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Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues especially those that affect black

and brown people but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other so join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher

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Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, USA! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Charlamagne Tha God. Peace to the planet. It's Tuesday. And guess who's back in the mother effing house? Jess Hilarious is back with us this morning.

Gary Egg, what's up, y'all? Took you long enough. I'm going to come up for Jess Hilarious, damn it. Oh, whatever. Took you long enough, damn it. I know. I'm her sister. Too busy for us.

She been on the road. She been touring. She been city to city. Yes. Yes, I have. Well, it is a pleasure to see you, Jess. Thank you.

I missed you, Jess. I missed y'all, too. Let me speak to Jess Sisson. What up, guys? I really did miss you, Jess. Yes, thank you so much. How you feeling this morning? I feel good.

I feel good. I was running over here. Look, I woke up. I really did wake up at five. I was like, you know what? I don't feel like doing no makeup, no nothing like that.

Then I was like, you know what? Yes, I do, because I took a break from this. I need to, you know what? I don't feel like doing no makeup, no nothing like that. Then I was like, you know what? Yes, I do. Because I took a break from this. I need to come back and come through. Come through stepping and slaying and all that.

I'm glad you care about us again. Absolutely. She got on the Mary J. Blige real love boots on. You already know, Jess. I'm definitely killing them in the yellow boots. Hey.

Yes. Can't wait. Wow. Jess is back. I am. And yeah, I've been traveling. Yes. Can't wait. Wow. Jess is back. I am. And yeah, I've been traveling. We missed you, Jess. You did.

You missed me, Envy. Yes. Thank you so much. He didn't act like he missed you? No. Damn. He never hits me up. I texted you a couple times, like twice.

I texted you. You never even texted me. You DM'd me. I DM'd you, yes. Yes. You DM'd me and told me that somebody else wanted my number. I was like, what? You only got my number, yo. Like, what? You didn't got my number, y'all.

I was like, what? Can I give this person your number? You don't even have it. That makes sense. What? Because you did call me and ask me for her number, and I told you to hit her. So that's what you did. But he didn't even hit me.

That was for somebody else. It was for somebody else. Somebody else asked, but I didn't want to. I don't like to give anybody a number. And it was music. I mean, you know, it was, not they hit me up for music. You wanted to go in the studio? No, yo, I knew you was going to say that.

You recording an album? No, it was business and everything, but it's still, he ain't got my number to give it out. So, that was crazy. Okay. Oh, real quick, y'all. What, what, what? Even though I'm not a Ravens fan, y'all, I ain't a Ravens fan, but y'all know we just, we got Jadavi.

We got what? Jadavi. Jadavi. What? Ravens Jadavi. Jadavi. What? Ravens. Jadavi? Y'all lost last night, though. What is it?

That's why you can't say y'all. No. Because that's not my team. You just said the Ravens. Oh, okay. Yeah, but the kid that they drafted, he's really cool. Jadavi somebody. I have no idea what you're talking about.

We don't know what you're talking about. You don't know? Jadavi. Yeah, Jadavi. Let me look this up. Or Javetti. I'm a Cowboy fan, so I don't know what you're talking about. It's a J.

Oh, Jadavie and Clowney? Jadavie and Clowney. Jadavie and Clowney, and he just get drafted? Jadavie and Clowney been playing forever. He went to the University of South Carolina. He from the crib. Oh, maybe I didn't say. All right, well, good.

I'm glad you know something about him. But I just think he just got drafted, so maybe my news is old. He didn't just get drafted. My news is real. It may be a little old, but it's real. There we go. All right. Jadavie been in the league for a long time.

He signed for the Ravens for $6 million. Well, that's good, Jadavia. Played for the University of South Carolina. Oh, that's nice. Yes. Yeah, shout out to the Ravens. Let's get this show cracking. All right, front page news is coming up.

Teslin Triggero will be joining us. It's Jesses Larry and she's back. I am. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Your hair looks fine. Your hair looks great. Y'all do too much.

Y'all do too much. I wanted you to come in with the natural. Yeah, I am. I am. Okay. I am. But sometimes the curl don't be curling like it should curl. So yeah. Okay. You know, I got to perfect that before I put it on BET.

Y'all know. That makes sense. The juices and berries. All right. Well, morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. That voice that you hear, of course, is Jess Hilarious. She's back. Hey, y'all. And let's get in some front page news. Now, we got to congratulate. First, we got Tezlin Figaro here. Good morning, Tez. Hey, Tez. Good morning Figaro here Good morning Tez Good morning DJ

Good morning Jess I'm glad to see you again It's about time Yes it's about time I miss you girl I miss you too honey Good morning Charlamagne Tha God Peace Tez

Yeah we gotta congratulate Sha'Carri Richardson She makes history Winning the World Athletics 100 meter goal So congratulations to her Good for that sister Prime example of why

You have to allow people To go through that process man Yes Because along the way Mistakes will be made Setbacks will happen But often times All that's part of

A greater divine plan So drop on the clues boss For Sha'Carri Rich Absolutely I'm an example of What's for you Is for you as well She said she was

Always a champion I said I know that's right Period All she did was Smoke a little weed That's it Yeah Talk a little trash

But that's it But I guess you care You know when you When I guess they got rules and regulations when you're an athlete of that caliber. Yes. But she's back. Now let's jump right into it. Let's talk Donald Trump. Yeah, cash bond. For the first time in the Fulton County criminal case, Trump has to pay a cash bond.

Let's listen to the report and we'll talk about it on the other side. Former President Trump announced on social media tonight, I'll be going to Atlanta on Thursday to turn himself in for processing at Fulton County Jail. This came after his legal team reached a bond agreement with District Attorney Fonny Willis, which set strict rules for Trump's release on bond after his surrender, saying he shall make no direct or indirect threat against any co-defendant or witness. Several of Trump's 18 co-defendants also agreed to bond terms today, including his former lawyer, John Eastman, one of the alleged architects of the plan to overturn the 2020 election. Despite four indictments and 91 charges against him, Trump's lead over his GOP

rivals continues to grow. I don't know what they're giving Trump rules and regulations for. He's not going to abide by any of them. I'm kind of confused with the $20,000 bond. $200,000? But where's Trump going to go? Where's he going? Usually they do a bond so they know you come back to court

so they know you're not going to leave the money, but where's he going to go? The Fed is going to follow and protect him, right? I think she's trying to prove a point, that we're going to run you through the system, you know, like we do everybody else. You have to pay a bond. They said he'll be fingerprinted and mugshot. If that actually happens. So I think Ms. Willis is proving a point that welcome to the ATL.

We're going to do you just like Charlamagne said, young thug, old thug, middle thug. So I think this is a point you know that she's she's proven would you agree i'll believe in when i see it i gotta see old thug with a mug shot first if i see old thug with a mug shot if i see old thug get fingerprinted then i'll be like okay fannie mae holding it down but i gotta see it to believe i can't see him taking a mug shot i don't see i don't i don't see that but we'll see yeah yeah and then these online threats you know they're becoming more and more serious i covered earlier earlier this week the woman in Texas, you know, that made some threats towards the judge. And then yesterday, a woman in Chicago threatened to kill Trump and his son.

So I think they're going to start looking at these threats, you know, and him, you know, making comments about the DA online. He did it with the judge. It's going to be interesting to see that if he makes another comment on social media, if she if she's going to detain him because this new yeah, this new agreement says that, hey, you go plan on Twitter or social media if you want to, we're going to lock you up. So that's going to be something I would pay attention to. If she makes him get a mugshot, then I believe she'll uphold that, too. I believe that if he does breach, you know, those agreements and he does threaten witnesses, you know, prosecutors and judges, I believe Fannie Mae will lock him up.

Is her name really Fannie Mae? Or will you just be saying Fannie Mae? No. That's too long. I wonder why he's calling her Fannie Mae. You didn't know that? She just sounds like a Fannie Mae. You don't just call somebody Fannie Willis when you're from the South. It's Fannie Mae.

It's a maid to it. Fannie Mae don't play. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, that is front page news. Teslin, we'll see you in a couple of minutes. Absolutely. Everybody else, that is front page news. Teslin, we'll see you in a couple of minutes. Absolutely.

Everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051 if you need to vent. Phone lines are wide open. And Jess Hilarious is here. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Catch it.

Ray, Ray, Ray. Yo, Charlemagne. Izzy, what up? Are we live? This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool, Ray, Ray. Yo, Charlemagne. Envy, what up? Are we live? This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool, an outdoor pool. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now.

He'll tell you what it is. Made it. We live? Hello, who's this? Yo, B-Mob from the Metro. What's good? 803, what's happening? All day, every day.

You know that? Get it off your chest, brother. Fonny willis is doing too damn much he's sitting up here he's trying to recall young doug and donald trump at the same time no she ain't trying to get doug hey she ain't trying she did it but no no she's trying to do it none of this went to trial for either of them but if you're gonna do it get thug after you get trump you don't gotta do them at the same time i understand what you're going to do it, get thugged after you get drunk. You don't got to do them at the same time. I understand what you're doing, but, you know, I think it's an abuse of power.

And then she's violating Donald Trump's rights to free speech. So, where you're like, indirectly or directly. Like, what does indirect mean? That could be anything. It means, like, anything. Lock him up. No, it don't. Because indirectly could be like a subtweet.

You know, you make a subtweet to somebody but everybody know who the subtweet is absolutely for. So it's still encouraging the same amount of violence. It's still encouraging

you to do something to say to a person. You know, just because I don't say the person's name. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Stephen from Mount Vandal. Hey, Stephen.

