continue to go to class regardless of what's going on mentally. So this is good for those students. That's how it's always been though. Yeah, it's crazy in 2023, people still not taking Folks mental Mental health serious But I think I think all jobs

And schools Should allow people To take mental health breaks Whether it's 10 minutes An hour And the reason I say that Is if you really think about it Right

Whether it's a day If you No no I'm gonna say this Cause if you a cigarette smoker Think about it like this If you a cigarette smoker They give you What 10

10 minutes 15 minutes To go downstairs And smoke a cigarette Well not for the cigarette Specifically But it allows you To smoke cigarettes But it's a smoke break there's a smoke break some of them do literally for a cigarette specifically so yeah so now if you don't smoke cigarettes we don't have a

break and we can't go outside we can't even we can't say you know i'm going outside on the phone because then people will be like oh you're not working but you can take a smoke break for 15 minutes yeah they should allow people mental breaks whether it's 15 minutes an hour just to clear their mind and reset well i know the jobs that got cocaine breaks they don't like you to lose your death because you can do coke right on your death. Yeah, well, then coke don't stop you from doing nothing. Jobs with cocaine breaks. That's the White House that doesn't do the cocaine break? Just FYI with that, that's a great idea.

I just want to shout out the state of Oklahoma. Some of their jobs actually do that. In fact, the disabilities office inlahoma they actually have mental health breaks so you're allowed to you know every hour or so go out and they encourage you to walk outside they also have desks that you can stand up you know they put the pull the desk up so you can stand up and make sure you know that that your your posture is good and so they really have wrapped around the concept of a mental health so that is happening Hopefully it can happen in some more offices as well. The only thing I will say

about the mental health breaks, I have seen some people abuse the mental health breaks just because they got caught not doing their job. You know what I'm saying? Like they got caught not doing something

they were supposed to be doing and they be like, I need a mental health break. I need a mental health break. It's like you always get caught not doing what you're supposed to be doing. Right, right, right.

You know? Okay. All right. Well, that is Front Page News. Thank you, Teslin. Uh- like, you always get caught not doing what you're supposed to be doing. Right, right, right. Right, you know? Okay. All right, well, that is front page news. Thank you, Teslin. Uh-huh, absolutely. I love when Jess acts like she care. Yo, let's say it. Let's say something.

Let's say something. She look at me and do her hand like this. She be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo. Nobody can fake care like Jess Hilarious. Let me tell you something. They be so mad to come and say, yo, show no nothing about Paz's. I don't need to.

And we don't know nothing either. He just likes to, like. Oh, you don't know what I mean? No, you have a better concern about politics. I don't need to. And we don't know nothing either. He just likes to. Oh, you don't know what I mean? No, you have a better concern. You don't know nothing? You don't do that. I just, I don't know how to be like, oh my God, really? You know what I'm saying?

Just don't say nothing. Just not say anything. But that's why we got Taz and Charlamagne. And that's why we got Taz and Charlamagne. That's it. That's right. I don't know nothing either. I just ask questions.

Yeah, right. You know something. And make statements. Yeah. All right. Well, when we come back fat joe will be joining us uh yesterday he stopped through on a surprise and dropped off his new kicks we got a chance to chop it up a little bit so we're gonna get with fat joe when we come back so don't move

it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club you know what's crazy is uh the the craziest part of the story is so you see not comparing myself in no way shape or form but you see how malcolm x was killed then they made schools after he died martin luther king you know he was killed now we got a martin luther king boulevard we joe lewis you know they stressed him to death and then they made highways after him well the guy who actually designed this sneaker for me got fired for designing the sneaker back in the day at Nike. Yeah, and 20 years later, we're celebrating the Air Force One.

Wow. You know what I'm saying? That the guy designed and he got fired. It's just ironic how we celebrate things years later. You know what's crazy? I remember you on MTV Cribs showing the TS Air Force. Long time ago. I thought that was official back then.

That was 20 years. It was, but what happened was I had a guy who was the designer of Nike making them for me without permission. Wow. You know what I'm saying? So he gave me a couple of color waves and all that. And so actually Virgil, right, rest in peace, Virgil had asked me to do a terror squad air force one because he knew all about the culture and all that and then he passed away maybe

three days later wow but he had already told all the nike like yo i'm doing the fat joe terror squad air force one and so that like opened the door to the discussion where they were like yo virgil was gonna to rock with Joe. Let's do it. And so, you know, I'm out here. I'm in them streets. You know, I'm the mailman. I'm not calm alone, but I'm doing that special delivery all over.

And you got two colorways, right? And they both. This is going to be the New York release. The black and white is globally. So you get it. Philippines, Middle East, Africa, everywhere. And then we got a friends and family which is uh a baby pink and gray which you guys are on the list for that as well but i'm just trying to beat

everybody to you know i'm hust i don't feel right if i got something coming out and i ain't on my ones and twos promoting i gotta be you know back in the days we used to pull up on envy with the white label in the club absolutely that's what i'm doing it's the same hustle it's just we're selling a different product what do you think about the sneaker coaching now of course you own a couple of sneaker stores but it's a lot different you know back then it was to you bought sneakers to get fly now you got to kind of be careful because people are buying sneakers to make money they're taking it from the kids that just want to wear them and charging triple and quadruple for the sneakers you know nike won't nike won't like my answer but i'm all about the entrepreneur you know what i'm saying if them

kids stand online and they buy a sneaker for a buck 50 and they sell it for 300 that's dumb they they're not robbing nobody's mother they're out there hustling you know i'm saying so they don't like my response you know i reposted a couple of cats that already had the sneakers they were like joe those are infamous resellers take it down you know i'm with the hype you know what i'm saying it's like i'm with the hype it's like if i put out a record and the dj in memphis or hey baby is playing it and i'm reposting i'm like you know i don't know i'm just reposting the hype they got the sneakers to their ear it's fly you know with me i'm all about the You know, somebody making a couple of dollars who ain't doing no harm to nobody. You know what I'm saying? But that's an independent, you know, response.

Not a reflection of Nike. They definitely ain't with that. We were just talking about how you are clearly probably the best storyteller. Not even just in hip-hop. Just one of the best storytellers, period. Because we were listening to you on Rap Radar when you were telling the story about being in your mom's house. And it's just the attention to detail everything I was in my mother's house

about to be thinking about retirement shirt off topless you know my mom's house was still a baby like so no real talk like my mom's house is the only place I take my shirt off everything I'm in boxes my feet is on my mom she

rubbing my feet I'm home you know i'm saying i'm just home i i don't know how to explain it any other way and so uh and eminem called and was like yo bro you can't retire you know you can't you know what i'm saying and that's like big for me you know what i'm saying i look up to eminem you know he's one of the rap gods to me so you know with him calling me trying to come here in. And I really gave this thought. Like he said, I really started listening to all your music. And I really, he's like, nah, Joe, you still got it. You can't leave.

