The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Pretty Vee Cohosts, Chance The Rapper At Carnival, Talking Yourself Out Of Sex and More!

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

Today we are joined by our celebrity cohost Pretty Vee.  Then, we open the phone lines to discuss a woman dancing on Chance The Rapper at Carnival even though he is married.  Finally we discuss people talking talking themselves out of sex.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning, USA! She got a movie premiering tomorrow on MTV. She really is. Yeah, I do, I do, I do. Called Pretty Stones. Why did they wait until 420? Wouldn't that make more sense? I mean, you know how that go. Okay. At first, I thought it was 420, but you know. I like the day before. It don't matter.

I like the day before, you know? It don't matter. The check cleared. You here. Hello. What's happening? What they do, Charlotte and V. Good morning.

How you feeling? I'm feeling good. Not sure I got me as a little co-host. Yo, shout to your HBCU. What HBCU did you go to? St. Augustine University. And they love you there. I had to do a show there.

And they was, you weren't there this year. I think you were on vacation. Yes. And they were like, we love V. V represents this school so great. Did you graduate? Did I graduate? Yes, I did.

But they love you, MV, too. I see you was out there as well in the golf cart. Had a good time out there. Charlamagne, did you go? No, never mind. Yes, I did. But they love you, Envy, too. I see you was out there as well in the golf cart. Had a good time out there. Charlamagne, did you go? No, never mind. Yeah, never mind. First of all, my name is Dr. Leonard McKelvey. I have an honorary doctorate from South Carolina State University,

which is my mother's alma mater. Drop on the clues, Bob. I'm from South Carolina State University. He paid for that. All right now, Charlamagne. He paid for that. It don't matter, sir. It's okay.

That endowment fund has helped some kids at South Carolina State University. That quarter million dollars went a long way. There you go. Okay, okay. We'll say it all. I had a good sleep last night. I was in bed by 8.45, damn it. Really?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So you watched none of the games or nothing? None. I started to watch the Sixers next game, but then I was like, man, I'm tired. And I went to bed at 8.45, so I am bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning. You hear me? I am ready to go.

Mr. Bushy-tailed. Okay? What about you, V? I'm good. I'm early. You all right? Yeah, we fell asleep early, too. Like, around 9 o'clock.

You know? Put the little things over my eyes. Charlamagne wife gave me a little eye patch. Okay. My little thing. So I've been wearing it lately. Harita Salado. Okay.

And we do what we need to do. Now we're up and ready to work, honey. All right. You guys, I took a shower. Finally, everything's good.A. Jardinita Sadoado. Okay. And we do what we need to do. Now we're up and ready to work, honey. All right. You guys, I took a shower. Finally, everything's good. Finally. Hello. Be washed.

I don't know why you said it like that. Why'd you say finally? I don't know why you said finally. You took a shower. And you started clapping like, yay. She sounded excited about it. I took a shower. How you feeling, L.A.?

I'm good. I'm great. I'm great. You know, I want to shout to Victor. He's a gentleman out in New Jersey. He purchased a home when he opened a garage. He found two classic cars, a 67 Pontiac GTO and a 67 Corvette. He didn't know what to do with them, so he just reached out to me.

He listens to The Breakfast Club. Those cars are 40 years old, haven't moved in 40 years. How do you find two cars in a house that you just bought? Clearly, they belong to the previous owner. Yeah, but the previous owner didn't want them. Her father died, and she didn't know what to do with the cars. She had no idea the value of them cars. Yeah, so yesterday, I went and picked them cars up.

Y'all took advantage of that poor woman. I picked them cars up. Y'all took advantage of that poor woman. This is why women always have to have a man around to just ask a question, because y'all took advantage of that poor woman. I didn't take advantage of anybody, sir. Y'all be supposed to look at that and be like, I don't think you should just give that away, ma'am.

That is actually worth a lot. Y'all acted like y'all didn't know nothing. I'll take care of those relics. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm from Miami. You got it? Let's get this slide. There you go. We got them cars out of there and we put them cars. Me and my son are going to work on putting them cars together

with Lincoln Tech. They're going to teach us how to put them cars together and get them cars working. How much them cars. So me and my son are going to work on putting them cars together with Lincoln Tech. Shout out to Lincoln Tech. And they're going to teach us how to put them cars together and get them cars working. And what's them cars worth? Hmm? Oh, yeah. Now you don't want to say, huh?

Now you don't want to say. We got front page. Because she might be watching BET this morning and all listening to The Breakfast Club. Yes, good morning to BET. They'll be at the car show. So if you want to see them

at the car show, the first one's in Memphis, May 28th, those cars will be there. So good morning, BET. But let's get the show cracking. We got front page news next. Teslin Figueroa will be joining us in Don't Move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good, good morning BET, but let's get the show cracking. We got front page news next. Tezlan Figueroa will be joining us so don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning everybody. It's DJ Envy Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. We have Tezlan Figueroa here. Good morning Tez. Good morning DJ Envy Pretty V and Charlemagne the guy. The hood whisperer

Tezlan Figu Figaro is hell. Yep, yep. Well, let's start with some quick sports and front page news. The 76ers beat the Nets 96-84, and the Kings beat the Warriors 114-106. Draymond Green was kicked out the game because he stomped on a Sacramento Kings player. Damn, I missed that? Yeah, you missed that one. But he did grab, the Sacramento Kings player did grab his ankle, and then he just kind of

went a little too far with it, though. The Warriors 0-2. 0-2. And we gotta congratulate, drop a bomb for Jalen Hurts. He signed a $255 million contract, sets an NFL record, and he did it with an all-women management team. That's the most impressive

thing about the whole situation, because I'm a Dallas Cowboy fan, so I could care less about Jalen Hurts. But I am glad he got his buddy. I want to see the brother get his money. And I'm glad he got an all-female management team. Isn't she black? Yes. Let's make sure we put that out there.

Absolutely. Now, what's going on in Kansas City? Did they charge that man yet? Yes, they did. Quick update on that. We talked about the story yesterday. 16-year-R-L. A lot of people, it sounds like y'all, but it's y'all. That was a story we talked about on yesterday. And a lot of you have been following it on social media about the 16 year old that was shot in the head twice when he rang the wrong doorbell. Andrew Lester, who is an 84-year-old white man, was charged with two felony counts.

One is assault in the first degree and with an armed criminal action for the shooting. Now, the assault charge is a Class A felony, and if found guilty, he faces no less than 10 years or up to 30 years or life in prison. And for those that continue to ask the question, Breakfast Club, why do you keep bringing up race? Well, the district attorney has confirmed that race was a factor.

And also the history of America has confirmed that race was a factor. So we're going to look at those details and see how that flushes out and what motivated that man to shoot him through the door just for bringing the wrong doorbell. We know what the motivation was, fear of black skin. You know, we know that. But I tell you, is that the right charge? I don't know anything about the legalities. Is that the right charge? Seems light.

Yeah, well, and people say that it seems light. A lot of folks are talking about the hate crime charge. But, and I'm glad you brought that up, Charlamagne, because even though people say, let's do hate crime, well, actually, hate crime would, in Missouri, would carry a lower range of penalties than the two felonies. So at this point, what it appears to be, the district attorney said that that is, you know, the best charge.

Cause again, it could be life in prison. So, I mean, it just depends on, we're also talking about more than likely an all white jury. So this, this, yeah, this neighborhood or this area if you will uh is a majority white uh white jury so there's been a lot of conversation on should they bring up race or not bring up race during the trial or should they just focus uh on the fact that you shot somebody standing you know who was just standing on your porch also also life in prison for that man is any day now did you see his mugshot he looked like he's holding on by a threat yeah that man looked like the gross sister's daddy and imagine imagine how

much terrorizing though he probably did in his 80s that's what i thought about when i thought about him being 84 i was like i wonder how many black people he's terrorized in life that was my first thought yeah and you know and you know that's that's a fear of mine if i ever have to make a u-turn especially in jersey you know sometimes you got to pull into somebody's driver you know and kind of man i think about that that's one fear of mine. If I ever have to make a U-turn, especially in Jersey, you know, sometimes you got to pull into somebody's driveway and kind of back out. Oh, man, I think about that all the time. That's one of my biggest fears, that I'm going to pull into somebody's driveway

and they're going to see me in that car and start firing on me. So it's a big fear of mine. Yeah. I mean, because you got to think about how we think when somebody pulls in our driveway. Correct. When a strange car pulls in our driveway,

I'm the same way. Like, what's happening? What's going on outside? I'm not going to start shooting now. No, I'm not going to start shooting. Yeah, but... But I'm going to, you know... I might walk out with some slides and a roll you know i ain't walking out i'm gonna see what's up yeah i'm gonna be prepared for whatever

now you're talking about uh black men and black people coping with stress in america yep exactly on what you just said uh dj about it's a big fear of yours we talked about anxiety yesterday obviously charlamagne talks about it all the time. So I wanted to share this report because it's always good to have some data to back up what we already know. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services said that adult black Americans experience stress are more likely to experience stress than white Americans, actually 20 percent more likely. Black Americans are also more likely to have feelings of sadness hopelessness and worthlessness than adult whites and things that are even more stressful is if you are black and

poor adult black Americans who live below the poverty line or two to three times more likely to report serious psychological distress than those who live above the property line so the report said that you need to find out what stress is and how you can combat it what kind of study is that did they just finally go around and start talking to us did they finally just start going around did they just finally start going around and having conversations i finally maybe read the history book for the first time jesus all right well but i did want to say this before yeah i'm sorry i wanted to get this out sorry dj envy You're going to throw it to the next story because I want to make sure we got this out because this is definitely positive.

Just a quick shout out to Fahim Mohammed in California who gifted his 13 year old son with 40 acres. Yes. For his birthday. Mohammed said that black Americans were promised 40 acres in a mule. And I guess since that did happen, he said, let me give my son 40 acres. I wanted to put that in there because, again, we look at our 16 year old boys getting shot. I thought this was a good a good way to show, you know, how we got some brothers, you know, really out there handling business. I thought you would love this story to a DJ. Now, I love that. And I think we need to do more of that. If you have kids instead of sometimes we throw expensive birthday parties especially for a one-year-old like we'll

throw this whole huge party and none of us remember our first our first birthday right but if we were able to invest that into a stocks or bonds or some real estate that money would be i mean that kid i have a couple hundred thousand by the time it's 21 i agree still buy me a smash cake though still buy one year old smash cakes smash cakes are fun i'm gonna have me a smash cake though. Still buy one year old smash cake. Smash cakes are fun. I'm going to have me a smash cake for my 45th birthday this year. Grow up. No. Is the daddy single? Right.

Don't look at his shoulders. Right. He got some nice shoulders pretty be. A little Leanna too. I'm going to tell Rick Ross. I'm going to tell Lemon Pepper. I'm going to tell Rick Ross. Come on.

