The Breakfast Club - Jess Hilarious and Jerrod Carmichael Interview

Episode Date: September 7, 2018

Friday 9/7 - Today on the show we finally had Jess Hilarious stop by, where she spoke about her come up and even gave us the exclusive on her relationship status! Moreover, Jerrod Carmichael stopped by and spoke about the Rel Show, stand up and more. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a Florida man that tried to kill his boss for firing him.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The world's most dangerous morning show. The Breakfast Club. What the hell is this, man? I'm glad they put y'all together. Y'all are like a mega force. Y'all just took over The Breakfast Club. Good morning, USA! Yes, it's Friday. The weekend is here, damn it. Even though it feels like Saturday. Nice, nice, nice. It feels like Saturday because we was off Monday. No, it don't. It feels like Friday.

It feels like Friday. We here. Saturday, we not here. I know. It feels like I'm not here. I barely got it. Yeah, you did barely get here. But I was like 20 seconds in front of you, though.

I ain't even going to lie. Hey, man. Hey, man. It's hard. Things happen. It's Friday. And my back been hurting for two days for no goddamn reason. Well, I know it's the reason.

What's the reason? I'm 40. Oh. Just wake up with those little aches and pains every now and then. You got to stretch, man. You got to stretch. Before you have sex, you got to stretch. Oh, and you know I've been having a lot of sex because my wife is, she thinks she's doing

two weeks, two, three weeks. So, you know, I've been softening that cervix with my semen. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. That's a dope title for an album. I don't know why. Softening the cervix with the semen. You know what I mean? That's a dope title for an album. I don't know why. Softening the cervix with the semen. Well, I still offer my services to you and your wife.

Man, shut up. If you, you know, I've had five kids, so if you need delivery tips or you need me to pop the baby out, I got you. We good. You sure? I'm pretty sure I got it. Okay. My semen is softening the cervix just the right way. Okay.

Hopefully we have a nice vaginal birth, not a C-section. I hate those. Okay. It's not like I'm the one getting cut open, but you know. I hate seeing my baby get cut open like that. Yes. All right. All right.

Well, today is, we got a lot of people stopping through this morning. Because we are celebrating the special preview of Little Rel's sitcom. Drop on the clues bombs for Little Rel. Little Rel is a comedian who has a sitcom that's coming on Fox. It premieres this Sunday. After football. After football. That's right.

I don't know exactly what time that is. Me neither, but just after the game. But after the game. Right. And so all of y'all had a fake boycott, and y'all will know what time it is, because y'all will know what time the game is over. A lot of fake boycotts going on, because yesterday I saw the timeline light up. Everybody talking about Colin Kaepernick's commercial that premiered during the game.

But I'm like, wait a minute. How are all of y'all seeing this in real time if y'all boycott? See, you know, this is the thing. You can't. See, I thought about this, right? You want to boycott, but then you want to support the players that are actually playing that have to, you know, support their families. If you support Nike the way you say you support Nike,

and Nike is the official sponsor of the NFL, meaning that they have to check on all the jerseys and all that other good stuff and the cleats and whatnot. You got to kind of watch, right, if you support Nike, right? Yeah. I'm confused about this. I'm not. I'm going to tell y'all something.

Y'all better figure it out by Sunday. No, I'm not. Because I had every plan to boycott. But if we ain't boycotting, let me know. I'm taking my son to the game on Sunday. I'm taking Logan to the game on Sunday. I'm taking Logan to the game on Sunday. I'm just trying to figure this out.

I was. I was. I was. I was. And then Nike, you know. Nike did what they did. And they did a sponsor to the NFL. Right. Y'all watching the game last night, watching the cap commercial.

If they're going to have more cap commercials during the Cowboys game, I'm watching the Cowboys on Sunday. I'm with you. Somebody got to tell me something. I'm with you. But anyway, my man Lil Rel's show premieres this Sunday. After football. After football. So we have the executive producer of the show.

Yes, Gerard Carmichael stopping through. Yes, and Lil Rel's co-star, somebody who I thoroughly enjoy, my partner, my friend, Miss Jess Hilarious will be here this morning. Jess Hilarious will be joining us this morning. So we got a packed show and there's a fight over the weekend as well. Yes, Sean Porter and Danny Garcia fight at the Barclays tomorrow. So Sean Porter will be stopping through before his fight. Loaded show, man.

Loaded show. That's what the Breakfast Club is for. Sit back, relax, enjoy the show. We got front page news. We'll tell you about football last night. Also, a whole bunch of other stuff. I haven't really checked it because I just walked in, but we'll get it together. We're winging it.

It's the Breakfast Club. Come on in. EJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Now, the NFL season kicked off last night. The Falcons playing the Eagles in Philly. The Eagles

come off with that win 18 to 12. And I'm serious. Are we boycotting or not? Because y'all be having some fake boycotts going on. Because literally, I'm looking at my Twitter last night. My timeline explodes. Everybody starts talking about this Cap commercial that, this Colin Kaepernick commercial that played during the game.

And I'm sitting there wondering, like, how y'all seeing this in real time if y'all boycotting the game? I was going to boycott. And then Nike did what Nike did. And I feel like I got to support Nike. I got to feel like I got to support the players that are out there trying to support their families. Nike just out here winning on both sides.

Because Nike sponsors the NFL. They sponsor all the uniforms and the cleats and stuff. And they gave Colin Kaepernick a situation over there. So they're playing both sides. They're getting all the money. Well, you remember last week, I'll tell you about this homeless veteran that he was on the street and

a couple seen him and they raised some money on a GoFundMe and they raised, I think they tried to raise $7,500 and wound up raising $400,000. Well, they only gave him $20,000 because they believed he was using the money for drugs. Typical mistreatment of a veteran. All right. But he got lawyered up.

He lawyered up and he actually— How does a homeless veteran afford lawyers? Well, they probably did it for free or they probably taken a third of what they're getting. So he lawyered up and the judge said that he is owed that $400,000. Yes. He has to go to drug addiction programs and participate in

a month-long rehab program. But after he's finished, they have to give him that $400,000. So they're saying they're going to do an investigation on that couple to make sure that that couple

actually has that money and is not spending that money. So what was the couple planning to do since they weren't planning to give him the money? What were they planning to do with the bread?

Like, you can't just use this man and his situation to raise money and then say, nah, I'm not going to give it to you. Nah, well, they got to give it to him now. They haven't said what the couple was going to do with the money, but now the couple has to come up with that money. They actually raised $402,000. Well, drop one of the clues, Bonds, for that veteran. Finally, a veteran gets treated right in this country. Because I can't stand all you fake patriots who get so mad at people taking a knee and saying they're disrespecting the flag, but you disrespect your veterans every day. When they walk up to your call for change, you act like you don't even see them. All right,

so salute to that veteran. Get your money. Absolutely. Now, 18-year-old black man was handcuffed and detained by Wisconsin police after him and his grandmother were leaving church. Now, the grandmother's white. He's black. They say a black man seen him and thought the black brother was actually robbing the grandmother. I can see where the confusion is. How? How can you see where the confusion is? You just described it to me perfectly. Why? I can see where the confusion is. He was in the

car with his grandmother. Some black guy seen him and called the police. I can see where the confusion lies. My goodness. Hold on. A black guy called the police on him? Yes, a black guy. Alright, so a black guy thinking like, what? Looking out for the white woman. That's wrong. That's wrong. A man didn't do nothing. Well, a black guy called the police on him? Yes, a black guy. Alright, so a black guy thinking like, what? Looking out for the white woman. That's wrong. That's wrong. A man didn't do nothing. So he got profiled by another black person. He sure did.

Oh, Lord. Throw the whole planet away. He sure did. Well, the police actually pulled him over and the grandmother was like, this is my grandson. Hello, is everything okay? Is this your grandson? Yes. I apologize for that guy not knowing what he was talking about.

I'm sure he's got two old white ladies in a car with a black kid. Again, makes him a zombie. Well, he was black as well. Oh, my God. Well, then it's even worse. That's why if you're an old white woman and you've got a young black man in the car with you or a black man in the car with you, make him drive. That's the job.

If you don't make him drive, you're going to have these problems, right? We all seen driving Miss Daisy back in the day. Goodness gracious. All right, come on now. Well, the officers did apologize to the young brother, and this is his apology. Well, I'm guessing what this sounds like is a really big misunderstanding. I'm not exactly quite sure what's going on, but the officers at XC recently stopped you, and somebody told them something about what's going on, but the officers at the XC, the reason we stopped you

is somebody told them something about what was going on in that car. So I don't know what they saw that they perceived was going on. See, we got to do badass people. You can't be mad at the officers, though. I mean, that's a hot tip. No, it's a hot tip. When a black guy calls out to rat out another black guy and he says, look, man, it's this white woman that may be in trouble.

One of our own. One of our own is traveling with her. It looks suspicious. Think about that. If you're two white cops and a black person calls you to say that something looks suspicious. Two white women with a black guy. And you're like, wait a minute. Are you black? Yeah, I'm black. And you call and report another black person

and you're saying it looks suspicious? It must really be suspicious. Lucky that black man didn't get shot down with them two white women because of them two brothers that called the police on him. But just a pro tip. Precious. Lucky that black man ain't get shot down with them two white women because of them two brothers that called the police on him. My goodness. Or the brother that called the police on him. My goodness. But just a pro tip. If you're an old white woman and you got a black man with you, let him drive.

My goodness. All right? You're going to have no problems. And that's front page news. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent, hit us up right now. Maybe you had a bad night, a bad morning, or maybe you just feel blessed and you want to spread some positivity.

800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Let's go. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. Say it with your chest.

We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. So if you got something on your mind, let it out. Hello, who's this? Oh, hey, it's Liz. I can't believe I got through. I call every day and I never get through. Well, who's this? Oh, hey, it's Liz. I can't believe I got through. I call every day and I never get through. Well, you do this morning on this Friday. Good morning, Liz.

