The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Worst Job You’ve Ever Had, Jess Hilarious Cohosts, Being Close With Your Child’s Parent and More!

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

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Good morning, USA! the little one. Yeah, not the little one. How you feeling, Jess? I feel good. You good? Yes, you know where I went last night? Where'd you go? Where you didn't go. I invited y'all to dinner. I said that I was going to treat y'all and you didn't come to the Chop House. Brooklyn Chop House. How was Brooklyn Chop House?

Did you enjoy it? It was very, very, very much good. Yes. It was. I went. Shout out to Don pulling all of them over there. You did, you did, you did.

I'm tired of you acting like I don't count. I'm sorry. You went? He did. He went. Can you believe? Oh, shoot. Jess had me out on a Monday night. Wow. Yeah. So I went outside. He did. He went. Can you believe? Oh, shoot. Jess had me out on a Monday night.

Wow. Yeah. She went outside. It was cool. Way too late. Shout out to the people at Brooklyn Chop House. Always take care of us when we're over there. Yeah, the good brother Don Poo.

Salute to Don Poo. We saw Don Poo last night. He was with her last night? Yeah, he was there last night. He was lit. Yes. Jess ain't treat, though. Oh, she didn't treat?

No, I didn't. I looked at the bill. I was like, dang, you ain't say it was like this. So Charlamagne paid for it? Oh, yeah, he was going to pay for it anyway. I was just saying if I can get y'all out, I would lie. But we had a good time, though. Yes, we did.

We had a good time. All right. Well, let's get the show cracking. Of course, front page news. We break down what's happening. Tez Lynn Figueroa will be joining us. And then get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. Let's down what's happening. Tez Lynn Figueroa will be joining us. And then get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

Let's get the show cracking. Again, I was telling you I had the problem with my baby. 17 month old. I hate you. I hate you. But I went to school yesterday. Her blanket was there. And now she is the happiest baby ever. There's no more crying. She didn't eat that. What? She slept so well last night.

That's all it took. No food, no nothing. Nothing. She just needed that little blankie. She like Lionel of Charlie Brown. Yes, and the blankie's so dirty, you got to wash it every day because she drags it on the floor on the playground, but it's all good. As long as she wasn't crying, that's all I care about. That's right.

Show's cracking. Let's go. It's the Breakfast Club on BET. I love it, man. What? What you love? If you could go out and have a night of drinks. You tired.

And some drugs. You on twice. And, you know, be up to do night of drinks you got some drugs you're on twice and you know be up for to do morning radio you really love what you do right jess yes let's just try to get our heads on you turn just my phone just mics on all right it's the one yes morning everybody we are the breakfast club we got our guest co-host jess hilarious and it's time for some front page news tesla figaro is here. Good morning, Tez. Good morning, DJ Envy, Charlamagne, the God, and Jess back with us again.

Good morning. Hey, girl. What's up? Now, last night, the Knicks lost to the Heat 109-101. It didn't look good for my Knicks last night. Man, the Heat just hit everything last night. Everything. They were playing good defense, but they lost. Now, the Lakers beat the Warriors.

I didn't stay up for that game. Charlamagne, did you and Jess? I did, because when I was walking in the house, the game was still on, so I watched it. You want to tell us anything about it? Was it good? Was it not good? It was heartbreaking.

I mean, because I picked the Warriors to win the championship before the year's over. Now they're down 3-1. Aw. But Lakers lead that series 3-1. I just said that. Lead the series 3-1. All right, now we got to get into some front page news.

Now the Brownsville driver who hit a crowd of asylum seekers is charged with manslaughter. What's going on with that test? Yeah. So over the weekend, you know, we'd heard about the crowd being hit. But now they have identified who actually was the driver. So police in Texas has identified 34 year old George Alrez as a driver who plowed into a group of people near a migrant shelter Sunday morning in Brownsville, Texas. Now eight people died and 10 were injured as a result of the crash. Alvarez has been charged with reckless driving, eight counts of manslaughter and 10 counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Now he tried to flee the scene but he was held down by bystanders. Authorities are awaiting a toxicology report to see if he was impaired they have not ruled out if it was intentional and authorities said

that he had an extensive rap sheet now the victims were migrants seeking asylum and speaking of migrants seeking asylum title 42 expires this thursday and they are expecting 10 to 15 000 migrants at the border ready to enter the U.S. Now, President Biden has sent 1,500 troops to do paperwork, but Texas Governor Abbott said he is sending troops for protection. So this is kind of like a versus battle between protection and paperwork. Abbott has announced a new National Guard unit called the Texas Tactical Border Force. Take a listen of what he had to say. We'll talk about it on the other side. We're here today because of the impending end of Title 42 policy. With the Biden administration ending Title 42 this Thursday,

President Biden is laying down a welcome mat to people across the entire world saying that the United States border is wide open and it would lead to an incredible amount of people coming across the border illegally. So say that again, Ted Biden sending troops for paperwork. Yes. So he sent in 1500 troops and he defended it by saying that there's not enough agents at the border to process folks coming in. So he's sending them to do paperwork, data entry, not for actual law enforcement. And so Governor Abbott was like, no, that's not it. In true Charlemagne fashion. Biden a damn lie. Biden's sending those troops for protection, too.

He's just wording it better for political reasons. You got to word it differently. No, that sounds crazy, though. even if so you send these trained troops they're not secretaries like stop that's what he said and abby was like no we're giving them all the tools that they need all the weapons that they need even giving them uh stuff for the water and i mean they're really he said so abbott like, so this is the verses that we don't need. Because I think about from a military standpoint, you have two different troops who are under different commands.

So I'm hoping that that itself won't be a problem. You know what I'm saying? And you're speaking from a veteran perspective, Taz, you a veteran. From a veteran perspective. You know, I have to remind folks I'm a veteran,

but yeah, that, that is, that, I don't know what this is going to look like on Thursday. And then don't forget New York. A lot of these folks will be shipped right on to New York. Governor Abbott is going to be sending folks right to New York and other cities and say, you know, hey, since you believe in welcoming everybody, get ready to get a load of migrants in the following weeks.

And as far as that Brownsville driver, man, lock them up. You know what I'm saying? Throw them under the jail. Because there is nobody I hate that much that I'm going to throw my freedom out the window for them. Like, if you hate somebody that much, ignore them. But you're going to run your car through them and now you're about to go to prison? You deserve it. You earned that.

And allegedly, and this is still alleged, they have not confirmed it. They said that he was shouting racial slurs they don't know yet that's why they're saying they're not ruling it out if it was intentional or not or if he was just drunk or what the deal is so uh more facts should be coming out with that you know in the days to come but it's just you got folks getting called in bob wire um you got a lot of a lot of folks trying to get over you there There's no really any structure. People are going to be seeking asylum. How is it going to work on the spot? No. President Biden is also sending asylum judges to make decisions on who should come and who should not come.

So just prepare for this to be a definitely political issue, especially as we go into 2024. And I predict former President Trump will also be talking about this Wednesday at his CNN town hall. Alright. Well, that is front page news. Thank you, Tez. We'll see you in a couple minutes. Absolutely. Everybody else, the people's choice. I'm with the people's choice. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. And a friend of mine just hit me, Charlamagne, shot the splash. He said, it's not Lionel, it's Lioness. With the blankie it's like this tell him thank you we appreciate the charlie brown tutorial all right just want to tell you but get it off your chest 800-585-1051 it's the breakfast club come on the breakfast club it's a new day this is your time to get it off your chest wait wake up whether you're mad or blessed it's time to get up and get something call up now 800-585-1051 we want to hear from you on the breakfast club hello who's this hey what's up dj envy call him in at god and uh who's

the guest right now jess hilarious i ain't no guest this is my my family now. I'm on here. No, no. Jess is honestly the best candidate for the third co-host. Thank you. You funny. You live. It's not even just a compliment. That's just what it is. All right, all right. I got to keep pouring it on.

Hayden. Hayden. What's up, man? All right, all right. So, Charlamagne, I just saw the latest episode of Printing Idiots. Man, y'all be on Taylor for real. Who is Taylor? Taylor's one of the producers up here that Charlamagne be bullying.

We got producers up here? Shut up, man. She's standing behind me giggling right now. Say something, Taylor. What's up? She's talking about what's up. What's happening, Taylor? You really was on Andrew, like, for real.

Like, you stood up for yourself. It was disrespectful. For real. It was violent. It was. I'm not even going to lie for you. You can't tell a man his sperm don't work. No, I didn't.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Well, you want to fill us in what happened? No, I don't. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm trying to figure out what's going on. Go listen to the Brewery Nidias if you want to find out what happens. All right, my sperm don't work. Brewery Nidias business is Brewery Nidias business.

Breakfast Club business is breakfast club business. Hello, who's this? Yeah, what's up? This is Hannah. Hannah, good morning. Get it off your chest. I need to address a weak-ass dude. Weak-ass men? Yes. Who hurt you, mama?

Who are flexing a big game, but then behind the scenes, they're being abusive. What's his name? Jason. What happened, mama? It's not to me it's in the home girl you're not gonna call the problem authorities what you're not gonna call the proper authorities oh we did it today all right not gonna tell us much I'll just try to serve plays he threatened to pull up he's thrown her to the ground we're good on it jess if this is your home girl what would you tell her leave i've already told her i've got a place in retreat

order definitely call the police like charlamagne said document everything and if he puts hands on he should be arrested absolutely exactly that's what we're looking on because this obviously ain't the first time this happened so like like, he definitely been doing this. This is repeating. He has been escalating. You know what I'm saying? It's only getting worse. And don't try to be

a superhero yourself. Don't try to go up there and fight. No, you call the police unless you got a pistol. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's why we talk

about the gun training. You said it's why it's good to have gun license, all that, protect yourself. You a young woman, gotta protect yourself. Absolutely.

Hello, who's this? Envy! What's up Envy? What's up Tribe? Charlamagne! Peace sis, what's happening? I don't know who y'all gas co-hosts? Jess Hilarious, drunk as hell. And it's not a gas co-host, I'm a part of the family. I'm about to tell you that again

Trev, I see. Well, well, well. Yeah, what's up? Envy, this is just makes me chuckle. Mm-hmm. What's up girl, how you? I'm good, how you doing? Don't act like that because you're a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. I'm a girl. Well, well, well. Yeah, what's up? It just makes me chuckle.

Mm-hmm. What's up, girl? How you? I'm good. How you doing? Don't act like that because you was cool when I met you. Yeah, but remember you said you didn't like me, and I feel like it's still a little cinch there when you speak my name.

Oh, you met Travis at the Black Effect God Podcast Festival. You probably don't even remember. Nope. Yeah, y'all took a picture and everything. Oh, okay. Okay, good. Because she was like 4'2", and I thought she was like 6'3". She said you're Big Jess.

