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Episode Date: June 6, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,
Starting point is 00:00:46 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids
Starting point is 00:01:42 and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone.
Starting point is 00:02:02 The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Nine months before Rosa, it was called a woman. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. They're listening to The Breakfast Club. Thank y'all for being like cultural leaders. You guys are family. The Breakfast Club is where people get their information on the topics, on the artists, and everything like that. I'm gonna love that. You guys were nice.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Everybody got me all nervous. Like, you guys are gonna love it. What do you mean? Let's not go on. Yeah. You're locked into the world's most dangerous morning show. More dangerous than the Bronx. If you want to break this club, you ain't gonna bring it 120.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Might as well not come up here. Oh, my Jesus. This is how I do it? That's right. Getall do up here? That's right. Get up out the beds and listen to the greatest show on earth. Good morning, yes. You did that good though.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I tried. That was too many yo's. I couldn't count the yo's. Yeah. How you feeling though? I feel good. I actually feel good. I had a lot of rest.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Yo, me and Nya went to the movies last night, right? And we saw my sister Nya. And we saw the movie Strangers. Yo, you know what I hate about movies? Yo, they keep remaking movies that they've been making over years. And they're so predictable. I hate when I can sit in the movie and be like, yo, this is going to happen. And it happens.
Starting point is 00:04:32 And you know everything. I hate that, yo. That's why y'all be wondering why I'm on TV. Because there's nothing good in the theaters. Every now and then we'd get a good one. So you didn't really love it? No, I went to sleep. If I go to sleep, that means it's not catching my attention.
Starting point is 00:04:44 You're just not pregnant? You're just tired? Yeah, that yeah that too but yo it just wasn't good yo man dang well yesterday was my uh son's 10 year uh 10 year birthday and he's a huge michael jackson fan oh my god so i took him to see the michael jackson musical on broadway and when i say he had such an amazing time i mean mean, it was so dope just to see how they transitioned from song and just go through Michael Jackson's whole life, him starting off with the Jackson 5 and him
Starting point is 00:05:13 performing at the Apollo to growing up to the Grammys, him doing it on his own and his toxic relationship with his father and how he kind of disliked his father because his father was really pushing him to do things and he wanted to just be a kid and his father wanted perfection and how they go through all of that and they go through the dance moves and they did, of course, the moonwalk and that legendary lean that he does.
Starting point is 00:05:35 My son tries to do it all the time. Yeah, and bust his ass all the time. To the dance and thriller. It was just a dope, good show. It was a feel-good show. We felt great after the show. We were really, really rocking. My wife, my daughter, and him.
Starting point is 00:05:49 He was just so excited to go for his birthday. If you do get a chance to come to New York or you live in New York, the Michael Jackson musical is dope. It brings back memories. It doesn't matter what age you are because everybody knows Michael Jackson songs. It made me think, when Apple did that 100 Greatest Albums, there's no way in hell Michael Jackson wasn't number one. There's no way in hell Michael Jackson was not number one on that list.
Starting point is 00:06:14 No disrespect to Lauren, no disrespect to anybody on that list, but I can't figure a better album than any of Michael Jackson's albums, whether it's the Thriller album, the Off the Wall album. He just had hits and countless hits and no skips. The way his mind was of making these records, nah. They couldn't tie Michael Jackson's shoes. Literally.
Starting point is 00:06:33 You know what I was going to do this morning, but I figured y'all called me a clown, especially you. I was going to dress up like Michael Jackson. Because I was so hyped when I got home. Because I was hyped. I was going to wear the black pants with the loafers, with the white socks. It's not his birthday. It's not his anniversary. And I think you were was going to wear the black pants with the loafers, with the white socks. It's not his birthday. It's not his anniversary.
Starting point is 00:06:48 And I think you were just going to do it. I was just going to do it. Okay, let's get the show started. All right. All right. Well, let's get the show started. Marlon Wayans, comedian Marlon Wayans will be joining us. He has a new special, Good Grief.
Starting point is 00:07:00 It's streaming on Prime Video. So we're going to be kicking it with Marlon Wayans. Marlon Wayans has a bunch of these specials. He said last time, he said they're already done in his head, so he just has to knock them out and do them. And this is one of them. So we're going to kick it with Marlon Wayans in a second. And front page news, Morgan Wood will be joining us at OCO Anywhere.
Starting point is 00:07:16 It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ G. Jess Hilarious. Oh, yeah, Jess Hilarious. You heard the mixtape echo? No, I didn't Charlamagne Tha Guy We are the Breakfast Club
Starting point is 00:07:28 Let's get into some front page news Good morning Morgan Former President Good morning y'all Sound like old school echo Yeah yeah Well let's get into it Former President Donald Trump's election subversion case in Georgia is now on pause.
Starting point is 00:07:47 A Georgia court of appeals indefinitely paused the case against the former president and several of his co-defendants until a panel of judges rules on whether Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis should be removed. Trump's legal team is pushing to disqualify Willis over her relationship with a special prosecutor she hired to lead the case. Now, Trump and more than a dozen of his allies are charged with racketeering for efforts to overturn the 2020 election in Georgia. That's good news for former President Trump that, you know, that case is on pause. But with the good news comes the bad news.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Trump's gun license will likely be revoked after the guilty verdict in his hush money trial. He was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records and gun licenses are usually revoked after the guilty verdict in his hush money trial he was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records and gun licenses are usually revoked after um convictions yeah so a spokesperson for the new york police department said his gun license for new york city has been suspended upon his indictment of course he is scheduled to be sentenced on july 11th now we have we have this echo but i don't know why this echo is there, but I would say, why does he really need a gun license? He has security 24
Starting point is 00:08:48 7, right? And we pay for that security so he definitely doesn't need a gun license. It's true, but you know, that's their thing, you know, talking about the rights and what rights are being restricted and this and that so, here we go. And speaking of firearms, YouTube is restricting some firearm content for young users
Starting point is 00:09:04 rightfully so. The company announced that starting June 18th, content showing homemade firearms, automatic firearms, and certain accessories will be age-restricted. Content showing how to remove safety devices will also be banned under the new rules. A big tech watchdog company, the Tech Transparency Project, called the move a step in the right direction, but questioned why did it take so much time? And just when I thought we were done with Corey Harris, man, the man who went viral for joining court via Zoom while allegedly driving on a suspended license, but then later it found out that it was a clerical error
Starting point is 00:09:36 that the judge lifted the suspension two years ago and all that stuff, well, he's back in jail because apparently he never had a license, only a state-issued ID. Judge J. cedric simpson simpson of washington law county and made that discovery after going through court records let's hear from him but i will tell you first of all with any reference to your client having had a license on that day. And some indication or misunderstanding as to whether he had a license.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Let me make it very clear based on what the courts have said. He has never had a license. He has never had a license in the other 49 states in commonwealths that form a discrepancy. He has never had a license in point of fact when they suspended his license and what people don't understand when they suspended his license in sagal they don't suspend the license they suspend the privilege to drive in this state hence for example, if he had a Kentucky license,
Starting point is 00:10:46 he wouldn't be able to drive everywhere that Kentucky would allow him to drive. He just couldn't drive in Michigan because his privileges had been restricted. Yeah, so apparently in Michigan you can have an ID, which that might have been
Starting point is 00:10:57 the clerical error, which he needed to renew at the time, or a driver's license, but you cannot have both. So Corey Harris, we need to wrap this story up at this point. So he never had a license. That's what he's saying.
Starting point is 00:11:07 He never had a license. So when Charlemagne gave him the donkey today, it was true. He never had a license, but then Charlemagne took it back because we thought he had a license, but we're saying now that he never had a license. So now we gotta give him the donkey again. Damn it, man.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Jesus. Damn it, man. That's the Front's home. He's home. Jesus. Damn it, man. All right. Well, thank you, Monica. That's the front page news. I'll see y'all next hour. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:11:30 And I just want to tell everybody that Governor Hochul, right now, she actually suspended the congestion pricing. So, you know, the congestion price was supposed to start at the end of the month. Yeah. So, right now, it's suspended. It's probably suspended because it's a politics season and they want to make sure that nobody's voting against the democrats saying the democrats did something wrong so as of right now it's suspended so we don't have to worry about the congestion pricing and if you don't know what congestion pricing is they put all these devices
Starting point is 00:11:56 up all over new york city so when you actually drive in the city you get charged for it so if you get charged for coming over the bridge you get charged for being in the city and this was a big plan because a lot of the other cities around the country were looking to see how much money this raised and how it reduced traffic. So the fact that it stopped will save people hundreds and thousands of dollars yearly. So that is a good thing. So drop a bomb for Governor Hochul. I don't know if I said her name right. Governor Hochul or Hochul.
Starting point is 00:12:21 One of the others. Hochul. All right. Well, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. Charlamagne will be here in a second.
Starting point is 00:12:33 It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. I'm darling. I'm darling. Hey, what you doing, man? I'm darling. I'm calling you.
Starting point is 00:12:43 This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Don Shaw. Don Shaw, what's up? Get it off your chest, brother.
Starting point is 00:12:57 What's going on, man? I'm just calling about them congestion prices out there. What I heard, the cab drivers roll down on them yeah governor something yep yeah so they said 100 yellow cabs came to the uh i guess the president's house or her job damn yeah so i i like how they did that they protested because man i just don't like how they sending all that money overseas but yet yet you're still taxing us. Right. I'm not understanding when you're sending it over there for the wars, billions and billions of dollars,
Starting point is 00:13:32 but yet you're taxing us because I'm over here in Jersey, and you're taxing us just for what? To stay in the city, chill, parlay in the city, and we're trying to make, especially them cab drivers, Uber drivers, and them Lyft drivers. That's nuts to me. You know, the crazy thing about it is is charlemagne says this and i agree when you go to these other countries a lot of these other countries they don't have as many cars as we do like they they they pretty much force you to use the public transportation whether it's the subway or the train system or you know the bus system but it's so much cleaner it's so much nicer and so much safer and i feel like if it was that clean here i think people wouldn't have a problem with it if the
Starting point is 00:14:10 crime wasn't as crazy here i don't think people would have a problem with it but if i gotta risk my life to come to work every day because i don't know who's gonna be on that subway with me i'm i'm good i'll pass yeah and Yeah. And the crazy thing about it is just one main problem that New York has that just has yet to be resolved, and that's just the rats alone. Well, thank you for calling in, brother. Shout out to you,
Starting point is 00:14:36 DJ Envy, for you coming to Jersey, Atlantic City soon. Any more real estate seminars, anything? I'm trying to pull up me and my people. Now I'm doing a car show uh august 17th in new jersey which is going to be like a family fun so if you got kids come on out uh we try to make it affordable as possible i just know that the prices are everything that's going up so if you got any kids five and under free there's free parking it's going to be every celebrity car that you could think of from cardi b offset cash coban
Starting point is 00:15:03 base swag french mont, 50 and more. So I would love to see you out there if you can get out there, brother. Hello, who's this? Yes, sir. This is J.A. from Indie. J.A., what's up? Get it off your chest, brother. Yeah, so when you went to go see, take your son to see Michael Jackson,
Starting point is 00:15:17 you made me think about, man, we got to be more open and put our kids onto more stuff, into the arts, because we got to expose them to different stuff besides sports and video games and you name it, because then we can raise the bar and change the expectations of our future. Yeah, if you're just joining us, I was telling earlier that I took my son to see the Michael Jackson musical. That's his favorite artist.