Where you calling from? I'm calling from Ohio. Okay, get it off your chest. Hey, I just want to say I am blessed today. Everybody's got issues, but I recently have an issue where I'm losing all my hair. I've got a zero fade, but I tell you what, I still feel blessed. Why are you losing your hair? I'm being tested for some stuff

and I think it's stress, so I need to learn to deal with that, but everybody's got issues and for anybody who has hair loss issues out there, you know what? Go bald, go proud. You're living every day. That's right, baby. I like your attitude because I always tell people if you take your problems and put them in a

bucket next to somebody else's problems, you'll see their problems and probably snatch yours back. Absolutely. Yeah, and I used to say it's just hair, but I understand. It's very emotional when you lose your hair, but you know what? It was so empowering to get my head shaved. Oh my gosh. That's how I feel two times a week when I go get my head shaved,

baby. All right. And don't forget, a lot of women go through it, especially after pregnancy. A lot of women lose their hair. They have shots. If you go to a dermatologist, I believe like a cortisone shot that can actually help with your hair. But good luck. Oh, and Jess Alarius will be here this morning.

She got a good hair tip for you, too, on how to get your hair right. Right. I thought she was using Miracle Drops, but Jess is not using Miracle Drops. She got something else. Hello, who's this? What up, though? This is 18. What up, though?

Detroit. Get it off your chest, bro. Hey, actually, I'm in Ohio. But, hey, man, I'm pissed off, man, because I was off yesterday. You know what I mean? And I drive a truck. And when I got off, I filled up my truck to the brim, cleaned up my truck.

You know what I mean? And I get in my truck today. It's full of trash and cups. Three-quarters a tank of gas in here. Somebody that's been smoking in here. Now, when I turn on my truck today, it's full of trash and cups. Three quarters of a tank of gas in here. Somebody that's been smoking in here. Now, when I turn on the air conditioning, it just smells like cigarettes, like somebody's cheap hotel or something. You know what I'm saying? That's dope.

But don't lend out your truck, brother. Man, I don't lend out my truck. It's my job. Somebody loading somebody else in my truck. You know what I mean? It's my work truck. It's like my office. You know what I'm saying?

I got to ride around and smell cigarette smoke coming through my ashtray all day. I come through my vent all day. It could be worse. You could have sat in that seat and felt something warm and sticky. That's true. You know what I'm saying? It could be worse. Yeah, I guess I gotta look at the bright side. Look at the bright side, man. Have a great day, bro.

It's Friday. Seriously, somebody sat in their car today and sat in some semen. You didn't. Y'all gotta start looking at the bright side of life. Hello, who's this? Hey, it's AJ from Brooklyn. You ain't sitting no semen this morning, did you? Nah, nah, nah, not this morning. Maybe yesterday.

Well, get it off your chest, bro. Yeah, yeah, I just want to get it off my chest because me and my brother and my two friends, we've been standing out in front of our church last night. These two cops in plain clothes roll up on us talking about we look suspicious just coming out of our church. And we just like, we just coming out of our church. And we just like, we just came from fixing the church and I'm like,

yo, what's going on? And mind you, we were in regular clothes and then one of them started going off some static, like started going off my brother like,

oh, so we can't come in and just pull up on you guys and see what's going on. You guys look suspicious. I'm like, yo, we full of black people just coming from church. We're just standing here

under the light. Like, what's going on, bro? But I just had to get it off my chest because he was just going hard for no reason. His partner just standing there not even calming him down,

just looking at us like, you know what it is. So, you know, it could have went either way. But thank goodness that they walked out and he closed the gate. But that was some crazy stuff going on. Well, clearly y'all look like heathens. Y'all look like y'all don't belong in nobody's church. Thank goodness. That's crazy.

Well, have a good morning, bro. Be safe out there. That's what happens when y'all keep listening to the pastor talk about come as you are. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us now. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. Say it with your chest. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. So you better have the same energy. Hello, who's this?

Hey, it's Chantel. How are you guys doing? Hey, Chantel. Good morning. Get it off your chest. Well, I am so blessed. I called up here before and told you all about my son being accepted into middle school,

and he's going off. So he's leaving in a couple of weeks, and I'm so excited. Congratulations to him. Nice. Thank you so much. And Char of weeks and I was so excited. Congratulations to him. Thank you so much. And Charlamagne, I got a question for you. Yes, baby. I know you talk about mental health all the time. Now, his

father was in his life, but he wasn't. So he has a lot of things that he really needs to get off his chest, but he doesn't and he just kind of keeps it all bottled up and I do want to let him go and talk to somebody, but how do you do that without them trying to push medication?

Trying to push him to what? Medication. Oh, and I go see a therapist every week and I'm not on no medication. Like what you said is very important. Sometimes you just need somebody to talk to. I know, that's what I want to get him to do but I don't want them to try to force him to take it. Take him to want them to try to force him to take it.

Take him to a therapist. Take him to a regular therapist. Therapists don't prescribe medication. I don't think so. Don't quote me on that. But just take him to a therapist. Yeah, just somebody that he needs to talk to, you know, vent a little bit, get some things off his chest. Spiritual advisors are good, too.

Absolutely. Spiritual advisors are great. Find a local pastor if you don't want to take them to a therapist. Hello, who's this? Hi, DJ Envy. Hey, what's up? Who's this? It's Jasmine. How are you doing?

Hey, Jasmine. Get it off your chest, mama. Well, I just want to say today I'm blessed. I'm alive. I woke up this morning. I'm on my way to work. My family's blessed. Me and hubby are good.

I just have two questions for you. Go, shoot. How old were you when you proposed to your wife? I was 22. 22, okay. All right, that gives me hope because I'm 24 now, and me and babe, we're ready, but, you know, there's always people in your ear saying,

oh, you're too young, and, you know, you have more time to live and everything, but, you know... Ask me how old I was. Ask Solomon how old he was. Ask Solomon how old he was. Ask me how old I was. I don't know how old you are, Solomon. I know you was out there dying, so.

Thank you, Mama. Good luck. Just enjoy life. Enjoy your hubby, man. Just enjoy it, man. I knew what I had, and I didn't want to lose it, so. All right. I understand.

Thank you. I knew what I had, and I didn't want to lose it either Alright, I understand. Thank you. I knew what I had and I didn't want to lose it either. It took me 17 years to realize that. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Just tell them why you mad. You put your seatbelt on?

Yeah, but my seatbelt blinker thing is messed up. It's actually on, but I got to take the fuse out. Alright, man. Get it off your chest, bro. Man, I'm actually, I'm kind of mad, but I'm not mad, but I got to take the fuse out. All right, man. Get it off your chest, bro. Man, I'm actually kind of mad, but I'm not mad. But we just worked over at work, which means good money for me. But at the end of the day, man, I got to meet with my son's mom in a couple hours. And I got to be back at work tomorrow.

What's wrong with meeting with your son's mom? You make it seem like you got to meet with the devil. Nah, we're in a good space, actually. We're actually in a good space, actually. It's just, man, it's too early for all that, man. I just got out from work at 6 o'clock. I got to meet with her. Everybody needs to appreciate their baby moms this morning.

If you don't, just go to Nas' Instagram and read what he said about Khalees. Yeah. All right? What'd he say? That'll make you appreciate your baby mama. All right, well, we'll talk about that in the rumors. I ain't see it yet, but we're going to figure it out. Also, Nicki Minaj, she's giving away money for a good cause.

We'll tell you about that when we come back as well. Get it off your chest, and don't forget, Jess Hilarious will be joining us this morning and Gerard Carmichael because today is Real Day. Yeah, we're celebrating a special preview of Little Real that comes on this Sunday on Fox After Football. All right, so keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Rumors on the way. The Breakfast Club.

Alright. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Nicki Minaj. She's spilling the tea. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Now, Nicki Minaj yesterday on her Queens radio, she was talking about Jeffrey Owens and how people were making fun of him.

And she did something that I thought was so positive. She actually said she's giving him $25,000. That man is now getting so many opportunities. I personally want to donate on behalf of Queen Radio $25,000 to Jeffrey Owens today. This man is a whole f***ing legend in these streets. Listen, drop on the clues for Nicki Minaj. Absolutely. I had to think for a second.

Is Jeffrey Owens a whole legend? Whole legend is a strong, strong title. It is. I will give him legendary status because he was on the Cosby Show. But I can't give him whole legend status because I didn't even know his whole name until this week. I know him as Elvin, which is legendary.

Yes, it is. He's legendary on the Cosby Show. But you're legendary when you say, hey, that's Malcolm Jamal Warner, Theo Huxtable, that's Lisa Bonet, Denise Huxtable. I know your real government name and your name on television. You're a whole legend. I give Jeffrey Owens legend status, not whole legend status.

But not only that, he also accepted Tyler Perry's offer. Remember Tyler Perry made him an offer? Yeah, man, I offered him a job. Listen, he can come work with me any day. Let me tell you something. I have so much respect for artists who hustle in between because sometimes it doesn't come right away. I've had so many jobs when I was trying to get my grind up, man, and get this company and this studio built.

I worked my ass off to get here, right? So to see him working in between, I don't care if it was Trader Joe's or Popeye's. That's the measure of a man. That is the measure of a true artist doing what he has to do to support and take care of his family in between. I agree. I agree with him wholeheartedly. Listen, man, Genesis 5020, as for you, you meant evil against me, but God meant it for good.

Okay? Drop one of Clues' bombs for Jeffrey Owens, damn it. Absolutely. All right? Shout out to Tyler Perry, too, for offering him that job. Y'all be talking about God working mysterious ways. There ain't nothing mysterious about it. Not at all.

Okay? There's nothing mysterious about it. You see a blessing when you see one. That's what Jeffrey Owens got. Now, Nas. We got to talk Nas. Now, Nas did like a, I guess it was like

an epic Instagram confessional where he talks about Khalid. So I'm going to read, it was... Nasir Jones is a whole legend. That's right. And I didn't appreciate any of these posts.

