The Breakfast Club - INTERVIEW: Ms. Pat On Diddy's Baby Oil, Ozempic, Charlamagne's Politics + More
Episode Date: September 20, 2024The Breakfast Club Sits Down With Ms. Pat To Discuss Diddy's Baby Oil, Ozempic, Her Plans For Charlamagne's Entering Into Politics. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club. Jess is on maternity leave, and we got Lauren LaRosa filling in, of course.
And we got a special guest and family to the room. She's back, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pat.
Hey! Good morning, Miss Pat.
Good morning. You know, I was looking forward to seeing your ass,
because I just knew you were going to be shining up like you just left Diddy house
He done put on lotion like four times
Baby!
You know what I didn't think about that
He look like he stop at the airport and some old nigga shine his face up
Every morning
Like an old pair of black shoes
When that thousand bottles of baby oil came out
I was like, Charlemagne?
That's the first thing you thought of? Charlemagne? Cause he be all up bottles of my baby oil came out i was like chalamet i was like perfect about that damn shit doing the um pandemic and he had it ready too boy
you think he was using it for nefarious means that he just buys them both i don't know if
all i know i'm a hey i'm gonna say this because this worked for OJ. Look, he was black and he was ashy.
So you telling me there can't be no black man have no thousand bottles of
bath.
I just bought a sale of three boxes of bath and body work.
You going to tell me I can't keep stuff to refresh my booty hole around my
house?
A thousand bottles though?
Well, sometimes your Sam card will make you do that shit.
but if it was Vaseline,
I might believe it
because you had that Vaseline
in the house.
But baby oil is like,
that's specific.
Let me say this to you.
And lubricant now.
When you get a certain amount of money,
you don't use Vaseline no more.
You use baby oil.
That petroleum clogs your skin.
Really?
Yes.
That's what they saying.
I don't know.
I use both.
But I'm just saying. You use baby oil to like the moisturize? I don't know how you both but I'm just
saying you use baby order like the moisturizer oh you know baby oh oh yeah
I'm like gold bond the lotion oh we know nigga I'm surprised you got a bond why
y'all be this is a big show you started you started you came in because i thought about your face
nigga i always look like a walking dildo
you know well i mean he has 700 it wasn't true about the 700 dildos
i seen that too but i didn't want to know who was in charge of Diddy House of Dicks for real.
They say, Diddy, the Charlemagne Dick missing.
Can you imagine that conspiracy charge?
Wait till everybody start getting called in on conspiracy.
Somebody had to go buy the dildos, Ms. Pat.
I would have bought a dildo. I'm an assistant. I'm not going buy the dildos. I would about a deal though. I'm an assistant
I'm not gonna ask him what he needs. I got a gay daughter. She she got a shoe box about 40 of them bitches
No, I found it. I fell out the closet
I want to know who job was it to wash them deal dough?
Did my daughter put us in a dishwasher? So I mean I got
Your dishes her in a dishwasher. So I got four dishwashers. Wait, wait, wait. Dishwasher where your dishes go?
You got a dick washer.
She put the dildos
in the dishwasher?
Yeah, lesbians put their dildos. They soak them in essence salt
so they can get the strength back.
And then they stick them.
Wow.
Stop laughing.
You know, you soak them to get the elastic back tight.
Oh, my goodness.
This is my last minute.
So you opened up your dishwasher one time and you just see the dicks?
No, it was her dishwasher.
And them dicks was right there next to the plate.
Does she have multiple or she washes her regular dishes?
She got multiple.
My daughter keep dicks on deck.
That's right.
Yeah.
I don't know why they want cold dicks.
I need somebody
my titties
but more power to them
you said you got in trouble
last time you came here
you're ugly
I ain't blaming on
somebody else
it's your ass
no it's not it's you
I didn't even get
the whole story right
I ain't got in fucking trouble
I don't wear viral
you know I don't like
going viral
then first thing people
want to say she fat
let me tell y'all
motherfuckers something I came into this business fat and I'm like going viral. Then first thing people want to say, she fat. Let me tell y'all motherfuckers something. I came into
this business fat and I'm probably gonna
die fat. Leave me alone.
All y'all ever say is I'm fat. I know
I'm fat. I put my
drawers on and off. I see
how the Alaska has scratched out.
I know what I am and I'm okay.
Are you sure they calling you fat or they just might
be misspelling your name on Instagram? Fuck you.
I can't stand this old chest cap.
