The Breakfast Club - INTERVIEW: Tiffany Haddish Talks Sports Illustrated Cover, Kevin Hart Roast, Upcoming Films, Being California Sober + More

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

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We are the breakfast club. Law and LaRosa's here as well. We got a special guest in the building. She walked in here like she could body slam all of us this morning. She could. You know what she's from? Ladies and gentlemen, Tiffany Adder. Good morning.

Good morning, Tiff. Congratulations. She also brought the cover, I should say, Sports Illustrated magazine with her on the cover, which is pretty, pretty goddamn dope. Congratulations. First committee ever to do so, that.

Yes, I am, congratulations. You're next. Thank you, baby. You next. Thank you, I smell it up here. Yeah, get it. Is that what she want, though? Because you've been manifesting it, Tiff.

Yeah, I've been won this since the 1900s. Wow. When I used to run track and field, I wanted to be in sports, Illustrated for track and field, I thought I was gonna be, I thought I would be Flojo, like, yes, I'm gonna be just like her and I'm gonna be in Olympics, but then that didn't pan out.

But the dream never went away, the dream never went away, so. So what did being on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit, that you mean for Tiffany Haddish the woman, not the celebrity, but you, the woman? That I can do anything if I believe in it. If I believe enough, anything is possible, no matter what people say, how fat I might be, or how whatever I might be, If I believe in it and I'm willing to take action every single day towards the thing I believe in, I'm going to get it.

That's why I'm here now. Well, what did it take to get to that level? Because, I mean, you're cut up crazy. We're looking at the cover right now. Yes, yo. What was the training like? In that gym? Something where you said cut up.

I don't like what the hell is. She's cut up. You're talking about. She's tone. You heard how you say it right. You cut up crazy. And then when she walked in you like, damn. Like I've been out of fucking to get to that body.

I wish. I'm talking about the work. I was like, there's a lot of me. get to that body. That body would be a lot thicker, a lot bigger. Eating, right? It'd be a lot more going on with it. Double workout?

So what are you to get to that? Look, I don't like going to the gym personally. I kind of hate it. So I'm very, like, particular. So, uh, intermittent fasting whenever, and also whenever I feel like I'm hungry, like, oh, I'm going to eat something, drink water, wait 20 minutes. If I'm still hungry after that, then I need to actually eat a meal, not just be eating on crap.

Now, the fasting is that 12 to 8 fast. What's the time is the fashion? It's a basically I don't eat till like 12 o'clock in the afternoon, 12 to 1 o'clock, and then stop eating around 9, 10 o'clock at night. And then, yeah, get my body a chance to, like, process everything and give a little time between each meal, too. Drink my weight in water. So however much I wait, for every pound I weigh, an ounce of water for every pound. Every time I go to the bathroom, because I drink my weight in water, I got to use the bathroom a lot.

So 25 squats. every time I go to the toilet basically every single time. So I come out the bathroom heavy breathing. So you go to the bathroom and then you do squats on the side? Do squats right off the toilet because the toilet is usually the perfect height for a squat, right?

Boom, and as soon as your thighs hit that seat, boom, pop back up. Right? So you hit that 25 times way easier in high heels than it is in flash. Way easier to do in the middle of the day than it is first thing in the morning. But if you do it first thing in the morning, it activates every And your thighs is like your second heart, right?

And then when you do it in heels, you strengthen the calf muscle. Baby, in your own. Your own stroke. Hallow. Hello. Hello. And then once a week, I'll go to this thing called the perfect workout where you do lift heavy weights in this in slow motion. And I found it on Groupon.

And it's crazy because it's mostly, I did. I found it on Groupon and it's mostly elderly people in there. So then then I'm like talking to them every now and then getting advice, getting knowledge. So it's like, now my mom. brain growing because I'm learning from my elders, right? And then, and then once a week I do Pure Bar, which is like, you know, like Pilates and ballet mixed together. So you work out once a week heavy waste, that's it?

Yeah, once a week heavy weights. Wow. But every day, I wear my weighted vest, which is 20 pounds. So when I walked my dog, I was wearing the weighted vest. When I was washing my dishes, mopping my floors, cleaning house, I wear my weighted vest. When I'm gardening, I wear my weighted vest, and that's it. How much do you have to lose?

How much did I have to lose? for the couple. Shit, I was like 1.45 right there. Okay, okay. Yeah. Earlier, do you say people were saying you were fat? Did you say that? Yeah, yeah.

They were saying I'm fat, pregnant, all kind of shit. You know, a few years ago. Mm. I mean, I feel like... You can Google that. They were trying to call me pregnant and all of that. I got one more question before you doing this workout. And what did you eat?

What were your meals like? Oh, my meals. Okay, so basically try to eat meat once a day and then like a lot of vegetables, a lot fruit. Shut up. Shut up. What is your problem?

You got to eat meat, so you're looking at me. But you need your protein. But you can get that through beans and all that too. And then I would eat a lot out of my garden. So like off my own land, which give me like a little sense of pride. And I will always feel full. Like I break my fast by eating berries from my backyard. And I feel like, yeah, them my berries.

That's my thing. You know, like these my, you know, just. feeling good about that. So also making sure you have like a feeling, a sense of like joy every day, it really helps a lot. Being stressed out every day really adds the LBs and really like messes your skin up,

message your, but it mess your body up. Too much cortisol. So just soon as I feel my stress levels going up, I'm gonna try to make sure I laugh or do something that make me feel good, even if it's just like just walking around barefoot in the backyard or going to mess with my bees or something like that, like just being in the sun,

just change it up. I see you going. Love that. Yeah. I also got a gang of shit. I really, you can see my aura because that might be the shade butter reflecting off of this beautiful brown skin.

Nah, that's the shape butter. He looks good. Go ahead. No one, I'm sorry. Oh, no, I was going to say, the only pregnancy rumors I remember was when you and Jason Lee did that photo thing and people thought that was like a thing,

but... No, before that, like in the, like, 2017, when was Cardi B pregnant? Because they was trying to say I was pregnant, too. Shoot, she didn't have been pregnant with three months. Shut up. A gang of times. I feel like every time she pregnant, they'd be trying to say I'm pregnant.

But, no, yeah, a while ago. But also in 2019, also when I was in that relationship, they was trying to say I was pregnant then, all of that, yeah. And the last relationship I was in, his mom was trying to tell me I was pregnant. I was like, girl, you got me messed up. I would never, not with your son. But anyway. The mama said that to you?

Maybe she was trying to manifest something. Maybe, maybe, maybe. This was another relationship after the other relationship? Yeah, I've had men. girl please that was four years ago that's right that's four years ago I'm a beautiful woman I don't know if you know this I'm a swimsuit model no I know I know I'm a cover swimsuit model like that you just been keeping things real low-key a bit a low-key bit ish girl I've been dating the same way I've been dating for the last like I've been dating

for what 25 years 30 years yeah so I date the same way just it ain't everybody business I've dating everybody like they drug dealers you know what that's right everybody like they drug deals I learned my lesson from that last one don't tell you Nobody nothing. Just date everybody like their drug dealers. He might be here today. He might be gone tomorrow. Everybody like that telling dope.

