The Breakfast Club - Guys Just want to Have Fun
Episode Date: February 24, 2017Friday 2/24 - It's freaky freaky Friday, so you know we had some freaky topics to discuss both dealing with what satisfies men no matter what age. Also, Charlamagne gave Donkey of the Day to Sean King...ston after snitching on altercation with The Migos. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Everybody come to the breakfast club.
I call this the hot seat.
Y'all are wild.
Y'all are wild.
Can I live?
You are out of control.
I can't even deal with you.
Y'all are so petty.
Why are y'all so petty?
The world's most dangerous morning show.
DJ Envy.
Captain of this bitch.
Angela Yee.
I stay in everybody's business, but in a good way.
Charlamagne Tha God.
The ruler rubbing you the wrong way.
The Breakfast Club.
Made for everybody. Good morning, Charlamagne. Good morning, Angelique. And he's in Detroit. He's running late, just so you know.
Yes, he is.
Peace to the planet.
It's Friday!
Now, are these our new chairs from Kevin Hart?
No, they can't be.
Are they?
No.
These ain't new.
They said they came yesterday.
Well, you better find them, because you know what?
White people steal, too, especially when it's good luxury items like that.
That's not it.
Usually when you work at a hip-hop radio station, it's the Negroes you have to worry about stealing.
My chair looks a little different, though.
Where did this chair come from?
Man, them chairs ain't new.
That's the same one Envy used.
Oh, I'm using Envy's chair today.
Did they actually get delivered?
They told me, okay, someone called me from Kevin Hart's office and said that the chairs
will be delivered yesterday and that somebody would be contacting me for delivery details.
No one did contact me, but I guess they said due to the weather,
it was supposed to come earlier than that, and it didn't.
What is Envy talking about?
What's up with this chair?
Did y'all just get this group text from Envy?
Let me see. What's he saying?
Envy first sent us a text saying, I'm late, but I'm not late.
And then you put, please explain.
And then he put Sean Kingston old head.
What?
What is he talking about?
What does that even mean?
What's up with Sean Kingston, man?
Huh?
Because one minute.
It's in the rumors.
Don't worry about it.
But yeah,
Sean Kingston first said
there was no altercation with the Migos
and now he did an interview.
Yeah.
What's up with that?
Like, that's what you do now?
You get jumped
and then you run to the news media?
Like,
it kills me because these be the same guys who be like, no snitching.
I don't go to police.
Was that your accent?
I'm just saying.
No snitching.
No snitching.
I don't go to police.
But that's like going, is that not like going to the police?
No, it's just giving an interview.
Oh, yeah.
No kidding.
You might as well give a statement.
If you're going to give an interview with a news network, you might as well give a statement.
What's wrong with these new Negroes, man?
I don't know, but we're going to get into that later. And yesterday
I hosted the University of the West
Indies Scholarship
Gala.
Oh, shoot. I forgot to donate my money.
You still have time. You can do it after the fact.
Don't you worry. It's $3,000
for a student to go to the University of the
West Indies. How much? $3,000
for the full year. I got to donate $3,000? No, you can donate whatever amount. I ain't got the West Indies. How much? $3,000 for the full year.
I got to donate $3,000?
No, you can donate whatever amount.
I ain't got that kind of money.
How much the tuition is.
And shout out to Montserrat.
One of the campuses for the University of the West Indies
is in Montserrat.
So I was one of the mistresses of ceremony.
So shout out to everybody who was there last night.
Dougie Fresh got honored,
and Dionne Warwick was there giving his award.
So that was exciting.
Did you open this?
To meet Dionne Warwick. Is that mine? This is your mail exciting. Did you open this? To meet Dionne Warwick.
Is that mine?
This is your mail.
Why do you have it over there?
Because it was already open
and it was an envelope for a $500 gift card for something
and it's not in there.
Hey!
It's not in there.
What you waiting for?
Oh, you got it.
I don't know why somebody put that over there.
How about this?
I just told you, Negro still.
And FYI, Charlamagne would have definitely...
No, I just was explaining you Negro still.
So I was just looking for a reason to complain this morning.
I know. You know, people tell me all the time.
You know me.
They sent a package up here, and I don't get it, but I just got, let's see.
What is this?
What?
This is something from Ghostface.
Oh, super Ghostface.
All right, listen, we got a show to start.
We got any guests today?
Oh, yeah.
No guests?
Can I just be honest with you guys?
I don't know what Envy's doing. He's probably
drunk because he's in Detroit and I think he was at Silver Rain
last night. Okay. I'm a little
out of it too today because I had a long, long
five-hour evening yesterday.
Really? Yeah, I'm exhausted today
but I'm excited to be here. Well, it's Friday
so, you know. It's Friday!
Everybody coasts on Friday
so we can coast this morning. And we go to Charlotte today
as well so we'll be in Charlotte.
All right.
CIAA weekend.
And for Front Page News, we are going to talk about the day without a woman detail.
So I'll let you know what day I won't be at work.
And we'll tell you what you're supposed to be doing on that day to support.
Also, a new underground railroad.
We'll tell you what that is.
All right.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Well, let's get into Front Page News.
That's all you got?
That's all I got.
Eddie didn't send me anything.
Eddie didn't send me none of the notes.
No, I'm not notes.
I didn't drink last night.
I'm going to get it popping for you.
He said, listen, he said, no, I'm not notes.
I said, no, I'm not drunk.
No, you're lying.
Angeline, you said, are you drunk?
And he goes, no, I'm not notes.
No, I said, no, I'm not drunk.
Eddie didn't send me any notes.
That's not what you said.
That's exactly what I said.
Your brain said that.
All right.
Well, we'll discuss the day without a woman.
The details have been released.
Now, once again, that strike is scheduled for International Women's Day, which is March 8th.
And that's going to recognize the enormous value women of all backgrounds add to the socioeconomic system.
So women are going to take the day off of work.
That's March 8th.
Mark that on your calendars.
Also, exclusively shop at
small women and minority owned businesses.
Wear red in solidarity.
So that is the concept of
the day without a woman. Why red?
Why everybody want to look like a blood fool?
It's just one day just showing your solidarity.
Maybe red for love. And then all women
wearing red, guys will be making stupid
collective everybody got their period jokes. Why red? Nobody. And then all women wearing red. Guys will be making stupid collective everybody got their
period jokes.
Why red?
Nobody wears red
because they have
their period.
I thought girls wear
red pants when they
period on so they
don't bleed through
or something.
That's not true.
No, that's not true.
Oh, okay.
We wear something
called tampons
so we don't bleed through.
Oh, gotcha.
Now there's gonna be
a brand new
sort of a secret
network that's happening
and that's all in response to ICE which is Donald Trump's trying to get rid of all these immigrants.
What's the secret network called?
Fire?
Well, no, it's kind of like the Underground Railroad.
And so that is going to be people who are going to be opening their doors and homes and taking that risk to bring in people who are basically immigrants that could be deported.
We have really gone back in time.
This is like when people used to let the slaves hide in their house when the slave masters
were looking for them.
That's why I said it's just like the Underground Railroad.
Jesus Christ.
Now, it used to be under the Obama administration that federal agents couldn't enter a religious
institution without approval, but they are starting to feel like Donald Trump is going
to rescind that.
And so now people are starting to get these safe houses ready so that people can stay with their families,
be with their husbands, with their wives, and they can avoid being detained and deported.
So that's what's going on now.
FYI.
Can you believe we live in a country where people have to have safe houses,
where you have to actually take people and put them in your house and hide them?
Like this is like the 1800s, like you're hiding slaves.
Can you believe that?
Well, listen.
Jesus Christ.
And Uber, if you're trying to delete your app,
some people are getting a message from Uber.
When you try to delete that Uber account,
they said, sorry to hear you wish to delete your account.
Cameron, let us assist.
Well, that's one person.
Let us assist you here.
Everyone at Uber is deeply hurting
after reading Susan Fowler's blog post,
what she describes as abhorrent and against everything Uber stands for.
And she's the one who is actually accusing Uber of systemic sexism at the company.
So basically Uber acts like Chris Brown.
They won't let you leave them.
You can't leave me.
You with me forever.
Well, they're trying to tell you not to delete your account.
And they're trying to say the whole workplace environment that Susan Fowler brought up is not
what Uber stands for.
In closing, they said, in line with your request,
we've already marked your account to be deleted.
Please bear in mind, we cannot recover your account
after it has been deleted.
Wow, you quit me, you'll never get me back.
It's over, you can't come back. It's a wrap. It's done.
Jesus Christ.
That's all for Front Page News? That's all for Front Page News.