Now, this was seven posts. I'm not going to read them because they're pretty long, so I'm just going to go through a part of them. So yesterday, Nas posted this.

Today, I got a call from Essence about my ex-wife doing another sad, fictitious story nothing surprises me anymore including this this is what your life has become to sis exploiting some people's real struggle and pain just to get at me to get attention fame another fight against men now he says I should have ignored the signs from you

from your first song and video I hate you so So Much Right Now. But I thought you were beautiful. You came into my life at a time I was grieving for my mom's passing. You were a friend. Because of what I wanted to marry you, and I did. And we had a big, lavish wedding. Overall, there was too many good times. I'm not going to read all seven of these. No, I'm just going to take them apart.

He then apologizes for not being faithful and blames it on his maturity. He says, I have to say, I wasn't the most faithful husband. I was immature. I'm sorry about that. But you bumped your own head, sis. Why do I have to live through a constant divorce? It didn't work out. Life goes on.

I'm not coming back to you. Now, I'm going to skip through some of the parts. Now, in part four, he talks about Khaleesi's behavior. He says, you used to turn my phone off so my professionals couldn't reach me and take the battery. You assaulted any and everyone who ever was around me. Not a single person in my life loved or could even stand you. Luckily for you, our assistants all signed NDAs, or you would have a list of men and women who would happily talk about how verbally abusive and evil you are. He says he doesn't talk. He didn't talk to Steve Stout and his brother because of that.

Now, also, he says he responds to him hitting her. He says, I do not beat women. I did not beat up my ex-wife. Stop. You got beat up in court. How much money do you want? Do you want me to relinquish my rights to see my son? Is that what you want? Just tell me after all the tweets and posts you made through the years disrespecting me and my family. I still have love for you as the mother of my child, but I'm done with this. And then he closes out. This is my truth. And I don't care what else she has left to say unless it concerns our son. This is the first and last time I'm addressing this.

Despite all of this, I still hope for the best for her because what's best for her is what's best for night. Oh, I can't wait until Angelique comes back. Jesus Christ.

Listen. What? What? You guys read it. It was seven points. My God. Listen, I appreciate the vulnerability from Nas,

but put it in a song. All right? If you want to. If you want to express his feelings. What's wrong with that? I'm not used to seeing Nas like this.

I didn't read all of those Instagram posts, but I have heard that story before because Nas sounds like every other homie I got with Baby Mama Drama. Simple as that. Yeah, but it's been a long time.

They haven't been together in how long? Ten years? Over ten years? You know what's changed in ten years? What? Nas' bank account.

Nas' bank account keeps getting bigger and bigger. But it has nothing to do with her. Yes, it does. You know why? Because she can get more money. So every time Nas does a big deal and his name is attached

to a billion dollar deal, which we've seen twice already, she wants more bread. That's all. And you want more bread, but you're not letting me see my child? So yes, I got to take you to court to try to get custody of my son.

And that's probably pissing her off. You don't ever see Nas like that. So the fact that Nas has been this open means it's really bothering her. It's time for Eat the Part 2, Nas. Nah, he's not going to that. So the fact that Nas has been this open means it's really bothering him. It's time for Ether Part 2, Nas. Nah, he's not going to Ether Police. No. Nasir, it's time for Ether Part 2. He's not going to Ether Police. It's time for

Ether Part 2, alright? We've had enough. Enough is enough. Alright. Alright? It's time for Ether Part 2. No. Alright? And that is your rumor report. Now, come on. F. Khali. Stop it. Hit the gunshot. Come on, come on. F. Khali. Come on, stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop, come on. F. Khali. Come on, stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.

All right. Can you turn this off now? Can we change directions? Let's woosah out of that. You're the one who decided to read all of that. I don't even know why. You're the one that teased it. You're the one that brought it up. I didn't even see it.

I was talking to somebody on the phone. Come on, let's woosah. Let's woosah. Let's woosah. I'm fine. All right. Now, let's move on. Today is rail day.

Today is little rail day because Little Rail's show, the Rail Show, is having a special preview this Sunday after football on Fox. So we have Gerard Carmichael. He's the executive producer of the show. He'll be here this morning. But Little Rail's co-star, one of the most requested guests on The Breakfast Club over the last three years.

That's correct. My homie, Jess Hilarious. Drop on the Clues Bonds for Jess Hilarious. That's. That's correct. My homie, Jess Hilarious. Drop on the Clues Bonds for Jess Hilarious. That's right. We're going to kick it with Jess Hilarious when we come back. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Walk it. Everybody, it's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. My partner. Jess Hilarious.

Jessica Robin Moore. That's right. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, Leonard? What's up? What's up? What's up, Dan? How are you, Jess? Man, I'm good. I'm blessed. I'm happy to be here finally.

I'm finally here. What the hell happened? You've been here a couple times. Everybody's always requesting Jess Hilarious for years now. Yo. And I've been wanting to get Jess up here. She fronted on me a couple times. No, no, no. You canceledious for years now. Yo. And I've been wanting to get Jess up here. She fronted on me a couple times. No, no, no. You canceled me for Bow Wow.

I was like, Bow Wow? Wow. Yeah, like, not like Lord Bow Wow, like who he is now, Bow Wow. I was like,

yo, for real? Like, what the hell? Why? I mean, not why, because, you know, I love you, Bow Wow, but damn, like, I don't want to be

canceled for no bio. I'm coming up. Well, Jess, how'd you get into comedy? How did you get into what you do now? What was the start? Just doing what I do now. Honestly, I had a 9 to 5 job when I started doing videos on Instagram

back when it was 15 seconds. That's when I started. On Vine? I ain't do Vine, but I came in on Instagram and I was just sitting at my desk job because I was a PRP counselor for kids. But I didn't want to work for nobody. I don't know.

I wasn't lazy. I just didn't want to work for nobody. So I was like, man, I think I can jump into comedy. I can do this. And then I just try stand up. And then that's when Nick Cannon had reached out after he saw me defend myself against Corey Holcomb. And then he brought me on the show. And then I did that. Then I started doing stand up. After he saw me defend myself against Corey Holcomb, and then he brought me on the show.

And then I did that. Then I started doing stand-up. And then Martin hit me. Martin Lawrence? Martin Lawrence, yes, Martin. And he hit me. Martin from Baltimore, though? Martin is from, he's not from Baltimore. He's from DMV.

He's from Maryland, but he's not from Baltimore. He's closer to D.C. And he didn't even call me to open up for him. He called me because he was doing, he was like writing this play or something like that and he wanted to do some work with me. So I'm like, yeah, I grew up with you. Like, yeah. So then he, we hung up. He called me back like an hour later

like, you know I'm on tour, right? And I'm coming to Baltimore. I'm like, yeah, I know. He's like, how would you like to open up for me? And I'm like, you asking? Yeah, I want to open up for you. So he was like, how long you been doing stand-up? And yo, this, he gonna see this and he gonna know I lied. Cause, um, I didn't want him to like, be like, open up for you. So he was like, how long you been doing stand-up? And yo, he going to see this and he going to know I lied. Because I didn't want him to be like, oh, never mind. I had only did stand-up maybe like three or four times before he hit me.

And yo, I was like, I've been doing it for like a couple years, you know what I'm saying? Lying. Finessing. Yeah, yeah, because I didn't want him to be like, no, never mind. And I went up there, he gave me 10 minutes. And I killed it. Killed it in front of like, what, 13,000 people. Royal to be like, no, never mind. And I went up there. He gave me 10 minutes. And I killed it. Killed it in front of, like, what, 13,000 people. Royal Farms Arena, man.

I killed it. That was the first night, like, I really was like, I can do this. This is, yeah. I think we speeded a little bit because how did you build your social media following? Was it just through the jokes? Yeah, just them 15-second videos. Me being relatable, going through stuff every day. Just not trying to be

funny, not doing skits, but just doing commentary on everyday life. What was that moment where everybody was just like, eyes on you? I don't even, I want to say, not even when I got on Wild N' Out, it wasn't like that. Nah. All right, man, I know. It wasn't like that. All right. They didn't use you right on Wild N' Out.

Nah, nah, they didn't. They didn't. Well, I think my comedy is a little Alright They didn't use you Right on Wild'N Out Nah, nah They didn't They didn't Well, I think my comedy Is a little bit too raw For that family show too But that's what killed me About Wild'N Out, yo Nick always be like

It's a family show It's a family show But everything is I'ma put my d*** in you You know what I'm saying Like it's always Like them rappers They be going so hard

But it's supposed to be A family show Yeah, yeah, yeah But like I think You know, he used that To his advantage a lot. But then we get on there, we in the rap battle and everything is about she said this and I did your girl and now she my girl and all that, you know, but I didn't really live up

to the capacity, my capacity of funny on that show for real because I'm raw. I'm not raw all the time, but I just didn't fit right with, you know, with that. That's not my style of comedy. Is everybody free game? You go at anybody it doesn't matter? Yeah. Anybody. I get a lot of flack about that. I get a lot of heat back at me, but I mean, doing stuff

that's going to make you talk about it when I'm talking about you. You go up to Meek, though. That was the one to me. That was the turning point, yeah. The Meek joint was the one to me. Did y'all see what he had on me. Yeah, all right, yeah. I mean, did y'all see what he had on me? He had on, like, capris.

Then the mad purses weren't really, like, popping, like, in the hood like that. But you're like, damn, you ride bikes, and I can't have you pulling up, you know what I mean? Like, with the mad purse on and the capris. Did you ever go to him after that? No, no. Actually, listen, I actually... Philly goes so hard for him.

They was like, you better not come. You better not come to Philly. Don't come to Philly now. It was a couple people like, she can come here. And I'm like, are y'all going to be there? You know what I'm saying? Y'all going to be there when I come up there? Because you know, like, you got to pick a tree as your bed was wisely.