Starting point is 00:15:37 But the thing with Broadway, Broadway is just very expensive. So it's hard to afford those tickets. Those tickets are expensive to go on Broadway. So that's why I know a lot of people don't necessarily go. But that Michael Jackson musical was just like a huge family reunion. People had such a good time. And like I said, I can't see how Apple didn't put Michael Jackson's album number one.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Just his influence, the music he made. I've seen that twice. You should have saw it when Trevor Jackson was on it. Not Trevor Jackson. Miles, what was Miles' last name? Miles Frost. Oh my God. It was dope. When I went there yesterday, they was like,
Starting point is 00:16:15 Sean will be here a couple times with his family. I took my mother-in-law, my father-in-law. That's who I took the second time. That play is incredible. That play is good. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Time to get it off your chest. Wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed. It's time to get up and get something. Call up now. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:16:43 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hello, Breakfast Club. This is Landis Todd from River Rouge, Michigan. I just wanted to give a shout-out to The Breakfast Club, DJ Envy, Jess. Congratulations to you. Thank you. And Charlamagne Tha God.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I wanted to actually tell you, man, I watched you on the 11th Hour on Seppi Ruh last night. Yeah, I was on there last night, yep. Okay, okay. Yeah, I watched you on the 11th Hour last night, man. And I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. And I watched you on Seppi Ruh, and I watched the whole interview, man. And it was just so gravitating to everything that you were saying.
Starting point is 00:17:21 And, you know, you're speaking about your book. The name of the book. Oh, Get Honest or Die Lying. Why Small Talk Sucks. Yes, yes. Get Honest or Die Lying. Yes. You were speaking on some things, man.
Starting point is 00:17:32 They're just like so gravitating to me. And I just want to give you your flowers now, man. You're a deep brother, man. I listen to you all the time. We about the same age. I'm 45, man. And, you know, you just, you are the culture. So I just wanted to give you a shout out. And I actually want to pick I'm 45, man. And, you know, you just, you are the culture.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So I just wanted to give you a shout out. And I actually want to pick up that book, too. I want to pick up the book, too. It's available right now, man. Get on us at that line. Why Small Talk Sucks. Wherever you buy books. And thank you to everybody out there for making it a national bestseller, man.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I really appreciate it. Absolutely. Hello, who's this? Good morning. Good morning, Chaz. Good morning, DJ Envy. Good morning. I'm from Jersey. What's up, brother? Yo, who's this? Good morning. Good morning, Chaz. Good morning, DJ Envy. Good morning. From Jersey.
Starting point is 00:18:08 What's up, brother? Yo, this morning, I hope you remember, you had told me my intro imitation was trash. Do it again. Let me hear it. What happened? I said do it again, then. Let me hear it. No, I'm not doing it again. You said it was trash, but this morning You tried to imitate Charlamagne
Starting point is 00:18:25 That was not it That was trash too I couldn't do the yo's I couldn't do the yo yo yo I couldn't got to know the yo Who was in that trash He just gave up early Weird but I got you
Starting point is 00:18:36 I got tickets to your show You have vendors and everything Like trucks Like food All that extra shit Yeah so The show is August 17th And it's a family fun day. You know, I got six kids, so I invite everybody to bring their kids.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And we're going to have food trucks, all types of cars. Cars from Cardi B, Offset, French Montana 50, Cash Cobain, Bay Swag, just to name a few. Bikes, trucks, food trucks. We're going to have amazing food there. And, of course, there's like a kiddie park for rides and a section for jumpies, obstacle courses, gaming trucks. We're going to have amazing food there. And of course there's like a kiddie park for rides and a section for jumpies, obstacle courses, gaming trucks. And we actually shout to East Jeep. They're going to be actually giving somebody
Starting point is 00:19:12 a family in need a free lease for two years. So they're going to have a car for two years. Absolutely positively free. So like I said, it's parking is free. Kids under five are free. There's going to be free haircuts for kids. We just try to do something where we have fun as a family and also give back. So if you haven't got your tickets, we still got early bird tickets.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Get your tickets. And, homie, I can't wait to see you, brother. Yep. All right. Y'all have a good day. You sound very white. You too, brother. Homie, I can't wait to see you, brother.
Starting point is 00:19:39 He's like an undercover cop. Please don't buy no weed from this man. Homie, can't wait to see you, brother. This guy's wearing a wire, y'all. Yo, I almost came in dressed like Michael Jackson today. I was so in a Michael Jackson mood after watching the musical last night. Man, we've been telling you to go see that play, man. I just haven't had time, but it was my celebrity.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Come in here and dress up like him. Don't ever do that. I almost did. The loafers with the white socks. I almost did. Nah, that play is incredible that play is dope and if you would have saw
Starting point is 00:20:06 with Miles from Miles Miles is a superstar but it's still a fantastic fantastic play you know it's funny about with Michael Jackson cause everybody be like you know they be like
Starting point is 00:20:14 Bill Cosby was about to buy NBC that's why they took him down Michael Jackson really owned half of the music industry the Beatles catalog like literally black artists white artists
Starting point is 00:20:24 it did not matter he literally owned half of the whole music industry publishing. The Beatles catalog. Like literally, black artists, white artists, it did not matter. He literally owned half of the whole music industry publishing. And if you look at even what's going on now with him and the IRS and his family
Starting point is 00:20:32 and how they're trying to keep the family from the money, it's like, that was a person they would take out or attempt to take out. And then the dope thing
Starting point is 00:20:40 about it is when you watch the show, you see how much he bet on himself. Like when he did that Dangerous tour, he was like, oh, have this this amount of money to spend he was like all right well let's let's you know sell the catalog let's you know mortgage out neverland ranch i wanted to have it my way so it was pretty dope man it was it was very very dope if you get a
Starting point is 00:20:57 chance definitely go check it out get it off your chest 800-585-1051. Now, we got Jess with the Mess coming up. Yes, Adrian Broner basically told us something that the judges would be interested in. Oh, boy. A clown. Oh, boy. Alright. We'll get to that next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ
Starting point is 00:21:21 NB, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club Club let's get to Jess with the mess that wasn't my newest intro but thanks for bringing that one back um Lord Dirk opens up about a rehab journey. So an interview of Lord Dirk is circulating. Shout out to Bat Grid and Brown Girl Grinding. And this is what he had to say. We got word that you were in rehab.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Yeah. Can we talk about that a little bit? No, we good. We good. I want to embrace it, you know what I'm saying? Because it helped me a lot. Helped you a lot? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So I want people to not run from it or be shot from it. You know what I'm saying? What was that like for you. Helped you a lot. Yeah, so I want people to not run from it or be shocked from it. You know what I'm saying? What was that like for you? I don't want to even say it was tough at first. It was tough at first, but it ain't that tough because I really knew what I wanted. I'm saying I knew what was holding me back. And what was that? What did you want?
Starting point is 00:22:15 I wanted better. You know what I'm saying? I wanted a better man, a better father, a better leader. You know what I'm saying? But more action. So I had to make sure that self was good before, you know, anybody else. Before rehab, what was your mental state like? Moving fast, making excuses, letting the drugs take over me.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Drugs? Yeah, just like the codeine and everything. Is that what it was, this codeine? Yeah, Xanax. But it don't make me, you know what I'm saying? Dropping the clues bombs for Lil Durk, man. Absolutely. We love to see black men healing.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And hopefully the rest of the generation follows Lil Durk's lead. Nobody actually knew that he was in rehab. Because he has a huge influence with the youth. And the fact that they see that one of his idols, one of their idols is actually trying to get better. And being better and going to rehab and taking care of himself, his mental and his health. He's been talking about that. His last album was called what? Almost Healed?
Starting point is 00:23:03 Almost Healed. Almost Healed, yeah. And man, just salute to that, brother. That's a great thing to say during men's mental health, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he checked himself into rehab when he realized he needed help, you know? So I think that was good that he had the willpower to do that. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. Start your own country. I planted the flag and just kind of looked out of like this is mine. I own this.
Starting point is 00:23:27 It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson the First, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my god. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs,
Starting point is 00:24:26 and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves, for self-preservation and protection. It was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab,
Starting point is 00:26:43 blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together. Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by. You know who they are. Sydney, Allison, and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, host of the Happiness Lab podcast. As the U.S. elections approach,
Starting point is 00:27:27 it can feel like we're angrier and more divided than ever. But in a new, hopeful season of my podcast, I'll share what the science really shows, that we're surprisingly more united than most people think. We all know something is wrong in our culture, in our politics, and that we need to do better and that we can do better. With the help of Stanford psychologist Jamil Zaki. It's really tragic. If cynicism were a pill, it'd be a poison.
Starting point is 00:27:54 We'll see that our fellow humans, even those we disagree with, are more generous than we assume. My assumption, my feeling, my hunch is that a lot of us are actually looking for a way to disagree and still be in relationships with each other. All that on the Happiness Lab. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Kendrick announced his upcoming performance.
Starting point is 00:28:22 So Kendrick said he outside yesterday, he calmly dropped a post in his Instagram story announcing that he'll be doing a show in L.A. June 19th. The event is called Ken and Friends, but he didn't reveal who any of the friends will be. The presale tickets go on sale today and they become available to the general public tomorrow. Meanwhile, Drake deleted all his Kendrick disses from Instagram. So people thought like he was moving on from the beef or whatever. But then he shared a picture of himself with a caption that said,
Starting point is 00:28:50 the only yes man around me is my Rolex dealer. Okay. People think the caption is addressing the fact that Kendrick questioned the loyalty and strength of Drake's crew. Let me tell you something, man. June 10th at the Forum in LA, Kendrick Lamar performing Not Like Us for the first time.
Starting point is 00:29:11 That's God, bro. I'm sorry, man. Like, that's one of those things that you might have to get on a flight to go see. If you can get tickets. I'm sure it's probably sold out by then.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Those shit tickets are on sale tomorrow, right? Yeah, the pre-sale tickets are already on sale they're gonna be sold in two minutes yeah absolutely I know I said I can't fly
Starting point is 00:29:28 I can't fly no more I'm gonna leave the stomach home and I'm gonna go like I really would love to go I would love to go too I gotta be in LA
Starting point is 00:29:34 on the 14th for a book signing but I would fly back out there for that Juneteenth Kendrick Lamar black ass Kendrick Lamar on Juneteenth
Starting point is 00:29:41 doing Not Like Us yes can you imagine Kendrick saying to a crowd of black people, y'all can't say nigga no more? Nigga no more. I don't know, man. By ratios, y'all might want
Starting point is 00:29:52 to stay home for that one, man. I don't know. That's Juneteenth. That's going to be blackity black black in there. You hear me? Well, good. Hopefully we do get there.
Starting point is 00:30:00 We're able to go and see that. Adrian Bronner threatens opponents. So Adrian Bronner set to fight Blair blair cobs on june 7th uh actually tomorrow at the seminole hard rock hotel and casino in florida and they did their final press conference before the fight um things got crazy don't play no games because my got guns with them bro and and i'm dead serious bro and all i gotta do is point and they gonna blow and me and my we didn't already beat bodies And they still looking for me and every charge been acquitted my so don't come up here playing don't don't make no false moves I'm not playing. I'm not little I'm not I will smack the shot you much
Starting point is 00:30:36 So we go we will promote the fight, but just be respectful don't do no dumb, and I'm serious, bro I'm dead serious mother shoot you in your you ain't about none of that you's a boy he's june i'm gonna show you june 7th my he's angry you big mad i'm gonna beat that off your nails boy you will use the physical boy are you fighting the game man jesus yeah during pride during pride what's up that's crazy hopefully he don't get beat to beat up the dude is really he is for real? That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, that sounds like it, right? Yeah, and I would love to see that.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Is he? Like, yeah. We can't just throw that on him if we don't know. I don't know. We'll see. I don't know either, allegedly. Yeah, he's allegedly. How literal do we take Adrian Broner?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Because I saw media posting things like he potentially admitted to the murder. But I'm like, i grew up with mike tyson talking crazy before fights you know what i'm saying i mean mike tyson said he'll eat a couple of kids i eat your kids i'll f you in the butt till you love me yeah but not some people rather be dead or some people don't like it but not ever i got bodies that they still looking for me for like what shut up what are you talking about did he always do it to get beat up somewhere and then be on on online time oh yeah i did it for the hood no you didn't you didn't even do it my gosh remember when deontay wilder said he want to kill
Starting point is 00:31:54 somebody in the ring boxes talk crazy so i'm just wondering how literal should we take it and if it wasn't adrian brona would we be taking it literally? If anybody did that, we'll say he's a fool. I don't know. There's no difference. You sound crazy. I got bodies I beat. I got to quit it for it. Brian Garcia was talking crazy before he fight.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Boxers talk crazy before their fights. Yeah, well, I do remember Devin Haney's father like, my son better kill him. Kill him. And Devin was looking at him like, what? But boxers do. Boxers talk crazy before fights
Starting point is 00:32:26 I don't know how literal we should take Adrian should we take it as anything other than entertainment but why would you shoot him cause you're gonna get beat up exactly
Starting point is 00:32:32 I just wanna fight now if Adrian actually does have bodies that's stupid that's like rap right like a rapper putting it in his ears so if he actually
Starting point is 00:32:40 does have bodies that's stupid has he ever really been acquitted of a body I don't know I never heard of that we never ever heard of that never that's what. Has he ever really been acquitted of a body? I don't know. I never heard of that. We never ever heard of that.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Never. That's what I'm saying. But you have to do it. Just want to fight. I just want to fight. That's what he said. You big man. All I want to do is fight you. AB, you better win that fight, boy.
