The Breakfast Club - Have You Ever Gotten Sick From Performing Anilingus?
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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,
where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.
After those runs, the conversations keep going.
That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.
It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories,
their journeys, and the thoughts that
arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day.
From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture.
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I don't know how to talk my shit.
Tell us, tell us, baby.
It's Freaky Friday.
Hey, look, where are my freaks at?
Call in now.
800-585-1051.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have the ladies from the We Talk Back podcast.
They're our guest hosts today, AJ and Tam Bam.
And it's Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!
Now, this conversation comes from the We Talk Back podcast ladies here that came with this story of a, they say a friend, but we don't know if it's a friend or if it's actually them.
No, it was definitely a friend.
We're going with the friend.
Let's keep in mind, Tamban was the person that went in the room with Meech.
That was not me.
That was her on that ring hand.
That was not me.
So now, what happened to your quote-unquote friend?
My friend had a sexual experience, and he was doing anal lingus to a young lady.
Okay.
And then the next, maybe three days later, he started feeling sick and he was like throwing
up.
He couldn't hold any food down.
He was very weak.
And then he started having blood in his stool.
Jesus.
So he finally went to the hospital and they ran some tests and they found fecal matter
on his tongue, in his throat, and in his gut.
Yummy.
And they diagnosed him with amoebiasis geradiasis.
I think I'm pronouncing that right.
Okay.
And he had to have 14 days of treatment before he was released from the hospital.
And he felt confident telling you that?
Yeah.
Damn it, man. He said he was going to get, once he got out he was back back at it again no is that a new trend now what but yeah
no man I remember being a kid and my older cousins was I'd be I'd be like
yeah y'all eat pom-pom and they'd'd be like, you don't eat poom poom? And they're like, shoot, when you get out here, you're going to be eating bunkie. I was like, yeah, I never eat no bunkie.
And here you are.
Here you are.
Right before work.
Look at you now.
So we were asking
800-585-1051,
do you know anybody
that this has happened to?
Have you heard of this before?
But there's a lot of people
on the lines
that are just talking about
things that happened to them
during sex.
Like, Tim here on the line.
They got to stay on subject, man.
I'm telling you, Tim right here, you got a yeast infection in your throat?
Ooh.
Y'all, my goodness.
I feel very embarrassed, but I felt compelled to call.
Let the people know.
This was a long time, probably like 20 years ago.
Sure.
I was in my 20s, and I was laid off from work, and I was going to this bar frequently, and I met this girl, and we were having some fun.
And I had a sore throat a few days later after spending some time with this girl, and I thought I had a sore throat.
And I went to the doctor, and he did one of them swab tests, and He's like, man, you got a yeast infection in your throat.
That's called candida.
I've heard of that before.
Now, did you give this lady $40?
He was laid off.
I probably bought her some drinks, but no.
I didn't hand her over money like that.
But I will say, I have a joke with the young guys at work.
We joke because the younger generations, I feel like they ain't doing some stuff that us older guys that we do.
And I'll be like, you guys are stupid.
And they'll laugh and be like, you silly.
I'll be like, well, if you ain't, just lick a dirty penny and you'll get an idea of what it's like.
That's not true.
I didn't lick a dirty penny and some booty. It idea of what it's like. That's not true. I didn't lick the dirty penny and some booty.
They taste nothing alike.
You're going back to the hospital.
They taste nothing alike.
You said what?
I've tasted them both.
They taste nothing alike.
Okay.
Okay.
How about a battery?
Nine volt battery.
Definitely don't taste like no battery.
That battery's sharp.
What?
I've seen you.
You never lick the battery?
No, I never lick no battery. I have. See if it's good or not. taste like no battery. That battery's sharp. What? You never lick the battery? No, I never lick no battery.
I have.
See if it's good or not, you lick the battery.
And how do you know if it's good?
You get a shot of you?
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all country people.
My parents have done that.
I guarantee your parents have done that.
Have you licked the battery?
You lick the battery too?
Everybody does that.
No, everybody don't do that.
Y'all, all right.
Look, hello, Jason.
Yeah, what's up?
So I came back from overseas, and I got Jardia from drinking the water out there, and I was
telling my friend about it, and he was saying he got it, but he got it from your booty.
Your booty?
No, your booty in general.
Your booty?
Your booty?
He said one night, he said, not me, but he said
one night he turned over
because I guess that's what he enjoys and she didn't
shower or clean
herself properly and
he kind of
you know.
I heard that like in the military
you get a disease, like something
real, real serious. They won't. That's not
over here in America,
you got to stay over there until it clears up.
Imagine missing Christmas
because you done ate some foreign monkey.
That's crazy.
Well, we can take some more calls when we come back.
800-585-1051.
It's Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And the Freaky, Freakyaky Freaky Friday question comes from
our ladies from the We Talk Back podcast.
One of them had an incident where a guy
allegedly ate one of their groceries
and he had to go. No, it wasn't that.
What happened then? It was a
friend who ate another lady's groceries.
Okay. That is a good question though. Do you
go back and sleep with the woman that
got you sick? You know what I'm saying?
Because most of the time you eat from a restaurant and the restaurant gets you sick. You ain't never going back there. So do you go back to sleep with the woman that got you sick. You know what I'm saying? Because most of the time, if you eat from a restaurant, and the restaurant gets you
sick, you ain't never going back there.
So, do you go back to the woman that made you sick?
He probably don't know who made him sick.
He might have ate a lot of groceries.
