The Breakfast Club - Its Not Nasty If It's Someone You Love (Lil Rel Interview)
Episode Date: January 18, 20191/18/19- Today on the show we had comedian Lil Rel hang with us this morning where he spoke about stand up show this weekend, Bird Box, Katt Williams and more. Also Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day..." to a pedophile, and no not R.Kelly, unfortunately there is another Robert last name Cronin who impregnated an 11 year- old but blamed it on the clothes she was wearing. Moreover, since it is freaky freaky Friday, and we wanted to know what is the nastiest thing that you ever done for your significant other, but according to Charlamagne it is not nasty if you love them! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
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Bullets.
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I'm glad they put y'all together.
Y'all are like a mega force.
Y'all just took over every...
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Good morning, USA! Did you wake up and thank young Draco for another day of life? You think that's the first thing I thought when I woke up?
It's Friday!
Now, DJ Envy is in South Africa.
Oh, Envy went to South Africa?
Yes.
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah, so he'll be back, I guess, after Martin Luther King Jr. Day on Monday.
First of all, you don't just up and go to South Africa.
He does it all the time.
That is true. What part of South Africa? He does it all the time. That is true.
What part of South Africa?
He probably went to Johannesburg, but I'm not 100% sure.
Oh, man, I'm jealous.
I love Johannesburg.
Drop on the Clues Bonds for Johannesburg.
I went in December.
It was amazing.
I can't wait to go back.
Yes, I went in September.
I felt like I didn't have enough time.
I was just talking about that yesterday.
I needed, like, at least a month.
I know.
I think I was there for, like, four or five days, but the days are very long in Africa.
I don't know if it's the time difference or what it is.
They just seem longer in Africa for some reason, to me anyway.
It felt too short to me, but it is a long flight to get there.
And then when you land, there is a time difference and all of that.
So it feels like you miss a whole day.
But I'm shocked that you did not get on your knees this morning and thank Soulja Boy for another day of life.
That didn't happen?
It didn't, but I was looking at some of Soulja Boy's interviews yesterday.
I saw him on, he was on Everyday Struggle.
I saw a clip of that when he cursed out Wayno in academics.
Yes, but then he apologized too.
Yeah.
I was actually watching Soulja Boy's movie last night. How was it? I didn't get through the whole thing. I got through like the first 30 minutes, but I'm going to tell he apologized, too. Yeah. I was actually watching Soulja Boy's movie last night.
How was it?
I didn't get through the whole thing.
I got through, like, the first 30 minutes.
But I'm going to tell you something, man.
It's a documentary, so it talks about how, you know, he first, like, really started.
And he talks about his background.
His mom was on drugs.
And, like, he was living with his grandparents.
Like, it's quite interesting.
For everything that's going on around him now,
for him to put that documentary out,
I don't know when he's going to put it out.
It's really cementing his story.
You must not have never really followed Soulja Boy like that.
I mean, I did, but it's just a very detailed documentary.
It's actually kind of deep, for lack of a better term.
Someone called me and was like, I want to give Soulja Boy a deal.
Somebody called me.
Listen, I had three people hit me yesterday and said they want to book Soulja Boy.
That's what I'm talking about.
He knew what he was doing when he came up here.
Okay.
That's a strategic young man.
For DeAndre Cortez Way, damn it.
All right.
But after this weekend, I don't want to hear nothing about no goddamn Soulja Boy.
Now, I know you're not here,
but it's snowing
here in New York City.
Really?
FYI, yes, it's snowing.
So they're saying
it's going to snow today.
There's going to be snow
throughout.
We're going to talk about that
in front page news
just so you guys know
about the weather
everywhere in case
you're traveling
because it is a holiday weekend.
Okay, what else we got?
Who on the show today?
You tired?
Lil Rel is going to be joining us.
Okay.
Lil Rel, you know, he has his own series on Fox,
but he also was in Bird Box,
and you know him from Get Out as well.
That's my guy.
So we'll talk about everything that he has coming up.
Yeah, Lil Rel.
Rel's my guy.
He missed you.
I know, man.
I hit him yesterday before I left
to tell him I'm not going to be there.
He told us.
He was like,
Charlotte Mays said he's not going to be here.
Yeah, I'm hosting
the iHeartRadio Podcast Awards tonight.
So that's why I'm not there.
I'm hosting it tonight with Bobby Bones, Mario Lopez, and Holly Fry.
All right, cool.
We'll get all into that.
But next up, we got front page news.
We are going to be talking about Donald Trump directed his attorney, Michael Cohen, to lie.
We'll give you those details.
All right.
All that and more on the world's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast
Club. Hey, it's the World's Most Dangerous
Morning Show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God,
Angela Yee, DJ Envy took his beige ass
to South Africa. And we've got
front page news right now, right?
Yes, we do. Did I do that right? You did.
You did okay. Now let's talk about the weather.
There is a winter storm watch for the New York City
Tri-State area. They're saying there could be
up to three inches of snow
into the early morning hours, and then there's going to be sleet and rain.
So if you're traveling, just make sure you pay attention to flights
and all of that, especially if you're coming to New York City.
Now, Netflix, their stock has gone down,
even though they added 9 million paying subscribers.
So their stock has dipped about 3%. And
the issue is this, right? There's a lot of
competition out there. Even though their numbers are going up,
their growth has slowed down in the recent
years. They did announce that they
are going to actually charge
their subscribers more. If you guys remember,
we talked about that during Front Page News earlier
this week. And they're going to try to make up
for the fact that they pay a lot for their content.
There's a lot of great, original
Netflix content, but it's very expensive.
It's going to be hard to beat Netflix,
though, because Netflix is so much a part of the
culture. I mean, Netflix and chill,
you know, that phrase alone
solidifies Netflix's spot in the
culture. You're not saying Hulu and chill,
Amazon and chill. Yeah, but you know
what? There's more competition. Apple is doing
their own streaming service.
Disney, Warner Media,
which is the parent company of CNN.
And then, you know,
you do have Amazon, Hulu,
Google's, YouTube,
and all of that.
I rock with Hulu.
It's got to be about the content, though,
because even with Disney,
if Disney takes all the Marvel shows
from Netflix
and they put a bunch of Marvel,
you know, content on their network,
I'm going to get Disney
because I'm a Marvel fan.
It's just getting expensive, man, to have all these streaming services.
It's too much.
Just cut your cable and spend your money on the streaming services you want.
All right, now Donald Trump,
according to multiple sources,
directed his attorney
Michael Cohen to lie
to Congress about the whole Moscow Tower
project that he had in development.
He was negotiating to build a Trump Tower in Moscow,
and federal law enforcement officials that were involved did say that.
So did Michael Cohen.
He also told Cohen that he wanted to visit Russia
during the presidential campaign to personally meet their president,
Vladimir Putin, and to jumpstart the Tower negotiations.
And he was instructed then to lie to Congress
through interviews with multiple witnesses from the Trump organization. He was told to lie to
Congress about other things. And they have those emails, text messages and other documents that
shows that Trump was directing Michael Cohen to lie to Congress. Did Moscow Towers ever get done?
No. It's amazing that this big real estate guy can't get anything built.
Well, I think at that time it wasn't going to happen.
So when he did win the election, he then had him lie about the timeline as well as far as when negotiations stopped.
Now, is that illegal, though?
Can you call that collusion just because I was trying to get a tower built in another country?
Well, think about the influence that they would have on you if you're trying to get something done.
You know, also he lied about it.
And he instructed
other people to lie as well.
Alright, now we'll tell you who is benefiting from the government
shutdown, and that is Pornhub.
According to Pornhub, they have
a spike in traffic. I guess a lot of people are
at home watching porn because they're
not going to work. So they did
analyze data from January 7th
to January 11th and they found
that the time that people are watching porn
also has shifted as well.
So usually there would be a huge
spike between certain
hours between 10pm and midnight
but now after the shutdown
people are actually watching in the
early mornings from 9am to 10am
had the smallest change but after that
there's a lot more traffic, and also late-night traffic
increased by up to 14%
above average. I mean, I guess it
makes sense, because it's not like you're completely
fired, so it's not like you would be online
looking for another job.
You know what I'm saying? You just want to pass the time.
Yeah, also, you're, like, relaxing at home.
You're not in a rush to get anywhere. What else
to do but watch Pornhub?
A little rub one out, you know.
Jerk one off, that's all.
Alright, I don't know you can say that, but I'm Angela
Yee and that's your Front Page News.
Gotta do what you gotta do until this shutdown's over, baby.
I don't have a problem with it, not at all.
Now we got, what we got coming up
next? Oh, get it off your chest.
Come on, we do this every morning.
Listen, man, I don't be paying attention.
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Yes, it's The Breakfast Club.
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It's your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
You better have the same energy.
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All right, it is time for you to get it off your chest.
Who's this?
What's poppin', A.E.? This your boy, iPhone Sim.
What's good?
iPhone Sim, where you been?
Man, listen, number one, that's why I'm calling, too.
I got some positivity, right?
I got two referral bonuses for my job,
one for $500 and one for $200.
I'm poppin', $700 up for the week.
Now, why I'm upset
is when I call, I get the third
degree by your interns. Like, yo, who did I
phone him? You better not curse. You better not
curse. Well, you gotta stop doing that.
Listen, though. Y'all gotta start checking
everybody who cursed. I've been here before
them interns. I'm here with them and I might
be here after them. Put some stuff on my hand.
I phone. I think it's the
fact that they know that you be scamming,
that you was charging people for shout-outs.
I think that's why they so hard on you.
Oh, my God.
Hey, respect our interns.
There you go.
I need y'all to change that intro to the song,
because that's the Caucasian rock group,
to Soulja Boy, What's Happening, if y'all don't mind. At least for a week.
Listen, Soulja Boy, What's Happening
is a tough tune, but I don't think
it's touching Nirvana. Smells like
teen spirit, sir. Nirvana's white.
Soulja Boy's black. Yeah, but Nirvana's
classic. I mean, come on. Music is music. That's a
classic record. Soulja Boy's Jesus. See, this is why you be
getting a third degree. Soulja Boy might be Jesus
though. That is a whole different conversation. Yeah, you never called up here
talking about Soulja Boy before.
Sheesh.
His eyes are open now, ye.
As so many of us,
his eyes have been open this week
because of our Lord and Savior,
Soulja Boy.
All right, now we are
getting it off your chest.
Good morning.
Who's this?
This is Tiana.
Tiana, what's good, boo?
You sound happy.
I am.
I'm blessed, you guys.
I'm on my way to work,
but I woke up this morning with a huge bonus for my job.
Woo!
Congratulations.
I love you guys.
Thank you.
I love you so much.
You had me cracking up with that soldier.
You played too much.
I love you, too.
You still have sweaty armpits work?
Yes, you played too much.
I just want you to know why you got a bonus.
There's still millions of government workers who didn't get a paycheck yet. Damn, can she be excited? I just want you to know, I just want you to know, I just want you to know why you got a bonus.
There's still millions of government workers who didn't get a paycheck yet.
Damn, can she be excited?
And I used to work for TSA, so I understand that.
And I, so I already know why it is.
I just want to make you feel bad for no reason.
I know, don't do me like that, though.
And we're not crazy, Charlamagne.
I'm from Florida, but I live in Atlanta, but we're not crazy, though.
