The Breakfast Club - John Witherspoon Interview
Episode Date: February 23, 2015John Witherspoon stops through to chat about his upcoming shows at Gotham Comedy Club, will there be another Friday movie, his relationship with Bill Cosby and much more. Learn more about your ad-cho...ices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We are the Breakfast Club.
Special guest with us this morning, Mr. John Witherspoon.
Mr. Witherspoon.
Hey, thank you for having me, y'all.
Thank you.
It's cold, but I'm happy to be here.
You look good, man.
73 years young, y'all.
73.
I'm going to go to about 120.
120? You're going to go to about 120. 120?
You're going to clock out around 120? About 120.
About 4.30 in the afternoon.
You know, you guys interest me, Matt, because we had Larry King up here a couple days ago,
and he's 81.
81.
And it's just like, y'all just keep moving.
Y'all just keep going.
He's 81.
His wife is like 55 or something.
That's a good combination.
Yeah, it's a good gap.
Real.
What do you think keeps you
going man um working and getting this paper all right well i was a broke man when i was coming up
see yeah yeah you haven't been broken a long time but but the fact is that you never forget
uh i i was from a family of 11 kids right yeah so uh we didn't have no paper. So, you know, now that I'm making money, I'm doing fine.
You know, what keeps me working is I used to go to school,
like as cold as it is right now outside,
I used to wear two left boots to school.
My mother made me wear two left boots, fifth grade.
I hear people say that.
How do you wear two left boots?
Just, you know, they kick your ass out the house.
That's how you wear them.
Who had the right boot?
The left foot, the right foot.
I don't know which
Because the boots
Were two left boots
Got you
Yeah so
You never forget that
When you're growing up
And you grew up in St. Louis
Detroit
Oh Detroit
Motor City
My brother used to work
At Motown
So I knew all the people
I knew Marvin Gaye
And the Timps
And I played basketball
With the Timps
And I know Smokey today
I knew all those people
In Detroit
Were you cool
You were cool with Bill Cosby Huh. Were you cool with Bill Cosby?
Huh?
Were you cool with Bill Cosby?
No, I never met him.
I met him once, I think, in passing.
Really?
We were on an airplane, I think.
And I met Bill Cosby.
But we weren't in the same arenas.
They would never let me in the Playboy Club.
Playboy Mansion.
I tried to get in the Playboy Mansion.
You tried to get in and you couldn't?
Yeah, they wouldn't let me in.
I've been there one time.
Did you go in there?
Yeah.
Yeah, for a party.
So when you see everything that's happening with him,
and he's had a long, illustrious career,
and now towards the end of his career, his name is just...
It's mud.
Yeah.
What do you have to say about something like that
and those allegations?
Well, he must have had some misunderstanding
with a lot of women.
Because they didn't particularly like what he did to them.
But he didn't have to do this.
You're at the playboy club.
Women want to run around naked.
Right, they are.
So why are you giving somebody,
they say you gave them a pill or some liquid.
You don't need to do that.
That's a fetish.
You got a different kind of thing going.
How do you avoid being accused of things happening?
You know, were you ever in a situation where you didn't do something,
but somebody accused you of it?
No, I never.
That's never happened.
No, it ain't happened yet.
You're too late in the game for that now.
But I got too much game now.
No, I never had that happen to me.
But Bill shouldn't. I don't understand what he's doing in
a situation like this. I think some people have fetishes though. Like maybe for some people,
that's what turns them on. He got too much game. If they said I gave him some pills,
only thing a woman will get from me is a high blood pressure pill,
some cholesterol medicine and her bladder might be okay because I take them bladder pills too.
So, no, no, I ain't never been no game like that.
But you got to be careful, though.
You got to be careful.
Yeah.
Were you really in the Civil Rights Movement, you told TV?
Yeah, back in the Civil Rights Movement.
Okay.
But we walked down Woodward Avenue once.
And I used to curse out the TV a lot.
Yeah.
But I was back in the Civil Rights Movement, yeah.
I did all that.
Gotcha.
When I was coming up, man.
Martin Luther King was there.
