The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Would You Turn Your Mother Into The Police? Freaky Friday! Jess Hilarious Cohosts and More!

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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Starting point is 00:03:49 We got some Born Day music for bae. We got some Born Day music for bae, Chris. Uh-oh. It's that beige boy's birthday DJ Envy. Yes, Envy. This is my birthday. Well, tomorrow is actually. No, September 3rd.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Sunday is my birthday. Sunday. But being that we off on Monday and, you know, it's the weekend, we decided to celebrate a little bit early here on the Breakfast Club. I appreciate you guys. There's balloons up here. There's balloons that say Envy. Shout out to OVO Eli. He got me a little gift. There she go.
Starting point is 00:04:16 There she go. Jessica Robin. Hey, Jess. What's up? Oh, my gosh. She's 21. I'm 21 today. Yeah, times two. Times two plus seven. my gosh, you're 21. I'm 21 today. Yeah, times two.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Times two plus seven. All right, we're 42. Times two plus seven. Yo, you're 49? I'm not no damn 49. Stop it. I was going to say, you look so good. You got the fresh paint job on the face.
Starting point is 00:04:39 You noticed? You noticed? Yo, Jess, this morning I was like, yo, Charlamagne, give me a hug, right? Yeah. This is what this dude does. He comes to give me a hug. He walks in. I said, I want a hug, right? Yeah. This is what this dude does. He comes to give me a hug. He walks in. I said, I want a hug for my birthday.
Starting point is 00:04:46 His hands go down. So you know when you hug Bay and you grab Bay's ass? Yeah. This nigga tried to grab my ass this morning. You believe that? Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Come on. Thank you. He tried to get a little quick feel this morning on my birthday. Oh, my God. That never happens. He tried to blow out a candle on my birthday. That's why men don't want to celebrate other men. I celebrate this brother. It's born day this weekend, so we're going to celebrate early, and that's where you got to on my birthday. That's why men don't want to celebrate other men. I celebrate this brother.
Starting point is 00:05:05 It's his born day this weekend, so we're going to celebrate early, and that's where you got to go with it. That's where you went. I'm just telling the people what it is. Did you get him anything? Any gifts? Yes, all of this. Oh, the balloons.
Starting point is 00:05:14 That's right. We got some cake. We got cake. Oh, like he a kid, like he a son. That's right. There you go. Did he buy you some Hot Wheels? He got me some Hot Wheel cars.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Wow. All for the car show. I don't know, but I appreciate it. He got me some gum. I don't know if my breath a little tart. He got me some gum. It's Monday, Sunday. So this is what gay husbands gift each other.
Starting point is 00:05:37 That's what husbands do. Little cards, balloons. Okay, I like it. I'm learning. I love it. Oh, man. Where was I yesterday? I was out yesterday.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I was out shopping yesterday, and I ran into this older black woman. And she said, you and Charlamagne are crazy. I'm like, well, why? I was like, we didn't say anything gay yesterday. I was like, we weren't gossips. I said, just to see if we were clear. She was like, no, right before Jess came at 6.05. She was like, you told Charlamagne, hey.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And he said, I look back at it. And Charlamagne said, no. I was looking to see who was behind you. I was looking. See, they had nothing to do with this. And I was right here, too. I was already here. Because I got here at 602.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I was talking about, there was somebody behind you. I heard loud voices. I'm looking for danger. It had nothing to do with you. That's what I was looking for. Oh, that older black lady was upset about that. Yeah, she was like, Charlamagne, y'all be flirting in the morning. I'll be hearing y'all. Oh, that older black lady was upset about that. Yeah, yeah. She was like, Charlamagne, I'll be flirting in the morning. I'll be hearing y'all.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I'm never doing nothing for his birthday ever again. Right. Remind me. Never, ever. Oh, my God. Ever do nothing for his birthday ever again. All right. Well, let's get the show cracking.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Front page news when we come back. Teslin Figaro will be joining us. So don't move. Jess Hilarious is here. I am. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:43 It's DJ Envyv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club let's get in some front page news jess hilarious is here and tesla good morning tess good morning happy birthday dj mv thank you so much birthday to good morning beautiful jess hilarious peace tess all right well let's jump right into it. Let's talk Donald Trump. Well, this is actually his Negro co-defendant has had a little complaint about a what we call it a Negro wake up call. Now, former leader of Black Voices from Trump, Harrison Ford, is one of ex-President Donald Trump's 18 co-defendants charged in efforts to interfere with Georgia's 2020 presidential election. He had this to say about why he believes District Attorney Fannie Willis charged him with a crime with his other white co-defendants. Let's take a listen. Harrison, you made the comment at the beginning. Do you think you were singled out because you're
Starting point is 00:07:38 an African-American and particularly a MAGA? You're MAGA. You're a Trump supporter. You're a patriot. You're a veteran. Do you think you were singled out because of that? Part of it, you know, part of the black culture is always voting Democrat. I went against the code, if you will, at the highest order. And so the district attorney decided she wanted to send me what we call a Negro wake up call. And she dialed the wrong number because it didn't go through so we're going to make an announcement here soon at the courthouse steps and it's going to be pretty exciting so he finally got out because he was he was stuck in there everybody
Starting point is 00:08:16 else got out right away he finally got out yeah he was the only person to spend time behind bars as a result of the indictment and the reason why is because he did not have an attorney he did not negotiate his terms of his bond terms like everybody else so he remained in jail and i guess nobody you know wanted to help him out including trump but what's so interesting about this is you know he and uh trivanna uh cootie is the are the only two black people everybody else were you know the white co-defendants so i don't know what negro call he's talking about but it did go through actually the call went through um because he was booked but i just think it's interesting that here conservative are whining about race um is that what he's doing or what yeah i mean that was an
Starting point is 00:08:58 extreme plot twist for me because i didn't know black people could do it and word wake up call on other black people you know right? Right. I had no idea. But that's clearly what he's doing. Yeah, they said he raised $250,000, so people supported him. His bond was $100,000. He still can't afford a lawyer, right? He still doesn't have a lawyer or nothing. Public defendant?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Yeah, according to him. Now, there's also, I guess, he might be running for Congress as well. So a lot of these folks will be taking this and using we'll be taking this and using it uh as an opportunity to you know get in office i guess but i think the the call came to to everybody i think fannie willis has no problem giving wake-up calls to everybody across the board based on her record he accused a black woman of being racist that's what he did he accused a black woman f Fannie Mae Willis, of being racist. I love how you renamed her Fannie Mae. Fannie Mae on play.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah, because it's messing me up because I really be thinking that's her name. I'm like, yeah, what the Fannie Mae do today? Fannie Mae on play. What did Fannie Mae do today? What the Fannie Mae do today? All right. Well, that is front page news. Can I ask you guys a question?
Starting point is 00:10:01 No. What are those little bugs I've been seeing like crazy? Yo, the new ones, right? Yes. I don't know. I went down to one of the restaurants down the street and we sat outside, ate outside. Yo, they like fake, half cicada, half something else. When they open up their wings, they're black and red, but they look like moths when their
Starting point is 00:10:20 wings are closed and they just sit in there. I know. Is that what you're talking about? And they're big. Yeah. Somebody just told me the name because I saw them spray down like a hundred of them and like they were,
Starting point is 00:10:27 they just were dead in the street. Yeah. That's why I said they operate like cicadas, but they, they're not noisy though, but they all like flock together. How's a cicada?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Huh? What's a cicada? I said a cicada. Oh, what's a cicada? They sell that at Chipotle. You don't know what a cicada is? They sell it at Chipotle. It's a wrap.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's a wrap and a bowl. What's going on? What the hell is a cicada? Yo, you don't know what a cicada is? They tell them about Chipotle. It's a rat. It's a rat, man. What is going on today? What the hell is a cicada? Yo, you don't know what a cicada is? It's like one of them flying roaches that come out every 17 years. They're called lanternflies. What, cicadas? No, what you talking about, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:54 The lanternflies. You've never heard of a cicada? We call them flying cockroach. No, you don't. No, y'all don't. I've never said no cicada. You ever heard of cicada? Yes, I've heard of cicada.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Red, you heard of cicada? Red's from this area. He knows the damn cicada. Cicada's a little better than flying cockroaches.. You ever heard of cicada? Yes, I've heard of cicada. Red, you heard of cicada? Red's from this area. He knows the damn cicada. Cicada's a little better than flying cockroaches. Carlos, you heard of cicada? Yes, we've heard of cicada. They come out every 15 years. They come out every 15 years.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Oh. Yeah. All right. But yeah, those are the new bugs. And they don't bite you. They just land on you and look at you. So why'd I be telling us to kill them? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I don't really like to kill them, though. I don't really do no humps, no bugs. I don't do that. Lantern flies. No. Lantern flies, yeah. I don't know why they be saying kill them. But I don't think that they don't really like to kill them. I don't really do no humps, no bugs. I don't do that. Lantern flies. I don't know why they be saying kill them, but I don't think that they're real bugs. You think the government made them?
Starting point is 00:11:31 Yes, I did. Allegedly. They are invasive but deadly to plants. The plant-hopping bug pierces plants with their mouth and sucks out the sap of the steam. Happy birthday, Envy. They kinky.
Starting point is 00:11:47 He don't say they kinky. They kinky. They kinky. Freaky Friday. All right. Well, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Again, 800-585-1051. Call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Ray, Ray, Ray. club yo charlamagne jimmy what up are we live this is your time to get it off your chest i got an indoor pool an outdoor pool we want to hear from you on the breakfast club we can get on the phone right now he'll tell you what it is hello who's this? Hey, this is Lou. First things first. Happy birthday, FD. Yo, thank you, brother.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Appreciate you. Virgo season. Hey, I didn't want to get anything off my chest. I just wanted to know, Charlamagne, you going to answer back to Natalie Nunn? I'm going to answer back to Natalie Nunn. What did Natalie Nunn say? I don't know. Natalie Nunn's on Instagram Live, you know, talking some snack over there.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Oh, I don't know nothing about that. Last time she went over there, you're telling me it was just talking trash. Wasn't believing in her. I don't want her over there. She was here recently with her husband. No, that's Jocelyn. Natalie ain't been over here with no damn husband.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I'm like, Joc told me that last night about Jocelyn. No, we talk about Jocelyn. We don't talk about Natalie. What is she talking about? Jocelyn said you don't believe in her. I'm like, what are you talking about? Yeah, Jocelyn did say you was one of the ones that was hating on her. You never believed on her.
Starting point is 00:13:08 You always thought she was going to be at the bottom. Oh, you mean on Jocelyn and Natalie. That's crazy. Yo, Natalie. What are y'all talking about, man? I thought Natalie was just up here with her husband. Wasn't the dude from Zeus? Wasn't they just up here?
Starting point is 00:13:18 The dude from Zeus? Who? Lamel was the dude from Zeus. I thought they married. I don't know what y'all talking about. Big Natalie and little Lamel? Yes. No. You know what y'all talking about. Big Natalie and little Lamel? Yes. No.