Right, Envy? Can y'all hear me now?
Oh, my God.
Are you even on the show this morning?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I mean, I don't know if you can hear me or not.
You're supposed to send the notes.
The mic wasn't on.
I don't know if you can hear me or not.
I'm just making sure.
We've been hearing you all morning.
I didn't say anything all morning.
I said one line, and at first you couldn't hear me.
I'm just asking.
As long as you can hear me, we good.
Now, tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
Maybe you're working with a bunch of jerks.
Maybe you're working with a bunch of people
you really don't want to work with.
Maybe you're working with a bunch of asses.
Whatever it may be.
If you're upset, 800-585-1051.
Eddie, you want to let him talk to you like that?
Huh?
Maybe your producer didn't send you the notes
he was supposed to send you the notes.
Then he says he sends it. You look, it says 6-0.
Wait, we're supposed to be up at 6 o'clock.
I don't know.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
Maybe your board op didn't turn on the mic so your coworkers couldn't hear you.
That's why they couldn't hear you.
But whatever your reason, tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
Maybe you're working some ass. Bage rage. Hey, don't forget about telling them why you're mad. 800-585-1051. Maybe work with some ass.
Beige rage.
Hey, don't forget about
tell them why you're blessed, Envy.
You don't feel like being a...
I'm not doing
tell them why you're blessed right now.
We're doing tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
Maybe work with some people
that's been working with you
for three months already
and still can't figure it out.
Whoa!
Listen, he's talking about
our new production team.
We have new producers.
Eddie and Emeasy, they they taking this out right now.
Damn.
It's the Breakfast Club, Gamora.
How y'all feel?
The Breakfast Club.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, good morning, yo.
This is the Mad Rapper, son, for real.
I'm mad and I stay mad.
I stay angry.
I stay heated.
I stay pissed off.
Tell them why you mad.
Breakfast Club, let's go.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, it's Witt from South Carolina. Yo, what's good? Well, tell them why you mad. Breakfast Club, let's go. Hello, who's this? Yo, what's going on? Yo, it's Witt from South Carolina.
Yo, what's good?
Tell them why you mad, bro.
Yo, yo, what's good, man?
Hey, Charlamagne, man.
I want to just let you know, you know what I'm saying?
I appreciate you still representing South Carolina, bro.
That's all I know.
I got a chance to meet you long, long time ago, right?
Okay.
You remember Swan Digger?
That's my guy, Free Swan.
Club New Vibe.
What?
You already know.
Swan and Cheese, my guys.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to tell everybody why I'm mad, bro.
I ain't going to stand.
Do it.
Straight up and down.
Yo, my girl died last month.
It's her birthday today.
Damn.
How'd she die?
She died in a car accident on the way to Orangeburg, bro. God damn. I'm her birthday today. Damn. How'd she die? She died in a car accident
on the way to Orangeburg, bro.
God damn. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Sorry to hear that, my brother. Jesus Christ.
Nah, nah, but the B100,
man, you know what I'm saying? The point is,
there's a lot of people been reaching out to me.
Still know how I'm doing my thing. My man
Cheese, that's my dog. You know how we used to rock
and sand, too, whatever. But the time I met
Charlamagne, man, like, yo.
Nah, nothing negative.
It's true.
Nothing negative.
The time I met Charlamagne was when he was building himself.
You know what I'm saying?
And remember, Charlamagne, it was the SC Music Awards, right?
Yep.
When we was in the room, it's Venom, it's me.
I think, what's Buddy's name?
He did the song with Juice Man.
Oh, Jarrell.
Rest in peace to my dude, Jarrell.
God bless the dead.
Yep.
Was that it?
OJ and Juice?
Yeah.
A. Rizzler.
A. Rizzler, yep.
Yeah, yeah.
I was young then, man.
I was young, but I was so happy to meet you.
I got a broadcasting degree from South Carolina State just because I met you,
and it made me feel like I could do that.
That's my mama alma mater, too, man. Amen. Salute to you, my brother. I appreciate you, man. South Carolina State, just because I met you and it made me feel like I could do more. That's my mama alma mater, too, man.
Hey, man, salute to you, my brother.
I appreciate you, man.
South Carolina all day.
We all we got.
Sorry for your loss again, bro.
Hey, man, yo, I appreciate it, but, you know, I'm mad because she not here,
and I've been drinking Hennessy since basically 11 o'clock.
Hey, man, you got to drink that pain away.
It's okay.
Nothing wrong with a little self-medication today, my brother.
Just don't drive.
Thanks for calling, bro. Hello, who's this? It's okay. Nothing wrong with a little self-medication today, my brother. Just don't drive. Thanks for calling, bro.
Hello, who's this?
It's Gio from Miami.
Tell him why you mad.
Man, I'm mad because DJ Envy likes getting his hair done.
I'm glad Charlamagne's always there to check his ass.
Oh, my gosh.
Envy, can you hear him?
I can't hear him.
I don't know what he said.
He said he think you mad handsome.
You know what I'm saying?
He said no homo, but he think you mad handsome.
Tell him I said I appreciate it. I don't swing that
way and I'm married, but, you know, you can
holla at Charlamagne. But thank you for calling, bro.
We really appreciate you, man. That was so
nice that that guy thinks I'm so handsome.
Yeah, for real. I was thinking the same thing.
Now I'm feeling kind of blessed. If you feel
blessed, maybe somebody thinks you handsome.
You want to take one more, Matt? Why not? Hello, who's this?
Hey, where Envy at, man?
He's right here. Oh, somebody else want to talk to you, Envy?
What's up?
Tell them where you're at.
Hey, this team, this team, waffle-colored Negro, Charlotte, man.
Okay.
Y'all going to back it up off of him, man.
He good this morning, man.
You know, the man got a family.
It's hard out here for a man that's got a family when you're taking care of everybody, man,
and all the fields and keeping everything on track.
What does that have to do with us making fun of him?
Can you hear him, Evie?
I can hear him clearly.
I didn't say y'all messing with him, but I see Charlemagne.
He found one booger and started picking it.
Tell him I'm good.
I've been good since 95.
My kids are good since 95. We okay over here.
Why are you insulting that man?
He's trying to defend you.
Thank you for calling, bro. I appreciate it, though.
He tried to defend you just now. The man called me defending you and you're going to insult that man. He's trying to defend you. But thank you for calling, bro. I appreciate it, though. Hold on, Envy.
He tried to defend you just now.
The man called me defending you, and you're going to insult that man.
I didn't insult him.
I said, I've been good since 95.
That's not insulting.
He ain't asked you if you was good.
He was worried about me.
He said, I got stressed on me because I'm working hard.
I'm just telling him I've been good since 95.
I'm blessed.
What is going on?
I'm feeling blessed today.
Listen, you want to express some more of that beige raise and tell him why we blessed? All right. If you feel blessed. What is going on? I'm feeling blessed today. Listen, you want to express some more of that beige rays and tell them why we blessed?
All right.
If you feel blessed, 800-585-1051.
If you feel blessings or blessings or blessings, you feel good.
If you feel maybe that, you know, you want to spread some positive vibes, whatever it may be.
If you feel blessed, call us up right now, 800-585-1051.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Listener.
Okay.
Are you blessed and highly favored?
I feel blessed.
Tell the congregation at 800-585-1051.
It's a celebration.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this? Hey, yo, yo, yo, what's going on? This team from Houston. It's the Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, yo, yo, yo, what's going on?
This team from Houston, man.
I've been calling y'all every day, and I feel blessed.
First of all, easy to get through to y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you, my brother.
Appreciate it. Appreciate that.
Hey, look here.
Man, I hit the I'm blessed session, man.
I got some real, real, real, real, real blessings going on in my life, man.
This last couple, probably about the last 90 days,
my family been through a drastic loss, man.
I mean, when I say a big loss, they had a big loss, man.
Their father passed away, dog, unexpectedly, right?
Man.
So, you know, usually when you lose somebody like that, dog,
two things will happen to you.
Your family going to fall apart, you know what I'm saying?
Or y'all go, y'all go, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all go man together, man. But, man, I feel blessed I'm saying? Or y'all gonna, y'all gonna, you know what I'm saying? Y'all gonna be in together, man.
But, man, I feel blessed, dog, because the whole family, man,
kind of bonded together, you know what I'm saying?
And they made it through this loss, dog.
And when I say when it happened, bro, it was like, man,
there was no way, dog.
There was no way they was gonna make it through this, man.
But, I mean, I'm saying I'm blessed, dog,
because the grace of God, man, they bonded the family together. Everybody, everybody's good. Everybody's fit, you know what I'm saying I'm blessed, dog, because the grace of God, man. They bind this family together.