I'm going to tell Lemon Pepple. I'm going to tell Lemon Pepple. Oh, all right. Thank you so much, Tess. That is front page news. Now, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open.

Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Ray morning. The Breakfast Club. Ray, Ray, Ray. Yo, Charlamagne. FD, what up? Are we live?

This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool, an outdoor pool. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is. Made it. We live. Hello, who's this?

Well, well, well. Hey, Envy. Hello, Trav. What's up, sir? What up, sis? How you? I am. I'm a little upset. You gotta say what's up, Pretty V. There you go.

What's up? V, I don't even want to talk to them. Let me tell you something, Pretty V. Can I tell you something? Uh-huh. Go, boy. I've been putting the Breakfast Club on my back for years, right? Because you abide them. And I'm scrolling.

Or your butt. And I see all these people getting VIP breakfast platters, and they ain't send one to me. Ooh, baby. You're going to have to check in. Okay? I've been doing it for years. Would you like that? I was scared to sit up in the hood and say that, Charlamagne.

Would you want a VIP breakfast platter or a PP breakfast platter? The PP breakfast platter is just turkey sausage. That's all it is. They said they came. Y'all need my little BGT deal. Y'all little BGT deal. Don't start acting new because I wanted some breakfast. You didn't call me and say, hey Trav, you hungry? Trav, they said they came to your

crib. They said they went to the back door, but nobody answered. No, they actually said they rang the doorbell and it didn't work. They said they rang the doorbell and it didn't work they said they rang the doorbell and it didn't work it's okay it's not okay b they give me a bp deal when i act new but it's fine because that's what i did i wasn't in the car with them today i had to use a little breakfast class we'll shout to you for you for getting your mcgriddle my brother all right y'all. Bye. Peace.

Hey, we should have sent Trav some breakfast, man. You know he hungry. You know he hungry. Hello, who's this? This is Malawa. What's your name, mama? It's Malawa. Hey, Malawa.

Get it off your chest. Okay, so I just want to talk about 16-year-olds. I am just like appalled. If this keeps happening, I have a 15 year old and it just it's amazing at how in this day and age

we still have to go through this I don't get it but we're acting like we fixed any of the problems before like you say you're appalled if this keeps happening

what are you talking about racism? white supremacy racism young black yeah young black I mean I know racism is ever gonna end

gun violence this country was built on yep it's all i mean this is all the american way white supremacy racism gun violence this is all american culture sadly it's crazy it's just i'm like i'm so petrified when my son even goes to school like Like, I make dua. I pray constantly to make sure that my, you know, I protect my son to bring him home. You and me both. Yeah. I mean, I do that with my daughters

and my wife. You and me both and myself and my friends and family. It's bananas. It is bananas. But I have been trying to get on this radio station forever. I never get on the radio station.

I was so surprised that I did. And so Yeah Thanks for listening to me But we happy to have you here Thank you for calling my mom I hope this show can give you A little pocket of joy In this stressful ass world man

Absolutely Yes Get it off your chest 800-585-1051 If you need to vent Hit us up right now It's The Breakfast Club On BET

That's right Let them know we on BET I just said it And we still on the radio At the same damn time I BET. That's right. Let them know we're on BET. I just said it. And we're still on the radio at the same damn time. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. Now we ain't got to do the stupid pick-ups. No, we're going to say BET. That's it. That's it. That's it.

The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? What's up, y'all? This is your boy Tyler, a.k.a. Dingo. How y'all doing, Breakfast Club?

What's up, Tyler? Why do they call you Dingo, Tyler? You ask him every time he calls, bro. Do we got to go over this every time, Mr. Charlotte Bates? Yes, I think there should be a character on Bluey named Dingo. It only makes sense because it's Australia. Help me out. Help me out. You got the resources, Mr. Charlemagne. Yes. Every time. I think there should be a character on Bluey named Dingle. It only makes sense because it's Australia. Help me out. Help me out.

You got the resources, brother. Let's get the cartoon going. Let's get the paperwork going. You feel me? Okay. But yeah, man. This is one to reach out to y'all, man. But I got a clothing brand, Charlemagne.

It's called Dingle 0925 Streetwear Clothing. My brand was inspired by the skeleton of a dingo. Most badass dog to ever live, only want to be shunned out, forced to strive, survive, become dominant. You wear my logo, you show the world you do the same thing. That make sense? Yeah, that make perfect sense.

We might need to do an African-American version of Bluey. Call it Blackie. Blackie and his brother Dingo. Get it off your chest, Tyler. Yeah, thank you, Debbie. But I wanted to reach out to you, brother. I had called up a couple weeks ago. I had bought a really expensive printer for my business

and it didn't end up working out too well. You let me pull up the brand and a lot of people reached out. They showed support and love. And I just wanted to thank everybody for that support. And if y'all can continue to support me, I'd appreciate it. D-N-G-O-Z-O-9-2-5-dot-com. Also, Envy, you got some weed out here in Detroit, right? You made it seem like I'm a drug dealer.

You got some weed in Detroit? Yes. My bad, bro. My bad, bro. You got dispensaries. I'm a part owner of a cannabis company out there. Yes, sir. Okay, there we go.

So I go to a couple dispensaries out there in Michigan. I live in Illinois, but I travel to Michigan to get my bud because it's better. Like, the prices are crazy. So do you have, can you get your bud in, like, Amsterdam dispensary? It's called Exclusive. That's where I go to get my stuff. And I was trying to figure out if you can get your products in those places so I can actually have access to them. Yeah, well, we're in a lot of the stores in Detroit.

I know Detroit is still working on being recreation, which is crazy. A couple blocks over is recreation, but Detroit is just medicinal. But you can go to a store named, there's a bunch of stores that have it. House of Dank, Mary Jane. There's so many of them that have it out in Detroit. But you can definitely just check it out. But hopefully when it continues to give some more recreational licenses, people will be able to get it more. It's called Slurred.

Why don't y'all do a trade? You trade him some of the Slurred, and he give us some Dingo clothing. Who? I know when you hear the word trade, you think something else. But when I give you, you give him some Slurred, and he give you some Dingo clothing. Maybe. Maybe that'll work. He should have sent some t-shirts up here or something.

I think he did before, man. He's been calling for years. What's wrong with you? Why you ain't got it? Why you ain't got it? Because I ain't see it. I don't think he sent it. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Gene from

Orlando. Hey, June. Get it off your chest, brother. Hey, what's going on, Charlamagne? What's going on, AB Pretty V? What's happening? What they do? I just want to give a shout out to my non-profit organization, Route 7 Orlando. As we know, April is National Financial Literacy Month. We're actually hosting our fifth annual

Money Talks Financial Literacy Speaker Series. And we actually have some of your iHeartRadio family involved, DJ D. Strong, who will be moderating the conversation. But we'll be talking about family legacy. We'll be talking about life insurance, the importance of having a will or a trust, and also talking about retirement planning. So I just wanted to promote that event.

Next week, April the 26th, it's a free event for our Orlando community. So check out Route7Orlando.com. Okay, some dog guy Deej Krong out there too, man. Hello, who's this? Hi, good morning. Good morning. This is Sophia.

Hey, get it off your chest, Sophia. Okay, I just wanted to say, we all, in Spanish we say You know We all go through the same struggles So Hispanic people We go through it too They call us pigs, they call us all of these things

And I just wanted to say You know It's not an even playing field That is very true Did you understand that, V? Or you just be fake speaking Spanish? No, she said Borica, Borena, Dominicana. That is not what she said.

That is not what she said. Hello, who's this? This is Damien from Brooklyn, but I live in Atlanta now. All right, Damien from Atlanta. Get it off your chest. Bro, I just got to work, bro. I'm like, I don't know, maybe like 5.30, and I'm about to get in, and I realized I left off

on a special year at home. Now I'm driving home to get that s***. So you're going to be late for work? I'm going to be late for work. Also, I want to tell everybody that if you're young and you really don't have much to do, join your local union.

Join your local electrical union, plumbing union, anything. I agree. Learn a trade. There's a lot of work out there. Absolutely. I'm an electrician right now.

I work in Atlanta 613. Learn a trade. Five, four years, five years. You can make a top dollar, man. I agree with you. These kids do not know how to use their hands for nothing except for the type. Okay?

All right? Yes, everybody needs to go out there and learn a trade plumbers ain't never long for no work neither have electricians okay all people who put in hvacs all right did you look at your phone no you have notes look at your i have my notes i'm gonna do my notes okay i'm just making sure all right get it off your chest 805 you know i got no see this one says welcome back to the breakfast club on bet all right get it off your chest let 805. You know I got no. Hold on. This one says, welcome back to the Breakfast Club on BET. All right. Get it off your chest. Let's get to the calls. Hello.

Who's this? We're supposed to do that beforehand, not after. This is the closing. Well, I just gave it to them, so now they can, you know. No, they can't. It don't matter? No. Oh, okay.

Well, go ahead. What's your no say? Get it off your chest. 805-85-1051. If you need to vent, you can hit us up. We got rumors on the way. On BET. I got to tease the rumors first.

Okay. All right. We got to talk Jonathan Majors. It looks like he's parting ways with his management team. We'll tell you why. On BET. We'll be back. Keep it locked.

It's The Breakfast Club. On BET. Yes, that's it, right? That was it. Okay, and the radio. Yes, and the radio. Yes. Oh, my goodness.

It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ En nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got our guest co-host pretty v here what they do what they do what they do pretty v and let's get to the rumors let's talk jonathan magis rumor has it rumor rumor has it call out a name or you gossiping or you chatting i'm gossiping this is the rumor report i mean i guess we on the breakfast club this is where the tea spills, right? Yes, on the Breakfast Club.

Now, it looks like Jonathan Majors has been dropped, that's what they're saying, by managing Entertainment 360 following domestic violence charges. Now, they have parted ways. They're not saying why, but people are assuming it's due to the

charges of assault and harassment in new york which he was charged last month that's all people do nowadays is assume i don't know for sure if they parted ways because of these uh allegations but if they are what happened to guilty until proven innocent these are just accusations unless they are like on camera where we can see what happened this shouldn't lead to anybody parting ways and if jonathan is as innocent as his lawyer say he is then it's good to shed anybody around you that's not really for you right now the pr uh company as well uh lead company lede now source with a knowledge of the company confirmed that the actor was removed as a client last month as well so it seems like the pr company and the management team both

parted ways with Jonathan Majes. Give him a second. That's what I'm saying. Give him a second. What happened to due process? What happened to guilty until proven innocent? Nobody should be making no moves due to accusations. That's all they are, accusations. Then what happens if he goes to court and all the charges get

dismissed? Then what? Then he's going to be happy he moved on because he understands that both those companies don't ride with him. That's right. And it's the season. He probably was in for that season. Got to get out of there. Now, Trick Daddy, shout to Miami 305. Trick Daddy finally removed those goals.

