The Breakfast Club - How Many People Are Juggling Multiple Partners On Valentine's Day?

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

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you listen to podcasts. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Our co-host, Miss Claudia Jordan, is with us today. Now, Charlamagne, you gave Donkey the date to who this morning? Man, everybody out there who on this fine Valentine's Day has to juggle multiple partners.

And that's men, women, days. You know what I'm saying? There's men out here with mad women. There's women out here with mad men. There's men out here with mad men. Women out here with mad women. There's days out there with mad days. Bad days with days.

Days with thems. You know what I mean? It's going down. And I just think that's such a lonely life. I know that, you know, a lot of times we look at brothers like that or sisters like that. And we're like, man, they must really be doing their thing but that gotta be very stressful on a day like today. It does.

Let's go to the phone lines. A lot of people want to discuss this. Hello, who's this? Anonymous. Good job. Good job, brother. Even though you're on the radio, you could have just changed your name, but continue. I told you, bro. Oh, man, I've seen y'all talk. I heard y'all talk.

I text like five, six girls this morning that I've been dealing with. So you already stressed. It ain't even nine o'clock yet and you stressed as hell. I ain't really stressed. I'm just trying to see who's gonna take the bait for the most part. Who's gonna take the bait? What if they all take the bait? Then you gotta pick and choose the best

out of the few. Do you have a ranking system for the five? Somewhat. Okay. So what is that based on? Who's going to spend money. Who's going to have the best gift. Who's going to have the best time.

Who's going to be the freak. Are you looking for a sugar mom? But today's not a day for bait. Something like that. Today's not a day for bait. Today's a day to know exactly who your person is. Well, he might be going at five lonely women and you know they don't have dates and he's going you know seeing which one is his best option

right and it's going to be something that's going to want to be baked just for today that is horrible so you want gifts from them you don't have you don't have gifts for them oh yeah i'm gonna bring some stuff i just gotta do go get some flowers and a decent gift card you see how many men plotting on y'all? Lord have mercy. This is horrible. Sir, how old are you? Old enough. Old enough to get stabbed.

Old enough to get shot. Old enough to get your windows busted out. Hey, I'm a good dude. I'm a good dad. I'm a single man. I live alone. I take care of my kids. I do what I'm supposed to do, so why not have fun when I can?

You got a son or daughter? I got a son and two daughters. You got two daughters. Yeah, bro. That car will get you. It's going to be a guy out there plotting on your little ones just like how you plotting right now. And you're too old

to be going to get gift cards, bro. What I'm supposed to get for something, you don't know, it's so broad to get something for a fee. Is this the homeless man

that you saw shoplifting this morning? I'm sure. It kind of sounds like it's because of the way he's kind of going for women that can give him gifts. It seems like a little bit of an opportunist.

Hello, who's this? This is Maddie. Hey, Maddie. Good morning. Good morning. Talk to us. What are you doing today for Valentine's? You got a couple of prospects on your roster? Yeah, I got a few. Okay, talk to us. Well, you know,

I have these guys. You know, you're playing those enemies and stuff. Okay, talk to us. Take us off Bluetooth. You got us on Bluetooth, my little speaker? Take us off? Your pH balance is going to be all off by Thursday. That's right. Yeah, be careful ladies. Wait a minute, why do you have to spoon if we all doing stuff? Cause you are. Uh, no one

wants to hang out on Valentine's Day. No, no, no. You can't do that. You ain't never slept with both of them men? No. You lying. Neither one actually. Now God know you lying. But you know what though? I take that back. I take that back because that's the thing that we say about people like Lori Harvey. In reality, people can just date.

You can just be dating. Exactly. Claudia, am I wrong? What she was going to do? Does age matter, Claudia? No, I think she has slept with at least one of those guys. Oh, okay. And she said the main guy.

Yeah. The main guy. She And she said the main guy Yeah Hello who's this Anonymous Y'all know y'all can just change y'all name on the radio Nobody can see y'all How many booze you got mama So I have three guys That I met on Hinge

Last week You got three booze? You a ghost. They're in a different state. They live in Houston and I live in Atlanta and they all want to fly out today to take me out for Valentine's Day.

They're going to be on the same flight. They're going to be on the same jet blue flight together. They all coming with trail burgers i don't know what to do because they all offer like great things like one of them seems like he's really into giving gifts he said that his love language was giving gifts so i kind of feel like that's the one i should go with because i'm gonna end up with a good gift and then the other guy he likes to travel and he was like if I come can you pack a bag and we can go somewhere after and I don't know what to do you guys I'm really I'm really

stressed about it and then on the other side of that I'm on my cycle so I kind of don't want to do anything well that's kind of perfect actually because that could be your excuse so how about what about the third guy you got one that wants to give gifts one that wants to take you on a trip what about the third one he just mentioned coming to take me out to dinner he was like we don't have to do anything i just want to come take you out to dinner and spend time with you and so that third guy's a vampire he gonna love that you on your cycle well that cycle don't mean nothing you got still got your mouth you but the reality is she's proving any of that with'm not doing any of that with any of them. I'm just saying I don't feel good. So I don't really want to do anything anyway.