And Tiana, with your bonus check, maybe you could buy Charlamagne some deodorant.
I had deodorant on.
I'm telling you, I think it's my age.
I don't know why my armpits did that.
Alright, it is Get It Off Your
Chest. Good morning. Who's this?
Good morning. My name is Whitney. I'm
from Teterboro Post Office, but I'm from Jersey City.
Woo-woo.
Woo-woo.
So I'm calling to say I'm grateful that the post office is still getting paid.
Tina's away from federal jobs.
Oh, really?
The post office is still getting paid?
Yeah, I'm getting paid, baby.
I got my check last week.
I'm going to get my check next week.
How y'all finesse that?
I don't know.
I guess it ain't important to know.
She's like, I ain't asking no questions.
Maybe you're not a government worker. Maybe all this
time you thought you were a government worker, but you weren't.
I'm at work right now, and my
ID is set as a federal ID,
so I gotta be a post worker.
So y'all getting paid illegally?
Yeah. Were you
expecting to get your check, or was it a nice surprise?
No, it was a nice surprise. I really didn't think
we was gonna get paid.
All right, well, it was a nice surprise. I really didn't think we were going to get paid. I like it.
It's like a page.
All right.
Well, congratulations to you, boo.
Thank you.
Have a good day, y'all.
All right.
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Who's this?
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning, Breakfast Club.
This is Mr. Barmaid.
How y'all doing this morning?
What's up, Mr. Barmaid?
Hey, I just wanted to wish a happy birthday to my niece, Shana, out in Harlem.
And my cousin, Neen, they had birthdays this week, and I'm just now getting through.
So I wanted to wish them both happy birthday.
Oh, okay.
Well, happy birthday to them.
Isn't that sweet, Mr. Bombade?
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, when is Capricorn season over?
On the 22nd?
All right.
I support all Capricorns.
Get it off your chest right now.
1-800-585-1051.
Who's this?
Hi, my name is Queen Tiff, and I came to weigh in on Soulja Boy.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Now watch your mouth when you talk about our Lord and Savior now.
He's Lord and Savior, but I have to give Soulja Boy his props.
He got a lot of streams.
Drake did huge stuff, so Drake must be, I'm not going to say envious of him,
but Drake must look up to him or something like that.
That's Drake's OG.
A lot of rappers are selling other rapper stuff.
Just in the case of Juvenile and Jubilee.
Jubilee did back that thing up first.
And now Juvenile came back and did it and made a hit.
So you got to give Soulja Boy his pop.
He's a good entrepreneur.
He's a good rapper.
I'm going to up and come and rap with myself, Queen Tip So you got to give Soulja Boy his pop. He's a good entrepreneur. He's a good rapper.
I'm an up-and-coming rapper myself, Queen Tiff.
And I just like Soulja Boy.
He's out there trying to get it, and I ain't hating on him.
Well, Queen Tiff, were you a big fan of Soulja Boy before that interview?
I wouldn't say I was a big fan, but I was a fan.
Okay, all right.
I wasn't bumping it as much, but Soulja Boy,
his stuff seemed like it started getting better and better every time he came out with more and more stuff.
So I like Soulja Boy.
The Soulja Boy rebrand is amazing to watch.
You know what I'm saying?
But listen, man, it's a lot of people we need to give their flowers while they're still here.
She just mentioned juvenile.
We need to have a juvenile appreciation day at some point in the culture.
All right, set it up.
I'm sure he'll get his flowers while he's still here to smell them. All right, it it up. I'm sure he'll get his flowers
while he's still here to smell them.
All right, it is Get It Off Your Chest.
Who's this?
This is Anonymous.
How you doing?
Uh-oh, what's up, Anonymous?
It's so silly to be anonymous on the radio
when you can just give a fake name.
Why? You don't want to say her name?
We don't know how personal this is.
Okay, my name is Draco.
How dare you use the Lord's name in vain.
This is blasphemy. Oh, my God. So this is what it is. So me and my son Lord's name in vain. This is blasphemy.
Oh, my God.
So, this is what it is.
So, me and my son's birthday is in two weeks.
We have the same birthday.
We're in like 28.
And I've been trying to ask his dad to help me plan something, you know, like a little surprise birthday party at school.
But he's been occupying his little new flame that he got going on.
Like, I know this is not serious.
I know it's not going to last.
But why put her before your child?
Like, it's really making me want to swear up.
He's not trying to do anything for his daughter?
His son, no.
I mean, his son?
Yeah, like, he's not going to do anything for the planet, for the birthday.
Why are you hating on his new boo, though?
First of all, I'm not hating.
You kind of were.
I hear hate. You kind of were. I hear hate.
You kind of were because you were like, it ain't going to last.
And by the way, it's not her fault he's not doing what he's supposed to do.
It's his fault.
He got somebody new to blow out his candle on his birthday, and you jealous.
So what are you going to do to make this happen So what are you going to do to make this happen?
What are you going to do to make this happen?
I'm feeling like on our birthday weekend, we're just going to pop up to his new apartment.
Oh, my God, girl.
What would young Draco do?
What would young Draco do?
Do not do that.
He's going to be with his boo.
That's right.
I'm the hottest out this year.
That's what he's going to say.
That's what you need to do.
You need to pull up and say, I'm the hottest chick that you know out here.
Okay?
Exactly.
And that new girl trying to be you.
What's the new girl name?
Simone.
So, exactly.
Simone.
That's what you do.
What would young Draco do?
Come on now.
Oh, my God.
Calling us, asking us questions you already know the answer to.
You know what you got to do on his birthday, boo.
That's the worst. You made that man into the man he is today, and then somebody you already know the answer to. You know what you got to do on his birthday, boo. That's the worst.
You made that man into the man he is today,
and then somebody else is benefiting off of it.
That's right.
You're right.
I'm definitely pulling up now.
No, don't do it.
There you go.
Simone.
Don't pull up.
Don't pull up.
Simone.
We don't want you fighting on your birthday, girl.
No, it's the birthday weekend.
Just fight her through Instagram Live.
That's all.
Fight her through the phone. Fight her through the phone. That's all. Fight her through the phone.
Fight her through the phone. That's all.
Alright. Okay, I will.
I can't condone that.
Alright, well that was Get It Off Your Chest.
Now we do have rumors on the way. Well, since we're
being so confrontational and talking about
fighting over social media, let's
talk about somebody who called someone out in
real life during a press conference.
Alright, we're here. It's Friday. It's the world's most dangerous a press conference. All right. We're here.
It's Friday.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
She's spilling the tea.
This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, you know, for Super Bowl, it's always an honor to find out who is going to be the spokesperson for the Pepsi ad campaign.
People like Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Britney Spears have done it in the past.
This year, the person who is locked in is Cardi B.
Of course she is.
Yes, that's the premier commercial during the Super Bowl.
Dropping the clues bombs for Body B.
You know, the good thing about
all of those companies like that,
when they put Cardi in those kind
of commercials, they use her
natural acting and comedic talent.
So that should be good.
Yeah, that's going to be exciting.
And in addition to that, you know,
she has new music coming out.
She did say that her album is
going to be coming out in April.
She has an unreleased song that
she actually posted on Instagram.
It's a teaser clip.
The song is called Press, and it's now the 25th most viewed video on Instagram already.
Check it out.
Press, press, press, press, press.
Cardi don't need no press.
Kill them all, put them hoes to rest.
Walk in for your proof test.
Please tell me who she gon' check.
Mercy, Cardi made a mess.
Lock up, guess who, bitch? Lock up, guess who, bitch?
Lock up, guess who, bitch?
Tough tune, drop on the Clues Bunch for Bardi.
I'm telling you, man, the best thing I love about Cardi
is that she has not changed since becoming the Cardi B
that the world now knows and loves.
And when it comes to her music,
she'll do like her little pop features here and there.
But when it comes to her records, she keeps it in the gutter.
And she's very great
at connecting with people,
even with all the stuff
that she's doing
and how busy she is.
She is always on social media,
on her lives.
People get to really see
what's going on
with Cardi behind the scenes.
That's what made her.
Social media is what
put her on everybody's radar,
and she's sticking to that.
So that's very commendable.
All right, now let's talk
about Adrian Broner.
You know he has the fight happening against
Manny Pacquiao and he is
of course doing his press.
Now at one press conference, he had to keep it real
with somebody. Now you know how you have trolls
on social media that talk ish about
you. So imagine that person
sees you in person and tries
to act like it's all good.
Explain a little bit on how it is turning the page for you.
I ain't even gonna lie to you, bro.
I don't f*** with you.
You be talking too much s*** about me on Twitter, bro.
And, um, I'm gonna let you get it.
Me?
Yeah, you f*** it.
I'm just being real, bro.
That's right.
Energy, I'm forever on.
If I don't like you, I don't pretend to.
And if I don't F with you, then we don't F with you.
That was Showtime's Al Bernstein who was asking him the question.
So I guess no more questions from him in the future. But that's respectable, man. don't effort you. That was Showtime's Al Bernstein who was asking him the question. So I guess no more questions from him
in the future. But that's respectable,
man. Don't be talking. Listen, I want you to keep that
same energy. If you talk crazy about me
when I'm not around, if you talk crazy about me on your
social media, when you see me, keep that
same energy. Don't try to shake my hand. Don't try
to say what's up. It's no rap for you.
Alright, now Rihanna, who can do no
wrong, is now launching a luxury
fashion line, according to reports.
She's in discussion with LVMH. That's Louis Vuitton, Moet Hennessy.
They own brands like Dior, Marc Jacobs, Givenchy, all of that to partner on her own high end fashion line.
So not mad at that, because we all love the way that Rihanna dresses.
No matter what she has on, she always looks good.
And a lot of people couldn't pull off the looks that she does.
That's very true. And I want everybody to
remember that when Rihanna comes out with her clothing line,
okay, you are not Rihanna. So the way that Rihanna
looks on her Instagram pictures, you're not
going to look like that when you put that crop top on.
But you can add your own twist to it, that's all.
And she's going to want everyone to feel like, you can't look
like Rihanna if you have my fashion
line on. Yes, you can feel
like her. But trust me, as soon as you post it, somebody's going to, you can feel like her. All right, Jeff Bezos.
As soon as you post it, somebody's going to remind you that you don't look like her.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.
Now, you know Jeff Bezos is the guy who founded and is the CEO of Amazon.
Jeff Bezos.
Yes, and...
Rich nigga.
He is going to the Oscars, and guess who he's bringing?
The woman who he allegedly was having an affair with, Lauren Sanchez.
This is going to be his first public appearance since his relationship has been revealed.
And they're trying to figure out should they go to the Oscars together or what?
Well, they don't got to hide no more.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Yeah, I guess not.
I mean, you know, everybody is expecting that she's going to be there anyway.
The cover has been blown.
They've been out and about.
Supposedly, they're an item.
They're very much in love.
They were not hiding their relationship.
They have been spotted together.
And, you know, I mean...
You just got to make sure her outfit is flawless.
Make sure her shoe game is phenomenal.
Okay, make sure the jewelry she has on
is worth more than everything
that everybody else is even attempting to wear.
Or she could just go in some sweats because really she got it.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
That's your first public appearance with the richest man in the world.
Okay, Jeff Bezos got to make sure that his bae looks amazing on every level.
Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Rumor Reports.
Now next.
Yeah, go ahead.
I don't know what's coming up next.
