The Breakfast Club - INTERVIEW: Sheryl Underwood Talks Black Female Comedy, Sharon Osborne, 'The Talk,' Gayle, Druski + More

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

The Breakfast Club Sits Down With Sheryl Underwood To Discuss Black Female Comedy, Sharon Osborne, 'The Talk,' Gayle, Druski. Listen For More! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Nega. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Yes, indeed. Cheryl Underwood, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, baby. Listen, OK, where we start? Wherever you want to, Miss Underwood. Ask me anything. Well, listen, because I got to. Because I'm old school. I got to sell these tickets, mix and mingle. You know, we out there street walking,

need tickets, I need Joe. Because what is that? I got to ask you know, because I'm old school, I got to sell these tickets, mix and mingle. You know, we out there street walking to eat tickets. Absolutely. I need jokes. Cause what is that? I got to ask y'all a question. Black female comedians. Yes ma'am. Are we hitting or do we got to struggle for it now?

Jess, what you thinking? We ain't got to struggle for it. Well then why we ain't got no radio shows that we do ourselves, sitcoms that we do ourselves, podcasts that we do ourselves, and movies that we do ourselves. Back in the old days, you know, Simply Marvelous, everybody was doing, Laurier Hay, everybody. It seemed like now something has taken the place of what we used to get. It used to be, we was the Marla Gay, we walk in, throw that joke up, hit Sherman Hemsley, and walk out. Now we don't even get that, right? I got a reason. I think, because I saw you on Club Cheche

talking about the radio portion. I think for whatever reason, radio didn't look sexy to a generation. So there wasn't a lot of people who went and pursued it. So you know, you got your Dee Dee Maguires. But Dee Dee's been around. Dee Dee's been around since the beginning. But she's a radio person.

That's right. That's right. But if DL, OK, DL, Steve, Ricky, then why is it not me just not saying we don't want to work here because I've been trying to get a job here Let me talk to y'all about y'all. I've been trying to get a job here You know, I keep coming up here and y'all keep moving the location on me They start packing us up. Listen, because I've been trying to get a job. When you got a job, I was like, oh, maybe I should

lose a couple of pounds or something, put some nails on or something. I had to take my nails off because they was killing me. Oh, and fungus ain't for punks. Okay. That's your ring alone. You better check to make sure nobody has your phone doing it. Oh, no. Listen. Okay. I know what that means. If they don't quit walking across my stuff because that's what

make the battery run out, go to bed. And then they ain't even us. If it was us, you could be up all night long. But when there's other races of people, take your ass to bed and stop messing my battery up. Okay, what was I talking about? You talking about people doing radio. No, women, yeah, women not being in the prison.

I wanna do radio. I call Doc all the time, Doc, Doc, look out for me. I'm not on CBS no more. We gotta keep working. What you do apart from us? I would, I would do apart. What would I wanna talk about? Well, I'm not on CBS no more. We gotta keep working I would I would do a pot. What would I what would I want to talk about? Well, I know what I want to talk about What would you recommend cuz you know you be making that money too you be man. Listen, I need to write a book

I need matter of fact, I need to just do the Charlemagne to God Story. Okay. So wait a minute now. Hold on. What are we gonna talk about because you know, and then it's the thing But it is when you do a podcast you got to really think About what is it that people want to hear from Cheryl? When you see real shit like soon as you came in you looked at me it was like what's going on? No, you look like a lot of them That's how you come to work in the morning. You come to work fly and sexy, but ready to, you know, if I need to,

meet me in the break room. Listen, don't sleep on them money, right? Then the Bremen Club, don't let the success fool you. We will squad. We're ready on the show. Come up here with the smoke, you gonna get smoked back with the Bremen Club. That's right, cause we gonna hit you in the radio show. Come up here with the smoke, you gonna get smoked back with the Breivik Club, that's right,

cause we gonna hit you in the morning. That is a good question you asked, cause when Jess first started her podcast, Carefully Reckless, she was talking about pop coaching and stuff and then it turned into you talking about yourself. Yeah, it turned into Jess Fix My Method. And then Jess Fix My Method. Cause what I went into it with thinking,

all right, just like, all right, I'm gonna talk about what I wanna talk about, but no, a podcast, they don't really see you. We got a lot of people that shoot their podcasts, but I was just doing audio, you know, I'm gonna talk about what I wanna talk about, but no, podcasts, they don't really see you, we got a lot of people that shoot their podcasts, but I was just doing audio, you know what I'm saying, because I'm already video, visually everywhere else. So I'm like, no, I'm gonna just leave this to audio,

but the mistake I made was like, all right, they wanna hear what they hear online. No, we wanna hear something different. We can go online if we wanna hear what you talk about online, so give us advice on stuff. Jess, your storytelling is amazing, all of your experiences, you've always been an open book, Jess. So we're going through the same things. How did you get through? How can you help us get through it? That's when it changed

from me being just with the mess on my podcast. Yes. Just fix my mess. Now, you know, people call up. Yes. Six people's mess here. Thursday. You know, they call up. They have situations at work. They have in, you know, turmoil in every relationship. That's right. That's right. Friendships, family, stuff like that. And what situations at work. They haven't you know turmoil in every Friendships family stuff like that. Well since you fixing things I need you to find me a man and this where we going Okay, go to every lobster in the history of mankind because it's a brother that run red Okay, so what's up with him? What's up with him? Yes, I'm in club straight. So I go 35 95 What you trying to do 35 95 95? Listen to a 95 year old man. I'm a young tinderoni to a 95

But to a 35 year old man, I can teach him things. Plus, I need my privacy, you know, I want somebody to live right next door or in another state. You know, just call me a night, check on me, see if I'm still alive. Oh, you don't want to live with nobody. No, I don't think that's a good idea in the beginning. Well, I don't believe in shackin', I never believed in that.

I don't live with no man, because you don't know the day or the hour the master return, you know. And I don't like sex No, you just don't know when Jesus coming back I'm living with a dude and I think the Lord be looking down to my life, you know be like man I was just about to give her all these blessings. You know I'm saying to give her all this money and everything She ain't ready. What's your having all this premarital sex?

No, that's when I get caught slipping. Now listen, sometimes I get caught slipping. You know fair exchange ain't no robbery. If you take me out to eat, I need to do something for it. You know what I'm saying? I need to arm off some ties or something. You know, cause a lot of women out there, yeah I did what I did. Shut up. You need to do something for this man. He done took you out. You done ate well and everything. He don't just like you. You up there, kikikikiki. No.

So you trick a little bit, Sharon? No, I wouldn't say I trick a little bit. I just say fair exchange ain't no robbery. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you what I can do, what I can't do. If you want something that I don't know how to do, I'll call Jess. Jess, you want to jump in there? Do I want to be tagged in and do it?

