The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Ms. Pat Cohosts, Wall Street Trapper, Tezlyn Figaro With Front Page News and More!

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

Today we are joined by our celebrity cohost Ms. Pat. Wall Street Trapper also stops by to discuss taking advantage of a recession, becoming the asset and more. Finally Tezlyn Figaro joins us to curate the Front Page News.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, USA! morning. I thought you were going to run out of air over there. You know you're too old to be yo-ing like that. I've been feeling that way. You heard his voice cracking, right? Yeah, I heard him running. You sound like you were fat like me for about two seconds. I got

one recorded, but they don't ever play it. No, because you're here live. Well, we're here. They want you to fall out their king chair. Ms. Pat is our guest host this morning. How you feeling? How was your weekend? It was great. I just left. I don't know where I just came from, but I'm here.

You're here. What was I at this weekend? I don't know. You're looking at me like I'm your manager. I don't know. You had shows this weekend? Yes, I had five shows. Oh, Jesus.

No wonder you can't remember. I cannot remember where I was at. I bet you remember how much you got paid, though. I sure do. I did really well. I had five sold out shows. There you go. Okay. There you go.

Over the weekend, shout out to everybody, all the track dads out there. I was out in Boston. My son had to track me. A couple of track meets. Two by 400. He had a 60 and a 200. So I was out there for a little bit. Then I flew out to Chicago.

I had to do some work in Chicago. What about you, Shala? I didn't do a damn thing. I was home. Club couch all weekend. Felt great, too. Felt great. Did you watch college basketball at all? I didn't watch no college basketball. I was actually reading because I had

never read Ray Kwan's From Staircase to Stage. I woke up on Saturday morning. You know what? I went to the library with two of my youngest daughters, me and my wife. I was sitting in there like, man, I want to get Ray Kwan's book. I started to check it out at the library, but they didn't have it, so I went and bought it. That's all I was sitting in there like, man, I want to get Ray Kwan's book. So I started to check it out at the library, but they didn't have it, so I went and bought it.

And that's all I was doing all weekend was reading. I didn't do nothing. I didn't watch no television, no nothing. I just been reading. That's a good thing. My niece used to run track. I used to be one of them ghetto parents out there. Well, you yell and scream at them. What you talking about? You don't be saying ugly stuff to ugly... Kill him!

Kill him! What you doing now? Who? Denise. You don't be saying ugly stuff to ugly. Kill him! Kill him! It's just track. What you doing now? Who? Denise. Cocaine. God damn. It happens.

It happens. Jesus. Well, Wall Street Trapper will be joining us this morning. He's going to talk about the stock market and some of the things you can do to make some little extra change. Absolutely. So we're going to kick in with him. And then we got front page news next.

Silicon Valley Bank. If you got your money in there, well, we'll pray for you. We'll tell you about it when we come back. And we got the good sister, Tezlin Figaro. Yes, she'll be joining us for front page news. That's right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got Ms. Pat, our co-host. And let's get in some front page news. And we got the hood whisperer, Tezlin Figaro, joining us for front page news this morning. Good morning, Tez. Good morning.

What's happening, everybody? Good. Let's start off with some NCAA men's basketball tournament. If you watch the ACC tournament, Duke, they beat the Virginia Cavaliers 59-49. In the Big East tournament, Xavier beat the Golden Eagles 65-51, excuse me, the Golden Eagles won that one. Now, John Moran, it seems like his Powerade ads have been pulled because of what went down in that strip club the other night. Coca-Cola pulled all its ads right now because that's him being suspended for flashing a gun.

But also, it seems like the strip club released a picture of him in that club, and it just seems like it was just him and a chick alone. Well, Powerade, I'm sure, is just for the moment, because the block is hot right now. So when the block cools off, they'll be back. And I would never frequent that strip club ever again. Yeah. I would never go to that strip club ever

again, because I don't see what them releasing those pictures had to do with the investigation at all. None at all. And the investigation's closed, right? Yes. Yeah, it is closed. There was no reason to post with the investigation at all. None at all. And the investigation's closed, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it is closed. There was no reason to post that picture. At all.

It was a script club, not a church. That's right. That's right. And the stripper should sue, right? That one stripper. Yeah. That one stripper. Got her business all online.

She might be getting a lot more tips since that picture came out. Stop blocking the blessings. That is true. Mm-hmm. You don't know how to make no money. Let me find a job in ranch script. People go in there and ask for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop blocking the blessings. That is true. Mm-hmm. You don't know how to make no money. Let me find the John Moran script. People go in there and ask for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can see that. I don't know about that. I mean, she might have kids. She might not want her picture out there. She might be a script. Well, she was faith down, ass up, so you really couldn't see her face. Oh, you're cute.

She was a script. So she, hey, somebody looking for that mole on her behind. I'm telling you, they looking for that. That was John Moran. Who was the little boy who flashed the gun at her? John Moran. Yeah, John Moran had that, so looking for that. That was John Moran. Who was the little boy who flashed the gun at her? John Moran.

Yeah, John Moran had that, so everybody want that. That John Moran script. Now also, it's a bad week to be in New York City on the East Coast, Ms. Pat.

There's going to be a Northeaster that's going to be shutting down the East Coast. They're talking heavy snow, heavy rain. It's going to be pretty nasty. They're saying it's going

to hit tonight, so everywhere from parts of North Carolina, Virginia, all the way up to Boston and New Hampshire willpshire will be hit heavily so they're talking about you're here oh i gotta put my panty liners in the microwave so man damn all women gotta stay warm all over the place now tez can you fill us in on what's going on with the silicon valley bank uh seems like people are losing their money left to right.

They went there like crazy to get their money. The government is only saying that they're going to cover $250,000. Can you fill us in? Yeah, this is a hot-ass mess. The bottom line is it looks like this is the second bank failing of the largest that we've had in history. And so once again, the bank has ran out of money. Imagine needing to be able to go get your money and uh you don't have the ability to get it out and uh what's worse is it seems like

they really don't have you know any answers they keep saying well you'll be able to access the funds on monday but we'll see how it works so uh don't be surprised if somebody run in the bank and you know do a little set it off uh move to be able to say you know give me my money so it's just you know it's it's sad to see it's unfortunate um for those who have put trust into the bank and it's going to be interesting to see what's going to happen um on the political end on how they're going to once again uh bail out the bank but yet uh fail to bail out uh everyday americans who also uh need some bailing out on our own you You know America coming. You know they're coming with the cape on to bail that bank out. Right, right.

Maybe. Maybe. You think so? Absolutely. Well, we have a news report that breaks it down a little. Silicon Valley just basically didn't have enough cash to cover all of the withdrawals. And so that means now that there are many of their clients who are worried about how long they can go

without being able to access their cash. The speed of Silicon Valley Bank's collapse came as a shock to many clients. Some rushed to the headquarters in Santa Clara Friday only to find that California officials had shut it down. A sign from the FDIC stated it had taken control of the assets and would reopen Monday to distribute up to $250,000 to each insured client with a phone number for customers to call. That's wild.

If I got $8 billion or $4 million in that bank, I'm only going to get $250,000 this morning? But you know who's going to come up? The people who only have $40 in the bank. They're going to get $250,000. I'll be at Silicon City. No, listen to Ms. Pat. No, they're not going to listen to Ms. Pat no listen to miss pat though they're not gonna

they're not getting 250 you're gonna be in people be in prison just like the people with the ppp loans no they're not gonna get i know a lot of them people in prison but hey if you didn't have a 40 and they giving everybody 250 i'm out there marching too so speaking of prison i mean what's gonna happen to this bank for making this type of mistake that's what i want to know i want to follow you know follow the story to see you know what type of trouble do they get in, you know, for playing with people's money in this way. So there should be something that happens. Of course, it's usually not. But let's hope they actually do something about this mistake that they've made on these customers.

Seems like they were asked. And it's a tech company type of bank. So everybody in tech usually puts their money in this bank and they get loans from this bank to really enforce and push tech but the problem is i guess this bank invested wrong and there's no money there so when people started pulling their money out when the stock dropped on this bank what what does everybody do they go to the bank and pull their money out and it wasn't enough so the only people that were able to get their money is the first bunch of people that got the money first and nobody else is going to be able to get their money so like you said this morning when that bank opens up there's going to be a lot of people outside demanding their money.

I just want to see what happens because they said that they're going to get a bailout, but it's not going to be like 2008. And they say it's not going to be at taxpayers' expense, but the public could still bear some indirect costs. What the hell does that mean? Meaning we're going to be paying for it. And Silicon Valley has big money in that area too. But we talked about some people with some serious money.

So it's going to be really interesting to see. So, no, bottom line, Charlamagne, we're going to be paying for it like we pay for everything else. But they can't never find our money for reparations. But we'll leave that alone. You know we're about to have a whole bunch of white people about to come flying off buildings. That is true. It's going to be raining white people. No, no, no.

That's a suicide. When things are defending like that, that's true. They can't take no loss like we can. We're going to be raining white people. It's a suicide. When things get defended like that, that's true. They can't take no loss like we can. We're about to see flying white people. That is true. And that is front page news. That's historically how it goes. Taz, we're going to see you next hour.

Please, absolutely. All right. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. Let us know how your, phone lines are wide open. Again, 805-85-1051. Let us know how your week is. Y'all know the clock jumped up.

So if you think it's an hour earlier, you're late. Just want to put that out there. 805-85-1051. What kind of clock you got that don't set itself in 2023? You deserve to be late. Sometimes your car doesn't. No, your car doesn't. My microwave clock was still behind this morning.

Your microwave, the oven, the other stuff in the kitchen still does it. Some people's cars, too. Yeah. 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Come on, let's go. The Breakfast Club. Ray, Ray, Ray.

Yo, Charlemagne. Denzy, what up? Are we live? This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool, an outdoor pool. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is.

We live. Hello, who's this? Good morning, fellas. This is Will calling from Jersey. Will, what's up? I told you guys a couple weeks ago, telling about a couple of times I ran into Charlemagne at the gym. Yes, sir.

As far as the morning, fellas, and young lady, I'm sorry. That's Miss Pat. She don't like being called young lady. All right, Pat. Yes, sir. As far as the, good morning, fellas, and young lady, I'm sorry. That's Miss Pat. She don't like being called young lady. All right, Pat, I'm sorry. I'm 50, and I wear a panty line.

I'm grown. Oh, you know, those lines, when you see them under the dress, it looks kind of sexy, so don't sell yourself short. Wait a minute.

Wait till you see the name. Our financial system is like when cars go into a four-way intersection. It works best when everybody cooperates and everything goes smoothly. But if one car or something goes wrong, then the whole thing collapses. So what happened to that particular bank? Yeah, they may have made some bad investments, but all banks, you could use Chase, for example, makes bad investments. Well, if there's a run on any particular bank, the bank you got your money in and I got my money in, they don't have all that cash.

