The Breakfast Club - INTERVIEW: Marlon Wayans On "Good" Grief, Ugly Baby Trauma, Trans Son, United Airlines + More
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Wake that ass up early in the morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Lauren LaRosa.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
We got Marlon Wayans.
Gang, gang.
Marlon Wayans is looking at the wall like last time I came.
I'm like, I don't see the Wayans.
I thought you were up there.
No, I ain't.
That's Martin Lawrence.
He's going to be on that wall.
When?
You've been saying that last time.
It's been two years.
Hey, man.
Show them the picture.
Y'all gaslighting.
You got little ass Kevin Hart there.
Show them the picture.
Show them the picture.
Looking like.
This is what this wall is supposed to be.
I don't know why it's taking so long, but this is what he got you.
They got me as Loke Dog and a Loke Dog anime.
Not even a handsome picture of me.
Ain't that something? Y'all made Kevin Hart tall and y'all can't even a handsome picture of me ain't that something y'all made
kevin hart tall and y'all can't get a handsome picture of me he has a grown-ass face kevin look
in the face like he should be six five he do look tall in the face man this is the one thing about
you marlin you doing another comedy special man you want to run like lil wayne was with music or gucci man was with mixtapes man i feel like you know how you know
i feel like i feel like i feel like nas and buster i feel like oh the second half now this is when
you really come into your own first 30 years you learning now it's like oh i'm I don't have to rehearse a special for two years to get to know the special.
I ain't got to take that long to write it.
I've written movies since I was 17 years old.
So writing is just something I do.
So I know how to write a movie.
I can remember a script.
So when I'm writing stand-up, I don't even write it down no more.
I just write it in my head, and I put it away in the catalog inside my head like tapes and i now i just know and i make it things happen i go this is what god wants me to do
and i do a special so i'm doing my fourth special good grief four special good grief at the apollo
sold out two shows yeah mama we did it i think i was gonna sell two shows in Harlem. Times are still rough in Harlem. Everywhere else, the world is thriving.
Harlem.
Harlem's tough.
Gentrification stopped in Harlem.
They was like, I ain't going to work here.
Yo, do that shit other places.
We like regular coffee.
We don't want no Starbucks.
So sold out two shows at Harlem.
And then, yeah, man, I'm in Nyack tonight.
And then after that, I'm going to be, where am I next week, Craig?
Oh, New Year's, I'm going to be in Atlanta.
I got two shows at the Roxy Theater.
New Year's, get your tickets.
I have a brand new set.
So I'm going to do this set at the Apollo.
I'm going to retire this set.
I don't keep doing it until the special comes out.
I retire the set the night that I do it.
Good night. That's my goodbye to that set. You retire the set the night that I do it. Good night.
That's my goodbye to that set.
You just appeared six months ago with a new set.
It's another new set?
I'm a monster.
So why is it called Good Grief?
Because it's about how I'm dealing with grief and what's good about grief.
And how you could, it's either bad grief or good grief.
I've lost 57 people I love in the last three years, but I still, I've been through it.
I've been at rock bottom.
I've been in darkness.
I've been in dark times.
People don't know what I've been feeling.
They don't know the pain that I've been going through
and what's happening in my life
because I always find my smiles.
But when you lose 57 people that you love.
57?
57.
Damn.
57.
I'm not talking about people you knew.
I'm talking about people I love, like John Witherspoon, my mom, my dad.
And I take the grief and I go, okay, God got me here for a reason.
And so I make people smile with the things that I'm hurting with, and then I heal.
And I want people to know that you can heal too.
Find the funny, find it.
I like the fact that y'all laugh about your situation.
You supposed to,
because without that,
man,
it's hard to just be in it.
When you get laughs,
it make you come out of your own funk.
And I've learned that the audience is there.
They're my therapist.
I've been staying on a stage the past three years because every time they laugh,
I feel like I'm getting oxygen.
It lets me know that I'm alive.
It's okay to laugh, and everything's going to be okay.
And so it's called Good Grief, and it's dope.
Dedication to my mom and dad.
I was going to say, it's intentional to do it in Harlem.