Everybody's good.
Everybody's fit.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't easy, but you know what I'm saying?
They take it day by day, dog.
And I'm just blessed, man, to have the woman I got by my side, man,
and supporting me, and I'm supporting her,
and I'm supporting the whole family, dog.
And I'm blessed to be a part of this family.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, love to you and yours, man.
Absolutely.
Nothing but the best, man.
Nothing but blessings.
Hey, good looking.
Good looking, homie.
Y'all be careful out there, dog.
All right, brother.
You too.
All right.
Hello, who's this?
Yeah, this is C.S.D., the child support guard.
Oh, boy.
I'm bad.
Why are you the child support guard, first of all?
I am the child support guard because I paid child support for many years
and I've learned the value of that.
Well, I'm the daddy guard. I'm the
father guard.
Yeah, for many years.
Okay, listen, I'm from Miami.
I've been paying child support
all my life and I think
that child support is deeper than ungodly.
And I think
that new rule they got in Michigan
where they said that you are the father by default is a bunch of crap.
Because this man found his wife cheating while they were married.
He had two kids from somebody else.
So he divorced her.
Now this man has to pay child support for some kids that's not even his.
How right is that?
That's sick, man.
Now, does that have anything to do with your situation?
Of course, because I am the child support guy.
I stand on the forefront for all fathers that are suffering,
paying child support for these women who trapped them.
How many kids you got?
How many kids you got, sir?
Charlamagne, I got four kids, man.
I love every last one of them.
By how many women?
Ain't no woman trapped you either, bro.
Three women.
How many?
Three women.
Yes, they did.
So you had sex with three women unprotected
in Miami with the high
HIV rate Miami guy. I steed it.
I steed it, Charlemagne. I so did.
I steed it. I confess. Well, that's your fault.
You should have worn a condom. Yeah, this kind of
sounds like your issue. Okay, listen. If I would
have worn a condom, none of those beautiful kids
would be here. But should I have to pay?
Should I have to pay
just because I laid with this woman?
Yes.
Say your kids.
No.
Yes.
How much you got to pay, bro?
Right now, I'm paying $2,300 a month.
That's light.
Yeah, that's light for four kids.
That's light.
You better be happy.
I'm a pile driver.
I make pretty good money, but...
So what are you complaining about?
Not wearing condoms.
Four kids, $2,000-something
a month? No, no, no. See, the
thing is, when I pay the child support
and I go to see my kids,
I want to see my kids, I got some
what you call ratchet baby mamas.
Oh, this, that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't got time for that, man. Well, it sounds like
you made some poor decisions then with who you
laid down with unprotected. And I confess to that.
And I confess to that. But my thing is, we need to educate our children in school.
Yes, but tell them to wear condoms and be responsible.
How not to get into the situation that I'm in.
Because if they do, they're going to suffer, man.
It's not good, man.
By the way, this is telling why you're blessed.
Why are you blessed?
Why are you blessed?
You're blessed because you have four children.
And that you can afford to take care of them.
That's a positive.
Well, I'll be off child support in about three months.
That's how I feel.
For all of them?
I'm in a struggle for everybody, man.
You don't have no other babies on the way?
No, but I'll make one.
But it's going to be with my wife.
It's not going to be just on random.
Thank you for calling, sir.
Have a good day, sir.
My goodness.
The god of sleeping with random women unprotected.
Now, you got rumors on the way?
Oh, my God, yes.
I mean, since Charlamagne already brought it up,
let's talk about Sean Kingston and his interview
about being jumped by the Migos.
And I'll tell you why Omarion and Helicopter was trending.
I got to ask, do you guys do this as well
on a freaky, freaky Friday?
All right, we'll get into all that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Caitlyn Jenner.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
Rumor has it.
On The Breakfast Club.
So listen up.
Well, Caitlyn Jenner has a message for President Donald Trump, and she gave this message via Twitter from one Republican to another.
Here is what Caitlyn has to say.
Finally, I have a message for President Trump from one Republican to another.
This is a disaster and you can still fix it.
You made a promise to protect the LGBTQ community. Call me.
All right. In addition, he wants to let Donald Trump know that he will see him in court and he
talks about, well, she talks about bullying. Now I have a message for the bullies. You're sick.
And because you're weak, you pick on kids, you pick on women or anyone else you think is
vulnerable. Apparently, even becoming the Attorney
General isn't enough to cure some people of their insecurities. As proof, the Supreme Court will soon
hear a very important Title IX case thanks to the courage of a very brave young man, Gavin Grimm.
Mr. President, we'll see you in court. Now Caitlyn Jenner is not happy that Donald Trump
has decided not to protect the right for the LGBTQ community to use the bathroom that they identify with, whatever gender.
You know, I was thinking about this yesterday.
Not once have I thought about where transgender people go to pee.
Where were they peeing before?
Well, whatever we was doing before, let's go back to that because I don't even know if people would notice if we wasn't making it such an issue.
Right. It's a big deal now for some reason.
And I've never even been in a bathroom.
Hey, use whatever bathroom you identify with.
Don't even worry about all this.
Yeah, I just feel like they're ringing unnecessary alarms.
Go back to whatever we were doing before, okay?
Because like I said, I don't even know if people would even notice
if we wasn't making it such an issue.
All right.
Now, Sean Kingston, what is going on here?
Yesterday we told you that he says he never got into any scuffle with the Migos.
Here was the audio, the video that Sean Kingston posted yesterday.
You see my face.
It was no beat down.
It was none of that.
You know what I'm saying?
It was a joke, but it wasn't a joke.
You know what I'm saying?
Music artist Sean Kingston is laughing it off tonight.
He says nine guys came after him,
including members of the hip-hop group Migos.
We went out there thinking we was going to have a conversation.
They FaceTimed me.
Yo, come outside.
Let's talk like men.
I miss you.
Let's chop it up.
You know what I'm saying?
As soon as I went outside, there was no talking.
They just started jumping on me and started throwing punches.
I didn't have a chance to put my set up.
I didn't have a chance to do nothing.
That's not the clip you wanted, was it?
No, it wasn't.
No, it definitely wasn't.
I knew that.
That was the updated clip, and that is when Sean Kingston actually went to the news
and talked about getting jumped by the Migos after previously saying there was no incident,
there was no beatdown.
Yeah, we got a new production team, people.
It's three months.
Good job.
Good job.
All right, now the question is this.
People were upset that Sean Kingston would do an interview with 8 News Now
and talk about the scuffle after, you know,
the Migos weren't in order for questioning or anything.
But now it seems like he's saying the Migos sent him a message.
They wanted to talk to him.
They wanted him to come outside, and that's when the beatdown occurred.
Is this going to be any type of fallout from this?
Can't trust a fat lying Negro, okay?
Because I'm going to tell you something. That's the type of guy
that would go in your house back in the day and you'd have a fresh
baked cake and he'd cut a slice
and then put it back like nothing happened.
And you'd be like, damn, what happened to my cake?
And he'll lie and say he didn't eat it, even though he got the crumbs all over his mouth.
Well, Sean Kingston says that he's
friends with Amigos, so he didn't understand what could
have happened, but he said, I'm hearing different stories.
I'm hearing it has something to do with Soulja Boy.
He was at my house. I said something in a
video that they didn't like. I just think that's
so lame that these same guys
be screaming, no snitching, no snitching, no
snitching, but you go to a news station and tell the
whole story. Why not just go to the police?
Tell me what's the difference between going
to the police and going to a news station.
There is nothing. It's a written statement.
It's down. It's definitely a statement.
And they could be arrested for assault.
Listen, you're a taxpaying American citizen. Nothing wrong with going to the police, guy.
Especially if you're going to hold a new old press conference about it.
Yeah, it was a little confusing to me.
Also because you did lie. First you went on record saying nothing happened. There was no scuffle.
Now you're saying it did happen and you got jumped.
And I'm thinking his man can't have an attorney.
Because the guy that shot in the air, wouldn't the attorney tell him don't say anything?
Don't say nothing to nobody.
He's standing there with him.
That's crazy.
You've already admitted to shooting in the air.
Not saying that you wouldn't admit in court, but still.
Yeah, Sean Kingston's friend did allegedly fire a gun
during the scuffle into the air.
Now he's facing multiple felony charges,
including felony possession of a firearm without a permit.
These new Negroes different, man.
I'm aware of the OGs. Now, Sean Kingston's saying that he held the situation down. He wasn't trying to hurt nobody. These new Negroes different, man. I wear the OGs.
Now, Sean Kingston's saying that he held the situation down.
He wasn't trying to hurt nobody.
