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live from the black mothership in new york city it's dj mv and charlemagne to god it's different
you know i'm saying like y'all know what y'all talking about Thank you, y'all
Be blessed, love, I love y'all
Collectively known as
Breakfast Club, bitches
I'm always nervous when I do the Breakfast Club
Because sometimes you say stuff
And it's just gonna get you in trouble
Good morning, USA
Charlamagne Tha God
Peace to the planet, it's Tuesday Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Charlamagne Tha God.
Peace to the planet.
It's Tuesday.
Yes, and we got our special guest host.
She's back, Miss Pat.
Good morning.
We done stole Miss Pat from Atlanta for the day.
That's right.
Man, shut your mouth.
The people know you here, Miss Pat.
You always trying to get a sister fired.
Will you shut your face? You got too many jobs to get fired from, Ms. Pat.
I sure do.
Please.
It's like when I had Section 8.
Please fire me so my ring can go back to free.
Damn.
You got radio.
You got the judge show.
You got the Ms. Pat show.
And you stand up.
Damn, Ms. Pat.
And I got another show coming soon.
I love it.
I'm trying to work.
I got to eat.
You're doing more than trying, and you're eating.
Shut up.
No, I didn't mean it like that, Ms. Pat.
Jesus, all right?
She just walked in.
I didn't mean it like that.
I just got off a cruise, man.
I had so much peace in me.
I took like eight colon cleaners, cleanser, and I think I was in the bathroom for three days.
Man.
I was just trying to lose eight pounds that I gained on the cruise.
So where'd you go on the cruise?
I went on Burke Chrysler Cruise.
Fully loaded.
It was all white people.
So I found 22 black people to go with me.
I had to perform.
And I'm like, I'm not getting on this boat with all these white people by myself.
Seven day cruise?
Five day cruise?
It was a five day cruise.
But when I tell you we turned that thing black, we we turn that thing black white people didn't even know they can
dance when we got there damn we had a black like Alabama Riverboat crew black
well we would have did that had some jumped out yeah we didn't have to okay
well yeah it was just 22 of us so we was like what is it wasn't even 1% with the
3,000 white people on the boat okay but. But I didn't want to go by myself,
so I just gathered friends and my husband and everybody,
and we went.
Well, I'm glad you made it back safely.
Absolutely.
Oh, Bert Krashen, my friend,
he ain't going to let nothing happen to me.
Yeah, he a comedian, right?
Yeah, he a comedian.
He do arenas.
Yeah, I used to love cruises,
because at one time, cruises weren't that expensive,
and then you get unlimited food,
you get to hop to different islands,
you get free shows, because the shows are free.
I used to love cruises, but I haven't been on a cruise in a long time.
Charlemagne, you've never been on a cruise, right?
I've never been on a cruise in my life.
This is the first time I ever stayed in the rich person area.
So we was in the suites.
And I was like, no wonder this crap cost so much.
I mean, they just had bought a 1942 Patron Land out.
And my son, my kids never went to their little crappy rooms.
They stayed upstairs with me because I was in the two-bedroom.
They just kept taking the alcohol down to the pool.
My son, Juma, was literally in the pool with a 50-year-old woman motorboating her.
He was so drunk.
I was like, she old and white, Juma.
Y'all go get him out of the pool.
She probably was having the time of her life on that crew.
He was having him the time of his life.
Jesus.
I've never been on a cruise.
I can't see myself out in the water for days at a time.
It's really fun. It's nice. It's a good time.
You don't really sail
in the daytime. In the daytime, you're usually on a different
island. At nighttime, you're cruising. That's when
you're usually sleeping and you're gambling or watching the show.
You don't really experience it.
You should do it, Solomonlamagne. You done did everything
else. I'm good.
Why you looking at me like that?
Don't look at me so judgmental.
I hate black folk when they don't try something.
I'm good.
I'm going to eat octopus and they won't do it.
Try to do what?
This is a family show.
This is a family show.
Oxtopus?
Huh?
You're telling us what June bucked to that white woman on that crew.
Jesus Christ.
I'm right.
This ain't no family show.
Junebuck listened to this show.
All right.
Well, let's get the show cracking.
We got front page news.
Teslin Figaro will be joining us.
So we'll come back with that next.
So don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy.
Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club. Our guest co-host, Miss Pat is here. And let's get in some front page news. club good morning morning everybody it's dj envy charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club our
guest co-host miss pat is here and let's get in some front page news morning tiz good morning dj
envy good morning miss pat again good morning yes you were here the first you were here the
first week that i did front page news and you still here girl i thought they'd be done switch you out too and tell my look up is something new
in that chair let's jump right into let's talk about biden they're saying biden biden should
consider dropping out david axelrod who served as a senior advisor to former president barack
obama suggested that president joe biden may want to reconsider his election bid as he potentially faces another race for the White House against former President Donald Trump.
Now, his comments came after the New York Times poll that was published on Sunday.
But again, guys, we've been seeing these polls over and over and over.
But this particular poll found Trump led Biden in five of the six key battleground states ahead of 2024. Trump led Biden by 10 points in Nevada,
six points in Georgia, five points in Arizona,
five points in Michigan, and four points in Pennsylvania.
Biden took the lead over Trump in Wisconsin by two points.
These are all critical areas that he must have
in order to win.
Let's take a listen to what David Axelrod has said,
and I'm gonna give you some more information.
You have a racist attorney general
who made some terrible statements. I mean, did you see some more that came You have a racist attorney general who made some terrible statements
and did you see some more that came
over the wires today?
That's the wrong audio.
That sounded like that was Donald Trump.
Mr. Trump obviously can engage in all of these distractions
and that is what
is exactly wrong.
We're talking about Biden.
It's not in?
No, we don't have that in there.
Yes, it's in there.
It's in there?
Let's try again.
It didn't come through.
Is this the best path?
I suspect that he will say yes.
But time is fleeting here,
and this is probably the last moment for him to do that check,
and it's probably good if he does well here's the
thing i agree with david axelrod but uh what's the plan b like you know we've been talking about
this for a while i feel like both republicans and democrats need to move away from their front
runners but the difference is republicans have a bench you can point to nikki haley you can point
to chris christie tim scott uh vavik ramaswamy you know mike pinch even though he dropped out they just got a real bench democrats do not so what's the plan b there is well they
don't have a bench because they were told to sit down you know there would have been a bench uh if
if individuals were allowed to get up and raise their hand they coalesced already behind joe biden
said that if anybody ran it would be uh hurting the chances of beating trump which if people are
going to vote against donald trump they are going to vote against Donald Trump,
they're going to vote against Donald Trump. Why not have more than one option?
And, you know, I'm really in sick of people saying, oh, you're helping Trump by saying this.
No, Joe Biden is helping Trump at this point. Joe Biden is helping Trump.
If they do not have other options, what Axelrod is simply saying is let's get other options.
And when they were Axelrod says this, that means conversations have been going on behind the scenes that mean him and president obama had a little chat too don't you better
believe it you better believe people saying well uh axelrod told obama not to run this biden is not
obama this is a different time obama's also biden is not running against donald trump we had a former
president on the stand yesterday and still is beating President Biden.
So what does that say?
I just want to be clear on a couple of things and I'll toss it back because I want to make sure people get this information.
President Biden never had progressives out the jump.
Remember, President Biden said in 2019 that he will be a one term president.
He said himself that he was going to be a placeholder and that he signaled that he would
be a one term president.
He never had progressives. Bernie Sanders had to beg progressives to beg for a president Biden and that he signaled that he would be a one-term president he never had
progressives bernie sanders had to beg progressives to beg for a president biden so he lost those
voters you see black voters falling off one by one every day but then now let's look at what's
happening with michigan with muslim voters look at what rashida talib literally went out and said
we will remember we will organize against you in 2024 you have have to have the Muslim vote in Michigan, period.
No ifs, ands, and buts about it.
The Hispanic votes are now being split even more.
The coalition is literally leaving.
In addition to 500,000 people are now on strike.
Forget the polls.
Let's look at the 500,000 people that are on strike.
You cannot ignore these folks, Charlemagne.
This is a real problem.
So if you love Democrats, for you Democrats this is a real problem so if you love democrats
for you democrats are in the comments if you love democrats the way you do if you love joe biden the
way you do if you love black people the way that you do you should be urging this party to say let's
have a different choice we're simply asking for a choice we have a year out and so when it comes
down to it if biden is the only choice fine go with biden but right now what is wrong with the
other choice yeah i mean you know you can organize against him but yeah to your point what's the plan
b what is the other choice and by the way there is other options out there but the media doesn't
focus on them you have the marianne williamsons of the world the cornell west rfk jr but they
we're told those are options that can't win and they probably can't but if you want biden to sit
down who could they put in that position that could win? I'm with all of this conversation.
But what is the plan B?
All right.
Well, Mayor Pete, he wanted to run once.
Senator Warren, what about the folks that...
You know America ain't voting for a gay man, sadly.
You know that ain't happening.
Well, what about the option?
I'm just saying, what about the option?
Even if they don't do it, what about the option?
Can they at least run?
Did he say he was gay? Yes. Secretary Pete? Secretary Pete? Even if they don't do it, what about the option? Can they at least respond?
Did he say he was gay?
Yes.
Secretary Pete?
Secretary Pete?
Yes.
I don't know no secretary.
Secretary Pete is great, too, by the way.
The sad part of this is Biden don't even know he running.
All right.
Well, that is front page two.
You don't know what's going on.
Why don't people just talk about me?
Potato soup.
That's all he's trying to say. They just told me to be here and today and today is election day too so today is a lot of local elections are today so get out
there and vote today is election day all right well get it off your chest 800-585-1051 if you
need to vent phone lines are wide open again 800-585-1051. Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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It's a new day.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Wait.
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Hello, who's this?
Hey, what's up, DJ?
Anthony, it's Front Page.
Front Page, what up?
Get it off your chest.
Yeah, man, real quick.
This is for Dr. Charlemagne.
What's up, man?
In the mental welfare area.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
What I was wanting to say, that conversation you had with Buttigieg and what Saucy was
saying, you're in that mental zone as far as guiding Americans
to where they are.
So we got to admit that
everyone's under a form of psychosis.
When it comes to religion,
you're all confused.
Everyone's confused with that.
You've been lied to.
So then when you hear someone,
a politician like Buttigieg,
talk about who's against marriage
and things of that nature
and having a real conversation
about this right here,
it blows my mind because at the end of the day,
it's a psychosis.
It's a form of sickness.
And clearly, you can hear it in something.
You're too old to be gay.
When you're going to be too old to be gay,
that's life defense.
It's just a mess and they're confusing these youngsters out here.
That's just my opinion on that.
Well, you're entitled to your opinion.
Hello, who's this?
That's it, that's it.
Hey, it's DJ Ember.
It's your man.
I was worried about what beat you up.
What did I say?
I was telling you
the title of his opinion.
Hello.
What's your name, brother?
It's Tyler.
What's going on,
every Charlemagne,
Miss Pat, good morning.
It's true.
Thank you, Charlemagne.
But that's true.
