The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Jess Hilarious Cohosts, Breakfast Club Court, Jess Fix My Mess and More!

Episode Date: May 8, 2023

Today we are once again joined by our celebrity cohost Jess Hilarious. Jess goes to Breakfast Club Court to dispute a beef she may have with Lil Meech.  Jess also debuts her new segment "Jess Fix My ...Mess".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,
Starting point is 00:00:46 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:02:08 or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, USA! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Why you do that? I'm getting so sick of it. You told me already. You said because I got good gag reflex. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Teach me the game, ghost. Jess and his smelling like the finest of kush. You are. Uh-uh. Don't be doing that. I smell like Gucci. See, he's talking about you. You're about to say, you already know.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I know. I definitely was about to say, you already know. Shut up. How was your weekend? What'd you do this weekend, Jess? I had shows in Indianapolis, Indiana, at Helium. Four sold out great shows. Nice.
Starting point is 00:03:28 They get rancid up in there. Look, it was a lot of white people. It was a smell. You know, I crossed over or whatever. You know what I'm saying? But the blacks be in there heavy, but the whites be in there even more. I mean, Indianapolis, that's a pretty white town, right? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:44 They got a couple projects. They got hoods in everywhere. I't know. They got a couple projects. They got hoods in everywhere. I mean, every place got a couple projects. No, my Airbnb was next to the project. And then on the other side, it was the white people. Why didn't you stay in a hotel? I don't stay in hotels. I like to get villas and Airbnbs.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I do not like to do that in hotels. That's funny because I won't stay in Airbnbs. I only stay in hotels. I don't stay in hotels in LA. Why? You can smoke in there? I mean, Airbnbs, no. I don't stay in Airbnbs. I only stay in hotels. I don't stay in hotels in LA. Why? You can smoke in there. I mean, Airbnbs, no. I don't stay in Airbnbs in LA.
Starting point is 00:04:08 They always getting broken into. Broken into. That's my fear. That's the reason why. That's it. Because there's no protection. You know, with a hotel, you got the lobby. You got to put your key card to the elevator.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Yeah. You got to know the room. Yeah. Airbnb is... See, that's why I travel with who I travel with. Okay. So... Say no more.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Okay. I grew up in that house. Say no more. Yeah. I was out in Kentucky over the weekend for the Kentucky Derby. I didn't go to the Derby. I just went to go DJ. But I love to see my people out there dressing up with their pastel Easter colors and all
Starting point is 00:04:35 that. Like they're knowing about horse racing. That's right. I'm seeing people faking at the Derby. Yeah. Go. Go. Go.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Have no clue. And one. And one. Touchdown. Hold on. What the hell is y'all talking about? Back it off. It's just a good excuse to drink. Come together. go, go. Have no clue. And one. And one. Touchdown. Hold on. What the hell is y'all talking about? Pack it off. It's just a good excuse to drink, come together.
Starting point is 00:04:49 There you go. That's all it is. All right. Well, let's get the show cracking. A lot to talk about over the weekend. Man, have y'all been watching everything that's been going on? Man, in between the shows, yeah, I've been trying. I've been seeing some little stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:00 All right. Well, Teslin Figaro will be joining us. We got front page news. Another mass shooting. We'll break that down, so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club on BET. Morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is our co-host. Let's get in some front page news. Teslin Figaro, good morning. Good morning, DJ Envy Charlemagne and the beautiful Jess Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Thank you, babe. I love it when you're here, by the way. Thank you, Sam. I love it when you're here, by the way. Thank you, babe. Now let's get in some front page news. So with sports, the 76ers beat the Celtics 116-115 in overtime. Fantastic game, by the way. Great game. The Suns beat the Nuggets last night 129-124. That was another great game. Another fantastic game.
Starting point is 00:05:36 And the Knicks lost to the Heat. The Heat lead the series 2-1. The Heat won 105-86. Trash-ass game. And the Warriors versus the Lakers was a trash-ass game. I don't like blowouts in the playoffs. Nah, me neither. I like close games.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Well, that's their fault. That is their fault. That is their fault. That is absolutely the Warriors' fault. It is their fault. Yes, it was. That's right. All right, now let's talk about this mass shooting.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Another mass shooting in Texas. Yeah, this is so, you know, guys, I hate having to cover these stories, but it is what it is. It just keeps happening. This story is still developing. So authorities, they were supposed to hold a press conference yesterday on Sunday, but they did not. So here is the information that we know so far. I just want to go through a couple of things so the family can be aware.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Saturday, a gunman opened fire at an outlet mall in the Dallas suburb of Allen, Texas. At least eight people were killed. Seven more were wounded. The victims ranged from age five to 61 years old. in the Dallas suburb of Allen, Texas. At least eight people were killed. Seven more were wounded. The victims ranged from age five to 61 years old. The gunman has been identified as 33-year-old Marcio Garcia. He was armed with an AR-15 style rifle yet again and had at least one other weapon, multiple weapons in the car. He was dressed in tactical gear and he was a former security guard
Starting point is 00:06:44 and he received firearms training in that role authorities have not zero in on a motive but they said that the shooter was found with insignia on his clothing that read rwds and that is an acronym guys that stands for right right wing death squad he also had extensive social media presence that included neo-nazi and white supremacist white supremacist related posts. Now, Republican Congressman Keith Self, whose district includes Allen, said that it could have been much worse if they did not have a quick response. He also went further to condemn critics who said that thoughts and prayers were not enough. Let's take a listen to what he had to say let's talk about on the other side well those are people that don't believe in an almighty god who is absolutely in control of
Starting point is 00:07:31 our lives i'm a christian i believe that he is hey nah thoughts and prayers are not enough you know i mean we need common sense gun reform you know i mean yes i love to pray but you know faith with our works is dead right there need to be some work done in the form of passing some legislation how many times we're gonna say this though i feel like we say it twice a week now you know it continues on it continues on and that's why i tell my people out there make sure you know how to use a firearm just in case you got to protect yourself and owning a firearm is not the same as learning how to use it i take my wife to the range i take my daughter and my son to the range, my oldest ones. I even take my assistant to the range
Starting point is 00:08:07 just so anybody around me knows how to use a firearm. They know how to take the safety off. If there is a safety, they know how to cock a weapon. They know how to shoot a weapon. They know how to fire a weapon, aim a weapon, all that. I agree with you, but in regards to these mass shootings, man, you know, it's an element of surprise too, right? Somebody pull out an AR-15
Starting point is 00:08:23 in a place you're not expecting them to have an AR-15 and get the buck, and I don't care how good you are as human. You know what I'm saying? And just about time, just to give you how many times we have to say this, this is the 199th time that there has been a mass shooting, according to the Gun Violence Archive, of 2023. So we've had this 199 times, and just to remind remind everybody a mass shooting is defined as four or more people uh and there has been 14 in just this month alone and look i know i know it's complicated to why these issues are happening the biggest clearly that this country can't pass common
Starting point is 00:08:53 sense uh gun reform but how much is the the media fueling this at this point meaning are these copycats who are seeing how much attention these mass shootings yeah i think so i think they're seeing the press that these copycats are getting, or these people are getting, and that's the way they want to go out. And they're seeing how they can get off, too. You know what I mean? I haven't seen nobody really get charged yet, right?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Most of them are dying. A lot of them are getting killed or killing themselves. Yeah, that's the other thing. A lot of these people are ready to die. Did this person get killed, Tess? Yeah, he killed himself, I believe. Oh, he killed himself. He definitely died the other thing yeah yeah a lot of these people are ready to die yeah you're right did this person get killed test yeah he killed himself i believe oh he killed himself no he definitely died yikes all right well that is front page news done test we'll see in a little bit absolutely all right get it off your chest 800-585-1051 if you need to vent phone lines are wide open let
Starting point is 00:09:41 us know how your weekend was was it good was it bad did you go to the derby did you gamble did you go to f1 in miami or did you just sit your ass at home let's talk about it 800-585-1051 it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club yo charlamagne jazzy what up are we live this is your time to get it off your chest i got an indoor pool an outdoor pool. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is. Man, are we live?
Starting point is 00:10:13 Hello, who's this? Envy, what's going on? Patrick from Florida. Hey, what's up, brother? Get it off your chest, Patrick. What's good, man? Hey, brother, I want to say congratulations. The BET experience really fit this show.
Starting point is 00:10:25 And I'm proud of you, brother. I want to say congratulations. The BET experience really fit this show. And I'm proud of you, brother. I met you several times. Envy, Charlemagne, haven't met Charlemagne or even Jeff. But I just want to call and say thank you very much, brother. I'm a chef in Florida. Okay. I have a catering business. What you cook?
Starting point is 00:10:40 It's all gourmet, upscale food. So my thing is I would love to come up and do a dinner party for you in Charlemagne. All expenses paid by me. But not a real couple. But yeah, I mean, we would love that. Why we gotta be a couple? Why you all gotta go there? Because for me to do that, it sounds like that was intimate and sexy.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I did not feel that way. I know. Nobody took it that way but you. I did. Well, we can hang up now because they ain't trying to cook for me. No. Well, listen. I'm talking about everybody that's at the breakfast club.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Oh, okay. There's eight people. Okay, Patrick, where you from? What part of Florida? Right now, I'm in Miami right now, but I'm from, you know, Delray, South Florida area, West Palm. All right, hold on. We'll get your number, all right?
Starting point is 00:11:17 All right, the other thing is, though, Sean, I mean, DJ MD. Yes, sir. You know who Louis Carr is, right? What, what? Yeah, I know Louis Carr. Louis Carr. Louis just retired from BET, didn't he? No, he's still there.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Oh, he's still there? He's a brother of mine. He has a thing called Waymaker. Every year he does the Blueprint Summit in Chicago. Sajo was there. Damon Dash was there. Master P. I would love to see you and Envy come through And be on these panels Because what you brothers do
Starting point is 00:11:46 Brothers amazing And it's all for young boys Young black boys They had about 1200 I was there last year and the year before Okay I really think you guys should take a look at it man Because I'd love to see what you guys do with them
Starting point is 00:11:56 Yes sir thank you You got a lot of requests Hold on sir Lou DeLewis called up I saw something about Lou DeLewis lately What did I see about Lou DeLewis He went in a award or something. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:12:06 Good morning, this is William. Hey, what's up, bro? Get it off your chest. Hey, good morning, breakfast club. DJ Emory, Charlamagne Tha God, and my favorite comedian, Justin Laris. Good morning. Good morning, baby.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Yo, Charlamagne, I gotta tell you this. I gotta get it off my chest. Yes, ma'am. The black except, had this sent me, I appreciate it, but I gotta tell'am the the black except uh had if you sent me i appreciate it but i gotta tell you about the email that i got from my job because i wear it safely talk to me i got an email from somebody at my job that says uh the black estate hat makes them uncomfortable i sent them an email back telling them that it's not a good company policy. I need you to direct me to wherever I can find Black Effect Apparel
Starting point is 00:12:49 because I'm about to pick them off. I know that's right. How many more hats do you need? How many more hats? No, dude. I'm looking for shirts and hoodies. You want shirts? You want hoodies?
Starting point is 00:12:59 You got the gloves? You want gloves? Hold on, all right? I'm about to pick them off because they know it's not a good company policy. They send their email back and it's like, yeah, you're right. Eddie, get my man's Addy, man. We're going to get him a lot of Black Effect t-shirts and hats and stuff. All that.
Starting point is 00:13:16 You know, I was flying to Kentucky and I had the Black Effect hat on. And this guy comes up. He was like, you play for Brooklyn Nets? I'm like, no. Right? He was like, oh, it says Black Effect. He goes like, no. Right? He was like, oh, it says black. He goes, oh, black effect. He goes, I do radio sometimes.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I go to all the black stations. Oh, okay. I said, what do you do? He goes, I'm a urologist. I said, oh, yeah, you stick your hand up in a bunch of black asses? He didn't want to talk to me after that. That's the point of the hat, though. The hat is, when you say black effect, it's the effect that blackness has on everything.
Starting point is 00:13:43 We make everything immediately better. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest.
