The Breakfast Club - Lets Pretend You Are a Porn Director
Episode Date: May 31, 2019Today on the show we had 2020 Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren stop by to speak on tax corporate profits, once identifying as Native American and more. Also, since it is Freaky Friday, we opene...d up the phone lines to see what our listeners theme would be if they were a porn director after Willow Smith was given an offer to direct an adult film. Also Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to the owner of Mirage Beer company for having Crips and Bloods inspired beers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
We need help!
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series,
The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.
After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast
Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into
their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions,
but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best.
And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never
heard her before. Listen to
On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
And Charlamagne Tha God.
The Breakfast Club, bitches.
The voice of the culture.
People watch The Breakfast Club for like news and really be tuned in.
It's one of my favorite shows to do.
Just because y'all always keep it 100, y'all keep it real.
They might not watch the news, but they're on Twitter.
They're on Facebook.
They're, you know, they're listening to The Breakfast Club.
Get your ass up. Good morning, Charlamagne. Good morning, Angelie.
Peace to the planet.
It's Friday.
It's Friday, and for some people, it's payday.
Is it payday for us?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Drop on the cruise bombs for us, goddammit.
I love when it's Friday and we just got paid.
I like when that direct deposit hit.
You know what, man?
I'm tired.
And the reason I'm tired is
because... You were watching the game last night?
I did watch the game last night, but I also went to
therapy yesterday, and therapy is very
exhausting sometimes, like just mentally
and emotionally draining.
And so after I did therapy, I thought I was going to go to the gym,
but I was like, nah, I didn't have nothing left.
I did run for 30 minutes,
but that's about it. But I did stay up and watch the game
last night. So yes, I am tired this morning.
How was Drake acting last night?
Listen, I don't have no problem with Drake on the sidelines.
Drake is a super fan.
You know what I mean?
I know he's a super fan of the Toronto Raptors,
but you also got to keep in mind he's got a tattoo of Kevin Durant
and Steph Curry's number on his arm as well.
You know what I mean?
So if I was the Golden State Warriors,
I wouldn't do anything but use Drake as motivation. They lost game one. I don't think the Raptors win any more games. But, hey, what do I mean? So if I was the Golden State Warriors, I wouldn't do anything but use Drake as motivation.
They lost game one.
I don't think the Raptors win any more games.
But, hey, what do I know?
I'm not a basketball analyst.
I'm not Stephen A. Smith or Max Kellerman.
All right.
Well, another thing that happened last night.
Did you stay up to watch the spelling bee?
What spelling bee?
You know the national spelling bee?
Scripps National Spelling Bee?
Why would I watch the spelling bee when I was on the NBA finals game?
It came on ESPN. How do you spell ESPN? I don't know. What happened? Why would I watch a spelling bee when I was an NBA finals game on? It came on ESPN.
How do you spell ESPN?
I don't know.
What happened?
Why is that a thing?
Well, it was historic.
We'll talk about it.
You know, you never watch the spelling bee?
Yeah, Akilah.
Dropping a clues bomb for Akilah.
She still the champ?
Anyway, I'll tell you why it was unprecedented.
It actually ended this morning.
So imagine that with these kids.
These kids are amazing.
Yeah, but the thing about those spelling bees.
They can spell all these words that you definitely, I can't, I don't even, I never even heard of them.
That's my point.
They be, like, they be having to spell words that nobody's ever heard of.
But they know them.
And they're able to do it.
Can you use them in a sentence, though?
I don't think, if you can't use a word in a sentence, it's a pointless word.
Listen, the way that they're able to spell these words, they definitely know how to use them in a sentence.
Give me a word that they spelled.
Okay.
I can't even pronounce this.
Snuffleupagus.
S-N-U-F-F-A-L.
Nope.
Already wrong.
There's no A in snuffleupagus.
Okay.
Well, not there.
I think it's snuffle.
Well, listen, you know what I can spell?
Snuffleupagus.
I can spell Elizabeth.
I can spell Elizabeth.