He wasn't trying to do anything.
That don't mean that he still got arrested.
And he still shouldn't be talking about it on camera to a news network.
Not at all.
Ooh, all right.
This is going to be messy.
Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report.
All right.
Thank you, Ms. Yee.
Now, when we come back, we got some front page news.
What are we talking about, Yeezy?
We're going to talk about a day without women and what you're supposed to do on that day.
And we'll talk about the new Underground Railroad.
All right. We'll get into that when we come back.
Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get in some front page news.
Now, what are we talking about, Yee? I ain't got the paper still.
We're talking about a day without a woman.
They have given details on March 8th.
And by the way, March 8th is International Women's Day.
And National Masturbation Day, clearly, for men.
Oh, without women.
I got you.
Anyway, the strike is scheduled for that day.
It's going to recognize the enormous value that women of all backgrounds add to the socioeconomic system
while receiving lower wages and experiencing greater inequities.
And this all actually started after the Women's March on Washington took place,
where more than one million people took part across the country in that Women's March.
Now, what's going to happen that day?
Three actions on the Women's March website.
Women take the day off of work.
They exclusively shop, you exclusively shop, at small women and minority-owned businesses.
I guess we qualify, Envy.
Also, wear
red in solidarity. What about
household duties? Like, you know,
like, are you taking a break from mothering?
Yeah, no cooking, no mothering.
Well, I think this has more to do with
the economy. Good. So, someplace
where you go and get wages and you might not
be getting paid the same for the same work that you're doing
that a man does.
You punish the people who are oppressing you, basically.
Right.
I got you.
If you're an entrepreneur, you have your own business.
I would assume that means you can go ahead and do that.
But if you are an employee somewhere.
But home life won't be affected.
No, it's not affecting your home. But you still should, as a man, you know, give your wife the day off at home as well, too.
Well, you don't have to give her a day off.
She can decide to take the day off if she so chooses. No,
but a man has to step up and hold it down at the
house. If you got kids and you got, you
know, dinner to cook. Responsibility.
Kids got to get to school. The man got to step up
and hold it down. You guys can
agree to, okay, you're going to be
the person that steps up this day.
The guy got to do it. The guy has to take
the initiative. Alright, so
that is on March 8th once again.
Now, we were telling you about a new underground railroad that is emerging,
and that is because it's a secret network.
It's being compared to the underground railroad that was for runaway slaves
that were trying to get to freedom before the Civil War.
Now, right now, ICE is cracking down and trying to find any type of illegal aliens.
So now there are safe houses across California,
and that is going to protect people who are in danger of getting deported under Donald Trump's new order.
Right, so they're trying to get people to places where ICE can't find them
so they can stay with their families, they can be with their husbands,
they can avoid being detained and deported.
Let the record show, I think it's disgusting that we have to have safe houses for people in 2017 this is
just like when the slaves used to escape from the plantation and people used to put them in their
house but it's not a secret if you're reporting on the rumor report and it's not going to be a
secret if y'all put it on your facebook lives and your snapchats and your instagrams like you don't
have to take pictures saying hey look what i what I'm doing. I'm housing an illegal immigrant. This is so wrong, Donald Trump.
Don't tell on yourself.
People are nervous
too about getting in trouble for
housing people who are illegal
immigrants, but some people are willing
to take that risk. So what do we call this
organization? FIRE? Since ICE is after them?
No, it's not called FIRE.
You don't think that'd be dope? It's just a secret network
right now that they have. It's not a secret. And it used to be that if you go into a church or into a school, that's not called FIRE. You don't think that'd be dope? It's just a secret network right now that they have. It's not a secret.
And it used to be that if you go into like a church or into a school, that's a safe place
and they're not allowed to raid those places.
But under Donald Trump, that might not happen anymore.
President Obama made that order.
Man, these people smoke Marlboros in church.
You think they care?
Definitely not.
And if you have your Uber account and you're trying to delete that app, Uber is sending
messages to certain people saying that they are hurting.
After reading Susan Fowler's blog post, Susan Fowler had described Uber as a place that is sexist.
And she says as an engineer there, she was routinely suffering from sexism at work.
So Uber is now saying that's not true.
They're suffering and they also said that they've marked your account to be deleted when you try to delete it.
Please bear in mind, we cannot recover your account after it has been deleted.
Yeah, if you try to quit Uber, if you try to delete Uber from your...
There's no coming back.
Your iPhone app, if you don't successfully do it, every time you order a car, it's going to be Chris Brown's face.
All right.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Every time you order a car, Chris Brown's face pops up as your driver. Mm-mm. All right. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Every time you order a car, Chris Brown's face pops up as your driver.
Mm-mm.
All right.
Well, that is your front page news.
All right.
Thank you, Missy.
I just want to tell everybody that Eddie still didn't send me the right paperwork.
But anyway.
Oh, Eddie.
Eddie's going on.
Eddie, our producer, is supposed to send me the paperwork.
Still haven't.
But anyway.
Eddie's our new producer, ladies and gentlemen.
Envy's giving him a hard time. No. It's not a hard time. Oh. Just want him to do what we're supposed to send me the paperwork? Still haven't. But anyway, it's... Eddie's our new producer, ladies and gentlemen. Envy's giving him a hard time.
No.
It's not a hard time.
Oh.
Just want him to do what we're supposed to be doing.
Ew.
All right, anyway, it's Friday, so you know what that means?
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And you didn't say that with much enthusiasm,
and I don't know if this is necessarily a Freaky Friday topic.
All right, well, let's talk about the topic.
You gave somebody donkey today the other day because of what?
Yeah, I gave the
Sandusky Police Department
in Sandusky, Ohio
a donkey today
because they arrested
a 26-year-old care worker
named Brittany Foltz.
Now, Brittany faces charges
of gross sexual imposition.
She basically was flashing
this 100-year-old man
that she was taking care of.
She was flashing him
and giving him a lap dance
based on that.
So the question we're asking,
800-585-1051.
The man was 100 years old.
100 years old, man. He doesn't have much
living yet. Come on now.
He's almost clocked out.
He was there at the real Underground
Railroad. He was helping the slaves
when it was really going down with Harriet Tubman
and them. So was she giving him
a treat? Something nice, something positive,
something for him?
She didn't harm him?
Did he look like he knew what was going on?
It's 100 years old.
Or was it foul?
800-585-1051.
See, Charlamagne, you didn't think of this, though.
What happened if he did not like vagina?
He might like man, but you don't know what he liked.
And if you have a problem with a man doing it to a woman,
then you should have a problem with a woman doing that to him.
I'm just saying, 800-585-1051.
None of your points have anything to do with this situation.
All right, well, we're asking.
800-585-1051.
She danced for the 100-year-old man.
She flashed him. Was that foul,
or was she looking him out? Call us up right now.
Blessings come in all different shapes and sizes. Remember that.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
That was fab to me.
I'm so into you.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Now, it's Friday, so you know what that means.
I don't know.
We should be doing Freaky Freaky Friday for this topic.
Yeah, I don't know that this is necessarily Freaky Friday.
All right.
Well, maybe it's not Freaky Friday.
This guy is so crazy, man.
We're asking.
800-585-1051.
Charlemagne gave donkey the day the other day to who, Charlemagne?
Yeah, the Sandusky Police Department in Sandusky, Ohio.
You know, they arrested a 26-year-old care worker named Brittany Fultz.
Now, all Brittany was doing was giving a lap dance to a 100-year-old man that she was caring for.
She didn't have sex with him.
She didn't hurt him.
Well, we don't know what happened when the camera wasn't on.
Well, that's true.
But when the cameras was on, what she was actually arrested for, what we can prove,
is she was giving the man a lap dance and she was flashing the man, showing him a little
ta-ta's and a little ass.
So you think it was a blessing?
You damn right.
If I'm 100 years old and I'm sitting in an old folks home and I'm suffering from dementia
and I ain't had no action in years and I'm probably watching this little 26-year-old care worker every day
imagining her naked just to keep my blood flowing,
and she all of a sudden starts giving me a lap dance.
Hell yeah!
I'm going to say, well, thank you, God.
See, now, my issue with this is that that's just what we saw on camera.
That's taking advantage of somebody who perhaps a lot of these victims
in nursing homes can't speak.
Some of them can't even walk.
They don't have their memories.
They're there to be cared for, taken care of.
And I don't know that I find that to be a good thing.
I think of what if that was somebody in my family
when they get older and I saw that video,
I would be disgusted that I'm paying for someone
to be taken care of and this is happening.
And they just recently did a story about
over a thousand nursing homes in the United States
and how people are routinely raped
and taken advantage of.