My mom and dad was born and raised in Harlem.
My mother actually performed at the Apollo
with her sisters, Amateur Night,
and they won with the Green Sisters.
They won two times in a row.
So I wanted to return to the most famous stage,
to the greatest city that raised the two greatest people I know,
and do my best show and dedicate it to them in their memory.
How's preparation for this show going to be different with all of that?
You know what I mean?
No, it's the same.
Everything's the same.
When you do your reps, everything's the same when you do your reps
everything's the same i'm not tripping i'm not putting too much on it i know i'm gonna be a
little bit more emotional when it's done you know i'm gonna feel like michael jordan when he had
that when he's popped past and he was holding that trophy and crying on the floor i'm gonna feel like
that because um there's a victory in honoring your parents and I had them with me for so long and being able to talk about them
every day on stage was
great but also hard
so retiring that is also
retiring some of the memory of them
and it's
going to be an emotional night. I'm going to have a lot of family in the house
but this set
this set is crazy.
It's funny. It got heart.
It's dark. It's funny. It got heart. It's dark.
It's special.
If it was whack, I would tell y'all if I feel like it was garbage.
If I ever feel like it's garbage, but then again, as artists,
we never think it's garbage.
I was going to say, you still going to stage if you thought it was garbage?
I wouldn't put it out.
I wouldn't do a special.
I'm not rushing to do a special.
For what?
I'm doing specials when it's special.
And I'm doing specials because I'm not going to sit on material
for five years doing the same set.
When I go to your city, I want you to know,
yo, he got a brand new set.
Every time I go to your city, which is once a year,
he got a brand new set.
That's the kind of artist I want to be.
I want to drop album after album after album.
Like you said, like Lil Wayne. It's an album. That's what a comedy show is. That's the kind of artist I want to be. I want to drop album after album after album. Like you said, like Lil Wayne, like it's an album.
That's what a comedy show, it's an album.
So I'm dropping albums and I want people to see my progression from Woke-ish to You Know What It Is to God Loves Me to Good Grief.
Every year you're going to see my progression as an artist.
And then one day you're like, yo, where did he come from?
I've been here. Y'all just discovered me discovered me i was gonna ask was is there any pressure because since
it is so close to your heart about your family you got family members coming and i'm sure the
closest people that will critique you the most is your family members um you know no i think my
brothers trust that i do the work right it was one thing when they were older and when i was when they
were when i when i was younger and they was trying to protect me and they didn't know do you know what you're stepping into
but i think after god loves me the last special about the slap about you know chris rock and jada
and will after they saw that that was the first time in 30 years that my brothers was like
damon said to kenny he said yo i saw marlin's stand-up he said what Keenan he said yo I saw Marlins stand up he said what you
think he said it was brilliant that little ugly niggas on or something he
said why it's cuz I never seen it done I never seen somebody take one little
stupid topic and do a whole hour about it but it wasn't about them it was about him and Keenan saw it and he said
okay let me see then Keenan saw it and he goes I saw your special and Damon was right
it was brilliant I'm proud of you you changed the game and from there that gave me a level
of confidence like okay I now I know not their process of their own. You discover your own process.
You come into your own.
I wanted to break the mold so that I found what is Marlon.
I have my own identity as far as what I'm doing in terms of specials and what my skill set is.
I don't look at the next man.
I don't want to do what anybody's doing, what none of my peers or people before me.
I just want to do the best Marlin that i can and the marlin
that's so many different levels because i'm an actor i'm a writer i'm a producer i i do drama
i do comedy i do characters so i just i just be marlin and i feel like these are my best years
people have been watching me for 30 years it's hard to see somebody grow when they're in your
house every day it's when they go away and you yo, you shot up.
The weird part for me is people have been
watching me grow for 30 years and now
I'm finally at that
place where I feel
like I'm that dude. I'm shocked that you ain't
milking it. And what I mean by that is
you got this special good grief.
You could toy that for two years. You could have toyed any
of these specials for two years. Got
paid like a month, okay, and then did the special.
Yeah, but does that make me a great artist?
Or does it make me a better artist and a better writer
if I let material be disposable and create from what is new?