Some of my own
just ice rubbers
and listeners,
what they feel about
me inlife crisis.
I'm only going through this because in my reality, I feel like I probably got 25 years left on this earth.
How are they supposed to work out now?
And I ain't accomplished everything I wanted to during these 49 years.
He's having a midlife crisis right now.
So what's going on in your midlife crisis?
Is it something that you want to do?
You want to cheat? No, it's just pretty much. I ain't looking. I'm looking. My what's going on in your midlife crisis? Is it something that you want to do or what are you going to do?
You want to cheat?
No, it's just pretty much
I'm looking
my life's good
but it ain't where
I want it at.
So now I'm just looking
at the last end of the days
because it's like
Damn, man.
You still young.
It's never too late
to pivot.
Just go out there
and start doing
what it is you want to do.
What you want to do
that you think
you're going to die
before you get to do it? You want to start a podcast you think you're going to die before you get to do it?
You want to start a podcast.
You want to be a rapper?
Exactly.
How you know that?
You remember me, right?
You want to be a rapper?
Yeah, I just found out I can't rap no more. We had the Palmdale reunion.
I just found out I can't rap no more.
Go ahead, man.
Go ahead, spit your balls, man.
You can start making mixtapes tomorrow.
That's right.
You can start right now.
Let's go.
Cartier, Megalene, Palmdale, PDP, 904 high gold let it grow
let it go
alright that's enough
I like that
you snapping granddad
why you lying on him like that
go go
but I love you guys
good morning
continue doing what you doing
you gonna probably die
before you become a rapper
damn
damn
Jesus
50 cents there
get rich and die trying
what the hell is you like Palo Santo that weed you want a smoke smoke no I want no weed Damn. Jesus, Miss Pat. He said 50 cents there, get rich and die trying, didn't he?
What the hell is you like?
Palo Santo.
That weed you want to smoke some? No, I want no weed, but you in that voodoo chair.
Now you got to do a French fry burning.
She said I got a French fry burning.
That wouldn't look like a French fry burning.
She said you sit in that voodoo chair.
Palo Santo.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, hit us up now.
What are you looking at me like that, Miss Pat?
I ain't putting no spell on you.
Well, don't be burning that stuff.
My hair new.
The Breakfast Club.
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Hello, who's this?
Hey, it's Bianca.
Hey, Bianca.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Get it off your chest, mama.
I just wanted to shout out my HBCU.
It's our homecoming week.
Go to Landersmith College.
Well, now it's Landersmith University.
Where that at?
In Little Rock, Arkansas.
Okay.
Sleuth to Little Rock.
How many students y'all have?
I never heard of that HBCU.
30?
It's quite a bit.
It's a real small HBCU.
We're a private school.
Okay.
Let me see.
Let me look this up.
HBCU.
I never heard that one.
Y'all got a song?
No.
No, forget the song.
Do you have a logo?
Yeah, we have a logo how many students y'all are made they say uh no it's a privately historically private historically black college oh well salute to you you have a good weekend man enjoy you got
to go to class though this week though well friday you could you could you know play a little bit but
you gotta go to class until friday at. What people go to your school to be?
Anything.
Philanthropists from Philander.
Hey, Mr. McNo, that can't be right.
What's that? It says maximum capacity, 200.
Y'all got more than 200, don't you?
Way more than 200. Way more.
Y'all got a football team?
Nah, we ain't got no football team.
How y'all have a homecoming with no football team?
Usually it's a football game.
Basketball.
Oh, basketball.
Okay.
They just having a cookout.
That's all I'll do, y'all.
All right.
Well, congratulations, man.
Have a good one.
Enjoy it and enjoy it and enjoy it.
Hopefully, I mean, I try to go to a little HBCU, too.
I just never heard that one.
Run the ball.
Don't disrespect her and say a little HBCU.
Don't disrespect us, DJ. You know what I'm saying?
I didn't say a little HBCU. Yes, you did. I tried to go to a little HBCU. Don't disrespect us, DJ. You know what I'm saying? I didn't say a little HBCU.
Yes, you did.
I tried to go to a little HBCU, too.
No, I said I tried to go.
Don't do that, DJ.
I didn't.
I said I go on a little HBCU tour, and I try to hit up all the HBCUs,
and hopefully we can put that on the schedule and stop by yours one time.
They ain't going to be open when you get there.
Okay.
What did you say, Pat?
They ain't going to be open when you get there.
They not going to be open.
They open all the time. They open from you get there. Okay. What'd you say, Pat? They ain't going to be open when you get there. They're not going to be open. They're open all the time.
They're open from 8 to 12.
Well, Bri, you have a good one, all right?
Enjoy your week.
Thank you.
And salute to all the HBCUs out there.
Get it off your chest.
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If you need to vent, you can hit us up.
Now, when we come back, we got your rumor report.
Young Miami gives advice on how to pull a diddy.
She gonna tell y'all, ladies, if y'all listen.
There's only one diddy, though. Huh?
Excuse me, who? That diddy old.
Everybody can pull an old man.
Oh, my God. Little sugar puff daddy.
How to pull a sugar puff daddy.
How you pull a rich old man. That's what she
should have said. But we'll talk about it when we come back
at The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ En nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club miss pat is here and listen i want to salute to my guy doug melville man his book invisible generals is out today
you know this is the latest release off my book in print black privilege publishing with simon
and schuster man so uh invisible generals is out today
i was wondering why you had that white man look like this ain't no white man this is a black man
oh he likes him yes oh i thought i thought we used to work for him i'm sorry
this is one of the original tuskegee airmen right here okay all right benjamin o davis senior
go get it y'all if you read yeah if you read it
man come on let's get to the rumors call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty
this is the rumor report i mean i guess we on the breakfast club this is where the tea spills right
is your country falling apart feelingressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country.
I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
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Be part of a great colonial tradition.
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where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,
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So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records.
It's a family friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right.
A podcast for all ages. One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th.
I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it.
Make sure you check it out. Hey, of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out.
Hey, y'all. Nimany here.
I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast
for kids and families called Historical Records.
Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.
Flash, slam, another one gone
Bash, bam, another one gone
The crack of the bat and another one gone The tip of the cap, there's another one gone Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.
Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know?
I wouldn't give up my seat.
Nine months before Rosa, it was called a moment.
Get the kids in your life excited about history
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Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app,
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Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist
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There are crooks everywhere you look now.
The situation is desperate.
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On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world.
It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level.
We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab,
blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together. Secrets are revealed as we
rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by. You know who
they are. Sydney, Allison and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back
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So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio
app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Now ladies out there, if you're looking for
a baller, fellas as well, well Young Miami
schools you on how to pull a ditty.
I'm single, okay?
How do I get me a ditty?
Like, y'all was talking, like, about intimacy.
I'm like, I want that for me.
So, what's some advice you can give me about bagging me a ditty type?
I think, I don't know, because people say that I wasn't ditty type, but clearly I am.
So, I think that you just got to be yourself because people,
they gravitate to
what's real.
Like, so many people
try to be something
they deny.
Like, you just got to
be yourself.
I'm just myself.
I'm just that bitch
and that's how you
just bag a nigga.
Period.
I don't know
what to tell y'all.
I know what to tell y'all.
Get a damn job.
Okay, okay.
Stop looking for
these old men
to rub on you
and they can't do
nothing but rub on you.
There you go, Miss Pat.
You want to be ate to death?
When you're older, your jaw gets tired now.
You can't even eat it to death, really.
You're looking for a little while.
All right.
Get a job.
He's going to lick you like a scuba diver.
It's all fun and games until you can't recognize the signs of a stroke
or a heart attack or whatever else that old man might be dealing with.
And he's going to fell asleep down there.
And then you got to call an ambulance with ingredients on his face.
Get a job.
That's how you get a ditty.
Soulja Boy, he apologizes to J. Cole.
So if you don't know what happened, let me bring you back up to speed.
Yesterday, we reported that J. Cole was saying that when Soulja Boy first came out, he kind of hated on Soulja Boy.
Around the time Soulja Boy came out, I don't know how this happened, but I had a realization within myself.
Because I'm hearing that s*** and I'm like, man, this s***.
Soulja Boy, it sounds crazy to say now because it's such a classic to me.
But at that time, I had resistance.
Similar to when you came out and your class came out.
I had resistance.
Nah, that's not the thing that I love.
Like, y'all f*** with this.
Like, I was one of them.
And it was literally a part of me that had a realization.
And I was young.
I'm proud of myself for this realization.
Because I was like, like bruh you a
hater like yo you are literally hating yeah like you are literally you know you like this actually
well soldier boy heard that yesterday he responded yesterday i don't know if you guys remember buddy
wild out he was lame nobody never listened to jay cole where i'm from simple you was like a jay-z
ass nigga nobody never listened to jay-z nobody never listened to you lyrical ass nobody give a all that lyrical spiritual
you're not counting me in the real world bro you you got nice bars i understand what you was trying
to say words felt different next time when you was growing upja Boy wasn't your type of music and you realized, I don't
know what the, I don't know what the f*** you was trying to say.
I love witnessing Soulja Boy process things in his mind.
In real time.
I love it, man.
I love it.
He gave a compliment and he just went off.
Well, yesterday he was on live with, he went live with Nicki Minaj and Nicki Minaj broke
down what J. Cole was probably trying to say he had to keep it real with himself and admit that people like you are are what was
really like keeping the wave going and like really bringing the energy and some people and he didn't
want to really say that to certain people or admit that or he basically gave you props like yo
people like you so what the was you on when you misinterpreted it and now you sitting here
doing the most again i don't know man i guess so i'm gonna go with y'all if nikki that's the last
person that stepped in nikki say i heard him all i heard what i heard but all right cool he's not
even he don't even
strike me as that type of person and you know like why would he out of nowhere just come on
somewhere and say i ain't no he that's that's exactly what i said jay cole was just saying
he was a hater bottom line point blank period that's it nothing more nothing less he used big
words and that thing sold your boy off because i go off like that sometime then my daughter who's got a college degree she had to tell her mama hey it's different
they like you so i said i have to apologize no that's also and soldier knows what j cole was
trying to say he just didn't like it in that moment and now he came to his senses well he did
apologize on on uh twitter yesterday instagram he says my bad dog j cole sorry for the confusion
keep doing your ish we We from two different worlds.
I stand on what I stand on. It's hard
coming from where I did, man. I dealt with a lot of hate
my whole career, so it was just mess to think
that it would come from you. He was triggered.
He'd been getting hated on since he came out
and he was just triggered. That's all.
By the way, you should never take anything
Soulja Boy says personally
because we get a Soulja Boy rant at least
once a month about something right okay
you shouldn't even take it personal who can't be jealous of soldier boy i mean he came out and had
a kindergarten song and the i mean kids graduated to that song old mamas liked it sometime i even
say soldier boy whoo what that ain't what you just wanted to breathe you got a girl on this pack that was just a breath
you just let out a breath
I don't know what you just did
you ain't breathed since you've been here
you ain't breathed since 6 o'clock this morning
you can go to hell
old greasy little black man
okay
you can go to hell
alright
you damn right I got on a girl
and that is your rumor report.
