The Breakfast Club - How Do You Like You Pickle? with Flame Monroe

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

Today on the show for Freaky Friday! We had friend to the room Flame Monroe, another comedian who we are not responsible for what comes out of her mouth. Moreover, she gave her opinions on Kim Kardashian, Jussie Smollett, SXSW, Hosting Award Shows and much more. Later on, in the show Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a mother who got drunk and spent almost 6k on an Uber to Ukraine to “go help”. Also, for our Freak Friday topic, we opened the phone lines to ask a simple question, how do you like your pickles? which came from Nick Cannon exploring his options on how to eat a pickle on his show. Maybe you like your pickles big and juicy with some ranch dressing or even peanut butter if you’re feeling wild, lets discuss. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I hope to see y'all every morning. What you guys are doing right now is the hub culture. The Breakfast Club is my morning sit. I need it and I love it so much. I feel like you're really not popping until you do the Breakfast Club. I've been waiting to come to y'all's show, man. I know you got to be a big time celebrity to be up in here. You got to be big time. DJ Enzi, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God. The's show, man. I know you got to be a big-time celebrity to be up in here. You got to be big-time.

DJ Enzi, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God. It's the Breakfast Club, bitches. Break the f*** up. Good morning, yo. Angel E. Zell, what's poppin', Charlamagne? Peace to the planet. It's Friday. Yes, it's Friday. Good morning. Angel E. had the right idea today by taking today off because I woke up this morning. The joints were hurting in places, and I was yawning, and I'm still yawning now.

And I'm like, you know what? Kim Kardashian was right. I absolutely do not want to work, okay? You stupid. At least not today. You stupid. Today you want the day off? Kim Kardashian was absolutely right.

I absolutely do not want to get up off my ass and work today. I was tired, too. I ain't going front. I ain't going front. But we here. And I pulled in, and I heard my car beeping beeping and I said, why is the car beeping? And it said, fuel level low. And I said, you're damn right. Because I saw it

yesterday and I didn't even think about going to the gas station because I refuse to be putting another $100 in my damn tank. I have a 2002 Cadillac Escalade with 379,000 miles on it and it eats up a lot of gas.

And you know what else I was thinking? What? This ain't the same gas that was out here last month. What you mean? Because this gas burns faster. It does. This expensive gas. It does.

This gas that costs $4, $5 a gallon, this gas burns a lot faster than the one that was like two and three about a month ago. Absolutely. Jesus Christ. Well, I got myself a Tesla, right? And every morning when I park in, I plug it into the lot because I park in the lot and the guy has a charger there. So the guy going to say,

do you need to plug in your car every day? Yes. Oh, I heard somebody say to you this morning, there's a plug in the back. I didn't know what y'all was talking about. I'd be minding my business up here. You'd be minding your business, yeah. I said, yes, I'm going to plug in every day. I'm going to use your energy. That's why I in the back. I didn't know what y'all was talking about. I be minding my business up here. You be minding your business? Yeah. I said, yes, I'm going to plug in every day.

I'm going to use your energy. That's why I got this Tesla. We're going to plug this in every freaking day. That's what I'm talking about. You tell that man he's getting plugged every day. Every day. You want that energy. That's right.

When I get there, have that spot open because I just want to plug right in. Have the spot open. Right in. Hey. Green light. Right on that hole. Good morning. Ain't spot. That's right. Open. Right in. Hey. Hey. Hey. Green light. Hey. Right on that hole. Good morning.

Ain't nobody even had breakfast yet. We have started. Let's go, baby. All right. Turkey sausage for everybody. Let's keep that same energy rolling. Flame Monroe will be joining us this morning. Drop one of those bombs with Flicky Flame.

Flame will be here this morning. He's at Caroline. Flame. He, she, we is at Caroline's all weekend. Flame's at Caroline's. Flame. He, she, we is at Caroline's all weekend. Flame's at Caroline's all weekend. He, she, we. That's what Flame says. He, she, we.

So he, she, we will be at Caroline's all weekend. That's right. We'll be talking to Flame this morning. Two shows tonight and two shows on Saturday. All right. Now, front page news. Russia, Ukraine. We'll give you some updates if you care.

COVID also. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Local. All right, now, front page news. Russia, Ukraine, we'll give you some updates if you care. COVID also, so don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. All right, Angela Yee is out, so I'll try to hold it down for a little bit. Morning, everybody. You do what you do. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. You just said she's out.

I just don't say her name, though. You have a ribbon with your mouth. I feel you. Stop it. Let's get into some front page news. Now, how has your March Madness been going? How's your NCAA tournament? How's your brackets? I know a lot of you guys are pissed off

because St. Peter's came up with an upset. They were ranked number 15. They beat number two, Kentucky 85-79, and people are saying this can be a Cinderella story. You know what I realized last night? I realized last night that I follow women's college basketball more over the years than men's college basketball, and that's only because, you know,

the South Carolina Gamecocks are so good. Drop on the clues, bounce for the Lady Gamecocks. Coached by, you know, Don Staley. So I be following women's basketball more than men's. And I did watch that St. Peter's-Kentucky game last night, though. Only reason I knew it wasn't upset because one team was 16 and one team was 2. I think it was 16 and 2, right? 15.

15 and 2. Now, also, the Ra 2, right? 15. They were ranked 15. 15 and 2. Now, also, the Raiders, they pick up Devontae Adams. He was traded from the Packers. I know Aaron Rodgers, man, but you can't be too mad because you got $150 million, but still. And that was Aaron Rodgers' biggest target, right? Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Now, Russia, it seems like they are still bombing.

Yesterday, they believe 7,000 Russia troops have been either killed or injured. And yesterday. For what? They believe an airstrike hit a theater that a lot of innocent people, kids and women were taking shelter in. They don't even know how many people were hurt and killed because they can't send people to actually help them because they're still bombing in those areas. So we're definitely praying for all those people out in Ukraine. All these people dying for no damn reason on both sides. Just because somebody's power hungry.

Yeah, so today they have meetings with China to make sure that China does not help Russia and that they don't just kind of just look the other way. They need China to help NATO and all the forces that's going against Russia. I told y'all China is the wild card here. A few weeks prior to Russia invading Ukraine, you saw the Russia-China alliance happen. In a lot of ways, I feel like they felt like China was going to have their back. I don't know.

I know they're the wild card in this situation, though. So we'll see. And lastly, in Texas, a 13-year-old boy drove a pickup truck involved in a head-on collision that killed nine people and left two University of Southwest golfers critically injured. Wow. Why is a 13-year-old driving? I don't know.

Investigators were able to identify a lot of the names. They believe the vehicles were moving 75 miles per hour. Damn. Did the 13-year-old, like, take the car? We need to go joyriding? We have some details. I don't think she got the audio, and we'll give you more details. But in Texas, they're saying a minor can begin the classroom part of driving education course at 14,

but must be at least 15 to apply for a learner's license. So they were driving illegally, regardless. Absolutely driving illegally, yeah. And it was a Dodge 2500 pickup, which is huge. And I know, Jesus Christ, and I know a lot of us, you know, want to teach our kids how to drive early, but, man, not on the highway. Yeah, that is very sad, man. Rest in peace to those people.

You know, and that's one of the things, I don't know if you did it, Charlemagne, but I know as a kid, my parents went to school, they left their car, you know, I would hop in the car and drive around the block, take my friends around the block, do stupid things like that. You never did that? But I did it at 16. Oh, no, I'm lying. I did it at 16. I was old.

I at least had a permit. You know what I mean? Yeah, I had a permit, too. I might drive from one dirt road to the next dirt road, but I had a permit. I was like 15 years old. Maybe I was 16. They just didn't have my license yet. I don't remember.

Yeah, and they said they believe the accident happened because they said the full-size spare blew out right before the crash. Damn. Sending those families healing energy, man. That's horrible. Absolutely. All right. Well, that is front page news.

Now, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. Yeah, man. If you feel like Kim K was right and you don't feel like working today, you don't feel like getting up off your ass, you want to be lazy today, call up and give us some of that energy, too, because I feel you.

Oh, my goodness. All right. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. You better have the same energy. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.

Hello, who's this? Good morning, good morning, good morning. This is Friend Zone. What's going on, y'all? Friend Zone, what up? Get it off your chest. I want to get it off my chest. DJ, why is it that you tell everybody that we should not judge you?

You're a DJ, man. But you be in there like, here we go, like you and Nate Mason, DJ Envy? I don't understand it. How do you be out here false motivating people with some shit you ain't even doing? I agree, King. That what? I'm confused. I didn't hear what he said. That you not really DJing.

You ain't DJing in a long time. That your name should just be Envy, Not DJ Envy. I DJ every day. Shout out Charlamagne. Charlamagne, you can't do nothing wrong, bro. You know, I had to come on here and give y'all this heat. I want to represent Columbia. Oh, this is a bromance. 803 Metro. This is a bromance. Salute to Hot 103.9,

man. The Metro. Okay, bro. Blow him a kiss, too, while you at it. No, you blow me a kiss, Envy. I ain't blowing you no kiss. Hello, who's this? Good morning. This is Clark from 302. How everybody doing today?

Clark, what up, bro? Get it off your chest. Yeah, I just wanted to give a shout-out to my daughter. I promised I'd give a shout-out on the way. She didn't believe I could do it. But I just wanted to give my daughter Nevaeh a happy birthday. Daddy loves you. She's 12 today.

Word. Blessings to your seed, man. Yes, y'all have a blessed day. Take it you. She's 12 today. Word. Blessings to your seed, man. Yes, y'all have a blessed day. Take it easy. All right, brother. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now.

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I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a

great colonial tradition. The Waikana tribe owned country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warheads. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Bullets. We need help! We still have the off road portion to go. Listen to that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help. We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.

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Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection. It was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace, have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. This is your time to get it off your chest Whether you're mad or blessed 800-585-1051 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club Hello, who's this? This is your boy, Tony Ward from the DMV WCW underscore flannel status

Hashtag what's your status Okay, you thought about that You put some thought into that one Get it off your chest WPW underscore flag of status. Hashtag what's your status? Okay. All right. You thought about that. You put some thought into that one. Get it off your chest. First thing first, I'd like to say G-O-D morning to everybody at the Breakfast Club and around the country that's listening right now. God morning to you, King. God morning to you, too, brother.

Okay. I know it's not going to be official when I say this, but I would like to make March 18th today as National Handy Day. What that means to me is show more handicaps and more disabled individuals more consideration, love, attention, and affection, because I don't feel like it's enough going around, especially by me being a part of that scenario. Also, I would like to put out there, please post this, share this, comment, talk about it. I'm challenging the smile challenge.