Yeah, tag in, because the things I can't do. I'm over here making sandwiches. See, I'm engaged. So I can't't I would have done this. Okay, okay How did you get engaged? See I need to do your joint so you can tell me how did you get engaged because I Tell her Jess, tell her How did you get engaged? She got a Mexican and he needed to pay for it Oh listen Wow Wow Wow

No idea He's Mexican and black but he's black first Well okay but you said Mexican first so you know what that means She said Mexican first So you know what that means She said Mexican first So you know what that means So you know what that means So you know what that means So you know what that means So you know what that means Wow! First of all! Wow! Wow! Is he? Yes, he is Mexican. He's Mexican and black, but he's black first. Well, OK, but you said Mexican first, so you know that means.

No, she said Mexican first. You say she? Yes. Yes. You say she? She said Mexican first. Are you, what? Yes, Kinshaw, that's his wig sitting right next to him.

I identify as what I need to identify as in the morning. Oh, you and the pronouns. Yes, he is. See, that's how we lost. You can't be in everything. Black people ain't gonna take that. All the black people are not doing all of that. We get frustrated.

That's when we call you straight your name. We're not against your rights and everything, but we can't be thinking about all this stuff and everything, because people gotta stop walking on the backs of our movement, then go to get their thing, and then they pulling it from everybody. See, that's what I want to talk about. I got questions. I want to ask questions. But also, I go to get they thing, and then they pulling it from everybody. See, that's what I would wanna talk about. I got questions, I wanna ask questions,

but also I wanna do relationship. I wanna, when you get called and stuff, me and Shana used to kick it. You know, we used to kick it. I was trying, man. You used to be Shana Shaw? Yeah, you know, I was trying to get it, Shana. Did they used to call him Shashe back then?

No, I didn't know who that was. When I heard Shashe, I was like, bruh, you know, because I was trying to. Yeah, I was, let's say, I was like, bruh, you know, because I was trying to... Yeah, I was... Let's say... I was trying to put that forearm that went back. Just take it, take it, take it. You can take it, take it. Go to sleep, go to sleep.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. So back when y'all used to talk, okay, so when you saw that live, or whatever, right, that took you down. I was running up in all kind of sports. Baseball, soccer, Olympics, football you down. I was running up in all kind of sports. Baseball, soccer, Olympics, football, hockey. I was running up in all kind of sports because I'm the different girl.

I'm the girl that a dude get with and go, you know, I never thought I would like, shut it up. Shut it up. Take it, take it. Go to sleep. Take it. Go to sleep. Go to sleep.

So you got the Mexicans and black. The Mexican and black together. Because I mess with that too. Gateway to legal immigration right through here. I mess with all of that. Colombia, Cuba, Mexican, El Salvadorian. You know El Salvadorian is really black. Because they be trying to say who ain't coming.

And now he done picked up everybody. But you voted, you voted, you singing, you voted. But you didn't think he was going to flip the script over you. Anybody hustle hard like Donald Trump were hustling hard and did what he did. But we knew it. We knew it. So I would want to talk about everything. You do talk about everything.

You do talk about everything. That was the podcast, shea shea, justices and relationships, sex. That's right. And I love the Lord. And I think the Lord know my heart. That's right. That's why I'm back on tour, because I gotta make this money, because I wanna finance everything. I wanna finance, and I want somebody to jump in

and help elevate my stuff. Like, I got an animated vehicle, you know, but I want it to be profane. I like profane language. I like profane topics. Like, I saw you on The Daily Show. I thought your commentary was very good. And I think that with all of us working, and all of us making this money,

opening doors for all of us, then we need to get together and start making these movies. We need to start getting together making these series. And then we need to work together. So if you know how to write a book, you do a 20 book deal over at your publishing company, and you find 20 of us that got a story to tell. Because I got a story to tell.

I'm just not gonna tell it until somebody paid me to tell it. Because I got that day that somebody came out of the bag of me when I found out that I thought my friend was my friend, but I found my friend was my coworker. You want the inside of that story, you're going to have to pay me for it. And I'll tell you, I'll tell you everything. You know what I'm saying? Money talk, walk. Hey, you look good too, Sheryl.

You lost what? I'm going to get you. About 110. I was like 250. I was widling baby, Sheryl. You lost what? About 110. I was like 250. I was wilding, baby. I was wilding. You didn't notice when she was 250? But remember, we had a table.

Because we had a table. And you know, I was coming out last. And I was wilding to the table, right? You know what I'm saying? I was crossed between Biggie and Tracy Morgan. Right? So I was like, so I was like, no, for real. real for real wait a minute wait what's I hear what was y'all to show that I said I look like Lil Yachty and everybody

No, I thought about it but I never said it No, I think I said it, I thought I said it, I said it cause I said it cause I saw the pictures and I was like no because remember Lil Yachty did this thing in the video I said it. I thought I said it. I said it because I said it. Because I saw the pictures. Man, I ain't know what she was going to tell you. Because remember Lil Yachty did this thing in the video. Yes. And I said, oh, dang. And then there's a picture and somebody put them side by side. And I took it. I claimed it. If you got a good line on me, I'll take that line. But if it ain't a good line, you might get tapped. You know, you might get tapped. These little sharp knuckles.

And that I lost 110 pounds. I got a good black doctor too, Dr. Zuri Morrell. You got to check him out. He's the brother that, sometimes you need somebody in your own culture that can tell you, understand, because somebody will talk to you, and because they got a white coat on,

you be like, okay, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, and then you find out, don't do that. So having Dr. Zuri Morrell, no diabetes, no high blood pressure, you know, moving around. But here's what we need. We need to be talking to these pharmaceutical companies. It cannot be so expensive to live healthy. And that's where the problem is. And that's what we need to use the media. And we got to get people ready. You know the other problem? The pharmaceutical companies should be calling out the food

corporations. Absolutely. Because if the food corporations are making all this food that's getting them sick, then we gotta go to the pharmaceutical companies and get health insurance that we can't afford and medicine that we can't afford. And then you put a dude in. It's like they're working hand in hand. Right, but then you put a dude in there, listen, I'm not against RFK Jr. I know the dude, I've met him and everything.