Ooh, wow.
All right.
Then we come back.
Oh, man, we got front page news.
Miss Pat is here.
Of course, she's our guest co-host for the morning.
So don't move.
It's the Breakfast Club for the morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Your mornings will never be the same.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast club we have miss pat
here our special guest co-host and let's get in some front page news what up tiz what's going on
dj and big miss pat charlemagne the guy good morning good morning now last night in the nfl
the chargers beat the jets 27 to 6 washed the jets last night and let's jump right into the
news what happened with Donald Trump?
Yeah, contentious day yesterday with testimony.
The judge told him to make sure he didn't give any speeches, and he did exactly that.
He was on the witness stand in his civil case against him and his business. He spent the time on the stand attacking the New York attorney general who brought the case,
and the judge overseeing the trial itself.
Trump called it a political witch hunt.
He told the judge that it's a terrible thing that you've done.
You believe this political hack back there, and it is unfortunate.
After the court, he had a few words to say,
and also Attorney James had a few words to say as well.
Let's listen to both.
You have a racist attorney general who made some terrible statements.
I mean, you see some more that came over the wires today.
It's a very sad situation for our country.
We shouldn't have this.
This is for third world countries.
And it's very unfair.
It's very unfair.
Mr. Trump obviously can engage in all of these distractions.
And that is exactly what he did, what he committed on the stand today, engaging in distractions and engaging in name calling.
But I will not be bullied.
I will not be harassed.
This case will go on.
It's amazing to me that judges lose their abilities to judge whenever they're dealing with Trump.
Like, stop telling me what Trump is doing wrong and stop punishing him for what he's doing wrong.
We couldn't act like that in court.
No.
You know what I mean?
So why is he allowed to act like that in court?
Because he's a former president?
Because he's white? Because he's, I guess he's i guess he's rich like which one is it yeah and a lot of them said that uh you know the the judge would show some restraint because they knew that trump was just
you know doing all of that so he could have a reason for appeal um but then even some legal
experts said that no matter you know when it comes down to appeal it really has to be a reason not
just because you know the the judge you know talked a certain way it has to be a legal reason but uh they said that was you know
possibly the reason why he had restraint but you're right uh charlamagne if it was us it
wouldn't matter appeal or not appeal um it certainly would have looked different so how
do you try somebody with dementia he got something he got something he got something he got dimension it's called
entitlement and privilege that's what he got he don't even know he trump
he need a social security check well let's talk about i know you mentioned election day earlier
but i want to kind of flush that out before we get out of here uh there this is election day
so off year and a lot of people don't talk about election day and off year this is usually when a lot of things happen especially
that you'll see unfold in 2024 so big race is going on now kentucky ohio virginia dozens of
other states is that 37 states are heading to the polls uh today and it is again uh going to make a
big difference for 2024 because whoever runs these governor the governors in
these states um these local elections mayor like um in in houston it has everything to do
um with what 2024 would look like we had a tamika mallory on the show uh earlier maybe i guess about
a couple months ago when she talked about daniel cameron running for governor and how it's important
that he doesn't win he is the one that is responsible for not making sure that the
murderers of ronald taylor went to jail so there's a lot of stuff't win. He is the one that is responsible for not making sure that the murderers of Breonna Taylor went to jail.
So there's a lot of stuff going on now as a total of 25 million people,
you know, that'll be weighing in on hot button issues today,
like abortion rights and all types of ballot measures.
So very, very important.
And I want to give myself a little plug.
My show tonight premieres on Revolt called Tez on 10.
And we are talking about the black vote
And elections so very very important
Day hope you guys pay attention and go to
The polls and vote your interests
Make sure you check out Tez on 10 on Revolt tonight
Thank you Charlamagne
Alright
Thank you Tez
And make sure you subscribe to Tez and Figaro's podcast
It's Great Shot No Chaser podcast
On the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network
And follow at Tez and Figaro on all social media platforms.
All right.
When we come back, Donnell Rawlings will be joining us.
We're going to kick it with Donnell.
When we come back, so don't move, it's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Yes.
Now our next guest is an American comedian, actor, and radio host.
He is best known as the cast member of the Comedy Central Sketch
Comedy TV series, Chappelle's Show.
Is that how he's best known? You also might have
seen him on The Wire and even did a little
stick in Spider-Man.
Why is your energy changing?
He grew up in Alexandria, Virginia.
Why are you a journalist now?
He was in the United States Air Force.
He was stationed in South Korea.
Ladies and gentlemen, you might know him from The Chappelle's Show and other works like The Corner, Guy Code, Guy Court.
And again, like I said, he was even in Spider-Man.
Is this the new Envy?
Ladies and gentlemen.
Is this the new Envy?
Boys and girls.
I think they cloned him.
Is this the new Envy?
We bring to you Donnell Rose.
I don't want that one.
Morning, everybody.
Welcome, Donnell.
How are you feeling today?
How are you, sir?
I'm pretty good today.
Good to see you.
I love your red socks.
Thank you, sir.
If y'all don't know, that's what it is.
That's right.
Take a look at it. That's the new Donnell.
Nice suit.
Thank you, sir.
You know what I'm saying?
Good fella.
Spiffy.
DILF.
And if people don't know what an acronym is, it's for Dedicated Involved Loving Father.
I know.
And one of y'all reported me on Instagram.
Somebody reported me.
It was either you or you.
Because I posted a picture. I posted a meme either you or you. Because I posted a picture.
I posted a meme,
which I always do.
I posted a meme
and it was weird
because usually
when I post memes
to disrespect y'all,
it goes ham.
And this meme,
get a close up on this.
This one right here.
And this one just...
Oh, I saw that one.
Right.
It got five comments.
Five likes.
And what happened? One of y'all reported me for abuse. You reported me? Yes, it was. Did you Five likes. And what happened?
One of y'all reported me for abuse.
Reported me?
Yes, it was.
Did you do that?
You reported me.
I ain't gonna lie, I was kind of mad that you took my face out of my picture
and put it on a woman's picture, and then you put him on my face.
The only reason is complexion.
You know who the top is?
They got light skin.
This picture got light skin legs, so it fits.
It fits you.
It fits you. That wouldn't have worked for Charlam light skin legs. So it fits. It fits you.
It fits you.
Look at that. It got light skin legs.
I was actually wondering why that picture didn't go far.
But I didn't reply.
I know you did.
I deleted it because
I was like, it's not getting the engagement that I want.
Is that why you wore your lawyer suit today, man?
No, this is not my lawyer suit.
Black people, we have more than one suit.
No, I got more.
As soon as I wear a suit, people are like this.
You got caught?
You all right?
Somebody getting married?
No, I'm just trying.
This is a new day.
It's a new dawn.
It's a new life.
And I'm feeling good.
This is my new thing.
Yeah.
Can we start this over?
How are you doing?
We have Donnell Rollins in the building.
Come on in, Donnell.
I was so excited to come up here.
Everybody was like, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
I didn't want to do it because there's too much beef out here.
Can you tell me about your comedy show, please?
The comedy show I have, I'm doing a New York Comedy Festival this weekend.
Right?
It's 9th through 11th.
But bigger than that, on the 10th, I'm taping my Netflix special produced by Dave Chappelle.
I'm coming, son.
I'm excited about that. Pause. I'm coming. I want to hear that. Pause. I'm coming. I'm taping my Netflix special produced by Dave Chappelle. I'm coming, son. I'm excited about that.
Pause. I'm coming. Pause.
I'm coming to the show.
It's going to be...
I'm excited about it. I did it.
I spoke about this before on this platform.
I did it before for some reason.
We just said we're going to shelve it and we're going to can it.
We want to start all over.
When I did the first one, Dave said,
Donnell, you're funny, but just being funny does not
make a great special. So this was two years ago ago so i had to go back to the drawing board you know not
reinvent myself but say okay what's going to uh make this special special so the stuff that i'm
talking about is self-reflective of me why why did it take so long for you to finally get a special
donnell um because it wasn't the right time okay as a performer or entertainer and this is where
people go crazy,
when you try to compare yourself to what other people are doing
and you see somebody else getting a certain amount of acknowledgement
or whatever, like, why is it not me?
And years ago, I felt that way.
I said, it's not me because it's not the right time.
You know?
And you're doing it in New York?
I'm doing it in New York.
You're doing your special in New York.
I'm doing my special in New York at the Hard Rock Hotel.
They got a beautiful ballroom space there. We're going to out shout out to ricky hugh shout out to dave
chappelle shout out to stan latham but i'll just put it like this it's just the right time but you
not like other comedians who go out there and have been doing the same material for years right
every time i see you you got different material i i because for the most part i'm a road comic
right so if you're a road comic and you're going to these different places every year people are going to be like i'm sick of him doing the same thing and i'll tell you
there's a lot of comics out here today that they just go for the money grab i've heard so i won't
say any names but i heard people like oh man i i've seen them i see the same thing but i always
challenged myself to come up with different material uh to to elevate and i'm like you
saying a lot of people that come to my shows, they would agree with it.
I'm always doing something different.
That's why when Dave told me he wanted to do a special over, I could have been like,
what are you talking about?
It was funny.
But this is the same guy that got over like four Grammys, Emmys.
So if I'm going to take advice from anybody, I'm going to take it from him.
And his words were, Donnie, I can put you in front of a room and your ribbit doesn't
make it a great special.
But I think where I'm at now with my stand up, like I say say it's reflective of me it's my life i'm talking about stuff that people
can relate to co-parenting you know i'm saying i'm talking about and i know this is your favor
i'm talking about mental health you know i'm saying i'm talking about stuff that people can
relate to and i think just go around it's going to pop you changed a little bit because at one
time i'm supposed to change we all changed you should change too you didn't think charlamagne was serious when it came about mental health but
now you believe it because one time i knew he was always serious about it i was just sick of it oh
i i was just like because i came up from place i did not understand mental health any issues
and it was a stigma and i gotta say you have done a great job of exposing that and let people thank
you feel comfortable to really talk about it. Because I grew
up in an era where we didn't understand any
of that. What we needed to do, fix it all. Just
get a shot of Hennessy. That's right. You know what I'm
saying? Smoke a joint. You know what I'm saying?
Blow a load or whatever. That's how we
dealt with it. So I do
agree with you, but
now I think people being abusive
with it now. You can't have a conversation
without it
triggering some type of mental thing you're gaslighting me uh you uh respect my boundaries
i uh my baby mother hit me with a new joint the other day you would know this triangulation
triangulation it's a it's another mental health where this mental health where she hit on me was
so she hit me with was so good what good. What was the context? I, an argument. Okay. Something, she was like, oh, that's, I don't know what it is.
You mental, yeah.
But it was so good.
Three days later, I called her and said, what was that mental health, new mental health
words you gave me?
So I do understand that, but I think people lean on it and just make excuses for stuff.
And I think that, you know, sometimes people got to toughen up a little bit.
Triangulation is when a toxic or manipulative person.
God damn.
Often a person with strong narcissistic traits.
God damn.
Brings a third person into their relationship.