What up? Get it off your chest, bro. I just want to get it off my chest. My dog got rid of me last week. At the last minute's notice. But it was crazy how i was trying to keep this commercial business going and my father started and i just want to give it a shout out uh just to get some likes or follows on the internet

what the hell is he talking about i don't know you say your dog left you last week job no no no my job got rid of me out of nowhere. Oh. I already know him too. They said my job. So you got fired. Yeah, and in the midst of that, I was getting my pops,

his commercial cleaning company, I was getting that back up and running. And now I got to do it full time. So I just wanted to put that business name out there if I could. Go ahead, brother. Oh, what is it? One Way Enterprise.

That sound like God to me. That sound like God wants you to focus on your family business, man. could. Go ahead, brother. Oh, what is it? One Way Enterprise. That sound like God to me. That sound like God want you to focus on your family business, man. Go be an entrepreneur, man. I honestly feel like it is because I just had a son a few months ago

and now, like, I got to push this thing and I got to make it work. Yeah, you do. There you go. Good luck, brother. All right, I appreciate it. Y'all have a good one.

Thank you. Envy, you know that's the same thing. the man tried to say it nice he was like oh yeah so you got fired he's saying my job let me go my job let me go you got fired cause he was beating around the bush my job your girl left you no you got dumped

dang hello who's this how you doing this book from Mississippi book from Mississippi I just wanna get off my chest. All the young folks, I feel like we need to start getting ourselves educated with different insurance for work, because I'm kind of going through a key list injury that didn't happen at work, and I'm not even getting paid anymore.

So I'm just like, crazy. I still got my house bills, my fees, and everything. I just want to tell all the young folks everything. I step on your different insurances and work specially with the activists I have. He said a keloid injury? Achilles. I tore my Achilles. Oh, Achilles! I was like, damn, keloids can hurt you like that? No, no, no.

How'd you hurt your Achilles? Playing basketball. So you wasn't on work time, You was outside playing basketball and got injured. Right. Yeah, recreational part. Yeah. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? 31.

31? Yeah. You thought that was an old person injury, see? No, no. Yeah, I thought it was old because he was like, I'm trying to tell the young people. It's like, okay. I'm like, oh, all right. You tell them, put the ball down after a certain age.

But no, he only 31. Okay, well, I hope you get better. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vet, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.

There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I create my own country?

My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets.

We need help! We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities,

athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all.

It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves, for self-preservation and protection. it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments.

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into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us

each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We're going to discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies. Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence,

and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. Exactly. Whether you're black, Asian, white, Latinx, indigenous, LGBTQIA+, you name it. If you stand with us, then we stand with you. Let's discuss the stories and conduct the interviews that will help us create a more empathetic, accountable and equitable America. You are all our brothers and sisters, and we're inviting you to join us for Civic Cipher each and every Saturday with myself, Ramses Jha, Q Ward and some of the greatest minds in America. Listen to Civic Cipher every Saturday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Man, this is Chris from Home Upon the Grass. What up, DJ? What's up? What's up, brother?

Today's your birthday, right? Today, I turned 30, man. It's my third birthday. You know, I'm the illest one from Nebraska. Besides, Terrence Crawford. Okay. All right, B-Bird. Happy birthday, bro.

Appreciate it. Appreciate it, man. I just want to shout out my business, man. Black Tire Electric on IG, man. We the second black electrical company here on Home Upon the Grass. All right, brother, and enjoy your birthday. Man, I swear to God, my hearing must be going, man. And y'all be acting like y'all can hear these people. That's what bothers me.

He said he got an electric company on IG, and we need to reach out. I can't understand nothing these people saying, and y'all acting like y'all can. It got me feeling like I'm going crazy. Michael, Michael, Charlamagne don't understand what you be saying. So so say it clear. Go ahead go My my man Cowboy talk. Did you understand that one Charlotte? I didn't on you what you say? Yeah Okay you buy. That's cool. You buy.

That's cool. That's awesome. You're going to the Cowboys? Now, see, I definitely don't understand that. He said the Cowboys suck. They're not going to win this whole season, and you're a loser. He said all that. Well, they're going nowhere, bro. They're going back to the trash where they came from.

We're going to the Super Bowl, bro. He said go back to the trash where they came from. Anything else? They're going to the Super Bowl. They're going to the Super Bowl. Anything else? They're going to my Super Bowl. Anything else, sir sir that's good buddy have a good day how somebody say all that they would like have a good day though have a good day have a good day though hello who's this hello why are you yelling sir i'm sorry peace of glasses oh sean stone what's up i'm outside by the garbage truck.

Oh, okay, you just started yelling from the door. Oh, he is excited because I'm here. That's why. He yelling. This is Jazz, you know. What's up? I'm good. He put the sexy voice on. He went from trash man to quiet storm operator.

When he hit, Jazz said, Come on, Jazz, I'm kind of upset. Why? What happened? What'd I do? I heard you got a man now. Yes, I do. Yes. Damn, I still love you, though. Why you blushing?

I still love you, too. You see how she did that? You see how she did that? She crossed her hands. She put her shoulders up. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Hold on.

Jess, there's also your natural hair. I've I do. Yes, I do. Hold on. Jess, also your natural hair. I've been loving it on Instagram, girl. Thank you so much. She has a man, sir. I appreciate you. 800-585-1051.

Now, we got Jess with the mess coming up. We got some rumors for us. What are we talking about? Yeah, we do. Kiki Palmer's boyfriend actually did. He said that

he didn't say nothing, but they said that he said something, so I'm going to get in trouble when we get back. All right, we'll get into that when we come back It's The Breakfast Club, good morning The Breakfast Club. And let's jump right into the rumors. I can read. Don't tell me. The news is real. The news is real.

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Yes, very much. Okay, y'all, so let's get into it. Darius Dalton denies fake reports that he's moving on. So Darius Dalton is Kiki Palmer's boyfriend since nobody knows him. How baby that? By Darius Dalton. Yeah, we can call him Didi. You know, he got a name.

And last week, reports came out that him and Kiki Palmer broke up and he moved on. And they've been in a two-year relationship. The report stated that he told people that he had moved on or whatever. But then he tweeted and said, I haven't spoken to anyone about anything or gave permission to anyone to speak for me. So all these sites and posts about me making any type of statement is false. So people are making stuff up. We don't even know if they're still together, if they're of statement is false so people making stuff up we don't even know if they still together if they're not together they're just making stuff up yeah so basically but with him saying that i don't think that they broke up but it's just the fact that he

has been silent and then kiki hasn't come to his defense with anything ever since like it's like we only heard since that tweet we ain't hear nothing else from him we haven't even seen her um even like be on his side a little bit. I guess the truth don't need no defense-only witnesses. I guess for them, if they know what's going on, it don't matter what everybody else thinks. Yeah, but to a certain extent. Because when you respond to what people are saying, and Kiki, she responds a lot to her fans, and she does a lot for her fans. And it just seems like she let them

drive a wedge in between her and him when you go home you go home to him he's he's your son's father he is your boyfriend your man or whatever but this is all yeah this is and that video didn't help yeah yeah the boyfriend with us is probably just sitting back laughing like look what i did you know what i mean but it's not even it's not even usher it's just sitting back laughing like, look what I did. You know what I mean? But it's not even Usher. It's just the fact of, I just think it's a boundary. I think a lot of people feel like when you're dating a celebrity,

this is what you signed up for. No. I mean, there's still supposed to be boundaries on both sides. I agree. I felt like, okay, maybe he should have tweeted. Maybe he shouldn't have tweeted and just went to her and said whatever, but I still feel like she should have came to his defense like all right y'all y'all know how baby daddies are y'all know this is my first time having a baby daddy yeah he didn't like my outfit okay he told the world and he told me we good now boom

sealed it said it done you do a video usher you steal it there you go on i think she went on good morning america she sung something like i told my son we don't you know how kiki palmer music is you know it was she was on like one of them so she was performing it was like you know how wouldn't when gina be performing um tisha campbell when she goes she's like i'm still it was one of those kiki palmer just was on the morning show and she's like i told my son he don't need to you know something like that you know so she she yeah drop on the clues bomb for dd kpbd he is a person and he needs respect too so i kpbd it's a good thing that they are together they are still together but that's who you sleep with girl not us though all right steve harvey he posted this um a couple days ago and i just found it crazy it said i'm a comedian you don't find funny at all

he's posted it to twitter that's what he posted i hope that it wasn't him though this don't seem like steve harvey behavior i don't think og handle it and even with family food i still don't feel like this was a good question um he must got a new social media handler because i know yeah that don't sound like yeah that was because he like in in the in today's world right now where everything is already negative on social media, like any and everything, by our own people, I'm going to say that, you to post something like that

in this climate, a comedian you don't find funny, that's crazy. Of course, all the blogs grabbed it and everything. He never tweeted whether that was him or not,

but I just felt like I really hoped that wasn't him. Either that or Steve must have just saw somebody horrible on that stage. He might have been in the show at some point. He saw somebody terrible. But I highly doubt he tweeted that. That's horrible. That creates

the vision right there. Of course, everybody's just going crazy on it. Is there like a, I don't know if it's an unspoken rule, is there a rule that comedians don't do that to other comedians? No, I just feel like in any arena, like, you know, so like, that's like if Nicki Minaj go going somewhere like,

alright, name a rapper who can't rap. That's starting so much, like if LeBron, or no, not even stuff like that. Alright, but whatever. None of y'all bitches right but me. Yeah, alright, well she can say that, but she ain't about to ask, name a rapper who can't rap. Even Nicki, I don't think would even do that.

Like you said, LeBron, I don't know. Like Michael Jordan, name a baller who can't hoop right now. You can't rap. Even Nicky, I don't think would even do that. Like you said, LeBron, I don't know. Basketball player, that really is trash. Like Michael Jordan. Name a baller who can't hoop right now. Nicky might do that. You can't, no. Nicky last name Petty. I don't think she'll do that.

