The Breakfast Club - Health Tips with a Splash of Awkward
Episode Date: January 13, 2017Friday 1/13- Today's show consist of healthy tips with our good friend Dr. Oz and with a splash of some awkwardness from new comer Kodak Black even tho with the ski mask we were not quiet sure it was ...him. Also, Charlamagne awards a 12 year- old student for Donkey of the Day after trying to rob his classmate for a one chicken nugget. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Man, what the hell is this, man?
Breakfast Club, bitches.
I'm glad they put y'all together.
Y'all are like a mega force.
Y'all just took over everything.
Wake your punk ass up.
This is Chris Brown.
I've officially joined The Breakfast Club.
Say something, mother******.
I'm with it.
The world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club, bitches!
Good morning, Angela Yee. Good morning, DJ Ami.
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
Peace to the planet.
It's Friday.
My mic sounds weird.
What the hell's going on?
It's Friday the 13th.
It is Friday the 13th.
My mic sounds weird.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Something's wrong here.
I don't hear no music.
There's no music.
What's going on?
Uh-oh. What are you doing, Ami?
What's happening?
There's no music playing.
Ami, these are balls.
No music playing.
Okay, I thought that was me.
You took it out of line.
This guy. Oh, man. Come on, guys. This guy. It's no music playing. Okay, I thought that was me. You took it out of line. This guy.
Oh, man.
Come on, guys.
This guy.
It's Friday the 13th.
I still don't hear no music.
Things are going wrong.
Maybe there's a ghost in here.
I don't believe in that Friday the 13th nonsense.
And by the way, happy birthday to my girl, L'Oreal.
It's her birthday today.
Drop one of Clue's bombs for L'Oreal.
Do those work?
Yeah, right.
I don't hear the bomb.
You don't hear no instrument.
You think you don't hear a bomb?
Do y'all hear anything out there?
I don't hear nothing.
Do you hear us? Listeners. Do y'all hear anything out there? I don't hear nothing. Do you hear us?
Listeners, do y'all hear?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
We're back.
Well, we didn't, M-Eazy, and that's what matters.
Okay.
Now, what's going on this morning?
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
It's Friday the 13th.
Oh.
And Kodak Black will be joining us.
That's the urban equivalent of Jason.
There you go.
Jason Voorhees.
Kodak Black was actually, you might as well tell the people, he was here a day or so ago.
About a day ago.
I don't know if awkward is the right word to describe it.
It was awkward.
I don't think it was awkward.
Awkward is one of the words you can use to describe it.
There were a lot of awkward moments.
Yeah, I mean, most interviews have awkward moments.
I just...
No, not like this.
No, this was very awkward.
He had a ski mask on the whole time.
We're not even sure if we really talked to Kodak Black.
I told you, I don't know if that was really Kodak Black.
There were a lot of delayed responses.
If we...
I do like the fact that Kodak Black answers questions
that he wants to answer.
Like, you might ask him something,
and he may not answer that,
but then the question you may have asked him
previously, he'll answer.
So it sounds a little out of context. It's definitely
out of context. You know what I mean? I think he
answered a question 60 seconds
after we asked one question and we
were asking another question and he just blurted something
out. It was very interesting.
It was interesting.
It was an interesting interview. I don't want to say the word.
I don't want to use the word awkward. It was interesting.
And also we have our resident doctor, Dr. Oz.
He'll be joining us this morning.
Dr. Oz.
Drop on a clues bomb for Dr. Oz.
For all you germaphobes, we'll be discussing that this morning.
You know there's germs everywhere, but where are there the most germs?
I always read up on this because I consider myself to be someone of a germaphobe,
which is weird.
The studio's filthy.
It is definitely filthy.
Yeah, Dr. Oz is part of that breakfast club circle of friends we have.
Dr. Oz, Gary Vaynerchuk
for finances and economic
stuff. Angela Rye
for politics.
We gotta bring the credit lady back up here.
What's her name? Janine. Kelly Janine.
Janine Kelly is the name of her
business. Okay. And I had my book
club meeting last night. That was my first
book club meeting. How was that? It was great. We actually had a good time. Some of my friends
came over. We read Taraji P. Henson's Around the Way Girl. I said Janine. I meant Jeannie.
Janine's my lawyer. I meant Jeannie. Yeah, so it was a good time. Oh, your lawyer Janine
actually texted me after the book club and was like, how can I join and be a part of
this? Melissa Ford. A lot of people. It was really fun. Really? Okay. Yeah, because we
talk about certain things that happen in Taraji P. Henson's life.
She discusses her relationship with her father, her son's father,
and how he beat her and everything.
And then she told her dad.
She thought her dad was going to be furious, and she discusses what happened.
She discusses just raising a boy as a single mom,
trying to make it in Hollywood and how difficult that was
and how difficult their relationship
was. Just all of those things. Getting in her
first movie, her relationship with other people.
Okay. Was Taraji Pinson ever
robbed at gunpoint for a Chicken McNugget?
No. I saw that. That is an amazing
story. I read that this morning. That is the most
niggardly story I've read
in a long time. I used to love some Chicken McNuggets.
I'm not gonna lie. Would you ever rob
somebody at gunpoint for one though? Just one nugget. You pull a gun on a person for one Chicken McNuggets. I'm not going to lie. Would you ever rob somebody at gunpoint for one, though?
Just one nugget.
You pull a gun on a person for one Chicken McNugget.
How hungry are you?
Would you give that nugget up if you were that person?
Why you just say rob McDonald's?
Why rob a little 12-year-old girl for one Chicken McNugget at gunpoint?
We'll talk about that in front page news and a whole lot more.
Kodak Black.
Well, I think we got to talk about it.
He mentioned it. We got to tell a it. I mean, he mentioned it.
We got to tell the story.
Not that maybe it was a donkey of the day story or something.
No?
We got to talk about the story.
We'll talk about it.
Keep it locked.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Come on.
Charlemagne.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ MV Angelou.
Charlemagne the God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Let's get some front page news.
Now, over the weekend, the NFL playoffs, of course, will happen.
The Green Bay Packers will beat the Dallas Cowboys.
I know you want that to happen, but that's not going to happen, sir.
I mean, I'm all about speaking things into fruition, but that's not going to work in this situation.
Sorry.
All right.
Well, Pittsburgh Steelers will play the Kansas City Chiefs.
The Texans will play the Patriots.
The Seattle Seahawks will play the Hawks.
Who are the New York Giants playing?
How do Seattle Seahawks play the Hawks?
It's not the Hawks. It's the Falcons.
Yeah.
Eddie, play Hawks. It's the Falcons. It's a different bird, Eddie. Who are the Gi York Giants playing? How did Seattle play the Hawks? It's the Falcons. Yeah. Eddie played Hawks.
It's the Falcons.
It's a different bird, Eddie.
Who are the Giants playing this weekend?
The Giants are playing the couch.
They're playing with themselves.
True.
True indeed.
What about your Detroit Lions?
Yeah, they'll be at home too.
Okay.
All right.
Now let's talk about Amazon is hiring a lot of people.
Yes, Amazon is planning to hire 100,000 full-time, full-benefit workers over the next 18 months. So the jobs
will come with benefits, and
many of them will be at fulfillment centers
that are being built in a number of
states, including Cali and Florida
and in Texas. That's great. A lot of places
are cutting back on their workers and closing
stores, so that's good news. Amazon is
life. I remember over the holidays
when my mother-in-law was in town, she was
like, getting on my wife
for ordering from Amazon so much.
She doesn't realize it's 2017, I guess.
I've been getting a lot of things from
Amazon. Amazon is everything.
Around my birthday, just yesterday I got a package.
Everybody just sends gifts from Amazon.
It's the easiest thing. A gift card to Amazon
is a great present because you can buy anything.
I don't think we went into no stores.
I didn't go into any stores for Christmas.
Nothing for my kids.
I just went straight to Amazon.
I went to stores.
Even my son,
I got a football thrower that throws the football
so he can catch it.
Amazon.
Everything was Amazon.
What a lazy dad you are.
You bought your son
a football thrower?
You can't throw the football
to him.
What type of waffle-colored,
khaki-colored father are you?
Come on, Emmy.
That's ridiculous.
Nobody does.
No, you don't do that.
Yes, you do.
First of all,
I can't throw a perfect spiral.
It don't matter.
And I can't throw 80 yards.
Bruh.
Well, maybe you need to practice.
Bruh, that's when you use
some of that money
to get an NFL quarterback
that's better than Eli Manning
to tell you how to throw a football.
No.
Don't you live by some NFL players?
Yes, we go out.
But they're not quarterbacks.
We go out every day
and we run plays. We run routes. You don't run quarterbacks. We go out every day. I don't care. And we run plays.
We run routes.
You don't run anything, apparently.
Well, he does.
I shoot the ball.
That football throwing
is not a quarterback either, sir.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
That is the most laziest
piece of fatherhood
I've ever heard in a long time.
I'm being honest with you.
What?
You might as well not be
in your son's life.
I'm out there with him every day
and instead of me
throwing the ball,
I just haunt you.
No, no, no, no.
We need to talk about that.
That need to be a topic.
You got to lead by example.
Yeah, that need to be a topic.
What example?
Spending time with my son?
I just don't know how to talk.
I didn't play football as a kid.
There's a machine spending time with your son.
That's ridiculous.
Maybe I'm too old to understand, but that's ridiculous.
You're too old to understand.
That's like Amazon.
No.
All right, now let's talk sad news about this 12-year-old girl.
This is horrific, okay?
A girl who was 12 years old
from Georgia in Cedartown.
She committed suicide.
She hung herself outside of her house.
On December 30th, she said she had been
sexually abused by a family member.
It's a 42-minute video.
First, she's talking about the assault.
Then she says goodbye. She kicks out
a bucket she was standing on.
And then for 20 minutes after that, it shows her hanging from the tree. And they cannot get this video down.
Facebook's Community Standards has a special section that's for graphic content. They said
we remove graphic images when they are shared for a sadistic pleasure or to celebrate or glorify
violence. But police officers have no jurisdiction over social media media so they can only ask that certain sites remove
that video. She had said on her blog
that she was beaten with a studded belt
and that a male relative tried to rape her.
Then she was researching ways in which she could
kill herself. 12 years old.
That video shouldn't have to be taken down
because nobody should watch it. Okay, that's
number one. Nobody should remotely see
that headline and want to click on that video.
Number two, stories like this piss me off so much because I hate when victims feel like they're the perpetrator of the crime.
She should not have felt that way.
In fact, she should have pointed that guy out and he should have gotten hung.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
That's ridiculous.
Unless front page news. And one last thing that's a big deal is President Obama is ending exemption for Cubans who are arriving without visas.