Starting point is 00:32:56 You better. Because if you lose that fight, remember when you humped on that dude in the ring that time? Kind of like that dude might do the same to you. Remember that time when they just brought a hump on the dude in the ring oh man I do that's right
Starting point is 00:33:08 you better win that fight AB that guy right there sound like he want a little hump around definitely can't come back to the hood alright well that is
Starting point is 00:33:17 just what the mess we gonna hit below the belt too when we come back we got front page news and then Marlon Wayans will be joining us as the breakfast local morning.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy we are, the breakfast club. Let's get in some front page news. Good morning, y'all. Senate Republicans are sinking a Democratic led bill to protect access to contraception. The bill, which would prohibit the government from restricting access to contraception, failed to get enough votes to move forward on Wednesday. Republican Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said the legislation is unnecessary as there's no serious effort to restrict birth control. Let's hear from Ted Cruz. They want to use this as an issue in November to scare people,
Starting point is 00:33:58 and they don't want to talk about their own radical record. Instead, they want to falsely claim somebody is coming to take contraception. That is deliberately false because this is not about protecting this right. It is about politics for the Democrats hiding their own radical view. Yes. So on the other side of the aisle, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said Republican arguments against the bill were feeble and predictable. Let's hear from Senator Schumer. This is not a negotiable issue. This is an issue. There should be that right period, not half that right, not three quarters of that right, not for some things, but not plan B, etc. Bottom line is simple. This is
Starting point is 00:34:37 one of the most important issues facing America. Ask all the voters. and we have an obligation not to sweep it under the rug but to move forward you can't be upset that they feel that way I mean because you know I'm sure they're worried that reproductive rights will be further threatened you know after the Supreme Court overturn Roe v. Wade so absolutely yeah speaking of random threats or lack thereof or whatever this is the Congressional Black Caucus is condemning a Georgia Republican's rant against George Floyd. Floyd was a black man whose death by police four years ago triggered nationwide outrage and calls for police reform. But on Monday, GOP Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene posted on X that Democrats were still worshiping convicted felon George Floyd. The Congressional Black Caucus responded that her comments were unhinged and
Starting point is 00:35:26 unacceptable. The caucus said George Floyd did not deserve to die and that a member of Congress should have the decency to acknowledge his humanity. Just shameful. She just talked about talking too much. And a Wisconsin father who stormed the stage at his daughter's graduation
Starting point is 00:35:42 is facing a restraining order from the superintendent. He rushed. In a video gone viral at Baraboo high school's graduation Matthew Eddie rushed the stage in an effort to prevent his daughter from shaking the superintendent's hand let's hear audio from that incident away from me bro no no no no no no you need to get hey hey hey you gotta go right now yeah you can hear the crowd uh pretty disgruntled the graduates and students um and parents so the father in this case is white the daughter is white and superintendent rainy briggs is black many people are calling this racism because that's certainly what it looks
Starting point is 00:36:27 like. But it's also being reported that the father didn't want his daughter to shaking the superintendent's hand because he didn't like the way the superintendent handled bullying at the school that year. The father was charged with disorderly conduct and a temporary restraining order has been filed with a hearing pending on June 14th. Now, Wisconsin State Representative Francesca Hong took to X saying no one should have to endure this type of gross and racist conduct. Haley Wagner, a spokesperson for the school district, said in a statement, Our primary focus remains on celebrating the achievements of our graduates, and we want to ensure that the significance of this milestone and the hard work of our students are not overshadowed by this unfortunate event did you guys see that video yeah i saw it but your last comment like about because i also saw that in the comment too that the dad didn't want her to shake his hand but
Starting point is 00:37:16 in the video he moved he moved the superintendent yeah okay so maybe i didn't watch the whole thing because he told the lord the girl, didn't she stretch out? She stretched out her hand and he was like, nah, don't touch me or get away from me. So in what part of the video does her dad say, don't, like, I don't get it. Her dad rushed the stage before she could even shake the superintendent's hand. And he basically, you know, prevented her from shaking a hand. And she looked embarrassed by the whole ordeal, honestly. But yeah, they rushed.
Starting point is 00:37:53 The guy rushed the stage, preventing his daughter from shaking the superintendent's hand, supposedly due to the way that the superintendent handled bullying. And apparently there's some other issues that are coming out of that school district. But this just seems like racism from, you know, what it looks like. So we'll keep an eye on that to see what else comes out. That's your Front Page News. I'm Morgan Wood. Follow me on social media at Morgan Media and for more news coverage follow Black Information Network and BINnews.com.
Starting point is 00:38:13 All right. Thank you, Morgan. Now, Charlamagne, you was a little late today, so you missed the first Front Page News. So question, did you hear about the brother, Corey Harris? He never really had a license. Of course I heard about Corey Harris. So what do you do? You gave him a donkey and you took it back. I got to give him donkey of the day again.
Starting point is 00:38:27 People hit me yesterday making me make sure I see what's going on with this situation. They was like, oh, hell no. You took back a donkey. Now you got to give it to him again. Poor Corey, man. And then you're going to just lie on the church. You know what I'm saying? He was a church, a God-fearing man.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And it hurt his standing with the church. Yeah. Okay, Corey. All right. All right. And guess what? I think he really does have some type of high blood pressure. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:38:51 No, no, no, no, no, no. No. How do we even know he got a wife now? The man said he was taking his wife to the doctor. How do we know he's telling the truth about that? Oh, God. He's just a liar. His diagnosis back and everything.
Starting point is 00:39:02 That's right. Jesus. All right. When we come back, Marlon Wayans will be joining us. We're going to kick him with Marlon Wayans. His new special, Good Grief, is out now on Prime Video. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:39:12 The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Just Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building, Marlon Wayans. Welcome back, brother. What's happening? How y'all doing, people? Wayans. Welcome back, brother. What's happening? How y'all doing, people?
Starting point is 00:39:27 How you feeling? I'm good. Where's Charlamagne? Charlamagne had a book signing. Oh, wow. It was late. Couldn't make it back. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:34 So I don't have to hear his instigative mouth today. No. Okay, good. I'm with family. You know what I mean? Yes. Anyway, like we were saying. That's right. So good grief is out all right so when you
Starting point is 00:39:47 think of grief you never think of good so what what was your like how did you come up with good grief what is i mean i was always a charlie brown fan you know and i just and it's just like i felt like at this point in my life at 50 like life 47 life just started getting hard just you know you go through things. If you live long enough, you're going to see some dark times. Ain't that right, Charlemagne? Dark times.
Starting point is 00:40:15 He knows what I'm talking about. His skin. What it used to be. Anyway, what I'm saying, he ain't here to defend himself. I'm going to give you Dunk here today. Dunk here today goes to Charlemagne, the guy, for not being here for defend this. I'm going to give you donkey of the day. Donkey of the day goes to Charlemagne the guy for not being here for this interview. And you know, I love you, brother,
Starting point is 00:40:28 but it's wrong for you to be missing flights. You know better. You know better. Get your ass on the flight and be here when Legends is in the building. And my photo is right there. All right, so I'm going to split donkey of the day with Charlemagne
Starting point is 00:40:43 because he did put my photo on the wall. But why you put me looking like Lope Dog and why my eyes bugged out like that? I look like Country Rain. Here's the thing. My whole thing here, guys, is... What's that talk about? Good grief. Good grief.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Why do you define grief as good? Because I've been through a lot. I wanted to gift people like something like i'm i think for me as as as an artist i want to be bigger than just like jokes i need to give them something that sticks and i think life experiences a little bit of lesson and a lot of bit of like god here and there people need that right now and i want to rescue people because depression is real and I was battling depression when I lost 57, 58 people I loved
Starting point is 00:41:28 in three years and then I lost my parents so I was just like, like, I miss my mama so much. I couldn't even say the word mother. I couldn't say mother. I could,
Starting point is 00:41:39 every time I'd say, I'd start crying. I cried like Daniel Kaluuya. Yeah. I had them get out tears on you. Last you were here i actually you know i think you got the call that he was it was it was bad because i remember when you came up they were like well he just got the call so we don't know if he wants to continue with the interview and you still continue with the interview right so i got the call my dad died 15 minutes before i was going on stage. And it was a small club.
Starting point is 00:42:05 It was Flappers in L.A. And I was just kind of working out, getting ready for a bigger show. And right then and there, I got the call. My dad died. And I had two shows. So I was like, I cried in my car. I took a deep breath. I did what my dad did when he had hard days.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I talked to God. And then I was like, all right, let's go do this. Because my dad wouldn't want me to cancel the show. He'd go, you better make that money, Jack. And so I honor my parents. I do the work. And then on stage, I let the audience know, thank y'all for letting me get through this. And it was a great night.
Starting point is 00:42:37 I got two standing ovations. Is it therapy? And it wasn't because of the tears. I didn't use the tears to get the standing ovation. Yeah, of course not. I got standing ovation on the joke. Because in the afterword, I i was like my dad is dead now is it therapy for you because you talk about it a lot in in this special right and uh my son who just turned 10 a couple days ago right he was very
Starting point is 00:42:54 close to his grandmother he lost his grandmother so for a birthday he was crying right yeah uh and he cries a lot when he thinks about it right i'm not as sensitive as he is so i'm it gets to the point where i don't know what to say anymore so last night i was like you being selfish and he's crying right he looks at me like what because you know he wants people i said you're being selfish because we need i go you know if grandma was here she would be in pain she would be hurt she had dementia i said right now she's in heaven looking down and she ain't in pain so you wanted to come back down here in pain so you just gave your son a guilt conscious, a guilty conscious. He may never cry again.
Starting point is 00:43:28 But it worked. But you know why he loves her so much? Because people, parents, as they get older, they get nicer. I don't know if they trying to work their way into heaven or what, but they get nicer. My mom and dad, like your parents and your grandparents ain't going to be as nice to you as they are to your kids. You get the sweetest, sweetest version of them. So she whooped your ass. He didn't get no spankers.
Starting point is 00:43:53 He's like, Grandma was the best. She gave me candy. You know what I'm saying? But it's good to teach them laughter, man. Let them watch this special. Well, I would have, but see, I think you pulled out the AK-47. You're just shooting at everybody. Oh, my God. Oh, you watched it? Oh, yeah. What the hell? Well, I would have but see I think you pulled out the ak-47 Somebody gonna punch you in the face like I just think I only talk about people that either I could beat up. I know I could run from
Starting point is 00:44:19 Okay He can't even catch Charles Barkley or Kenny the Smith. And you see his legs. You gave Shaq every disease. How you not be able to catch this? Yeah, you can't do that. I'm like, yo, you put Kenny the Smith's legs on backwards. That's my boy.