I can't hold on.
You can't hoard material.
You can't hoard life.
Life brings you so much drama every day.
I only got that much storage space.
So I want to hurry up and talk about this
cause I got so many other things to talk about.
There's so, I got a great special about my brothers
that I wanna do.
I got a called Ugly Baby.
I got my, I know my next three specials.
I got a special.
It's called Ugly Baby.
You can't just skit over it.
Like we got, please.
Who's Ugly Baby?
Me, I was Ugly Ass Baby.
That's my production company, is Ugly Baby Productions cause I was the ugly ass baby. That's made my production company's ugly baby production
because I was an ugly ass baby.
Sean was a pretty baby.
Okay.
I was ugly.
Sean, me and Sean used to have a two banger stroller.
And when they see Sean, they'd be like,
oh, that baby's so beautiful.
I want one.
And then I would move and they go, oh my God, what is that?
I think it's the afterbirth.
Wearing Oshkosh.
Damn.
Damn.
I was ugly baby.
So I talk about me being the youngest of all my brothers
and the journey of being the young Prince of Kings.
And it's a beautiful hour and a dedication
and a roast and toast of my brothers.
I'm going to do that one after.
See, I go, what's my story?
And then I'm going to do that one.
That's after I do my next one which is
gonna be either probably called Skittles
or Rainbow Child and it's about
what? Yes.
Wait before you go there how long were you ugly for?
How long were you ugly for?
Ugly baby. You can't rinse
all the ugly off you know. I got most
of it away. It's like
middle school not ugly.
I had a weird stage in middle school when your teeth get big and you start looking like a rabbit and your arms are long.
So ugly baby, ugly at the first lockers.
I was ugly as a baby.
Then I got cute at like six.
I was a bad little six-year-old.
Like, I was so pretty at six years.
I'm surprised.
Somebody, somebody.
I swear, I was, you know what I mean?
He be going too far. you know what I mean? He be going too far.
Real, he's like, I was.
Like sometimes, like one time I was watching Oprah
and I was watching Tyler and Tyler was talking about.
Yo, his documentary, his documentary that's coming out,
what he does is he talks about these dark things
in his life and then shows how he did it in Madea movies.
Brilliant.
When people see the doc, they gonna get it.
They gonna like, oh.
Brilliant, that's what I do with standup. I take the worst things i used to go what's funny about
pop culture what's funny about race what's funny that's that was wokeish that's the first time
i'm telling the joke i'm learning how to tell jokes and then and you know what it is i was like
i'm gonna tell some jokes but i'm gonna tell some truth and i talked about me getting caught cheating
on a boat because that happened and it messed my family up so i was like
what's funny about that and so that show grew into that and then the third one was like the slap
that wasn't about chris will and jada that was about my journey knowing all of them and all the
painful things that i went through in that situation and that god really is always an
individual experience for you.
Whatever happens in the world is really happening for you as an individual.
You never wanted to go back to the slap now that she wrote the book,
because I'm sure there's so much more material.
I could do four more hours on it after that tour she did.
But here's the thing.
Her book was amazing, though.
She talks about your brother in the book a lot, Kenan.
Kenan was dope.
My family has been nothing but love and positivity,
and Kenan used to always tell her how great she could be.
And Kenan had sit-downs with J-Lo.
Why do you think we are doing what we do?
Because Kenan put in our head, this is what you can do if you work toward it. You can be an undeniable force of nature.
He did.
Kenan's that dude.
And Jada is a friend.
And Will is a friend.
And Jada's more my friend than Will.
But I feel like this.
Everybody mind your business.
Everybody always in everybody's business.
Like, yo, social media has allowed people to creep into your business.
That's not your fucking business.
My life ain't your business.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's really not.
My jokes is your business.
What I let you see is my business.
But that's their marriage whatever they choose for their marriage and whatever they want to share great but it's
not for us to watch their life like tv this is people's lives so i'm i'm more um and i think
i did something right when i did my special because I didn't get no calls from Will.
I didn't get no calls from Jada.
I didn't get no calls from Chris.
And Jada just did this tour.
I didn't hear it.
She didn't have nothing.