Starting point is 00:13:59 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, good morning, DJ Envy. How you doing hear from you on the breakfast club. Hello. Who's this? Hey, good morning, DJ Envy. How you doing,
Starting point is 00:14:08 man? Charlamagne, the guard, just hilarious. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hey,
Starting point is 00:14:13 Hey, listen, man. Um, before I go into it, I was wanting to say, I don't care who y'all get up there. Yo,
Starting point is 00:14:20 just give Jess a contract, man. And have her be our co-host, man. Jess Hilarious? I love her energy-host, man. Jess Hilarious? For real. I love her energy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:27 What you mean, Jess Hilarious? Of course. She played too much. Thank you so much. She's got a contract. For real. That's right. But listen, I've been waiting all weekend for this.
Starting point is 00:14:38 As a man of a darkish hue like my man Charlamagne. Yes, sir. Yo, DJ Envy, I was vexed with you for a couple days. That's why I haven't called in for a while because, you know, that rapper with the broke lip, the young lady, you know, you put your name behind her.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I didn't put my name behind Scarlett. He's talking about Scarlett. He said the rapper with the broke lip. I didn't put my name behind her. I seen it and I posted it. I just thought it was funny. And then it just took off. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:15:09 That video was trash. What? You know what? But listen. Salute to that girl. She's out there. She's making some checks. She's making the money.
Starting point is 00:15:15 People like that. God bless her. Hey, God bless her. God bless her. But that's not the reason I called. All right. I called because let me tell you something, man. That beige rage is real. I need to see more of that beige rage
Starting point is 00:15:26 yeah well i'm putting the beige back in the closet beige rage is going back in the closet sir nah man that was a thing of beauty that's a masterpiece of beauty that you put that young lady in her place on friday man when i watch vet that's the only reason i need to watch vet from now on it was a great conversation if you come with that energy, I need that energy sometime, man. It was a nice, assuring debate. It was a great conversation, bro. I don't think,
Starting point is 00:15:51 you know, I don't like the word putting their place for anybody, but it was a nice, spirited debate. It was a great conversation. Yes. It was a great conversation.
Starting point is 00:15:57 You should have been here, Jess. Please, I loved it. I love every freaking moment of it. Thank you so much for calling in, sir. He did great, and he needs to do more of it. Thanks, Jess. You're welcome. I don't think for calling in, sir. He did great. He needs to do more of it. Thanks, Jess. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I don't think Jess even saw what happened. No, I did. I've been wanting Envy to stand up for herself a little more. Oh, okay. Okay. Yes. Thank you, Jess. That's great.
Starting point is 00:16:13 No problem. Hello. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I wasn't even standing up for myself. I was standing up for everybody else. Well, that's great. Hello. What's up, bro?
Starting point is 00:16:21 Get it off your chest. What up? What up, Envy? What up, Jess? What up, baby? Big brother Charlemagne up What up Envy What up Jeff What up baby Big Big brother Charlemagne What up
Starting point is 00:16:27 Peace King How are you I'm good You know this It's your little brother man Hi man What up Oh Coop
Starting point is 00:16:32 What's up my brother When somebody call in They can even know their voice No it's my man It's my man Ferez My man from 803 Columbia, South Carolina Coop man
Starting point is 00:16:41 Me and Coop go way back That's your brother Okay Me and Coop go way back What's up Coop Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Just wanna show y'all I wanna shout out Sock in line of Coop, man. Me and Coop go way back. That's your brother. Okay. Me and Coop go way back. What's up, Coop? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wanted to show y'all something.
Starting point is 00:16:48 I want to shout out Louis V, my brother, down in the A. Yes, sir. Put what you said. You said, that's my big brother, but Charlamagne B, Aka Hollywood, he don't never text me back. Say that, say that, Coop. Yeah, he don't never text me back. That ain't true, Coop. That's what it say.
Starting point is 00:17:01 It say, Charlamagne B, Aka Hollywood, he don't never text me back. Now pick up your phone right now. He check it right now. He say, Charlamagne B, Aka Hollywood, but don't text me back. That's what it say. Now pick up your phone right now. Check it right now. He said, Charlotte, my big brother, but don't text me back. That ain't true. I'm telling him, I text him on Tuesday. He never replies. No, you might got the old number,
Starting point is 00:17:15 Coop. Damn, Coop, you ain't even got the right number, Coop. Nah, you might got the old number. Oh my God. Oh, man. I'ma DM you. I'ma DM you my new number Alright bet Alright Alright That's my little brother
Starting point is 00:17:29 No that is Right here So Coop You had to run down Coop used to build me Every day Coop used to build me And my man Frosty
Starting point is 00:17:36 Every day in the Met But you didn't even give me Your new number Never I ain't seen him Got into it Who do you think Will win that fight
Starting point is 00:17:42 If they really got into A real fight I honestly feel like It would just be too sexy, bro. I really don't. I don't know, man. I can't see them slipping and sliding and throwing punches like that. I don't know. I can absolutely see Chris Brown slipping, sliding, throwing punches.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Usher the one that people probably sleep on. People probably think Usher ain't got no hands. You can dance like that. You athletic. You probably got some hands. You move without the weights. You know what I'm saying hit the matrix go back you know and i should got that old man energy at this point yeah maybe we'll see all right well we'll talk about it next don't move it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club
Starting point is 00:18:18 hey guys i'm kate max you might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to post run high on the I heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Is your country falling apart, feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary. Consider this, start your own country. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.
Starting point is 00:19:37 There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves.
Starting point is 00:19:52 What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warheads. Oh my god. What is that? Bullets. Bullet holes. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going.
Starting point is 00:20:54 This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
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Starting point is 00:21:32 but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies. Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. Exactly. Whether you're Black, Asian, White, Latinx, Indigenous, LGBTQIA+, you name it. If you stand with us, then we stand with you. Let's discuss the stories and conduct the interviews that will help us create a more empathetic, accountable, and equitable America. You are all our brothers and sisters, and we're inviting you to join us for Civic Cipher each and every Saturday
Starting point is 00:22:09 with myself, Ramses Jha, Q Ward, and some of the greatest minds in America. Listen to Civic Cipher every Saturday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what? you get your podcast. because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete. You know how much I love this time of year.
Starting point is 00:22:55 It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board, just don't call me unless it's urgent, and tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. What's good? Our guest co-host. And let's get to Jess with the mess. Room of Hesit. Room of Hesit. Call out a name.
Starting point is 00:23:34 No, no, no. Play Jess' intro, damn it. Come on now. Okay, let's get it. What we doing? Because y'all play with me. What we doing? I didn't even know y'all played with me, but thank you for telling me y'all play with me.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Don't play with it. Don't play with it, don't play with it. I guess we don't... You don't have Jeff's intro in that tale again? Oh, man. Y'all just be mailing it in. Y'all be trying me, okay. Y'all be mailing it in on a Monday. So the odds are against me.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Through my hazard, through my hazard. Call out a name, or you gossiping, or you chatty patty. I'm gossiping. This is the River Report. I'm disgusted. I mean, I guess we on the Breakfast Club. This is where the tea spills, right? Yes, on the Breakfast Club. Y'all knew Jeff was going to rumor report. I'm disgusted. I mean, I guess we on the breakfast club. This is where the tea spills, right? Yes, on the breakfast club.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Y'all knew Jess was going to be here. I'm disgusted. First of all... Yes, me too. It's just for the mess of my news. It's real. Just for the mess of my news. It's real.
Starting point is 00:24:13 There we go. All right, y'all. So Chris Brown and his security team reportedly jumped Usher over the weekend at the birthday party that Usher gave for him. Now, Usher, for those who don't know, Usher actually gave Chris Brown a 35th skating party
Starting point is 00:24:27 for his birthday or whatever. And they got there. They were saying they was cool, cool, cool. Everything was cool. And then allegedly what happened was he looked over and seen Tiana and he got upset. Now, there's so many things going around being said or whatever, apparently chris brown and tiana got a problem with each other because of the the uh performance at the amas she dropped out of it he was she was supposed to do it with him but she dropped out of it and i'm guessing he may feel that that actually
Starting point is 00:24:57 helped them make a decision that he wasn't that they just x'd out his performance all together because i thought tiana pulled out because she was shooting a movie that's what they said she was shooting a movie that movie that just cameanna pulled out because she was shooting a movie. That's what they said. She was shooting a movie. The movie that just came out. Right. She definitely was shooting a movie. But I guess he was upset at that.
Starting point is 00:25:10 You know what I'm saying? Upset. We don't know. That's why I said allegedly like literally we don't know. But so as to say Chris was visibly drunk, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Obviously, you can tell the way he skated off real, real, real strong. Like, all right, calm down because all somebody had to do was push you. But he looked over. He seen it. He he got upset usher tried to calm him down so that's the the little bit of video that we saw us just trying to calm him down he's like the og should get her out of
Starting point is 00:25:35 here get her out of here i don't care he like yo this is fixable he must have thought that it was gonna happen i really felt like uh usher's inner inner mona came out like this ain't the this ain't the place to squash a beef not his birthday party chris is lit it's his birthday yes mona scott young i believe you trying to squash beef i mean loving hip-hop that's just you know he that's why i said usher's inner mona scott young came out because that's like that was like kind of like loving hip-hop a little bit not that he wanted that to happen but that's how it ended up chris it's his birthday you get lit chris is lit on any other day so it's his birthday like come on this ain't what you want to come you don't want to do this at your birthday you don't want to do that yeah yeah calm down so
Starting point is 00:26:14 so we seen chris go outside usher comes behind him and apparently that's where the scuffle happened but i feel like uh you know they said his nose was bleeding and all of that and then the next day a video surfaces He's saying he fine. He cool. We got audio from that play that for me I'm cut that I mean it's pointless as that audio was About the video He said he was he was cool. Everything was about the video. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Picture. He said he was cool. Everything was good.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I don't really even think Usher got touched. I don't think so either. I'm going to be honest with you. I really just, I don't think he got touched. I don't think so either. I think, you know, a scuffle probably did happen. It was probably like a lot of pushing and all of that. Like the same thing that happened.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Because he was the next day, he was at the Lovers and Friends festival. Now, I know that's a pun contract and all of that. I don't even know if it was a scuffle. I think it was a kerfuffle. A kerfuffle? A little kerfuffle. What's that? It was a little arguing, maybe.
Starting point is 00:27:15 You know what I'm saying? A little light pushing. Like, back up off me. I think somebody got hit. Why do you say that? I just feel like they said they seen Usher leaving with a bloody nose. Who's they, though? Yeah. The same people that's reporting just feel like they said they seen Usher leaving with a bloody nose and I think if nobody... Who's Dino? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:26 The same people that's reporting all this stuff. Yeah. The same they. So basically us. The same they, yeah, us. But the reason I said it because if I didn't get touched
Starting point is 00:27:34 or nothing ever happened to me, I would have said that clearly. Like, there was no fight. I would have said it clearly. It's just certain things I can't believe anymore in the era that we live in because everybody
Starting point is 00:27:42 always got their camera out. Yeah. And if you saw Usher and Chris going at it, somebody it somebody would be recording but they said it happened on the tour bus they said usher followed chris brown back but he was trying to get on the bus he never made it on the bus what i mean it was like yo come on yo this is like relax if you saw usher and chris brown going at it from the time they left what was a bowling alley whatever yeah from the time they left that bowling alley to walk all the way to the bus, somebody would be recording something. I know. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I don't know. I just feel like, you know, when Usher said last week that he would do a versus with Chris, I didn't think that we were talking about
Starting point is 00:28:14 this one. No, it's not the one we were talking about. It was a lot of you guys, sir, stomped the yard going on, I guess. That's what they reported.
Starting point is 00:28:21 But he don't look like he got touched. I don't know. I just feel like, yeah, I do feel what you're saying. He would have said, yo, nothing happened. Everything was good. Correct. But that's kind they reported but he don't look like he got touched I don't know and I don't I just feel like yeah I do feel what you're saying he would have said yo nothing happened everything was good correct but that's kind of what he just said like I'm good everything good you know I don't know I just think he kind of want to I don't know I think he kind of want to keep that that I don't know that momentum going that yeah that mystique but then again and this is ushers
Starting point is 00:28:41 festival I thought right the lovers and friends festival right it is yeahher's festival, I thought, right? The Lovers and Friends have this Usher's festival, right? It is? Yeah, that's what I found out this weekend. Oh, it's Usher's? That's what they made it seem like. This is Usher's festival. What do you mean? Like, he's the promoter? Like, yeah, I guess he's part promoter. Headline, like, headline.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Promoter festival. No, that's what they said. Y'all just been making stuff up about Usher all weekend. No, but that's what they said this weekend. Y'all just been making stuff up about Usher all weekend. Usher got a bloody nose. Lovers and Friends festival is Usher's. That's what they say. That wouldn't make sense, though, because. Lovers and Friends festivals is Usher. That's what they say.