Starting point is 00:44:40 I'm just joking. You gave Shaq every disease. Every disease you gave to shack shack got a good sense of humor he gonna laugh no he does shack no he don't know nobody understand what he's saying but he's my guy shack is the first one huh what about magic now that made me a problem but i hope i can outrun him now i'm in trouble but here's the thing and i talk about magic right yeah yes what i didn't put in the special that i because for timing is and this is honestly i say magic is a hero
Starting point is 00:45:16 i look at magic and i'm like yo because let me tell you something like the whole special the theme of the special life sometimes deals you a really bad hand. You don't always have pocket aces. Sometimes you got a two and a ten, and you sitting there, and you got to play the rest of your hand the rest of your life. It's not about your cards. Magic has taught everybody. It's not about the cards you get dealt. It's about how you play your hand.
Starting point is 00:45:38 That man's more successful now than he's ever been. I look at him like a hero. Really, he is magic like I'm for him to conquer that in front of our eyes I think like that's a hero story now of course I got these jokes but the point is he's a hero okay bro you you said he shouldn't be here you say he shouldn't be here he should be dead I didn't say that I said someone else without telling the joke like you said he shouldn't be here I didn't say that. I said. Someone else. Without telling the joke,
Starting point is 00:46:05 you said he shouldn't be here. I didn't say that like that. I love him. Okay, I do. I love him, but these jokes, man. I think everybody needs to learn to laugh again. Even at dark stuff, we need to be rescued. They're not doing comedies.
Starting point is 00:46:20 People ain't doing real jokes no more. Everybody trying to just do this happy fodder. F*** that. I'm here for these jokes. And if you got a problem, then, hey, man, I'm sorry. Some people are going to be offended by your jokes. But if I tell a joke and a crowd full of 1,000 people and 999 people laugh, that's a damn good joke. And that one person walk out, that's a sensitive mother f***er.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Now, if I tell a joke and 999 people walk out and one person laughing you gotta change that joke so for me i heard a lot of laughs so i'm i'm gonna do them jokes and if somebody's sensitive then and i get canceled great cancel means you wasn't my fan to begin with cancel means you don't understand my point of view cancel mean get your sensitive ass the fuck away from me because i don't want to tell my view cancel mean get your sensitive ass away from me because i don't want to tell my jokes to your ass anyway yeah i'm trying to bring back that old school new york stand on the block stand on the street corner talk about each other and laugh it through that's how we came up we talked about each other since when we can't talk about each other
Starting point is 00:47:19 like oh you're you're fat shaming well lose weight you fat shaming. Well, lose weight. Period. You shame shaming. And look at our society. Look how bad things have gotten because we ain't keeping it real no more. Because we ain't saying what's on our mind. Because everybody's sensitive. This next generation is going to be a bunch of. I'm not raising my children like that. I'm raising them with sense of humor because life is going to get dark.
Starting point is 00:47:44 And if you don't know how to laugh at inappropriate things even your childhood things that hurt you the most you gotta learn to laugh about and if you don't then you have a really long tough hard life all right we got more with marlon wayans when we come back it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody it's dj envy jess hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we're still kicking it with Marlon Wayans. Jess? In a special, you do say that you're not in therapy. Is that a joke?
Starting point is 00:48:08 I am in therapy. Okay. I do therapy sometimes two times a week, depending on what gets on my nerves. The thing is, you ever spend your whole therapy session talking about somebody? Everything be good in your life. You know what she did?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.
Starting point is 00:48:37 There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supremeest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Starting point is 00:48:51 The Waikana tribe own country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warheads. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help. We still have the off-road portion to go.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Post-Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 00:50:20 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going.
Starting point is 00:50:58 This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out
Starting point is 00:51:13 the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th,
Starting point is 00:51:34 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab, blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together. Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by. You know who they are. Sydney, Allison, and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or of the Happiness Lab podcast.
Starting point is 00:52:30 As the U.S. elections approach, it can feel like we're angrier and more divided than ever. But in a new, hopeful season of my podcast, I'll share what the science really shows, that we're surprisingly more united than most people think We all know something is wrong in our culture, in our politics and that we need to do better and that we can do better With the help of Stanford psychologist
Starting point is 00:52:54 Jamil Zaki It's really tragic If cynicism were a pill it'd be a poison We'll see that our fellow humans even those we disagree with are more generous than we assume My assumption, my feeling, my hunch is that a lot of us are actually looking for a way to
Starting point is 00:53:10 disagree and still be in relationships with each other. All that on the Happiness Lab. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. No, I do. I check myself some weeks. It's like I have a great session. Be like 35 minutes long. He's like, yeah, man, we we ain't got talk next week. And that's what I got.
Starting point is 00:53:39 But some when I was hurting her. Yeah, I'd have to therapy sessions a week, sometimes with two therapists. Shout out to Delaina. Shout outonnie dr dr collins and i think black people people period not just black latinos i'm black yeah and why you look dominican to me i swear i'm god you're 23 and me i play some salsa. I bet your ass. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Starting point is 00:54:29 Do you like bacalao Have you ever ate bacalao No I don't even know Try bacalao What's bacalao It's the stinkiest fish You get ever
Starting point is 00:54:39 It smells like stripper pole It is It smells like stripper pole It is the nastiest fish And if you eat that And you go oh this is good but no um i want to get i want everybody to get back to laughing yeah social media has stripped us of our own personal identities we're so busy trying to compete and be everybody else
Starting point is 00:55:01 that we're not understanding that somebody's programming us. We have no more individualism. We have no more point of view. We got to have beefs because we don't agree a lot. Everybody can't think the same. We live in America. In America, you are allowed to think different. That's the beauty of our country. And so they're stripping us of that.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Now everybody, you can't say that. You can't say this. You can say whatever the fuck you want. If you got if you got real friends they're gonna disagree but guess what if we laugh at something what we found was something in common laughter is bonding and if you want to be depressed look at there's no more comedies on tv barely there's no more comedies and movies there's something happening to our society because people think they're sensitive. Corporations think people are sensitive, so they're not letting comedians do what they do. And it's like, yo, everybody move the fuck out the way.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Let me do these jokes. Not everybody can tell these jokes. Now, I have 35 years in the lab. I'm a joke scientist at this point. I know what two parts of this and one part of that will blow up in your face. I know how to tell these jokes. I've been doing it so long now. I know my next three of this and one part of that will blow up in your face. I know how to tell these jokes. I've been doing it so long now.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I know my next three specials. Right. Like, I'm dropping this one June 4th. I filmed it at the Apollo 1111. The next week, I went out and did a brand new hour based off of, and I knew what it was. Like, if I shot Skittles tomorrow, I know my next hour after that and the next hour after that that's how good i'm getting on this stage i'm i've done it too long so i know how to tell jokes and that's why i tell young comedians stay on the road stay on the road because one day when you talk to the networks and you talk to the studios you got to be the scientist in the room when they
Starting point is 00:56:37 go you can't say that sure i could i did this joke uh at this place come to come to this show i'm doing come watch how this show, how this works. And then they go, you can't say that. And then you have to go, well, how about if I said it like this? And that's how you tell your joke. Don't tell me I can't say it. Tell me how I can say it. And I'm just here right now to bring these jokes.
Starting point is 00:56:59 I'm bringing this laughter. People need to laugh and they need to laugh at real dark things that hurt. And nobody has because I mean, in the specials you've done before i mean you didn't win at so many people from shack to magic johnson flavor flame and i love these guys will smith nobody is out of all the people that you have winning in the last couple of years nobody has stepped up to you called you checked you chin checked you chest checked you nothing and you run into all these people all the time and they haven't said nothing i might slip through the back but see that's what i knew that i i was on to something right like when i did god loves me did a whole special about will and jada will did a whole
Starting point is 00:57:35 press tour on bad boys four jada did a whole press tour on her book yeah they talked about everything else nobody mentioned marlin special why because they know i did it with love will and jada know me i'm not and chris rock know me they know i'm not trying to bury body i don't have ill intentions i'm just telling funny truths you want me to lie i'm tell you what happened and it's not even about them every special i'm doing right now is about me you just so happen to be in my journey. And here's what happened. But I don't get that because they know I do it with love.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I'm not doing it to break them down. I'm not doing it to hurt their business. I'm not doing it. This is just what I see. Have you spoke to them at all or have you ever seen them? No, but I don't think Will has a problem with me. Is he here? Are you trying to get me to jump?
Starting point is 00:58:21 I'm just saying. Martin is going to bite me on my leg. No, I did Bel-Air after I did the special. Yeah, and if Will had a problem, he would have did me like he did on Viv. I would have been. You don't think they would have had something like skin in my place? You out your goddamn mind. Jesse Williams would have been took my role.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Now, what about family members, right? Because in the special you said your mom raised five comedy legends and a crackhead. Well, that's for the audience to figure out
Starting point is 00:58:54 which one is the crackhead. Damn. It may be me for all you... No. Wait, I swear it probably is. No, but see
Starting point is 00:59:02 that's the thing. I'm an equal... My brother raised me to be an equal opportunity offender. That means everybody gets it, including myself. I'm not afraid to throw myself under the bus. I'm not afraid to say that I'm a lesser man. My next special, I throw myself under a bus. It's crazy, but it's real and it's funny.
Starting point is 00:59:22 And you realize that, no, I'm not here to just hurt people's feelings. That's punching down. I'm doing punch lines, and sometimes you might hit a person or two. These are punch lines, and somebody's going to be affected by it, but I got to swing. It's my job. It's like me watching a fight and asking a boxer not to throw punches. There's a fire, and you're asking firemen not to go in that building i gotta go in that burning building i gotta as a comedian i gotta go in there why
Starting point is 00:59:49 because i'm saving lives there's a laugh in there that people need and i'm gonna go get that and i if i gotta burn up in the process hey that's it if i get it canceled great but i gotta do my purpose and my purpose is to go get them jokes and sometimes the jokes are gonna be on me but if y'all sensitive then I ain't asking them to watch my special. Nobody have to tune in. But my special is on Amazon Prime right now. Just drop special number 4 and
Starting point is 01:00:13 it's on Amazon Prime and I think it's my best work and what I just think the more you do it the better you get. The more I release material because once you do it you can't. This ain't hip hop. You can't do the same jokes you gotta do new so every time i've released a special it makes me dig deeper so that's why i told my brothers about 10 years ago i said i'm gonna drop a special every two years and damon said
Starting point is 01:00:35 they're gonna be terrible why would you be like that he was like no you're watching that bull those are regulars sean was like you stupid you stupid, you stupid. And we was in Mykonos. I remember we was in Mykonos. And I was like, I see something. And I think that's what I want to do. I know my skill set. I know I started stand-up late. I know my skill set as an actor.
Starting point is 01:00:54 I know how to remember 90 pages of a script. I know how to rehearse for a sitcom. And in three days, I have to learn an entire script and put it on its feet. I think I can do this where I can write a special and perform a special and get it done in five months, six months, and it'll be dope because I know story and I know character and I know my voice now. And so they were like, you crazy. I said, I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 01:01:17 You just get to a point where you just respect each other and go, all right, if you see it, then show me. And I'm showing, like, this is my fifth special, fourth special in eight years. Yeah. All right, we got more with Marlon Wayans when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody.