She said you look a little average, so she doesn't remember. She said you look average. No, I did not. Typical. Mediocre. Stuck in the bigotry. Oh, no, baby.

I'm fine. One thing about me, I'm fine. Okay. Don't go choke, Drab. What you want, Drab? I was talking about me being fine, y'all. I'm just having man issues.

You can't find a man? That's all I've been about it. I thought I met the one, y'all. What happened? We call that butt struggle. Tell us about the butt struggle, Trevor. He goes to me. He goes to me.

He went and told me he's a butt driver. He ghosted you? Yeah, he goes, I don't want no butt driver. I ain't say nothing about no butt driver, man. I said butt struggle. I said butt struggle. Okay? Oh. Technically, you need no butt driver. I ain't saying nothing about no butt driver, man. I said butt struggle. I said butt struggle. Okay? Oh.

Technically, you need a butt driver. Oh, my God. Right? You want a butt driver? Y'all don't give me chance to let Ebony win. Trav, listen. What happened? Why he ghost you?

I know why he ghosted me now. Because you hate him. Because your game was trash. He ghosted me because I'm hanging out with this other guy one time cause he do music. Me and a boy strictly doing music together. We get to talking. Come to find out the boy I was talking to was his boyfriend for a whole year. Damn, so you was a little side piece.

Yeah, I didn't even know. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I was a side piece. You know what I did? What? I humped his boyfriend since he goes to me. you humped his boyfriend oh this is crazy i'm his boyfriend sure it is they call that 3d right if you sleep with what they call it no you slept with one guy then slept with his boyfriend don't they call that 3d in y'all community? Do you have a gay dictionary or something? Like, this is what you do? Like, he know more about the community

than I do, yo. I was ready to say, look, you teaching Trav something like that. Did I get it 3D? Am I 3D? Okay. Trav, who is better

though, Trav? Who is better? Don't buy us now. You want to buy, say buy now. Who is better, Trav? Well, I like the other one more, so.

I'm saying. Trav, I'm going to be honest with you. You a**hole. They ran through you. They ran through you, bro, bro. He is a a**hole. Trav is a a**hole.

If you and your man run through something, you know what I mean? You ain't come out on the receiving end, the good receiving end. You don't know what receiving end Travis came out on. Trust me. He probably do know. Oh, you're right. He's speaking about it a lot. He know.

Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to hit us up now, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. Keep calling. 800-585-1051.

We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? That's crazy. Hi. This is Elaine Donovan. Hey, Elaine. Good morning. What's up, Elaine?

Good morning. Hi. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I got through. I just want to tell you guys, I love what you're doing. BJ, you and me in Starlamaine. I actually came to your event in Atlanta on the 22nd. The Mental Health

Black Effect Festival. No, that was the Black Effect Podcast Festival. Yes, I loved it. I have a children's book on mental health. Oh, you know what? I do a Mental Wealth Expo in October. But what you came to in Atlanta was the Black Effect Podcast Festival.

Yeah. Yes, I loved it. I just want to say thank you guys for everything that you do. I listen to you in the morning. You definitely brighten up my day. And I would love for you guys to check out my book.

Well, send it up to LA. Allow me to send it to you. What is it? The Mental Health Recharge or something? No, my book. I'm a children's author. My book is called

Dazzling Dancing Diva. Oh, okay, okay. Y'all may not be listening for this. And I would love to send a couple of books to your girls. I know you both have girls.

Yeah, hold on, all right? We'll put you on hold and give you the address and all that. Absolutely. Thank you guys so much. Keep doing what you're doing. No, because somebody

gave me a children's book about mental health. I got it at the house now. That's why. It's called The Mental Health Recharge or something. Hello, who's this?

This is Jazz from Fayetteville, North Carolina. Hey, Jazz. Good morning. Get it off your chest. I just want to vent about income limits. First off, y'all,

I'm sick of this s***. I'm a single mom of three. I make $55 a year. I'm being told I don't make enough money. I make too much money to get any kind of help but i don't i don't i don't every dime i get goes to somewhere else i pay child care i can build i

pay all this stuff and i can't get any help and like why yeah if you make 65 000 a year and you got three kids that's not enough money and i was told that i make too much for income-based housing i make too much for food stamps. I get child care assistance, but I still have to pay $500 a month of the child care. Damn. Like, what? It's like this. I literally have to quit my job and do absolutely nothing to get help.

And that's crazy. That is crazy. I have a bachelor's degree. Like, I'm working my butt off to show my girls what life is supposed to be like but i am underwater and i respect your grind and i respect your hustle but this is why people uh who always say you got to get a college degree and that's going to lead to some guaranteed upward mobility they absolutely lied like i'm i got a bachelor's degree i'm a certified dental assistant i'm in real estate school.

I started working on my master's, but you know, life gets in the way with stuff like that. Of course. I have three kids. My girls are three, six, and nine. Where's the daddy? Is the daddy paying any money? I mean, they do what they can, but it's always, you know, excuses. Sometimes it's, I don't have it.

But even when they don't have it, I got to find it. Right. Them not having it doesn't mean that I don't need it. even when they don't have it I gotta find it Them not having it Doesn't mean that I don't need it Well we got Jess O'Larry She's a young female entrepreneur Don't just sit there drunk Jess Give her some advice

First of all Hey how you doing? Girl Take them downtown What's going on? Take them downtown to do what? To the police station. Put them on papers.

That's what she mean. Do you understand what Jessica said? No. I mean, okay, hear me out, right? Yes. Like, yes, I'm struggling, and I want to get ahead, but that puts them in a struggle, too. And they don't, you know. Why you can't?

Look, mama, I get it, Jazz, but why you can't about their struggle? That's your kids. At the end of the day, your kids got to eat. Your kids need clothes. Your kids got to be put in activities. Your kids need school. Your kids need backpacks and pens and all the other things that kids need. You're not taking that money for yourself.

You're not going to the store buying Chanel and Hermes and Birkins. You're putting this on your kids. That's why it's called support. Child support. You need support, man. They laid down with you. They should be paying half them babies. They just look at you crazy when you do stuff like that.

They don't look at you crazy. Girl, you know how many people gonna look at you crazy? Nobody care about how nobody look at them. What are we talking about? Look, child support, it's been a stigma put on it because a lot of women use it against men. Like, you know, for different reasons. Like, that's not for what it's really for. You need help.

You have three children. And three dads, two dads, however many, that ain't doing what they need to do. That's that's what the court is there for absolutely No, it's not about a look at you. They was looking at you that night. They made them babies the different way Like either I was married one of them we're currently going through a divorce so it's not No But in this situation jazz I would put I would put them on on child support to get your money You shouldn't be struggling out here doing everything that you're trying to get your master's, going to real estate school, working,

and all this for three babies and these other three guys are going, I'm struggling too. Nah, f*** them downtown, like Jess said. Yeah,

some of us might be going through a divorce. Yeah, that's their fault. Yeah. All right, Jazz, I hope that helps you.

take them downtown, like Jess said. DJMV, check your DMs. I need some credit help. I got you. Downtown. Well,

you could always. Hey, underscore, hey, Jazz. Jesus, that. Downtown. Well, you could always underscore Hey Jazz. Jesus, that was fast. Jazz, go get that child support, Jazz. And then I'm going to send you the address to downtown. I'm going to send you

the address to downtown. You got to go downtown. You're welcome, babe. I didn't get it, Jazz, but all right. That's the way to my love. All right, I'll send it now. Thank you.

All right, good luck. Take it around and around. All right. Well, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. And shout to the credit dude who is out there fixing people's credit.

If you ever need it, he's there for you guys. Just follow him on Instagram or social media or whatever. Yes, I am. I'm with you. You told her to go downtown. I'm with you.

She over there struggling. You're like, downtown? Like, yo, what is going on in here? Sometimes you just gotta ignore him, Jess. gotta ignore him just ignore him i understood what you meant like yo now that's the thing just we got just with the mess you got

a tease for us oh my god yes so look last night right i saw charlamagne old face before he got with the um his uh cosmetologist dermatologist dermatatologist. Dermatologist, yes. And all that time, I thought it was makeup. Yo, it was giving very much like the cast of The Wire. He had a Baltimore struggle phase. Malik Yobo? Oh, my God, way worse. Because Malik Yobo,

all I'm talking about is dark eyes like a little raccoon. I was like, oh, my God, what is this giving? I felt so bad for him. I was like, I see what's going on. You know why you had the whole face transplant.

Jesus Christ. When we come back, Jess with the Mess is next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. That is the team. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy,

Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. We got our guest co-host, Jess Hilarious here. Yes, indeed. And let's get to Jess with the Mess. Jess with The Mess. Just With The Mess. Somebody needs to find me. Child, the ghetto. This is the rumor report. Somebody needs to find me.

On The Breakfast Club. Ooh, honey, it's ghetto up in here. Jay-Z's alleged son, Romare Satterthwaite. What? That's funny. You drunk, yo. You still drunk. Satterthwaite.

No, you read it in. Even with your lisp, you will mess this up. Satterthwaite files new Supreme Court motion to force Jay-Z into taking a paternity test. Now, Rahmir, he's been trying to prove that he is this guy's son for over 10 years. He first said it in 2011. It was originally filed back then. Rahmir claims Jay-Z had an affair with his mother back in the 90s and has been petitioning for a paternity test since the case was first filed.

He wants the case on sale stating Jay-Z has kept it under wraps to avoid taking a paternity test. It's like, what y'all think the standpoint is on that? Because for me, it's like, you know. He got to be what, like 30 years old? He got to be in his 30s? Oh, yeah. He's definitely my age.

He's not going to get no money from Hov, but I don't know. I mean. I think. He just wants to know if Jehovah's his dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is Jehovah? Jehovah is a rapper from South Carolina. I said Hov.

Because he wanted to say Jay-Z, but then he said Hov. Yeah, he didn't mean to, so we can edit that out because he didn't say Jehovah. Well, Jay-Z's got a lot of sons, so get in line. Okay. Yeah, but to be honest what's crazy is um i found the picture uh where he looked just like his alleged man don't look nothing like yesterday's a smile yo if somebody didn't say oh that guy's saying he's jay-z's son y'all would never say that they look nothing alike that's serious jones no no sir look at this

you can tell that's safari look at that saf Look at that Safari, man. That's not Safari. That's one of the actors on power. He still look like, hey, yo. No, he's giving somebody Tyler Pryor use. Not Pryor. It wouldn't be on there. But to be honest, they got the same teeth. When you got the same teeth as a nigga.

No, for real. When you got the same teeth as a person. I do. I do feel like this. And why would you keep it up? Why would you keep it up? You 31 years old and you still saying that this guy is just. But do feel like this. And why would you keep it up? Why would you keep it up? You 31 years old and you still saying that this guy is just. But I would say this.