Starting point is 00:29:05 That wouldn't make sense though because that's his song. That's his song. That's what I'm saying. Y'all what you think? That ain't that man's festival. That's what they say. I think y'all just say that because that's the name of the festival. No, that's what they say.
Starting point is 00:29:15 It's named after his song. But then if that's my festival and you box me in my nose, I'm not going to have you perform in my festival. But that's the thing. But even if it's a contract. Man, I think y'all making stuff up. And then honestly, I feel like this is going to build up the views
Starting point is 00:29:29 or whatever for, or build up the demand for this Versus. The Versus? Yeah. That's dope too? Even one of them did a Versus yet.
Starting point is 00:29:35 And he said that he would do it. Usher said this. That he would be open to doing it. So you think it's a whole plan? So I think it's a whole plan. The marketing, I think it's a whole plan.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Because Usher be skating, living his best little life. You know what I'm saying? Like skating through the marketing I think it's a whole plan cause Usher be skating living his best little life you know what I'm saying like skating through the rings and all that and yeah so we got two rumors that y'all made up
Starting point is 00:29:51 Usher got beat up by Chris Brown people he got a bloody nose and now Usher's the promoter for the love of the French people but who would you think would win who do you think would win
Starting point is 00:29:59 cause I ain't wearing both shirts one on one what you think yeah who you think would win I'ma go with Usher Usher you think yeah yeah Usher got that OG script I'ma go who you think will win? I'm going to go with Usher. Usher, you think? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Usher got that OG script. I'm going to go with Chris. I'm going to go with Chris. You're going to go with Chris? I see Chris boxing in the ring and all that. Yeah, yeah. How we know Usher don't box though? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I just said I see Chris in the ring boxing. They both very athletic. I bet a good one. We definitely see. We definitely see. I just wanted to know who y'all thought. It'd be a long fight too because they both in shade. It'd be a long fight.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Who you think would win, Jeff? I mean, if they both were sober, I don't know. I got Chris knocking them out. If they were sober? It's just the young strength against the old strength. If you say old strength, that's really like a thing. In the league, it's not a thing. In boxing, it's not a thing.
Starting point is 00:30:37 In the streets, it's not a thing. It's not. But you know why, though? Because old people be more patient. And you said something earlier that's true. Chris be kind of rushing into stuff. Yeah. So it's like in the boxing ring, you rush into something. You know what I mean? Because old people be more patient. And you said something earlier that's true. Like, you know, Chris be kind of rushing into stuff. Yeah. So it's like in a boxing ring, you rush into something.
Starting point is 00:30:47 You know what I mean? You might get caught with something. Yeah. You know? But these are not boxes. They just are these singers that fight. They are these singers that dance and fight. I'm going with the OG.
Starting point is 00:30:57 I'm going to go with the OG. Okay. Now let's talk about the other beef. That's hilarious. First of all, it wasn't really no beef. Let's just get into it real quick. All right. So y'all know I'm doing BMF, right?
Starting point is 00:31:06 What TV show? No, listen, relax. You didn't let me finish. I'm not doing that. I'm sorry. I'm doing what I'm doing. See, this is probably how me got all up in my business or whatever, because I'm explaining. So Vivica Fox is doing a movie.
Starting point is 00:31:18 She's doing the first lady of BMF story, the Sunisa Welsh. And she casted me, the lovely Jess Hilarious, to do it. Now, Da Vinci, the guy who plays Terry in the BMF series to Sunisa Welsh and she casted me, the lovely Jess Hilarious, to do it. Now Da Vinci, the guy who plays Terry in the BMF series, which is 50 Cent Show, he posted it. I guess it was in support.
Starting point is 00:31:32 I didn't see anything wrong with it because he tagged everybody and he tagged, Vivica was like, who's playing Terry? So then she called me in the back. Everything was cool. Meech comes in there
Starting point is 00:31:42 with his little stinking ass and he say, who green lit this? Who, he say, who greenlit this? Who going to wash this? I'm talking about, and I'm making the facial expressions because I can tell how he said it. Who doing this? It's like, first of all, relax. He's like, I just wonder who playing this. You're not even playing yet.
Starting point is 00:32:01 You're playing your dad. And I don't like that so y'all know i went i went straight in because you know i felt like da vinci it was like playful it but it was still support and it's like oh whatever it wasn't meant to be caddy meech is you know he's he's still a beginner and i guess you know he still got somewhat of a street type of personality you can understand why me feel like that and he jumped in, well, he need to go after everybody who did a BMF story or documentary before that.
Starting point is 00:32:28 I think he's jumping into 50 and Vivica, little quarrel that they got going on. They little love, they little kerfuffle love-hate relationship thing that they got going on.
Starting point is 00:32:37 And I think as the cast of both projects, we just need to mind our business for real and get the bag, keep it moving. So let's talk about that next hour too.
Starting point is 00:32:44 800-585-1051. We go to Breakfast Club Court when we come back. The question is, 800-585-1051. Is it right that they have a gripe? You know that Jess Larris is shooting the other BMF documentary, right? It's a BMF movie. The First Lady of BMF, Tony's The Welsh Story. So we'll take your calls when we come back.
Starting point is 00:33:03 800-585-1051. Kerfuffle. Did you just use that word? You've been using that word all week, girl.el's story. So we'll take your calls when we come back. 800-585-1051. Kerfuffle. Did you just use that word? You've been using that word all week, bro. I know. I'm going to use it. I'm going to take that. That's not a new word, sir.
Starting point is 00:33:10 For you, it is. You've been just using it. I said kerfuffle before. No, you just started using that this week. That's a damn lie. You used it three times this morning. That is a damn lie. Three times this morning.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Kerfuffle is just a little commotion or fuss. Spell it. That's all. Okay, with the sass in the neck. K-E-R-F-U-F-F-L-E. I don't know if he's right or wrong. He got it up on the ThinkPad right there. He got it up on the ThinkPad.
Starting point is 00:33:27 What's wrong with you? Mind your business. All right. When we come back, we got front page news. Ceslyn Figaro will be joining us. Of course, we got to talk about the Marine that put the brother in a chokehold and killed him. Also, Donald Trump's Don't Move is the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got our guest host, Jess Hilarious here. And let's get in some front page news. Now, quick sports. The 76ers beat the Celtics 116-115 in overtime. Last night, the Suns beat the Nuggets 129-124. The Lakers beat the Warriors, and the Knicks lost to the Heat. All right. And what we got, Tez? Good morning. Yeah, we have Jordan Neely.
Starting point is 00:34:06 More protesters are, you know, protesting as a result of Jordan Neely's death. So Saturday protesters angry about Jordan Neely's chokehold death took over a busy Manhattan subway stop with some of them jumping on the tracks near the electrified third rail. On the opposite side of the tracks, the protesters held open train doors for as long as 15 minutes. One protester said that officers used excessive
Starting point is 00:34:30 force and that it was an abuse of authority. Now, the NYC transit president, Richard Davies, said that while peaceful protest has always been a part of the American fabric, endangering transit workers and other responders while also delaying New Yorkers just trying to get to where they're trying to go by deliberately risking contact with an electrified third rail is unacceptable. And I agree with that, guys. What do you say? Jumping on the tracks. I just I'm all about protests, but jumping on the tracks is ridiculous. Yeah, I'm all for peace, a peaceful protest.
Starting point is 00:34:58 But to jump on the track to get hit by a train because those trains just can't stop. It's not like they got, you know, car brakes and they can stop at the drop of a dime. You're going to get hit. And not only that, that third rail't stop. It's not like they got, you know, car brakes and they can stop at the drop of a dime. You're going to get hit. And not only that, that third rail will electrify the ish out of you and kill you. So, like, peaceful protest, not a problem. But if you want to kill yourself or kill others, that's just dumb. That sounds to me like they didn't think this protest through. No.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Like, there's no way in hell I'm jumping on the tracks, you know, to protest. Like, the train didn't do anything to me. It's not the train. You know what I mean? It's not the train's fault. And you can't beat the train. No do anything to him it's not the train you know i mean it's not the train's fault and you can't beat the train no yeah it was wild and uh you know one of the things they're still waiting on is mayor mayor eric adams uh to make a decision and he said he is waiting on manhattan district attorney alvin bragg to complete his investigation before making an assessment and that's one of these things about social media when you show you know when the video
Starting point is 00:35:44 goes out and we watch someone who died, people want an immediate response. But an investigation still has to go on. And so those two things kind of always clash. People want you to move faster, make a decision, make an arrest, at least at the very least. And then do like they tell, you know, most black people, which is tell it to the judge. So they're going to charge him, but it probably won't be for murder. I don't it'll probably be like manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter or something, because I saw the press release that the guy put out, Daniel Penny. And he said he was just trying to restrain, restrain the guy. And, you know, he also said that, you know, New York needs to put out needs to do better in regard to mental health resources and stuff like that to get people like Jordan jordan merely help so i don't i don't know if they'll charge him with murder it'll probably be
Starting point is 00:36:28 like man so if they charge him at all it'll be like something like manslaughter or something yeah well 15 minutes putting somebody in a chokehold is ridiculous you know that's just restraining somebody so we you know so what about the other two people they got to get charged too right exactly well i mean you would hope they were holding him down yeah they were holding him but to have him in a headlock for 15 minutes i mean he's a former marine he knew damn well would hold somebody in a headlock a chokehold for 15 minutes would do i mean so what we'll just see now also we got to talk donald trump what's going on with donald trump today now yes so cnn is uh they're hosting a town hall on Wednesday with former President Donald Trump. He will participate in that town hall.
Starting point is 00:37:08 And CNN has committed to not allowing guests and panelists to push disinformation. But critics say that there's no way you can commit to that by having Donald Trump on because he's the king of disinformation. And then there's other folks that say, hey, he's the Republican frontrunner. He's leading in the polls on the Republican side. So like it or not, he should be able to make his case so when they do this town hall uh the host of collins will that's her job to push back on any disinformation uh that trump spews uh on that platform so what do you guys think should he have access to the platform no yes oh man uh i mean that's a tough one right like did to say donald trump not gonna go up there
Starting point is 00:37:48 and spew disinformation you're lying to yourself right right and it's dangerous because what if he goes up there and he puts out alvin bragg's address or he puts out tish james address you know what i mean then what then then then cnn is liable now alvin and tish james is in danger not saying he would do that but you never know with somebody like him. It's the same reason that they don't like Kanye to go live when Kanye's on his BS, right? They know Kanye going to say something crazy. It's the same thing with Trump. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Yeah, because it is live. So we know it's going to bump up the ratings for sure. Some folks are saying they're doing this just for ratings, and others are saying that you're not considering the danger, like you said charlamagne of trump going live oh it's definitely just for ratings and it shows how easy uh you know these so-called pro-democracy institutions will fuel and normalize uh the fascists you know i mean all right well that is front page news thank you tiz thank you so let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 now jess hilarious got into it over the weekend i did not get you got into it a little bit i definitely do i definitely
Starting point is 00:38:53 did so y'all know that i'm doing bmf right um not relax okay no you ain't even need to let me finish when you say that though i understand i understand but just listen okay all right before i get up me up here come on you gotta relax shorty so look right You're going to let me finish. But see, when you say that, though, that's what you were thinking. Yeah, I understand. I understand. But just listen. Okay. All right? Before I get Ebony up here, come on, you got to relax, shorty. So look right. No, so I'm doing, Vivica Fox is doing the first lady of BMF, Tonya Soel's story, right? And I was casted to be in it or whatever. So Da Vinci, the guy who plays Terry on the BMF series, 50 Cent Show,
Starting point is 00:39:22 he posted because it just just it was greenlit. He posted and he tagged Vivica like who playing Terry, you know, because he played Terry in a series. So then Meech, little ass, he comment on there. Who greenlight this BS? Who watching this? Who they think going to watch this? And I'm just trying to see who playing us.