Starting point is 00:13:26 You know what that looks like? No. You sure? They not married? You sure? No, Natalie's husband is, like, bigger than her, so that's good. Like, he's big. He's like a football player.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I thought they was. Well, he look like a football player, but yeah. God bless all those sisters, man. But Lamel not married to her? I don't know. I don't know nothing about what they talking about. God bless them, though. Wish them all the best.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Okay. Yeah. Hello, who's this? Yo what's up it's Dale Dale what up get it off your chest Yeah man I just want to get off my chest First of all happy birthday to you DJ Envy bro Thank you sir
Starting point is 00:13:53 Shout out to Jess Polarity Shout out to Charlamagne God Hey baby thank you Why every Yeah why every Friday bro You say we throw it back on a Friday What you mean throw back Friday No throw back Thursday No you said throw it back Not throw back You saying throw it back on a Friday. What you mean? Throwback Friday? No, it's Throwback Thursday.
Starting point is 00:14:06 No, you said throw it back, not throwback. You're saying throw it back. In the mixing Friday, I usually play old school. Nah, he talking about shaking his ass. We throwing it back on a Friday. Del, don't act like you. I'll be like, yo, yo. Yeah, okay. Del, where you from?
Starting point is 00:14:24 Nah, but for real though, man, happy birthday. Enjoy your day, bro. And can I shout out my brand, my clothing brand? Sure, go ahead. All right, man, it's 888. Follow us on Instagram. It's the word 8, the number 80 and the word 8. All right, brother.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Dang. Hello, who's this? Yo. What's up? What up? Who's this? What up? What up, Evie?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Hey, happy birthday, man. Happy birthday, sir. Thank you, sir. How you doing, everybody? What up, Jess? What up? Hey, how you doing, man? What's good? What's up? What up? Who's this? What up? What up, Evie? Hey, happy birthday, man. Happy birthday, sir. Thank you, sir. Happy Friday, everybody. What up, Jess? What up? Hey, how you doing, man? What's good?
Starting point is 00:14:49 What's good? I ain't know. I was just messing with my phone. Hey, I just want to say I appreciate y'all, man. I just want to express my gratitude for being mine in the West. I have a cup of coffee every morning, man. I struggle waking up. I always struggle waking up.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I got my first salary-based job, so it requires me to be there before 30, so waking up at 10 in the morning. I got my first salary-based job, so it requires me to be there before 30, so I struggle with that in the morning. I'll be waiting for another hour and a half for the box to come on,
Starting point is 00:15:14 and I just appreciate y'all, man. Oh, I respect that. That's what's up. Thank you, Mitch. We want to be your cup of coffee, your daily affirmation, your line of cocaine, your blunt.
Starting point is 00:15:24 I'm not swearing with you when I say cup of coffee, bro. Chill out. See? What's up, man? You always fucking with people. Yeah. That's all right. I want to be your mother, your father, your poppy, your delight.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Come on. See that? Hold on. Hey, yo, before y'all let me go, before y'all let me go, let me get this off. I know it's the first day of September. I know last month was Hip Hop's 50th birthday month. And I've been watching a lot of interviews and podcasts this off. I know it's the first day of September, but I know a lot of this one was hip-hop's 50th birthday month. And I've been watching a lot of interviews and podcasts this month
Starting point is 00:15:49 off the topic. And I don't know if it's a generational gap or whatever the case may be, but I'll put some more respect on Mac Miller's name, man. R.I.P. Mac Miller. That's our guy. Don't get bothered. No, no, no. I'm not saying Breakfast Club. I'm just saying, like, in general.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Okay. I feel what you said. Mac Miller on our wall. That's all I'm talking about. I know Max's Mac was like 19. That's right. That was my little man. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Get it off your chest. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Wake it up. This is your time to get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Hello, who's this? Hey, I'm Erin. Hey, Erin. Erin, what's up? Get it off your chest, mama. I'm frustrated because my mother went to jail and my friend bailed her out. I told her, I told him not to bail her out. Anyway, my mother skipped town.
Starting point is 00:16:53 She's nowhere to be found. And the bounty hunters keep calling me and texting me. She refuses to turn herself in and she won't tell me or my sister where she's at. What is she doing? If anybody has any information on where Sean's at, please turn her ass in and to the police. That's your mom. Your mom. What's your mom do?
Starting point is 00:17:14 I don't know. She won't tell me. It's some type of fraud or something. She stole some white lady's purse, but she said she didn't steal her purse. She said the purse just appeared in her backseat. She said that the police planted it in her car, and I'm like, that's not okay. Where do you think she could be?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Give us some locations where you think she could be. So she could be in Florida. She could be in Georgia. Or she could be in florida she could be in georgia or she could be in ohio does she do stuff like this usually hell yeah that's why i told her not to build her own oh okay i don't think you should be telling people yeah i don't know where she is i'm with you boo yeah you're my type of person okay we tell it no no because i, that's my mother at the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Boosie would hate her. We don't, we don't, we don't lie. We don't, we, I have a lot of reasons towards my mother.
Starting point is 00:18:15 She needs to go back to jail. I ain't talking about my mama. The law is the law. Okay, she would not be an accessory to her, anybody's crime including her mama.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I'm not going to help her. Well, she just wants her mama to be safe. I hope she just wants her mama to be safe and hopefully she's safer in jail than on the run for stealing a purse but i ain't gonna turn her in i want my mom to be held accountable okay didn't our mom hold us accountable when we was young now my mom never sent me to jail though yeah did you commit a crime i'm the i'm the daughter that Yeah I'm the daughter that What bail her out
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'm sorry I can't Yeah I did Not my mom So I'm sorry though But I hope We gonna be praying for I don't know their relationship
Starting point is 00:18:52 Their relationship might not be Like our mama's Still you ain't gonna Lock your mama up So if y'all know Y'all got any information Ain't no reward or nothing Yeah I said
Starting point is 00:19:02 Boosie Hey her What? Hello who's this? Good morning. It's your boy, Lovey from the floor. Lovey from the floor.
Starting point is 00:19:09 What's up, brother? Happy birthday, Envy. Thank you, Lovey. Envy, do you and your missus, do you guys still do special things for your birthday or is it just Charlamagne that does something for your birthday?
Starting point is 00:19:20 Man, shut up, man. I'm out of here. You know what? I'm never doing nothing special for him ever again. Lovey, you take your 12-inch penis and mind your business. It's me and my wife's thing. What?
Starting point is 00:19:27 All right, all right. I do have something to say. Your girl, Tess, called me out on her live yesterday. And she says I never get out on a breakfast club. I got out everybody else. So here's my official shot. Shooting my shot at Tess. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:42 And I want to let her know and I want the whole Breakfast Club family to watch my animated video Yale University did about my single father war. To show you that
Starting point is 00:19:54 I'm more than 13 and a half. And officially put my hat in the ring for the co-host of the morning club. So Taz, you want that 13 inch?
Starting point is 00:20:04 That 13 inch condom? I did not call him out saying he don't shoot his shot at me. I have a man. I want to make that very clear. Because I don't need him getting me in any trouble. I gave him a shout-out when he was on my live yesterday. But I did not say that I want him to shoot his shot. I just want to know how he went from his penis
Starting point is 00:20:22 to saying he want to be co-host on the breakfast club. I don't understand the correlation. I have no clue. Because he figured if he talked about his penis that y'all would invite him up here. Nah. We good. Yeah. Get it off your chest.
Starting point is 00:20:34 800-585-1051. When we come back, we got your rumor report. What we talking about, GS? Oh, my God. 50 Cent is under criminal investigation, y'all. Okay. Just with the mess that's coming up. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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Starting point is 00:25:30 Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Just Hilarious is here. And it's okay to nod your head to this gunner, okay?
Starting point is 00:25:49 You're not in the street, all right? You should care less about what Gunna did in the courtroom. Yeah, it's crazy. This record is doing well. It's probably going to be the number one record. It's really catchy. I like it. I like that.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I like that. It's so cool. It sold over a million copies as well. So, anyway. And he in the gym, y'all. Yeah, he in the gym. Oh, I saw that. I see a picture.
Starting point is 00:26:06 That's Ozempic. He is. That's Ozempic. That's that diabetes shot thing that everybody take. You a hater. Nah, yo. Come on, man. Yo, this is going from gonna to going to.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Yo, I love that. All right. Now you looking good. Well, let's get to Jess with the mess. News is real. News is real. Check the lines. Just for Robin Moore. Just don The Mess. Kanan is going crazy. 50 Cent is a suspect in criminal battery after throwing mike hitting spectator so he hit the stage at crypto.com arena wednesday night as part of his final lap tour
Starting point is 00:26:51 for the 2023 and during his performance he was handed several mics that didn't work this is why uh things like what is that sound check that is very important for big arenas like this i don't know if he did it or not but but somebody dropped the ball on this. They gave him a mic. It didn't work. Gave him another mic. It didn't work. Then he finally got upset and threw the mic, and it hit someone.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Now, it hit a woman. It striked her in the head. The woman was a Power 106 radio host, Brian Amon again. I don't know if I'm saying that right, but yeah. She had posted pictures of the laceration that she had. She went to the hospital or whatever, and she filed a police report. 50 said that he didn't
Starting point is 00:27:32 intentionally do that. You know what I'm saying? But some people are saying he looked right in her eyes. Right between the eyes before he... No, that's what they're saying. They say he looked right between the eyes before he threw it. And yeah. So what I find very interesting is how before he no that's what they saying they say he look right between eyes before he threw it and yeah so what I find
Starting point is 00:27:47 what I find very interesting is how the game jumped online and decided to say something he said the game's fat ass
Starting point is 00:27:54 dares to come to my city to hit women ain't like that you mean he said 50's fat ass yeah yeah he said 50's fat ass
Starting point is 00:28:01 the game has said this well here's the thing about 50 that I know. He's a cancer like me. When he's right, he know he right. When he wrong, he knows he's wrong. He gonna settle with that woman, I'm sure. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:28:11 I'm sure. Yeah. He gonna give her what she, you know what I'm saying? Absolutely. As, as, as, I mean, that's right. That's the only right, you know. But yeah, we, he, he didn't mean to do it. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:28:22 All right. Moving on. Y'all be real quiet on these 50 stories. What is there to say? What you mean, what's there to say? There's nothing to say about anything else. What is there to say? Nah, it don't matter.
Starting point is 00:28:32 He threw the microphone. He shouldn't have thrown the microphone, first and foremost. I would have just thrown the microphone into a crowd of people because you're liable to hit somebody. He probably tried to throw that at the sound guy that was messing up the sound. That's probably what he did. Yeah, that's why I said they did mess up the sound. And I don't know if you remember when we seen 50
Starting point is 00:28:45 throw out the first pitch in some of these games. Is the accuracy not too good? You know what I just thought about? What? Who did it better, 50 Cent or Cardi B? I would say 50 Cent because that, yeah. Yeah, 50. And then they never showed nobody that got hit.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Cardi, that might have hit somebody, but they threw something on her like they threw like ice that ice hit her but Cardi didn't hit the right girl allegedly
Starting point is 00:29:10 oh okay either way they threw something on her piece of ice hit her in the eye she didn't like that yep yep
Starting point is 00:29:15 yeah yeah Ari Lennox opened up on Twitter about her struggles with loving herself and enjoying life again this is this is
Starting point is 00:29:22 now I reported yesterday Tiana she didn't feel good about you know like on stage you know and enjoying life again this is this is I now I reported yesterday to Tiana she didn't feel good about you know like on stage you know thinking that people wouldn't stay and wait for her I don't like this this confidence with these ladies these R&B ladies I don't like it I don't like that they have confidence issues I don't like I don't like I don't like how they battling with their
Starting point is 00:29:43 confidence um Ariri linux posted to twitter she said i hate that i crave validation in every ounce of my life it is truly a miserable existence i hate that i wish i was cool i'm embarrassing i don't know when i'll ever start to love myself i don't know if it's possible i can't even enjoy all that i've created for myself it gotta be difficult what be difficult especially when you're doing those festivals see like like for yourself just when you do a show and it sells out they're coming to see you specifically yeah but when the festival is 50 other artists now you got to perform and it got to give you some type of doubt like damn are they here to see me or they're here to see this
Starting point is 00:30:18 next artist am i going to do well are they going to know my songs they're going to know my music so it has to hit a little differently you know this makes me sad for them though because these are beautiful girls with real real real gifts and talent like talent like ari lennox and her own lane like is nobody like her nobody's voice like hers um tiana another one creative soul like i don't know so i love y'all i love y'all i love y'all we love y'all and i'll tell you something else ari if it means anything to you, the year that you came to Breakfast Club, was that last year when she came to Breakfast Club? Yes. Well, last year, that was probably my favorite interview of the year.