We're actually going to be doing front page news next.
And in front page news, we are going to be talking about
imagine this scenario. You're in court,
right? Could be facing jail for the
rest of your life. Maybe execution. Who knows?
And your mistress
takes the stand, but your wife is in court.
How awkward is that? We'll tell you who that
just happened to. Jesus Christ.
That just made my heart flutter. Who are these guys? We'll tell you who that just happened to. Jesus Christ. That just made my heart flutter.
Who are these guys?
All right, we'll talk about it after the break.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee, DJ Envy is in Johannesburg.
And it's time for front page news.
Yee, what's happening?
Well, let's talk about this El Chapo trial.
Now, his mistress took the stand yesterday in court.
And, you know, his wife is in court as well.
And it got very dramatic.
It was very tense in the courtroom while this was happening.
Now, she actually broke down in tears and she was crying so much that she had to be
taken out of the federal courtroom in Brooklyn.
The side chick or the wife?
The side chick.
While she was on the stand, she had to testify against him.
And they said they left her mic on.
According to the New York Post, her mic was still on while she was sobbing after she left the courtroom.
And they said that his wife was actually smiling and thought it was pretty funny.
That's right.
Like, I told him about messing with them other bitches.
Now, look, she on the stand testifying against him.
That's what his ass get. Now his
side piece, Lucero Guadalupe Sanchez
Lopez, actually talks about
different things that she had to do.
She started dating him when she was
21 years old back in 2011
and then she started working for him
in the drug trade. She would go around Mexico
looking for high quality marijuana.
She said she was not paid
and she often had to go to remote locations.
She could only call him by climbing to the top of a hill
at those locations.
They also put out text messages
between the two of them in court
which showed that she was working for him
but also in love with him.
In one exchange that they showed in court,
she told them she was sending him
350 kilos of pot on a plane
and he asked her if she
had marked the packages in any way and she said
love, there is a heart on them.
And he responded, how sweet.
Now after that, she moved on to organizing
money laundering through front businesses in Mexico
for him and hiring
people who would be easily manipulated
for him. Imagine doing all this, you're not even getting paid.
Because you're his girlfriend.
He definitely manipulated the whole situation.
So, of course, his wife was in court thinking this was funny.
This is just another example that side chicks talk too much.
That's why the faithful black male community is the fastest growing community in the world today.
Because nobody got time for this, okay?
They all over social media talking.
They all on reality shows talking.
They taking the stand talking against you.
There is no reason to have a side chick in 2019.
Side chicks ain't loyal.
Right.
She went on to say while she was on the stand, she said, up until today, I'm still confused because today I thought we were still involved as partners.
So I guess she thought they still were involved as partners.
I'm in mother effing jail facing a hundred years to forever.
And you talking about us being partners?
Side chicks don't know they roll no more,
and they talk too damn much.
Well, you know what?
That's why you cheat on these women
and do these things and make her your side chick
and make her feel special,
and she might take the stand against you.
Cheat?
Who cheats?
Well, he cheated on his wife.
Well, he ain't black either, though.
All right, now Netflix has added 9 million paying subscribers,
but their stock is still falling.
You know, they're in debt a whole lot,
and that's because they do have a lot of original programming
that they have to pay for.
So they did also announce in the past couple of days
that they are going to raise prices for their subscribers.
So if you're a new subscriber, that's going to take place immediately.
If you are grandfathered in, that's going to take place over a couple of years.
You know what I'm going to do this weekend that I have not yet done?
And this is the only problem I think Netflix has.
Netflix doesn't have a sense of urgency when it comes to its programming
because you know once it's there, it's there.
I have not watched the new season of Orange is the New Black,
and I've watched every season of Orange is the New Black.
So since it's a holiday weekend and we're snowed in,
I think I'm going to watch that this weekend.
You know what?
I started watching it.
Here's the problem that I had.
So I'll do things like, okay, I'm going to put it on
and start cleaning up and doing things,
and then I keep walking out of the room and walking back in
and not knowing what's going on.
So then I got to re-watch it.
And it's hard for me to sit there and just be focused the whole time.
So I need to do that.
Because I've been like, wait, what just happened?
What did I miss?
And then I got to rewind it.
Yeah, and ain't nobody got time for that.
It is very crowded in that space right now.
They said there's going to be some new streaming services launching.
You know, there's already Amazon, Hulu, Google's, YouTube.
But now they're going to have Apple, Disney, WarnerMedia.
All of those are launching their own streaming services too.
If Disney's taking all the Marvel programming,
like Dead Double, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, all of that good stuff, I might get Disney.
All right.
And just one last note for you to be careful as you are traveling.
You know, the weather, make sure you check that out if you have a flight, if you're going anywhere for this holiday weekend.
Because it is snowing in some places in New York City.
It is going to be snowing.
There's a winter storm warning here in effect.
So if you have to go through here, you're coming here, just be careful.
All right. I'm Angela Yee, and that's your Front Page warning here in effect. So if you have to go through here, you're coming here, just be careful. All right.
I'm Angela Yee
and that's your front page news.
That's right.
And my man,
Lil Rel is up next.
Lil Rel,
you know,
it's so interesting.
One of the last things
that I watched on Netflix
was Bird Box.
I did watch Bird Box.
Yes,
we all watched Bird Box.
Yes,
I didn't really,
I didn't enjoy Bird Box like that.
It was cool.
I had some moments,
but nah.
And then right after Bird Box,
I watched Black Mirror, Band of Snatchers. That was incredible. Okay, but Lil Rel is enjoy Bird Box like that. It was cool. It had its moments, but nah. And then right after Bird Box, I watched Black Mirror,
Band of Snatchers.
That was incredible.
Okay, but Littlerella's in Bird Box.
That's why I bought Bird Box.
And Bird Box actually broke
all kinds of records for Netflix.
Okay.
And the people loved it.
It was viral.
It had all kinds of memes.
They had the Bird Box challenge.
Netflix had to issue a statement
telling people not to drive blindfolded.
So basically the key to a hit horror movie is to put Littlerell in it.
Yeah, it's working out for him.
Well, Littlerell is up next on The Breakfast Club.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angelina Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
I don't know where he's at.
Littlerell is here.
Littlerell is here. What's up, Littlerell? People got to stop guest in the building. I don't know where he's at. Lil Rel is here. Lil Rel is here.
What's up, Lil Rel?
People got to stop doing this bird box challenge.
Are you tired of the bird box challenge now?
Netflix has to make a whole announcement about it.
Well, I just don't want nobody to hurt themselves.
People are doing really crazy stuff.
Like somebody that drove blindfolded the other day
and crashed into somebody else's car trying to drive with just a GPS.
That is so dumb.
That's stupid.
It don't even go with the movie.
The only reason we did that is because everybody was dead.
That is true.
Tell me.
Let me see.
Everybody was dead in the movie.
Everybody was dead.
Well, superstar Lil Rel is here.
Superstar Lil Rel is in the building.
Man, we have seen this progress happening and happening.
And right now, it's amazing to see where Lil Rel is at in his career. Yeah, this have seen this progress happening and happening and right now it's amazing to see
where Lil Rel is at in his career.
Yeah, this has been a good, I'm really happy.
Like, this is probably the happiest I've ever
been. I was so happy
I took a trip. I went to Maui
by myself for the holidays.
Yeah, from Christmas Eve to
January 2nd. What do you mean by yourself?
Like, alone. Just me. I called my
kids, like, look, I need to take a trip alone.
They understood.
And they little, but they was like, dad, you've been working hard.
I said, that's why.
Y'all going to get everything from me.
So what did you do by yourself?
Man, I was in the ocean.
I walked the beach.
I did a lot of writing.
You must have looked lonely as hell walking on the beach by yourself.
No, no.
Because first of all, it's white people.
White people love to talk to you.
They make you join a group. I went to a luau by myself. I, no. He wanted some alone time. First of all, it's white people. White people love to talk to you. They make you join in groups.
I went to a luau by myself.
It's like, you're with us now.
Like, I didn't, all right.
And they all know you.
They all know you because, I mean.
Well, you know, so black people, it's so funny.
It's a weird thing when black people come speak to you like,
hey, man, we know you're on vacation.
You look like you alone.
We ain't trying to bother you.
We don't want to blow your spot up.
That's what they say. We don't want to blow your spot up. That's what they say. We don't want to blow your spot up.
But if you need some help,
because it look like they just grab you.
We got you.
Wink twice if you need us to go.
Wink twice if you need our help.
Now let's talk about Bird Box. That was a surprise.
You know what's crazy?
Me and Trevante saw it cut together
and even though I did the movie
and I read the script and I read the book,
I was still on the edge of my seat.
I'm like, yo, this is going to be good.
I felt the same way after I saw Get Out for the first time.
I just thought it was good.
You've been doing some good picks on what to work on.
Now, Evan, you said you didn't even really think it was that good.
I didn't love it.
In all fairness.
I didn't love the movie.
I liked it.
I didn't love it.
It was a good, you know what it was?
It's entertaining.
There was so much hype around it. I think if I would have just seen it without the hype, I would have liked it more. But with the hype and the Netflix, I liked it. I didn't love it. It was a good, you know what it was? It's entertaining. There was so much hype around it. I think if I
would have just seen it without the hype, I would have liked it
more. But with the hype and the Netflix, I was like,
oh, I want to watch it. I might not have watched it without the hype.
But that's the thing about it, too. I don't, the hype
wasn't necessarily like, this is
a great movie. I think people
was excited to be entertained. Right.
And that's what it was. I mean, like,
we went away from just making entertaining movies.
They don't have to be, Because people do overanalyze.
They're like, what?
I'm like, bro, you tripping.
Yes, I'm glad you said that.
Because I want you to analyze the movie for us.
Because I retweeted something that somebody wrote that said that the bird box was about white people.
And there's an oppression of black people.
And I was like, wow, I didn't even realize that.
And then people were like, all right, Angela, relax.
Yeah, I think people overthinking it.
Like, we never saw the monster.
We don't know how it started.
I'm like, first of all, what I loved about the script was that it was from the perspective of the people.
So if they shut down radio and TV and we have no idea what's happening, whatever those people in that house think what's happening is just what we think.
Right.
Without even having no real details.
So I love the fact.
And then I love the fact that I died in the movie.
Which that was another thing.
People were like,
man, why you do this?
Why the black woman
had to die?
First of all,
I was the fifth person to die.
And then he had to,
and then Trevante
had to sacrifice himself
to Santa Bullock.
Me and Trevante,
we saved,
well, Trevante really
while I'm dead.
Sacrificing the black man
to save the white woman.
No, but see,
that's what I'm saying.
We overthinking that, man.
Like, come on, y'all.
This is like,
first of all,
it ain't Scream 2
where they died
right in the beginning
of it before the credits
even came on.
You made me believe
your character.
I had to believe
that character.
They made you seem
like you were scared.
No, I really,
you know,
that was the first character
I've ever done
where I had to become
and believe whatever
was happening to do it.
A lot of stuff I've been
able to do so because it was a lot like me but this guy was like an introvert and kind of like
really into his own world insecure believed everything he was saying so I shot that
information thing twice I shot the first as an actor I did it or whatever and Susanna our
director she was like well you have to believe it you have to believe what you're saying I'm like
is that how she sounds that That's how she talks.
Is that called method acting?
Yeah.
I had to stop talking to my family.