I've met his wife and everything. But when you put a dude in there going, well, vaccines do this and do this, but now that the measles is coming back, you might wanna get it. Okay, who are we listening to? I need a dude that sound like he know what he talking about,

because I can go to a dude on the corner if I wanna get possibilities, because that's how we live. If somebody say, you got fibroids, okay, drink corn water. Okay, we already living that, but you can't be in charge of nothing talking about drinking corn water. But I big ups to him talking about putting,

what's the beef tallow back in the french fries. He did it already, I think it's Shake Shack I wanna recommend. I heard Popeyes too, but listen, I'm not against it. You just can't eat it every day. So you had surgery to lose the weight? No, no. I was going to have it because that is

what was recommended. And then when I went to get the, I did the psychological test, cause you gotta go through a lot of testing before you get to surgery. And then I went to get the, I was getting my colonoscopy. So I said, well, you might as well do the endoscopy because the equipment goes down your throat. Like, okay, nevermind. I'm about to go in a whole another tangent. But when I went to do that, my colorectal doctor, Dr. Zuri Morrell, brother of a C. D. Sinai More house man said, why are you doing this?

And so he started to read my record and he said, try this first. So then he put me on sex sender first. And then I went to we go V and everything changed and we monitor all of my vitals and my blood work and everything. And that's what you got to do. But this can be done. The other thing that can be done. We need to be buying up property that people don't want and changing neighborhoods and putting healthy stuff next to stuff we love. And then we need to put small clinics in every neighborhood. You don't have to go to the hospital far away just to come down and get your blood pressure checked.

You need to be able to walk. In the old days, we used to walk places. We need to bring that back. We who have money, access, and power need to use that money, access, and power because now they'll give us something, somebody else will start using it, and then they'll take it away. You ain't hurting me.

Hustle hard. It's funny that you said that. We were talking earlier that we try that, but all the vegan spots have been closing. People haven't been going to the vegan spots. They haven't been going to the healthy spots no more, so all the vegan spots have been closing. People haven't been going to the vegan spots. They haven't been going to the healthy spots no more, so all the healthy spots have been closing. But I don't know if them healthy spots

is in the hood though. And I would say this, it's not to, everybody don't like to hear I'm gonna be a vegan, because then it sounds like what I don't get to eat. Like I live for a good fried pork chop, but I can't metabolize it every day like I used to right when I was younger So when you say being vegan that's eating an apple that's eating fruit. That's getting your natural fiber, right? But once you hook me on something processed and my body now wants that I think there's it's okay to have

Everything that's out here. That's right. That's right. But if we don't walk around if we ride everywhere I live in California. We ride everywhere. Where do we use this? We don't want to just use this to entertain We want to enlighten empower and elevate and that's what we Need to be doing. So if I was to ever do a podcast or type of show I want to be able to talk to everybody. And I wanna move product. You know why? Integration is the key. You want to stay on the air,

you must be making the corporation money from everybody. And that's what I want us to be about. So we will have the money. I'm working with a team of promoters to make sure my tickets sell. Why? Because the clubs and some places don't promote. Yeah. They think you're supposed to do it on social media. Yep. What do you

think about that? I actually, well, it's an upside and a downside to it. Thank God I am. My platform is big enough and I do have, you know, now, you know, the Breakfast Club where I can push take my tickets, my reaches even further. Yes, and thank God for my platform that I can sell my tickets Right on my own with a couple posts because if not damn like well, how you booking me, but you don't want to promote me That's right. That's right. There you want me to do your job, right? Then are you gonna compensate me for that when Kevin Hart had? His promotion game his social media game before he was that Kevin this Kevin Martin He was that Kevin, this Kevin Hart,

he was that Kevin Hart. And then those emails came out that they wanted to access it but they didn't want to compensate him for what he built. He used to put that newslet out. He used to have his man walk around the comedy club, Wayne, and get everybody's email and he would send a newslet out. That's right, and we gotta go back to that.

But my feeling is everybody's audience is not a social media audience. My audience old school. They don't believe that Jesus is coming back until they hear the Breakfast Club say where Jesus is going to be. They on Facebook though? Facebook sorta. But you know what, they were on Facebook but everything with everything updating it's hard

to keep up with how some of that stuff works now. So no, and that's when I realized when I got this job, I'm like, well, that's a total different, right? I'm starting to see more and more and more older, more established people. That's right. You know, in their careers coming to the show. And when I go in it, when I'm on stage and I'm talking about what's going on on social media, it's funny, but I can tell that they don't they don't they don't make that. So this is a new lab. That's right. But that's the that's the difference. I got the fan base here. That's right. Okay, cool. But that's the difference. I got the fan base here. Yes, right.

With my older folk more established, and then I got the fan base on social media. And when you merge them together, now you have power. Yes. And for me, this is still in my car. This is still in my house. Everybody pronounced the death of Terrestrial Radio, and it's still alive. And it's going to stay alive. Big business.

That's right. So we have to be involved in it. And we need to talk to politicians. Democrats want to take it back in the midterm, then you got to put that money on radio and especially black radio. Why? Because the Republicans did just enough to get our attention.

Now, everybody talking about, oh, the black men that voted Republican. No, that's not true. She still got a large amount of the black male vote. What they did was they got enough for the distraction hustle to work and we have to tell people Advertisers have to advertise on this show. Why if it don't make money, it don't make sense Republicans that Trump advertised on breakfast club. He has eyes on our YouTube shoot He took me an interview and put us in a commercial. Okay, okay now

Let me ask you a question What did you did you get any blowback? Because now people are mad. You got to dance with the dude that's in now. You know what I'm saying? So everybody mad. But the only thing I'm mad about is I've been a black Republican for a long time.

I'm an old school black Republican. But I don't know if I want to. Did you vote for Trump? Man, listen. No, but I know a lot of stuff. I mean, I've been going to conventions for a long time. I've been dealing in the Republican Party. What about 2016?

You voted for 2016? No, I campaigned. I'll walk it back for you. I campaigned for Senator Obama to become President Obama, President Obama to stay President Obama. I campaigned for Hillary Clinton. I was at the DNC. I wanted a common-law campaign for her.

But here's the problem. If these entities don't listen, they think we ain't got to Put no money down here in this community. We got them in the back. You don't have us in the bag You must put the money down here. You must put the boots on the ground So every civil rights organization every Greek letter organization everybody get back into the community If you are not touching the community, we will not win this. And now they gotta decide, is it gonna be Gavin Newsom in the West with Shapiro in the East and come together?

Because I understand why. I like Shapiro, I'm not a Gavin guy. I like Shapiro though. Okay, tell me what, I love Shapiro, because Shapiro to me, I love Shapiro. But I look at people. He's Obama to me. He's Obama.

I call him Baruch Obama. But you know, Baruch. That's what I feel like, if you're gonna make a decision. I think the coach was a good dude, right? I think he was a good dude. Not me. Okay, tell me what you think. I didn't like Coach Walz.

I don't think he added nothing to that ticket in no way, say before. I actually thought she should have went with Shapiro, but I think she was afraid of the blowback from the whole Palestine Israel crowd at the time. Listen, man, would you like the coach? I like the coach, also we got a chance to interview his wife. I think they're good people.