It was almost like a don't leave. Like, don't leave us. Like, we still in the game. What albums came out after that? Nah, that was right around the time I had dropped a joint with Dre. Oh, gotcha. The album with Dre from Kool & Dre. So he was like, yo, bro, you can't leave the game, you know?

All right, we got more with Fat Joe when we come back. To keep it locked, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hey, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Fat Joe. Charlamagne?

People got to read your book. If you think Fat Joe's a great storyteller, read his book. The Book of Jose. Criminally underrated. Very much so. Criminally. You read it and you're like, this couldn't have happened. But then you're like, this is Joe.

No, no. So it probably did happen. You know what happened? First of all, I don't lie. Just men shouldn't lie. Unless you a a lawyer because one time i was in the room and they was just lying to each other i wanted to die i tried to get out of there it was negotiate oh you're right i lied okay yeah like we paying these guys to lie to

each other right it's uh you know i don't lie so i i never want to have somebody catch me in the line be like yo this guy's lying so I say something, I know that eventually somebody will back it up. Somebody will come out of nowhere. You know what I'm saying? The recent one on Rap Radar, I said, but with no disrespect, because, you know, I love Drake, Six God. You know, most consistent rapper ever in the history of history. But I told D, I called me like three times trying to get on um all the way up remix right but being the whole story i had with jay-z i wanted it to just be me and jay-z because you know i never

thought in a hip-hop fan i never thought fat joe and jay-z would do a song be myself right so i was like yo no thanks but you know i love you brother maybe some other time. Please call me now, Drake. So it's like, but then I'll say it. Some normal person will be like, yo, he sound crazy, this and this and that. But I'm sure sooner or later, Drake's going to confirm the story. Absolutely. And be like, yo, you know, I called him. You know, I want to. And that's it.

All the stories are confirmed. But in the book, man, that's why I had to write the book. Because the book was so much transparency. I didn't want to leave nothing out. The stories before rap are the best. I wanted people to really understand. There's a lot of rap stories never told for Fat Joe. That's a whole different type.

But the stories before rap, like when the Ecuadorian kid was trying to kill me, eight times in two days like he was he was letting it go like unbelievable we know he was unbelievable he was like the guy he was like the guy john wick from mark for death the guy from mark for death rich richie remember richie kept popping up steven seagal like this guy was trying to finish me for no reason you said you shot the car up and you was in the car and everybody thought I was dead. I heard the screams like if I was dead. The whole building.

Yo, and then we like, yo, what's up? And, you know, we try to get him. We couldn't get him. This guy, he was really, he was really something else, man. Don't tell too many because you want people to go. You got to go. But, you know, we're doing a series with the Torero brothers, Uli, Jesse, and Kenya.

Kenya Barris is actually writing the series himself. So that's an honor. You know what I'm saying? So we excited about it. But you know we got this little strike or whatever the case may be. So I'm hoping. And I do. Trust me.

I do sympathize with everybody striking because, you know, some of these checks come through for $2. I can be like, Joe, the time you hosted Wendy Williams, $2.43. I'm like, yo, I would be homeless trying to live on a like a royalty check from TV or movies. No, it's incredible. I'd be like, yo, Sag, and I'd go rush. I'd open the check. $8.19. I'd say, yo, bro, I can't buy a sandwich

with this thing right here. Did that affect your talk show? I know you had a talk show with Starz. Yeah, but not really. We still we all in. The shot, the first one, it's all go. But yes, the strike affects. It's affecting everything.

You got my girl over there, Bianca. Everybody, you know, listen, stars is going to be amazing. It's going to be A-list. It's going to be the interviews you never thought you could get on top of the game. And, you know, the thing with me is coming from, like, artist to artist, you know, they can let their guard down and know I ain't trying to jam them up. You know what I'm saying? So they can be like, we can talk about, you know, they could let their guard down and know I ain't trying to jam them up. You know what I'm saying? So they could be like, we could talk about, you know, I always say when we was doing COVID, I started turning on the IG.

You both was my guests. So I interviewed Bobby Brown. And there's so much stuff you could talk about Bobby Brown. But all I kept it was music, you know, this and this and that. And so when the artist see, oh, he ain't trying to jam me up. He threw me a jam. He was like, yo, you know, I taught Michael and that. And so when the artist see, oh, he ain't trying to jam me up. He threw me a gem. He was like, yo, you know, I taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk. You know, I wouldn't slam the phone against the wall.

Like, I never heard. He said he taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk. You ever had an interview where somebody said something, you just want to end it right there? You're like, it's over. Like, you know, we got it. I thought Mike got that from the Bronx. I thought it was breakdancers in the bronx i thought it was no no and then and

so what happened is i called all remember members of new edition they all didn't comment on it they was like yo no comment man it was like this so i kind of heard that it was the guy from shalimar who taught michael how to moonwalk that's what they said, yeah. Yeah, they said the guy from Shalimar taught him. But when Bobby Brown told me that, I was like, oh my God.

Like, you taught Michael how to moonwalk. It's still a story. Yeah, definitely a story. I know he means it, though. Bobby Brown was the man. Absolutely. So you gotta understand, right?

So Lil Uzi, right? Lil Uzi's my man. I love him. Lil Uzi, the little dance he do. Yep, yep. There's a young kid from Philly that raps that taught him to dance. But Uzi's such a star, he made it more famous.

Right. It's almost like Loomy D was going, uh-oh. And then Beyonce came and said, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Uh-oh. And took that to the, you know what I'm saying? So what did Fat Joe learn Lean Back from then? Well, I learned Lean Back from, I i studied missy how she did songs around that time and really the whole reggae movement but it was like single to play

rocking with all that right the elephant man and all of them and so i was like yo i gotta do like the like the jamaicans man they they making these songs that everybody's doing the dance to so that was really the influence of of Back all in a gumbo. I got to ask. So, you know, of course, we're still celebrating 50 years of hip hop. Just because it was the day doesn't mean we stopped celebrating. But you got a chance to perform at Yankee Stadium. Talk about Joey Crack back in the Bronx at Yankee Stadium.

Man, it was just legendary. You know, I grew up five minutes from Yankee Stadium. So I drove there from the projects. So I went to my old apartment. stadium man it was just legendary you know i grew up five minutes from yankee stadium so i drove there from the projects so i went to my old apartment got dressed jumped in the drop drove past everybody the ka y'all miami trap all the guys pistol drove in the stadium and then the next time the camera sees me i'm walking on stage live and direct i had uh crazy legs um and gravity who's my cousin they both break dancers so you know they came out there the biggest puerto rican flag you ever seen in your life like they was out there like then it got super busy so i'm walking on stage you know

i started letting it go a little my lifestyle i let go of new york hunting guns a hundred but i was possessed i was possessed i was in that back room i wasn't even talking to nobody i had like five security and i don't have security now i just don't have security right but i had five like so nobody could bother me and i had to sneak in the stadium because they had like 450 guys from the bronx they were joe i mean i guess i went to junior high with all. I didn't even know. The phone was going off too much, so I couldn't answer the phone. But it was so special to me because I knew it was the 50th anniversary.