Some banks would say, advertise, we have X amount of reserves. But most of that money is tied up in other investments. So, if everybody that had money in Chase just wanted to decide to go get that money out of Chase, the same thing would happen. They wouldn't necessarily close, but everybody wouldn't be able to get their money out. Capitalism is a funny thing.

Yeah, when you walk in the bank, most of them have signs that tell you if you lose your money, you're only insured up to $250,000. $250,000. And now even, and I'm pretty sure you guys know this, when you if you lose your money, you're only insured up to $250,000. $250,000. And now, even, and I'm pretty sure you guys know this, when you go away on vacation sometimes, especially if you're stateside and you want to take

X amount of cash for tipping and things of that nature, if you want to take out a certain amount, depending on your bank, you have to let them know in advance so that they know to have that. I know people that do cash sales on large items at times, and they have to go ahead a couple days in advance to give

the bank a heads up. That's a fact. So, this is bad because, you know, what they did or what they didn't do, and they have, even like, I'll leave it like this, even with auto dealerships, they come and get ordered, and if they get ordered at the wrong

time and something's wrong, they'll lose their I think it's called a floor loan. And that's the money for all of the cars that are on the lot. So, long story short, our system, more or less, is a bank of cards. Even the hedge fund system is

even more insane. Because they bet. That's why they won't let certain people in the hedge fund they want you not to need the money so they know that you're not going to ask for it back until five ten years yeah they use that to invest that money and then what happens is when people see that stock drop you know if people are scared they want to pull their money just in case and one person pull their money two people pull their money and everybody start pulling their money and all of a sudden the bank it got no more money which seems wow hello who's this hey this is william good morning

breakfast club good morning william good morning hey how y'all doing charlamagne the god dj evie miss pat good morning what's up brother how are you man we bless black and holly favorite over here yes me too hey miss pat i wanted to say we love you me and my wife we love you love you love you thank you i appreciate that into you all the time we tune into you all the time i just wanted to say good morning to you um once again oh oh envy i love the book love the book oh thank you brother thank you the paperback is actually coming out in a couple of weeks during the. I know it was during the pandemic, but I never got my literature from you. I don't know what they've been doing up here, man. Everybody calling up here saying they ain't getting nothing.

Well, hold on one second. We'll put you on hold and see if we can get you what you need, brother. All right. God bless. I love y'all. Love you back. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

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After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real inspiring stories from the people, you know, follow and admire join me every week for post run high. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to post run high on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.

Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a racket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.

Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was murdered.

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And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We're going to discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies.

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Q Ward, and some of the greatest minds in America. Listen to Civic Cipher every Saturday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, I don't know. I don't know how much it is now. It's high. Well, everything high now because of inflation.

Well, get it off your chest, ma. Why are you so upset this morning? Because I lost an hour and I'm tired. You sound cranky. You do. You sound like you need to go back to sleep. You ain't got no job anyway. I'm at work. No, no, no, no. I'm at work. Where you working at? MTA in West Palm Depot

in the Bronx. Okay. I moved to New York. So you mad because you had to wake up another hour? An extra hour? You was going to wake up anyway. I had to get off the bridge before the traffic started.

Ma'am, some people didn't even wake up this morning. You blessed. Ms. Pat, I love you and you're not going to get on me this morning.

I'm not. I'm just saying you being ungrateful. You know how many people that didn't wake up that you not to you? I'm not ungrateful, Ms. Chatham. My friend died last night.

It was Monday morning, Ms. Chatham. Just a little tired. It's okay. All right, stop being grouchy now. Be a little happier, right? That's all. No. You know what?

When I get on the bus, it's all picking up the people on the different projects. See, that's your problem. You on the bus. Oh, you a bus driver. She a bus driver. Drive. Bus operator, boo. Not, that's your problem. You on the bus. Oh, you a bus driver. She a bus driver. Bus operator, boo. Not a driver. A bus operator.

A bus operator in the Bronx. You know what? Actually, I need you to stay angry. Because if you stay angry, you're going to stay dangerous. You need to be on guard out there in the Bronx. Stay dangerous. No, I'm not dangerous. Christine, when did they change bus driver to bus operator?

I just want to make sure I got it right because I didn't know. It's a bus operator. Then maybe when we started getting in before the clear people left, then it became bus operator. All right, Christine, you have a good morning, right? Don't let nobody stress you out. Oh, no, never. I get my coin.

There you go, Christine. You sound like you could be. Hold it down stress you out. Oh, no, never. I get my coin. There you go, Christine. You sound like you could be. Hold it down over there in Prospect Towers, too. I am. We used to have fun in that building. Oh, man. Remember when you first moved in? They told you that.

And that lady told me you was gay. Yeah. I first moved into the building. Hey, Miss Pat. When I first moved into that building, the lady said, Sean, man, I need to talk to you. She said, you need to watch Envy. You need to watch Envy. I said, why?

She said, because, you know, he comes over here, and, you know, he got a little boyfriend over here that look just like you. He's short, with a bald head, same complexion, so, you know, you might be his type. I said, for real? She said, yes, I be walking past there, and I hear all kind of sounds coming from that apartment.

That was a lie. My best friend used to live in that building that kind of looks like Sean, man. How many best friends you know in Atlanta? You're stupid, man. Shout out to live in that building. That kind of looks like Sean Maynard. How many best friends you know in Atlanta? You're stupid, man. Shout out to little Sean, man. I'm going to give you some game. It was New York, not Atlanta.

In Atlanta, that rumor would have took off. Oh, boy, you have on eyelashes by now. They're going to force you into that. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. When we come back, we got to talk the Oscars and the rumors. We'll let you know if Angela Bassett finally got that Oscar. Keep it locked.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne, the guy we are, The Breakfast Club. Good morning. We got Miss Pat here, our co-host. Good morning, Miss Pat. Good morning. Let's get to the rumors.

Let's talk the Oscars last night. Rumor has it. Rumor. Rumor has it. Call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty patty. I am gossiping. This is The Rumor Report. I mean, I guess we on The Breakfast Club.

This is where the tea spills, right? Right. On The Breakfast Club. Now, last night was the Oscars. Jimmy Kimmel was the host. And he started his monologue taking a couple of slaps at Will Smith and Chris Rock. We want you to feel safe. And most importantly, we want me to feel safe.

So we have strict policies in place. If anyone in this theater commits an act of violence at any point during the show, you will be awarded the Oscar for best actor and permitted to give a 19-minute long speech. No, but seriously, the Academy has a crisis team in place. If anything unpredictable or violent happens during the ceremony, just do what you did last year. Nothing. Sit there and do absolutely nothing. Maybe even give the assailant a hug. And if any of you get mad at a joke and decide you want to come up here and get jiggy with it it's not going to be easy here a few of my friends are going to have

to get through first you're going to have to get through the heavyweight champ adonis creed before you get to me well that slap has provided a year's worth of content yes it has i didn't talk about it at all i don't blame you ain't nobody slapped me so i ain't talking about nobody else slap i don't get into that hollywood stuff ain't ain't nobody hit me that's uh don't blame you. Ain't nobody slap me, so I ain't talking about nobody else slap. I don't get into that Hollywood stuff. Ain't nobody hit me. Don't hit me. Now, Rihanna, she sang Lift Me Up during the 2023 Oscars. That was one of the most depressing songs of all time.

You know what? I didn't want to say that because I don't want to ruin my career. That song drains me. It does drain the hell out of you. It makes me think about everybody who ever stuck their thumb on my butt it just brings back bad memories to me

it's a horror I mean it's a great song that is the point of it but god dang I don't want to hear it it's a funeral song it is man it is

that's why I said the best time to hear it is at the end of Black Panther I don't want to hear that song no other time not on the radio not at the Oscars you need to go to sleep before my breakup.

He left. Somebody robbed you. Somebody did you. I mean, and people was like, you wrong to say that. It put me to sleep. It just dreamt. It made me feel like I weigh 110 when I'm 280. What?

Shouldn't it be the other way around? I'm still stuck on the thumb and the butt. Of course you would be. You would be. You would be, Envy. Just asking. That's right. Just asking.

I'm telling you, that's something. You'd be depressed if you woke up one team this fast. No, I'd be happy, but it just made me feel like I'm floating. It just, it don't make me feel good. I'm with you. Now, also, we got a shout out to Ruth E. Clark. She became the first black woman to win two Oscars. Of course, she did costume design for Black Panther.

And, of course, she went to Hampton University. Thank you to the Academy for recognizing the superhero that is a black woman. She endures. She loves. She overcomes. She is every woman in this film. She is my mother. This past week, Mabel Carter became an ancestor.

This film prepared me for this moment. Chadwick, please take care of mom. Ryan Coogler, Nate Moore, thank you both for your vision. Together, we are reshaping how culture is represented. All right. Congrats to Ruthie Clark. Drop a bomb for her. Yeah.

God bless her for even showing up. Her mom passed away this week. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Her mama didn't get to see her win that. Oh, she did.

She won the first one. Yeah. She won the first one. Oh, she won before? No. She won just the second time. No, she won two last night. No, no, no. She won the first one, yeah. Yeah. She won the first one. Oh, she won before? She won just the second time. No, she won two last night. No, no, no.

She won last year. Well, the first Wakanda Black Panther she won. Oh, I didn't know that. She won that one, and now she won this one. So she won two. Man, I thought they gave her two last night. No, no, no, no, no. She won for the original Black Panther, and now she won for this one.

I'm glad you cleared up for people who don't listen like me this morning. And she did go to hampton university i want to put that back out there uh and lastly jamie lee curtis uh beat out angela bassett go ahead miss patty you know what i'm growling for first of all that's your stomach growling no that was my that was my neck growling but i could all, what did Jamie Lee Curtis win for? And a lot of us didn't even know she was still alive. And what is going on?

When they said Jamie, I wasn't even watching it. I woke up, I was like, Jamie Lee Curtis, what'd she do? What she was in? What movie? Everything, Everywhere, All at Once is the movie. I've never seen it. That's usually how the Oscars work, though. It's always the movies that a lot of people didn't see.

It went for Halloween. You know everybody in the hood thought she was going for Halloween. I've never seen it. That's usually how the Oscars work, though. It's always the movies that a lot of people didn't see. It went for Halloween. You know everybody in the hood thought she won for Halloween. I'm for real. Everybody was like, she won for Halloween. I was like, they made another Halloween? Even Twitter said Halloween. They did make another Halloween, though.

But she wasn't in it, was she? She wasn't in it. She had a little show part. Yeah, she had a little show part. So that's what we thought she won the Oscar for, just popping out of the closet saying, hello, I'm still here. What did she wearing for That movie Everything everywhere all at once

I've never seen it either I know one thing though Angela Bassett still waking up Angela Bassett this morning That's right And you do not need an Oscar to validate who Angela Bassett is Baby Angela Bassett had that black mama face on you She was cussing everybody out Let me tell you something That look on her face.

You know how the Oscar B wants you to clap. Be nice. She was like, I don't give a fuck. She was going, I can read her eyes. She probably feel like

they set her up because they had the woman that did the Angela Bassett did the thing. She presented the awards. She presented the awards? I thought she did. I ain't watch the show.