That's right, the smile challenge. Since we're dropping the masses more, I'm doing the smile challenge. The smile challenge is show more individuals loving each other. I agree with that, but it depends what your teeth look like, though. And by the way, they already have an International Day of Persons with Disabilities Day, sir. What day is that? It's in December. December 3rd, actually.

That's even better. Yeah, International Day of Persons with Disabilities Day is December 3rd, and it's a day to help everybody become more compassionate and understanding of the challenges faced by people with disabilities, sir. Alright. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Crystal Lynn from Lancaster, PA. Hey, good morning, mama. Get it off your chest.

Good morning. Good morning, DJ's MDN. Tell me. Peace. What's happening? So, I just wanted to shout out my stepmom. Her name is Kenny, and, you know, she's been there for me and my husband, my son through thick and thin. And she's a great mom to my brother. She's a single mom working two jobs and all that.

And I just want to tell you that you're doing a great job and I appreciate you. That's amazing. Yeah. I love that. I love that. You know what I'm saying? Because, you know, i'm saying because you know parents aren't always blood your step parents stepped up and she's been guiding you like a real

a real biological mom so salute to her absolutely yeah yeah her and my dad are not even together anymore and she's still like there for us and stuff so i appreciate her so much that's dope actually like i actually like thinking about it on hold. I was wondering if she is struggling y'all too. If I could put her cash app out there and you know anybody can help her out

or something. Sure go ahead. Her cash app is K McNeil. So it's K M C N E I L 5 2. Okay. Word. So it's K-M-C-N-E-I-L-5-2. Okay. Word.

All right, mama. Have a good weekend. Hello, who's this? Hello, Breakfast Club. How are you guys doing? How are you doing? I'm great. My name's Adam.

I'm calling from London. Hey, Adam from London. Peace, London. Londontown. Remember me? I called last year and the year before. I'm not sure if you remember. Yeah. I spoke about beards. Yeah, London town. Remember me, I called last year and the year before. I'm not sure if you remember. Yeah.

I spoke about beards. Yeah, we remember. Firstly, I just wanted to give you guys your flowers, man. I've been listening to you for the past six years every day and you entertain me every day. So really well done. Love. Thank you, brother.

You guys can keep it up for another 10 years. Another thing, Envy, you need to stop using Beijing on your bid. I love how you say that. Sir, I love your accent. Could you say that just one more time, please? I want you to say that exact sentence just one more time, please. I don't use Beijing. Please.

Could you let the brother from London talk? He's calling all the way from London. Go ahead, sir. The floor is yours. Envy, you need to stop using... That is disrespect for that man calling all the way from London. What? Okay. You do need to stop using Beijing on your bid. that man called all the way from London. What? Okay?

You do need to stop using Beijing on your bed. I don't know what you're talking about. There's a lot of Beijing on your book cover too, bro. There's a lot of Beijing on your book cover. I picked your book cover up yesterday and I ended up with black stuff on my thumbs. There's no... I did. It's crazy.

There's no Beijing on my bed. But get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. When we come back, let's find out what celebrity loves pickles. Nice, big, long pickles. And he puts the Snickers inside of them, too. Chocolate pickles. That's right.

Don't just say the pickles. There's chocolate in those pickles. We'll get into that next at The Breakfast Club. Hungry? Eat a... This is The Luma Report with Angela Yee. On The Breakfast Club. Now, it's not even lunchtime.

Why are we discussing pickles? Pickles don't really show up until lunchtime. Nobody eats pickles in the morning. It's Friday. So you know it's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday. How do you like your pickles? Tell the story, sir. I'm just asking a question before we start the story.

How do you like your pickle? That's the only way to eat them, right? All right. I like mine dilled. You like dilled pickle. All right all right well let's talk about pickles nick cannon talk about his love for pickles but he likes his pickles a little different this is the fruit roll-up pickle so what you do is you have the pickle roll a fruit roll up around it squeeze a little salivating. Ugh. You squeeze a little chamoy sauce on it. And then you sprinkle some tahini spice on top.

This is a dream come true. Dream come true. If you ever want to reach my sweet spot, give me some fruit roll up, some tahini, and a pickle. I don't believe that. I'll marry you. Whoa. I don't believe that.

Well, it goes further, because he likes more than just fruit roll up on his so next we've got the pickles and the pickles are having a big moment right now they call me nickel pickle i'm a pickleologist i like pickles yeah you like cucumbers and pickles i'm i'm with this you're with this so the first thing we got here is the snickle do you know what the snickle is i'm all about the snickle you take a snicker and put it in the middle of a pickle yeah i think i might be the snickle eating champion i did this on my radio show i'm pausing pickleologist just because that's all i got from that pickleologist needs to be paused i've never tried any of those combinations but a man who has eaten both a pickle and a snickers both a pickle pickle and a fruit roll-up, none of those combinations sound appealing to me.

Now, when you take a honey bun and put a Snicker in the middle of it and put it in the microwave for like 30 seconds and eat that, you got to wrap it like a hot dog, that's some good eating. That sounds the same. But pickles? I'm not a pickle eater. I don't eat pickles. No, I don't even like pickles by themselves. They got to be on something. They got to be in a salad, on a burger, you know?

Yeah, you like your pickles on something. So you like my buns All right now let's go to mace Mace talks about why he dissed Diddy do we have the actual audio where he dissed Diddy that little snippet? Do we have that can we pull it up? Do we have it? Yes. No, it's not that type of show, huh? No, we don't have the actual record, but we have why he did it. So let's play why Mase dissed Diddy. When I see the hurt and the pains of other people on Bad Boy, that motivates me to say something so I don't be deemed as a person

who just made a bunch of money and turned a blind eye. I'm not going to be like the yes men around him that see him ruining people lives and never tell him he's wrong they'll say nothing about is a concert for biggie and biggie's own daughter couldn't get in we're done with your games that's terrible if that's true if they had a concert for the notorious B.I.G. and his own daughter couldn't get in, that's horrible. Yeah, that is horrible. And first of all, I pray one day Diddy and Mase work that out.

But can I say this to everybody? Diddy is not our boss. I don't know where y'all get that internet rumor from. Diddy owns the Breakfast Club. We were partners with Revolt for a period of time. We're not partners with Revolt anymore. Salute to Diddy. but he's not our boss in no way shape or form not at all it's just crazy because um i thought they they solved their problems i thought they went on everything was okay but maybe macy's still you know reliving some of the things from the past

and i think that's why you know even if some of the things macy's saying is true are valid people might not take it as serious, right? Because they always see them in and out of relationships with each other. You know what I mean? Over the past 20 years. Right. So, you know. Mase also could be feeling like he's speaking up for other artists

that might not have, you know, not be able to get the light. Yeah, you just can't hokey pokey the situation. You can't even have one foot in, one foot out. You know what I mean? And that's what it looks like over the past 20 years. Sometimes you in, sometimes you out. Now, Wendy I mean? That's what it looks like over the past 20 years. Sometimes you in, sometimes you out. Now, Wendy Williams, she reached out to Good Morning America yesterday. She talked

about some of her battles and what's going on with her. Tell us how your health is. Health is very well, and I actually had a few appointments. I'm 57 now, and I have the mind and body of a 25-year-old.

What happened? She says she has, she's a 50-year-old, but she has the mind and body of a 20-year-old. 25. 25-year-old, yeah. I heard that part. Now she also talks about her money situation. They say that I need somebody to handle my account,

and I don't want that. I want all my money. I want to see all my money that I've worked hard for my entire life, my entire life. I don't lie. I don't cheat, and I don't steal. I am an honest, hardworking person. I need to go back to this biological age, body age thing. I don't believe it.

What do you mean? It's just impossible to be 50 and have a 25 year old body. That's not how body age works. Or am I taking this too literal? Well, I guess she means she's 50 years old, but she's in shape. That's what she means.

Yeah, of course. But you can actually do body age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what she was trying to say. I've shaved off a few years of my body age over the past couple of months.

Now, we'll also say this. I know that a lot few years of my body age over the past couple of months. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now, I will also say this. I know that a lot of these banks put things like this as protocols so that if something does happen, if you are sick, that your family members

or your friends are not spending your money for you. They put those in protocols so that to protect you. To make sure you don't end up in a pickle. And I'll tell you what,

if people, you know, don't think you're of sound mind and body, you can't do a phone call. Correct. To Good Morning America. Correct. Like, that's not the early 2000s. body, you can't do a phone call. Correct. To Good Morning America. Correct. It's not the early 2000s.

That's not going to make people believe you're good. People got to see you. That phone call ain't going to cut it. I think that phone call probably did more harm than good yesterday because now people got even more questions like, why wasn't she on camera? Why didn't we see her? How do you know she's really good? Absolutely.

And lastly, we got to say shout out to Rick Ross's daughter. She turned 20 years old. And Rick Ross, he pulled out all the stops for his daughter. Happy birthday. Y'all wish, you feel me? Y'all wish her a happy birthday. And another gift. Yes, she was very excited. birthday. And another gift. Yes.

She was very excited. Rick Ross purchased a Lambo truck. Lord have mercy. And a Birkin bag. So the Lambo truck right now is going probably about $30,000, $40,000 over sticker. So he probably paid about $300,000 for that truck. And a Birkin bag right now can range from anywhere from $10,000 to $20,000.

Drop on the clues box for Rick Ross. He's acting his wage. He's acting his wage. He's acting his wage. That's just the way things are. Everybody got to act their wage. Don't look at that situation and compare it to what your daddy ain't getting you. Your daddy ain't Rick Ross that you know of.

Correct. And that's for everybody in Miami. Alright, well that is your rumor report. Now when we come back, we got front page news. We got some positive news. A mother buys her son three houses for his birthday. That's what I'm talking about. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club.

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Some restrictions apply. Morning, everybody. Angela Yee. Angela Yee not here on this fine Friday. Okay? She was smart. She absolutely smart. Salute to Kim Kardashian.

Drop on the clues bombs for her. She's absolutely right. Don't none of us feel like working today. Not at all. I don't want to work today. All right. Well, let's get into some front page news. March Madness NCAA Tournament.

How's your brackets? I know they're probably all effed up because most people wouldn't have never seen this. St. Peter's, Jersey City's own upset Kentucky, 85-79. Did you watch that game last night? I did watch that game last night because I don't know why I turned on TNT thinking NBA was on, but the NCAA tournament was on. That's right. Only one NBA game was on last night, and Detroit beat Orlando 134-120.