For a good time, not a long time. How did it feel when you first saw the cover? I was, it felt like such an honor. I felt like, first of all, I feel like I looked like my grandma. And my grandma was a model back in the 1950s. She was one of the first black women in the state of California to be on TV modeling clothes and swimsuits and all of that. And I remember she used to teach us. I always be showing us how to pose and how to sit like a lady and how to, you know,

all the little model stuff. But as I, you know, my sisters and brothers got taller than me. She's like, oh, you're not going to be a model. You didn't get tall enough. It's not going to work out for you. There's other things you can do. And she was right. And, but I always wanted to be like her.

I always wanted to be beautiful like her and be a model like her. And, you know, you're a funny girl. They always say, oh, pretty girls can't be funny. Ain't no way you could be a model. Only the kind of model you could be as a, you know, sex model. You could be on some kind of porn or something like that, but you can't be no model model. And these last, I would say three years,

I've been literally manifesting hardcore. I mean, I popped up in that fashion show. Kathy Hilton knew that this is something I wanted to do. She knew that my grandmother was a model. She knew all these things. So she's like, just do it. Just start moving towards it. Like, jump up in the show.

And, you know, black community, ah, she's bringing disgrace to us, whatever. I'm living my dream. Okay, that same company that I jumped up in their show. They hired me their next fashion show to actually walk in the show. Nobody talked about that. Nobody talked about me getting hired to walk in the show. Yeah, they hired me.

Yeah, Masei hired me. And then they gave me a bunch of clothes to wear for my whole comedy tour. And so I was wearing elegant dresses, the whole damn tour. You know, it was Oscar DeLorenta and Monsei was dressing me, the whole tour. Oh, that's prior. We saw the dresses, remember, but we didn't know where they were from. That's up, y'all. So they were dressing me.

So that felt really good. And then it was like, if I could do that, then I definitely could do the swimsuit model thing. And I did it. So two questions. Your relationship with the Hilton's with Kathy Hilton. Like what's the background of the relationship? Like, how did y'all meet each other?

I met Kathy through Paris. And I met Paris through these streets. And me and Paris, we get along really well. When we got a lot in common because she's been through a lot of the same kind of stuff I've been through. Like, while she might be rich and all this, and her parents are like, you know, She's an heiress and all of this.

They still put her in a camp that still treated her like how they treat foster kids. And she went through a lot. And we bonded on that and been like super close ever since. And yeah, she teaches me a lot about making money. Like, that's the only kind of friends I really want. Like, no shade to my broke friends. I love you. Just get your credit score together.

I'll call you back. Like, because I think your association, like my grandma used always said bad association. spoils useful habits. And when you change your association and start associating with the type of people that are doing things that you want to do, like I don't want to be like her, but there's things that she does

that I would like to know how to do. And that family knows how to do all those things that I want to know how to do. So teach me your ways. Teach me how to do it. And they're not going to adapt that fits me and my family. If you have five broke friends, you'll eventually be the six.

Yeah, you will. And they'll talk bad about you too. And they'll drain your pocket. it's dry and I've learned that the hard way of fake ass motherfuckers. Damn it, man. Now I'm sorry for looking at you envy when I said it. But you remind me of these light-skinned motherfuckers.

You're looking at his beard and his hair. That's the fake part. That's not his real hair sir. This is real hair sir. But it's not your real hair color. Did you get it in Turkey? Did you get that in Turkey? No, I didn't get it into it. This is my real head. He's joking. Grab, grab the hair. Is that your real hair color? You can't grab the hair color. You know what's not my real hair color? What's your real hair color?

Silver. Why don't you let that be? Why don't you let that silver roll? Well, women die their hair, right? And nobody complains to them about it because they like the way it looks. Yeah, but when men got that silver hair, that shit is sexy.

Something about it. It's like wisdom, knowledge. Like, I don't know. Well, my wife likes it like this, and I'm trying to, you know, what my wife's like. Yeah, I'm sure she likes it like washing them pillow cases too, but.

It doesn't die off. Just the men does not die on. I don't know. I saw you sweating one day And it's dripping brown. That drip was kind of dark. You said a lot of people don't talk about the, what happened after the runway moment, right?

But they talked about the crashing moment. What was the phone call, like when the brand called you to actually hire you to then come back on fashion? I was crying. I was so honored. Because that's something I always want. I'm literally just accomplishing goals that, like,

the things that my grandmother wasn't able to do, my grandmother wasn't able to do Fashion Week, right? At that time, that wasn't, like, a thing that was possible. And so I'm accomplishing it. Like I literally feel like I'm just tying up all of Lucians for all my ancestors. That's what I feel like I'm doing these days. Tying up Lucian.

That's how I feel like. I feel like this cover is like a statement about survival because it feels like your whole career, you just keep reinventing yourself after every public setback. Yeah. You know, set back to them growth to me. You know, it's an opportunity to grow to me. If you don't grow from your mistakes, then we'll, What are you doing here?

Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to keep making the same dumb mistakes over and over, it's like, what are you doing? And when you were, quote, unquote, canceled. Who supported you the most during that, during those? Me? She was canceled when she was canceled?

When was I canceled? Because y'all talked about when people they messed with her and all that, but I never seen that. Only people that was canceling me was people that was jealous. That's how I feel. Which moment are you talking about? Yeah, which moment? Because I've had many moments.

Let's not bring up nothing stupid that don't need to be rehashed. I'm not bringing up no moments, but it was times where they're. They said that. So I didn't see like, you know, because you said it was her way back when you said the cover, but I'd never seen her as canceled. She's always did movies.

She's always had sold out shows. I didn't know what, you know, what you mean by cancel when you said? Yeah, I don't understand. It just means people don't like you at the moment, you know, which is, I mean, if everybody like you all the time, something wrong. Everybody didn't like Jesus all the time.

So I don't expect everybody to like me. I don't expect everybody to love me, but I know that magazine sold out. I know it's hard to find. I know that's hard to find. especially in the black community and the white one. And it's called the crossover, darling. And I'm very proud of that.

And I'm sure there will be people like that'll see this, that'll try to like, you know, tear me down. And that's fine. That's fine because I'm a tree. When somebody's like, oh, Tiffany, you're a plant. You damn right, I'm a plant. I've been in the dark a long time and now I'm sprouting up and I'm about to be fruitful.

And it's a lot of people eating off the fruits of these trees. They eat off the fruit. They are, though. are like I'll do say something to TMZ and then people will make TikTok videos for weeks about that and they're eating they're eating off my fruit yeah you eat not for me

and I'm happy to feed the ecosystem I love I'm a shit then be your fertilizer so why you ain't shit on niggas at the rose I wanted you to get up there I knew you was going to give him about a hundred girl because I'm a model now I'm a sports illustrated cover model my job as a model is to be pretty don't talk.

But you were a comedian. You were on stage. There was a lot of comedians on stage that didn't talk. But Croucher was sitting right there. Nobody said none. I didn't even know he was there. He was there.

Duane Martin was sitting there. He wouldn't say nothing. See, what had happened was. There are some people that got to present, that got to roast that didn't want to be roasted. Yeah. And so some of us had to be glorified sea fillers. I'm just.

It was being a pretty model. I was modeling, guys. And I had to pee really bad, and I don't know about you when you have to pee. It's hard to hear. And it was long, yeah, right. It was too long. It was too long.

I got up in the middle of Kevin shit and went to go to the bathroom. I couldn't hold it no more. I couldn't hear nothing. Except for the part where when I saw the rock tap his leg, I almost ran over there and when it sat on this fucking leg. I'm like, I sit on this motherfucker.