She just made that up? I was like, you just made that up? No. You just made that up? I swear I thought I saw that woman announcing say Jamie Lee Curtis one that wasn't her I don't think so man that lady did somebody on the street who sell tamales now what are you talking about what's her name I swear I thought I saw the woman that said Angela Baffin did the thing introducing the award. I don't think that was her. That was not her.

You sure? I don't think so. But later on, Michael B. Jordan came on stage and shouted her out as well. Hey, auntie. We love you. Mm-hmm. And the crowd started cheering. They knew what it was for.

He should have just said it. What? He should have just said Angela Bassett got robbed. No dirty basketball. No dirty basketball. Kanye would have. I'm saying Kanye would have. Man, Kanye would have

took that award from Jamie's shirt and messed up our hair and snatched your dress off and said, here you go. Here you go, Angela. Don't play with us.

I'm on my medication today. Don't play with us. Oh my goodness. All right. And that is your rumor report. Miss Pat is our co-host. When we come back, we got front page news, so don't move. It's my goodness all right and that is your rumor report miss pat is our co-host when we come back we got front page news so don't move it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club your mornings will never be the same our audible pick of the day is some people

have real problems by brit bennett tessa thompson plays a conflicted woman who imagines living a totally different life start listening when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at the home of storytelling, audible.com slash breakfast club. Hey, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our guest co-host, Miss Pat here. And let's get in some front page news.

Now, we got Tez joining us, of course. Now, let's start off with Ja Morant. Now, it looks like Ja Morant lost his Powerade. Well, I don't want to say that. Powerade all the ads right now it's just for the moment you know the block is hot right now that's all that's that last hour it's just for the moment they'll be back once all the cool yeah but you know the thing about it is just for the moment I feel like you know they're really overdoing it on this one I do you know understand you know the importance of him being the face for

power a he had just inked a a heavy deal multi-million dollar deal Charlamagne but when you really look at the video it was literally like two seconds up in flashing a gun there were no criminal charges he didn't get any trouble he didn't do anything illegal and when I look at you know I did some research and I saw the NRA has literally had athletes you know featured on their website so you know although I'm looking at you knowRA has literally had athletes, you know, featured on their website.

So, you know, although I'm looking at, you know, both sides of it, which is, you know, stay off IG, we don't have to put everything on IG. You know, when you get new money, you got to do different things. You know, when them folks give you that paper, they are expecting you to behave a certain way. But at the same time, I don't want to overlook, you know, that I feel like they're really overdoing it. They suspended him for two games, then went back in and said, well, we're going to suspend you for four. So I'm looking to see if this is more of an example that they're making out of him. It seems like it, yeah.

Opposed to just really, you know, just saying, okay, he made a mistake. So we just have to remember we don't get the grace that other people get when they make those type of mistakes. But at the same time, we've got to make sure that you stay focused on the bag and know that those people are watching. Yeah yeah i think the only problem with john's situation is that he was under investigation for other violent situations you know what i'm saying like punching the 17 year old allegedly then they say he flashed the gun on a 17 year old so for him to do that while he was under investigation for that that's what's making everything that much

more work and they remember his team with the with alleged uh red light the red light yeah somebody i mean but if they felt that way, then why give him the deal? So if they felt like that was a problem on these alleged circumstances, why give him the multimillion-dollar deal to be the face of Powerade? So it's kind of like they're saying one thing but doing another. So if they had a problem with his background, you should have never gave him a deal because, remember, it's just Powerade that's pulling back the money. The team just suspended him and kind of moved on they offered this young man a multi-million dollar

deal to be the face so why didn't they look into that i guess the first at first is my question oh i'm with you i just think that you know it's a difference when it's a legend when all this stuff is a legend and then you get on instagram going nanana boo boo with the gun for sure for sure for sure well keep your ass off instagram. That's the moral of the story. And I would not go to the strip club. The strip club is called Shotgun Willies, I think, in Colorado. Why do you keep hating on the strip club? Because they should have put these pictures out.

Yeah, they should have put that picture out. They should have put the picture out. Nobody just ignored it. It was leaked. It was leaked. That was foul. They wanted to say superstars come to the script club, but they made a mistake and put out the picture with a pistol in his hand.

Well, he should know that. No, no, no. He put out the picture with a pistol, but they put out the picture of him with the script and all the money. All the money around. What's wrong with the script and all the money? No, but also, he went live, you know, as well. Yeah, so he flashed it, you know.

Oh, yeah. I'm talking about after the fact. After the IG Live video, they put out some pictures this weekend. Why? I don't know. How did those crimes happen in Madison City? The man can't flaunt his money. He can, but if you go to strip club, you want a little privacy. He looks like he's in a private room. He didn't want that out there. If he wanted that

out there, he would have put it out there. That's right. That's a little foul. Look, black folks, when you get new money, you got to stop doing black folks stuff. I don't need even talk to my niggas. I don't even talk to niggas no more. I don't even talk to niggas with money. You got to change

and you can't hang around and stuff. I tell my cousin, I don't know y'all. Y'all going to get me in trouble. You ain't lying. That's true. Hey, I got Blue Cross Blue Shield. You got Medicaid. We can only get together on funeral. What else we got there? Now, also, if you want to go to

Berlin, now it seems like women in Berlin can now swim topless in the city's public pools just as men can. So, Charlamagne, you can put your ta-tas out there now. I ain't got nothing. It's only popping. What I think is interesting, in case you guys didn't know, there's six

states you can go topless in. So, in the u.s utah colorado wyoming new mexico kansas and oklahoma you can let the committee finally has an opportunity and guess where this came from there was actually a movement called the free nipple movement um were they were they really were they were women um really decided to say you hey, we believe that we should be able to, you know, pop our chest out and everybody should be a quality. So they literally started the hashtag free the nipples. So now, Ms. Pat, nipples are free.

We can let them hang. We can put them on the table. You know, we can do whatever we want to do thanks to the free nipple movement. Let me say this to you. When I take my bra off, my nipple go to the floor. They have no gravity. God damn it. That's the natural nipple move. Let me say this to you. When I take my bra, my nipple go to the floor. They have no gravity. God damn it.

That's the natural thing. It's bad to hurt these sneakers. Can I say this? My titties need some shoes or some little baby booties. Hey,

I don't have them things you just walk by and somebody can lick on them as they walk by. You got to pick mine up, dust it off, unfold it, shake it

to get the blood flowing in ain't nothing wrong with it shout out to all the natural all the natural women in the building so show some love why are you looking at me like i think charlemagne i don't look like your mama to take off her bra i guarantee you she gotta beat them back up before she just pop them in your face hey move on that if ray Ray J can do it, we can do it. So move on that. I'm growing. My booze take a nap. And lastly, a Mississippi man has been sentenced to three and a half years in prison. He burnt a cross in his front yard to intimidate a black family on the block.

Did you hear about that, Ms. Tess? That is crazy. He went for Mississippi burning. I don't even understand, understand like what that was about. I know Mississippi has been going through a lot. Shout out to Mayor Lubamba. They've really been going through a lot when it comes to racial issues. I don't know if you guys know, but he is pretty much called the Jim Crow and apartheid and how they're trying to take over the city and have a hostile takeover. So there's a lot of race relations that's going on. And I don't know if that's stemming from that or he just went, you know, full Mississippi burning.

You know, I don't know. That's just really strange. Who's burning, you know, crosses in folks yard. That was just really strange. I thought you said he said he birthed it in his own yard. That's what he said, he birthed it in his own yard. The black man? The white man.

He can't even do a supremacy right. You're supposed to burn it in the black people yard, not your own. That don't scare nobody. He ain't crazy. You better not say no black person grass on fire when they put them seeds right right right nobody really don't scare nobody would and fire that's just bring the meat out especially you would do it in your own yard right please really weird all right well that is front page thank you test oh Bring the meat out and put it on the grill. Especially if you're going to do it in your own yard. Right. It's really weird. All right.

Well, that is front page news. Thank you, Tess. Tell them where to find you, Tess. Oh, find me on Instagram. Tesslyn Figuero. T-E-Z-L-Y-N-F-I-G-A-R-O. And make sure you listen to the Scrape Shot No Chaser podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network hosted by the good sister, the hood whisperer, Tesslyn Figuero.

Absolutely. All right. When we come back, we got the Wall Street Trapper. He'll be joining us. He'll tell you where you need to put your money, so make sure you keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Ms. Pat is here.

The Breakfast Club. I'm up here talking to y'all, right? And that's the power in us learning how to make our money work for us. We watch these people build this country we buy all and i'm not the person to tell nobody not to buy no brand but my thing is when we buy louis vuitton we should own the stock as well bernard arnault the richest man in the world right why not own the louis vuitton stock the hennessy all that's combined sephora he owns all that right mcqueen is under the karen group which is gucci right all that's on the stock market so for me that financial trauma has to be

broken right we got to understand that we are more than consumers telling charlotte man i just read something from him where he said trauma has been normalized in the black community but not healing but that's financially too like when we think about money what are the money systems that we have how do we understand money how do we think about money how do we speak about money but most importantly how do we feel about money so for somebody who's just starting off right maybe we still are confused because a lot of times in our community it's like we almost got to talk tell them five times before them to make that initial jump because we're so scared like you said what would you tell people how would you tell people to start off doing and investing something that's pretty

safe that they can see play with it themselves see how it works um but for me the easiest way to just get in the stock market is owning the entire stock market right that's owning an entire s&p 500 that's owning an entire thing why so i look at the market as a house and in those how in that house there's different rooms so there's growth stocks there's um tech stocks there's different sectors but if you own the whole market which gives you on average eight percent of your money you're doing better than a bank if you just own the index fund if you just own the s&p 500 it don't require you to do much like i use it as a savings account now like i don don't, because you only, I'm only making 0.01% with my money being in a savings account.

We've been taught that the bank is the best place for our money, but as long as inflation is going up, our money is losing value every day. So we lose in purchasing power. So for me, I use the S and P 500 as my savings account. So every time I'm getting money, I'm putting at least 30% of that in there,

no matter what it's doing, because the market goes up seven times compared to the three times it goes down I can live with that right so the easiest thing would be to invest in the S&P 500 the second step would be okay on what's called the ETF so I like to make that like you go in a grocery store there's a potato chip aisle there's a water aisle there's an aisle that may have like gloves and stuff, right? Well, each one of those aisles represent a sector in the stock market. So you have a tech sector, you have a communication sector. If you own an ETF, you can simply say this is the part of the market that I understand. I understand technology. I'll own a technology ETF. I understand banking.