You're proving my point. I said people with multiple sexual partners or multiple partners be stressed out on Valentine's. You're proving my point. You should rank them. Well, I deserve this because I just recently ended something with somebody who was really toxic. So I deserve a good, like, you know, moment. You deserve to be toxic. Ma'am, exactly. Does that make you,, moment. You deserve to be toxic. Ma'am, exactly. Does that make you, is it okay for you to be toxic now?

Because you've got three guys from the same city. They probably know each other. That's wild. They might, but listen, I deserve my moment. I'm usually, like, the good girl who gets played. So in this moment, I deserve to have a good time, even if it's just for Valentine's Day. So now you're the girl that lets three guys get flown in on her cycle to not give it up or take anyone seriously.

Well, I'm not going to fly all three of them in. I'm going to let two of them know that I just don't feel good. Mama, it's 8 o'clock in the morning already. What do you mean? They got to fly themselves in. Well, who's the cutest and who got the best job? She about to do eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Who's the most bottom-heavy? They all are cute. One of them has a better job than the other two, and he's also the gift giver. What are the jobs? One of them is an engineer. He makes well over

six figures. Another one says he's a promoter. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No X out. Flip a coin. Yeah, I don't think I want the promoter. Okay, so now you got two, so now we're narrowing it down to two.

Do you want a relationship or you just wanna play around? I want a relationship, but I feel like these men just wanna play around, so I'ma just play around for right now. Well, the promoter wasn't the one that was gonna take you away, because he ain't got no job, right? No, he was the one talking about dinner. Flip a coin, and whoever gives heads gets what wow what

but whatever you do be safe out there and call one of your girls and put your location on so they can find you just in case always and i always take a picture of like license plate or you know there i send all their profile information to my friends. So, I'm good. I'll be safe. But listen, I wanted to tell you guys you could also let regular people, your fans of the show, come up there and guest host one day. That would be really fun.

I think call-ins are cool for you. Yeah, I'm a little offended. You're doing great. You're great. I think you should let the average person off the street come home not the minor girl with 20 years experience lady go with the promoter and go get your ph balance thrown off

I don't care anymore bye damn it I'm doing this for free y'all damn Claudia you making the average person feel like they can do it damn Claudia damn like Claudia ain't been out here in these radio streets for years making the average person feel like they can do it? Damn, Claudia. Damn. Screw me.

Like, Claudia ain't been out here in these radio streets for years. I got my FCC license in 1992. I'm worth something, god damn it. Damn it, man. All right. Well, what's the moral of the story? We got a moral.

Man, Scootie's listeners. That's what the moral of the story is. I'm mad. This is a horrible balance on that. Oh, this is the first break. Oh, man. We got more. Oh, this is the first break. Oh, man. We got more calling. Hit me ready to hit me. That's 40 as hell.

Damn. All right, we got more calling. 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our co-host, Miss Claudia Jordan joining us. Claudia Jordan has a lot of experience in radio and podcasting. Apparently it means nothing to your listeners. Okay. So Charlamagne, you gave Duncan a date of who? Just people out there, man, who are juggling multiple partners today.

You know what I mean? Whether you a man, a woman, a they. I just think having multiple partners got to be stressful on a day like this and it's whack and we talk about loneliness true loneliness is being surrounded by a bunch of people who you know that you are lying to and cheating to and they only there because of the illusion that you have created around yourself like that's lonely well let's go to the phone lines a lot of people want to talk about this hello who's this anonymous how many guys you got how many men you juggling no it's only cool is this like one that I'm dealing with and

then one day invited me out for dinner and bought me a game so one is black and one is Jewish? Yeah, they both black. Oh, they're both black. Okay. All right. So how are you picking? How are you choosing? That's what I'm saying. Like, he don't celebrate Valentine's Day and stuff like that.

And then plus, like, he got a little bit of trust issues. So we really don't be... Which one got trust issues? Which one got trust issues? The Jewish one. That's because you keep wearing Yeezys around him. Why do you keep wearing Yeezys around him. Why do you keep wearing Yeezys around this man?

You're stupid, yo. Why? No, it's just for real. And I'm like, okay, well, somebody actually bought me a gift and invited me to dinner and stuff like that.

I'm going to take that picture because he don't do that and that's what I want anyway. So the Jewish guy is the one that's a little bit cheaper? No, he not cheap because that's who

I've been dealing with for two years. But we not in a relationship, but we spend most of the time together and stuff like that. But he don't celebrate that. Even if he don't celebrate it, I would think that he knows what today is. Correct. But he would still want to spend some time with you, maybe, I would think. I mean, we can spend time and then like tonight I'm going to dinner. Are you okay

with being in two years and it not being defined as a relationship? That's what I'm saying. I don't. Okay, so it's like we've been talking for two years and then like we got into it because I hit him and it was he left for like seven months. You hit him? You hit him? I was like, yeah.