You had Run DMC. You had all the legends, Hollywood, whoever you could name. You had Ice Cube, Snoop, this, Nas, this. It was just. So it's not competition, but it's friendly friendly competition and so i didn't want to you know snoop dogg ain't letting me go to la and steal that thing you know what i mean so i'm in the bronx so i knew yo i gotta put it down for the bronx of the rocksteady crew remy came out with me uh tone sunshine was with me then we we brought out Ashanti, looking beautiful as ever. She ripped that down crazy.

Then we went into Peter Gunz with the Bronx National. New York to the home with our love for all. And then in the middle of the, if it wasn't for the Bronx, then it goes. And then the big bully comes out, the teacher. My idol, Karras, once lost on the South Bronx. Then he does the bridge the bridge is over the bridge is over what's crazy is i had just kissed roxanne chante on the way to the

stage i was just talking to craig g mc sham was the probably the one guy who got in my room i was talking to him for like an hour so it was just a celebration of hip-hop right you know and it was nothing like it you know i pull up young celebration of hip-hop right you know and it was nothing like it you know i pull up young dudes and girls they had their own little speaker it was almost like when you watch one of the movies like malcolm x with the movie malcolm x spike lee did the al sharpton's on the box preaching that's how it was with hip-hop outside the the. They was all freestyling. And then 10 steps, there was bands playing shook ones. 10 steps, there was cops break dancing. Like, it was out of this world.

And it wasn't just New York. It was like, so I went back and I watched all the interviews they did. You know, like news reporters. And they was like, I'm from Oklahoma. I drove up. The California guys with the Jerry Curls, they was in Yankee Stadium. Not performing. They came.

Whoever the guys is with them, they was all around. They was in the Bronx. Like, the whole world of hip-hop came over there to Yankee Stadium. So it was an honor to see some of the legends get acknowledged. Of course, you can't make everybody happy. There's just too many rappers. You know what I'm saying? But we put it down for rap. You know, legendary. Alright, we got more with Fat Joe

when we come back. To keep it locked, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Fat Joe. Charlamagne. When you think about Terror Squad, right, and what Terror Squad was in the street, and then you see it on a sneaker, what did that do to you?

Do you even believe it? Still can't even comprehend. You know, I just work hard. You know, I got up early. My wife was like, yo, what's up? I said, man, we just so blessed. It was just like, you know, we, you know, we, you know, I went a shot. I went to my projects.

And I love you, Fox Brothers. You know, I always represent you. But I went to my projects. It's always represent you but i went to my projects it's been a while i went to my old project apartment you know i was touching the walls like this one wall one wall that's when you little you think it's big you got four kids uncles you know every uncle to get thrown out his house house come to your house. You know, we walking on people. It's in the book. Absolutely.

And my father's Cuban. My father went to the Mariel to Cuba to go get my brothers and sisters. They gave him two sisters, Lourdes and Mercy. They gave him 30 Cubans. All those Cubans came and the boat sank because it was a bulls**t boat. We ain't had no money. All the Cubans came to my house. When I was going to school, I was stepping on Cubans

going to school in the morning. And that's how small the crib was. When you go home now and you see these big-ass ceilings and marble and stuff, you can't believe this. So I'm looking at the Terror Squad sneaker. Everything I did prior to rap, and I'm

not proud of, was to get sneakers it was to get sneakers not to have your own sneaker i'm telling you the truth i haven't even allowed i don't know if it's a a form of depression or something i don't i haven't you know how when you got something that you just keep away absolutely i haven't allowed myself to really look at the sneaker by myself in the room by myself and be like, yo. You probably cry. Yeah, I probably cry. I'm just like, yo, I got a sneaker.

You know what I'm saying? With Terror Squad. With Terror Squad. The infamous Terror Squad. And with no disrespect, it ain't like, you know, it ain't like, it's Nike. You know, it's an Air Force One. It's an uptown. It ain't a collab with a, you know, up and coming brand or something like that.

It's like, yo, it's the one. You know what I'm saying? I love to see how far Joe has come as a person. Just how you come. Because all those stories in the book, you know, we've either seen or we've ran from or we've avoided or dodged. I had to ask, I wanted to ask him and Richard a million questions, like,

how far removed do y'all feel from... Rich told him, yo, we're not gangsta no more. We're not gangsta. But he said, there will be no disrespect. No, never, ever. I remember looking out my window and seeing Fadjo walking up my block block Murdoch Avenue and me calling clue like What did you do? He was like what I mean? I'm like Fat Joe is walking up the block

He's probably coming to hurt you and kill you. He was like, no, he's just dropping off a record I'm like, well, I'm staying in the house. I just I just remember those stories So to see you in in in 50 performing in New York together is... I got one better for you. They made documentaries about my brother Pistol Pete. Pistol Pete K-A-R. And it's documentaries. He's like the predicate from Rikers Island. You know, he started, don't disrespect, all that cutting and all that at Rikers Island.

And now he's going back mentoring the youth from Rikers Island. Telling them to chill. You know, vibing with them, you know, keeping it real with them and telling them, yo, you got to get up out of here. He's even iller than Fat Joe. Like, it's unbelievable when I'm sitting with him. Yesterday, we was chilling and all he was telling me is about how he's talking to the youth, how he's trying to change their lives. Yo, Joe is crazy. I'm looking at pistolistol Pete like this. I'm like, yo, this is out of control.

Was he one of the ones breakdancing with machetes? No, he was definitely one of those. He said it was the West Side Story. Yo, these guys, you know, these guys, he ain't lying, man. You know, but we come a long way. And we really, really want to help the community. That's pretty much what it's all about. You know, because at the end of the day, shout out to my stylist and one of my best friends ever, Terrell.

Terrellish. And he told me one day, one day we in Turks and Caicos. And we in the middle of the, you know, that water is different. We both drinking. And I said, man, I grew up with some bad guys. He turned around. He said, they weren't that bad. I said, what you mean?

He said, they didn't kill you in the lobby, on the alley, and let you live. Changed my whole life. Then I started thinking about my hood. And I said, damn, they were bad. But they really could have did me bad. You know how many brothers died out there? You know what I'm saying? Girls, too.

It was like, you know, they never told on me. You know, nobody ever told on me out there. They just kept it 100 with me. So that's why we constantly think about them. Every time we can help them, every time we can do something for the community, we always there. You know, just the other day, me and you was walking around. Absolutely.

You know, Jay-Z. We want Jay-Z to get the casino. In Times Square. It's time to the brother of color. Know what I'm saying? We've been gambling. If you go to any casino in America, there's nothing but black and Spanish people in there gambling every day. Finally, we got an opportunity to make these fly.