See, we're not going that far.
We're not talking about all those.
We're just talking about flashing.
But then you have to think about it like this. I thought about it.
I said, well, that is kind of foul. But then I'm thinking about it.
If my dad was in a nursing home, right?
Come on now. Let's say my mom wasn't there.
My dad's been there by himself.
And this young, how old was she?
26 years old. 26! Come out there
with her little perky breasts and her perky ass and want to dance with my dad.
I don't see my dad having a problem with it.
Yeah, but this man was suffering from dementia.
He has no memories.
He doesn't know what's going on.
It's actually really just disgusting.
Why would he even do that?
I have suffered from dementia with every girl I've ever had sex with.
Okay?
I always act like I don't know what's going on.
That's because, you know why?
Because when you're a guy, you lose a lot of poom poom because you talk too much.
As a guy, you should just play dumb and act like you don't know what's going on.
Act naive.
That's how you get bought boxed.
Well, he's not playing dumb, though.
Because they didn't have sex.
It's kind of just like watching Soul Paul on TV.
Yeah, but if you saw that and that's just what you saw on camera, you don't know what else this person is doing.
I can only judge her based on what I saw on camera.
I wouldn't want that person working amongst people in a nursing home.
You can't try somebody for what you didn't see. You got to try them with the evidence that's her based on what I saw on camera. I wouldn't want that person working amongst people in a nursing home. You can't try somebody
for what you didn't see.
You got to try them
with the evidence that's presented.
We saw what was on camera.
Well, that seems like
some type of sexual abuse to me.
Well, let's go to the phone lines.
For somebody that didn't ask for it
that is not responsive.
We don't know if he asked for it, though.
Who can't protect himself?
He's suffering from dementia.
We don't know if he asked for it,
but let's go to the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, what's good, man?
Good morning.
This is a longtime friend.
It's Marcus with a K.
Marcus with a K.
Marcus with a K.
Marcus with a K.
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Marcus with a K.
My brother, talk to me, man.
Was the girl wrong
for giving the old man a lap dance?
Nah, she wasn't wrong.
You never know, man.
That probably was that man
dying wishes
and she just did a little thing
for a friend's piece of change.
Once again,
something that we don't know.
I've been trying to get on that wheel also.
You could be right.
Yeah.
All right, thank you, Marcus with a K.
Hello, who's this?
What's up, man?
Good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Now, we're talking about this young lady that danced for a 100-year-old man.
Was it a blessing or was it foul?
It's both, to be honest with you, man.
Like, it's a blessing because, you know, he's 100 years old.
Dude probably ain't seen no booty in about 80 years.
At least 80.
No, not 80.
Come on, 80.
Maybe 40 years. Maybe 30. No, I give him 20. I mean,. No, not 80. Maybe 40 years.
Maybe 30.
No, I'll give him 20.
I mean, come on, man.
Is he black or white?
I don't know, man.
That's a good question.
What?
Well, I mean, that's a good question.
Because if he white, you got to understand, if he white, they're going to be like, oh,
yeah, oh, yeah.
Well, that's not right because he shouldn't have to deal with stuff like that.
It could be somebody black dancing for him.
But if he's a black person, like, man, let that man see some ass before he die.
Like, I mean, really? Come on.
Man, I don't care what color he is.
He's 100. I wish that all men that are 100 years old
who like booty can see naked women
26 years old when they get that age.
Exactly. Like, come on, man.
That dude ain't got nothing else to live for.
Come on.
Let that man see some booty, man. A little thong.
She could have freckles on her body.
Yeah, Charlie, enjoy it.
Yeah, I'm with you, brother.
All right, thank you.
800-585-1051.
We're talking about somebody.
Actually, Charlemagne gave Donkey a date the other day.
Now, why'd you give him Donkey today, Charlemagne?
Well, I gave Donkey a date to the Sandusky Police Department in Sandusky, Ohio,
because they arrested the girl.
Her name's Brittany Foltz.
She's 26 years old, and she was on camera giving a 100-year-old
man that she was caring for
a lap dance and showing him
her ta-tas and, you know,
mooning the man and telling him,
I'm going to make you feel good. So we're asking,
was that a blessing or was that foul?
800-585-1051.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
It's DJ MV, Angela Yee,
Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just joined us, we're taking your calls, 800-585-1051.
We're talking about a 26-year-old woman who was dancing and showing her ass.
A 26-year-old caregiver. Her name is Brittany Foltz.
Showing her breasts.
Yeah, she was caring for this 100-year-old man, and she decided to give him a lap dance
and flash him her ta-tas and show him a little booty.
I have no problem with it.
I hope when I'm 100 years old, it's a pretty little young ting dancing for me as well.
Okay?
I have no problem with that whatsoever.
I just feel like if she wouldn't have been, like, straddling his leg and touching him and maybe just standing, it wouldn't have been as bad.
But I feel like once you put your—you touch somebody, it's just different to me.
I can't wait to get straddled.
And I just want to ask you guys, if this is a man
doing this to a 100-year-old woman,
would that be okay? That's a mute point.
Is that a blessing? I'm just asking. That's a mute point,
though. Why? That has nothing to do
with this case. Nothing.
Why? It's a caregiver
giving a lap dance to one of the
patients in the home. That's a mute point.
That's a double standard that don't even matter right now.
It does matter.
Now your dad. Whatever.
If your dad was 100 years old,
you don't think your dad would want that?
I don't think he would know what was going on.
But I'm going to tell you this, if I'm
paying for my dad to be in a nursing home
and one of the employees did that, I would want them fired.
Listen, all older people,
men and women, love a little wink from a younger person.
Okay, it makes them feel like they still got it.
That's not a wink when you're straddling someone's leg.
Oh, that was a wink.
When she turned around and she mooned him, her little brown eye was ranking.
Well, I'm not with it.
I don't agree.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Hello, who's this?
Vicky.
Hey, Vicky.
Now, is that a blessing, Vicky, or is that foul?
I think it's a blessing because I really had to sit back and think.
If my grandfather was getting flashed at his nursing home, he would be happy.
And if my grandmother was getting flashed some penis, she would be happy, too.
The man's not dead.
There's no harm in that.
It wasn't just the flash, though, by the way.
She definitely was straddling on his leg.
She gave him a lap dance.
Then he would be even happier.
That's fine.
She ain't hurting him.
She's not hurting him.
He's alive.
She didn't hurt him.
She didn't verbally abuse him.
She didn't sexually abuse him.
There's worse things going on in nursing homes.
We don't know that he asked for that.
We don't know he didn't.
Thank you, Vicky.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, what's up?
This is King Lamar, Vicky.
King Lamar.
Now, we're talking about this young lady that was a caregiver.
Was that a blessing or was that foul?
I think that Charlamagne, right, he looked at it from a straight dude perspective, right?
I'm gay.
So, like, vagina looks like the inside of the predator's mouth to me.
Yeah.
Like, listen.
Yo,
I went to a strip club for his birthday, and I sat
behind the table because I didn't want
that touching me. And this kid came
up and sat on me and put a
vagina on my jeans, and I wanted to cut
my leg off. See?
So basically you're saying if it was a 26
year old male caregiver, you'd be fine with it.
Listen, you can slap me
with your penis all day, but don't put
my leg off.
I don't think that's fair to just assume
that because he's a 100 year old guy
that he would be loving
boobies and a vagina. See, but that's
what I said. I did say if the male was gay,
he wouldn't want vagina on him. That's the only thing.
I mean, life is all about perspective.
I understand that. Alright, so what's the moral of the story,
guys? The moral of the story is we don't stop playing
because we grow old. We grow old because we
stop playing. Okay? At 100 years old,
I'm going to still be playing. You hear me? And I hope a
26-year-old caregiver wants to play with me.
It's just female. What if it's a man?
That's rape.
See?
You can't.
Damn rape. See? You can't. You can't do a damn rape.
You even got rumors on the way?
We'll keep playing.
Yes, we will talk about Keke Palmer.
She is responding to what Trey Songz said on The Breakfast Club about her lying about talking to him.
Also, spinning around like a helicopter.
We'll tell you what allegedly video of Omarion shows.
Okay, we'll get into all that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
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Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
And shout out to everybody in Detroit.
What up, Doe?
I'm out here broadcasting live.
Yesterday, I did my first silent party, which was kind of strange and weird.
Why do they need a DJ for a silent party?
Well, what they do is the music actually doesn't play out loud in the speakers.
They give everybody headphones that come in there,
and you get to listen to the DJ DJ through the headphones.
It was kind of weird.
That's just dumb.
You're just encouraging people to be antisocial.