Good people. I think they're good people. But because I don't know why they made that decision. I've heard some things, but also you can't be afraid of, and I'm just speaking generally, it's nothing that I heard, but I'm reading the books that's coming out and the books is juice. Political juice is ignorant, right? But if you're afraid that somebody's gonna

run for president that is why you be the vice president so you can run for president and you got to get it together to run and you need to hit them battleground states but if you notice something strange like a lot of people believe that Elon Musk you know did something you know for dangled I was gonna say a word with rigged on that part of it, but I'm trying to keep it casual with y'all. If we was drinking, I would have said it. But they say he did something, right?

Yes. But you- Rigged the election. That's right. But if you, even if you do that, you still cannot defeat the will of the people. What is it, last weekend, everybody was out marching. Then the dude from, what is it, JP Morgan, say, out marching. Then the dude from, what is it, JPMorgan, say it looked like we're going into a recession.

Now they coming back to where they need to be. What is the point of all of this? If people start speaking up, we can get this right, right? You gotta get yours where you can get yours. Now, if I say, you like my outfit, Jess? You like my outfit? Now I gotta say Amazon before the boycott, right? But a lot of small businesses about to get hit

because you was getting all your stuff from overseas. What is my point to this? We have got to start talking about with racial issues, with financial issues, with character issues. So back to how did we lose? We're in those battleground states. People should have come together and told the truth. We ain't got the boots on the ground for you,

or you don't feel like Obama. It's something, and Obama got a right to say what he wants to say, and you can't get mad that this brother is trying to tell you something, right? You can be against it, but what happened to us sticking together? Let something happen to one of y'all. We riding.

What time are we marching and where are we coming from? But if we are separated and we get a little bit of temporary money, but they got full power, everything, every branch of government, but they played a long game. They put people on the Supreme Court. Now you don't have no place to go. Now they're telling law firms, if you do anything I don't like, we gonna take the money. Now they telling colleges, if you do anything,

we're like, so what we gonna do? Okay, everybody go to HBCUs. Now, you ain't got to do nothing for us. Basically what you saying is we all gotta get back to community, because that's all we really got at this point. Absolutely, we will feed our own children. We will educate our own children. We will talk about our history and make sure that it's out there.

If you got to stand on Times Square on a crate like they used to do, we will educate the people because once you give it, you can take it away. And then when you get your ass in a sling, you want to do a distraction where you taking Harriet Tubman down from somewhere. Then we all run over here mad while they doing what they really wanna do over here. Don't fall for it, right? And then we got to be careful that companies that are making decisions for their financial bottom line,

let's go and talk to these companies, go, for real, that's what you think? Because at 12 midnight, we got a ride on you and give them a shot at going, well, I don't know. Well, we warned you and now we gonna gonna ride and then we really gotta not do it because I miss mcdonnell's I miss him. I miss that fish for life I do I miss the fish for like burger king. I miss you I wouldn't get down with the impossible burger

You making something Why did the talk get cancelled? You want my personal opinion? I don't know cuz you know that's about my pay grade I'm asking you right you want my opinion. Yes. Yes. Well, I I think We had the dream team five the dream team five was Julie Chan Moonves, Aisha Tyler Sharon Osborne and and Sarah Gilbert created the show brought us the CBS and then here I come That's the dream team five Eve came just as good. You know, so to me, once you get away from your dream team combination,

do people really care? And are we really talking about something? You don't have to argue politics. I think the view does an amazing job with what they do, right? But we can't be that some people don don't wanna pick a side, right? Sometimes you don't wanna argue out of time. But also I think we gotta understand it is no longer visionary in entertainment. It is now corporation in entertainment.

If you are not cost efficient, you will not stay on. And if you're not generating revenue, you will not stay on. And I think once we lost the components that made us great, then we had to understand that it ain't your season no more. And beyond the gates, I believe it was something that I was told, from other sources, Christoph St. John, when he was alive, he was trying to put this together years ago. It's been in development for years. It's their time.

It's their opportunity. People should support it. People should watch it and keep it on the air because at the end of the day, we all need the jobs. Now, would I like to do another talk show? Absolutely. Absolutely. I've found that I have the skill and I like doing it, but I'd like to do something a little bit different where I can talk about everything with everybody. You know? And I just got a couple of questions, you know? So, earlier you joked right on by Sharon Osbourne, and I clocked it, but I'm going to bring it on back. Real talk. That's why I told you. When I walked in, what I say?

What's up with you? Did she ask me anything? Didn't I tell you? Because you can ask me anything is how I answer. Okay. Okay, wait a minute. So are y'all good? No. All right.

That's a bitch now. That's right, we are sorry. But really, I'm telling you to hold it up for me. That bitch don't ask that. Hold it up for me, gonna be some ass on shit like, I mean, I'm sorry. Okay. No, you good, you good.

Okay, well, where y'all at now? How is y'all relationship now? How is it? Listen, I wasn't mad. I'll tell y'all, because anybody ask me, I'll tell y'all. And I trust y'all. Remember when they were- You know we're talking to millions of people,

ain't just us. Let's want you to know. This family, there's millions of people. Come get the Mix and Mixer tour tickets. Hit me up on Instagram, y'all know where I'm going. I'm being an actor this week in New Brunswick. That's right, New Brunswick, New Jersey. I need stuff, but I need stuff like everything.

Tacoma, Washington, gotta sell that out. Tacoma Comedy Club, Tommy T's in California, Looney Bend in Arkansas, Baltimore Comedy Factory in Maryland, and Forty-Bone in Connecticut. I've been to Detroit at least three times. I need to sell everything to finance everything. But back to your question. So remember, they was, Pierce and Sherm,

they was talking about Meghan Markle. And I pulled them to the side when he came on the show. I said, you cannot mess with her, why Why her mama and them is Windsor Hills? She fell in love with a dude and now she living in Windsor Palace. You can't talk about her We have to ride on you don't do this, right? You can state your point but you ain't riding on her like that Well, they were he was riding then there was a co-sign. The co-sign caught black Twitter, black social media, undefeated to this day, right? So they was dragging. And

a lot of people don't like that heat, right? When I got in trouble, I had to go to the black community. I'm sorry, I was wrong. But then I found out I got caught up in something that I think God was telling me something bigger is coming You better prepare yourself for what's coming So on that day in that time period being dragged then you want to come back in and say I got something I want to say well There was discussion about we're gonna ask you some questions back when people go right right cool cool Ask me anything and then when they get heated and then you want to

jump funky on somebody. Well, this day, I believe that God said, did I not tell you servant that something is coming? Sit down. Why? Because if I had come out of a bag on her, if I had been the Sheryl Underwood from the past that you know me, who the you talking? My last name is what? I would have been a reflection on you. So just don't get the opportunity because black females don't know how to control themselves. But sometimes you gotta check a motherfucker. But you gotta know how and when to check somebody. And on that day, the blessing from God

was for me to sit there and when somebody say, what are we gonna do Sheryl? Because remember I was moderating, which is the leadership position. I liked being the anchor, right? Julie Chen Moonvest was the moderator. I liked being the anchor, right? She teed up for me.