But we didn't march as much as they did in the
South. You know, everybody in
Detroit in the 1960s,
players, pimps,
they had their Cadillacs and their hair conked.
Y'all drove down the block. Yeah, they drove with the woman
sitting on the side with the red hair.
Talking about we shall
overcome. Yeah, yeah.
You still got a light little conk going.
No, this actually, when you dye your hair, it's straightened out on you, see?
Okay.
That's all that is.
When this dye come out the head, my hair gonna say.
Now, what's your relationship with Eddie Murphy?
He's just a good friend.
He's still a good friend?
Yeah, a real good friend, and I work with him.
He called me for jobs that I didn't even know I'm gonna get.
Really?
He said, I want Spoon to do that.
That's really cool.
Richard Pryor used to do
the same thing
when I knew Richard.
But Eddie,
we worked on Vampire
and Brooklyn together.
We had a lot together.
You're talking about
somebody funny
when the cameras are off.
That's when Eddie's
just real funny.
You know,
did you see him on SNL
the other night,
the 40th anniversary?
Yeah, I didn't see that.
But the fact that
that part,
they talking about
Bill Cosby,
that wasn't nothing anyway. Yeah. It was nothing. And Eddie got enough money to say, I didn't see that. But the fact that that part, they talking about Bill Cosby, that wasn't nothing anyway.
Yeah.
It was nothing.
And Eddie got enough money to say,
I don't want to do no crap like that.
Another comedian was telling me,
oh, Eddie Murphy was scared.
I'm like, Eddie Murphy don't get scared.
He ain't got to be there.
He got so much money.
He went to smash it in their face.
I'm going to go with it,
but I ain't going to do nothing.
That's all that was.
Do you get a lot of that, too?
Because I feel like people like Eddie
don't get appreciated
by the institutions that they helped establish.
Me?
I don't give a damn.
People appreciate me, but I don't give a damn
if they appreciate me or not.
I got some money now.
Out of all the movies that you've been in,
what do you think deserves a part two, a sequel?
Every movie that you've been in,
what would you love to see a part two of?
But, you know, I don't know.
Friday, they need to do another one of those.
I'll make a lot of money on that one.
You got to pull the original cash.
You got to be Chris Tucker.
Everybody got to come back.
Chris Tucker is not coming back.
He got saved, and that's what I'm told.
And he got his income tax stuff taken care of now
with the government, so now he's fine.
Right.
But me, thinking about my little world, I'd like to have another fourth Friday.
Because I read the third Friday, they pay you a lot of money.
So they know they got to give you more money on the fourth one.
Right.
So that's the one I think I'd rather come back.
And also, I love Vampire in Brooklyn.
That was a good movie.
I had a lot of fun.
Oh, yeah, it'd be funny.
And it ended like it was going to be a sequel.
Yeah, it did.
Because of Kadeem Hardison.
Yeah, we've been.
He was the vampire.
He was the vampire now.
Yeah, and I was a limousine driver.
But never did.
They never, nobody picked it up.
Yeah, and you get disappointed because I'm thinking to myself,
boy, they're going to do a sequel on this because it ended like it was going to be a sequel.
You said you worked with Robin Williams, too, when you used to work with Richard Pryor.
Yeah, Robin had just come in town.
We were all day players.
We only got about $500 a week.
And Robin had a little young dude.
He was real scared.
And they made him an extra.
He was an extra in the movies.
Richard Pryor would say, I want Spoon to be in this scene.
Let Spoon do this.
Let Spoon do this.
Robin, let him stand in the corner.
But, you know, he'd give Robin spots. So Robin was a lawyer when I was charged with rap be in this scene. Let Spoon do this. Let Spoon do this. Robin, let him stand in the corner. But, you know, he get Robin spots.
So Robin was the lawyer when I was charged with raping a white woman.
I remember that.
He was our lawyer.
And let him ad-lib.
We both ad-lib.
And it's a funny scene.
You got charged with raping a white woman?
In the movie.
Oh, in the movie.
Oh, I wanted to say.
Lord have mercy.
Oh, no.
What is wrong with you?
No.
I just asked you.
Did you ever get accused of something?
No, no, no.
