The Breakfast Club - Have You Ever Gotten Sick From Performing Anilingus?

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite latin artists comedians actors and influencers each week we get deep and raw life stories combos on the issues that matter to us and it's all packed with gems fun straight up
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Starting point is 00:02:18 wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle.
Starting point is 00:02:40 We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I don't know how to talk my shit. Tell us, tell us, baby. It's Freaky Friday. Hey, look, where are my freaks at? Call in now. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:03:01 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have the ladies from the We Talk Back podcast. They're our guest hosts today, AJ and Tam Bam. And it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!
Starting point is 00:03:20 Now, this conversation comes from the We Talk Back podcast ladies here that came with this story of a, they say a friend, but we don't know if it's a friend or if it's actually them. No, it was definitely a friend. We're going with the friend. Let's keep in mind, Tamban was the person that went in the room with Meech. That was not me. That was her on that ring hand. That was not me. So now, what happened to your quote-unquote friend?
Starting point is 00:03:42 My friend had a sexual experience, and he was doing anal lingus to a young lady. Okay. And then the next, maybe three days later, he started feeling sick and he was like throwing up. He couldn't hold any food down. He was very weak. And then he started having blood in his stool. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:04:03 So he finally went to the hospital and they ran some tests and they found fecal matter on his tongue, in his throat, and in his gut. Yummy. And they diagnosed him with amoebiasis geradiasis. I think I'm pronouncing that right. Okay. And he had to have 14 days of treatment before he was released from the hospital. And he felt confident telling you that?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Yeah. Damn it, man. He said he was going to get, once he got out he was back back at it again no is that a new trend now what but yeah no man I remember being a kid and my older cousins was I'd be I'd be like yeah y'all eat pom-pom and they'd'd be like, you don't eat poom poom? And they're like, shoot, when you get out here, you're going to be eating bunkie. I was like, yeah, I never eat no bunkie. And here you are. Here you are. Right before work. Look at you now.
Starting point is 00:04:53 So we were asking 800-585-1051, do you know anybody that this has happened to? Have you heard of this before? But there's a lot of people on the lines that are just talking about
Starting point is 00:05:02 things that happened to them during sex. Like, Tim here on the line. They got to stay on subject, man. I'm telling you, Tim right here, you got a yeast infection in your throat? Ooh. Y'all, my goodness. I feel very embarrassed, but I felt compelled to call.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Let the people know. This was a long time, probably like 20 years ago. Sure. I was in my 20s, and I was laid off from work, and I was going to this bar frequently, and I met this girl, and we were having some fun. And I had a sore throat a few days later after spending some time with this girl, and I thought I had a sore throat. And I went to the doctor, and he did one of them swab tests, and He's like, man, you got a yeast infection in your throat. That's called candida. I've heard of that before.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Now, did you give this lady $40? He was laid off. I probably bought her some drinks, but no. I didn't hand her over money like that. But I will say, I have a joke with the young guys at work. We joke because the younger generations, I feel like they ain't doing some stuff that us older guys that we do. And I'll be like, you guys are stupid. And they'll laugh and be like, you silly.
Starting point is 00:06:20 I'll be like, well, if you ain't, just lick a dirty penny and you'll get an idea of what it's like. That's not true. I didn't lick a dirty penny and some booty. It idea of what it's like. That's not true. I didn't lick the dirty penny and some booty. They taste nothing alike. You're going back to the hospital. They taste nothing alike. You said what? I've tasted them both.
Starting point is 00:06:34 They taste nothing alike. Okay. Okay. How about a battery? Nine volt battery. Definitely don't taste like no battery. That battery's sharp. What?
Starting point is 00:06:43 I've seen you. You never lick the battery? No, I never lick no battery. I have. See if it's good or not. taste like no battery. That battery's sharp. What? You never lick the battery? No, I never lick no battery. I have. See if it's good or not, you lick the battery. And how do you know if it's good? You get a shot of you? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Y'all country people. My parents have done that. I guarantee your parents have done that. Have you licked the battery? You lick the battery too? Everybody does that. No, everybody don't do that. Y'all, all right.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Look, hello, Jason. Yeah, what's up? So I came back from overseas, and I got Jardia from drinking the water out there, and I was telling my friend about it, and he was saying he got it, but he got it from your booty. Your booty? No, your booty in general. Your booty? Your booty?
Starting point is 00:07:22 He said one night, he said, not me, but he said one night he turned over because I guess that's what he enjoys and she didn't shower or clean herself properly and he kind of you know. I heard that like in the military
Starting point is 00:07:40 you get a disease, like something real, real serious. They won't. That's not over here in America, you got to stay over there until it clears up. Imagine missing Christmas because you done ate some foreign monkey. That's crazy. Well, we can take some more calls when we come back.
Starting point is 00:07:56 800-585-1051. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freakyaky Freaky Friday question comes from our ladies from the We Talk Back podcast. One of them had an incident where a guy allegedly ate one of their groceries and he had to go. No, it wasn't that.
Starting point is 00:08:13 What happened then? It was a friend who ate another lady's groceries. Okay. That is a good question though. Do you go back and sleep with the woman that got you sick? You know what I'm saying? Because most of the time you eat from a restaurant and the restaurant gets you sick. You ain't never going back there. So do you go back to sleep with the woman that got you sick. You know what I'm saying? Because most of the time, if you eat from a restaurant, and the restaurant gets you sick, you ain't never going back there. So, do you go back to the woman that made you sick?