I take it down and we go to break. I slam dunk it and we go to break. If I ain't got none, I, well, nah. If I give her the signal, I ain't got nothing. That's a relationship Yeah, but if somebody's jumping on you sometime you got to let them flame out. I love her I love every woman and man that I've worked with But when something like that happened, I think the blessing from God was look how Cheryl has matured

Look what Cheryl did not do on CBS when a black man is running it Right. We've got to understand we represent each other Yeah, I could have lit her up and for that moment everybody would have been happy until they're not right So I think I did what I should have done which was sit there and let you keep talking Let you keep talking now was I hurt come on just you know me and let you keep talking let you keep talking now was I hurt come on just you know me who the you talking to i want to go to break i did do you who you talking to but then i was like shut it up shirl shut it up go home make a vodka tonic ask god to take this heat off your back then she apologized but then she went on stage stage steel show and said she regretted apologizing and

actually said fuck you fuck you yeah Absolutely and see to me I would say this everybody wants to know my feeling. I want to know what was your reaction to one minute you apologize and next minute you not. One minute you fuzz and next minute you not. One minute you making little comments about somebody in leadership but you not. Or people are coming out with their information that they've witnessed. So wait a minute, Sheryl might not be the villain. Or when, see what happens is, when you get power, even power on the level that we got it,

now you become a threat, right? But we don't wanna wield our power when you can't work. We need you to survive. So when people look back and go, Sheryl, do you regret it? No, no. Who would have thought Sheryl Underwood from Defcom.net, BET, Comic Review would be on the number one network, the red state, the square business network that do all the police procedurals would be on a talk show.

That's why sometimes you got to know to play your position. Right? And I think what I did that day was to represent black women who are going through this each and every day. So you ain't think about putting on a silk scarf, going on Instagram Live, and just airing everybody out on the talk. Like somebody else up here?

Well, listen. Okay, go. You go. No, I ain't, it ain't even. Well, listen, okay go you go Come on come we here together we here together Talk to me. I think that you did what you felt was right for you and the voice and the platform that you felt was Right for you, right? But if you learn so anything from me, they want you to be heated They want you to get mad. They want you to get mad. They want you to attack your ally. Right? But why can't I pull you to the side and go, can I say this?

Okay, bitch, what the fuck's going on? You in this? Right? What you trying to do? How can we help each other? But for me, I just want to live a better life. I just want the opportunities. I'm already walking in with my fist balled up because I'm a black female comedian and everybody want to say this is not fair. Of course it's not fair. You should be doing theaters alone. You should be doing stadiums alone. You should be doing movies. All of us, Tiffany Haddish, Monique, all of us should be working together and doing movies together. But the industry don't see the black woman as valuable yet. Am I right? Yeah, that's right.

But you shouldn't have to walk into a building with your fist palm, right? We should all be walking with our fist palm to make sure that we protect you. Yeah, but my fist is balled up because of an alleged slight. And that's the same thing in relationships a bra might bring in everything that the last dude did but here come pretty Charlamagne which I was trying to get you back a long time ago when you was a radio sidekick I was gonna get you I was gonna drink that I see you in the bathroom I see you in the bathroom I'm confused with your the bathroom. I'm confused with your title. It was Shade Shade and Charlamagne.

I said everything God has made on the buffet of love. You know guys, listen, come on butterscotch. What you doing? You know all women like butterscotch. Come on baby DeMars. Little Worthers. That's right. Damn. That's right. That's right. Come on.

She said your name as in her phone. Worthers. That's right, that's right, come on. She said your name as in her phone, words. That's right, that's right. But my fist was balled up because there were things like not being able to get on certain TV shows, being blocked by who you think should be your ally, or... So you have other women blocking you? Yeah, and I have a strident personality as well. I walk in a boss. Yeah.

Because when you're a female comic, you are the boss. You are everything. So I walk in, Cheryl, can you do it? No, I cannot. Read this right here. Just like when I did, what was the movie that Lisa Ray, Jamie Foxx, Players Club? Yeah. OK, so they called me because in my past,

I was doing a little sexual interpretive dance on the side. You want to be the stripper, Cheryl? No, the part that Adele took. You know I'm too short to be diving. That wouldn't have been a good movie at all. Y'all would have walked out on the bootleg. Who was your stripper name? I didn't have no stripper name. This is what it was. You know I'm from Chicago, right? You know Cheryl's scribbling. Right. That is. But you know I grew up in Chicago, so I was going to UIC. They had an ad in the paper where you was going, it was a lot of ad in the paper.

That's right. That's right. Damn. And it was lingerie modeling. It was lingerie modeling and it was where you come out with the lingerie. It was in a tavern, Family Den lingerie was in a tavern family den it was in a tavern on stony island and you come out with the lingerie on. Yeah, nah but I know it's old.

Yeah, for real. It's a tavern in there right and I'm not a great hill walker so I came out and everything I got it on. Damn you had everything against you. Everything, everything was against me. Everything. And God let you know what you, that's right with the the gun smoke, listen, Festus, James Arness, listen to me, you better come out, rifle man,

Chep Connor, be foe roots when we start hating him. Oh, Lord. God. Man, listen. James. So I'm in the thing trying to get the money, right? Because I'm trying to go to college, right? So I come out, but God let you know what you ain't supposed to do, right? So I come out, and I know I'm not the thing trying to get the money, right? Because I'm trying to go to college, right? So I come out, but God let you know

what you ain't supposed to do, right? So I come out and I know I'm not good at this, but them other girls, they doing it. They stripping because they buy the lingerie and then you're supposed to strip it off, right? But I'm not good, I'm garbage at this, right? So I start telling jokes and acting crazy and falling out the shoes.

Oh wow. On stage? No, you have to walk around the tavern and take it with a buyer, the dude a buyer. So them hood dudes, you know hood dudes like, oh, you crazy, you crazy, you need to walk around the tavern and the tavern to buy it. So them hood dudes, you know hood dudes like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you crazy, you crazy, you need to go home, you need to go home, you not, that's right. So they start paying me for that. And that's how they were like, listen, you funny and you smart.