Starting point is 01:01:31 We are the Breakfast Club, and we have Marlon Wayans here. Now, Charlamagne would say. You talking about Donk here today? Yes, sir. What did Donk say? He would be like, but are you dealing with that grief you know because your parents just passed away no we gotta put the lisp on it you gotta put the lisp on it and everything is good but are you dealing with the grief the right way not for real are you are you have you dealt with
Starting point is 01:01:55 the grief you can't defend yourself that was great thank you m. Yeah, I'm dealing with the grief. Two therapy sessions a week and crying when I have to. I recently did a movie, a Jordan Peele movie that comes out. It's called Him. It's coming out. I can't talk about it right now. Jordan Peele will kill me like he does people in horror movies. But I can't talk about it. But it's a great movie.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Justin Tipping, the director, is amazing. Tyreek Withers kills it. Crew was insane. It looks beautiful. Everything about this movie is like, I'm so blessed as an artist to have this platform. That is my therapy. Whether it's telling jokes on a stage
Starting point is 01:02:36 or a lot of times as a comedian, you take the things that hurt you and you throw them inside a safe and you don't cry. You go, what's funny about this? And you hold on to that and you go on stage and you and you don't cry you go what's funny about this and you hold on to that and you go on stage you tell these jokes when i go do dramas like doing bel-air and doing him bro when i go in there and i open that safe and i get to release all that pain now my performances man they just come crazy it's coming it's coming because it's multifaceted and it has depth.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Life pain has given me depth and God has given me this platform. Besides doing the work in therapy because mental health is important, people, like go to your therapy, prayer, knowing God. Like literally when I'm really hurt and I'm really lost, my dad told me something before he passed. My dad was a Jehovah's Witness. My dad always taught us God. My father was like, if you ever miss me or you ever have a question, open up your Bible. I'm right there. Any question you ever have, go ask God.
Starting point is 01:03:33 If you know my father, you will know your father. So whenever I'm lost, I open up that book. Man, my mother always said, because she wasn't your witness. My mother was like, yeah, yeah, it's in the Bible, but God is in every book. And whenever you want to find me, you open any book and I'm there. And that's my mother like,
Starting point is 01:03:54 now I can't even read Green Eggs and Ham. I'd be like, I spelled backwards, Ma. Now when did you realize you were getting old? And I'll tell you when I realized you were getting old. I'm tell you when I realized you were getting old. I'm sorry, I never realized I'm getting old. This news to me.
Starting point is 01:04:09 What's going on? I look young as f***. When you did an interview. Look how young my face is. You did an interview and you said, you're done with wild, crazy sex. Oh, yeah. I was like, Marlon is old. He's at the point right now, he's like, he's getting old.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I'm done. Was that the point? What was that point right there? Did you get a hamstring pulled? No, I got a bulging disc and I was just like, I don't f*** this circus love. I ain't doing all that. I don't need to be up here. I don't need to do this.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Why you gotta lift your leg all the way up? I wanna, I don't, I don't, I'm serious. I'm gonna get to the point in my life. I really wanna Netflix and chill. Like, no, I don't wanna f***. Now, I'm not calling you over for that. I want to watch the movie. I don't want you to touch my penis.
Starting point is 01:04:48 I just want to sleep. What ends that good? Let's talk about the movie until I go to sleep. But I don't want to do all that. Keep me company. Yeah. I don't need that. I did it.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I could do that like once a month. Have a great session. But not every night. Some people don't know when to tap out. You're going to keep looking for young, listen, you're going to get to a point
Starting point is 01:05:07 where you're going to be like, I don't want no young on me. I believe you. I want stretching me all out to be damn. I just want a little quick thing,
Starting point is 01:05:16 smoke my Newport and go to bed. Now with his pride, Moff. Yes. And I know you're doing a special on your daughter. Yes.
Starting point is 01:05:25 That recently came out. Oh, my son. She's transitioning. Oh, my son. Oh, yeah. Yep know you're doing a special on your daughter. Yes. That recently came out. She's transitioning. Oh, my son. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Sorry about that. I'm still confused myself. I'd be like, so what?
Starting point is 01:05:33 But son. How is that in the house? Because you play too much. Yes. Oh, they know what it is. You play too much. They know what it is. They know.
Starting point is 01:05:41 They know what it is. You never take it serious. I can tell they be like, I'm transitioning. And I could just, you got too many jokes to be serious. They know what it is you never take it seriously i can tell they be like i'm transitioning and and you i could just you got too many jokes to be serious they know what it is here's the thing just like with everybody else my sense of humor everybody knows i come from a good place i'm not trying to bash hurt i'm not trying to exploit i'm not trying to sell tickets because of drama i'm love have you ever known me to being beef with people? I don't do all that.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I don't do. I'm love. I'm wired for love. No matter what the situation. I can talk to people. I have beef with Charlemagne. That one time you tried to get me on Twitter and I got your ass. But we'll talk about that another day, donkey.
Starting point is 01:06:24 No, but I come with love. My child child they've been a part of their dad's love they know my sacrifice they know how hard i work they know that i would do anything for them there's nothing they ever need for and they just trust me and they know my dad loves me and what's most important is i support them now i had a hard week you know when this was happening i had one hard week of which i talk about and that's the next special skittles that will be out next right now check out my special number four good grief on amazon prime only right so so shall we maybe we'll be like this i have one more question oh damn yeah right so you know it's so many in your family that are comedy legends.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Comedy legends. Have you ever thought about going on tour and do like a whole tour? Like, you know, all you guys together. Like, you know, so I won't come up here, but anybody else is going on tour. And like, it could be like a whole big thing, make a lot of money. And, you know, it could be put on Netflix. Have you ever thought about that, Marlon? He roasted you.
Starting point is 01:07:26 That's funny. That's Charlemagne. That's what you get for not being here. Don't get a day. But yeah, one day I would love to do, me, Sean, and Keenan
Starting point is 01:07:33 actually did a tour. We did a small run. We did about maybe 20 cities and it was the four of us. I would open, do 20 minutes, then Sean would come on, do 20,
Starting point is 01:07:45 Keenan would come on and do 20. And then Damon would close with like 25 to 30. And we got five. And then afterward, we all go on the stage and let the audience ask us questions. We got five standing ovations every show. Because I was like, I'm going to go out there and light this up.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I got to start the show off. And I would get a standing ovation in my first 20. And then Sean would be like, okay, stupid, I'll show you. And then Sean would get a stand ovation my first 20 and then sean would be like okay stupid i'll show you and then sean would get his stand ovation and then keenan blank okay that's what i do and then keenan get his stand ovation and evil damon yeah well i'm gonna add 10 minutes to this and i'm gonna make the audience feel like you bomb and then he would do his and get his stand ovation and then we went out and did we should have taped this yeah we should have recorded because it was a classic moment and then we went out and did we should have taped this yeah we should
Starting point is 01:08:25 have recorded because it was a classic moment and then dame was like i don't like splitting all this money i feel like earth went in fire it'll make me die i make more than all this i'm out name 11 then canaan was like look too much traveling for me i'm gonna go get my d*** somewhere and watch Netflix. And Sean, it was just me and Sean and we was just like, well, you know. White chicks too.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Boom. That's what we're gonna work on. There he is. Yeah, we're gonna definitely. Now, you know, everything, the dust is settling. Now we're looking
Starting point is 01:08:58 and we're going, all right, now it's time that we're gonna form Voltron and get this together. Y'all about to see that because the world, I realize that the world has slowed down.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Comedy has slowed down. And the world needs our point of view to be injected back in so we can learn to party, learn to live, learn to laugh again at inappropriate things. Nothing like the 90s. 90s, we had Living Color. We had Martin. We had Wayans Brothers. We had Fresh Prince. Everybody was making fun of everything.
Starting point is 01:09:24 And we was having a lot of fun and we're going to bring that back. Yeah. Absolutely. We appreciate you for always coming up here, man.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Thank you so much. Thank you. Follow me on Instagram at Marlon Wayans and Twitter at Marlon Wayans or X, whatever it's called.
Starting point is 01:09:37 TikTok Marlon Wayans and thank y'all for always having me up here. I appreciate you guys and give the shout out to Donkey of the Day, Charlamagne, who didn't show up for his brother's appearance. I appreciate you guys. And give the shout out to Donkey of the Day, Charlamagne, who didn't show up
Starting point is 01:09:46 for his brother's appearance. That's messed up. It's Marlon Wayans. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious,
Starting point is 01:09:57 Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to Jess with the mess. News is real, whether it's the headlines, Jessica Robin Moore, Jess don't do no lying. Jess don't do no lying. Jess don't do no lying.
Starting point is 01:10:06 She don't spare nobody. Worldwide Jess. Worldwide mess. On The Breakfast Club. She's a culture shift. She was able to get y'all to see something and understand something that nobody could get you to see. It's time to set it off. Thank you, Monique. Okay. Scar okay scarlet and beer what's up scarlet went live throwing subliminals
Starting point is 01:10:31 about people being inspired by her creativity and taking her flow that's what she said my music is fire I'm mad creative my sweet stousers fire is inspiring people wanna They see my free styles then look at my wordplay and my catchiness my catchy phrases in my music And they try to take it. That's the problem And post it not you see it. Not the f***ing gonna see it. That's the problem. Like, are you f***ing crazy? Who you say that was, Bia? No, that was Scarlett.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Scarlett. But people are speculating that she's talking about Bia because shortly after Bia shared her Cardi disc, that's when she tweeted that. And she also tweeted, yo, this girl stole my whole wordplay. I'm gonna slap the ish out of her
Starting point is 01:11:23 when I see her. Who said that? Get the F out. Scarlett. Big Scar. You know what I'm saying? stole my whole wordplay i'm gonna slap the ish out of her when i see her who said that get the f out scarlet big scar you know what i'm saying so after scarlet went live talking about people stealing her style beer shared a video to her tiktok um of her and scarlet singing beer's new song together the caption said my sis at scarlet with the good vocals we ready hashtag lights out hashtag bad boys because we know beer's song is the leading song for the bad boys movie a beer song yeah yeah yeah yep yep so that's her new song
Starting point is 01:11:52 uh fans and fans in the comments started saying scarlet look crazy for subbing beer if she's actually cool or but scarlet seemed to respond subliminally by tweeting some lyrics from cardi's verse on the wannabe remix and then after that she posted i be so cute so i posed for a picture so it's definitely something there um be a beef with everybody now i guess you gotta pick your battles beer because the last thing you want to do is beef with two young ladies from the bronx yeah okay yeah you got a scholar from the bronx right yes i think yes but no i think she is she's from yeah but yo I don't think she's going to say nothing bad to her
Starting point is 01:12:25 nah yeah I wouldn't yo she had an Adrian Broner as soon as I see I'm going to smack yeah
Starting point is 01:12:32 you end up on a bagel somewhere yeah yeah yeah so okay a beer egg and cheese they be eating oh my god
Starting point is 01:12:38 I'm serious y'all leave it alone he's stupid Jelly Roll traveling issues so Jelly Roll recently did an interview with
Starting point is 01:12:44 Bon Jovi who am I love for uh interview magazine during the conversation he's stupid jelly roll traveling issues so jelly roll recently did an interview with bon jovi whom i love for uh interview magazine during the conversation he spoke on having problems booking an international tour because of his criminal record he said in quotes it's funny america has finally agreed to let me leave and give me a passport but some countries won't let me come because of my felonies we're working on that jelly roll has reportedly been to jail around 40 times for drug-related charges he was also arrested at 16 for aggravated robbery and was tried as an adult that's a lot of artists though a lot of hip-hop artists yeah can't leave the states yep he's optimistic that this will work out eventually but like you said it's a lot of
Starting point is 01:13:20 rappers other rappers who have been denied entry to other countries because of their criminal record. DMX, The Game, Lil Wayne, Coolio, 50 Cent, all of which of them. 50 good. It was Tony Yeo and Uncle Murda. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory.
Starting point is 01:14:07 I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
Starting point is 01:14:22 And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout?
Starting point is 01:15:04 Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone.
Starting point is 01:16:37 This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab, blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together. Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by.
Starting point is 01:17:12 You know who they are. Sydney, Allison and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos, host of the Happiness Lab podcast. As the U.S. elections approach, it can feel like we're angrier and more divided than ever. But in a new, hopeful season of my podcast, I'll share what the science really shows,
Starting point is 01:17:50 that we're surprisingly more united than most people think. We all know something is wrong in our culture, in our politics, and that we need to do better, and that we can do better. With the help of Stanford psychologist Jamil Zaki. It's really tragic. If cynicism were a pill, it'd be a poison. We'll see that our fellow humans, even those we disagree with, are more generous than we assume. My assumption, my feeling, my hunch is that a lot of us are actually looking for a way to disagree and still be in relationships with each other. All that on the Happiness Lab. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
Starting point is 01:18:28 you listen to podcasts. I believe. I don't know if I'd let Uncle Murder in anyways. Have been denied. Yeah, Uncle Murder now. But have been. At some point have been. So yeah, we know 50 can go somewhere now, Envy.