Because he told me, yo, we're going to kill Dubai. Like this casino is going to be so fly. And so, you know, so I walked around the neighborhood to see how they could benefit from the casino and the community that does the plays and all the art actors and all that. They can have a home there in there.

So it's a beautiful thing. We just constantly just, you know, trying to elevate to another level. That's what we do. And that's a beautiful thing We just constantly Just you know Trying to elevate To another level That's what we're doing That's what you do That's what you do

That's what I do That's what we all do We feel like We're blessed to live another day You know I'm at the point now When it's sunny outside Like I wake up And it's sunny

I say oh my god I got another one Thank God That's right Absolutely You know what I'm saying Thank God God is the greatest

And so every day i wake up now it's like so you remember when you was young you know it's in the book you know i used to fight 30 40 dudes every day and they was cutting me and and i didn't care i thought i was invincible you know i got shot i checked out the hospital you know an hour later like take the tubes off thinking i'm bionic now i'm'm like, God forbid somebody sneezes on the plane. I'm ducking. The mask is out. The hoodie is out. I'm like, yo,

I'm going to sneeze. You know, it's a different time, so we appreciate God and we just constantly try to give back to the community. We appreciate you, Joe. We know we stole you for a couple of minutes and then you just came to drop off some sneakers. We need to dial that, Joe. We cracked for a little bit. I need the girl to send me the footage of me giving you the sneakers. We know we stole you for a couple of minutes. Yeah, man. You just came to drop off some sneakers. You just came to drop off sneakers. But we needed to dial that Joey Crack for a little bit. I need the girl to send me the footage of me giving you the sneakers.

We got it. We got it. That's the camera. We got it. We're going to get it to you. I need that. Have you a two-star. We'll get you eight-star.

Love you guys. Joey Crack. Go get the Booker Jose. Go get the sneakers, man. That's right. The Terrasquad sneakers. All right. It's the breakfast club.

Fat Joe for mayor. Good morning. No, no. No apologies. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Good morning. No, no. No apologies. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Hey. Jess Alaris is here, and let's get to Just With The Mess. Yes. The news is real. The news is real. What is Jess Alaris? Jessica Robin Moore. Jess don't do no lying.

Just die. Manic. This is The Rumor Report. I don't do that. Stop. It's Just With The Mess. This is real. On The Breakfast Club. I know they know this. Keep it a secret. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop don't do that. It's fine. It's just for the message. I know it's for the message. On The Breakfast Club.

I know they know this. Keep it a secret. Chloe Bailey teases when we can expect new Chloe and Hailey music. So she did an interview with PopSugar and she said that they will be making a comeback as a duo soon. Next year they will be dropping an album. Congratulations. Drop the clues bombs for this guy. They should. Allegedly. Now is a good time for them to be dropping an album. Congratulations. Drop the clues, bombs for this guy. They should.

Allegedly. Now is a good time for them to drop a joint album. Absolutely. I think what they bring in their balance is good. I really do like their balance. Yo, listen, let me tell you this. I didn't know. I was watching a Tyler Perry movie.

You cold? Yeah, I'm freezing. You're not cold? No. I was in the DJ booth and it's freezing. So I had a little bling. Oh, I was going to say, okay. i like that little shawl it's not a show no i was watching the tyler pratt movie and i didn't know that she played the daughters of i

mean they played the daughters of uh angett. The movie with Rick Fox. Remember? Oh my God. It was one of the, Sylvia Ferguero was in it. Your Little Cousins was in this movie. They was in the Tyler Perry movie when they were little. And they played Angela Bassett's daughters. I don't remember. Oh, because you don't really support. I knew you wouldn't know.

Also, another thing, they was in the musical, what is it called? Joyful Noise? Nah. Well, my sister ain't in here. ain't in here but yeah joyful noise yo i've been watching these little girls since they were little right but i've been watching tv i know i've been watching them grow up once i had no idea that it was them oh meet the browns meet the browns that was the name of the movie yeah wow you don't support your family but yes i had no idea i was so happy i was jumping up and down at the tv because i just you know when you see somebody young and then they grow up and you're like oh my god i was watching you that whole time like

when you see making good and friday what you know making good on friday oh one of the kids at the truck at the truck yes i do know that yeah and alicia keys was in one of the episodes of the cosby show first of all let me tell you something let me tell you something relax yeah but all of them bounced on his leg you gotta say it like that i'm just giving people context all right next next story because i don't got time for this thank you britney renner goes on a rant at shannon briggs and throws a bottle in the interview with uh the danza project so she went on this podcast she did this podcast um her and uh charleston white were the guests and um she was telling them about when she was having a baby and that her vagina had split and they wouldn't let her talk yeah they they you know that's what happens when you have babies you know some sometimes um depending on the size of the baby or the size of your vagina it may split split. You have to get stitches and all of that stuff.

Right. And they wasn't letting her talk. They kept cutting her off and all that type of stuff. And then they were laughing at some parts. And so she got belligerent. She started, you know, wiling out or whatever. But I did notice that she gave Charleston White a lap dance twice. And then she threw water.

Well, here's some of the audio that she was saying. She was getting pretty upset. Had a second degree tear. Do you know what that means? You just taught us. Ripped. What is it? Ripped.

Thank you, Charleston. Ripped. Wait a minute. A ripped f***ing vagina. Let me... I believe in true love. Hello. I heard her say that.

I said it a hundred f***ing times. Jesus. You're alive! Hey, listen. Listen to what I'm f***ing saying Shut the f*** up When a real b***h is talking Okay Shut up Shut the f*** up

Take the room Shut up Yes ma'am Cause I'm a real f***ing b***h You hear what I'm saying? Were they drinking or something? Yeah I'm not gonna say They were or something? Yeah. I'm not going to say they were drinking.

She had something. Obviously, more than drinks. Yeah, allegedly. More than drinks, obviously. Drinks still don't even make you act like that. And then I've never seen Brittany Renner act this way. I've heard her tell stories about certain, you know, when she gets drunk or whatever. But she's never acted this way in public. I mean, you know, and she gets, you know, drunk or whatever. But, like, she's never acted this way, like, in public.

I mean, you know, and it's been publicized. But, yeah, like, she gave him, she gave him, she straddled Charleston White twice. But then she went from wilding out to lap dancing? Yeah, and then she called Charleston White a real igger. Yeah. With the hard ER. With real igger. Yeah. Do we think that? With the hard ER. Yeah.

Do we think the trauma from that moment when she probably was thinking about all the pain she went through in birth came back? And the fact that they was laughing, she probably didn't like that. And then also, yeah, I think it was that too. But also, why would you put them two guests together? I don't think that. What does Charleston White have to do with Brittany Renner? I think she was obviously triggered by just it being, it was male dominant.

It was three guys who actually didn't really give a hell about what she was saying about anything. Yeah, that's not the conversation for that podcast.

And then it went too long. It went way too long, you know. You want to talk about that, you go on a podcast where women will actually care about it and they can relate to it.