And I'm still a girl at the end of the day and so I remember something about somebody saying like he said he was going to pay his little sister to get you so I'm like I ain't never

I ain't never go up there but then my mom was like mmm no don't be tough right now like I think that's not so I was like

so I actually pushed back my shows I did it smart like I don't you know what I'm saying. So I was like, so I actually pushed back my shows. I did it smart. Like, I don't, you know what I'm saying? People crazy. You know what I mean? Like, I pushed back my shows.

Then when I heard he got locked up, I was like, oh, I'm ready to go up there. You know what I'm saying? So as soon as he got locked up, I went up there. You did all your shows. Hell, yeah,

I did like 10 shows. Yeah, but the people who are going to touch you aren't Meek, so they're still out. I know, but still, yeah, but he was in jail, so everybody was quiet. Meek will see you aren't Meek, so they're still out. Yeah, but he was in jail, so everybody was quiet. Meek will see you now.

Meek will give you a hug. Actually, yeah, when he came home, I actually DM'd him. I was like, man, I'm still going to come for your head, but I'm glad that you're home. You know, I love you. I love your music, whatever, whatever, whatever. And he was like, yeah. And it was like, yeah, he cool, you cool.

Thank you. Thank you for that or whatever. So, yeah, it was cool. Well, what about other celebrities? Because now that you're in the industry, how do you feel when you run into these celebrities you've been talking about? I mean, I feel like, what's up? How you doing?

You know what I'm saying? It's just, I'm mad. I'm a comedian. A lot of people forget that. And I just be like, man, if you just stop, if people just stop trying to be offended about everything, it'll make it easier to laugh at the shit I say. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I don't intentionally hurt people. Like, I don't, you know, to bully people, I don't do that. It's just, it's laughter about everything. I make fun of myself. Like, what the hell? We've seen the picture with you in no wig. Yeah, yeah. And my hair actually grew, you know, since then, you know. What you been using?

Getting a little thicker. Rice water. Rice water? Yeah, I don't, look, man, it's the thicker. Rice water. Rice water? Yeah, look, man. It's the Japanese way, man. You got a bowl of rice, right? Then you take the rice out and the water from the rice. You got to, like, condition your hair with it.

And it works? It works. I do that all the time. What made you post that picture? Yo, what made me post that was, like, guys, and it's more guys now than ever talking about females wigs and all of that. They make you, they say, oh, we want natural. But when we show y'all, it's a problem. Y'all talk about the wigs, but y'all don't want to see a girl without the wig.

You know what I'm saying? I just like for people to embrace what they really look like. And everybody was coming at me. They would never, ever do that. They would never do it. You would never take your wig off. Like do you would never take your wig off like a girl would never take her wig off that's that's your most that's when you're the most like you feel you ugly but i ain't ugly i mean i'm ugly i just i like this show there's nothing wrong with just putting yourself out there like ain't nothing

wrong with that people put their stuff out there all the time you know what i'm saying and i'm i feel like i look good either way that's's what makes you bulletproof, too, when you constantly show them that vulnerability. They can't use it against you. Yeah, never, never. You want DC Young Fly five minutes, though? Because he was roasting you for a minute. Yo, he did. He did.

Yo, I honestly feel like I don't think I lost, but if I didn't prove, if I didn't show that he only got two pair of pants, I would have lost it. I would have lost it. I would have lost that. If I, yo, if him, yo. Them $4,000, though. No, they not. They in H&M. Stop playing. Nah, they not.

No, nah, nah. No, they not. All right, we got more with Jess Hilarious. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's

DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Charlamagne? Everybody got mad at you back in the day because you took naked pics with your son. Why do people have such an issue with that? Man, I don't know. I guess, I mean, but it's cool

white people do it. You know what I mean? That's what I saw. It was a lot of, and then, it's stuff that's even worse than that. Like, my son wasn't know. I guess, I mean, but it's cool white people do it. You know what I mean? That's what I saw. It was a lot of, and then it's stuff that's even worse than that. Like, my son wasn't naked. I was. And then it wasn't even the photo shoot between me and him. It started off just as my photo shoot. And then I would take him everywhere with me.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't always have somebody to watch him. So I did the photo shoot. He was on the side playing with his phone. And then he had got a ball. And he threw the ball at me while I was taking pictures. And so I did the photo shoot. He was on the side playing with his phone, and then he had got a ball, and he threw the ball at me while I was taking pictures. And so I was like, come here. And then the photographer never stopped shooting. So he came over, and I was like, let's do a couple pictures with him.

And then I did a couple pictures, and I liked how they turned out, and I posted them. And I got a lot of negative feedback, but then here come a person like Corey Holcomb and said something about my son being gay and I'm a black whore and all of that. You don't even know me, so that's when I went at his head. Because you don't know me. I don't care where you're from or what you've been doing and how long you've been in comedy and all your fans. Man, don't play with me.

When it come down to my son or whatever I'd take all of that but like that really that's what really got me from that picture he said your son was gay yeah yeah he had tweeted it

I don't understand how he come to that conclusion yeah and that's why TMZ was like yo they called him up and he was like I roasted him for three days straight after that

I ain't like that you know what I'm saying like I don't even want to relive it but yeah I got in his ass so y'all not cool at all now? I mean, I hear, like, through the grapevine.

Like, he told, D-Ray told me that he apologized. He apologized to me. He apologized to me in front of, you know, for you. Like, I mean, to you. I ain't never hear that. But I don't really want to hear no sorry. I mean, like, I'll never be cool with y'all, ever. I seen you leave a comment one time

about a sex tape. You said somebody did a sex tape or released a sex tape with you? Yo, no, no,

no. I never did a sex tape. Look, somebody is out here giving some real good on video, right? And she look like me

from the side. Oh, that's not you? No, yo, no, yo, I would never,

I would never. Somebody tried to show me, I was like, I'm not watching that. I'm not looking at Jeff do that. Yo,

I would never give a while he still got his pants on through the hole. I would never, I would never. Somebody tried to show it to me. I was like, I'm not watching that. I'm not looking at Jeff do that. Yo, I would never give a shit why he still got his pants on through the hole. I would never do that. That's number one. That's how you know that's not me. Like, I would never, ever do that with my man's pants still on. Like, I would never. And then her wig was too nice. For one, I just started wearing nice wigs.

You know what I'm saying? That video was old. I wasn't freaking like that back then. You know what I'm saying? That video was old. I wasn't creepy like that back then. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, shorty really doing it. And then, you know,

her skills was a little bit more, you know, on a higher level than mine. So I'm like, all right, I would like to take the credit, but that's not me. Man,

somebody had a whole 20 minute conversation with me about that. And he was like, yo, you should watch the video. I'm like, why would I want to see Jess give a head? And then he was like,

yo, would she be owning it? She'd be talking about it. I'm like, huh? I never owned that. I never talked about that. I never came forth and was like, yo, that's me owning it? She be talking about it? I'm like, huh? I never owned that. I never talked about that. I never came forth and was like, yo, that's me.

I wish the girl come forth and say that's her. That ain't me, man. It ain't me. Are you afraid that anything you did online will come back to haunt you in the future? No, not really. No, no, no. Because I've always been a person that never regret anything that I said. I've never, when I speak out of anger, it's still nothing that I would regret later.

No, I don't have no regrets. I hit Jess. I said, Jess, just in case, just delete everything. You did, you did. Just because. You did. I was like, yo, because I see how they doing. One of the girls from what?

City Girls or something like that? Or one of them girls that just got in trouble some, some stuff like in 2013 or something. I'm like, dang, that's how she felt then. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? They're not giving people a chance to grow though.

Yeah. Yeah. She, she, maybe she did feel like that. She was being bullied by some dark skin girl. But she said, she tweeted like,

I hate dark skin, black chicks or whatever, you know, whatever she was being. That's from her experience. I'm shocked that you got empathy for somebody that was on a dark skin girl. Yeah. You know, whatever she was being. That's from her experience. I'm shocked that you got empathy for somebody that was shitting on a dark-skinned girl. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

We tend to be rough on people. You know what I mean? Like, we are for real. But I really feel like everything is not... You can't, like, dissect everything and break everything down. Like, I don't have a problem with other dark-skinned girls or light-skinned girls.

I never got bullied or none of that. Never allowed that to happen to me. I went to a predominantly white high school where I didn't want to give it a chance because everybody was white. My mother moved me because I was so bad as a teenager. She didn't want me to go to high school in Baltimore. So she moved me up. How about you send me up to Pennsylvania with all the white kids where I can get on drugs? Yeah, and I can start, you know.

But I went up there and there was a couple of other. I was like one of like 10 black kids in Dallas town when I first got there. And I seen it was more and more of us. And I thought for a while, like, man, they racist up there. They racist up there just because they white. And there's a lot of them in this. But I ended up winning Best Personality, Best Insanima, Best Dress.

I won a bunch of stuff. That ain't hard in an all-white school, though. No, no, no. It is, man. It is. It is. He tried to downplay my accomplishments. He definitely did. Yo, he did, man. I won a lot, man. I won Homecoming Queen and Homecoming King.

What? Nah, I'm playing now. I won Queen, y'all, and I could have won prom queen, but I did some shit, man. There was this teacher who ain't like me, and I caught a fat bitch, man, under the table. I slid under the note. I slid the note under her door. I just felt like she always f***ed with me out of everybody.

So I slid the note under her door. So they called me. It was an anonymous note? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did the note say? How did you actually write it? I'm the only black one in the class. And I called her fat before.

So she was probably like, oh, this is Jess. But they called me to the office. They're like, Jess, so you're in the running for prom queen. But we have this footage of you slipping this note. Man, footage? Yeah, because I ain't even know they had cameras in the school like that. So I'm like, yo, I've been in the school for four years. Y'all ain't tell me y'all had cameras in the hallway.