Literally. For real. Okay. All right. It ain't a legal last name, so it don't matter. It don't matter. All right.

Bobby Lights said he's going to work with Beyonce one day. I seen a comment that said he can't even work with Trina. And that's his cousin. That was so funny that they said that. But it was a video that went viral. Bobby Lice had attended Renaissance. And he was crying hysterically after. And he felt like Beyonce is his angel.

He felt like, you know, you got some people who actually fan out like that. They cry. Like that would have been me over Michael Jackson, you know, or, you know, something like that. That would have been me doing it.

Oh, and overall Kelly. I ain't gonna lie. You know, a little too much. Somebody said you cried over Chris Brown. That was true. Yes.

Cause he posted me. I didn't cry over Chris Brown. Like, no, it's not even, it's not giving it. No, I,

I was, I was so happy. He had posted me one day and I was, I was that. No. I saw somebody say that in the comments. I was so happy. He had posted me one day. And I was crying because. Like boohoo crying? Like ah. Yeah, I was really crying because he had. Like ugly crying?

Like yeah. First of all, I'm never ugly when I cry. Don't ever play with me. No, but I was crying. He had dropped this video. That's when he dropped the song Freaky Friday with Lord Dickie. And I thought that was just so powerful. And I was shrooming.

So yeah, I really felt it. Oh, you was on shroom. And I was crying. Yes. And he posted it. He was, like yeah, don't play with her That's my girl and who are we to tell Bobby likes that he not gonna work with Beyonce one day Manifestation is real Definitely really could work with Beyonce. I've they just was saying that he could work with Trina And so why would he think that he could work with Beyonce and Trina's his cousin and she won't even give him a chance

That's what they say. So that's why I was like, why are they saying that? All right. Well, that is just with the mess. Yes. Now, when we come back. We got time for another one because T.I. Son got them teeth.

No, no, no. We'll do that when we come back. All right. All right. We'll do that when we come back. All right. And we got to open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051.

Glorilla yesterday was talking about being toxic in her 20s and telling women it's okay. And we're going to have that discussion when we come back. Do you agree with us? Should you be toxic in your 20s? Is she bugging? Were you toxic in your 20s? Let's discuss when we come back. And we got front page news.

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slash sportsbook for details. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. here i am and let's get in some front page news what up tears what's going on dj envy what's going on queen jess back in the building hey girl so glad to see you charlamagne the guy kathleen figueroa what's happening let's jump right into it biden uh he was out in hawaii right yeah after much criticism uh for taking a minute to get there it was about five days before he was actually able to touch down in Maui. Let's listen to the report. President Biden surveyed the destruction in Lahaina from the air and ground, promising the federal government will be there to help rebuild.

But nearly two weeks after fires wiped out most of the town, 850 people are still missing. So sad. Now the White House, we talked about this earlier this week, they did approve a one-time payment of $700 per household. You got to make that stretch to get clothing, food, and transportation for $700. Obviously that's not enough. But FEMA says they have

invested $1.6 million in rental assistance. But do you think guys, obviously that $700 is not enough. What's your thoughts? Yeah, that's definitely not enough and it's and it's i mean it has to be disheartening for anybody out in hawaii that is is going through this because you look at like how much money they send to ukraine and how much money they send to all these other nations when they're in trouble but now when we're in trouble they're saying seven hundred dollars is supposed to last yeah i want to do people even care about the president coming like do you really need him

boots on the ground or would you you rather just have more resources? Send him money. I would rather have more resources, personally. And y'all got mad at SZA because SZA gave $2,500, and all your president gave was a little funky-ass $700. Yeah. And then when he get over there talking about stuff that don't even make sense, he going to walk up to them and ask them anything.

They don't even be saying something. You probably didn't know he was in Hawaii. I'm serious. You probably had no know he was in Hawaii. I'm serious. You probably had no idea he was in Maui. Wow. Now let's talk about the Kansas police now. Yeah, now this is crazy. So a small newspaper, I don't know if you guys heard this, was raided.

Officials with the Marion Police Department compensated computers and cell phones from the publisher and the staff of Marion County Record. Kansas state authorities confirmed that they have also been involved in a criminal probe of the newspaper over allegations that it illegally obtained personal information about a local business owner. Now, this raid has been condemned by the Press Freedom Watchdog as a blatant violation of the U.S. Constitution's protection for free press. So the bottom line is, guys guys they just ran up in the newspaper and said hey we don't like you know the stuff that you guys are covering I started compensating their cell phones and and computers Wow does the newspaper believe their office was rated mm-hmm yeah they said that Eric Meyer actually said that he believes that the coverage of local politics is the reason why the police chief is giving them a hard time.

Now, some residents say that their aggressive coverage is causing people to leave the town, which is obviously why they think they're getting raided. But the newspaper attorney, Bernie Rhodes, said that these are Hitler tactics. He said, quote, I can assure you that the record will take every step to obtain relief for damages for your heavy handed actions, which have caused my clients. So just imagine if they just run up in and not giving nobody no suggestions and just started taking our cell phones and compensating all of our stuff just because how we feel about policy. That's why I thought this story was pretty important. Yeah, because it's scary, actually. No, it is scary. It's scary when stuff like that happens. The reputable media outlets. But if it happened to a couple of YouTubers and bloggers,

I wouldn't... We'll be mad. I'd be fine with it, too. Especially here in the States. Yeah, why hasn't it happened? All the newspapers are getting raided, but certain people still get to make up stuff about people and just keep going.

That's facts. Dang. All right, well, that is front page news. Thank you, Tezlin. Absolutely. And listen, make sure you subscribe to Tezlin Figu podcast the straight shot no chaser podcast on the black effect iheart radio podcast network and follow tesla figaro on all social media platforms at tesla figaro all right now when we come back let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 now glorilla was

on social media yesterday and this was she said about her 20s. Hey, ladies, how are you? I'm going to call my twin, and I just want to let y'all know, be toxic for the rest of your 20s. You only get one life. Live your toxic 20s. You never get to be 20 years old, 21,

22, 23, 24, none of that ever again in your life. Be toxic, because don't get in your 30s thinking you can just go slashing tires and doing all this crazy shit. You're too old for that now. You're too mature. Be toxic for the rest of your 20s. And if you delusional, turn that shit up a notch.

Enjoy the rest of your 20s. You only get to do shit one time. Jess, you just got out your 20s. Why you look like that? Oh, my God. You want to talk about it when we come back? Yeah. Let's open up the phone lines.

800-585-1051. Ladies, do you agree with Glorilla? Be toxic in your 20s. Are you toxic? Were you toxic in your 20s? Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Our guest host, Jess Hilarious is back hey what's up

she decided to come spend some time with us yeah you know what I mean finally after going on the road she was in Toronto North Carolina

she was all over the place and this weekend I'm going to be in Columbus, Ohio y'all so get them tickets at the Funny Bone we got two shows Friday and two shows Saturday yeah

oh salute to the Funny Bone yeah I went out there a couple months ago for what Duval was out there oh yeah yeah I was there a couple months ago for what uh duval was out there oh yeah yeah i was there for my daughter's comedy no i was there for my daughter's cheerleading competition he just was in town doing a show that weekend oh yeah oh yeah i like the

funny bone yes shout out to the funny bone and go get your tickets to check out just this weekend now uh we're talking about glorilla 800-585-1051 glorilla posted this yesterday on her social media hey ladies how are you when i'm gonna call my twin and i just want to let y'all know be toxic for the rest of your 20s you only get one life live your toxic 20s you never get to be 20 years old 21 22 23 24 none of that ever again in your life be toxic because don't get in your 30s thinking you could just go slash and ties and doing all this crazy too over there now you too mature be toxic for the rest of your 20s and if you delusional turn it up a notch enjoy the rest of your 20s you only get to do one time so we're asking 800-585-1051 is this true is this something women

should do let's start with you jess you just jumped out of your 20s i did i i ain't jump i really was out of my 20s before i actually got to 30 but you spent 10 years in your 20s i spent 10 years there but i wasn't on no time and then like how do we define toxic these days these toxic is is so broad like because because when she explained it it was all right slashing tires and and and you know breaking windows all right yeah that's criminal that's the part of toxicity in relationships though i've done that i've done that early 20s but like but when she said the delusion part all right and if you're delusional turn that s up a notch nah yeah nah nah nah nah delusion can land you

so many different places jail insane asylums like what so you're done with all that that energy yeah and I don't think so no more kid cars

no more breaking windows we shouldn't promote that right at all we should be promoting mental healing so we can be great for our 30s cause to be honest with you

a lot of men don't want you after you all used up and all of that at your whole 20s and then you wanna settle down down when you're 30 you ain't got no walls and you all burnt up from all these vagina walls because you yeah you you living in toxicity for 10 years that could cost you a lot more than 10 years you know what just said just not as real what's that i didn't hear gloria say this but it makes sense um no you shouldn't turn up the delusion because as you're approaching your 30s you got to start dealing with reality you actually just start be dealing you should

be dealing with reality in your 20s before right that's the thing i was a toxic teenager i was a rebel i was a rebellious teenager i got it together at like 20 so i started getting it together at 26 and now that i'm 31 i i think i'm um i still got a lot of growing to do, but I'm great. I'm way better. You know what I mean? And I do think women should live a life. You know what I mean? And if you do meet somebody in your 20s and want to settle down and not be toxic, you can do that too.

But it doesn't have to be toxic. We have to define what toxic means. That's what I said. It's so broad. I don't care if you're 16, 21, or 31. You don't want somebody breaking windows, killing cars, and fighting each other. You don't want that. But things happen.

Things happen. Things happen. Things happen. You have a broken window, Jess? Absolutely. How many times? My son's father. We ain't become brother and sister overnight. Shoot, there was a lot going on.