That was just a movie.
I ain't got a job raping no white woman.
You said Robert was a coke fiend?
Was he in drugs there?
He wasn't a coke fiend or a drug dealer.
He loved cocaine.
And one time, he saved me because, you know, I was, you know,
I was hitting everybody with coke.
But one time I bought a gram of cocaine of my own.
And I had no idea how much you get. I didn't know you get that little
pile for $100.
I was shocked.
And so I'm hitting my little coke. I had my little spoon around
my neck in the back of the comedy store.
And so Robin come in there, and
I'm hitting his joint. Yeah, man.
And Robin came and said he wanted
to hit my coke. I gave him the coke. Yeah, Robin
here. I gave him the spoon off my neck.
He went into my little vial, that little brown vial, and hit that coke and turned it to the coke. Yeah, Robin, here. I gave him the spoon off my neck. He went into my little
vial, the little brown
vial, and hit that coke
and turned it to the
side and flipped some
coke out of there.
I said, damn, Robin.
He's the volleyball.
I didn't know you
was the Hoover
vacuum cleaner
company.
Coke was regular
back then, though.
Oh, yeah.
That was like weed now.
Well, you know, when
Richard Pryor come
off stage, the coke
man would have
somebody at the door to give
Richard, give his bodyguards and stuff, Coke to give to Richard.
If you like it, you can buy more.
That's what they do.
They give you a lot of Coke.
They wouldn't give it to me, but they give it to Richard.
For Richard Pryor's biopic, have they asked you just for some consulting, like maybe some
good stories since you know him so well?
Well, I knew, well, you know what happened? In the comedy store back then,
I was the MC,
the host of the show.
And Richard would come in.
I didn't know he was in the room.
He'd be sitting in the back.
And he would say,
I would come by,
hey,
Richard,
how you doing,
man?
What are you doing here?
He'd come by and say,
how you doing,
Spoon?
You know,
but I know he wanted to go on stage,
but I need to coax him into going on stage.
Right.
He would never come in and say,
I want to go on stage. So, I had to do something. I said, Richard, you want a drink? I'll get you to go on stage, but I need to coax him into going on stage. He would never come there and say, I want to go on stage.
So I had to do something.
I said, Richie, you want a drink?
I'll get you a drink.
Yeah, just give me a drink.
So I know to give him a drink.
Now I leave and come back again.
So I said, Richie, so you okay, man?
Everything, you want to go on stage?
He said, no, no, no, no.
I just come see how you're doing, Spoon.
So I walk away again.
And then the third time, I said, Richie, let's go up on stage and let everybody know that we got big stars
coming to the comedy store
he said okay
I go up there
he said where am I going
I said you're going next
I put him on
he stayed up there
an hour and a half
then he had the secretary
call me the next day
and say
tell Spoon
thank you for putting me
on stage
for getting me on stage
he was that kind of person
who owned the comedy store
Mitzi Shore
Sammy Shore's wife.
She took it from him when they got a divorce.
And Pauly Shore's mama.
I remember there was all kinds of legal issues with that.
Yeah.
That's between two brothers and his sister.
Because Mitzi is so feeble now, I don't think she know her name.
Do you still go to places like that, just pop up yourself?
Oh, no.
I haven't done that in 20-something years.
I got a son that go to a comedy store now, a lab factory.
Oh, so you don't work out no more.
You just do great shows.
I don't work out no more.
If I want to try something new, I try it on the stage where I'm working.
I never go to a comedy store and try it out.
When I do David Letterman's show, I used to be so nervous and all that stuff, man.
Seven minutes, I do that stuff. I go on the show, and try it out. When I do David Letterman's show, I used to be so nervous and all that stuff, man. Seven minutes,
I do that stuff.
I go on the show
and work at work.
But he's my friend,
so we,
you know,
he'll ask me
different questions
that's not even on the list.
So that makes it funny,
see,
if we can be ourselves.
But you're the OG now,
so that's it.
Like,
you're too old to get booed.
Ain't nobody gonna boo you now.
Oh, no,
I'm getting booed.
They may holler at me.
Yeah.