So I look, I'm like, nah, that ain't me. That ain't me. That's the girl from the sex tape. It was way more black kids up there by then. So I'm like, that's not me. That's like, that's Shakira. You know what I mean? Like, I just, you know, I blame

somebody who was black that I didn't like. So you just told on somebody? So I'm like, Shakira. So it's like, Shakira's not even in her class. That's you. So I'm like, alright, man. So what now? And I got kicked off, man. I would've won. I would've won by 12-0.

Wow. Were you a class clown? Definitely. Definitely. I made sure I by 12-0. Wow. Yeah. Were you a class clown? Definitely. Definitely. I made sure I finished all my work first, but I definitely was a class clown ever since elementary school. All right, we got more with Jess Hilarious. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne, the guy we are, The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Charlamagne? How old is your son? My son is six. So you had him in school? Because you were dumb young, rightlamagne, the guy we are, The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Charlamagne? How old's your son? My son is six. So you had him in school? Because you were dumb young, right?

Nah, nah. Nah, yo. I was 20 when I had my son. Yeah, okay, okay. I'm 26. My son is six. Yeah, I was 20. I graduated and all that.

What do you think of that? Don't worry about that, young man, daddy. I know he about to write a book or something. Man, he... He about to start tweeting me today. Man, I miss you. You don't miss me. You don't miss me, yo.

We're not... But now, me and my son, father, man, we cool. We cool. My, I miss you. You don't miss me. You don't miss me, yo. We're not, but now me and my son, father, man, we cool, we cool. My baby father named Jerome. That is so funny. Why you say it like that? Jerome.

Jerome's in the house. Yeah, I just, when I think of Jerome, that's like the blackest name ever. That's blacker than Tyrone for me. Like, yo, like his name is Jerome. And we cool.

We, it just didn't work. We would have got it for like two years before we had Ash, and then it just didn't work. And then, bam, there you go. So where'd you find good old Chris at? Chris is the new bae that you making famous. You think you're making Chris too famous?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I ain't even going to lie to you, bro. He hold you down, though. Yeah. I don't even want to talk about Chris, you down though Yeah I don't even wanna talk about Chris Wow Trouble in paradise

Wow Nah honestly yo This is just what it is And this is you know When you don't wanna change I'll change that s*** for you There you go Damn

Chris Y'all almost had an argument last night I'm sorry It was not last night No it ain't even here I don't even know where he at You night. I'm sorry. I was going. It was not last night. No, it ain't even here. I don't even know where he at. You know what I'm saying? What?

Nah, it's just like, nah, like, Charlamagne, I had to, I'm done. I had to walk away. It is what it is. I just saw you post something, and he said you the only one, and you said come upstairs and show. I just saw that. Yeah, and then the next day, you know what I'm saying? Somebody else was the only one.

And so I was like, well, damn. Well, now. So Jess is single now? Yeah, man, that's what it is. No. That's really what it is. Not no. Not no.

Yo, this is the shit, man. I don't know if I want you out here single. Was it the first time that you cheated? Was it the first time you cheated? No, hell no. It wasn't. You know what I'm saying? I even got like a story I tell on stage about Chris cheating on me. You know if I want you out here single. Was it the first time that you cheated? Was it the first time he cheated? No, hell no. It wasn't. You know what I'm saying? I even got like a story I tell on stage about Chris cheating on me.

You know what I'm saying? That was like the first time I actually caught him. It's probably **** I still don't know about, but whatever. You just got the sitcom. You posted a whole lot of little while. Right, right. That's my thing. You know what I'm saying?

So now, it is what it is. You know what I mean? It's just, see ya. Have you ever cheated on him? I like Chris, though. I like him, too. I like him, too. He cool.

Other than him being light-skinned. That was my only thing. I was like, I don't know. You know what I'm saying? I was like, you. I like Chris, though. I like him, too. I like him, too. He cool. Other than him being light-skinned, that was my only thing. I was like, I don't know how this is going to work. But other than that, he cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He cool. He a cool dude, man. Because I'm not, listen, I'm not mad at him at all. I'm really not mad about it.

But it's like, because he young. You know what I'm saying? He 26, just like me. He's young. And sometimes, you know, fame or success, your partner's success can intimidate you, and you just don't know because you don't know what you want to do. You don't know if you want to live in their shadow. You don't know if you want to, you know what I'm saying?

So I really, you know, I love him. I really do, you know. He cool, he cool, but it just ain't what I want. Are you hurt by Chris? I've been hurt by Chris before, so it's kind of numb to it now. That's why I say I'm not even mad at him. I'm not mad. It's just that he got to grow up.

And then he don't know God. Really? Yeah, and that's somebody I talk to every morning. That's somebody I talk to every night. And I was raised in a church. He's an atheist? No, no, no. He's not an atheist.

He don't have a relationship with God. Cheating a few times shouldn't be a deal breaker, though. I'm just saying, when you young, you gonna grow up

with a person. Third time, you done, shorty. Like, what you think this is? God damn. Nah, you done. I ain't cheat one time, so the ratio crazy.

Yo, the girl, bro, the girl from the other day, shorty, yo, first of all, the tracks was stiff. I just want to see it. I ain't going to see it. I don't even know her Instagram.

Yo, she had on some Converse's that I thought was Converse's, but they wasn't. And I ain't even try to comment nobody who wear fake Converse's out here, because a lot of people, you know, they like them. And then she, I can't say that. She was what? She was big. And I got a big following, so I love big people. I love big people, you know what I'm saying?

And that's why I said I can't say that, y'all. She was big. I'm not saying she was big, and I don't like big people, but I don't like big people with my man, you know what I'm saying? That's supposed to be, but that's just, you know what I'm saying? So now, you know, now you with Biggie. You know what I'm saying so now you know now you with now you with Biggie you know what I'm saying now you with her

look what you did you know what I mean oh man let's talk about you seen her somewhere I seen her man I got videos to my phone bro somebody

who sent you videos of them a fan listen he went to a Chris F***ing Quentin he went to a oh my goodness

yo he went to a cookout yo he went to like a barbecue or whatever that's what white people say I don't know what white people watch. He went to a cookout. He went to a barbecue or whatever. That's what white people say. I don't know what white people watch. He went to a barbecue. They was ducked off. They walked away from the cookout. It was him and it was the girl. They was leaning up on a car. They hugged up.

They nice. It was a nice little three minute video that came to my phone. They all over each other. They ain't kissing or nothing, but they all, yeah, yeah, she all over him. I couldn't even see him. You know what I'm saying? It was a lot. You know what I mean? I couldn't even see him. I was like, damn, you know.

Oh, there it go. There it go. I seen the braids. You know what I'm saying? Oh, there it go. There it go. You know what I mean? So, I was like, damn, you know what I mean? Sometimes, you know, if that's what you really like, you know, you could've told me that's what you really wanted to do, you know? I didn't know that you was into that. Wow, Chris.

Chris about to get mad donkey of the day emojis. It is what it is, bro. It is what it is. Now let's talk about, let's talk about Rel. Now you're on Rel. Yes. You play Brittany. Now how'd you get on Rel?

Because everybody want to act like they discovered Jess Hilarious now. So I'm hearing so many different stories. I met Rel way back when I was doing Wild N Out. He came on as a guest and he was cool as hell. I guess, you know, he didn't know that he was gonna, this was, but I think this was way before. No, this was after Get Out. I was gonna say, okay, it had to be, yeah, after Get Out or whatever.

And then, I don't even think he had me in mind for the show then. I don't even know, but I know Tiffany Haddish actually told him, like, I think Jess would be good for that role. Yeah, and I was actually happy as hell to hear that. You know what I'm saying? Because not that I didn't think, you know, she liked me or anything like that.

I just don't really set the bar high for people to like me because I'm very easily unlikable. Like, yeah. I love you. I know, I love you too. But a lot of people don't like you either. That's true. That's true.

That's why we love each other. I work with him every day and I don't like him. See, that's what I'm saying. Yo, it's a lot of, yeah, you know what I'm saying? So it's easy for people not to like us or whatever. And I don't really know who was the first one to say, just need to be on the show. But I wasn't even their first pick.

I did my audition. And then, yo, I didn't get the part. But then two weeks later, I get a call. And it's like, yo, we made a mistake. We want you. Wow. That's the story I heard. That's dope.

Yeah. I heard you auditioned, didn't get it. They gave it to somebody else. Yeah. Then she wasn't good. Nah, she didn't do good at the table read. Yeah, she didn't do good at the table read. And God bless your heart and all your parts,

but I'm happy that you didn't do good on the table read. But there's something else coming for you. This premiere is what? This Sunday, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This Sunday, September 9th, and it officially starts coming on regularly. September 30th. How you feel?

We come after NFL. Yo, why you think I ain't mad at you? You see what I mean? I'm good. What you feel? We come after NFL. Yo, I'm... Yo, why you think I ain't made a... You see where I'm at? I'm good. What you talking about? I'm good, obviously, for the rest of my life. What this...

What you mean? God bless Jeff Hilarious, man. Say a prayer for Chris, man. Jeff Hilarious. You don't know what he lost, man. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. He know now.

The Breakfast Club. Ain't it Fashion Week in New York. Yes. Who's everybody in town for Fashion Week? Fashion Week is when all the celebrities go to all these events and look at a bunch of people modeling clothes that you never see anyone wear in the street. Nah, they never wear it.

They just spend a lot of money to create these things and you never, never, never see them. But anyway, what up, y'all? It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Burt Reynolds. Listen up.

It's just in. All the gossip. Gossip. The rumor report. Gossip. With Angela Yee. It's the rumor report. The Breakfast Club.

We got to send a rest in peace to Burt Reynolds. He died yesterday at the age of 82 after a heart attack. He passed away in Florida. God bless that brother, man. He was 82, like I said. And if you don't know some of the movies he was in, Smokey and the Bandit. Never saw it. You never seen Smokey and the Bandit?