I saw when the rock came out, the way you was looking at him. You was like, damn. That's the first time you met him. No, I just been DTF for a long time. I've been trying, since he's been a wrestler since he had a hair line, you know,

I've been trying to get it back. I remember I ran into him one time at the doctor's office. He was there with his baby mama that was getting, you know, like ultrasound whatever, and I had ran into them and I was like, how can I steal him from her right now? There ain't no way to steal that man. I wanted to.

He's part of my dreams. He's in my spank bank. So you're manifesting him too? Maybe. Maybe I can make his hair grow back if he let me sit on top of his head. Oh, okay, shit. I've been known to grow men's hair back. What was that cream you used?

What was it? You had some concoction. Oh, I had you did the monostat mixed with the coconut oil. Let me try it. That shit was working. It was working. It takes time. It was during COVID, though.

So you know everybody held growing back. I'm like, damn, I got a boss. Hey, yo. Did it work? I don't remember. I tried it for a little bit, but I didn't try it long enough. You didn't try it long enough. It works.

I've seen a lot of bitches edges come back. Manistad and coconut oil. Monastat coconut oil or monastat and a hobo oil. Mix that together and then put it just like, just put it on your edges. Daily? Daily. Before you go to bed at night. Just let me know how that go.

I got you. You got that. You got that. I know, but I want some more. Man, you can fix it with castor oil, too. That's really. Yeah. snap it in.

So were you even scheduled to perform at the rose at all? No. I was actually scheduled to sit in the audience. I just wanted to sit in the audience and watch. Look, that's why I was dressed the way I was dressed. That sounds like it was cute. Right. But it was like, you know, audience attire.

No, you looked real good. You looked fly to me. You looked at fly. I thought you was going to come up on the stage. No, I wish. So how did you end up on stage? So the people that didn't want to be roasted, that, well, they wanted to roast Kevin,

but they didn't want to be roasted. They didn't sit down, right? And so they left. And so they needed people to fill in those seats. So they asked me and I'm like, yeah, I'm going to support Kevin 110% no matter what. So even if it's just me sitting in the background and not saying nothing, I'm cool with that. I've been an extra before. I'm not to do that.

But everybody knows how close you in Cab all. So they just expect it all clearly. I don't know if we're that close anymore. I don't, the nigger number changed or something. Dang. I didn't see a number. I just seen him. But the phone don't work.

The phone don't work. Nick, phone number don't work. Hey, I said, I'm trying to text, the niggins say, I hope you're doing all right, you know what I'm saying? And you're calling, and the shit was green. Then I called it when they was like, I was like, yeah, okay. After the roast you called?

Oh, because all of the conversations. Yeah, I just want to say, you encourage him, make sure he's doing okay, because I don't know if people realize, like, a roast is designed to, like, demolish somebody, but they're supposed to be raising money for charity. Usually that's what roast was about.

Like, you raise the money for some sort of charity, And then, like, you're going to get your feelings hurt and it's going to be a lot of mean things said and done, but that's the way to roast go. But we're doing it for a good cause. And I don't know what the good cause was on this one. Because Netflix needed more money because whatever. I don't know what the cause was.

But I just wanted to make sure he was okay because I've seen people come out of those roast and be devastating. And so just to be, you know, hey, I got your back, bro. If you need somebody cry to you, want me to call the goons? on somebody I got you. We can send goons to Texas. No problem. I got him there.

I think Cap would be all right. He'll be coming up here this week actually. He'll be fine. He's fine. He's fine. Yeah. It's like the number one show on Netflix right now. So he's fine.

He's just fine. Billions of views. Did you in Katzby? Because I know Kat had some things to say about you. Did you see him that later? He didn't say nothing about me at the thing. No, not at the roast. But I'm just talking about previous year in the past.

No, we didn't speak at that thing. But I've talked to him, A multitude of time. We talk on the phone. We cool. We cool. You know, I'll be talking crazy sometimes, but we're cool. I don't even say nothing that crazy.

I don't say that crazy. You don't say, he'd be saying crazy shit. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're cool. Did any of the comedians who didn't get invited give you a call after the video with TMZ? Again, they was like,

you don't have to answer everything. You don't have to respond to every question that's asked. And I'm like, Like, well, what was that? So, TMZ had caught her out in New York and they asked her about the Tony Hinchcliff George Floyd joke and she said I didn't even hear it. I didn't hear the joke.

And then she's like, but Lonnie Love was mad or whatever and then I was like, well, I didn't know what to say. So I just said. Lonnie was there? Oh, no, like she just saw it. They tell her that she was there. She said there's a lot of people, like Lonnie Love, a lot of people, comedians that are upset about that joke. And then I didn't know what to.

to say to that except for you said talking about a bunch of comedians that wasn't invited. That weren't invited. Oh, so maybe they're jealous. I don't know. I turned around and walked away. Because I didn't know how to respond to that. I don't. I didn't even go back, play back and watch it. I stay off my social media

because, you know, I think that's where the devil lives and I'm not fin of going to visit the devil house. And I know that people eat off of me. They, you know, I'm bearing fruit clearly. And so they use my name. And then I'm gonna see that. And then what?

Then I'm gonna want to show up to their house and whip their eyes. And I can't do that anymore. I'm a model. Like you can't. I'm a model. I can't do that. How Tiffany Haddish got viral TikTok content

about her from the Rose and she didn't even say nothing at the room. Now one thing, which tells you that I'm the shit. I'm popping. They like me. They really like me. If you could talk to yourself from five years ago,

what would you warn yourself about it in regards to fame? I would warn myself five years ago, so that was 2021, I would say you don't tell nobody you in a relationship ever again. Don't ever, don't ever like if you're sad about

something and you want to have a drink, do that shit, buy yourself in the closet. Like never go nowhere to have a drink. Get your rest. Get your rest because they're going to be attacking you. So make sure you get your sleep and it's okay if you show up late to stuff because

they'll wait for you. Yeah. I like that. I like all that. That's what I would tell myself. They'll wait for you. I don't know about the late one though. The late one might... I actually like the way she said that.

They'll wait. Because you always late. Do you physically... Like, actually mean late or you mean like, what's free you? I mean physically late. I was born like two weeks late. I'm always late.

I lied to myself by 45 minutes, 30 minutes, what time I need to be somewhere so I can be on time. But sometimes it depends on what it is. But, like, you know, they said to be. here at 830. I was here at 827.

Are you getting better? It's nine something. But we still would have waited for you, like you said. See, you're a model. Because I'm a model, I'm a model now. Just have a model. Can't believe it. Funny and a model.

Like, it's crazy. So how have you celebrated yourself? I've just been doing press and I've been going on and so I've been eating good food and I went to New Jersey and I hung out with very rich very rich rich women that are like CEOs of companies

luxury brands and whatnot and I got a massage and I learned about being a CEO and what it takes and yeah I celebrate by like gathering knowledge I went to a party I went to a Sports Illustrated party that was kind of it was a party Yeah, yeah.

Learn nothing new at the party. I feel like true celebrations you get, for me anyways, is when I gather up new knowledge. Networking. Yeah, and I'm just looking for, you know, I'm enjoying being a single and dating all the guys, but I just wish I could pull more intelligent men. Yeah.