She ain't dragging.
No, why?
Because Jada knows I love her.
Jada knows I came from love,
but she also knows that nigga crazy.
Marlon just, he off.
He just going to say what he going to say,
but it's always with love so you it's not about I wasn't being hateful angry or bitter I was just
telling funny truths ugly babies might be all for you to do cuz the brothers
gotta be there right so Keenan gotta be there, Damon gotta be there, Sean gotta be there
I'ma roast all them niggas that's not pressure them like actually sitting there watching you
no they ain't gonna be there I hope we do a tour together and i i get to do my set with about them with them there so i mean they they know i love
them and when i do it they gonna they know it's love it's gonna be truth it's gonna be funny
but it's gonna be love and then skittles or rainbow child is about my my daughter I have a daughter that transitioned into a son.
My daughter, Amai, is now Kai.
Truthful.
Yeah.
And so I talk about the transition.
Not her transition, their transition, but my transition as a parent going from ignorance and denial to complete unconditional love and acceptance.
And I think there's a lot of parents out there
that need to have that message.
And I know I'm dealing with it.
It was a very painful situation for me.
But man, it's one of the best, funniest hours
I probably could ever imagine.
I can't see your child come up to you and ask you
because you joke too much.
So I can see your child say,
Dad, I'm thinking of transitioning.
And I can just see you take nothing serious I always joke
they know I told my daughter us and I said nigga you transitioning to your
brother you look just like him I can't tell them anything on show like I swear
to God 23 and 21 but they're brilliant they They don't change. Brilliant. Most well-read. The smartest wins.
Smartest. Hands down.
My dude, my nigga.
I'm still working on the program.
I was about to ask you.
My nigga covered it all.
My nigga covered it all.
Five seconds ago, you had changed.
That covered it all.
They let me, you know, they know.
They know I love them. They see me trying. Do, do, they. They let me, you know, they know. They know I love her.
They see me trying
and like,
I'm happy.
It just fucks me up
when I say they.
I'm like,
it's two of you niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
Exactly.
But I gotta respect
their wishes,
right?
And,
and that takes,
as a parent,
I just want my kids
to be free.
I want them to be free
in spirit,
free in thought, free to be themselves. want them to be free in spirit free and thought free to
be themselves the more you know yourself the more you can govern yourself the
more you live your truth the happier your existence so if they can't get that
in the household with their father and their mother how the fuck do I send them
out into the world to with that kind of confidence right and i'm just so proud of them
for being them but that don't mean that they ain't got jokes are they ready for that do they approve
yeah they gotta prove the content i did this i did the set in front of i was at i i went this
thing for william morris and it was all these world leaders it was like people like it was
part of the government people that are five-star generals. And you did that shit?
Some CIA there.
There was people there.
Like, if I bombed, nigga, I would have been dead.
They would have killed me.
You would have found my body.
They would have poisoned me there.
It was that big of a crowd.
And I felt like, I want to do this set right here because it's important to me.
What's important to me?
Comedy.
What's important to me?
My children.
What do I love? And what's important to me. What's important to me? Comedy. What's important to me? My children. What do I love?
And what's important is change.
And so all you world leaders that's having this summit,
I want you to think about these people and this synapse
and how to be inclusive of this next generation.
Because I see a lot of gray hair here,
but these kids that we dealing with, they different.
And we can't have our old ways and expect to do new things.
That's fast.
So please embrace the new. When when you first said that the first
thing I thought I was like oh my god you say the wrong thing and it's like whoo
what's gonna happen next but thinking about it the way you just put it we need
like we need comedians to be able to do that type of thing absolutely because
laughter kind of opens up conversations but people you know people are scared
because I just got scared for you when you told when you just said it like I
wasn't even there watching it
but literally listening to you
I'm like
people will take things
they will twist things
they will misinterpret things
and you got world leaders
in the room
and all that stuff
but how do you think
comedy gets back to that?
I think it takes people like me
It is not bad
people are still scared
people like Chappelle
people like you know
Chris
you know people that
don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck I I don't give a fuck.
I said it.
I meant it.
If you cancel me, good.