So a zipping is big.
Has anybody, have you ever said, I'm going to try it? I tried a zipping.
It messed up my gallbladder.
I had to go get my gallbladder taken out.
No, bro.
How long ago was this?
About a couple, about last year, I got my gallbladder.
My stomach kept hurting, and
I wasn't losing no weight anyway. You know,
my whole family on those zimpies. We still
do do-dash. So you was early in the
zimpie wave.
My hubba be passing gas and shit,
and he got out for it because the gas won't
let up. So, but my husband lost a lot
of weight on those zimpies. He did.
I said to Mara, I got to go walking.
I got to do something.
Did the doctor tell you why?
Ain't no doctor told me shit.
Ain't no doctor told me that.
I just sometimes I feel like I need to lose weight.
Just a couple rows so my vagina can breathe.
Did your husband get the Zympic neck and head?
You know, when they lose the weight and it looks different?
No.
What neck? What are you talking about? You never seen that? When people lose weight on those Zympic, when they lose the weight and it looks different no what neck what are you talking about you never seen that when people lose weight on those zimp it
you're like you're the way you lose weight you look different no yeah i've seen a lot of them
looking different i just left the emmys and there was a lot of zipping bodies on that damn red carpet
i was like i need to get back on this shit these people looking like french fries walking around
the smoke how you be feeling when you be at the emys, Ms. Pat? Like, when you be there, you be like, damn, I done worked so hard, and I'm here now?
You know what?
My show is on BET and BET+.
So I do sit back and say, you know, I got to pat myself on the shoulder.
I'm the first one to ever get an Emmy nomination for BET or BET+.
Wow.
And then I'm sitting in the room with such great shows.
You know, I'm probably the smallest network in there, but I'm sitting in the room with such great shows you know I'm not I'm probably the smallest
network in there but I'm there and I've been going back for the last three years for my show
so I'm thankful you know I don't need a trophy to certify that I know what the fuck I'm doing
or I'm good I made a great show I don't need nobody patting me on the back because I always
look at the audience each year I get get renewed they tell me I'm the shit
I don't need no trophy they're gonna go home
and fade and tell me how
good I am. It's the third nomination for the show
the third nomination. Clearly somebody at the Emmys
is a fan. Now people are watching it
I mean I gotta say
it's for the same
white director but I
will say this cause people are like why she keep
getting nominated every year she's been nominated,
at least two. That was
Jordan's episode, and he got
sick, and she took it over,
and she got the nomination.
No! Wow.
Someone's wrong with it. Second time he had
COVID. I think both times was COVID.
Every time she took over that
episode for him, she got nominated for an
Emmy. Wow. So it has a lot to do with that episode for him, she got nominated for an Emmy. Wow.
So it has a lot to do with the episode, too.
The episodes are pretty strong.
It is what it is. Do you see the difference
in the episodes when Jordan shoots and when she shoots?
Or is it that much of a
difference where she keeps getting nominated?
Uh-oh.
I don't know. I don't know.
She's way more experienced than Jordan.
I do think it has a lot to do with the episode itself, too.
You know, because they've been working together so long, you know, she's taught him a lot.
Because she's been in the business for over 30, probably 30, 40 years.
And I'm quite sure he brought in some new stuff and showed her, too.
So I just think, you know, I think it has a lot to do with the director but also the episode that gets nominated
got you and you back on tour hot and flashy tour hot and flashy yes what i mean is that like a play
on hot flashes no it's kind of but i'm high and flashy don't you think you know i'm 52 sometime
53 so you know it's it's all about i do have a few menopause jokes on this tour but the whole
tour is not about going through menopause and it's something i think women should not be ashamed
to talk about you know when you hear the word menopause and it's something I think women should not be ashamed to talk about you know when you
hit a road menopause you oughta madly think we drying out DJ envy I'm not dry
I piss slowly so I'm always some type of way For what reason was that need to be told?
To let you know, black ass, I still got them juices flowing.
Thank you.
No baby all needed.
No baby all needed for this right here. Why did you say 52, sometimes 53?
It's according to what chair I'm sitting in.
God damn.
The first thing Fitzpatrick said, I'm glad y'all got rid of them ugly ass chairs we used to have.
They was hurting my back.
Oh my God.
I was so sick of them fucking prom chairs.
It was black baby shower vibes.
Yes.
Yes.
It's so ugly.
They was so ugly.
And I'm surprised these fans didn't call up and tell y'all how emasculated you looked in them.