What kind of guys are you? Yeah. Just pretty ones, handsome, beefy. Well, where are you meeting them? Where are you meeting them? Yeah, handsome beefy, but just dumb? Yeah, some of them dumb as hell. You may be trying to be funny?

you like they meet you and think they got to crack jokes and not realizing you much rather have a deep conversation yeah yeah i don't even want to have a deep conversation i just want to listen to them talk really mostly like i'm a model now so i don't even want to talk anymore right right i don't want to talk when i'm getting paid to talk like at my new comedy shows that are coming up i'm going to talk there i'm going to get my opinion there but when i'm on dates i'll be trying to be i literally ask them questions and shut up and just listen and wait for them to ask me questions but you could tell who's dumb because they don't ask questions. Oh, a good way to look at it.

Yeah. Yeah. And they're just talking about themselves. Yeah, they're dumb. I consider that dumb. Yeah. Yeah, because you don't know what I'm about. They just know the image that they see of Tiffany Haddish,

but they don't know Tiffany Haddish, you know. Not like how you know me, how you know me, but what's out in the public, they think they know that, they think they know me. You don't know shit. I'd be wondering about that. Would you, have you ever felt like the industry? wants Tiffany had us the character more than Tiffany had us to actual human? Oh, yeah, they definitely want more of the character.

Well, somebody was telling me that he told me, oh, man, Tiffany, I can't date you because you're too smart. I thought you was dumb, but you actually smart. And I can't date that. Like, I don't want to be with a smart woman. I prefer a dumb woman. For after you walked out. And then I said, oh, so you just want to be dumb and dumber.

That's what you want. That's what you want. You want dumb and dumber. Okay. Well, I'll be watching. And I'm like, I'm out of here. But, yeah, that's. that's how I feel the industry is.

Like, they want you to be dumb. Like, be as dumb as possible. Let us work you over. Let us do whatever. And then when you don't, then it's like, controversy. You know, we're going to drag your name. And then I was like, well,

you're really making me more popular, so I appreciate it. So your self-marriage, has that helped you walk away from situations like that? You're talking about this ring? Yeah, well, maybe you should explain to the people who don't know.

Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you're a model. Engaged. No, I'm married. I'm married.

I'm married now. I'm married. It's not legal marriage, but it's in my mind. I'm married. Yeah, so I married myself. I went to Africa and I basically, because I felt like, how can I expect somebody to want to marry me

and make me happy if I don't know how to make me happy? And if I'm not willing to make commitments to myself and maintain those commitments to myself, how can I expect somebody else to do it? So I, you know, did a little commitment ceremony, a little marriage to myself. And I've been honoring my, vows and it's been great it's an open marriage so you know you know we welcome we

welcome participants to our marriage but I think since I've done that it has really helped me to maintain boundaries and really help me to like okay do I because beforehand I'll just be like well everybody want me to do this I think it's something I should do and I'll go do it right but now I'm like does that how does this serve us yeah how does it how does this make me like how would this help me in the long run. Is me being kind to these people and going ahead and doing these things? Is that going to help

us? Or is that helping them and depriving us? And so, because I think I got, I'm pretty sure I got multiple personalities. I haven't been diagnosed with it, but it feels like I do. A little bit. What are some boundaries you know you had to set up? Fuck you.

See? See? We know you got multiple personalities. He's bi. He got it. If I'm by you, my mom. What boundaries have you had to put up? Yeah, so time, like, there's so much time that I'll be outside, got to go to bed, type of events that I'll go to, a certain ones I just won't be bothered with.

You know, people want to honor me, and I love that they want to honor me, but how is that benefiting me? Or how's that really, not necessarily me, but how's that benefiting all the kids that I work with, the youth that I work with? Like, make it make sense for me. to like invest that time. I don't, I love to travel,

but I don't really like getting on airplanes and stuff, but I like being in the place when I get there, right? So like I always say, like, I tell jokes, me telling the jokes, that part is free. The travel part is the part I'm getting paid for. So if you can't give me the type of travel accommodations that I want, that I need to do my job, then I don't, I'm just not going to do it.

Yeah. Yeah. Just simple shit. How has it been, was it hard for you to? minimize your accessibility? Because people, a lot of people had access to you.

A lot of people still got access to me, but do I answer the phone? No. Right. My phone be on digital detox. You'll get that if I'm sleep, if I'm driving,

and if the phone is on, do not disturb. And then you can leave me a message or you can call my team or my chief staff and all those people. I got a chief of staff. That's so good.

So that is minimizing accessibility. Everybody can't call you. you anytime and get to you and request certain things, everybody can't do that. Yeah, they can try. I mean, they can leave a message and that'll go to my chief of staff and they'll let you know what's up. Was it hard doing that though?

People got to be mad at you because they've probably been, had access to you for a long time and that they can. Now people are like, you change. You're a model now. You're a model. And I'll be like, yes, I have. I have changed, darling. Yes, yes.

I'm on a whole other level. Yesterday's price is not today's price. Yesterday's access is not today's access. You still have access. I'm communicating. with you, but through my chief of staff because I'm a business woman now. I'm successful, and I don't have time to be

this playing with everybody. You can't contact the CEO of your favorite food brand just when you want to, so why you think you can just contact me whenever you want to? Or they'll be like, oh, I don't want to talk to your agents. I'll just want to book it through you. Oh, no, you're trying to fuck me. That's what you're trying to.

You're trying to use me. Abuse me. You don't want to go through the channels at B that I look at you like a fucking user. And then I really just, you know, you will always get the do not disturb. You always get the digital detox Because if you don't want to go through my team

Then that means you're trying to do me dirty That's how I feel. Or you're doing some shit You ain't got no business. Or maybe you're not really vetted the way that you're supposed to be. Right. So get out my face. Are you still trying to make people respect you or do you care? I don't give a fuck if they respect me or not. I don't care. I don't think I ever really cared that much.

I think I care for like two seconds And then I realize like I don't respect everybody So why do I think everybody's supposed to respect me? Right. I do give respect as soon as I meet you, and then that shit dwindles down by your behavior. Is it hard making people respect you once they've decided who they think you are? No, because they can think whatever they want to.

I decided who I think they are. Guess what? I decided who I think you is, too. Don't give a fuck. You over here eating off the fruits of my labor, bitch. You're eating from my fruit tree. So what do I think you is? So who's the best eater?

The best eater? Yeah, you got any potential, I mean, because you said you've been, dating. Jesus Christ. I know y'all ain't talking all them crazy-ass, raunchy questions y'all be asking each other. Now,

they're nasty. Do you have like somebody that's in like, like, runner up like somebody that's getting closer, close to becoming your manager? No, but I have my you know, I have my favorite, my little regular. Okay, so you have, yeah, my favorite, you know, my, my, my, my, my,

my, my, my, my, my, my, my, That's what you're in your phone is? No, he's not, he is not in my phone. That is crazy. But I'd be like, yeah, he's like my little drug of choice for right now. And you're blushing. You're blushing. Am I blushing?

At least. You said for right now. For right now. You'll really be on that it can come and can go. Yeah. I'm talking too much. I'd be feeling like they stupid. Oh, no problem.

So you said you're dating. So how does he feel that you could be possibly dating somebody else? Is he cool with it? Yeah, he knows I'm dating. He'd be a hundred. Yeah. You don't get jealous at all? I ain't ever disrespecting him or did anything in his face.

It's very respectful. You know? Yeah, we provide a service for each other. Do you allow him to date? First of all, I can't make, I don't allow. Like, he's a man, right? He doesn't live in my house. He's not my employee.

I have no authority over him. So are you cool with him dating, I should say? Yeah, it's none of my fucking business. That's what? That's not of my business. We're not making no commitments to. each other and then he's not my boyfriend. I don't even want no boyfriend.