Starting point is 01:18:49 But have been denied before. I bet you Uncle Murda be fine until he got to give his aliases. He give his real name, he cool. But what's your aliases? Uncle Murda. I don't know about this one, 50. Ayo.
Starting point is 01:19:00 And yayo. Yayo. So you bringing murder and drugs into our country. I don't know. And you know, Toronto's probably one of the biggest ones toronto does not let many people in at all depending on your record yeah toronto was huge with that well turn it turn you right back at the border that's all of the country's loss you don't want to let in g unit you don't want to let in jelly roll that's your right billboard's hottest women rappers list so billboard they created their first ever hottest female rappers list.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Now, it's important to note that they named this hottest rappers. Hottest? Yes. That's not best rappers. That's not of all time or any specific decade. And this is what it is. Number one, Nicki Minaj. Number two, Sexy Red.
Starting point is 01:19:39 Number three, Megan Thee Stallion. Number four, Doja Cat. Number five, Ice Spice. Number six, Glorilla. Number seven, Cardi B. Number eight, Lotto. Stallion, number four, Doja Cat, number five, Ice Spice, number six, Glorilla, number seven, Cardi B, number eight, Lotto, number nine, JT, number ten, Flo Milli. I don't mind that list because, you know, if you look at the
Starting point is 01:19:53 criteria, it says they cover the first six months of 2024, and their criteria is quality of records, chart success, buzz within the culture, notable business endeavors, and touring success. So, yeah, Nicki minaj is on a i mean all her accolades and the fact she's on a worldwide arena tour just released an album a couple months ago right i'm not mad at that yeah sold out tour too i probably would have changed the top three just a little bit
Starting point is 01:20:19 i would have had nikki sexy absolutely i think think I would have put Doja Cat at three. And I would have put Meg at four. Well, I would have put Doja at two. You would have put Doja at two? Yeah, I would have put Nikki, Doja, Sexy. Yeah, I would have put Doja over Sexy. Because Doja's on tour too. Yeah. Selling out a read.
Starting point is 01:20:39 But Sexy's one of the biggest artists for the culture. Yeah, culture buzz. It's pop radio, club. Nah, I would have left Se would leave sexy number i'm not mad i think rap city should have been on there somewhere i think rap city should have been like number nine number ten um and i'll put in but my top five definitely would have been consistent of nikki number one sexy doja megan and glorilla that would have been top five and cardi would have been six six yeah yeah glorilla is six okay Okay. As hottest. At the moment, right now.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Yeah, at the moment, hottest. I'm a little confused that Lado being eighth. I don't know. Lado's a little low on that list, too. Yeah, that's low for Lado to be. Lado's a little... But Lado's not active right now, though.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she been chilling. She got a project coming, though, that I heard is amazing. Suta, my man, Go Grizz. I saw Go Grizz in the airport a couple weeks ago.
Starting point is 01:21:25 And next hour, I have another list that's crazy and maybe offensive to some people. What's the list? The top dirtiest cities in America. So what's the list? That ain't too bad. I was about to say top dirtiest people. Now that list will get people going. How somebody can even measure that?
Starting point is 01:21:43 Who do you go before to be like, yeah, you're number one? Who's number one on the 30 list? If me and you put our heads together, I'm sure we could come up with a list. Who's number one on the 30 list? Oh my God, no, I don't. I think y'all should.
Starting point is 01:21:57 When we come back the next year, we're going to talk about who's the dirtiest looking. Top 10 dirtiest looking people in the game. What are you giving your donkey to, man? Boy, after the owl, I need that dirty looking Corey Harris to bring his ass to the front of the congregation. Nah, he pissed me off, man.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Because this is exactly why I wrote this book. For people like him, grown ass adults who be lying to they self and then volunteering them lies to other people. Okay, that's why I wrote Get Honest to Die Line. Corey Harris need to come back to the front of the congregation.
Starting point is 01:22:26 We would like to have another word with him after we done took the donkey back. Imagine tomorrow they say it was another clerical error. I ain't playing with him. Donkey of the Day is up next and don't forget, Just Fix My Mess is coming up right after so you can get on the phone lines right now.
Starting point is 01:22:41 800-585-1051 if you need just to fix your mess, you're having problems or whatever it may be, call her up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Your mornings will never be the same. Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to behold. Is it a read? The game is donkey of the day and I deserve it. People need to know. Well, you need to tell them.
Starting point is 01:23:03 I am. You have the voice. Tell them. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne.
Starting point is 01:23:12 There's only one Charlemagne in the world. Damn, Charlemagne. Who you give the Donkey of the Day to now? Well, Sexy Red, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, June 6th
Starting point is 01:23:21 goes to Corey Harris. Before I give Corey Harris the final boss credit he deserves for being stupid, I must take back he haws I gave to the Honorable Judge Cedric Simpson. Take it back, Eddie. I gotta take back
Starting point is 01:23:35 the one I gave to the Saginaw friend of the court and the Secretary of State of Michigan. Take it back for them too, please. Basically, everyone that Corey Harris lied on in regards to his case of driving under a suspended license. Okay, I can't believe we are here again. I gave Corey Harris and the judge donkey. Then I took back Corey's donkey and gave the judge hee-haw again
Starting point is 01:23:59 and added the Saginaw friend to the court, all because Corey lied. Now, if you've been following the timeline, then you know on May 30th, I gave Corey Harris and Judge Cedric Simpson donkey of the day because Corey was in virtual court for driving with a suspended license, but he was on the video in the courtroom driving. Yes, I repeat, he was in virtual court for a suspended license, and he was on the video driving.
Starting point is 01:24:21 Let's go to local news for the original report, please. Ever since some court proceedings went on Zoom, you really never know what to expect. And this judge did not see this coming. Mr. Harris, are you driving? Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually. Just give me one second. You can see the shock on his face.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Judge Cedric Simpson, nearly speechless. The defendant, Corey harris had a suspended license yet joined the court proceeding from behind the wheel the judge needed to get something straight i'm looking at his record he doesn't have a license he's suspended and he's just driving that is correct your honor i don't even know why he would do that so defendant's bond is revoked in this matter defendant is turning himself into the washington county jail by 6 p.m today failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bond sitting there looking stupid that should have been it by the way now the reason i gave the judge donkey was because i felt he should have had some sympathy for cory because uh when we
Starting point is 01:25:19 thought cory was telling the truth you know he said he was going to the doctor and you can clearly see he has high blood pressure high cholesterol cholesterol, probably a little bit of diabetes and a whole lot of Betelgeuse around the eyes. You know Betelgeuse from the Howard Stern Show. Now, Corey came back a couple days ago and said it was the court's fault. Corey said he was actually a victim of a clerical error and his suspension should have been lifted two years ago.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Liar! Let's go to 7 News Detroit for the report, please. I was thinking about getting my wife medical help. Corey Harris said that's why he was behind the wheel earlier this month when he appeared before District Court Judge Cedric Simpson, who knew Harris was appearing on a charge of driving while license suspended. We spoke to Harris by phone today, and he said the doctor wanted to see his wife for some ongoing medical issues that had worsened.
Starting point is 01:26:03 Corey Harris was cited for driving while license suspended. He said it was suspended for unpaid child support, but Harris told us he thought his license had been reinstated. They were supposed to have been lifted two years ago, but they didn't. In January 2022, a judge rescinded that suspension on his license, but for some reason that information never got to the secretary of state. It's very embarrassing. And with the type of ties that I have with the church and the community, it's very embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:26:41 It's just lying. I took back Corey's hee-haw and my diagnosis of high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and a little bit of diabetes. Couldn't take back that I said he looks like Beetlejuice around the eyes because he really looks like Beetlejuice around the eyes. But lo and behold, yesterday Corey Harris was in court, and because of the court appearance, he's right where he needs to be at the moment, and that's jail because Corey lied to us all for no reason. Let's go back to 7 News Detroit for the report, please.
Starting point is 01:27:05 The judge came ready to set the record straight with Corey Harris, who has claimed that he thought the suspension on his driver's license was removed two years ago. That court and its friend of the court did nothing wrong. His driving privileges were unsuspended in 2022. That required Mr. Harris to do something. He didn't do it. The judge said Harris never paid his clearance fees with the court or the Secretary of State to lift the suspension, but that's not all. He has never had a Michigan license, ever. We asked Harris yesterday if he ever had a valid driver's license.
Starting point is 01:27:42 He claimed he didn't remember. Do you ever recall having one, having a driver's license? I believe, I don't know, I can't say yes and I can't say no. There was no error by anybody. It was a failure on the part of Mr. Harris to do certain things that he didn't take care of. In Ann Arbor, Kimberly Craig, 7 News, Detroit. I'm trying not to say the word. Say it. No. Do it.
Starting point is 01:28:12 No. It's just a phrase. You get one a week. Go ahead. I get one a week? Yes. On one a day, actually. Niggas gonna nig.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Why? Oh, yeah. This is just a reminder for me as to why I wrote this new book, Shameless Plug, the national bestseller. Get Honest or Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks, available everywhere you buy books now. Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, go get you a copy, buy the audio book, however you want to consume it, I don't care. Just know that I wrote this book for grown-ass adults like Corey Harris, who lied to themselves and then volunteered those lies to other people. Corey had zero reason to tell people that the coach made an error. He had no reason to tell people it's been hard for him at church because of this situation.
Starting point is 01:28:48 He volunteered all those lies. And for what? On the Zoom, looking all crazy, showing all his six to possibly eight teeth. And now he's in jail. I hope you can get your statin for your cholesterol in jail, Corey. Okay? You know you never paid your fees to the clerk's office. All right?
Starting point is 01:29:04 So a clearance was never sent and yes in case you're wondering in michigan a person can have suspension on their driving record and also not have a valid driver's license and if that person was able to obtain a driver's license they would still not have the privilege of driving until they cleared their suspensions let me tell you something man i've said this to you all before and I will say it again. Stop believing what you see online. That's a reminder to myself. Nothing is real. I don't even know if this is real. It's just the latest development. I don't know who said it first, but it was either Mark Twain or Denzel Washington. And they said, if you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed.
Starting point is 01:29:42 This is very true. But in 2024, we need to say, if you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed. This is very true. But in 2024, we need to say, if you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed. But if you get your news from the internet, let me inform you that this news is probably a damn lie. Please let Remy Ma give Corey Harris the biggest hee haw. Hee haw, hee haw. You stupid mother f***er. You dumb. Look how easy it is for someone just to put a narrative out there. Corey spun what we saw in less than 24 hours. The internet ran with the fact he drove with a suspended license. And he came out with the spin.
Starting point is 01:30:14 And the internet ran with that. And the judge said, no, all of y'all run y'all asses right back to the courtroom. And let me tell you what's going on. And now run his ass back up to jail. But how does this even get past like the courts like how do you because he went to traffic court he was going so if he never had a license how was they ever even able to like what did he have a permit no like like i said uh in michigan a person can have a suspension on their driving record and also not have a valid driver's license i don't know that. That's weird. That is strange.
Starting point is 01:30:46 I don't think the courts ever said anything. I think people just started spinning it. No, he started spinning it. He spun it. And we listened. So now he back in jail. Right where he need to be. So he not even gonna hear you re-give him dog. Oh no, they hear me in the jails all the time. Salute to all the jails out
Starting point is 01:31:02 there. They hear me in the jails. They have him online. They hear me in the jails. How many times you gonna say they hear me in the jails all the time salute all the jails out there they hear me in the jails they have online they hear me in the jails all right how many times you gonna say they hear me in the jails okay i can tell you know i can say something right now but i'm not gonna say it because i don't want that to happen like i could be like just pinch his butt when you walk by i say liar all right all right thank you for that donkey of the day this guy's stupid he caught me in jail they get his little butt pinched. Liar. Alright. Up next, Just Fix My Mess.