That's what it was.
In order to remain in control.
Right.
That sounds like you.
There will be limited or no communication between the two triangulating individuals.
Except through the manipulator.
Oh, we talking about words?
Are you gaslighting me now?
No, I'm not gaslighting you.
Do you care about my mental health?
Okay, what about this?
Delusional?
Do you care about my mental health right now?
I do care about your mental health. I do. The gaslighting meme right now. I'm not gaslighting. I you care about my mental health? Okay, what about this? Delusional? Do you care about my mental health right now? I do care about your mental health.
The gaslighting meme right now.
I'm not gaslighting.
I'm hurt.
All right, all right.
I'm not going to get into this, too, because I know y'all got a relationship.
And Charlamagne, whatever you do, don't love bomb him.
Do you know what love bombing is?
I do know what love bombing is.
All right, give us a definition of love bombing.
Love bombing.
I forgot what it is.
What is love bombing?
Look it up.
You got to continue it.
I do know what it is.
I can't remember what the technical definition is.
You know who's not love bonding right now?
And I want them to come together?
Who?
It's DJ Academic and Saucy Montana.
Whatever his name is.
Yo, son.
This is the strangest beef I've ever heard on the internet.
I have never, ever heard of a she-
Disrespecting the he-
And challenging him to a fight.
Yes, you have.
No, not like that.
Well, not yes, you have.
Yo, this she-
Sometimes it is not a she. It's a he. What? you have. No, not like that. Well, not yes, you have. Yo, this shit is a... So, Chantel J is not a...
Is a he.
What?
Forget it.
All right, we got more
with Donnell Rawlins
when we come back.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy,
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it
with Donnell Rawlins.
Charlamagne?
The saucy acting.
That wasn't the first time
I heard somebody do a threat
like that.
Ray J, man.
No, but Ray J...
Ray J sent the booty goons.
Yeah, but Ray J sent the booty goons yeah
but Ray J don't have his feet face beat Ray J don't contour and I'm gonna tell
you something it is no disrespect for anybody community but saucy was the most
I'm gup I'm bout to get a gang of yazzis in my corner sir you know what the yeah
when I read when I watch watched that, when he said,
he was saying words,
I don't even know,
he said,
I'm going to keep it a bean.
I don't even know what a bean is.
A bean is like a buck.
That's like a buck.
I didn't know that.
I'm not that cool.
But he was talking about DJ Academic,
right?
He said,
I'm going to keep it a bean.
Now,
this is like,
I like to fight like the next person
if I have to.
I'm at the age that I want to do that.
I'd rather,
you know,
I'd rather have a conversation.
But to challenge somebody to a duel, right?
And then if they lose, they get their cheeks slapped.
It's on another level.
But you know, that's where sword fights came from.
Whoa.
Sword fights were derived from that.
But nobody slapped no cheeks.
No, that was the whole thing about a sword fight.
It's one thing to think about losing a fight, they lose the fight to the consequences but that's why they
started using sword fight as a way to uh say something was gay because back in the day when
uh two men would whoever lost the duel in a sword fight would have to get their cheeks clapped i
didn't know that and i don't the fact that you know that it sends some weird messages to me i've
never heard of that yeah but i'm gonna'm going to tell you. I say this.
I never get caught up in, like, the Internet, like, oh, this person's beefing with that.
Never have, like, an opinion of anybody.
But I will say that a DJ academic almost, I would say, had a certain thing coming to him.
It was, you know, people's feelings on him that he goes hard on the women.
Don't go on the men like that but a person that identifies as a woman and a man i don't even know
if i'm saying this right or whatever i don't think saucy identifies as a woman can you correct me
saucy is a man he's just a gay man just a gay man okay all right just a gay man yeah like it was
something that was so gangster about that and it feels like academic went ghost right now
and it's so crazy this is the thing about media and these platforms now when i first started you
really had to be likable to be successful it wasn't about engaging it wasn't about clicking
anything it's somebody people had to like you that's those are the people that you saw get ahead
but now with social media and everything you could be the most hated person and still be successful that's what
it comes down to i think people like some of the folks that we think folks hate i mean it's always
been that way right when you go back in the day and you think of the howard stearns or the wendy
williams i remember there was a they used to say that the reason howard's numbers were so high is
because the people who disliked him listened more than the people who actually liked him.
But he was an exception to the rule.
He was on a different planet.
It was only one of him.
Wendy Williams?
Wendy Williams was one of them.
But people like that, what they say, you live by the sword, you die by the sword.
So when it comes back to you, it comes back tenfold.
I don't wish anything bad or anything, but I don't know if this is going to be a check for him.
But I think some people, they get addicted to just people tuning in, whether it's good or bad.
Absolutely.
But I will say this.
I would love to see that fight.
I would love to see that fight.
Can you just see that?
I want to see my hands.
You're watching my game.
Gay men can't fight.
Gay men can squabble.
Oh, no.
I know they can.
Your brother.
Yeah, my brother can fight.
Yeah.
Why every gay reference has got to be about my brother, son?
Because I want people to know that you actually have a brother that is gay, so you have first
hand experience.
They know it.
He a gay man.
A gay man man.
A gay man man.
That's right.
That's right.
If that makes more.
What's a gay man man?
He's manly.
He still have.
This may be crazy, the character of what traditional man is.
What does a traditional man have?
Let me see.
He ever beat you up and then like whispered in your ear, you lucky, my brother.
No, no, no.
We never had that.
We don't argue like that.
Okay.
We don't beef.
But he will tell.
This is why I know he mad.
He say, I felt some type of way.'s mad he said I felt some type of way when he says I felt some type of way that
means he was upset about something I said yeah we've never got into like a
heated argument or disagreement we can you know we got love for each other you
think envy feel some type of way right now about me yeah yeah but he know he
can't do anything about it and you feel some type of way no okay if I was I'll
just get no no no, no, no.
Right now, right now.
Hold on, he said what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He said what?
Saucy!
Come here and take one for the team, son.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Ladonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
The Waikame tribe owned country. My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a rocket with a black powder,
you know, with explosive warheads.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
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We need help!
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Nah, I don't think you feel something.
I really do know.
You look a little nervous.
Like you about to get kissed just now.
You never know who.
Nah, nah, I'm not.
None of that's gonna happen.
I know Envy has to be feeling some type of way this is a as much as we make fun
this isn't come on son we got that nice suit on what do you mean Back up, sir. Back up, sir. What are you doing?
Back up, sir.
Yo, I'm about to Alabama Brawl.
You pull his head out.
If I pull his head out, sir.
Yo.
If you pull his head out, I think that's what he wants.
Nah, nah.
What's wrong with you, man?
Nah, I'm saying, of course.
But you handle it.
You continue with your business.
You know that whatever the truth of this is, it's going to come out.
And you're going to be vindicated or whatever. But I don't wish anything bad on you i wish nothing but success for you you did you see the video about uh the woman that says she she you know on first dates you saw that list
about cheesecake factory you see anything wrong with the first date of applebee's first off i
don't think there's a wrong with any first date when a guy is going to get dressed up he's going to take his hard-earned
money and he wants to show you the best that he can afford yeah and that list is going to cause
a lot of people from finding like that true person or somebody because you don't know that's going to
be the true test right now if that's the case if you said in the bar i don't want to go to
cheesecake factory and applebee's a person's going to look at, a guy will look at you like, oh, if you can't,
like, you could say, like, I could take you to a five-star restaurant.
I'm a James Beard, Michelin-type of eater, right?
But I also like, in my mother town somewhere, to pull up on a Cheesecake Factory, pull up
on an Applebee's.
But if you limit that, and you got, if that's the indication of how you're going to connect
with somebody, a lot of them chicks, they're going to be messed up.
Yeah.
I was going to ask you, what did you think about the Jada Pickett book?
Did you get a chance to read it yet?
I didn't get a chance to read it.
Great read.
Huh?
Great read.
It's a great read?
It's actually a great read.
I think that it was.
But the people don't understand.
When you put out a book, I'm sure your publicists say, well, we can keep it this way.
Nobody's going to engage.
They're going to care about it.
But it's that saucy stuff that's going to make people
want to read the book.
What do you mean
the saucy stuff?
The stuff like Monica Lewinsky.
Oh, you ain't talking
about Santana no more?
No, no, no.
I mean, no, no.
I'm all past that.
But I'm just saying
it's the stuff that we get excited
like the same reason
clickbait.
That's right.
We get excited.
I did a clickbait
where Chappelle came under fire
because we were
doing a show overseas right no this was recently recently when they said people walking out or
something like that that wasn't people it was one person and i'm pretty sure that one person
walked away oh when he was talking about palestine and israel right yeah but i know like he he he
he is so crafty at telling you how he feels and how the world may feel without trying to offend anybody he
doesn't do that he doesn't he's not malicious maliciously trying to attack anybody yeah i think
i think it was like one person that was upset but see this how the media work now if you if you if
you gay if if somebody say all right i want you to tell me how you felt about donnell special
and you polled 100 people right two people say they didn't like it.
98 people say they liked it, but the media is not going to focus on 98.
They're going to focus in the bigger story is those two people.
Right.
But see, this is how clickbait works.
And it's so easy to manipulate the media.
I had a video of Dave announcing that he was going to do my Netflix special
at the end of one of our shows.
And all I did was I did a fake TMZ post, right?
And I was like, and I put Dave Chappelle speaks out.
I mean, Dave Chappelle talks after a walkout, right?
So everybody think they're going to click on to get a story about that.
And then you click on, you hear like, yo, I just want to let y'all know
this guy right here, he's been on like some of the best black program
in the last 20 years,
the BMF,
the Wire,
and I'm doing his special.
They thought they was coming
to hear about Dave,
people walking out on him,
but I clicked it
and gave them,
it was a very creative way
to do it.
I saw that video.
It was a very creative way
to do a promo.
But it's so,
our attention span is so short,
it is so easy
to manipulate the media.
It's the easiest it's ever been. Yep. All right, we got more with Don Hell Roll easy to manipulate the media. It's the easiest it's ever been.
Yep.
All right, we got more with Donnell Rawlins when we come back.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with Donnell Rawlins.
Charlamagne.
Because even with that clip you sent me, I did not know that was announced in your special.
I didn't know until you said it just now.
I watched the clip.
You didn't watch the clip?
I did watch the clip.
But you know why?
Because your brain wanted to hear something else.
Yeah, because I read the headlines, so I'm expecting to hear something else.
But I'm like, I've seen this before.
I feel like I've seen them do this in person.
Yeah, I mean.
You got rich, bitch.
But that was the whole clip.
Get them in there.
But, you know, we'll see.
But I'm telling you, when I say I'm excited about taping a special, a comedian, most comedians are like this, I want a special.
And years ago, I felt stronger about me wanting a special.
But when that didn't happen, and I kept grinding, and I kept building my fan base, everything now, it's like my fans wanted to have it.
Well, people do specials to have the type of career you've had.
Yeah.
And you know, it's so funny you say that,
because I said, not being cocky,
I said, I don't need a special.
You know, like, the last couple of years
is probably the most money I've been making in my career.