Because they had us all in this house.
So at one point, we all believed what was happening.
The houses was like, we didn't know what the weather was outside.
We'd be in there for hours.
We didn't know if it was night and day.
They wouldn't let us go to our trailers. At lunch, we ate there.
We didn't know she was doing that on purpose,
but she did. She actually made us
be around each other on purpose. So it was like
really being there. So I think
the way everybody looked in the movie, where we all
looked scared or close,
it's because we was around each other the whole time.
And you also, besides
Bird Box, which was a huge,
huge hit for Netflix, you also
have your own show, your own sitcom.
I had so much fun doing that this year.
I'm so thankful. Based loosely on your
life, your wife leaves you for
the barber. Any problems with that
though? Your hair looks fresh
though. Oh, thank you. No, it wasn't no
problems. It's a lot of real
reality. But as the season went on
it was just more other stuff.
My mom episode was very personal
to me to write and do.
She passed away in 2009, so to do this
episode dedicated to her
and me having a surreal moment of talking to her
and that's probably...
My son played the little version of me
and it was one of the
toughest things and dopest things
I've ever done, writing and
performing. So I got a chance to do a lot of personal stuff in this show,
and I hope we get a season two, man,
because there's so much more that I want to do with it.
You kind of get your chops as you do it,
how to run a show and produce it.
I had to learn a lot.
I learned a lot about being in charge.
You ask to be in charge, but it's a lot,
and it maybe even changed my lifestyle really.
I stopped drinking and everything just because after doing stuff like that, charged. Your ex is being charged, but it's a lot. It maybe even changed my lifestyle really.
I stopped drinking and everything just because after doing stuff like that, you realize
how focused you got to be if you really want
to be... I want to be one of the best
to do this. When do we find out
if there's a season two? They got to June
to let us know, but it's just tough over
there at Fox. Disney bought Fox
and there's so many changes
and moving parts. But you many changes and time slot and everything
if they give another black dude a deal then i know i'm out what about bird box too i'm
noting i mean you wouldn't be in it because you're dead but it looks like they're gearing up but what
if i wasn't dead oh yeah what if that wasn't okay you know what i mean whatever that wasn't your book? Yeah, what if it wasn't? So I hate sequels, man.
I don't want us to do a sequel.
Now, I don't mind a prequel, like to see what...
Really, yeah, yeah, yeah, how it started.
A baby Bird Box.
Say they would get out.
If they did a prequel to it, that's interesting to me.
Were you surprised that the Bird Box numbers was...
When that went to Netflix, was it one of those things you'd be like,
ah, whatever, and then it just blew up and you was like, holy shit.
Well, Netflix is amazing. I mean, it was so funny you'd be like, ah, whatever, and then it just blew up and you was like, holy s***? Well, Netflix is amazing.
I mean, it was so funny.
People were like, man, this movie's so good, it should have been in regular theaters.
I'm like, well, they wouldn't have been able to pay all of us.
Like, Netflix has money.
True.
If that movie was a—
And Lil Rel's price is phenomenal, is astronomical right now.
I did not say that.
You said they wouldn't have been able to pay all of us.
Yeah, they would have paid all of us as an ensemble.
One of us would have got it.
It would have just been Sandy Bullock and whoever else you don't even know.
But no, I think it's, I was in Maui when I, I was like, what's going on?
You seen all the memes?
Yeah, I was like, what's happening?
And then Sandy called me, Sandra Bullock, and she was like.
Sandy called me.
Sandy reached out to me.
I said, hey, Sandy, how you doing, mama?
Come on.
Yeah, Sandy's good people.
She hit me up, and she was excited.
Just thanking me, and I'm just like, no, thank you for letting me be a part of this.
But it was a team effort, man.
Everybody, we were, like, still blown away by that.
And I didn't think all the memes thing would happen.
That's weird.
That was a good thing.
That really helped it.
I'm just saying for me
to be like memed up twice,
like, you know,
I started seeing a meme
about my Get Out character
and this dude.
It's just very fascinating.
I'm like,
I did that twice.
All right,
we got more with Little Rel
when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy,
Angela Yee,
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Little Rel is in the building.
Now, you're from Chicago.
So I want to ask you if you've seen the R. Kelly document.
First of all, I stopped listening to R. Kelly music like 10 years ago.
Why?
Because it's just outside of personal experiences or whatever.
Not necessarily within what he's been, you know, what everybody's talking about.
What do you mean by personal experiences?
He's just a tripped out guy.
So you know him personally?
No, I just say that.
I've ran into him.
You've got personal experience.
Personal experience of running into him
or seeing, I never like...
His vibe.
Yeah, I ain't like his energy.
I think last year he was all at a party
and then he sent somebody over
and like, yo, Rob, want to meet you?
I'm like, okay, yeah.
I'm not going to come over there
because you sent somebody over
to talk to me.
Bro, we all in the same VIP section.
Just come say hi.
Rob wants to meet you.
No, but no, it's just stuff like that.
He flew at me out.
For real?
Yeah.
He got flewed out.
That's light-skinned.
It was a long time ago.
He called, his people called me up and said
he wanted me to host a mixtape back in the day.
And he flew me from New York to Chicago. And then he left me in host a mixtape back in the day and he flew me
from New York to Chicago
and then he left me
in the hotel
for three days straight
let me tell you something
I didn't have money
at the time
so I couldn't even
change the flight
I just sat there
I did the trap in the closet
remember he did
the trap in the closet
I was a stand in
for the cop
and one of his
background dancers
was doing stand in work too
and she was just cool
really nice
and the first day all of us just hit it
and we just talking. And I'm not making
this up, man. And then I swear to you
we was talking, me and her was talking
and he was looking. Uh-oh.
Like he had a problem with it, right?
It's like, I'm just starting a comedy. This ain't like
no big deal. We just all talking. We all stand in.
The next day I go
to speak to her like, hey, hey, what's up, man?
Good morning, blah, blah, blah. And she's like, you know, I can't talk to her like, hey, hey, what's up, man? Good morning, blah, blah, blah.
She's like, you know, I can't talk to you no more.
I said, what?
She said, my boss told me I can't talk to you no more, right?
So then she goes back over there with him, and he makes another face.
I'm like, yo, this dude's a maniac.
And this is years ago.
So I'm just saying, like, there's always been this controlling thing when it comes to him.
So I just thought all that stuff was always weird. And then the and lyrics and just like who is he singing to because that doesn't
sound like he's singing to an adult woman and i'm sure it was a lot man heard things but no but
people supported him and that's why i had to stop telling people that you don't get to arguments
about it i was like you know let me just be on my own thing. I don't, I'm going to just shut up. And like to watch that,
and that's not,
I'm not even jumping
on a bandwagon
of what's going on.
I do think it's weirdly
disgusting that we like
get mad at the victims
for finally saying something.
I think that's crazy too.
People are like,
man,
they doing it for the money.
Lifetime?
Lifetime ain't got no money.
And the other,
and when you do things like that,
it really makes other victims
not want to come forward.
That's exactly what's happening.
And people always want to know, why did she wait so long?
Why did this person?
Because women don't feel empowered to be able to say, this powerful person did this to me.
Because people say, oh, she trying to get money.
It's a money play.
They say, oh, she lying on him.
They not getting to die.
Honestly, they getting more criticism.
They not getting it.
They just, if somebody's telling you that nobody's going to believe you,
and it was easy for him to say that because he beat his case.
So it's like, hey, you see what happened?
Nobody's going to listen to you.
And if somebody's telling you that, why would you believe that?
Now, Cat Williams took some stabs at you.
They're going to let you be a star, Lil Rel, but you're ugly.
And white people don't believe in ugly stars.
They think you have to be somebody that women want to sleep with and men want to be.
Right.
Right.
Have you spoke to Cat before that or after that?
And where did that come from?
First of all, I don't know where it came from.
I saw him back to back.
Like, I saw him at the Emmys.
And it was backstage.
And he was, and Chappelle and him was talking.
And Chappelle brought me over there like, L'Oreal, come over here and hang out.
And I'm like, no.
I'm like, all right.
You know what I mean?
And I didn't care at the time
because I was like, I didn't say anything about him.
So it was like, if anybody gonna say something,
it should be him.
Right.
But he was weird as he always is and smoking
and he like did some weird creepy thing
and creeped out the spot.
And then.
Creepy thing.
The day before that, me and Gerard
was just talking about how funny he is.
Like I saw the interview or something and I was like, I called, me and Gerard were just talking about how funny he is. Like, I saw the interview or something, and I was like,
I called Tiff and Gerard on my way to Fox.
Like, man, y'all heard what this dude just said?
Because they didn't even know about it.
They didn't know what was going on.
No, I was like, yo, what is this?
I saw something.
I think I saw something about Tiffany, and I was like, what is this?
And then I heard my name.
Like, what is that?
Like, Ralph's ugly.
I'm like, what? Why do I got to? Good to you,, what is that? Look, Ralph's ugly. I'm like, what?
Why do I got to?
Good to you, yeah.
Well, that's another thing.
First of all, I'm not ugly.
But I don't care about a guy with a perm calling me ugly.
Like, you living in Atlanta, you got to think you fine.
Because as long as you're a straight dude in Atlanta, yeah,
you're going to pull a bunch of women.
See, I didn't speak out.
I tried to call him.
Oh, you tried?
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, what's up?
Like, what's wrong with you?
You good?
Because, I mean, it's one of those things where, like,
I worked really hard to get where I'm at.
This is a crazy thing.
You know how Facebook has a reminder?
Well, a couple years ago, I'm at a WNBA game, courtside,
and he is there, too.
He walks over to me around, Proud of you, man.
You're doing your thing.
And we took a picture.
I posted that picture, and I got the caption.
Like, man, I remember looking at that the other day, like, what did I do after this?
You told me congratulations, man.
You're doing good.
Well, you weren't the only one.
You said you was proud of me, man.
I don't care.
Now, Buckley, I don't care.
Like, yeah, I got that.
And, I mean, even, like, Donald.
Donald.
Donald Glover
yeah
if he's at the party
he's like man
my bad
my bad about Cat
I'm like
you don't have to
apologize for him
he apologized to you
for Cat
because he
he brought him back
yeah but that's not
he didn't know
he was gonna say that
well he should've asked
he should've asked
why y'all ain't put
Cat on nothing
cause he's crazy
cause he's crazy
alright we got more
with Lil Rel
when we come back.
Keep it locked.
This is The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Lil Rel is in the building.
Yee.
You know what's dope for you is that, and we had Kevin Hart up here the other day, and
he's in the movie The Upside, right?
And that's his first kind of dramatic, different type of role for him because he's always done
comedies.
But you have already done those dramatic type of roles and not just comedies.
Yeah.
How important do you think that is for your career to not be in one genre?
I just don't ever want to be in a box.
I'm very observant to what?
For a box.
Oh, my God.
You're crazy, man.
Have you still got that blindfold on?
No, I have to go.
I just want to just keep doing stuff, you doing stuff that's different that I want to do.
Right now, I've been in a great position where they got me writing my own stuff
and working on a rom-com now where I'm writing because I like romantic comedies.
Oh, that's sweet.
You like rom-coms?
I love rom-coms.
What's your favorite rom-com?
You know what?
It's so funny.
I love rom-coms, too.
I'm about to do a movie with this guy, Ryan Reynolds.