We're already antisocial enough with everybody in their phone.
Why would you do that?
Now, I'm going to tell you, I went to one of those parties before,
Nick Grant, when he had his listening session.
But it wasn't a bad idea because you had to really listen to the lyrics
and the headphones.
We all listened to the music
Just send me the album for me to listen at home
The point of being out amongst people
Is to be social with people
I guess sometimes when people have listening parties
No one really listens to the music
So that's the way to make sure that they're focused
I mean I understood it
But for a party it didn't make sense
But they had three different DJs spinning
So there's three channels on the headphones,
so you can listen to me, or you can listen to DJ Infamous,
or you can listen to the other DJ.
It was different.
The same amount of people that watched Revolt
was listening to Envy at that party.
Nah, I actually had a lot more, by the way.
Diddy, Cassie, French Montana.
That's who watched Revolt.
All right, well, let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Nicki Minaj.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor Report.
Rumor Report.
This is the Rumor Report.
Talk to them.
With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, Nicki Minaj was featured on two new songs yesterday.
One of them was Jason Derulo.
It's called Swalla, and it's featuring Nicki Minaj and Ty Dolla $ign.
Check this out. I'm having another good year. We don't get blims for that. Your sick ain't still cold. We don't get minks for that.
When I'm popping them bananas, we don't link chimps for that.
I gave these bitches two years, now your time's up.
Bless her heart, she throwing shots, but every line sucks.
I'm in that cherry red foreign with the brown guts.
My dick is black, they might do the LeBron nuts.
Ooh, Nicki's sounding good on that dial.
I like that one.
Drop one of Clues Bombs for Nicki Minaj on that dial.
Nicki going in.
Nicki's sounding good on that dial.
All right, now she's also featured on a Gucci Mane song,
and we all saw the picture of the two of them.
I didn't know if they would ever be friends again
after what happened previously via Twitter,
but it looks like they are making music.
It looks like they even were on the set of a video shoot,
and the song is called Make Love.
See, silly rabbit, to be the queen of rap,
you gotta sell records, you gotta get plaques.
S, plural like the S on my chest.
Now sit your dumb ass down, you got an F on your test.
Oh, Nikki's back snapping.
I gotta hear more of that one.
This is gonna be an interesting summer.
That one didn't excite me like the first one.
I got to hear more of that one.
It wasn't because I could see you doing your little whine to the first one.
You saw me whining?
You saw them hips now.
I saw that.
Come on now.
You saw them hips now.
I hope they play this in Charlotte this weekend.
You want to see me dirty whine?
I want to see Charlotte in Charlotte.
You want to see me dirty whine?
What?
I don't know if I want to see that.
All right.
Now, Amber Rose
Has purchased Ace of Diamonds
The strip club in Los Angeles
She made that announcement
She said I was a dancer, I was an exotic dancer
I was a stripper for a very long time
Best time of my life by the way
I had the time of my life
But do y'all know Ace of Diamonds? Well I bought it
So this is to every girl out there, every stripper
Y'all can one day be on stage with Russell Simmons
Receiving an award.
It makes sense. So that was at the All Deaf Movie
Awards ceremony that she said that. It makes
sense. You know, it's like the guy that works at
Fry's and he does burgers and he buys them
at McDonald's. Hey man, you used to dance on the pole,
now you own it. Drop on a Clues
Bomb. Scribbles need inspiration too.
There you go. You can't script forever.
But speaking of stripping, there's this video
that's been circulating.
I saw it on Famulous.
I don't know if this is really Omarion, but it's just a funny story.
I saw that Omarion in Helicopter was trending and everybody's putting Helicopter in his comments.
Why is that? Well, allegedly there's this video out and Omarion is swinging his penis around like a helicopter.
And it's like going faster and faster
like a propeller on a helicopter.
You guys have never tried that at home?
I've done that before.
See?
I ain't got that kind of length on my penis
to be just swinging it around like a helicopter.
How long is Mario's penis
that he can just swing it around like a damn helicopter?
You gotta look at the video.
And it's not even...
Obviously, if you're hard, you can't do that
because it won't move like that.
So it kind of has to be loose.
If you think about it. So he was on
soft and he was swinging his penis around?
You never done that before? I don't have that kind of
length on my penis, especially when I'm not hard.
That ain't happening. I'm not going to sit here
and be one of these lying dudes talking
about, I'm swinging my penis around.
I ain't got that kind of length or that kind of hang time.
I'm sure you can slap it under your belly button
or something. No.
You never did that before either?
What you mean?
What are y'all talking about?
You never played with it and made it make that slapping noise?
You're corny in bed, bro.
You're corny in bed, bro.
So you're shaming me because I don't have a long penis?
That's what it sounds like.
You're shaming me because I have a short penis?
My penis looks like me.
Okay, well, let me ask you this.
It's short and girthy.
What are you talking about?
Don't shame me.
When you go to the bathroom, where do you put it when you sit on the toilet?
I put it in the toilet.
You put it in the toilet?
Where else am I going to put it?
I don't know.
You act like it's a freaking phone.
Hey, put your phone on the counter.
Put your penis on the counter.
Where else am I going to put my penis?
I just wonder what guys do.
You don't put it on your leg?
No.
But if you're pooping, why would you want it in the toilet?
Okay, clearly you don't have a penis.
Yeah, she doesn't.
Clearly, I don't know what she's talking about.
My penis don't even go back there.
Penis in the poop bowl is separated far enough from each other.
Guys, okay.
And I don't have to worry about those problems.
Please, guys, please, please.
It's Friday.
Let's not get in trouble.
What's going on?
I only mess with guys if they hit the water when they sit down.
I ain't got that problem either.
Just letting you know that right now.
I'm kidding.
By the way.
I mean, I don't know what happens.
What are you talking about?
Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday.
What are you talking about, Yee?
What games do you play with your penis?
Jesus Christ.
No, I'm serious.
It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday.
Would you finish?
Okay.
That was your rumor report on Angela Yee.
Oh, my goodness.
Awkward.
Charlamagne.
Yes.
Who are you giving that little donkey to?
Listen, I need Sean.
First of all, my donkey, I have a fat donkey, all right?
I got hips and ass.
Okay, whatever.
Maybe a little short in the penis department, but that's fine.
A little box penis.
But we need Sean Kingston to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a word with him, okay?
All right, we'll get into that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
I was born a donkey.
It's the donkey of the day.
Look at these donkeys.
Bunch of f***ers.
For the donkey of the day.
That's pretty funny.
Charlamagne the devil?
Possibly.
The Breakfast Club.
Yes, donkey of the day for Friday, February 24th goes to Sean Kingston.
Sean, what's up, my young, lying, inconsistent brother?
This is your Uncle Charla talking.
I don't understand why people choose to lie in this social media age of transparency
because it used to be a saying that everything that happens in the dark comes out in the light well being that the cameras are always on being that people are
always watching that light is always shining there is no darkness anymore okay light everywhere
some people shine it on themselves most of the time is being shined on you by others
sean kingston decided to shine it on himself now earlier this, we heard rumors about the Migos allegedly jumping Sean Kingston.
During this imaginary altercation, one of Sean's homeboys was arrested for firing off a shot in
the air and ended up getting booked for three felony counts for pointing the gun at three people
in addition to felony possession of a firearm without a permit. Now, what was he shooting for?
What was he shooting for? You heard me call it an imaginary altercation. I called it an imaginary altercation because
according to Sean Kingston earlier this week, he didn't really get jumped. Do we have the audio?
Look at you boy, man. You look like I got jumped. I look smooth as motherfucking ice, man.
I look smooth as a donut. Real tough sucker. Real tough sucker.
Now, we live in an era where people care so much about what other people think.
Don't act like you don't, because if you didn't, when you heard a rumor about yourself,
you wouldn't do a whole video saying said rumor didn't happen.
When the police asked Sean Kingston about the situation, he apparently said nothing.
I read that on Bossip. Drop on the clues bombs for Bossip, damn it.
Salute to Bossip.
He apparently said nothing when he
talked to the uh the police and then of course he went online you just heard that and denied it
happened all together well if that is the case why oh why did sean kingston go on abc 8 las vegas
to snitch let's hear it you feel me you see my face it was no beat down it was none of that you
know what i'm saying it was a joke but it wasn of that. You know what I'm saying? It was a jump, but it wasn't a jump. You get what I'm saying? Music artist Sean Kingston is laughing it off
tonight. He says nine guys came after him, including members of the hip hop group Migos.
We went out there thinking we was going to have a conversation. They FaceTimed me,
yo, come outside. Let's talk like men. I miss you. Let's chop it up. You know what I'm saying?