I'm showing difference in my attendance or whatever.
And the thing that I like, what I'm building now,
is that with that, you can never cancel me.
You know what I'm saying?
If I don't work for a network,
if I'm not bonded to one thing, you can't cancel me, because I'm saying if I don't work for a network if I'm not bonded to one thing you can't cancel me because I got people I've been building
these relationships with for 30 years that are going to continue to come out
and right now with the fact of me taping one before me going again right now um
I'm not excited about this because anything could happen. Anything could happen
between now and me taping it.
Then what do I have to fall back on?
The fact that
after 32 years of doing comedy,
I could put my name on the marquee
and people would still come out
and check for me.
And I'll tell you one thing,
when they come see me,
everybody says,
I think he's one of the funniest comics to do it.
I tell you that all the time,
but you don't even believe me.
No, you don't. You just started it.
That is not true. I've been saying this for years.
You just started it.
It's a lie.
No, you just started it.
When I first came up here, you tried to compare everybody to me.
That is not true.
I said Donnell is one of the funniest stand-ups on the planet.
I said verbatim.
I saw Donnell on stage with Dave Chappelle, Marlon Williams.
Who else came out that night?
I don't remember.
You said Chris Rock.
Setage Entertainer, maybe?
Maybe.
This was a few years ago When y'all did Radio City
And I said Don
That was the funniest person
On that stage
That night
And it's not because
I am the funniest
It's just that
I just
When I go up there
I just have a different energy
I've never
Phoned it in
Anytime I go on stage
And we talking about
Hundreds of thousands of shows
Every time I go on stage I'm going up there hundreds of thousands of shows every time I go on stage
I'm going up there to kill it
and it's not too many people that can say
I've had nights where it wasn't
as good as other nights but
I mean in regard to consistency
I think I'm one of
I don't think I know I'm one of the most consistent
we just did a show
in Atlanta it was
one of Dave's arena shows um it was me
marshall brandon kevin hart and dave right and i went up on stage and i just it was just like
bombs right and then when i get off stage and you're looking at like uh dave multi-millionaire
kevin the multi-millionaire you know but the praises they gave me and the respect
they gave me
after that
you know I'm like
you know what Donnell
you're doing something right
it's one thing
to be accepted
by your fans
but it's another thing
to be accepted
by your peers
especially the ones
that are super successful
because it's easy
for somebody
that's up here
to look down at you
and try to compare
how much money
they're making to you
but me and Kevin
we talked
he looked at my face
he said Donnell man
I'm so proud of you.
I've been following your journey.
The brotherhood that you and Dave have,
it was a very humbling experience
because I remember me personally paying Kevin Hart
$75 to do his show, $50 to do his show.
When he came from Philly,
he was doing what a lot of black comedians don't do.
He was playing both sides.
Not just the black circuit, but he was playing the mainstream circuit.
And I seen the work he put in.
And he could easily be like, whatever, Donnell.
But it felt like, back in the day, us sitting in the green room and having those conversations.
That's dope.
Yeah, you treat all stages like they're your own.
That's right.
It don't matter what house you in, you treat it like it's your own.
I don't know if I shared this story before, but there was a celebrity chef that I've known for years.
And when I was having my baby shower for Austin, I invited this person out.
I said, yo, you have a lot of fans that I know.
They love you.
And I was like, it would be cool if you could help me on the food side of it.
And they were like, yeah, I would love to do that.
Oh, my God, I'm so happy for you.
So this was like a month out.
And then as we got closer to the date, it was something kept on being a monkey,
which is like, well, talk to my assistant.
You know, it went, talk to your assistant.
And I said, I want to make this as easy as possible.
I can get a sous chef to prep up all your stuff you don't have to do anything but
just put your little bam on it and then we got to like three days before the shower and this person
told me because like they were being they were on tv and everything this person said
just to like this donnell i don't do open mics hey do you do open mics i said do i do open mics
i said i can tell you a time recently where i did radio city music hall stood up 6 500 people
left the stage didn't go back for the encore left the stage to go to brooklyn to perform for 50
people so do i do open mics yes and I will continue to do open mics.
It ain't no shock for you to see me
doing Mocha Lounge with Smokey.
It ain't no problem you seeing me
going to Salsa Con Fuego,
doing Rob Stapleton stuff.
When I'm in a certain person's time
and it's like,
whatever you want to say,
I'm going to pop up
and I think that that's one of the things
that give me my edge.
Some people, they get to a certain point, don't come back i mean after 32 years i still
love doing it not just to make the money but i love challenging myself i love finding that new
joke that and i'm i'm telling you if all goes well with this special the material that i'm doing
and what i'm about to do i'm about about to pop it. Because I really believe that comedy is about to make a flip.
Last four or five years, everybody's, I can't say this.
They're going to cancel me.
I can't say this.
Now you're starting to get watered down comics and people are editing themselves before they even go up there.
But I think with everything, there's a shift.
And I think people are fed up with it.
There's a lot of people that, like people that don't subscribe to cancel culture.
And I think it's going to go back to, you know what, raw comedy.
And I'm not saying off-color comedy.
Just somebody speaking from their heart and what they feel.
I don't think y'all have ever stopped doing that, though.
I think the problem with the game now is everybody's trying to be edgy on purpose, and it's fake.
Right.
Because everybody's like, oh, I'm going to be raw.
I'm going to be the shocking present.
It's not coming from a real place.
Back in the day,
even when we was doing it,
it was shock,
but we was just having a good time.
In the day,
what it is is
stop using gimmicks.
That's right.
Just be funny.
That's right.
When I first started,
it was a thing like,
we knew it was gay comedians out there,
but nobody wanted to say it.
They wouldn't say that.
They were like,
oh, the crowd's going to look at me
a certain way.
And then, so when you had a comedian that went up there and said, I'm gay, it was like, oh.
But now, some of the comics from certain communities, that's all they want to talk about.
Yeah, yeah, I got what you're saying.
That's all they want to talk about.
Don't talk about that.
Just be funny.
You know what I'm saying?
I like, like, you got to, like, comedians.
Don't be funny.
Be funny.
Be funny.
Yeah.
And just be, and stick to stuff that's true to you.
But, you know, somebody told me a long time ago, and I was like, why these people don't do this?
Why these people don't do that?
And Big Tigger told me this.
He said, Donnell, everything you're saying, he said, that's what makes you special.
You know?
And that's what I want to make special about this special.
Because there's a lot of people that are getting specials.
And I can watch them, and not to be critical of people and I could,
I watch them like this,
oh,
they just wanted to do
an hour worth of material.
They didn't have a beginning,
middle,
end,
they just wanted to do that
and they wanted to clear the check
and to be quite honest,
there's not too many things
that are special
about a special
but I want this one
to be one where people
quoting it,
you know what I mean,
saying stuff.
Back in the old day
when Goonie Googled, you know, that type of thing. So, I'm excited about it. You know what I mean? Saying stuff. Back in the old day when Goonie Googled.
You know, that type of thing.
Yeah.
You know, so I'm excited about it.
So what do we got to do Friday to be at the special, man?
Is it open to the public?
It's not open to the public.
If you go to my website, DonairRawlins.com, and then you'll see a list of my dates.
It's the New York Comedy Festival.
November 10th.
November the 10th.
But I'm promoting the entire week a part of the New York Comedy Festival. So November 9th through the 11th. November 9th through the 11th. November the 10th. But I'm promoting the entire week
a part of the New York Comedy Festival.
So November 9th through the 11th.
November 9th through the 11th.
Thursday is my first show.
Friday, I got two shows which will be taped.
Saturday, I got two other shows.
I'm very happy about this.
You can go to nycomedyfestival.com
and get tickets.
Or you can go to donairrawlins.com
and get tickets.
And I think after I do this
it's time for me
to take a vacation.
Okay.
Alright, well shout out
to Donnell for joining us.
Make sure y'all check him out
at the New York Comedy Festival.
When we come back
we got your rumor reports
and don't move
it's the Breakfast Club.
Come on.
Calm down, Miss Pat.
Miss Pat's losing her mind
to this drinking scissor
and sexy red.
Damn, Miss Pat.
You have lost your mind.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Miss Pat is here.
She's our guest co-host.
If you feel any tremble
on these co-hosts,
it was Miss Pat in here
backing it up.
What happened?
I'm being interviewed.
What you being interviewed for?
All right, now.
How you sit there?
The door be locked
when you go back to Atlanta.
Go to hell.
Now, Miss Pat has a show
on BET.
Well, several shows,
but her new show is called Settle It with Miss Pat. Missles it i'm a judge she's a judge so next hour we're gonna open up the
phone lines 800-585-1051 if you're having an issue in your life family member roommate boyfriend
girlfriend whatever it may be y'all having a little uh problem you can call up and miss pat will help
you out she'll settle it i'll settle it that simple 800-585-1051 y'all both can call if you
want if it's your your wife or your husband or your roommates both of y'all that's how it is
on the show right on the show it's a both of them yeah both plaintiff and defendant right
that's right and make sure you send me a picture of you so I can really sell it. Damn.
So call up right now, 800-585-1051.
We'll do that next hour.
But right now.
How many cases have been dismissed because of ugliness, Ms. Pat?
Jesus.
Because people are cosmetically challenged.
Why are you saying so?
Bougie, cosmetic.
Why don't you say ugly?
I did at first.
But you look confused.
I want to use big words.
Don't use big words.
Don't make my GED go and drive.
I don't dismiss any case.
I mean, there's been some fat people, some love people.
You know, I just talk about them and keep going.
Fat is not sensitive.
You have to say what you say. She can say that.
Why?
Because I'm fat.
That's what he's trying to say.
I did not say that.
You about to be the donkey of the day. You about to be the donkey of the day.
You about to be the donkey of the day.
I'm about to pile dry your little behind.
Keep it up here. You over there in that King Kong
chair. I'm going to come and give you a lap dance
and break your back teeth.
Damn.
God damn.
I'm going to make your wheels of two come in.
Because I know you don't like big girls.
It's getting cold out there.
Let me tell you something. Heat come away from between my chest what and you live in
new york with your ashy little face oh man let's get to the rumors
or you gossiping or you chatty
this is the rumor report i mean i guess we on the breakfast club. This is where the tea spills, right?
Right.
All right.
Now, academics were sitting down with Vlad and was telling a time where Drake called him to check him on SZA.
When Drake called me, I was like, this is what?
About SZA?
Yes.
Drake was like, she's a very close friend of his.
They were doing an album at the time.
And he was just like, she's affected by things like that.
And I guess he was just like,'s affected by things like that and i guess he was just like they gotta be some middle ground here and i was just like yo honestly i i
was just that was an axe at the ground from a couple years ago i got it off i don't have no
issue with her i love her and actually i went back on my platform and i said listen i'm sending you
nothing but love and light and we'll continue to do so because you know uh even if people didn't
love the record all like too crazy like i'm glad that she worked
with drake i'm glad that she puts her music on people love it she's a true artist man i'm not
first i'm definitely never a verbal bully and again i didn't have an issue with her
yeah so that's he was breaking down when drake called him to check him on scissor
now also jordan pool you know there was a rumor, Jordan Poole, of course, NBA player, that he spent $500,000 on a date with Ice Spice.