Starting point is 00:08:31 He probably don't know who made him sick. He might have ate a lot of groceries. Maybe just stop eating groceries. You're not supposed to eat that. You encouraging this? I thought women liked that. No. Don't eat that.
Starting point is 00:08:42 It's just not good. When did this become such a big thing? I don't know. DJ, you agree? I mean. It's just not good. When did this become such a big thing? I don't know. AJ, you agree? I mean. Oh, there we go. Guys, there we go. I mean, speak for yourself.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I like it sometimes. There we go. 800-585-1051. Has that happened to you? Let's discuss. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's Freaky Friday.
Starting point is 00:09:01 It's Freaky Friday. It's Freaky. Call in now.aky Friday. It's Freaky. Call in now. 800-585-1051. Hey, look, where are my presets? We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
Starting point is 00:09:16 We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from the We Talk Back podcast. AJ and Tam Bam. Now they got into an incident with a gentleman. What happened? I did not get into an incident with DJ MB. Now listen,
Starting point is 00:09:33 Tammy is the same person who walked into their apartment in Meach on that ring camera. That was not me. Is this a coincidence that groceries groceries in one week? I don't know, Tam Ben. I'm starting to think. Seriously?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yes. It was not me. It was not me with Meech. And it was also not me with this man who was sick. Okay, so what happened with this man that got sick? All right, so he hooked up with a girl, ate the groceries. He ended up three days later, he started feeling sick. He started feeling nauseous.
Starting point is 00:10:04 He couldn't hold any food down and then he experienced some blood in his stool so he finally went to the hospital and they ran some tests and they found fecal matter on his tongue down his throat and in his gut and they had to treat him for 14 days for amoebiasis and gyrodiasis damn yes every time you sound like a different disease Have you heard this And oh Charlamagne Has this changed your mind
Starting point is 00:10:27 With eating groceries No Because I'm only eating One person's groceries One buffet One buffet Yes What about you AJ
Starting point is 00:10:34 What I don't want to answer this I plead the fifth I plead the fifth I plead the fifth Alright I would ask you 10 man But you said no way already
Starting point is 00:10:44 I know. I'm not eating no groceries. Unless I don't get you nothing for your birthday or something like that. Hello, who's this? This is Miggy. Miggy? Yep. Yeah, Miggy.
Starting point is 00:10:56 All right, Miggy, what's your thoughts, brother? So, I'm clean, right? But, like, back to what you were saying, people need to use wipes. They need to use wipes. When you got to say you clean, that means you might not be clean. So, gentlemen, have you ate your groceries before? But you're saying you clean. No.
Starting point is 00:11:17 No. No, but for people who don't use wipes, maybe they're trying to leave some berries left behind for people to eat. Man, if y'all don't just eat some Cocoa Puffs, there's so many things you could eat if you really want that texture. One of y'all said that earlier, that people like dingleberries or something like that. Yeah. Goobus. Raisinets.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Craisins. What is craisins? Oh yeah, chocolate covered raisins. That's what I'm saying. Yes, man. There's a lot of substitutes. Cocoa pebbles, cocoa puffs. I don't think they taste the same, though. I imagine it's something about... I'm sure they taste better. It's an acquired taste.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Ugh. I don't think nobody wants to chew doughnut. Mercy. Hello, who's this? Two girls in a cup. Oh, good morning. Hey, good morning. What's your name, mama?
Starting point is 00:12:02 My name is Priscilla. Hey, Priscilla, talk to us, mama. Oh, first of all, I wanted to say good morning. Good morning. I listen to you guys every morning. Good morning. Thank you. Entertaining all the way to work.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Well, thank you so much. So what happened to me was I was with my ex many years ago, and I didn't realize that I was allergic to the lube. And both my lips swelled up about four times the normal size and I ended up in the emergency room. Which lips are you talking about? The ones down there.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Got it. So did you tell the doctor the truth? Yeah, oh I had to. Tell me what you said. I was scared because that's not normal. Just use coconut oil going forward.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Nice organic coconut oil. Yeah, I'll do that next time because I was on steroids and I gained a lot of weight. Oh, they put you on prednisone? Damn. Yeah. Shout out to my girl Maddie
Starting point is 00:12:55 for bringing me to the ER. Shout out to Maddie. He didn't even bring me. Damn. He was embarrassed. Yeah. Very embarrassed. Damn.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Tam, did you bring the guy to the it was not me all right what's the moral of the story what's the moral of the story Tam Bam Tam Bam
Starting point is 00:13:12 don't eat the groceries I don't agree with that that's just bad advice if you eating the groceries eat the groceries in the shower eat my groceries
Starting point is 00:13:20 okay in the shower FYI everybody listening as soon as you step out of the shower that's good advice clean your own meat clean your own meat get in the shower FYI everybody listening it's groceries again as soon as you step out of the shower that's good advice clean your own meat
Starting point is 00:13:27 clean your own meat get in the shower with the young lady same way people wash their chicken you might have to wash it yourself that's all
Starting point is 00:13:34 if you really want to eat it that bad wash it yourself yeah that's wild alright well when we come back we got your rumor report
Starting point is 00:13:41 we're talking LL Cool J you know this next week is Hip Hop 50. I think the 11th is the date, right? Don't ask me. Don't give me the line. I know it's next Friday. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:51 So next week is Hip Hop 50. So we're going to be talking to some of your hip hop legends. And when we come back, we're discussing LL Cool J. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club on BET. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,
Starting point is 00:14:06 where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the
Starting point is 00:14:57 stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on
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