And that NBA minute was powered by Hennessy, the spirit of the NBA. And NCAA women's Basketball Tournament does it start tonight? I think it does start today. I know the Gamecocks play. Drop on the clues for the South Carolina Lady Gamecocks. That's my wife's alma mater. They play at Howard University today at 2 o'clock.

Now, WNBA star Brittany Griner's detention in Russia has been extended to May 19th. So she will be sitting for the next three months and hopefully we'll be able to get her out. The court granted the request of an investigation, a period for the detention, but they have not been able to set a date to release. So we'll see what happens on May 19th. That's wild that, you know, an American athlete of Brittany Griner's stature is sitting in a jail in

Russia and it doesn't feel like the media attention is all over it the way that it should be. Y'all went crazy over that damn Free Brittany movement a couple, how long ago was that when they were trying to free Brittany Spence? She wasn't even locked up. She was in the conservative shit but still it's like y'all went crazy

over that Free Brittany movement but I ain't heard y'all other Free Brittany like that for Britney Griner yet. Now, also, if you're having a hard time paying for gas, there's an app. It's called Klarna, K-L-A-R-N-A. They will allow its customers to purchase gas in installments. So it's like a layaway plan for gas. I feel them. I feel them.

Because you know why? As I was driving into work this morning, my car started beeping. And I looked to see why it was beeping because it said fuel level low. All right. I got 38 miles. Okay. I got a 2002 Cadillac Escalade with 376,000 miles on it. And I got 32 miles left to go in gas. And I did that on purpose because I'm tired of filling up that damn gas tank.

And I'm going to tell you something else. That expensive-ass gas that they got out here now, that ain't the same gas they had out here 30 days ago because that expensive gas burned fast. I can't afford to keep putting $100 in my tank every time I got to go to the gas station. So I'm all about them installments, baby. And be very careful because people are stealing gas. What do you mean?

They're putting holes in gas tanks and pouring it into buckets. They're ciphering gas. So just be very careful with your gas tanks and where you park. That's stupid. What's stupid? To do that? To put a hole in somebody's gas tank just to get some gas? You don't even know if they got a full tank. That is true too. Why would you do that?

Why would you do that? That is true too. And lastly, this is what I love to see. Now a mother buys her son three houses for his 16th birthday. We have audio of it the purpose of me giving it to him so young is so i can teach him and hopefully you know by the time he's fully ready i can let him go but this is something that we can do together the tenant will be the leasee i want to keep doing real estate and have another business, you know, things like that. So I feel like everybody's going to see that I'm hardworking.

That is so great. That is so smart. That's what Ceezy and I were telling people when we were doing our seminars, which we're going to start back in a couple of months, that, you know, sometimes instead of buying, you know, big gifts, small gifts, whatever, buy your child a piece of real estate. That is a big gift though. Three houses? Yeah, absolutely. But I would say like if you look at

Milwaukee, right, and I'll just tell you guys I love Milwaukee. Milwaukee's a place that Ceezy and I have started investing in heavy and I know he gonna be mad that I said it. But houses in Milwaukee right now, you could pick up a house or purchase a home for $5,000. That's a lot of money though. They range from $5,000 to $10,000. That's a lot of money.

And they offer plans where you don't have to put down the whole $5,000. You you know you could put down ten percent or twenty percent which is five hundred dollars or a thousand dollars so still a lot of money but if you can do it you know yeah because that's still a lot of money we just told a story about people you know sucking gas out of gas tanks but if you can afford it instead of buying your kid a game system or some sneakers look into something like that because you can probably invest $500 and you'll get that money back a long way. What kind of condition are these houses in though?

Because you still got to spend money renovating the houses and stuff like that, right? Yeah, some need to be renovated, some don't, but a lot of times they give you full renovation fees. They'll give you a loan to cover the full renovation costs. Look into that.

That is a great gift though to that uh lady what's her name her name let me see come on give her give her some credit man charlize freeman drop on the clues bombs for charlize freeman she's a sister to out here doing her thing thing buying her son three houses buying her son real estate for his birthday that's big i like that now they're saying saying, according to Forbes report, I'll just give you some other details. The U.S. black home ownership rate in the first quarter of 2021 was just 45% compared to nearly 74%

of non-Hispanic white households. So we are buying houses a lot less. So we need to get it up there and get some more home ownership. We need money. Banks need to give us some capital, some loans and we need some get it up there and get some more home ownership. We need money. Banks need to give us some capital. Some loans and we need some more capital. Alright. Well, that is your front page news.

Now, when we come back, Flame Monroe, comedian Flame will be joining us. Flame, he, she, we is at Caroline's all weekend long. Okay. Caroline's Comedy Club here in New York City. So if you haven't got your tickets, go get your tickets now. But you can check Flame out coming up right now in the Breakfast Club.

And I'm never responsible for anything that comes out of Flame either, by the way. Me neither. You got to stop this. You got to stop this. You got to stop this. You. OK. It's the Breakfast Club.

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The Breakfast Club. Envy. Angela Yee. And Charlemagne the God. Morning, everybody. It's DJ, Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the God.

We are at Breakfast Club. Flamin' Monroe starting to suit us. Man. Flamin' don't turn off. What's wrong with y'all? Y'all know that. What?

Ladies and gentlemen, Flamin' Monroe. Woo! What's up, Breakfast Club? Hello's wrong with y'all? Y'all know that. What? Ladies and gentlemen, Flame Monroe. What's up, Breakfast Club? Hello, everyone. How you feeling? I'm feeling lovely. Flame walked in and said, what's up? They done let Juicy out. They let Juicy out before Juicy became Lucy.

I've been in a county jail. I know how they do you, baby. Good God. What do you think about that whole situation, Flame? Frankenstein was never the monster. Frankenstein created the monster. And Din did not want to face the demon that he created. I'm going to leave that right there.

Now, we got to ask you about a bunch of stuff. Kanye West, Kim Kardashian. Where do you want to start, Flayn? Is this my show today? This is your show. First of all, welcome back from Austin. You were at South by Southwest. Yeah, let's start at Southwest.

Let's start slowing, gradually ease into it. You know, work better. We started with Jesse. That wasn't slow, but go ahead. That was slow because he's out. Thank you, Jesus, that he got out of jail. I never expected him to get jail time. I thought that he was going to get a fine and probation or what have you.

I thought the judge was extreme extreme but the judge was not all the way wrong if we unpack that whole thing and go back to the actual root of when it happened i know the white boys in chicago that ain't what they do yeah and at two o'clock in sub-zero weather in chicago you're going out to get some sex some drugs maybe some chicken wings and barbecue if you have but you damn sure ain't going to subway j. Jared didn't even go to Subway at 2 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, and it's complicated, right? Because on one hand, yes, we know it's an unjust sentence, right? But then on the other hand, it's like, bro, come on.

Well, he said he's innocent. Yeah, but he couldn't prove it in the court of law. I told the Uber driver this morning I was a woman. Okay, come on. He couldn't prove it in the court of law, though. That's my whole point. Right, okay. He couldn't prove it in the court of law though that's my whole point okay you know he couldn't prove it in the court of public opinion that is true here was my whole dilemma from day one they threw a substance on me and i didn't know what it was my children were one and two years old and knew

what the hell bleach smell like everybody knows what bleach smell like yeah okay we're gonna leave that right there where are we going southwest baby We are happy that he's out of jail. Let me just finish this off. Them putting him in the mental ward of the jail was a great thing. People thought that was bad. But I've been in prison. I've been in county jail. When you're in protective custody, a guy who wants to get to you can walk himself to protective custody.

You can't just walk yourself to the mental ward. You have to be deemed 5150. So actually, that was really for his protection to keep him safe. So it might have been good, not bad, because you don't get a blanket. You just get a little rope. They don't give you anything that they think can make you cause bodily

harm to yourself. But that's the safest place for you. And if you ain't got my mouthpiece, because my mouthpiece saved me. Plus, I had these S*** in his ass I was young Oh my god It was an experience What are you saying?

Wait, wait What happened? I'm saying that That was the safest thing For him to be I wasn't I'm talking about you Yeah, I did

Oh, I wasn't They was in a male prison? I was, yes I was with the fellas With breasts? It was 91, 92 I told y'all that So they had no place for me

So now you send a queen to jail. They got a whole wing of bitches just like me. Shoot me in the head, please. Just kill me at point blank range. I don't want to stay with a bunch of bitches like me. They don't even like me that much. Good God. So where you want to go next? Where you want to go? I want to go to Austin, Texas.

All right. Self by self west. First of all, let me just give a big shout out to Connell. Connell. Connell, the president of iHeart. Will Pearson. Will. Gail. Phil. So many people that I met at the South by Southwest conference, they invited me to speak.

And I think they were a little apprehensive of me speaking at first, and they were a little taken aback because you know how I talk. But I am. Yeah, but you're smart as hell. And South by Southwest, I I think is a great space for that well they didn't come at me as a trans

they came at me as a powerful black voice influencer on the internet so it was never LGBT anything so when the advertisers were there they were asking us questions so they asked me

well Flame how can we reach your demographic to push our product I was like what do you mean my demographic ain't no soap

ain't no shampoo. We use soap, deodorant, shampoo. I can use a ball shaver. You know, I use a razor. I can do a CoverGirl commercial and a razor commercial at the same time. I sold it because I shaved

before I put my makeup on. So if CoverGirl can cover that girl, look what it did to this boy. I signed CoverGirl. I signed Estee Lauder. I signed Walmart because I let them know that you made it different.

Let's go. I use deodorant. I use soap. We use toothpaste and mouthwash. That's not what we... Now, I might not be able to sell no feminine products, but...

Man, that's a smart point that you laid out to them and they actually told me that because it's like, what you mean, my demographic? I'm a human being. Exactly. And I told them, I said, not only am I i american i stood up and pointed at my ass and my

i said i was made in america oh my god you were so great so when we went to the mixer afterwards and i was in this room with all of these corporate millionaires they never made me the centerpiece they made me the conversationalist they didn't come and talk to me about lgbt they came and talked to me about nft and business and how i can grow who i am as a person that to me spoke volumes of how people have not only seen what i am but now they see who i am and charlamagne i have to tell you i don't want to kiss your little ass but i got to thank you because if you wouldn't have came back because i had passed on me let me

tell y'all that publicly they passed on me that n***a came back and got me like Harriet Tubman came back and got the slay he came back and got me and it has my second season

of They Ready we're doing actually very well in the numbers and I'm no not They Ready Laugh and Learn wait s*** you know what I mean

no I don't we gotta get right I'm sorry Laugh and Learn make sure y'all download the Laugh and Learn podcast on the Black Effect because that's what

we want you to do we want you to download because that's how we get our checks. Are they looking at me? You're looking at me now. I lost weight. How many of them corporate execs passed their number, though? Absolutely not. Okay.