If I was a young, or he's not a young man, but if I was a gentleman and my mom or the hood told me Jay is my pops, I would want to know. I would want to know just for myself. Yeah. But if I'm Jay-Z and I don't think it's, I'm not taking no DNA test. No. Hell no. And what is the mom doing? Like, what is the mom doing?

Because this is just right here, but is the mom trying to, like, I don't know. You can't get no money from her. And I'm not even just talking about him. So maybe he just wants to know. I don't know. I'm not even just talking about him. But if you find out your mom was smashing somebody who had some status and some wealth, and you didn't know who your pops was, you're probably going to be like, yo, that person

could potentially be my pops. Yeah. Yeah. I don't believe this story. Some think that Jay-Z should just take it if he's confident that it's not his son. And then some people are just like, nah, he just wants... Jay can't take it because if Jay takes that

test, there's going to be a thousand kids out there that says, well, Jay's my dad. Jay's my dad. And it's going to start a whole... Smash my mother. Smash my mother. It's going to be a whole routine. Remember what he said on Do It Again? That was about her. 6 a.m. kicked out. He kicked out. So he can't do it.

He cannot do that. Well, I just wanted to let y'all know. She was in the Big Pimpin' video. You shut up, man. Hey, yo. Who mother? Everybody. Madmother's was in the Big Pimpin' video.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Grandmother's in the Big Pimpin' video. Right now? Yes. That's nasty. Real nasty. Anyway, Cardi B is seizing $640 From Tasha K

Broke a Oh my god Why y'all put that in there Say now $640 Or $640,000 What we talking about Tasha K honey

Not Tasha St. Patrick You funny This is $640 Sir From Tasha K And she still

Owes her millions After losing A defamation lawsuit So Tasha K has been Doing owes her millions after losing a defamation lawsuit. So, Tasha K has been doing everything in her power not to pay Cardi B this money. We know. She acting like she broke. You know she doing that. She went to Mali.

She left the country. She is crazy. She left the country. Not to pay Cardi B. Cardi sought to recover $3,868,753 from Tasha K. Cardi, you know you're not getting that money. No, but Cardi

gonna do that. Cardi gonna make sure she get every last dime. Yeah, well she did. $640. When you lose the lawsuit and you can't pay it, they garnish your wages. They garnish your wages. They take the house, the cars, the property, the liens, and all that. So she's going to be a molly for a long time, huh? Who's more petty?

Cardi or 50? I think 50. Because Cardi didn't even want to do this to this girl. What you mean? Listen, yo, she, well, she. They both are my petty level. I love it. Yo, she asked her so many times.

Then she asked her, like, yo, just relax. Like, don't keep my name out your mouth. Take this you asked her she asked you twice to do that and then even when she won the lawsuit she said i didn't i don't even want to be doing this to another black woman but it's like and you ain't you keep antagonizing it y'all got an open case toshika still to this day runtime i've talked about cardi never stopped so it's like I don't know I think 50 petty you ain't got do nothing to 50 that's why I said when it comes to situations like this man don't laugh learn like all you

YouTubers and folks with blogs stop spreading rumors and false stories about people because all of this could have been avoided if she would have respected you know like Jess said you know Cardi's wishes early on and I'm sure she got a cease and desist early on from Cardi's lawyers but she probably And I'm sure she got a cease and desist early on from Cardi's lawyers. But she probably ignored that and kept going. So, you know.

Yep, so she is taking all her YouTube checks. That's what it is. And Tasha K. been around on YouTube for a second. So, yeah, look like she gonna be baroque-y. All right. Well, that is Jess with the mess. Now, when we come back, we got front page news. And then after that, we're gonna take some phone calls.

800-585-1051. Charlamagne and I were talking about Jess behind her back. It was actually about you and your baby daddy. We were impressed the way that your relationship is and how cool you guys are. And that you look at each other like brother and sis. Now, that's crazy. That's the part I thought was a little strange. Shut up.

That you actually call him bro when he calls you sis. He calls me sis, yeah. Which is pretty dope. So we want to know, 800-585-1051 do you guys out there have a relationship like that with your baby mom or your baby daddy well you're that cool you call each other bro you got a baby sis you got a baby daddy brother or baby mama sister yeah we want to talk about that when we come back it's the breakfast club good morning front page news is next morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club what i realized today is sometimes you should not go out on school Front Page News is next. Morning, everybody. It's D.J. and V. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club.

What I realized today is sometimes you should not go out on school nights. And these two individuals right here. Just the drunk ones. Are going to go into detention later on because you guys went out last night. First of all, I'm literally in detention right now because I'm suffering over here. But it's okay. Your makeup look good, though. Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. This is the new. I'm so glad you asked me what it was. He all right either way this is the new i got i went to sephora yesterday okay and i got this new uh glitter gel stuff it's really nice i like it it's crown royal purple see it matched the bag it's not and i was giving auntie put it down thank you oh my goodness teslan good morning tes good morning, Tez. Good morning. Jess Hilarious is our guest host. Tezlyn Figueroa, please help us out. Let's get into some front page news. These guys are

twisted. They're drunk. I don't know what's going on. What? Yeah, they're still Cinco de Mayo. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Thank you. Now last night, the Lakers beat the Warriors 104-101. They lead the Series 3-1. The Heat beat the Knicks 109-101. They lead the Series 3-1 as well. Hopefully, I think I'm going to Heat beat the Knicks 109-101. They lead the series 3-1 as well.

Hopefully, I think I'm going to go to the Knicks game this week. What else we got, Taz? We got to talk about Biden's approval rating. Yes, so in ABC News, Washington Post poll found that two weeks after President Biden came out and announced his reelection campaign, his approval rating sank even lower. Biden's approval rate dipped to 36% down from February and just below his previous low in 2022. 56% disapprove of the job that the president has done so far. And the majority of the Democrats surveyed, 58%, said they would rather Democrats pick someone else to be the nominee.

But there are some warning signs also for former President Donald Trump as well. That same poll indicated that they believe that Biden and Trump are too old to run. So the bottom line is all polls across the board are not interested in Biden and Trump's rematch and saying they're too old. You know, so but what but what is the alternative? We've talked about that before. What's the alternative? People are saying that they don't want those people running.'t this a democracy where we get to decide no it's not and it's a damn shame america don't have any other options because we're in a two-party system folks don't really want trump folks don't really want biden we just stuck with what we got yeah that's

a damn shame it's too old right yeah it's it's given very much like ex-boyfriend that refuses to leave and you know forcing you to stay in the relationship is sad. No, ex-boyfriend with a four inch penis and you keep saying more, more, more and he's like it's all I got. I'm sorry. Why is everything around her penis with you and more and more and more? I'm telling you, it's a lot of deflection. Let's talk about black unemployment rate rates. Yes. Yes. So let's talk about black unemployment. It hit a record low for the second consecutive month in April. Now, according to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, only four point seven percent of black workers in the U.S. didn't have a job and were looking for one.

But despite the good news, the thing is, this report showed that black men were departing the labor force at the fastest pace in three years. Meanwhile, black women who have a slower recovery, which means it is harder for them to recover from, you know, when economics are in a bad place. They had substantial gains. The share of black women who were employed increased to 61 percent in April from 60 percent in March. Now, the percent of black men who were employed, uh, failed to 64% from 66%. So the bottom line is, let me just translate that to make it simple. Black women, uh, they're finding more opportunities. Black men are finding less opportunities. So my thoughts on that guys is, you know, instead of the last two weeks, you know, talking about who dates a bus driver, who didn't date a bus driver, it have been great you know something like this could have went viral to

talk about you know what is happening with black employment what is happening with black men and being able to find uh you know opportunities just to point out there are four causes on why black men cannot find employment and guess what none of those have anything to do with being lazy the number one reason is discrimination and social isolation that's real and you said something else in there too taz a lot of people are just quitting the workforce all together and i wonder right because uh all these conversations people be screaming about ownership ownership ownership and you know folks is quitting the workforce to start businesses that don't nobody care about you got a whole lsp from that that's that's literally what it is it It's like that's what social media,

and that's what I say a lot of influencers have done. They make it uncool to work, to go punch a clock or whatever. That's why I always say the philosophy of the Internet being taken away, then what y'all going to do? Everybody got to go clocking somewhere because that's how we all going to make it. And then a lot of people will be grabbing businesses but not business minded. It's a whole mindset. You can't just, like you said, grab an LLC and think, oh, you going to make, you know, you got to take a lot of L's to be an entrepreneur.

I'm one I know. You know what I'm saying? I own a lot of businesses. Ownership, ownership, black ownership. And to that point, when you said, you know, a lot of folks are quitting. Keep in mind, that's not in the actual numbers. So when we say, when people say, oh, the employment rate is down, you down you know for black people they have all these jobs they're getting out of the market so it's not included in who's actually employed in other words if you

start a business and you have no income coming in technically you're unemployed you don't have any money but that's not included in that number so you'll hear a lot of debate saying oh you know especially as we get into campaign season oh what you know black people have jobs and the unemployment rate is down but no no, no, no. It's not including. That doesn't mean that folks have income and that they have jobs. And you're absolutely right with that.

Just when you start a business, I've been self-employed for over a decade. And I posted on my Instagram the other day showing my Uber in 2000, just four or five years ago. I had to Uber and that was going from having a over 300 employees, over 100,000 a month in payroll. And guess what I had to over and that was going from having a over 300 employees over a hundred thousand a month in payroll and guess what I had to do over 368 over trips in the bank so to run your business there's a lot that you will do that you don't think you will have to do especially as a mother what's the last regular job you had just didn't used to work at a morgue or something nah so I was lying on it but yeah i used to work in the house i've been telling people i said you know jesse's working a mortuary you've been you lied yeah

i had a mentor i was a prp counselor so i used to work with kids okay i realized like i don't like them like that so now i was like all right cool i gotta get out of here and i started to do comedy okay i did go to school for mortuary science and I didn't work at a morgue. We had to do clinicals and that's when I didn't come back. Oh, you had to work on an actual body?

Yeah, like do the whole embalming process. Damn. Yeah, you put too much in and the limbs still move. I mean, the body is dead but they still move. Yeah.

And I can't deal with that. Dang. I was like, yeah, I'm going to be a comedian. Well, thank you, Tez. We appreciate you. Absolutely. And make sure you subscribe

to Tezlyn Figaro's podcast, The Scrape Shot, No Chaser podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network. All right, now appreciate you. Absolutely. And make sure you subscribe to Tezlyn Figaro's podcast, The Scraped Shot No Chaser Podcast, on the Black Effect iHeartRadio Podcast Network. All right, now, you know, Charlamagne and I were talking behind the scenes, and we were talking about your relationship with your baby daddy. You know, I always tell Jess, I said, man, her and her baby father, Rome,

they got, like, the coolest co-parenting relationship I've ever seen in my life. Like, I've never seen two parents co-parent the way that Jess and Rome do. But I found out something interesting yesterday. What's that? Your baby daddy call you sis. Yeah. Yeah.