So this has been happening for 22 years, and now he is putting an end to that.
So Cuban migrants will be treated the same way that we treat migrants from other countries moving forward.
What they call that, the one...
Why are you clapping for that?
It's the wet foot, dry foot policy.
Why did you hit a round of applause just now, M-Eazy?
Didn't he say...
What the hell is wrong with you?
This guy just cost us a bunch of listeners in Florida.
This guy, he's just...
Well, that rule, that wet foot, dry foot means...
What you got against Cubans, M-Eazy?
I think he...
Listen, some people think it's a good thing
because that means that they're getting treated
like any other person coming from another country
and they have to have the same exact...
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
I thought that law saved a lot of lives.
I thought a lot of people was escaping Cuba
because they didn't like living under Fidel Castro.
Well, it's because the United States
didn't get along with the government in Cuba,
so they were welcoming these Cubans
to help weaken the government there
and to weaken Fidel Castro's government.
Isn't it a few Major League Baseball players who have great players now because of that?
But some people that are trying to flee from there, it's a dangerous journey.
If they get caught, they get sent right back.
But as soon as you make it to the United States and put one foot on the ground, you're allowed to stay.
But it's, you know.
I mean, that's what a lot of people say about, you know, the so-called oppression in Cuba.
They were willing to risk their life to come to America.
Right.
All right.
Well, that's front page news.
Meezy clearly doesn't like Cubans for whatever reason.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
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Phone lines are wide open.
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It's The Breakfast Club.
Come on.
The Breakfast Club.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo.
Good morning.
This is Matt Rapp.
I'm going to tell you why, man.
I'm going to tell you why I'm back.
I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night,
and there was too many good girls in there.
Yo, for real, we don't need none of y'all good girls in the club.
We need loose girls.
We need drunk girls.
We need sloppy girls.
We need girls that's just going to call away.
We don't need none of y'all nice girls in there.
Go home.
Go away.
Talk about it, and tell me why you mad.
Breakfast Club, for real.
Hello, who's this?
Yeah, I'm mad at Charlemagne with that punk ass chain trying to shine.
Tuck that little shit in, mother f***er.
I'm going to be honest with you, and I never really say this.
I know I got more money than you.
You're watching him on Revolt?
Like, I know that for a fact.
You're watching him on Revolt?
He's probably watching you on Revolt.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, this is Erica from Miami.
Hey, Erica.
Hey, tell them why you're mad.
Hi, good morning.
I'm actually listening to you guys talk about the Webfoot Drive-Thru policy.
And I'm mad because so many people who were supporting the president-elect Trump
are now mad when everyone should be treated the same way.
Dominicans come here all the time and they get sent back.
So that's why I'm mad.
People from other countries do come here all the time and get sent back.
Hello, who's this?
This is Detroit.
Okay, Detroit, tell them why you're mad, bro.
What up, though?
What's up, though?
I turned up to get some s*** this morning from my girl.
She take my hand and pushed me off.
So I just got up and took my s*** to work.
Why you ain't get up and masturbate?
You should have put it right on her butt.
Was she sleeping?
You know, she act like she was sleeping.
She was wide awake.
She wasn't snoring.
If I ain't masturbate, I just did four years in prison.
I ain't got time to keep jacking up.
I want to f***.
Nah, you should have went in the bathroom and masturbated loudly.
Let her know you don't need her.
Yeah, my hands too rough for that.
You know, I just got up and went to work and run a checkup.
What happened to foreplay, sir?
You can't just put your hand in and you have sex.
Nobody got time for foreplay when I got to get to work?
Yeah, I want, exactly.
I'm a truck driver.
I want to get in, stick it in, couple pumps and get the f*** home.
Come on now, that don't sound like fun for her, okay?
My brothers.
My good brothers.
Sometimes you just got to put 20 on 10, man.
Hello?
I ain't got time to fill it up.
Hello?
What's going on?
This is A-Tropin from Dayton, Ohio.
Tell them why you mad, bro.
I'm mad because everybody keep hating on my Patriots,
keep hating on Tom Brady, knowing we're going to win again.
And if your NFL team ain't in the playoffs,
you really shouldn't be talking.
There you go.
That's my motto.
Shut up.
Especially when I'm talking to Giants fans.
Shut up.
Hello?
Who's this?
I was doing this TJ the Buttman out of St. Augustine, Florida.
What's that name?
T.J. the Butt Man?
Black Man.
What?
No, T.J. the Blunt Man.
Blunt Man.
Oh, that's T.J. the Butt Man.
What's up, Blunt Man?
Chilling, man, chilling.
So I'm mad because I told my girl to bring some cereal.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, cereal come with milk.
You know, she knew what was in the refrigerator.
But she didn't bring no milk.
You didn't tell her to bring milk.
You just told her to bring cereal.
Yeah, you should have been more specific, bro.
Yeah, but I mean, she lived with me.
So kind of, she knows, you know what I'm saying?
Listen, you forgot to tell her to get the milk also, and she didn't get it.
That's your fault.
She did what you asked her to do, right?
She did. She did. But what her to do, right? She did.
She did.
But what's up, y'all?
By the way, who still drinks milk, sir?
I'm lactose intolerant.
Milk makes me boo-boo.
You could drink almond milk.
Yeah, I drink almond milk.
Coconut milk.
I do sometimes, but you know what?
When you got to go, I mean, you got to use the bathroom every day.
So, you know, you got to.
You just got to do it.
You're right.
You do have to use the bathroom every day.
I'd rather do it with fiber instead of dairy.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, this is Keisha.
Hey, Keisha, tell them how you're mad.
What's up, Charlamagne?
What's up, baby?
Well, that was Envy talking to you, but what's up, baby?
Oh, hey, Envy, how you doing?
What's up, mama?
I'm sorry, but I'm mad because my boyfriend put me onto the breakfast club.
And so I went on and I was listening to previous episodes or shows or whatever.
And I heard Charlamagne talk about getting his butt ate.
So I've been asking my boyfriend to lick his butt.
And he won't go for it.
Well, you need to date Charlamagne then.
You keep asking him.
You should stop asking.
Just do it.
Man, that's nasty.
I'm not with you.
Oh, you're there?
Well, you know why?
Because you don't have no confidence in the cleanliness of your ass.
How do you know you're not with this, sir?
My ass is clean.
I just, that ain't cool.
I don't know how you and Envy deal with that.
How you know you don't like it if you don't try?
Exactly, bro.
Exactly, exactly.
That's disgusting.
And my thing is, he put me on to y'all.
So when I went back and listened to it, I was like, oh, he don't like this.
Because he liked the breakfast clothes.
Right.
How long y'all been together, baby?
We've been together for nine, going on 10 months.
You got to be more open-minded and more open-butted.
Well, how old are you?
I'm 22.
Oh, y'all still young.
That's why.
Yeah, and only 10 months.
Yeah, don't let her lick your butt yet, sir, because she might try to steal a little knuckle in.
No, no, no.
You're the one that came up.
I can understand.
Look, y'all married, okay?
That's why y'all like each other.
There you go. There you go. You got to marry the girl that ain't too much. understand. Look, y'all married, okay? That's why y'all like me. There you go.
There you go.
You got to marry the girl that ain't too much.
So you're not going to marry your girl?
I don't think that marriage is in my life.
Whoa.
Oh, baby, I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to tell you something.
The point is, he put me on to y'all.
So by me getting it from y'all, he should be open to it.
By the way, can we talk about the power of the Breakfast Club?
Your boyfriend put you on to the Breakfast Club.
You enjoy the show so much that you want to eat his butt.
Drop on the Clues Bomb for us.
That's genius.
Drop on the Clues Bomb for that.
That's genius.
That's amazing.
Drop on the Clues Bomb for that.
All right, be careful, bro.
All right.
Have fun with that.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset, you need to vent, call us now.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
What was the story earlier
you was talking about
somebody robbing somebody
for a chicken nugget?
What was that about?
Oh, I don't know.
That popped up on my news feed.
It was a 12-year-old girl
who got robbed somewhere
in New York for a chicken nugget.
Well, no, she didn't get robbed
because she did not
actually give him the nugget.
She didn't give him the nugget?
That's what I was saying.
It was an attempted robbery
of a chicken nugget.
It was a 12-year-old boy
who had a gun and he was in Harlem. East Harlem. For a chicken nugget. And's what I was saying. It was an attempted robbery of a Chicken McNugget. It was a 12-year-old boy who had a gun
and he was in Harlem.
East Harlem.
For a Chicken McNugget.
And he tried to rob a girl
inside of the train station
and he asked for a Chicken Nugget
and she said no.
That's not even
the dumbest part of the story.
The dumbest part of the story
is the fact that
she pushed the guy,
pushed the gun away.
Really?
Yeah, and got on the train.
For a Chicken McNugget?
She must have been hungry.
And then I guess when she reported the incident the next day.
That's how much you didn't take him seriously.
Listen, sisters, my beautiful queens out there,
don't die over no Chicken McNuggets, okay?
If a man pulls a gun on you and asks for your Chicken McNugget,
just give up your six piece, give up your 12 piece,
give up your 20 piece, whatever it is.
It ain't worth it.
And he didn't even ask for all the nuggets.
All he wanted was one.
She didn't take it seriously.
You know, they were classmates.
So she probably was like, man, if you don't get out of here with that stupid gun.
Let me ask you a question.
You never know how hungry your classmates are.
You got a Chick-fil-A chicken nugget or a Chick-fil-A sandwich with Polynesian sauce.
If somebody comes up to you with a gun, you going to give it to them immediately?
Yes.
Absolutely.
You can have all of these chicken nuggets, bro.
That's all you want.
Thank you.
Thank you, God.
Okay.
Take this little nugget.
Yeah, you got your Rasta pasta
that you love so much.
What, from Footprints?
Yes.
Somebody comes up to you
and say,
give me that Rasta pasta.
The whole thing
or just a part of it?
The whole thing.
See?
The whole thing.
Somebody said,
give me a piece of chicken
from your Rasta pasta.
You might give him a piece.
I'd be like,
one second,
let me get it together.
You're right, bro.
But you didn't give him
the whole thing.
But not the whole thing.
You know why I'm giving it up?
I'm giving it up because I want to live to eat Chick-fil-A again.
All right?
I'm not getting shot over no Chick-fil-A.
You know how dumb you'll look in the hospital getting shot over a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich?
If Charlamagne came up to me with a gun and said, give me your Rasta Pasta, I'm going
to be like, Charlamagne, get out of here.
And they were classmates.
They knew each other.
Yeah.
If Envy came up to me, I'd probably take the gun from Envy and...
And shoot me in the ass?