We look gay?
Wait, you think that's what made them look gay?
You're up here trying to use big words.
They say we look gay, bitch.
Charlamagne said he was Black Kings.
He said he was Black Kings in those chairs.
That's not how it looked?
That was emasculation.
Emasculated.
You know what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, I heard you.
I got you.
Thank you.
Plus, you had all that fucking baby oil on you,
slipping out that chair every morning.
I never wore no baby oil.
Nigga, you be shining.
You look dry today.
But I think the only reason why you dry
is because they found all your evidence at Pub.
He done changed it up now.
Now he got a different oil now.
He got some different lube on.
You really stopped to go put some oils on?
Okay, so show us.
When he talks you through it, how does it go?
Let's see. Oh, my God. Go ahead. You look like Kurt Frank and Ruth. Okay, so show us when he talks you do it. How does it go? Let's see
Go ahead. You look like Kurt Frank
You talk him through it get them lips Don't you put no Vaseline on. Wait, that's a really clogged pores? I think black people will really be upset to hear that.
No, it's good for your feet.
I don't know.
Just use what you got.
You remember how your mama used to put all that Vaseline in the sock
and stick her feet in there and sleep overnight?
She'd wake up with socks on her feet feeling like baby ass.
My grandma never did that.
We did baby powder.
I can see what you're saying because they do something like that
when you go to the nail salon.
Yeah, they put your feet.
Well, my mother and my mother-in-law used to slip Vaseline in a sock and slip your feet in there let them soak all night long
really yeah and they get feet be feeling so good you kiss them man that's right that sounds like
i might feel good now yeah you should try yeah stick your lip in the sock stick your lip in a
sock overnight that's crazy you know how asking your mouth gotta be if somebody said stick your
lip in a sock overnight?
Nigga, you was a little dry
before you went on that
to that little pocketbook
you got over there.
Now, you getting to season five?
Oh, we looking good.
We looking good.
They better.
Yeah, they better.
They better, they better.
Tyler just did a lifetime deal,
so he gonna be making
other shows over there.
He made a lifetime deal?
Yes.
No, a lifetime,
at lifetime.
Oh, really? Yeah, I thought I saw that. Tyler got my 9,000 damn deal. Yes. No, a lifetime. At lifetime. Really?
Yeah, I thought I saw that.
Tyler got my 9,000 damn deal.
I love me some Tyler Perry.
What are they waiting on
to renew the show?
Oh, we looking good.
I'm going to just say that.
We looking good.
We looking good.
I think everything
is going to be all right.
I'm in the second season
of Miss Pat Seltzer,
which came on last night,
the Judge Show.
Okay.
You ever see the Judge Show?
I have seen it.
Yeah, it's really good.
I see the commercials
all the time. You don't see shit. But I've seen your tweets. Yeah, it's really good. I see the commercials all the time.
You don't see shit.
But I've seen your tweets.
You be tweeting during the show.
I see your tweets sometimes.
I know he don't watch no fucking TV.
You know, he pick his friends.
I watch your show.
Which one?
The Miss Pat Show.
How many times?
A lot.
It can come on all the time in reruns, but I watch it on BET Plus.
Okay, well, I appreciate that.
What you looking at me like that for?
I really do like Miss Pat Show.
Well, I'm glad you do
I don't know how you keep a straight face with the court Shook
court Shook so fucking funny
but you know the cases are real
and the people are real and I don't see any case
before they bring it to me I just tell them
let me see just bring the case in there
and it be the wildest shit
no like real like these are
real cases I thought those were actors
no you might see they might be people who went viral on social media these are like real cases i thought those were actors no you might see they
might be people who went viral on social media okay but they be real cases and we give away
real money so to do with the siblings with the with the one gay sibling and the girl and the
brother that was all real too yeah that was all real too yeah my favorite cases are the one the
lady who got out the feds the two bitches was arguing about the feds they was in the feds and
one of them did some work for and, and she was suing her.
Her name was Shay Shay.
She showed her ass.
She showed her ass.
Boy, I was in there hollering.
I was hollering.
Why you ain't did Shay Shay yet, speaking of Shay Shay?
Shay Shay who?
Club Shay Shay.
Oh, I'm not going to tell on nobody.
I'm doing a breakfast club.
We're going to take it easy around this bitch.
You ain't going to have nobody trying to cancel me.
You ain't putting me in no Illuminati.