Wait, wait, wait. Wow, you're just going to let a 305 shout out happen and you just sit there? No, look, I'm going to get, I'm guessing, let him finish. Can I let him finish? Okay, okay. After he said, look, look at this, look at him. Little baldy in my way. Go ahead, Envy, talk it. Put on for us.

Trick Daddy from the 305. Let's go! Right on time! Hey! Now he replaced his 30-year-old gold grills, and he's getting veneers. He paid $60,000. He first put those gold teeth

in in 1994. Damn. Old bullets. Freak neat. Now they're saying that the permanent caps decayed Trick's teeth so badly he had to undergo boneless bone loss surgery and currently has temporary fillings in place as his gums heal.

Did y'all see the picture of it? A little bit. Before and after? I didn't really look. I mean, it's decent. I think I like the new trick. You like the new trick? Yeah, I like the new trick.

So you like men without golds? Yeah, I don't like the golds. Really? Uh-uh. I mean, I like the pull-outs. I don't like the permanent ones. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, I don't like that.

Maybe you got some cute dreads and all that is cute, but if it's the dreads and the golds, it's like, ooh, I got to leave you in a car on Thanksgiving. Nowadays, they got to pull out dreads, too. These dudes be going home, taking their wigs off. Well, let's call Trick and talk to Trick this morning. I know Trick just left the strip club. You want to call him?

What's up, my brother? How are you, Trick, my Geechee-ass brother? What they do? What's up, my brother? How are you, Trick, my Geechee-ass brother? Hey, Trick. What they doing, son? What's happening? Old sneaky, old freaky, old Geechee-ass Trick. What they do this morning, y'all?

People's doing. Man, we saw you took your golds out, Trick. That mean you tired of dealing with all these young gals, must be. Yeah. Actually, I don't like them. I like my young, actually. 25 to 35. I'm in that age right there.

But them young girls like the gold, so why take them out? I don't get it. I really don't. They don't know what they like, son of a man. But I know I had a lot of miles on that box, but not no puppy party, though. I mean, come on, just me and the girls.

Man, come on, man. Hey, we got Pretty V in there. Pretty V's here, too, Trick. Pretty V repped that 305. What they do, Trick? Whatever I tell the baby. Hello. So, Trick, you spent $60,000 to put some new teeth in?

Yeah, I didn't get the bottom done yet because I felt funny. I couldn't eat and all that. So didn't get the bottom done yet because I felt funny. I couldn't eat and all that. So I'll get the bottom done Tuesday. But next Tuesday, not this Tuesday. So V, how do you, you like the gold

or you like no gold? I like Trick clean. I like the teeth. I like what he did. He spent a bag on the teeth. Me and Trick. It ain't no mouths on this mouth, bro.

It's like a fresh mouth. That's what I'm saying. It's like a fresh mouth. Me and Trick. It ain't no miles on this mouth, right? It's like a fresh mouth. That's what I'm saying. It's like a fresh mouth. Hey, Trick said he done deleted the wholeness in his mouth. I like the new Trick. And then, Trick,

you started taping Love & Hip Hop Miami or no? Yeah, yeah, I started taping. It's getting wild already. I'm telling you right now, this is going to be a season to remember.

I'm telling you. Uh-oh. What are you doing this season, Trick? I'm all over the place. I'm telling you right now, this is going to be a season to remember. I'm telling you. What are you doing this season, Trick? I'm all over the place. I'm not, hey, I ain't worried about nothing for the past. I'm doing everything for the future right now. We got to let Trick get some sleep. Trick was in the script club all night. What time you got? What script club you was in last night, Trick?

No, actually, I went to Booby Trap the night before the last, and I'm still trying to catch up. You know, when you get out of booby trap on the river you come out here at noon you know at noon it be lighted yeah Jesus Christ well thank you Trick for checking in and we'll see you soon Trick

bye Trick that part right there alright baby so am I alright now lastly we gotta talk about a movie that's coming out tomorrow Wednesday April 19th called called Pretty Stone. So it seems like we're setting up 420 a little early. Who in that movie? You know, somebody that you might know.

She's from Miami. She went to an HB, say yo. Who? Trina? I don't think Trina went to college. Young Miami? Karisha? Who?

No, Pretty V's in the movie. Who's our co-host today? There he is. Our movie comes out tomorrow. Tell us about this movie. Pretty Stone, you guys. It's a comedic-led movie. Me, Jess Hilarious, Brandi Evans, Paris Berlich, Sky Townsend, DC Young Fly's in there, and

many more. Portia, Candy, and myself. I play one of the leads, and I'm excited. It's going to be on MTV, right? MTV. It's a stoner movie. What time? At 8 o and I'm excited. It's going to be on what? MTV, right? MTV. It's a stoner movie. What time? At 8 o'clock.

Okay. 8 o'clock. It comes on the 19th and the 20th. I cannot wait. It's a stoner. I'm a stoner. I'm a stoner.

Okay. Why wouldn't it premiere on 420 though? I don't know. I thought they were supposed to do that but again, I'm just blessed

that it's coming out, honey because again, my first lead in a movie. I'm excited. Drop a bomb for Pretty V. That's right. Put it, put it, put it. And y'all just wrapped season two.

A rap-ish. Rap-ish, yes. Yeah, with Issa. With Issa. V was on the last season, too. Yes. So I'm excited. I'm excited for this movie

because it's going to be something great for the culture, something different because it's a female-led movie and it's never been done. So when I got the opportunity, I didn't even have to audition. So, you know, they just gave me an offer. They called you and they said,

B, we want you. That's dope. Period. Go ahead, B. So I'm excited. That's dope. And that is your rumor report. Now, you know,

Jess Alaris was supposed to come up here yesterday and promote it. Oh, for real? You heard what happened? What happened? She got sick. Oh, no, she did tell me. She told me she was a feeling guy.

I didn't know what was going on. She had diarrhea. She had diarrhea. Oh, no, she did tell me. She told me she was a feeling guy. I didn't know what was going on. She had some bad seafood. She had diarrhea. She had diarrhea. Oh, man, she did what I did with B. Well, no, you pooped on the floor. You pooped on the floor. She tried to avoid pooping on the floor.

That's why she didn't want to come up here. Oh, yeah, Jess Boddy, her scenes in this movie is crazy. Oh, yeah. Can't wait to see it tomorrow. Jess with the mess, and her doo-doo is real. Yeah. All right. Her doo-doo is green.

Now, when we come back, we got front page news. Tezlin Figaro will be joining us. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. On BET. That's what, look at the camera. You're supposed to just say it.

On BET. Let me do it regular. Hold on. Go ahead. All right. When we come back, we got front page news. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Club.

On BET. Hey. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club and let's get in some front page news on bt what's wrong with you man they told me to do it and look at the camera what do you mean oh my i can't take it ever since he's been eating that fish from walmart he's been changing on it. Nothing wrong with fish from Walmart. Cut it out.

No, we need to go ahead and put that on the record. You had the audacity and the nerve and the gumption to say that you eat fish from Walmart, but you clown me for getting on Southwest. That's the same thing. What's the bigger risk? There's nothing wrong with Walmart whiting, okay? Oh, Jesus. You see?

It is 878.72. That's expensive. I don't want to hear... I don't think about $8.72. Two pounds of Great Value Frozen Wild Cart Pacific Whiting Filets. Two pounds from Walmart. I don't want to hear nothing about me going on Southwest. We both had it taken living dangerous.

Are you saying that Southwest is the Walmart meat of airlines? Yes, it is. Now, let's talk about this robotic dog in front page news. What's going on with this dog? What are we talking about? Yes. Last week, Charlemagne said he is not interested in a robot dog. And New York Mayor Eric Adams said he doesn't care what Charlemagne says.

He will not bow down. He usually used the word bow, no pun intended, to the anti-robot dog pressure. He went on to say a few loud people were opposed to it and they took a step back, but that is not how he operates. He operates on what is the best thing to do for the city. So he said Diggy Dog is out of the pound and on the ground. I added on the ground. Adam said that the remote controlled 70 pound dog will be deployed in risky situations like hostage hostage standoff starting this summer he said that if a suspect is barricaded and you have someone that's inside a building that is

armed instead of sending police in you should send in diggy dog he said it is the best way to use smart technology i mean the robot dogs don't matter if the same people who, you know, who program the dog also subscribe to prejudice and discrimination. Yeah, but I don't think a dog will be shooting at people. I think the dog is just used to see what the situations are. They can send the dog inside. They can send the dog to look at certain cars so they don't explode. Can Diggy Dog bite? If Diggy Dog can bite, Diggy's going to be biting niggies.

I'm telling you that right now. I'm telling you that right now. Diggy's going after the niggies. You already know. I don't think the dog can bite or shoot. I think it's just used to see what's going on in situations. As long as it can't attack, that's all. We'll see.

We don't know. They might make some upgrades. Hey, AI. Like we talked about last week. Don't tell them what's going to happen. Right. What else are we talking about? Trust me on.

What else are we talking about, Taz? Yeah, I want to do a quick update. We talked about this on Friday on Senator Feinstein. On Friday, we covered how several Democrats, including California Representative Ro Khanna, recently called on 89-year-old Senator Feinstein to resign before her term is up due to her experiencing medical complications, which in turn has caused her to miss 60 of the 82 votes thus far this session. Not only has she missed important votes, but she also sits on the important Judiciary Committee. And that is the committee that helps advance federal judges for confirmation.

Obviously, that's very important for Democrats while they still have control of the Senate. So the latest update is that Senator Feinstein has asked to be replaced on the Judiciary Committee, but has not made an announcement to retire completely from the Senate. Now, the news has received mixed reviews from Democrats. Some say that asking her to get out early is sexist. And as I mentioned on Friday, some say that, hey, no, she needs to get out so that we can go ahead and get things done. Representative Ro Khanna doubled down on his position. Take a listen. Well, only in Washington would you get criticized for saying something so obvious.

I have a lot of respect for Senator Feinstein, but she's missed 75% of votes this year. She hasn't been showing up, and she has no intention. We don't know if she's even going to show up. She has no return date. In contrast, Senator Fetterman has said that he's going to show back up on April 17th. So it's one thing to take medical leave and come back. It's another thing where you're just not doing the job. The reality here is there's the sense, well, you need to have a deference to these senators who've served so long. How about a deference to the American people? How about an expectation that if you sign up to do one of these jobs, you show up?