You know,
I was in Constitution Hall. I didn't know what the. Yeah. You know, I was in a constitutional hall.
I didn't even know what the dude said.
He's way back there.
About 4,200 people.
Somebody back there, you can't talk way back there.
I didn't even acknowledge it.
But then he stopped.
Somebody around him probably told him to shut up.
Do you get mad at, you know, some of your old stuff,
like bang, bang, bang, bang, you know,
or 30, 40, 50 minutes in the bathroom?
Oh, yeah.
Do you get mad at that? Because when I was going to introduce you, I almost said, and now we have to bang, bang, you know, know 30 40 50 minutes in the bathroom oh yeah you get mad at that cuz when you when I was gonna introduce you I almost said and
now we have the bang but you know cuz no no hell no no that made me I can't
believe somebody don't want about it say like dynamite what's the name Jimmy
Walker they want people to say dynamite oh no that's what made me living where
I'm living was that ad-lib or was that written
in the script?
Was that improv?
It was all ad-lib.
It was on Boomerang
because the whole scene
in Boomerang
was ad-lib.
There was no script.
Richard Pryor,
I was in L.A.
I mean,
Eddie Murphy said
he wants Spoon
to play
David Allen Griffith's dad
in Boomerang.
And so Paramount,
they were over budgeted already on the Boomerangs.
You notice that my scene wasn't even having nothing to do with the movie.
It's just me coming to visit my son.
They said they don't want Spoon, whoever he is, to play this new scene.
And they told Reginald Hutland, we don't want nobody.
Who is this Spoon anyway?
And Eddie said, I want Spoon to play the part.
We're not going to finish the movie until he do it.
They flew me all the way
from L.A.
to New York. And I picked all
them clothes I put on. I picked all that out.
And I went in my little dressing room and
wrote my little stuff down, what I'm going to say.
So I said, all you got to do is ask me when I walk in the door,
how do I pick my clothes?
So first when we shot the scene,
Martin Lawrence was the one to open the door.
Richard saw, Eddie saw so much.
Last we began, he told Martin to keep walking to his seat.
I'm going to do this scene with Spoon.
Ain't that amazing?
So he and I did it.
We had Sinbad on here, and Sinbad said that Hollywood never liked Bill Cosby.
So I wondered, you know, you've been in the game a long time.
Did you ever get any backlash from Hollywood just being black,
just for you being black?
Oh, not really.
You know, I don't know why Hollywood didn't like Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby made tons of money.
Tons of money.
Tons of money.
Bill Cosby made out like he didn't make it, maybe didn't like Hollywood.
Hollywood loved Bill Cosby.
Brandon Tartikoff gave him the job.
He used to be the president of Paramount.
He's the one that hooked Bill Cosby up.
Bill Cosby can't say nothing.
Whatever happened and his misunderstanding with them ladies, it's his fault.
I don't know.
He should have put a mask on.
What about the Wayans brothers?
You still cool with them?
Oh, yeah.
Man, they made me.
They got me the best job.
I had a regular check coming in.
Every week, that check was there.
Oh, y'all should have seen that money.
But I never had a series before.
You got to realize, them series, you know, you're doing a series.
We did 100 shows, five years.
That check, boom, boom, bang, bang, bang, bang.
The series is regular money, but is it better money than a movie?
Well, see, the thing about it, if you're working on ABC, NBC, Fox.
Network television.
ABC, what is it, CBS.
Yeah, network television.
You're going to get the big bucks.
I'm working on cable.
And that's not the same money you get on regular TV.
But we were getting, like when I was on Tracy Morgan's show,
I made a lot of money because Carsey Warner and Monebox were the producers and they
produced big time stuff.
And what's the name from Saturday Night Live was one of the
producers. The head of Saturday Night Live.
Lord Michaels. Lord Michaels was one of the producers.
So you get a lot of money on
those. But cable, you don't get the same money.
So you say the Boondocks and Black Jesus
don't pay you well. Not as much as I
need, I deserve.
No. Boondocks is gone. That's is going to pay you well. Not as much as I need, I deserve. Yeah. No,
Boondocks is gone.
That's canceled.
I know,
the last season was so bad.