I'll understand the banking ETF. Now inside that that ETF, you have credit card, you have insurance, you have wealth management. You can own that if you understand that. Right. So now you don't have to buy individual stocks from inside of that. You can say, OK, but if I'm on a technology sector as a whole, let me now. I like Apple. That's in there. I like Microsoft apple that's in there i like microsoft that's in there i'm not the person to tell you to own what you know or what you use because that could be a bad business i don't ever want you to put you in a situation where you're gonna lose money a lot of people put money in the bank like you said because that's what's taught yeah but also they feel like they can go get it when they need to people can get their money off the stock market anytime they want to

yeah except for weekends and holidays right and one you can only build wealth if you tap into ownership the next thing is my saying is a dollar that's not moving is a dollar that's losing right so let's dig deeper into that conversation so you work hard for money you put money in a bank the money loses value as they print money but then what also happens is wages are gone wait the cost of living is going up but the dollar is not going up inflation is going up everything is going up but how much you make and the value of your dollar so as long as it's sitting still in the bank everybody is using your money but you but that goes back to the financial trauma that goes back to us scared to have the conversation on how do we use money right so i always say three

things we're supposed to spend our money on is one is information one is access and the other one is assets so the information gives us a new conversation i can't talk to charlamagne about starting his own brand uh ready i can't talk to you about real estate if i don't educate myself sometimes that me i have to get access to that room. I got to get access to talk to you, King. I got to get access to talk to you. I'm okay with paying for information. I'm okay for paying for access because I become the asset. If I become the asset, nobody can take that away from me.

So if I become the asset, now I learn how to invest. I learn how to take control of my 24 hours. You remember the first stock you ever bought? Ford. Ford, okay. Yeah, I bought Ford. uh at the time it was like eight dollars and since then this is why i don't believe in investing what you use people always say that because i bought for that eight dollars here we are now in 2023 it's still around

the same price wow right it hasn't moved it has moved over the years but it's still in the same bracket made you buy for it was it the fact that somebody told you if you have somebody that's it but why you know most people i guess most people a lot of people in the stock market game will tell you that all day long hey if i would you like yeah buy what you like buy what you use you use light soil buy lots of right you know use apple computers buy apple so you're saying that's not necessarily true no because that's surf that's surface level information that's vague information right and that leads you to so much. For me, I like that you said this earlier. You said, Trap, you really be teaching.

It's because it's a difference from knowing something and then truly being able to teach it. I pride myself in not only knowing this game and dissecting this game, but teaching this game so people can be empowered. So I'm going gonna teach you like how to find a great company what does what are the attributes of a great business so even if we look at men and women we have specific things that we see in women or men that we like you may like a tall you may like a whatever that is well companies are the same way right so i look for companies that have an advantage what makes them better than this company just like everybody else the company has to be cash heavy

i like that a company with a lot of money can't go broke that's right right you know i'm saying a company with a lot of money and less debt it can't go broke a company with a good ceo is a company in the right direction and so again, every Tuesday we teach that to people so they can learn that. Once you learn this game, Envy Brew, I promise you, King, it changed the way you live in America. Because now I don't watch a lot of basic TV. I only watch CNBC and CNBC because I want to see how they're moving. They don't drive you crazy to look at your S&P 500 every day, though? I don't look at it every day.

Okay, good, good, good. Yeah, I don't look at it every day. When do good. Yeah, I don't look at it every day. When do you look at it? Honestly, when the market going down. The reason why I look at it when the market going down is because I'm now looking for an opportunity to triple my net worth. So, in chaos

is when opportunities give birth. In chaos. Pandemic happened. From the pandemic until now now the wealthy people of america have increased their wealth by five trillion dollars while the average person right now is 60 days behind on a car note why is that so lopsided information right so the wealthy people understand that goldman sachs is right around the. Just put a bid in to buy Subway for $10 billion. Subway has more

restaurants than any other chain. $37,000 of them. Well, they can get it cheaper right now than they could have got it while the economy was booming. So, the goal is to not panic in financial situations, but to understand these are opportunities. Alright, we got more with the Wall Street Trap, but when we come back,

don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hey everybody, it's the EJ,. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Hey, everybody. It's the EJ, Envy, Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Ms. Pat is still here. She's co-hosting today.

But we got the Wall Street Trapper in the building. Charlamagne? Is now the perfect time to be investing? It's the perfect time to be investing. Because everything is on sale.

Okay. You don't want to, I mean, I don't say you don't want to, but when the market is running, you want to be the one that already made that decision to be there. Right. So for like right now. So every time someone is getting paid, they should be putting like at least five to 10 percent of their money in the stock market in their account.

Because what happens is when the market is is based off fear right so when people in the in on the market feels like they want to sell that's opportunities for us as retail investors this is the time we triple out network why so apple becomes on sale apple every apple store is still open right microsoft is on sale the microsoft store is still open. Amazon is on sale. People buying on Amazon right now as we speak. So we got to understand that these are the opportunities for us to say, OK, if I bought Amazon now at ninety eight dollars on the other side of this recession, it can be two hundred dollars. It can be three hundred dollars. This that's going to work 10 times as more as you personally can do right

and so that's why this is an amazing time Envy when you're looking for real estate you don't go buy at the top of the market no y'all going to look for deals

of course I want the deals right now upside that's where the upside at the upside is on how much one

you don't get out of life what you deserve you get out of life what you can negotiate that's right right so one you deserve. You get out of life what you can negotiate. That's right. Right? So, one, you're looking for what a negotiation, that where I can negotiate. You understand your numbers and you say, yo, here's how much I can make on it.

Same thing with the stock market. The rules of engagement don't change. But what happens is investing is a radical behavior. It's a culture shift. It's a disruptor. Right? Because these are people when they rolled off lower class

middle class they don't that's why they're not going to teach you that in school people are like well why they don't teach us that in school

they're not supposed to they don't want you sitting at the table with them that's right now you're right but you know a lot of times

we're scared right when the pandemic first happened everything was on sale right fire sale yeah and I got scared myself

right because I didn't know what to expect. Right. You know what I mean? That's good. You can't go to work. There's, you know,

work shut down and this is, I was scared. I'm like, so I did what everybody else did. I'm hoarding every day. I'm hoarding every dollar I got. Right.

I'm hoarding every dollar I got. I'm acting like I'm broke. Yeah. Dead broke. Yeah. But you realize, you know, and Cesar told me like,

nah, we need to buy properties now. Yeah. He went out and jumped out and bought a bunch of properties, which was smart. And I didn't. And I killed my and I hate myself for it. But like, even now, it's like I'm seeing it happen again. Yes.

Now I'm like, I'm buying my daughter a house. I'm buying my son a house. But I'm buying them houses to live in because I know when it comes back, it's equity. I'm already stealing it. Yeah. So if I get those and that's what I try to tell people to do. Like, this is a time where you were thinking about jumping no matter what it is whether it's stocks whether it's real estate whatever it is this is the time to look and

really jump 100 because what happens is what you don't know is not a reason for you not to do it go get the information let's think about this 2008 the recession happened we weren't privy to how to play the game a lot of people now who missed 2008, they were waiting for this. They were waiting for the pandemic. But what happens was now the people in a pandemic who had no idea 2008, they like, you know, I don't know what to do. You missed the pandemic. We are in now is going to be called a double dip recession. So what that is is in America doesn't like to say the word recession because any president that has a recession under their name means you did something

wrong that's right it's an asterisk yeah like it's like um but anytime you pump five eight trillion dollars in the economy this this is inevitable so that's why i say everybody need to learn basic economics so we again we teach it basic economics shows you market cycles it has to go through this so you miss it so a double dip recession is when the economy's doing good the economy falls it looked like it's about to rebound and then it falls again it's a double dip recession that's where we're at right now well what happened was pandemic the economy was falling but they put a lot of money in the market what happens now is the fed says yo we're not putting more money in the market matter of fact we need our money so now the united states has to cash out. What happens

is them raising inflation rates, everything, eggs have soared 70% over the last year. That's not the only thing though. That affects the lower and middle class. But watch how deep it's about to get. So now the United States has what's called a debt ceiling crisis.

So the United States is $31 trillion in the hole. We can look at that on usdebtclock.org. It'll shock you because what you'll see is you'll see the numbers keep rolling. Even if you look at it two o'clock in the morning, what happens now is America has to pay the interest on that loan. If they can't pay the interest, something's going to happen bad.

You're going to default on the loan. So this year they owe $80 billion. Social security, Medicaid and Medicare is 33% of you, bad they're gonna default on the loan so this year they owe 80 billion dollars social security medicaid and medicare medicare is 33 percent of the united states debt what they're about to do right now they're debating on getting rid of it getting rid of it because they need to save that money you know the wealthy people of america is not on social security medicare medicaid that's right who that's gonna affect that's right gonna affect us it's gonna affect our moms it's gonna affect our aunties it's gonna affect our uncles's going to affect? That's right. It's going to affect us. It's going to affect our moms. It's going to affect our aunties.

It's going to affect our uncles. It's going to affect our next door neighbors. It's going to affect the people we love. So what happens in those type of situations? More houses be on sale. More people out of jobs. This is what happens. And if we don't never prepare for it,

if we keep being scared, fear, finally exiting average reality,'all we got to get outside of that fear and stop saying yo i'm a financial predator not saying i'm predator on people but i'm playing the market for what it's worth right and so again it's happening again it's in front of our face even they scared because they like yo we ain't never seen it like this because they've never put eight trillion dollars in the market yeah they've never done that before so now they got to get the interest is that six percent now they got to get it down to two percent that's gonna take two years

i mean we're gonna be in this for a while yeah they got between july and september to raise the debt that's it yeah and that's and that's only that's the 80 billion in 10 years they got to come up with 800 billion watch how they don't care about you, though. They just gave, and I'm not against helping other countries because I know in order to be successful. It's a billion or trillion. So it's 31 trillion, but it's 800 billion they got to give up just to pay on the interest. That's just the interest. I'm all for helping other countries because I understand about alliances.

So we sent $78 billion to Ukraine over the last year. Okay, that's cool. But you know you got to pay this $80 billion so you don't go in default. But also $10 billion to help hunger and homelessness in America. Crazy. So if they print money for what they want print money for, it lets you know that you are not a priority. That's right.

So here's the game changer. If you want somebody to tell you who you are and how they're going to handle you, you got to adjust. That's right. Okay, what's the adjustment? adjustment okay i know i'm not a priority in their eyes i know they're not gonna teach me i know they're not gonna take care of me man let me teach myself let me get educated let me become the asset let me go get the information i know my nine to five is only paying the bills i gotta learn another skill set i gotta do something different i gotta go to the envy real estate thing i gotta go listen to trap listen to Trap and Tudor. I got to listen to

what Charlamagne talking about mental health. I got to get these things because I got to be equipped for what's ahead, man. Question. Talk about it. Is that where they say,

you know what? We're going to start taxing people to make over $200,000. 60% of it. I don't think that'll happen first. I think the immediate reaction

will be millions of jobs lost. Cut some. It'll probably be like, from what I read, it'll be like a million jobs lost and it could lead up to like seven million jobs in the country goes into recession cut some and now we back in a waiting now cut something so think about this so right now when you watch the news what do you see you see every company but Apple has cut jobs by the thousands Apple is the only company that hasn't cut jobs the first thing and it's even with people, as you're your own business, the first thing

that a business does when it needs to save money, cut jobs. That's right. Before we start switching technology, but yo, you got to go. That's right. They're going to know what it is to get that. It's all about bottom line. How do we get the bottom line right? Cutting jobs is it?

