The Breakfast Club - INTERVIEW: Ms. Pat Talks Healing Through Her Show, Getting Fired From Radio, Marriage + More

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

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Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Go to hell, y'all. They'll grease up like a first-year school black kid. And she's back. Miss Pat is here, ladies and gentlemen. She don't even know introduction. She just came in firing. Miss Pat is here. Good morning. It's season four of the Miss Pat Show on BET+. Welcome back, Miss Pat. Thank you, girl.

Thank you. Miss Pat keeping the lights on at BET. You hear me? I don't know why y'all keep lying on me. Tyler Perry's over there. I'm just over there sweeping the floor. Oh, yeah. I forget Tyler over there. Well, Tyler and Ms. Pat.

Well, I was going to say Ms. Pat sweeping the floor, but I'm glad to be season four. I'm glad. Absolutely. How you feeling? I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great. I'm just doing TV and I'm doing a tour. I'm starting my second theater tour called Hot and Flashy.

Go on sale tomorrow. Why is it flashy? Mind your business because I'm grown. I'm just asking questions, Pat. Why is it hot and flashy? Because I'm hot and flashy. Why is you greased up like a condom about to go over your head?

Walking up here looking like a walking, walking here you look like a dildo. Walking up here looking like a walking, walking, you look like a dildo. Why you looking like that? Oh my God, God. You see that? Why your head

grease up like that? A used dildo too. A used one. I don't do dildos, but keep talking. I don't need them fake eyelashes and a wig.

What makes this show so successful, Ms. Pat? Because it's truthful. People can relate to it. You know, it's the first time somebody like me ever been on TV to say what real people were thinking. You know, we've seen all the moms before who played mama, who did great jobs. But you always say, that ain't my mom. Or that ain't how my aunt talked to me and i think when they put my big crazy black

behind on tv i was able to i gave the people a voice that never had a voice on tv before so that's all and people come and tell me all the time the thing that we dig into you know we dig into um child molestation abortion convicted felon everything that real people go through in life or know somebody who went through in life so So I think that's why people love the show. But it's a comedy. Don't you laugh? Well, you probably don't watch it. But you may have to watch me pass your week.

Because I ain't going to sit here and tell you I read your book, so don't laugh at me. I read your book too, though. I didn't read your book. I read my own book one time because they paid me. Them people dog my behind. Oh, you read slow.

I was getting paid hourly. So I was not in hurry. I was going to take all the time I needed to read it. Hey, them D's and A's and A's. It's your words, Ms. Payne. I don't care. I was getting paid by the hour. I was taking my time.

At that time, that was the most I ever got paid by the hour and I was taking my time at that time that was the most I ever got paid by the hour so you thought I was going to read that thing I didn't even rehearse

usually I rehearse to make sure I pronounce the words right I said would you pay me an hour oh they're going to be a long week yep so the fact that you visit

all of those traumas on your show has it ever been anything like that's been very emotional for you to film everything is very emotional dealing with jordanie cooper um the first season we was

gonna do an episode about my mama boyfriend touching us and my mama just turning away like because you know uh predators come in and they groom the family you know they come in they see what type of needs you got and what we needed we needed a father figure we need somebody to help us grocery rent and that predator came in and he did what he wanted to do with my sister and me and when i got when we told our mom she just looked the other way so jordan we wrote a whole episode in the first season and this is my first time ever being on tv i'm like oh i don't think i'm ready to visit that so we visiting the second season which broke me all the way down because I was already dealing with a lot of trauma for my kids father who I was 12 he was 22 marriage shot me so we was doing we was telling out old stories then you want me to tell the child

molestation story on top of I was like we got a back some of this is up before I have to go to counseling so we took that out we did it in the second season which was great jordan said there's a healing that happens this season what do you mean by that he said there's a healing that is that quote there's a healing that's going on in front of the lens it was i dealt with my mom because my mom used to say really bad things to me my i you know i'm lighter skin my sister's darker skin but to me my sister always been way more cuter than I was my sister long curly hair she was just beautiful she don't crack now but So my mama used to say ugly things to me because I had acne really bad and she would always talk

about how ugly my skin was and I'm 52 and I still can hear my mom in my mind saying bad things to me. So I think that's one of the reasons why I work so hard in life is because the things that my mama said to me. So we did a whole episode where my mom come back as a ghost and she and she what she put on me. She want me to put on my kids because her mom put on her. So in the episode, you see me break a generation of curse. And at the end, I broke down. And I remember fighting, and I said, Jordan, don't push me down. Don't push me down.