Why you say it like that? You don't like it? No, no, no. It's just unusual. You don't think so? I do. I mean, I call him sis, too. But, yeah, he definitely calls me sis.

He's been calling me sis for a long time now, for like three years. He looks at me like a big sister, honestly. It's the most unusual thing ever. I'm not going to say it's weird. It's definitely not the norm, but it is unusual. Y'all got a whole 10-year-old. We do, 11. 11?

We got an 11-year-old. I know. It's unusual. Y'all got a whole 10-year-old. We do. 11. 11. We got an 11-year-old. I know. It's like that. But this guy can literally walk into my mother's house and notice I said my mother's, not mine, and go in the refrigerator. That's her son. My son's dad lost his mom. So that's what he's been looking for in women since that happened.

And my mom did a great job with you know nursing them and like you know just nurturing them being a good not nursing but nurturing him you know because that's what rome legs that's what he so how do you explain that you're you say that's your mom's son but that's your baby's father but yet he calls you sis yeah so my nephew so my son is my nephew and my son and this is rome calling me right now let's call can we call room yeah we could call room when we come back and also we want to take your calls 800-585-1051 do you have a similar situation with your baby daddy your baby mom that y'all that tight because we listened earlier this morning and and that one woman she wasn't cool with any of her baby daddies they weren't giving giving her no money. They weren't helping her at all.

So people would love to know how y'all got like this. Yeah. And we'll talk about it when we come back and we'll speak to your baby daddy. Yeah, we're going to speak to him. We'll speak to bro or sis. What do you call him? Bye. We're going to speak to Rome.

That's his name. My siblings slash baby daddy. Y'all stupid. That's all nasty. We stupid. We're going to talk to him when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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create healthy boundaries and healthy environments for their kids so they can co-parent now the only thing i found odd about their relationship is that um rome was rome on the phone yeah rome's on the phone rome rome good morning rome good, good morning. Rome. Good morning, good morning. Peace, King. Now, Rome, I overheard Jess talking yesterday, and she was saying how you call her sis. Yeah. Now, you done shot her club up. Y'all got a whole 10-year-old.

Oh, my God. First of all, my son is 11. He's 11. Yeah, my son is 11. Why do you call her sis? Because the situation is different now. And we built to that point. But it's like, I looked at her and it's really like a sister, a family member said this.

Take the kid away, man. It's different. It's hard to explain. Some people call it weird, but I don't know. It's no more sexual. It's just, that's my sister. That's my love. I don't kill somebody from her, but I ain't shooting the club up again.

I think y'all soulmates, bro. Yeah, but you know what? That's pretty how it is. No sexual. Yeah, that's what it is. But how did y'all get to that point, though? Because most people don't get to that point. How did y'all get to that point where you guys are damn near best friends,

y'all focus on your future, your life, the business, the baby, the family. But y'all can still do your thing. Rome has been through a lot of things. And he don't really have a safe space. And if you've got to provide a safe space for a man to even open up and become vulnerable, because that's not what they do, especially black men. They don't. And I was the first female that just didn't run from his whole story.

Didn't judge him. I've always helped him. Now, he has a best friend. And she, you know, they cool. But, like, it's a little bit more hands-on with me. And after all the feelings and getting past him, we became friends on that. You know, I was like a therapist for him or whatever. And he the same for, well, he don't really do nothing for me in that aspect.

Damn. You know you don't. But I don't disrespect big room like that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that is big room. That is big room. What's up? And to elaborate on that, you take out all the emotions and the feelings.

Yeah. And you can be great. Yeah. But one of the biggest problems we did have that we were able to overcome as well was Yeah. What you mean? She'll run up on girls you was dating with? Messing with? No. She would want to be in it too much. And it used to make me mad because I used to always say,

I mind my business when it comes to you. So even when she realized that and took that away, it became even better. Ah, so you're trying to holler at a chick and she's telling you, nah, I don't like shorty, shorty this, shorty that. She diving into your relationship. Make up your mind, Jess. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not even necessarily that.

Right. Let me tell him what it is, Ron, because you're talking a little slow you just woke up obviously look this is the thing rome rome will be in a relationship and then rome will introduce me to these girls rome will want me to build a nice little cool relationship with them and then when things start happening because he's not able to be faithful or loyal or whatever then damn wrong bro. Yeah. Then I got it, and then they break up with him. And now, when he beefing with him, I got to beef with him. And it's like, nah, but now it's my business. But you call me, you put me in the business,

but don't be in the business too damn much. Don't be saying, like, I'll be giving a damn that much. I just give a damn about you. Like, you be introducing me. That's how I end up cool with all the baby mothers. You know what I'm saying? And they cool and I love his kids. And even girls that he didn't have babies with. A lot of them were cool

but then he move bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, here it is. Like, dang, what happened to shorty? Don't worry about it. You move on with me. I don't know what you're talking about. That's what it is. I want to know how many more relationships are out there like just in Rome. Like how many people got baby daddy brothers?

Right. You know what I'm saying? Cause that was, you got a baby daddy brother, you know what I mean? And you got a baby mama sister, but it takes a lot. And you got to come in.

I think it's a lot. I just think it's not the norm. And people are afraid to put it to the world because of being judged. We're not the first person to do this. I know that for a fact. Yeah. I've never seen it.

I think it's dope. I've just never seen it evolve, go from a baby mama to, you know, oh, that's like, that's my sister.

Yeah. And y'all really hold each other down like that. I think that's so interesting. But let's take some calls. Let's take, Rome, we appreciate you.

I know you, we just woke you up. We appreciate you for checking in, brother. Appreciate y'all, man. All right. Love you, shorty.

And Rome, you're a great father, man. You're a great father. I love the way you hold it down for your son, man. Absolutely. I appreciate that, man. Thank you. Thank you. Y'all have a best day.

You too, now, bro. 800-585-1051. Do y'all have a similar situation like that out there? Are you and your baby mama, you and your baby daddy that cool? That is the question. 800-585-1051. I'll be honest. honest i couldn't there's no way my wife could move on i could see it with somebody else being happy no yeah really no oh that's sad that is but now that's why i ain't going nowhere but we're gonna talk about it when we come back it's the breakfast

club good morning morning everybody it's dj envy charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got jess hilarious here our guest co-host. That's right. And we were talking about our relationship with her baby daddy, Rome. And she was telling us how the relationship came together, how it was so tight. They call each other bro and sis. She's even a part of when, you know, he meets somebody new. She becomes a friend to the new relationship.

I've never seen anything like it. I don't like the way you putting it. Like, it's like I'm like a third wheel I didn't say you're a third wheel I said you've become a friend That's what Rome said though Yeah just like a homegirl What about

What about when you wouldn't Get them people back They PlayStation Oh my god Please no No no no no no What happened Please please

Allegedly Allegedly What happened Come on No we're not switching Baby daddy Come on let's go Listen

But I've never seen a situation Like Rome and Jess And I think it's very dope but i've never seen a situation like rome and jesson i think it's very dope but i just never saw a baby's father call his baby mama sis you know i mean and i've never heard a baby mama call her baby daddy bro right like i've never seen a relationship evolve to that to go from baby mama baby daddy to brother sister that's right you know so that's interesting to me hello who's this hi this is nisa hey nisa good morning uh do you have a baby daddy that you're cool with yeah i only have the one baby but yeah we were married for 20 years um we've been divorced for 15 years uh i think i

just told my age but we're best friends i can call him hey my car won't start i need extra clothes on this field and he's gonna come through for me my best friend but do you call him, hey, my car won't start. I need extra clothes on this field. And he's going to come through for me. My best friend. But do you call him your brother, though? Is that your baby daddy brother? No. No. That's a little weird.

But my super best friend, like, he's there. Yeah, why y'all can't just be super best friends, Jess? No, Rome said it one day, and I went with it. That's it. That's it. That's why I say people say it's weird. It's just unusual. It was weird to me at first, too, but it's like, whatever.

Tracy. Hello. Hey, Tracy. Good morning. You got a baby daddy that's like a brother? Or that you call him bro? Yeah. Like, you know, my daughter is 33 years old.

Yeah. And, you know, I was 21 when I had her. And, you know, we did both did a lot of growing up since then. You know, so he's like, bam, you know, we did most of the lot of growing up since then. So he's like, bam. You know, and our relationship was really short back then when we were young. And, you know, he's more like my brother. And I love his wife. I treat his son like he's my son.

Period. You know, we are family. I've never heard this. Rome said that there was going to be people out there that also move like that. I never heard this before. I think it's incredible. And while I would love to be the first to do something like Big Soulja, no, we are not the first people to do that.

And me and Rome had a short relationship, too. We met when we were like 19. We had a short relationship. We were very young. I didn't know nothing about what I wanted back then. So we grew together and ended up just being friends. But if I'm Rome, someone might be like, Rome bro and be like oh that's my sister we got a son together yep that's that's what it is yeah hello who's this this is jasmine hey jasmine good morning

morning you got a baby daddy i have a baby daddy but it is not peaceful co-parenting is not easy and we spent 13 years together and i felt like yesterday listening to just fix people's messes i thought about you know i think their relationship is so commendable they co-parent so gracefully and you know they're funny together they make it they make it a good time they make it look like a good time thank you so i'm like how how is that even possible yeah it just literally shut up it just literally takes it takes time it really does and you know it it it depends on how y'all both feel about each other you know y'all still does one have feelings but for the other one you know it's just okay so okay you said that very strongly but you said it's so strong that you don't want to be as strong you couldn't pay me to sleep brain water girl okay okay well do you well do you even like him at all no okay so you don't

even want to be so the friend is not gonna work then if you don't even like him at all but because i know the bigger issue is the bigger picture is my children. So I know how to put my bygones to the side. Right. But it's just like he don't think. Right. Okay. All right. But are you still hurt about anything?

Is that what's stopping you? Well, I will say this. I am very betrayed. Okay. I was very betrayed from the beginning. So that is hard for me to let go. Definitely. Okay.

So she's still hurt about it. I don't think you can be friends unless you let that go because you'll always have that over your relationship, even if y'all just become friends. So I think that's where it has let go. Definitely. Okay. She's still hurting. I don't think you can be friends unless you let that go because you'll always have that over your relationship even if y'all just become friends. I think that's where it has to go. And we know. And we know about having a baby daddy. It was a lot of things. What the hell? You're my only baby daddy. What you talking about? What's going on here? Hold on.

I'm sorry. She wants Jess to fix the mess. Yes. Stay out of the business. I need Jess to fix the mess. I need her to. No, I want. I need her to. There's no I want. I need her to. But that's what it literally takes, though. You just have to get past your hurt. Because a lot of things Rome did to me, I had to let go.

I didn't just put them to the side. It's a big difference between putting it to the side and really getting past it. It was things, man. He had ran into a lump sum of money. I was broke. Lights off. Everything. Me and things, man. He had ran into a lump sum of money. I was broke, lights off, everything. Me and my son, and we had candles. I had a car. I had to go in the car to get air, all of that.