Did they ask her about it? Did they say, hey, how was your birth and your vagina or did she just start talking no no no no no they didn't say that but they was talking about you know pj what you know that's her baby daddy and i guess that she went into what happened when she was giving birth to their child okay but either way yeah it was disrespectful on both ends and i felt like it shouldn't have went that long but that's what happened when you don't have a representation with you or when you you know what i'm saying women in the room yeah yeah. Yeah, it's just...

Because ripped vaginas are not a laughing matter. No, it's not. And she was by herself. By herself. So, that's crazy. All right. Eli Apples X... Oh, God.

This is another football player. Ain't it? Yes. All right. Thank you so much. Eli Apples X promises to cover the fine for any player... This is wild. ...who injures the Dolphins' cornerback.

I thought this was interesting, not because I know and love sports so much, but because ain't somebody supposed to be able to go to jail for that? That's what I would think. That's a felony threat. So you're basically putting a hit out on your baby daddy. Okay, he is a Miami Dolphin, and you're saying you'll pay whoever fines that hurt him. Who injures him. Who injures him.

On purpose. What? Because I feel like if you said that outside of the context of football, that's some type of threat, right? Yeah. That would be some type of terrorist threat. If I just said in the street, I want somebody to get... I give somebody 30 grand a hit.

That's right. I feel like the same rule should apply. Right. A hit is a hit. It don't matter whether it's gang related or baby mama related. You can't be doing that, putting hits out on nobody. That just seems crazy. You want your baby daddy hurt?

Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm sure he's paying you That just seems crazy. You want your baby daddy hurt? Yeah. I'm sure he's paying you monthly for something, so you want to stop that money? Yeah. The fact that the kids got to see their daddy in the hospital, that's funny. I didn't find it funny. I don't find it funny either because it's bigger than just her and whatever they're going through. And then also, I think it's interesting that she has two other baby daddies in the league as well. Which you mean?

She has two other baby daddies. This is her third one. Oh, so she has three baby daddies in the league. Athlete but I think she has two other baby daddies. This is her third one. So she has three baby daddies in the league. Athletes. They're athletes. If I'm not mistaking, I don't know. Allegedly. I don't like to lie, but they are athletes. I don't know if they're in the NBA or the NFL,

but they are pro athletes. She has three baby daddies. So yeah, there we go. Three in the NFL. Ain't nobody suing me for no wrong information. I ain't got time. Yes, they will. Yeah, they ain't suing me for it because I ain't going to say it. All right, Hugh Hefner's widow reveals.

That's it. That's it. We got to go. Yeah. Oh, my God, but they said Hugh Hefner was deaf because of the Viagra. What? We can talk about it next time. What are you talking about?

Oh, my God. Viagra makes you deaf? That's what they said. I mean, I don't know he died, but that's not why. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, my God. Viagra makes you deaf? That's what they said. But they, I mean, I don't know he died, but that's not why. What color are Viagra pills? Oh, my God. I don't know. I don't, I, boy.

I just asked you. I ain't never deal with no old man who needed that. The old man, I, I, they can still get it up. Don't play with me. Bye. We'll be back. All right. That is just with the mess.

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Spin King. Right now, he's on tour with 50 Cent. He's going to be on that stage. Spin King and friends will be in the building. I wonder who he's going to be on that stage. Spin King and friends are being a build. And I wonder who he's going to bring out. Last night shot the 50. I seen 50 brought out Nas. He had J. Cole. He had, who else was on there with him?

I seen the fireman, the baby. What else did I see? What they got to do with Spin King? I'm just saying, Spin King's on tour. He got a lot of friends. Those are some of his friends too. I'm just saying. Hint, hint, hint, hint.

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Charlamagne. Donkey of the day, bro. Let's go. Let's go. That was donkey of the day. Man. Bam. The hee haw again.

It's time for donkey of the day. Is that me? The hee-haw again? I'm not even trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I'm called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Oh, man.

Donkey of the Day for Thursday, August 31st goes to a human named Liam Brown. I want to start this Donkey of the Day by saying, my fellow Earthlings, it is a time, it's time that we need to bring shame back. Okay? We need to bring back shame. Or should I say we need to bring back shaming. All right? Public shaming. All right?

There are those of us who still publicly and privately shame our circle, but we have gotten away from shaming folks. All right? We don't know, you you know we don't know if we want to shame people anymore because people are sensitive and you end up getting backlash for publicly shaming someone for something they shouldn't be doing that's the crazy part folks be out here doing the wrong thing and we can't shame them for doing the wrong thing we have to have empathy for their foolishness strange times that we live in but i say it's over for all that when certain things happen and no certain things are proven to be true then folks need to get

shamed now earlier this year i had high cholesterol but that statin and baby aspirin a day along with a lot more exercise and a healthy diet got my cholesterol profile excellent and well below goal dropping the clues bombs for me okay now one thing i cut from my diet is red meat been cut fried foods out of my diet but red meat was something that i was still holding on to when the doctor told me let it go i let it go the chick-fil-a cow would be proud of me because not only do i eat more chicken i don't do dairy either because jess and i got a dermatologist named dr natasha sandy and she forbids us from eating dairy that's why our melanin glows the way it does okay well liam brown he disagrees with us not taking advantage of cows liam brown wants us to love cows the way he loves cows you know uh who in this room

loves beef raise your hand i like beef i be okay pause pause you think you love beef as much as liam all right now we talking crazy no i don't think y'all do because the way niam loves cows is nasty see liam was found guilty of sexual penetration with a living animal and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal, which makes me wonder, did he use a condom? OK, having unprotected sex on a protected animal should be a felony. All right. Liam is 25 years old and he was caught having sex with a cow after a suspicious farmer set up cameras to catch his ass. The farmer felt like his cows were being abused and targeted.

But he didn't realize how deep that abuse was until he set up a CCTV and an alarm, and that's when he caught Liam sneaking onto the farm and boarding the beef bus. All right, how you gonna do a hot beef injection into some actual beef? Liam, I'm from the country, so I've heard a cow tipping, but giving tips to the cow was nuts. And Liam can't deny it because the new surveillance system

caught his ass on camera plus a sample of dna insanity all right don't tell me not to kink shame a man who probably uses pickup lines like ducks go quack cows go moo let me stick it in and y'all go all right this man liam had the nerve to cry in court what you you crying for, Liam? Huh? Because you feel stupid because you went to the Urban Dictionary and didn't read what the definition for a sex cow actually was. Now, a sex cow, according to the Urban Dictionary, is not a cow at all. OK, it's not a cow you have sex with. A sex cow, according to the Urban Dictionary, is a fat girl you keep around just to have sex with. Used in a sentence after giving me a BJ, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

Are y'all ready to start shaming people yet? Okay, we should shame whoever is behind Urban Dictionary for calling fat women sex cows, all right? Now, I know the Chick-fil-A cow wants us to eat more chicken, but clearly Liam has never been a wingman, all right? Nor a thigh man or a breast man, all right? This fool likes beef, and i bet you he was a vegetarian all right he don't want to eat cow but he'll put his plant-based penis in one quickly

now jess hilarious is here okay jess it's corny dad joke time okay all right i'm not a corny dad at all i just need your voice i just need your voice because jess is from Nick for this. I just need your voice. Because Jess is from Baltimore, and there's nothing I love more than a Baltimore accent. And I think her Baltimore accent is perfect for this today. Now, Jess, I'm going to ask you a couple questions. And I just want you to answer them. Oh, my God.