I didn't want your ass in my show anyway.
Because real ones don't cancel you.
The people, when you say it, the people that love you,
they coming to your show and they bringing a friend.
So this cancel culture started when social media started.
Social media is not real people.
These are bots from other countries sitting behind computers,
taking away our first right as Americans, which is freedom of speech.
They're attacking us.
And we're so stupid that we pick up on it and the media picks up on it.
And then they make this a story.
And then now the corporations get scared and the people,
the sponsors get scared
and then they want to take away
your job, my job.
They want to take away our job
because they want to take away
our mouthpiece
because they want to kill
our freedom of speech
and we are all stupid sheep
that are following this damn thing
and I'm just like,
yo, fuck that.
I'm going to say what I got to say
because I know I'm saying it with love.
I miss the 70s when you could just say I
miss I like mild racism I do I love when a Puerto Rican talks a bad about a
Dominican it makes my day I like when they call them negrito sucio
yes because they are niggas it does feel like the world was a better place that's to me when everybody was more free with their speech, the world seemed like a better place.
Yes.
I think everybody bullshitting each other now.
I agree.
In the 90s, everybody was scared.
I say take it back to the block, man, and let's get back to laughing.
And I have a bit in my set that I'm going to do.
It's dark.
I have some dark jokes, but it's okay because I feel like if I'd say one day
a dark joke is going to save your life because you're going to be in a bad place in your life, and the only way one day a dark joke is gonna save your life,
because you're gonna be in a bad place in your life,
and the only way to get out of it
is to look at it and find humor and laugh your way out of it,
because depression is real.
I look at the, like when Will slapped Chris, I got scared.
Why?
Because I seen somebody snap.
I know mental issues, mental illness.
You put the world on you.
Check on your strong friends.
Check on your strong friends.
That was a snap moment.
I was like, oh.
He ain't laughed in a while.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
So we should be concerned.
Instead of frying people, it's like, hey, dude, are you good?
Like, we don't, people go through things and we put so much on us,
but you don't know how I'm feeling inside.
You know what I mean?
And sometimes, like, you joking with him.
Yo, you be like, not now.
But part of you is like, yeah, that's good.
I need that.
I need that.
He don't stop, though. That's the problem. Oh, he don't stop. But party was like yeah, that's good. I need I need that I need you to do something dark
Come on
You and he's white collar crimes. I mean some
Come on your name's Charlemagne.
You're going to do some gang stuff.
Shoot somebody.
Now, what about when you got into the situation at United Airlines?
What did he wear in that?
Them niggas.
He said you like a little bit of mild racism.
But it was.
But see, that was targeting, right?
If I'm a first class customer, I went on the plane.
I was minding my business.
I had a hat on, so he didn't know it was me plane i was minding my business i had a hat on so he didn't
know it was me you know i had i was minding my business i had my three bags one was empty
because just in case i get an asshole like him that goes you got to put that bag with that bag
or i use that bag to take my clothes when i'm going from show to the hotel so he's like he
had three bags like you can't come on here with three bags i said
listen i'm first class he goes i don't care what class you're in you can't come on with those three
bags i said okay cool she goes you're gonna have to you're gonna have to condense those so i took
the bag i complied it's all on video i complied i said cool i said and then he looks at the bag goes
look i said now it's two bags he goes yeah well now that bag looks a little big we're gonna have to check that i looked at this nigga i said i looked at my ticket i said see now you just
fucking with me i grabbed my ticket and i walked on the plane he tried to jump on my back i just
went like this yeah and he fell off to the ground looking silly and goofy and i went on the plane
he tried to jump on your back i jumped my back jump on my back, and I just was like, whatever, and I didn't push nothing.
He tried to say I assaulted him.
The cops was like, yeah.
The police didn't cite that, though.
Yeah, they was like, this is not, sir, for your,
clearly this is not assault.
But he watched the video and all that.
Yeah, he watched the video.
But they went and they got me off the plane.
I didn't make no funk, no nothing.
Can I talk to you, sir?
Sir, I comply.
I talked to them, and they was like, you know, he wants to press a charge.
And I'm like, how does he get to press charges on me when I didn't do anything?