Starting point is 00:39:40 N***a, you ain't playing you. You playing your dad. Like, you know, when they say cut, you little meech still, right? Like, come on now. Okay. Relax. So what is the question? I feel like this should be like Breakfast Club Court.
Starting point is 00:39:51 What you mean? Right? Because it's like, I don't think y'all wrong for doing another BMF movie. I just think that he should relax. You know, you're becoming an actor. And, you know, you are an actor. But, you know know just relax a little bit you know what i'm saying and there was bmf stories before the bmf tv show and this is not
Starting point is 00:40:10 documentaries and stuff we're not doing your dad's story we're doing the first lady of bmf tanisha wells she's like well who's that extra uncle terry hey your real uncle terry who that is well let's let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051. So I guess the question is... Are they wrong for doing a BMF movie? It's a race, I know. Yeah. Are they wrong? My question is, why do you feel the need to jump in 50 and Vivica beef?
Starting point is 00:40:39 You know, we the cast. We supposed to shut up, mind our business, get this bag and keep it moving. Why? Why? Why? I guess is there a legitimate gripe? Yeah. Is there a legitimate gripe? Okay, that we the cast. We supposed to shut up, mind our business, get this bag and keep it moving. Yeah. Why? Why? Why? I guess is there a legitimate gripe? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Is there a legitimate gripe? Is there a legitimate gripe? Okay, that is the question. Is there a little bit... Well, I don't want to say gripe, but beef. Because Da Vinci plays Terry, right? Yeah. Correct.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And Lil' Meech plays Big Meech. Big Meech. Not himself. Big Meech. Okay. So those two are upset that y'all doing this movie. I don't think Da Vinci was upset. I think it was a little bit of support in it, too.
Starting point is 00:41:07 You know, but I just think Meech Lloyd just got, you know, just he's excited about his role. And it's just like, oh, can't nobody do, you know, it's like, what are you doing? It's like, what? What are you talking about? So do they have a legitimate grant? Do they have a legitimate grant? That is the question. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Let's go to Breakfast Club Court this morning. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got our guest co-host, Jess Hilarious here.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Yes, indeed. And it's time to go to Breakfast Club Court. Now, this comes from Jess Hilarious. She got into a beef with Little Meech over the weekend. Yeah. A kerfuffle. A kerfuffle. Yeah, because he didn't even say nothing back to me.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Okay. I just said something, you know, to them, the whole post. You know, he ain't saying nothing. So it's not really a kerfuffle, a beef, or whatever y'all just made up. It's just, I say what I say. What was he upset about again? What did he reply to? He replied to the First Lady BMF. Okay. Vivica Fox's movie that's coming out in October on BET.
Starting point is 00:42:09 That you're in? That I'm in. Yep. And he's just like, yo, who greenlit this BS? It's like, yeah, he literally said that. Yeah, who greenlit this BS? Ain't nobody watching this. And I just wonder who playing us and all of that.
Starting point is 00:42:24 And I just was like, first of all. But now but now the main character her name is Michelle Michener she is um uh actress out of LA she's done Lethal Weapon she's you know she's she's good or whatever right so she she and they all nice and just guys I understand your concern and I you know this is everybody has a story and I'm like man F these and and sh Shizzy, shizzy, this, that, that. Y'all know me. And then, you know, Da Vinci go on a story, and he's like, yo, it wasn't even like that. All right, don't tag me or nothing. It didn't have Lil Shorty on there, you know, Lil Musty coming up in them comments, doing all that.
Starting point is 00:43:00 And I said, hey, man, don't do that, Meech. I can understand Meech feeling that way, though. I can understand why they upset. It's coming out the same time. No, not even that. And I said, hey, man, don't do that, Meech. I can understand Meech feeling that way, though. I can understand why they upset. It's coming out at the same time. No, not even that.
Starting point is 00:43:09 It's just watch your mouth. No, it's not coming out at the same time, Envy. But that's his family story. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that is his family story. I can understand him being overprotective
Starting point is 00:43:18 of anything that got BMF on it. I understand that. But watch your mouth and relax over here because I'm in this. Don't come at the cast. You know what I'm saying? Go and tell your father. Go up to the jail and go say
Starting point is 00:43:36 dad, yo, they don't want to, yo, I think they really trying to out you and do another story. You don't come online and take that up with us on the page. Rashad. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. What you feel, Rashad? Do they have a gripe? Does Lil Meepstim have a real gripe? No,
Starting point is 00:43:52 not really because they basically doing the same thing 50 Cent did. I mean, wasn't none of them really in BMF? Well, the difference is 50 is doing it in conjunction with Big Meepstim. With the family. With the family, yeah, yeah. I don't know if Vivica might be too. I don't know. Yeah, Vivica is doing it with conjunction with Big Meech. With the family. With the family, yeah, yeah. I don't know if Vivica might be too. I don't know. Yeah, Vivica is
Starting point is 00:44:07 doing it with the real Tony So Welsh. Oh, okay, yeah. Terry's ex-wife. Oh, that's her story to tell. Sorry, I'm sorry. Terry's ex-girlfriend. She was the first lady of BMF. Oh, so that's her story to tell. Yeah, that is her. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. That's why I said you don't know who it is. Nigga, it's your uncle.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I love talking about him. Hello? Hello. Hey, what I'm saying. That's why I said, you don't know who it is. Nigga, it's your uncle. I love talking about him. Hello? Hello. Hey, what's your name, mama? Hey, it's Danea. Hey, Danea. What's your thoughts, Danea? Hey, so I think,
Starting point is 00:44:34 I'm with Jess on this one. My girl always keeping it real. And I feel like everybody needs to stay out of other people's beef. Yeah. Yeah, I really think it is. Because the beef, because girl, you know the beef is between 50 and Viv. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:44:46 That ain't against between us. Hey, black people got to stop shortening words to letters. Because I thought you meant business, but you meant beef. What you mean? Because she said y'all need to stay out. Black people need to stay out of other people's beef. OK, stay out of black people's business. Like y'all saying y'all laying, let Vivintay have her situation.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Right. Got you. Let them his thing. Got you. Let them have it. Got you. Get it. That's what I mean. Thank you, girl. Thank you, mama.
Starting point is 00:45:09 You're welcome. Bye, y'all. Bye, y'all. Hello, who's this? Bernard. Hey, what's up, Bernard? What's your thoughts, bro? This is Charlamagne Lagarde.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Peace, King. What's up, man? What's up? Hey, y'all, listen. I got to side with Jess on this, man. She, in my opinion, she's way more qualified to do any of that than Homeboy. I gotta side with Jess on this, man. In my opinion, she's way more qualified to do any of that than Homeboy anyway. Which is all good, but I believe he got that role strictly on who was positive.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Honestly, these cactus suck. And that show ain't really what it should be anyway. Like Charlamagne said, they've been making documentaries on BMS. I watched a documentary 20 years ago. Right. Yeah, I saw one 20 years ago, too. I remember that. I think it was called The World of BMS. I think Lil Meech does a good job acting, though.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I mean, that's nice. I think he does a good job. And I agree with what you're saying. I agree with what the caller is saying, too. It's just like, you know, just relax a little bit. It's like, yo, just relax. There's no need to hate. Just chill.
Starting point is 00:46:10 It's just what you said. You can feel any way you want to feel. He should have asked questions. Just, yeah. Instead of calling it some BS and everything. Yeah, like just doing all of that. I mean, he ain't even got no questions to ask. Obviously, he just has a way that he feels, and that's fine.
Starting point is 00:46:22 But watch that. 800-585-1051. If you're just joining us, Jess Hilarious, she's in a new flick. It's a BMF movie flick. It's about the First Lady of BMF, correct? First Lady of BMF, Tonisa Welsh story. Right. Well, Lou Meech and some of the other cast are a little upset about it,
Starting point is 00:46:37 so they had some things to say. Should they have a gripe with it? Is it okay for them to have a gripe with it? Let's discuss on Breakfast Club Court, 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ for them to have a gripe with it. Let's discuss on Breakfast Club Court, 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, Jess and Larry's got beef!
Starting point is 00:46:54 First of all, shut up. They all keep lying and saying that every day. So, what's the problem then? Why do you keep calling that young man musty? Oh my god, don't, uh-uh, no. That is like a health issue, maybe. Don't say, I'm not saying he musty just because he walk around musty. I mean my god don't uh-uh no that is like a health issue maybe don't say i'm not saying he must be just because he walk around musty i mean but who you talking about i'm just saying huh who you talking about little meech y'all gotta say why y'all keep saying that little
Starting point is 00:47:13 meech that play big meech yes yeah so this is the thing ain't no y'all um you know come wild and now you know sometimes when you get excited you know your hands go up yay and it's like whoa all of that is nice I love who he is who's obvious and all that yeah but at the same time okay tell us the story but what is going on why you why why why why you want me keep on telling the story about this man hating on me? Because people might just rejoin. They might have just joined us back. They might have just... So, y'all got the movie
Starting point is 00:47:50 coming out, First Lady of BMS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miss Vivica Fox and Judge Mathis is actually doing a movie. He's a producer, owner, or whatever.
Starting point is 00:47:57 He is doing... They're doing the movie, The First Lady of BMS. It's on Lisa Welch's story. This lady used to be with Terry. So she was deemed as the first lady of BMF. And apparently it was something going on. Tonesa was actually working with 50 Cent or something like that.
Starting point is 00:48:12 But then I guess whatever happened, that happened and now she's working with Hibby. So it is what it is. Meech got upset. His co-star, what's his name? Da Vinci. He posted the headlines. You know, who greenlit this? Da Vinci. Da Vinci. He posted the headlines, you know. Oh, who greenlit this? You know, no, but he didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Meech said that. He posted it and just asked Vivica who was playing Terry. He just wanted to know who was playing the role that he's playing in the BMF series. Logical question. And that's fine. That's why I said I didn't get, it was no issue, no nothing. I even commented playing back with him. I said, you got to watch it.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Just wait and see. Yeah. Right? And then I go back on there and little fella, he on there and he in the comments and he talking about who greenlit this BS
Starting point is 00:48:53 and who going to watch this? Man, ain't nobody watching this and I want to know who playing us. And you an artist. Are you sensitive about your art? Yeah, I'm sensitive, yes. I'm an artist. I'm sensitive. Very much sensitive.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Just like he's sensitive. And I'm like, look, man. Because he's real sensitive. He gets sensitive when anybody say anything about him. Like when it comes to anything on BMF or anything. I get it, though. The underarms. I get it.
Starting point is 00:49:17 I know. And he's going to be very upset. Man, what are you talking about that man on the arms? I'm just saying he's going to be upset all over again. But it ain't like he don't know. Because y'all keep calling that man musty. You should not be saying stuff like that First of all, alright, alright, Stinchy, whatever, what do you want me to do?
Starting point is 00:49:28 Man, why, you ain't done, why y'all doing this to this man? And then now he with Summer Summer what? Walker Oh, the singer? Yeah Well, congratulations to that brother, he living his life So maybe he, maybe, you know, she is gonna keep him together
Starting point is 00:49:43 Well, you know, they, well, yeah, okay. Well, you know they, well. Yeah, okay. What are you saying? I ain't saying nothing. I ain't saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. What's your thoughts, boy? Yeah, so I work at a radio station here in Detroit and I actually spoke to Felicia
Starting point is 00:49:59 about the whole spin-off of BMF and everything. So we gotta probably take it up with her for-off of BMS and everything. So, V's got a problem. He probably should take it up with her for real. Her and, uh, Judge Batson. Because, like, Greenlit is them two. You know what I'm saying? And she said she don't even watch the BMS
Starting point is 00:50:14 and all that. She don't want to be living. So, like, she should be mad at him. He should probably take it up with some V's if he got a problem with them doing that spin-off. Okay. I doubt Lil' Meechie's even personally mad at Jess. Yeah, that's what I said. He's not personally mad at Jess.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Jess was personally mad at him for saying what he said. Got you, got you. So I jumped in the comments and I said that. You know what I mean? I'm like, nah, don't have the cast of the first lady of BMF in here trying to, you know, be cool and all that. Not that it shouldn't be, but she was like, really explaining. I'm like, nah, Michelle,
Starting point is 00:50:43 man, FDs, what are you talking about? No, we're good. We good over here. You can relax. Jamie. Yo, what's up?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Good morning, Jamie. What's your thoughts, mama? There really shouldn't be a beef at all, to be honest. There's enough money
Starting point is 00:50:55 out here for everybody. Is it? It's enough movies. It's enough TV. Yeah, it is. I don't know. There's enough money
Starting point is 00:51:01 out here for everybody. She right. Dude didn't look so much like his dad. He probably wouldn't get the role because the acting ain't up to par no way. You know. Why y'all keep saying that?