No, I would just take the gun and hit you in the head with it.
Oh, you would gun butt me?
Yes, I would gun butt you.
So violent.
I don't take you seriously.
So violent.
We got rumors on the way?
Yes, we are going to talk about a new fight that might be happening.
Who does Meek Mill want to fight?
Also, one of our favorite shows in this room.
We're really excited. It actually won a Golden
Globe Award, but it's not coming back
for quite some time. Okay.
We'll get into all that when we come back. Keep it locked.
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Thanks for backselling the music.
Angelina, you got a rumor report coming up?
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Nope, I don't.
Meek Mill, he want to fight.
Okay.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor report.
Rumor report.
This is the rumor report.
Talk to him.
With Angelina Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, Meek Mill is in the gym.
He's working out, and I guess he wants to join in on all these people fighting.
Yeah, I seen him in the gym.
Right, and here is what he's saying.
They said they're trying to see you
share the box and see if you can beat Zojiboy.
I'll f*** Zojiboy up.
Now, I'll break Drizzy the f*** up for
5 mil. Of course I would.
And we gonna let Nikki be the
ring girl. Y'all come to see that fight,
wouldn't y'all? Y'all spend $100 a ticket for that.
I would definitely pay for that. First of all,
Meek Mill got to relax.
He's laying on the ground.
He look a little out of breath.
Listen, trying to play Nikki as a ring girl is lame after we watched you be crazy in love with her the past couple of years.
Past couple of months, however long it was.
You can't go from using Jay-Z lines saying, my girl Nikki, I brag different.
I want her to be the ring girl at the fight.
Like, he sounds hurt.
Like, he sounds hurt.
Like, he sounds scorned and bitter.
And if there's one thing a man shouldn't sound,
it's scorned and bitter. Well, a couple
people left some comments. The Game said,
I'll beat that boy ass for free, and Nikki
can be the getter ring girl. Who
Game want to beat up? He's talking about
Meek. Okay. And then he said,
everybody, uncle, face, have an ass.
Yeah, I don't see. You can't talk about
you want to fight somebody when you laying on the floor
breathing hard, seeing you out of shape. I don't think you all realize how about you want to fight somebody when you're laying on the floor breathing hard, saying you out of shape.
I don't think you all realize how much a physical altercation takes out of it.
And then Safari jumped in.
Really?
He said, Drake don't got time, but I do.
Oh, I like this.
Drop one of the clues, Ron, for Safari.
I like where this is going.
I like where this is going.
Now, I just don't think a lot of y'all have had a fist fight in a long time.
Like a lot of energy gets depleted quickly in a fist fight.
You think working out takes a lot out of you.
Try fighting for 25 to 30 seconds.
This would be good.
I'm serious.
Safari works out, though.
Yes, he does.
Okay, so who you got your money on?
Safari's in shape.
Okay, let's just start.
Drake and Meek Mill, who wins?
We've seen Drake boxing already, though.
I'm putting my money on Drake.
Meek is just now getting back in the gym.
He's talking about his legs. Okay, game
and Meek Mill. Who wins in a fight?
Game. I'm putting my money on Meek Mill.
Safari and Meek Mill in a fight.
Safari. Putting my money on
Safari too.
Okay, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
It's a simple matter of athletes. Nicky and Meek Mill in a fight.
That's a tough one. What? No, I'm kidding. This is a simple matter of athletics. Nicky and Meek Mill in a fight.
That's a tough one.
What?
No, I'm kidding.
That's a tough one.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
That's a tough one.
I'm talking from a pure sense of who's athletic and who's not.
Well, Meek is saying that he's not athletic in the video.
He's working out.
He's trying to get himself. It is what it is.
There's a long way to go to be in boxing shape.
That's what I'm saying.
You're going to break somebody up and you're laying
on the floor huffing and puffing, watching your man do push-ups.
Talk about, why are you looking at my legs?
I know my legs not shaking.
He got a long way to go before he can box.
Three rounds. He's going to be buff.
It's not that easy. Alright, now
let's talk about Atlanta. You know we love that
show on FX, Donald Glover's show
Atlanta that just won a Golden Globe Award. Well,
we were hoping that show
would come back soon. I couldn't wait, but it's not coming back
until 2018, unfortunately.
The reason for that is because
Donald Glover has a lot of things that he's working
on, so unfortunately for us,
he's working on the latest Han Solo movie.
We have to wait. So everybody
that's a fan of that show, you gotta wait.
Alright, and last but not least,
Rick Ross. He wants to buy back the hood.
He has a documentary out.
He talks about working at a local car wash when he was 13 years old, making $30 a day for 12-hour shifts.
And we all know he has some Wingstop locations.
Well, he also now has invested in a Checkers restaurant franchise.
Here's what he's saying.
What made me come back and buy Checkers was I had a lot of reasons.
Providing jobs,
investing back into
the community, staying in touch
with where you're from.
We could come back and say a piece of this
is ours. Carroll
City, the city of Miami,
gonna be proud. And that's what
mean most to me. So
boss. I'm proud of Ross for his investments. I'm proud to be proud. And that's what means most to me. So, boss.
I'm proud of Ross for his investments.
I'm proud of all the investments he's doing.
All the way he stops.
Drop one of those balls for Rick Ross.
That's dope.
That's really dope.
That's how you empower your own community.
Because you can give people jobs.
You know what I mean?
That's what it's about right there.
All right.
Well, I'm Angela Yee.
And that's your Rumor Reports.
All right.
When we come back, our resident doctor, Dr. Oz, will be joining us.
All right. So. rumor reports. Alright, when we come back, our resident doctor, Dr. Oz will be joining us. That was Beyonce with
Sorry. Morning, everybody. It's DJ
Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club. We got
a special guest in the building. Probably
some of you guys' only doctor
that you see. Dr. Dre.
Stop it. Oh, you're right.
Dr. Dre and Dr. Oz.
Dr. Oz is in the building.
What up, Doc?
What up, Doc?
So I came by for a quality control visit.
Uh-oh.
I'm scared already.
We're talking a lot about bacteria and bugs these days,
so we're going to swab the dirtiest places in the room.
Oh, boy.
That's Charlamagne's mouth.
Charlamagne's mouth.
Open wide, please.
My ass is probably cleaner than my mouth.
Is it true that the ass is cleaner than the mouth, Dr. Al?
No.
It's just different bacteria.
They're equally dirty.
Okay.
Actually, we have trillions of bacteria in our gut.
We're talking about that today on the show, by the way.
We're talking about probiotics and how you outsource digestion to the bacteria.
You don't do it yourself.
But bugs need to be the right kind in the right place.
And people don't realize the dirtiest place is the place you never clean.
It's not that they're dirty to begin with.
You clean your bottom, right?
Yeah. Most people, hopefully.
Yeah.
I'll be clear. You know,
in Turkey, where my family's from, they never use toilet paper.
Why? What do they do?
No, because they use water. If you've got poop on your hands. Like a bidet?
Well, they don't have bidets. They just use little cups of water. They pour it back there.
One hand pours, the other one cleans. You don't have to have a bidet.
But you have to be clear about this.
If you got poop on your hands,
just like that. Huh? Yeah, Charlamagne's demonstrating.
If you got poop on your hands, would you
wash it with water or would you wipe it with paper?
Soap and water. Of course. So why wouldn't you do the same
with your bottom? What about wet wipes?
Wet wipes work. Yeah, see,
Charlamagne, finally speechless. It happens rarely
once a decade. I had to think about it. So they dip their hand
in the water, put some soap on it, and...
No, what they do is they have little teapots, and they put water in there.
They crouch down.
It's called a la turca.
Okay.
You squat a little bit.
It's how you're supposed to poop.
And then they pour the water from behind, and it trickles down.
It naturally finds that V in the buttocks.
It goes right down in the back, and you watch it with your other hand.
You catch the water and wash it.
One hand's in the front, one's in the back.
That sounds like a lot of work.
That sounds like too much work.
Thanks for the vision.
You do the bottle from this way?
Yeah, your bottle's from the top and your right hand's
underneath and clean. That's exactly it.
You know what I never understood?
Why do people...
I gotta try it.
I never understood why people don't wash their hands before they go to the bathroom.
Oh, I know.
You do?
I wash my hands before I touch my penis.
Always.
Yeah, it's actually, you know, doctors go into your room, right?
They wash their hands after they examine you, but they ought to wash their hands before
they examine you.
That's your claim.
Yeah, I understand that.
All right, we'll get our, the early, the early votes are coming in.
Now, doctor, they just did my keyboard.
Oh, that's your personal keyboard.
I wouldn't think.
No, it might be nasty, though.
This keyboard's probably filthy because everybody uses this.
Now we're on Charlotte Main Street, which, my goodness, I can see the dirt on there.
I've heard in the hotel rooms that remote control is the dirtiest thing in a hotel room.
Same in a hospital room.
You know, they clean everything else, right?
Someone gets paid to clean the toilet bowl.
Someone gets paid to clean the sink.
You think that's where the dirt is.
Because of that, people clean it.
But no one ever actually cleans the remote control.
A lot of people use the remote control to masturbate, too.
All kinds of bad stuff happens.
And I've also read, first of all, I consider myself somewhat of a germaphobe.
So I always read these things.
Because even when I go to the supermarket, I won't touch the shopping cart.
You won't?
No, because I feel like it's disgusting and dirty.
So I always take something like a paper towel and I put it over the handle of the shopping cart because I don't like to touch it.
I don't know.
It just seems like it's dirty.
Sasha, when you go to the bathroom, how do you leave the bathroom?
I take a paper towel, open the door with the paper towel.
And I don't even hold the open the bathroom stall door with my hand.
You use the paper towel?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
I am a little bit of a germaphobe.
But you know what?
I leave that paper towel on the floor when I walk outside.
You leave it on the floor?
There's no way to put it.
Throw it in the garbage, Envy.
Or there's no garbage around.
You can walk out and throw it in any garbage can.
Well, here there's a garbage.
But when you go out anywhere else, there's no garbage outside the bathroom.
Yes, there is.
It's inside the bathroom.
First of all, you can't avoid germs, Doc.
You can't avoid them, but you can cut down.
Yeah.
You can't avoid germs, but you want the right germs.
I'll give you a good example.
When you're born, the first thing that happens to you,
the first bacteria you see is your mother's vagina, right?
The vagina holds some fluid in there.
Your mouth goes, your lips drip across that coming through.
That's what you're saying.
We were all born eating pussy is what you're telling me.
Exactly.
But that's good.
That is healthy.
He loves saying that.
He's an obvious.
That's a unique apron.
So you actually want that bacteria.
Kids born with cesarean section, their first bacteria is from the mother's nipple.