And at the end, I just broke down crying. And I just remember saying, I hate this bitch. Damn. All of that came back up? All of it. Because, you know, I never went to counseling. And I've been through some stuff. So to deal with what I've been through, you know, and I told somebody this the other day, I said, my sister dealt with what we went through doing drugs and alcohol.

I deal with it by just shutting the door on it. Well, if you shut that door on it, one day that door going to open back up. And all what you had behind that door is going to eventually flow out. So when I got the Miss Pat show and started telling Joy my life, he just keep bringing all of this stuff out. But it is a healing because it's stuff I never talked about or I never really dealt with. So I think I heal along with the audience. Were there other ways that you coped?

I know you said your sister did drugs. Did you do anything else? Yeah, I ate. Look at me, Chick-fil-A. He was waiting on me to say I was fat. Every time I come here, I'm fat. Listen to me. I'm not going to lose no weight. I'm going to come here next time fat. to say I was fat. He knew that one. Every time I come here, listen to me. I'm not going to lose no weight.

I'm going to come here next time fat. And the next time fat. When you come to my studio, I'm going to be fat. No, it's not. That is not true. I tried on Zippy. It gave me gallstones. Did you hear Charlamagne when they was attacking him about the big bad comment?

Yeah. She texted me. I called me. I forgot it was something. Where'd you text him it was funny people so sensitive i mean if you fat i am i'm fat i'm i think i'm beautiful and they can attack me all the time she's beautiful that's what you meant right yes they'll take me all the time and i tell them i said hey you're going to clock in at somebody's job. My hum is sucking my titties.

So that means I don't have to go to work today. Damn. Get out of my damn job. Damn. That's right. My system forever erasing what I'm saying. Don't talk to me because I'm not Beyonce. I'm going to talk back because I be reading these comments.

Don't be playing with me. So leave me alone. They call me fast. That's all you can say. But you're going to clock in. Don't be playing with me. So leave me alone. They call me fast. That's all you can say. But you going to clock in. I'm doing what I love. So who miserable?

You or me? And I'm going to tell your boss you stealing that chicken. I ran out of breath. I thought your mouth was watering when you said chicken. You're going to hell, Charlemagne. I cannot stand Charlemagne. Oh, my God. When did you finally feel it comfortable where you could talk about all these stories? Because some of these stories, you'd be like, damn.

You don't know if you want to laugh with you or you just want to cry. Just be sad the whole episode. You know, I do it like my comedy. I'm just an open book. I'm not ashamed of nothing. I've been through, you know, I was on stage last week. I mean, the other night, I was like, oh, yeah, I had crabs going around fleas. Everybody was like, what? And so I was talking about the had crabs gonna read fleas everybody like what and so I was talking

about the whole thing about young girls shaving a vagina well I'm 52 nobody your mama and your mama and me we didn't shave our vagina unless we had crabs or gonna really know that's true I was born in 1978 out the first point I saw had Bush yeah the playboy magazine had Bush And they only chained them if they had crabs. But now everybody's just walking around with a bird vagina. So I don't get it. What's a bird vagina? Just a bald head coochie.

It look like a bird. Mine look like a beak. I haven't seen it because I got a flap in the front. Yo. I put a mirror down there and it don't fog up it look like a little bird no i don't do that are you having fun you know what life is great my husband is retired i just moved into my house about time

when did you finish i finished it okay it took two and a half years because I was too cheap to hire a contractor. You was your own contractor. Oh, you and your husband. I was my own contractor in TikTok. I was watching you. It's like 15,000 square feet. Okay. Amazing.

I tore up some stuff, put some stuff back in there. I'm a DIY, and I keep telling these people, you need to give me a DIY show because that's what I like to do. That's what I used to do when I immediately stopped stealing. I started doing DIY, and I love it. So I built this house. My husband thought I was crazy. like to do that's what i used to do before when i when i immediately stopped stealing i started doing diy and i love it so i built this house my husband thought i was crazy i know you went over budget because you was there wasn't no budget no okay no budget you see diy though you said like what else do you like to do what you say just i used to do uh like furniture paint stuff uh decorate

i like to do all of that but my emotions emotions like building. I like to see a house like I did my nephew's house and he bought a flip. And then once you moved in the flip, you realize all the problem. I said, well, look, I had all this stuff for the house I was building. So look, let me do your house over. I towed his house up from the root to the toot and put it back.