I actually like seeing Ro Khanna doing this. And I would love to know how you feel, Tez, because I don't have a problem with people pressuring her to resign because she's older. Because I feel like this is what should have happened with RBG. And I feel like, you know, there's other there's other older leadership in the Democratic Party that the younger members of the Democratic Party should be telling like, yo, man, it's time to time to fall back. No, you're absolutely right. When the average age is, you know, in their 60s, that's a problem. And you're absolutely right. Just to remind folks, she died six weeks before the 2020 election. She was a Supreme Court judge and she wrote on her deathbed hey you know make sure you wait until 2020 to appoint a new judge and obviously trump didn't

give a damn about that trump was trumping and he replaced her and so that is why we are dealing with what we're dealing with on the supreme court level so again it's just really so i'm just gonna be honest it's very selfish to me i don't think it has anything to do with sexism. It's about handling business. And she's been in office, I believe, almost 30 years. So it's OK. It's time to go ahead and wrap it up. And as another point, Governor Newsom, California Governor Newsom said that if she resigns, they will appoint a black woman because it's been a void since Vice President Harris has left the Senate. Just by the way, there's no black woman in the Senate.

So do you think this is stuff that should play out publicly or privately? Like, should these conversations be happening behind closed doors? Would they go better if it seemed like it was her who just decided to step down? No, it need to be public and private. Put the pressure on. Word. Put the pressure on. I'm all about

let's open it up, let's have a discussion, let's talk about it for what it is. There's been enough private conversations and that has not gotten us anywhere. And it's strange, too, because when RBG, you know, did pass away and Trump ended up appointing somebody, everybody had this conversation. They was like they should have told her to step down earlier. So why? Why are we making the same mistake now? Right. Well, they did tell her to step down earlier years before you know um but but she didn't again it they keep making this point about you know let's make sure we show respect to the to the elected official and like we heard in the clip with rocana he's saying it's not about the elected official it's about the people you literally cannot miss work you know and and be able to say that's okay

especially important business like this we don't know what's going to happen in 2024, believe it or not. So when you talk about these positions on judges, this is so critical, guys. Even if you don't like Democrats or Democrats, Republicans, I could care less. I'm an independent. But when we talk about judges, that is critical. When we look at who is actually going to be the judge that will determine if the guy that shot the 16 yearold gets life or gets a slap on the wrist. That's judges, folks. So the judiciary level of government is critically important when you talk about social justice. And that is what this is doing.

I'm glad she's getting off the committee, but there's so many other things that need to get passed in the Senate while they have the alleged power that they say that they do, which I don't believe they do. But that's another conversation. Word. All right. You better talk it. Well, thank you talk it well thank you and you know what today is what's today tax day so if you haven't done your taxes taxes are due today so make sure you get your taxes in or file an extension you don't want to mess with earth's irs because they will be on your ass yeah i've been my taxes i don't gotta pay taxes till october honey let me go file my extension twice why you scratch your extensions while you were saying that?

V scratched her extensions while she said that, by the way. I don't have to file my day. Thank you, Tesla Figaro. And make sure you subscribe to the Straight Shot No Chaser podcast

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to usher. Now listen, I'm giving out free hugs. 800-585-1051. We were talking about Chance the Rapper. There's this video of Chance the Rapper out at Jamaican Carnival. And there's a ting dancing on him.

Did I do that? The ting. The ting dancing on him. Look up on y'all dancing funny. Yeah, y'all ponding him. And he smacked the ass. Okay. All right.

So people are saying, ain't he married? Is this cheating? Is this a problem? Let's discuss. And we want to take your phone call. 800-585-1051. Pretty V is our co-host, so she's here. We're going to discuss when we come back.

And we're on BET. And it's the Breakfast Club on... BET. They said don't look at the camera. It's the Breakfast Club on... BET. Don't look at me. BET.

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We got our co-host Pretty V here. What they do, what they do, what they do. Musties and crusties. And we're talking about Chance the Rapper. Or crusties. Now, Chance the Rapper, he was trending yesterday, and that's because he was out in Carnival in Jamaica. Yes.

Enjoying himself, living his best damn life from what I saw. That's right. And he is married, and he was dancing on another woman. And people are saying this is not the way that a married man should conduct himself. Let me ask you all a question, right? How do y'all come to these conclusions based off a 25, 30 second clip? Right. Because for all we know, his wife could have been recording the video.

For all we know, his wife could have just been off to the side, minding her business, because it is carnival. Have you never been to, like, a strip club with your significant other? When you and your significant other go to the strip club together, do y'all not throw ones together? Do y'all not slap ass together? When in Rome, do what Romans do. When at carnival, do what carnivilians do. What's wrong with him dancing on a woman if his wife is there? Carnivilians?

You just made that up? You know what the hell I mean. Oh, okay. I'm just making sure. What's wrong with that, B a woman if his wife is there? Carnivilians? You just made that up? You know what the hell I mean. Oh, okay. I'm just making sure. What's wrong with that, B? But let me tell you something. If the wife probably wasn't even there. How do you know that?

Yeah, you're just going to come to that conclusion. Okay, but you just said if the wife was there. What if the wife wasn't there? Man, listen. Should you be slapping someone else's butt? Not if your wife not there. If your wife is giving you permission to slap ass, yes. You know what I mean?

Yeah, if your wife has said, enjoy yourself and go slap any booty you see. And yeah, all that are cool. But I don't think sis was in the building. And I also think that chance shouldn't be slapping nobody. So how would you feel if he represents the Internet, by the way? Just jump into conclusions. Assuming things. We're saying if your man was out at Carnival and you seen him slapping somebody's ass and you wasn't there,

y'all would have to have a conversation when he got back. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely calling you on the spot. Hey, turn the camera so I can see Miss Missy. Like, I'm doing that. But why do we have to jump to the worst conclusion? This man made a whole CD saying, I love my wife. I love my wife. I love my wife.

You think he would really be doing that knowing all them cameras is out? You think he would really be out there wilding if his wife wasn't with him? But it happens, though, Sharla. Oh, no, it does happen. I'm just saying in this particular situation. We don't know. How do we know his wife wasn't with him. But it happens, though, Sharla. Oh, no, it does happen. I'm just saying, in this particular situation, how do we know his wife wasn't right there?

His wife might have been recording the video. We just asked him, would you mind if your wife went to Carnival and was throwing her ass around? What do you mean? What are you talking about?

What are we talking about? That's not even a discussion. That's not what we're talking about. How my wife get in the discussion? How my daughter at the carnival? You would have a problem. Just ask him. That's a totally different discussion. Listen, I've What do you mean? How my wife get into this? How my daughter ask her? You have a problem. Just ask it. That's a totally different discussion.

Listen, I've been in, me and my wife go to the script club together. Correct. Okay, we was in Ghana having a good time. Me and my wife do as well. I was throwing ones. I didn't touch no ass that I remember, but on purpose. That I remember. No, but I didn't touch ass on purpose, right?

I'm the same way. Just because I don't trust nothing. You know what I mean? In this internet age and how everybody likes to twist things you know so i was just throwing ones my wife and and my crew was slapping ass though you know the ladies so they had fun that didn't bother me in no way shape or form and if i would have slapped some ass my wife wouldn't have cared because we in the script club together is what i'm saying if y'all at carnival together let's okay can we do my scenario now yeah if they at carnival together okay right together is what I'm saying. If y'all at Carnival together, okay, can we do my scenario now?

Yeah. If they at Carnival together, Okay. Right? Together. I'm still not slapping ass at Carnival. And join all the Carnival festivities.

Right. And your wife is like, go ahead, get up on that. And y'all laughing and joking and you jump up on there. Is that a problem? Get up on that

is different than slapping that ass. That's the same thing. No, it's not. That's all under the umbrella of getting up on that. No, it's not. Look, like I said,

you said she may have been there, she may have not been there. Either way, we're not slapping ass on carnival. You telling me you ain't never been in the script club with Lemon Pepper? First of all, that's not even an odd. Lemon Pepper ain't never slapped no ass in front of you, V. First of all, Lemon Pepper definitely probably slapped a little one, two, three. But what I'm saying is if I ain't in the building, if I'm there, go ahead and enjoy yourself. But if I'm not there, you just, just for fun, that's the issue for me.

Now I'm about to call you up. I can see that. I agree with that. Now I'm about to call you up. Only thing I'm saying is, we don't know if that man's wife was there or not. She wasn't there. We know the full fuck together.

How you know that? I just know that she was not there. See, you just speak things. You just speak things with no knowledge of things. She was not there. How you know that? Trust me, she was not there. Hello? know that? Trust me. She was not there. Hello.

Make the beat stop. Justin. Hello? That was not Justin, actually. It's Sean Stone. Peace and blessings. Sean Stone. Why go on, Pretty V?

Why go on, Brad? Yeah, Sean, pick up yourself. DJ Envy, pick up yourself. I want to chime in on the topic. Say what's up to V, Pretty V. Say hi. Yeah, I just said why go on, Pretty V. This is Sean Stone, Pretty V.

You just said that. You don't be listening? I didn't hear it. I'm BET. You're on BET. I know. Yeah, I just said walk on, Pretty V. This is Sean Stone, Pretty V. You just said that. You don't be listening? I didn't hear it. I'm BET. I know. I'm BET. Sean Stone, I'm BET. We're Pretty V.

You know what I mean? But listen, I think Sean's the rapper. That's kind of cheating right there, man. If you're married, you can't be winding up on no girl

in no carnival. We don't know if his wife was there or not, Sean. We don't know. We jump into conclusions based off one or two seconds of video. What did you just say? We don't know if his wife was there or not, Sean. We don't know. We jumping to conclusions based off of the 22nd video. What did you just say?

We don't know if his wife was there? Yes, we don't know if his wife was there or not. We have no idea. We just jumping to our own conclusions. So, Charlamagne, you think his wife is going to give him permission to go and wind up on a dress in a bikini? Yes. That's not true. Me and my wife have a good time.

Yeah, right. I don't think your wife would allow you to do that, bro. Why not? You know what I mean? And if the wife allow that, that's okay if the wife allow that. But if the wife did not allow that, that's kind of cheating, brother. You know what I mean? Yes, if the wife don't allow it. If y'all at Carnival and y'all doing what Carnivalians do,

and the wife say, get up on that, cool. If one of them big diesel ass dudes came and danced on my wife i wouldn't be tripping right i wouldn't trip it's kind of don't do nothing crazy don't pick her up and throw her up in the air and be spinning around and all of that but one of the big ass diesel dudes come and dance behind your wife you'll be you'll be hot it depends how it depends what it is now you change the story it does it depends it depends story. Now you changed the story. It does depend. Now it depends. It depends. It depends.

It depends on what? I don't know. I just have to see. I have to be in the moment. You know what I mean? But you know when somebody going too far. Yeah, you do. And like I said, we don't know what Sis told Chance when he left Chicago.

Before you go out there, have your fun, but just know don't do this. Or have your fun. Do whatever, babe, and I'll just hit you later. We don't know. We don't know if Sis was there. But I know for a fact Chrissy wasn't in the building, right? Who was. Or have your fun. Do whatever, babe, and I'll just hit you later. We don't know. We don't know if sis was there. But I know for a fact Chrissy wasn't in the building, all right? Who was Chrissy? The wife.

I gave her a nickname. 800-585-1051. We're talking about Chance the Rapper. He was in Carnival in Jamaica. And there's a video of him dancing on a young ting and slapping a young ting's ass. On BET. So we're asking. Was it on BET?