Well, that's an expense so same thing with america again understanding that social security medicaid and medicare equals 33 of the debt what's the first thing you're gonna do after we cut jobs we gotta cut that we gotta cut that we gotta cut that so we don't go in default right default happens now it gets even worse it's times 10. now things that you thought was a necessity now becomes like life changing. That's right. All right. We got more with the Wall Street Trap.

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She's co-hosting today, but we got the Wall Street Trapper in the building. Charlemagne? Tell me what you think about this, right? I never had no student loan debt because I didn't go to college, but if you do got student loan debt, would you encourage somebody to pay back their student loans or buy a stock? Both. Okay. So what happens

is most people are going to be paying a student loan again you don't get equipped in the workforce to pay that off at one time right here's what happens if you learn how to find delegates about delegating right if you learn how to say okay let's do let's create a financial balance sheet a personal balance sheet right like a personal balance sheet is saying how much money do i got coming in how much money do i got going out right and if the first thing you do is when you take how much you got coming in to How much money do I got going out? Right. And if the first thing you do is when you take how much you got coming in or how much you got going out, that number should be green, meaning positive. If it's negative, we got to make some adjustments. But if you got student

loan debt, don't dedicate. And it's me. It's not financial advice. It was me. I wouldn't dedicate all my money to paying a student loan off because that's going to take me 20 years or 10 years when I can be saying, all right, if I was going to put $500 or $1,000 of student loans a month, let me go half and half. Let me invest 500 and then let me use another 500 to pay the student loan off. Here's why. Because an investment is going to grow for you. You can literally take profits from the investment in the stock market and say, all right, I'm going to use these profits to put towards the student loan. I think one of the things we think everything is absolute. We think everything is either or instead of saying, yo, it's both.

If once we take on that idea, that ideology, we change the game for ourselves. It's all about changing our perspective around money. That's right. Another thing, like people always be telling me, well, Trap, about taxes and how I'm going to get taxed. One of the things Nicodemus told Jesus, he said, do you encourage the people to pay Caesar? Because he knew that people was going to get in an uproar about paying tax. He said, man, pay Caesar what Caesar do and then do what you got to do with the rest. My thing is this, learn how to play the tax game.

One of the reasons why I love real estate, there's nothing else that gives you better tax breaks than real estate. The reason I love stocks is because the equity can grow so fast. But I'm going to do stocks and real estate because I know I'm going to get the breaks. I went and bought 40 acres of land. Why? Nobody get more tax breaks than somebody that own land that's right here's where the game changing once i put the cow on it it put me in a whole another level with some chickens on your land that's what happened with ross ross my guy he was talking

to ross because i was you know i was in the uh the group he had we was talking i said bro like you got to put something on this land he an an action taker. He would put everybody laughing. Buffalo. Why he got Buffalo? Because we had the conversation. He went, did it. His whole tax bracket changes now. Just because of the livestock. Let's talk about that. And that's the taxes, not the tax bracket, but what he pays for taxes.

Yeah, I'm sorry. So if he paid $152,000 at that house, he probably paid $350,000 a year in taxes. Now it could probably be like $1,000 in taxes because you got livestock on it. But that's part of the rules that people don't know that you got to study. And the same thing I would tell people is, too, if you have kids, depending on the age of the kids, you can put your kids on salary. $12,000 a year. Okay, you know. $12,000 a year.

My daughter. Easy. That's changing the game. We want to get our kids bank accounts when they're young. For what? To sit the money in the bank? Yo, my daughter's six, seven years old right now

and she's six figures in, but not in the bank account. We got a custodial account for her. She's been investing in the stock market. So instead of me getting birthday gifts, yo, he go $1,000.

He go $2,000. He go $3,000. I'm having that conversation with her. We ain't normalized the conversation. See, I'll take it a little step further.

Let's say that, you know, you have an older kid. You pay him a salary. Then you make your have an older kid Yeah, you paying the salary Yeah Then you make your kid pay their own tuition their own car their own school their own school Come on, and the kids could write it off. Come on, and then you can write your kids off That's financial literacy at its best right there man. Let me say this right quick me Eric Thomas going on a book tour man The you the you you you you college you college book so man is such an amazing experience for me

That's that's one of those moments I'm excited about because when I was homeless, sleeping on my air mattress, from homeless to sleeping on an air mattress with my daughter, I listened to Eric Tomlin. So for me to have the privilege of being able to go on this tour with him, for him to ask me that, and be in New Orleans and Louisiana and Batman, it was a privilege. So definitely come out to that, man. What's that mean, the UOU? What do you owe yourself? Like, I think what happens is we don't, we, we feel like we owe rent.

We owe, and I'm just speaking. I don't know what ET mean, but I'm going to just give my definition of it. Yep. I feel like we haven't made ourselves a financial priority in our life. One of the things we do is, man, my bills do. Man, the light do. Man, I got to do this. But whenever you took the time to realize, what do you owe yourself?

What is the life you owe yourself? For me, I don't only owe myself, but I to do this. But whenever you're taking time to realize, what do you owe yourself? What is the life you owe yourself? For me, I don't only owe myself, but I owe my daughter. I owe the generations that come behind me. I have this crazy vision that when my family walk into a house, they have a big picture of me, and they be like, Uncle Trapp, the reason why we living like this. Uncle Trapp, the reason why we have this lifestyle. Because when you go into the Rockshiles or the Walmarts,

I promise you they got a big old picture of Sam Walton in the house that's right and they pay sam homage that's right you feel me and i want my family to feel the same way about me but i had to realize my worth a lot of us poor middle class they don't care if you white or black if you poor middle class you haven't figured out what your worth is yet and until you figure that out and you figure that out by going against the norm you figure that out by being disruptive you figure that out by learning where did my forefathers make the mistakes at you figure that out you see man how did charlemagne get this way how did envy get this way how did trap get this way what did they do what did they learn what are the conversations that they have you start peeling back the layers on that financial trauma yo you're gonna realize

yo there's a whole nother game out here that i ain't playing and i need to be a part of it if not i'm setting myself up for a checkmate let's talk about it man tell us about the 30-day book club for you get out of here i want to know what you're reading right now all right man so we got a 30-day book club inside of trappers anonymous we talk about it every week on trapping suzes um so what we do is so right now i got my team entrepreneurs you should do this right now i got my team reading the 15 valuable laws of growth. Personal development is key, but it's by John Maxwell. Another book I'm reading is again, Eric Thomas, you owe you.

I'm reading that. I'm all about personal development. I'm all about learning different things. And so every every month we do 30 days, read a book in 30 days. Right. That puts pressure on you. It makes you say the more you learn the more you can earn change the conversation you change the compensation yo you feel me so we pushing that

making you read in 30 days read a book in 30 days what happens if you can read 12 books in a year yo you really just did more than average the half of america if you can read a book a month you really did half of america i go a step further i read a book and two audibles a month you know what i'm saying because i just want the more knowledge i gotta become unstoppable man absolutely that's just why i'm mad man yeah man my god thank you so much for joining instagrams and twitters and all that good stuff man i just really want everybody to check me out on youtube the wall street looks like us now network um and the game for that is to make wealth attainable for everybody who didn't think it was attainable so we don't got to get it out the mud no more we can get it out the market and so check that out on youtube the wall street looks like us now

network trapping tools is every tuesday at seven o'clock eastern and my instagram is wall street travel wall underscore street underscore trapping man i just want to say thank you again because i appreciate you so much because like we said earlier man there's so many people who making money just telling people how to make money but they're not really giving them anything tangible knowledge to go out there and apply to you know uh you know to make some money so now we always want to see i think once once people start making money it changed their life there you go that's the power of it man wall street trapper it's good family it's the breakfast logo morning yes sir morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got our co-host Miss Pat with us today.

Miss Pat. Now Miss Pat, before we get to the rumors, you want to announce something that you got going on that's pretty big, right? Yes, I want to announce my... Give her a drumroll, a bomb or something. A drumroll, a bomb, okay. Give her a drumroll. You got a drumroll? No?

You caught him on guard. I'm sorry, man. You want me to... There we go, there we go. There we go. Okay, y'all. I am moving into theaters. And the name of my comedy tour is Your Girl Done Made It. First stop is Louisville, Kentucky.

Kentucky! September 9th. Go to my website at misspatcomedy.com for all the tickets. It's going to be a 20-city tour. Wow. Right now, 13 dates are already up. First time in theaters by myself. That's right. Ms. Pat said to me earlier, she said, you know, I moved into theater.

I said, well, what's wrong? I thought it was a neighborhood or something. I was like, what's going on? I got to look. I go, oh, the theater theater. The theater theater. So Ms. Pat is doing theaters now. Now, if you want to buy tickets, how can they buy tickets?

MsPatComedy.com. Go to my website. MsPatComedy.com. Definitely go purchase your tickets. And let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Chris Rock. Rumor has it. Rumor has it. Call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty patty. I am gossiping. This is

the rumor report. I mean, I guess we on the breakfast club. This is where the tea spills, right? Yes. On the breakfast club. Now, it looks like Netflix has pulled some of Chris Rock's special down. Now, this is the part where he talks about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. You remember the joke? Here it goes. Nominated for emancipation.

The biggest piece of s*** ever. Okay? And then somebody gives me a f***ing concussion. No, not emancipation. I f***ed up the joke. Concussion. She f***ing said he should quit. Because Will didn't get nominated for concussion. What the f***?

So did I do some jokes about it? Who gives a f***? That's how it is. She started, I finish it. Okay? Who bootleg Chris Rock stand-up special y'all got that audio from? They pulled it down so it's hard for them to find it now. So what, they pulled it down because they got the joke wrong?

I guess so. They're not saying why, but they're definitely saying they pulled it it down i'm sure it's because he got the joke wrong that's why i said i wished uh he got the joke wrong he messed up and he did it over he said he said i effed up the joke that's why i wish that uh chris still puts out that body of work but produce like a actual special you know what i mean like i want him to still put that body at work out but produced as an actual so you don't want to see it live no i didn't like it live i don't i mean i like i like i love the material but i don't think any stand-up should be live no we need a little editing now because i remember when i was shooting mines uh i was like oh thank god uh this go back into a room and y'all gonna fix it because i forgot a few jokes

and like you said, Chris Rock was informed of the edit and Netflix, I guess they did it because he messed up that part of the joke. So that was the reason why they took it out.

And I know they can do it because I went to go see Chris Rock twice over the past year and he had the same outfit on. So I'm sure, and I know they was taping. Right.

So I'm sure that they can put it together as a Purdue stand-up special. I want them to put out the Purdue stand-up version of that selective outrage. That's not why you had on the same outfit.

When you get over 50, you just wear the same outfit. Whatever you put out by the bed, if it don't stink, you put it right back on. Damn, Ms. Pat. Won't you start acting like you got some money for once?