And he knew all of this. But I couldn't hold that over his head. I didn't have time to hate him because he was so young, never had no money. So when he got it, he just did whatever he wanted to do with it. You feel me? And he was young. So he never tossed y'all nothing? No, he never. Nope So he never tossed y'all nothing? Nah, he never.

Nope. He, nope. Never tossed me anything. So how do you, I thought this was going to be a good story. I thought he came up with some money and then helped you out. Oh no, hell no.

To this day, no. So how do you stay from being disgruntled? Damn. How did you not get? I didn't have time to hate him. Yo, listen. I was trying to figure out the next game, the next way to get some money,

the way to get my lights on. Yeah. Like, he ain't never had no bread like that. And so when he came into it, he just, you know, he buying bags for girls that, you know, he buying friends. He just looking for, you know,

what he didn't have. You know what I'm saying? He wanted to be that baller. You know what I mean? The biggest thing with you and Ron, what I'm getting from your situation and hearing these calls is you never stopped liking him as a person, as a friend you know i mean these people grew to hate

their baby daddies yeah i think once you grow to hate your baby daddy it's hard to come back from that yeah i never hated him we got one more caller hello john what up though john if you're just joining us we're talking about our relationships with baby mama baby daddies how y'all become so close and so cool you're not together sexually but y'all bro and sis and you said that's like in your relationship nah that's exactly how it is man the girl i'm messing with right now i really got a problem with it man she's always talking to me like y'all only need to talk about your son y'all had nothing else to talk about and it's like manall don't have nothing else to talk about. And it's like, man, we cool as hell. It's the same situation.

Yeah, yeah. You call her sis, though? Man, sometimes. Sometimes. That's like my sister, dog. I don't want to touch her. I don't need to look at her ass no more. She got ass, though? She definitely got some. Yeah, she got something. Nah, she got a little BBL done, so yeah.

Damn. My sister that I got a son with got a BBL. Got a BBL. Think about how that's something. But I ain't looking at her ass. It don't matter. The homies are, but not me. It don't matter.

Yeah, exactly. It don't matter. He can appreciate it. It's just like his home, girl. What's the moral of the story? I guess. Just drunks. You don't know.

Yo, I'm not drunk no more. Stop being drunk at 4 o'clock this morning. Look, the moral of the story, I don't really know what the moral of the story is. It ain't no story. It's just, you know, you just, you have to learn how to move forward amicably. Yeah, I'm still drunk. All right. Yeah, you have to learn how to move forward.

You got to learn how to move forward amicably. Yes. With the other parent yo you gotta take all them feelings out of there if y'all want to be like me and rome you gotta take out all those feelings and you can't hold on to hurt like yeah like charlemagne said i never got to the point where i wanted to hate him yo i was gonna hate him my life's still gonna be off i ain't got time for that that's right and and i never stopped him from saying his son. Not ever. Look, please come get him, but bring him back. You know what I mean? Like, never.

It's never been no malicious intent, no nothing. I never took him downtown. And I should have. You know, I felt like I should have back then, like now. But I just didn't want to do that. I was like, that girl who called up earlier, it was going to be a struggle for him too. I feel like it was rooted in respect. And so it grew into what it is now.

I feel like a lot of these relationships aren't rooted in respect. Nah. You know what I mean? Nope. Well, that's good. Salute to everybody out there with a baby daddy brother and a baby mama sister. People that figured it out. Because I love my Romeo.

I love my... That's bro. That's your soulmate, but you keep playing. That ain't the soulmate. That's your soulmate. Well, your soulmate ain't got to be somebody that you with. You can't have a best friend as a soulmate. You can't have...

I'm telling you, it's just soul. It ain't got nothing to do with intimacy. I want y'all to get married. Nope. All right. Now, when we come back, we got Jess with the mess. Jess, you talking about Omarion. Omarion says he needs more than one girl to satisfy him.

That's what he said. And I don't know... That's what he said, but I don't... I'm helping you, Jess. Don't worry about it. I know, I know. We're going to get to it when we come back. Yeah, let me go call him up. All right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It't worry about it. I know. We're going to get to it when we come back. Yeah, let me go call him up.

All right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Our guest co-host, Jess Hilarious is here. How you feeling, Jess?

You all right now? I feel good. I've been all right. She tired. She tired because we went out last night. Yo. Why you take out? She took me out.

She tricked us. She tricked us. Yeah. And told us to come out and she was gonna pay but that's not what happened she didn't pay no no that's not what happened absolutely not but you know what school night you still went out on school night i didn't think we were gonna be out that late look he told uh his wife was like no i'm gonna have water his wife was like you're not gonna drink with me he was like i'll get up in the morning she was like and he ordered that

wine that's what happened that's what happened. That's what happened. What's up? That's exactly what happened. Yes, we had a good time, though. So you were a simp, huh? Your wife tell you what to do when you do it? She mean I was a simp. I'm a husband. You too.

You a simp, too. Shut up. You a simp for your daughter. That's why you went to go get the blanket. And I felt like drinking. You know what I mean? No, you just said you didn't want to drink at first. No, you did not.

I was being responsible, but I really wanted to drink. But you know, if the wife say you can be a little irresponsible, I had a drink. How many did you have, sir? I had not much. Not as much as Jess. Jess drank a lot. Jess drank a lot. Wow.

Wow. I'm also not 50 either, so I think I'm good. I think I'm good. All right. We got Jess with the mess coming up. What are we talking we got Jess with the mess Coming up What we talking about At Jess with the mess

Oh Omarion discusses That he possibly May need more than One woman to be happy That's what he said That's what he said I'm not mad at him What

I don't believe it though What You don't believe it Yeah Alright well He can stay in that lane I'm over here by myself Alright

Now you too What you mean now me too You just said You wasn't mad at it Yeah No no I understand For him I'm over here by myself. Now you too? What you mean now me too? You just said you wasn't mad at it. Yeah. No, no. I understand. For him. I'm talking about for me.

Keep digging yourself deeper. For me and what I want. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. We'll get to it next. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious, our guest co-host is here. And let's get to Jess With The Mess. It's Jess With The Mess. Oh, my God.

This is the Rumor Report. Come on, now. Our music's real. Talk to me. Okay. That was not the right intro, but whatever. Omarion speaks on the possibility of... You got more than one.

That was another one. It still said Just With The Mess. Yeah. Well, I like that one alright Omarion speaks on the possibility of dating multiple women so Omarion went on

Shannon Sharpe's podcast called Club Shay Shay and um wait wait wait a minute before we move on um and start talking

about Omarion Club Shay Shay what is that does he have a daughter um I have no idea I don't know okay

y'all never had Shannon show up here no no no I think that was one of his dogs that he really loved and it passed away okay see

that's why that's why you asked before you that's because I'm just for the best my news is real I can't be saying you know

I got you guess what I just made all that up that was a lie alright well I'm gonna make up some stuff alright

yo you stupid I'm gonna have something to say about it after the next break but so during the interview with omar yon shannon asked him how he finds the perfect woman since he already know you know who he is since people already know who he is and omar yon's response was interesting for several different reasons let me hear the audio given who you are given that any potential dating candidate knows who you are. How do you find that person? She finds me.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? And it might be she's. Right. You know what I'm saying? They messing up. Yeah. I'm just saying she's might finds me.

You living life like that? No, I'm just saying like, you know, if I, if I really thought about my lifestyle and being with me like the pressure of being with me you know and it just being one woman i don't know if that i don't know if that it might take more than one it might because you know i might need her to be a businesswoman on monday and then we might get freaky on tuesday so that might be two different people it might be it might be you know um i don't come from a traditional you know uh standpoint you, I feel like I've definitely tried the traditional way. Right. And I don't know if that's for me.

I'm not mad at him. That's the lifestyle he choose to live. Everybody got to do the work for them. You know what I mean? I'm not mad at him either. I'm really not. People in the comments were just literally, and me to be honest with you, when he said, it just threw us off.

Why? When he said, I let them find me. I'm like, where is the masculine energy around this bitch? What the hell is going on? We fight, you just burning sage and twirling and whirling everywhere. Like, no, you need to come find, go find the she's. Why they all got to come to you? I'm sure Omarion got a lot coming to him though, right?

You're Omarion. Yeah, but that's the thing though. I mean, you're Omarion. That's what Shannon was saying I'm sure Omarion got a lot coming to him though, right? He Omarion. Yeah, but that's the thing though. I mean, that's what Shannon was saying. You're Omarion, so yeah, but how can you really find somebody

if you let them find you? If you let them find you, you know they probably just coming to you because of who you are. Yeah, because you got this tour coming back up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? How does Omarion find somebody though? Because everybody knows who he is. The same way any of us do. But that's right.

What are you talking about? I mean, it's going to be very difficult. You don't have to. You've been with your wife since sex. Not if I want him. We're talking about, yeah, like, this is some of, like, attractive people. Oh, right. Like, how you find me.

I'm right here, Jess. I'm sitting right here. I'm right here in front of you. I'm just saying. I got what you're saying. Yeah, more attractive people, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

I think he can put forth an effort. Like, even if he go date, it depends on the type of girls he like. That's true. Because would you date somebody in the industry? Would you date another person, like another celebrity, like on your level or whatever? You know what I'm saying? You think Omari on the date of bus driver? If she on the bus.

You stupid. You stupid. It's like, nah. Yeah, he probably would. He probably would date a bus driver, a truck driver. Yeah. I don't think it's hard to find a bus. You stupid. You stupid. It's like, nah. Yeah, he probably would. He probably would date a bus driver, a truck driver. Yeah. I don't think it's hard to find a woman.

It's just probably hard for him to trust a woman. Correct. Yeah. And like he said, he didn't come from a traditional, you know, household or whatever. And he did try,

and it didn't work, and he realized that, you know. So that works for him. Like I said, the only thing that threw me off and other women was I let them find me. I think that's going to be very normal in the future. What's that?

Like polygamy. Oh, yeah. Men having more than one woman. And I think even women having more than one guy. I know a couple women who have more than one guy. Do they know about each other? Yes. Wow.

They all stay in the same house? Yes. She's an older woman, though. She's like in her 50s. And one of our boyfriends is in her 30s. And her husband is like 45 or something like that wow yep yep that works like that so that is definitely the future because they're trying to normalize it now but i think stuff like that just comes from hell no and can i say hell i don't even care if i can't hell no that's the

whole thing i can't do that i can't for. I think that whole polygamy thing comes from people not being happy or people that's, like, that's a deeply rooted issue. Like, you know, you're tired of failed relationships. You're tired of this not going this way. Like, I don't know. Because if you can even keep up, like, with more than one person. That's a lot. Like, equally.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like the woman that has a 50-year-old and a 30-year-old, right? I'm sure the 30-year-old is probably there for sex, right? Mm-hmm. I'm sure that's what it is and the 50-year-old is...