Yeah. The farmer caught Liam Brown on camera having sex with his cow. Some would say that being that he's on camera having sex with his cow. Some would say that being that he's on camera, him and the cow made a what? A movie. Exactly. Okay. I got a couple more.

I like that. I like that. I like that one. I like that one. I like that one. I like that one. Liam Brown, okay, went. Liam Brown had sex. Okay. Liam Brown went on this farm to make what on the cows?

What? Moves. A move. Oh, wow. He made hella moves. Okay, okay. Well, if Liam Brown had sex with the cows, I hope he at least tried to set the what? The mood.

Yo, nobody's laughing. Nobody's laughing. at least tried to set the what? The mood. Yo, nobody's laughing. Nobody's laughing. Nobody black is laughing. It's not funny. Yo, I hate this. A mood. And it's literally because of my accent. He's a clown. The moral of the story is

stay away from red meat. Please give Liam Brown the biggest hee-haw. He was probably crying in court because he was separated from his lover. He had to go to jail. He was in love with that cow. That is true. That cow had some goods. That's true.

You know? Oh, my God. It's so weird. He might have wanted to have a family. Listen, you know what? Listen, cows are, I know, they just hate us. You know, it's like, if y'all not killing us, y'all raping us. Like, you skeet, skeet on us.

It's like, yo, what is happening? How do you skeet on a cow, bro? It's crazy. That is crazy. All right. Oh, my God. Well, let's lighten the mood. Oh, you're a clown.

You're a clown. All right. Well, peace, BET. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Bye, BET. I will see y'all tomorrow. All right. Everybody else, let's let Jess fix your mess.

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Jess Hilarious is here. What's up, you all? And it's time for Jess Fix My Mess. Luke, you on the line? What's up, man? What's up, man? How you doing, Luke? DJ Envy, what's up, man?

How you doing this morning? I'm doing well, brother. How you feeling? I'm all right, man. I'm blessed. You ain't even tell people what this segment is, man. I'm about to. It's time for Jess Fix My Mess.

That's right. And Luke is calling in for Jess. And if you listen to Jess's podcast, Carefully Reckless, on the Black Spec iHeartRadio podcast network, she does Jess Fix My Mess every week. I do. Okay? Every week. She's not necessarily an expert, but she has a lot of experiences and things.

I hate when you say that. What do you mean? Not necessarily an expert. Yeah, he always do that. But you have a lot of experience. I do. I have a lot of experience. So that makes me an expert. Thank you. Now, what is your problem, sir? certainly an expert. Yeah, he always do that. But you have a lot of experience. I do. I have a lot of experience. So that makes me an expert.

Thank you. Now, what is your problem, sir? There you go. All right. So what should a black man do, right? When they're dealing with a dead mother. Because I know a lot of people feel like they're unicorns and they don't exist, but they really do exist. So when a black man dealing with something like that, what is his option?

His option, you said losing his mother? Yeah, like just dealing with a deadbeat mother. Oh, dealing with a deadbeat mother. So a black man with a deadbeat mother or a black man who has a deadbeat baby mother? Yes, a deadbeat baby mother. Okay, deadbeat baby mother. So you do what they do to y'all, you know, when you take her to court. Well, never mind, because it's a number of things that they do to y'all when y'all deadbeat.

But, okay, I think you should take her to court. What is she not letting you do? Is she not letting you see your child? I mean, like, I don't know. No, I got the kids. Okay, you speaking for the kids. She don't want to have no business with the kids. That's how I feel.

Okay. I don't know if she got a perfect part of them or something. I don't know. I'm just kidding. Yeah, yeah, it's you. Okay, all right. Well, it's all right. I think that everything should be in court.

Everything. Because you need a paper trail. You need it. Men get blamed for things with no uh no what is it evidence like you can literally call up and and and make accusations and they just totally take a woman's side so i think that you just stay in court everything don't tell your friend stay yeah look in the mirror and tell your friend that don't do anything off record, like without court, without legal counsel, all of that. The court system is built for women already.

It's already, women are good at manipulating the court system, in my opinion. So I don't think that, like, it would help, but it's a long process. Yeah, well, and so is raising a child until they're grown. No, no, no, listen. And so is raising a child until they're grown. No, no, no, listen. And so is raising a child until they're grown. So it don't matter about it take too long.

You need to keep on and keep on and keep on. That's why. You stay on their ass. That's what you do. And then also, moving forward,

be careful who you put a baby in so you don't have to make this call. You're right. 100. That's right. There you go.

But you'll be hurt Have a good one brother Alright man Thanks man Alright 800-585-1051 Jess Hilarious is here And it's time for

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Relationship problems X about me You need to beat Your co-worker's ass X about me Your co-worker Need to beat your co-worker's ass acts about me your co-worker need to beat your ass call it up it's dr jess and i'm here to fix your mess it's getting very much messy let me fix this morning everybody it's dj envy charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we have jess hilarious here and we're in the middle of just

fix my mess that's what people call up and need some advice. Angela, you there? I'm here. What's your question for Jess? Okay, Jess. So, I want to surprise my dude. Like, he's a hardworking man. He works every day.

He takes care of the family. But it's hard to pull him away from work. So, like, what can I do to, like, just show him I appreciate him? It's hard to pull him away from work for, like, how long are you trying to pull him away? Are you trying to take him on a trip? What are you trying to do, take him to dinner? Yeah, I want to take him on a trip. Like, he never been to Vegas, so I want to take him to Vegas.

Oh, you want to take him? He never been to Vegas. Okay, what does he do, if you don't mind me asking? He drives a garbage truck. Okay, yeah, so it is hard. Sanitation. Yeah, sanitation. That's a good job. And, yeah, so it is hard. Sanitation. Yeah, sanitation. Really?