What are you talking about? I wear my bras to the Y pop out. To the Y pop out. In the middle. To the yellow underneath them. Not the yellow, but you know, I'm heavy. I'm top heavy. I can't button pop out. In the middle. Tell the yellow underneath them. Not the yellow, but you know, I'm heavy.

I'm top heavy. I can't button my stuff up in the front. When that Y get to pulling out, I just yank that Y on out and cut the other side so it'll

match and hang at the same level. You selling out these toys. We ain't going to get me no new bra. All the big

breasted women out there that understood everything Ms. Pat said just now. There's some big breasted women out there. I feel you. They don don't feel me because when that why you get to poking you and one of them they just break on their own i don't know how they break or how we break them but they crack in the middle and you just yank it out oh my goodness well colin kaepernick he says

he knows his white adoptive parents loved him but but they were problematic at times. I know my parents loved me, but there were still very problematic things that I went through. I think it was important to show that, no, this can happen in your own home and how we move forward collectively while addressing the racism that is being perpetuated.

Oh, your hair's not professional. Oh, you look like a little thug. Your mom said that to you yeah and those become spaces where it's like okay how do i navigate this situation now but it also has informed why i have my hair long today now now the reason i said my parents are black right charlamagne jokes and says i'm dominican no my parents are black allegedly but when ilamagne jokes and says I'm Dominican. No, my parents are black. Allegedly.

But when I got cornrows, my parents said the same thing. Exactly. They said, you look like a little thug out there. Take them cornrows out. You're going to get yourself shot. My parents said the same thing. I had a big afro. This was like, what, 92, 93.

So this is when Defro was popping. And so I had the big afro. I used to wear Chuck Taylors. Ain't nobody thought you was dangerous. You're too small for somebody to think you dangerous. You so anybody thought she was danger to smile when Snoop caught the murder case right daddy made me cut my hair same thing like oh you think you Snoop Dogg same exact thing I have dated and I think you thought you know standing on 411 Charlemagne your daddy just was tired of you running around with that dirty hair. And where the hell you got it?

You hear what he said, though? Dirty hair. Because boys don't take baths good. Y'all don't do right. I just threw my 14-year-old in the tub the other day. Told me he was clean. I stuck my hand up on it. I said, oh, no.

He tucked him under the water. I said, now I want you to smell him. He started crying. You didn't smell his own drawers? Yeah, because they were filthy. I said, get in the tub. So, you know, your daddy just wants you to wash your hair. Jesus.

All right. If you was Colin Kaepernick's parents, would you take the adoption back? Colin Kaepernick's parents were doing what white people do. He braided his hair, and they thought he was going to rob him. Jesus Christ. You know, White people are different Oh my god Don't rob me son

Mama this a new hairstyle Wake up in the middle of the night Forgot you adopted a young black man Whoa What you doing in here Forgot you adopted a negro And he walking there Looking like a negro

When you got him He had that little wave in his head Like you DJ Envy And all of a sudden He turned into Charlemagne Overnight What wave you see in NBL She know what wave

She know what wave in NBL. It used to be. That's right. You can see the imprint. You can draw one in there, though. Shut up, man. It's an imprint. You going to look thin up there.

I am a little bit. Stress, no stress. Got six kids. He'll go see his painter later today. Shut up, man. Watch how dark it be tomorrow. I know you ain't Ben Jay in your house. Yes, he is.

What is it called? Ben Jay? Beijing. Beijing. And the bed. I'm not Beijing. I don't use Beijing. Wipe your hand on it, Ms. Pat.

Lick your fingers and wipe your hand on it. I know he ain't doing it. He too light-skinned. It'll be running down him like he was a slave. Wait till tomorrow. Wait till tomorrow. You dying your stuff? No, man.

I don't use no Beijing. You done told him his thing up there? You too cute for that. You'll see him tomorrow. He coming in here dark tomorrow. That is your rumor report. Let me ask you a question, Charles. I was talking to my mom yesterday.

Just a side note. So, Geechee, South Carolina. Geechee people eat a lot of rice? Damn right. Okay. I heard that too. No, because I was messing with my mom because my daughter, my one-year-old, eats a lot of rice. And I was like, yeah, she eats a lot of rice.

She was like, yeah, you know your grandfather, Geechee? I said, what? She was like, your grandfather, Geechee from South Carolina, he ate all that rice. I said, what are you talking about, woman? And she was like, yeah, no, that's what they'reee? I said, what? She was like, your grandfather, Geechee, from South Carolina, ate all that rice. I said, what are you talking about, woman? And she was like, yeah, nah, that's what they're known for. They eat rice with everything. That's right. Red rice, too.

And they talk sideways, too. I don't know about that. I speak E-Money. I don't know what they be saying. Man, what you talking about, man? Yeah. And they put roots on you, too. That's right.

Like, if you sleep with they husband, they'll make all your hair fall out like your envy. Them boys make you cough up a's right. Like if you sleep with they husband they'll make all your hair fall out like your envy. Then boy make you cough up a frog now. Jesus Christ. Make your baby cross-eyed. Who you giving your donkey to?

Four after the hour man I need to talk to everybody who might be taking the IRS's advice. Usually I tell y'all to listen to the IRS but today

I'm telling y'all not to. We'll discuss four after the hour. Wait a minute now. We're going to discuss Ms. Pat. The words that are coming out of

Charlemagne's mouth did not reflect me or you, man. I paid my taxes. I paid my taxes too. I paid my taxes too. This ain't got nothing to do with paying taxes.

No, no, no. You on your own with this one. Wait a minute, Charlamagne. Are you speaking to the people who get a refund back or are you speaking to us? We're going to talk about it.

All right, we'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. morning The Breakfast Club Your mornings will never be the same Did you know one word Can change everything

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Fury of the Gods Only in theaters Rated PG-13 2017 C Shazam donkey of the day. They chose you. I got kids. This is breakfast club, bitches. Who's donkey of the day today? Well, donkey of the day for Monday, March 13th goes to anyone out there who is reporting

stolen property and bribes to the IRS. What? Okay. Uncle Charlamagne, what the hell are you talking about on this Monday morning? Listen to me, man. I usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do. But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under the jail. Okay.

This sounds like a coordinated plan between the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a car in 2021, took a bribe in 2022, the IRS wants you to report it on your taxes. Okay. See what a stolen car. Yes. See, these provisions were borrowed Monday. I think it was last Monday after a tweet went out and it said tax season is

around the corner. Remember to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS. What? Let's go to Fox five news for the report, please. The IRS urges people to report just about everything. The IRS

says if you steal, report its failed market value, and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your income as well. For those worried, the IRS won't pass the information to law enforcement.

That's because federal tax law prevents federal employees from sharing tax return information. OK, don't get scared now, Ms. Pat. What are you talking about? I got my baby. I asked the last day. My black folks don't even want to report cash app in square. Exactly. You're going to ask me to report a stolen car.

I'm going to tell you it's not a bribe ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over to law enforcement don't you fall for that you're going to jail ain't nobody stupid enough to do that nobody nobody with our skin color i'm just gonna keep it real don't fall for that all the alphabets right next to each other for a reason okay fbi irs cia dea fb ig they all part of the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't you trust it. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it, unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.

Well, what if you're dealing drugs like Ms. Pat used to do? What? You're going to stop bringing up my history over there in that king chair, okay? Jesus. You're looking like you had an old script club. You also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that? All you DJs and program directors out there taking money to play records,

you have to report your bribes and kickbacks. Don't do that. Okay? Who in their right mind is about to fall for this? This is not even something you should entertain with a lawyer present. Okay? The whole point of committing these crimes is A, to get some money and B, to get some tax-free money.

I've literally been reading Raekwon's memoir from staircase to stage all weekend. Memoir. You heard what I said. It's my Invisalign. I've been reading it all weekend. You're reading what your Invisalign is? No, it's in my Invisalign. Why won't you take them off? You're trying to keep them straight, ain't you?

That ain't necessary. I can't nobody see you. Take your Invisal line off your top plate. I got to wear them at work. Y'all know, I should have just said book. But I've been reading the book all weekend, okay? And he talks about one of the perks of drug dealing is that you got tax-free money, okay? And I don't remember the exact quote, but he basically says, why would he get a job, work all those hours, only to get the government half

when he can do his legal activities and make all that tax-free money.free money so yeah i know we live in this era where people act all liberated and they want to act like they are accepting of all things but i'm telling you right now this is the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell me you cheating i won't get mad just go ahead and admit your dirt tell me what you did and it's all good you ever did that to somebody miss i'm not what i did i did i ain't i ain't paying on tax on my dope dealing money but though i went to the skating rink and bought me some joys and some levi's different color flea lies it wasn't the government problem hey the government ain't helped never helped me bagged up a rock so why would i give them a percentage of it they didn't stand on that corner they didn't help me put that dope in my kids drawers they didn't help me pull it

out of my drawers you didn't participate in the business, so why should I help you? He meant, did you? Never mind. That's not how it works. Never mind. What you mean? You got to tell me what you mean. Your business line is confusing. All I'm saying is, don't fall for that.

Okay? All right? You think the same government that does nothing but lie to you is going to be truthful with you now? Okay, I'm going to trust the same government that has proven time and time again that they are not to be trusted. Okay? I think they saw how stupid people was with their PPP loans. And they said, hmm, what else can we do to get more of them to lock themselves up? No, let me say this to y'all.

If it don't require your social security number, don't report it. That's what I say. Then the PPP loan requires your social security number don't report it that's what i say then the pp loan requires your social security number because all my friends going to jail for that ppb loan i one of my friends i went through a 1.5 million dollars and they're looking at me like they crazy yeah i know they broke but i ain't saying nothing i'm gonna keep my mouth shut so do you do you think people should uh you know file their crimes on their taxes who the hell did the acapone file their crimes on their taxes. It's private. Who the hell? Did Al Capone file his crime on his taxes? Mm.

Mm. If the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think of it. I don't think Al Capone ever filed taxes. That's how they got Al Capone. I told you. Listen, the only way this would work is if everyone who actually did this was a granted immunity from prosecution. Prosecution?

Prosecution. Okay, I thought I said prosecution. That damn official line, man. If there is no legal protection for that, if there is no legal protection that shields them from criminal prosecution for the offenses they report on their taxes, what's the point? If you think this government is about to give a tax return for committing crimes, if you think this government is just going to accept those crimes like legal employment,

then go ahead, do your thing. Because I need content for Donkey of the Day anyway. Hey, I remember back in the day they were asking everybody to turn in their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember that in Atlanta? No. Why Janet Jackson? What Janet Jackson and Guns Got to do with it?

I don't know what was going on in Atlanta, but they asked everybody to turn in their guns for a free concert ticket. Then, two weeks later, everybody gets shot because they don't turn in their guns. But nobody had no guns? Oh, my God. God damn. Do you remember that? No. Look it up.