We're going to do this movie called Free Guy.
It's a beautiful, because it's him telling his daughter the story
of how he basically met her mother,
and she needs to figure out which one of the ladies he's talking about is her mother.
Just a beautiful, you know, I'm one of those softies, man.
That's nice.
So I like the story.
So you're like, you cry and stuff during movies?
You do.
It's sweet enough,
you know what I mean?
Like,
it gotta be something
that's real,
like,
oh,
come on.
Like The Notebook
and Titanic,
you watch movies like that?
Yes,
I have,
but those are not the ones
I get all like,
oh,
man,
Miss Cree.
Now,
Cree is,
Cree is,
that's not a rom-com,
Envy.
But it's not,
but at the same time,
I'm gonna tell you something,
though.
Envy cried.
He cried.
He cried.
Her character,
like,
I like a supportive, when you have a supportive woman,
like you think about Regina Hall's character in Show Me the Money.
Jerry Maguire.
Jerry Maguire.
Just her speech to him.
Oh, yeah.
That was dope.
Oh, where are you?
I like that.
So you like rom-coms.
What about action?
Would you want to do, you want to do action?
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, that's one of the reasons
why I got a little muscle in my arm
and everything.
Yeah, I can see it through your jacket.
Yeah, I'm not playing, y'all.
You're not going to make me
the best friend for my whole career.
I want to be somebody.
Zooming on his arm on the jacket.
I want to do my own version of,
stop doing that.
Like he really trying to flex it now.
I'm not even trying to.
I got to flex it.
I'm not like...
I'm like...
No, but...
I just want to...
Because I miss, like, those Beverly Hook cops and...
You know, we got Bad Boys 3 coming back, but it'll be fun to do something with somebody
fresher.
And that's one of the things I'm working on now.
That's why I'm trying to write everything.
At this point, I get, like, yeah, they'll offer
you stuff, but the stuff you really want to do, you got to
write and create on your own. Coming to America 2
is coming. You excited for that? Yeah, I mean,
I read the premise. I had a
whole, I think, an idea that
I can say it now because now they're going to do what they want
anyway, but I thought they
should have went to Zamunda. I think I would have loved
if he was,
if the kid was raised in America have went to Zamunda. I think I would have loved if he was, if the young, if the kid was raised in America.
And because Zamunda is such a beautiful place.
And he had to go back there.
Like Black Panther.
To find his wife.
Yeah, we could have saw Zamunda, how beautiful the people were.
And him meeting his, it would have been different.
It would have been doper culturally and funny.
What about the Candyman remake?
Because I love horror movies.
Oh my God.
That's, that's interesting.
Like, because I want to do another thriller because I like doing them.
I'm starting to see that I like doing those now because it's easier to be funny in them, too.
That's my favorite genre is horror and thrillers.
I want to be a lead in one where I really get into the nitty gritty of it.
You know what I'm saying?
Where you don't die right away.
Don't die right away.
I'm figuring out stuff.
I got a gun.
Like the Haunting of Hill House.
Yeah, I want to get it in.
So, yeah, I hope the next thing
I do thriller wise
is going to be like
really like,
yeah, yeah,
give me a gun.
Let me kick down the door.
Because I love
every character I play
even though it's been funny,
it's just been real.
So it hasn't been like,
see like,
because the stuff
they kept in bird box
when they tried to get me
to go to the grocery store,
that was me kind of
freestyling that
because it was so tense
so I was just having fun
at some point.
Right, right, right.
No.
You know what I mean?
You don't need me to go.
Here's the keys.
I'm not going to that thing.
No, here's the keys.
I was so upset
you sacrificed yourself.
I was like, no.
But he sacrificed himself
in such a funny-ass way, though.
Yeah.
It was funny,
but I did my own stunt, guys.
Jumping into the fridge.
I really tackled that dude.
I ran fools.
But this is the thing,
it was a dude dressed and looked just like me. I didn't think about it at ran full speed It was a dude dressed
And looked just like me
I didn't think about it
At the time
Like this dude dressed
With the vest on
And looked like me
Is he just a
I don't know who he is
I did my own
I ran full speed
And tackled the dude
Because the dude was like
Hey man tackle me
I'm like alright
I hurt my elbow
Trying to do this
And I didn't come to find out
Like the dude left
I'm like
He was like
Yo that was your stunt man
You wasn't supposed to Do that stunt You were supposed to do it It was somebody here to do that And I'm like come to find out. Like, the dude left. I'm like, yo, that was your stunt, man. You wasn't supposed to do that stunt.
You were supposed to do it.
It was somebody here to do that.
And I'm like, what?
And he was like, yeah, man.
I'm like, did you get paid?
He's like, I'm good, man.
You okay?
Thank you very much.
You didn't have to do this, brother.
They didn't have to come here to do this for you.
I'm like, yeah, I Tom Cruise'd it.
That's right.
Now, what about a love scene for you?
I could, I mean, I've done it.
I mean, you know, so my first love scene was Insecure. Me and Yvonne it That's right Now what about A love scene for you I could I mean I've done I mean you know So my first love scene
Was Insecure
Me and Yvonne
That's right
Yeah we did
That was fun
I bet it was
Come on now
Don't do that
She's happily booed up
I know
What about like
Naked
Sexy
Your butt showing
That's what you wanna see
I mean that's a real
Love scene
That'd be
I don't
Why do y'all wanna see it I don't I don't I want to see it I don't I want to do I'm
scared I fall in love with whoever I hope they like already booed up or
married or something so I'll be like hey so you want to do this? I want to be together after this. You're like, it's a movie. We go together.
That happens a lot, though.
More than you think.
Yeah, we see.
Yeah, so I don't know.
I think with the next,
it's a couple films I'm about to do next
where I have a love interest.
So we'll see what happens.
So, Angely, you will get to see your butt.
You don't want to see my butt.
Is that Caroline's this weekend?
By the way.
I'm doing two Saturday and one Sunday.
And you set it up for your special?
Man, I'm so excited.
I was in Atlanta last weekend.
So I'm traveling every weekend somewhere.
But this is really exciting, man.
And I feel really good.
I'm just excited.
I think people forget that I did stand-up.
Or didn't know it.
Or whatever the case may be.
I'm like, I'm yeah, y'all forgot.
I'm really good at it.
You know what I mean?
What's the name of the special?
It's going to be relevant, too, because it makes people go see the first one when you do it, too.
What's the deal for the special?
Where is it going to be?
HBO.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you for joining us, Lil Rel.
Thanks for having me, man.
Yeah, make sure you always come by when you're here.
I love, yeah, this is such a dope show, man.
So thanks for having me again.
Appreciate it.
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The Breakfast Club.
Well, Future's new album is out today, The Wizard.
And he did an interview on his Freebans radio.
He sat down for a candid interview with Big Bang Black,
who is clearly his friend, and you can tell
by their conversation. He talks about a lot of
different things. He talks about his ex,
Ciara, and Russell Wilson
and his feelings on him. He do exactly
what she tell him to do. I feel like he getting
caught up in... Don't come out with your son, do you feel like
the **** go to him? He not being a man in that position.
Like, he not being a man at that point.
You're not being a man.
You're not telling her, man, bro, chill out with that on the Internet.
Don't even talk to him.
I'm your husband.
You better not even bring his future name up.
If that was me, she couldn't even bring his name up.
She know that.
She couldn't even bring her ex's name up.
I don't care what they gave you.
You don't bring their name up on interviews.
Don't even do nothing around them.
No, don't say nothing.
Don't give a shit.
No energy.
Damn. He's got a good point. Don't get it. No energy. Damn.
I mean, he's got a good point.
Well, she's her own woman, though.
If she wants to discuss
her past relationship.
Yeah, but no pun intended.
But no pun intended,
but when you're in a relationship
like Ciara is, you know,
and she seems to be happy,
you should be dealing
with the present.
Like, imagine Ciara comes up here
and they tell us,
look, you just can't ask about future.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't know why we would ask about future.
Yeah, but you know how you feel when people come up here and say you can't bring this person up, you can't bring that.
But we don't listen to that, though.
Exactly.
My point.
That's my whole point.
We've never abided by those rules.
Right.
So that's exactly what I'm saying.
Tell her, recommend, kiss my ass.
People are going to ask questions that they're going to ask anyway
and what should she do? Get mad? We'll be like,
damn, what's wrong with her? Yeah.
So it's kind of like nothing you could do about it.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, I guess that is the case when you do
have a baby by somebody who's high. Yeah, it's
hard for you to tell people you can't talk about
that because then if they bring it up,
what you supposed to do? Just answer the question
and move on.
All right, now he goes on to also talk about Wendy Williams.
Wendy Williams was talking ish about him and his baby moms and all of that.
They had their, he responded to that.
Well, here's what he had to say about Wendy.
Man, the Wendy Williams situation,
the only thing I was mad about her putting my kid's mother up that don't want to be in the limelight.
They didn't sign off on their name and their face being out there,
but as future, through my
shenanigans and s***, they get thrown into a fire.
Alright, so
that's all he has. He doesn't want his
children's mothers to have to be
blasted and put out there like that.
I mean, that's the other thing that
we don't think about, I guess.
When you're talking about Future and all his baby
moms, you can't
you shouldn't put their pictures up
because they're not in the limelight.
They're not asking for it.
So that's like the reverse of Sierra, right?
Sierra got a baby with a high profile dude,
so she's going to be asked about it.
But if you don't have babies with high profile people,
there's no need to bring them up, right?
Now, you also talked about Rocco and he said,
you don't sue nobody where we come from.
The honor that we have on our name, where you come from,
you shouldn't ever sue no one,
but you shouldn't sue your brother. He goes on to say that
Rocco has to apologize. And he
says he doesn't F with Joe Button. And he said
he got a bad ass B though.
Bitch. Why you don't mess with Joe Button?
Listen, I don't know. He just don't mess with
him. And why can't Rocco sue
people? I need my bread.
Right. If you're not gonna pay me, how
else am I gonna get my money? Well, I guess
he did get his money. so there you have it.
Now, Future's album, as I said, is out today.
So here is Future featuring Travis Scott, first off. But I got options DJ take it off and I ain't stopping Louis V belts, Louis V on my walls
Bitch, girl, I can't afford no love
Limbram Ferris on my land, I see Fugazi
I should have pwned this bitch and make her pay, baby
Find a cutoff where it's dim and pour a butter rim
Get the back end at the door and let the dogs kill
Point them out, they turn around, that's how we let them in.
Paying her one conversation, then I switch the sound.
You like that?
Did he say I should pee on her and make her pay me?
I'm going to have to re-listen to that clip.
I got to go work out to that in the gym and see what the hell Future just said.
That's what it sounded like he said.
I could be wrong.
There's not a whole lot of guest appearances.
There's 20 songs on the album.
And that's one appearance and the other one is Young Thug and Gunna
on Unicorn.
Yo, y'all gotta stop
with these long ass albums, bro.
I don't care if the song
is two and a half minutes.
Nobody wants to hear
20 songs of anybody.
I don't care.
There's no artist
I want to hear 20 songs from.
And he has a documentary
out as well.
You know, back in the day
people would put out
longer albums
because your attention span
is just shorter now.
But the shorter albums
were always better.
And people's songs used to be longer, too.
That's true.
But Nas, Illmatic had nine songs on it.
I don't need 20 records, okay?
