The Breakfast Club - Has Anything Ever Been Stuck In Your Butt?

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie.

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We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, and you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question. Oh, and let the record show show Envy's born day is Sunday

It is Sunday We celebrating the day Because of course we not here on Sunday All Monday Right And he chose this topic This is what he wanted to talk about I feel like he's projecting

Jess what do you think? He's telling us what he got planned for the weekend No I don't I think he has a nice wholesome weekend planned With his wife and kids There you go Yes and when he goes home They're going to serenade him with nice gifts

There you go Gifts that he may lose. You know what he may lose them? In his rectum. In his butt. Well, the topic today is 800-585-1051. A new study claims more Americans are being hospitalized for having foreign objects stuck inside their rectum.

Could you cite your sources? Because I don't believe this. This comes from Hollywood Unlocked. Oh, alright. It would come from you. Now I believe it. It would come from him. All right. Now I believe it. It would come from him. Now you believe it. It came from him.

Salute to our good brother, Jason Lee. I feel like he's done some research. Now, some of the objects are cans, balls, marbles, drugs, bottles, bottle caps, sexual objects, writing utensils. So we're asking 800-585-1051. What are some of the things that were stuck in your butt? Writing utensils? Pencils. And a screwdriver.

What race is it? I'm not. Alright, well we have Jazz on the line. Jazz, good morning. Good morning, Izzy. How you feeling, Jazz jazz i'm good and this ain't jazz it's keisha oh keisha okay i'm sorry keisha hey y'all so keisha what you guys stuck in your butt oh lord i don't know if i could get this on the radio but a butt plug like a vibrating butt plug yeah well see that makes sense that's something that's actually

supposed to be in there yeah but you got it stuck Yeah like He had all the way in there Like he was You know doing his thing He was like It's in there No it's in there It's in there

Oh that's why You got the one With the cord The string So you can Take it back out Jesus So you know how to do it

Yeah You obviously don't You get a Butt marble Stuck in here Also you gotta moan Why. You obviously don't. You get a butt marble stuck in you. Also, you got to moan. What?

If the guy don't hear you moan, he going to think that, you know, it ain't doing enough. It's not deep enough. Yeah, so he keep pushing and pushing and pushing. You got to say something.

Sit back and strong. Well, I was saying it. I was. You know what I'm saying? You ain't got to be a strong black woman all the time. You know?

You know, I was saying something. It was feeling good. And then before I knew it, my whole body was vibrating he was like it's just it's in there so i had to pull it out oh oh but you didn't have to go to the hospital right i was borderline that's embarrassing walking to the hospital with a book plug in your book so i had to pull it out oh yeah get the ones with the cord says hello who's, who's this? This is Audrey. Now, Audrey, you work at a medical facility, so you see men come with things stuck in their butt, huh? Yes,

and one particular thing I remember is someone coming in with like a Lego, which had me kind of concerned because I'm like, are you just buying Legos? Are you going to your son's room and getting them? Right, dog. That is wild.

Using your child's leg to put it in your butt is crazy. No. That is wild. He probably had a fantasy, a sick obsession, or something like that. You never know. But speaking of sick, there's also someone who came in, and he referred to his rectum as his pussy.

And he used cucumbers. So, I don't know what this world is coming to. So. Well, you know what? I mean, I could see the, the b****.

I could see that. I could see that with the cucumber. All right, but not the Legos. What race was that, if you don't mind me asking? Oh, you know he was Caucasian.

Okay, there we go. There we go. Now, the cucumber, that's probably black all day. But, yeah. Black people use we go. There we go. Now, the cucumber, that's probably black all day. Oh, yeah. Black people use a pickle.

What? That was bad. What'd y'all do with the cucumber after y'all pulled it up? What? Look, I was out the room by then,

so you gotta ask the doctors because I had nothing to do with that. That'd be wild to do with a joke. You take the cucumber and just rinse it off and put it in, like,

the cafeteria. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Well, 800-585-1051 there's a new study and they're saying more and more people are going to the emergency room we gotta take more calls

you really wanna take you love this subject yeah he's obsessed with this one when we come back it's his birthday let him have it it's the breakfast club

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We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday Question comes from Something we've seen On Hollywood Unlocked

There was a new study That said more and more people Are going to the emergency room Because they're finding things In their butts Hello who's this? I'm not telling you How my name

Okay you're not saying Your name What you got stuck in your butt? It wasn't something It was someone Oh Oh my god This is crazy

This is when he had A big penis And that vacuum In your boonkey Sucked it up We were stuck Like two pit bulls This is me. He had a big penis, and that vacuum in your boonkey sucked it up. We were stuck like two pit bulls. Two pit bulls.