I like me and friends. How do you even trust them guys nowadays? You're Tiffany Haddish. You know that they like you or they're a model. Who you are. Exactly. That's why it's just my fun for now. Damn. Because I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know what your teachers. These men are like gold diggers too. They do better than women. I'll be learning from them. Has somebody got you before? No, they ain't got me because I'll be You know, I play broke. It's hard to get access to the money. But what's crazy is, it's like, you go that way. And then it's like, ugh, niggas dating you

because you got to deal with people dating you because of your money. But then you don't want to date in the industry because it's like, oh, it's too much competition. Yeah, that's how you go like to tech. I'm on, I'm on farmers only.com. You know, guaranteed me. Farmers only, I heard a little farmers only.

Yeah, that shit be popping. They got land. Now you can eat off somebody else. Guaranteed this man got land. And he got knowledge. Guaranteed. Because he know how to grow stuff. So if he don't got book knowledge, he guaranteed to have, like, nature knowledge.

I love that. Like, he understands the weather and stuff. Like, he could tell you about different soil types and, like, what manure goes good for this plan, that plan. This needs me, that's sexy. And that's sexy. And I'm like, ooh, if we get caught in Armageddon, he's going to feed me. And it's like, oh, he knows how to slaughter animals. He can kill my enemies.

They don't know. Not like that. See, that's what you need. That's what I want. Crazy. I did. I get hot for the farmers. I like a farmers. That's what it's going.

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Yeah. Me. Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation. The group. The yard birds, right? That's the name. The Harvard yard, but they're open to change.

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I only say that this website says it results in millions of members having successful relationships and several weddings every week of the year. So you're going to settle down with your former boo? You know, I'll pay attention to different celebrities' experiences and like they're, they didn't I really like Dolly Parton's situation. We never really saw her husband. We don't know what he looked like. And then when he passed, she let us know he passed. But he wasn't all in the mix and all trying to like blow up.

And he was a farmer. He took care of the land and all that. And, you know, the whole, even the definition of husband is to, mean to till to cultivate and to grow something, right? Grow the family. So why not get one that's already like, you know, got land? Also, that means he got something to lose too. So, yeah.

His morals are different. Way different. And he knows how to deal with, he understands femininity. Because, you know, in nature, that's what you're dealing with, you know? Yeah. So if I'm like, I'm not feeling good, my cycle messed up, whatever. Oh, okay. He knows how to nurture, cater to you, all that.

He takes care of cows. He could take care of me. Now what about outside of the race? Are you dating other than black? I was literally about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm dating humans. Okay.

Yeah, humans. But now that I know there's aliens, I'm interested in that too. I know that's right. Hello. That's what that outer space do, do. But I'm into humans, mostly. I mean, I said predominantly black men is what I'm predominantly outside with, if I'm going outside. But maybe Farmer's Only.com.

That's how Jessica met her. That's how Jess met her, Mexican, on Farmers.com. No, I did not. No, I did not. She met him on Cinco de Mayo. Shut up. He's not all Mexican, black and Mexican. Where did you meet your boo?

And Baltimore, Merlin. On Taco Tuesday? No. It was at a restaurant. What day was it? It was at a restaurant, though. I don't know what day. It was February 23, 23, though.

I don't know what day that was, but that's where I met him. And he wasn't eating tacos. I was eating cribs. He was, I don't even remember what he ate. No, he ate nothing. It don't matter. He was at the bar. He bought to the restaurant himself.

So was that like a blind date, or it was just like it just happened to meet him? No, no. I was there and he had walked. I left in and met some other people at the end of the bar. And I saw him. I spotted him first. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm trying to get with him. So I offered him to buy a shot and he was like, I don't drink.

And he was just talking with his cousins or whatever. And I got real drunk. And so I got up, went to the bathroom. And I was stumbling. I was like, I hope he not watching me walk to the bathroom. And I looked back and he wasn't. And so when I went to the bathroom and came back out, he wasn't trying to leave until. He got my number and was like, I want to take you older on the date.

I really want to get to know you. I was like, okay. And that was it. Interracial relationships can work. And February 21st, what's Tuesday? Taco Tuesday. February 23rd. Shut up, idiot.

So, yeah, that's how to happen. You said you go outside with the predominantly black men. So everybody else, you only inside with it? Well, they take me places. Okay. Like to vineyards and, you know, trips. Mm-hmm. That part.

Right. So we're outside, but we're not outside outside. Got you. You know, we're having experiences. I love it. A castle. Experiences. I'm about that life.

Because you're a model now. Yeah, because I'm a model now. I don't know if you know this. I'm a swimsuit cover model. I identify as the 21-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. That's how I identify.

Definitely look good. I like this for you because you always spend a lot of your time and energy spreading joy and making other people feel joy. So I like hearing you celebrate yourself about it. And I know you wanted that. Yeah, I did want to that.

I liked to see that. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to get everything I want. What else is on your mood board? So, I'm a studio. I want a studio. The grocery store, which I think we're going to end up opening up in Prince George County

before we open it in L.A. Because there's Black Farmers. Yes, and it's a gang. It's a gang of farmers over here, too. Black ones too. Like I said, vineyards and whatnot. Yes. Also, so that's on my vision board.

And then I think I want my breast bigger. Right. I know. Too influenced by Dolly Parton. Just know. Why do you get your breath bigger for? Why? Why?

I just think I would fill out my clothes better. So I think I want them bigger. But I don't want to get a surgery because I don't believe in surgeries like that unless it's like life-threatening. So I'm just going to manifest. I'm going to try to train my body. to grow bigger tities, but still keep a flat stomach in a nice way, you know, nice waistline.

Bigger teeth. Do it natural. I'm with that. I must, I must increase my money. Yeah, I did that back in the 1900s and I was yoked. I was like very strong.

And I was all sitting in shot put, but I want like breast. So my home girl said that means I got to get pregnant. I'm like, I'm with it, whatever. That's what I thought you were about to say, that you were going to manifest like, meet your farmer, settle down, get pregnant.

I don't know. I might be too old to be getting pregnant, but I'm going to practice. No. All right. But I am 21, so anything's possible. Yeah.

Yeah. I did do this thing. I went to this thing called Wonder Health and they do like all these biometrics on your whole body and they like have you run on a machine and do all this stuff. And lift weight, all these things they have you do and they take your blood. And basically my biomarker says I'm 25 years old.

Oh, wow. That's what I. Yeah. So my body's 25. You're taking care of yourself. In case if any of you men out there is, you know, not into, women in their upper years.

My body's 25. Just so you know. Trans 25 is crazy. Identify as 25. I identify as 21, but my body identifies as 25. That's right. My mind is 21. I'm dumb.

For any of you men out there, I play dumb good. I can do it when I'm around you. I'll be dumb when I'm around you. But when I'm around away from you, I'm going to be smart. There you go. Did success ever become overwhelmed? for you at a point? Some days it is overwhelming.

Some days you forget, like, I'll be forgetting I'm successful. And I'd be one of Mollywha bitches. But I learned that you can't fight everybody. But you can't offer them a check and whip their ass off that check. But you just shouldn't do that. That's bad. That's bad work. And violence is bad.

So even though that's what this country was built on, but we don't do that no more. Right, America? So success can be difficult. And sometimes I miss being, you know, financially challenged. But then I remember all the good things that I'm able to do with the success that I have. I was able to take care of my grandma. I'm taking care of my mom.