Did he lock you up for that? Yes, he did. He got me locked up twice. Yes, you did, Ron. Stop playing, man. Jerome got me locked up twice, yeah. Good for Jerome. You know what, Kay?

Take back your power. Because women do that to men all the time. If she out here breaking windows and being violent, Jerome, you did what you was supposed to do. He ain't put no hands on you. He called the police. Rome tried. Rome can't handle me.

So, yeah. Rome called the police. Rome got scared. How many car windows you broke? Probably like four of his. Jesus Christ. I'm saying, so you say you broke every car. She said four of his.

But she said every car he had. How many cars he had? Well, two was mine and then two was his. So, you got so saying, so you say you broke every car, but you said every car he had. How many cars he had? Well, two was mine and then two was his. So you got so mad you broke your own damn car window. Yeah, he was cheating. In my car, he was real life Jody. No. Yeah, so yeah. I was a vet real life, too.

Damn, bro. What's up? Jazz, good morning. Good morning. Now, you agree with Glorilla? Yes, I agree. Definitely detoxed big in your teenage. When you're in your 30s, you agree with Glorilla? Yes, I agree. Definitely be toxic in your teenage years. When you're in your 30s, you kind of mature. You don't got time for the bullshit. Define toxic for me, man. Yeah.

I would say f***ing up cars, f***ing paint, following, chasing. You sound a little toxic right now. How old are you, mama? I'm 33. Oh, you just got out of it. You 33? Yeah, so I don't do that right now. How many STDs are you allowed in your 20s?

Jesus. How many STDs are you allowed in your 20s? What about that part of it? None. None. STDs are never cool. You want to be a criminal, but you don't want to be burning. Right.

You don't want to be burning. That's your health. Oh, that's your health. Okay. Goodbye, Jess. Okay. Little glad your health. Oh, that's your health. Okay, goodbye, Janice. Okay, little gladiator. Lauren, good morning. Good morning, Breakfast Club.

Hi, everyone. How you feeling? We're talking about Glorilla. What's your thoughts, Mama? I think she's absolutely wrong. The reason is because these kids already think being toxic is cool because of social media. Yeah.

And they acting a fool. They acting stupid. And then when they get older and look bad, they're going to regret every single situation that they did. Lauren has a point. You know, when it wasn't social media when we were younger, so if we messed up, if we made a mistake, it wasn't documented. Now these kids make a mistake, it's documented,

it's something they got to live with for the rest of their lives and i don't think our toxicity was premeditated like that it just happened you know we just did dumb stuff right you know and and that's what i think that that's what that level of toxic we're talking about that all right if she was promoting that all right cool because things do happen right yeah you you learn to grow you're immature most of the time in your 20s or whatever but they've made it cool on social media so now people do that for attention now people go even further

and they don't have no feelings it's like no and people try so hard to hurt other people these days well 800 585

105 we're talking about Glorilla this is what she said yesterday on her social media hey ladies how are you I'm gonna call my twin and i just want to let child know be toxic for the rest of your 20s you only get one life live your toxic 20s you never get to

be 20 years old 21 22 23 24 none of that ever again in your life be toxic because don't get in your 30s thinking you could just go slashing ties and doing all this crazy shit. You're too old for that now. You're too mature. Be toxic for the rest of your 20s. And if you delusional, turn that shit up a notch. Enjoy the rest of your 20s. You only get to do that one time. Do you agree?

Disagree? Let's discuss when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Jess Alaris is here. It's topic time. Pick up the phone, baby. Good morning, Jess Alaris is here. It's topic time. Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now if you're just joining us, we're talking about Glorilla. Of course, Jess Alaris is here. She's back.

Yes. And this is what Glorilla said yesterday on her social media. Hey, ladies, how are you? I'm going to call my twin and I just want to let y'all know, be toxic for the rest of your twenties. You only get one life. Live your toxic twenties. You

never get to be 20 years old, 21, 22, 23, 24, none of that ever again in your life. Be toxic because don't get in your ths thinking you can just go slashing ties and doing all this crazy shit. You're too old for that now. You're too mature. Be toxic for the rest of your 20s.

And if you're delusional, turn that shit up a notch. Enjoy the rest of your 20s. You only get to do that one time. So we're asking 800-585-1051. Do you agree? Now, Jess, you said you kind of agree. Get it all out your system in your 20s? She did not say that.

I did not ever say that. I never said that. I said I agree to an extent. Okay. Yeah, because people have to mature. But I don't agree with the delusion part at all. You're going to get somebody hurt in these streets. That's right.

In your 20s, you should be dealing with reality. You know what I mean? You shouldn't be being delus part at all. You're going to get somebody hurt in these streets. That's right. In your 20s, you should be dealing with reality. You know what I mean? You shouldn't be being delusional on purpose. By the way, who's delusional on purpose? Like, on purpose. That's why I said, you see how they make certain stuff cute? Yes. Like, I'm delusional, girl.

Like, yeah. Like, no. Well, let's go to the phone line. Hello, who's this? It's Nameless. Nameless, what's up, man? What's your thoughts, bro? My thoughts is,

if she's going to give these females all this crazy advice to be ran through, then fellas should get their passports and get away from these Western women and find wholesome females abroad. Damn. Okay. You said get out of America all together.

Straight up, like the country. You said get the f*** out of America. You said these hoes is doomed. You gotta keep it a buck, man. You gotta keep it a buck. You gotta keep it a buck. He ain't lying, man. Hello, who's this? these hoes is doomed. You gotta keep it a buck, man. You gotta keep it a buck. Yeah, man. You gotta keep it a buck. He ain't lying, man.

Hello, who's this? These hoes is doomed. Hello, this is Zykovia. Zykovia, good morning. What's your thoughts, Zykovia? Um, I mean, it's like, I feel like toxic is a strong word. You get what I'm saying?

Yes, ma'am. Because I'm in my 20s and my man is in his 20s. So, like, DJ, Jessica, Strongman, like, what's y'all person's opinion and thoughts on, like, being in a toxic relationship or being toxic? Run. You should not be in no toxic relationship. Nah, I'll get out of there. And, like, toxic is not only beating up your partner, breaking windows.

You can be mentally toxic, too. You can be a narcissist. You can be manipulative. You can, you know, and that goes on both sides it's not just the physical part of it and being a criminal and trying to do stuff to get you know likes and stuff yeah toxic people stripping with your self-esteem yeah man they balance the power because they want all the control like they're jealous like you might have time for that and it's a lot of 20s people in their 20s that don't want to be toxic either because when it starts taking over your mental, it's not fun.

It's not fun. Yeah, I don't think she used the right word. I think she was just trying to say you should live life. Live your life, pray, and leave room for mistakes in your 20s. You know, man, because toxic comes in many, like, you know, it comes in really many different definitions of it. Yeah. And that's why I'm saying, like like for me and my man like you know he's in his 20s i'm in mine it's just like when it comes to us like you know not to play with me

all kinds of like you know my clap back on song and then when it comes to him you know he's like okay don't play with me like that but other than that like toxic i wouldn't think so yeah so at any day but being in your 20s does not mean that you can't mature. Like, have your fun and still know what you want. That's true. Exactly. So you're going to be good by 30. I feel it.

There you go, mama. Hello, who's this? My name is Gina. Hey, Gina. Good morning. What's your thoughts, Gina? Okay, so my thoughts are that toxic behavior could be at any age, Like when in a relationship Or just in general Say that again mama

Toxic behavior could be at any age Oh that's true That is correct yeah You know because it has a lot to do Toxic behavior is not just like Fighting and arguing It contains like lack of self esteem A lot of control You don't engage in your own self-care

there's a lot of just so i feel like at any age those are major factors that people deal with teenagers young kids yeah older people that's true you can be toxic at any age that's right ebony good morning good morning how you feeling'm feeling good. I can't believe I got through finally. Sorry. No, it's not. You don't have to apologize. I'm just excited. Talk to us.

What you think about what Glorilla said? So to be honest. Oh, I'm sorry. You got to start that over. I don't need everybody to hear that. Hey, you got a scrub throat? I have asthma. Listen, I have asthma.

Okay. Don't die. Don't die on this call now. No, no, throat? I have asthma. Listen, I have asthma. Okay. Don't die. Don't die on this call now. No, no, no. I'm good. But my opinion is no. I agree with her totally. Because what she's trying to say is, you know, you can't be rushing out here in your 30s.

You're supposed to be somebody's mama. You're trying to be professional. You know, you get that out the system. So, yeah, you got to sometimes, you know, that F around it. Find out sometimes you really got to let them know. You don't want to live with regret. But it's crazy how we live in this word economy world and people don't understand that words matter. So when you say words like toxic, you know, it dilutes that message of you just saying live your life in your toes.

Right. That's all. Well, yeah, we got to be kind of specific. I just feel like she should get out of her system. If you want to let somebody know there's something wrong, you know, you get it out. We can't fight when we order. You got too much to lose. I guess I think that's what she's get out of her system. If you want to let somebody know there's something wrong, you know, you get it out. We can't fight when we're older. You got too much to lose. I guess, I think that's what she's trying to say.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Ebony. So what's the moral of the story, guys? The moral of the story for me, man, is everything you do today directly impacts your life tomorrow. So being intentionally toxic in your 20s is just going to make it harder to heal in your 30s. Yeah. If you don't believe me, Britney Spears had a song called Toxic in 2003 when was in her 20s you see how that turned out yeah all right every day dancing like that

with them underwear right there she's gonna end up with flies though you think so i do believe that fly shooting this shot but ain't flies oh all right that's nice all right cool dr umar not gonna like the plies britney spears relationship. Well, she just broke up with her man. Damn. He did. 5-8-5, 4-5-1. Now we got rumors on the way. We got Jess with the meth on the way.