Starting point is 00:30:51 You know what I mean? Because I think Ari is a beautiful woman physically, but more importantly, I thought she had an amazing spirit. You know? And like, y'all didn't see all of this behind the scenes, but when she came, you know, I had my, Auntie Kelly was here and we prayed together we got all in a circle and we prayed together
Starting point is 00:31:07 she even you know did her one two thing on Ari as far as the sage and everything else but I think Ari is a beautiful spirit
Starting point is 00:31:15 if it means anything yes remember Ari didn't want to come up here she was nervous to come up here as well yeah and it was
Starting point is 00:31:20 yeah it was but it was a great interview like you said right salute to Ari so definitely alright now Young Blue's wife explodes I don't like this word Oh, really? Yeah, but it was a great interview, like you said. So definitely. All right, now Young Blue's wife explodes.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I don't like this word. Amid? Is it amid or amid? Amid. Don't put it no more. It's amid. Amid charges. Amid charges.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I like the amid. All right. Young Blue's wife. Amid. That's what Matthew Jeff said. Stop, yo. Young Blue's wife is mid. No, man. She explodes amid cheating allegations all right all right all right she says she need the best divorce lawyer in georgia all right so the cheating
Starting point is 00:31:53 allegations came from a woman who claims to be young blues um you know little side piece or whatever so i'm gonna just tell it without reading it they was laying in the bed right young blue and his wife and so his wife posted And so his wife posted something. So when she posted something, you know, we like to go and look at comments. Somebody had sent her a message like, yo, you see this girl on TikTok going in about your husband. Is something going on? So she's like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:32:13 So she go and she check on TikTok. And there's some girl. Her name is Tenem on TikTok. That's Monet Beckwith. All the bitches do that. So her name is definitely Monet, right? So she confronts blue why they laying right there he looked at the phone he's like whoa he jump up wearing nothing
Starting point is 00:32:29 but his boxes go straight to the pool house well i don't know gas house pool house oh that's what i got but they said the gas house right so then he he runs out to text the girl he he started texting the girl and then the wife made a video too she so when he come back in the house she's like why you had to run outside what's going on so she he was like i was i was talking to said somebody like on his team name or whatever she was like why you had to run outside and do that he was talking to the girl and the girl she in that quick little exchange she got a hold of the girl and the girl got hella receipts y'all mf and receipts is what she said she said this b is not lying at all tamaria is his wife she stated that in the video she got so many
Starting point is 00:33:08 ever receipts she then said that she will not be chasing after her husband and will not allow him to return to their home well for two things crazy he had the girl on a jet all that two things number one black men don't cheat black men don't cheat number two what y'all don't know is that artificial intelligence has gotten incredibly why are we no and i can't believe that young blue fell victim to this deep fake you know why are we doing this i can't believe that his wife fell victim to this deep fake we have to be very careful out here because this is like a new form of hacking that's why are we doing this why this is crazy can we wrap this up because this is this that's bs this is crazy that people even falling for this. That is sad.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Because we know black men don't cheat. What? No, we're talking about Young Blue here. Some things you're just caught with. Some things you're just caught. The girl had receipts. It don't matter. You get these girls.
Starting point is 00:33:59 NDAs or not, they're going to tell. It's just what they're messing. Her news is real. Allegedly. I mean, no allegedly. Allegedly. Her name is Tenem. Y'all go to this girl's TikTok and see what she got going on. She posted all with the mess and her news is real. Allegedly. Ain't no allegedly. Allegedly. Her name is Tenem. Y'all go to this girl's TikTok and see what she got going on.
Starting point is 00:34:07 She posted all the receipts. Oh, my gosh. Amid all this artificial intelligence, we got to be very careful. We got to be very careful out here, y'all. All right. That is just with the mess. Thank you. I want to open up the phone lines.
Starting point is 00:34:21 800-585-1051. Earlier, a young lady named Erin called and said that her mom was in jail. And her friend bailed her mom out. She was out on bond. And now they can't find her mom. And she was trying to turn her mom in. So we're asking, 800-585-1051, would you turn your mom in? Lord have mercy.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Would you turn Mom Dukes in? Let's talk about it when we come back. And Tezlin will be joining us. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. The darkest evil in the Conjuring universe
Starting point is 00:34:52 returns in The Nun 2. The sequel to the worldwide phenomenon, The Nun, follows Sister Irene as she comes face-to-face with the demonic force, Valid, the demon nun. The Nun 2, now playing only in theaters, rated R. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Demon Nun. The Nun 2, now playing only in theaters, rated R. Morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here, our guest co-host. And let's get into some front page news. Morning, Tess. Good morning. Even though we just said good morning a little while ago, good morning again, DJ Envy and Jess Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Hey, Tess. And Charlamagne Tha Guy. Now, all the boxing fans out there, they're saying Errol Spence triggered the rematch clause to fight Terrence Crawford again. So, that is going to happen. Yeah. You know, salute to Errol Spence. Still one of my favorite fighters.
Starting point is 00:35:33 You know, I don't really want the rematch, but you never know what can happen in a ring. You're not going to make a bet this time? I didn't make a bet last time. I'm not going to make a prediction, you know. Okay, you're not going to make a bet this time i didn't make a bet last time i'm not gonna make a prediction you know but you never you never know what can happen but i don't you know i don't see how things will be much different than the first fight but you never know well let's let's jump right into let's talk about the georgia governor what happened with the georgia governor yeah yesterday georgia governor brian kemp rejected calls from several far-right start state lawmakers for a special legislative
Starting point is 00:36:03 session to potentially impeach attorney Fannie Mae Willis, as you like to call her, after former President Donald Trump and his 18 co-defendants were indicted on felony charges as a part of her sweeping investigation into the efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Let's take a listen. There have been calls by one individual in the General Assembly and echoed outside of these walls by the former President for a special session that would ignore current Georgia law and directly interfere
Starting point is 00:36:31 with the proceedings of a separate but equal branch of government. Up to this point, I have not seen any evidence that D.A. Willis's actions or lack thereof warrant action by the Proseing attorney oversight commission. But that will ultimately be a decision that the commission will make. Regardless, in my mind, a special session of the General Assembly to end run around this law is not feasible and may ultimately prove to be unconstitutional. We're dropping a clues bomb for Brian Kemp. He doesn't know what Brian Kemp doing was right.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Standing up against his party to say y'all fall back. There's nothing to see here. I respect that. I respect that a lot. Charlemagne, remember he actually did that in the 2020 election when everybody was wanting him to not certify the state in favor of Joe Biden. He said
Starting point is 00:37:20 Joe Biden won the election and he stood on that. And by the way, that's what helped him a lot during the election against Stacey Abrams. I know a lot of folks wanted Stacey Abrams to win, but he was able to win over those who questioned, you know, maybe if they wanted to vote for him. Again, a lot of those moderates and Democrats that maybe not necessarily want to vote for Stacey Abrams. That's what kept him in office. And I see this helping him again when it's time to be elected. He's not playing the political game as far as this is concerned.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Yeah, like you said, he's respecting the Constitution. You know what I'm saying? And that's what you want at the end of the day. You want elected officials who respect, you know, the Constitution. Like, that's one of the things I thought Chris Christie did great on the debate stage. He kept telling Donald Trump. He kept bringing up the fact that Donald Trump said we should suspend the Constitution. You don't want no leader in office that doesn't believe in the rule
Starting point is 00:38:06 of law. So, salute to Brian Kemp. Now, let's talk about laughing in the workplace. Yeah, I like to do light stories. Friday's a great day to do one. A recent study found two-thirds of workers struggle with mental health issues of which 91%
Starting point is 00:38:21 they have lower productivity as a result. So, there is a study that talks about laughing at work. And since you guys have such a good time at work, I thought this was a good study for folks to kind of, you know, look and see how that can affect your mental health. It says that when you laugh at work, 3.75 times more likely to solve problems than those that are not laughing at work. And here's some tips on how to laugh at work.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Now, none of these tips apply to the Breakfast Club, obviously. But the Breakfast Club helps you laugh on the way to work. But don't do what the Breakfast Club do at work because you'll probably lose your job. Because the number one thing they tell you to do is keep it clean. Make sure that your jokes are clean and not anything that would get you in trouble. The second thing is don't be afraid to fail Make sure that you try out the joke first instead of you know saying it like like you guys do just kind of put it out There's me I'm shooting you shoot Obviously you don't and then it says here just that some things are just not funny
Starting point is 00:39:22 It actually gave a reference to you know, not using the n-word or certain comments that, you know, people just won't find funny. I thought that was hilarious when Donnell came up here earlier this week and was trying to really be vulnerable. And Charlamagne laughed at that, obviously. By the way, yo, he's getting tired of that. Donnell is getting so tired of Leonard, for real. Oh, my God. By the way, that's the one I disagree with, for real. Oh, my God. By the way, that's the one I disagree with the most. He said, don't laugh at me.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Charlamagne immediately started laughing. I disagree with people saying that some things are not funny. Everything is funny if it's funny. If somebody makes something funny, it's funny. I don't care what it is. You never know what you're going to laugh at until you hear what the person is talking about. Right. And you might laugh at some inappropriate or even some real sad stuff.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Yeah, that's right. I don't believe that. Poor Donnell. And then the last thing was sometimes humor is not the right approach, Charlamagne. It says that everything is not always funny. I don't believe that either. Laughter is a form of healing.
Starting point is 00:40:17 That's why I would do that stuff. That's what I do. I make people laugh. You really enjoy doing that, though, don't you? Just like on a serious note. Absolutely, yes. About why laughter just makes people kind of get through pain and stuff like that yes it takes so much to be mad it's easier to actually be happy people like being that's right and I like
Starting point is 00:40:34 inappropriate jokes I like when somebody can find the funny and something that's not supposed to be funny so I totally disagree with every single list that they just gave us. Where that from, Tess? Where that from? The state of the workplace. You can, one medical put that out. A study, I did a whole report on it. And I've been like that my whole life. My mama, my wife, any people working with me 13 years, he'll tell you. He's like, everything ain't funny.