And it's cute. You ain't got time for all of that though, Ms. Pat. I do. I really do. I still do it. I still do. I'm doing somebody else's house right now and getting ready to do somebody else's house right now. Well, how? You do tour. You do TV.

You're a construction worker. Construction worker. Goddamn. How do you balance that and still be able to be a wife, a mom, like all of that? I've been married 30-something years. So when you've been married 30-something years, you're just really dealing with somebody to watch TV with. So when I come home, I mean, I'm at the point. I was just telling somebody, I'm at the point where I just told my husband,

we can no longer sleep in the same bedroom. Because I'm tired of sharing toilets with him. I'm tired of sharing a bed when he snores. He's on those Zempik. He ain't losing losing nothing but air so I just want to be by myself how do you take that wasting all this ozempic it didn't work for me I like to eat I don't know my cutting off my house oh you can't eat with it oh it don't let you eat really try to grill yeah but I got gallstones in me that so I stopped. You stopped. Damn.

I don't think it made my gallbladder went bad. I think the fried food over the years shut my gallbladder down. So I had my gallbladder removed and I just kept going. But my husband lost like probably about 40, 50 pounds on it. Wow. So what did your husband say when you said you no longer want to be in the same room with him? He good.

We be FaceTiming each other. I'm not. $50,000 square feet, damn right. Right. Well, he just on one side, I'm on the other. So his bed haven't arrived to the new house yet. So we'll see how that works. But we definitely got separate toilets.

I'm tired of sharing the toilet with somebody. I'm just, I can't. I cannot. I just want peace. That's all I want. I'm tired of sharing the toilet with somebody. I'm just, I can't. I cannot. I just want peace. That's all I want. Y'all gonna eventually get there. You gonna eventually get there. And that works for both of y'all. You and... I don't know if it worked for him yet because I think he think

I'm BSing. You just need breaks from each other every now and then. I go on the road every week. My husband's retired. He just take care of the house. I think we get enough breaks. I go on the road every week. My husband's retired. He just take care of the house. So I think we get enough breaks. I've been gone since last week. So he won't see me until Monday of next week.

Does he check on you at least? We talk every day. I get up. You know, I have a routine that I've always had because it's the same drug dealing mentality that I got.

I always wake up early in the morning. I don't sell drugs anymore. But the first person I call is my husband because I know my dad is going to get busy. And sometimes I'm on the other side of the world. I don't sell drugs anymore, but the first person I call is my husband because I know my dad's going to get busy. And sometimes I'm on the other side of the world and I just wake him up every

morning at 6 o'clock his time. And we'll talk for an hour or two and then I know I talked to my husband. You was waking up to do radio, but what happened? They quiet me. They quiet you? They quiet me before I could quit. Oh, damn.

Damn. I knew that was coming from this way. Yeah. You know, I told them, I said, I'm going to leave in August. And before August could get there, I was blown away. I never thought I was going to get fired from that job. So you had no idea? No.

Me and Shamil didn't have no idea. No idea at all. I just knew they was going to renew her contract. And I was going to go on about my business. Because I was never there. So you had no idea? No, me and Shamil didn't have no idea. No idea at all. I just knew they was going to renew her contract and I was going to go on about my business because I was never there. And I could never be there. But that's what happened when you work with a hater. And I'm just going to go on and say it.

I don't even care because they came to my whoop my ass. You know who the hater is, Tigger. Tigger's the biggest damn hater. I mean, you had a good show and you messed it up because of your ego. And I think it's because I would come in there

and say, I know it because I didn't care. I said, look, I don't need a job. I work here. This is my husband's check.

I ain't never spent the check up here. I'm working for my husband's check. I ain't never seen, I ain't never spent a V103 check. This is my husband's check.