In Atlanta, they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket. You turn in your Pilsner, and everybody got shot the next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will be reporting their stolen property and bribes to the IRS the biggest E.R. Because I don't care what Ms. Patch say some people gonna do this that sound like me in the bed

what the he are that's me with my legs up Charlamagne that's me with my legs up when them cramps get to coming oh my goodness I can see your hand on the back of my behind just holding me let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 what are we asking people you ain't never slept with no fat girl huh yeah of course we south carolina no she didn't say hee haw no she didn't say hee haw she did you lying you got that

Vince lying she said oink oink oink no I'm just playing listen now we know there are going to be some people who do this okay there are going to be

some people who actually listen to the IRS and report their crimes on their report their crimes to the IRS

file them on their taxes so what are we asking was something that you stole or a bribe you took or a scam you committed that... I just want you to remain anonymous. What you did in the past year. All right, so we're asking...

Bribe you took. 800-585-1051. Something you stole. What's something you stole, a bribe you took, a scam you committed that you would have to claim? I'm not saying you would. Drugs. What crime would you report on your taxes? Let me ask you something.

So if you let somebody rub on you for some money, you got to report that too? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Why are you looking like that? Actually like that? You got some money to claim? We'll talk about it when we come back. That's how you got another season. Our co-host is here.

It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time Call 800-585-1051 To join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club Morning everybody It's DJ Envy Charlemagne the guy We are The Breakfast Club

Now if you just joined us We're talking about the IRS Now Charlemagne wants to shake and rattle their cages I'm fine with them We good I think I paid him everything I owed him Now you gave Duncan the data Who's charlamagne wants to shake and rattle their cages i'm fine with them we good i think i paid him everything i owed him now you gave donkey the day to who charlamagne uh everybody who is going to be reporting their stolen property uh to the irs you know i don't know if y'all heard but stolen property must be reported when filing taxes the irs says not just uh stolen property but you know any crime you have to report your crime report your crime and what the fair market value for your crime was.

So if you got a bribe for something, if you got a kickback for something, drug selling, whatever it is, you got to report on your taxes. I can't wait to see who report. They be stealing them Amazon packages off your door. So we can go whoop the hell out of them. They stole one of your packages before? No, it might be Penny and Lionel. They shake want your packages before? Nah, it might be panting lines. They shake the box

and it's light. Did anybody in this room, is there any crime y'all committed last year that y'all need to file on your taxes? Nah. Come on now.

Even when I go to the grocery store and I steal some grapes, I pay for my grapes and my food. I pay for everything I rest. Not the ones you eat before you put on the scale.

Well, I can't. Well, yeah, you're right. See? You gotta report that. Those grapes? I was asking him earlier. I was asking you earlier, Charlemagne, what about if somebody rub on you're right. See? You got to report that. Those grapes? I was asking him earlier. I was asking you earlier, Charlemagne.

What about if somebody rub on you? Yeah. And we found out that's how you got your new season for Miss Patchell. Well, I am at BET. You know, we had to work a little hard over there right now. Okay. We're going through some things. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is TV. Hey, can you do me a favor take us off bluetooth for speaker

yes i did i was driving okay good morning now what scam you out here doing allegedly listen evie you're not trying to get me in trouble okay i am not doing no scam so what crime going to file on your taxes then, man? Listen, all I'm here to say is my black people don't fall, but that's okay. There's too many of us in prison, and I don't want to get comfortable with all of that reporting,

telling on yourself. Don't do it, okay? Don't do it. This is the public service announcement from you. Yeah, okay. Let me help my people out. Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, man? This is Anonymous. All right.

All right, Anonymous. What crime are you filing on your taxes, Anonymous? Well, so I dressed up like a DHL worker and got some AT&T phones. I actually used to work there at DHL. They laid us off, and I woke up the next morning like I was going to work. I'm so used to getting up, and I opened my closet, and it was a DHL uniform still in there. So you put it on, went to work, and got a bunch of phones. I put it on.

See, as a driver, I used to be a driver. So the first half of my day was drop-offs, and the second half of my day was pick-ups from companies and stuff. And one of the companies was AT&T. So I put the uniform on, and I went to AT&T. And you know, when a DHL driver walks in somewhere, nobody asks questions. They start giving you boxes and stuff. So, I went to AT&T.

They gave me like 400 and something iPhones and I walked out of there. How much you made off the phone? In total, I probably made about 30 bands, 25 bands. You got to report that to the IRS. Fair market value.

I'm saying, but how much could I get back? The whole 25 bands? I don't know. You got to find out. You better not. I can tell you how much you're going to get back. About 10 years when they see that big black ass on that camera picking up that outfit in that DHL suit.

No, I wrapped up. I made sure I wrapped up. I had on glasses. I had on had the hat he's one of those file your taxes the right way report that to the irs bro thirty thousand dollars in stolen at&t phones okay don't listen to him if it was cash just keep your mouth shut and i don't know why your dumb ass called into this radio tell you know you. And brother, let me just say one other thing. I still got, I still got like 10 of them if y'all know what I want.

Give me your phone, y'all. Hold on, hold on, hold on. And bro, let me ask you a question. Next time you do this,

you got to block your number before you call. We got a call out there. I see your first name and your last name, brother. Your first name's Scam,

your last name's Likely. Damn. You have a good morning. All right, y'all too, man. I love y'all. Lord have mercy. You didn't even block his name. Oh my God. Can we right, y'all too, man. I love y'all. Lord have mercy.

You didn't even block his name. Oh, my God. Make sure you beep my name out. By the way, I'm going to report this. You heard what I said. How much I'm going to get back? I'm going to report that. He banned and stolen AT&T phones.

Stop saying his name because he's going to get in trouble. Let me say this. If he reported $30,000 is not a lot of money, and he got kids to claim, he going to get about $7,000 back. $30,000 is not a lot of money to who? Boy, Ms. Pat, ballin'. I mean, $30,000 a year ain't that much money in a household. If you got three kids, you got to get all that money back. What are you talking about?

I don't know. Ms. Pat just said $30,000 ain't a lot of money. I'm doing arenas now. I'm doing theaters. I'm doing arenas now put me down about five about three four years 800-585-1051 what's something you stole a bribe you took or a scam you committed that you would have to claim to the irs because right now the irs is saying they want to know all illegal activity they want you to, but they're not going to tell a po-po on you. So let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Ms. Pat Alco host here. Yes, indeed. Now if you're just joining us, Charlemagne gave Donkey of the Day to who? Man, Donkey of the Day went to everybody who is going to be reporting their crimes on their taxes. I don't know if y'all heard, but stolen property must be reported when filing taxes. So says the IRS.

Not just stolen property, but drug sales, bribes you took, any crime where you got... Prostitution. Prostitution. Any crime where you got some money, you got to report the fair market value of it on your taxes. So they say. Whoever stole my Gucci glasses out of Chicago, I need you to report my glasses with my prescription in them. No. They don't stole three pair of my glasses

out of Chicago. Well, stop getting Gucci prescription glasses. Just get a regular prescription. Stop going to Chicago. I gotta go. Hello, who's this? Yo. We can hear you, man. What's something you stole or a bribe you took or some illegal

activity you did, brother? No, that's not the question. The question is, what crime you gonna file on your taxes the CPN guys like credit privacy numbers they like to help people get an apartment and what did you do oh he be selling those numbers I guess to help people's credit yeah yeah how much you made last year doing that so like 12,000 so you the one you the reason why they keep trying to buy my house Cause you out here selling our phone now No don't hang up on him

I had to Don't do that Cause he gonna be reporting Doing his illegal activity on the phone He the one He the reason why we get all these scam calls Ain't you the son of a cop Act like one

What you gonna tell on him I tell it on him so I? Act like one. What, you want me to tell him? I tell him on himself. I got his number. Let that man, if they want to tell him on himself, tell him. He retired. Boy, you know he can't sleep. He a wrong complexion. Hello, who's this?

Yo, this is Bree from Virginia. Bree from Virginia, 757. Tell us what crime you going to file on your taxes. What you going to file? What crime you going to file on your taxes, brother? Man, I ain't going to file none of them on mine. Well, what you did then that you should be filing? Well, check this out. So I was put in a situation some years ago, and they took my money.

And the case ended up getting dismissed. But with the amount of money, they couldn't release it back to me unless I could show our ass records. So if I would have found it, then I would have got that money back. So what'd you get arrested for? No. I ain't disclosing that one, buddy.

This 757. You know that, you know what I mean? How much was it that you made? It was like 40K. All right, so let me break it down. You got to report that on your taxes. Let me break it down.

You were driving through Virginia, 757. You have 40,000 cash in the car because you was about to go re-up. The cops pulled you over, but there was no way to say that you were actually going to re-up. So they arrested you. The case was thrown out. But now you can't get the $40,000 back because you can't say where that money came from.

Correct. But now you can file it on your taxes. You better not file it on your taxes. Oh, you don't want your money back then. Because if you file it, you can get it back. Now, you know, you could say your mom or dad gave you a loan for $40,000. You were going to buy a car. You know you can say that.

Let me ask you something. Did they bring the drug sniffing dogs out? No. Because that happened to me one time. I had like $20,000 on me. I was like 16. And they knew I was a drug dealer. And the police said well i'm bringing a drug sniffing dog well i had the money in my underwear and after it come out

my underwear ain't no cocaine sniff on they came my money back they was like no drugs but it's something else i read about that in your book you said the dog fainted after he smelled his money after you put the money out the drug the the dog fared. It don't matter. I got it back. You a fang, too, if you catch it on the wrong day. Y'all have a blessing, brother. All right, bro. Did you get the money back? You good with your people?

They all right? They fronted you back again? I don't know what you're talking about. Exactly. What is it? Anthony, you be asking too many damn questions. This is a leading question, too. You're going to get a shot through the phone. Get a shot through the phone.

What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is y'all can fall for this if y'all want to. I can't tell you what to do, but I wouldn't do it. Put your dope money in your underwear so it can kill the sense. What? Oh, my gosh. All right, when we come back, we got the rumor report. We got to talk Young Miami.

She was acting on BMF. Oh, my God. They drug her young Miami. She was acting on BMF. Oh, my God. They drug her to Miami. We're going to talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys.

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you get your podcasts. Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy, we are The Breakfast Club. We got our co-host Miss Pat hanging out with us this morning. All week actually. That's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our co-host, Miss Pat, hanging out with us this morning. All week, actually. That's right. Season 3 of The Miss Pat Show is on BET Plus right now. That's right. Make sure you definitely check it out. And re-watch it, and re-watch it. And that's how we get a season 4.

There you go. And shout out to Tammy Roman. She's on that as well, right? That's my sister right there. That's my homie, Miss Tammy Roman. I see you and Tammy doing all kinds of stuff. You know, I saw you on that little crazy show she was on that's right yeah i'm on that little crazy show what was it uh cheaters cheaters unfaithful unfaithful unfaithful i said what i guess i thought she had you there to choke somebody out no sometimes they get a little around over there you know she don't need me to hold her down i might need her to hold me down there because she get busy you do not need to be on no poster with the title on it.