Starting point is 00:40:59 That ain't funny. Yes, it was. Everything is funny. That is crazy. We see in interviews stuff that's not funny should be funny should not be and it actually it was actually serving 800 no i know you ain't talking just find everything funny no i don't say that not not young struggle face stuff just to act fake concern and just be like oh my god oh my god she fake concern she don't care no she don't care at all
Starting point is 00:41:25 this really was a study though survey with 800 uh hr folks uh across the country so they disagree but i will say this for those who are listening i appreciate you guys helping people laugh on the way to work because you just never know what workplace they're going into maybe everybody's not laughing there so you guys keep people laughing i appreciate it i definitely laugh for sure it's why i love it here thank you tiz oh that was nice wasn't that nice of me that was so nice of you make sure you subscribe to tesla figaro's podcast it's great shot no chase a podcast on the black effect iheart radio podcast network follow taz on all social media platforms at tesla figaro enjoy your labor day weekend test absolutely peace y'all love y'all all right when we come back let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 now erin called earlier this morning uh erin's mom
Starting point is 00:42:13 was locked up and her friend bailed her mom out she told her friend not to bail her mom out because that's what her mom do so we're asking 800-585-1051. Would you turn your mom in if your mom was on the run? Let's hear the audio right fast. My mother went to jail, and my friend bailed her out. I told him not to bail her out. My mother skipped town. She's nowhere to be found. And the bounty hunters keep calling me and texting me.
Starting point is 00:42:46 She refuses to turn herself in, and she won't tell me or my sister where she's at. If anybody has any information on where Sean is, please turn her ass in and to the police. Alright, well that is the question. Would you turn your mom in? 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:43:02 It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Jess Alaris is here. Hey. And if you're just joining us, we were talking about this lady named Erin who called earlier. She was talking about her mom is out on bond. The police were looking for her, and she's trying to turn her mom in. Let's listen. My mother went to jail, and my friend bailed her out. I told her not to bail her out.
Starting point is 00:43:46 My mother skipped town. She's nowhere to be found. And the bounty hunters keep calling me and texting me. She refuses to turn herself in and she won't tell me or my sister where she's at. What is she doing? If anybody has any information on where Sean is, please turn her ass in and put a police. So we're asking 800-585-1051. Would you turn your mom in?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Mine is easy. Hell no. I'm not turning mama in. It's not going to happen. Now, if she did some wild stuff, I can't help her because I can go to jail too. But I ain't turning mama in. Yeah. Me either.
Starting point is 00:44:22 I can't help her either. I'm with you all the way All the way I can't Now Only way I would turn her in Is if If it's me or her
Starting point is 00:44:29 Cause she already You know she lived a lot already So I was like Alright Go ahead ma I still got a lot to do She should wanna go in for you Yeah there we go
Starting point is 00:44:37 Yes Now Charlamagne What about you It's two ways to answer the question Oh my god Take the call boy It's two ways Personally and objectively personally i wouldn't
Starting point is 00:44:47 turn my mama in because i know my mama and i know that whatever she they said she did she didn't do right so i wouldn't turn her in but objectively nobody is above the law oh my god what did this mama do that the police are looking for her i can't just be so quick to say i wouldn't turn her in she said the police planted a, a white woman's purse in her, in the backseat of her car. And I believe they be doing that. I don't believe that. I definitely don't believe that. I ain't turning my mom in. And she said her mama got a history of doing stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:45:14 And we don't know her mama's history. What if her mama a crackhead and been out here wilding? You know what I mean? She didn't. She need help, not jail. She need rehab, not jail. But either way, she need to be turned in so she can get help. If my mom isn't a crackhead, they definitely planted a person in. Jesus Christ. That's what happened. Pamela. Yes, not jail. But either way, she need to be turned in so she can get out. If my mom isn't cracking, they definitely planted a person in. Jesus Christ. That's what happened.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Pamela. Yes, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How you feel? I feel wonderful. Bless Holly Faye. There you go.
Starting point is 00:45:34 That's right. Bless Black and Holly Faye. All right. You turning your mom in? Of course. What? You did the crime. You got to do the time.
Starting point is 00:45:42 There you go. Mama, daddy, brother. Mama got to have some jail time, too, if she did something. Oh, my God. If you did a crime, mama, I love you, baby, but you got to go. Got to go. Jesus Christ. That's all it is to it.
Starting point is 00:45:57 And she sound like she's very aged. Yes, she don't care. Jesus. Hello, who's this? This is Ebony. Ebony, don't care. Jesus. Hello, who's this? This is Ebony. Ebony, good morning. Good morning. Now we're asking if your mama is out on bond. You turn her in? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:46:12 No, no, no. Under any circumstances. My mama gave me life. Nope. My mama gave me life and she sacrificed for me my whole life. I would let her be. Yup, you would let her be. You wouldn't tell on her? Nope. Right. Now if they came for you, right, and they was like, all right, well, we just got to take you. What you going to do?
Starting point is 00:46:28 Okay, I'm just going to have to turn that time. I know that's right. That's right. Go ahead, Jesus. I love that. Go ahead, Jesus. Ready to die for your father. Tariq would never.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Nicole. Yes. You turning in your mama? Yes. It all depends. Oh, boy. I'm sorry. Good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Good morning. Good morning. But the cops came to my house. My mom was in the house. They didn't have to warn me. I kept telling them, no, my mom's not here. The cop kept saying, if your mom's in there, you're going to get a... I stuck to my gun and said, no, my mom's not here.
Starting point is 00:47:03 My mom kept hearing the guy say, I'm going to arrest you too. So she just came out and said, look, I'm here. They put me in custody, took me down to the station also. Damn. They arrested you and your mom. They put you and your mom in a cell together? Because he was hoarding. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:47:19 I mean, I was 14 years old at the time. Oh, they always do that to young black kids. Young black boys. They act like they look at young black boys. And even though they might be 14 years old, they time. Oh, they always do that to young black kids. Young black boys. They act like they look at young black boys, and even though they might be 14 years old, they look at them as full grown men. It happens all the time. And it's harboring a fugitive.
Starting point is 00:47:32 A harboring. I said, harboring. I was like, is they harboring a fugitive? They're harboring a fugitive. They're harboring a fugitive. So you go to jail for that. Oh, man. If she came out, I'm like, my wife's the ass in the canvas.
Starting point is 00:47:43 She's the ass inside, mama. Yes. Oh, man. But she was trying to make sure he didn't go to jail See, that's why I could never send my mother 800-585-1051 Erin called earlier and talked about Her mom was locked up They bailed her out and her mom was a fugitive
Starting point is 00:47:58 And she was trying to turn her mom in Would you do that to your mom? Would you turn your mom in is the question 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, Erin called earlier during Get It Off Your Chest. She wanted to put information out on her mama. Now, her mama got locked up. They bailed her out, and her mama was on the run. And she was saying, hey, if you see her mama, turn her in.
Starting point is 00:48:36 So we're asking 800-585-1051. Would you turn your mama in? Now, let me ask you a question, Jess. Let's say your mom was a serial killer will you turn around oh my god yes exactly that's why i told you it depends on the definitely definitely a serial killer yeah i mean like she kill me and my friends i don't know oh my god it's like i can't imagine robin moore doing anything like that but if she was yeah i'm at definitely she's a serial killer for sure.
Starting point is 00:49:05 And that's what we're not taking into play when it comes to Erin. Erin know her mama better than we do. We out here talking about, man, that's wrong for you to turn your mom in. She know what her mama be out here doing. Her mama might be a serial killer. Might be killing all the Fruit Loops,
Starting point is 00:49:18 all the Fruit Loops, all the Apple Jacks, all the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You have no idea. So she might need to be in jail. Hello, who's this? Not actually. I'm a ride for my mama.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I'm a fly with my mama. Never, never will I ever stay till my mama. Peace and blessings, guys. How y'all feeling? That's why you ain't never making it to the rapper show. Ripping on any beat. Good morning. Hey, good morning, Jess.
Starting point is 00:49:41 What's up? You doing beautiful? I'm good, babe. Hey, that's good man Hey Charlamagne You know I ain't trying To be a rapper out here man And Envy
Starting point is 00:49:48 It's called a freestyle I'm not supposed to be On the beat And happy birthday to you Envy Thank you sir Hey listen I would never ever Ever snitch on the lady
Starting point is 00:49:57 That gave birth to me Are you crazy Right Right You know that That lady sound like A white lady Charlamagne Cause black people
Starting point is 00:50:04 Not gonna sn stitch on their mama Nah What if you found out She did a crime with Trav Wow What if her and Trav What if her and Trav Robbed a bank together
Starting point is 00:50:11 Wow What if her and Trav Robbed a bank And they ain't give you nothing They ain't kick you None of the money back Yeah I'd stitch on Trav
Starting point is 00:50:20 But I would never Stitch on my mama You know what I mean That's mom's business bro She gave birth to you. She gave life to you. You don't do nothing like that. Yeah. Mama probably running from the ops, Jess.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. Hello, who's this? It's Denea. Hey, Denea. Hey, y'all. You telling on your mama? I am not telling on my mama. I'm not telling on my mama. My mama is'all lying. I'm not telling on my mama.
Starting point is 00:50:45 My mama is innocent. I don't care what she do. She innocent. She ain't do it. What if she sleep with your husband? Oh, no. Mama got to do it. She ain't do that.
Starting point is 00:50:54 She didn't do that. That's right, because black men don't cheat. They don't. They never would do nothing like that. That's right. My mama is innocent. She ain't do nothing like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:02 All right. Nah. Get out of there. Shayla. Oh, Dineen. Yeah, all right. Nah, get out of there. Shayla. Oh, my God. Good morning, y'all. Good morning. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:51:12 So, look, I would definitely talk to Mama in because one thing about my mama, she prays to write some poems, and it's straight. She'll stand behind us like a thousand percent but if we wrong she's gonna make a sense of it so i'll turn her ass in damn she must have got a lot of beatings as a kid i did i'm not gonna lie i did but i thank god for her yeah your mama taught you right yeah i'm wrong and your mama would do the same for you if you got caught in the situation. She'd turn you in, right? Oh yeah, definitely. She would turn my ass in for real.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Alright, thank you, mama. Thank y'all. What's the moral of the story, guys? I think the moral of the story is just based on your own personal preference. Like I said, there's two ways to answer this question. Personally and objectively. Personally, I wouldn't turn my mama in because I know who she is. Objectively, I don't know what y'all mamas be doing.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah. I ain't turning in mama. Yeah, don't. Yeah, I can't. I'm sorry. Don't. Yo, you ever seen Holiday Heart? With Ving Rhames?
Starting point is 00:52:14 Yeah, man. Yeah. Remember Wanda? You can't turn her in. That was in mama? No, not Ving Rhames' mama. In the movie, Ving Rhames. What are y'all talking about?
Starting point is 00:52:24 I remember Holiday Heart. I remember he was dressed up like a woman. Yeah, Ving Rhames' mama. In the movie, Ving Rhames was talking about it. I remember he was dressed up like a woman. Yeah, Ving Rhames was Holiday, right? Yeah. But he had a homegirl named Wanda. He was raising Wanda's daughter. Remember, Wanda was the crackhead. I got the bike, Holiday.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I got the bike. Yeah. Would you turn? Like, she was a crackhead, and she kept, you know. I wouldn't turn her in, but she needed to be in somebody's facility, though. Yeah. Not jail, but somebody's facility. I still couldn't turn my mama in, though. I don't know. You definitely need to be in somebody's facility, though. Yeah. Not jail, but somebody's facility. I still couldn't turn my mother in, though.