Why would you go there? Yeah. Because when Conor was speaking and talking about NFT, he gave the Breakfast Club so much praise. He just talked about how you guys just blossomed and turned into a machine. And he was so proud of you all. It was so wonderful. They treated me so respectfully. And I'm telling you, that made

me feel like I belonged. Like I'm just one. And because they didn't come LGBT. I don't want to be pigeonholed with that. That is a part of who I am. But that is this much. I got to host the be pigeonholed with that. That is a part of who I am. But that is this much. I got to host the, moderate the keynote with Lizzo on Sunday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like

Big Lizzo. You know why I like Big Lizzo? I love Lizzo. She's a confident bitch. Like, here it is. You don't like it? Eat it. And I think she pays it forward. That's always important because she has a show coming on Prime. Watch out for the big girls. I saw that. Yeah. She's casting big women. I think that is what is happening now,

Charlamagne. You have paid it forward. Tiffany has paid it forward. Even Dave has given out a couple of specials. Shout out to Netflix for standing your ground and telling the cancel culture to f*** off. And shout out for giving Dave four specials. He ain't called me for one. But at least they stood their ground to make the cancel culture

go this way as of going this way. So move out the way because s*** got to get done. Absolutely. Greatness is about how many other people you can bring up with you. They say it's lonely at the top. I don't want to be that by myself. Somebody got to rub on me. Speaking about yourself, season two of Laugh and Learn podcast.

You got rid of Nick? No, Nick moved on. Nick works for WGN in Chicago and I got my baby Lauren Hogan. Lauren Hogan is a black educated HBCU woman she's highly intelligent she's extremely articulate she's corporate in corporate America so she does all the contracts and all and she will stop me when she doesn't feel like I'm correct because it's not a challenge of who's right and who's wrong it is a challenge that we need to understand each other I was just in Chicago I got my

toes done and my toes done and my nails done because you talked about my damn hands. But you know, I'm a roughneck. I broke one already. And I was my guy, Brian Dobbins,

who does my feet. Oh, that's my guy. He does my stuff too. You know Brian? Yeah. Brian is the coolest dude. He's straight. And Brian was like,

Flame, you know why you so cool to bridge the gap? Because you understood the misunderstanding. Ooh, that's real. All right, we have more with comedian Flame Monroe when we come back.

So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.

We're still kicking it with Flame Monroe. What do you think about that whole debacle? Kanye, Pete, Keanu Huxley. Ooh, they say Pete could do the Arby's commercial.

They say, we have the meats call me Pete I didn't just say that you know what I feel about Kanye I used to be Kanye not in the billionaire sense or rapper but I was broken behind my baby mama and I'm telling you

to watch that unfold publicly is one probably was one thing but publicly is a whole nother ball game and you keep adding fuel to the fire i understand your hurt and pain but and i hate to use this as a reference but when you when a man you know i'm he she we and so i cover it all the man side of me lets me know that when a woman belongs to you and you she tell you this is her yokuchi yokuchi it is yours as long as she wants to give it to you. She gets fed up with his foolishness. You know who I

really feel the most pity for? And before y'all come after me and tell me, you got kids, you transgender. I was always this flame, though. I didn't change up on my kids. His children see all this. Why you hollering you don't want your daughter on TikTok? You on Instagram acting a fool. And he is brilliant. The saddest part about the whole adage

of this, and when they say money came back, you have it on paper, he's a billionaire. But he is brilliant. The saddest part about the whole adage of this, and when they say, money came back, you have it on paper, he's a billionaire. But he is penniless with his hurt. Like you always say, get some therapy and heal. Poor Pete don't even see he's just a pawn in this game. He's just a pawn. That haunted mansion, that Kardashian,

you ain't gotta be black, but that Kardashian coochie is it'll change your mind it made a white man turn into a white woman I do think watching Kanye's Dastardly series

you do get more of a feeling for why he acts the way that he acts just because of the things that he's been through and how people treated him

and with his mother passing and it feels like he hasn't been the same so how long are you gonna be bitter you are prospering in the world you are growing

as a whatever your famous success is because you're going to be bitter. You are prospering in the world. You are growing as whatever your famous success is because you're a billionaire. But you're broken. You also see how he uses and manipulates people though because there's no reason for him to ever talk about Talib Kweli the way that he does now

after you see what Talib Kweli does. He made a match with DL. DL plays. I love you DL. That plays. No games. Yes he does. DL know how to read like a s D.L. D.L. plays. I love you, D.L. That plays. Okay. Yes, he does. D.L. plays. D.L. know how to read like a sissy. I love it.

Let's go back to what you were talking about with the baby mama, because a lot of this is rooted and just hurt. It's rooted in jealousy and envy because she's moved on. How long did it take for you to move on? Ten years. It took me ten years to heal because this was the love of my life. Right. I believe that Kim Kardashian is the love of his life.

And we didn't have social media when I went through it, you know, because we probably would have been back and forth on social media. But we didn't have that. So this is what I'm saying. And he has too much money, enterprise, notoriety, fame and too much to lose with threatening people. You actually threaten this man. That's right. That is that is scary. That's right. He's saying this man. That's right. That is scary. That's right.

Everything he's saying, he's doing. He talks about Kim being with Pete. Okay, well, he's going to make up a decision because one day the n***a Yeezus

and the next day the n***a Pitiful. Jesus was never pitiful. That's right. And the crazy part is you see Instagram suspended his account for 24 hours.

One day. In a minute, it's going to be those other corporations. It's going to be Gap. It's going to be Adidas that start distancing themselves. He don't want that.

We're going to have a Kumbaya prayer moment for Kanye because I think he needs to be healed. But I'm telling y'all, all you fellas out there that look good to you, woo! Think of every man that had played

in the Kardashian cesspool. Black, white, look at the basketball player she married for 17 days. That s*** is gone. Ghost. Cat. You see Pete,

you know Pete got a couple tattoos. He got her branded. Branded. Uh-huh. Lamar Odom. O.J. Simpson. All right. O.J. Simpson.

O.J. used to f*** the mama. Oh, that's the holy grail of woooo. It started with her. You call it haunted mansion. Haunted mansion. Do you have any tattoos? I have one. I'm trying to stamp on my back.

I have a flame growing out the top of my ass. It was hot when I was young. It's old and cold. I think the fire didn up on my back. I have a flame growing out the top of my ass. It was hot when I was young. It's old and cold. I think the fire didn't be put out. Hold on. One more thing about Kanye. Because he said skeet is some Chicago slang. Is that true?

Well, I heard it in Chicago. But foofops is a Chicago slang. I have to teach that to Common. When you put it on your woman like no other, then you put the foofops on her ass. Have you ever put the foof-ops on your wife? I hope so. I've met your husband.

She's been married to her for 20 years. I hope so. Have you put the foof-ops on your wife? Because during the pandemic, y'all couldn't find nothing to do but have babies. Good God. You know, Emmy and his wife have a book out. They need to be doing some writing or something

because how many babies? You got six? Six babies. We've been together 27 years, married 21. Okay, Nick Cannon but the only thing is that she said that she used to

fake her orgasms with him and that the sex wasn't good early on it's facts how did you learn how to satisfy your wife

I had to ask her you asked her or did you learn from somebody else no I had to ask her I was you know have you ever

faked orgasms 15 and 16 she was 15 I'm not no girl me and Kane can't fake orgasms yes they can no you cannot you ever faked an orgasm? 15 and 16. She was 15, I was 16. Me and Kane can't take an orgasm. No, you cannot. You're going to f*** us up, you ain't. No, listen, guys have pretended to f*** us because it wasn't going to happen.

Them niggas is weak. I don't know no niggas like that. I've heard guys say that. It's either you're going to go or you ain't. I wish I could hold one long enough to have to pretend. Solomon, you a jackrabbit? No, no. I mean, it depends. Sometimes. It depends. That's terrible.

And can't you also ejaculate and not have an orgasm? I don't know what you're talking about. Men like to see you. I'm just saying. They like to watch you come out. Men enjoy it more than women do. Explain.

Explain? You a man, ain't you? You a man? What are you talking about? Men like to see it come. They like to see the explosion. Oh, more than a woman do. Yeah.

No, women love it. Women love it. But men, men, men love. I hate to say this publicly, but men love C-U-M. Men love it. They like to see it. Yeah. Because I feel like.

When you get old, you get droplets. But when you're young, it's like a river. Oh, shit. I feel like they'd rather not. By age. They'd rather be in your mother's side you. And then they don't see it. Not necessarily. Some men like to shoot it on you and f*** you and then they don't see it. Not necessarily.

Some men like to shoot it on you and f*** it up. I don't want to make this a sex talk. See, that's the, bring me the lip service, girl, we can do all that.

We'll open it for you at Caroline's. Sherri Shepherd, let me tell you how dope Sherri Shepherd is. Wow. Me and Sherri Shepherd was never close friends.

We were together at a Paul Mooney, at Paul Mooney's memorial service at the Laugh Factory and we just started talking we took a picture together and she was like flame I love your style of dress would you hook

me up with your designer so I did and we just jailed and Sherry came out of nowhere Sherry's getting her new show the Sherry show that's why I said August because I will be doing Hot Topics with Sherry Sherry gotta have you on Sherry gotta have you on and that's why I said August I might be living here.

But she was like, Flame, would you like me to open and host for you? And here I am like, what? That's great. Because I'm like, Sherry, you A-list.

I'm down at the D-minus. And for her just to make that offer. Well, we talking about my career, not my body. And for her to just embrace me like that. And that spoke volumes to who I was as a person and what she saw in me.

So I thought that was great. I was like, oh, my gosh, I couldn't believe it. And when she'd been calling me, telling me all these celebrities that are coming out this weekend to see us and see me, I'm like, bitch, you better be funny. But I am not a comedian per se to me. I am a storyteller that takes you on my life journey and makes it funny. But you're so comfortable. And you know, at the end of every set, I do 45 minutes. And for the last 15 minutes, I do a segment called If You Ain't Scared to Ask It, I'm Not Afraid to Answer.