It wasn't on BET. But what are your thoughts? 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. On BET. It's topic time. Pick up the phone, baby.

Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, we have our co-host Pretty V here. What they do. Now, we were talking about Chance the Rapper.

If you haven't seen the video, he was trending yesterday. There was a video of him dancing on a... He was in Carnival in Jamaica. He was dancing on this woman, and he slapped her ass. And people are saying, that's not what a married man is supposed to do. And that's what bothers me the most about this whole conversation because y'all jumping to conclusions. We don't even know if that man's wife

was there. They might have been out there having a good ass time together. She might have been grinding on gal too. Slapping gal ass. You know? What accent was that? Safari. So we're asking 800-585-1051 What are your thoughts?

Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up? This your boy Dingo Getting you back Oh boy Dingo, we about to block your number You ain't supposed to get through Two times in a row Tyler, what you think?

Look, I gotta play the lottery Let's get it But okay, look I'm finna stick up for my boy Chance And represent the Chicago homies Look, he's a merry man We get it He made a whole song's a merry man. We get it. He made a whole song about he loved his wife.

We get that. He was out there on Carnival, and y'all saw that booty. It would have been culturally inappropriate for him to not slap that booty. There you go, Dingo. See, I'm glad you got through again, Dingo. That's the word I was looking for. Hey, ding-dong-a. Culturally appropriate for him to be out there doing what he was doing.

That is a very key term. That was culturally appropriate. No, she's Jamaican. Ask Pretty B. Yes. Oh, yes, I know. Good. Hold on, Carlotta.

Good morning. Carlotta, where you from? Good morning. I'm from Guyana. Your name is Carlotta? Yes. That sound like a drink at Starbucks. Uh-huh.

Like Tina Carlotta. Okay. So what's your thoughts is Carlotta? Yes. That sounds like a drink at Starbucks. Uh-huh. Like Tina Carlotta. Okay. So what's your thoughts, Carlotta? Listen, let the man be free. I've been married 25 years. And if I go to a party, my husband is not there. I am going to take a wine on something.

No, no, no. That's not how that supposed to work. No, no, no. See, now you got to worry about She whined on somebody like Pete Davidson and now she got Pete Davidson's print on her butt. Listen, I am going home to my husband. He's going home to his wife. It's a

Caribbean thing. You better pick a wine on something. I mean, see, that's cultural appropriation. No, that ain't it. Culturally appropriate. a wine on something. No, I mean, see, that's cultural appropriation. No, that ain't it. Culturally appropriate. No, no. Culturally appropriate.

Right? No, we're not. It's fine. Yes. I think y'all should do all the whining together. That's what I think. I think, I don't know if y'all should be

whining on each other when y'all not together. It's not whining. It's whining. Well, whatever. You know what I'm saying? Whining. Whining is what the internet

is doing about this situation. You know what I mean? Because y'all so, y'all jumping to conclusions, worried about this man Chansey. I'm telling you why did is what the internet is doing about this situation you know I mean cuz y'all so worried about this man Chansey I'm telling you that man wife probably was with him hello who's this Chrissy was not there as good morning this is AJ good morning good morning in the end pretty V is so nice to speak to you guys. Yes. Nice to speak to you too. What's your thoughts, AJ? Okay, so my thoughts are, if he is married,

how would he feel if his wife is on vacation having a great time with her husband shaking her behind and a random man come behind her and, you know,

she's dancing on the man he's next to her, but how he feel? Why y'all doing this? Why y'all doing this to Chance? We don't know if Chance's wife was with him. Why does the internet do this? Why y'all jump this to Chance? We don't know if Chance's wife was with him. Why does the internet do this?

Why do y'all jump to conclusions all the time? I mean, no guy would like that. I'm just saying. I don't feel no type of way. If his wife is there and she's okay with it, that's fine. I'm open, you know? Me and my husband are open. What you mean you're open?

Like, we're not swingers Or nothing like that But We have been To those type of Environments And We're open to the experience

So y'all have to swing them up No it's not that How you I'm not a swinger We're not swingers We're not swingers She said she's been To that type of environment

She ain't say nothing About swinging Y'all been to the Strip club together before Right Yes we've been to the St strip club together and everything yes that's all and that man can get a little lap dance you can get a little lap dance how far do y'all go mama um so so i we have been to where i'm okay with bringing another female but as far as another man though as far As far as another female, I'm down.

Oh, you got a little munch. That's what you're saying. So they swinger-ish. My girl got a girlfriend. My girl got a girlfriend. My girl got a girlfriend. You got it. Right, one thing.

I ain't judging. Corpid burn. Corpid burn. Scissor. Corpid burn. That's what scissors on. Corpid burn. Corpid burn Cisum Corpid burn That's what Cisum's on Corpid burn Corpid burn

Okay Hello Who's this? Good morning My name is Joshua Fletcher I'm 17 I graduated From New College

You have You have nothing You have nothing To contribute to this conversation Nothing to add to this sir Nothing No I

I wanted to say that I don't I don't necessarily know if it's cheating, but I know that... You know why you don't know? Because you're 17 years old, sir. Okay? You got a lot more life to live. Stay out of grown people conversation. Okay. This is the problem.

This is the internet. It's a bunch of 17-year-olds commenting on grown people's situations. Have you ever slapped a booty, sir? Don't you say it peanut hello have you have you ever slapped the behind you hear the birds chirping the boy got school who this is that's his mother uh yeah that's the mama hi hey mama don't have your little boy calling up here about grown folks conversations, man. Because my husband died from COVID at the very start of the pandemic. And he's looking, you know, he developed a very early understanding of manhood.

He graduated high school at 16. He's in college right now, completing his first year. So, yeah, he's dealing with grown folks things. Rest in peace to your husband. My husband was an essential worker if you look right now there's a something streaming about my family it's called uh hit the hidden pandemic there's something on tnn called hidden pandemic and on orphaned by covid they're streaming on nbc so my children have had to deal with both things.

Okay. And I called a couple of weeks ago to ask for tickets because my kids want to start a podcast to help other grieving children, but I don't know what to do. I'm a mom. I have no idea. Where you from? What to do.

We're from New York, but we just relocated to Savannah. Okay. We'll get you tickets to the podcast. Can we put you on hold and have this conversation, Michael? We was just talking about slapping ass. I don't know if you heard. Yeah, I don't want to play anymore now with you guys. No, we were.

We was talking about Chance the Rapper being at Carnival slapping ass. And this kind of just like, it kind of just brought the mood down. And we don't want that to happen, man. Yeah. We don't want to play anymore. I'm serious, Mama. Mama, can we at least ask you the question mama yes okay so chance the rapper was out at carnival and we don't know if his wife was with him or not and he was grinding up on a little young thing and he slapped the ass and the internet

got upset at him do you think he was wrong do you think he was cheating okay real talk real talk if you're from the caribbean culture that's a part of how they dance. That's all I'm saying. Dancing and dancing and slapping, but those are different than adultery. That's right. You understand? So, yes. I wouldn't say that he's committing adultery.

And if he's doing it especially for publicity, we're all talking about him. So, I say go for it as long as his wife understands that what they have, they built. Because what's most important when it comes to a couple is what their understanding is of it. Boom. That's the world. Well, she's from New York, so she's probably a dude. That was the Brooklyn basement parties, and I'm sure she whined on some things before. Okay, where's she from?

She talking with Sens this morning. Look at the wife. Yes, you know where this is coming from? This is coming from a little perspective. Like, I kept my vows till my husband died. You understand? So whatever happens between a husband and wife is their business ultimately.

That's the world in their justice. Real talk. That's right. Hold on. We're going to have you up on the show, man. If y'all really got something on NBC? See, it's in ABC. Like, what's up? We have it all. Hold on. Eddie, get her information. on the show, man. If y'all really got something on NBC? See, it's in ABC. Like, what's up?

We have it all. No, no, no. Eddie, get her information. Get her information, Eddie. What's your name again, mama? Hi, my name is Veronica Fletcher. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, Eddie, get Veronica Fletcher's information.

Oh, well, that was fun until it wasn't anymore. What's the moral of the story? We got a non-profit real quick. I didn't know what was going on. The moral of the story is if Free TV and Rick Ross in the script club, she's going to let Rick Ross touch some ass. Wow. What? Wow.

What? What? And you're going to be right there tipping too. I'm going to have my shades on like I ain't see it though. All right. Now we got rumors on the way. Could you imagine you being in court And your attorney says, cat

To the judge Well, we're going to talk about that when we come back That's what happened in the YSL case So don't move, it's the Breakfast Club on BET BET Good morning everybody, it's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha Guy We are the Breakfast Club

We got our co-host Pretty V here What they do, what they v here what they do what they do what they do musties and crusties all right let's get to the rumors let's talk young thug rumor has it rumor rumor has it call out a name or you gossiping or you chatting this is the rumor report i mean i guess we on the breakfast club this is where the tea spills right on the breakfast club yeah that's what young thugugs attorney said to a judge uh in atlanta let's listen don't worry about that okay because it wouldn't be it i'd have to do it anyway so don't even worry about that okay okay i'm just saying that it's just not true it's it's cat to

be honest oh my god we i don't want no cool attorneys bro we gotta start restoring some order man trade up man i don't want no cool attorney i don't want no cool attorney, bro. We got to start restoring some order, man. Trade up, man. I don't want no cool attorney. I don't want no cool doctor. None of that. Some things just got to stay traditional, bro. I love it. Oh, okay.

You love it until the judge say guilty. Guilty. I love it. Now, Justin Hill, who he represents YSL, of course, the member, I think his name is Damone, a.k.a. Bali. Well, he doubled down on the straights of words. He told a reporter outside of court he felt misrepresented during the proceedings and using the word cap perfectly defined the moment. All right, man.

How would you feel if your judge, your lawyer said cap? I love it. Until he don't get you off. If he get me off, he can say whatever you want to say. I don't think that's going to work, though. We're going to see. Now, Usher, of course, he was out in Vegas doing his residency. And he was singing.

And 21 Savage was in the crowd. And if you follow 21 Savage, you know he loves R&B. He's always singing online. Usher seen him. And Usher gave him the mic. Pause. It started when we were young, now you're old You know, say what? And even though it's still hard to decide We've been each other, ain't nobody to choose

Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh My boy All right. You better sing. All I hear is two young men having a great time. Drop on the clues bombs for us in 21st Avenue. Why did you pause that too, by the way? Because I said he gave him the mic.

So what? I don't know. Grow up, man. That's the New Yorker. Grow up. He just gave him the mic. You told everybody yesterday when Pete

Davidson walked in the room, you looked at his sweatpants and was thinking about how big his penis was. You ain't got to pause nothing after you say that.

I didn't say anything like that. I said something similar. I didn't say that. Well, you want to say what his response was? What? Pete Davidson. He texted you back. I won't believe you. I didn't say that. Well, you want to say what his response was? What?