Starting point is 00:52:47 I don't know. You definitely need to be in somebody's facility. That's a good movie to watch. You look like you don't know what it's giving you. No, I don't know what it's giving me. Go watch it. I'll go watch it. If you don't like Blackpool.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Ving Rhames, he plays a woman in that movie. My favorite movie is Coming to America. What are you talking about? Over real? Yes. The new one or the old one? The first one. No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:53:02 The first one. The first one. He said the second one way better than the first one. I did not. That's how you know he's my favorite movie of all time. Nah, nah, nah. I watch it every time it's on BET or if it's on a plane. I watch that movie like it's brand new.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Yeah, okay. Watch Holiday Art. He said he wanted to watch Eddie Murphy. That's what he said. Yeah, I didn't say that. He said he wanted to be one of the flower girls in that movie. That's what he's going to be for Halloween. No. One of the babies. I hate this guy.'s what he's going to be for Halloween. Yo.
Starting point is 00:53:26 One of the babies. We got Jess with the mess coming up. What are we talking about? Oh, my God. Listen, it's so crazy. She ain't got nothing, y'all. She ain't got nothing. No, it's so, it's like really that crazy, for real.
Starting point is 00:53:37 For real. When we be back. When we come back. She don't know what she doing. Nope. With Jess with the mess. Jess with the mess is coming up, so don't move. It's the breakfast.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what? Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now, I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We'll see you next time. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board. Just don't call me unless it's urgent.
Starting point is 00:54:28 And tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.
Starting point is 00:55:04 It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hola, mi gente. It's Honey German, and I'm bringing you Gracias, Come Again, the podcast where we dive deep into the world of Latin culture, musica, peliculas, and entertainment with some of the biggest names in the game. If you love hearing real conversations with your favorite Latin celebrities, artists, and culture shifters, this is the podcast for you. We're talking real conversations with our Latin stars, from actors and artists to musicians and creators,
Starting point is 00:56:08 sharing their stories, struggles, and successes. You know it's going to be filled with chisme laughs and all the vibes that you love. Each week, we'll explore everything from music and pop culture to deeper topics like identity, community, and breaking down barriers in all sorts of industries. Don't miss out on the fun, el té caliente, and life stories. Join me for Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German,
Starting point is 00:56:30 where we get into todo lo actual y viral. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We're going to discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. Exactly. Whether you're Black, Asian, White, Latinx, Indigenous, LGBTQIA+, you name it. If you stand with us, then we stand with you. Let's discuss the stories and conduct the interviews that will help us create a more empathetic, accountable, and equitable America. You are all our brothers and sisters, and we're inviting you to join us for Civic Cipher each and every Saturday with myself, Ramses Jha, Q Ward, and some of the greatest minds in America. Listen to Civic Cipher every Saturday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:57:40 or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel Delia. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unhurts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks.
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Starting point is 00:58:23 your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Our good sister, Jess Hilarious. Jess, you in Richmond this weekend, right? I am at the Funny Bones today.
Starting point is 00:58:44 As soon as I leave here, I have to go get on the flight. How many shows you got you got this weekend I got four I got two tonight and then two tomorrow okay yeah 7 30 and 10 o'clock tonight 7 and 9 45 tomorrow I will be there no meet and greet y'all no meet and greet but I will be there oh they must be sold out since you ain't telling nobody to buy a ticket oh no no yeah yeah they they almost they selling they're selling and then I got a lot of walk ups in every city so like it should be like 50 tickets left
Starting point is 00:59:07 for tonight Saturday is completely sold out but Friday go ahead Jess Hilarious yeah drop on the Clues Bones it's gonna sell out it always do
Starting point is 00:59:14 shout out to everybody in Richmond too yes yes I got family there I got family yeah my mom's side is from Richmond so yeah it's like home
Starting point is 00:59:21 but my cousins they pay for tickets too they don't know none of that yeah I was out in Richmond last week shout out to VSU I was out there talking to the students so yeah it's like home but my cousins they pay for tickets too they don't know none of that yeah yeah I was out in Richmond last week shout out to uh VSU I was out there talking to the students so yeah shout out to VSU I love Richmond I love Virginia Virginia's like my second home you know I went to Hampton so I love love oh yeah yeah yeah absolutely I love VA all
Starting point is 00:59:36 right now we got uh just with the mess coming up what we talking about oh my god little Uzi he was misidentified man as well we gonna get into it What is he identifying as? Nah No No No Nah Oh my god
Starting point is 00:59:49 Look at this Nah This is Breakfast Club Good morning We'll be right back Morning everybody It's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha Guy
Starting point is 00:59:58 Jess Hilarious We are the Breakfast Club Now let's get to Jess with the Mess Club. Now let's get to Just With The Mess. The news is real. What is just hilarious? Just for Robin Moore. Just don't do no lying. Just die. Made it. This is the rumor report. I don't do that. It's fine. It's Just With The Mess.
Starting point is 01:00:13 On The Breakfast Club. I know they know the difference. I like that. I know they know the difference. Lil Uzi Vert misidentified by cops as Dog Napper because the actual suspect had the rapper as his social media profile picture lord have mercy oh my goodness yes that is so
Starting point is 01:00:31 that's so that's kind of funny to me louis vert was misidentified by local police as the suspect in a dog napping case somewhere in pennsylvania yo the police then included a photo of the rapper in a facebook post about dog dog napping right warning people to be on lookout for little uzi verge see things like that we don't even have no control over i know you can say to yourself man we need more culturally competent police but then no or then we could say yo people on social media shouldn't be allowed to use other people's pictures for their profile picture but you can't control any of that because people got people got fan pages people it's all types of stuff like that you know what i mean and then trolls i mean trolls should not be allowed anywhere but there's no way
Starting point is 01:01:11 that we can get a hold on that imagine if uzi was going to the store by himself to pick something up and the police seen that that whatever that that photo up and they tackled him and arrested him that would be crazy but but facebook users went into the comment section pointing out that the picture was Lil Uzi Vert he was a rapper about a half hour later after a mistaken post
Starting point is 01:01:30 went up it was removed and replaced with the one that featured a picture of the actual suspect so yeah so it got you know
Starting point is 01:01:36 sorted out and everything but it was the fact that it was like be on the lookout for this man Lil Uzi Vert come on man that's dangerous, yo.
Starting point is 01:01:45 And if they would have, yo, if the cops would have saw that I just want to rock music video, they would have definitely thought he stole the dogs. What? Please. But yeah, so good thing is it's all sorted out now. But I think that was a little bit funny. I ain't going to lie. I could see more of that happening in the future.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Yeah. But why are police going to your, I guess that makes sense. Yo, I mean, you can solve a lot of crime on social media. It's a gift and a curse mean that day you can solve a lot of crime on social media it's a gift and a curse you can solve a lot of crime on there all right plies is pissed at his cable tv provider spectrum because he can't watch the college football game he said i ain't paying you no more cut it off we got audio what he say you had me waiting on mother summer to be able to watch this mother game night in the minute i cut this on you come telling me about it. You can't provide me no service.
Starting point is 01:02:28 You and your business partners. Fuck your business partners. And that's all you motherfuckers know. I ain't paying you no money. Cut it out. Jesus, Ploss. Yeah, why you got a spectrum? He was upset about the gas company a long time ago, too.
Starting point is 01:02:41 I got it. What's wrong with spectrum? I got optimum. But it depends on if they have optimum in your area. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I got it. You must be on Spectrum. I got Optimum. But it depends on if they have Optimum in your area. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I got Optimum too though.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Really? What is that like? Like what? Section 8 cable? Like what is that? That is not Section 8 cable. Spectrum is a reputable cable company.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yes, it is. I think. Is it? No, no, no. Optimum. I'm talking about what y'all talking about. No, Optimum good.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Optimum's pretty good. It's not like y'all can get that through WIC or something. Shut up. All right. Well, either way, Xum's pretty good. It's not like y'all can get that through WIC or something. Shut up. Well, either way, Xfinity would never. That's what I'm saying. Xfinity would never.
Starting point is 01:03:11 I had Spectrum for a little bit. You shot that Xfinity like they giving you discounts on your cable bill. They ain't doing that. No, they not, but I don't pay my cable bill, so I'm good.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Who pays the cable bill? Somebody else do, whatever. I know I ain't stealing cable. I don't do that no more. Who pays the cable bill? Please, mind your your business i don't pay my you put it out all right but don't ask further that's it just know i don't pay it that's it and no it's getting paid already much yeah don't play with me but yeah i had spectrum a little bit a little something back in the day and i just didn't like it i didn't like it so i don't know why people still getting that. I don't know. I'm sorry about
Starting point is 01:03:46 that. But yeah, Cardi B subpoenas Tasha K's banking companies over $4 million judgment. So according to the Radar Online or whatever, Cardi B sent subpoenas to all five of Tasha K's banking institutions
Starting point is 01:04:02 demanding the company turn over information about her finances. This is what happened. Tasha Kay, she filed bankruptcy and then she offered a payment plan, which is something that you don't supposed to do because now that put Cardi on her ass like even more. So now she's trying to find all the hidden accounts that Tasha Kay keeps speaking about instead of just like being quiet. Like instead of just being quiet because she still could have kept quiet and it could have i'm not gonna say go all the way but cardi cardi is probably in your business now like on on your ass even more because you're you're making it seem like you have money
Starting point is 01:04:35 other places and you probably do but now you probably won't anymore yeah if you file bankruptcy they think you don't have it but then when you say hey i can do this payment yeah i can offer you just a month or whatever and it's like all right so his money's somewhere i love the way cardi b's handling this i love the way 50 cent handle his affairs sometimes you just got to let the lawyers do the talking and you get what's what's earned to you what's what's well i should say what's deserved i hate the way you handle your beard that paint job look crazy i know it's your birthday this weekend but that look insane no i've seen it look crazier than that it looks really good on this yeah this is natural this is most natural i've seen it look crazier than that it looks really good on this natural and most natural I've seen it but you on at one
Starting point is 01:05:06 side I'm on the other side this side over here he missed the spot guys yeah I feel like I'm not here yeah I feel like I'm not here like I know it is just like sitting over here trying to hide it with the mess but then it's just like like buddy you keep looking at his mouth right here it's look crazy the pay job look crazy i am telling you right now that mother is not real that's right the beard is always beard not real y'all y'all is playing i'm clearly looking at follicles like this is great oh my goodness this is great man i'm just picking on me it's my birthday weekend go ahead oh my god this is god. This is a good story. Quavo clarifies the Xanax tweet
Starting point is 01:05:48 that left fans concerned. He said he's okay. He's clarified the tweet where he said like he was taking Xanax after it left some fans concerned for his health. I mean I guess him still grieving take off and you know it's a lot. It's a lot.
Starting point is 01:06:03 So yeah he said he's okay though. He did say that he's okay. But definitely keep him in your prayers. Man a lot. It's a lot. So, yeah, he said he's okay, though. He did say that he's okay. But definitely keep him in your prayers. Man, a lot of these rappers be just, you know. Man, people going through it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:12 People dealing with all types of trauma, all types of pain, grief. And don't think just because they rappers and they got money that they're always happy. Like, they be some
Starting point is 01:06:18 of the loneliest people really, really, like, going through it. I think that's probably what makes them more miserable because when you have all these means and you have all these resources but you still can't get that
Starting point is 01:06:27 thing that you want which is peace yeah oh my god yo look my son is 11 and the other day when actually not the other day like a couple months ago that's what he told me he want more of my son is 11 years old yeah i was like what he was i say uh he was like i just i just be wanting more peace that means you bothering him and i'm like yo i swear i don't know he was like I just want more peace and I was like for real what you know about peace he was just like I just I don't get peace in Baltimore I like where we live now you know I have an estate in DC he loved being home but he got to go to school you know in Baltimore I'm not really home enough to have him in DC schools in DC Xfinity cable estate she don't pay her cable bill yo you're winning out here just you already know
Starting point is 01:07:06 Might be time for him to move. That's all you need a little change change the scenery. No no he is Well, he already moved out. He's gonna change schools soon But you know once everything gets under wraps that we move schools But yeah, I like the fact that he got the language. He's 11 years old and he had that language Yeah, he can come to his mom And say I want more peace That's right I didn't have that language When I was 11 Salute to
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah Your son Thank you Well that is just with the mess Now Charlamagne Who you giving that down Man for after the hour We need to talk about fat people
Starting point is 01:07:35 But I want to find Other ways to talk about fat people Because fat people The term fat Isn't politically correct But this This This
Starting point is 01:07:43 Orca Obese What over... Orca. Obese. What is that? Orca's big, huge. That sound like the whale. Obese. Plus size. That's disrespectful.