That's not...
It's not terrible, but it's not the bacteria that's supposed to be in you.
So we have the early results here.
Okay.
Okay.
So, Envy?
Yes.
Six.
You want to be less than 50?
You're a six.
That's great. Unbelievable. That is the be less than 50? You're a six. That's unbelievable.
That is the lowest number of any radio station, period.
That's his personal laptop.
Oh, that's right.
These stay in here so people use them.
You boil it in water?
What do you do?
How do you get so clean?
Oh, my goodness.
Look at him.
Look how proud he is.
He's so happy.
Look at him.
And he probably finally wants something.
So, again, you want less than 50, ideally.
Angela, you're at 36.
Okay.
That's the second lowest.
No, third lowest.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, I actually wiped mine down, too.
Oh, my goodness.
Because I know people use his laptop all the time.
Now, let's get the pig pen over there.
One person over here.
Pig pen in the corner here.
And we did not swab his mouth.
We swabbed his computer.
I could have done his mouth, too.
Charlemagne, you're 61.
Damn it, man.
But look at his whole area.
That's 10 times more than Envy's got. What's going on here? I'm a dirty
nigga. Look at his whole area, Dr. Oz.
I was telling you, you gotta clean up.
Like, look behind you. That's all his stuff everywhere
on the table, everywhere. What's going on? What's that white powder back
there? What is going on? White powder?
It's disgusting.
I just threw some cookies out. We had some
cookies there for months.
It was your birthday? Oh, yes. We had some cookies there for months. From his birthday.
When's your birthday?
Oh, yes.
It's my birthday.
It was last June.
He had cookies in here from June.
Now, if you didn't do the mics, it would have been a lot worse.
Yeah.
Well, do them.
Just do the mic.
Come over here.
Get Charlamagne over here.
Get Charlamagne's phone and his mic.
Let's see what's going on.
By the way, it's a lot of DJs who come in here and talk, and they all need root canals.
Their breath is terrible.
That's what I said. Do the mic. So these mics are probably disgusting. Yeah, the who come in here and talk, and they all need root canals. Their breath is terrible. That's what I said to the mics.
So these mics are probably disgusting.
Yeah, the mics are probably disgusting.
Swab them all.
You just got a couple.
Get a survey here.
You ain't just coming here talking problems now.
You can give us a solution to that.
A solution.
So let's talk about bacteria in your gut, which is what, you know, that's what we mentioned.
Bacteria where?
Bacteria in your guts.
In your guts.
So you're supposed to, you know, you're supposed to feed the bacteria in your gut.
So when you take antibiotics, especially when you don't need them, you kill off all the good bacteria in your gut.
That causes problems.
When you don't eat the right kind.
The reason junk food is so bad for you is not just because it makes you gain weight.
It doesn't feed the bacteria.
And again, you're outsourcing digestion to bacteria.
Bacteria have to be healthy to digest your food.
Otherwise, you get gassy and bloated.
You gain weight.
You're not so sharp.
So you want to have the right kinds of bacteria.
Eating healthy food, fruits and veggies and all that good stuff,
naturally allows you to grow the right bacteria. And then you want to
eat bacteria, the right kinds. Like yogurt has
bacteria. Kimchi, you ever have that?
Sauerkraut, that has got bacteria.
Oh, I hate sauerkraut. And probiotic
pills work. I have probiotic
pills. Yeah. And they actually are helpful for people
who have intestinal issues.
And doctors now give them for irritable bowel and
things like that. Don't they keep your vagina clean, too?
Yes, they help with the management of candida.
Okay.
Management of what?
Candida, which is fungi.
Okay.
Candida isis, you know,
the white sort of creamy growth that happens.
Yeast infections, yes.
Okay.
All right, we got more with Dr. Oz
when we come back.
Don't move, keep it locked.
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Good morning.
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The breakfast club. Food stereotypes of a black male
misunderstood.
And it's still all good.
That was Notorious B.I.G. with Juicy.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy,
Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club. Dr. Oz is in the
building. Now, Yee? Now, let me ask you this.
I've had arguments with my friends about this, because they'll say,
oh, I'm sick because of the weather. The weather keeps on
changing. It goes from 20 degrees one day
it's snowing and then the next day it's 60 degrees.
But I always felt like it's germs.
Oh, it's always germs. That make you sick and not necessarily
the... In fairness to your friends who say that,
the viruses that cause the
flu and head colds and the like,
those viruses live longer
in cold weather. So when it
gets chilly, those viruses survive a lot longer.
We're in a closer environment because you can't hang outside.
So when someone coughs in a room that travels 100 miles an hour, you can't get out of the way.
And that virus stays alive on your hands and body, a lot of face, a lot longer.
The reason I asked about your habits in the bathroom is those things are called fomites.
Like this little counter here is a fomite, which means it's not alive.
Things that aren't alive allow viruses to live on them for a lot longer.
Now, you can sense the tension in the room
as we're swabbing your different instruments
here. It is fascinating. Planes must
be filthy to all the world. You know,
this is crazy. A quarter of
people report within three or four
days of getting off a plane, they get sick.
Because that air is circulating around
and around. Interestingly, it's not the person next
to you. It's the person diagonal from you because the air circulation mixes up that way.
So the person in front of you to the right and front to the left, those are the people you have to worry about because their air is coming right at you.
Is that why people wear masks on the plane sometimes?
Really?
I'll tell you a little trick that works because we studied this.
We did a show on this, and we had all these guys who are experts in the airline industry.
Turn that air vent on and aim it at your chest.
It pushes away the air in front of you.
The air coming from the vent's been purified.
So you want that air pushing away germs from the people next to you.
Are we getting close?
We're getting close to report.
Now, you talked about the health benefits of eating vagina as a baby.
Are there any when you get older?
I'm unaware we can do the study.
Healthy sex is bad. You know, gosh. Are there any when you get older? I'm unaware we can do the study. Healthy sex is about,
you know,
we did a study on sex.
People,
so the average person
has sex once a week.
And that means that,
you know,
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
If you can go to twice a week,
which is what you want
to get at least,
your life expectancy
for men goes up
three years.
But for women,
it's not about
the amount of sex.
It's about the quality of sex.
So you have to make us have an orgasm.
Exactly. Orgasms count.
So orgasms make you live longer?
Yep, they do. Wow!
What about if you masturbate? Well, here's the thing.
I give you half credit for that.
We think part of the benefit is the fact that you
enjoy yourself, and part of the benefit is that you have
meaningful relationships with people.
So if you're having both, that's an extra little benefit.
Because it's not just about,
you know,
all that stuff.
It's about belonging,
being next to someone.
And a gift for testicular cancer.
Masturbation.
I didn't know that.
Is that true?
I read that somewhere.
Oh, you made that up.
Come on now.
No, after Tom Green had his ball removed,
I remember him saying
that you got to masturbate
to prevent testicular cancer.
Well, then it must be true.
I tell you,
yeah, I got to look that up.
That I don't know about.
Now, let me ask you this.
What about sitting on a public toilet seat?
Oh, my gosh.
Who would do that, Yee?
You see, that is one of the cleanest places in the bathroom
because people are cleaning it all the time before they sit,
and it gets cleaned by the person, the janitor,
who's cleaning up the room.
Really?
So that's much cleaner than the doorknob leaving the room,
which everyone has to touch.
Somebody told me that we have,
I forget what they said,
but we all have urine on our hands
and fecal matter on our hands.
They did a study looking at the mint.
Remember the little mints you put at restaurants
as you walk out?
Yes, disgusting.
So those things all have urine and feces on them
because people, you know,
it just takes one person not to wash their hands
walking out.
And then you touch the door
and now their pee is on your hands.
Yep, and then you grab more of the mints
and you touch four other ones and those grab more of the mints and you touch
four other ones
and those other four
of the mints
now have poop on them.
You put them in your mouth
and you can't tell
what's different.
Wow, I just thought
about how dangerous
eating that must be
because you got all
this bacteria in your mouth
and your anus
and then you put
your tongue on there
like those clashing
of bacteria and germs.
Yeah, but those bacteria
are good for us
if they're the right kind.
Really?
Yeah.
You gotta eat,
most of the bacteria in your gut is good for you, right?
The trillions of bacteria in there, the majority are there for you.
They're there to help you out.
But your ass is good.
Well, maybe not for that reason.
I can't.
But I can't speak as a medical doctor to that, but as a germologist.
Okay, ready?
The results are in.
Uh-oh.
All right.
When it comes to...
No.
When it comes to bacteria on their instruments they use day in and day out.
So, let's go.
And your phone's a 36.
That's the same as my laptop.
Yeah, same as your laptop.
Not surprisingly, same fingers touching both of them quite a bit.
But the mic, 141.
And you need a root canal.
Now a lot of people use this.
Yeah, well, you know.
I can't control it.
This is a public place. Oh, yes, you need the root canal. You should complain lot of people use this. Yeah, well, you know. I can't control it. This is a public place.
Oh, she needs a root canal.
You should complain.
You should complain.
Envy.
Yes.
Your phone, 33.
Okay.
Not bad.
Mic, 73.
That's not that bad.
Yeah, not that bad compared to Angela.
Who's sitting at that mic when you're not there, Angela?
I don't know.
I know my laptop was over here.
It wasn't even hooked up.
Based on the smell of breath in the building, I'd say DJ Will or...
Oh, gosh.
Probably DJ Will.
You're getting in trouble.
Let's hear Charlemagne's.
Charlemagne's phone, 31.
What's that mean?
Less than 50.
That's good.
His mic, 4,000.
What?
No, I'm kidding.
104.
So, I'll tell you.
I talk a lot of s***.
Yeah, they talk a lot of s***.
This mic is disgusting.
The mics are a bit of a problem here.
But I gotta say, I'm so impressed.
Your phones are actually cleaner than what we've been seeing elsewhere in the building.
I would think it would be because I put my phone in my purse all the time.
So I always would think that would make it a little dirtier.
Because I throw it in my bag.
There's a lot of stuff.
But most of the dirt comes because your fingers touch it.
Oh, okay.
I mean, the phone doesn't get dirty because it's in your bag.
It gets dirty because your fingers are touching it. You go to the bathroom, you're touching it. You wipe your face, you're touching it. Someone else touch it. Oh, okay. The phone doesn't get dirty because it's in your bag. It gets dirty because your fingers are touching it.
You go to the bathroom, you're touching it.
You wipe your face, you're touching it.
Someone else touches it.
And you got to take this case off and clean your phone sometimes.
Do you do that?
Yeah.
I take it off because when I go running,
I take it out and I put it in a different case.
Yeah.
And then do you wash the case?
No, I've never washed it.
I just wipe it down.