That's a good job. And, yeah, he need that to support y'all. So, yeah, he is, you're going to have to figure out the getting where you finish. It's really hard. Yeah, so he don't have no days off, like, whatsoever. None. I mean, he be having days off, but, you know, dealing with the kids and you know trying to do everything for the house

but I I feel like he he really he really deserves it yeah so do y'all do y'all y'all gonna go see Usher in Vegas

you wanna take us to Usher she said no hell no oh my god look this is what i think i think um obviously that y'all it's never a time where y'all don't have the kids i think that y'all if you don't have y'all have like babysitters or something any family that can help because i think you could actually ask him to take off for maybe about four days three days y'all go to vegas

or whatever you're gonna have to get get the kids situated though that can't be his job you gotta you gotta do everything since he already doing everything right you find somebody to watch them kids you you find them flights you find that hotel you you you demand him like babe i just want to do something for you take off three days just so i can cater to you i don't think it would be a problem and the problem is the problem is people be like but baby i gotta work i and i'm telling him like yo we a team you know what do you do what do you do all right yeah so y'all all the team y'all are y'all are saying i thought she was great saying i don't have no job i'm gonna say we all ain't no team yo all right but right. But yeah. All right. Well, yeah. I think you just need to tell him.

No, you need to tell him. And now, I don't care. If he can't give you three days, I don't know. Maybe it ain't the only work. I'm just saying. He need to give you three days. Nah, but it's hard sometimes. It's hard sometimes.

I'm paying for you, daddy. You need to give me three days. Nah, it's hard sometimes. Because if he's working, he's trying to pay the bills. He don't want to take them days off. This is just fixing my mess, sir. It is. I'm just telling you.

You just can't say take the day. He might not be don't want to take them days off This is just fix my mess sir I'm just telling you You just can't say take the day He might not He can't Might be able to afford To take the days off Alright when's the last time He had days off He don't take days off That's the thing

This is what I mean Like when he take Let me tell you When he take his vacation He still go to work See and you know what that is That's fear of being broke He wants to make sure

He can support the family So he overworks himself That's what I'm saying. And now y'all see why I say he deserves this trip. I can't surprise him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he ain't gonna

let you surprise him. But them sanitation workers, listen, I know because I had one, they got benefits and all of that. He got a bunch of sick time. I know that he can give

three days to you and still get paid for that. So yeah, tell him that. Tell him that. I know that y'all get sick time because Jess said that she had a sanitation worker and they get a lot of time. And their time rolls over when they don't use it. I'll definitely tell her that.

Yeah. Thank you. Try to play everything in Vegas at once. So, if he likes football, basketball, baseball, whatever it is, make sure the games. Or try to do everything at once to fit everything in. Thank you so much. I'm going to bring you on my show, Envy. Thanks.

Shut up, Jess. Good luck, mama. to fit everything in. Thank you so much. I'm going to bring you on my show, Envy. Thanks. Shut up, Jess. Good luck, mama. Thank y'all. Thank you, boo. Envy know how to take care of a garbage man now. Envy know exactly what to do with that man. Yes, they know we got a sanitation worker that call him in all the time. All the time. He was at the car show on Sunday. Sean Stone. Sean Stone was out there. It was him, Sean Stone,

and the kid. They got a nice little family picture I saw you post. Y'all just want me to be gay, right? Y'all just want me to be gay. He doesn't even explain it. You sound like you're a little jealous. I just sound like you're a little jealous. You was like, let me fix this mess.

I know what to do. Oh, my goodness. All right. That's Jess Fix My Mess. Now we got rumors on the way, Jess. Yes. Oh, my God. What?

It's so crazy. When we come back, I can't even figure it out. She ain't got nothing. She ain't got to prepare. She ain't even figure it out yet. That's all right. Oh, my God. What? It's so crazy. When we come back, I can't even say it. That means she ain't got nothing. That means she ain't got it prepared. That means she ain't even figured it out yet. That's all right. Oh my God, it's so much going on. She was too busy fixing messes.

That's all right. And by the way, if you want to hear more Just Fix My Mess, subscribe to the Carefully Reckless podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network with Jess Hilarion. Each and every Wednesday. All right. Jess, Rumor Report is up next.

It's the Breakfast Local Morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. She is Charlamagne on the phone watching me report the news. He's so obsessed.

He's definitely obsessed. Yes. Lord. Let's get to Jess with the mess. Yes, speaking of. The news is real. The news is real. Hilarious, Jessica Robin Moore to Jess with the mess. Yes. Speaking of. News is real. News is real. Talari, Jessica Robin Moore.

Jess don't do no lying. Oh my. This is the best one. I don't do that. Stop. It's just for the mess. And this is real. On The Breakfast Club.

I know they know this. This is the best. Taylor, Jess said this is the best one. This is the best one, Taylor. Thank you, boo boo. Now we're going to Jess Fix My Mess intro. Thanks. All right.

Ne-Yo's ex, Manyata Shaw Carter, claims he wanted too many threesomes. All right. So, she sat down with Shade Room, and she said, she told them that her and Ne-Yo was having threesomes or whatever, and he wanted starting to have him every day and so she was like well that means i'm not enough for you you know um my thing is when you introduce a man to something like that yes and then you give them rules in it i think i don't think that's fair now i'm not justifying him cheating because that's clearly just what he you know started

doing afterwards but it's like yo if you open the door to something like that I think I just I just don't I don't know I don't agree a lot of women gonna jump on my head about this but a lot of women always do that anyway like I see things fair from post from from both point of views like I don't think that's I don't think it's healthy that's why I don't play that threesome stuff I've never played it and I never will but think, I think in the clip that we're about to play, I think she was making it seem like it was like a treat in their relationship. Okay. Can we hear the clip?

So I can get more context. Yeah, but it was, well, we cheated together, if that makes sense. And then it just wasn't enough. And I was like, well,

no, I didn't sign up to do this every day. So you cheated. No, baby. I mean, you know, like we did things together.

So not, it's not cheating. If you're involved. Oh, yeah. A little. OK. She classy, but she got it at the start. I'm just very multifaceted.

And that's where I was at that time. And but it became a problem when you want that, you know, a lot. Like maybe I'll give you maybe twice a year, you know, but, you know, but it's like, oh, yeah, it was too much. I'm like, oh, if you want that, you don't want me. You know, it was making it's like oh yeah it was too much i'm like oh if you want that you don't want me you know it was making it seem like i'm not enough got to keep it cute and spicy and stuff but it wasn't enough and it is what it is so i knew you know what you said is true just like once you open up that option yeah there's levels to everything once you get to a certain level you're gonna always want to be at that level yeah right but like i said i think she wanted it

to be like a treat like every once in a while she's twice a year and then he just started doing every day yeah yeah but that's the thing though like she ain't want to munch every day that's that's the thing though but the treat is that's that's not the type of treat to give that's not a treat another woman let's bring another woman here and see what she can do for us oh yeah maybe google neo age i mean he almost be on that sea moss or something he 43. yes doing that another woman let's bring another woman here and see what she can do for us yeah y'all made me google neo age i mean he almost be on that c-mods or something he 43 yes doing that every day threesomes that might have been a long time ago she was just man i think honestly it was probably a bit of uh exaggeration i don't think every day i don't know but i mean this is her news you know

not mine i mean it's her experience not mine it's just my news to report but i'm saying um yeah i don't think that's a i don't think that's a thing i don't think that should be a thing because yeah you you have threesomes and then you start having twosomes without the person that initiated the threesomes i don't think that's that's really good is it a treat should that even be a treat though i just said that no not that type of treat you want to go usher in vegas is a treat one do something for your man go ahead take him to see us and all that But don't, you know, don't bring a whole nother woman. That can mess so many lives up. Yeah, and merges.