Plus, I don't know shit.
I'm the wrong person to interview unless you want to hear how I used to sell dope.
And I've already told that story.
I don't got no story on nobody.
I don't go to no Hollywood party.
I don't know what pink cocaine is.
I don't know why this nigga's lips be shiny.
I don't know shit.
I'm the wrong person.
I mind my business and go to TJ Maxx in public. I don't get in this Hollywood shit. I'm in time. You invited me somewhere and I ain't know shit. I'm the wrong person. I mind my business and go to TJ Maxx in public.
I don't get in this Hollywood shit.
I'm in time.
You invited me somewhere and I ain't coming.
I ain't never invited you nowhere.
I don't go nowhere.
He don't go nowhere either.
I'm going to your hometown, South Carolina, tomorrow.
I heard.
Yeah, Charleston.
What venue?
I don't know.
Oh, let me look it up.
Yeah, look it up.
You watched the debate?
I did watch the debate.
But what did you think?
Y'all, let me...
I think Trump is a damn fool.
And I liked her policy.
One thing that really sticks out about me,
and I'm not a very political person,
is the whole thing about the rights with the woman body.
Even though my tubes are tied and I'm empty on the inside
and I'm not fighting for my pussy, I'm fighting for everybody
else's pussy. Who are you to tell me that I
can't have an abortion? Who are you to tell me
to do it?
It's real what she's saying.
It's funny, man.
I'm fighting for your pussy.
I'm fighting for your pussy. My pussy is over.
I love you being on the front lines for my pussy.
That's your pussy. I can't have no kids.
My shit have been burned, died, and laid to the side.
So I'm fighting for you.
And nobody should have a right to tell us what we can do with our body.
Not only that, not only that, nobody ever say anything about dicks.
You know, you want to tell us we can't have no kids.
Well, what are we going to do with all these soft dicks running around America?
Huh?
Well, I want a law for that.
Are you going to cut them
off and fry them?
Grits and dicks is crazy.
That's insane.
That sounds good,
don't it?
Mouth water.
Mouth water.
He said mouth water.
Who's mouth is water
in Charlemagne?
Charlemagne said mouth water.
Jesus Christ.
Who?
No,
I ain't looking over there no more.
They ain't been
till this year.
Charleston Music Hall,
that's where you gonna be at.
Yes.
Friday.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Doors open at 6 o'clock.
Tonight, this is Friday.
Tonight, tonight.
Yeah, tonight.
I'll be there tonight,
so make sure y'all
get y'all tickets.
So that's how I feel,
you know,
and I do like some of her
other policies too,
but I'm just, you know,
I can't do Trump,
so I don't even care what your policy is. I just can't do
Trump. And I don't knock people for doing
Trump, because I have a lot of fans
who support Trump. And my
thing with politics is I respect
you, so respect
me. That's all that I ask. When I'm
rocking my shit, you rock your shit.
You know, people get mad when people have on Trump gear.
They bought that shit from China, just like these wigs and braids came
from China hey hey just to cover our heads it don't mean shit in the end so I
respect people do you talk politics on stage no I don't talk politics I'm not
dividing the audience like that all I would say is get out and vote cuz too
many people before us died so we can have this right you know like you know I
just moved into my house and I love telling this story.
Thank you.
It took,
ooh, Lord have mercy.
Long time.
Make a long story short,
this guy,
my son said,
Mom, I know this guy
that do really good gutters.
The guy showed up, y'all.
And, you know,
I'm standing in front
of this big ass house,
15,000 square feet.
Here come this little white dude
through the bushes
and didn't realize,
I don't think he realized
we were black,
cross-eyed as fuck,
with a Make America Great hat on and saw six
fat niggas and just stopped. And I said,
come on up here. Give me your quote.
He had the best quote and did a hell of a
job. And people's like, you hire him
with a Make America Great hat on? I said, bitch, you
better hire him too because your gutters are hanging
and he got the best price. I said, just look
over that hat and get this deal.
He did it by himself? He worked by himself? He had another
guy with him, but he did like six of my black friends' houses.
I bet you the other guy was Mexican, too.
No, he was black because he killed himself after the third job.
Killed himself.
Well, that's what he said.
I don't know.
The man went missing, so now he by himself.
Oh.
Yeah, so I don't care.
Wait, what?
Contractors always got something with them.
Huh?
People that work on houses always got some stories with them.
Like, this man just went missing and now he's dead.