And it is, you know, when you work with somebody who, it's just jealousy to me it was jealousy really I'm just gonna go and put it out there

and if you call me we could fight in the street it was jealousy I bought a G-Wagon your truck cost more than both of my cars I said we'll buy you

another car so we could be equal damn it damn it I like that yeah you know then you another thing was is that we was all equal.

So you couldn't talk down to nobody. And you weren't going to talk down to me no way because I would have whooped you like, hey, back in the day when I went back on Section 8, I used to always want to get fined so my rent can go back down to free. So I didn't give a crap. But I was really, when they walked me in now and they said, we're not renewing your contract because I said I was leaving in August. I was so shocked. I said, y'all going to fire me? Do you know these people get up to listen to me?

Don't nobody listen to this crap. Pat got a hit podcast, hit TV show. Hit TV show. And you're going to fire the person who had the most going on, which was me and Shamil? Are you going to leave the DJ? gonna find a person who had the most going on which was me and shamil you are you gonna lead a dj you want the dj just to spend workers take at least reach out to you and say thank you for i blocked that nickel damn he sure did uh help him i said don't you i'm not shamil you don't

play with me i mean you know shamil was nice i think she still talked to him or whatever she's nice because i still talk to her all the time but i'm not i'm not you know, Shamil was nice. I think she still talk to him or whatever. She's nice because I still talk to her all the time. But I'm not. You get one time to play with me. I'm 52 years old. I don't have time to play this game with you. You're low down. You're dirty. And anybody who go over there and work for him and the show ain't doing. The show was doing well

when I got there with that number 15. When I left, we were two and three. You gonna fire us? Nigga, you should have got fired. A long time ago. But keep your little show, because I ain't never needed it anyway. My team was like, why are you going over there and work for that old dead-ass station?

I said, I want to work for V103. If I'm allowed, I want to work for V103. Don't make me wake up and take unnecessary baths. What? You know, I had to get up and take a bath every. What? You know, I had to get up and take a bath every morning. Damn. Take no damn bath at all. I ain't gonna lie, Ms. Pat. I knew it wasn't gonna work.

Why? When you came and did the week here, Ms. Pat came and did a week here, and that's competition, and she was only supposed to come here for one day. It ain't competition. It was competition.

You was in my city. Because I listen to y'all every morning now. You got me fired. Y'all got me fired. That's right, Charlamagne. Y'all got me fired. You up to 96.1 out there. Oh, my God.

When I got back on, hell broke loose. Oh, my God. You did the, what is that report y'all do? The rumor report. You did the rumor report. I said said what the hell is the rumor report? You a star Radio she was promoting her show at the time was promoting her show at the time. I was promoting my show. The show just came back.

I was promoting my show. And I'm all, and you know, he would say, well, the show, I said, this show says your name. It does not say my name. So I worry about keeping the Miss Pat show on. That's why I make my money. I don't make no money here. I mean, I made money. That was for my husband.

That was, I did that because I like doing it. Yeah. And then then you gonna tell me not to go on one of the biggest shows to promote my show to promote my I told him this I said

it really didn't hurt you cause people would've liked me and probably would've came over there to listen to us in the morning you stupid fool and it's not like you wasn't shouting them out

it's not like we said hey don't shout out your radio show Miss Pat yeah but it was it was a jealousy you at the competition anyway I don't compete out your radio show, Miss Pat. Yeah, but it was a jealousy. You at the competition. Anyway, I don't compete. I'm fat.

I came over here to tell people to watch the Miss Pat show. I don't compete. I eat. Tell them, Miss Pat. Oh, my God. Hit me up, boy. You and them rappers want to whoop your ass. Well, I'm a comedian going to have to get him.

Jess, I wish you weren't pregnant so we could jump on the couch. You wouldn't want to do your own show though, Ms. Pat? I would want to do my own show. Ms. Pat need her own morning show if she want to get up in the morning. I don't know if she got time. I'm a morning person. I'm asleep by 6.30 if I'm just at home. But I did.

I learned a lot over there. And I really like doing radio. But, you know, it is what it is. They let me go. They quiet me. But it was day lost. It was day lost. I got like doing radio. But, you know, it is what it is. They let me go. They acquired me. But it was day lost. It was day lost. I got a fourth season.