Maybe just stop eating groceries.
You're not supposed to eat that.
You encouraging this?
I thought women liked that.
No.
Don't eat that.
It's just not good.
When did this become such a big thing?
I don't know. DJ, you agree? I mean. It's just not good. When did this become such a big thing? I don't know.
AJ, you agree?
I mean.
Oh, there we go.
Guys, there we go.
I mean, speak for yourself.
I like it sometimes.
There we go.
800-585-1051.
Has that happened to you?
Let's discuss.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
It's Freaky Friday.
It's Freaky Friday.
It's Freaky. Call in now.aky Friday. It's Freaky.
Call in now.
800-585-1051.
Hey, look, where are my presets?
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
It's Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from the We Talk Back podcast. AJ and
Tam Bam. Now they got into an incident
with a gentleman. What happened?
I did not get into an incident
with DJ MB. Now listen,
Tammy is the same person who walked into their
apartment in Meach on that ring
camera. That was not me.
Is this a coincidence that groceries
groceries in one
week? I don't know, Tam Ben.
I'm starting to think.
Seriously?
Yes.
It was not me.
It was not me with Meech.
And it was also not me with this man who was sick.
Okay, so what happened with this man that got sick?
All right, so he hooked up with a girl, ate the groceries.
He ended up three days later, he started feeling sick.
He started feeling nauseous.
He couldn't hold any
food down and then he experienced some blood in his stool so he finally went to the hospital and
they ran some tests and they found fecal matter on his tongue down his throat and in his gut and
they had to treat him for 14 days for amoebiasis and gyrodiasis damn yes every time you sound like
a different disease Have you heard this
And oh
Charlamagne
Has this changed your mind
With eating groceries
No
Because I'm only eating
One person's groceries
One buffet
One buffet
Yes
What about you AJ
What
I don't want to answer this
I plead the fifth
I plead the fifth
I plead the fifth
Alright
I would ask you 10 man
But you said no way already
I know.
I'm not eating no groceries.
Unless I don't get you nothing for your birthday or something like that.
Hello, who's this?
This is Miggy.
Miggy?
Yep.
Yeah, Miggy.
All right, Miggy, what's your thoughts, brother?
So, I'm clean, right?
But, like, back to what you were saying, people need to use wipes.
They need to use wipes.
When you got to say you clean, that means you might not be clean.
So, gentlemen, have you ate your groceries before?
But you're saying you clean.
No.
No.
No, but for people who don't use wipes, maybe they're trying to leave some berries left behind for people to eat.
Man, if y'all don't just eat some Cocoa Puffs,
there's so many things you could eat
if you really want that texture.
One of y'all said that earlier, that people like dingleberries
or something like that. Yeah.
Goobus. Raisinets.
Craisins.
What is craisins? Oh yeah, chocolate
covered raisins. That's what I'm saying. Yes, man.
There's a lot of substitutes. Cocoa pebbles, cocoa puffs.
I don't think they taste the same, though.
I imagine it's something about...
I'm sure they taste better.
It's an acquired taste.
Ugh.
I don't think nobody wants to chew doughnut.
Mercy.
Hello, who's this?
Two girls in a cup.
Oh, good morning.
Hey, good morning.
What's your name, mama?
My name is Priscilla.
Hey, Priscilla, talk to us, mama.
Oh, first of all, I wanted to say good morning.
Good morning.
I listen to you guys every morning.
Good morning.
Thank you.
Entertaining all the way to work.
Well, thank you so much.
So what happened to me was I was with my ex many years ago, and I didn't realize that
I was allergic to the lube.
And both my lips swelled up about four times the normal size
and I ended up
in the emergency room.
Which lips are you talking about?
The ones down there.
Got it.
So did you tell the doctor the truth?
Yeah, oh I had to.
Tell me what you said.
I was scared
because that's not normal.
Just use coconut oil
going forward.
Nice organic coconut oil.
Yeah, I'll do that next time
because I was on steroids
and I gained a lot of weight.
Oh, they put you on prednisone?
Damn.
Yeah.
Shout out to my girl Maddie
for bringing me to the ER.
Shout out to Maddie.
He didn't even bring me.
Damn.
He was embarrassed.
Yeah.
Very embarrassed.
Damn.
Tam, did you bring the guy
to the
it was not me
all right
what's the moral of the story
what's the moral of the story
Tam Bam
Tam Bam
don't eat
the groceries
I don't agree with that
that's just bad advice
if you eating the groceries
eat the groceries
in the shower
eat my groceries
okay
in the shower
FYI
everybody listening
as soon as you step out of the shower that's good advice clean your own meat clean your own meat get in the shower FYI everybody listening it's groceries again as soon as you step out
of the shower
that's good advice
clean your own meat
clean your own meat
get in the shower
with the young lady
same way people
wash their chicken
you might have to
wash it yourself
that's all
if you really want to
eat it that bad
wash it yourself
yeah
that's wild
alright well
when we come back
we got your rumor report
we're talking LL Cool J
you know this
next week is Hip Hop 50.
I think the 11th is the date, right?
Don't ask me.
Don't give me the line.
I know it's next Friday.
Yes.
So next week is Hip Hop 50.
So we're going to be talking to some of your hip hop legends.
And when we come back, we're discussing LL Cool J.
So don't move.
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Hey, guys.
I'm Kate Max.
You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,
where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,
the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a
chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once
we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black
Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature.
Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at
the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the
stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network,
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral.
We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura.
I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life
stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up
comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on
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