Jess with the meth. Call it what it is. Jess with the meth. Yeah, see, our son had got the teeth and his mother. Oh, man, shut up. She got the teeth, too. So we're going to talk about that more when we get back. We'll be right back after this, y'all.

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I went up and up and up. You know, I don't know. I can't understand. Somebody redid it? No. All right. So, look. Baltimore City, we have this dance.

It's called the Park Heights Strut, right? And it's like a little two-step mix With a little bit of cha-cha-cha And with a little bit of hood thrown on it, right? And Diddy wanted to learn how to do it So the person who is the originator Of remixing the actual dance His name is Bunky Jr.

And he attempted to teach Diddy How to do the dance Because he put Baltimore on a map for doing the dance to the Tim song. So Diddy flew Bunky out? Yep, Diddy flew Bunky out. Bunky, I'm sorry. It's Bunky, yeah. Okay.

Because you trying to just now. No, I didn't know that. But yeah. Okay. Yes, Diddy flew Bunky out. All right. And he taught Diddy, he attempted to teach Diddy to dance. He wanted to learn how to do it for his birthday.

It's a little harder to do nowadays. Diddy a little older. Yeah. He don't move like he used to. He doesn't move the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And even when he could move, you know, he had his own little dance. Yeah.

King Combs could learn it, I'm sure. Yeah. King Combs definitely. He can dance way better than his dad. Okay. He definitely can. And Jess, you're going to be at the Funny Bone this weekend in Columbus, Ohio. Yes.

Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone. I got two shows on Friday night and two shows Saturday night. Y'all, I'm sorry I do not do Sundays because my son got football on Sundays. I used to do shows on Sundays, but now. Priorities. That's right. Friday and Saturday. That's what happens when you're 30 now.

Remember the 30? Now, Jess, remember behind the scenes? I tell you, I was so excited because yesterday I was on my Uber Eats. Oh, my God. Yes. And it was a two for one at Red Lobster. I haven't had Red Lobster in at least 15 years. I ain't go front. Yes, remember behind the scenes, I tell you, I was so excited because yesterday I was on my Uber Eats. Oh, my God, yes. And it was a two for one at Red Lobster. I haven't had Red Lobster in at least 15 years. I ain't go front.

I understand. So yesterday I ordered the cheddar biscuits, and boy, did the cheddar biscuits just hit me. Oh, that's where you was at. Yeah, that's where I was at. I respect that. I'm going to clean the bones for that, man. Because everybody be like so ashamed to talk about their bowel movements and i don't understand why i mean it's not something that you gotta broadcast it's not something you should be

embarrassed about that cheddar biscuit just hit me yeah and i was like i was like because you know our floor is kind of like i don't want to blow it up but our floor is like everybody's on our floor so they just had to shut up they just brought me to a palace yeah in the building where i could just ah man it was the best oh why y'all had at the first day of that i was supposed to been up here y'all had a palace bathroom i told you with a vip i i told you there's a vip nah and y'all and y'all went and y'all told my business that i had bell movements and and i couldn't make it that's not i told you i told you that we would have a personal bathroom for you oh my god i told you that but you know what's so crazy that's what my donkey today is about we do not have to to be embarrassed about our bowel movements.

Oh, we don't? No. People should not be embarrassed about their bowel movements. And because of people's shame around bowel movements and the stigma around bowel movements, something bad happened in Florida. We're going to discuss in donkey of the day. Oh, my God. Rumors are next.

Don't move. Jess Solaris is here at the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess Solaris is here. And let's get to Jess with the miss. There you go. I like it. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. And let's get to Jess with the miss.

There you go. I like it real good. Where is Jess Hilarious? Jessica Robin Moore. Jess don't do no lying. Tick tock. Manic. This is the rumor report.

I don't do that. Stop. Stop. Stop. Allegedly. The Breakfast Club. I know they know. This is.

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Go ahead, play it, Red. If I had Nick Cannon's 12 kids and shit like that, then you could put them all in a bedroom. Everybody's here. It would mean putting everybody together, then it would make sense. But I'm not going to have kids like that. I don't want the responsibility of that many women

that you got to deal with emotionally, especially after they don't feel like your friend anymore. You know what I mean? Like, that's too much to kind of... I don't know what the f*** is wrong with Nick Cannon. You know what I mean? Like, this s*** is just different, right? I ain't gonna lie.

I ain't gonna lie. I would disagree with 50 on the Nick thing because all of Nick's baby mothers seem to be cooperative like we nobody has ever come to blast him nobody is and i'm not even gonna say yet he's never really been in a he's never been in a committed relationship with any of them except mariah so he was married yeah yeah that was a marriage you know that they have have like a fixed agreement almost kind of sort of. Everybody stay in place. In fact, the only girl who's not his friend anymore is the one who didn't get the baby, Jessica White,

who on Love & Hip Hop talking about him, who said she don't want to keep talking about him, but keep talking about him. So I don't know. I beg to differ. I think he actually is the one person with a bunch of baby mothers who I think will actually, he can actually move all of them except Mariah in one house and have a show and i think that'll be successful that'll be a good show i think that'll be good and 50 should executive produce it and i'm gonna tell you something about 50 cents 50 don't forget nothing no you might say something about 50 and he gonna respond months later when he want to in the most random of places

it's so funny yeah suit and. What was he even talking about? He just started talking about Nick Cannon. You know what? I think that came from, remember when Nick Cannon, when 50 just performed at the Super Bowl and he was upside down, I think Nick Cannon was like, he looked like he. He said something about 50 and 50 put something positive on Instagram. Like a chance to do, you put something positive.

But I didn't forget. I didn't forget. I'm going to sting your ass when I get the opportunity. But he couldn't say nothing. He was hanging upside down. He's swole. This was a lot of years later. And yeah, you know, salt. You done had a bunch of salt

over the years. Salt. You know, he was a little swole. You know, 50 Cent ain't little no more. 50 Cent swole a little bit. And you hanging upside down with all that blood rushing through your head. Sodium do bloat you. Yeah, they all did good, mind you. But let Nick Cannon have that little jazz.

You know, it's so funny. I can't take nothing that Nick Cannon says seriously, so I wouldn't even be trying to clap back at Nick. He like a little teddy bear. I love it. Anyway, alright, T.I. Sun and the Big Tief. That's the headline. I don't know why they got it like that.

Who is they? Ain't nobody put no headline that said that. T.I.'s son and his big teeth. Oh, no. All the producers, all the great strong black women back there, they put in the big teeth. All right.

So, look. Tiny, his mom, got her teeth done a couple days before King did. And hers looked great i mean she posted the video um the doc shout out to the doctor or whatever um he did her teeth like really good and mind you i didn't even know that tiny teeth needed work you know then right before we was able to say congratulations tiny oh my god hegel king he came out the back stole the show you know what i mean because i think they they lost his mold and his mold and replaced his mold with somebody else,

like Lil Scrappy or Nene or somebody. Nah, the T's be needing time to settle, man. That's what y'all don't realize. They won't ever get the time to settle. No, for real. And Tiny and Tippett even, well, Tiny has said online under the online under the comments like no his father did like him at first and then he went and like kind of laughed and made fun of him. Yeah, just a little bit. But that's that's like daddy son thing, whatever.

But they were a little bit. We got audio. I want to see if we could try to hear whether they fit or not. Let me see. Make this video for the big teeth trolls, man. Hey, bro. Listen, calm down, bro. You ain't going nowhere, bro. She gonna still be there. I don't want to. whether they fit or not let me see make this video for the big teeth trolls man hey bro listen calm down bro your ain't going nowhere bro she gonna still be there i don't wanna

i drop on the clues boss of the young man investing in this yeah everybody be buying cars and jewelry when you know your teeth ain't right go get you some teeth man no seriously yeah yeah yeah i like that i like that all right that's fine he can he can definitely fix his teeth teeth have come a long way from a few years ago though yeah the teeth used to be really really ridiculous yeah yeah but they got working on they were they've been working on the teeth and remember when everybody at loving hip-hop got their teeth done at the same time i was like everybody went on groupon and found it and they had a loving hip-hop special and everybody was like going to go grab the same size teeth that was so funny that might have been in the contract Mona might have said you know what

let me stop paying y'all so much money and just buy y'all teeth but some people some people you know the budget's got cut a little bit but but some people grow into them because I feel like you know at first Nene was struggling with hers remember that one time she was laughing she was like and it was ready for her and I was I was like, girl, but they match her now. Lil Scrappy, his match is now. I told you the teeth take time to settle. I'm just saying. It's just like the BBL.

Like the BBL got to take a little time to settle in. And it's like the teeth do the same thing. Okay. All right. Speaking of BBLs, Tony Yeo wants credit for the BBL movement because he said in his video back in the day when he had, who was it? Buffy the body in the video. He said that everybody wanted to look like her. And I was like, who

said that? I was about to say that Buffy was natural. Yeah, but he said everybody wanted to look like her so they started changing themselves to look like her. Not you want credit, boy. Bye. And that is Jess with the mess. We missed Jess, didn't we?

I missed y'all too. Didn't we? Of course. Damn. You see how he didn't say nothing? I said we missed Jess. He put his head down like, I'm going to let you say it on your own. Don't do that.

Jess, stop. What? Yeah, to be honest, that's why I ain't been back up here. Why? Because of him. I believe you. Because of him.

I believe you. It's always my fault. As soon as I leave, there's some stuff, you getting sued every day. I'm like, where's God? They picking a lamb.

They say he can't pay rent. And we told y'all to go to commercial. And you see, as you get in, be good for your dumb ass. I said, oh my God,

why is that? Go to commercial, Red. Red, go to commercial. Your mornings will never be the same. It's tough to find that right person, especially when it comes to hiring for an open role. But ZipRecruiter's matching technology makes it easy to find

and invite great candidates to apply to your jobs. Try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com slash breakfast. That was donkey up the deep. Made it. Damn, the hee-haw again. It's time for donkey up the deep. I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. Hold on, stop.