I got season two of the Miss Pat Settles It. I got other things going on. Shamil became a housewife. I said, when she got that housewife, I said, ooh, I know you niggas sick now. You got rid of everybody who could have brought somebody to that dead ass station. So Miss Pat would have been on her fourth season and Shamir would have been the housewife right now in the morning. And I'm the second season of the Miss Pat Settles It.

I just finished taping it. Now what was the craziest thing you've seen on that show? Yeah. Miss Pat Settles It. These people crazy. And I don't know if y'all know but them cases be real. They be real? I was about to say are you a real judge? No. I'm a convicted felon. No I'm acting but those are real cases.

A lot of people asking you comments like I think she a real judge. I think she is a real judge no i'm a convicted felon oh no i'm acting but those are real cases a lot of people asking you comments like i think she a real judge i think she is real no i'm a convicted felon i'm just i'm just be president yeah that's right that's what i said when they asked me when i pitched this idea to bt and they said you do it i'm like but i'm gonna convict the felon they was like it's tv i said why not right the craziest case I seen on the second season when I these two women got in the fed her name was Shay Shay and they was in the feds and I said what was you in jail for she said dope I said dope this one was scared the hell out of me but this lady came in on 99 baby she was about she was ready to whoop her friend behind and everything. It was crazy.

Fight or what? Dope? No, she had did some work for it, and the friend didn't want to pay her. And Shay Shay stand about four feet tall, about 80 pounds, but she one of them people who would fight. And baby, and the friend was mild-mannered and quiet, you know, don't want no smoke. It was hilarious. I said, y'all put her in the commercial. Dope.

And what's up with the Crack Babies cartoon? Crack Baby cartoon? Yeah, I thought you had a Crack Baby cartoon. I'm still working on it. You know how some places are just slow. I got other things I'm working on. Like building houses. Yeah, I just sold another show.

So keep your finger crossed. Hopefully it'll get on up there. But I just sold another show, so we're working. What you talking about on the Hot and Flash you told? Like what's the content about? Just being a grown ass woman. Being married life. The things that I go through. You know one thing I learned about being in a

different tax bracket that nobody tell me? That you have to give the government half the money that you made. And the government ain't never wrote no joke for me. I don't know them. You know what's crazy? I call the IRS and I'm telling all my family members to see if I can get a cut, a discount.

You gonna start snitching on them? Hell yeah, wouldn't you? I mean, you know how many of my cousins that file taxes for kids that ain't their kids? Of course. Won't that help us? You just want a couple percentage points off?

Instead of taking half, you take 40% and tell those people where their body is? Did you do the PPP loans in 2020? I didn't do no PPP loans. Thank God I didn't.

First of all, nothing is free in this world. I already know that because I used to steal. So if somebody giving you something free is to put you on a hook and everybody I seen

getting them PPP loans, now they out of the trillions of dollars. Now they're going to the hundred thousand and the million dollar people. I told everybody don't take those loans. I'm okay. I went home and paid my whole basement during the pandemic. Yourself?

I sure did. Did floors and then ended up the show got picked up and our second season, we moved back to Atlanta. I wasn't taking no money. I don't take no free money. Ain't nothing free in this world. That's right. What made you get into DIY so much?

Like, when did you first start? My husband used to do, my husband used to work at Simmons Mattress. Then he went and started building houses. And so, I bought my house that I was on Section 8 for like 10 years. And I lied like everybody else do and I got a husband and I ain't tell the truth and I think my sister will report me so they took my section eight go to hell and they cut my food stamps off so so my rent went from zero the lady said well I well, I just paid the mortgage with $600.

So she was getting older. And she said, look, you really need to buy this house for me. And my husband said, I ain't buying this regular house. I said, I think the house got some good bones. So I bought the house. We bought the house. And I still own the house over there on Hawthorne Drive in Atlanta, Georgia. Wow.

And I just towed that house. I towed it up. And I said, I want a bigger bedroom. So I hired an architect. That's when the housing market failed the first time like in early 2000 and i just 2008 right 2000 the housing market fell and i hired an architect because all of them was laid off and he charged me like two thousand dollars to draw the back of my house and i just got my husband boss he was doing house at the time and he did and we did the rest wow so you rent the house out now in Hawthorne? I do rent the house out.

For too cheap. Damn. Cheap. I lived in Indiana for 15 years and the rent was $800. And my friend said, do you know what rent costs in Atlanta? And I'm like, no.