Starting point is 00:51:11 Lil' Meats be doing his thing when he be acting on that show. Look, I ain't say that he didn't. Dave said that. Man. He do, all right? He do good. Listen, I'm never going to be a hater. You just can't hate on me.
Starting point is 00:51:23 And clearly, people love the show. The show does an incredibly high number. Absolutely. You just can't hate on me. And clearly people love the show. The show does an incredibly high number. Yeah, don't hate on us no more. Nothing. We, we, no, we did great. This movie going to be a hit. We got Leon, Tobias Trevelyan. Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon.
Starting point is 00:51:35 For real? Yeah. Ain't nobody come to see you. Otis Leon. Yeah. Wow. Hello, who's this? That's Leon.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Hi, this is Destiny. Great. Wow. Hey, mama. What's your, what's your thought? Okay, so that's my thought. I want to say thank you all for doing what y'all doing. But I got a quick question.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Yes, ma'am. I know y'all doing the radio. How many times do I have to do it? Because I'm echoing. Thank y'all for bringing it to the public attention and for the court. But the biggest thing I got is that it's live. There's a lot of people nowadays that understand technology. What are you talking about, ma'am?
Starting point is 00:52:05 Not just technology. Ma'am, what are you talking about? What's wrong? No, no, nothing's wrong. I'm of people nowadays don't understand technology. What are you talking about, ma'am? Not the technology. Ma'am, what are you talking about? What's wrong? No, no, nothing's wrong. I'm saying it's the BMF. Oh, okay, okay. You scared us a little bit. I knew you were talking about technology and stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I was like, oh, what's going on? Okay, say what you're saying. With technology, with being live, with BMF, and you guys have a court, right? So with the BMF and that you're doing the big 50 in the meets, I'm on track, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, go ahead. So I appreciate everything
Starting point is 00:52:29 that y'all doing, but see, the thing is, when y'all switch from Trump and then we go to this, I appreciate everything y'all doing because Vivica Fox
Starting point is 00:52:36 led the way in a lot of movies, especially with Set It Off. You know, she's a forerunner in the movie The Morris Chestnut and I appreciate you
Starting point is 00:52:43 being in that movie for Baltimore. What happened now? Okay. I'm saying Baltimore needsfounder of the movie The Morris Chestnut. And I appreciate you being in that movie. What happened now? I'm saying Baltimore needs a lot of You just got out the club? Oh, you're from Baltimore? No. I appreciate her being out there
Starting point is 00:52:55 in this movie because she is bringing notability to Baltimore, Maryland. Yes, yes, yes. What about Donald Trump and AI? Well, I didn't say anything about AI. With Donald Trump, he said about previously
Starting point is 00:53:10 about speaking about him. It's cool when they do it, but it's not cool when we say it. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing. You think me strong, though? So it's like...
Starting point is 00:53:19 You was not thinking it. We're getting stronger, but our voice is getting stronger only on the Internet. Yeah, yeah. Our voice is only getting stronger on the TV. Okay, okay. Why are you still talking to her? Our voice is getting stronger only on the internet. Our voice is only getting stronger on the TV. Our voice is getting stronger only on the radio. We're not marked.
Starting point is 00:53:30 I've worried up everything she said. Sometimes you just gotta let people do their thing. Y'all be having people do that? Yeah, man. What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is, it sounds like... Just relax. The moral of the story is what the lady said.
Starting point is 00:53:45 It's a lot of money. It's enough money out here for everybody. The AI of the story. The moral of the story is, it sounds like... Just relax. The moral of the story is what the lady said. It's a lot of money. It's enough money out here for everybody. That's right. And the AI and the Trump and the technology. Because what happens when you come on BET, and then you have black effect, and it's just a bunch because our heart just be tripping. That's right.
Starting point is 00:53:58 That's what she said. In Baltimore. Guilty. The jury says Lil' Meech is guilty of tripping. You got all that from that lady? That's what I got from the call. What? The jury said Lil' Meech is guilty of tripping. You got all that from that lady? That's what I got from Nicole. What? The jury said Lil' Meech is guilty of tripping a little bit.
Starting point is 00:54:08 But for the record, I did not say that he personally has beef with me. So, yeah, we're going to clear that up. I said what I said to his response. That's right. Because I felt, you know, he, well, I didn't feel like he's coming at the whole cast. I can understand why he feel that way, though. Anytime you see BMF, he probably is overprotective. And that's his family's thing. I get that, too. I can understand why he feel that way though. Anytime he see BMF, he probably is overprotective and that's his family's thing. I get it. I get that too.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I understand, but like the woman said, the beef, or the man said the beef need to be with Tanisha and Judge Mathis. Not the cast. Not the cast. I get it. Alright, now we got rumors on the way. We got Jess with the mess. What we talking about with Jess with the mess? Oh, alright, so look. Shaq, 50 Cent, and Kenya Burress
Starting point is 00:54:44 reportedly team up to enter BET bidding war. They trying to buy BET. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. We'll talk about it when we come back. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club on BET. Is your country falling apart?
Starting point is 00:54:56 Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.
Starting point is 00:55:06 It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets.
Starting point is 00:55:37 We need help! We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about.
Starting point is 00:56:13 It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy,
Starting point is 00:56:46 and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth,
Starting point is 00:57:35 gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace for yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We're going to discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people,
Starting point is 00:58:09 but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies. Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Whether you're black, Asian, white, Latinx, indigenous, LGBTQIA+, you name it. If you stand with us, then we stand with you. Let's discuss the stories and conduct the interviews that will help us create a more empathetic, accountable, and equitable America. You are all our brothers and sisters, and we're inviting you to join us for Civic Cipher each and every Saturday with myself, Ramses Jha, Q q ward and some of the greatest minds in america listen to civic cipher every saturday on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast hey there my little creeps it's your favorite ghost host teresa and guess what haunting is back dropping just in time for spooky season.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Now I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete. You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board, just don't call me unless it's urgent, and tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Our guest co-host Jess Hilarious is here. She ain't here cursing out people who work with her first of all nah ah who work with me who she just cursed out
Starting point is 01:00:07 your camera people oh I thought you I thought you was taking it back I was gonna say I do not work with me where's your camera person I know me
Starting point is 01:00:16 where's your camera person you just need to say he missed the train talking about he had his sons what well he might have had his sons
Starting point is 01:00:23 alright you got your son too right yeah that's right all right drop them off and come that's my point there you go there you go wow there you go well let me let me shout out to uh i'm glad my daughter's going back to school today friday i picked up my um my littlest one the youngest one she's 17 months old and she's very connected to this blankie little blankie that she has and my wife forgot the youngest one, she's 17 months old, and she's very connected to this blankie, a little blankie that she has. My wife forgot the blankie, and it's been a horrible weekend. I ain't even going to lie.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Because she cries because she wants that comfort, and she hasn't had that comfort all weekend. I almost broke into the school this weekend. I was going to break into the school. So she caused chaos at home for that. What? How old did you say she is? 17 months.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Oh, so she won. Okay. Why do we say that? do that's his white side oh you don't no i'm black i don't know what happened but i don't know why after 12 months is one oh one is some change after the 23rd month is two y'all say one is some change yeah one is some change yo she gonna be five you be like this she uh come on well we got rumors on the way just with the mess what will we give us a little tease what we talk about oh my gosh so Shaq 50 cent and Kenya burns they are
Starting point is 01:01:33 teaming up to enter the bidding war for BET they bought the vibe man so what's gonna happen if they buy BET and then you just talk about that yo he go hey yo no you can't buy you, Charlamagne. You and Envy need to buy you because they're not just sitting up here talking all that crap. I know who buying it. Yo, he going to take,
Starting point is 01:01:50 yo, listen. He not going to let the BMF play, yo. He is not. He going to scrap it. That ain't happening. Hey, Viv, you got to chill, Viv.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Jess with the messes. Next is the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Charlamagne. The guy. We are the breakfast club.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Our guest co-host Jess Hilarious is here. And let's get to just with the mess. Here we go. It's just for the mess. And my music. Here we go. Child, the ghetto. This is the rumor report.
Starting point is 01:02:19 And my music. On the breakfast club. Woo. Honey, it's ghetto up in here. Man, it could get real ghetto. Because 50 Cent, Shaquille O'Neal, and Kenya Barris reportedly joined forces to enter the bidding war for BET. They trying to buy BET.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Now, after I talk all this crap. There won't be no first lady BMF for you. It probably won't. It probably won't. So I think I'm going to just go ahead and probably hit up Meech. Hey, yo, remember when we was just in the comments going back and forth?
Starting point is 01:02:48 Get me on BMF series because there ain't no first lady coming out. If this guy gets BET. I think it'll be dope if he gets BET or Tyler Perry because they both have, they shoot so much,
Starting point is 01:02:57 so many shows. So the fact that they have their own outlet to put their shows out, just imagine if BMF and Power and all the shows that 50s doing is on one spot. That would be amazing. Same thing with Tyler Perry. Power and all the shows that 50's doing is on one spot. That would be amazing. Same thing with Tyler Perry.
Starting point is 01:03:07 I don't know if I would want them all on one spot. I like to see it spread out across a different network. But it would be his platform. I think it's so dope though that it's stars and then you got something else, another show that's greenlit with TBS or something. He's got stuff on ABC. Yeah, ABC. I like that his stuff
Starting point is 01:03:23 is everywhere. You know what I mean but if it's his own platform his own place to put out movies he can have it there and everywhere else I don't see I don't see nobody
Starting point is 01:03:32 outbidding Tyler Perry I thought Tyler Perry already was well he's he owned half of it or something he owns 25% of BET Plus oh
Starting point is 01:03:40 okay okay or no maybe it's yeah it's 25% of BET Plus but then he owns some of the studio too BET Studio okay okay that's what i thought all right either way look 50 stop promising me you're gonna put me in something that's what i need yo all right listen you're promising you yo i'm talking about for years and years man and i you know i'll be in his dm cussing him out and
Starting point is 01:04:00 you know i don't care about that um but he'd be like jess i got you i got you yo you gonna get a job all these faces that you got one of them bees is getting a job one of them is getting a job so i we got this green lit now yo for years he's waiting on the right role for you i auditioned i auditioned to be ghosts in power i can see why you didn't for real yeah i was supposed to i was supposed to audition you know for t but I just was like, I'm just do both. Okay. You know, whoever I pick, you know, I get picked, I get picked. I think you might be auditioning for the wrong roles, Justin.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Yeah, if you rolled, went for Ghost. Justin, whatever. I don't care. That's why I'm in the Vivica Fox thing. Shout out to 50. I was in power. Shout out to 50. You was in power?
Starting point is 01:04:42 Mm-hmm. What part? First episode. He was a DJ. You walked past? What you do? It? Mm-hmm. What part? First episode. He was a DJ. You walked past? What you do? It was one of them camera scenes where the background was blurred. People see me.
Starting point is 01:04:49 So he was in the blurred background. I wasn't in the blurred. Oh, you was in it? People see me. Oh, okay. I was in it before you. Oh! All right, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Shoot the Fifth. That's Fifth always looking. Anyway. He casted me in something, too. He casted me in 50 Centra. Diddy, Byron, Allen, Tyler. Uh-uh, no. We ain't even going to. No, no.