It's amazing to me that you would defecate on that 50-year-old man and you closer to 50 than 30. You realize you 46 years old. I don't care how much you die, you'll be. You do realize that, right?

I do. I also do realize the pumping that I was doing at 30 years old when my wife ate the same pumping I'm doing now. That ain't true. That ain't true. My pump's way better because I know what I'm doing now. I didn't know that I was doing at 30 years old when my wife ate the same pumping I'm doing now. No, that ain't true. That ain't true.

My pump's way better. Because I know what I'm doing now. I didn't know what I was doing back then. You didn't even make it a woman all time for 10 years. I didn't want to say that. I stopped myself at first. I was 17. Whatever.

I was 17. But I was pumping. You're older now and you know what you're doing. But I was pumping. I love the- But you know what you're doing now. I do. You got more experience. I do. I love the marriage counseling between the two of you

it is the best listen y'all tori lanes reportedly begs judge to not ruin his life ahead of the new trial ruling yesterday um they was in court and he and uh he he wanted like a new case so today the courts will decide whether or not toriz will be granted a new case against Megan. And on the way out, they was carrying him out or whatever. Allegedly. I'm painting a scene in my mind. He was like, please don't ruin my life. And then he told the judge, I could be your son.

I could be your nephew. I could be. Yeah, you could. But you could also be a nigga that shot a girl in the foot. Bam. So you know what I'm saying I'm gonna be honest with you I respect that reaction from Tori

and I'll tell you why cause we see these dudes being caught getting sentenced to a hundred years and acting all tough you know what I'm saying don't go crying in the car

and then break down right behind the door I'll be right there telling the judge please judge don't ruin my life he's fighting for his life he's fighting for his freedom

he says he wants another case and he's fighting for it please don't send me away forever, Judge. Yeah, but at the same time. Please let me wear a hat in court. You see, it's starting to... Hey, yo.

What did you talk about in there? What did you talk about? Because he can't have the man lace, and y'all can't have a mantle in the jail. A man frontal. She's so stupid. I hate y'all. Yo, and then you know he's shorter than everybody.

So everybody looking down like, dang, we didn't know he was like that. Because he's shorter than everybody so everybody looking down like dang we didn't know he was like that cause he's shorter than the shortest one in jail so it's funny it's so funny cause Nick sent me that

yesterday man remember the video when Tori was up here and I was telling Nick the cameraman I said zoom in on his head and Tori was like I'll beat your ass

that's wild yeah and you're gonna say they had an overhead camera and they zoomed in on the spot. And it looked like an oasis. We do. We do.

I would never do that. But there's a picture. I can't wait to get a picture of him and them old eyes that he used to have. It was giving. Just shut up, please. All right. Okay. And that is just with the mess.

Now, Charlamagne, who you giving that donkey to, man? Boy, after the hour, man. We need a brother named David Neal to come to the front of the congregation. We'd like to have a word with him, please. All right. We'll get to that next. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.

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W-W-P-R-F-M-H-D-1 New York. And iHeart Radio Station. I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. Called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today? That is me.

That is you. Donkey of the day for Monday, May 9th goes to 52-year-old David Neal. David Neal is a hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville. Sleuth everybody in Nashville. I love Nashville. I call Nashville white Atlanta. He's been charged with aggravated burglary and assault after he reportedly entered a guest room and sucked on something. What?

Let's go to News Channel 5 for the report, please. Peter Brennan was fast asleep inside the Hilton downtown Nashville when he woke up to a nightmare. I awoke to a gentleman, an employee of the Hilton, assaulting me. He claims he saw a hotel employee performing sexual acts on his feet. What? Instantly jumped up and was screaming, you know, went into a sort of fact-finding mode. Who are you? Why are you in my room? What are you doing here? But I could see he was wearing a uniform, has name tag on, and then he was talking to me, but not, you know, but not giving me any any substantive answers. So how did he get inside?

Peter thinks the hotel employee may have cloned his room key and let himself right into the room. Brennan called in Metro Police, who launched an investigation. They discovered the employee was actually the night manager, David Neal, and have issued a warrant for his arrest. And it turns out this isn't his only run-in with the law. As for Peter, this whole episode is still a nightmare he keeps reliving i'm having problems sleeping uh frankly i'm going through some ptsd talking to a therapist this is not funny yesterday you wake up to me david the hotel

manager came into this man peter's room he didn't even try to suck his peter he sucked his toes okay salute to my girlsrible decisions because of them. I learned about kink shaming and I'm not kink shaming here. I'm crime shaming. All right. I don't care if you have a fetish for toes. If that's your thing, do what you want to do.

But breaking into a guest hotel room to suck their toes is a level of criminology that I've never seen before. People take penitentiary chances all day, every day, but the risk your freedom because you want to perform fellatio on somebody's foot. I just think everybody needs to calm down. all day, every day, but to risk your freedom because you want to perform fellatio on somebody's foot? I just think everybody need to calm down.

Woof. Just relax. Woof. You can wash the spit off. What? It's not a big... That's a crime. Broke into my room

and start sucking my toes? Yeah, not your weenie. That, like, it was your toes. It's still a crime. You don't even know... First of all, you don't know

where that man's foot has been. Okay? Or that man's mouth has been What if he had athlete's foot What if he had the gout Okay I don't even know if those things are contagious But what if and why Alright

The gout The gout Yo you can get that from sucking somebody's toe I don't know What if he had herpes on his lip or something He'd suck my toes Yes And it's a crime people

We're forgetting it's a crime A toe herpes is not as bad as a lip one. Huh? Anyway, go ahead. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm just saying, most people go to hotels to get some buns. This dude, David, goes to hotels to get some bunions. Okay?

On top of this just being a sick-ass crime, what about corns? All right? And I still don't understand why this man didn't wake up and put the other foot that you didn't have in your and that you didn't have in his mouth in that man's ass okay like you should have been when you just start swinging on the dude if you woke up and yeah just sucking on your toes yeah i mean not me yeah y'all i mean y'all guys i wake up and it's like oh my god no you wouldn't what are you giving no you would you were in a hotel room and you woke up to a random person sucking on your toes no you would not jess oh my'd start yelling, screaming, swinging. Depending on the concept from the night before, it's like, oh my God, did I

bring you here? Okay. Jesus Christ. I don't think y'all realize the level of perverted, twisted sickness this man is on. No, you right. Now I'm right. You right, yo. Not to mention, is he one of Jeffrey Dahmer's interns? Yes,

because this got to be the beginning stages of cannibalism. This was a taste test. He was clearly in the mood for some tofu. And get another rim shot. A rim shot. Wow. Yo, I might have to take him on tour, man. He got so much better.

People do stuff like this all the time. They taste a little bit And then not eat it I saw Jess do that last night With some chicken saute Took a bite That was horrible You didn't like the sauce You put it down

I didn't, yeah No, no You like the peanut sauce? Peanut sauce First of all I didn't like how the chicken saute Looked like a flaming hot Cheeto That's not supposed to look

Yeah, no No? Yeah Listen, man I know dogs is a delicacy In some country But David, you put your mouth On the wrong dogs

Alright If you go to this hotel And you know David ask you If you want room service Just know If you say yes That you agreeing

To put your foot In his mouth Okay Look some donkey Of the days Just sell themselves Please give David Neal The sweet sounds

Of the Hamilton's Oh now you are The donkey Of the day You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Oh, you know what I want to do. Okay.

I want to play a game. Let's play a game of Guess What Racing. All right. Give us our clues. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. David Neal, hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, broke into a man's hotel room and sucked a man named Peter's toes. DJ Envy, Guess What Race It Is. White. You said that with no hesitation.

Jess Hilarious, David Neal, 52 years old, hotel manager at the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, broke into a man named Peter's hotel room and sucked on his toes. Jess Hilarious, guess what race it is? I'm gonna say he's white, but I thought he was black because I know a David Neal and he's black. Okay. But given that you said, like, Nashville

is the white Atlanta, I definitely said white. DJ Envy and Jess Hilarious both of you are correct he is Caucasian that's right the key was

Nashville white Atlanta if this was Atlanta Atlanta that man wouldn't have been sneaking in that room to suck on no toes

you know what you would have been sucking on just saying you know what I'm saying you're right alright well

thank you for that donkey of the day alright now shout to BET we'll see you guys tomorrow peace BET Ha ha. Just saying. You know what I'm saying. You're right. You're right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, indeed. All right. Now, shout to BET. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Peace, BET.

Just tell BET peace. Peace. Bye. Peace. I'll be back tomorrow. And that's it. All right. Everybody else, 800-585-1051.

We were talking earlier about your worst job that you ever had. I remember how this conversation came about. But Teslin Figaro, when we were doing front page news, Teslin said she was an Uber driver. And Jess lied, because I always thought Jess worked at a morgue back in the day, but she said she lied about that. All right, be quiet. I did. No, I didn't. Which one?

Allegedly. Come on, finish what you want to say. So 800- She told that story very convincingly. 105.1. What's the worst job that you've had? Charlemagne worked at Taco Bell. I worked at Taco Bell. I worked at a flower garden. I tell you, I worked at telemarketing I sold crack that's actually the worst job pretty pretty pretty man I was a telemarketer listen

my telemarketer voice okay I did tell him what you see now hi this is DJ you never said hi this is Sean from Pelco few how are you doing today ma'am I'm gonna say rush on hi I'm gonna hear a kid in the background. Cold switching. Oh, you know, that's great. I have a young child as well. You know, you're trying to save money for his college and his future, correct? I can save you money on home heating fuel.

All you have to do is let us in your house. We can tell you how much we save you and all that extra money we can just, you know, put towards your college tuition. So when are you available for an appointment? Never. That is so dope, Sean. I'm busy.

Can I go now? Sean, that's it. I did telemarketing. I used to be the guy that would try to sell you 10 CDs for a penny. Go. Let me see. I don't remember that still. Yeah, exactly.

I'd be like, yo, I got that new Jay-Z. What's up? Nah. Not what's up. Hey, yo, don't ever what's up. I got that new Jay-Z. What was your worst job? 800-585-1051 is the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.

Jess Hilarious is here, our co-host. Yes, I am. Now, if you just join us, we're talking about some of the worst jobs we've ever had or the worst jobs you've ever had. Now, did you work at a mall? She lied. I went in there. You went in there? I did.

I did go in there. All right, whatever. Look, so I went to college for mortuary science,? I did. All right, whatever. Look, so I went to college for mortuary science. And when it came time to do the clinicals or whatever, we had to go in. And we had to perform the embalming. And I got scared. So that was it.