I'm a relationship expert. I'm a relationship expert. I talk to the young men about making the right decisions. I tell them that what I did in my past and how to get changed and how they can be better men. We go through it. We talk about it. Sometimes I give these brothers hugs

and sometimes we talk about it. Let me tell you something about Tamronowe I love her I don't watch a lot of TV But that show That had me Hollering the first season Yes That's all we talk about

Go watch Tammy on this show Tammy is good on that show She's great on that show Yes she is She's the perfect person Because me I be crying with the girl No she break them down

Alright well let's get to the rumors Let's talk Young Miami Rue my hazard Rue my Rue my hazard Call out her name Or you gossiping Or you chatty patty No, she break them down. All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Young Miami. Rumor has it. Rumor has it. Call out her name or you gossiping or you chatty patting. I don't gossiping. This is the rumor report.

I mean, I guess we on The Breakfast Club. This is where the tea spills, right? Yes. On The Breakfast Club. Now, Young Miami was on the BMF over the weekend, and she debuted as an actress. Do we have a clip of that? Meech, where's my husband?

He's shooting us out of the club. I'm just shooting. I saw the clip. I'm so sorry. Look, please be kidding me. What the f*** did you write for me? Why you do this to me? I'll make it right. I promise. I want whoever did this to pay.

Get the f*** out of here. That wasn't an acting debut, right? Because she's in that Netflix movie, You People? Or acting debut in BMF. Oh, okay. So she was trending. People didn't necessarily love it. I heard you chuckle a little bit, Ms. Pat.

No, I was just reading the comments. Because I really don't even, you know, I'm not into that role. I'm 50 years old. I hang out with young Miami mama. I don't know what young Miami be doing. You was in the ATL streets when BMF was prevalent, though. I was. I remember that.

I remember big meets. I was a drug dealer back in them days. I know. I know that history. They should have got you, too. Huh? The feds should have got you, too. That's what you're saying.

The feds should have got you. I sold drugs like a Christian. I wasn't beating up nobody. I wasn't shooting nobody. I had the bob in my hand and the dope in the middle of the Bible. You prayed over the dope before you served it? Yes, I did. Don't let...

Hey, make sure it's good so they can come back. Well... Well, let me tell you about Young Miami. She played Dina and she had a heavy scene. Little Meech... Well, Big Meech. He plays Big Meech. Broke news to her that her husband had died.

So the scene called for tears. And fans said they couldn't tell if Miami was laughing or crying. Let's hear it one more time. Meech, where's my husband? He's shooting outside the club. I'm so sorry. Look, please be kidding me. What the f*** is right for me?

Stop, stop. Stop doing this. I'll make it right. What the f*** is right for me? I'm fine. I'm fine with doing this. I'll make it right. You know what it is. I want whoever did this to pay. She sound too much like Young Miami. And I know that's who she is. Let me tell y'all something from having a show three seasons in.

Acting is about connecting. It is. You have to believe that you that person. Yeah. And so it's gonna take time when you got a rapper. She rap or sing, right?

Yeah, she rap. And then you throw her into this role and she probably didn't have a lot of, you know... Prep time. Rehearsal time. She ain't no actress.

She ain't no actress. So she's famous and they throw her in this role so you gotta give her a few more chances before we just drag her now That ain't how the internet works You know that

I know Cause they was killing her They was I just I just turned it off I said who is Yama They over here Killing her acting

I'm glad I'm on BET And they didn't notice me The three seasons in Well she did respond On IG She said If I'm crying Why y'all laughing

Y'all play too much That was her response Cause they were killing us. She said she don't look like she's crying. It's acting, though. So I can laugh at your fake tears. It don't get better, Miami. Don't worry about it.

Is that the one like the golden shower? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, next time bring them golden showers to the scene. That's stupid. Now, Jordan Sparks, she was trending over the weekend. She sang the national anthem. And let's hear it. It's a red light, the world was singing.

And it blew through the night. That our flag was still there. Ooh. That a flag was still there Till I was danced to a spangled banner That sounded like the bootleg copy of the Chris Rock audio we played earlier. That sounded like she was trying to make sure the back of the church heard her. That was Jordan Sparks. She can sing, though. I'm here to support all black women, black things.

This is woman history, am I right? Yes, this is. Jordan Sparks just had one or two kids and she's been home for a while. She's been singing in the shower. It's the first time I've seen her in a long time. Y'all ain't about to drag Jordan Sparks. She might have a little had drunk a coca-cola and that acid was still in her throat while she was trying to belt this stuff out so that sounded more like a a sound

issue than her actual voice it sounded like the building was empty but it wasn't yeah just back there were no acoustics all them things on the wall what it calls soundproof acoustics, all them things on the wall. Acoustics, acoustics, acoustics. Sound proof acoustics. To bring her voice back. Her voice went out the door. Yeah, I think that was the sound. That don't sound like her voice. No, because she can sing. She can sing, sing, sing. She make you pull your bra off.

Well, don't make you pull your bra off. Come on, Buckley or Charlemagne. It is killing me. I was going to come here this morning with a noun on, but I didn't want y'all to tell me not to put my foot on the table. Jesus. And lastly, Chloe Bailey. She was performing out in Boston. That's actually at the track meet my son was running at.

And they were throwing lights at her as she was performing. And she was dodging the lights. It was like the light bands. It was more of a teen and kid type of thing. All right. Now, y'all be respectful of my cousin. She said, the kids were trying to give me their light up wristbands.

They weren't throwing things at me to be mean. It was a great show. Not everything is negative. Oh, you mean like when people throw beads at Mardi Gras? Yes. They were throwing the lights at her. She was dodging them, though. She was dodging them just like the Matrix. She was going in and out, dodging them. So she might have been fully dressed, because if she was dressed like I seen in that video, they wouldn't have been throwing no armbands at her. What would they be

doing? What was you throwing at 13? That girl ain't no 13. I'm talking about him. Them kids. Them kids were 13. You know what they would have been throwing. Don't play with me. You better boy. You got one at the house. Who keep it? Who sleep?

You wake him up and hand in the pants. Don't play. All right. Well, that is your rumor report. The People's Choice Mix is up next. We got more, so don't move.

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Listen free at the home of storytelling, audible.com slash delight. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Miss Pat is here, our co-host, and she just announced her tour. So tell them again, Miss Pat. My tour is called Your Girl and I'm Made. Tickets go on sale today at 10 o'clock.

First stop is Louisville, Kentucky. Go to misspatcomedy.com to get your tickets at 10 a.m. And don't forget to watch the third season of the Miss Pat Show. We over there killing it before they buy us. Before they buy us. Who going to buy y'all? Tyler Perry? I hope so.

I don't care who buys. As long as my checks don't stop, let me tell you something. Trump can buy me as long as he don't cut the mid-pass show off. Tyler Perry already owns 25% of BET Plus. That's right. And them checks clear like your VISA line. They're going to jump on you about that Trump line, Ms. Pat. Who's going to jump on me about that Trump line?

Whoever they is. I don't care about whoever they is. Don't be inboxing me. I can't read no way. Lord have mercy. Just to fill y'all in, guys, Miss Pat gonna be in Kansas City coming

up. She gonna be in San Jose, Richmond, Virginia, Oklahoma, OK, Nashville, Tennessee, Washington, Kentucky, Louisville, Kentucky, and

Indianapolis. So definitely. Catch her while you can at them comedy clubs. She go in the theaters. Theater starts September 8th with Louisville, Kentucky is the first one. In Richmond, Virginia, I'm on my way there too in Kansas City.

Richmond is already sold out. You have a comedy club? Yo, it's a comedy club. I'm ending my comedy tour. Go ahead, Miss Peg. Going out to shoot something and get back into theaters. I'm just going to tell y'all something today. She smoking out here.

L.A. she'll be there on the 16th. Raleigh she'll be there. 40 million a weekend. Baltimore. 40 million a weekend. Indianapolis. 40 million a weekend. Miami. 40 million a weekend.A. she'll be there on the 16th. Raleigh she'll be there. $40 million a weekend. Baltimore. $40 million a weekend. Minneapolis. Minneapolis. Miami.

$40 million a weekend. Dallas. We had a million dollars already, five shows, Ms. Pat. Washington, D.C. Then she goes to Pennsylvania. Then Texas. Then Houston. Then another date in Georgia.

Another date in Chicago. Another one. Don't you ever tell your family you ain't got it, Ms. Pat. They can't count. Atlanta. I'm coming home, baby. and I don't ever play Atlanta. December the 16th. At Center Stage.

At Center Stage. I'll be there. That's right. So get your tickets. Again, head to MissPatComedy.com and get your tickets. All right? When we come back, we got the positive note. It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Miss Pat is still here with us as our co-host for the week. That's right. Now, we got a positive note. I do, but first I want to tell everybody, man,

make sure you go get your tickets for the Black Effect Podcast Festival happening Saturday, April 22nd in Atlanta at Pullman Yards. Man, some of your favorite podcasts live, like the 85 South Show, Horrible Decisions, Reasonably Shady with Giselle and Robin. We got Checking In with Michelle Williams. We have a business and podcasting panel with Tameka Mallory and Teslin Figueroa. You heard Teslin on earlier today. So make sure you go get your tickets.

It's all hosted by me and my good sister, Jess Hilarious, man. Saturday, April 22nd at Pullman Yards in Atlanta. Go to Eventbrite right now to get yourious, man. Saturday, April 22nd at Pullman Yards in Atlanta. Go to Eventbrite right now to get your tickets, man. And I'm happy because if we keep going at this pace, we are definitely going to sell out. So make sure you go get your tickets, man.

Go to Eventbrite right now. And for more information, go to blackeffect.com. Okay? Okay. I just got to tell everybody too, Drake announced, all my Drake fans,

he announced his All Blur Tour with 21 Savage. So if you want to get tickets to that, you better get your my Drake fans, he announced his All Blur tour with 21 Savage. So if you want to get tickets to that, you better get your tickets now, because I'm sure it's probably sold out already. Buy tickets for Black Effect Podcast Festival first. No, come buy Ms. Pat tickets first, and then your tickets. There you go. So it's something for you to do.

Drake don't need no money. Whether you like podcasts, comedy, music, it's something for you to do. Why my podcast not at your Black Effect? I'm black as hell. I would love for Ms. Pat to be on Black Effect. I thought we tried one time. You ain't never replied to the people, Miss Pat. Miss Pat, before you do that, make sure you ain't on the road.

All jokes aside, Miss Pat be saying she can't read her emails. She might be right. We sent like three emails. I can read. She even showed me in her inbox that it was there. And she squinted a little bit. But she ain't never replied to nobody. Oh, Lord have mercy.

Oh, you have a good day. Have a good day. I can't join the Black Effect right now. I thought you were just having a party down there with podcasts. I was like, that's what's there. Oh, you got your people Up under your Okay No you can come I'd love to have you there

If you in town You probably in town I'm sure you're gonna show that If I'm in town I'll come But let's do the positive note man The positive note comes from The good sister Nadra Tawad man

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