Yeah, they say he said he
tried to commit suicide. I didn't get into it.
All I was trying to do was write my check and pay for my gutter
because I don't want to have no witness to that shit.
I don't know why this man. All I know is the gutter is
upright and will my warranty
work since you still alive? That's all I
want to know. I mind my business.
Is it true that your sister-in-law died at the Super Bowl?
Yes. What? She did.
What happened? Well, first of all, sorry, but...
Yeah.
You don't...
You don't like your sister-in-law?
Boy, Ms. Pat, you crazy.
Why are you upset that you said sorry?
What just happened? Did I miss it?
I'm new in the room. Did I miss it?
Boy, Ms. Pat, you some mouth.
You hear me?
So,
I went to the Super Bowl when the Falcon falcon played the patron and i'm a big ass falcon fan everybody know that i'm big ass i'll be
fucking you you long lip bastard fucking neck looking like my vagina but anyway um i go to
the falcon games and my uh Falcon games, and we winning.
We winning.
And I was like, oh, the Falcons need to slow down.
They just going too fast.
And the Patriots fans are beginning to leave.
Around the third quarter start, these motherfuckers started to come back.
I get a phone call from my husband while I'm at the game.
I'm like, what's wrong?
I'm in the bathroom pacing.
Come on, Falcon.
Don't let them come back.
My husband's like, my sister just had a heart attack.
She going to the hospital. And I'm like, excuse my French, y'all. I on, Falcon. Don't let him come back. My husband's like, my sister just had a heart attack. She going to the hospital.
And I'm like, excuse my French, y'all. I love
my sister. I'm like, at the time, I was in
state of shock. I was like, I don't give a fuck.
The Falcon's about to lose the fucking Super Bowl.
You said that to your husband?
Yeah. And I hung up the phone.
So as the game went on,
you know the Falcon's lost.
And so he called me back and said, she passed.
And as he's saying that I walk out the door
of the fucking
stadium and channel 5 is right
there for my ladder. What do you think about the
Falcons? I was like I don't give a fuck.
And I started cussing because I was
so mad. At her
death or at the loss? At the loss.
Which loss? The Falcons.
What are you talking about about what did your husband say
when you got home
I just
I wrote a bit about it
and I said
you know
the Falcons killed
my sister-in-law
cause they did
she was cheering
and they said
she choked on some chicken
I hope you didn't
speak at the funeral
no I went to the funeral
and everybody had
on Falcons gear
I said this don't seem right
her son told her her casket with Falcons shit on I was like No, I went to the funeral and everybody had on falcon gear. I said, this don't seem right.
Her son toted her casket with falcon shit on.
I was like, they killed your mama.
Man.
I'm not lying. Stop it, man.
I'm not lying.
It's because she was a big fan, though.
Oh, my God, yo.
They was all big fans, but they were toting her casket and they had on Michael Vick jerseys
and shit.
I'm like, this don't seem right. That's like being
at the Cole Simpson funeral and everybody got OJ jerseys
on. That's not the same.
It wouldn't be. Yes, it would.
That's not the same.
Because OJ didn't get convicted for killing her.
He lost in civil war.
The Falcon killed her. She was watching
the game in front of all of us. They was at the hospital
calling back to see what the score was
before they announced her passing.
So she passed.
They killed my sister-in-law, the Falcons.
And you're still a fan?
Yeah, I ain't dead.
But I'm a diehard fan.
I'm Atlanta. You better be careful saying diehard
fan. Oh, God, Miss Palin.
Well, you know, I tell them all the time, when you're a Falcon fan,
every Falcon season
I get diabetes
because they fuck up my sugar level.
Do not blame that on the Falcons.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Solomon, you the only black nigga I know that get away with calling me fat all the time.
I didn't even call you fat.
I did not say anything about it.
You said she had high blood pressure. I did not say anything. He just said he had high blood pressure.
I did not say that.
It's the way you said it.
Do not blame that.
The emphasis.
I did not say that.
He the one came over that big back bitch, ain't he?
No.
Yes, it was.
Yeah, big back.
That was him.
Big back.
Yeah, that was him.
Listen, what happened?
What was the fallout after the last time you left the show when people was upset with you
back in Atlanta?
Oh, they said I was angry
but I wasn't angry because I one part that I left out is I had a two-year contract I mean a two-day
contract but I went into work five days a week so three days a week I gave that station free
work just because I wanted to build a morning show I wasn't angry I just in this business you know
shit ends just you know you ain't got to be dirty I don't know how I just, in this business, you know, shit ends. Just, you know, you ain't got to be dirty.