That was my last day. That was my first and last time in a morgue. So no, I never was employed by a morgue. I did tell Charlene I worked there for some time. But I was just trying to see, you know. You ain't tell me. You told the world. I saw you doing an interview or something. I was like, oh, that's cool as hell. Just used to work at Mortuary. Only to come to find out you're lying. Yeah, but that was

an interview that I didn't think was going to make it no way because you know, that was just like some small time. And I was like, dang. Yeah. Now, Charlamagne, you worked at Taco Bell for like a week and then your sister fired you, right? Yeah, my sister fired me after like seven days. Wow. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. I don't think there's any such thing as a worse job. I think any sister fired you right yeah my sister fired me after like seven days wow I worked at a wow that crazy that's crazy I don't think there's any such thing as a worse job I think any honest living

anything that you know is putting food on your table putting some money in your pocket is cool it may be a job you don't like there's plenty of jobs you don't like but there's no such thing as a worse job because those worse those jobs we call in the worst there's some people out there that would cut their toe off to get more but that don't mean that it's not a worse job just because some people cut their toe off yeah i mean yeah we i didn't like it i hated working i talk about it like i hated working at that factory it's like i hated working at the flower garden most corner socket line i hated all of that like factory workers like they got to sweat all day for pennies they make me sit outside every single one of those jobs all of those supervisors told me that i didn't belong

there every single one gail i'd never forget gail her name was gail cop uh it was an industrial acoustics company she said we are moving in another direction you just don't fit in here yeah you had the other face that was the first thing oh my god young struggle face for sure my wasn't mom wasn't too bad like i said i didn did tell the market. But I remember my wife, she sold mattresses. And she had to go to the projects and sell mattresses in the projects. So she would have to go from door to door. It was crazy. It was definitely crazy.

Who is buying mattresses? You can find a mattress in the projects. That's right. She was selling box springs in the projects. She would go to projects and me or her mother would wait out downstairs. That's the way we made money back then. Were they hand mattresses? No, regular mattress.

You used to make her go hustle, match her with you? I didn't make her go hustle. Oh, because he said he waited in the car and that's how I made her make her money back then.

You definitely said waited in the car. I was like a protection. No, you're a liar. You said me and her mom waited in the car. That's what you said. No, either her mom would take her

or I would take her as protection because she would go in the hood, she would knock on the doors, hey, I got a mattress from whatever mattress company it is. She definitely goes take her with her mother. It's a recliner. Shut up, hey, I got a mattress from whatever mattress company it is. She definitely was going to take it with her mother. Shut up, man.

Oh, it was like a legit company. Yes. I was like, I would never date no man that would be like, yeah, I'm going to drop you off in the hood so you can go sell your mattress because I'll be back to get you with your car. What?

She used to sell mattresses? It was like 17 years old, 18 years old. And then you made her suffer for 10 years on one? Hey, yo. What? I can't stand you. Thanks for the calls, yo. Ay, yo! What? I can't stand you. Take the calls, yo. Yo, he crazy.

I should fight him, right? You gotta read his book, Jess. You been to a restaurant? In the book, he said that he didn't make his wife orgasm for 10 years. That's in his book? That's in your book? Yes, he put that in his book. Hold on, Shanice.

No, no, no. I got to explain it now. She's not looking at me like a man now She's looking at me crazy She's looking at me crazy She's looking at me crazy I've heard this story a million times I've heard this story a million times

I've never heard it So when we were first going together I was 16 she was 50 When we first started having sex I didn't know what I was doing I used to watch porn and think Bang bang bang bang bang It didn't work

10 years later My mouth game was good. Okay. Just my peeing game wasn't good. And one time, we got into an argument and then she was like,

that's why I ain't f***ing ten years. Oh, hell no. For real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hurt me. I was hurt. I cried.

But we over that now. That was a long time ago. Okay, okay. But he keeps bringing it up. Just look disgusting. Traumatizing me. Oh my God.

Shanice, I'm sorry. Hey man, what's going on over there there charlamagne bothering me and bugging me and traumatizing me bringing me back to old stuff he wrote it in a book now shanice what is the worst job that you have mama well first off i'm gonna say y'all y'all mama oh my god you two girl yes that that pyramid scheme company crap girl yeah you sit in the class they really got you thinking that you gonna be the best knife seller in the hood. I swear, I thought I was shafted.

If you sell this knife that cuts a penny, you will win $1,000 on your next bonus. Me being 19, I'm like, oh my God, I'm about to be rich

by the time I'm 20. Y'all ain't gonna have nothing. I have to find out they were definitely a Ponzi scheme. And then I heard they were trafficking girls.

No. Oh my God. they were trafficking girls. No. Oh, my God. I'm not surprised. But, yeah. Thank you, Shanice. I don't think there's no knife sharp enough to cut a penny. I don't know. But that's what they used to sell.

It's like they used to, you know, them little pyramid schemes. Like, you know, massive BBs on them. You know, he had, oh, no, that's a seminar. My bad. It's still scam scam but you know he they used to the knife cutting classes and they make you feel like you can go out there and sell them and be rich and they used to get all the little young girls oh my god they was sex trafficking people then because it makes perfect sense oh yeah because they get the young

girls everybody was a whole bunch of young we were were all young, like, in our teens. Hello, who's this? Good morning. This is your girl, X, with me. It's your foot, X. Hey, X, what was the worst job you had, mama? She was a stripper. Ecstasy. Oh, gosh.

My worst job was working in a exterminating company. And one of the guys came back with a tape, and some of the egg bugs escaped, and got attacked and i'm allergic to the bite found that out the heart rate you got bit by a snake no bed bugs oh bed no bed bugs oh wow damn so you were an exterminator you're allergic to bed bugs no i was working in a company i was a salesperson but you know i was dispatched also one of the new guys for the tanking the bed bugs escaped he got he got fired but i got attacked i was allergic to being in the hospital on benadryl oh so stripping wasn't her worst job

okay you did use the script though right man i would have went to the club too no i did not use the strip oh and also i want to elaborate on what jess was talking about earlier i do get along with my baby father just as much as you do. Oh, good. As far as we got in common. Good. I even babysit other kids while I'm in his girlfriend's life. Oh, that's dope.

You do that, Jess? That's amazing, huh? You do that? Sometimes. Back in the day. Before I got real busy, yeah. Thank you, X. All right.

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It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, we're talking about what's some of the worst jobs you've ever had. All right. 800-585-1051. We got Stacey on the line. Stacey, good morning. Good morning. about what some of the worst jobs you've ever had I 805 85 105 when we got Stacy on the last AC good morning good morning hey Stacy what's the worst job you ever had the words I've ever had he was working at Amazon so was Amazon that bad Wow yeah man it was pretty bad. Charlamagne, Jess, what's up, man? What up, man? Peace, King.

I come inside and it smell like vinegar. You know when you get some new clothes and they got that stinky vinegar smell? No, new clothes don't be smelling like no stinky vinegar. Damn vinegar. Depending on where it comes from, yeah. You know, depending on where it comes from. Jess, you got me. Yeah, they don't ever buy new clothes.

That's why. They share clothes, So that's why. So I came in fresh off the pandemic. So wasn't really nobody in there. So I come in. They bring me in with this lady who been coughing all day, man. It was terrible. But that's just the one point.

We get inside the factory, and they got forklifts all around the plant. Stuff going high up to the building, but they want me to lift up a box from one side of the room to the other side of the room, all day, back and forth. That's it. Did you get fired? I'm listening.

No, I ain't get fired. I walked out and never came back. So where you work now? I took my lunch outside. You said where I work right now? Yeah. I work in the office right now. I work in HR, so I handle payroll.

Oh, that's dope. You came up, King. Yes, he did. It's always going to be an upgrade every time. At Amazon or somewhere else? Somewhere else. No, I had to get up Friday. I took a lunch and never came back. Well, I respect you, my brother. That's what I'm talking about. Hello, who's this?

This is Dwayne. Dwayne, what's up? We're talking about. I love you. Hello, who's this? This is Dwayne. Dwayne, what's up? We're talking about the worst jobs you had, brother. Yeah, man. The worst job I had, I was in college and I was selling knives.

You sold knives to the second person that called that was selling knives. Yeah. Yeah, I just said, go out, got an old spiel,

got a show, I'm going to cut a rope, cut a penny, it's a whole display and having to drive, having to try to cut a rope, cut a penny. It's a whole display. And it's having to drive. I haven't tried to buy a package for me. Question, did them knives ever cut them pennies?

The shears. They cut you the shears. Did the shears cut the pennies? Yes, they cut the pennies. It did. Oh, okay. This the thing. It was their pennies. It was what?

Oh, their pennies. We couldn't use one from our pocket. They had their pennies. It wasn't even real pennies. Probably was chocolate. You know. Hello, who's this? It's Lisa from Jersey.

Hey, Lisa from Jersey. What's the worst job you got? So, I used to work for a medical answering service where we answered for like doctor's offices, lawyers' offices, collision centers. It wasn't the job. Thank you. I had a manager who was a little bit unbalanced and would literally come to work with different personalities.

I like a little unbalanced. What does little unbalanced mean? Like schizophrenic? Yeah. Bipolar? I wouldn't say schizophrenic. If you ever seen in the United States,

a Tara like Shorty literally had different personalities. She would come in different names. She had different habits different uh voice and everything like she used to come as a different person every other day maybe she was a shapeshifter and you didn't appreciate her listen i will be an unappreciating shapeshifting person then not as my boss okay thank you mama Hello who's this? This is Dominique Hey Dominique We're talking about

Some horrible jobs you've had I had One work job I worked for a closet Like a builder company Like organization company Can't say the name But I was

Fired while I was Eight months pregnant For asking for my pregnancy. You were fired eight months pregnant, so you sued them? Oh, yeah. Did you win? I did. And I want to say something about what you guys were talking about

earlier about, like, baby daddy brothers. Baby daddy brothers. Jess Hilarious got one. Oh my god, I love the conversation, but I am a product of that. My mom and dad have not been for about 30 years. I'm 35. And they are a, they talk every day.

They're very, like, lock tight. But they have the wife and everything. My mom, my dad, and he has a wife and everything. My mom, my dad, and the wife, they travel together not in the same hotel, but they're cool as hell. Big threesomes.

And see, this is, first of all, grow up. No. This is amazing because it's interesting to hear from the child's

point of view. You will be my son one day. This will be my son one day. Yes. That's right. It ain't always been like that. Right. Same.

If I got older, they're like thick as these. Yeah. Really good. Thank you for that. Well, thank you, Mama. Dominique.

You're welcome. And shout out, Charlamagne. I just left my corner in South Carolina. I live in Charleston, South Carolina. You already know,

843, we out here. What's happening? Out here. Thanks. Thank you, here. What's happening? Out here. Thanks. Thank you, mama. What's the moral of the story if there's a moral? I forgot what we were

even talking about. Bad jobs. Oh, yeah. They keep going back to me because they want me to be the third host. But go ahead. Okay, Big Jeff.

You know what I'm saying? That's why they keep going back to me. So, yeah, that is. That's the moral of the story. You can be your baby father, brother, or sister.