So we just left someone, one of the other DJs,
he actually boils his case.
That's ridiculous.
You do have to treat your phone like an uncircumcised penis.
Sometimes you got to peel the case back, clean it off.
Jim Kerr, what?
His board.
Not his penis.
One of our coworkers, his board was, how disgusting.
What was his number given?
Yeah, 451.
That is 20, that's 30 years of bacteria.
Jim Kerr's been doing morning radio for like 30
plus years. That's terrible. Yeah, but
Len Berman broke it all. 596.
Oh my gosh. Yikes.
596. What about Elvis? A lot of fecal matter
around here? We're going to Elvis next. Okay.
Elvis, we're going to see what Elvis does. Now, what is
what is shmegma?
Shmegma is the material
left behind the foreskin. Oh my
goodness. Great on toast.
That young men have to be taught to clean because if you don't, it'll get infected in there.
And then if that foreskin swells up, that actually can suffocate the penis.
That's not good.
Is that harmful for women?
What?
Say you have sex with a guy and he has schmegma.
So we believe, we don't know this 100%, but studies in Africa have shown that viruses can be transmitted to that shmegma.
Or at least to intercourse with uncircumcised males.
So that's one of the reasons there's a battle going on about circumcision.
Because it's possible that they may be linked up to virus transmission.
Can men get yeast infections?
Oh yeah, men can get yeast infections.
They're less common because there's no space for the yeast to grow in.
Yeast like dark cavities, dark spaces.
So women happen to have dark cavities.
But both male and women can get
fungal infections of the
colon, of the intestines.
And that can make you feel ill.
Again, this is not something that traditional doctors examine
because we don't look in there for fungi usually, but
candida in there can make you feel like you're inflamed
all the time. It's one of the reasons that I care so much about
eating foods that help with your flora.
In fact, you know, we have this big diet that we just launched called the 21 Day Breakthrough Diet. It's one of the reasons that I care so much about eating foods that help with your flora. In fact, we have this
big diet that we just launched called the 21 Day
Breakthrough Diet. It's based on
vegetable and plant
proteins because we think
that it helps the gut
live better. So like wheatgrass shots
would be good. The shop you
have in Brooklyn? Yeah, we do wheatgrass shots. We have a wheatgrass
challenge. Yeah, we do.
Those juices are great because they feed the bacteria.
Forget about how they make you feel moment to moment.
Long term, you're going to feel better because you're feeding the healthy bacteria in your gut.
And plant proteins, and there were three big studies on this this past year.
Independent of anything else, people seem to lose weight on them.
So I have the same amount of protein, which we know is good for weight loss, than plants versus from animals.
You tend to lose more weight from the plants, which is why things like tofu and tempeh, soybeans of any kind, beans, gravy beans, pinto
beans, all these have rich sources of plant protein without a lot of fat associated with them.
So people tend to metabolize them the right way and it ends up because it speeds your metabolism
up, you lose weight faster. Right. And I always tell people, because I know women that will just starve themselves.
I need to lose weight.
I need to lose 10 pounds.
I'm just not going to eat.
And I'm like, that's going to just slow down your metabolism.
As soon as you eat, you're going to gain the weight right back.
The time to lose weight is right now, because you need to do it gently.
So if you go on, for example, a 21-day weight loss, a breakthrough weight loss plan, you
will lose a couple pounds the first week, maybe, you know, three, four pounds.
Then you'll lose a pound or two pounds every week for as long as you stay on it if you have extra weight.
So if you start right now, you can lose 10 pounds easily by Valentine's.
Right.
But you'll lose another 10 pounds by the time spring break comes around,
another 10 pounds by the time you go away for Memorial Day.
So, you know, you can lose a lot of weight.
And it's not hard to do.
You just got to be consistent about it.
And we don't want to – it's not even boring.
It's straightforward.
The Dr. Oz app has it all.
Right.
You just – it's simple, easy not even boring. It's straightforward. It's the Dr. Oz app has it all. Right.
You just, it's simple, easy to do stuff.
It's free.
And the foods themselves are, there's nothing to buy.
You just buy regular old food, make it the right way.
But if you don't, you know, you're not listening.
People don't plan to fail, but they fail to plan.
And that causes the big problem.
So take advantage of the time that right now when people aren't looking and you're not in the bathing suit, you can make miracles happen. And the heaviest we will ever be is right now,
because you just came back from the holidays.
I shouldn't have to.
That was DJ Khaled for free.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Our resident doctor, Dr. Oz, is in the building.
Now, before you go, Dr. Oz,
can you tell me how you suffocate a penis?
You said that a penis can be suffocated.
So, the preface,
that foreskin, when it
swells up, it gets stuck around
and you can't pull it over the penis, you'll actually
begin to shut down the ability of
blood to get to that area. It's very painful too.
Are you circumcised? Yes.
I just got circumcised. No, I've always been circumcised.
I wasn't fully circumcised until
I had a little skin bridge.
So even in partial circumcision, you know, when I was in the Turkish military,
and I used to have to do circumcisions because in the Turkish military.
You performed circumcisions?
On adult males.
Oh, my God.
So here's the thing.
In the religion of Islam, you're supposed to get circumcised.
It's like Judaism, right?
Right.
So they get circumcised at odd ages.
So, you know, 5, 7, 9, 11, those ages.
But if you don't have enough money and you're a poor kid and you go to the military, the
military says, well, circumcise it so you don't have to worry about it anymore.
Oh, my God.
And so I would take these...
It's like torture.
Well, I learned how you have to numb up the base of the penis.
I give a shot at the very base of the penis.
Oh, my gosh.
And then they all get numb.
And then you take a little knife and you swipe off the tip of the first skin.
You have to make sure you don't cut too much because you'll nip the tip.
You don't want that.
Come on, Dr. Oz.
But then you pull back the skin and you never have the problem again.
But in uncircumcised males, you have to clean that sphagnum, as you mentioned,
and they have to make sure you can pull the skin over the penis periodically.
Otherwise, if it does get infected and swollen, then it gets stuck there and it gets really painful.
You have to cut it, which is not good.
What's the recovery time for a grown man
when he gets circumcised?
How long does it take until you're back to normal
and you're not in pain?
You're not going to be intimate for probably two weeks,
but the skin will begin to heal within three to five days.
I take the sutures out in five days.
You tack the skin together oftentimes.
You can take them off almost immediately. Five days later, I put the sutures out in five days. You tack the skin together oftentimes. You can take them off almost immediately.
So five days later, I put the sutures out,
and the skin sort of sticks where it's supposed to be.
Now, what about this vaginal rejuvenation
that all these women are doing?
You know, it's become a really, really big operation.
My vagina's fine.
I don't have any kids,
but we've been talking about penises,
so now let's talk about vaginas.
We're collecting insurance cards here today.
So, you know, it's very effective.
A lot of women are all worked up about the fact they don't think they're as tight, especially after childbirth.
Right, I think it's after women have babies.
Yes.
So, yeah, it's not because, you know, it's because they've had babies and a big came through there and stretched it out.
So doctors can take a stitch and tighten up that area.
But I got to say, those are the kinds of operations that women do for women.
Because men don't care about that.
Yeah, we don't.
Men are not into that. Men are excited about other things. They don't care exactly that. Yeah, we don't. Men are not into that.
Men are excited about other things.
They don't care exactly how tight it is.
Don't Kegels work?
Kegels?
No.
Kegels help with keeping the vaginal floor tight so you can actually squeeze as a woman
if you want.
But the actual entrance area, it's hard to tighten up with Kegels alone.
And listen, that's one of those things where if women are really worked up about it, it's
a pretty safe thing to do.
Right.
That's like when you squeeze on it.
What? Salt and vinegar works. Salt and like when you squeeze on it. What?
Salt and vinegar works.
Salt and vinegar?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
You either put a tub full of salt and vinegar
and you sit in it.
That'll get it tight.
Or you crunch up salt and vinegar potato chips
and give them to the little musk.
Charlamagne has a lot of theories.
Right.
Charlamagne says you can also tell
if a woman has an STD
by putting your air wax in her vagina.
That is a fact, Dr. Oz.
That's not a fact.
Oh, my goodness.
That's not a fact.
I missed that class at med school.
Sounds like an infection. That's false news.
That's fake news. Fake news.
Hey, listen. Speaking of fake news,
can I ask something? So, you know, I've been,
we've all been following this, and it's sort of infuriating.
You realize that people are very
prone to news they want to believe
anyway. Absolutely. Of course. But there are
all these fake news pieces that sell
stuff, too. I'm a victim of that because people are always selling with my name.
You all know I never saw anything.
So all those things, there's all.
But all these other celebrities, anyone pretty much notable has come on my show.
Now there's always a fake news article about how I got them to look more beautiful, have better sex.
All made up.
And so everyone's sort of getting caught up in this.
I don't understand why there's not more outcry about fake news with fake ads that go along with them.
It's the same basic system.
They target people who are vulnerable,
people who they know will pay anything to look younger,
get the vaginal renewal,
lose weight. They sell crazy
promises, which aren't true, but then they
steal money from them at the same time.
Whereas if fake news changes how we vote and how
we think, which is dangerous too, but
there's no individuals that can be
identified as being targeted.
I think they're all sort of part of the same game.
Right.
What about testosterone pills?
Same thing.
A lot of fake stuff, right?
Yeah, a lot of fake stuff.
You know, testosterone, when your testosterone is low, works.
You got to take it the right way.
But if testosterone is low, it makes a big difference.
And if it's not, it won't help you.
In fact, it can cause problems by people getting exposed to it.
There's a drug now that was touted for Alzheimer's
and dementia. The company
was made from jellyfish. The company was claiming that it
reversed dementia. Well, you know, if you're worried about
your memory, you'll buy this immediately.
Then once they get the credit card, they can take
advantage of you. Or they just sell you stuff that they
sort of know doesn't work. And you know, the DA
just went after these guys for that. But this is all
part of this fake news issue. It's not
just fake news. Because a lot people who sit back and say,
how can you possibly think a pizza parlor is running a porno
ring? You know, why would you even think that, right?
How's that possible? But the
reality is they know who's likely to think
that's possible. Gullible people. People see
anything and believe it. If it's written down or
it's on the internet. And they're vulnerable to it.
Instagram, they believe it. Yeah. And they also
sense that. They know that you're likely
to believe there's a KKK outfit in Brooklyn.
So you might go down there and do something about it.
And the average person says, well, there's no way it's going to happen without me knowing about it.
Or vice versa.
There's some miracle weight loss solution where you can lose 30 pounds in a week.
Well, they only do that through amputation.
Or somebody just needs your bank account information and they're going to wire you $2 million.
Oh, yes.