Starting point is 01:07:52 All right. Plus size. This plus size person caused some shootings last night and we'll discuss before after the hour. All right, we'll get to that next. It's The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. The darkest evil in the Conjuring universe returns in The Nun 2. The sequel to the worldwide phenomenon, The Nun, follows Sister Irene as she comes face-to-face with the demonic force Valak, the Demon Nun. The Nun 2, now playing only in theaters, rated R. It's time to hee-haw again. It's time for Donkey of the Day. Baby. Damn, the hee-haw again. It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Starting point is 01:08:28 I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. It's called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon. Who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the Day for Friday,ember 1st goes to a human
Starting point is 01:08:45 who is responsible for two women being struck by gunfire during a chicago white socks game in chicago okay salute to chicago drop on the clues bombs for chicago but chicago already got such a bad reputation for gun violence and when things like this happen you have to ask yourself is there anywhere safe to go in chicago see two women were struck by gunfire. One was 42. The other was 26. They both are expected to recover from the shooting. The 42-year-old sustained a gunshot wound to the leg, and the 26-year-old had a grazed wound to her abdomen.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Now, I know you're sitting here wondering, how did someone get a gun into a stadium? We've all been to Major League Sporting events. Getting a weapon in there is like trying to sneak a weapon through airport security. It ain't happening. Okay, I know my father got a taser in the met life back in the day but times were different then okay not to mention we talking about a pistol in chicago okay a metal detector go off in chicago then everybody got to be alert because it's probably a weapon in the building well this weapon got snuck in allegedly by someone who didn't give a
Starting point is 01:09:42 damn about first lady michelle obama's initiative to bring back physical activity in schools. Because the New York Post said a gun fired at a White Sox game was snuck in via this woman's belly fat. Wow. What? I don't know if it's true, but damn it is funny. OK, according to a report by Chicago based ESPN, two sources close to the investigation said the gun was brought into the stadium hidden in the rolls of a woman's belly fat. Yes, they said this woman was the size of former governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. And, you know, I don't want to call this person fat because somebody told me fat isn't politically correct. You should say something fun like blubber. Word to Judy Blume.
Starting point is 01:10:22 That book is great. Oh, wow. It's horrible. You know, that's not good. Blubber is horrible. They say Winnie, like Winnie the pooh winnie the pooh okay they say jelly bean is also a great alternative to the word fat i don't know man nah man just say big you think big but big don't necessarily mean fat either yeah i think fat is the coolest that is the only way yeah fat is just the only way yeah because when i turn to the book of Wokeness, chapter 32, verse 7, and look for fun names for fat, I don't like any of them.
Starting point is 01:10:50 I don't like double wide. I don't like cruise control. That's for a fat person who doesn't move fast. I don't like Big Chief Almighty. I definitely don't like Lizzo's former backup dancers. That's just terrible. Oh, my God. I don't like them.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Ooh, this Fatty Patty might be good. Fatty Patty. No. That's still fat. That's still using the word fat I don't like I don't Ooh this Fatty patty might be good Fatty patty No That's still fat That's still using the word fat Yeah Fatty is crazy Like come on What you put the T on there
Starting point is 01:11:12 But fatty patty is cute Like you know Fatty patty Hey fatty patty Before baby is cute Before grown woman I don't know No
Starting point is 01:11:18 I like Just fat Just fat Yeah Okay Well that's what we gonna say This person snuck a gun I can say this person snuck a gun
Starting point is 01:11:24 In between her fatty patties There you go Yes yes I like that i can say this person snuck a gun in between our fatty patties there you go yes i like that okay this person snuck a gun in between our fatty patties okay let me tell you something this is when wokeness goes wrong because when this scale tipper went through the metal detector all right it went off like three separate times security even did extra checking but didn't find a gun i can't prove this but i have a sneaky suspicion that one of these security guards was looking at those rolls and they said to themselves i need to be a muffin top mover right now i need to be a chubby checker and lift up that piece of flab right there but they chose not to because they didn't want to offend said scale tipper okay i
Starting point is 01:12:02 guarantee it and because that person didn't want to offend two people got shot and now that stadium guaranteed rate field in chicago i guarantee is about to be sued and they're gonna have to write a check that's as big as jonah hill used to be oh wow so please give this wobble warrior who caused two people to get shot the biggest he are wow wow but that's the advantage of being fat though you know that moment high guns that's the advantage yeah that well it's definitely disadvantage for the people who get shot yes but it's the advantage in that moment yeah in that moment dang speaking of fat y'all want to bring in something
Starting point is 01:12:41 that's fattening fatteninging? Fattening? Yes. Some calories this morning? Yes, let's bring some calories in. Since today is DJ Envy's born day. Sunday is his born day, but we're celebrating the day. That ain't me. He's over there. Come on now. What is that? That ain't me. It's yellow. It's definitely not him. Look at this amazing cake.
Starting point is 01:12:59 Look at this amazing cake that we designed. Oh my. Show it to the camera. It doesn't look like an ass. Show it to the camera. It doesn't look like an ass. Penis. Now, let me describe this. Oh my goodness. That is a waffle colored negro cake. Oh my goodness. What do you see, Jess? Look at it. I see a Dominican Republic flag. I'm not Dominican. And some black Beijing. That's a waffle that has Envy's face on it. I got the black Beijing. I got the black hair. I got the black hair line.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Oh, that's my beard? That's your beard, man. Oh, my God. Why the waffle? I got a waffle-colored Negro cake. Come on, now. What's going on? What's the significance in a waffle?
Starting point is 01:13:33 He calls me waffle-colored Negro every day. Look at his complexion. I'm not waffle-colored, and I'm not Dominican, and I don't use Beijing. You're actually not waffle-colored no more. You got lighter. It's weird. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Look at that. Tell me that ain't envy. Take the Dominican music off. And the only thing they got right is the Yankee hat. Oh, that's a hat? Yes, that's a hat. Oh, I told them to make your hair. I told them to put the Beijing on your hair, too.
Starting point is 01:13:55 They did. Well, it kind of did. Oh, yeah. They got it dripping out the hat. There you go. Good job. Good job, Doc. They got it dripping out the side of the hat.
Starting point is 01:14:02 What flavor is the cake? You know it's yellow. You know it's yellow cake? Come on, Jeff! I pay attention to detail! Okay, you know it's yellow cake. There we go. Shout out to all the Virgos out there. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:14:16 I don't use Bayzing, though. Just for me. That's right. I'm definitely gonna slice it up. And I'm not Dominican. I'm not Dominican! Who wants a slice? Bring out the nine. Oh, my God. Bring out the nine in the paper plates. I appreciate you guys.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Let's get a slice. Love you, NB. Let's get a slice. That look good, right? Happy birthday. Come on now. All right. I appreciate you guys.
Starting point is 01:14:39 Now, I know it's the weekend. Your birthday is Sunday. That's right. So I know you got plans. It's Friday, so you know what that means. Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Lord Jesus, what is the plan? All right, now the freaky, freaky, freaky Friday question is...
Starting point is 01:14:52 Watch him project. 5851051. Watch him project. No, I'm not. He's very excited. No, I'm not. So I got to get to the story because I got to post it the right way. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Oh, my God. Now, recently, there's been a lot of... Hold on. Where is it at? Where is it at? Damn it, man. All right. They've been finding a lot of things...
Starting point is 01:15:09 Don't act like you don't know this story off the top of your head. They've been finding a lot of things in people's butts. And I gotta pull up the story. Hold on. I gotta... This is... Charlemagne should have it in his favorites. Yo, yo, send it over real quick.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I don't know nothing about this, Jeff. Whatever, yo. You... Yeah, right. I gotta find it. He wrote the damn quick. I don't know nothing about this, Jeff. Whatever, yo. You're getting right. I got to find it. He wrote the damn article. I did the study. Yes, he did the study.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Man, why are you acting like you don't know this story, man? No, because I got to get through it the right. Not right. Right. See, this is a mess. Look, Tomo, he's acting like he don't know the story. Charlamagne already know what it is. He happy.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Man, I want to say something. Here it go, here it go, here it go, here it go. Study claims more Americans are being hospitalized after finding foreign objects stuck in their rectum. All right? Now, the five objects that people are finding are cans, marbles, balls, drugs, bottle jars, and bottle caps and pens in their butts. Okay. Now, the highest age group to find the most things in their butts, or rectums as they call it, foreign objects, are 20 to 24 is number one. Believable.
Starting point is 01:16:15 25 to 29 is number two. 55 to 59 is right behind it. Nobody doing that. Nobody. How you skip the 30s and the 40s and then the 50s want to be. So 800-585-1051. Let's ask. Have you ever had anything stuck in
Starting point is 01:16:32 your rectum? By the way, this is DJ Envy. Today's his birthday. We celebrating him. This is his topic. This is what he chose to talk about on a Friday. I don't know what him and Gear got planned this weekend, but hey, man. 800-585-1051. We're asking. This is a no judgment zone.
Starting point is 01:16:48 What have you had stuck in your butt? Don't say this ain't no judgment zone. I'm judging anybody that caught up here and said they had something stuck in their butt. Jess, you have anything to say? Yeah, I ain't never get nothing stuck in my butt. But I believe if anything went in there, it was able to come out. I didn't have to go to the emergency room.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Yes, I've had some things, yeah. But no, nothing stuck up in there, it was able to come out. I didn't have to go to the emergency room. Yes. Yes, I had some things, yeah. But no, nothing stuck up in there. All right. Well, listen. It don't never go that far. What the hell are we trying to do? Hey. Why just stop?
Starting point is 01:17:12 Yeah, like, what's going on with you? What you doing at this? Stop. Charlamagne? Uh. All right, we'll talk to Charlamagne when we come back. 800-585-1051. I got kids.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Have you ever had any? You got kids? What? What does that mean? You got toys stuck in there? No, they might be listening. Hey, yo. You love embarrassing. You love embarrassing. Have you ever had any? You got kids? What? What does that mean? You got toys stuck in there? No, they might be listening. Hey, yo. You love embarrassing Logan.
Starting point is 01:17:28 855-1051. Logan, your daddy embarrassing you again. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Chill out. Chill out, baby. It's Freaky Friday.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Hey, look. Where are my freaks at? Call in now. 800- It's Freaky Friday. Hey, look, where are my freaks at? Call in now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:17:59 It's Friday, and you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, freaky Friday question. Oh, and let the record show, Envy's born day is Sunday. It is Sunday. We celebrating the day because, of course, we're not here on Sunday, all Monday. Right. And he chose this topic.