I'm sorry. I need Florida. I need Florida, Red. Give me Florida. I'm sorry, Red. Give me Florida. Give me Florida. My bad, Red.

I didn't mean to do that. I meant to tell you that earlier. Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida, man. Florida, man. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money.

Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. It's a breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Well, okay. Donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 22nd goes to Keandra Charles, Kenesha Charles, Taisha Charles, Jasmine Klein, and Jaleah Smith.

Now, I don't know if these women are from Florida, but I know this situation happened in Florida. And what does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Let me tell you something, man. I don't know why doo-doo is so embarrassing to people. Say doo-doo, Jess.

Doo-doo. Doo-doo. It's something we all do, okay? It is a natural function of life, but for whatever reason folks still tend to be embarrassed about it and we shame each other for it when we don't have to, okay? You walk in the bathroom and somebody in there letting the back door brownies fly we make all kinds of faces might even mutter stuff under our breath about the smell hell some people yell out damage things in here well how it's supposed to smell okay i'm not ashamed of none

of my bowel movements i'm proud to be regular everybody in here knows where charlemagne is at around 8 30 that's right 8 30 every morning call the duty okay we are not going to poop shame people anymore even when you're young little kids at certain ages go off and hide so they can poop cats bury their poop we're not doing that no more okay when you got to make a toilet tamale go make your toilet tamale and don't let nobody shame you for it the shame is what led to this situation in Florida see it's a restaurant called Papa B's and the B clearly stands for bubble guts. They had a massive brawl on the inside of this restaurant when five women decided to jump one of the workers. That's right. A worker at the restaurant, Papa B's, got attacked because one of the toilets in the bathroom was clogged up.

Disgusting. They said it was feces and toilet paper everywhere. And the only customers in the restaurant at the time was these five women by the way i hate people like y'all you have no idea how much that is my pet peeve my skin is crawling right now thinking about it nothing i hate more than walking in the bathroom and seeing what somebody left behind how hard is it to wipe your ass flush the toilet and make sure no racist feces is left behind you okay so one of these five women messed the toilet up so the worker went to them and told them that they needed to leave explaining that the restaurant was closed all right it was after hours the restaurant was closed

the group had already paid their tab and she let them know she was aware that one of them left a three-foot colon cobra in the damn toilet. Now, I've seen people get accused of this before, and they all get defensive, and that's exactly what happened here. One of them eventually stood up and punched the worker in the face. That's right. I don't know who that woman was, but I guarantee you she was the one who left those potty pancakes in the toilet because a hit dog will holler. Now, add an S in front of hit and repeat what I just said. Not only did that woman punch the worker in the toilet because the hit dog will holler now add an s in front of hit and repeat what i just said not only did that woman punch the worker in the face the remaining four women

then they didn't begin to jump on the lady too they punched her they kicked her they pulled their hair they threw items at the co-worker just acting like they from baltimore the poor worker first of all don't ever play don't ever play with my city because no they do not sound like that that sound like the bronx or somewhere down in South Carolina. No, that's definitely Florida. But the poor worker at Papa B's ended up with lacerations and bruises all because one of those ladies caused a cold brown in the bathroom. You know what a cold brown is, right? If you ever hear someone say it's a cold brown in the bathroom, best believe it's a mess.

Now, the five ladies said they put hands and feet on the worker because she was rude and disrespectful no the restaurant was closed y'all decided to leave a lot of crap was delight in the toilet your tab was paid and they asked you to leave and y'all reacted with violence listen to me you don't do that or in this case you don't do do that all right this situation because of the stigma around defecation is why it happened all right we have to stop shaming people for throwing gut grenades if you let some anus apples fall from your tree in a public bathroom treat that bathroom the way you would treat your own you wouldn't clog up your own toilet so why clog up somebody else's and clearly one of y'all need

to walk around with charming flushable wipes because if you got to use that much toilet tissue then you just got to go home and take a shower. Okay. She had somewhere to go after and wanted to make sure it wasn't no hind and hash back there because somebody probably was going much later. But the moral of the story is this. You don't do do that to people. Okay. Please give Keandra Charles, Kenesha Charles, Taisha Charles, Jasmine Klein, and Jaleah Smith the biggest hee-haw. You do have to learn how to treat public bathrooms the way you would treat your bathroom at home. Because you wouldn't put all that toilet tissue in your own bathroom.

Yeah, I mean, I, yeah. But at the same time, I'm not justifying what those five young girls in their toxic 20s did. But what I'm saying is that that's still your job you feel me to clean that up now putting them out to clean it though you know what's crazy all the men in their 20s for real actually one is 18 one is 19 and the rest of them all in their 20s absolutely toxic 20s that's what we're talking about toxic teens and 20s absolutely that that that definitely was wrong for them to put their

hands on now her asking them to leave all right cool because it's after hours definitely you gotta go i can kind of see how that went she ain't had to shame them about the doodle she didn't have to bring that up yeah she didn't have to because ain't that what you basically saying and you don't and giving your donkey the other day yes don't shame them that's right so who are you are you giving the donkey to the worker for shaming them or are you giving the donkey at a day? Yes. Don't shame them. That's right. So are you giving the donkey to the worker for shaming them or are you giving the donkey to them for beating her up

for shaming them? I can see where the worker could get maybe a he. Maybe not a he. Just a little bit. Not a he-ha, but maybe a he. Because sometimes,

have you ever been driving down the street and it's coming out? I sharted on myself. Sharted, yeah. And sometimes, once you shart, you can't stop.

You know what I mean? So it keeps going. You ain't never had to pull over and get it popping on the side of the road. No, I sharted up here before, but not on the side of the road. You think the worker's more to blame than the five girls who joked him? No, no, no, no, no. I don't think the worker is to blame. But she shouldn't have shamed them for talking up to talk.

That should have never even been. It should just be, look, we're closed. Y'all have to go Don't talk to them About nothing that happened In the bathroom For one it's five of them What if all of them

Had to poop What if all of them Had poisoning from food That is true What if all of them Had bubble guts Real quick They ate something

Because women do go To the bathroom together That happens We go to the bathroom together We do everything Whatever Whatever we do together Is what we do together

Hold on So when women go To the bathroom together One of y'all will use the toilet and then the other one will use it? Y'all flush once? It depends. No, that's not good. So listen, she should have never said nothing about that.

BET, we'll see you tomorrow. BET, peace. This is a great conversation. I feel like it should be the donkey giving on two ends. A double donkey? A double donkey. The five girls who jumped her are definitely the hee-haw. Definitely donkey. The worker...

You're right. She just got upset because it was the end of her shift. She had to clean up some feces, reesees, or whatever you made it sound cute with.

And yeah, that's what it was. Y'all want to go to Breakfast Club Court? Yes, we should. Go to Breakfast Club Court. All right. Well, 800-585-1051.

Now, Charlamagne gave donkey of the day to we don't know. Is it the lady that worked at the actual restaurant? I know five. Or is it the five women that whooped their women's butt? The five women's definitely getting it. Oh, definitely.

Jess brings up a good point. Should the worker get it, too? For shaming. For just shaming. For shaming. She didn't have to bring up the clogged toilet. Upset because you have to do your job. Well, let's discuss.

800-585-1051. Jess, let me ask you a question. Who cleaned up the poop when you didn't come to BET that first day of work and you made a mess in your toilet? We'll talk about that

when we come back as well. It is The Breakfast Club. Oh, now we even now. Come on. Y'all ain't even. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy,

Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Jess Hilarious is here. And we're asking, this comes out of Charlamagne's donkey today, right? We're going to Breakfast Club Court. Who did you give donkey to, Charlamagne? Who did you try to?

Five workers who were in a restaurant in Florida called Papa B's. Now, not five workers. Five girls. Five girls. Five girls, toxic 20s, beat up one of the workers because the worker told them they had to leave because it was after hours and one of the girls had clogged the toilet up with a bunch of dookie and toilet paper. Damn.

Yes. And see, and Jess brought up a good point. Jess said she feel like the workers should give some of the daunting too because the worker shamed them. Shamed them. Yeah. She had to bring up that y'all clogged the toilet. And I agree.

I agree with Jess. Like asking them to leave, business hours are closed. That's cool. But when you start shaming somebody, that's why your nasty ass, you know, clogged up the toilet. Then now it's a problem. Yeah. But that's how but when you start shaming somebody that's why your nasty ass you know climbed up the toilet then now it's a problem but that's how you know the toilet was bad remember that time

we was in Myrtle Beach back in the day wow it's a story and we was in Myrtle Beach South Carolina and one of the homies had messed the toilet up

correct and I had to call the people to come do it and when I called the person to come do it the person that was on the phone picked up, the person was like,

oh my God, he was just up there. Oh my God, it was so disgusting. It didn't go down. Like he was really disgusted and distraught. So it just depends on what's in the toilet that I think makes people react that way. Yeah, but it's all right. That's what happens when you get a job,

a custodial job like that. True. You know, it's gonna be some bad feces that you're gonna get some smaller poops, you're gonna get some bigger poops. Yeah. You don't gotta deal with that every day. Thank God that you don't have to deal with that every day. They both should've got donkies.

She don't need to get as big a hee-haw as the girl that jumped it up. Correct. She gets a hee. Yeah, cause you don't have to shame them. Yeah. And then we can only tell. What restaurant was it? Was it a Waffle House, you said? Papa B's. Papa B's.

Okay, so I guess we'll say like... I never heard of Papa B's. All right, me either. So that's in Florida. But I'm just saying, we can just know. They're in Florida already. So the girl, the worker is from Florida too. Just know that.