Because people always have questions to me. So I give you a fair opportunity. You can ask me anything you want. What's the craziest question somebody asked? Oh, did I still have my penis? That's a crazy question? Well, you answered that up here a couple times. Well, it was fair, but you only asked. I ain't cutting

s*** off. Well, I think that was the most extreme. I asked you that? I didn't ask you that. I did. And you got on his ass and I said that was a fair question. Well, because I learned from when Janet Mock was up here. That ain't really none of our business. But that was the first time Flame was up here. But that still ain't none of your business.

That's not. You know what I'm saying? Why? But I could ask him. I mean, you could ask. I'm a very clear woman. If you come play in my sandbox, there are two shovels. Yours and mine.

Okay, I was really... I wasn't going to ask where the second shovel comes from. He got confused. He said... I was like, two shovels. I had to think about it. I was like, okay. like okay You can get your tickets Carolines.com

No hold on I'm just giving it to time I'm just giving it to time Friday at 7pm Friday at 9.45pm And Saturday at 7 And Saturday at 9.45pm Get your tickets

At Carolines.com With me and Sherri Shepherd We'll be hosting and featuring And I'm excited about that Alright we have more With comedian Flame Monroe When we come back To the breakfast club Good morning Morning everybody hosting and featuring, and I'm excited about that. All right, we have more with comedian Flame Monroe when we come back. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Flame Monroe. Charlamagne? Who's on your Mount Rushmore stand-up? First of all, if I have to do Mount Rushmore, I get two because I'm he-she.

I get men and women. Oh, I like that. I respect that. So let me give you my women first. But I got to do a half. What do you mean? Two faces on one. Okay. First of all,

let me start with my absolute favorite comedian in the entire world, always have been, it's Samoa. Samoa is the dopest. You know what I loved about Samoa? Not only is she brilliantly funny, but she looks like a woman.

She has never downplayed her femininity. Rita Rudner, because Rita Rudner always wore gowns. She never used profanity. She always talked about her family and her husband and made them big-ass eyes. Joan Rivers, because she was an old classy, trashy bitch, and I loved her, and I never got a chance to meet her. I regret that in life.

And four would be, this would be my half and half, two faces. It would be Sheryl Underwood, because I have seen Sheryl Underwood crack a stage where male comics would not even follow her. And the other half would be Monique, but PD. Because I've seen Monique destroy a stage pre-Daddy. I've seen Monique destroy a stage.

What the hell is PD? PD is before Daddy. Monique is a beast. Male comics. Ooh, y'all give me, be f***ed up with the male comics. Lavelle Crawford. Lavelle Crawford is underrated. Underrated. Envy hates Lavelle. Lavelle made male comics. Lavelle Crawford. Lavelle Crawford is underrated. Underrated.

Envy hates Lavelle. Lavelle made my face. Lavelle had my face sore. Lavelle. Laughing. Listen, Lavelle came in here one time. We didn't even put the interview out. I don't remember Lavelle.

I thought, no, he's been here a couple times, but the second time we didn't put it out, he was hilarious. Oh, my God. But Envy wasn't here, I think. No, I wasn't here that interview. No, I was in Africa. He was cooking Envy.

Lavelle was mad at me. Lavelle was mad at me. Lavelle was very, very big. And we were having a question. I was asking. He was very overweight. And I said, how did you get so big? Was it something that you were born with? That's not how he said it.

It was. How did you get so big? No, I didn't say it like that. And he rose to me. I asked a man that before, but he wasn't fat. That's a good thing. A Lavelle prompter. Tony Roberts. but he wasn't fat that's a good thing a LaVell Comfort Tony Roberts

who nobody I have never not seen Tony Roberts break the stage of course my favorite comedian of all time my personal favorite was Rhea Fox

that's why I think T.I. is doing stand up because I think T.I. is getting set up to do Rhea Fox in a movie role I think he's gonna

kill it too that makes so much sense. And my fourth one, I'm going to have this information. Is that really true? Then I gave you an exclusive. Oh, you know what that means? Remember he did that video that day and he was talking like Redd Foxx.

I heard rumors in Hollywood that they're about to do a biopic of Redd Foxx. Look at T.I. Look at Sanford and Son. T.I. got that walk he got that same tone he can put that wig and stuff on him and he can put a belly on him

oh I think he's gonna kill it so that's just research he's just doing his homework while the comics are getting mad he's just doing his homework that makes sense

I like me some T.I. T.I. we should do stand up together that makes sense because I think and I think he's gonna be brilliant at it because I see it

I see it now that you said it I can be brilliant at it. Because I see it. I can't unsee it now that you said it. And my fourth male comedian is Eddie Murphy. I love that Eddie Murphy was edgy, sexy, did not care. Because now, I'm going to tell you where I'm at. Like I came on here last time and said I'm free. I'm terrified to just be me now.

Because the counsel calls, you can't say anything. And I feel like I'm at a precipice right at the door of my career going to another level. But if I say the wrong shit, I'm going to self-sabotage myself. And I hate to feel like that. I'm telling you, Sean, I'm not in your position.

You are here at iHeart. You are a legend in Hall of Fame. I am at the door of it, but everybody's so crappy. But I think that's what got you here, though. That's hard because you don't want to censor yourself. I know, and like I told you last time,

I'm tripping over myself because now I'm almost timid to say I can't. Like, what I really want to say about Jessie, I can't. What I really want to say about Kanye, for real, I can't because they're taking away. But like, I want to host the Oscars. I want to host the award shows. I think that I would be the greatest host for the Oscars

and Emmys and Grammys ever because I'm going to change every commercial. I'm going to change wigs and everything. You're going to think it's a different bitch every time a commercial comes out. And we're going to have a great time. I can flirt with Blake Lively. I can flirt with her husband, Ryan Reynolds, and say, I got a crush on you, but you have to show up in your Deadpool outfit with cutouts. And make them fun because

that's what I do. I bring people together. That's what's wrong with us. We're so separated. Oh, you black, you white, you gay, you trans. How about we're Americans? Oh, I want to talk about, you know what I want to talk about? Swan Song. I know y'all don't think that I'm a religious person. What is Swan Song?

Swan Song is Minister Louis Farrakhan. Oh, Minister Louis Farrakhan on last speech. Let me tell you something about Minister Louis Farrakhan. I'm going to get to him. I want to talk about my pastor in Chicago at Mars Hills Baptist Church, Reverend Clarence East Storrs and his beautiful wife, Lady Shante. I used to go to their church dressed up in drag. And one Sunday morning, I just didn't feel like getting dressed up. And I went to the church. I always said in the back, I never raised my hand. I kept my head

low because for the Lord, I always feel like I need to humble myself. And one morning I went with my hat on and my glasses. I was trying to be, and he knew who I was and he came to me. He said, you're family. I don't care how you show up. it made me feel so welcome that's why I'm telling you some places that you go in you don't have to bombard your way in just let it happen organically and I love my church and I love how the whole community in my church makes me feel but minister Farrakhan let me tell you something I listen to his teachings now I'll never be a Muslim they would never accept my me with my presentation my lifestyle understand but I listen to his teachings now i'll never be a muslim they would never accept my me with my presentation my lifestyle understand but i listen to his teachings because what i respect about minister lewis farrakhan he don't teach me how to be black i don't need nobody teach me how to be black but

he reminds me that i'm a black person in this country and when i tell you i listen to his teachings i believe that player is on it they always try to say he speaks he spews hate and he spews love for women he spews for women. He spews love for family. He spews love for who you are. You have to embrace who you are. That's right. When you look in the mirror, I got 12 personalities. I see all of them.

The good, the bad, the girl, the boy, all of them. I see them all, and I embrace them all because they're all a part of me. A lot of people don't see that. You're so afraid to look in the mirror and look deep in the mirror to see everything that's in you that it terrifies people. Well, they do to the minister what they do to all of us. You know, they take bits and pieces from different things here and there to paint a narrative. But this is a man who's been talking for 60 years. And some things that he say, I don't agree with.

I don't agree with everything nobody says. It's just like nobody ever agrees with everything I say. That's right. But to hear the message that he preaches as a black man or as a black person to of your your your strength and your royal heritage and who you are in your DNA. That's right there. Empowers me. It made me feel like ain't nobody can touch a bitch. And I love that he preaches that he is pro black. And whatever nationality you are, I hope you are pro that nationality. That should make you anti anything else. It should just make you proud of who you are that's what god created you to be

so i'm black i don't want to change my black i like my black i'm trying to wear the kim and i'm trying to get her to come back black because good god she could look him look him and don't do it don't do it then went beige on me let me tell you something look him gonna get to heaven big ain't gonna be recognized she's gonna flower and be wide and be your boy who are you gotta catch a straight flame. Why? I love Lil' Kim. Oh my God,

I do Lil' Kim music all the time. You know, I still do drag shows. I love Lil' Kim. But baby, Lil' Kim done changed up. I see the picture of Lil' Kim,

I say, that is not Lil' Kim. I love Lil' Kim. Lil' Kim is one of the greatest rappers of all time. She is. My favorite rapper of all time,

female. Y'all ain't ready for it. She out of town. West side. She just got married. The f***ingat Tata. When the Brat was in it, that mother was cold as ice.

You can't quote no Brat. What you like? A whole lot of. I like them brown and yellow. Puerto Rican and Haitian. With good conversation. Prentice's big face is. Oh, you see that?

You hear that? I like them. I love you. The Brat T Tat, and you married that woman. Girl, call me. Friday, Saturday, calendar. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. We didn't touch on Will Smith, Laverne Cox, and Jada Pinkett Smith on the rear carpet. Oh, I got to touch it.

I got to talk about it. I got to talk about the hypocrisy of it. Talk to me. I got to talk about the hypocrisy of it. You're talking about when Laverne was like no more in Tangos. I don't need you to f*** up that job

so I can't get the job because all it takes is one of us to f*** it up for all of us. And I don't think that she said it in malice. I don't think she said it

out of anger. I think she was nervous. I think she was nervous or I think that she had the earpiece in her ear and the producers might have said I'm not saying that s***.

I would have said that on TV too. But the fact that when she said she wasn't going to apologize, Will Smith is black Hollywood royalty. And if you don't think that Will Smith got the juice, ask Jenna Hubert. And the hypocrisy of it is,

had Jada came back with, okay, you catch me in my next entanglement and I'll catch you at your next SRS surgery, sir. The internet would have went crazy. Oh, she's transphobic. She hates swoon, swoon, swoon. If you're going to dish it out, then you got to be able to take it. She should have apologized to them.