No, I never heard about it. Never saw it. Cannonball Run. Never saw it. Boogie Nights. Never saw it. He was supposed to be in a Quentin Tarantino movie. It was called Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,

but he was supposed to shoot his scenes, I guess, coming up in the next couple of weeks, but he couldn't, I guess, of course, couldn't shoot his scenes. Well, listen, drop one of Clues' bombs for Burt Reynolds. The reason I'm dropping one of Clues' bombs for him is because I, too, want to get to that age where when I die, people will be like, damn, I thought he was already dead. So I did think Burt Reynolds was already dead

when I saw that announcement yesterday. So he, what, 82? 82. That's a good age, man. Now, our young thug, he's been charged with eight felonies. Now, this is from his arrest last year in Georgia. He's been charged with possession and intent to distribute meth, hydrocodone,

weed. He's also charged with possession of a couple other drugs. How do you pronounce this? How do you pronounce this, Dramos? Alprazolam. Alprazolam? Yeah. You must use it because I ain't know how to say it.

Codeine and having a firearm. What the hell? You're a young thug, Nicky, right, ain't you? He got mad drugs on him. Geesh. What's up with y'all and all these prescription drugs? I don't know. What rapper's going to nickname himself Walgreen?

That's what I'm waiting on. Y'all picking the wrong names. She had a lot of drugs on him. And Kanye West, he looks like he's going to be the creative director for Pornhub Awards. All right. Now, I don't know what that exactly means, but he did release a song with Lil Pump yesterday. It's called I Love It. I'm a sick up.

I like a quick up. I like it. I'm stuck. I buy you a sick truck. I buy you some new sticks. I buy you some new shit. I get you the nip tuck. How you start a family that kind of slipped up? I'm a sick buff.

I'm inappropriate. I like hearing stories. I like that hoe issue. I want to hear more issues. I like the hoe issue. Send me some more issues. You trifling hoe bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Such a fake hoe. I love it. That sound dope. That's a nice record for a porn Yeah I don't know And he picked the right person

To feature for a porn song Lil Pump Lil Pump Lil Pump was a great drop On the Clues Bond That's a great porn name Lil Pump My goodness

I don't know what he's gonna be doing As far as creative director I don't know if he's giving The porn stars yeezys to wear I really don't know Listen man When your passion Becomes your paychecks

Don't yeezy love porn? Yes Alright so his passion Became a paycheck. All right. And lastly, Meek Mill teases a new album. He says, buy anything at shop.meekmill.com and get a digital copy of my upcoming album bundled with the item. So it looks like Meek Mill's going to be dropping some new music, hopefully very, very soon.

So we look forward to that. So he's selling bundles. He's selling bundles. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Not at all. That's what everybody does. I wonder if he signed to that company. What's the forward to that. So he's selling bundles? He's selling bundles. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Not at all. That's what everybody does. I wonder if he signed to that company. What's the name of that company? What?

I can't remember the name of it. So why you tease it? I can't remember. Hold on. It's a company. You know, it's actually a company that specializes in they do everybody's marketing. Oh, Bravado. Bravado USA. They do everybody's marketing. They actually do Travis Scott and Nicki Minaj's marketing.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. So they all have the same marketing team. So they all put together these packages for people's albums and stuff like that. I wonder if Meek's using that same company. I don't know. But anyway, that is your rumor report. Now, you got a donkey you want to give to somebody?

Yes, man. I told Florida that I was not going to give them donkey of the day. You did say that. For the rest of the month. And I said that on August 30th. Okay. We're now in September. Oh boy. Alright, and I didn't want to give them donkey of the day for the rest of the month because

they did the right thing and put Andrew Gillum you know, as the Democratic nominee for governor in Florida. Sounds like a butt's coming up. A round of applause to Florida for that. Sounds like a butt's coming up. Florida going Florida, bro. Okay. Okay, so before after the hour, we gotta talk about Florida. Alright. Alright. But I will say one thing got to talk about Florida. All right. All right.

But I will say one thing I do respect about Florida. What's that? They do and attempt things that sane people think, but we just smart enough to not do. Okay. The people in Florida just, you know, habitual line steppers. We'll talk about it. My goodness. All right.

We'll get into that next. Keep it locked. And don't forget, Gerard Carmichael will be joining us next hour. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning. Charlemagne, say the gang. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Who's donkey of the day today? Envy just played me a record I can't get out of my head.

It's unbelievable. Donkey of the day for Friday, September 7th goes to a 23-year-old young man named DeJuan Lewis. Where's DeJuan from? Florida. Now, you know what your Uncle Charlotte tells you all the time? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Now, Florida, on Thursday, August 30th,

I promised you that I was not going to give anyone from Florida donkey of the day for the rest of the month. I kept that promise, all right? Because Florida showed up and voted for Andrew Gillum, and now Andrew Gillum is Florida's Democratic nominee for governor. With that move, Florida showed America y'all not as crazy as we think y'all are. But as soon as we breathed a collective sigh of relief and said, wow, Florida's not so crazy,

DeJuan Lewis said, hold my double cup of lean and watch this. See, the thing about Florida, and I guess it's the reason we love Florida, is that people from Florida are crazy enough to do and attempt things that the rest of us think of doing, but just aren't nuts enough to do. And we all have been fired at some point in our lives. And crazy thoughts go through our minds when we get fired. And one of those thoughts we've all had, but DeJuan acted on. Let's go to WFTV 9 ABC for the report, please.

Stanford police arrested a suspect who's accused of trying to kill his boss two hours after getting fired. This is 23-year-old DeJuan Lewis. The suspect worked at Boneta Aluminum Products, a Sanford manufacturing company. Still unclear why Lewis was upset Sunday morning. Coworkers were complaining because the suspect was throwing supplies and tools on the ground only on his third day of work. Lewis was then fired, and managers say he waited for his direct supervisor outside for two hours. Investigators say Lewis then chased the manager and the manager's girlfriend who was also in the car for a mile and a half. The arrest report states bullet holes were found in

the rear bumper, trunk door and rear right tire. The manager and his girlfriend were not hurt. The suspect was then arrested at his home. A search of Seminole County court records shows Lewis has several drug and theft charges since 2014. And today, he's facing attempted murder and shooting into a car hours after losing his job.

The level of entitlement that one must have to feel like I'm going to kill my boss because he fired me because I was at work wiling on only my third day on the job. Now, DeJuan has a bunch of previous charges, so I feel him. He trying to turn his life around, get a job, walk the straight and narrow, and my punk-ass boss wants to fire me because I'm not doing what I'm supposed

to do. You're just going to fire me because I'm at work wiling, throwing things around on only my third day. How dare you, Mr. Boss? All right, I'm trying to stay out of jail, trying to be a better productive person, and you're going to fire me? Now I got to kill you, okay?

Now I got to shoot you and go to jail for the rest of my life because you, as a boss, are just doing your job by firing an employee who wasn't doing his. Sorry, DeJuan, I just don't understand the logic. I'm not supposed to. Because it's Florida. Now, my name is Charlemagne N'Gaad. I've been fired seven times in my life.

Four times in radio. The others were Taco Bell, a clothing store called Demo in the Mall, and a company called Industrial Acoustics. I've been fired seven times. And I can think at least two of those times I wanted to kill my boss. One of them was your sister, right? Your sister fired you one time. I never wanted to kill my sister. I wanted to kill two program directors.

See? Almost said their names. I'm getting so better with my life. I'm going to close Bob's. I literally almost said that. It was right there. My mind said, say their names. I said, nope. I'm proud of me.

If you can hear my voice right now, raise your hands or blow your horn right now if you ever thought about killing a boss or supervisor that got you fired. If somebody listening to me right now who got fired yesterday who wants to kill their boss right now. So you feel DeJuan's pain, but I've told you all before, you can't make permanent

decisions based off temporary feelings. Okay, see what I've always learned is usually when I get fired, I receive another bigger and better blessing, but that's because I remain positive. When you remain positive, then positive energy activates constant elevation. Negative energy activates stagnation of digression. And that's exactly what happened to the one he digressed because he submitted his will to the devil in him and not the God in him. So his next moves weren't his best moves because they were fueled by negativity. So now DeJuan is going to get another job.

Okay, but this time the job will pay probably 12 to 40 cents an hour. And he'll probably be laundry personnel, kitchen cooking support staff, maybe. Maybe ground maintenance. All right? And if you try to kill your boss in there, DeJuan, I guarantee that your boss or one of your boss's co's coworkers will kill you. Florida, ladies and gentlemen. Florida.

Please give DeJuan Lewis the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. I just want to salute Boogie D and Corey Hill, just two former program directors of mine that I used to work with back in the day. Nice guys.

Dropping the clues bombs for both of them. Oh, you're being positive. I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. Okay. All right. God bless them. God bless them. All right. Well's all. Okay. All right. All right.

God bless him. God bless him. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Now, when we come back, it's Rel Day. It is Rel Day. A salute to my man Lil Rel. Lil Rel's special preview of his new sitcom on Fox premieres this Sunday after football.

So you heard Just Hilarious last hour. The newly single Just Hilarious. Right. All right. She's the co-star of Rel, but the executive of REL, Mr. Gerard Carmichael. Yeah, he'll be joining us next. So don't go anywhere. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Most dangerous morning show. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Yes, sir. Jerrod Carmichael. My guy. That made me feel special.

What? I don't know. It did. It just felt good. It was like a great way to start the day. You are a special guest, though. Oh, thank you. I saw you.

Disney World. Disney World, man. That's right. So we're there. And my sister tapped me. She was like, hey, it's a black family with a guide over there. Either you know them or you need to know them. And I walk over and it's you. And I'm like, oh, this is great.