And then that's when I started having an affinity for the street dude. And I talked for the street dude, I hang out with the street dudes, you know. And street dudes have backed me up in life. So, like you say, I didn't have to fight for myself because the street dude was always willing to step up. What's my point to this? I like doing nightclub comedy because my voice is relaxed, but I like to sprinkle a little politics

and a little spirituality. But it's 95% sexuality. Got Kyle Irby and Mike Washington on the show so we can have some fellas on the show Do I want to grow to doing casinos and theaters? I want to put shows together. It's a house party inside a comedy club I would love for us to work together You know, I'm the host and a headline but we've got to find a way to make our own content With these fellas and and we have the platform to do it

Yeah, and trust me. Yo, it is not dog is we sitting around waiting for nobody. That's right no more That's the best thing about today's times like I've been saying, you know how like back I think you know, you had the Harlem nights, right? Yeah, I feel like it could be something like that now not even what I got The script is it okay? I got the script when I went through what I went through hearing what I heard on the call. Remember I talked about the certain members of the Queens of Comedy dialing in on the call. Yeah.

And I really wanted to thank them. People criticized me. Why would you say that on CBS? Because you didn't hear the part where I said, thank you. Thank you for letting me see what I needed to work on in me. Right? So I wrote a story I wrote about three to five pages. I had a script commission and I said, I want to do this with all of us. Everything I produce through my company has comics in it because nobody's putting us to

work. We have to hope that somebody fall out of a job to get a job. And I want to be able to make a movie in six weeks. Let's do it like they did in the 70s. Let's make these movies. Let's put them out there. Let's use the platform to promote. And let's pay our mortgages. Let's feed our families.

Let's get our retirement together while we buy property, while we change people's lives and put kids through school. And if you don't want to go to school, let's give you a trade. Let's put you in music. Let's get you in art. Let's do everything that was done for us. But we fund it. If you are wearing $250,000 around your neck but

you have not given any money to an HBCU, don't come to me when you in trouble. Because once they get ready to use what they watched you do, because they'll watch you do something and they'll let you keep doing it where you think you golden until they need you to be dismissed. There you go, there you go. So for me, and I'm gonna get off my soap box because I'm trying to sell these tickets,

I wanna produce content. I'm not an actor. And people say, well you did Beauty Shop, that was a blessing. That was a blessing of something that I could do. And Sherri Shepherd helped me understand Making a movie and Queen Latifah allowed me to add live all of that monkey bread Yeah, she allowed me to add that none of that was in the script. But what do I want to do now?

I want to make content. I want to be the person to go. Okay, Jess. I love your idea But you didn't even read it all I don't have to read it all I know you talented I'm gonna give you a shot your dream does not die for my dream to live. Walk down to Business Affairs. There's a white dude down there, puts paperwork on you, and let's get to work. We get to work Monday. That's what I want.

I'm already selling out casinos and theaters and all that. The only thing left for me is the stadiums. And so let's produce this content so I can get there to do that. Absolutely. So we can do that. Absolutely.

We need to be doing reality shows. Why are we not doing reality shows with female comedians in it? And I love the fact that some female comedians, I don't mess with Shreyl Underwood. Well, first of all, I ain't did nothing to you because I'm gonna tell you what your show did. There was about to be some lawsuits flying

and people came on your show on the benefit club and told the truth about it. The truth is the ultimate defense. What happened? Oh, you better go back and look at your footage because I ain't trying to bring nothing back. There's always a breakfast little interview that got some going on.

You better go back and look at your footage when somebody said. Was this when I was here? Was this pre-Jet? No, you wasn't here. This was pre-Jet. This was way back in the day. So now I want to hear it.

What was it you said? Because if I was here, I'd look it up. You don't mess with me. And my thing is, I don't care if you don't mess with me. I'm going to walk up to you in love because one day I got to face the master and I want him to say, serving well done. Why? Because somebody said they didn't mess with you. I'm not going to be no sucker. I'm not going to be no gump. You know what I'm saying? But I will walk up to you. How you doing? You know, why don't we work together? You know, why don't we do something? Or I got an idea. I've been in auditions where I

didn't know you weren't supposed to do this. I've been in auditions where they were like, well sure read these sides. Well, first of all before I read anything, I'm really not good for this part But you know who is good for this part my enemy is perfect for this I would name the person and I would go go get that person or I'll give up a phone number You don't really want me to do this. Y'all here call this person right now. Don't tell them it's me cuz they gonna turn it down Go get this person and get this money not cuz I'm trying to be noble It because I just feel like I'm trying to right every wrong that I've done spiritually and if you don't mess with me Let's sit down and squash it or let's get paid to squash it. Yeah, good reality. Am I right? You saying a lot of good stuff, but I Google Cheryl under with wearing lingerie and ain't nothing come up

Now I got one in a leotard I'm looking at that is it the leopard leotard No, this is you I'll send you I'll send you the leopard leotard? No, this is yours from underwear. I seen you in the leopard leotard. And then I had some, I did some AIDS, anti-AIDS posters. Matter of fact, I took those that did that photo shoot. Oh no, no, no, no, they were sexy, they were sexy. What is that? Cause I was trying to push condoms,

because I was trying to push condoms. I was trying to push condoms in a sexy way, because my act is super sexual, you know me. I got one good move, I got one good move. Now if you trying to make church on time, don't stop me. I don't like the anti-acid, I think you're a beautiful woman, Cheryl. Anti-AIDS, I'm thinking like-

Oh no, it was sexy. You put somebody under that mist, you don't wanna have sex. It was safe sex. I was saying it was safe sex. We were trying to put safe sex, and matter of fact, my father was alive, and my father was like, so this what you trying to do? He called me his son, because I'm his first born. He said, this what you trying to put safe sex and matter of fact my father was alive and my father was like so this what you're trying to do?

He called me his son because I'm his first born. He said this what you're trying to do? And I was, no my father old school like a mug. My father old school like a mug. He's a party outie. And my dad would say you know what, you know what don't let nobody let nobody tell you not pretty why cuz you look just like your dad I was like, I don't know if that's a good thing But really who I'm doing on stage is my father and my oldest brother

My father funny. Oh my father say wow stuff like I don't know. Can I say the word you gonna beep him out? Gail King just said okay Gail turned into a goon. She's 70, she ain't got no care in the world. But listen, we want to be making that Gail King money. I don't know if I want to go in space. No, she boys, she got too much money. But would you do it if they said? No, I want to go in space, you know, I'm cool. No, she boys, she got too much money. Right, that's what I'm doing.

But would you do it if they said? No, I wouldn't go in space. I think space is for space and Earth is for Earth. I'm good. I think I'd be good. Yeah, because I don't do nothing. I'm doing the Tom Jones Fantastic Voyage Cruise. Me and my doctor trying to go on there.