Yes. And it's time to get off of work. Oh, man. And you walk out and you like... You can only imagine. Because the one girl punched, so that had to be

the one who did the big poop. The first girl stood up and punched her. Imagine what was said to provoke that punch. I'm not saying that was right, but I'm just saying

you are, you from Florida for one. That's first and foremost. That's first strike. You're at the end of your shift. You sick of this. This is what you did

when you tie it and then there's five young black girls Out there They still They still out there They still Mikayla

Mikayla Jocayla Come on now You said their names now Alright Look at the food It's a chicken wings bot First thing you do

When you go to their website You see a plate of chicken wings Covered in cheese Yeah That's gonna make you a bathroom And you're mad Let's go to the phone lines Hello who's this

This is Felicia Hey Felicia Good morning Good morning And you're mad. And you're mad. Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, who's this? This is Felicia. Hey, Felicia. Good morning. Good morning, Breakfast Club. Hey, Jess. I'm so happy you're back. Hey, girl. Thank you.

So you don't think the worker should have got donkey? No. Don't give that girl donkey. First of all, she already took an L. She got to be dead. Let's just start there. So let's not give her donkey. Secondly, they should have either tried to clean it up or at least said something to

the girl because it was after hours. Don't give her a thought. And I'm gonna tell you something else, man. What's that? Just look. Just look now. Top of these wings? What y'all see. Look at the picture. Who them workers is. Oh, so you're trying to say that the workers are Caucasian. No,

I'm just saying that that probably might have been a little, you know, that might have been a little component to it. You know what I'm saying? Oh. If a Caucasian woman coming know that might have been a little component to it you know i'm saying oh if a caucasian woman coming you coming at you and you think she's trying to play you yeah you know what i mean i mean anybody could have been trying to play her but that might have made it worse but does it matter when you're from florida i think i buy the same color you're right when it comes to that i don't i don't think it's more racy hello who's this? Asia. Hey, Asia.

We're talking. You think the co-worker should have got donkey too? No. Why? Because why would the co-worker have to get donkey for? When she be doing her job. If you were out eating and you blew up the bathroom, right, and it was time to go, and it was like, nah, it's time for y'all to go, and you blew up the bathroom with your nasty ass, you wouldn't be upset?

You got tissue all in the toilet, doodoo all in the toilet. Yeah, she come out trying to tell you about yourself. Probably got toilet between your butt right now too because you wiped it so hard. Yeah. What you going to do, bro?

Look, Jay. Look, I would never do that. I would save that for home. First of all, it wouldn't even be ladylike. Yeah. But with all that cheese, sometimes you just got to go.

You can't wait till you get home. Pooping, I mean, it's human like It ain't even about Being ladylike bro Like what would happen If a lady came up to you And said that

And you all loud It's just you and your homegirls But you loud You ain't even just Putting me out Cause it's after hours You putting me out Cause of the big poop

I just did in the bathroom Which is your job to clean up Whether it's big or small That's right It's time for y'all to go You doodled all in the bathroom You've messed the toilet up. And I'm white.

You're black, so get out. Well, y'all put it like game. Oh, now you're ripping ass. Goodbye, Asia. Now you're ripping ass. I don't like that. 585-1051. Charlamagne gave donkey of the day to who, Charlamagne?

Keandra, Kenesha, Tyesha, Jasmine, Jalea. Damn. How you know they black? Who should have got donkey today? Let's talk about it at the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.

It's DJ, Envy, Charlamagne, the God. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. And if you're just joining us, Charlamagne gave Donkey the day to who, Charlemagne? Keandra, Charles, Kenesha Charles, Taisha Charles, Jasmine Klein, and Jaleah Smith. Five women who jumped a worker in Papa B's because one of them messed up the toilet, clogged it up, left a bunch of doodoo and toilet tissue in there. And the co-worker told them that they had to leave. It was after hours because they clogged the toilet up.

We're asking 800-585-1051 who should get donkey of the day. We got Mac on the line. Mac, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Not Mac. Matt. Nat. Natalie. Natalie from Marvel. How you doing? How you doing, guys? Hi, everybody.

I love you guys. You guys are awesome. Just to let you know, I listen Hi, everybody. I love you guys. You guys are awesome. Just to let you know, I listen to you guys every morning. Thank you, ma'am. So, Nat, what you think? I think that the people that did the beatings should get the donkey. And, Jess, I'm real upset with you. Jess, I'm coming for you as a woman.

I love you, sweetheart, but I'm coming for you because I'm tired of walking into the women's bathroom, and it looks worse than a men's bathroom. There is no reason why those ladies should have came out of there and it should have looked like that. So she's not shaming them for. Yes, honey. Go ahead. Go ahead, honey. I say, yes, ma'am.

I'm agreeing with that. Oh, you know what I'm saying? So she's not shaming them. I'm sure I remain as a sufferer of IBS issues myself. They're not getting shamed for the number two. They're not getting shamed for all number two. They're not getting shamed for all those things, those cute things,

like you say, Jess, that he says. You're getting shamed for not being ladies. So, there's no excuse for that. So,

I'm sorry, but they did, and they beat the lady down. Yes, they needed to get shamed because they're grown women and there's no reason why you should be acting like that.

Absolutely. You get shamed for doing what you did, right? Because if a kid, if my kid came to your house just and did that, what would you do? I would clean, I wouldn't make your kid clean it up.

But you would call me and say something when you should have. No, no, that's the thing. I would say something to you. I'm not going to say nothing to the kid. And I'll only say something to you if I feel like, you know, because anything could have set her stomach off. You get what I'm saying?

And I do understand. No, we need to practice and normalize being ladylike and treating outside bathrooms like our own, like we do, you know. But I wouldn't say anything to the kid. I would say something to you if I felt like it was done on purpose. I agree with what you're saying, though, man. Because that's what I was saying during Donkey Natalie. Yeah. Because it's the fact that they left

the bathroom a mess yeah you know what i mean you wouldn't do that at your own house see the problem with the problem with this is right so let's say you do go to the bathroom and let's say you do make a little bit of a mess right you shouldn't how do you clean it right there is no light saw yeah they're like how do you clean yeah like there is no you know paper towels like no you can't clean it i'm a different type of pooper. I'm a very neat pooper. Like, I don't just be going and just... Yeah, but that's what that's about. Sometimes you can't be a neat pooper.

Yeah, sometimes it doesn't. Yes. Well, that's what y'all get for pooping in public places. I think people who poop in, like, restaurants and people who poop in, like, on the airplane, they should be arrested. See, but this is the thing. Oh, my God.

If people got to poop on an airplane or poop on a restaurant, it's going to be an explosion. Why would you want to poop there? Because you don't want to. Yeah, but this is the thing. Oh, my God. If people got to poop on an airplane or poop on a restaurant, it's going to be an explosion. Why would you want to poop there? Because you don't want to. Yeah, but I'm just saying, yo, for instance, my boyfriend's a truck driver. So sometimes you have to. And we have female truck drivers.

We have women that do that, too. Well, you don't have to. I mean, you don't need to. I mean, you don't want to, but you have to sometimes. That's why truck drivers have girlfriends in different cities so they can go to people's houses. Yeah, all right. Oh, see what he's trying to do there? Don't play with me. See what he to people's houses. Yeah, all right. Oh, see what he's trying to do there?

Don't play with me. See what he's trying to do there? Don't play with me. See what he's trying to do there? See, see? See, I'll be on your side, and you'll be shooting at me. Oh, my God. But the bazooka needs to go for him.

You see what he's trying to say? You see what he's just trying to put in there? I did, I did. Now, when you leave here, you're about to get in an argument for no reason, because Charlamagne just put that in your head. What? That was not what I was talking about. Yeah, so we off of that.

What's the moral of the story? I don't know, Jeff. What's the moral of the story? I don't know, Jess What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is In Florida, anything can happen That is true And everybody is the same color Nobody is black and white

And mixed in Florida Everybody is one, just Florida Now we got Jess with the mess Coming up, what are we talking about? Oh, it's so good Y'all gonna have to see it When I talk about it She ain't got nothing yet

Yeah, she ain't got nothing yet. Just with the message, we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Everything is depressing these days. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed?

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No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.

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I am. And let's get to Jess with the mess. Yes. The news is real. Where is Jess Hilarious? Jessica Robin Moore. Jess don't do no lying. Tick tock.

Made it. This is the rumor report. I don't do that. Stop. It's Jess with the mess. I know. On The Breakfast Club. I know they know what this is. You put a stop. Yeah, I'll clear that up a little bit. Because it sounds like you said, Jess don't do that. Stop. It's just for the message. On The Breakfast Club. I know they know what this is.

Keep it a stop. Yeah, I'll clear that up a little bit, because it sounds like you said, just don't do no lines. I don't. I mean, you don't, but it's like... Just don't do no lines. That's right.

Keep it a stop. They put the girl in there like, like, please don't put that in there. All right, look. Sexy Ray responds to a fan who wants her STD. So a little wild... I know, right? How you just start with that? That's what... Every time I see Sexy Ray responds to a fan who wants her STD. So a little while back. I know, right?

How you just start with that? Every time I see Sexy Ray in the headline, I be like, wow, why she didn't said this? Alright, but anyway. A little while back, Sexy Ray got a lot of attention for saying that she trusted the wrong guy that gave her chlamydia twice. And we know that she has never been shy about the details of her sex life because she told my video guy when he asked her a question about her bucket list and we got that audio she this is my video guy i lost work we met her just on the scene at an event and this was she said to him straight off the rip you got what's on your bucket list for this year? Get a lot of holes. You know it.

What'd she say? F a lot of. F a lot of. N-I-G-G-A-S. That's what she said. And he asked her again. He was like, hold on. What you mean by that?