All right, Gary Owens. Speaking of messed up merges, Gary Owens says. Damn. No, it just went like that. The transition just went straight like that. That was a good segment. That was very great. Thank you, Charlotte.

All right, Gary Owens says that a lot of Asian women smash black men, but noted that the exchange rate of black women dating Asian men does not match. My thing is, why you worry about it if you white? But that is, that's also. We got audio too. Oh, we got it. Go ahead. Go ahead, play it.

A lot of black guys. True. So, there's a lot of mix. And let me, what's your name again? I'm sorry. What are you looking at? What? Brad. Brad? of and let me what's your name again i'm sorry what brad brad let me say something to you the exchange rate is wrong what exchange rate because they don't us the koreans the black girls they don't know yeah so what i'm saying is that we gotta like

the strike our asian women are gonna go on strike they're gonna pick it they're gonna pick it and we're gonna rework the contract, the thing about these clips, I don't be knowing the context. I'm sitting there trying to figure out why was Gary Owens even talking about this? I see the headline and I hear it, but I'm like, what is this? Well, there is an Asian present. There is an Asian there present.

I don't know if the Asian guy is the person that asked Gary Owens to give his two cents on this, but the Asian guy was present and he said the black women don't F us man like they don't F us but our women you know they love black men basically so and look at my cameraman

knowing to say you know Los love a little Asian you know what I'm saying last night he went to a massage parlor they got a happy ending it was one of the Asians okay guys allegedly in the Bronx a massage parlor. They got a happy ending. It was one of the Asians in my... Okay, guys. He said it was $80. Allegedly.

$80. That's what he said. In the Bronx. And I was like, oh my God. Where was it, Los? Where was it? It wasn't alleged?

It wasn't alleged. Hey, yo, where I sit? Here's your mic. What is it? Nothing. Nothing. Thank you, Carlos. Los, because if that was

to happen, that is against the law. So thank God that didn't happen yeah he don't want the camera he record everything he did all right so all right all right and then real housewives of atlanta only three current cast members expected to return next season production receives death threats plus fans threatening to boycott over shake-up so obviously the the the season that is coming on uh that is is supposed to be some some real crazy stuff that popped off where

harley ain't nobody returning but three people so they should be about to make this this a talk show what i really think honestly is that a lot of these reality shows that's this long running either they should recast the whole cast or debt it debt it is no way they're not gonna debt it they make too much money to debt it okay well i think that it should be rebranded and recast it because uh they make although they make a lot of money, it's so repetitive, the storylines. And it's obvious. But people still watch it. That's the crazy thing.

For the same storylines and the same people and the same. But I think with that, they need to bring back the people that people love. Like, people love Nene. And I know Nene was beefing with them. But they love Nene. And people love Phaedra, too. They love Phaedra, and they love Candy. Candy's there, right?

Yeah, Candy never left. But those are the three people that they really, really love. So, you know, build around them. Like, New Jersey, they love Candy Candy's there right Yeah Candy never left But those are the three people That they really really love So you know Build around them Like New Jersey They love Teresa What are the other franchises Tell us more

Tell us more girl You know what that's it Tell us more lady That is just what the best Y'all listen When Dominican women Be watching them Reality shows

That is just what the best Alright the people's choice Mixes up next I hate y'all It's the Breakfast Club Come on in The breakfast club your mornings will never be the same looking to turn a small bet into a big payday with draft king sportsbook same game parlay you can pocket more cash when you combine multiple bets from one game download the app sign up with code envy and get a special offer restrictions apply see draftkings.com slash Sportsbook for details.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here, our guest co-host. Hello. And earlier today, we gave away a trip to Powerhouse 2023. That's Saturday, October 28th at the Prudential Center. Starring Lil Uzi, A Boogie with the Hoodie, Dirk, Ice Spice, Spanking and Friends, and Lola Brooke.

And Caller 105 earlier was on the line, and this person is here now. Hello, who's this? Yo, it's Dominique from Duel. Dominique from Duel. What's up, brother? I'm actually going to be out there this Friday at Whispers. Oh, yeah, I'm coming. At Whispers, yes, sir, I'm there.

You know that? They got the best Caribbean food out there, so I'm going to be eating some of it. Well, yeah, I see that. Don't want to make it sound any crazy, but I see that. But, bro, you coming up here with us, bro. Oh, yes, sir, you better know it, always. You call a 105. You flying out to New York, you're going to

see Uzi, A Boogie, Dirt, Ice Bites, Pink King and Friends, and Lola. Congratulations, brother. Yes, sir, Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all. Let's go. Hey, leave all your Florida in Florida, okay? I'm going to bring it with me.

I'm going to bring it with me. No, you don't need it. They can't leave it. They can't leave it. You got to go get an outfit. You got to get the new J's. You got to be on point. Yes. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Got to get that. All right, brother. Appreciate you. Hold on, all right? Yes, sir. All right. Congratulations to him, all right? When we come back, we got the positive note and right, brother. Appreciate you. Hold on, all right? Yes, sir. All right. Congratulations to him, all right?

When we come back, we got the positive note and more, so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, Jess, what are you doing this weekend? Where you at?

Listen, I'm in Richmond, Virginia. I got four shows, Friday and Saturday at The Funny Bone. Make sure you get your tickets, y'all. I will not be doing meet and greet. I don't care what y'all say. That vid is back out here, and I had it two weeks ago. You had COVID two weeks ago? Yeah, I had it two weeks ago, yeah.

Wait a minute. Yeah. Like, you had it? That was when you was up here? Yes, it was. So you probably gave it to me, because I had it. You did? Yes.

Oh, my God. Somebody up here had it, though. Yeah? So they gave it to me. How did you know you had it? You was sick, or you was super sick? Yeah, I was super sick sick And then I took a test I still got home tests

From years ago I had a stomach ache I never have a stomach ache And I tested and I had it That's how I even figured And I never get stomach aches And that wasn't even One of my symptoms

Dang stomach Dang But yeah Envy gave it to me No you gave it to me And then I gave Okay But yeah

Okay so And then I gave it to Naya Naya. She said, I ain't got no phone. But, yeah. Oh, you were sick, Loz? Oh, I gave it to you, boo. I'm sorry.

All right. Either way, yeah. So, y'all see us back out here. So, I ain't doing no meet and greet in Richmond, Virginia at the Funny Bone. But y'all can get y'all tickets today, tomorrow, and Saturday. All right. Charlamagne, you got a positive note? I do, man. The positive note is simply this.

It's not hard to recognize when something is no longer for you. It's just hard to accept, but accept it. Breakfast Club, bitches! Y'all finished or y'all done?