Spell it.
Liz.
Can you spell Liz?
L-I-Z.
But E-L-I-Z-A-B-E-T-H.
And that's exactly who's going to be here with us this morning.
2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren.
Send it to Elizabeth Warren.
She'll be here.
All right.
Can't wait to hear what she has to say.
She's actually was not favored at all to even make it this far.
People, when she first announced that she was running, were like, eh, she's out of here.
But it looks like people are starting to take to her.
But she hasn't made it in any way yet.
I mean, it's still early.
Well, a lot more people like her than was anticipated.
She's surging in the polls a little bit right now.
All right, well.
We'll talk to Elizabeth Warren next hour,
but we got front page news coming up next year.
Yes, we are going to be talking about
the National Spelling Bee,
and we'll tell you why it was unprecedented.
This is the first time anything like this has ever
happened in H-I-S-T-O-R-Y.
H-I-S-T-O-R-Y. Oh, history.
Okay. Listen, I know
another thing I can spell. I can spell Cardi, god
damn it. And have you heard the new Body B record
pressed? No, I haven't heard it. This is my tune
right here. I heard this a while ago and I'm
glad that it's finally out because now I got something new to do some
cardio to, man. So we're going to hear it this morning. We will play it right now drop on a cruise bomb for press dammit
Mr. Wells most dangerous morning show the Breakfast Club
Man nothing. I love more than hard ratchet female raps one time for body beat drop on a clues bombs for both parties
I love when a rapper blows up and has all this commercial success
But didn't still puts out hard-ass records like that like Don't conform to the system. We are the system, okay?
All right.
Front page news, Yeen.
We were already talking about the NBA Finals,
and we're talking about the Raptors'
118-109 victory over the Warriors
in Game 1.
Now, Drake, of course, was a storyline yet again.
He did wear, like you said
earlier, a Del Curry jersey.
That's Steph Curry's father, and he also played for the Raptors
during his final three NBA seasons back in 1999 to 2002.
And it was autographed right on the ass part.
In addition to that, as you stated, he does have tattoos for Steph Curry
and Kevin Durant, number 30 gifted, and the other one says number 35 snipe.
I don't know why he would ever get a number 35 tattoo,
as if that's going to be Kevin Durant's number forever.
Was that Kevin Durant's number in Oklahoma?
I don't remember.
All right.
Well, Drake also exchanged words with Draymond Green,
and he told him he's trash after the game.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
I mean, he didn't mean that, right?
I mean, do you even take that serious?
Because I'm sure Draymond and Drake are friends in real life.
Do you even take that serious?
Um, I don't know.
I don't know.
I can't tell you how he feels about it.
It probably is annoying, though.
I'm sure it's irritating.
I mean, he's trolling, so that's the point of it.
Draymond had a good stat line last night.
If I'm not mistaken, Draymond almost had a triple-double.
All right, well, if you want to know how Draymond responded, here it is.
It wasn't really a scuffle because I didn't hit him and he didn't hit me
or I didn't push him or he didn't push me.
We talked.
We barked a little bit, but I wouldn't necessarily consider that a scuffle.
Not really what I personally would consider a scuffle.
So it's probably annoying at that point.
I don't see how you caught Draymond trash.
Draymond had a triple-double last night.
Now, NBA Commissioner Adam Silver said,
I think in the case of Drake, as I've said before,
I mean, we certainly appreciate his superfan status,
and I know he's beloved in the community of Toronto,
but at the same time, I think there are appropriate lines
that shouldn't be crossed in terms of how a competing team is addressed
or the officials for that matter.
Every arena needs a superfan
because mascots don't do what they're supposed
to do anymore.
When was the last time
you seen a hype mascot?
A hype mascot?
Yeah.
When was the last time
you seen an actual hype mascot
like the Chicago Bulls mascot
or the Brooklyn Nets mascot?
You don't see hype mascots anymore.
I would say the 76ers
when I went to that game.
That mascot was going crazy.
Well, that's what we need.