Here's Cameron talking about it.
What?
Jordan Poole, you spent $500,000 on a Spice, Ice Spice date.
He's a munch.
You're a munch, and you're playing like a f***ing munch.
This is not true from last year, bro.
What happens is this, when you start dating the Ice Sp spices and the people, they say, boo, watch it.
Boo, watch it.
Let me get all crazy because she don't give a ****.
She's from the Bronx, bro.
Well, he did a meet and greet yesterday with a bunch of fans.
Of course, he plays for the Washington Wizards now.
And one of the young boys, the young fan, asked him about the rumor while they were doing the meet and greet.
Who's the leg playing on staff?
Insane, bro. That guy's insane.
Is the ice ice thing true?
Definitely not.
I mean, even if it was true, right?
Half a million dollars.
Jordan Poole has a four-year, $128 million contract.
He gets paid an annual salary of $32 million a year.
But she look like
raggedy ann okay okay but what can you do don't call up your ice spice i fight i'm just i don't
really know that little girl that little girl like nine how old is she ice spice 20 like 30
like 20 something what do you mean nine shesomething. Anyway, we're not even talking about that. But what can you do with $500,000 on a date other than to give me $500,000 to have sex with you?
I'm not saying that what she said did, but what?
He probably would take her somewhere.
Maybe take a shopping.
No, but I'm saying he probably took her out of the country.
I'm sure he didn't just spend half a million dollars here in America.
But a private plane, $20,000?
Well, he said it wasn't true. He said20,000. But he said it wasn't true.
He said it wasn't true.
He said it wasn't true.
But even still, $500,000 for somebody who makes, what, $38 million a year?
I mean, come on.
But you black, you ain't always going to play.
That is very true.
You got to do better things with your money.
He's acting his way.
Ice Spice is 23, by the way.
23.
She got her own money.
Why did she go half on a date?
Did somebody just tell her we got to start going half around here?
I ain't going half if the date is a half a million dollars.
I spent a quarter million dollars.
I ain't nobody you should like that much.
Not for nobody with no clown wig on their head.
Jesus Christ.
And lastly, New Edition announces a Las Vegas residency.
Why are you snorting?
Las Vegas residency.
You and your audience were asking us when we were going to do a Las Vegas Residency.
Well, guess what?
It's finally going down in 2024.
February 24th.
Let's go.
March 9th.
New edition.
The wind.
The encore.
The classic material.
Come on, come on.
Johnny Gill, a.k.a. Don King,
give him the spell, baby.
Oh, there's going to be
a serial in the air
at the win.
So you better get
your tickets now, brother.
That's going to be dope.
February 28th through March 9th
at the Encore Theater
at the Wins.
Why you look like that,
Miss Pat?
Why you look disgusting
They're going to have to
make Bobby Brown a DJ car.
I've seen them several times.
Bobby Brown just walk off.
He go in the back.
They got to give him an IV. They got to give him oxygen. He got to get water. Bobby Brown just walk off. He go in the back. They got to give him an IV.
They got to give him oxygen.
He got to get water.
He got to lay down.
He tired.
So, but now they at a place
where they got to work every night.
I'm going to tell y'all right now,
put Bobby Brown on the turntable.
He's going to have to just come out to my prerogative.
Sing that one song and take a nap.
He got time to get in shape.
This was February?
February, yeah.
He got time to get in some fighting shape. When you February. Yeah. Got time to get in some fight.
When you are old black man,
it take time for it to come off.
Yeah,
it's true.
So he ain't got,
he ain't,
you know,
he ain't in his twenties.
He can get on that.
That Olympic.
Yeah.
What's it called?
My husband on those empty.
That stuff make you pass gas and tell the house.
I told people that I told people don't realize that the side effects are uncontrollable.
Diary.
Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary, I told people that people don't realize that the side effects are uncontrollable diarrhea.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tribe own country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making
a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh, my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
We need help!
We need help!
We still have the off-road portion to go.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records.
It's a family-friendly podcast.
Yeah, you heard that right.
A podcast for all ages.
One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th.
I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records,
Nimany, to tell you all about it.
Make sure you check it out.
Hey, y'all. Nimany here.
I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families
called Historical Records.
Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.
Flash, slam, another one gone. Fast, bam, another one gone. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.
Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus
nine whole months before
Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning
in to Historical Records because in order to make history,
you have to make some noise.
Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Daphne Caruana Galizia
was a Maltese investigative journalist
who on October 16th, 2017,
was murdered.
There are crooks everywhere you look now.
The situation is desperate.
My name is Manuel Delia.
I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere,
a podcast that unhurts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks.
Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption
that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state.
And she paid the ultimate price.
Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.
On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same
as Melrose Place was introduced to the world.
It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level.
We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab, blackmail and explosion,
and every single wig removal together.
Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you.
Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by.
You know who they
are. Sydney, Allison and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane
and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. not die real well he on the toilet too but his gas be about to kill me i said you got one more
time and i'm out this marriage how many how many pounds he done lost he lost like 50 pounds i'd
rather you be fat and unfartable unfartable all right that that is your rumor report charlamagne
who you giving your donkey to well after the hour we need a woman
named Ina Thea Knoyer to come to the
front of the congregation we're going to talk to you about
why money is the root of all evil
alright we'll get to that next so don't move it's the breakfast club
good morning
the breakfast club your mornings will never be the same
I was donkey up the day
made it
damn the hee haw again
it's time for donkey of the day I Made it. Damn, the hee-haw again.
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more.
They should be embarrassed by what they already did.
I'm not making these people do these things. I called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard.
Damn, Charlamagne.
Who got the Donkey of the Day today?
Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the day for Tuesday, November 7th.
Let me make sure that's the date.
Yes, Tuesday, November 7th goes to a North Dakota woman named Ina Thea Knoyer.
She is 47 years old and she is being accused of fatally poisoning her boyfriend with antifreeze.
Damn.
That's a white woman way.
See?
I was just about to say, I know Miss Pat is over there thinking it's always a perfectly good reason to poison someone.
Well, you know, usually white people use antifreeze.
Yeah.
We just shoot up the mothers.
Okay.
I ain't going to poison you.
I'm going to shoot your mama.
They're going to hurt you more.
All right.
Jesus.
This story is just another example that the root of all evil is truly an excessive attachment to material wealth.
Yeah, money.
Okay, cream, cheddar, fatty, gu guap whatever you want to call it the root of all evil is the love of money okay
let that oj's play one time for me come on now what the oj say for the love of money people will
steal from their mother for the love of money people will rob their own brother okay i know
money is the root of all evil.
Do funny things to some people.
Give me a nickel.
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their damn minds, okay?
The OJs laid it out for us, man, but some people are willing to do whatever, whenever to get a hold of that almighty dollar.
See, Ina was in a relationship with a man named Stephen Edward Riley Jr., who was only 51 years old, and Stephen got an email from someone claiming to be a distant relative telling Riley that he had been left $30 million by a relative.
Drop one of the clues bombs from Nigeria.
Okay.
After all these years, Nigerians still going strong.
I don't even have to dig deep into this situation to know where this email originated from.
Let me guess.
The email said your Nigerian inheritance is waiting.
And the email was from the employee of a bank written in poor English.
And it said,
you was in line for a million dollar inheritance.
You got a relative in Africa who passed away,
had no heirs.
The lawyer searched for his client's relatives online.
And after much time and effort,
he found you,
Stephen Edward Riley Jr. in North Dakota.
Well, Stephen already started making plans with this money.
And one of his plans allegedly was to break up with his girlfriend, Ina.
Well, Ina heard about this scheme and decided to do something about it.
And by doing something about it, I mean poisoning her boo.
Let's go to KFYR TV for the report, please.
A Minot woman accused of fatally poisoning her boyfriend will remain in custody on a $1 million bond.
Investigators saying she gave the man a toxic dose of antifreeze because she thought she would inherit millions of dollars upon his death
in what prosecutors are calling an intentional and heinous act.
Prosecutors charged 47-year-old Ina Knoyer with double-A felony murder
in the death of 51-year-old Stephen Riley Jr.
In a criminal affidavit, friends of Riley's came forward believing Knoyer poisoned Riley
and further tests of his body revealed a toxic amount of a chemical commonly found in antifreeze.
Investigators say they believe Knoyer falsely thought she would get half of a $30 million inheritance
due to common-law marriage, where a state recognizes people
as married even though they don't have a marriage license. Common law marriages are not recognized
in North Dakota. Now, Kenoyer faces the chance of life in prison without parole if she's
convicted. That was terrible, girl, math. $30 million minus a boyfriend equaled $0 to
you, so you came up with the equation to add antifreeze or whatever he was drinking, and
you thought subtracting him from this plan was going to lead to you so you came up with the equation to add antifreeze or whatever he was drinking and you thought subtracting him from this plan it was going to lead to you having uh multiple zeros
in your bank account she should have answered that email why she got a million dollar bail
and she he got killed on the on the oldest scam that's like the top game exactly what nut is up
under the top exactly miss she didn't have no black friend that's
what makes this story sad there wasn't any money there was there wasn't any money
we knew this already though for nothing we knew this already you know what somebody need to sue
at&t because they let their email get to the fools and she don't commit to the
credit they should let her go if i was her i would say i can't read i don't know why people believe
life works like this like this ain't a movie you're not waking up and receiving a 30 million
inheritance from nobody in a foreign country i understand people's need to believe but we also
have to understand the reality of life and we all know life does not work like this my son deposited one of them fake uh checks one time yes he did chase what at all
though with the fbi and i beat his ass junebug did that no junebug get drunk now kill did it
he deposited one of them fake checks and they told him the man said it's five thousand dollars
not kill kill not kill oh not kill oh yes okay not i thought you know i thought you said nah
kill did it what is wrong with you i swear i said june i said i was junebug and i thought
you said nah kill did it no his name is not kill not kill okay yeah i couldn't afford nike so i
named him close to it jesus christ it is crazy though man and then you think about it it's not
even for the love of money this is for the about it it's not even for the love of money
this is for the thought of money think about that for the thought of money there wasn't even no real
money there for the thought of money people will lie lord they will cheat for the thought of money
people don't care who they heard a beat the oj was not lying when they said that small piece of
paper carries a lot of weight but the thought of that paper carries a lot of weight too just the
thought she thought she was gonna get some new teeth come on man she thought she was gonna get some
anybody kill you over that email ain't got no damn teeth come on man you know that was white
trash in wyoming georgia you is not lying you gotta see the woman she looked like a meth addict
she looked like an uncle but she an auntie in the daytime they was together 10
years and everything was fine until the thought of some money came into play wasn't even money
in the bank wasn't even money in your hand in the form of a check it was just a thought of money
that had you ready to leave your woman and then had your woman kill you because you're not leaving
her anything that wasn't even really there. Y'all never loved each other.
Y'all never cared about each other at all.
You think so?
Did that email arrive?