Starting point is 01:05:08 We're just leaving this alone. Diddy, Byron, Allen, and Tyler Pryor are competing bidders now. For those who don't know Byron Allen, he has the biggest black media company ever. Yeah, Allen Media. Yeah. Allen Media. And then Diddy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:21 So, Diddy. Y'all wouldn't want to see Diddy on BET? No. Diddy got revoked. Diddy need to put them resources and that energy into Revdy. Okay. So, Diddy. Y'all wouldn't want to see Diddy on BET? No. Diddy got revoked. Diddy need to put them resources and that energy into Revolt. We need as many black channels and networks as possible. You already got Revolt. Put more energy into that.
Starting point is 01:05:33 You are totally correct. Okay. Boosie reportedly arrested in San Diego on gun charges. Records from the San Diego County Sheriff's Department show that Boosie has been arrested for a gun charge. A picture of the paperwork was posted to social media. The full paper wasn't shown, but amongst the four charges listed, the first person, I mean, the first says, fell in gun possession. Ugh, just additional, just additional. He recently announced that he's still cancer free, which is good.
Starting point is 01:06:00 He also spoke about his doctor who he found out passed away since he last saw him he was crying about everything that he did bad in his life before his surgery because his doctor had told him like his surgeon told him god forgives and not to worry because he's done more surgeries than Boosie has concerts you know so rest in peace to Dr. Wood that was like you know a little sad story why was he out now though right yeah why was Boosie carrying a handgun though that's what I don't understand with all sad story. Boosie out and out, though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why was Boosie carrying a handgun, though? That's what I don't understand. Were all the people around Boosie security and all that?
Starting point is 01:06:29 Yeah. Do we know the story? Do we know if Boosie was carrying a handgun? That's what she's just saying. That's a just a fact. Y'all said, do we know?
Starting point is 01:06:34 I mean, like- But he might have been in a car and there might have been a gun in there and everybody may not have claimed, somebody may not have claimed it. You know how that goes sometimes. But that's the thing.
Starting point is 01:06:43 I think with these stars, like just with, when it's a rapper or somebody hot or an artist, you know, anything. Why do you have, why are you in the car? Why would your team even put you in the car with a firearm?
Starting point is 01:06:54 With an illegal firearm. You know, with an illegal firearm. Exactly. Or drugs or when they get caught up on all this type of stuff. Why are your team letting you, you're the breadwinner. I can understand the drugs
Starting point is 01:07:01 because I might be using them. But when it comes to the gun, you should have a higher armed security that can carry a legal weapon. Or anybody that's licensed. It's easier to get a gun license now. So somebody around you who is carrying a firearm, it should be licensed. Absolutely. Keep you out of trouble.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Cardi B gets on IG Live and promises that the new album is coming soon. Cardi's last album, Invasion of Prophecy, dropped five years ago. That's still my favorite. I think that might be my favorite album of that year. She killed that. That was cool.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Fans have been waiting for a new album ever since and Cardi had some false alarms of an album coming over the years. On a recent IG Live, Cardi told the fans that a single was on the way
Starting point is 01:07:41 and an album is too and we got audio for it. Kiddo, you gotta listen to my single. You gotta come listen to my single. I know, I know i've been friend but i just my mind was going crazy because you know you know i'll be everywhere but you gotta come listen it's all about this album this album is coming up you're supposed to come out april may remember when we spoke to her last year she said april may the album should be coming big body body be putting too much uh pressure on herself i think you know me body don't have nothing to prove body one already
Starting point is 01:08:07 yeah yeah i i think you know i think she went to longevity though you know what i'm saying so like you gotta beat you know beat yourself up i think she got a long long run in the game she's gonna be in the game for a long time and i love that we don't see her like that i like when she pop out she pop out for a reason she pop out out with something. It's going to be an album. The reason that she revealed that she held off, you know, on an album
Starting point is 01:08:29 is because one, she was, she didn't want to be away from her kids. That makes her anxious being away from her kids. You know, she loves being a mom.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Makes perfect sense. Loves being a mom. She loves being a wife and all of that, the family life. And she knew that she would have to go on tour after dropping an album.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Right. So yeah, sometimes that can be up against you. I think it's good to put pressure on yourself. That's how you stay the best. I do it all the time, Charlamagne. I do it all the time. That's why I'm the best.
Starting point is 01:08:50 There you go. Yeah. That's why I'm the third host. Drop on the clues bar for Jessica Larson. Jessica, there's so many people upset, man. I do. I do. But I do.
Starting point is 01:09:02 I do. You know, but they love me. They love me. They do. And that's fine. But I think Bard but they love me. They love me. They do. And that's fine. But I think Bardi gonna have a lot of longevity because, I mean, we all know. Absolutely. Her thing that's gonna really take her to that next, next level now, it's probably not
Starting point is 01:09:13 even gonna be music. It's gonna be acting. Yep. You know what I mean? Yep. Somebody gonna put her in a comedy or a drama or something. I still think she has a long career for music. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Even in Tomorrow with Glorilla, she's spitting on that. I'm tickling my ass crack. Like, that's my favorite part. I bet you it is. First of all. And that's the best thing about Cardi, too. She's just been dropping singles and hot features over the past five years. That's kept her relevant.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Yeah, definitely. And that, yeah, over the last five years. I bet your sister. Your sister looked at you and you just said that like, you know you can't say that. Oh! Oh, yes. Oh! No, you can't tickle the crack.
Starting point is 01:09:51 You can't. No, I can't say whole. I thought you couldn't do something sexual with it. I thought you couldn't mention that together. It's tickle. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Ticky, ticky, ticky. Ticky, ticky, ticky. You know what I'm saying? Sticky, sticky, stinky. All right, come on. Let's not get into a kerfuffle over this. Come on, y'all.
Starting point is 01:10:04 All right. That is just with the mess. All right. Charlamagne, we giving that donkey two. Fourinky, stinky, stinky. I hate y'all. All right, come on. Let's not get into a kerfuffle over this. Come on, y'all. All right. That is just with the mess. All right. Charlamagne, where you giving that donkey to? Four after the hour, man. We're going to take y'all on a tour of the Nigger Museum. We'll talk about it. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:10:12 I didn't mean to say that. Where's that located? Whoa. That's on the list. Is it in the Bronx? Where's that? We'll talk about it four after the hour. All right.
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Starting point is 01:10:22 It's the breakfast. It's the breakfast. It's the breakfast. It's the donkey of the devil. Look at these donkeys. Bunch of f***ing jackass. For the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. Do you want to meet the devil?
Starting point is 01:10:35 Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey of the day for Monday, May 8th goes to Oakland Athletics broadcaster Glenn Kuiper or Kuper. I don't know. The mayonnaise is heavy on this one. Glenn was suspended Saturday and will remain off the air because during Friday's pregame show, he was trying to tell the audience that he had visited Kansas City's Negro League Baseball Museum, but he didn't say Negro.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Let's listen. We had a phenomenal day today. Negro League Museum and Arthur Bryant's barbecue. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The hilarious thing about this is his co-host that was next to him didn't flinch at all. Nope. Mr. Co-host, you're supposed to be like Draymond Green, son, and hold him accountable for the nonsense coming out of his mouth.
Starting point is 01:11:19 But no, you just went with it. And now Glenn, rightfully so, has been suspended until a review of his on air racial slur is complete. OK, nothing to review there, folks. All right. That was the N word with the ER. That man has said that word so much that he didn't even think twice about it when he said it. In his mind, there is no other word that starts with N that applies to black people other than the N word. Heavy on the ER. Not Negro, not nutella just okay i feel like i have to take this time to teach the difference between negro and uh the n-word okay a negro moment is a
Starting point is 01:11:52 proud achievement our event in black history things that have shifted the world something that uh african americans are proud of something that exudes black excellence okay like barack obama even though he's only half a Negro, becoming president, okay? Or Matthew Henson and Admiral Robert Peary becoming the first men to reach the North Pole in 1909. Or Tyler Perry, who we was talking about earlier, opening his studio in Atlanta. Those are proud Negro moments. But then there is N-word moments. The great urban philosopher Huey Freeman told us what an N-word moment was
Starting point is 01:12:20 on Season 2, Episode 11 of the classic show, The Boondocks. Listen. Weston defines the nigger moment as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro man, causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e., like a nigger. So now that we know the difference between negro and the N-word, it got me to thinking. Just to play white devil's advocate here, what if there was an N-word league museum? What would be in it?
Starting point is 01:12:50 We have our guest co-host, Jess Hilarious in the building. She is an expert of all things niggatry. Jess, if there was an N-word league museum, what would some of the exhibits be? The niggas. All right. Oh, we can't.
Starting point is 01:13:06 Okay, so I ain't gonna lie what what we're being it what the first lady of bmf okay yeah i can see that i can see that also i got the hook up too but yeah i can see that in there i can see that in there okay and right in the back Okay I got to pick up What would be in the back That's the last exhibit Before you get to the end
Starting point is 01:13:29 Of the maze Okay okay I can see that I can see that I can see that Listen I think that The biggest thing
Starting point is 01:13:34 That would be in the N-word museum Would be an exhibit To one of the greatest N-words to ever walk The face of the earth Soldier Boy Can you imagine Going on the floor Of Soldier Boy And just going from N-word moment greatest N-words to ever walk the face of the earth. Soulja Boy.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Can you imagine going on a floor of Soulja Boy and just going from N-word moment to N-word moment with Big Soulja? Let's listen. They say Soulja ain't from the hood. They say Soulja ain't from the hood. Get off me, though. Get off me, though. What's happening? Come on, now.
Starting point is 01:14:00 Come on, give me another one. Give me another one. Suck my d***. Y'all d*** gonna never make it out the hood. Y'all d*** gonna die, bro. Oh, whoa. Give me another one. Give me another one. Give me another one. Suck my b****. Y'all b**** gonna never make it out the hood. Y'all b**** gonna die, bro. Oh, whoa. Give me another one. Give me another one.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Give me another one. I'm glad I started shooting. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Classic. Come on now. Shot the b****. Come on now. Shot his ass. Classic.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Classic. Classic. You got any more? Drake. Come on. Drake. Come on now.
Starting point is 01:14:19 The b**** that got bitey by pushing T? Drake. Yes. Come on now. Here's the thing. The N-Word League Museum sounds extremely entertaining, but Glenn, we don't need your help in naming it. All right?
Starting point is 01:14:30 Please let Chelsea Handler give Oakland Athletics director Glenn Cooper, Queeper, the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. That is way too much Dan Mayonnaise. Does Kathy Griffin want to say something? Please give this giant jar of mayo the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw.e-haw. You know I like to match energy, so when a white person uses the N-word, what Chris Rock got to say?
Starting point is 01:14:52 Cracker ass cracker. What my girl got on the menu this morning? Cracker. Okay. Oh, my God. Y'all are crazy. We crazy now. Yeah, yeah, y'all crazy. I ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Them pre-rolls gonna be up in the Negroes. N-Word Museum. Pre-rolls will definitely be in the N-Word Museum. And then you gotta eat after. What kind of food? No, because I ain't get high off of them, so they ain't get me hungry. So that's why they in the back of the black museum. Oh, you're talking about Envy pre-rolls.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Yeah, the Envy pre-rolls. He knew what he was doing. He gonna get me them or whatever. Then say, oh, I got the real treat at home. Oh, you're talking about MVP roses. Yeah, the MVP roses. He knew what he was doing. He going to get me them or whatever. And then say, oh, I got the real tree at home. I got some trees for you tomorrow. I got some trees for you tomorrow. Yeah, because they like Marlboros. I told you, don't give me those.
Starting point is 01:15:33 All right. All right. What about a black and mild Twisted Sweet exhibit? Oh, yes. All day. That's in there. What is the given? Vape.
Starting point is 01:15:41 What's going on? Hello. Popeyes. What's up? Popeyes. What are you talking about? You got to have a Popeyes chicken sandwich in there. So we these eating habits. What's going on? Hello? Popeyes. What's up? Popeyes. What are you talking about? You gotta have a Popeyes chicken sandwich in the end. Yes.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Saweetie's Eating Habits. What are we talking about? Saweetie's Eating Habits would be in the N-Word Museum. Yes. What's up, bro? Jelly on pizza. Shorty crazy. Jelly on pizza.