You and your family. So you were just randomly walking up to them because it was a black family at Disney World with a guide. Yeah. Being honest, we were a black family with a guide. You were a black family with a guide. It was black excellence on rides. That's how you... At Disney World, when you have a guide, you don't have to wait a guide. It was black excellence on rides. That's how you... At Disney World, when you have a guide, you don't have to wait on rides.

They guide you, walk you. I've had one of those. And you don't really see too many black people with guides. It's usually... Too many? Who else was... It was me and you. Yeah, just me and you.

It was me and you, man. It's all white people with guides. Come on. I just want to tell both of y'all, the real black families that are real poppin', shut down Disney World for just them and their family. You're right. You're right. Y'all still got a ways to go.

Can you let us celebrate for a second? We're at the happiest place on earth and you want to tell us about an added... We get it, Charlamagne. We all got work to do.

I see D. Wade and Kevin Hart. They had Disney World for themselves. I was like, wow. That's funny. We didn't want that. We wanted our kids to play with other kids too.

Yeah, true. It's about social interaction, man. That's fun. We didn't want that. We wanted our kids to play with other kids too. Yeah, true. All right? Yeah. It's about social interaction, man. Oh, really? Mr. No Social Media is all about social interaction? Yeah, yeah. I got it. Yeah. I checked it.

I have once every couple months, I have my IG troll account that I just go and- Oh, you got a fake account? Well, I just don't want to sound 90. We're talking to people. It's like, all right, well, let me at least know what's going on. I was going to ask you, how do you stay in tune with no social media? I mean, I have friends. People tell me, like, people are like, you know, tell me what's going on.

And I mean, I'm very aware of stuff, you know, like it's still like news and stuff like that filters to you. And like, like Tyler's always telling me to get on Instagram. Perry or the Creator? Oh, I haven't met Perry yet. Okay. But he's like, get on because he'll post stuff about his life. And I'm like, no, this is what this is for. I just want to talk to you.

So you never got on the social media at all? You just wasn't yet there? I was on for a little bit, and I realized it just wasn't for me. It didn't really do anything for me. Like I was there and I just wouldn't tweet or wouldn't post on Instagram or anything. So it was just kind of a waste. I feel like you, Gerard, that you really don't want to be

in front of the camera anymore. Am I correct in that assessment? I enjoy making phone calls from my living room in sweatpants a lot. Like I enjoy being a little bit away from it. Like, unless I have something to say. I like helping my friends make stuff.

How is that as a creative, though? How do you know when you got something to say as opposed to, like, you know what? I'm going to save this for a real show. I'm going to save this for this person's stand-up special. I never really think about it. It's like the best thought wins for whatever we're working on. They never hold anything. No. You know, when you're

creating something, it's always like your obsessions and the stuff that you love and you're thinking about. The things that are on your mind are what's best. So you have to put that into whatever you're working on. With that said, with like Rel, you know, it's very much his show. You know, Rel is just, he yells at me all the time

because sometimes I have like kind of a dark sense of humor man we know from your first day yeah yeah the rape joke you tried to get off hey man that's the me too movement would kill you for in 2018. oh yeah yeah no absolutely well it was a thought first of all it wasn't just a dismissive when we talked about this first time i was here yeah yeah no need to bring it back i don't want them to dig that back no no but well i'm just saying you know it's just a thought that we captured or whatever. But with Rel, it's like, I have this dark sense of humor. He'll be like, you know, this ain't Carmichael's show. I'm like, oh, okay.

But meaning, and that's the right thing to say. It's like, oh, yeah, this is your thing, and I have to make sure it's, you know, So you never hold anything, because I always think of an artist when, you know, when they write for somebody else, you ever write something so good, be like, I'm going to keep this one's, you know, it stays in. So you never hold anything, because I always think of an artist when, you know, when you write for somebody else, you ever write something so good, be like, I'm going to keep this one for myself. No, no, I don't really think like that. Some things are for you,

and you should just do that. Like, if it's tailor-made for you. I just shot the special, the guys up there, and it's no audience. Yeah, Drew Michaels. There's no audience. That's an idea I would have used for me,

but I didn't want to record. It works for him. I wouldn't do that for everybody. Right. Like, there's a few artists that could do that. You know, Dave Chappelle could do that. But that's not an idea. I could have just saved it for a year, you know, and then did it for me or something.

But it was like, no, that works for you. Yeah, I remember having some conversations with some HBO executives, and they were telling me about it. And I was like, no, that works for you. Yeah, I remember having some conversations with some HBO executives and they were telling me about it and I was like, no audience. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird because it seems like comedians crave that attention. It's almost like you need that audience feedback. That feedback, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, I just believe that

you spend this, whatever amount of time crafting these thoughts and they work as thoughts. I mean, this special was still tested on the road and done in front of audiences and and the material works but the thought i think is what's most important for some people and it's just like again with him i think it works without an audience because you'll laugh or respond to it you know sometimes not through laughter maybe it shouldn't be called stand up or maybe it's you know categorized wrong or whatever but like it works for some people and some people it doesn't it's not-up or maybe it's categorized wrong or whatever,

but it works for some people and some people it doesn't. It's not a rule. Some people should. Like, Rel will do a special song. He should be in front of an audience. He should be surrounded by people. Is it a laugh track or applause track or anything? No, no, no, no.

It's just you and the thought, and that's it. And it's up to you. That's uncomfortable. But we're kind of conditioned to laugh. It's a social thing, right? We laugh because everybody else is laughing. True. You know, and we and we do that again. The material works in a room full of people. It was weird. We screened it and just hearing laughter on the thing we made for the first time was weird. You know, it was weird. It was like, oh, yeah, that's right. These jokes work.

But it's like if it works in a group it should work alone and maybe it doesn't but it's up to you you know it's you know I like to just make stuff and then it's like here you know respond

and react that is definitely weird because it's like DJing in an empty club you're not going to give the same energy or you could just be up there vibing out man

you could just be in your zone you could be DJing you could be in tears by the end of your set it's like the comedy version of a silent listening party where everybody goes there with the headphones on and you can't hear the music loudly. A lot of people, like, you know,

everyone in whatever field you're in a lot of times has a hard time accepting, like, change or something that goes outside of what you're used to. And it's like, this isn't the rule. Yeah, no, everybody shouldn't record a special art. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that's insane. That's to, and it's like, this isn't the rule. Yeah, no, everybody shouldn't record a special. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that's insane.

That's not even how it's, the art form was created with, and I get it. I'm just saying for him it works. I'm just saying for you, you should, really, it's just saying that comedians specifically, because I think it's the group that should hear that the most, can do whatever they want. Gotcha. You know, as long as you put thought into it, like, you can do whatever you want, and it's a certain freedom, I think, that it expresses.

We did that to Donnell Rollins when he came up here. We said, like, no matter what Donnell says, do not laugh. Oh, really? And he was so awkward for five minutes. Yes, he was. Because he was letting those jokes fly. We were just sitting there staring at him. Oh, I got to watch that.

I almost feel like the next wave got to be a live stand-up special. Like, I feel like that's the— People have done that. I think a a live Stand up special Like I feel like People have done that I think a lot of people Do that now Yeah people have done that There is a danger to You know Live anything

You know And that's fun It would have to be The right person It would have to be Like meaningful This being live Why is that dangerous

Cause you can do an act In one take You know So it would be Kind of the same thing As a take I guess I don't know I guess I shouldn't

Work this out on here. I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of it. Alright, we got more with Gerard Carmichael. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Gee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building,

actor, executive producer, and just a smart guy. Gerard Carmichael's here. Charlemagne? You said something interesting to TSA. You said that Carmichael's show was built from the argument out. What does that mean? It was at its core just like, hey, what about this thought?

It really is like a philosophy type show. It's like, what about this thought explored from all angles? And that was the core of the show. It's like, what about this thought? Explore from all angles. And that was the core of the show. I mean, we would be in one scene for half the episode. It was like the Breakfast Club in sitcom format. It was very much about

the argument. And you said the Rel writing team has been working that from reverse, so it's not about the argument? Well, Rel is just about, you know, his constant mandate is he just wants it funny. And he has the team is just about, you know, his constant mandate is he just, he wants it funny. And he has the team to do it. You know, him and Sinbad. Sinbad's, you know, back on the air.

It's amazing. Sinbad funny as s***. He's one of the most naturally funny people. I love his interviews here. How did you feel about bringing in a social media influencer like Jess Hilarious, who I love, who I look at and I say she's a star. But how did you feel about bringing her in?

Any hesitation? Oh, that was, I saw her on my sister's Instagram. You be stalking Instagram. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'll peek over. You be on a sister's Instagram. Yeah, yeah. If you're on IG beside me, I'm going to look at your phone.

Right. It's someone's likes curated. You can tell a lot about a person. But I think she's great. I think she is just this incredible energy, personality. She is a star. Was anything off limits when y'all shot it and recorded? Anything off limits for Rel?

As far as his family and everything, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a lot more kind of boundaries. I'm just a, I'm like putting my dad's outside kid on the air. I'm like, yeah, we'll just we'll talk about it, man. And it's early so you're also, you're figuring out how far you can go. You want to see how it takes.

Yeah, you figure out. But he's very respectful to his family, as you should be. You know, I'm just a little bit more. I'll record the episode and call my mom and be like, look, I was in a zone last night. I was writing. I put it on there. Has that ever happened with your family?

Your family got upset with something you put out there? My family was very understanding. My family is very much so a you do you. I have touched on really personal stuff. And if it happened, it happened. Yeah. But some things you might not want out there, though, just in case. Good content is good content.