But that's not real, man.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
When you get new money and you realize you ain't got to be broke,
but this broke down ugly thing, you start.
I bet you that white woman grabbed her Kim Kardashian picture,
found her plastic surgery, said,
when I kill him, I'm going to be like Kim Kardashian in two weeks.
I guarantee you.
Who don't want to look
like Kim Kardashian?
I mean I had a butt
when I was in the
8th, 7th grade.
I wish I could go back down.
1900 and what?
Oh my goodness.
You might get beat up today.
You can do it.
I know I can do it.
I'll help you.
I'm going to need you
to hold my wig
because I just got it made.
Because I'm going to whoop you.
I'm going to whoop you. I'm going to whoop.
Let me get some more smoke in your wig.
Don't light that french fry.
Don't light that french fry.
Don't you light that damn french fry.
The moral of the story is you can never, ever, ever, ever, ever accept loyalty, expect loyalty from people who will do anything for money.
Please give Ina Thea Knoyer the biggest hee haw.
All right.
Why her name black? I thought Ina canelia was a black woman oh it's not just that's
three different names it's aina thea canoyer oh that's black and the last name is africa i do know
some minus and i know some deals yeah and canoes i don't know no cannolias. You know a cannolia?
Yeah, the sir.
The what?
The cannolia, sir.
What are you talking about?
Why everything come back to some type of food product?
What's up, Ms. Pat?
What you talking about?
Is she talking about cannolia?
Yeah, on this sir.
Cannolia oil?
Cannolia oil.
Oh, my goodness. What?
Everything is food up here.
All right. BT, we'll see y'all tomorrow. Ms. food up here. All right.
BET, we'll see y'all tomorrow.
Miss Patty's here.
All right.
800-585-1054.
Canola oil.
Oh.
All black people rub on you for Jesus at church.
No, you fry with that.
The canola oil.
And you go to the wrong church, they'll rub it on your forehead and put the cross on you.
Yeah, either that or vegetable oil.
Yeah.
You walk out there greasy as hell.
You ain't never been to no Pope Black church where they beat on pans for drums?
They're both plant-based.
They're both plant-based.
When we come back, of course, Ms. Pat has a show on BET.
It's called Ms. Pat Settles It.
And if you're having a problem in your household, your relationship, your roommate, your friend,
whatever it may be, she'll settle your problem this morning.
So you can call her up right now, 800-585-1051.
Ms. Patsy here.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Calm down, Ms. Patsy.
Ms. Patsy settles it.
I'm a judge.
Settle it with Ms. Patsy.
On The Breakfast Club.
People know you here, Ms. Patsy.
I'm trying to work.
I got to eat.
Judge, jokes, jury. People know you here. I'm trying to work. I got to eat. Judge.
Jokes.
Jury.
What more you want?
You have lost your mind.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the breakfast club.
Miss Pat is here.
She has a show on BET called Miss Pat Settles It.
And today, she's settling your problems.
800-585-1051.
If you got a question for Miss Pat, she'll settle it.
Hello, who's this?
Lady Plug.
Hey, Lady Plug.
What's your question for Ms. Pat?
So, Ms. Pat, I'm calling because I've been in a toxic 12-year relationship,
and I finally decided to end the toxicity.
And it's really hard now to co-parent because my child's father is still in love with me and I'm not a typical
you know I don't want to be a stereotypical baby mama that just go put him on child support and
this and that so I'm trying to find alternatives to you know actually resolve the issue between
him and I without the court system but this man do some crazy stuff. So I feel like that's my only result.
That's my only last resort.
Do he have a job?
Yeah, he actually works.
And then he doesn't really, he doesn't pay child support
because he feels like he doesn't get to see my child
as often as he wants to.
But he can see her as often as he wants to,
but he wants me to come along on their gatherings
or blow us up when he when he's with her from her phone because she has her own phone
well i think the baby got their own phone i think you should really put him on child support and
give him visitation right so when he come around and get the baby he can just take the baby
i mean are you still sleeping with him? No, no longer sleeping with him.
Well, you should let him hear it one more time
and tell him it's over in the midst of it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I had to stay in my house with a toolbox
trying to open up my front door.
No, I can't do it.
Girl, you got that with he out there with a toolbox.
Yes, but I'm the blue face, and he's pretty strong.
Baby, he didn't kick the door down.
He was literally using a toolbox.
You might need to put that snapper in the refrigerator.
I got him on the ring light camera trying to tell me, open the door with a toolbox.
Damn it, man.
Well, you might need to get you a gun and a child support order.
Stay safe.
Oh, Lord Jesus.
Good luck, mama.
We got Stone on the line.
Stone, good morning. Good morning. Hey, Lord Jesus. Good luck, mama. We got Stone on the line. Stone, good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, talk to Ms. Pat.
Hey, Stone.
What's pretty much going on?
My husband stepped out on me while I was five months pregnant.
That's about right.
And it hasn't stopped since then.
So he's claiming as of recent, like the past past couple of weeks he hasn't been doing anything
but i'm just kind of tired of the situation um we argue all the time we don't get along
anymore um we've been together for 11 years let me ask you something did you cheat on did you
step out too no ma'am well you know they say um you do I do so you step out and y'all keep
stepping out on each other till both of y'all come back with the same STD and then you settle down.
Um I ain't gonna do that because I think if I step out it's not gonna be pretty. It ain't gonna
be better if it ain't gonna be pretty if it's better than what you got at the house I can tell
you now if you if you step out and find you a Bobby Brown in his 20s, it's over.
Hey, them thugs that can't read put it down.
She's laughing because she knows what I'm talking about.
I know.
So you need to go to a hood Or get you a PayPal guy in jail
And start writing him
And wait till he get out
Listen
I'm trying to help you get some get back now
Yeah I kind of feel like I need to
Ain't no sister you saving yours
When he giving out his
Spread your fish around the city
Even Jesus fed the world with one loaf of fish.
All right.
Hey, I think we need to say that Miss Patty is not a real judge.
She's not a practicing lawyer.
She does not have no license.
Not at all.
Okay.
I don't know what you need to be a judge in Georgia,
but Lord have mercy.
800-585-1051.
Miss Patty says she has a show on BET called Ms. Patti Settles It.
And she's trying to settle your situation now.
Call us up right now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Come on.
Calm down, Ms. Patti.
Ms. Patti Settles It.
I'm a judge.
Settle it with Ms. Patti.
On The Breakfast Club.
People know you here, Ms. Patti.
I'm trying to work.
I got to eat.
Judge.
Jokes. Jury. What more trying to work. I got to eat. Judge, jokes, jury.
What more you want?
You have lost your mind.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Miss Pat is here.
She has a show on BET called Miss Pat Settles It.
And this morning, she's settling your problems and situations.
We have Jazz on the line.
Jazz, good morning.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning. What morning. Good morning.
What's your question for Ms. Pat?
Ms. Pat, so I co-parent with my children's father, and we both live three hours apart.
So we meet an hour and a half in the middle every other weekend to deliver the children.
Now, he is in arrears in his child support and is not consistent with paying his child support
and you know i've had my mom and other family members in my ear talking about well you don't
need to take them to meet him if he's not doing what he's supposed to do right but every other
weekend when it's his weekend sometimes i try to get my sexy ran on you know sometimes i need to
bend that ass over let that breathe damn so that being said
mostly it's for my kids sake is why i continue to meet him but it's starting to wear on me
financially on my car all these other things and i need to know like should i keep doing what i'm
doing and take them to see him or if i should just make him put a little more work in but i know that
he's not gonna put the work in.
I probably would keep doing what you're doing
because you are getting your sex arrayed on.
Well, who is all of these got you bent over?
Why don't you tell them to get you a better car
so you can drive and meet your baby there?
You just out here gearing up Snatch for free.
It's too many diseases out here.
No, it ain't for free.
It's only one person, but he was folding me like
a pretzel and I need that sometimes. You need to one person, but he was folding me like a pretzel. And I need that sometimes.
You need to be held like a pretzel?
Fold like a pretzel.
Folded like a pretzel.
Yeah, she was his Auntie Annie's.
She was his Auntie Annie's.
Yes, that.
The cinnamon kind, okay?
But at the same time, I keep doing what I'm doing for my kids' sake.
Well, if you got somebody who put your knees to your eyeballs, if I was you,
I would drop those kids off. Because your
kids don't need to see you getting murdered like that.
Damn.
Of course.
It's a good old days for me.
But what about this baby daddy
and not paying his child support?
I just feel like it's so one-sided
because he's not doing his part.
That's gas money for me.
Well, if it's gas money for you, it ain't a big check anyway.
Girl, don't be worried about them $23.
Drop them keys off so you can go get your freak on.
Okay.
All right.
You know it ain't that much.
If you're driving three hours anyway, that's what you want to do.
Girl, go and drop them keys off.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
Because it'd be worth it.
Thank you.
Thank you. Okay. No, thank you. No, thank you. If I. Because it'd be worth it. Thank you. Damn.
Okay.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
If I was younger, I'd join you.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Miss Pat, when does your show come on when people can watch it?
Every Wednesday night, which is tomorrow night, y'all.
Make sure y'all watch it at 10.
10 o'clock.
On BET.
On BET.
All right.
Now, when we come back, we got your rumor report. We got to tell you about Jeezy.
He has a conversation With Nia Long
And we'll get into that next
It's The Breakfast Club
On BET
The Breakfast Club
Morning everybody
We are The Breakfast Club
Miss Pat is here
Nyla is here as well
What up Nyla
Let's get the rumors
You got a shovel in the butt
When you get 51
A shovel
You got a bowl going
The file back home
This is The Rumor Report I mean I guess We on The Breakfast Club This is where rumor report.
I mean, I guess we on the breakfast club.
This is where the tea spills, right?
Right.
All right.
Well, we got to congratulate Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian.
They had their baby yesterday and the baby's name is Rocky.
So congratulations to them.
I wonder why they named it Rocky.
At least it's a normal name.
It's not a normal.
It's not X, Y's not x y z z t
that's right so that is a pretty simple name for them for that family for famous people yeah yeah
yeah it's because kim can north and saint those are good names jesus and chicago right chicago
all right now also jeezy has an interview dropping today at 3 p.m. on his YouTube channel. The interview is with Nia Long.
And we have a little trailer of what the interview is going to be discussing.
What was the activation moment of trauma for you?
I was introduced to sex at a very young age.
Like molesting.
Basically.
I don't know about for you, but for me, it is a switch.
There's an expiration date on everything.
The same people that told me they was my brothers and now they trying to kill me.
Even my mother had a like very toxic relationship.
The hardest thing to do is to walk away from someone that you still love.
God what happened to integrity?
Real niggas don't cheat.
I kind of understand what you mean when you say that.
I wanted to have a family family.
Me too. I wanted to get it right.
To get it right.
I think it's really important for black men and black women to have these conversations.
You're going to let all that go, have you?
I'm going to write my list of people that I should forgive.
Because my sister told me that it's okay to do so.
I love it.
Can't wait to watch.
Did you hear what he said?
What, real niggas don't cheat?
That's what he said.