Pete Davidson. He texted you back. My good brother texted me yesterday. He said, you and Envy had me dying today, bro. With a bunch of laughing emojis. And then he put, tell him I stared his fat ass. There you go. Hello.

I know you're right. I know you do have a little bit of a clump back there. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. I'll tell you something. If men talking like that to each other, what's the point of pausing? Hello? What's the point of pausing, period?

You know what I'm saying? My good brother Andrew Schultz always says something that makes so much sense. What's that? When you pause, it's because you want it to stay there for a second. You know what I'm saying? You want it to stay there. You want to see. If you didn't want to see it, say fast forward.

So all of y'all saying pause, we know what it is now. Fast forward. All right. Well, that is your rumor report. Now, speaking of nice rear ends, who you giving your donkey to, sir? I didn't mean it like that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

I was trying to. I'm glad. I'm glad you noticed. I didn't mean to say it like that. Is the sweatshirt I'm wearing today? No. Okay. All right.

No. All right. Cap. Four after the hour, we need a brother named Robert. I can't remember Robert's last name, but he need to come to the front of the congregation. Oh, Robert Audette. All right. He's from Florida.

Need I say more? Nope. Not at all. Pretty V State. All right. Hey, Florida man. Hey. We'll talk about it four after the hour.

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Only in theaters April 21st. Rated R. Under 17. Not admitted without a parent. Make sure you tell them to watch out for florida man the craziest people in america come from the bronx and all of florida yes you are a donkey a florida man attacked an atm for a very strange reason it gave him too much money florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife police arrested an orlando man for attacking a flamingo at the breakfast club

bitch donkey of the day when charlamagne the guy i don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all well duval uh it's not my fault y'all do it to yourself donkey of the day for tuesday april 18th called the robert francis audit he is 39 years old and he hails from wildwood florida what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today's donkey is no exception. Now, this man, Robert, was arrested and charged with assault. The person he allegedly assaulted was his wife.

We all know how serious domestic violence is, but everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Of course, if he's guilty, he will get the credit he deserves for being stupid but today he's getting donkey of the day because of the alleged weapon of choice that he used uh pretty v could you do something for me could you please read this headline what was the headline a florida man has been arrested after police say that he threw chicken wings at his wife during an argument okay now according to the suspect's arrest report the victim told police that the defendant and uh the defendant and him had been arguing over the defendant having a lover okay and because of that the victim said the defendant threw the wings at her with some hitting her on her shoulders and under the chin okay she was thinking for leaps.

He was thinking wing stop. Now, there was some evidence left behind. What was the evidence, V? Officers at the scene said they saw chicken wing sauce on the victim's chin. There was sauce on the victim's chin, neck, and shoulder. I know what you're thinking. Okay, what flavor was the sauce? Was it hot honey rub?

Was it hickory smoked barbecue? Was it mango habanero? V, what flavor you think it was? I know my favorite flavor. Lemon pepper. Of course. Of course you would think it was lemon pepper because you are Lady Lemon Pepper, the first woman to wing stop. Okay. Now, I'm not trying to make light of this situation because the woman said she ran away from Robert.

And according to the arrest affidavitit there was an audio recording of this incident and when the victim didn't open the door the defendant is heard yelling i'ma beat your effing ass and begin violently banging on the door which could be clearly heard on the audio recording and during questioning robert admitted getting mad and throwing the wings but that he did not intend to hit the victim with said wings not only do we not condone this type of aggression towards women, we don't condone throwing out wings. Waste not, want not. Y'all complaining

about the price of steak at Moneybagg Yo restaurant when wings ain't cheap either. Tyson all-natural fresh chicken wings at Walmart, $3.68 a damn pound. $16.78 for a five-pound pack. How much does six-piece at Wingstop cost?

Well, honey, it's a bonus. So the 70-cent wings, that's about $7.79. Mm, of course you would know that. Okay, the moral of the story is inflation is through the roof, the groceries are too damn high. Who are you, Robert, to not only threaten your wife with violence

but to waste some perfectly good chicken wings that some people can't even afford? Please give Robert Francis Audit the biggest hee-haw. Come on, now. You want to play a game? Alright, let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is.

Robert Francis Audit, 39 years old from Wildwood, Florida. He was arrested for assault for throwing some perfectly good chicken wings at his wife. DJ Envy, Guess What Race It Is. Dude, this one is tough. Why is it tough? See, because black people ain't going to waste no wings. Okay, you answered your damn question. They're going to eat it, but you said Florida. Why is it tough? See, because black people ain't going to waste no wings. Okay. You answered your damn question. They're going to eat a butt.

You said Florida. And Florida is going Florida. Damn. I can tell you all that. I'm going to go with white. Okay. All right. Pretty V, Robert Audit, 39 years old from Wildwood, Florida, got arrested for assault

for throwing some perfectly good chicken wings at his wife. Guess what race it is? Hispanic. Hispanic. I'm going to go with Hispanic. V, you are wrong. DJ and V are absolutely correct. Yes!

He is contagious! In the face! No, I'm not. He is Cartesian. In the face. No, I'm not. All right. I'm going to go his body. It's such a stupid show. They like enchiladas.

Why is it such a stupid show? I don't know. How has the show been on so long? I don't know. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. And thank you for watching us on B5. The question is, ladies, tell us a time a man talked himself out of getting sex. Oh, so this is coming from yesterday's situation with Taylor. Okay, since you want to say names, yes.

That's where the situation is. When the man called up here and said that he was supposed to get with Taylor because they met on OK Stupid? No, not that one. There's another situation. Okay, so let me tell you what happened how to taylor since you said her name i wasn't gonna say her name but i was just gonna say a producer up here but since you want to go all the secret y'all ain't telling me it was a secret all right so we have a producer up here named taylor made it taylor made it all right now taylor made it she met this gentleman okay uh she

was feeling him and they went out for a date on what dating app was this no this was in person like oh in life in life like real real real life so she met him out they went out and they vibed and she was good

the next day he calls her and he was drinking he got off work and was like hey I'm gonna slide through the crib and she was like

this has only been one day you're not sliding through the crib but whatever she said no if you're in Brooklyn give me a call I heard this story.

I didn't hear it like this, though. I'll put a little sauce on it. I'll put a little sauce. It's the driver, actually. He was drinking, and he went to. He called her up and was like, I'm not in Brooklyn, but hey, I want to. I want to munch. I want to munch.

OK, so that's the part I heard. All right, OK. So he says, hey, I'm lit. And she goes, how lit are you? He says, lit enough where I want to munch. You might need to put some sauce on this, then. All right. Okay. All right. So he says, you know, he says, hey, you know, I'm lit. And she goes, how lit are you? He says, lit enough where I want to munch. You might need to put some sauce on this then. Put some sauce on the munch. We want to.

Okay. Why you say put some sauce on it? It might be a little dry. I don't know. I'm just throwing things out there. Taylor, you let him tell the story on you? You gave him permission to tell the story? You started the story.

I wasn't going to say a name. Oh, okay. It's okay, Taylor. So what's the point? So, come on, Taylor. Now you might as well come to the mic now. What am I saying? Taylor, we had the part where he said he was lit, and you said how lit, and he said lit enough to munch.

Yes. That turned me off. And, you know, he was right there at, you know, the vagina walls. Whoa! Oh, wow. I didn't hear all that. But I don't like when a guy comes aggressive like that. the walls. Whoa! Oh, wow. But, but, I don't like

when a guy comes aggressive like that, so he walked himself right out that situation. As he should. Yes. As he should.

So let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Ladies, has a man ever talked himself out of poom poom? That is the question.

Because I roll with an Afro puff, so look, it ain't even gonna work. Man, what is going on? What's going on in here, man? I'm calling all y'all mamas. I'm confused here.

I'm calling Mama V and Mama Taylor. What the hell is y'all talking about? I got bees at the end. I got bees at mine. What? You don't know how to wipe, man. That sounds like bees. What is going on this morning?

Jesus Christ. That is the question. Let's talk about it. 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your phone. Call in right now.

Call me. Add your opinion to The Breakfast Club topic. Break it down. 800-585-1051. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. I can't hear none of these conversations from my youngins, man. Because Taylor in here being nasty, V in here being nasty. Yeah, I co-host Pretty V's here. Yeah, Taylor told this story about, I guess, some dude she was about to hook up with. Yeah, yeah.

They went on a date. She was feeling him. And she was going to let him, I guess. She was like, oh, I'm feeling him like that. And then he hit her and was like, I'm lit. And she was like, how lit? And he was like, lit enough to, you know, to munch. Eat your poom poom.

Yes. Munch on your poom poom. There you go. And he talked himself out of it. Now, Pretty V behind the scenes was talking about a guy running around the house

butt-ass naked. Oh my God. It literally, butt naked. Like, of course we, this was years ago, but we do what we needed to do.

And I guess he wanted a little bit, you know, it was munchie time. And I was like, bro, you don't see, I got Afro puff down there. Like,

chill out. It's beads on the end. I got crisscross down there and he's still running around butt naked. I'm like,'m like like what's going on in the apartment building i mean like it was a lot so you mean running around but it was it was that's the part you were confused about the bees and the crisscross she got she's saying she got the 1980s old school vagina why i don't know why why you got a vagina from the 1900s i have no idea why it was. Why? It was like, I was like, why would you want to do that?

So I'm running around the house. It was just a lot going on. I said, wow, it turned me off real bad. Now, V, that is wrong. I don't know why he was naked chasing you around the house. No, I was.

You was, huh? Hold on, you were naked chasing me? They were both naked. She just said they finished the do and he wanted more. Oh, y'all already had did it. They had sex, Charlamagne. They had sex, he wanted to eat it, and she just said no.

I was like, no, no, no, no, no. You know what the problem is? You like dating them old-ass men. Them old-ass men like Bush, man. That's what that is. Well, you know, but my thing is, it was the chase for me. While we chasing, I was just like, ah! It was giving that moment.

Like a dog. I'm telling your mom. You know what? I'm texting your mama right now, telling her what you're talking about on this damn radio this morning. It was Afro puff, and it was a lot. Hello? Hello?

Hey. What's your name, Angelina? Oh, my God. I can't believe I found him on the radio. We're talking about a time where, I guess, a man or woman talked himself out of getting sex, mama. Right. So, I'll say, I literally met a guy on, like, a Saturday night. And by later on that evening, he was already offering his face. Like, you want to come sit on my face?

I was like, no, I'm good. Like, you're offering me your face. Now, you obviously offered it. I can hear the Geechee'm good. Like, you're offering me your face. Now, you obviously offered it. I can hear the Geechee in your voice. You calling from the 843. I was calling.