Yeah,
well,
because Aaron Magruder
did not write those scripts.
Yeah.
He got tired
and they fired him
so they got somebody else.
They trying to get somebody
to imitate my voice.
We didn't want to do it
if Aaron Magruder
wasn't around.
So they're going to try
to get somebody
to do the whole casting thing to see who can talk like granddaddy.
So that wasn't you last season?
Yeah, that was me.
Okay, okay.
But they couldn't find anybody.
Yeah.
So that means we really.
You charged them double then?
We really had to.
I charged them the end, boy.
Then they had to pay me a whole season.
I ain't utter one word.
They paid me a whole season.
Wow.
Ooh, that money look good.
You should have seen that check.
Yeah, man.
You know, that bugged me out because I was such a big fan of the Boondocks.
And I'm like, how can they take something that Aaron created and just say you're not part of it anymore?
That's cold because he sold his rights to television.
He sold his rights to TV.
They never sell your stuff until they give you $20 million.
Wow.
He sold his rights.
And he can do a movie, but he's doing other stuff now.
Yeah, like Black Jesus. He's doing Black Jesus. That's going to be a big hit. You he's doing other stuff now. Yeah, like Black Jesus.
He's doing Black Jesus.
That's going to be a big hit.
You wait until this next season.
Oh, I love Black Jesus.
It's going to be a bigger.
They did the little show here, little easy show, 10 episodes to see if anybody like it.
And it went over big time.
And now this new season coming, they say they wrote a lot of new stuff and it's going to be too cold.
You play a homeless person in Black Jesus.
How did you prepare for that role?
Did you go sleep on the street every now and then?
No, I don't do that.
I used to wear two left boots.
I know by being broke.
So what happened was they didn't know that I was going to take the role.
They said, just do the little scene up front in the first one.
So I looked at the scene, and they gave me all the scripts for the
whole season to read and see what I like
about it. So I added my little lines
to this one. I said, this might be a good little role
for me to play the homeless man.
So I did it and they loved it.
So we negotiated
and I got
I'm one of the most favorite characters
in Black Jesus.
I live in a cardboard box.
And I don't wash up when I go to the show.
I don't comb my hair.
I don't brush my teeth.
I'm sure everyone appreciates it.
I go over there.
I'm telling you, it's the funniest role.
I have a lot of fun doing it.
And Corey will tell you, we have such good times.
That don't take you to a bad place, though?
Because you said you grew up poor.
No, no.
You're like, I can't wait to get out these homeless clothes.
Oh, no.
Matter of fact, the clothes i'm using on this show the same clothes i wore on
hollywood shuffle okay i played a homeless man on hollywood i saved the whole outfit
you wouldn't believe it 18 years ago i saved the outfit in a bag and put it in my closet
in my garage you got you and i found the Wow. And I gave it to the wardrobe department.
They did four or five copies of the same
clothes and gave me my old outfit back. Same clothes
I wore. You look at the Hollywood
Shuffle when I'm sitting on the ground eating the whole cakes
and they didn't sell.
That's the same outfit.
Wow. Well, you're going to be
performing this weekend. Yeah.
Tell us your notes.
Yeah, I know where I'm at. I'm being dead, dead, dead, dead,. Yeah, I know where I'm at.
I'm being dead,
dead, dead, dead,
you know.
You know where I'm at.
Gotham Comedy Club.
Gotham, I said Gotham.
Gotham Comedy Club.
What's the time?
You know the times?
Yeah, 8.30 tonight
and 10.30,
I'm just joking.
I knew it was Gotham.
8 tomorrow, Saturday
and one show Sunday at 8.
Okay.
Well, the Academy Award
is on Sunday.
Yep. I don't care about no Academy Award. I never did 8. Okay. Well, the Academy Award is on Sunday. Yep.
I don't care about
no Academy Award.
I never did watch that crap.
Nah, no way.
They make all the money.
They got all the big
breasts in France.
They got all the cars,
all the houses.
Then they give themselves
trophies.
The hell with them.
8 to 10 Friday,
8 to 10 Saturday,
and 8 on Sunday.
Check out John Witherspoon.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang, bang.