Starting point is 01:15:57 All of that. Yes. Yes. I agree. A street boxing exhibit honoring the legendary Sharkeesha. Ooh. Yes. And every time you go up and you hit it, it's, Sharkeesha
Starting point is 01:16:06 no! We should have Charlemagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should have that. All that. Yo, the Sharkeesha exhibit would be hard. You know how they got them things you punch? You said half of envy. Half of envy. Oh, that makes sense. I'm full black. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Don't listen to him. I'm really 100% black. He says I'm Dominican. I'm not Dominican. I'm 100% black. That's the Beja fact. And I'm tired of it. People, when you see me in the street, I'm full black. I don't know. Don't listen to him. I'm really 100% black. He says I'm Dominican. I'm not Dominican. I'm 100% black. That's the Beja fact. And I'm tired of it. People, when you see me in the street, I'm really black. Don't say, oh, no. Hola, man. Speaking of black, the credits is rolling on BET. Alright, well, shout out to BET. We'll see you guys
Starting point is 01:16:37 tomorrow. Peace, BET. Peace, Jess. Peace, y'all. Where? Right there. Say, peace, BET. Peace, BET. See you tomorrow. Bye. See you tomorrow and every day after. All right. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. If you need relationship advice or any type of advice, today we're going to open up the
Starting point is 01:16:57 phone lines for Jess. Yes. Oh, Jess Fix My Mess. Jess Fix My Mess. Yes, Jess has a podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network called Carefully Reckless. And she does a Jess Fix My Mess. That's right. And I know you're probably thinking, what makes Jess an expert?
Starting point is 01:17:11 Yes. She's not. But she has some experiences. First of all, that's not the right. Oh, my God. No. Yes, I had to write. He sold that.
Starting point is 01:17:18 He sold that one. He sold it. Now we ain't going to get no damn calls. No, you got experiences. I have experiences. And even when I don't have experiences, I still have knowledge. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Then we go boom. So I'm very, you know, I'm good with helping people. And it's an outlet. Jess is an entrepreneur, a mother. Yes. You know? That's how you're supposed to sell it. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:17:36 The way you sold it before was bad. Yes. Yes. And you know why she's doing it? Yeah. She has no experience. No, I didn't say that. She's a mother.
Starting point is 01:17:43 I didn't say that. She's been in relationships. No. She's this. She's that. I said, if you're wondering if she's an expert. She's this. She's that. I said, if you're thinking she's an expert, she's not. She has no experience. I didn't say that. She's been in relationships. She's this. She's that. She's this. She's that. I said if you're thinking she's an expert, she's not.
Starting point is 01:17:49 She has experiences. She has a lot of things. You're right. She is. I'd be ripping on any beat. That's what I do. Yeah. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 01:17:58 It's a Monday. Damn it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Listen. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne
Starting point is 01:18:08 the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Solaris is our guest co-host. That's right. Now we're doing Jess Fix My Mess. You know Jess got a podcast, Carefully Reckless. Yeah, you keep on trying to talk over that. I'm in the third season Carefully Reckless. That's right. Charlemagne, thank you so much. And I fix people's
Starting point is 01:18:24 mess. That's what I do every Wednesday, y'all. Now, if you have a question or you need relationship advice or any type of advice, Jess is here for you. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Chomp House Customs.
Starting point is 01:18:35 What's going on, y'all? Chomp House, turn your radio down and ask Jess whatever your problem is. Give me your advice. Listen, I done got caught cheating on my old lady, man.
Starting point is 01:18:44 I went out of town one time. She done caught me cheating. Now I'm trying to get on my old lady, man I went out of town one time She done caught me cheating Now I'm trying to get my family back together, man I've been singing Keisha Cole every day And I hate Keisha Cole with a passion, y'all I don't know what to do You don't know what to do Move on
Starting point is 01:18:58 Yes, I've been trying everything, y'all What you want me to say? Just move on? Move on, you're not getting it back You gotta fight for that back, brother No, it seems like he's been fighting, and he ain't been winning. I've been fighting hard. Yeah, and you ain't been winning. What you been doing to fight?
Starting point is 01:19:09 She done beat my ass. Destroyed my shop. All type of stuff. Is this his first time? I'm still trying to fight for the family. It's not the first time. I can tell you. It's not your first time cheating, is it?
Starting point is 01:19:18 No, this the first time. This the first time. I ain't never cheated on her for five years together. Nothing. Okay, so what made you do it? Man, I was drunk out of town one day, man. How you got so good not to be trusted yet? How did you get caught?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Man, I was drunk one night, and I was texting the girl. When I came back home, I was tripping, y'all. But this is the thing. Did you post something? Did somebody call her? How did she find out that you cheated? No, she went through my phone because I was just moving kind of weird. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:19:47 She told me. We've been together since middle school, really. Right. So you don't know how to cheat, and your first time you got caught. So that's why you don't need to know. Yeah. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 01:19:55 Horrible cheater. Not my lady. Well, I think that she's more betrayed than anything. So it's just going to take time for that. This is your first time. And sometimes you only got to cheat one time to lose the person that you really shouldn't have cheated on. But, yeah, just keep fighting. Can I give a shout out to my wife real quick?
Starting point is 01:20:14 You better do it nice and sentimental. So you want to embarrass her? You want to embarrass her publicly? You want to put her name on there? Don't embarrass her. I'm tired of sleeping in my van. We didn't even hear her name. We didn't even hear her name. We didn't even hear her name.
Starting point is 01:20:26 You got a van? Angelina Marie McKinney. Angelina Marie McKinney. I love you. Aww. I like Jess's advice. That's nice. It's going to take time.
Starting point is 01:20:34 It's going to take time. And you might have messed it up so much that she may not be coming back, buddy. Because she can't believe you did that. But keep trying. Be persistent. Be consistent. But be smart. All right.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all. Y'all follow me on Instagram. Chop House Cubs. You're worried about the wrong things right now. You're worried about the wrong things. You're worried about the wrong things. That's how he had bitches in the first place in the bed in Miami.
Starting point is 01:20:54 He's talking about, follow me, y'all. I'm going to give a shout out. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Erica. Hey, good morning. What's your question for Jess? Hi, family. I feel like we're all family.
Starting point is 01:21:04 I listen to y'all every morning. We are. We are. Well, my question is, I've been with my husband for right at six years. Before we got married, things were off. You know, there was nobody taking score of anything. Whatever he didn't do, I picked up the slack, did it, without asking questions or anything. And it's vice versa.
Starting point is 01:21:26 But we got married the first year after my first anniversary. I'm sitting at the table by myself with the top of the cake from the wedding and he's outside watching the car. But it just went down here from then. So I'm just trying to see should I stay
Starting point is 01:21:42 because every time he apologizes, I accept it and it seems like he does something else. Like, he cheated the first year. The second year, he just started going in on my character, trying to make me feel like I'm less than who I am, but thank God I know who I am. But he's just been so disrespectful
Starting point is 01:22:05 and disloyal he's talking about me to his family listen listen listen well do you know who you are I do hey am I looking in the mirror I'm serious no that's a real question seriously says do you know who you are
Starting point is 01:22:20 you stuck around for a lot and you got red flags early on and he knows all he gotta do a lot and you got red flags early on and he knows all he got to do is apologize and then you and you'll forgive him you love him to death uh he loves the convenience he loves being able to do what he wants to do if he knows he can smooth it over with you know whatever you want to hear he knows what you want to hear he knows how to get back in good graces with you i don't think you do i think you know who you are i don't think you know your value i don't think that value yeah i think you you should
Starting point is 01:22:50 search for that because that is no way there's no way you supposed to be in the predicament you in right now and you've seen all them flags boo hey it is so hard my parents been married 50 years i kept saying work you know i'm like oh my god, Daddy. So you are, so you don't know who you are. You're living for everybody else. You're living for everybody else. You have to really, really know who you are. You have to, because honestly, he don't even know who you are.
Starting point is 01:23:15 If he did, he wouldn't be doing it. So you got to go. You got to go. And he might talk to you about his family. He talks about you too. Girl, you're going to get me mad. I talk about you Wednesday. Girl.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Damn. Damn. I don't like that. That's true, though. I was going to say, at least try to have a conversation with the brother. But you know what? This is Jess. This is Jess Fix My Mess.
Starting point is 01:23:35 800-585... And this is how I fix it. All right. 800-585-1051. You need relationship advice, call Jess right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Is your country falling apart?
Starting point is 01:23:45 Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia.
Starting point is 01:24:04 I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder,
Starting point is 01:24:21 you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic
Starting point is 01:25:17 happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire? Join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams.
Starting point is 01:26:07 I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle.
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Starting point is 01:28:10 We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete. You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board, just don't call me unless it's urgent.
Starting point is 01:28:26 And tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, of course, our co-host is Jess Hilarious. She's here. And we opened up the phone lines for Jess Fix My Mess. If you're going through some problems, some relationship issues, Jess is here to help you.
Starting point is 01:29:01 Hello, Sandy. Hey, good morning. Hey, you're going through a big problem right now, and I know it's holding you back, so you can go ahead and talk to her right now. Hi, Jess. So, I am married. I've been married for three years, and we just had our first baby
Starting point is 01:29:16 last year. Congrats. Congratulations. Thank you, guys. And the situation is kind of drastic. Like, at first, the sex was great. Like, my husband and I were sexing all the time. But it's been about 11 months. I didn't do a breakfast the whole time. I've tried like setting the mood. I've done it all. Like'm getting my body back right. I've lost about 60 pounds. But he's just not getting up. Your side chick draining the hell out of him.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Excuse me, Charlamagne, what did you say? I'm sorry, no mind. Now you said it's been 12 months you haven't had sex, right? 12. Well, since I got pregnant with a baby. So that would be a year. So 12 plus 9. Okay, so y'all haven't had sex in a long time.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Okay, have you ever talked to him about it? Like, you know this is communication. Have you ever talked to him about it? Asked him what's wrong or are you embarrassed? We did a virtual therapy session. Like, I asked him if he wanted to see, like, a sex doctor. He's an introvert. Like, he's a black nerd.
Starting point is 01:30:23 He's not really, like, aggressive. So I'm like, okay, babe, he's not really like aggressive so i'm like okay babe we can work around that but i'm kind of like at my peak because i'm like bro i'm ready like i'm needing a little bit more okay and then when you said that what did he say he was like okay babe i'll i'll get it together i'll try you know and it's just still nothing you don't think at all that it's somebody else i'm not trying to put that in your head. I just have to ask because, you know, I'm a therapist, allegedly. I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:30:50 I honestly don't think so. I know finances were like a big thing. You know, I know sometimes men can focus on multiple things at once. I put a mirror off with the baby. Is his penis getting hard? You're worried about the wrong thing, man. Because maybe she just had a baby. He's having stress.
Starting point is 01:31:06 Maybe his penis is not getting off. You better cut her off. She was talking. You gonna cut her off. She was talking about her damn baby. And you going, yo, is his penis hot?
Starting point is 01:31:13 You know what I'm saying? Right now? Two women talking. Ain't not one woman bought a penis, but you did first. Here you go. And then now you got
Starting point is 01:31:20 your man howling at you, mad at you and all that. Listen, all right. I'm sorry, Ash. I mean, what's your name? Sandy. Sandy. All right, Sandy.
Starting point is 01:31:28 So listen, yes. So when the man is stressed out, it can be a number of things. Girl, you said you took off for a year. So you were home. So he had to fend for the whole household, you know. I don't know what he does or what that looks like. But I know that that man is probably tired. Newborn baby.
Starting point is 01:31:48 Because I know you're tired. So y'all still take turns with the baby I'm assuming and then sex is probably the first not the furthest thing from his mind but when you're struggling it's a lot of things going on I'm telling you you can't get it up and I ain't got one to know but I had a man who was stressed out before and could not get it up. Really? So I left. Yeah. You left him? Damn it.
Starting point is 01:32:07 Yeah. He was struggling on his own. Not me. He told you. Yeah. All right. So, yeah. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Just struggle. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So I think that's what it is. So what should I do? Like, just be patient and just. Girl, do you have a rose?
Starting point is 01:32:21 Do you have a toy? Yeah. I know you asked me, can you cheat? I want a rose. Oh, okay. Do you still want to be married? You good? You still want to stay there?