Starting point is 01:18:14 This is what he wanted to talk about. I feel like he's projecting. Jess, what do you think? He's telling us what he got planned for the weekend. No, I don't. I think he has a nice, wholesome weekend planned with his wife and kids. There you go. Yes, and when he goes home, they're going to serenade him with nice gifts.
Starting point is 01:18:26 There you go. Gifts that he may lose. You know what he may lose? In his rectum. In his butt. That's right. Well, the topic today is 800-585-1051. A new study claims more Americans are being hospitalized for having foreign objects stuck inside their rectum.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Could you cite your sources? Because I don't believe this. This comes from Hollywood Unlocked. Oh, all right. It would come from you. All right. Now, all right. It would come from him. Now I believe it. It would come from him. Now you believe it. It came from him.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Good brother Jason Lee. I feel like he's done some research. Now some of the objects are cans, balls, marbles, drugs, bottles, bottle caps, sexual objects, writing utensils uh so we're asking 800-585-1051 what are some of the things that were stuck in your butt writing utensils pens pencils oh my god maybe screwdriver people are what race is it i'm not gonna do that i'm not
Starting point is 01:19:21 all right well we have jazz on the line. Jazz, good morning. Good morning, Enzi. How you feeling, Jazz? I'm good. And this ain't Jazz, it's Keisha. Oh, Keisha. Okay, I'm sorry, Keisha.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Hey, Keisha. Hey, y'all. So, Keisha, what you got stuck in your butt? Oh, Lord. I don't know if I can tell this on the radio,
Starting point is 01:19:40 but a butt plug, like a vibrating butt plug. Yeah. Well, see, that makes sense. That's something that's actually supposed to be in there. Yeah, but you got it stuck? plug, like a vibrating butt plug. Yeah. Well, see, that makes sense. Yeah. That's something that's actually supposed to be in there. Yeah, but you got it stuck? Yeah, like, yeah, all the way in there.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Like, he was, you know, doing his thing. He was like, it's in there. No, it's in there. It's in there. Oh, that's why you got to get the one with the cord, the string, so you can take it back out. Jesus. Oh, so you know how to do it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:04 You obviously don't. Oh, you get a butt marble stuck in you. So you know how to do it? Yeah. You obviously don't. You get a butt marble stuck in you. Also, you got to moan. What? If the guy don't hear you moan, he going to think that, you know,
Starting point is 01:20:13 it ain't doing enough. It's not deep enough. Yeah, so he keep pushing and pushing and pushing. You got to say something. Sitting there acting strong. Well, I was saying it. I was.
Starting point is 01:20:21 You know what I'm saying? You ain't got to be a strong black woman all the time. You know, I was saying something. It was feeling good. And then before I knew it, my whole body was vibrating. He was like, it's in there. So I had to pull it out.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Oh, but you didn't have to go to the hospital, right? I was borderline. That's embarrassing. Walking to the hospital with a butt plug in your butt. So I had to pull it out. Oh, yeah. Get the ones with the cords, sis. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 01:20:45 This is Audrey. Now, Audrey. Get the ones with the cord, sis. Hello, who's this? This is Audrey. Now, Audrey, you work at a medical facility. So you see men come with things stuck in their butt, huh? Yes. And one particular thing I remember is someone coming in with like a Lego, which had me kind of concerned because I'm like, are you just buying Legos? Are you going to your son's room and getting them? Right, dog.
Starting point is 01:21:05 That is wild. Using your child's Legos to put it in your butt is crazy. Yo. That is wild. He probably had a fantasy, a sick obsession, or something like that. You never know. But speaking of sick, there's also someone who came in,
Starting point is 01:21:20 and he referred to his rectum as his pussy. And he used cucumbers. So I don't know what this world is coming to so well you know what i mean i could see the the the book i could see that i could see that with the cucumber all right but not the legos what race was that if you don't mind me asking oh you know he was conch That'd be wild to do as a joke. You take the cucumber and just rinse it off and put it in the cafeteria. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, 800-585-1051. There's a new study in there saying more and more people are going to the emergency room. We got to take more calls?
Starting point is 01:22:13 You really want to take them? You love this subject. Yeah, he's obsessed with this one. When we come back. It's his birthday. Let him have it. It's the Breakfast Club. I don't want it, but it's the Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Well, yeah, I mean. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what? Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now, I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete. You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board, just don't call me unless it's urgent, and tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 01:24:19 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hola, mi gente. It's Honey German, and I'm bringing you Gracias, Come Again, or wherever you get your podcasts. We're talking real conversations with our Latin stars, from actors and artists to musicians and creators sharing their stories, struggles, and successes. You know it's going to be filled with chisme laughs and all the vibes that you love. Each week, we'll explore everything from music and pop culture to deeper topics like identity, community, and breaking down barriers in all sorts of industries. Don't miss out on the fun, el té caliente, and life stories. Join me for Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get into todo lo actual y viral. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher.
Starting point is 01:25:25 That's right. We're going to discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people to hopefully create better allies. Think of it as a black show for non-black people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. Exactly. Whether you're Black, Asian, White, Latinx, Indigenous, LGBTQIA+, you name it. If you stand with us, then we stand with you. Let's discuss the stories and conduct the interviews that will help us create a more empathetic, accountable, and equitable America. You are all our brothers and sisters, and we're inviting you to join us for Civic Cipher each and every Saturday with myself, Ramses Jha, Q Ward, and some of the greatest minds in America.
Starting point is 01:26:13 Listen to Civic Cipher every Saturday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16, 2017, was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel Delia. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unhearts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
Starting point is 01:27:26 We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from something we've seen on Hollywood Unlocked. There was a new study that said more and more people are going to the emergency room because they're finding things in their butts. Hello, who's this? I'm not telling you my name. Okay, you're not saying your name.
Starting point is 01:27:44 What you got stuck in your butt? It wasn't something, it was someone. Oh. Oh, my God. This is crazy. This is me, he had a big penis, and that vacuum in your boonkey sucked it up. Ah!
Starting point is 01:27:56 We were stuck like two pit bulls. Two pit bulls? Oh, my, two pit bulls. Somebody get the hose. Tell us more, ma'am. Please. It was so embarrassing. I didn't know what to do.
Starting point is 01:28:08 We didn't know what to do. We didn't know what to do. We were just like, man, we just need to sit here for a little while. How long did it take to get unstuck? I think it was like maybe 10 minutes after everything calmed down. And nobody played Cardi B up and stuck at that time? Jesus. No.
Starting point is 01:28:24 See, I would have did that just to lighten the mood. I would have just yelled out, Alexa, play Cardi B. It stuck at that time? Jesus. No. See, I would have did that just to lighten the mood. I would have just yelled out, Alexa, play Cardi B. It's up and it's stuck. No. Every encounter after that, it was like, oh, heck no, no. No, we ain't going to jail now, no. Jesus Christ. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 01:28:37 Hello, this is Sierra. Now, Sierra, you work at a clinic. So what's the craziest thing you've seen stuck in somebody's butt so i i have seen it personally but my doctor told me that he's taken out a shower head a shower head a shower head yo yeah that's wicked that's wow that's wicked a shower head that's crazy oh yeah a whole shower head in your butt is nuts what what if she had mud butt though what if she was really trying to clean it you think she was doing it for pleasure or she was really trying to wash herself nah nah what's in there will come out so you don't have to stick a
Starting point is 01:29:13 whole showerhead in your ass hello who's this good morning this is um miss young that sound like a fake name but we're gonna rock with you okay what's something crazy that was it was stuck in your butt mama um it was a diamond state butt plug about the size of your fist kind of but it had a cute little pink or purple diamond on the outside of it i was trying to spice things up with my husband and um it straight disappeared it hurt real bad, but he pulled it out before I could freak out. Yeah, but that shape, you talking about it's kind of sharp on the ends?
Starting point is 01:29:51 Yeah, it's like a teardrop shape on one end, and then the outside is a heart-shaped diamond or whatever. Yeah, it's not supposed to go in your butt. Yeah, that means your booty hole big. Yeah. Nose! Oh my God! Yeah, that's for your butt. Yeah, that mean your booty hole big. Yeah. No. Oh my God. Yeah, that's for your...
Starting point is 01:30:07 That's not for your butt. What? That's for your... No, it's definitely a butt plug. I don't know. It's definitely a butt plug. Baby, don't act like you don't know. Don't leave Jess out here by herself.
Starting point is 01:30:17 It's your topic. Because I know which one... I think I know which one she's talking about. They got it at Spencer's. And yeah, that's not for your butt. That's for, that's like a bullet. That's for something else. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 01:30:31 Yo. Yo, what's the craziest thing you got stuck in your butt? Hey, not. Hey, Envy, I ain't never had nothing stuck in my ass. But these are the type of questions you ask when you turn 42, bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's be clear about one thing. That nigga's not 42.
Starting point is 01:30:44 He's 46, 47 Oh my god That's the first thing I'm definitely not 47 He calling to get off his chest He ain't calling about no butt Just embarrassing Logan Logan gotta be on campus today
Starting point is 01:30:55 Answering these questions On behalf of his daddy Yo Logan What you daddy get stuck in his butt? I never had anything stuck in my butt I just seen it It's a medical thing That people are going to the hospital
Starting point is 01:31:04 I'm just You know Making sure my people know what's going on out there. Never happened. So what's the moral of the story? I was ready to ask you. What is the moral of the story? I've never had anything stuck in my butt, so I don't know. Okay, so.
Starting point is 01:31:14 Charlamagne? I definitely ain't never had nothing stuck in my butt. No, I've never had anything. Oh, my God. Don't put it in my head right now at 8, 8, 8, 20 in the morning. Yo. What's the moral of the story, Jess? I've never had anything stuck in my morning yo what's the moral of the story Jess
Starting point is 01:31:25 I've never had anything stuck in my rectum but the moral of the story but yeah but the moral of the story is don't put things
Starting point is 01:31:34 up there too far your butt is not as deep as the vagina the rectum is not as deep as the vagina and you can't you
Starting point is 01:31:44 no you can't No you can't It will suck something up in there I don't got one of those Y'all got those I don't have that So I don't know what was going on with that Nah y'all need to come down Alright when we come back
Starting point is 01:32:01 We got Pastor Ox Nala's gonna be joining us And we're gonna get into that next it's the breakfast But let's say that we're all crazy morning everybody is DJ Envy Charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club Jess hilarious is here. Say go DJ, cause that's my DJ. It's time for Past the Aux with DJ Nyla. Yup. Nyla.
Starting point is 01:32:29 Nyla. Nyla. Yeah, DJ, come spin, now come spin. Yup, Nyla said, you know what, Past the Aux said, she put us on to some of the hottest records that's out right now. Nyla, what we got today? All right, so the first record I'm going to go with is... Talk into the mic, young lady.
Starting point is 01:32:43 I am talking into the mic. The mic is just a little off-center because I had to do it myself today. Oh, okay. So, anyway, today's record is going to be off of Humble Souls, which is Emery and Clue's new project that dropped. They also dropped Shoes With It. I know you guys interviewed them, so I'm not going to do the whole spiel. But my favorite record on there is the bonus track that had Rhapsody and Kin The Man on it.