I'm doing stuff for my family. Like, and to see them thriving because of my success, it makes it all worth it. I mean, you've been famous long enough to see so many sides of the industry, right? Like, what's more dangerous in Hollywood? Rejection or the fake love? The fake love is so dangerous. That's the most dangerous. That is the most dangerous thing.

Like, everybody don't love you, and it's very temporary. It's fake. And when you up, you up, and when you're down, you're down, and they act like they never hated on you, but they did. And I'm like an elephant.

I'm going to remember all of that. Yeah. The fake love is the most dangerous. Rejection is protection. All rejection is protection, I feel like. You know, and the people are always like the city, They like to be like, oh, Tiffany, Tiffany, she does too much. You know, her energy is too much.

And they energy ain't enough. They sitting at home fat and sloppy and looking crazy. House probably dirty as hell. Probably got roaches and shit. Can't keep a man either. Are you keeping a man? But that man also is a community activist. He out here doing stuff throughout the whole community.

So fuck you. You get that ready for somebody. Why do you think people be so uncomfortable with like just you being joyful. Because they're not joyful because they don't have no joy in their life. You know, some people are sometimes uncomfortable with things that they're not used to or accustomed to or and or jealous of. Like, I know I got into it with this one lady. She's, you know, Harvard graduate, got her master's degree and all this stuff and she's been, you know, in the industry for 30 years trying to make it and it ain't hit for. And she basically cussed me out like, you know,

you out here being ghetto and you're being this and you're being that. And it's no fair. And I'm like, I'm just being myself. I'm literally being myself. If you mad at me for being myself, you need to take that up with God, because God made me this way. And people appreciate me being myself. And while, you know, oh, there's a whole bunch of people like me,

good. Now they see themselves. And they should. And there's a whole bunch of people like you that's doing TV shows and all that too. And you're just mad at me because I'm accessible maybe and you seeing me shine and you seeing me get all the things that I want

and you're not getting nothing you want because you study operating in negativity and disbelief in yourself. You're so busy worrying about what I'm doing and not believing in yourself and doing the work to get you where you need to be and so busy being fake that, hey, you're not getting there. Why don't you just be you? Maybe you're a raggedy bitch. Raggedy bitches are popping right now. Yeah.

I mean, they're popping right now. I see on the internet they look like they're popping. I don't know. It's just funny to me because I know you and I know how much you care about black. people, right? And how much you want to do for black people. When I hear people be like, Tiffany Haddish is a coon. I'm like, do you really know Tiffany Haddish? They don't. How did that make you feel when you hear that? I'd be laughing. I'll be like, they don't know me. That's somebody that just saw one little thing. They didn't see the whole thing. Or that's somebody that's mad that,

you know, they're not doing what I'm doing. Or it's somebody that's eating off the fruits of my labor and they're just saying that so they can get people to watch them and then they can get to eat. Because then people, them people, I've, like, you know, I've rolled up on several of those people that make videos about me and talk about me. And they'd be, like, shocked that I don't rolled up. And then they're... Happy as hell to see. It's so happy. They love

me. They be in love. They be in love with me. I know it was several. Several. I know one. No, several. I've rolled up on several people. Don't you think you're going to sit up and talk about me all day and I'm not going to show up. How you find out what now? Now, I'm like, you manifested me, motherfucker. Hello?

You kept talking about me, guys. Send me over here to find out what's really going on. You went to their house? I might have went to a house. I might have showed up to a job. I might have showed up to an event. Jesus. But what happened when they showed up?

They're loving on me. They love me. They really be in love with me. You know, I'm just being playing. Yeah, you know, I'm just trying to just earn a living tip. You know, I don't mean none of that stuff I'm saying. I know who you really is. I see what you really doing.

But why are you not talking about what I'm really doing it? Why you got to talk about this stuff that don't even make no sense? That's not even true. Talk about the truth. But shoot, you know, I got to make my money. I'm trying to make money. And it's money and the negativity. It is.

Hello? That Kevin Harbrose wouldn't be killing like it is if nobody wasn't making no crazy-ass negative jokes. That's why I'm about to start being negative. No. You're a model. I know. I could be a negative model.

You smile a lot to me. You can't be negative. I could be negative. I could be like, you know, why did we impeach a president who got his dick suck? But we're not doing anything about this. one with felonies. I love it with a smile and a little twinkle.

Why don't that? I think about that. It's different, yeah. What's going on? What's up with that? Yeah. What's up with that? You ever feel like social media has ruined celebrity?

Because now people don't want just entertainers. They want you to be vulnerable. They want you to make confessions. They want you to apologize. They want you to do all that. Yeah, they feel like they are not obligated. Like, I feel like some people think that you owe them an apology

you owe them an explanation for why you made the choices you made or why you did what you did. I really don't own none of y'all nothing. Especially if you ain't never bought a ticket to a comedy show, I really feel like I don't owe you a motherfuckerang name. Like if you don't think I'm funny,

I definitely don't owe you anything. If you didn't buy a book or support in somewhere, buy a ticket to a movie, I don't owe you shit. I really don't. And if you want an explanation, come to a comedy show and the last 20 minutes of my set, I say any question.

and you can ask the question and I'll answer it. You do that at the cell? You open up the mics for people? Yeah. At the end of the last 20 minutes I go, any questions, this is your opportunity to ask me,

anything you want to ask me. Yo, what is the craziest question you ever got? I know you've got some crazy shit. Somebody not asked me some crazy shit. Well, let's ask me if I ever had an STD. I'm like. What? Yeah, and I'm like, have you?

Have you met us today? And, uh, but yeah, I've had many yeast infections, bacteria, vaginalysis. I feel like that come from bad dick, community dick. That's what I feel like. Somebody asked me one time,

would I be willing to go to their wedding if I would show up to their wedding and if I would help them pay for it? And I said no. You'd show up. I will show up. I show up to a wedding. I'll roll up to a wedding.

I love a celebration, but I'm not going to help you pay for this shit. I'm not going to pay for it. No, because y'all going to get divorced anyway. Damn, Seth. How you? No, I'm saying, shit. Statistically speaking.

Damn. It ain't working out these. No. It'd be better off just, you know, I don't even want to get, like, I don't want to ever get married again. I've been married before. I would rather just get like a trust fund. We buy a building together, get the trust, put our rules of engagement, our rules to our relationship in a trust.

If we have kids, then the kids get to eat off of that building. If we don't have kids and we decide we don't want to be together, just, you know, sell the building, split the money halfway. If you go your way, I go my way. But it doesn't have to be a full-on marriage. Because men are, mm-mm. I love men, they're my favorite. I know. But damn.

But obviously, a lot of them are fucked up. That niggins are you dirty. Could you be monogamous? Could you be with one of them? Yeah. Yeah, easy. Do they quad the men that I've been meeting qualified for that? No

I mean it took me to many community activists I need a good farmer There you go Yeah I think the right farmer Can make you settle down That just wants to till his land You know

I don't want to be on everybody else farm He just work on his farm Yeah What scares you more now Failure or success Come in with even more pressure Neither one of those scare me Failure is the opportunity

To be more successful Failure is a way to learn to not like and to be an example to others of what not to do. I don't mind failing. I dare to fail. That means I took a chance. That means I went for it. You know, you can't win anything if you don't dare to fail. Am I going on purpose to fail?

No. Do I want the best opportunity? I try to set up the best for myself to win, but that doesn't mean I'm going to win. And I'm okay with not winning. I'm okay with that. Success, yeah, I ain't scared of that either. I could be, who knows, maybe I'll be the president. That'd be interesting.