He was messing with me, and I was being harassed.
And so I didn't like it.
And so what I did was I used my mouthpiece.
I used my social media to be like, yo, this is unfair.
And they watched the footage, then and the denver uh
city uh district attorney they saw it and it was like yeah this is nonsense they dismissed the case
united owes me some compensation because their human resources called me up and try to defend
their policy well you know you can't have three bags bitch i didn't have three bags. Bitch, I didn't have three bags. I condensed it to two.
You can't.
I said, what happens when the customer is always right?
I said, y'all treat me like I did something bad.
And I have not gotten compensation.
I'm like, yo, I got white on them.
I was like, I'm going to write a letter to the CEO.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to DM.
I'm going to DM the CEO. Dear Mr. United Airlines.
But even after they realized who you were.
He didn't DM me back, but you know, it's cool.
They still didn't like, like, what are you? So I know that in the filing that you recently filed, you talked about like, there's arrows pointed to all the white people that were able to get on the plane.
Yes.
Before you were able to, right?
With three bags.
Exactly. Right. In your filing. What are you looking for from this? Like, what's justice for you in this situation? to all the white people that were able to get on the plane before you were able to, right? With three bags. Exactly, right?
And you're filing.
What are you looking for from this?
Like, what's justice for you in this situation?
I don't know something.
First of all, they made me miss a show.
Two shows.
And I hate that.
And there was a lot of disgruntled fans.
And I get sad for them.
I'm like, you know, whoever missed that show,
y'all need to go send those people on a free trip somewhere.
You need to gather all those people up. It was like i don't know 700 people gather those people up and give them free
vouchers somewhere that's first and foremost and then i don't know we'll talk about me y'all owe
me some money and uh i should know i should be first class for life they should give me a seat
when they're playing
in the back of the damn uh first class i want to not be not the first not the first one
i hate that i hate it why do you why do you even do that
i like that um so when i sit first class up and that i put my feet on the wall
and then but i feel real real suspect doing that and the thing about
it's uncomfortable it's good It's good as fuck.
And then, yeah, so, yeah, I mean, they owe me some compensation.
They owe me some talk.
It was unfair, and it's unfortunate.
I stopped dragging the airline, and then they just kept getting in trouble by themselves.
So I just, you know, I hope it gets remedied.
I'm not trying to go to war.
I just, I go to war for what's right.
And that was definitely wrong.
And I stood up for myself.
You know, I'm not a troublemaker.
I talked to you.
I'm not a troublemaker.
I don't get in trouble.
I'm not that dude.
I don't get rowdy.
If I get in a fight, I want you to know,
I really felt threatened.
I really felt threatened.
Because I know how to fight. You look like you bulked I really felt threatened because I know how to fight.
You look like you bulked up too, man.
I know how to fight.
I do my Muay Thai.
I can throw.
So I'm only going to do it if I feel threatened
or if you feel like my family's threatened.
Other than that, or you hit me.
Now we got to fight.
But other than that, I could walk away, man.
I'd rather shake your hand and keep it love.
Hey, man, it's all good.
My bad.
I didn't mean to step on your Jordans. about you know what you would hear over to some of
them all and you ain't sweat one time but now it's the fall and you sweating I
don't understand it's this room it's the hot seat yeah this woman asked me Angela
she she asked me all these questions about United Airlines and the white man and they in the air.
What, they want to crash my plane?
You know what I mean?
I get nervous.
Then you ask me about Skittles.
I'm no joke, baby.
I'm joking.
I was breaking the stories.
You say Angela Shee like that's not her pronoun.
You're respecting her pronoun or something.
No, but I ask you about these because I was.
Your hands is lotion-y.
They're good.
It's a good lotion, too.
I'll put all of you on that.. He said, I'm proud of you.
Yeah, because sometimes they be, like, lotiony, but dry.
Hers is, like, really nice.
It's a good temperature moisture, too, yeah.
But no, I was asking about that because...
You use Nivea.
No, it's not Nivea.
It's a little...
Palmer's cocoa butter.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
I was saying that I was asking about this because when the...
Ladies, if your man...