So, a guy you was dating said, sit on my face and that turned you off? Yeah, that's a turn off because if you offer me

to sit on your face, then you're offering everybody to sit on your face. So, like, no, I'm good. Now, you're absolutely right,

but you know, if he's from Charleston, he could have said it another way. He have just said hey you're gonna eat my bunkie now i thought it was you already know how to get down back home you're nasty you already lala what's up good morning how you feeling good morning i'm feeling great now we're asking the time a man talked himself out of getting sex. Yes. Yes. Terrible.

We waiting for the story. Oh, okay, okay, okay. So, it's this guy that I had known since middle school. So, we used to, like, fool around in the class, you know, a little touchy-touchy feeling. Same thing happened when we was, like, in high school. Never did nothing. I was very interested in him. I just thought he was picked the wrong girl.

So, you know, in my early 20s, we conversating. We kind of like drinking or whatever. So he asked me to come over. So I'm like, yeah, you can come over.

So, like, he just turned me off. He sounded like a little robot. So you're going to let me... I'm like, yeah, that's like the instinct is that I'm a little combo. You're going to let me hit it in front of... Please talk to him, baby. I think you're about to say the same thing I'm like, yeah, that's like the incentives and all the combo. You're going to let me hit it from the...

Please talk to him, baby. I think you're about to say the same thing I'm thinking. In this day and age, I think it's proper that he asked to make sure he has confirmation. And he got consent. And he doesn't want to assume. That's right. And then all of a sudden you say no. This is too confusing.

I'm so glad I'm married. Bob, can I smash? Yes. Bob, can I hit it from the back? Yes. He's just asking for permission Yes You gotta ask

Every step of the way No No man We done had A thing for each other since Middle school Like you already know Where she be going now

I don't care Nope First of all Whatever y'all did in middle school Was middle school Whatever y'all did in high school Was high school This is now

I gotta ask for consent Every step of the way Y'all confusing me now No No No That's the whole thing We ain't did nothing Just a little touchy touchy Philly Now I got to ask for consent every step of the way. Y'all confusing me now. No, no. No, that's the whole thing. We ain't did nothing. Just a little touchy-touchy Philly.

That's why he asking. That's why he asking. He making sure. Mm-mm. Girl, you let him touch you all. He wanted it and I wanted it. V, is this man wrong for asking all those questions? Sis, I'm going to be very honest with you.

You done already touchy-touchy Philly, Philly, rubbin', dubby, scubby, lubby. Girl, that man want to get something now, girl. He not wrong. I don't think he very honest with you. You done already touchy-touchy, filly-filly, rubbing, dubby, scubby-lubby. Girl, that man want to get something now, girl. He not wrong. I don't think he wrong for asking you. Yeah, he's not wrong, but that's the intention of the whole conversation. You said you're going to come over. You've already been drinking,

so why need to know what positions we're going to do? It's just about to go down when you get here. Don't be asking no questions. He got to ask for permission. Blame society, then. Mom, can I smash? Hey, Mama, can I hit it from the back? What's your society then. Mom, can I smash? Hey, mama, can I hit it from the back?

What's your name? Lama, can I hang up on you? You shouldn't be asking your mama none of those questions. Why the hell would he be asking his mama those questions? Stop calling other women mama if it ain't your mama.

That's a New York thing, his mama. Stop it. That's stupid. No, I've been doing it for 13 years. I'm not going to stop. Hello, who's this?

Hello. Hey, what's your name? Mama. Storm. Storm storm we're talking about a time a man talked himself out of getting sex yes i'm listen i'm all about sexual liberation and this guy you know i was really feeling him he's real handsome and everything and you know i'm like well what's your key you know we're literally at my house i'm like what's your key? You know, we're literally at my house. I'm like, what's your key? And he was like, I want you to poop on me. I was like, you want me to do what? Yeah.

And I was like, oh, no, I can't do that. And it just completely turned me off. And I was like, yeah, if you don't mind, you don't have to leave. Now, were you turned off and you couldn't do that because you literally couldn't do it on command because pretty v can poop on command uh yeah i mean just the thought of him playing in my poop that that wasn't gonna work for me that's nasty well he you you know like he said he he you know he got a poop somewhere so maybe that's you that girl no he said she wanted him to she he wanted her to poop on him. Yes.

So she got to poop somewhere, so he wanted that on his chest. Have you ever pooped on somebody? No. Oh, no. Why would we believe that, B? We saw you poop on TV. I've never doodled upon nobody. I never did that.

That would have been on the blogs by now. You did poop by accident. I never pooped. I'm going to stick beside that. That came out of nowhere. That was an almond drop. I don't believe you. That was an almond drop.

That was an almond drop. Somebody drop a chocolate almond in the bathroom. 800-585-1051. Tell us about a time a man talked himself out of getting sex. Let's talk about it.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our co, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our co-host Pretty V here. What they do.

And if you're just joining us, we're asking, tell us a time a man talked himself out of getting sex. All right? 800-585-1051. We're just taking your phone calls. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Candace. Hey, Candace.

Good morning. Good morning. How y'all doing up there? Peace, Candace. We bless Black and highly favored. How are you? Absolutely the same. Well, tell us a story about a time a man told himself how to get into sex.

Okay, so this, well, first off, I'm married now for this little past life. Okay. But I had just split up from an 11-year relationship and I, you know, decided to get back out there and start dating. And I met this dude. We went out. When I say we had

the best conversation, I mean, we talked about everything from God to Simpson episodes. You hear me? We talked about everything. That's a good night. Great conversation. So the next day, you know, we're texting, a little slurty text or whatever, and I can't remember what he said

but I just said, oh, let me find out you're a freak LOL. Listen, freak was the key word that opened up Pandora's box. Oh, Lord. What do you say? It ain't what he said. I wish he would have said something. What he did was send me five different videos

back to back immediately of this man with honey in places I should never see. Honey in places he should never see. Lord have mercy. So it was more than

penis pics. Oh, I mean, that was in there too. No, he didn't do pics. He made sure to give me full on videos

with honey dripping from head, literally. His head was covered down to the crescent. I mean, it's... Oh.

Did you tell him you was a Beyoncé fan, too? Like, why? What's the B? He acting like a little B over there. I have no clue, but he went from me being like, man, this is the greatest conversation. This dude is super cool. Step block.

Damn. Boy. Yeah. Maybe I'll hit... Maybe I'll hit wild, bro. Now, Carol, good morning. Why would you put a sissy all over you? Now, tell us what happened the time a man talked himself out of getting sex.

This sounds like something that happened to Charlamagne before. So break it down. Ain't nothing happened to me before. I'm a happily married man. Black men don't cheat. I don't even got to hear the story. And I know this ain't never happened to me. I love you guys.

So anyway, my coworkers introduced me to this guy, right? I was young. I was in college. I was like 20. And I was like, okay, finally, I say, well, I'm going to go out with him. And then he would come over to my dorm, and we talked. This went on for about two, three months. And he kept trying to get me to his place.

And I was like, okay, I'll bite. And let me go on over there. So we get over to his place and we go in his room and his room was all dark. It's weird. And I'm like, okay. So then he starts, you know, he kissed me.

And then when he kissed me, I was like, dang. He had all this slobber. And I was like, well, maybe he's just excited. And he's like, I'm just really hot, baby. I just want to do it. I'm really hot. So he was slobbering on my neck. And I was like, ugh.

I said, well, look, here. I gave him a rubber. And when I gave him the rubber, he put the rubber on. And, you know, I was taking my clothes off or whatever. And then I looked down. And I said, well, are you ready? And he said, yeah, baby, I'm ready. And so half of the rubber was still empty.

You know, he didn't feel it. And I said, well, you got to feel it. I was rolling up and something. And then I told my family. This is all I got. This is all I got. He was like, I am not in it. I said, yeah, there's a lot of space that's going to come off.

And he just started putting clothes on. Oh, baby. Man. Let me tell you something. Damn it, man. How long ago was this, man? This was, it was like, what, let me see. I ain't going to tell you my age.

It was like maybe 30 years ago. There's nothing more tragic than a woman laughing 30 years later at the size of your penis. Exactly. Boy, that is horrible, boy. I would not wish that on my worst enemy. You hear me? I ain't got to. I felt so bad.

I was like, well, maybe I need to work with him so he can get hard. He's like, baby, I'm ready. Baby, I'm ready. No, you're not. And ain't nothing he can do about it. Ain't no goddamn surgery we can get. Ain't no PPL. That man been living with that little

pee-pee for 30 years. I have never in my life experienced anything. I'm serious, guys. Okay, stop laughing at this man's pain, ma'am. I'm serious. Not Carol. Not in the rubber. Carol, I don't know if you heard it,

but Charlamagne said there's no surgery we could get. I don't know if you heard it. First of all, first of all, first of all, I know damn well I ain't got no penis making no woman belly laugh for 30 years. Okay? I'm very average, but I ain't know if you heard it. First of all, first of all, first of all, I know damn well I ain't got no penis making no woman belly laugh for 30 years. Okay? I'm very average, but I ain't that. This woman is dying laughing 30 years later at the thought of this little man's little pee-pee.

That's a little pee-pee. And he listening to it. You know what I asked him? I asked him, I said, I don't want to say his name, but I said, I said, did you ever play with him when you were little? Jesus Christ.

He wouldn't talk to me. You had a thumb penis, a thumb friend. Carol, what college did you go to? She said, you didn't play with him when you were little. You got to scratch it out when you're young, man. What are y'all talking about? You do, man. Carol.

I should do that now. I still do that now to this day. Oh, my goodness. The doctor got to scratch that out. What is wrong with you, about? What do you do, man? Carol. I should do that now. Thank you. I still do that now to this day. Oh, my goodness. The doctor got to stretch that out. What is wrong with you, man? To this day. When it's flaccid, you grab the end of it and you got to stretch it out, man. Oh, my goodness.

You got to do some exercises, man. Boy, you know what it feels like? 30 years later, she calling up belly laughing at the size of that man's penis, man. Are you traumatized? He's like, what's going on here? Man, that is terrible. Lord have mercy. God bless that human. Well, he's like, what's going on here? Man, that is terrible. Lord have mercy. God bless that human.

Well, he's listening. Do we have a moral to this story? There's no moral to this story. Y'all dudes be wild. Don't do too much because you're going

to get sent right back on home. That's all it is. Don't run. Don't chase me around my apartment. 19-08. Don't do too much.

Then there's the little people out there that can't do too much. They want to do the most but can't. I mean, some little penis know what they're doing. For real? He said, for real?

Jesus Christ. Alright, when we come back, we got your rumor report. We'll tell you what football player just got over $200 million and he had an all-women management team. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Stop short hate. Stop short hate hate all you women out there y'all don't even realize that your blessing is probably five six little man all right don't sit around here talking to me about you looking for a man but you're afraid to look down oh baby y'all you know my green and

what we like six two six five five six seven five eight nah ross taller than that how tall ross is yeah he's taller oh okay six foot you ain't never seen him standing up that's why please i'm gonna tell your mama goodness gracious good morning we are the breakfast club we got our co-host pretty v let's get to the rumors. Rumor has it. Rumor. Rumor has it. Call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty patting.