As if he didn't know. But he just wanted to hear it again. And she said, F a lot of, yeah. Like, you heard what I said. Like, yeah. I'll tell you one thing. Spending the block on chlamydia is nuts. Who said she got chlamydia twice from the same person?

Same person. Same person. How do you double back on the chlamydia? Yeah, so obviously we know that it was either a back and forth thing. Like, they kept branding each other back and forth. Well, he never stopped messing with the girl who gave it to him. And that's how he gave it to Seth and Ray. Oh, he never got treated.

Yeah, he never got treated. Yeah, he never got treated. So, yeah, and that could have been a boyfriend or whatever. But she had some more to say to Lil Yachty on the podcast. That's what she said. My a** called me the next day and was like, you had a condom in your trash can and stuff. I'm like, that wasn't my condom.

I don't use condoms, baby. I'm the raw dog queen. So, that didn't come from me. Fair enough. Yeah. Let's get into that. to that you know what makes you the queen the queen I do and they make you stink and they stink they smell like fish I don't think that's what the condom you smelling baby what are you talking

about that's not a flex you can't be out here bragging about raw dog and random yeah that's not no what happened to safe sex advertisements yeah and then ain't that ain't that's funny because the name of the podcast is called a safe place loyalty podcast called safe place yo but more but more recently than that everybody been saying that she's you know open about this or whatever so one of her fans had posted i want the std on on uh instagram and tagged her and and his location was the health department i don't know if he was trolling her okay or he really really wanted that std because he said he spelled it with money in the street so that that might be the way to get her right but she she retweeted it i mean reposted it and said it's gone now and my

i took i didn't took my meds so she got health insurance now yeah yeah i'll tell you something else there's a lot of condoms that have aromas and flavors uh strawberry banana orange apple but i ain't never seen no fish one i never did either i don't don't think that is condom. I don't think fish is a, yeah, I don't think fish is a smell. They got Durex Pleasure Fruits but not Durex Pleasure Fish. And to be honest with you,

when you keep letting somebody raw dog, that's how, that, that, can I say C-O-O-C-H-I-E? Coochie? Yeah.

Yes. Alright, cause I don't know. I'm not trying to spell it out. I'm trying to spell it out. I don't know. It's like, oh, you don't know how to spell. I can't read but you don't know. It's like, oh, you don't know how to spell.

I can't read, but you don't know how to spell. I was thinking, what's she just spelled? Exactly. Coochie. Oh, K-E-W-C-H-I-E. Coochie.

Right? So when you keep letting somebody raw dog you up in there, like I'm telling you, that's the inside of something. We don't have penises. We have something that you got to go up inside.

So that, all that dark bacteria, all that stuff, like you you can't you got a way of condom and I know that double packet chlamydia got a smell to it double pay you get chlamydia twice I know it smell on the second time took meds or not it's like no maybe you shouldn't be the raw dog queen boo if we have something else people eat breakfast with people oh well guess who ain't us and this is called the breakfast club I ain't never have a piece of food up here in my life. You got breakfast right there. All right, look.

They can't see it. Cameron and Mace signed a deal for their sports podcast. This is actually good. Give it to them. Congratulations. Please, Bones. Absolutely. There you go. That's good.

Congrats to Cameron and Mace. It was reported that they signed a huge deal for their sports podcast. It is what it is. Reports haven't been revealed an exact number. And I don't think it should. I don't think that we should know exactly what the it is. Reports haven't been revealed an exact number, and I don't think it should. I don't think that we should know exactly what the number is. All we know is that it's going to help Mace get back on his feet.

Cam and Mace are expected to... Come on, we know Cam got money. You know, he got money. Mace is good. What? He's performing. I'm sure he's so stupid. You know who he has? Who he has?

Bobby O'Foren has signed to Mace. Right, remember, he was just this. I'm complaining, too, because Mace was trying to do the same thing that they did to him. Could you just tell that man congratulations and keep it moving? All right. Congratulations. Couple of clues, bub, from Mace and Cam. All right.

Good. They're getting a big deal. This is real good. The first season of the podcast got a lot of attention and featured guests like Stephen A. Smith, Ice Cube, Brandon Marshall, Andre Drummond, and many more. It was originally hosted on Cam's Come and Talk to Me podcast network YouTube, but the report says that the next season will be in partnership

with sports. I think that's really dope. They're going to be able to bet on gigantic, I mean on giant underdog fantasy. Fantasy football? It's a fantasy football league, right? Underdog fantasy? So you're going to be able to bet with them. fantasy football? Yeah, it's a fantasy football league, right? Underdog fantasy? Oh, it's like a gambling site.

So you're going to be able to bet with them. That's okay, cool. So their deal is set to last for 18 months. Okay, so a year and a half. Congratulations to the Hilton brothers. Congrats. I think that's dope. And they're going to be able to have money to make the set, to improve the set and give them a better version of the show.

This is going to be good. I think we got audio too. Yeah, let me hear what it's all about. money to make the set to improve the set and give them a better version of the show and this is gonna be good i think we got we got audio too yeah let me hear what hip-hop is 50 years old and i've been doing this 25 years old so if you don't reinvent yourself you're gonna be looking at a 1997 camera but thank you so much and now you got a sports show which is so cool now i know you went to basketball yeah right so this perfectly, I can see the pathway here. Yeah. So what happened is this. They've been coming to me for years to do a podcast and do this type of thing and that type of thing.

And I'm like, see, you're better than me. I don't want to talk to people for a living if that's going to make my living. So I'm like, I love sports and I need to be on television. People always offer me things to do on television. So I'm like, let me create my own show, not somebody give me a show, and see how it goes. And it's been really successful so far.

Very dope, man. Dropping the clues bombs, it is what it is, once again. You know what's so funny? What, Diddy going through May's old bad boy contract right now to see if he's old anymore? Absolutely. That's the first of almost. And then 5-0 too, probably.

I can get some of my money back from this. But anyway, listen, yo, i think it's so funny um yo you made me lose my damn train of thought because you know i was ready to go crazy oh no cam and what black people say or anybody say yo they've been coming to me uh to do this for years like they who's there y'all the same day you be talking about when you say they said such and such and such and such same people you be talking about When you say They said Such and such and such and such Same people you be talking about Yo, Cam, buddy Everybody just want me on TV

Like, you know They been coming to me Cam probably not lying, though Because they been coming to Cam To do stuff like You know, reality shows Yeah Absolutely reality shows

And that man can act He killed and paid in full They did They have been coming Oh, for sure Yeah, people been coming to Cam For stuff like that Alright

Okay Well, that is Jess with the mess. Yes, and the news is real always and I never lie. Allegedly. We'll be back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

People's Choice mixes up next. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, this weekend, Jess, you out and about. Where you at?

Yes, I'm in Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone Friday and Saturday. Guys, get your tickets if you have not yet. JessHilariousOfficial.com or FunnyBone.com. Columbus, Ohio. the Funny Bone Friday and Saturday. Guys, get your tickets if you have not yet. JessHilariousOfficial.com or FunnyBone.com. Columbus, Ohio. I will be there.

Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Yes. And if you're in the tri-state, you know it's my last car show of the year. Of course, kids five and under are absolutely positively free. So bring the kitties out. And of course, it's going to be cars, amusement rides, games, and a whole bunch of things going on. So can't wait to see you guys. And also, Jess just did a quick drive-by today.

You know what I'm saying? She don't got time to be here with us, you know, for longer. She said she might come back soon, though. Yeah, I might. I might. I got a lot of things going on, y'all. But I still love y'all. Damn.

Damn. And I will be back. That's why I can't come back and do a full week. We know you busy. Yeah. But it's all right. I will be back. She might be back soon. Okay. Yes. All right. I busy. Yeah, but it's all right. I will be back. You might be back soon.

Okay. Yes. All right. I love when it's y'all, too. I just love it. Who else is going to be here? Who else is up there? Exactly.

I just love it when it's y'all, too, and Tesla Figueroa. Oh, and what I want to say is, because earlier you definitely tried me with Jadavian Clowney. Yes. So, yes. I didn't mean to say that he was just drafted to the nfl i meant to say that the ravens just got him yeah he's been playing for 10 years yeah nine years they he's been playing for almost a decade okay yeah but now to have obj jadavian and um lamar is gonna be crazy for the ravens now i'm not saying i'm a

ravens fan but i'm from, and I have to pay attention. And my bad, Jadavious. I didn't know that you've been playing for 10 years. I'm a Cowboy fan, but I'm not rooting against the Ravens because Jadavious is from South Carolina. And he's really good. He is. He was in the former number one draft pick.

So, Clowney about to take them to the top. He made a lot of money. He made a lot of money. Just don't get nobody pregnant in Baltimore just then. That could happen. Yeah, very much. Very much. Yes.

All right, when we come back, we got the positive note and more, so don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time to get up out of here. Charlamagne, you got some positivity for the people?

I do, but you know who I want to shout out, man? I want to salute to Dr. Joseph Puma at Soarin' Medical. I want to talk more about Dr. Puma later, but I went there yesterday and got the Soarin' Heart Scan. Yep. It's the coronary CT scan with heart flow. Let me tell you something, man. Cardiovascular disease is the leading cause of death globally,

and y'all know over the last several months, I've gotten every single cardiovascular test you could possibly get, but this one right here was absolutely the best. Really literally show you your heart like within minutes after you get it and you can see if you got calcification they can see if you got blocked age if the heart is enlarged all kind of stuff and if there's issues they can take care of you right then and there okay well so salute to Dr. Joseph send me that number oh I definitely will salute to Dr. Joseph yeah all right positive note is simply this. Always remember being in your own energy and unaffected by others' energy is a superpower.

Oh, yeah. I like that. Breakfast club, bitches! You all finished or you all done? Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine.

I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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