How much she protected her mental peace. That was ridiculous. You made her slip out of tongue. All you got to, I'm sorry. I apologize. That was not my intention. I'm sorry. And it didn't sound like malice.

It sounded like she, like Charlamagne said, like she was nervous. But you're not too nervous to apologize. Y'all put everybody else's feet to the fire for everything that you want god damn it was good for the goose it's good for the gander i think she said she would apologize privately but not that you did it publicly they would never accept that from us if we said something transphobic see i would have said will and jay y'all invite me to the next party i want to be the girl in the middle

see i would have been coy because that's easy and fun. I wouldn't have been snagged or contracted. And then I would have apologized if I made a f***ing mistake. Can we first start off talking about that Golden Girls, Betty White, old-ass lady, her dress she had on. Oh, Lord. Okay, let me don't go there.

Let me, y'all cut that part. Wait, we just had, okay. All right, well, thank you for that. Y'all just had, well, I'm finished. Make sure y'all download the Laugh and Learn podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast. Please listen to us, Laugh and Learn, on iHeart, Apple, Spotify, Amazon, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Whether you listen to the audio component more so than the video component, which is on my YouTube page,

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And then 15th to 16th, I'm doing four standup shows. We celebrate my birthday weekend. I'm going to get you a damn cancer like me. July, what day is your birthday? June 29th. Oh, you're a June cancer. Oh, you're a wuss.

You're a p***y. July cancer, we monsters, baby. And you want a June cancer. Oh, you're a wuss. You're a p***y. July cancer. We monsters, baby. And you want to catch me this weekend, I'll be in Carolina. The dresses will make you look. The jokes will make you think. And the ass will make you question. Come on with it.

Come and get it, baby. I'm here for it, baby. Come on. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Woo-hoo! Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired?

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My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a racket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets.

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it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, oh, oh. Who got lighter? Am I got lighter?

Am I got lighter? Nah. I am. Taylor, you got lighter? I think we got some matches up here. I can't do matches. I need to light my Palo Santo on this fine Friday. All right.

Well, morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. Ye is out, so we'll do some moves. Ye took a break, okay? Ye did exactly what we should have done today, okay? Because Kim Kardashian was right, damn it. Well. I don't feel like working.

I don't want to work. Well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk that whole debacle. It's about time. What's going on? Rumor Report. Rumor Report. This is the Rumor Report.

Talk to them. With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. We're going to go through it fast because I'm tired of talking about them and also because Yee's not here. So we know Kim Kardashian, she was talking on The Ellen Show about co-parenting and that she's going to take the high road. No matter what goes on, you know, it's the father of my kids. I'll always be protective. I always want my kids to just see the best of the best. So I just try to, as hard as it can be sometimes, I do try to ignore it and just try to do whatever's best for the best so i just try to as hard as it can be sometimes i do try to ignore it and just

try to do whatever's best for the kids that's what i love about you because take the high road yeah so but i also think sometimes these are like lessons this was put in my life for a reason and these challenges the whole message that i just try to take away from anything not going your way in life is just try to learn move move on, and be a good person. Yeah, that's what both parents are doing. Don't be the parent that's, you know, looking like the ass out here. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's good that both parents feel like that when it comes to co-parenting.

So don't be the parent that's out here making yourself look like an ass, and the kids can see that for themselves. Now let's get back to the action. So we know Kanye West, he was suspended for a day. We don't know why he was actually suspended. They said bullying policies, possibly? Bullying and harassment. Alright, well him and Pete Davidson, you know, we're going back and forth, right? Back and forth.

And now, Soulja Boy, he jumps into the beef like this. Pete Davidson, PSA, watch your mouth when you talking to Kanye like that. I don't know who the f*** you think you is, but you're not Big Draco. Do not talk to Kanye like that no more don't know who the fuck you think you is, but you not Big Draco. Do not talk to Kanye like that no more, or you going to have me on your ass.

Talking about I'm in the bed with your wife. Boy, do not talk to Ye like that. Can't nobody talk to Ye like that but me. Watch your mouth, skit. Drop one of the clues bombs for Pete Davidson. I mean, my guy Pete Davidson, of course, but Draco, okay? The best part of that whole rant is nobody can talk to Kanye West like that but me. I'm the only person that can say I'm in bed with Kanye's wife, okay?

Me, big Draco. So Soulja Boy jumps into the beef. Boom. You know who else jumps into the beef? Uncle Steve Harvey. He don't like how Kanye top coming at DL Hughley now. Could you stop? Please calm down.

I'm telling you. If y'all do get to scrapping all my cash on DL Hughley now. Could you stop? Please calm down. I'm telling you. If y'all do get to scrapping all my cash on DL, you have no idea. We from an ass-whooping air. Not the whole air room. We from a whole nother air. You can come out to my house in Calabasas.

Yeah. He lives in Calabasas. Come on, man. Back up. DL is my guy I'm sorry no dog he got too much and the U ain't really

no rightest you ain't even really on the right you a wrongest really you a wrongest come on yay

that's right they from an old school era okay switch blades brass knuckles brass knuckles baseball bats baseball bats

come to the house 357's on that ass. The dog gonna seek you. All right? Better listen to Uncle Steve. That's the first line of defense, that dog. Better listen to Uncle Steve. All right.

Drop on a clues bomb for Steve Harvey and DLU. Love those brothers. Now, Pete Davidson will no longer fly to space. Now, it's not because of Kanye West. This is actually because the launch was postponed. It was postponed, pushed back for six days, and I believe he's shooting a movie and couldn't get off those six days. So, he is no longer

flying to space. Yeah, he's shooting a movie right now. Now, there's also a petition right now to try to get Kanye West removed off of Coachella. I saw that, and I saw they was telling Gap that they need to sever their

partnership with Kanye West. But he had to know that that was coming. I said that a few times this week. That's what's going to happen. They're going to start going after your corporate sponsorships because you want to be on social media acting a damn fool. Alright, and lastly, it looks like Jay-Z is jumping into the comic book world.

It says Jay-Z is joined by James Samuel and they're going to be doing some comic books. You got some more information about this more than I have. What do you mean? You got the same thing I got. Let me see that. Let me see. Let me see this. Let me see this. Yes. He's doing it with Jamesames samuel that's what i said oh it's called uh irredeemable and incorruptible and they'll be written into one story for the film and irredeemable tells the story of the superhero platonian and his fall from grace leading to a dark descent into villainy and then incorruptible tells the opposite story uh as super villain max damage goes on a path to

becoming a superhero and the comic series is a spinoff of Irredeemable so they'll merge those two properties into one feature film in the future. I just like seeing,

you know, all those black people getting into the comic book world. I love seeing all those black people turning comic books and graphic novels into film and TV. You know I'm a

comic book geek. I'm just not into comics. I haven't been into comics in a long time. Nobody asking you. I'm just telling you. I just don't know. I don't know what you're talking about.

I got Wolverine tattooed on my arm, right? I got this when I was like 16, 17 years old. And this is one of the tattoos that I thought that I was going to cover up and I just had a realization

in my life that, you know, Wolverine, I have him holding a microphone in his hand because I used to want to rap. Right. But then I realized,

you know, of course, these are the microphones that changed my life. The one I'm on right now. Right? And then I've always loved Wolverine because Wolverine has healing powers. That's why I've always gravitated to Wolverine because he could just heal instantly.

Now, look at my life. I'm 43 years old. I got a microphone. I'm all about mindfulness and mental health and helping people heal. You see how God works? And I got this tattoo when I was 17 years old. I got a microphone. I'm all about mindfulness and mental health and helping people heal. You see how God works? And I got this tattoo when I was 17 years old. That is the beauty of comic books. Well, grab that mic and you continue to do what you do, brother.

What? Nothing. All right. It's like you're in a brothel. That is your rumor report. That's what that sounded like to me just now. It sounded like you and your game, brother. All right.

We'll play some more after your donkey. Who are like, you, game, bro. All right. We'll play some more after your donkey. Who you giving your donkey to? You know, four after the hour, we need to talk about why tonight is Friday and you really need to be

a responsible drinker. Okay? And not only should you not drink and drive, calling ride-shared companies while you're drunk might be a problem too. We'll discuss four after the hour.

All right. We'll get to that next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Who's donkey of the day today? Donkey of the day for Friday, March 18th. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit me with the heat. It's a breakfast club, bitch. Who's donkey of the day today? Donkey of the day for Friday, March 18th goes to Leone Fidel's. Now it's Friday. The weekend is here.

And a lot of drinks will be consumed. Folks are stressed out. Some of us meditate. Some of us go to therapy. There are several different ways to find healing and relieve stress nowadays. And I love them all. But I also love my tequila. Okay, Casa Dragones Añe on the clues bombs for catherine gones on yeho okay it's my favorite and one thing i know about me when i drink i don't drink to do anything but get lit

all right that's it nothing more nothing less it's friday and i'm ready to swing pick up my girls and hit the party scene or whatever alia said uh but I'm not hitting no party scene. I'm at the house. I have no desire to drink in public places. I have no desire to drink anywhere but the house, our friend's house. That is what I call responsible drinking. And do I even have to tell you not to drink and drive? Like, come on. What year is this? Some things we should know by now, right?

Well, I'll say it anyway. Don't drink and drive. Drink responsibly. But I have recently learned that drinking and ordering a ride share can be equally as dangerous. At least to your bank account. See, I thank God for Uber and Lyft and whatever other ride sharing companies there are. But you can't be calling them under the influence of alcohol. All right. OK. Leona Fidel did something that, you know, donkey of the day is absolutely made for. See, this is the segment that's all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And being drunk is not an excuse to be stupid. OK.

No, you can't blame earning this hee haw on alcohol. Now, listen to this. Leone was out celebrating her friend's birthday and they started talking about the Ukraine war. Not a topic I want to discuss when I'm out drunk celebrating a friend's V-Day. Nope. Keep the tequila coming in the 90s R&B and hip-hop playing. I don't want to talk about any politics, geopolitical or otherwise. Okay. Didn't the great Kendrick Lamar tell you, bitch, don't kill my vibe?