Starting point is 01:32:28 I do. I mean, I'm at this point, I'm I mean, I'm at the gym every day. You just, okay. So basically you're saying you're getting this body together
Starting point is 01:32:36 and if ain't and if one man ain't going to take advantage somebody else will, huh? Take him to the doctor so he can get himself checked out because maybe they have you know, pills
Starting point is 01:32:44 or the honey or whatever they can use. I'm going to be honest. She said he a nerd. He probably in that metaverse having sex with a virtual reality woman. Listen, that's why I said it has to be something.
Starting point is 01:32:52 I don't know. Don't put that in her mind. That might not be true. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, and I don't need to say I thought about it too. No. We ain't going there with it.
Starting point is 01:32:59 I don't want him when he say he playing video games. I bet you he be in there pumping the air. Yo, shut up, man. With them dumb ass glasses on. This i think this what i think you should i think you should honestly talk to him and tell him that you are a female that you have needs and you understand you know his black nerdism and all the introvert and all of that and everything is
Starting point is 01:33:14 going on but you need to be sexually satisfied some type of way so if he can give you a hall pass until he get his his you, you know, his thing situated. You know what I'm saying? Or does he, does he give good oral? What's going on? Or is he too nerdy for that? Well,
Starting point is 01:33:29 he's not, he's not really an oral person. Oh girl. Yeah. You got to get a hall pass. If he ain't doing this, but also, you know,
Starting point is 01:33:35 sometimes it's not for me because I actually like, I love him. My wife's pregnant, but sometimes when, you know, men see the baby come out the vagina and the vagina open so much
Starting point is 01:33:43 and then the after buff, it turns guys off. So he gonna be turned, he still turned off right now. I don't know. I don't know. I still think there's compromises. And I'm not married. These two men are married, but I think you have to compromise. Look, if you
Starting point is 01:33:57 know you ain't getting it up, you got to be sopping me up like a biscuit or something. Like you have to. You say, I don't like giving a s***. Child, what do we like doing damn radio silence exactly I mean it's a year yeah it's been a year like you haven't been anything in a while I don't condone cheating I don't condone I don't condone cheating I condone an understanding that that that needs have to be met and as long as he knows what's up, if he agrees with it,
Starting point is 01:34:26 I think that y'all just need to go ahead and, you know, do that. Invite another man in or invite another woman or something. And how much did your body change? Yeah, she in a gym. After the birth. Gained about 100 pounds.
Starting point is 01:34:37 You ain't say that. Damn, what did you weigh before? Hold up. What did you weigh? You both delete with that now. You left that off the scale. I'm sorry, Sam. You left that off the scale. I'm sorry, Sam. You left that off the scale, right, Felicia?
Starting point is 01:34:47 You don't want to ask the right questions. First of all, she 150 to 250? I know. What did you weigh before the 100? I weighed 190 pounds. But, I mean, I carry it very well. Oh, so you got up to 290? Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:02 Yes. I was on bed rest. You went from 190 to 290 so what do you say now Jess I just say that she's doing the right thing by being in that damn gym
Starting point is 01:35:11 and she just keep coming down and just I think I'm about 60 down yeah oh that's good that girl
Starting point is 01:35:17 just keep on coming you're on that pen too that uh what's that diabetic pen everybody use no I think she's doing good with the gym just keep on because the more you come down on the weight the more the penis will go up I think that's what's that diabetic pain everybody you know i think she's doing good with the jammer just
Starting point is 01:35:25 keep on because the more you come down on the weight the more the penis will go up i think that's what it is now we're getting to it so i love you just stay in there don't you all right damn i didn't know see i figured that i was like it's you know maybe the body transformed he's not he's not turned on anymore see you're you're a man so this is good i can't ask the question i never seen 300 you're supposed to love your boo, though, even if she gained a little weight. I agree. For sure, for sure. No, and he's saying that his penis don't. Oh, you stupid.
Starting point is 01:35:52 It's him. He's saying. He there. And we don't know what he look like. He might have gained some weight, too. We don't know. You know what I mean? Jesus. We don't know. It might just be two big old circles just on top of each other. All right. Let's get it. That's enough. We got Jess with the mess coming up.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Give us a little tease. What we talking about, Jess? Oh, my God. Oh, but listen. Make sure you subscribe to Jess Hilarion's podcast Carefully Reckless on the Black Effect
Starting point is 01:36:13 iHeartRadio Podcast Network. She does Just Fix My Mess on there every week. Every week. All right. So Styles P says, Biggie wanted to squash beef
Starting point is 01:36:22 between Diddy and the Lox before he died. Great segue. Y'all went from that call to the Biggie Smalls story. Yeah,dy and the Lox before he died. Great segue. Y'all went from that call to the Biggie Smalls story. Yeah, because he was big. That's right. Yeah. Great segue.
Starting point is 01:36:31 Just with the messes up, next is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our guest co-host Jess Hilarious out here. Let me shout to my physician, Miss Choka. Thank you, Choka.
Starting point is 01:36:48 You know, I was sick last week, and I didn't know what I had. I did COVID tests. I did everything. I had no idea, but I had strep throat. How about that? How about you around me right now? You sitting close to me. You going to sit over here and say that you had strep last week?
Starting point is 01:37:00 You ain't even finished your antibiotics or nothing. I know you didn't. And you a whole grown man. I ain't no grown people still get strep throat. I thought that was a little kid disease. I ain't know that either. What? I think one of my kids had it nothing. I know you didn't. And you a whole grown man. I ain't no grown people still get scripted. I thought that was a little kid disease. I ain't know that either. What? I think one of my kids had it and I gave it to me.
Starting point is 01:37:10 You should have it soon. No. Oh, wow. You see what he all trying to imply? What's going on, man? I don't know. What he trying to imply? No, it used to be you implying.
Starting point is 01:37:18 You doing a lot of implying now, Envy. What's going on? That's hilarious. All right, well, let's get to Jess with the mess. All right. Jess with the mess all right this is the rumor report on the breakfast club i gotta say i love nini voice i love that they couldn't have made a put a better person on my intro shout the nini i love that okay so dr Umar stepped into the Ebony K. Williams conversation.
Starting point is 01:37:48 By now, most, if not all, Breakfast Club listeners are hip to all the drama surrounding Ebony K. Williams. If you're not caught up, here's a quick rundown. A clip of Ebony K. Williams telling Ayanna Vanzant she would only date a bus driver if he owned the bus that was released or whatever. People condemned Ebony for putting down working class people. would only date a bus driver if he owned the bus uh that was released or whatever people condemned ebony for putting down working class people um ebony then defended her decision in the original clip by going on her show the griot and saying that people were offended uh because white supremacy has led black people to accept mediocrity the clip sent people into an uproar and she came on breakfast club to defend herself where she put envyvy in his place. Why would y'all write that? I'm joking.
Starting point is 01:38:29 That lady had my man sitting up here like he was in detention. He was like, oh, I know he want to spin a record right now. He got an egg all on his knuckles because he got his knuckles on his bed. I know. I thought he looked like a little boy. Why you doing like that, Ms. Williams? Alright. know, I thought he looked like a little boy. Why you doing like that, Ms. Williams? All right. Well, while she was here, Envy called her out for having a white fiance
Starting point is 01:38:50 who she is now no longer with. And we got the audio. Let me hear that. Let me hear it. So when you start talking about all this, and I read the comments just like you did
Starting point is 01:38:58 because I wanted to prepare myself when you came up here to understand what people were mad about and understand what people were upset about. So when you're talking about all this brother this and the black man this and the white supremacy this and this that and the other that's all to the side of how you felt about that quote-unquote
Starting point is 01:39:12 average job right the guy was like you talk about all this about lifting a brother up and lifting lifting this up and white supremacy and what you do for our people and then the first thing the brother said was but your fiance was white and i'm sitting there like how do you talk about how much you uplifting and how much you're going for black people but that's not necessarily what you're even looking for well first of all agent dr umar damn charlamagne called him that charlamagne is crazy i know i know he called him and this what umar got to say that's what i saw that sister on club. See, we can't talk out both sides of our mouth. I didn't disagree with much of what you said today, but that's not what you said the other day, sister. You was talking down to working class blacks.
Starting point is 01:39:54 You are a bourgeoisie feminist. And I hope to God you wasn't engaged in a white man because I thought somebody said you was engaged to a white man. If I find out your ass was swimming in the milk, I gonna use a lot of respect for you because what that tells me if you were with a damn neanderthal snow puppy then you're telling me at the end of the day you are trying to condemn black men to justify dating white if you are a bunny hopper then what you are telling me your whole rant against black men driving the bus was a justification so you can date a white man i hope that ain't the case ebony k and dr umar are the verses we don't need but man it would be amazing hilarious if ebony invited dr umar to the show on the grill you know because
Starting point is 01:40:37 you know her her uh she ain't she don't stop she don't stop so So that's going to be, I wonder how long because she talked for 22 minutes. She reprimanded you for 22 minutes. For 22 minutes, right? I don't know. Reprimanded for 22 minutes. I don't know how long that episode would be if he was to come on her show.
Starting point is 01:40:56 They don't have enough time in the world. But I'm going to say I love seeing you, you know, stand up. And you don't be saying nothing. You don't be saying nothing. I want you to stand up for yourself more. That wasn't for me. That's why I'm glad I'm you know, stand up. Envy, you don't be saying nothing. You don't be saying nothing. I want you to stand up for yourself more.
Starting point is 01:41:07 That's what I'm glad I'm here. No, anything. You don't never stand up for nobody even. I'm glad that you did that. You know, usually you hear, you mix, you press your little buttons, and you play songs and all that, and that's nice and cute and cool. But I was like, okay, Envy got a voice. He stood up for himself against Dina Zamarro.
Starting point is 01:41:25 Okay, Envy got a voice. I was so happy when against Deedus and Mero. Okay, Envy got a voice. I was so happy when I saw that. Deedus, Deedus in your boots. I was like, oh. Actually, you didn't. Envy is the most unproblematic host here. I think he's the unproblematic. You know I disagree.
Starting point is 01:41:36 You are the one. Don't nobody like you, Charlemagne. This is the next day y'all trying to get me, so don't nobody like me with you. But I'm telling you, I love to see that. All right. Neo serves ex-girlfriend papers demanding paternity tests neo has a very eventful love life we do see that um he finalizes the voice from crystal renee back in february and now he's demanding a paternity test for his two alleged kids brayden and brixton um brayden and brixton's mother is shawday bang the rice um i think that's how you say it.
Starting point is 01:42:05 I'm sure that's not her name. Bang the Rice? That sounds like something they serve at Brooklyn Chop House. I know, right? But no, for real, we know she ain't black. But yeah, Sade Bang the Rice. And sources said Ne-Yo is confident that his oldest son, Brayden, is actually his, but second guessing whether or not Brixton is his as well.
Starting point is 01:42:23 The court documents show that he requested a paternity test, joint custody, and flexible parenting schedule. This man want child support from this girl. This man want child support from this girl, man. And I think he wants child support because Crystal took a lot from him in that divorce. He lost a lot, man. He lost one of their four houses in Georgia,
Starting point is 01:42:44 up to $20,000 in moving expenses, $150,000 for a new car. Ne-Yo pays $12,000 a month for each of their three children in child support. Jesus. Schools, expensive for kids. $5,000 a month, alimony.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Man, the next three years, all that. That totals out to $180,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gonna get some money from one of these girls. I ain't mad't mad at him i ain't mad at him either i ain't mad at him i ain't gonna lie but i i do got a problem when when guys is theirs until you know i'm saying i think he thought both of them was theirs until i guess later something something else happened like no matter of fact i have been second second-guessing this one kid. I'm a little broke.
Starting point is 01:43:26 Let me see. Not I'm a little broke, but I'm going to need some bread. I'm going to need some bread. I need chow. I need one of y'all to pay me chow. I don't think Neil will ever be broke. I think Neil will get too many publishing checks to ever be broke. I did not mean to say that.
Starting point is 01:43:36 And performances. I didn't mean to say that. I didn't mean to say broke, but I'm just saying a lot of his money is being taken by his ex-wife. Got you, got you, got you. And it's like, yo, I need some compensation for something. I get it. All right. Well, that is I need some compensation for something. I get it. Well, that is just with the mess, guys. Turn BET on, man. Let's watch ourselves.
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