Nine, ten tops.
Listen, I'm going to listen to the Dreams triple album this weekend.
I'm excited for that.
I'll never get through it.
I'm still trying to get through Chris Brown's last album.
It was like months ago.
Four albums in one.
All right, and Lil Wayne also has a documentary out.
It's called I Ain't Ish Without You, and that's a tour documentary.
So it's a fan appreciation tour that he did,
and he wanted to make sure everybody sees that without his fans,
plain and simple, he's just not ish.
He said, I'm an artist that got big off of putting out free music.
I started putting mixtapes out.
That's how I always did it, just giving out free music.
I always wanted to be heard and you listen.
So that's dope.
And as part of that tour that he did,
Lil Wayne and Tidal did donate $90,000
to the One Million Project Foundation,
which gives internet access to one million
high school students across the nation.
Okay, drop on the clues box for Lil Wayne.
And for the record, our producer, Daniel,
just told me that Yes Future did say that.
Okay. You have the clip drum? I should have p just told me that Yes Future did say that. Okay.
You have the clip drum?
I should have peed on this bitch and make her pay, baby.
Come on.
Now is not the time.
See, I thought he said pimp.
I didn't know he said pee.
Now is not the time to be putting out lyrics talking about peeing on women.
Okay?
Surviving on Kelly Dock just happened.
I was just over here bopping, not even listening to the lyrics.
All right.
I'm Angela Yee, and that's your Rumor Report.
Jesus Christ.
Soulja Boy.
All right, next up, we do have Donkey of the Day.
Charlamagne, who you giving your donkey to?
A pedophile.
Whoa.
Yes, named Robert.
Wow.
Not Kelly.
Oh, I was like, again, let's go.
We'll discuss for after the hour.
Donkey of the Day.
Yeah, you dumbass.
You get Donkey of the Day. Yeah, you dumbass. We'll be right back. It had to make a judgment of who was going to be on the donkey of the day. They chose you.
The breakfast club, bitches.
Who's donkey of the day today?
Yes, donkey of the day for Friday, January 18th, goes to a man from upstate New York named Robert Cronin.
Now, Robert is 33 years old, and he is facing sexual assault charges.
Stories like this can cause my anxiety to shoot to the roof
because I have a 10-year-old daughter at the house
and to think that it's a 33-year-old grown-ass man
preying on little girls like this
makes me want to pray for divine protection for my daughters
and makes me want to buy another pistol
just in case I have to send one of these pedophiles
to meet their Lord and Draco soldier.
Now, in the case of Robert Cronin,
not only did he sexually assault an 11-year-old girl,
but he shot her club up and put a body in her box. Yes, Robert Cronin assault an 11-year-old girl, but he shot her club up and put a body in her box.
Yes, Robert Cronin got this 11-year-old girl pregnant.
Let me breathe for a second, okay?
I just don't be understanding these Robert Kelly-ass boys.
And you said he's 33?
33.
Are all Roberts pedophiles?
Between Robert Cronin and Robert Kelly,
I see no reason for someone to ever introduce themselves as Robert ever again.
Just say your name is Bob, okay?
Now, a DNA test determined that Robert was indeed the father.
Hit Maury.
You are the father.
Yes, and Robert isn't disputing the test results, but he is insisting he never had sex with the child.
Every human on the planet is looking at the radio right now saying,
Charlamagne, what the hell did you just say?
I said DNA test results show that Robert Cronin, 33 years old,
is indeed the father of this 11-year-old girl's child.
But Robert is claiming he didn't have sex with her.
Well, if you didn't have sex with her, Robert,
then how did she end up pregnant by a pedophile?
Let's go to WTN ABC for the report, please.
Robert Cronin was arrested.
DNA test results had just come back positively identifying him as the father of an infant born in November,
the baby's mother, an 11-year-old little girl.
Robert Cronin did not deny that this baby is his, yet he claims he never actually had sex with the girl. THE BABY IS HIS. HE CLAIMS HE NEVER ACTUALLY HAD SEX WITH THE GIRL. CRONIN CLAIMS THE UNIDENTIFIED GIRL BECAME PREGNANT AFTER SHE USED AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING HE
HAD USED TO PLEASURE HIMSELF
WITH.
HE SAID NISKYUNA POLICE ARE
JUST LACKING IN SCIENTIFIC
KNOWLEDGE.
BUT POLICE ARE NOT BUYING HIS
STORY.
CRONIN WAS CHARGED WITH
ENDANGERING THE WELFARE OF A
CHILD AS WELL AS FELONY
PREDATORY SEXUAL ASSAULT.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE SAID
TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND ARE
BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE SAID
TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND ARE
BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE SAID
TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND ARE
BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE
SAID TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND
ARE BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE
SAID TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND
ARE BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE
SAID TO BE IN SAFE PLACES AND
ARE BEING WELL CARED FOR.
THE BABY AND THE GIRL ARE
SAID TO BE IN SAFE PLACES
AND ARE BEING WELL CARED FOR. injuring the welfare of a child as well as felony predatory sexual assault. The baby and the girl are said to be in safe places and are being well cared for.
Wow.
That is so sad.
Put him under the jail.
Robert.
Robert said that this story may be difficult for some to understand.
He said that the police who arrested him were just lacking scientific knowledge.
Angela Yee, what does science say about
the possibility of getting pregnant
after coming in contact with clothing
he had used while masturbating?
Impossible.
Once that sperm hits the air,
you can't even get pregnant,
and sperm has to swim,
so it's not going to be able to swim on clothing.
It has to be in liquid.
That's what I was thinking.
I don't think that's the way sperm works,
from clothing to, you know, you touching it to you getting pregnant.
Last I checked, sperm had to go to the vaginal area and travel toward the uterus in order to get pregnant.
But, hey, what do I know?
My formal education stops at a diploma from Berkeley High School in Moncks Corner, South Carolina,
and I got that in night school.
So don't listen to me.
But the possibility of his story being true on a scale of one, the soldier boy taught Drake everything he knows is definitely a soldier boy taught Drake everything he knows.
Now, where Robert messed up is he blamed this on science, when in fact, science is what makes this impossible.
You heard what Angeli just said. You need fertile cervical mucus for the sperm to swim through.
Like, come on, I'm not even going to go back and forth with you about this, okay? It just can't happen. But if Robert was going to lie,
instead of science,
he should have used religion
because ever since our Lord and Draco,
Soul Ja Boy,
started talking about comebacks,
there's been a lot of discussion
about the return of Christ, okay?
They are saying that Soul Ja Boy
could indeed be Jesus.
By they, I mean me
and my guy, Andrew Schultz.
But that's a whole other discussion. I'm just saying, a lot
of y'all probably looked at your radios and shook your head
when you heard this story about
this man Robert because he's saying the baby
is his but he didn't have sex with her.
This sounds far-fetched, right? Because it is
far-fetched. It's not true. Damn
impossible. It's impossible, but
my guy, one of the top three stand-up
comics in the world today
talent wise andrew schultz has a joke or more of a comedic observation and this robert cronin story
proves his theory true let's hear it as time changes so do people for example right now
if somebody impregnated a woman without her consent we We call that person a monster. You know, but if 2,000 years ago, someone impregnated
a woman without her consent,
we call him God.
That's what we call him.
I'm saying, there's a reason he cares so much
about forgiveness.
He started making up alibis.
He's like, there's a lot of us. The Father, the Son,
the Holy Ghost. I don't know which one.
He's got a point.
The Virgin Mary also claimed to be pregnant with a child when she was a virgin.
I'm just saying what sounds insane to us now didn't sound insane to people thousands of years ago.
So if this sick statutory rapist Robert Cronin wanted to lie to police about his predatory pedophile ways,
he shouldn't have used science.
He should have used religion.
Robert Cronin is being charged with endangering the welfare of a child
and felony predatory sexual assault
against a child younger than 13.
And me personally, I hope he dies in jail.
Please let Remy Ma give him the biggest hee-haw.
Hee-haw, hee-haw.
You stupid mother f***er.
You dumb.
Well, all right.
Thank you so much, Charlamagne, for that donkey.
There are some disgusting, sick, stupid people in this world.
Yes, there are.
All right.
What are we doing next?
I don't know.
Oh.
Okay, we're doing our topic next.
Now, we are going to talk about the nastiest thing that you've ever done for someone you love.
Hold on.
You got to set it up right, Yee.
Come on, now.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
Envy's not here.
And sometimes when Envy's not here, I don't know what's happening, and neither do you. Let's keep it real. Well, it's Friday, so You know what Envy's not here And sometimes when Envy's not here I don't know what's happening And neither do you
Let's keep it real
Well it's Friday
So you know what that means
It's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday
We was off
We was off
We sound like B2K in rehearsal
That sounded good
Let's do it again
Okay
We started over
Come on
Act like we did this a few times
It's Friday
So you know what that means
It's Freaky Freakyaky, Freaky Friday.
God damn it, Razz being Omarion.
I just can't get it right.
Your voice cracked a little.
Yes.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
So now we're talking about the nastiest thing
that you've ever done for somebody that you love.
And we're talking about this because Lip Servers,
my podcast is out today.
Shamari and Ronnie DeVoe were on.
And in the middle of the podcast,
she picked a big booger out of his nose,
which I'm not big on picking boogers out.
I've seen people do that for the one that they love.
And I've actually had my boyfriend
pick a booger out of my nose.
I can't do that for you.
I'm just not into that.
There's things I will do,
but that is something I draw the line at.
Now, you guys remember when Bobby and Whitney
had their reality show and he picked a doody bubble.
What was it?
A duty out of her butt?
Something like that.
Yeah, she was constipated.
But that's something that you do
for somebody that you love, right?
Anal stimulation.
You just took it somewhere else.
But let's talk about what would you do
for somebody that you love
or what have you done
that's kind of nasty
and you wouldn't do it for anybody else.
Now, Charlamagne,
I know you're going to have some good stories,
so I can't wait to hear them
on Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Call us up, 800-585-1051, and let us know.
It's The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
What's up? It's The Breakfast Club.
And you know what day it is?
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And we're talking about the nastiest thing you've done for somebody that you love.
Now, here's what happened with Bobby and Whitney.
This was the infamous scene where Bobby picked a little doody bubble out of Whitney's butt.
I had to take a doody bubble out of your butt.
That turd was too big.
It came out of her butt and she couldn't get it out.
And I had to help her.
I had to put these fingers right here.
Now, Charlamagne, what's the nastiest thing that you've done for your wife?
I mean, listen, man, I don't necessarily believe in nasty when it's love.
You know what I'm saying?
It's still kind of gross, though, if it's somebody else.
Like, you wouldn't do that.
It's not nasty when it's love.
I mean, I think about it, right?
The most unconditional love you can show or the most unconditional love you can have is towards your child, right?
Like, your parents love you.
You know, you love your kids.
So think of all the fluids and disgusting stuff that come out of your child.
Well, we're not talking about your child.
We're talking about a grown person.
No, but what I'm saying is when you feel that type of love,
that's when you start realizing, you know, what love actually is.
So if you do love your partner in that way,
the way Bobby loved Whitney at one point,
or the way Ronnie loves
Shamari, then, you know, boogers and
doo-doo and all of that stuff like that, it don't matter.
Okay, so what have you had to do?
I don't know. Like, I guess eat ass.
Oh, my God.