For 15 years I rented my house out for $800. You went to Atlanta? And it's 3,500 square feet. That person never left, probably. They still there. They're going to be there for 80 years at that price. I went up a little bit, but I look at it like this. I'm not trying to make a big profit.

They take really good care of my house. So I'd rather have them taking really good care of my house than to be trying to rob them blind. So they've been there now for about 14 years 13 even a thousand though i did i raised it a little bit okay i raised it a little bit but you know i don't need the money i just need the mortgage pay and what they have done over the years they've paid the mortgage i i mean they they're really great tenants i think i'm a great landlord i go over there and do what i'm supposed to do every year without them asking i kind of wish they would move so i can remodel it but i ain't gonna complain yeah is it true that you never wanted to be famous because your mom used to always tell

you that you wasn't gonna be shit yeah it was fame was something and i don't consider myself famous now i consider myself with a lot of jobs because you know i don't it's just it's the way my mama beat me down she always said i wasn't good enough she always said i wasn't shit so in my head i never saw myself like other people and and my husband told me he said that's why you don't want to do a lot of things because i was scared to get out there i wanted to make the money but i didn't want to be up front and then when i got this tv show it really put me out there and it I didn't even know I was shy like if you want to take a picture with me I'll do it but then I'll be like why I used to always ask myself why and people would come up to me and be like oh miss pay you so great you telling my story and I'm like no I'm telling my

story so if fame is something I had to get used to like I don't go to the black walmart's because they won't leave me the fuck alone. So I try to go way out in the white neighborhood because white people, they treat fame differently. What's up, Ms. Pat? Black people, oh, shaking on you, pulling on your wig. Get your hands on me. Ain't nobody shaking yet.

Fuck you. What you mean? I just said ain't nobody shaking. Ain't nobody. You think I ain't shakable? I ain't going to keep that in. What you mean? I just said ain't nobody shaking. He goes, ain't nobody. You think I ain't shakable? I ain't going to keep taking these. I ain't going to take too many of these little. These little digs at you yet?

You see it. I see it. I smell it. I'm going to take one of my boobs out and drop them on your head and break your damn neck. What's wrong with him, Envy? Oh, man. He yelled to me all morning.

That's why I'm glad when you come up here listen you and jess got my back i love it how was it at bet huh how was it at bet i love bt i do i really do i'm being honest i you know what i when i first went in uh my the my hustle versus what they were used to doing was different but since i'm it's my show i just say hey y'all if we can work together this is what i would like to be done and so we i've been over there four years now so we work together and they know what miss pat won't you know one of the things that tripped me out the first season whatever they did for one show they did for every show and i said let me talk to you i can't stand alone if all of us going to do the same promo.

So I started coming up with ideas. I started talking to the promo team. Me and Joy started coming up with ways to make our show stand out. And let me just say that this is our best season ever. I don't know why it took four seasons to really get in for black people and other people to really get on it. But this season has, this is our most watched season ever wow congrats we kick nothing but ass but you dug it out a lot though yourself though like you have done what you had to do like most of the time where i see you i run into you or if

i see you on the red carpet or even if you hit me in the dm this is not because bet said it you do it yeah and that's the the biggest thing and you've been doing it from the beginning and that's what i tell people who come over there. I say, hey, you know, everybody got only so much promotional money to apply. And BET is not CBS. So I just use my street knowledge. And I say, you know what? Give me this.

You don't want to give it? I'm going to spend my own money. I spent a lot of my own money. I hired a PR person. I mean, I hired everything I needed. And people are like, oh, they BET, give her some promotion. They do give me promotion. But when you see me doing certain things,

a lot of it, it's me out of my pocket. I didn't wait to BET get me on late night, hire me a PR person. Late night didn't even want me. But this lady, Pam, who I hired, she just kept, y'all gotta take her, y'all gotta take her, y'all gotta take her. And I ended up in the right place, and I ended up getting the right place And I ended up

Same thing with you guys First time I asked To come over here The note back was She ain't famous enough Who is she? Who said that? Shut your ass up

You said that I ain't seen that And then I run into him At a Lee Daniel party And Lee Daniel introduced her At a Diddy party Diddy Oh I didn't say Diddy party

Shut up Yeah he been to a Diddy party He never been to no Diddy party Ever in my life Why is everybody denying Diddy parties? Diddy? Oh, I thought you said Diddy Party. Shut up, boy. Yeah, he been to a Diddy Party. I ain't never been to no Diddy Party ever in my life. Why is everybody denying Diddy Party? Diddy threw nice parties. I never went. That don't mean you got taken in a room. That don't mean somebody touch you.