As soon as I went outside, it was no talking. It was people, they just started jumping on me and
start throwing punches. I didn't have a chance to put my set up.
I didn't have a chance to do nothing.
It sounds like he got jumped at me.
Yeah.
You young boys really confuse me.
First of all, I'm a taxpaying citizen of the United States of America.
I don't care about no street credit, okay?
No damn hood scraps.
I don't play none of those games.
So if I want to go to the police, I'm going.
And I don't give a damn who knows.
But the difference between me and Sean Kingston is I don't claim to be the roughest toughest rude boy jamaican
gangster does this sound like a man who talks to the police i gotta get on stand on the world
no you're a bumper clock youngster y'all fried take care of them you straight like that
whole ass man wrote you no dirt pulled up on your ass, ready to drop your ass. You called peace, pet rally.
Oh, man, I ain't done, done, done, done.
You f***ing hoe-ass n***a.
Thug was about ready to drop your ass.
You called peace.
Man, we seen this f***ing movie before.
Get this clown out of here.
That was Sean Kingston talking that tough talk. Oh, that was him?
Yeah, that was Sean.
I'm scared of him.
I don't know what to believe.
One minute the Migos didn't jump you.
Next minute, you're not talking to police about it.
Then the very next minute, you're on the news in Vegas giving a statement.
Sean Kingston, that's snitching.
I don't care how you try to spin it.
You didn't give a statement to the police, but you gave a statement to the news network in Las Vegas,
and you don't think the police are watching that?
I don't care either way.
All I want is for you young Negroes to start having some consistency and some integrity about yourself.
The thing about telling the truth is you don't have to remember what you said.
These dudes lie so much, I don't even think Sean Kingston remembers telling us it didn't happen.
The day before.
Exactly.
And Sean Kingston will be the same person who hears this donkey of the day and will say, man, I didn't snitch on anybody.
And I'm here to tell you that, yes, you did.
You sat in front of a camera and told a news station what happened after you said it didn't happen.
Sean, listen to your Uncle Sharla.
You snitch, bro
Okay, you can't live two lives either. You gonna be this
Rasta pasta big bad gangster like this. I love Rasta pasta
Youngstown of the world. No, you're a bumble clock youngster. Y'all fried take care any guys them you straight like that whole ass
Roll to the dirt pulled up on your ass ready to drop your ass you call peace pet rally oh man i ain't no no no no whole ass dog was about ready to drop your ass you call peace
man we seen this movie before get this clown out of here are you gonna be the guy who's about peace
like this and sean kingston is about unity and sean kingston about feel good music and spreading
love until you figure it out you have to get these sweet sounds and hammer tones. You are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey of the day.
Yee-haw.
Well, it's Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
What just happened?
I don't know.
Now, this is coming out of Omarion's penis pause.
Oh, my gosh.
Now, if you just heard the rumors,
we talked about Omarion doing the helicopter with his penis.
So we're asking.
We don't know for sure that was him.
Allegedly, it's Omarion. Allegedly.
Thanks for the allegedly.
800-585-1051.
Fellas, what games do you play with your penis?
And ladies, what games does your man play with his penis?
I don't.
Can he put it in his own?
Oh.
Now, shout out to Niles.
He hit us up.
He said he's in the car with his 65-year-old uncle listening to penis talk.
And he actually just sent us all the craziest story about his penis. He said he's in the car with his 65 year old uncle listening to penis talk and he actually just sent us
all the craziest story about his penis.
What'd he say? Something about
what he can do because he's very flexible.
Oh, I don't know.
Congratulations to all these people who have
contortionist penises.
Charlamagne doesn't have one of those.
You've never done a helicopter?
I told you, I don't have that kind of length on my penis
to just be swinging it around.
Alright, now what about the one where you go up and down and it slaps your belly button? You've never done a helicopter? I'm surprised. I told you, I don't have that kind of length on my penis to just be swinging it around. Sorry, sorry.
All right, now what about the one where you go up and down and it slaps your belly button?
No, guys do that.
That's fun.
I don't like this conversation.
When they do that.
I think you should look up autofillatio.
That's a good game.
My penis isn't long enough to even be in none of these conversations that y'all having with each other.
Somebody Google autofillatio.
Y'all should try that.
All right.
You can see that.
I'm impressed.
585-1051.
That is the question.
Again, it's Freaky, Freaky,
Freaky Friday.
We're asking,
what games do you play
with your penis?
And ladies,
what games does your man
play with his penis?
I'm just curious.
Call us up right now.
Are you asking ladies
what games their mans
play with their penis?
Yeah, guys always do
fun stuff with their penis.
You could have just
left it at guys.
What games do you do
with your penis? No, we want the ladies to call as well. I think it's funny. You could have just left it at guys. What games do you do with your penis?
No, we want the ladies to call as well.
I think it's funny.
You know, his gentleman is just tight because he has a little penis.
He can't do the helicopter game.
By the way, my penis is like the baby bear's porridge.
Thank you.
It's just right.
Seven inches, three-fourths, eight in the summertime, two inches of girth.
I am fine over here not being able to put my penis over my head and swing it around like a helicopter.
Thank you.
Can it touch your leg?
I'm not Petey Pablo.
Can it at least touch your leg?
No.
It doesn't even touch his leg.
It'll die.
No, it doesn't touch his thigh.
800-585-1051 is The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
All right, now back to Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Now, what games do you play with your penis?
I do the helicopter game, and I also can smack my belly button.
I'm trying to think what else I do.
I don't know.
That's about it.
Did you ever try to put it in your own butt?
No.
Did you ever try to lick it?
No.
Okay, I'm just asking.
I'm talking about this.
All right, now, Tone Skola on Twitter said he does the pendulum.
What is that?
I'm going to assume the pendulum means you just go like back and forth like a pendulum.
You know, it just sounds heavy.
Well, God bless all the brothers who have that kind of hang time, who have that kind of length.
Charlemagne doesn't have that.
My penis is seven inches three-fourth, eight in the summertime.
And it's only seven inches three-fourth when it's erect.
What have you seen, Yee?
You've seen a bunch of penises.
That's funny to you?
What have you seen, Yee?
Maybe I see yours online
They not playing fair this morning, boy
Wow
Wow
Y'all are on one this morning
I think we should just go to the phones right now
I think we should just go to the phones
Hello? Hello? Hello, good morning Good morning. I think we should just go to the phones right now. I think we should just go to the phones.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, good morning.
Good morning.
Who's this?
Hi, it's Gloria from Fort Lauderdale.
Hey, what games does your man play with his penis?
Yeah, so we like to shower together,
and he likes to splash water around on me with his penis.
He does a helicopter with no hands. Well, we hope that's water.
What is a helicopter thing?
No, he cleans himself before he does it.
I feel like if you keep twisting your penis like that,
then it'll like...
You ever twisted a mole until the blood stopped flowing
and it falls off?
You don't twist.
How many years you be twisting your penis?
You don't have to twist your penis, Shonda Mae.
You sound like a hater.
He is a hater.
That sounds painful.
But no, he does it with no hands.
No hands.
That's what I'm talking about.
Slash me.
You're stupid.
Now, I have done that as well.
You're in the shower.
You smack your wife's ass with your penis.
Boom.
You never did that either, Charlamagne?
Oh, yeah.
Smacked my leg.
Smacked my leg.
Oh, yeah.
That's when he on hard, though, right?
No.
You sound really upset, Charlamagne.
Charlamagne.
Charlamagne can't do nothing with that little thing.
It's all right, Charlamagne.
They got pumped up. This is sad.
It's okay, baby.
Look at the little baby penis.
Charlamagne about to get some more Magna RX today.
Look at the little baby penis.
Hello, who's this?
She stunned me so bad. She was like, it's okay, Charlamagne. Thank you for calling. Hello, who's this? She's stunning me so bad.
She's like, it's okay, Sharla.
Thank you for calling.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, what up, Envy?
Hey, what's up?
Ansley, you asked this question.
So what games do you play with your penis?
Yo, I do the Ball Johnson dance.
I just let that joint swing left and right while she catch it with her mouth.
Okay, so you do kind of the...
Why you call it the Ball Johnson?
Because you just swing it. You just swing in the Johnson with the ball. Okay, so you do kind of the... Why you call it the ball Johnson? Because you just swing it.
You just swing in the Johnson.
I thought that was called teabag.
Hey, don't take this the wrong way, sir.
This is Charlamagne talking.
How long is your penis on soft?
Man, on soft, I'm about eight inches, man.
You need to eat the right food, man.
Some kale, some green juice.
You need to double up on that.
All I eat is kale and green juice.