Yeah, it's content. It's interesting things. You know what I mean? With respect to people involved. What did you really think of the shot? I thought it was great. It was maybe the most honest everyone has been on television. I mean, we recorded for four or five hours

and there's a lot of stuff that's cut. Like you could do a bunch of episodes from just what we recorded. Do you think, how do you think how do you think people receive like regular everyday people receive celebrities talking about real world issues don't you think that celebrities can be a little far removed from real world issues sometimes yeah your life becomes different and but it depends there's a lot of like capitalizing

on the current moment and you can tell i think people can tell when someone is really about it and when someone's just trying to make content because Cap is talked about right now and they throw him in a thing. You can tell the people that mean it versus the people that don't. And so you can smell phonies. Only problem is you need people to do more of it

because people are posting their cars, their cribs when they're at the club, when they're on vacation. But you don't see when they do all the positivity sometimes. And sometimes you need to see it because that can have a chain reaction on people, though. Yeah, I always have mixed feelings about it because I guess it depends. At least talk about the importance of it. If nothing else, at least speak to it and talk about how important it is. I think we need more people talking about their fears

and their anxieties and their insecurities, especially those. But speaking about it, honestly, the thing is the filter of social media or television or whatever then requires a certain amount of performance.

You know, most people kind of perform their feelings for the world, right? It's like if you're sad, you know, you got to be Instagram sad. You know what I mean? Like Instagram sad is a mood, man. Like that's a light in. That's a whole different type of sad than maybe not be the type of sad you are right now.

You know what I mean? Like there's a certain level of performance to it, you know? But it is that if you're going to talk about it, if you're going to be sad, you know, put the Viola Davis snot nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, if you're going to be sad, put the raw, ugly sad on there. Could the Carmichael show have come back with the same cast? Or did everybody blow up too fast?

I mean, you know, that deal would be crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like now. They'd have to cut a hell of a check. Yeah, yeah, that would be a crazy deal. I was actually talking to Tiff about this, maybe last night even. It was just about

oh, that would be the craziest deal in the world now. Is that one of the reasons it didn't come back? NBC didn't think they could afford it? No, it kind of ran its course. You know, it was part... I mean, look, it was part licensing things, but it was also me understanding that I thought it was time. Being really honest with you, I, it was part, like, licensing things, but it was also me understanding that I thought it was time.

Being really honest with you, I thought it was time. I remember the conversation with my parents even before. I was like, I don't, I'm not going to bring the show back. And they lost it. They were just all sad and depressed. And I was like, you know, I had no sympathy. I was like, boo-hoo, all the other parents on the block get to keep their television shows.

Poor you. But it was, one, it was a lot. I mean, that was a full time. I lived at the studio. You know, it wasn't jokes for me. It's never just jokes for me. You know, it's always perspective. So it's like, that takes a while to like sit and think and crack and make sure it's honest.

And like,ion of that. Also, I think it exists best as this example. I think three seasons of that is enough. I think it can live on, and I'm really proud of it, and I loved it, but it ran its course. It's like a rapper. It's more popular in his death. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. It's the T's more popular in his death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. It's the Tupac of television. The biggie of television. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel like if the show continued on, Tiffany and Rel wouldn't have popped as fast? No.

I mean, those things already happened. I mean, Tiff did Girls Trip before we started the third season. Rel dang. Get out. I had to, like, work around his schedule so he could shoot Get Out. They're destined for that. Like, that's why I brought him into the show. Like, could shoot Get Out. They're destined for that. That's why I brought him into the show.

You could see it. It was like, oh, these are stars. These are incredible stars. I just saw it. I just was able to get them early. Did anybody at NBC push back on them? Like, oh, we need bigger names. Yeah.

Oh, who are those dummies names? But they always push back. Again, this incredible cast, everybody was like, well, they don't know. It's up to you to know. You got to know. Right. But do they tell you that you're right when it's all said and done? No, no, no, no. Exactly.

That's what I hate. No, what they do, this is how you know you're right. What they do is then they, like, they make deals with them even after or around. That's a network sort of way of saying I'm sorry. That makes sense. When are you getting you a high-profile girlfriend, man? You see our guy Pete got him a superstar. Yeah, yeah, Pete is going through it, man.

Pete is living the life. Pete is in the fame. All you want is money and a seat at your favorite restaurant. Everything else is extra. Everything else is a burden. Because I didn't go to the VMAs this year, so I was at home watching it. And I'm like, yo, they will not take the cameras. I text them like, yo, do not dig in your nose.

They're the star in the thing. Yeah. And she's sweet, though. She's sweet. So when you're getting you a high-profile girlfriend. I mean, I'm not going to go force it. I'm going to just wait outside the club, see who the camera follows. No interest?

Nobody you're interested in? Yeah, I mean, but I don't really have time for a relationship at the moment. I have to reword it. I don't really make time for it right now. Jesus Christ, that's cold. That's not cold. That's the truth. Or hurt him more to lie about that to pretend I'm making... That's a whole

other topic. It seemed like I was talking to like... It seemed like I was just talking to like one. Look at the camera and just like speak to her. You said that a million times. I don't have time for relationships. I usually say that over rigatoni and wine. Well, this Sunday.

What time this Sunday? Do we know the time? Fox. It's after football. It's after football. Well, we appreciate you for joining us, brother. Thank you for having me. Gerard Carmichael.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Don't scare me. Don't scare me. Oh, shoot. All right.. Don't scare me. Don't scare me. Oh, shoot.

All right. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk. Let me touch it. What? This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. On the Breakfast Club.

Listen up. Now, this is your rumor report. Angelique is, she's in Africa right now. She's in Africa trying to get in touch with her black side. All right, so we're holding it down for her. Now, shout to Safari Scafbeasy, a.k.a. whatever you want to call him. He called me yesterday.

He was like, Envy, I got a new record. He sent me the record, and I was like, wow. I keep telling y'all, I really got a sneaky feeling that Safari going to get a hit record And I said this year What's the September? Yes Okay

Yeah Still got time Now I played this song For Charlemagne And Charlemagne Likes this song I think it's a little bop I think it's a little bop

I think Safari got a bop So let's Let's play it for the people It's called Let Me Touch Your Print Let me touch it Let me touch it Let me play it for the people. It's called Let Me Touch Your Print. Let me touch it.

Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Y'all put a cool bar. On a space. Hey, hey. I think you probably got a little bop.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. That is why I check out. Here it go. Hey Hey Hey Ladies Let me touch your print Let me touch your print Let me touch your print Let me touch your print

Let me touch your print Let me touch your print I'm a crazy old Let me touch your print Oh man, never since the Millie deal They've been bugging People's aunties People's sisters

Even mamas And their cousins To be honest I'll hit Safari Alright Alright Let me tell you something What?

Now Safari's a whack rapper We know this Why you put Why you put it out there He had to say whack He's not whack I would never call Safari whack

But he's not the best You just did call him whack He's not whack. I would never call Safari whack, but he's not the best. You just did call him whack. He's not the best. But listen, this is what I'm saying. Okay. I feel like this is a good record, and I'm going to tell you why it's a good record. Why is it a good record? I can hear it on Insecure Season 4.

Okay. Okay. Safari has his dildo line coming out. That's the promo song for his dildo line. That's true. Right? Isn't the line, then you get a million dollars or something, and it's based off his penis? Yes.

That's the promo song for it right there, you know? Make a little sexual harassment single, you know what I'm saying? Sexual harassment single. Me Too music. My goodness. A little Time's Up tune, you know what I mean? Encouraging women to sexually harassment. That's what that sounds like to me.

No, I guess he's saying the ladies want to touch it, and he's more than just a... Oh, let me see. Is that Safari? Hold on. No. Now, Natina, you live on the radio Oh, let me see. Is that Safari? Hold on. No. Now, Natina, you live on the radio. Are you calling me because you heard Safari's record? I'm not saying.

She might curse. I don't want her to curse. I don't want her to curse. I don't want her to curse. My goodness. Women get excited when Safari starts talking about his penis. I don't know. Well, anyway.

I like the record. Okay. I'm sure you do. I heard you sing the record, too. All right. Now, let's talk about Insecure. HBO has renewed Insecure for a fourth season and Ballers for a fifth season. All right. See?

Insecure season four. Safari. And the name of the song is BDE. So, it's perfect. Because I've never even heard the term BDE until Issa came up here and spoke about it. That's true. So, now you got a song, Issa, to put on Insecure season four. Big energy. Yes. There's true. So now you got a song, Issa, to put on Insecure Season for Safari. Big energy. Yes.

There you go. Alright. Now, also, the first trailer for the Quincy Jones documentary. Now, this is directed by his daughter. It features Kendrick Lamar, Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, and more. Let's play a clip of it. Quincy Jones, boy. I was inspired by combining hip-hop and jazz.

And you was the first to do it. Quincy called me and he said, okay, well, I want to pitch your future to you. You all know the story, right? Quincy Jones discovered me. Don't try to do what he's done. Because you could just kill.

I'm paramedic, operator 36. What is the emergency? He has having chest pain and shortness of breath. If you don't feel good, you got to take care of it. I will. I will. Wow. All right.

Well, I look forward to checking that out. That's going to be on Netflix September 21st. Is it Quincy Jones documentary? Yes. I want to hear Quincy talking. I don't want to hear nobody talking about Quincy. I'm sure he'll be on there as well. Yeah, I want to hear him talking, especially after that interview he gave with, who was that, Vulture?

Earlier this year, was that Vulture? I believe it was Vulture. I want to hear Quincy talk. Okay. I don't want to hear nobody talking about him. All right. Well, that is your rumor report. All right.

And with some safari, man. You're not going to start to mix with safari new tune? All right. Safari new ditty? All right. His new sexual harassment single? This is what we're going to do. We're going to play a piece of safari pause.

Whoa. Wow. And then we're going to Eazy-E. Okay. Because today is Eazy-E's birthday. Drop on the Cl And then we go on to Eazy-E. Because today is Eazy-E's birthday. Drop on the Clues Bonds for the legend Eazy-E. God damn it, drama. All right, so we're going

to hit the top of the hour. Then we're going to play safari. Then we're going to get into the mix. Let me know what you want to hear. Of course, it's Eazy-E's birthday. And I'm going to get some

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