I have a cooking show
on YouTube called Cooking for
Poor People. Cooking for Poor People.
People gotta start checking that.
It's gonna be a lot of pork on that. No, ain't no pork in it.
Chicken. Okay. Chicken.
It's called Cooking for Poor People because when you're hungry,
everything tastes good. What's a good recipe?
What's a good quick recipe? Yeah, I need something.
Something with chicken.
Something with chicken and I need hot sauce.
I like hot sauce and I like chicken.
You should eat
Chicken
Rosemary chicken
With pesto pasta
That don't sound like
Something poor people
Can afford
That don't sound poor
No you ain't got nothing
But you go in the yard
And get you some pesto
I mean some
Whatever
And you get the chicken
You cook it in the pan
Okay
And make some pasta
With some pesto sauce on top
Gotcha
Yeah
But you get rosemary.
I got rosemary in my garden.
Cooking for poor people. Because when you're hungry,
everything tastes good.
But I do a lot of funny stuff.
My stuff is funny. It ain't like I'm just
cooking out of the series.
I'm talking about everything in the world.
I'm doing the ISIS and doing
about the ISIS people.
I call it is-is. I try to make funny jokes about ISIS. I'm doing the ISIS and doing about the ISIS people and jumping.
I call it is, is.
And I ain't messing with them.
Try to make funny jokes about ISIS.
What do you think about older men dating younger women,
like a 25-year-old dating a 17-year-old?
25-year-old making a choice at 17, that ain't old.
Yeah, it ain't old, right?
No, heck no.
17, make it 18.
In case something go down.
You want to cover yourself. She's she's legal yeah but make it 18
you can't miss 17
you don't want to be on TV
and handcuffed and everything
with the t-shirt across your shoulders
25 and 18
bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang
I wish I could get me a
I'll take a 35-year-old woman.
You still get groupies?
They still fine.
No, I got groupies, but I have a wife.
Oh, okay.
But ain't nothing wrong with a 35-year-old woman.
They fine.
You still bang a young girl every now and then?
No.
He's married.
He's shot a man with that little woman.
That's not too old.
I mean, I look at the little girls and hug them.
I might hug them a little too long.
That might be a little molest in there, but...
But no. No, I don't mess around. little girls and hug them. I might hug them a little too long. That might be a little molest in there, but...
But no.
No, I don't mess around.
I count my money. You have no
idea how happy I am
to be counting my money.
I know you got it. All the stuff you've done, I'm sure
you've just been saving your checks.
Plus, I bought property. I got about
eight homes. There you go.
I had an apartment built in Beverly Hills.
I'm out there watering the grass, and they called the police on me.
Really?
No, they did not really call the police on you.
Yeah.
Some old lady said, some black man out here watering the grass.
He might be ready to steal something.
And the police came in.
What'd they say?
They said, oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Witherspoon.
I'll be so mad.
If you was Mexican, they wouldn't have called the police on you.
No, they wouldn't have called.
Mexican watering the grass in LA.
OK, that sounds about right.
Do me next.
It's your time.
You let him go.
That's all right.
But you got to make yourself, because you work hard, you're supposed to enjoy yourself
when you work that hard, enjoy yourself.
What do you drive?
It seems like you drive an old school Cadillac or something.
No, no.
I have about eight cars.
Wow.
Yeah, but I collect old cars.
Like what?
I have a 1964 Morgan.
It's an English car.
I know, with the round, with the oval lights.
With the oval lights, yeah.
And I have a 1964 Triumph TR4.
You know what that look like?
Okay.
And I have a 1955 Bentley.
Wow.
And I have a 1984 Rolls Royce.
And I have a 1995 Range Rover. I have a 1995 Range Rover.
I have a 2004 Range Rover.
But I love cars.
Yeah, me too.
72 Mercedes.
Nothing new, nothing new, because I know them old ones.
I never drive.
You got to put a lot of work with them old cars sometimes. You buy them when they're all pristine.
You don't buy them with snow tires on in June.
We appreciate you joining us again, man.
Oh, man, it's fun to be here.
John Witherspoon, it's The Breakfast Club.
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