Fellas, he probably deserved it. What did he do, baby girl? Tell me what he did. That's what I'm saying He do stupid stuff all the time Like wanna Say we not in a relationship Then if I do something He mad So you hit him

Cause he didn't wanna be in a relationship You hit who The Jewish man Yes Wow that's a hate crime Shut up man What Like no

It was because he was Really on some BS And I'm like Okay you wanna be on that Okay cool And we got into it and it wasn't like I was trying to hit him, but he made me real mad. You are very toxic.

Not only are you abusive, you're out here juggling two partners on Valentine's Day. You're playing with both these men's emotions. You are a toxic young lady. Hold on, mama. Hold on, mama. Let me ask. Claudia, where's she from? Just take a wild guess. I know where she's from. Brooklyn? Where do you think she's from? Florida. I say Florida. Where you from Outer Bronx

No I'm from Detroit Oh Okay close Close second Is that Detroit Detroit Jewish man run Yeah

Yeah I want I want better for that Jewish man I want better for the brother too You just a toxic person No And then the other one Like he like You know like

Mid Instagram celebrity So I don't be like A woman be going out And stuff like, like, you know, like, mid-Instagram celebrity. So I don't be liking when we be going out and stuff like that. And then, you know, like, they got security and stuff. I don't like all that. You got Instagram celebrity with security? No, he got some other stuff going on. I really can't say it because then I won't be anonymous no more. I want to know now.

Yeah, we'll bleep it. Tell us who it is. Because, like, a lot of my friends listen to the best of stories. We're going to bleep it. We're going to bleep it. Tell us who it is. We'll bleep it. He's a road manager for a celebrity.

Oh, Lord. So he's a celebrity. Claudia, talk to your people, man. Talk to your sister. Ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am, how old are you? May I ask? 30.

30. The Jewish man that's been with you for two years and it's not a relationship that you had to put hands on, I think you need to end that. I think that's not going to end well. You're going to get charged with a hate crime or he's going to do something to you. He's going to snap eventually. The other guy,

maybe that's a guy you should probably hang out with, but I feel like if you do, you might ruin his life. I do like him. I like him. We go out all the time. I do like him.

That's why I'm going to ruin his life. You know what? I'm really getting pissed right now. I want one man to give me a bushel of flowers. They can even be from the supermarket. And we got girls in here juggling multiple men in multiple states

having guys willing to fly in for them. See what I'm saying? You ladies are being greedy. I have to speak up. You ladies are being greedy. You're being greedy. I mean, if the Jewish one was doing like that too or we... I don't know. Everything you're saying sounds wrong. You talk about what they're not doing right. Nothing you're doing

sounds right either. You're going to be lonely in a minute. Watch. You're going to be lonely in a few years. Okay, well, after today, then I'm going to get it together. She just wants that gift. Jesus. Don't buy her nothing. If you're the Jewish man out there and you can recognize her voice, don't get her nothing.

Nada. Zero. Zilch. I've been trying to defend the ladies, but I cannot. This new generation is different. Hello, who's this? Hello. Zero. Zilch. I be trying to defend the ladies, but I cannot. This new generation different. Hello, who's this? Hello. Hey, you know what comes up as Lori Harvey?

Yeah, I know. Why does your name come up as Lori Harvey on our phone? Like, don't really say I be running from Lori Harvey. Oh, Lord. How many you juggling today for Valentine's, man? I don't even know. What do you mean, ma'am? That's what you're going to say when you get pregnant.

Who's the daddy? I don't even know. See, that's the thing. That's the thing. I have a couple dudes that I talk to, but nobody's like, oh, will you be my Valentine? Or I don't know if anything is clear for me yet. The problem is people don't ask anymore, right? You don't know what you are anymore. Yeah or I don't know if anything is clear for me yet. The problem is people don't ask anymore, right?

Like you don't know what you are anymore. Yeah, they don't ask. They just like pop up day up. Has anyone texted you good morning out of your roster?

Yes. Okay. And anyone asked for any plans to spend time with you today? No. See, I'm getting

the oh, what's your plans for today? Oh, you might I'm getting the, oh, what's your plans for today? Oh, you might be a February 15th girl. Are they just poking around? They poking around to see? Because they try that.

They don't want to get their feelings hurt, so they just want to make sure, like, damn, let me see if she be interested in seeing me today. Yeah, you might be one on their roster too, mama.

Well, let's get to the moral of the story. Let's cut her off. The moral of the story is, man, juggling multiple partners has to be hard it has to be stressful yes that's all those set of calls showed me just now that i was absolutely right absolutely and no one seemed happy nobody dysfunction word nobody at all the word mad ph balance is off lot of hot girls, a lot of city girls in your demographic here. No shade. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.

You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. or wherever you get your podcasts. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.

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