I get that.
But see, those aren't fake news articles.
Those are emails you get where it's a little bit more suspect.
But when there's a news article that says, Dr. Oz has just discovered this brand new
cure.
Look at Barbara Streisand.
Look how she looks now.
Yeah.
He took Beyonce and fixed her up.
Now look at her.
I've seen a lot of those, too, on websites.
It'll be like sponsored.
And it'll be like, check out this weight, how this person lost this much weight.
And then you click on it.
If it says sponsored, it's, you know.
You already know.
You sort of know.
Unfortunately, yeah.
But that's one of the problems with social media.
And it used to be something else where, you know,
they were wasting their money.
Now they know exactly who to send that fake news piece to.
They know exactly who's vulnerable to it.
And you don't see the fake news articles that you wouldn't see and believe.
So another guy next to you in the cubicle next to you at work,
they're seeing something.
They're reading a whole different world than you are.
Based on the things that you search.
Yeah, absolutely.
You go to NFL games, they're going to send you stuff on, I don't know, rifles.
You're going to go to cooking outfits, cooking retreats.
They'll send you stuff on something quite opposite.
Right, diet.
Diet, weight loss.
And so they know how to target you.
You don't even know that all the news nowadays is coming to you in a very terse way.
So after a while, you can't believe what you're reading.
You're right.
We appreciate you joining us.
Dr. Oz!
To penises, to vaginas.
And don't forget shmegma.
Dr. Oz is The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Diddy.
Listen up. It's just in.
All the gossip.
The rumor report.
With Angela Yee.
It's the rumor report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, Diddy has been taking a break from social media.
He said he's off of it because of this.
Too much coonery, buffoonery going on.
The culture's getting killed.
I'm in amazement on what's going on in the world.
It's too much cooning and buffooning, y'all.
And we all guilty of it.
I can't believe this is what hip-hop has become, man.
I just can't.
My mind is, like, blown, man.
I'm going to calm down.
I just love this hip-hop culture, man.
And I'm scared of the direction it's going.
That is such a falsehood. That is not true.
Well, he hasn't been on there for a couple of weeks. Hip-hop isn't a great
space. You can't look at one or two situations
and let that be the whole
thesis for how you came
up with a conclusion about where hip-hop is
right now. Well, he's taking a break from social media
if he feels like doing that. What before the rehabs
have you been seeing? You probably saw Soulja Boy and Chris Brown,
but you can't look at that situation and be like,
oh, all the hip-hop is Queen of the Before.
We don't know what he saw that he thought was...
No, it's funny, because when he first put on the shiny suits,
a lot of people thought that was before.
Absolutely.
Well, he said we're all guilty of it.
Nick Grant dropped the album today.
J. Cole still got a great project out there.
Big Sean about to drop.
Like, Wale been dropping great music.
Chance the Rapper.
Like, it's a bunch of dope-ass MCs out here
that's popping.
Dave East is moving. Like, stop it.
What you mean? Like, you
don't like where the coach is going. The coach is fine. Yes, Lil Yachty
announced his new album title yesterday.
Donald Glover just put out a great album and won two
Golden Globes. Like, stop it. What do you mean?
Hip-hop is in a great space. Well, Lil Yachty went on
Twitter yesterday and he said the new title, the title of
his new album is Teenage Emotions.
He said, this is the title of my album.
It will be fire.
You can't look at your little yachty and say hip hop's in a terrible space.
Like, you can't use one or two examples to paint a broad picture of hip hop.
You just can't do that.
All right.
Now, yesterday, Aaliyah had an Ultimate Aaliyah album on Apple Music and on iTunes.
But that has been removed already. Now, allegedly, they are saying that Aaliyah's uncle, Barry Hankerson, who was her manager,
has refused to release her music digitally.
And therefore, they had to actually just pull that.
So for everybody that was excited, because I saw yesterday everybody was talking about this Aaliyah,
this Ultimate Aaliyah album.
It was new music on it or no?
I mean, music that wasn't released, I should say.
It was her greatest hits.
Okay.
Why would he not want to make that money?
I mean, I don't know what the issue is with it, but he has, you know, he said he doesn't want to.
So, therefore, those songs are now gone.
All right.
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton.
They've been having some issues.
They're in a custody battle over their six-year-old son.
And now child services has taken over.
Now, sources are saying that their son, Julian, told school officials at the beginning of the year that his dad spanked him more than once.
The school then reported that incident.
You can't spank your kids.
You can't report to who?
And they opened an investigation.
Paula Patton then started denying Robin Thicke access to their son.
She filed an emergency court order asking that the family law judge restrict his contact to monitor daytime visits
only.
That's crazy.
Now, Paula Patton told Robin Thicke, Julian is scared of you.
And he also had told the school that Robin Thicke spanked him really hard.
He demonstrated he hit Paula on the back so hard she said, ow.
And Julian said it really was worse.
Now, he's six years old.
All right.
So what?
You got a six-year-old son.
You can't spank your six-year-old son if he acting up?
You should be able to. Well, if he went to school and had some things to say the school official
should invest you know if it's an issue and he says that in school we don't know what's going
on kids don't like beatings yeah man every time i hear stories like this i'm like man i should
have pressed charges on my parents back in the day i got beat with an extension cord and my daddy
made me take a bath you definitely should have pressed charges said in her declaration uh robin
thick has responded he said on a very rare occasion and only as a last resort, I will use light spanking, but it is consistent with the law.
Open hand on the butt.
This is the type of discipline to which Paula and I agree during our marriage.
You shouldn't have to explain that.
You're the dad.
Also, a nanny says that she has seen him smoke marijuana on several occasions in front of their son.
Oh, well, that's a little different.
She said that he showed up
drunk to Julian's
kindergarten graduation.
But according to Robin Thicke, he feels like
all of this is because Paula Patton was blocked
from attending his dad's funeral last month.
He said Paula did not have a positive relationship
with my father and often made negative comments
to me about my father. As such, she was not
welcome at his funeral.
I just don't understand this whole spanking situation,
especially when I used to get some of the most mortal combat fatalities
spanking someone's man as a child, okay?
I would get backhanded any and everywhere if I ran off at them out.
I would have to go pick my own switch.
I got beat with a distinction cord made to take a bath.
You know them wooden spoons that used to hang on the wall?
Oh, man, that was mama's favorite weapon.
Perhaps when they investigate, it won't be an issue.
But I think if a child comes to school
and says something about your dad
hitting you several times, I do feel like
they're obligated to at least
No, we didn't say beat.
He said, my dad popped me. My dad spanked me.
There's a difference between beat and spank.
We don't know exactly what it says.
On several occasions.
I got plenty of spankings. I didn't see child abuse
until I saw Good Times
When Penny got burned
With that damn
Well listen
They haven't charged him
With anything
They're not saying
Anything's gonna happen
They're not taking
The son away
We just know
They're investigating
Because of what
His son said
So there you have it
Alright
Alright I'm Angela Yee
And that's your
Rumor Report
And they don't
They got a little
They probably got a
Okay
What
I think Robin thinks white
So it's Paula Patton
And black
So the son probably looked black.
Now they care about white people beating on black people.
Now the sun look white.
Oh.
The sun look white.
Okay, that's the problem then.
What?
It has nothing to do with anything.
It has nothing to do with anything.
But I'm glad you got beat.
Look how you came out.
Man, shut up.
You ain't used to get beaten when you was young.
Yeah, but not like that.
Not with a wooden spoon.
Not an extension cord to go take a shower.
That's a little excessive.
Your parents don't love you.
That's all that is. No, they didn't beat me. an extension cord and go take a shower. That's a little excessive. Your parents don't love you. That's all that is.
No, they didn't beat me.
That extension cord was no joke.
I can feel that right now.
You get that extension cord whipping and you got them whelps on you,
then your father make you go take a bath.
That's abuse, bro.
That's not abuse.
It's called discipline.
I wouldn't do it, but hey.
I tried to set the house on fire.
I was freaking it.
Double wide trailer, you got a light at the carpet.
Yeah, I guess you deserved it. Could have ruined everything my parents worked hard for back then. Yeah, I guess you deserved it. All right. I tried to set the house on fire. I was freaking, you know, double wide trailer. You got a lighter at the carpet. Yeah, I guess you deserve it.
Could have ruined everything my parents worked hard for back then.
Yeah, I guess you deserved it.
All right.
All right.
Well, donkey today.
Who you giving your donkey to?
Oh, man.
Nigs going to nig.
Okay.
Okay.
This is the greatest N-word story I've heard all week long.
And I've heard a lot of N-word stories this week.
Okay.
I'm just going to tell you the equation.
The equation is nigs,
McDonald's chicken nuggets,
and a pistol.
Okay?
All right.
All right, let's see what that adds up to.
And then after that, we got Kodak Black.
Oh, man, it's the nigga out with him.
It's the nigga, okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
Kodak Black was here.
It's definitely the nigga out with him.
Kodak Black was here about a day ago.
We think. He wore a about a day ago and we think
he wore a ski mask
yeah we think it was him
because he had a ski mask
on the whole time
it sounded like him
it was a very
interesting interview
to say the least
okay
alright well
don't get a day up next
it's the Breakfast Club
good morning
I was born a donkey
it's the donkey
of the day
donkey donkey donkey It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day.
It's the donkey of the day.
That's pretty funny.
Where's Charlamagne the devil?
Possibly.
The Breakfast Club.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 13th
goes to the young 12-year-old boy
who has provided me with the most entertaining story of the week.
See, I tell you all the time that nigg's going to nigg.
Okay?
It's just certain things you can take to the bank.
The world is going to turn.
The sun is going to shine.
If you have the privilege of living a long life,
you're going to age.
And nigg's going to nigg.
Guaranteed.
And this situation that happened in Harlem is grade A niggin'.
Okay?
Let me tell you some of the
ingredients for this donkey. Nigs,
McDonald's chicken nuggets,
and a pistol.
Let's go to PIX11 for the report, please.
Twelve-year-old boy accused of pulling a gun
on a classmate because he wanted
her chicken McNuggets. So listen to this.
It all started inside of a McDonald's
in East Harlem. The suspect asked the
13-year-old little girl for a McNugget.
When she said no, he got angry.
The boy approached the girl again a short time later on the subway platform.
This time, he's accused of pointing a gun at her head.
She smacked it away and told him to leave her alone.
Police took that boy into custody after the victim reported the incident to her school.
Dave East is not putting out fire records for y'all to be robbing
people in Harlem over chicken nuggets,
okay? In the words of a wise man
named Uncle Ruckus,
there is powerful niggardry at work here.