Well, Leone and her friends, they built different than me and mine because they were drinking pink gins and they had several shots of Sambuca. And at some point during that drunken conversation, that intoxication, that inebriation, at some point of them being under the influence, Leonie got the bright idea that she and her friends wanted to go to Ukraine

to help. She decided that she needed to help the war-torn country of Ukraine. Now, a lot of folks, when they decide they want to help, they find some place to donate money to. Easy breezy, right? Well, those Sambucas gave Leone a different level of liquid courage because Leone decided she was going over there. Oh, yeah. Leone decided, I'm not just sending money. I'm going to Ukraine right now. Well, not far-fetched because Leone is, you know, in Europe, a place called Worsley in great Manchester. OK, I did some research this morning about research. I mean, Google.

I Googled the distance from Worsley, Manchester to Ukraine, and it is 32 hours driving. To put it in perspective, to drive from New York to Texas is like 26 hours. So I had another six hours, a whole day instant change, driving straight, no stops, very doable if you want to do it. But Leone being a responsible adult that she is, knowing that she had one too many drinks and shouldn't be behind the wheel, she did what we all do when we are in that situation. She called Uber. Yes, Leone decided she wanted to go help the people of Ukraine, so she called an Uber to come take her there. Would you like to know what happened next yes well she woke up all right she doesn't remember passing out but she remembers waking up thank god she didn't wake up in ukraine

but she doesn't remember calling uber the night before but she woke up to her bank calling her and her bank i'm sure wanted to know one question are you Remy, my voice. She woke up to her bank ring and her thinking her card had been used fraudulently. All right. Uber, they saw the lick and they tried to take the money out of her account nine times. She's lucky that Uber didn't allow a trip in advance. She said normally Uber allows a trip in advance, but they've recently stopped it. OK, now how much was she on the hook for well she says she remembers when she was looking you know you know for her uber to like go help in ukraine that they decided of course that they had to ride in comfort so they

ordered an uber xl which is about 4 758 euros in American dollars. That's five thousand two hundred and fifty dollars and twenty four cents. OK, now she had got a regular Uber X taxi. It would have cost her like three thousand three hundred and thirteen euros, which is about three thousand six hundred and sixty five dollars and seventy five cents in American money. You can't be mad at her, people. I mean, she has to get the comfort option. If you're going to go to a war torn country to help, you have to be relaxed when you get there. So you need the extra leg room and the temperature and conversation choices. It's only right.

Now, Leone said she didn't have enough money in her account to fund the trip. Otherwise, she doesn't know what would have happened. By the way, Leone said her boyfriend's in the military. And she was talking to her friend saying if he had to go, she was going to go with him. That's just the Sambuca talking. Okay, you don't do that for a boyfriend. He ain't made that kind of commitment to you for you to make that kind of commitment to him. Okay, all right?

Y'all ain't did not. Never out for you to feel like you need to go to war with him. But that conversation led to the bright idea of her and her friends, like, wanting to go to Ukraine to help them. And Leonie is happy she didn't have the money in her account because she said she doesn't know where she would have woken up. Oh, by the way, Uber had taxis available to go all the way to Ukraine. But it took her an hour and a half to catch a Uber home.

And she lived 10 minutes away. That's all I got. Some donkey of the days just saw themselves. Please let Remy Ma give Leone Fidel's the biggest hee haw hee haw hee haw you stupid mother f***er you dumb like we don't have to

play a game do we like we know like right we don't have to play a game do we black people not taking an Uber to Ukraine black people ain't going to Ukraine. What are you talking about? Man, we've seen the videos of black people can't even get out of Ukraine, right?

They're not going to Ukraine. It's not going to happen. All right. Come on. Come on. Thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, ma'am. Now, it's Friday, so you know what that means.

It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. Now, earlier, we were discussing the good brother, Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon was on his daytime talk show, and he was discussing some interesting food choices. Let's listen. So next, we've got the pickles, and the pickles are having a big moment right now. Oh, well, they call me Nickel Pickle.

I'm a pickle-out. Why is this pickle-out? Yeah, you like pickles. Cucumbers and pickles, I'm with this. You're with this. So the first thing we got here is the snickle. Do you know what the snickle is? I'm all about the snickle.

You take a snicker and put it in the middle of a pickle. Yeah. I think I might be the snickle-eating champion. I did this on my radio show. Okay, so let's open up the phone line. We're asking a simple question on this Freaky Friday. 800-585-1051. How do you like pickles in your mouth?

I thought the question was, how do you like your pickle? Same, different. But the pickle has to go in your mouth. Unless you really want to get freaky on this Friday. 585-1051. How do you like your pickle? That's where the term ass muncher came from. That is the question.

How do you like your pickle? Like your pickle. All right, call us up right now. 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Come on. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ, Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. If you just joined us, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And on this fine Friday, we're asking a simple question. It comes from Nick Cannon's daytime talk show, Sleuth Dog Good Brother Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon calls himself a pickle-ologist, all right?

He has several different ways that he likes his pickles. Let's listen. So next, we've got the pickles, and the pickles are having a big moment right now. Oh, well, they call me Nickel Pickle. I'm a pickle-ologist. I like pickles. Yeah, you like pickles. Cucumbers and pickles, I'm with this.

You're with this. So the first thing we got here is the snickle. Do you know what the snickle is? I'm all about the snickle. You take a snicker and put it in the middle of a pickle. Yeah. I think I might be the snickle eating champion. I did this on my radio show.

So we're asking 800-585-1051. Simple question. How do you like your pickle? How do you like your pickles? How do you like your pickles, Envy? Let's start with you. I honestly don't like pickles. You don't like pickles? I don't like pickles. I don you like your pickle? How do you like your pickles? How do you like your pickles? Let's start with you. I honestly don't like pickles. You don't like pickles? I don't like pickles. I don't like them. Really? Like it's something

about that pickle that's between the meat and the buns I just don't like. So you don't like your pickles sweet? Nope. Do you like your pickles sour? Nope. Do you like kosher pickles? Nope. Do you like jerking pickles? Nope. See some people are scared of jerking pickles. What about you?

Because they're small and bumpy, and bumps on a pickle are scary. Like, what is that? Okay? I personally like my pickles on hamburgers and sandwiches. I enjoy my pickles in between a bun. Oh, you like the bun. Okay, I do, I do. I like them with some meat, and then I like the pickles on top of the meat, and then the bun.

You like thick pickles or thin pickles? I like them thin. I like to squirt the ketchup on it and squirt the mayonnaise on it and squirt the mustard on it. Oh, so tasty. What about long or short? I prefer mine sliced. You know, but if I have to eat a pickle, if I have to like put

one in my mouth, I prefer the big refrigerator joints. You know like when you walk in the store and you can buy one for a quarter, the big joint? The big, big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I love it. Okay.

Hello, who's this? Good morning. This is DJ King Cannon out of D.C. It's Freaky Freaky Friday. Good morning, Charlamagne. Good morning, DJ Heavy. What's your G? Peace, King Cannon.

How do you like your pickles, King? Simple question. Pickle talk, man. Pickle talk. Spicy deal you like your pickles, King? Simple question. Pickle talk, man. Pickle talk. Spicy dill pickle in my mouth, baby. Drop one of Clue's bombs for the spicy dill pickle in King Cannon's mouth. Spicy dill in the mouth. You got to bite it hard, too.

You're in there. You got to get in there. Calm down, King. That sounds like it hurts. Calm down. How many bites does it take you? About six bites to the end. All right.

All right. Six to the head. It's Friday. Hello, who's this? Hey, it's Portia. Hey, good morning, Portia. How are you? How do you like your pickle, Portia?

So I like my pickles with ranch or with hot sauce. Yo, that sounds like an ill combination. I never thought about it. It is good. But I've also had pickles with peanut butter and yogurt. Now, see, and I'm talking to you. I'm not talking to you, Portia. Now, the pickle with the ranch on the end of it, I can see.

You can see the ranch, the white stuff on there? But the pickle with the peanut butter on the end. That sounds like jail. That sounds like jail. That sounds like jail food. That's backdoor pickle. I ain't messing with backdoor pickle. That sounds like jail food. I don't know.

Yeah, I ain't messing with jail food. Pickle. Hello, who's this? This is Cash calling from Plainfield. Hey, Cash. Good morning, Cash. How does Jersey like their pickles? Firm and wet. Firm and wet. Okay, okay. Good morning, Cash. How does Jersey like their pickles? Firm and wet.

Firm and wet. Okay, okay. And my pickle's name is Amin. Huh? You name all your pickles? My pickle's name is Amin, yes. I mean, that's a good question. Do you normally name your pickles?

I don't know. No, but I have one particular pickle that I love. Now, I know that my bologna has a first name. A lot of people name their bologna. I've never heard somebody name their pickles. that my baloney has a first name. A lot of people name their baloney. I've never heard somebody name their pickle. Your baloney has a first name. Oh, that's right. Oscar, right? Yeah. I didn't know

pickles have names. Pickles have names? Let me Google this. Okay. Yeah. My pickle has a first name. Wow. And his name's Amon? Armin. Armin. Does your pickles have batteries as well? No. Now, I'm going to tell you something. I googled

names of pickles. I googled names of pickles. All I got was play, kosher, sour, bread and butter, Hungarian, Polish or German, lime or Kool-Aid. I don't see no Armin on here. Yeah. That's my special pickle. Okay. Alright. Well, you enjoy your pickle on this Freaky Friday,. Yeah. That's my special pickle. Okay.

All right. Well, you enjoy your pickle on this Freaky Friday, my man. Yes. And feel free to share. Send us some Amin pickles. I've never had that flavor. I don't want Amin pickles. No, no, no. You don't want any of that.

That's right. That's right, Envy. You don't want that. Nope. Okay. Send it up here for Charlamagne. Thank you. No, I don't want it.

That's not like you got peanut butter on there, though. All right. 800-585-1051. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. We're just asking one question. How do you like your pickles? How do you like your pickle? That's all.

That's it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from Nick Cannon, who is having a serious conversation on his talk show about pickles. Let's listen. So next we've got the pickles and the pickles are having a big moment right now. Oh, they call me nickel pickle. I'm a pickle-ologist. I like pickles. Yeah, you like pickles.

Cucumbers and pickles, I'm with this. You're with this. So the first thing we got here is the snickle. Do you know what the snickle is? I'm all about the snickle. You take a snicker and put it in the middle of a pickle. Yeah. I think I might be the snickle-eating champion.

I did this on my radio show. Now, I've never had any of those combinations of pickles. Me neither. You know what I mean? I've never had the snickers in the pickle. I only like my pickles, you know, on hamburgers, you know, on top of meat, in between buns, on sandwiches. That's about it.

Okay. You know, so we're asking the simple question, right? Yeah, just, you know, how do you like your pickles? How do you like your pickles? Hello, who's this? This is Wayne out of Tampa, man. Wayne, what's happening, King? Not much.