You better eat more.
Right.
So you basically swag surf with your penis. Pretty much. Okay. There you go. Bro, you better eat more. Right. So you guys, so you basically swag set up with your
penis? Pretty much.
So listen, bro, bro, bro,
when you get hard, how big is your penis?
Man, listen.
Yo, man, you got a remote control, man?
Yeah, I be doing that. I be putting
the remote up next to mine when I'm hard. Only his is the
Apple TV remote control.
The little tiny one.
Yo, ye, yo, ye, yo, ye.
So you know about us
that got to drop it in the water
when we sit down there, huh?
I know you got to hold it up
with both hands.
You got to roll it.
We call it the tuck and roll.
Okay, enough, enough.
You put it in your butt?
Charlamagne, you ask a lot of questions
about another man's penis.
He envious of us.
You know what I mean?
He ain't used to this. He's a young stubby. Why envious of us. You know what I mean? He ain't used to this.
He's a young stubby.
Why would you give...
A young stubby.
Why would a woman give fellatio to a man whose penis was in the toilet?
Like, you doing a number two while your penis in the toilet?
I guess because it could reach.
Yuck.
I mean, you got to tuck it somewhere.
All right, thank you.
I do think that sounds unsanitary, though.
Exactly.
First of all, you inquired about another man's penis.
I'm grown. And then you hate him.
I'm a grown-ass man, and I'm secure in mine.
He's a grown-ass man with a baby penis.
It's not a baby penis.
He's called Stubby.
It's seven inches, three-fourths, eight when it's warm.
I just don't have that much length when it's on soft.
That's all.
So you don't like it when it's cold outside, huh?
Nope. I feel like I got a cl it's cold outside, huh? No.
I feel like I got a clitoris.
Thank you, man.
Yo, y'all have a good day.
You too.
Y'all have a good day.
Charlamagne just has a big clitoris.
All right.
800-585-1051.
We're asking.
We're talking about Omarion's video.
Well, it wasn't released.
I guess it leaked.
Allegedly, it's Omarion.
We don't know for sure that it's Omarion.
That's the story.
He's doing the helicopter.
I'm rocking with it. Now, Charlamagne, you don't a Tamarion. That's the story. He's doing the helicopter.
I'm rocking with it.
Now, Charlamagne, you don't have to hold your penis to do the helicopter.
You just got to move your hips and it does it.
I ain't got time for that.
That looks stupid.
It could just be like a small helicopter.
Right.
Yeah, how long do the propellers have to be?
It doesn't have to be long.
This club.
Woo!
Hey, now!
Now, today we're heading out to CIAA.
We're going to be in North Carolina all weekend long,
except for Charlamagne, who's doing a show tonight.
Yeah, I got my show on Common Sense tonight, 11.30 p.m. on MTV2.
Special guest Dan Rather.
You should tune in.
I'm doing the Blue Notes day party today.
So we're kicking off CIAA, and then I'm going to hang out with Yee.
Where are you going to be at, Yee, tonight?
I'm going to be at Enso.
It's at the Epicenter.
Okay.
But I will be in Charlotte tomorrow for our sixth annual day party at the V Lounge 500.
500, don't get me to lying about the address, but it's the V Lounge in Charlotte.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Beyonce.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The rumor report.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's the rumor report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, I have to say I wasn't surprised about this.
Beyonce is not going to perform at Coachella this year.
Her doctor has ordered her to take it easy for the rest of her pregnancy.
So now she has agreed to headline next year already.
I mean, look, she's pregnant with twins.
Not the best idea for her to perform.
You got to worry about that before you do anything.
I'll take a rain check from Beyonce.
Right.
It's for the best.
I'm pretty sure Beyonce
will still be popping next year.
Plus, you don't want to risk anything
potentially going wrong
in this strenuous performance.
It's a couple months away.
So does somebody replace her?
Do you add somebody to the lineup?
I actually suggested to someone yesterday
they should just add Solange.
Solange is having a great moment
with Seat at the Table.
Why not put Solange on there?
I'm not mad at that.
I love Seat at the Table.
That's dope, yeah.
But you can't say Solange is
replacing. No, it can't be a replacement.
Just say added to the lineup.
It's Solange. I wouldn't be mad at that.
Alright, Kanye. He is now
going to be doing his own cosmetics line.
It's going to be makeup,
perfumes, lotions, cosmetics called
Donda. Of course, after his mother
who passed away back in 2007.
So, there you have it. Do you want to smell like Kanye now? Well, it's based after his mother who passed away back in 2007. So there you have it.
Do you want to smell like Kanye now?
Well, it's based after his mom.
Okay.
Do you want to smell like Kanye?
I don't know what Kanye smells like.
Okay.
Not into that.
All right.
Jameis Winston recently was talking at an elementary school,
and people were very upset about some things that he had to say.
All right. He's the Buccaneers quarterback,
and here's what he told third through fifth graders
at Melrose Elementary in St. Petersburg.
Young boys, stand up, man.
The ladies, the ladies sit down.
Sit down.
But all my boys, stand up.
Stand up.
We strong, right?
Just tell me one time.
I can do anything I put my mind to.
A lot of boys don't supposed to be soft-spoken.
But the ladies, they supposed to be silent, polite, gentle.
But my men now, my men supposed to be strong.
Okay, so I want y'all to tell me what the third rule of life is.
What's the third rule of life?
I can do anything I put my mind to.
Oh.
But come on.
Now, you're telling the women we're supposed to be soft-spoken.
Hey, man.
James is making...
Sit down.
Jason James.
Men, stand up.
James is trying to make America great again.
We're strong.
Come on.
That just sounded crazy.
He's trying to make America great again.
Women, sit down and shut the hell up.
Stay in the kitchen.
That's all he's trying to say.
Absolutely not.
He's just trying to make America great again.
Terrible, terrible, terrible thing to say to these young third through fifth graders.
Everybody stand up.
Everybody's supposed to be strong.
I agree with you.
All right, Keke Palmer versus Trey Songz.
Now, when Trey Songz was on The Breakfast Club,
we discussed the whole situation with him and Keke Palmer,
where she said she didn't want to be in his music video and had to hide in the closet.
Here's what Trey Songz had to say about that.
I ain't called Keke. I ain't Trey Songz had to say about that. I ain't called Kiki.
I ain't tried to call Kiki.
None of that.
I did not put her in the video without her permission either.
Okay, but you did take the video down because you were like,
I don't want these issues.
I ain't do that either.
I ain't have nothing to do with nothing.
Y'all do what y'all want to do.
The label want to take it down.
It's not my video.
It's not a song that's on any album.
It's not attached to it.
It's somebody else's song.
It's a video that we shot in passing at a party.
Like, I don't care that much to sneak Kiki Palmer in the video for two seconds.
Who the f*** does that?
I'm going to sneak you in the video, Kiki?
No, I'm not.
F*** out of here.
Well, he said he never even spoke to her, even though she said they cleared things up.
So here is Kiki Palmer.
She was on Chicago Morning Takeover.
Here's what she said.
I mean, he's lying.
He knows what it is. He knows what it is.
I know what it is.
And people are going to say what they want to say.
There's nothing I can really do about that.
It's over now.
Because we already came to a conclusion.
So the way I feel about it is like, look, man, God bless you.
Like, I've already let it go.
And I was the one that felt a way.
So it's like, if I can let it go, you can let it go.
But if you don't want to let it go, I really don't give a shit.
Because I've already moved forward.
But I can take it.
Because the messages I got from other women saying that they were
put in similar situations and had gone through
unfortunately similar events with this person,
it made me feel like, woo, praise God.
I knew I did what I needed to do.
Somebody call Jameis Winston so he can tell Kiki to sit
down and be quiet. Stop it.
I don't know Kiki Palmer like that.
I know Trey Songz, known Trey since like
03 or 04, never known to be a liar.
And I don't see why he would lie about the Kiki Palmer situation.
Not calling Kiki a liar either because I'm not going to discredit anyone.
I'm just saying I just don't understand why Trey would have to lie about that situation.
He got to lie to Kiki?
I don't think so personally.
I don't think he's lying, but whatever.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We weren't there.
We weren't there.
All right.
Well, I'm Angela Yee and that is your Aruma Report.
And drop one of Clues Bom bombs for Kendra G and Leon.
Everybody part of the Chicago morning takeover at WGCI in Chicago.
Salute to my folks.
Mm-hmm.
Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag.
This is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan.
On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions,
but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best,
and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.
You might know me from my popular online series,
The Running Interview Show,
where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.
After those runs, the conversations keep going.
That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.
It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills,
and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive
into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio
app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.