Now, the young lady smacked the gun
away from the guy and didn't give up the chicken
nuggets. I have heard
and seen a lot of people say they wouldn't
give up certain things if someone tried to rob
them. I mean, Kane's cousin Harold in Minister Society wouldn't give up his car.
When it came to that white Jeezy told you he got it for the low low,
and when it came to his cocaine, he let you know, Rob, who take what?
Guncock, hello.
Okay?
Brooklyn's own Casanova says he will shoot you if you try to take his watch.
Now, car's cocaine, jury, I can understand you not wanting people
to rob you of these things.
I understand you possibly fighting off your perpetrators
for these material items.
I personally wouldn't, you know,
because I can replace all that stuff,
but I can't replace my life.
But I understand people who feel like
they aren't letting someone just take
what they have worked hard for,
but never in the history of life
have I heard someone say
a chicken McNugget from McDonald's is worth dying for.
Okay, somebody pull a gun on me and ask me for a chicken nugget.
I'm going to give them the whole 10 piece.
10 piece of McDonald's is like $4.49.
That's like 44 cents a nugget.
If that math isn't right, don't judge me.
I graduated in night school.
The point I'm making is the more I think about it, I really don't know who the donkey is in this situation.
My mind says the guy who pulled the gun on the young lady, the robber for a chicken nugget.
But then there's another part of my mind who says the young girl for smacking the gun away from her head and not giving up the chicken nugget.
Who wants to be in the hospital shot over a chicken nugget?
Who wants to be in the morgue dead over a chicken nugget?
Who is hungrier in this equation? The person trying to rob someone over a chicken nugget
or the person who's so hungry that they won't give up the nugget
even though they're at gunpoint?
Hmm.
Inquiring minds want to know, but let's not victim blame.
Let's just all in the year 2017 strive to avoid N-words of all colors.
You know I don't speak to N-words after 5 p.m.,
and I don't think you should either.
The life of Chicken McNugget you saved could be your own.
Please give this young man who robbed this young lady at gunpoint over at Chicken McNugget the biggest hee-haw, please.
You will not find a better story of niggin' this week.
She might have been hungry, though.
I don't care how hungry she was.
She just didn't take him seriously.
She was like, get out of here.
Well, y'all better stop not taking people serious who got guns to your head.
You ever been that hungry?
Just starving?
No, I haven't.
Never.
What if it was fresh out of the fryer?
Nope.
Melts in your mouth.
Not even a little bit.
Nope.
And she had that good barbecue sauce with it.
Nah.
Nope.
Don't see it.
Sorry.
All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today.
Well, let's keep the niggin' going this morning.
Alright. When we come back, Kodak Black.
That was 50 Cent in the Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ
N.V. Angela Yee, Charlamagne
the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special
guest, I think, in the building. We can't see his face.
Young Wild N***a.
Kodak Black.
Oh, the man.
That's him?
Yeah, are we sure?
Let me see.
Make sure you're not in the booth.
You can look at his grill and tell.
That's him.
Okay.
Now, Kodak, I had to give you Donkey today because of the Best Rapper Alive thing, which
is cool.
You should feel that way.
But if you want the Best Rapper Alive title, you can't beat Lil Wayne up to get it.
You got to out-rap him. Right. Not beat him up. That's not want the best rapper alive title, you can't beat Lil Wayne up to get it. You gotta out-rap him.
Not beat him up.
That's not gonna get you the title.
So why Lil Wayne in particular?
Why Lil Wayne in particular?
Do you feel like he's the best that you have to
defeat right now? Like, why did you pick
him? I don't even wanna talk about it, bro.
I mean, just cause it's been on social
media, so.
That's what I said, You know what I'm saying?
Y'all ain't finna have me tweeting right now.
Okay, you're not gonna. We're not finna have you
tweeting. Yeah, y'all ain't gonna have me tweeting right now.
I said that. I did
say that. But why not rap, though?
I hear him.
I got it.
We got the answer.
I mean, it is still early on in your career, though.
You know, and you have made a lot of milestones.
Like, the first time I heard about you was when we were at the Revolt Music Conference.
It wasn't this past one, but it was the year before that.
Because we were in Florida, and obviously you were huge in Florida before we heard of you in New York.
And I was like, OK, I keep hearing about Kodak Black, Kodak Black.
And that was an unfortunate weekend because you ended up getting arrested.
And I thought we were going to be able to meet you, you know, during that time. But it is still pretty early on in your career.
You know, so you feel like the greatest.
I mean, don't you feel like there's some work to be done to get to the greatest rapper alive title still?
Just as far as paying homage to like other people that came before you.
I know there's people that you look up to and admire.
Like who are other artists that you would say?
I don't have no problem.
I don't have no problem with you saying you're the best rapper alive.
You should feel that way.
But if you're going to challenge like somebody like Wayne, you got to do a rap.
All right.
All right. The name Kodak Black. How. Alright, the name Kodak Black.
How'd you get the name Kodak Black?
How'd you get the name Kodak Black?
I mean, it's a lot of ways I could explain it.
You know what I'm saying?
I be living for the moment.
I be living for the moment.
Huh?
I be living for the moment.
Like what you mean, like pictures?
You be living for the moment. Yeah,'s the name? What you mean, like pictures? You be living for the moment.
Yeah, like pictures.
Yeah.
I can explain it that way.
That's some fly s***, I think.
Just saying.
Now, how was it being locked up when your records were so high on the charts,
all over the clubs, everywhere, but you couldn't really be there to enjoy it?
You know what I mean?
I said, I would. But you couldn't really be there Ain't no cameraman over that
Oh
He's still answering the question about his name. Okay. Yeah. There's a delay. I just thought of that
No, that's a good. Yeah, he would be asked me that question
That's my new answer. That's a good technique, though.
Like, answer when you feel like answering.
Mm-hmm.
Because he said, talk about being in jail.
They said, I'll shoot him.
I was like, whoa.
When you were in jail and your records were popping,
you had like three, four records on the charge,
records in the club, but you weren't there to actually enjoy it.
Yeah.
Now, what was that feeling like?
I know you had to want to go out and be like, I F'd this up.
I F'd what up?
You not being out.
That's right when you had to cross over.
I know it get greater later.
I had missed the VT Awards and a couple of things.
I was flaming, too, because I missed that little Jay-Z shit.
What Jay-Z thing?
Made in America.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You supposed to come out there? Yeah, I was Made in America. Oh, yeah, yeah.
You supposed to come out there?
Yeah, I was flaming about that. XXL shoot too.
Yeah. I made that, I think.
Oh, you made that one? You made the concert? You made the show?
Not the show. You made the cover,
but not the show.
Now, you also posted a video of your mom seeing you
on the XXL freshman cover.
So, how does your mom feel about how
everything's happening for you right now?
I mean, I know she'd rather see me on a magazine than a newspaper, XXL freshman cover. So how does your mom feel about how everything's happening for you right now? Because I can see that.
I mean, I know she'd rather see me on a magazine than a newspaper.
So, you know what I'm saying?
She was overwhelmed.
You seem to have a real spiritual side, too.
Like, I've heard the record Gospel before.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
And on IG, you was playing the Marvin Sapp record.
Were you in the church growing up?
Well, I kind of found God throughout my life and stuff you know
he seemed to ask me you pray a lot often for repentance or like what all that
pull my bible up and thank god for your blessings that you have. And for your blessings that you have. Yeah, yeah, I got a thing, bro.
I keep my Bible on me now.
Oh, yeah?
I keep it on me.
I feel like I need it right now.
Wild Negro sitting next to me in a ski mask.
All the trials made me wild.
The tribulations made me wise.
You grew up in Florida, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you done with all the bull crap and everything?
Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
How do you change that?
You keep the people away from you, or how do you change that lifestyle?
I mean, I can't win from losing, so, you know what I'm saying?
They got to stay level-headed.
Okay, all right.
Well, we have more with Kodak Black.
That was Drake with Controller.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Kodak Black is here.
Charlamagne.
Is the fame and money happening for you too fast?
Because it comes a point in time like your money might grow more than you are.
Because you still got a foot in the street, I'm sure.
That's a nice one right there, too.
I don't know.
That's why I be hollering at God and stuff too.
Does he holler back?
Yeah.
Who do you look to as a mentor?
I like that silence was like real dramatic.
Is there anybody in this business that you feel like,
okay, this person's a real mentor to me.
Like I could talk to them about certain things.
I mean, if Master P ever hollered at me, I'd holler at him.
Master P was just in New York, too. And I'm sure
he would.
You should reach out to P. He's a great mentor.
I don't really know how to reach out to people.
We can set that up for you. You want that?
That's easy, bro.
Black Yolks, I see you hanging out with Black Yolks a lot.
Yeah, he's great.
What do you have planned for
Black History Month?
I'm just going to drop my cutlass.
You're going to put hydroxyls on it?
Nah, man.
That's lame in Florida.
What do you call dropping the cutlass?
I throw 30 inch rims on it.
That's a good way to celebrate Black History Month.
Put some rims on your car.
I see you got a new house too.
Congratulations.
That was the first thing you purchased when you got out?
Yeah, I purchased some jewelry when I got out.
Mm-hmm.
Jewelry first, and then?
I had about 100 condoms.
100 condoms?
Yeah.
I had to see what that hot and cold thing do.
Hot and cold?
Yeah.
With the bidet?
I don't like it when it's like we burning after that.
Oh, hot and cold condoms?
Yeah.
You got hot and cold condoms?
I never heard of that.
I don't use condoms. I don't know. Oh, yeah? cold condoms. Yeah. You got hot and cold condoms? I never heard of that. I don't use condoms.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, I had about 100.
Well, we're glad that you use condoms.
That's good news.
Yeah.
He's not circumcised either.
What?
Yeah, I got the banana thing.
He has it, right?
Yeah, you got it.
I bought it.
I know.
Yeah.
He said that's natural.
He said he has it.
That butter.
That smack man.
And he said that he's circumcised.
Yeah, that fig me.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to peel that thing back before you eat it.
What the hell are y'all talking about?
But you remember Omarion recently got circumcised.
You won't even take your mask off and you're talking about foreskin?
What are you talking about?
Peel back the mask first.
No face, no case.
I know.
Hold on now.
How do you know you're not circumcised, G?
Just because you're Haitian?
That's a stereotype.
He's the one that said it In the shower
He was doing a live remote
You did
Don't be stupid
No he was doing a live
Don't start
Live remote in the shower
And dropped the phone
A live remote
He's got a radio personality
It was Instagram
Or Facebook live
It wasn't live
It was a slip up
He dropped the phone
But he's the one
That tweeted out
That he's not circumcised because he's Haitian.
Oh, so you're telling me you saw his dick in Viet Nam?
I didn't.
It was all over the media.