How do you like your pickles, Wayne? Nick wilding out. Straight up, yo. I can't do pickles. I let my wife do my pickles, but pickles, I don't even. It's like the vocabulary, man. How does your wife do your pickles, sir? Does she dill them?

Does she refrigerate them? Does she soak them in Kool-Aid? How does she do your pickles? Oh, we talking about that pickle. What pickle are you talking about, sir? We talking about pickles. What's up with y'all, yo? Listen, man.

We don't do pickles. Man, don't do pickles like that. We haven't done pickles since July 6th. We're not eating pickles no more, man. So you don't put pickles on your hamburger in between the buns? Between the buns. The buns. The hamburger buns. The hamburger buns The buns, the hamburger buns.

Yeah, the hamburger buns. Yes. So you like that? Oh, so you like pickles in between buns? Absolutely, but I'm not the one that's eating it. Do you like them, huh? So you let other people bite on your burger? Hey, Charlamagne, where we going now?

What are you talking about? What's up with y'all this morning? I'm crazy today. Do you like your pickles sweet or sour, sir? What's up with y'all this morning? I'm crazy today. Do you like your pickles sweet or sour, sir? It's freaking Friday. What you talking about? We're wilding out. Do you like lime pickles?

Lime pickles? They got cinnamon pickles, too. Hey, listen. Whatever floats your boat, that's fine, y'all. But lime pickles and all that, nah. I'm right there with Envy. In between the buns. I like pickles in between buns.

Not between my buns. Listen, there's nothing better than a nice hamburger with some meat and some pickles and some tomatoes and some lettuce. Mwah. Hello, who's this? What's up, Envy? Travis! Travi Trav! Good morning, Trav.

What up, Trav? How you doing, my brother? I want to tell y'all how I like my pickles. How do you like your pickles, Trav? Let's go, Trav. How do you like your pickles? I like to put fruit roll-up around it, right? And you wrap the fruit roll-up around it, and I like to heat it off like that.

Well, that's what Nick said. Nick said he likes to put fruit roll-up around his pickle, too. How does that taste? What's the sensation in your mouth like? It's really, really sweet. It's sweet with a little bit of bitterness to it. How hard do you have to bite into it though? Cause I would think that the fruit roll up causes a little bit more resistance with the teeth.

Okay, talk that talk. Wait, wait, wait, I don't bite into, wait, we talking about a penis, right? No, pickle, Tab, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Where did you go? You need to get your mind out of the gutter. I just can't. I don't know what's going on here. This is a family show.

How dare y'all? What? Who would ever? What is wrong with Pickle? What is wrong with you? I don't know. My God. Hello, who's this? It's Cleco. What up? Hold on. Cut it out. Oh, cut it out. Okay. You got your people with you, brother? No, I'm doing me. I got this. Pick. You got your people's with you, brother? No.

I'm doing me. I got this. The pickle's supposed to be sliced or whatever, man. You ain't putting a whole pickle in your mouth doing whatever. It's an unwritten rule as a male. You know what I mean? You don't do that. That is a damn lie. They sell them whole pickles in the store for a quarter.

You ain't going to sit here and tell me you ain't never bought you a whole pickle. When you was a kid, you ain't as a... Well, I started at teenage. You know it's an unwritten rule. As a male, you don't put no joints that resemble... I would think... All that shit in your mouth. We don't do that. I would think the older you get,

you know, it would be easier to eat the whole pickle. You know what I'm saying? That's how you feel about it? The older you got, it was easier for you to put it in your mouth? Yeah. Because when you was young, my hands were smaller. Oh, you like the thick pickle, bro.

You asking Charlotte that, right, man? No, you. Because you know they got curved pickles, too. If I'm sliced, we slicing it. Slicing and dicing. That's how we doing it. Who are you? Why would you want to slice the pickle?

Listen, do you like candied pickles? Nah, what's a candied pickle? Candied pickles. It's like they soak it in this candy type of juice. It's kind of like the Kool-Aid joint. So it's covered in this thick layer of sweetened liquid. And it makes the pickle easier to eat. What?

You want a licorice pickle? What? I've never heard of that. No, no, no, it is. They got candy pickles. People know what I'm talking about. It's just, you know, it's just with this sweet liquid, like this sugary liquid. All right, well, Sean, were you supposed to check out the joint last time for me, man?

And what happened? You ain't never check it out for me. And never send me no books, nothing. I always get cut off. Eddie, why you ain't send my guy the books? What books you want? I'm going to send you Dr. Rita Walker, the unapologetic guide to black mental health,

and I'm going to send you Anita Kopach, Shallow Waters. But you hold on, all right? Stay on hold, and I'm going to send you a jar of candy pickles. Hold on. I wanted you and Envy to check out the real underscore ancient Greco joint. IG. Like, for real, for real. What's it called?

The real underscore ancient Greril underscore Ancient Greco. Ancient Greco. Okay. All right. We'll check it out. Yes, sir, please. And let me know what you think, for real. Yes, sir.

Hold on, hold on. All right, what's the moral of the story, bro? The moral of the story is, I mean, however you choose to eat your pickles this weekend, man, you know, it's on you. Whatever floats your boat, you know? That's right. Nick Cannon likes his pickles with fruit roll-ups around them.

He likes his pickles with Snickers. I've never had any of those combinations. Only thing I like my pickles on is on hamburgers and sandwiches. That's it. And plain. Okay. I'll take a plain pickle. I'll hold it in my hand.

Yeah. One hand. One hand. Right to the mouth. Okay. Thin, thick, you say it again. You don't like bumps. Okay. What color? Because it's say it again? You don't like bumps? Okay.

What color? Because it's like a darker one or a lighter one? Okay. All right. We got rumors on the way. It's New Music Fridays. We're going to tell you what came out today. What came out today?

Oh, my goodness. What came out, Envy? Huh? What or who came out? All right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Big Pickle Energy. Big Pickle Energy is what they say this song is called. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Big Deal Energy. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors.

Let's talk new music. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. What we got today? What we got today? What we got today? All right. New music Fridays. Let's start off with some singles that came out today. Lil Durk, he added this to his album.

It's called Computer Murderous. Computer Murderous. i get it there's a lot of uh broadband bloods and cyber crips out here a bunch of thumb thugs i get it now wale has a joint with price it's called problems you're pure so you forever grow i wear a smile daily sure never know i got so many Okay, okay, okay. Juice WRLD, his family released a new single from him. This one's called Sometimes. I wanna be my Maloney I party park with my lonely I put in work with my lonely Alright, now Fabio Foran has a new record featuring Quavels called Magic City

Normandy has a fair it's called Fair that came out today Key Glock, which is It's called Fear or Affair? Fair Like fair like the fair? Like fair grounds Fair grounds, fair

Or fair like you're not playing fair? You're not playing fair? Like, or. Like fairgrounds. Fairgrounds, fair. Or fair, like you're not playing fair. You're not playing fair. Okay. All right. Key Glock, he has a joint called Play for Keeps. Let's play a snippet of that. That's Dolph's cousin. So he released a new joint today.

Now DJ Cho's, you know, is she thick? Thick, yeah. He has an album out today. It's called Multi, and that joint is actually on the album. I thought you said he was thick. I was like, what? No, the song's thick. It was a little, I don't know.

You need to start using commas in your words or something, bro. That sounded wild. Cypress Hill, they have a new joint. It's called Back in Black. They have an album coming out today. And the last joint that was released is Coil Array featuring Nicki Minaj. We're going to play the actual, the full joint. And then after that, we're going to get into the People's Choice Mix.

You know it's Friday, so we throw it back. So keep it locked. We'll be back. Let's get into the joint now. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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Charlamagne Tha God. Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rockin' with the morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God, we are The Breakfast Club. Hey, yo. Salute to Flame Monroe for pulling up today. Make sure you go check out the Laugh and Learn podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network.

And make sure you check out Flame at Caroline's all weekend long. That's right. Here in New York City. Flame has two shows, 7 and 9, and then Saturday, 7 and 9. So just go to carolines.com to get your tickets. And also don't forget Houston. I'll be out there June 19th, Father's Day weekend for my car show. You know, we're doing a couple of different cities,

and Houston is the first one for Father's Day. So it's a favorite celebrity cars, exotic cars, old school cars, rides for the kids, jumpies, face painting NASCAR, monster trucks. It's going to be New York versus Texas. Trader Truth versus DJ Envy. Trey got a slew of cars coming and I got so many cars coming as well. It's going to be a lot of fun, so get your tickets if you haven't got your tickets yet.

Hey, and one more thing, man. Let's salute Coyle LeRae and Nicki Minaj. That record is a vibe, as the kids say. As the kids say, that record is a vibe. It's a vibe. Okay, that record is hard. I like that little tune.

Make me shake my little ass. What? It did. When we come back, positive note, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.

Shout out to everybody that picked up our NFT. It sold out in an hour or so. So we appreciate you guys. And they also have some free NFTs that you can pick up as well so just hit up the site one of alright and we'll have some more NFTs coming up in a little bit now Charlamagne I know you're out this weekend

so you better read my book bro I gave you my book I've been giving people a book you got a good chapter in there talking about our relationship so I want you to dive into it my daughter had the cheerleading competition this weekend so I will definitely that is my read for the weekend i want you to dive into it just when you dive into it dive into it open arms real life real love that's right i thought it was very interesting what you said on um uh page 69 about how you met uh ernesto shaw oh clue yeah i talk

about uh my relationship with clue and the way you got me into the music it's cute though it's like as you describe him he you was like, you know, this guy pulled up and you described the car and you was like, he stepped out, you described his outfit, you described his haircut, you said he had like a structured jaw. I did not. Yes, you did. That's what you said.

In the book, he describes it as a chiseled chin. I don't know what book you were reading, but it wasn't that one. That's what he said. I don't know what part of a book you were reading. And then you said to him, what do you do, right? I did ask him what he did, but it wasn't that one. I don't know what book you were reading. And then you said to him, what do you do, right? I did ask him what he did, but it wasn't no chisel chin or nothing like that. Yeah, it was cute.

It was just sexy. It was almost like a round-the-way girl stuff. Oh my goodness. But yes, I have a book coming out April 19th. Make sure you pre-order it. I'm not talking about Clue's chisel chin or whatever. You definitely did say Clue had a chisel chin. He said Clue had a chisel chin. Leave He said Clue had a chiseled chin. What's wrong with you, man?

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