Starting point is 01:33:03 Yes. One of my favorite Kin The Man verses ever, but rhapsody delivered as always here's the peep i done told y'all negroes and i would tell y'all again rhapsody is the best rapper not named kendrick lamar okay absolutely no i wouldn't fight you i agree with that rhapsody get busy always and kinder man i didn't know much about kinder man i thought she was a booty hole bar rapper and then I heard her on that booty hole bar rapper booty hole bar rapper you know what I mean well she still makes
Starting point is 01:33:29 peep popping music well that verse she spit on that was fire yeah she does both she's diverse she's talented
Starting point is 01:33:37 but I think the cool part about the tape is that Clue is narrating it like it feels like a Clue tape that's dope oh okay that's what's up
Starting point is 01:33:43 that's what's up let's see if that brings Clue back okay no man Clue gotta step into his legacy Clue tape. That's dope. Oh, okay. That's what's up. That's what's up. Let's see if that brings Clue back. Okay. No, man. Clue got to step into his legacy. Clue been outside, though. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:33:50 He got to step into his legacy. I think he's here. He's arrived. That man right there wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Clue. That's facts. What's up? I say it all the time. I say it right on Clue's butt.
Starting point is 01:34:00 If Clue could have gave birth, it would have been him. All right. I don't know how to take this. So if Wendy Williams gave birth, it would have been him. All right. Boom. I don't know how to take this. So if Wendy Williams gave birth. Oh, yeah. You came right out of Wendy's butt. You want to come out of that butt? You asked for that?
Starting point is 01:34:13 What butt would you prefer to come out of? Yeah, I ain't going to lie. Clue. No, Wendy's. Wendy's butt? Yes. It don't count if you already came out of there. Man, she was so smart.
Starting point is 01:34:24 What else you got, Nala? The second record is a UK artist named Giggs. I'm sure you guys are familiar. What's up with y'all, man? G-I-B-B-S? No, no, no. Giggs. Oh, Giggs. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:34:37 I thought you was talking about Freddie Gibbs. My bad. That's my guy. I like Freddie Gibbs. Yeah, I do too, but okay, Giggs. Yeah, yeah. This is UK, Giggs. Okay.
Starting point is 01:34:44 And the record is called Hallelujah featuring Lojay. What is that, Euro, but this is okay. Gigs. Yeah, yeah. This is UK. Gigs. Okay. And the record is called Hallelujah featuring Lojay. What is that? Eurobeats? I like that. No. Eurobeats. It's UK rap.
Starting point is 01:34:50 I just interviewed him on my podcast. We need to talk. Make sure you guys tap in. But in the podcast, he educates me on it. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:34:57 Well, salute the gigs. I like that though. That's a vibe. That's always a vibe. Jay-Z put too much pressure on gigs. He did the same thing to gigs that he did
Starting point is 01:35:03 to Miff Bleak back in the day. I think it's a little different though. He said, I see a lot of hoes in Giggs. So I'm waiting to hear hoes. I ain't hear hoes just now.
Starting point is 01:35:10 That person? Yes. Yeah. Well, you gotta listen to the full album. This is just one record and this is one of the lady records on here.
Starting point is 01:35:16 That's true. And then also, I think like, Memphis was signed to Jay where Giggs is his own, he's already been doing this for a very long time. He's already solidified.
Starting point is 01:35:26 So basically, don't ever play with him is what you're saying. Yeah, I'm saying that don't count. What else we got? All right, and then lastly, I'm going to go with Lil Papa. He's an artist out of Florida. Super, super dope.
Starting point is 01:35:35 He's young, but he has an old soul and I love that about him. But the record that I really like is called One Night and then Arrow for Life. My son loves that. Does he really? Yeah, my son loves Lil Papa. So yeah, he be putting me on these old school life. My son loves that. Does he really? Yeah, my son loves little papa So yeah, he be putting me on up. He's okay. Papa is dope. I love that. Yeah
Starting point is 01:35:51 Little papa. Yep. It's a nice little diverse palette of music you gave us today Thank you so much No, there's no correlation. No. Huh? There's no correlation between that and Nimi's birthday. No, not at all. Yeah, no, the DJ Clue. You could have just said happy birthday.
Starting point is 01:36:10 That's why I started with the Clue one. Oh, okay, okay, okay. You see how they try to come for you? Yeah, all the time. Anyway, let me get this promo off. So, Pass the Ox Live is going down September 15th. Link and bio on Instagram if you guys want to RSVP, pull up. Also, open mic
Starting point is 01:36:25 Submissions are available If your song is selected We'll hit you back And then you can come And perform and open for Friday In Childish Major So yeah It's in Bushwick
Starting point is 01:36:34 September what? 15th September 15th September 15th Pass the Augs live Yes That's right Okay
Starting point is 01:36:40 When we come back Let's get to the People's Choice Mix Of course Shout out to all the Virgos Out there at the Breakfast Club Good morning there. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
Starting point is 01:36:49 We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, Jess Hilarious, you got a story about Natalie Nunn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Natalie Nunn was at like a lounge or something. She was over the mic and she was like, hey, y'all, Breakfast Club canceled my interview. They told me that I can't come. And she directly said, like she she specifically said Charlamagne. Charlamagne!
Starting point is 01:37:08 You canceled her interview. Can you play the audio? Let me hear it. Yeah. I'm everywhere in your city comfortably. That's not what I'm talking about. Everywhere in your city comfortably. Charlamagne, what's up?
Starting point is 01:37:24 What's up? The Breakfast Club said, what's up? What's up? The Breakfast Club said Natalie can't come tomorrow. How I can't come tomorrow? I got the hottest show in motherf***ing America. You got a problem with Natalie, man? Sean LeMah, what's up? You ****. What's up?
Starting point is 01:37:40 Oh, oh, oh. Now, y'all know stuff like that don't face me natalie none is more than welcome to come to the breakfast club i don't know anything about uh her being canceled well i actually asked the producers they sent an email and said they were in town and wanted to come tomorrow and our producer says no we're not having any guests tomorrow because it's friday and it'svy's birthday and they're leaving right after. So I don't know if she. Oh, they made a request yesterday. They made a request yesterday.
Starting point is 01:38:09 They said, we're coming tomorrow. Oh, so she was never on schedule. No, she wasn't on no goddamn schedule. No, this is what happened. Her team told her, went back and told her that they said no, that y'all like basically y'all were going to do an interview with her and y'all canceled. Just for, it's all for Zeus. It's all for Zeus It's all for Zeus So that's why it was like
Starting point is 01:38:26 Six people in the lounge Cause it sounded very Empty It was very echo It was bouncing off the walls And there was only one person like What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 01:38:34 So that was all like pre-recorded I guarantee you She found a way to do it Because Kate Michelle just said something about Breakfast Club Or whatever And then now
Starting point is 01:38:43 It's a whole viral moment And and so she took that or whatever. You a bitch-ass ninja. All you got to do is call Jocelyn. She'll never come up here. What? That's all you got to call Jocelyn. Natalie Nunn will never come up here. I guess-
Starting point is 01:38:53 Is there a narrative? Are they beefing? Yeah. They don't like each other. Oh, Natalie Nunn and Jocelyn like each other? Yeah. Jocelyn was up here, but Natalie Nunn was up here. That was years ago, though.
Starting point is 01:39:01 No, I think it was a couple of months ago with Dude from Zeus. Natalie was up here with Dude from Zeus. I'm saying that. Was she up here? No. With La of months ago With dude from Zeus Natalie was up here With dude from Zeus Was he up here No With Lamel I could have sworn They was up here
Starting point is 01:39:09 Natalie Nunn Hasn't been on Breakfast Club In years But Natalie you're more than welcome But I guess there's a narrative That Breakfast Club Be banning people You know what I mean
Starting point is 01:39:16 Which ain't my fault Okay How you gonna ask To do an interview Then when niggas be like Nah we ain't got no Oh they canceled Yeah I'm like They ain't canceled On Natalie Nunn That That was news to me. Yo, we in town. All right. Good luck
Starting point is 01:39:29 around here. I mean, the only people I know that are banned from the Breakfast Club are Michael Jackson and DMX. No, not DMX. Oh my God. Why would y'all say Michael Jackson? Never been DMX. Michael Jackson? Rap. Yeah. Did Michael Jackson the only one that's banned? Oh my God. He banned from the Breakfast. I ain't know what y'all... Y'all really banned Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson banned from the breakfast. Y'all said, nah, done. Get him out of here. He's the only one they made a couple requests.
Starting point is 01:39:53 We said, nah. Oh my god. Natalie can come up here. Jess is a Zeus connoisseur. Jess had me watching Zeus last night. I ain't never watched Zeus in my life. Yo, I love the cabaret. I love the cabaret, yo. You gotta watch it. She bought it. She went to the cabaret. Yes, I went to the cabaret. I love the cabaret, yo.
Starting point is 01:40:05 You gotta watch Bad Boys. She bought them. She went to the cabaret. Yes, I went to the cabaret in Starlets. Remember? Remember? You wasn't there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:11 Envy, you was invited. You said you was gonna come. You didn't come through. Yeah. This one girl got kicked in the stomach so hard, man. And she hit the ground like she got a body shot. I was like, oh, shoot. They was going at it.
Starting point is 01:40:23 Yes, yo. Yes. All right. All right. But it was good. When we come back, we got, yo. Yes. All right. All right. But it was good. When we come back, we got the positive notice. The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:40:27 Good morning, everybody. It's DJ, MV, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. It's time to get up out of here. Let me just say salute again to all the Virgos out there. And I appreciate you guys for the balloons, the food, the sign. Little cake I ain't really appreciate you guys for.
Starting point is 01:40:44 That was a waffle-colored cake. That cake is phenomenal. That cake got Beijing, a Dominican flag. I'm not. It's horrible. You know what? I don't use Beijing, and I'm not Dominican. You use Just For Men.
Starting point is 01:40:54 And you're not. But if you're going to put it, put Just For Men. Don't put Beijing in there. Don't do it like that. Beijing and beige go together. And you're not gold. You're not like that color. That's like egg custard.
Starting point is 01:41:02 He played with you. He used to be just. I was never that color. Really? Yes. Now, he getting lighter for egg custard. He played with you. He used to be, Jess. I was never that color. Really? Yes. Now, he getting lighter for a reason. Yo, shut up.
Starting point is 01:41:08 Trying to change his identity or something. Oh, my goodness. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here.
Starting point is 01:41:17 It's time to get up out of here. Let me just say salute again to all the Virgos out there. And I appreciate you guys for the balloons, the food,
Starting point is 01:41:26 the sign. Little cake I ain't really appreciate you guys for the balloons, the food, the sign. Little cake I ain't really appreciate you guys for. That is a waffle-colored cake. That cake is phenomenal. That cake got Beijing, a Dominican flag. It's horrible. You know what? I don't use Beijing, and I'm not Dominican. You use Just For Men. But if you're going to put it, put Just For Men. Don't put Beijing in there.
Starting point is 01:41:41 Beijing and beige go together. And you're not gold. You're not like that color. That's like egg custard. He played with you. He used to be just. I was never that color. Really? Yes. Now he getting lighter for a reason.
Starting point is 01:41:52 Yo, shut up. The Breakfast Club. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even
Starting point is 01:42:18 deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio
Starting point is 01:42:56 app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Nim'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.
Starting point is 01:43:35 Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know?
Starting point is 01:43:50 I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a four-month. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise listen to historical records on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts hello my undeadly darlings it's Teresa your resident ghost host and do I have a treat for you haunting is crawling out from the shadows and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you
Starting point is 01:44:32 wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is, not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living.
Starting point is 01:45:03 Yeah, things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girl's trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live. Living. It's kind of a mess. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Well, you get it. Got it? Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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