Oh, God.
I ain't fucking with you....have dry hands and he's in your presence, you don't love that nigga.
No, that mean he works hard.
You ain't going to be like, boo, come here and get some lotion off your hands and put it on this part of his hand.
If you are sitting there with your lady.
That's that ashy.
You don't know.
And no, I'm not dating nobody that ashy.
She from Delaware.
I don't believe that.
First of all.
I date people sometimes with ugly feet.
I just make them wear socks.
No.
When we do it, wear socks.
It's all good.
The whole time?
I don't want to see them feet.
Marlon Wayans, man.
I was going to say check him out this weekend,
but the shows are sold out, so what are you going to do?
Oh, I'm going to be New Year's.
I'm going to be in Atlanta.
Roxy.
At the Roxy.
Come rock with me.
And then I'm going to be in Portland on December, I think, 17th.
I'm at a club in Portland.
Nobody got any information.
Just go to MarlonWayansOfficial.com.
Yeah, MarlonWayans official.com and for more information uh Good Grief will be out Mother's Day um on Amazon and uh and it's
releasing on Mother's Day yeah I'm I'm and I thank y'all audience for for rocking with me I promise
you y'all y'all watch me for 30 years my best years are ahead of me I've been a star 30 years
superstardom we're gonna sell out these stadiums.
That's what we're trying to do. Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Marlon Wayans.
We appreciate you. You're a good brother. People don't
know, but you're a good brother. I love you, my guy.
We ain't mean to hot seat you.
No, you good. It's every time I'm
on here, he knows.
I don't know what he's going to say. He got old
beef and issues with me. No, I don't.
Ever since I called you multicolored, you got beef and issues with me. What don't ever since i called you multicolored you got beef and issues with me what'd you call them he started was i minding
my business you was minding you you started joe budden started you i gotta go on his show
he started with me he started with me i'm online he's like marlon wayne's is not funny i said well
hold on hold on for no reason what well a nigga with one song gonna talk to me.
I know who that
is didn't say something to me.
Oh, let me get
me and Rice and Fred on the
fucking phone.
So we went at it, man.
We went at it.
But that was then. Now I'm
over it. We all grown, and I'm man. So, I mean, but that was then. You know, now I'm over. We all grown.
And I'm proud of everybody doing their thing, making their money.
People don't need to see us fight.
People need to see us fight.
And people need to see us heal and make up.
Because I think black people, we need to learn to move differently.
Let's stop holding these grudges.
Stop building bridges and stop burning them and keep them burnt.
We burn down our bridges.
And that's what fucks our community up.
We have a bunch of great people to support each other.
We need to talk more.
We need to heal more.
And we need to do more business together.
It's time.
One of my favorite things to watch is you and Omar Epps' relationship.
Oh, that's my brother.
We writing something special right now.
When y'all did that daily show together, I was like, man,
I don't know if people saw that interview in particular.
It was something special about that conversation between y'all on the daily show.
That was super special.
That's my brother.
I love that man to death.
And, you know, we still, you know, like uncles to each other's kids.
And, you know, today we writing projects together.
And, you know, I'm just so proud of him and you
know what's funny is they don't know how funny omar is people don't know omar epps he's funny
like he did stand up one day in my house and he was so funny in your house yeah it was like
quarantine and we just had like 40 people over we wasn't really quarantined you told me one time i
couldn't sell out a living room oh wow but was wrong now look at you I'll come to your show how about that I'm gonna come to your show
I'll come to your podcast I will did you do the daily shot ago yeah I did last week you had fun
I had a good time it was a good good good like playing with the warriors
aren't they great yeah like. Like that system works.
It's like all you got to do is spot up, shoot, bow.
Yeah.
All right, good.
I'm glad you had a good time.
I had a great time doing it.
But Omar, great dude.
He's funny.
And what people don't really know about me is I have a really dramatic side.
I'm a really strong, dramatic actor.
And so one day we're going to do a comedy
with drama in it together. And that's what we're writing right now. It's going to be beautiful.
Salute to Omar. Well, we appreciate you, brother.
I appreciate you.
All good.
Marlon Wayans.
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