Maybe sex on the period. Like, I don't
know. Like, that's light to me.
I don't consider that nasty.
Period don't stop nothing but a sentence in my world.
So, I mean, for me, like, stuff like that is not nasty.
Like I said, it's not nasty if it's love.
Does she pick boogers out your nose?
Nah.
Does she pop pimples on your back?
Definitely pop some pimples.
Definitely some pimples get popped.
Okay, what about cleaning your ears?
Maybe she see a little something in your ear.
She would if it was there.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay, all right.
I mean, I personally never had to do anything on that level yet with my significant other.
But we've been together 20 years.
So if we, you know, last another 20, I'm sure as we get older, it'll be fluids coming out of us that we can't control.
I'm sure she's had to wash those nasty armpit stain shirts.
That just started happening.
That's a new phenomenon.
You know what I'm saying?
The pit stains weren't always in my life.
Well, I've definitely had a boyfriend
have to clean up my vomit,
and I've had to clean up vomit as well.
One particular scenario that was very traumatizing
was I had to make my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend,
look for a tampon that was lost inside of me.
Ooh, wait a minute now.
Do tell more.
We need details.
How did the tampon just get lost inside of you?
Because sometimes when you're on your period
you might try to fool around
a little bit and he pushes it too far.
First of all, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Because you're not trying to do anything.
Why are you still having sex with the tampon?
First of all, when you're having sex on your period, the tampon has to come out.
Yeah, it's supposed to, but
you know, we were both a little tipsy
and he was just...
You forgot it was in there.
No, I didn't forget. I was just like, okay, stop, stop, I can't. and he was just, and I wasn't trying. You forgot it was in there. No, I didn't forget.
I was just like, okay, stop, stop.
I can't.
And he was, you know, just messing around at the base.
And then I guess.
Oh.
Okay.
So I was sitting on the bed and he was looking for it with a flashlight.
Yeah, even throw up and stuff.
So he played gynecologist.
See, I should have started role playing.
It was a little awkward.
Even with that though, like that's not like when you talk about the throw up and stuff, like, that's not nasty to me.
It is nasty.
Like, New Year's Eve, my wife was throwing up because she was drunk.
Like, that happens.
But if you have to clean it up, like, I threw up all over my bed and my hair, like, everything.
I had to clean up the toilet.
I held her hair.
She threw up.
Yeah.
And then, like, it was throw up splattered on the toilet.
But I didn't look at that as nasty.
That's just love.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's what we mean for somebody that you love only. Yeah. Wipe her up splatted on the toilet but I didn't look at that as nasty that's just love yeah but I'm saying
that's what we mean
for somebody that you love only
yeah wipe her mouth
wipe the toilet
go get her some ginger ale
well let's see what
you guys have to say
we have Jason on the line
well he was in the Caribbean
so it was a ting
Jason
tell us about
the nastiest thing
you had to do
for your woman
that you love
yeah good morning
my first baby mama
Toya shout out to Toya.
And I'm saying big up my kids, Dana and
Michaela, but she was having
Michaela, she was in the hospital
and you know when you're pregnant,
you always go into the bathroom, like
you're always taking a poo or whatever. So she was
in the bed, pooing up the bed.
I'm saying I did the manly thing and cleaned my
baby up. That's nice.
I loved her, you feel me? Okay.
Listen, first of all, my wife has only pooped on herself during one of the pregnancies.
That was the first one.
The nurses are there to do that.
All right.
Well, let's talk to Jasmine.
Jasmine's on the line.
Jasmine, what is the nastiest thing that you had to do for someone that you love?
The nastiest thing I've ever did for someone I love was to shave their vagina.
Ooh, you shaved your girlfriend's vagina? Yes. Why is
that nasty? How ugly
is her vagina that you think that's nasty?
Well, she was the type of person
that never liked to shave before. She said
she preferred, you know, the
little peach fuzz. And I'm like, well, I'm
not going down there with that. Like, you need to be
open to different things, so why not
try it? And she was like, alright, well well, you're going to have to do it for me
because I don't think I can sit there and take all that hair off of my face.
I was like, well, open your legs.
And she was like, are you serious?
I'm like, yeah, open your legs.
I'm about to go get the razor right now.
So I went and got it, and she let me do it, and that was that.
That's a fetish for some people.
That's a fetish?
Yeah, some people like that.
Is it difficult to shave another woman's vagina?
It can be if they haven't shaved it.
Who knows how long?
Did you shave your initials in it just to, you know?
No, I didn't shave my initials in it, but I shaved something else in it.
I'm just sitting here imagining how bad her vagina would smell for you to think this was so gross.
Was it so long that you needed clippers?
It was like super hairy.
All right, Jasmine.
You're a good woman. Alright, we are
talking about the nastiest thing that you had to do for somebody
that you love. Call us up.
800-585-1051. It's
Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday!
On The Breakfast Club.
What's up?
It's Angela Yee. It's Charlamagne.
And we are doing Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Man, you ruining it.
Anyway.
This is how every group gonna sound on the Millennial Tour.
I want y'all to know right now, they're gonna be rusty as hell.
They're gonna be off beat.
The harmony's gonna be off.
Watch now.
You saw how Chingy looked when he was rehearsing.
Oh my God.
Chingy's on it?
I think he said.
I thought he said he was on it.
Wow.
All right.
This is another one.
All right. But we another one. All right.
But we are talking about the nasty thing you have to do for somebody that you love.
Now, Shamari and Ronnie DeVoe were on lip service.
And here's what happened during the episode.
He got a booger. That's love.
She picked a booger out of his nose.
Now you got to eat it.
Okay.
I've been looking at it.
I've been trying to think of the perfect time to just get it out.
But you know what?
I'm like, it's no perfect time.
Now, I've done a lot of things for my man, but I've never picked a booger out his nose.
I don't know why, but for some reason, that just grosses me out more than anything.
I just don't think anything.
I just don't think when you're in real love, when you're in love, nothing is nasty.
Because I really feel like unconditional love is the love that
parents have for their children. So you think
about all the times your parents wiped stuff out of
your nose and cleaned your butt.
And you know, when you get kids, it transfers
onto that. So when you know that type of love,
like you love your significant other, it's just
like nothing's nasty. It's just love.
My ex-boyfriend peed the bed and I had
to clean that. I've definitely peed
the bed in my relationship.
Well, you should clean your own pee then.
I mean, I don't tell her to clean it up because it's embarrassing at this point.
Oh, so this is still happening?
I mean, maybe a year ago.
I'm saying you have one of those dreams, you know what I'm saying,
where you're outside peeing or you're peeing somewhere
and then just a little bit comes out and you got to jump up, run to the bathroom, you know?
I don't know. I don't know. That doesn't happen anymore.
I'm the only person that wet the bed in their 30s.
Listen, we just need you to start using deodorant, all right, and take control of your bodily function.
That is new to me, too. Listen, 40 is bringing on a lot of changes in my life that I am adjusting to.
All right, well, let's see what other people have to say about the nastiest thing they've had to do for somebody that they love.
Let's talk to J.D.
What's up, J.D.?
Good morning.
Hey, welcome to Cleveland.
I'm glad y'all are here.
The land.
Thank you for giving us a choice.
Cleveland.
I've been following you since the first lip service, Angelique.
Oh, thank you.
You know how long that's been.
Yeah, it's been over a decade.
Yes, yes.
So, anyway, the nastiest thing I ever had to do for somebody.
I was with this girl and she got totally wasted.
And she was vomiting and just, man, I had to clean up everything she left.
Because she was just done.
Did you love her?
I won't love her no more because I ain't ever talked to her since.
See what I'm saying?
That's not unconditional love.
That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's why I say it's not nasty if it's love. To you, that was just nasty because you ain't really talked to her since. See what I'm saying? That's not unconditional love. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
That's why I say it's not nasty if it's love.
To you, that was just nasty because you didn't really love that girl.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
That turned him off.
All right.
You got to see somebody at their worst.
We're glad y'all here, okay?
We ain't glad to be there.
I can't wait to come back to Cleveland.
That's my spot out there.
All right, let's talk to Trav.
Hey, Trav.
What's up, Yee?
Trav. What's up, you? Trav.
What's up, Char?
What's up, sis?
Trav, what's the nastiest thing you've had to do for somebody you love?
All right, so my ex is Puerto Rican, right?
One of them.
So he used to grow a lot of hair out of his butt.
Oh, my God.
Like a butt force.
A little hairy platypus.
So what I used to do for him was, I used to beat his butt for him.
You used to what?
Well, not beat.
Well, nair.
I used to nair his butt for him.
Oh, my God.
Nair stinks, too.
Yeah, nair does stink.
Put that nair back there.
I would, like, you know, put the nair on his little fro on his butt.
And, you know, you let it sit for a little bit, and then you wipe it off.
And then he has, like, a little very clean butt.
So, wait. So you had to really, like, f***ing his butt up to put the Nair in there,
and then you have to hold the cheeks open, or do you just let it close?
Well, you can't put the Nair in the butt because it's going to burn.
So you got to just put it around the butt,
and then just kind of like decide to make sure you don't get it in the butt so it doesn't burn.
That's what we call eating clean.
But I don't know if that's, like, you know, nasty, but it was clean to me.
It was to keep him clean.
It's not nasty if it's love, okay?
I know Trav's a trooper.
I know Trav's a trooper. So I guess eating a box when your woman is on her period would be considered nasty, too?
No.
It's called life.
It's love, man.
It depends on how you look at it.
Let's talk to Shakira.
Shakira, what's the nastiest thing
you ever had to do for your boo?
So when I was in high school,
I thought I was in love with him.
And so he had tissue
stuck in his butt.
So I took a business
and I just cut all the nasty tissue
out of his butt.
Why do you have tissue
stuck in his butt?
I think it was like a wiping thing
where he would wipe,
tissue would still be there.
Oh my gosh.
So I don't know.
It was like stuck in his butt,
not just the scissors.
Queen, Queen, Queen,
can I ask you a question, Queen?
This is weird.
Why did you need scissors?
Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen.
Why was your shower broke this day?
What was wrong with your shower on this fine whatever day it was?
Nothing was wrong with the shower.
He just had tissue stuck there.
If I was with my significant other and she had tissue stuck in her ass,
nothing in my brain would say,
okay, let me go get some scissors to cut the tissue out of her ass.
I would tell her to go take a goddamn shower.
What if you would have cut his butt?
Well, it was like it caught in the
hair. So, like, he had hair in his
butt crack. How long was his butt
hair? And why didn't you go get
Travis Nair?
I don't know.
You're a good woman. This is sad.
This is why poor people shouldn't be in love.
You're a good woman. And I just want to say
You can't even afford no N love. You're a good woman. And I just want to say.
She can't even afford no nair.
You had to go get scissors to cut his long butt hairs.
Oh, my gosh. Shower broke.
If you put nair there, then the hair and the nair is going to be stuck with the tissue.
It would be worse.
What is wrong with the shower?
Oh, my God.
All right.
I was in high school.
That is love.
I thought y'all was going to be talking about popping pimples and little things like that.
I didn't know y'all was going to be all up in people's butts.
All right.
Why do people think butts are so nasty?
Because doo-doo comes out of them.
So what?
Doo-doo's nasty.
I mean, you ain't eating the doo-doo.
In this case, she was eating tissue, but they probably had doo-doo on it.