Starting point is 01:31:31 I feel your pants on fire. That's what a pinching is. I'm not just telling people to pinch his butt for no reason. Pinch his little butt. I feel your pants on fire. Liar. Liar. Her pants on fire. Don't pinch that man, but 8-0-3-5-8-5-1-0-5-1 Just Fix My Mess is next. There's a lady named Carmel on the line that wants to talk to you. She's pregnant.
Starting point is 01:31:46 Carmel? Carmel is her name. She's pregnant, but she got pregnant by a married man. Oh, no. And she wants to know what to do. Okay. Man, Ghostface Killer got a new song on his album called Plan B. That's phenomenal.
Starting point is 01:31:58 That talks about that. I'm serious. I promise you. He literally says to the woman on the song, you know I'm married. It's been 48 hours and you ain't took it yet. We'll talk to Carmel when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:32:08 Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's time for Jess Fix My Mess. And we have Carmel on the line. Carmel, good morning.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Good morning. And what's your question for Jess? Okay, hey Jess. Hey girl. I love you so much. I'm so happy to speak to you. Thank you. What's going on? Okay, so I'm almost three months pregnant and I met this guy in January. I didn't
Starting point is 01:32:40 know that he had a wife until we got into the relationship, went to talk and like he we actually call ourselves falling in love um now he's telling me he don't want the baby he don't want to be with me and he's he's expecting me to have an abortion I'm torn between the two because like I don't want to have a baby by a married man and he don't want to be with me but at the same time I want to keep my baby so i really just don't know what to do okay so when you found out that he how did how did you find out he was
Starting point is 01:33:10 married did he end up telling yeah he told me what was going on and he didn't want to like keep lying to me and he didn't want to keep it from me so yeah he told me and i was sick like i was sick about the situation because you could have told me that from the beginning and i would you could have gave me the option to decide if i want to still deal with you but you didn't give me that option you let me fall in love with you yeah how long were y'all into the relationship when he told you he was married about six months damn so you were already pregnant or no no i was not right so you proceeded to still have sex with a married man after he told you whether he was falling for him or not you know because you got pregnant the truth of the matter is you got pregnant after he told
Starting point is 01:33:49 you that he was married so did he ever say he was gonna leave her or whatever regardless of any of that he's married and um i've been through a similar situation i found out after i was dating a guy but i left right after i figured out he was married so it just is what it is you know i talked to the wife um all of that everything you know what i'm saying i did not i'm not comparing me to you you know what i'm saying but after they make it known that they married yeah you you have to dip first of all it's yeah your dignity and who you are as a woman you know now you pregnant and he don't want it and he told you that yeah he's making it very clear he's telling me to make appointments with abortion
Starting point is 01:34:30 clinic call them and see he gonna give me the money for it and everything and i'm just like wow because you thought you meant more to him huh yeah i really did yeah you did it's it's what you know before you became a liability you did You meant more to him He never planned to leave his wife He planned to have fun with you It's his fun little side piece Little girlfriend on the side But a baby is something different
Starting point is 01:34:56 That's a bigger commitment And he already got that at home And that's crazy I understand He don't have kids with his wife so he's like okay at first just at first it was oh yeah okay well we're gonna do this and that and the third and then now is oh i don't it's financial emotions and all kind of stuff gonna come into play and what i'm gonna tell my wife and i'm like you knew this Like, you knew all of this beforehand. We discussed this, of the possibilities of what can happen.
Starting point is 01:35:27 Yeah. What I'm dealing with. I totally understand. But you knew before you got pregnant that he was married. You know? Yeah, I did. Yeah. So, I can't tell you to keep or get rid of your baby because you're going to keep that baby anyway.
Starting point is 01:35:41 But I think you should consider the child and what life will look like for the child um and not just you and this man definitely weigh out all your options but think of your child first hey depending what state she in abortion might not even be accessible well she could go to roby way was overturned now she go to any state and get it done but how she can go to any state and get it done no she cannot yes she can she well she can go to the state that allows that's what i said depending mean she can go to any state and get it done? No, she cannot. Yes, she can. But she can go to the state that allows it. That's why I said abortion. Depending on where she at, abortion may not be accessible.
Starting point is 01:36:09 And how old are you, mama? It ain't that easy. He can fly out somewhere. Yeah. How old are you? I'm 26. And how old is he? 34.
Starting point is 01:36:15 What state you in? I'm in Florida. Jacksonville, I think, does. Severely restricted. Severely restricted. How far are you? I'm almost three months. You're almost three months.
Starting point is 01:36:26 Yeah. I mean, like I said, I'm not foretelling anybody to get rid of their child or keep their child because you're going to do what you want to do as you should but just think of what life would be like for that child and i'm i'm very disgusted at him as well you know what i'm saying but i'm disappointed in you as well how many months you see almost three pointed in myself too like don't think that i'm just i'm definitely not okay with this i'm not for sure and how long were you with him only six months like i've only known the man six months okay uh i'd like to record the show that abortion is uh while abortion is illegal in the state of florida but it's severely restricted and they have abortion bans after six weeks yeah so that's what i got for you babe but yeah you you you gotta you gotta leave that man alone though either way no matter what you do
Starting point is 01:37:16 like you gotta leave that alone because he already showed you that not that you're not more important than him than his wife so not important to him you're probably gonna call the police on you and say that you uh looking at no he don't need to call the police okay no he don't need to call the police on me and you 26 you know you 26 he 34 he nah you nah nah what do you do you work yes i'm a traveling cna you You're a traveling, say it again? CNA. Girl, yeah, you got things going on. You're good. You live by yourself.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Yeah, I do. And so, and like, I'm never home. And so when I am home, I'm spending time with him. And I never understand how he's away from her. But it's crazy. Yeah, that ain't for you to understand, though. Trust me. Men got magically 48 hours in one day to cheat.
Starting point is 01:38:07 I'm telling you. If we only had 10 hours a day, they would find, you know, some time to cheat. So, no, you got a lot going on, and you're already not home now. And, you know, how would life, think again, how would life be for this child? You're right. You know? Well, good luck, Carmel. Yeah, good luck carmel yeah good
Starting point is 01:38:25 luck babe well thank y'all no problem she called up and like thank y'all for nothing pretty much okay i have no advice i don't know what to do just fix my mess i'm in a state that is severely restricting abortions okay is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
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Starting point is 01:39:28 Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know,
Starting point is 01:40:19 follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection,
Starting point is 01:41:06 it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Like grace,
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Starting point is 01:42:47 As the U.S. elections approach, it can feel like we're angrier and more divided than ever. But in a new, hopeful season of my podcast, I'll share what the science really shows, that we're surprisingly more united than most people think. We all know something is wrong in our culture, in our politics, and that we need to do better and that we can do better. With the help of Stanford psychologist Jamil Zaki.
Starting point is 01:43:11 It's really tragic. If cynicism were a pill, it'd be a poison. We'll see that our fellow humans, even those we disagree with, are more generous than we assume. My assumption, my feeling, my hunch is that a lot of us
Starting point is 01:43:24 are actually looking for a way to disagree and still be in a relationship with each other. All that on the Happiness Lab. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Watching bands after six weeks. What am I going to do? Well, that's honestly because she really she do want to keep it and she should 800-585-1051 just fix my mess uh when we come back a gentleman uh needs help telling his wife that he doesn't want to do anal anymore oh my what we'll talk about it when we come back. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess O'Leary, Charlamagne Tha God.
Starting point is 01:44:08 We are The Breakfast Club. We got Brian on the line. Brian, good morning. Hey, what's going on? Can you hear me? We can hear you, Brian. All right. So, long story short,
Starting point is 01:44:17 I just want to know, if you let your wife start playing around back there and now you actually like it and she doesn't like how you actually like it and she doesn't like how much you like it. How do you break that? How do you tell her you want her to keep doing it?
Starting point is 01:44:31 How do you tell her you don't want her to do it anymore? How do you tell her that you actually like it now? Oh, how do you tell her that you actually do like it now? Yeah. Just tell her. She been doing it so you can like it I'm assuming, right? Yeah, but it's kind of like, I'm more
Starting point is 01:44:47 like excited waiting for her to come on. Like that's a necessity in the bedroom. So at first you wasn't with it, and then she kept pegging you. Are you getting pegged? What is she doing? Is she playing with it? What is she doing?
Starting point is 01:45:03 She started out with one finger, and what is she doing? Yeah, she started out, like, with one finger. And then gradually went to two. Okay. So it went from one and it gradually went to two. Got you, got you. But is it a peg, like, of the objects or just fingers? Hey, stop asking questions. You're just doing a mess.
Starting point is 01:45:18 All I did was quote the man. Here he go. It was just a little, you know, finger here and there. But now I'm like, dang it. But now you want it all the time because that's an area of sensation as well for a woman or a man. So, yeah, you want to let her know that you like it. And now she can't stop. That's right.
Starting point is 01:45:39 She throwing up signs in that boonkey. She banging in that boonkey. So that's what she want. That's what you want her to know Yeah I think I'm just gonna have to go ahead And have that thought What about if he just Pokes his butt out
Starting point is 01:45:51 They're not taking you serious I am bro And being here trying to give you advice Cause he you know He get objects in his butt all the time It's not true It's not true Yeah
Starting point is 01:46:00 But I honestly really feel like You should just talk to her And tell her this is something that That she opened you up to and that um And that you like it, you know So if do you think she's gonna leave you because you like it a little too much. I was never really into it at first Yeah It's like man we talking about doing this five months. Yeah. So Brian. What? He said, what the pride month
Starting point is 01:46:25 got to do with it? You ain't gay. It's a woman doing it to you, man. So Brian, act like Jess is your wife and how would you have that conversation? Go.
Starting point is 01:46:34 Well, you are stupid. Why you want to hear a conversation? She get home, I got to do it up at the door. Kind of like, you already know I'm...
Starting point is 01:46:42 Do that thing up, daddy make it roll. Okay. Okay. Well, i just think it's something sexual that's you and your wife or your girl you and your wife there are men out here who actually really do like that and if you're married and that's something that you like and you wasn't with her before but your wife turns you on some type of way to it be honest would it be like yeah now you got me open now you got me open. Now you got me wanting that. Literally. You know what it is, what it is.
Starting point is 01:47:06 So just be honest. I'm not thinking you gay. I don't care. You ain't my husband. I'm just saying. We don't kink, Shane. No. No.
Starting point is 01:47:13 And that's just a kink. And then your butthole is very much a place of sensation. You said that hard. You said that hard. That was a hard beat. It's a sensation. It's like we have plenty of men who are open to that. You ain't got to be gay.
Starting point is 01:47:26 You ain't gay, right? You ain't gay, right? Right. And so it's possible to love butthole pleasures without being gay. Butthole pleasures. BP, let's go. Just had a conversation, y'all. All right, Brian.
Starting point is 01:47:40 Thank y'all for that advice. Y'all have a good one. And remember, man, objects in your rear seem closer than they appear. I hate y'all. See, this ain't a real place. This ain't a real place. There's nothing wrong with that, man. Why do y'all got to do that on my session?
Starting point is 01:47:56 He was calling for professional help, and you were joking. I'm just joking. There ain't nothing wrong with that. That's your wife. Both of y'all, I didn't know you. You're talking about what else you like to put up there. Like, what is wrong with you? I'm sorry. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's your wife you know you you time balls to what you what else you like to put up there like what is wrong with you sorry ain't nothing wrong with that that's your wife there's no kink shaming that's what y'all choose to do in the bedroom god bless that's right y'all haven't
Starting point is 01:48:13 been there before i don't even know why he's calling people for advice like that ain't nothing to ask like that's he just want to know because he wanted to know like yo does that make me gay because i do like it and it's pride Pride Month. He said something about Atlanta too? Yeah. He was like, yo. Because he may be thinking like, oh my God, with all this going on these days, he like, there's no way I'm gay. He wanted that clarification.