Has success been everything you thought it was going to be? No, success is definitely not what I thought. I thought success was going to be like so much easier and like super relaxed and super chilling, like, I'm getting spoiled every day, but it's not, it's not that. Success is work. It's weightlifting. It's, it's wearing a weighted vest at all times. And it's like a hundred pound weight of vest.

It's heavy. You got to be strong to carry success. Everybody ain't built for it. That's why people fall off. That's why people disappear. They end up in rehabs. They end up just strung out, fucked up in bad situations because success is heavy. Everybody ain't built for it.

And you have to train for it. If it comes overnight, it will fall off overnight. But if it comes over a long period of time, just like a good football team or great track runners, like if you do the work and build your body up to handle it, you'll be able to carry it forever. How has your sobriety journey help you deal with all of that? Oh, you know what? Being sober, like, okay, so I'm California sober. So what is that mean?

California sober. You know what that means, girl. You know what that means, girl. You know, yeah, I own a marijuana line. I drink my weed, eat my weed and smoke my weed. But no alcohol has really changed the game. First of all, super easy for the weight to come off. And I can hear now.

I can hear a lot of things now. Things I didn't notice before, people's true intentions. You can see what they're really doing. I can see so much better now because I think alcohol makes you deaf and makes you blind. It makes it hard for you to communicate. It makes it hard for you to be present. And without drinking any alcohol, I'm seeing like, I can see people's hearts. I can see your soul.

I know who really hate me inside, but they want to eat. And I'm okay with them eating. I'm okay. But I can see the intention. I can hear it. I'm paying attention. I pick up the little nuances of things and I know how to move in a space.

And I'm just like really grateful and really kind of disappointed myself forever starting to drink in the first place. You know, even though I didn't like when I drank, I drank, but I didn't drink every day. But when I did drink, I did drink. And it made me wake up next to ugly people and I have now woken up next to nobody ugly in four years.

It's been really great. It's been an awesome experience to be like, oh, I'm laying down with this person because I want to lay down with this person. I want to be with this fan. Not because it's like oh he got me. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's because I want to.

You said something just not that I want you to expand on because it's really good. You said you are okay with the hate is eating. Yeah. I have a reason for that, but go ahead. Why do you say that? Well, they are the best promoters. And if they eat, if they get to eat, they're going to

promote more. And they they're trying to hide their hate. They'd be gonna hide it so they act like they cool with you and it's they'll be defending you even better like i've i've witnessed it that's like off the 48 laws of power you know keep your enemies well keep your friends close was it keep your enemies well keep your friends close but your inns closer right because your enemies are tell on your friends because your friends are they'll they'll fucking stab you in the back they'll do some dirt like and that and that hurts even more but yeah and you got to give your haters something to eat so the more they eat and that mean the more successful you

Yeah, exactly, exactly. I mean, yeah, they can't, if you don't give them nothing, then there's nothing that, yeah, you're not doing nothing. I'm definitely doing things. So keep up the hate, haters. And I'm going to keep up the work and we're going to eat. We're making an ecosystem. I'm a farmer. Right. Right. When you, when you talk about your choice to be sober, I know you did that back when all of the like DUI stuff was happening, right? And I know that your team recently filed for that to be dismissed because four years later, you're still going through that trial for that case. I won a trial.

I've been begging for a trial. I don't bought all these plane tickets flying down to Georgia. I kind of, Georgia has become like a place I kind of hate now. And I used to love it. But now I kind of like, because the way they do their laws is ridiculous to me. And I keep flying down there, keep showing up to the courtroom. And then they just, oh, we're going to postpone it to another day. Postpone, postpone, postpone, postpone.

you wasting my money, you wasting my time. These lawyers is getting to eat like crazy, which is fine, I guess. But then, you know, the judge is like running for office again and try to get, you know, they're like, I just feel some type of way about it. I'm like, I have never in my career being arrested and I've been arrested a lot of times, had to wait four years for a trial. And it's a misdemeanor, right? Yeah.

Why do you want to go to trial with misdemeanor? Because really, I want that shit to be gone because it don't make no, fucking sense. I was in my driveway walking into my house. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. I was walking into my house, bro. So like, really? Yeah. And then on that same, I would, if they released

the video, y'all see. Because on the same video, at the top of the video, they let some white men park his car in a thing and take an Uber home. Hmm. But you want to arrest? I'm at my house. So you was, so who called? Somebody called the police on you? Yeah, they called the police. I mean, because I was on the side of the road.

I was crying and shit on the side of the road. normal for you? That is normal for me. That is normal for me. And I might have took a nap. That is normal for me. I was trying to say that the way it was recorded. It was like way different than... They said I was at the light. I wasn't at the light. I wasn't at

the light. I was on the side of the road and the man came a, a man did come up to my window and say you ain't supposed be in these parts. What are you doing over here? You best get up out of here. And I was like, shit, I was just crying like, fuck it. And I took off. You ain't put it into my driveway. I'm walking in the house with my little white dog. They left.

They let me walk the dog. They walked the dog with me. One of them picked up the dog poop. They put it in the trash and everything. They let me go in the house, put food and water in the dog's bowl and stuff, and put the dog in the house. And then they handcuffed me and took me to jail.

Wow. Why he made the guy sound like a slave? He said, you best get out of here. He did sound like a slave. It's Georgia, girl. Yeah. He sounded like that. You best get up out of here.

So what he was doing over there then? I don't know, girl. I don't know. He pulled up. jumped out of his car said I'll best get up out of it I thought he was walking I saw your team say

you're losing money from jobs though because of this case yeah I don't know why they said that because I don't think that's the truth I think they said that because I will postpone the job

I will not work a day to fly all the way to Georgia to show up for my case and then the case isn't being heard it's being postponed to the next to the next so that is hurt in my pockets flying I keep on flying out here

I don't make best friends with all the flight attendants on Delta We'd be kicking it. I love it. Like, they're my favorite. But at the same time, this is like a waste of time. Like, let's get it over with already. I'm about to do, can I tell you a secret?

It's not a secret. Long are they going to get you in no trouble? I don't know if it's going to get me in trouble. But maybe it might. I don't know. But I've been working with the DA's office in California in Los Angeles, and we're getting ready to come up with a whole campaign on the benefits of not drinking. Because, like, if you think about, if you really think about, like,

all these cases that are in court, every time you've ever had an issue in life or a problem with somebody, alcohol is nine times out of ten involved. If you're, maybe you're the one drinking, maybe you're not. Maybe it's the other person that's drinking. But usually it's alcohol involved in a lot of those cases that they have.

Not even, it don't even be like DY, it'd be like domestic violence. It'd be child abuse. It'd be theft. It'd be whatever. Alcohol is usually involved in it. So like, we're getting ready to do like a whole campaign together and like, you know, just bring that awareness

because I don't think people notice it. They think like, oh, we drink. drinking and it's celebrating. We celebrate, but what does that lead to? Or when you say, like when you try to get through something too, like you... Yeah, drink, you try to get through it like it's, yeah, which I've done. I mean, you were crying in the car. Yeah, I was crying out, trying to get through it.

Yeah, yeah. But you know what? If I smoke weed and I'm sad, hey, baby, I'll be feeling much better. And don't be having no problem. I'm trying to follow that. And don't be having, no problems communicating and no problems going right to bed. And then that when you get home. But you get home.