Well, I'm doing that because we're going to talk about relationships and everything. And my doctor's going to come on on and I want people to ask questions. I would love for somebody to do segments where we really talk about healthcare. We really talk about the new things that are out there because everybody eating healthy and walking is not going to do it. If you've been tearing up your body for years, you need medical care and we need to be making these pharmaceutical companies and make it more reasonable for us

But yeah, I'm going on there But I love what the foundation is doing for HBC use because I have my own foundation pack wrap foundation for education And I have a sports initiative for young boys. So I'm going back through my Rolodex of everybody I was kicking it went go well now that you married give me some money for my We just found this. Samoa says Sheryl Underwood has ulterior motives. I don't rock with her like that. I'm not phony.

I saw that. Now, but she did admit that there was a phone call. She admitted that there was a phone call. I remember Adele said she wanted to sue y'all for something. OK, now how much she put two and two together, you ain't gonna get five, you see what I'm saying? And I wasn't mad about that, because you can go viral for a negative thing

or a positive thing, right? And so when it was coming out and everybody, I'ma sue, I'ma sue, I'ma sue, truth is the ultimate defense. And I said based on my recollection, I'm not against you. I would love for me and Samora and Adele and Monique and Jess and all of us and Tiffany, all of us work together and make a movie.

I would love for us to make a slow proper. I would love. You know how bad their stomachs would be hurting if they have a movie with all us in it like that? Yeah, we fighting. We doing everything. The script I got, we fighting. We doing everything, making little everything.

We doing what the dudes doing in their movies. But if we can get the financing, that's the key because people think they're gonna lose money Why a woman will pay to see a male comic with her man? Sometimes men don't want to come because they think it's gonna be an hour and a half of bashing, right? Yeah, we don't tap you a little bit. But my show is created for the male Audience where the females will learn because I'm sitting with your dude I thought we would have saw more that after girls trip girls trip did over 100 million dollars, right? You know, why do you think it didn't happen? I

Really don't know. Well, I don't I really don't know I thought I thought that that would make sense for people to start doing more of that just because they duplicate And I would say as a business person, sometimes, I'm not saying take less money because you think you less than, but I'm saying sometimes your cost, and I look at it like this, so I want people to call in criticize me just like when I was on club straight, saying people criticize me for things. You got a right to say what you feel as long as you stay listening, time spent listening, that's what I need you to do. But here's the

catch, if you're not making any money, so then you get a shot or a job offer, and then you ask for your catch up money, you trying to catch up to all the money you didn't make, then you close the door on them hiring us, because your price is too high. You see what I'm saying? Sometimes you got to be cost effective,

not cost prohibitive. When I go for a job now, people say, well, do you think you're going to make the same money you're making at CBS? Absolutely not. I got blessed. Somebody saw me on CBS, and I think they saw me on The View doing political humor, right? Then I got a call. Nowhere do you hear somebody gets a phone call, avoids the phone call.

Steve Harvey goes, bitch, call him back, because me and Steve would chop it up like that. We've been friends for years, right? So I call back, I go to a meeting and in 72 hours you have a job that you keep from season two to season 15. That's God. And that's also being ready for the opportunity. And then I can show that if I can do it, Jess can do it. If I can do it, Tiffany can do it. If I can do it, Monique should be able to be on the show. Lonnie Love. Where's Lonnie Love with all of that experience, right? Sherri Shepherd, we gotta help Sherri

keep that show on the air. Jennifer Hudson, everybody. Because the industry is not like it used to be. And that's partially the dismantling of urban radio. Why? Music ain't the same, right? So now they're saying, well, I'm not gonna make a video you got to do it yourself Okay, I'll do it myself, but how do I make a certain amount of money now?

Everybody wants to talk about streaming yeah, and the finances of streaming But then you think somebody gets this what I'm saying is we need to go back to what we used to learn the business Work with them while we create uh-oh Because they're gonna come and buy you from you Work with them while we create our own. Because they're going to come and buy you from you. When you come, open a briefcase like Hawaii Five-O and give me my money. You see what I'm saying?

And we can do this. And you all are part of helping us do this because we have to be able to promote. I want people to buy tickets to the club. I want younger people to come in, but I'm really an old school act. Yeah, what about us? Everybody always forgets about the 40-somethings

and the 50-somethings. Absolutely, absolutely about us? Everybody always forgets about the 40 somethings and the 50 somethings. Absolutely, absolutely. But once you get to a well-placed oral sex joke, a young dude means, okay old lady, they call it antique. And I'm still throwing it. And I'm still throwing it. And she's performing this week in New Brunswick. Yeah, Distress Factory. Yes, she's going to be at Distress Factory. Make sure you go get your CD. What we missed? What did we miss, y'all, man? Because it ain't like I can't come back.

I want you to dig it. This is Gayle King on CBS now. What in the faggotry are you talking about? Oh, yeah. Listen, and I love when Gayle, she got that cool corporate voice, but something gully come out of her mouth. That's the kind of girl that I want to slap and go, let me see what's in y'all. That ain't IHT.

Then she came back with it. What does that mean? Like you don't know. You a journalist. You know exactly. You done said that three, four times. Stop playing. Stop playing. You done said that while you patting your head. Stop playing. You know. She knew what she was saying. while you patting your head. Gail, stop playing. Stop playing. Gail like this. She knew what she was saying. Because, hold on, man, you know,

I was saying Gail knew. You might not know what the eff a tree man, but you know what the dike a tree man is. That's right. I know if Gail was, you know. Well, listen, I don't believe that. Let me tell you something. What is going on?

Let me tell you what happened. That's a good point, Jess, bring up, because they've been saying Gail part of that community for so long, her and Oprah, that she should be able to use that word. That's what I'm saying. Listen, everybody, they try to say, first of all, there is something to be said about, once you make a lot of money and for so long, her and Oprah, that she should be able to use that word. That's what I'm saying. Listen, everybody, they try to say, first of all, there is something to be said about once you make

a lot of money and you get famous, then everybody's talking about that's what you are, because you don't see what I'm doing. I creep on the low. I go through three hotels at one time. Listen, meet me in the lobby at this one, we gonna get in the cab, we gonna go down to this one, but we not gonna stay.

We gonna go out the back, then I want you to go around the corner. Now you got to drive another car. I don't want everybody knowing my business. So people were trying to say I was. It's worth all that, Sheryl. But they were saying that I was. And I, I, I...

But is it worth all that though? It is. Tell them it is. It's all right. I mean, I, no, I'll tell the truth now before we, before you... Sheryl, let me take you out to dinner. First, I tell you, it's garbage. Below the waist, garbage.

I ain't got to move. Above the neck, fire. You'll be late for work. You'll be late for work. You'll be late for work. You'll be mad. You'll mad. You're gonna be like, what day is it? And my kidney is gone? And my tooth, my wisdom, you took my wisdom tooth out? I'll put you down. I'll put you down. I'll make you call me. I'll make you call me. And I don't need a full face of makeup.