Starting point is 01:48:36 Like, does that make me gay? Because I'm starting to like the butthole pleasure. Same sex relations. Yes. That's what makes you gay. That's your wife. But you know, the world that we live in, we got men going crazy, yo. He probably like, yo, I'm gay, but I'm not.
Starting point is 01:48:50 So he had to get clarification. Just remind yourself those fingers are a test to a woman. The gayest morning show, he called up to. That is not true. This is not the gayest morning show. Yeah, right. Elvis Duran is right down the hall. Just Fix My Mess, 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 01:49:04 And don't forget, in less than 30 minutes, we also rep a gay. So one gay a day, right? Why the hell did you do that? Did you see what he did just now? No, rewind the tape back. He goes, in less than 30 minutes, we also rep a gay. You saw him? He's like, why would you do that?
Starting point is 01:49:19 What did I do? Play that big tape back and watch what he did. I didn't rock. You did get a little comfortable. I didn't rock? You got get a little comfortable. I got a little rock? You got comfortable in your seat. Sorry. But nah, during Pride, we rep a gay a day.
Starting point is 01:49:31 Yes, we did. We were celebrating one gay a day, yes. And I'm going to have the gay for you when you come back. In less than 30 minutes. All right, so keep it locked. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:49:44 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God. The Breakfast Club She was able to get y'all to see something And understand something That nobody could get you to see It's time to set it off Okay, so woman declared dead Found still breathing A 74-year-old woman named Constance Glantz
Starting point is 01:50:22 Was, is this something else playing? It sounded like it, right? Yeah I don't hear it no more Oh, instrumental oh it's instrumental okay because I'm used to that one that's your pregnancy yes no it's not it was a whole song yeah it was okay so a 74 year old woman named Constance Glantz was pronounced dead at her nursing home and we have the news report a four-year-old woman who was initially pronounced dead but later found to be breathing has passed away. The Lancaster County Sheriff's Office says Constant Glantz died around 4 p.m. yesterday after being taken to a local hospital. LSO is now investigating how Glantz's body had contact with multiple individuals after being declared dead. So far they don't believe the funeral home is at fault and we're just doing their job lancaster
Starting point is 01:51:05 county attorney pat condon has ordered an autopsy on glance which could take up to 12 weeks to fulfill this is the uh the crazy thing okay so our body was sent to a funeral home but two hours later they discovered that she was still breathing so at the funeral at the up at the funeral and they performed cpr and rushed her to the hospital where they declared her dead for the second time like she went there she was breathing then she died again she probably was like why y'all rushing me I'm going just leave me alone no but when you planned well not
Starting point is 01:51:34 she was planned but it was just like she died came back to life and then died she taking her time she'll get there when she get there yeah I know but they had to rush her like to the hospital to see if they can revive her if you if you dead at first and now you like psych i'm back like you know what i'm saying we don't know clearly god did not want her to be revived and she may not even want to be revived either imagine that you die then you wake
Starting point is 01:51:56 back up you're like no no no no send me back and then they can think that she playing possum like they don't know they have to yes see you know they have to revive her they can think, did she plan past them? Like, they don't know. They have to see. You know, they have to revive her. They can't just leave her like that. I wonder how many times that actually happens, though. Somebody that they think is dead and they send them and then they realize it's not.
Starting point is 01:52:12 I don't know. I wonder if that happens often. I don't know. God bless her. Yeah. She's gone now. Like, it's done. She's in a better place.
Starting point is 01:52:19 Oh, you said... Okay, okay. God bless her. Police did clarify that the coroner was not sent to the nursing home that she was at because she was in a nursing home before and she was receiving hospice care you know so oh so the nursing home said she was dead yeah yeah yeah the situation didn't require a coroner
Starting point is 01:52:36 to perform an examination because when you go to hospice that's basically the last place you go before you pass right you know what i mean and then a physician reportedly had seen glance in the last seven days and was apparently willing to sign her death certificate so they may have seen her condition and was like okay all right so we are you know willing to sign you know so you know 74. that's that's actually young that's young that's not yeah did you work at a funeral home on morgan something like that i did i did work in the funeral home i morgue or something like that? I did. I did work at a funeral home. I did. Nothing like that happened to you though, right? No, no, no, no. It's just that the bodies were still moving depending on how much embalming fluid that
Starting point is 01:53:10 you put in certain limbs. Like the body's still moving. I just never came back after that same one move. I would pay to see that. The body's still fart. I would pay to see that happen to you. Like the body gases can release from the body. You can be like, how you did and you think?
Starting point is 01:53:24 Like you farting, you know, but that's, that's another story. That's crazy. Sean Kingston spotted at his home in Florida, following his release from jail. Y'all look,
Starting point is 01:53:35 I seen that picture. Crazy. You look like, you look like saucy Santana after saucy Santana, get home and take his bra off. No, he doesn't relax for the day. He is built like somebody's aunt,
Starting point is 01:53:46 y'all. Look at that. He look like he got poom poom shorts on a little bit. He did. He look like a big ass plant. I'm glad, like, glad that he's home, but that is so funny. Aki and Saucy Santana. But who took a picture of him in his underwear? Like, where did that picture come from? I don't know,
Starting point is 01:54:04 but he's clearly outside boy you know who you are him and Saucy and Big Sexy need to form a group called the Big Macs no no
Starting point is 01:54:13 you are so dumb Diddy gonna DM him today he's serious shut up man he is serious they always catching him in his mouth his mom ain't having a wig
Starting point is 01:54:21 when they captured her and then they caught him she need a wig he didn't her. And then they caught him. She didn't know what he was doing. Why are you outside like that? That's his house. You don't have the proper right to be outside your house, Sean. He want to show shape.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Oh, my God. He want to show shape. That's all he want to show shape. That's all he want. Okay, no. So let's get to these dirty cities. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:41 Yeah, so number one is Houston, Texas. Number two, yup, I said houston that's a lie that's what they said it is listen a study a recent study done by lawn starter named houston the dirtiest city in the united states with newark coming in second now that ain't true now newark is beautiful we didn't say it's not beautiful it's a lot of beautiful dirty bitches walking around with you trade the truth is always cleaning up in houston though so there might be something that's one man but that's a storm he's cleaning up from the storm that not from dirt he named one yeah he is he always cleaning up
Starting point is 01:55:18 i just imagine him on a highway picking up cups. Like, what are you talking about? Number three, San Bernardino, California. Number four, Detroit, Michigan. Number five, Jersey City, New Jersey. Damn! Number six, Bakersfield, California. Number seven, San Antonio, Texas. Number eight, Fresno, Cali. Nine, Oklahoma City.
Starting point is 01:55:39 Ten, Yonkers, New York. Eleven, Shreveport, Louisiana. Hey. Go ahead and say 50 Cent Cleaning Up. 50 Cent Cleaning Up, Shreveport. Number 12, New York, New York. I agree. Number 13, Birmingham, Alabama.
Starting point is 01:55:53 14, Ontario. 15, Los Angeles. I don't even know what it said. Number 16, Modesto. We're going to skip the California ones. My bad, y'all. Number 18, Hollywood, Florida. Number 19 is Las Vegas.
Starting point is 01:56:07 And 20 is Fort Lauderdale, Miami. I mean, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. I wonder how they define dirty. What makes them think a city is dirty? Okay, because it's based on pollution, living conditions, infrastructure, and customer satisfaction. Okay. New York is dirty. It's disgusting.
Starting point is 01:56:22 Especially for all the money that people spend here. Yeah. And taxes and tolls tickets, in everything else. If you ever just drive across a bridge in New York, just look how nasty, disgusting, and dirty, and how filthy it is. New York is filthy. That is true, though, because there's certain cities you go to, and it's like, man, this looks clean. Like, Charlotte looks clean. Dallas, Texas looks clean.
Starting point is 01:56:40 You know? Those places actually look clean. Orlando looks very clean. It do. It do. It do. Depends where you are. Okay. But y'all, I'm going to tell you one thing.
Starting point is 01:56:48 Baltimore City wasn't on that list. That's how you know that list. No, it's not. Don't ever play with my city like that. That's Jess with the mask. All right. Thank you, Jess. Up next, we got the People's Choice Mix.
Starting point is 01:57:00 I got to remind you guys, August 17th, my car show comes back to New York, New Jersey. One of the cleanest cities, as they say. Well, halfway clean. And, of course, it's a family fun day. You just said New York, New York. Yes, yo. It is going to lie for no reason. This part of New Jersey is very clean.
Starting point is 01:57:16 Oh, okay. Where is that? It's Secaucus, New Jersey. Which is right down the street, so they dirty too. Kids five and under are free. Of course we do it. It's a family fun day. We have rides, games, obstacle courses for the kids, food trucks.
Starting point is 01:57:31 We have amazing food in every car you could possibly imagine with celebrity cars. And also, if you haven't got your tickets, early bird tickets are still available. Can't wait to see you guys. Let's jump into the mix. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. envy just hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club now every day it is pride month we rep a gay a day and every day is not pride month i'm sorry this every day this month every day
Starting point is 01:57:57 this month every day is pride month this month is pride month and we repugnate a day. What do we got today? We got Chicago's own My Girl, Flame Monroe. She's a comedian, hostess, emcee, and actor with more than two decades honed in the art of a female impersonator across the country. The most challenging role has been a single parent to three academically gifted and creative children. Flame describes it as an AM dad pm drag i love her flame has been featured in tiffany haddish they ready stand-up comedy series which her episode received an emmy award nomination for outstanding director for a variety series she also was on deaf comedy jam bet's comic view with jb smooth and currently she has a podcast on charlamagne's black effect podcast network called laugh and learn happy pride month flame salute to flame all right when we come back
Starting point is 01:58:52 we got the positive notes so don't move it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody it's dj envy jess hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club again i just want to salute to everybody that uh supported the car show i just want to say thank you again. I can't wait to see you guys August 17th. Bring the family out, your kids, grandparents. It doesn't matter who it is. Your parents. We have a lot of fun. It's a family day. My whole family is there. You know, I got
Starting point is 01:59:15 the whole family. Six kids, nanny, mom, dad, everybody comes through. So, we just have a great time. So, I can't wait to see you guys this year. Now, Charlamagne, you got a positive note? I do, but first I want to tell y'all, New York City tonight, I will be at the Strand Bookstore at 7 p.m. with the good sister Ivy Rivera. Okay, she will be moderating that conversation, man. 7 p.m. tonight at the Strand Bookstore in New York.
Starting point is 01:59:38 And I want to tell Maryland that on Saturday, I'll be at the Books a Million. And what is it, Jess? Arundel? Arundel. Arundel. Arundel Mills. I'll be at Arundel Mills in Hanover, Maryland at 2 p.m. at the Books A Million on Saturday. So go to YSmallTalkSucks.com to get tickets for that. And I'll be in L.A. on June 14th at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove at 7 p.m.
Starting point is 02:00:00 So those are my last few dates on this first run of the tour, man. So go to why small talk sucks dot com to get your tickets you're not going to vegas i thought you was in vegas oh i moved on to vegas i'm just going to do press that day instead of uh going to vegas oh um but and this weekend i will be at the city winery in new york new york get your tickets y'all this saturday and this sunday june 8th and june 9th i have three shows we got one on sunday because i got to be back here monday morning early to speak to y'all on the radio but june june 8th on saturday we got two shows so make sure you get your tickets for that at just hilarious official.com that's right um but the positive
Starting point is 02:00:35 note is simply this a lie can destroy a relationship in a second but it can take a lifetime to rebuild the trust remember that all you grown-ass adult liars out there. Cut it out. Breakfast Club, bitches! You all finished or you all done? Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.
Starting point is 02:00:57 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan.
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Starting point is 02:02:27 I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Fast, bam, another one gone. The cracker, the bat, and another one gone. to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus
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