This is crazy, man.
All right. Well, anyway, that is Freaky, but they probably had doo-doo on it. This is crazy, man. All right.
Well, anyway, that is Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Listen, I do want to say, though, there is a moral to this story.
What's the moral?
The moral of the story is, you know, I don't want someone who just sees the good about me.
I want someone who sees the bad and nasty in me and still loves me.
So you're not going to use deodorant?
I use deodorant all the time.
I don't know what happened in that Soulja Boy interview.
I've never had that happen to me before, ever. I've never
had armpit stains, okay? Maybe
God did that because he understood the comedic effect
that it would have, okay?
I've never had armpit stains in my life.
So Soulja had you under pressure.
I don't know why my armpits were sweating.
I really have no clue. Never
seen that before. Big Draco!
That's why. Big sweat stains! seen that before. Big Draco. That's why.
Big sweat stains.
All right.
Right, God.
That was Freaky Friday. It's the Breakfast Club.
Now we got a rumor report on the way.
Charlamagne, what are we talking about?
I have no idea.
It's Angelique's rumor report.
I just did that because Envy's not here.
Oh.
Angelique, what are we talking about?
We are going to talk about cocaine mixed with blood.
We'll tell you who was sniffing that because they were so desperate.
All right. All that and more when we come back.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show,
The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
The Rumor has it.
On The Breakfast Club.
So listen up.
Yes, we are talking about Steve-O from Jackass.
Now, he did an interview with Graham Bensinger,
and he talks about being so desperate to get high
that at one point he actually ended up snorting cocaine
that had residue from HIV-positive blood splattered on it.
Here's what he said.
This is how just desperate and pathetic my addiction was
that I sat there knowingly scraping up this tainted blood cocaine
and I just I sat there and snorted it. Why was there residue from HIV positive blood on the
cocaine? Well his drug dealer was a guy named Everything and he went to his house to buy drugs
and Everything who also used drugs was passed out but but he wasn't dead. And he would inject himself with cocaine, his dealer, everything.
And there would be blood splatter on all over the place because of him injecting himself with the cocaine.
So he actually went and tried to scrape up some of the cocaine that had some of the blood splatter on it.
Now, last hour, we talked about, you know, this guy, Robert Croning,
alleging that he got a girl pregnant because because she touched some clothes that he masturbated on.
We know that's scientifically impossible.
I know it has to be impossible to catch HIV from sniffing blood residue up your nose.
Well, yeah, but I think he was just talking about how desperate he is, whether or not, you know, the man was HIV positive.
Sniffing cocaine with blood residue on it, period, is pretty desperate.
That is that is very true.
But he was just pointing out just how bad it was.
And he's now 11 years sober almost.
And he talked about a lot of different things like his favorite drugs.
And he said that he started drinking when he was only eight years old.
That is actually a very sad story.
And you know Steve-O would s**t the penis with some cocaine if it was that bad.
Alright, now let's talk about Chris Hansen
from To Catch a Predator.
He's been having all kinds of legal
issues, right? They said he was
writing bad checks and he got in trouble for that.
He bounced some checks to cover a $13,000
bill and he got arrested.
Well, now he's having some other issues
which is that he is getting evicted
from his home in New York City.
They're saying that he owes money from August and from September.
He was ordered out of the apartment last week.
He's been given 10 days to vacate.
This is disgusting.
All the pedophiles this man has saved the world from.
All the kids this man has saved, you know.
And now this man don't even got a place to stay.
America really don't know how to treat his veterans, bro.
We don't look at Chris Hansen like he should be having these issues at all.
America really does not know how to treat his veterans.
And I feel like the Catch a Predator still comes on TV now.
Don't the reruns still come on every now and then?
Yeah.
He shouldn't be making residual money.
Wasn't he an executive producer of that show?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know if he was bad with his money.
Who knows?
There's a bunch of pedophiles in prison right now
cheering when you told that story.
All right.
And Rob Kardashian,
he is returning to Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
He don't got nothing else to do.
Yeah, I mean, he's coming out of hiding.
He's been having his own issues
and we're not going to discount the fact
that he's been dealing with depression and all of that
and skipping out of seasons altogether.
So maybe he's in a better space right now.
I don't know.
If you're dealing with any mental health issues,
I don't feel like the Kardashian household is the place for you to be,
especially if you want to be on TV,
because your issues are just going to end up being exploited.
Now, Big Boy from OutKast has purchased a studio
where OutKast first started their career, The Dungeon.
He posted it on social media,
New Day, New Lot, Just Copped The Dungeon. He posted it on social media. New day, new lot, just copped The Dungeon.
So that's dope.
You know, that's something that is legendary.
Yeah, I would feel like Big Boy would already have some ownership in The Dungeon.
Yeah, I mean, it was a hub for the production crew, Organized Noise,
and they did a lot of outcast stuff, and that's where they started their career.
So he probably didn't have it at that time.
Gotcha.
I write to Mike Tyson.
He did an interview with joe rogan on his podcast talking about how he started owning his
own tigers we all know about mike tyson and his love for his tigers well here's what he said so
i'm in prison i'm talking to my car dealer at the time and he has a car that belonged to a friend of
mine and he's discussing if he doesn't pay for these cars i'm gonna sell these cars to somebody
and get some horses and stuff i said well you can get horses and trade horses in for cars and he's discussing if he doesn't pay for these cars, I'm gonna sell these cars to somebody and get some horses and stuff.
I said, what, you can get horses?
You trade horses in for cars?
And he said, yeah, man, you can get cougars, lions, tigers.
I said, you do? Can you get me some tigers?
And then when I came home,
I had those cubs right there waiting for me.
You know, those tigers were $70,000 to purchase
and it cost $4,000 a month to care for it,
so it doesn't sound like a great investment.
I never understood the point of wanting to buy a tiger.
Like, why?
I don't even think tigers can be domesticated like that.
Well, it just came to him, I guess.
Listen, you know how single you got to be to buy a tiger?
Because you know, you think about how they call women cat
ladies when they're single?
Oh my gosh.
So they got little felines.
You know how single, you got to be single, single, single,
single to buy a tiger.
Well, you're going to see Mike Tyson this weekend, so just relax, okay?
We don't want him to tell you to keep that same energy.
No, I don't want no problem.
Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's
your Rumor Report.
What's up? It's the Breakfast Club.
Now, as you know, DJ Envy is in
South Africa. Charlamagne, you got the
iHeartRadio Podcast Awards.
Yes, the iHeartRadio Podcast
Awards are tonight in Burbank, California.
I salute to my guy Bobby Bones,
Mario Lopez, Holly Fry.
We're all hosting that together.
And I love the fact that they're doing a podcast award
because, you know, podcast is a legitimate,
you know, form of media now.
And I think that, you know,
award shows validate whatever said medium is.
So it's good that they're having
this iHeartRadio Podcast Awards
because it just shows
the place that podcasts
have in the culture right now.
And I'm excited to be hosting that.
The Breakfast Club got nominated
for one, right?
Yeah, because this is
what I didn't realize.
I didn't realize the Breakfast Club
podcast was doing so many numbers
until I was looking on
the top 10 of podcasts on Apple,
I think it might have been, and we were like number six.
And I'm like, what the hell?
Right.
Do we have money for that?
No.
I don't think so.
Someone is.
But I will say this.
Media is changing at such a rapid pace that, you know,
when it's contract time again,
all of that stuff can be added to our contracts.
That's all.
All right.
All this stuff is happening in real time.
Well, thank you to Lil Rel who came through today.
He's at Caroline's all weekend.
So if you're in the New York City area, make sure you go see Lil Rel.
I miss my guy, Lil Rel.
I'm going to come see him this weekend if the weather's not too bad, though.
Because if the weather's bad, I'm telling you, I don't know,
you got to be a real, real comedy guy to be sitting in Caroline's.
That's actually a fun, I love being out when the weather's bad.
You got to live in the city already, though.
Yeah, it's a different type of feeling.
I'll actually be in New Orleans this weekend.
Shout out to my guy, Larry Morrow.
It's our birthday party, our annual birthday party that we do every single year.
So I'm headed out to New Orleans very bright and early in the morning.
I saw that.
Meek Mill is hosting that, too, right?
Yes, Meek Mill will be there.
Envy will be there as well.
Who hosts more parties than Meek Mill?
Does he host a lot of parties?
What?
Yo, Meek is...
He's in that bag.
Listen, Meek is the go-to for every party promoter in America.
But he's in demand, that's why.
That's a good...
Listen, that's a good feeling.
I'm from the South, so I watched a lot of those guys come up in that way. That's why I respect Meek, because I didn't see a lot of East Coast dudes on that circuit when I was coming up.
It was always the Jeezy's and the T.I.'s and those guys, the Ply's, Boozy.
Those guys were in the clubs heavy.
But, you know, Meek is getting his back, so why not?
And shout out to Alpha Gamma Lambda Chapter of Alpha Phi Alpha.
They're actually giving me an award tonight.
The Media Advocacy Award.
It's their 7th annual Living the Dream Awards reception.
And they actually raise funds at that reception for their national program.
Go to high school, go to college, legacy scholars.
They give mentorship for young men, including academic and financial support.
So shout out to y'all.
Thank you so much.
I'm honored.
I can't wait to make it there tonight as well.
Where the hell do you put
all these awards, G?
You said what?
I said, where do you put
all these awards?
Oh, you know what?
I do have like a lot of...
Let me stop.
But I do have a lot of awards.
I have a whole thing
that holds all my awards.
It's getting really crowded.
Don't be humble, Yee.
What would young Draco do?
I do have a lot of awards.
I'm not going to lie.
And there's some things
that I have to hang up.
Certificates and
all kinds of recognition.
It feels good.
See?
That's great.
All right.
You won't ever have to be
on Instagram demanding
your respect in the future.
No, I think I still
might have to.
Sometimes people forget.
See?
What would Young Draco do?
That's all I'm saying.
Sometimes people forget.
That's it.
Now, it's the world's most dangerous morning show.
We'll be back with your positive note.
The Breakfast Club. I'm Angela Yee, DJ Envy's
in South Africa. Charlamagne is getting ready to host
the iHeartRadio Music Podcast
Awards, but right now you got the positive
note. Yes, man.
Salute to everybody who's in Burbank, California.
I'll see you tonight at the iHeartRadio Podcast
Awards. I heard Mike Tyson is going to be there.
I've never met Mike Tyson in my life, so I'm looking forward to that.
Don't joke around with him too much.
I'm really not, to be honest with you.
Because, you know, I come from that era where I remember when Mike used to snap on people.
I don't know where Mike is at in his life.
He's a cancer, so that means that he's hot and cold.
He probably runs hot and cold just like I do because I'm a cancer.
So, no, I don't know what mood Mike is going to be in.
He could feed you to the pigeons.
Exactly.
But the positive note comes from my man, Wayne W. Dyer.
I want y'all to remember this on this fine holiday, Martin Luther King Jr. weekend.
Wayne Dyer says, the more you see yourself as what you'd like to become
and act as if what you want is already there,
the more you'll activate those dormant forces that will collaborate
to transfer your dreams
into your reality.
Breakfast club, bitches!
You all finished or y'all done?
Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about
starting your own? I planted the
flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of
concrete. Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
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That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan
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You might know me from my popular online series, The Running
Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those
runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a
chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude,
and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best
and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.