That's the song off his new album, I Might Forgive But I Don't Forget It.
He should have just said black men, but he said real N-words, don't cheat.
I like that.
You believe it?
Yeah.
I've been married 30-something years.
He ain't cheating.
That's right.
He ain't got time.
Drop on the clues bombs for Ms. Pat's husband.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired?
Depressed?
A little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of
looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water,
500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of
Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic
of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana Tribune country, my forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their
territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my
God. What is that? Bullets. We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.
You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,
where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs,
and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High,
is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories,
their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout?
Well, that's when the real magic happens.
So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire,
join me every week for Post Run High.
It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all.
It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, y'all? This is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on
with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records.
It's a family-friendly podcast.
Yeah, you heard that right.
A podcast for all ages.
One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th.
I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records,
Nimany, to tell you all about it.
Make sure you check it out.
Hey, y'all.
Nimany here.
I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records.
Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop.
Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.
Check it. Did you know, did you know I wouldn't give up my seat Nine months before Rosa
It was called a moment
Get the kids in your life excited about history
by tuning in to Historical Records
because in order to make history
you have to make some noise.
Listen to Historical Records
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Defne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who, on October 16, 2017, was murdered.
There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate.
My name is Manuel Delia. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere,
a podcast that unhurts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks.
Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption
that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state.
And she paid the ultimate price.
Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, everyone.
This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.
On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same
as Melrose Place was introduced to the world.
It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level.
We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab,
blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together.
Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day
will be dropping by. You know who they are. Sydney, Allison, and Joe are back together on
Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
You got a name. Say his name.
A painful black man.
My husband's name is Garrett.
Garrett.
Drop on the clues box.
Drop to Garrett.
Yes.
You know what I'm saying?
I've never had a cheating problem out of it.
That's what I'm talking about.
And I came from a nothing level.
I mean, from STDs to drugs
being shot, treated wrong,
and now I get for 30 years.
And that's just my second one. Look at God.
I ain't have to go through 10 Negroes
to get a good man. I feel like that's rare.
No, but the problem
is y'all just give it up too quick. Talk to. No, what the problem is, y'all just giving up too quick.
Okay,
talk to me.
Y'all be,
y'all be,
you know what's wrong
with y'all young girls?
Tell him,
Pat.
Y'all be out here
showing everything.
It's nothing for the man
to desire.
Everybody want to be like
sexy,
right?
Nothing wrong with it.
That lady's performing.
But y'all be running around
here at Walmart
with your cats hanging out,
your butts,
everything.
They got to let it breathe. That STI kicking their butts, everything. They got to let it breathe.
That STI kicking their asses back.
They got to let it breathe.
Well, then that's why you pass gas to let the STDs vaporize out your butt.
That's the problem.
Y'all too quick to jump in it.
We have a 90-day rule.
You had to date somebody for 90 days.
Joan Clayton, let's go.
I don't think that 90-day rule thing works no more.
You're not listening with
the intent to
understand.
And you was
with him for a
whole year before
you went and
did something
nasty and
freaky.
Y'all do it
right there
behind Taco
Bell.
Damn.
Wait,
huh?
I'm just
saying,
y'all young
girls,
y'all,
then you
wonder why
you ain't got
no man,
then you
wonder why
your vagina
walk off and
leave you
when you're
late 20.
Vagina just up and leave.
Yeah, because you don't let the nigga run.
You don't get out. Behind Taco Bell
though now? Nah, that was wild.
If you don't apply,
let it fly now.
Just say yes, ma'am.
Just let the wisdom go. Yeah, that's what's wrong
with y'all. Everybody just showing everything.
Everybody just walking around.
Everybody want to look. Everybody
shaped like an ant. Everybody want fingers. Everybody just walking around. Everybody want to look. Everybody shaped like an ant.
Everybody want to see his.
And BBL, man.
And BBL.
And look, whatever happened to the woman built like me with scratch marks?
That let you know this body been through something.
Come on now, that 1950 model.
That box Chevy, that's what we want.
You got one more time, slave.
You got one more time to speak to your master like that. You got one more time you got one more time to speak to your master like that
you got one more time
slave
and you're looking like
Kuta Kente
with some beats
on your hands
you got one more time
I do want to say this
in regards to
you said
no I'm not
I just
because I was having
this conversation
the other day
where a girl
was dressed provocative
and they were saying
that she's a hoe
and I'm like
I really don't think she a hoe.
I think she just dresses provocative because that's the norm.
No, that don't make her a hoe.
I'm just saying I'm old school where sexy was when you dress like a lady.
Remember, pull out some old 1970s pictures.
And women was beautiful with their hair and the way they dress, the way they carry themselves.
But everybody today just appear to be a hoe they're not
hoes that's just that's just the
image everybody want to take on
these girls ain't hoes they just look like a hoe
but some of them might be hoes
why do you want to walk around
with your shorts up your ass and some of y'all
be holding men's hands so that
tells me the man with you ain't got
no respect cause I'm fat and my
hoes don't want nothing hanging out even before i got this fat so charlamagne shut up i didn't say nothing i'm listening to
this i'm seeing you about i was not gonna say nothing to miss pat miss pat i am preaching
y'all gotta start we gotta get back to the word woman right now everybody just want to be a girl
nobody wants to be a woman.
I mean, think about it.
Think about it.
Whitney Houston didn't walk around like that, and she was beautiful.
Beyonce don't walk around like that unless she performing.
No lie told.
Yeah, but I was wondering.
I was like, damn it.
Pat was going so good.
He was going so good. I knew a curse word was coming.
I knew a curse word was coming.
Let me keep it real with you.
I got VCR vagina.
What you mean keep it real?
What you been doing this whole path?
Wait, wait, wait.
What is VCR vagina?
What is VCR?
1980.
You got one?
No, not that old school.
I got VCR vagina.
Y'all got that, what that only fan vagina?
What men can click on and pay you.
Somebody somewhere right now still watching me do some nasty on a vcr tape that i'm not getting into residuals for
is that a good thing
i'm kind of hating right now
ladies and gentlemen that was gems from Ms. Pat.
Ms. Pat.
Pastor Pat.
Now, don't forget Ms. Pat.
That's our next BET show.
You're going to be a pastor.
Pastor Pat.
Don't forget Ms. Pat's show, Ms. Pat Settles.
It comes on each and every Wednesday at 10 p.m.
Uh-huh.
And I'm on tour.
My tour is called Your Girl Done Made It.
Go to MsPatComedy.com for tickets.
I'm selling out everywhere finally
i only had three men's in my life damn
i don't like how you said
i would pronounce it i had less than that.
No, Nala been through.
Why is this a,
look, keep Red saying,
we gotta wrap it up.
No, tell us what your body count is.
Nala, we appreciate you.
Hold on, Nala.
Nala body count is more than her back teeth.
No, she still got her back teeth.
She only 28.
She still got her back teeth.
Oh.
Yeah.
You got any kids?
No.
Don't have no kids.
And there's nothing wrong with an abortion.
I want kids.
Go to commercial.
Now go to commercial.
Didn't they tell you to go to commercial, Ray?
The Breakfast Club.
Your mornings will never be the same.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Miss Pat is here, our guest co-host.
Now let's stop through.
Yes.
Miss Pat, we appreciate you for joining us.
I know you're only here for one day, but we appreciate you anytime you come in town.
Well, I thank y'all for letting me come on
and promote my stuff. I truly appreciate it.
People in Atlanta say you only got one day.
They say you can only go up there for one day. Bring your ass
back.
Bring your ass back. Well, I can't
say they do love me sometime down in
Atlanta. So I
have another job, Nyla. I'm
quite aware. A few of them.
I be seeing them all.
Yes.
Yes.
I got to keep working.
And you do too.
I will be.
Y'all can't shoot
the new season
of Miss Patch yet, right?
As soon as this strike is over,
we're going into the season of
season four of the Miss Patch show.
And we nominated for Emmy again this year.
Second time for BET
to ever get nominated for Emmy.
BET has never been nominated for an Emmy before?
Second time
My show is the only time, two times
God damn
Y'all better build a statue of Ms. Patton in front of BET, man
I'm so glad it's you two, wow
Yes, yes
I got some more things popping over there, too
I got some more things coming through
Couple movies and a few things
We got a book coming, too, so I'm excited
Okay, Ms. Patton
Ms. Patton working, that's amazing
All right, when we come back
I want to say, too
Can I salute our good sister, Jess Hilarious?
Her Detroit pop-up comedy events are happening starting today, November 7th, 8th, and 9th.
She got six shows for the next three days at 7 o'clock and 930.
So, go to JessHilariousOfficial.com for tickets at the Punchline in Detroit.
There you go.
What up, though?
Make sure y'all support Jess Hilarious this week. The Punchline in Detroit. And why go. What up, though? Make sure y'all support Jess Alaris this week.
Why don't y'all just give Jess the job?
Damn, everybody says that.
Everybody that come up here say the same thing.
She a good fit.
And she fly.
She look good.
She young.
She ain't old.
She good.
Yeah.
And your fans can leave me the hell alone anytime I come in here.
Don't give her the job.
Niggas don't want this job.
She got miss-packed out of those jobs. That's right. We just love having miss-packed up here. Don't give her the job. Niggas, I don't want this job. She got Ms. Pat
out of those jobs.
That's right.
We just love having Ms. Pat up here.
But y'all got to get a woman.
Oh, 100%.
I agree.
Ain't nothing wrong with old,
by the way.
There you go.
How you know you ain't old?
I'm just not ages.
You ain't speaking on knowledge.
You ain't been through nothing.
You still wearing your hair
like a baby.
I'm saying I have older people
that I work with
and I like working with them. Man, we doing a show. You just walking your hair. I'm sad. I have older people that I work with and I like working with them.
Man, we doing a show. You just walking
in right now, man.
What the hell is going on?
I'm telling you, man.
I'm probably screaming the way I do, Ms. Pat.
You have to. I understand now.
Alright. When we come back, we got the
positive notice to Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy
Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club.
It's Change for Change time.
Charlamagne, we got Paris on the line.
Hey, Paris.
Hey.
Good morning, Paris Anderson.
What's happening?
Hi, Charlamagne.
How you feeling?
Hi, Charlamagne.
I'm feeling real good because you called me.
Listen, man, we got your message, and we see everything that's going on with you.
Sorry about what happened with your child's father.
No, it's not okay, but I'm okay.
Yeah, he left and took all her money from her account.
And Paris is an administrative assistant and a bartender on the weekends.
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Hold on.
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All right, when we come back, we got the positive notice.
The Breakfast Club, come on.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy.
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Ms. Pat, our special guest co-host is here.
Nyla walked into this abuse this morning
It was not abuse
It was just nothing but good old-fashioned OG wisdom
It was definitely abuse
No, it was not
It was definitely abuse
Nope, OG wisdom
It's okay, I'm used to it
I got black parents myself, so it's fine
Well, leave us on a positive note
Well, I want to tell y'all too, man
Make sure y'all go support my man Doug Melville
Invisible Generals is out today
That is the latest release off my book imprint
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