Right to sleep. Right to sleep. Right to sleep. And I'm aware as hell. I'm paranoid a little bit, so I'm looking at it. Yeah. Let's talk about some movies, because I saw you at the Cannes Film Festival. When?

You wasn't? No. It was just announced so that you got two. Two dramas. Oh, my movies were there. I wasn't there. You said you was at the Cannes Film Festival. I'm like, I wasn't in France because I would be with a French man right now.

No. My movies. Yes, the deputy. What's that about? The deputy is about a young, a young white male who becomes a deputy in a small town. And I'm like the main deputy. I'm like the boss or the assistant right under the boss and the boss is doing some dirt and he's doing some dirt

and then yeah and it's work. And it was written by a person that did Narcos and Griselty. Yeah, it's good. It's really good. And then Jack Nicholson is in that one too? Jack Nicholson's son. Grandson is in there. Yeah, his grandson is starting it.

And he just such a good job and I'm just like, wow. You know, to be honest, I took that part because I thought he was going to introduce me to Jack Nicholson. but I see I got to just get some Laker tickets and sit on the floor if I want to meet them. And you're an executive producer that one? Yes, I am. And then it's another one called the Girl in the River.

Yeah, the Girl in the River. So that's a, that's a, I play an FBI agent. And, yeah, and it's, yeah, it's got a lot of suspense and, yeah. You with the karate kid? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. I want you all. Yeah. We do a scene of two together. And it's kind of full circle because back in the day we did a sketch for Funny or Die Together where I was a hooker and he was himself and now he's a doctor and I'm an FBI aging. And it's kind of dope. How was it doing your first suspense movie?

Wasn't my first suspense? Girl, I'll be doing movies. You got to check my, you got to check the roster. I sure do. I got a couple of suspense for movies. It's not my first. It's like you said, girl, this is it your first time date and a first. football player girl not my first

no you're shaking like you got them already the one on Apple uh the after party the after party that's like a yeah that's like a drama comedy suspense yeah but this one involved no comedy at all no comedy at all just straight up just straight up in um

and I've done movies like that before like the kitchen um but this uh this one I mean it was fun I enjoyed it I'm pretty sure I stressed out the director because it was like you know, some of the words are not really in my vernacular. And I had to really practice a few things.

And I might have been delayed in some moments. And just not being funny, like, just being really straight on. And he's like, stop being funny. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not funny. Like, the internet just said, I'm not funny. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm not funny.

And so just like bringing my cadence back and just, dialing things down a lot which I notice when I do dial things down a lot people think something wrong with me so you can't win just like the whiz but I think that's what that's your sweet spot do I think the dramas and the suspense is where people are going to be like damn

she's really good on that screen I am I'm the shit on the screen yeah yeah I love that thank you like expressing are you are using the trauma as fueled through comedy or drama better I use the trauma better through

to comedy, but it does work in the drama. It's just, I get sometimes caught in my feelings, and also I get bored a little bit sometimes with drama, and I have to remember that it's okay to be bored.

I don't like that feeling, but sometimes I get bored because it's very, you know, we're talking with low voices and we're looking at each other in the eyes and we're just saying what we're saying. And then we say what we say. And it's like, what the fuck? Like, you know, not a move. I want to do something,

but we got to stay in a box and just, you know, straight face. No, don't, don't furrow your eyebrow, don't this, don't that. And it's like, ah, but I talk with expression.

I talk with my whole face. Like, I talk with everything. So what do you prefer? Comedy. Yeah. Comedy, because it's easier for me. A lot of, but dramatic actors that I work with

so they could, I could never do comedy. It's just too much. But I feel like comedy, if you just base it in reality and then amp that up times 10, which I guess that's why people say like Tiffany do too much

because I'll be in reality. but my reality is times 10. And that's a lot for some people. What's up with the Flojo movie? Yeah, you can't have the body and not go out. See, we're working on. I've got to get that script right. Get the script right and then boom.

But I don't know, some people think I'm too old to play Flojo. Some representatives. I was working with this guy. He's like, yeah, my team says you're too old to be Flojo. You know, she passed at 38 and you're 46. I said, yeah, but my body identifies 25. Right. So, and I identify as 21

And these dudes that Be trying to date me think I'm 30 So, what are you talking about? And then he was talking to that mess And I'm like, look, I just watched that show Is it called Winning Time? About the Lakers. And like, yeah, and them dudes was in there

50 years old playing 32 year olds. You know what I'm saying? And these white people can play these roles Where they're like, you know, they're in their 60s And they're playing 20 euros. Like what the hell? Like, you're going to sit here and tell me, was like, well, yeah, those are men.

No, no, no, no, no, because there are white women as well that I have seen, and some of them are my favorite actresses. But I've seen them, they're in their 50s and 60s, and they're playing 20 and 30-year-old. So, like, and with the technology today, you can't sit up here and tell me I can't pull this roll off. I definitely can pull it off. She's from where I'm from.

We had the same kind of mentality. Now, granted, she didn't cuss like I cuss. But, you know, there's a different time when she grew up. But I would probably be doing nails and hair and all that if I wasn't doing stand-up comedy. My last question. When you look at your career now, do you feel misunderstood,

underestimated, are exactly where you're supposed to be? Well, in my heart, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. But if I turn around and sit back from where the world is looking, I think I'm underestimated. They don't know what they're dealing with.

It's okay. I'm going to show you. Good. I feel like the best is you have to come, Tiff. Oh, yeah, it's coming. Work. She's coming through. Absolutely.

You going to get on the train? You're going to work with me? What you mean? You already know that. You're talking about. Can you start rapping you? Could you ask this? Last time Tim came up here, she did the rap album, right?

Yeah, I got, I got it like, I'm about to drop a whole album. A new one. A whole situation. Okay. Yeah, I got a, I just shot a music video with Jayda Kiss. I didn't like, I didn't like the video that much. I feel like it was too many ugly people in it, but... Damn.

But I mean, if they moved a camera, just right, we put the little CGI on in, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. Oh, my God. My damn, listen to me, why you're in? It's not ugly, it's just a roughness.

It's like, shit. Yeah, you got to put what that up with? Are we paying these people? They all just came in on the street. They just came in off the street. Do you have the record? We got to pay people. I do have the record.

Can we listen? Yeah. I'm in on air. Yeah. You probably got to clean it up. That's about it. We could clean it up. Yes.

Well, let's get into the record. I love that. No, no. Don't salute to us now. No, no. I got the term I use is hard knock lifers. They look like they've looked like they've been through a lot. That's what it was like they been through a lot.

Is it, is that why? No, it's not cool. That's not why. That's not why. It's they've been through a lot. People been, people be living in New York, okay? This ain't no easy city to live in. And because of music, I'm gonna say some of the

indie old music video. You're talking about struggle faces, boy. I mean, look, I was talking to I was not a video victim. Oh my God, though, I was talking to this rapper that's from here, and he was like, I want to share my videos with you, maybe you could post me. He sent me the videos, I said, ain't no way in hell

I'm putting this on my face. The fuck you get these people from. And then he was like, Tiff, it's hard out here. It ain't like California. I said, damn, this is ridiculous. And then I was like, I'm finished, you wait till I shoot my video. Then I shot my video.

I said, oh, nigger, you're right. It is not like it is in California. All right. Tiffany Hatter, ladies, gentlemen, when you look like you're getting held hostage, man. It's Tiffany Adams, ladies and gentlemen. It's the breakfast club.

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