I know when I did a good job, when they don't care whether I got a wig or makeup on, I just need to see you. I bet you do. I bet you do. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I me. I mean, you called me. And I don't need a full face of makeup. I know when I did a good job, when they don't care whether I got a wig or makeup on, I just need to see you. I bet you do.

I bet you do. I know what I'm doing. But fair exchange, ain't no robbery now. I'll tell you the truth. You want this, it's not good. You have to find somebody good. I'm at the top. I'm not at the bottom.

And see, I would hang out with girl, because she say she looking for somebody, but she's going to have a hard time. Why you say that? Why? Successful women are gonna have a hard time because some men think we don't need you. I need you. I need you. You can work at the gas station and I need you. Why? Because I know I'm getting honey buns. I'm gonna get barbecue chips and a full tank of gas. That's what Ray said. And then I'm gonna motivate you to buy the gas station you work in. And then I'm gonna get barbecue chips and a full tank of gas. I was ready to say that. And then I'm gonna motivate you to buy the gas station you work in. And then I'm gonna motivate you to buy more gas stations. That's right.

If that's what you want to do. Now if you cool working at the gas station, I'm gonna make sure your shirt is fresh and iron. Nate, because your real name is Nathaniel. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. Give me some sugar. Now go work at the gas station. I'm gonna scoop around, get me a tank of gas.

I need that 91 octane, baby. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure your shirt is ready. I'm gonna make sure you sure this ready. Give me some sugar now go work at the gas station I'm gonna scoop around get me a tank of gas. I need that 91 octane And I see you later What you trying to do? What you trying to do with them waves? Wait a minute, who on your show?

No, oh boy, oh boy What's his name? What's his name? He's in all the commercials now, big dude, big dude Juski? Yeah! Listen, everybody was blowing my phone, Juski trying to hit I was like, where he at? Oh yeah, oh yeah Y'all know, uh, Sheryl

What's her name? Sheryl, she uh Dark skinned lady Sheryl sure underwood she got that thing Yeah Me going to say he won't hit I said that was column tell them what's up? I'm in this city No, I don't know how to do all that Who the hell be damning me from your page all the damn time? Oh, that's me wait a minute But don't let that wait, but wait a minute. Let me tell you I remember I Oh, yo, she think, yo, she act like you got a different number of something.

She asked you, was it still you? Did it still work? Like you sold the thing? Did it still work? Yes! I'm going to connect you and Drewski. OK, but listen, y'all need to, what y'all need to do, we need to meet up somewhere.

Y'all need to film it. See, it's documented. And then I need to get that kiss good night. Because I like to kiss. I don't really like to do nothing now. You know me and Flav, he had scored me to the BET comedy awards. Flavor, Flav?

Yeah, he had scored me. And he was like, you know, he thought he was just doing it, you know, being dashing and everything. But then when I did my set, the one that LL Cool J performed on way back in that day, when I had my little make-up, my outside make-up, and one of the Wayans brothers had me in the corner, then he was rapping to the beat

I said, you know, this is Cheryl Underwood, right? And he was like sure I was like, yeah, man Cuz you know usually I don't look you know, but I got the best Dale McDonald best glam man three Emmys to my one So anyway, I you know, I was trying to get my get myself together You know, I'll be texting people and I don't know if people really like me, right? You gotta figure out, do you really like me? Because I'm not gonna throw it out there if you don't like me. And if you like me, then let's go out.

Now if you wanna film it, film it. So me and Flav get together, I do my set, then he's like, well come to the after party. I said, no, I'm going home, go to bed. He said, no, I'll come to the after party. This dude was getting drinks, everything. He was chivalrous, everything. So I was like, okay, it's time for me to go.

You know, I said good night. And he was like, good night. And so he moved in for the movie. And I said, all right, you buying them drinks. He bought a lot of drinks. And I'm still standing. OK, and we kiss good night. And I was like, well, damn.

We say favor trade exchange, what you say? Fair exchange ain't a robbery. Fair exchange ain't a robbery. It ain't no robbery. You trying to holler at me? But he was dashing. For me, you get me on dashing, handsome't a robbery. Fair exchange ain't a robbery. It ain't a robbery. You trying to holler at me? But he was dashing. For me, you get me on dashing, handsome, a man.

Right? I like a baby DeVos, but people think, why would you mess with Flay? Right? He was dashing, he was handsome, and I felt it was an appropriate good night kiss. It don't mean we gonna be together. Because you may not like me. You might just have a feeling. You know what I'm saying?

If you got the feeling, what you wanna do after this? There you go, Drusky, don't you get scared. I'm putting the pressure on, don't get scared. But we gonna have to come back here and y'all gonna have to let the cameraman follow us, because we hit the Red Lobster in Times Square and tear them apart, ain't gonna be no more crab legs. You better do something other than Red Lobster.

No, no, no. We trying to help the brother. We trying to help the brother. I want to make the Red Lobster. If you go to my Instagram page, I've been going to Red Lobster with people all over the country with dudes. If you want to date me, and I'm in the city,

and there's a Red Lobster, I'd like to go on Thursday night, because I need to get some sleep, do the promotion on Friday. But I want to go into the Red Lobster, because we got to bring that back as the popping spot. We got to help this brother. We got to talk to the brother over at Lowes. The brother that's running Lowes, we can talk to you. If you are on the list, we need to talk to you. Cheryl not wrong. If you get anything from this conversation today, that's what we got to do, bring community back. That's right. That's right. Okay, so when I'm coming back, when I come

back, listen, I ain't trying to take a position. Oh Oh, I just try to get in cuz I try to do that Train your replacement I got jokes about that too. So my walk up to teach me how to run a copy machine That's a copy machine. Hmm. I thought that was a vending machine I ain't never seen it. You know what I mean? Mix and mingle, carmine, jewelry. Mix and mingle, tour dates. Mix and mingle, tour tickets. Stress Factory in New Brunswick this Friday.

Get y'all tickets. And go to, go to, that's it. That's me and Flay. Oh, okay. And look, look, look at that. That's the makeover. You look good, guy. Yeah, that's the makeover right there.

It look like Chavis Chalk will be your son. That's what. Just listen to me. No, no, no, no. And I was trying to get him. Cause two chocolate people usually don't get together. Yeah, no. But he had, all his skin was the same color.

I was like shining. I will say here, no, you don't look like Lil Yachty. Lil Yachty looked like you. Yes. Well, you know what? I would love to meet him and chop it up and everything. But let's see what we're going to do, because I need another check. I need to make some money.

And I'll come to New York once a month. I'll come once a month. Whatever you want to do. We need to talk politics too. Let's do it. It's the Breakfast Club. It's talk politics too. Let's do it. It's the Breakfast Club. It's the Breakfast Club.

That's right. Wake that ass up. Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club.