I am gossiping. This is The Rumor Report. I mean, I guess we on The Breakfast Club. This is where the tea spills, right? Right. On The Breakfast Club. This question before we do the rumors. Charlamagne, you know when you're a kid?

No. And your parents. I don't even know what you're asking me. I'm going to say no. What? Do your height on your door, right? You know when they're a kid and your parents... I don't even know what you're asking me. I'm going to say no. What? Do your height on your door, right? You know when they do

your height in your room? We never had that. We never was rich enough to be writing on the walls. I was just curious. When did they stop? When did your height stop? You know what I mean?

When they stopped drawing on it. Man, shut up and do the rumors, man. All right, well, congratulations to Jalen Hurts. I'm going to draw your beard in some more. Yo, shut up.

He's missing a little something on his side. You see what I'm saying? It's natural, sir. Jalen Hurts, congratulations to Jalen Hurts. Drop a bomb for J, shut up. He's missing a little something on the side. A little something right here? It's natural, sir. Jalen Hurts. Congratulations to Jalen Hurts. Drop a bomb for Jalen Hurts. He just signed a $255 million contract.

He set an NFL record. And he got it all with an all-women management team. Now, he signed a five-year extension contract with the Eagles. And he'll be paid $51 million yearly. I mean, he deserves all the money. He took the Eagles to the Super Bowl last year, you know, and salute his all-woman,

what is it, all-woman agency team or whatever? Yeah, all-woman management team. Okay. So congratulations to him. One of the ladies

works for Clutch, I believe. I'm not sure. I think her name's Nicole. I could be wrong. Yes, it is. It's Nicole,

I believe. It is? Yeah, super sweet. Shout out to Jaylen. Well, salute to them. All right,

now also, Drake, this whole AI thing is going a little too far now. An AI-generated track came out with Drake and The Weeknd, and it's a brand new song, and you can actually stream it. It was on Spotify as of yesterday. How is anybody okay with this? I told y'all during Donkey of the Day last Friday, y'all cannot handle AI because y'all can't even handle fake tweets. Okay?

Yeah, but what do people do? Because you can't take your voice, right? You can't copyright your voice. You can't. I don't know if you can or not. Just like, remember when Shine came out? Shine sounded like Biggie. I ain't even worried about the copyrights.

I'm just worried about us and our mental, our psychology. What's going to happen when you start hearing fake conversations between world leaders threatening nuclear war what happens when you hear a fake conversation between co-workers and you think your co-workers talking crazy about you so you run up in the building what's up what's up what happens when you hear your wife having a fake conversation with your best friend you think they cheating on each other we cannot handle this as a society i agree y'all gonna learn the hard way i agree y'all gonna learn the hard way mutually assured destruction. Guaranteed.

And I don't want to hear all these conversations about, oh, this is just new technology. This happens every time there's new technology. No. This is way, way, way, way, way different. And the fact they've been cloning us for the last 30 years. What? We always talk about people are clones. All this data that you've been providing all these social media sites.

Oh, yeah. From MySpace to Facebook to Twitter to TikTok and everything. They've been cloning us for the past 30 years and probably planning this longer than that. Discovery Channel. Now also, Cheryl Lee, actress

Cheryl Lee talks about a time when she was doing a movie and the director hit her one day we were rehearsing a new opening to the second act and michael bennett for some reason was in his feelings on something and he said don't let the feather boa touch the ground the feather boa touched the ground wasn't my fault I didn't do it on purpose. And he hit me. He hit me.

My father doesn't even hit me. He hit me. And I walked out that stage door, and there was a phone booth there at 46th and 8th. And I called my union. I said, he hit me. They put me on hold. And when they came union. I said, he hit me. They put me on hold. And when they came back, they said very nonchalantly, take a vacation. Do you want a vacation?

Do you want two weeks off? Take the time off. He'll pay you. What's crazy is she probably could have called 911 or the police and probably got the same type of response. Yep. You know what I mean? I love Sherley Ralph. First of all, she a caribbean gal and i have a funny story she came to st. aug and someone stole my laptop from whatever floor was i was on some floor and i just went to the bathroom i couldn't i just thought all my friends were watching it they

left and my head was down because i couldn't get on the laptop because you know you go to college and that's it you know you're on your own. And then she said, pick your head up. She came to my school just to talk to the students. She said, pick your head up. We're going to go find that laptop. And I'll forever remember that. And she spoke at one of our ceremonies. And she said, whoever has this young lady's laptop, give it back.

I went back to that same floor and it was right there. Wow. And I love her for that. Sherri Lou Ralph. She was amazing. How do you know she didn't take it? Shut up. Shut up.

Sherri Lou Ralph didn't take it because she got missing before she Ralph. She was amazing. How do you know she didn't take it? Shut up, man. Shut up. Sheryl Lee Ralph didn't take it because she got missing before she came. Okay. Well, that's good. I'm glad. I love Sheryl Lee Ralph.

She probably touched somebody with her word. Yeah. You know what I mean? All right. Well, that is your rumor report. And make sure that y'all check out Pretty V

tomorrow night on MTV. She's got a movie that she's starring in called Pretty Stoned. That's right. Pretty Stoned. It comes on only on MTV. She's got a movie that she's starring in called Pretty Stoned. Pretty Stoned. It comes on only on MTV the 19th

which is tomorrow and we're going to show it again on the 20th so it's going to be dope. Jess Hilarious is in it. Who else is in it? Portia's in it.

Kandi. Sky Townsend. Robert Townsend's daughter. She's in there. DC Youngfly. Paris Berlich. A lot of us. Brandi Evans is in the building.

So it's dope. I'm so excited about this. This is definitely a favor. I'm grateful. Okay. Well, definitely go check it out, and we'll be back. It's the People's Choice Mix-Up next. It's The Breakfast Club.

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Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club reminding you again. Pretty V is here, our co-host, and she has a movie that's coming out on mtv tomorrow pretty stoned what time can they watch it eight o'clock eight o'clock 8 p.m eastern time so definitely go watch it it stars pretty v jess hilarious who's us dc young fly dc young brandy brandy brandy evans candy burgess porsche so yeah i'm so proud of you v yeah thank you so much y'all and you know it's it's it's it's a great I can't wait to see

it because I mean that was a big responsibility for me cause I'm like playing a lead. How long did y'all film for? A month and some change. Where? In Atlanta. So it was amazing it was such an amazing experience and I learned so much. My tonality the marks

like it was just as actors and actresses our biggest thing is to listen so I had to really learn it and get into that space so it was dope and they called you you didn't have to audition and nothing

they called you and said V we want you to play this role that's dope yes and I asked them I said when's the audition

and they were like oh no no no this is the offer V and I was like okay and I was so nervous I was really trying to fight this opportunity

I was like man I gotta do this I gotta center myself I gotta be still I gotta I got this to do and then my manager at the time said hey just go to the fitting and see what they say so I said god if this is meant for me please show me a sign so my you know I got my nails painted purple one before I walked into the fitting and I said uh all right let's try this this outfit on let me get on go because I feel like on this movie but all right, let's try this outfit on. Let me get on and go because I feel like I don't do this movie but all right,

I'm here just to waste time. So they said, well, just to let you know, Pretty V, we're going to give you Stella's colors and your color's purple.

And I was like, look at my nose. I said, color's purple? There you go. So it was just so divine. So my fear turned into faith and the walk was different

after I told them yes. So it was divine because your favorite movie color purple or something color purple no it was divine cuz I asked God give me a sign so it was he don't be listening he don't be listening you said sign you painted your nails purple you all came here with purple you don't be paying attention you don't be paying attention no with all I got to do and everything she was like it was a sign she painted her nails purple and the fact that her dress was purple when she got there was like oh this is a sign this is meant for me yeah what that got to do with god just trying royal bag purple too that purple purple he's

it was very divine i got it thank you i told god show me if this was for me and i kept i wasn't supposed to be this i wouldn't hear the word purple if i ain't go that's right and i was like and i don't even use i don't put purple on my nails like, all right, cool. So this is what it is. It's your sign. Yeah, it's my sign. That's right. You supposed to see it. I don't see it,

but you got the role. I got the role. So clearly it worked. Jesus Christ. He got the sign. I don't even know why you speak to him. I don't even speak to him.

And I call him, let me tell you something. The only thing about Sharla, I call him for everything. I'm like, Sharla, you think I should take this? He's like,

V, go ahead. I ain't gonna hurt you. Like literally. So he know what I'm talking about. You know what I meant to ask you, V, the other day you FaceTimed Charlamagne.

Yeah. You were doing another morning show. V103. V103, yeah. Why did you FaceTime the competition while you was on somebody else's show? We ain't competition. I'm just kidding. That's the homie.

It's so crazy because we was talking about him. And I was like, oh, let me hit him right now. Me, everybody just saying good things. Big Tigger, Miss Pat. Oh, Miss Pat was talking about you. We love Miss Pat. And she was like, oh, I love Charlemagne. I was like, yeah.

Yeah, man. Those days of radio stations competition, that's so old school. Like, who still thinks like that? I don't. The competition? I guess. Nah, nah. But tell the Tigger.

Tigger's the homie. And we love Tigger. We love Tigger. Yeah. All right. When we come back, we got the positive notice. The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne got the positive notice. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. I got to remind you guys again, Memphis, my car show, May 28th. We're doing it, of course, in memory. And, of course, we're celebrating Young Dolph's life. So we're going to bring all the Young Dolph's cars to the show. Also, we're going to have the Young Dolph Museum.

We're going to have rides and jumpies and face painting. We're going to have food trucks. There's going to be so much going on kids five and under are free so i can't wait to see you guys i would love to see if memphis has cars or surrounding cities whether it's arkansas or mississippi pull up on us and you can just email me for more information dj mv car show at gmail.com if you want to put your cars in the show or be a sponsor or vendor that's right and i want to thank all of y'all too, man, because of y'all, the first ever Black Effect Podcast Festival

is sold out for this Saturday. So we'll see all of y'all in Atlanta at Pullman Yards, okay? Thank you very much. And I got to salute my good brother, Resmaa Minica, man. He is having an event tomorrow from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

It's called Harlem Hills Art and Mental Health. It's the Harlem School school of the arts uh at the herb the herb albert center in partnership with sisters uptown bookstore and it's the evening with the new york times best-selling author resmaa minicom if you've ever read his book uh my grandmother's hands you know then you know who resmaa is so you can go check him out tomorrow 6 p.m to 8 p.m um at the harlem school of the arts the Herb Albert Center, okay? Okay. And the positive note is simply this, man. This is for everybody out there that's always comparing themselves to people.

Just know the fastest way to kill something special, because you are indeed special, is to compare it to something else. Breakfast Club, bitches! You all finished or you all done?