You don't read?
So who cleansed your smegma for you?
I don't be having that.
I'm too grown for that.
When you was a kid, you had it.
Yeah, I had that one time when I was a kid.
I learned how to, you know what I mean?
Finesse it.
I think you have to peel the foreskin back and make sure you clean, you know, properly.
Well, no, because I googled shmegma to explain
to Charlamagne what it is and what causes it.
I've had shmegma before. I used to have, I wasn't,
I was, oh boy, I had like a little
skin bridge. It's cheese.
I just had like one little piece of skin from the
chaff, but I got that cut
around 17. Now you spend a lot
of time in juvenile detention centers, right?
God, it's crazy. Yeah.
One time, I had this little
arm carjacking charge. I was guilty,
but I won
trial. So you know what I'm saying?
That's why I be
having a lot of faith and stuff.
And my God, my God, he always look out for me.
How many times did you arrest him?
Did you have a good lawyer then or just a public defender?
Probably about 12 times or something.
You arrested 12 times?
Yeah.
You had a good lawyer when you beat that case?
Yeah, I had a, he was a straight lawyer.
It must be different though when you get locked up now and you were a celebrity in jail.
Because at that point, you know, obviously when you were younger,
it's not like it is now where they're like,
hold up.
When I was younger,
I had hood fam though,
so I was always respected.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
But now it's like
a different level
of celebrity though.
Yeah.
Now you got that drum
and Lil Yachty
for using the word broccoli.
Yeah.
They stole your slang?
But then E-40 said,
you know,
E-40 invented the word broccoli.
But now he called me on something like, no, that wasn't really towards you or whatever.
He wasn't trying to go in on you.
He was just pointing out that...
Yeah, he called me on something like that.
Oh, E-40?
But anyhow, even if he said it first, you weigh, like, you're probably, like, 50 years old.
You know what I'm saying?
So, it's like...
That's good, Kodak.
You should hope to be 51 day, too. You know you got a birthday, right? And still putting out hits. You're what I'm saying? So, it's like... That's good, Kodak. You should hope to be 50 one day, too.
You know you got a birthday, right?
And still putting out hits.
You're going to get older, too.
This is E-40.
E-40 got his own wine.
This is wine.
Oh, yeah.
What?
E-40 been around.
I made that thing hot, though.
You know what I'm saying?
I made it fucking hot.
He made it cool.
I made it hot.
You should hope to be
50 one day in rapping, man.
Age is a blessing, man.
You're from Florida. You know plenty of people dead. Yeah. Plenty of people didn't even make it to be 50 one day in rapping, man Age is a blessing, man You from Florida You know plenty of people dead
Yeah
Plenty of people didn't even make it to be your age
You should hope to get to 50
As long as you stay hard, you fine
That Kodak Black interview was awkward
I just want to say that again
You know they're doing a Kodak Black challenge now
I enjoyed it
Really?
No, I'm kidding
I was going to say that would be funny
The Kodak Black challenge would be popping right now That would to say, that would be funny. Kodak Black Challenge
would be popping right now.
That would be funny.
I think we need to have
Kodak Black History Month.
Hmm?
Who's going to do
the first Kodak Black Challenge?
We asked Kodak Black
what he has planned
for Black History Month.
Kodak Black said
he's going to drop the cutlass.
Drop one of Kool's bombs
from Kodak Black.
And he said,
what, you're going to put
hydraulics on it?
That young man is a legend.
He said, no, that's whack.
All right.
So I'm going to put
some 30-inch rims
on my car
for Black History Month. All right. So I'm going to put some 30-inch rims on my car for Black History Month.
All right.
That was the Soulja Boy Challenge.
I mean, that's Soulja Boy.
That's not Soulja Boy.
It's called the Black Challenge.
What's the called that Black Challenge?
To not answer questions?
Yeah.
To just be quiet?
Okay, answer questions when you want to.
And a delay.
Yes, delay.
That's all.
It's a delay on your questions.
I'm fine.
All right.
This doesn't sound good on the radio.
All right, let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Soulja Boy.
This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
On The Breakfast Club.
So listen up.
Well, according to TMZ, Soulja Boy owes some money on his rent.
Now he's been leasing a house for $6,000 a month,
and he's already three months behind. Oh, no, theyasing a house for $6,000 a month and he's already three months
behind. Oh no, they said he's already $6,000
behind, so he hasn't been paying
his rent, basically. He's a month behind.
I think he was overseas. I thought I seen he was overseas.
Maybe he forgot. Alright, pawn some of that
fake jewelry, Soulja Boy. Get that money for rent.
They said if he doesn't pay up by
the end of the week, then that's when he's gonna try to get
him up out of there. That's why he's taking this fight.
Soulja Boy like an old, washed up boxer who done went broke and need one last get him up out of there. That's why he's taking this fight. Soulja Boy like an old, washed up boxer
who done went broke and need one last fight
to get to payday. That's why he's taking this fight.
And what happened to that $400 million
deal he signed last year?
Huh? Y'all believe anything.
It probably takes some time for the check to clear.
Oh, shut up. You know what? That's why Black History Month
might need to be canceled. Alright, Moniece
Slaughter from Love & Hip Hop is
doing an interview on All Def Digital,
and she's talking about her and Tank.
Now, Tank had recently did an interview where he said that she was a hit it and quit it situation
that he had way before he was with Zina.
Shout out to Zina.
Here is what Moniece had to say in response to that.
You should focus on your children, your dysfunctional relationship.
You should continue to do that instead of worrying about me and instead of being a bitch and
recounting false events that happened 10, almost 11 years ago. You got me pregnant because we had
unprotected sex multiple times. So feelings are not facts. Darrell Bass, just because
you felt that those things happened
did not mean that
they were factual. I don't understand why
young ladies try to insult you with the whole
unprotected sex thing. You know it takes two to have unprotected
sex. Well, I guess you're trying to say I wasn't just a hit it
and quit it. You were actually having
unprotected sex with me multiple times.
That makes sense. Right. She said she got pregnant.
She chose not to keep that pregnancy.
And then she goes on to say this.
You have a whole living woman who you are still disrespecting by hopping in the DMs of women that I know currently.
You cheated on her with multiple women, myself included.
But then you lied to her and told her that I was before her.
And then she cheated on you
with the game
and some more people.
Now you guys have found a way
to make your relationship work.
Why the game
got to get dragged into this?
Women take that
getting hit raw serious, huh?
What?
When a man hits you,
no comment.
A man should take it serious too.
Wow.
Because you could end up
with a child
and be connected to this person.
You ain't got to claim the child.
You can always walk away from a child. It's the STDs you got to worry about. You can't claim a child. You can always walk away from a child.
It's the STDs you got to worry about.
You can't just walk away from a child.
You can.
You still got to pay.
Maybe.
In some cases.
And that's just morally bad karma for you and the wrong thing to do.
Yeah.
All right.
Now let's discuss this urban myth series in the UK.
Apparently there were some issues.
Now, did you guys all see Joseph Fannnis in that picture of him as Michael Jackson?
I don't even know who the hell you're talking about.
Look at Revolt TV. You didn't see this?
No, I didn't see that. I don't know who that is.
This was a huge deal online because people
were very offended that they had this
white actor, Joseph Fiannis, playing
Michael Jackson. Oh, that's the Michael Jackson movie?
Not that guy. No, it's a series
called Urban Myths. He can't play Michael Jackson.
Elizabeth, Michael, and Marlon.
They don't look like Michael.
By the way, nobody who ever played Michael looks like Michael.
They just put out the first trailer for the project on Wednesday,
and everybody was going in on social media.
It is bad.
Now, Michael Jackson's nephew said,
That's a girl. It looks like a girl.
Unfortunately, this is what my family has to deal with.
No words could express the blatant disrespect.
And Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, also went online
and said,
I'm so incredibly offended by it
as I'm sure plenty of people
are as well.
And it honestly makes me
want to vomit.
Well, Sky Arts has now
gone ahead and said
they are not going to actually
air this episode at all.
Why are you acting like
Michael looked regular
in his last days?
He didn't.
Michael had been morphed
into something else.
They tweeted out,
we have taken the decision
not to broadcast
Elizabeth, Michael, and Marlon,
a 30-minute episode
from the Sky Arts Urban Myths series.
This decision was taken
in light of the concerns
expressed by Michael Jackson's
immediate family.
We set out to take
a lighthearted look
at reportedly true events
and never intended
to cause any offense.
Meanwhile, they're still
running reruns
of the Michael Jackson movie
with Flex playing Michael.
Like, Flex looked any better
than that guy right there.
Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your Rumor Reports.
Alright, thank you, Miss Yee.
Now, up next is the People's Choice Mix.
You want to hear something?
800-585-1051.
I want to close bombs for Envy telling this lie for six years straight,
and people still falling for it.
I want to hear something.
What you want to hear?
Today?
Yeah.
Start off with Bad and Bougie.
Okay. What about you want to hear? Today? Yeah. Start off with Bad and Bougie. Okay.
What about you, Yee?
I want to hear Rihanna's Sex With Me.
Okay.
Well, sorry, guys.
We do flashback on Fridays.
See what I'm saying?
Six years strong.
Baby, drop one of those bombs.
Six years strong.
Lying to people, telling them they can have it their way.
No, I mean, flashback on Friday.
If it would have been any other day, I'd have got you.
Now, Revolt, we'll see you tomorrow.
Everybody else, it's LL Cool J's birthday tomorrow,
so we'll start off with some LL Cool J.
How about that?
How about those apples?
Okay.
I mean, you can do what you want.
It doesn't matter.
All right, you're right.
I don't even know why you're asking me.
As long as it's old LL Cool J, I'm cool.
Don't play nothing new from LL.
All LL's old stuff is great.
Can you play the booming system?
Don't play Naked Cowboy or whatever that record
was called. Mr. Whiteman? Mr. Whiteman.
Naked Cowboy?
It was called Naked Cowboy.
Was it? Yeah, man. Let me Google it.
I don't think it was called Naked Cowboy. Hold on. Real quick.
Why are you Googling it? 805
851051. Hold on one second.
Hurry up. My computer running a little slow.
Hurry up. LL Cool J
Naked Cowboy.
No, you want to see him as a naked cowboy.
No, it was not, okay?
It was not.
What was it called?
I just looked it up.
What was it called?
Not that.
What was it called?
How you look it up and don't know what it's called?
Because I looked up Naked Cowboy, LL Cool J, and it didn't come up.
Oh.
So when you Google Naked Cowboy, what comes up?
It was called Accidental Racist.
Accidental Racist.
How do you get Naked Cowboy from Accidental Racist?
Naked Cowboys, Accidental Racist, same thing.
Okay.
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