Somebody get the hose. Tell us more, ma'am. Please. It was so embarrassing. I didn't know what to do. We didn't know what to do. We didn't know what to do. We were just like, man, we just need to sit here for a little while.

How long did it take to get unstuck? I think it was like maybe 10 minutes after everything calmed down. And nobody played Cardi B up and stuck at that time? Jesus. No. See, I would have did that just to lighten the mood. I would have just yelled out, Alexa, play Cardi B. It's up and it's stuck.

No. Every encounter after that, it was like, oh, heck no, no. No, we ain't going no hell, no. Jesus Christ. Hello, who was like, oh, heck no, no. No, we ain't going to jail now, no. Jesus Christ. Hello, who's this? Hello, this is Sierra. Now, Sierra, you work at a clinic. So what's the craziest thing you've seen stuck in somebody's butt?

So I haven't seen it personally, but my doctor told me that he's taken out a showerhead. A showerhead? A showerhead? Yo. Yeah. That's wicked. That shower head? Yo. Yeah. That's wicked. That's wild. That's wicked.

A shower head. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. A whole shower head in your butt is nuts. What? What if she had mud butt, though? What if she was really trying to clean it? You think she was doing it for pleasure or she was really trying to wash herself?

Nah, nah. What's in there will come out, so you don't have to stick a whole shower head in your ass. Hello, who's this? Good morning, this is Miss Young That sounds like a fake name, but we're going to rock with you Okay What's something crazy that was stuck in your butt, mama? It was a diamond shaped butt plug

About the size of your fist, kind of But it had a cute little pink or purple diamond on the outside of it. I was trying to spice things up with my husband and it straight disappeared. It hurt real bad too, but he pulled it out

before I could freak out. Yeah, but is that shape, you talking about it's kind of sharp on the ends? Tell us, Jess,

tell us. Yeah, it's like a teardrop shape on one end and then the outside is a heart-shaped diamond or us, Jess. Yeah, it's like a teardrop shape on one end and then the outside is a heart-shaped diamond or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not supposed to go in your butt. Yeah, that mean your booty hole big. Yeah. No. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's for your

****. That's not for your butt. What? That's for your other part. No, it's definitely a butt plug. I don't know.

It's definitely a butt plug. Baby,'t know. It's definitely a butt plug. Evie, don't act like you don't know. Don't leave Jess out here by herself. It's your topic. Because I think I know which one she's talking about. They got it at Spencer's. And yeah, that's not for your butt. That's like a bullet.

That's for something else. Hello, who's this? Yo. What's the craziest thing you got stuck in your butt? Hey, not. Hey, Evie, I ain't never had nothing stuck in my ass, but these are the type of questions you ask when you turn 42, bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's be clear about one thing.

That nigga's not 42. He's 46, 47. Oh, my God. That's the first thing. I'm definitely not 47. He calling to get off his chest. He ain't calling about no butt. Just embarrassing Logan.

Logan got to be on campus today answering these questions on behalf of his daddy. Yo, Logan, what's your daddy get stuck in his butt? I never had anything stuck in my butt. I just seen it. It's a medical thing that people are going to the hospital. I'm just making sure my people know what's going on out there. It's never happened. So what's the moral of the story?

I was ready to ask you. What is the moral of the story? I never had anything stuck in my butt, so I don't know. Okay, so. Charlamagne? I definitely ain't never had nothing stuck in my butt so i don't know okay so charlamagne i definitely never had nothing stuck in my butt no i never had anything oh my god don't put it here right now at 8 8 20 in the morning yo what's the story jess i've never had anything stuck in my rectum but the moral of the story yeah but the moral of the story is don't put things up there too far. Your butt is not as deep as the vagina. The rectum is not as deep as the vagina.

And you can't. No, you can't. It will suck something up in there. What about bulls, though? I don't got one of those. I don't know. Y'all got those. I don't have that.

So I don't know what was going on with that. Nah, y'all need to come down first. All right, when we come back, we got Pastor Ox. Nala's going to be joining us, and we're going to get into that next. It's the Breakfast Club. Say that, buddy. Wow. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist

who on October 16, 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart

and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba, all the biggest black artists

on the planet, together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. or wherever you get your podcasts. make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. And we're Mess. Well, not a mess, but on our podcast called Mess, we celebrate all things messy. But the gag is not everything is a mess. Sometimes it's just living.

Yeah. Things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girls trip to Miami. Mess. Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram live. Living. It's kind of mess.

Yeah. Well, you get it. Got it. Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.