That just mean you was at a Diddy Party. I mean, everybody act like if you go to a Diddy Party, you had to do something to Diddy to be at the party. I never went. I don't know. But you probably did go. But don't deny now. I never been to a Diddy Party. You never got invited to it. You look like you went to a Diddy Party. I don't know. But you probably did go, but don't deny it now. I've never been to a Diddy party.

You never got invited until you looked like you went. They don't invite me no way. The way you over there greased up. They know I'm a tell, Miss Pat. The way you over there greased up. You think I'm going to let somebody fuck me in the ass

and not tell? Yeah, I think you would let somebody fuck you in the ass and not tell. Then when you win, you're a bitch. Oh, my God. That is not funny funny I am a victim

That was a good episode On that show What did you have to do To keep that Wendy Williams job I've heard a few things I heard you had To pick the health Of them plastic titties You to pick the half of them plastic titties.

She said pick the half of them. Since you want to keep digging that meat, what you had to do was keep that. Because that's what popped Charlemagne in the world. That's right. That is true. So, you know what I mean? It wasn't a ditty party. But tell us what you did over there.

You had to take one for the team tell your wife this is gonna get us off medicaid she let you go and every say you no more plastic titties to pick you the reason why she got dementia. Man, cut it out. You had to forget? Oh, my goodness. She had to forget?

She had to forget that, too? What is it? Man, that is funny as shit. Did he start claiming dementia, yo? What? Did he start claiming dementia? He? What? What if Diddy start claiming dementia? He better. That might be the way.

He better. Because look, who else joined you on this tour? This Pat is wild, yo. No, he's just looking at me. And I ain't never wanted to say that to him before. But you know the internet be out there saying stuff. And I've seen it. But I ain't never walked in.

But he gonna keep on calling me fat. I did not call you fat. Yes, you do. One time. Yes, you do. Leave me alone. How much you eat? You know can't nobody shake you.

You don't think I see all them little dibs. You don't think. He act like when he first met me, I was 110. All of a sudden, I blew up from steroids or some shit. I've been fat. I've been fat since I had that first baby. But nobody ever said Miss Pat wasn't famous to come up here. Nobody said that.

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Because I asked. I asked. And the answer was no. I saw you at that Lee Daniel thing. And Lee Daniel introduced you. He's like, yeah, come on the show.

And I'm like. And my thing was, because y'all didn't know me Y'all wasn't really familiar And I said I'm a walker here I read Rabbit You read Rabbit After we sent it to you

After you let me know Yes So all I had was a book I really didn't have No show or anything And I said You ain't gonna Never fucking forget me

Cause I was mad Cause I tried several times To get on here I'm glad I'm on here now But the publicists will lie And say that If they do reach out I had no public. I'm glad I'm on here now. But the publicists will lie and say that. If they do reach out. I had no publicists at the time. I couldn't afford

now. I wonder who they was talking to. My manager. I don't know who they was back then. Nobody said that. You said it because you didn't even know me. I'm sure they did. Thank you, but I don't remember nobody asking about Ms. Pat. When Ms. Pat came so early,

she was introducing her story for the first time to us and we were like in a maze. But I had't remember nobody asking about Miss Pat. Remember when Miss Pat came? Miss Pat came so early. She was introducing her story for the first time to us. And we were like in a maze. But I had Red Rabbit already. The first time you came in, I had Red Rabbit. And I think you came with your daughter at the time, too. My daughter? Yeah. That was the first time she told the story.

And then it just started going from there for Miss Pat. Yeah. Because y'all said no. Because I thought you didn't like me because you were going to catch a flight. And then you kept turning around. You was like, I'm going to miss my damn flight. It was just me and you. No, actually, he was there too.

No, he left the first time. Then the second time I came back, he was there. Well, I'm glad I had read the book. He ain't read that damn book. I did read the book. There's so much in that book I remember to this day. Because I was sitting there reading like, damn, this woman done been through a lot. Yeah, we just said you been through a lot.