I don't know how to deal with dirty people.
Where I'm from, if you dealing with a dirty motherfucker, you usually fight them.
But you can't.
I got a little money now.
They'll sue me.
I can't hit people.
Yeah.
So, you know, he didn't really say anything back.
And I wasn't going to go back and forth.
I said how I felt.
And they know how I felt. And it was go back and forth. I said how I felt, and they know how I felt,
and it was low down and dirty.
I'm not nice.
I wasn't going to be nice about it,
because that's the only person that I ever felt like did me dirty.
And I left it as that.
But I'm still thriving.
You can't stop me.
I mean, I'm not going to argue with no DJ.
You winning out here.
Yeah, I'm winning.
I'm not going to argue with no fucking DJ.
If you lose that job, you got to go to Macon.
By the way, I only asked you that question because I thought you was going to say something nice. I I'm not going to argue with no fucking DJ. If you lose that job, you got to go to Macon. By the way,
I only asked you that question because I thought you was going to say something nice.
I thought you was going to try to clean it up. Did you really?
Yes, I did not ask you that for that. Did you really? Yes, I did.
Yeah.
You can't really worry about what people think about you when you do
what you do. Because I always said, if you ain't
got no haters, then there's something wrong with you.
That's right. You know, I read y'all comments all
the time, and they hate you, Charlemagne.
But you come in here every
morning, and you win.
They call you gay.
They say you ugly. They say you shiny.
He's a gaslighter. He hates black women.
He hates black women.
And I know you don't hate black women.
Out of everything you just heard, that's the only one that you
cleared up.
Why you sound like Mr. just now?
You sound like Mr. You're gay You sound like Mr. You're gay.
You're ugly. You're black.
You're shiny.
You're not needed.
You're built like a troll.
I've heard
all kind of shit. Your Anna
Apple ain't real.
You know what she cleared up was what?
But you do love black women.
I do think you do love black women.'s the one Jesus Oh my God man
I do think you do love black women
I do
That's all I know
And I love when I look up
And I see you all over the place
Talking about the world
I just told somebody
I got this whole vision about you
And I don't know if it's gonna come true
But I really think you're gonna run for Congress
I can see you in politics
Really?
God gave me that vision for you
I can see you in politics And I really think that vision for you i can see you in politics and i
really think that's where you're headed i can't wait huh can you imagine all the gay lovers that's
gonna stop popping now and all the things they're gonna be lbg qtv
oh i received that whatever god showed you for me i received it i really think that's where you're
gonna end up and i mean and you will be a good one you will be you you remind me. I received it. I really think that's where you're going to end up. I mean, and you will be a good one.
You will be.
You remind me of Andrew Gillum.
I'm not talking to Ms. Pat no more.
Ms. Pat.
There's really no vision.
You just said no.
Ms. Pat said that.
I'm not talking to Ms. Pat no more today.
I'm sitting here like, dang, she a prophet.
I can see that. Go see Ms not talking to Miss Pat no more today. I'm sitting here like, dang, she a prophet. I can see that.
Miss Pat.
Go see Miss Pat on the hot and flashy tour.
Miss Pat.
I love Miss Pat.
Miss Pat, I appreciate you for joining us.
I appreciate y'all.
I like that tea.
Let me read my day.
I need to hit the floor, Denny.
Oh, my God.
All right, y'all.
September 20th, Charleston, North Carolina.
Alabama, September 21st
Fort Lauderdale
Orlando
Tampa
Buffalo
I will be here in New York
On
What date?
I'm coming
November 8th
Oh that's my birthday month
November 8th
I will be at the
Oh that's
Friday
What's the big thing here?
The town hall
I'll be at town hall
Can we really go
For my birthday?
Please y'all
Come Pittsburgh
Richmond St. Louis, Oakland.
Come on out and get these tickets for the Hot and Flashy Tour.
Because I'm going to have you on the floor like I just did Andrew Gillum.
I mean, shout out to my family.
Go to MissPatComedy.com, man, so you can go see the other dates.
It's Miss Pat.
We appreciate you, Miss Pat.
I appreciate everything y'all do.
Wake that ass up. In the morning appreciate you, Ms. Pat. I appreciate everything. It's the Breakfast Club. Come on. Wake that ass up.
Early in the morning.
The Breakfast Club.