What are you talking about, baby father brother or sister that's the moral like y'all know that's the moral i thought you're gonna say something like respect your job you know and take you to someplace else in life okay all right so it's two morals so the other moral is um you can you can succeed with a 9 to 5. Okay, whatever. We just winging it. I told you we had a long night last night. Jesus Christ.

All right. We was out drinking Reposado and wine. You can succeed with a 9 to 5. It's good. That is true. All right, yeah. Like I said, I don't feel like any such thing is a worse job. It may be a job you don't like.

Right. But it's not a worse job. An honest living is an honest living, man. Yeah. Worst job I ever really had, truthfully, was selling crack was selling crack that was the worst job why because you got on it it's like dang i done got on it now my eyes look like this now now i gotta struggle and now i gotta go to maryland to see theatologist. Salute to Dr. Natasha Sandy, baby. Boom, I'm coming, baby. Jesus Christ.

Alright, we got Jess with the mess coming up. Yes, we do. But I have shows in Buffalo this Friday and Saturday, y'all. So make sure y'all get y'all tickets at JessLariousOfficial.com. I will be at Helium in Buffalo. Now, moving on. Meek Mill encourages young kids to clean up the content of his raps of their raps

they wrote his they keep writing me wrong stuff I'm going to read it just like that maybe he's talking to a specific kid to the young man encourages young kids to clean up the content of his raps thank you Envy I read it the right way the first time

we'll get to that next morning everybody it's, Envy. I read it the right way the first time. I'm sorry. We'll get to that next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here, our co-host. I am. And let's get to the rumors. Jess with the mess. This is the rumor report on The Breakfast Club.

Honey, get a little bit here. That is the right intro. on The Breakfast Club. Woo! Hi, ladies. Get a little bit here. That is the right intro. That's the one you like. Yes, that's the one I like. Meek Mill encourages a young rapper to ditch violent rhymes after hearing him freestyle. So Meek Mill was parked in Philly, and some young elementary school kid, it was a group of kids or whatever, they approached him and asked to rhyme for him,

you know, asked to rap for him. And they looked to be about 10. And so he was surprised by the content of the kids raps but because they're so young it was violent it had a lot of curse words in it so mick encouraged the boys to change the nature of their music and this is what he said to them but give me something hit the flow you know on my be wanting to smoke now just ain't gonna bust out with that drink i get thumping and my heart get pumpin'. Chest can't not so n****s can't go back, bro. And all my n****s they be sloppin' up the scope.

I'm in the 50s so you know I'm in the 50s. Now I ain't worried about n****s in their position. Well, y'all talkin' all that crazy stuff, though. Y'all rap about y'all life, too, though. Like, you got a good one? I need that good stuff, though. You got a good one. I be hittin' for my heart, hittin' for my heart again.

I have it, that thing s***, you keep you keep it g and i got never saw watch tvs i've been rolling up and i said i ain't crying you got to turn your customers down so you get on on Spotify, YouTube. Meek not wrong, but you gotta practice what you preach though. Yeah, because he might be their favorite rapper. That's what I'm saying. Those kids are influenced by different artists and probably like you said, they get it from there and they think it's cool and that's what they wanna do. They idolize whoever their favorite rapper is. Meek just has to make sure he's always that example for those kids.

Cause once you have that conversation with those kids and they hear your next record, you talking the violence and cursing, they're going to be like, well, didn't you tell us not to? You just got to make sure you practice what you preach. And that's all. Because, you know, at the same time, it is always good to grow. Like, you know, he probably wouldn't have said this five, six years ago. You know what I mean? He probably thought that was cool or part of it.

But he's been through a lot. You and me cool now? Huh? You and me cool now? Probably not. I remember when you jumped on me going Instagram one time. Yeah, that's the problem. I love the people that I talk about.

They just don't like me after they get talked about. And they laugh at Just With The Mess until they in it. I got you. That's crazy. But I'm glad that he has changed

because he's been through a lot and I feel like I see Meek's growth, you know. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, definitely. So I really love that. Okay. Krishan Rock says she's turning her trauma and drama into money.

So Krishan Rock hopped on live and she was talking about her relationship with Blueface. And I don't really have much to report on, dude, because this is what she said. She can tell the story herself. He tried to like put it all on me for real and then like **** it on me. And you just this goofy ****. This goofy **** is making us some money this goofy is making us headlines this goofy got us a tv show that can also end up into a real movie because this is a documentary series this is not no reality tv show this is our life this is some relatable

i'm kind of making my trauma and drama money like make it stop like keep like stop quit it i've been getting so mad for her why i've been getting so mad for her because everything she's saying is true i'm glad that she's seeing it now like yeah all these people that's around you making money off you zeus money off you your boyfriend your sometimes boyfriend making money off you your boyfriend mother everybody that you didn't beat up is still making money off you. You get what I'm saying? Like, and she has more of a clear head now that she's pregnant. And I think that she's really seeing it for what it is.

Although she still loves him and she's not ready to walk away. She in certain contracts she can't get out of now because she's seeing clearer. They like to keep her high and drunked up, even though ain't no gun being, you know, put to her head. But still, it's a lot of heavy influence.

They want to keep her drunk. Every time she go do something, this nigga put a bottle in her hand. Yeah, she's profiting off her trauma and drama. But there's a lot of other people profiting off her trauma and drama too. And she knows that they are. Trust me. This pregnancy, everybody was talking down on it. But this baby going to do big things for her.

It's going to turn her into who I think she should be and she's going to be. And you know her, right? That's your old classmate or something, right? No. It's like the third time you said that. Right. Everybody in Baltimore didn't go to the same school. Everybody in Baltimore do not know each other.

I've never met this girl ever in my life. Oh, okay. I've never talked to her, never even seen her in person. I sent her a DM, and she sent one back, and that was it. I just reached out to her but i don't really try to you know reach out i would have been trying to reach out and try to you know do all that i can fix her mess but she too into it right now she she got that's something you gotta keep going through until you hit bottom with that but surely after her live surface blue

face did a lot of a live of his own as bad bad as I don't wanna hear his voice, like real bad. I wanna play it. The is so dumb. She said, the baby's not gonna stop me from going on the road and getting money and hustling and doing what I need to do. I said, who gonna watch the baby? Why you on the road hustling? She said, I'm gonna have an on the road nanny.

If you think you finna take my newborn baby from the day she born to the day she's born to the day she's at least three years old on a road anywhere on a plane on a tour bus for longer than 48 hours you're smoking. This is a baby and when I leave the house you're gonna be at home with the baby. I'm not telling them to get an abortion for me. I'm telling them to get an abortion for her. Everybody knows when women have babies they're destined to be the nurturing cared in charge of the baby right once you have this baby your world stops the baby comes first everything you want to do comes after that

yo it's so weird yo he really pisses me of all, yo, he's on live with his baby mother, like the one that he has his son with, talking about Krishan. Then he turns to the baby like, she talking about I'm going to watch the baby. Like, I'm going to watch the baby. When the last time I watched you, have I ever watched you for more than 24 hours?

And the dumb ass baby mother in the back like, no, you never did. So stupid. Yeah, that's nothing to brag about as a man. Nothing to brag about. And then what are you doing? Why can't you watch a baby? You always on stage performing with Krishan. You get stuff through at you all the time.

I don't know why my little sister got me watching this baddies crap. And it's like, yo, yo, he don't do nothing but stand there with a bottle, watch her perform. And then he walk his little clown ass back to wherever they go. And he get in the car, they drive off. That's it. Why? You don't do nothing.

You don't do music. You don't do anything. She's taking care of you for real. She's taking care of you. She's taking care of your baby and your other baby mother. And I just don't understand. She got enough money to get a nanny. I wouldn't even want this guy around my kid.

I wonder if they really like that in real life. Like, I wonder if behind the scenes, they're really cool and peaceful with each other. Absolutely not. But in front of the camera, they do that because that is the business. No. I mean, people caught them fighting

after leaving the restaurant. Things like that, just on a regular cell phone. So, I don't think so. I don't think it's an acting bone in Chris Sean's body with her trauma. I think everything is real. Well, I pray for healing for the both of them. And I pray that they end up having the emotional maturity that you and Rome have at some point as their co-parent. All right.

I'm going to be a baby father. That's it. All right. Now, see, you spreading rumors again. There you go. That's Jess with the the mess y'all people's choice mixes up next we got more with jess hilarious and more so don't move it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody it's dj envy charlamagne the guy we

are the breakfast club i want to salute to you guys again uh the way that you guys are supporting me for my memphis car show may 28th and my hou Car Show, Father's Day weekend, which is also Juneteenth weekend in Houston. I'm so excited. Of course, it's New York versus Houston. So if you haven't put your car in the show as of yet, make sure you do that. And you can just email me, djnvcarshow at gmail.com. You can click the link in my bio for tickets. And I appreciate you guys.

And don't cash app anybody. I am not accepting cash app. That is a scam. So if you're cash apping somebody to pay for tickets, that is not true. Now, also this weekend, Jess is going to be out in Albany. I will be in Buffalo, New York. See, I know it's somewhere upstate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Buffalo, New York at the Helium Comedy Club, Friday and Saturday. We got two shows on Friday and two shows on Saturday. Get your tickets at JessSolarisOfficial.com or www.helium.com um saturday is sold out guys that's how much y'all love me but friday early show is not so get the last minute tickets i can't wait to see you buffalo and um this is our good sister just hilarious it's her last day with us for now yep sadly i hate to see you leave. Yeah, but why do you have to announce it? They didn't know.

Everybody think I'm coming tomorrow. And you never know with Jess. Jess just pulls up. Yeah. Well, she can. Yeah. They already said I was coming tomorrow. Why are you going to tell them

I'm not now? My bad. Thank you. Jesus. I'll see y'all next week. All right. Who's coming tomorrow? It's all me.

Next week, actually. Nobody's coming tomorrow? tomorrow no we got somebody tomorrow no bow wow no ain't no damn bow wow uh gear peppers tomorrow gia peppers gia peppers oh i'm sorry god damn gia hate when i do that dude oh my god i'm sorry gia peppers we'll be here tomorrow okay all right well when we come back we got the positive notice the breakfast club good morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we got the positive note. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, Charlamagne, you got a positive note?

Yes, man. First of all, I want to salute everybody that's going to be joining myself and Bishop T.D. Jakes tonight at the City College of New York. You know, Bishop T.D. Jakes has a book out called Disruptive Thinking. So tonight we're having a disruptive conversation uh me and the good bishop d nice is providing the soundtrack uh it's a sold out event man so salute to everybody who bought tickets we'll see you tonight and the positive note is simply this let the version of yourself that you were teach you let the version of yourself that you are currently comfort you let the version of yourself that you are becoming inspire you you are the version that you need and needed to be in every phase of your journey breakfast club bitches