You had your nipple shot off. Yes, I did. Damn. You sold woman done been through a lot. Yeah, we just heard you been through a lot. You had your nipple shot off. Yes, I did. Damn. You sold dope. I sold a lot of dope. Then I think a year later, I sent you to BET Awards, the red carpet. You sent me to BET Awards. And this is how crazy it was.

BET didn't even know who Miss Pat was. The show was so early. And I called you over, remember? Yep. I even knew the story because your show, Fox had picked it up. It was Fox Show. Then it was Hulu. Hulu shot the pilot.

And then BET ended up grabbing it BET got it out the vault cause they threw it in the vault when I said when I called my son a nigga that white man said uh uh no we ain't gonna be able to do that

I said it's just like calling your kids a school shooter white people damn they threw it in the vault and then BET came and got it and we've been popping ever since but we love you Miss Pat

I love you guys and you know anything we support you for anything that you do we support you we appreciate you i do love you miss pat i what you have you know what he do he will text back he used to then text back that is not true you you famous as what you miss miss pat called check up on me she birthdays holidays just make sure i'm all right i forgot to tell you happy father's happy father all right. I forgot to tell you happy Father's Day.

Happy Father's Day, Envy. I forgot to text you yesterday. Thank you. Happy Father's Day, nigga. Thank you, Mr. Happy Father's Day to you, too. Well, fuck you. That little dip

in the top of your head. Is that from Wendy? He can never leave you alone, y'all. Yo. Oh, my God. I love that song. I thank y'all. I thank y'all. Yo. Oh, my God. I love that song. I thank y'all. I thank y'all.

That headline will be so funny. Miss Pat Accuses Wendy Williams of ***. What? What did you say? What did you say? Oh, man. Take that back. Don't put that out there.

That's what you said. I voluntarily raped. He wanted it. He voluntarily raped. That was his first radio job. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. No, I did. I voluntarily raped. He wanted it. He voluntarily raped. That was his first radio job. Or it wasn't. Yes, it was. No, I worked in South Carolina.

Yeah, that don't count. Nobody listens to shit in South Carolina. I did four stations. I was on four stations in South Carolina. Boy, please, the rats in New York was more famous than you. You had to do what you had to do. And Bigfoot was your favorite. The thing we had to do I ain't never had to do

None of that Oh my god Have you ever seen The picture of Of him naked No not him naked Of Wendy Williams Sitting in the throne

I ain't no picture Of me naked And Charlamagne Sitting on her lap No You never seen that picture What picture of me naked That's why you in that throne and Charlamagne sitting on her lap? No. You never seen that picture? What picture of me naked?

That's why you in that throne now, ain't it? I'm about to get out of it. My back hurts. What you had to do to this? How much you make over there? Because I know you made a lot. I worked for free for a year and a half. That what you thought.

Show the picture. Show the picture. You were sitting in Whitney's lap. Look, look, look. Come on now. Ooh. You going to tell me this ain't butt partners. That woman is sick, Ms. Pat.

I know. Of you. She erased her own memory. That's right. Y'all going to get me in trouble. Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Pat. Season 4 of the Ms. Pat Show On BET Plus Check it out

And again Ms. Pat We love you Thank you Make sure y'all go to MsPatComedy.com For all the tickets I'm in your town this weekend South Carolina

What part? Where? Greensboro Is that North Carolina? Greensboro Greensboro, North Carolina Okay I just left Greensboro So I'm going to North Carolina

Greensboro Make sure y'all get y'all tickets this weekend. Only one show left. We got to go see Ms. Pat, man. Absolutely. When you going to be close to this area? I'm going on tour in Martin. I don't know if I'm coming to New York, but I'm doing like 10 dates with Martin.

I think they're doing the Barclays. I think they're doing the Barclays. I thought I saw. I don't know if I'm on that show. Ain't you on a tour with Martin, too? Yeah, so I don't know where I'm going. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Go to MsPat.com. What is it? Ms miss miss pat go to go to comedian miss pat.com make sure y'all keep streaming season four the miss pat show so i can get season five there you go absolutely pay for my pool but it's the breakfast club it's miss pat ladies and gentlemen wake that ass up in the morning the breakfast club