You need either a super mascot
or a super fan.
I'm not mad at Drake for that.
He also posted a picture, Steph Curry's hair lint.
He put, for sale on my eBay right now, username DraymondShouldn'tWear23.
Jesus Christ.
And listen, if y'all really get mad at Drake, just accidentally throw a pass his way.
Hit him in the face with a basketball.
That's all.
That's all.
If he get on the court, he get too close, accidentally throwing a cyst in his chin.
All right, now let's talk about the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
It was unprecedented.
There was an eight-way tie that happened this morning.
They ran out of words for the contestants after 20 rounds.
How you run out of words?
Big-ass dictionary and all the words.
It was five and a half hours of words.
How you run out of words, though?
They didn't.
I guess people don't normally make it that far.
And the fact that they couldn't eliminate people and eight of these children were amazing.
Listen to some of these words.
E-L-A-S.
You are correct.
What?
P-E-N-D-E-L-O-Q-U-E.
Pandalox.
You are correct.
U-O-U-S-N-U-E, Pondalox. You are correct. Pondalox.
U-O-U-S-N-U-S.
You are correct.
Let me tell you something.
Now, normally, they would get $50,000 as a prize, right?
That's what happens.
And they said there's only ever been two-way ties before.
But this time, as an eight-way tie, they each are going to get $50,000 still.
So not have to split the purse.
They each will get $50,000.
Is that popping?
What?
Like if you win a spelling bee.
Hell yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's amazing.
I can't.
Can you spell erysipelas?
Yes, I can.
Let me hear it.
E-R-R-O-R syphilis.
It's not syphilis.
What'd you say?
Erysipelas.
Oh, what is that?
You think it's syphilis.
It's E-R-Y-S-I-P-E-L-A-S.
But what is it?
I don't know.
See, that's my point.
Why do you keep spelling words that you don't even know what they are?
These kids probably know what it is.
Yeah, these kids probably don't know.
Yeah, we don't know.
That's a great, I would love to know that.
Do these kids actually know what these things are they're spelling?
I think if you can spell erysipelas, you know what it is.
That's true.
All right, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Front Page News.
All right, we got Get It Off Your Chest coming up right now.
1-800-585-1051.
Do you want to vent?
All right?
Do you want to drain yourself the way I drained myself in therapy yesterday?
Okay?
Sounds like you have erysipelas.
I don't know what that is.
It does sound like something that you've got to go get a shot for.
It is.
Jesus Christ.
All right, call us right now.
It's Get It Off Your Chest, The Breakfast Club.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired? Depressed, a little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Laudonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
Why can't I trade my own country?
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets. Bullets.
Bullets.
We need help!
We need help!
We still have the off-road portion to go.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
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Hey, guys.
I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their
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and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about
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we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For
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myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're
going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
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That's when you can tell us if you're mad, if you're upset,
or if you're really happy because it's Friday.
1-800-585-1051.
We do have Rick
from Brooklyn.
What's up, Rick?
What's going on, Angela?
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
Peace, Rick.
How you doing, King?
I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Yo, so I called you yesterday,
but I was on hold.
I had to hang up
because I was done with work.
And I was going to talk about
us having like
a slow music year.
I felt like
we weren't having as many albums out like we did last year.
Fire albums, at least.
I know why she came out.
But that Cardi record is fire.
Yeah, Cardi record fire.
She might be the hardest out.
Yeah, I've been like impressed for a minute.
Yo, I think she's the hardest out.
I don't know.
Hard as what?
Rap period right now.
Okay, she popping, popping.
I like Cardi.
Cardi lit.
I mean, it has been a slow rap year, it seems like.
I know 2 Chainz came out.
DaBaby came out.
YG came out.
Boogie.
Boogie.
Yeah, Boogie.
But you just got on Boogie.
No, you know what's so crazy?
Hey, my producer Dan been trying to get me to listen to Boogie for months.
I'm talking about sending me, I mean, always sending me Boogie projects,
like, listen to Boogie.
Yo, also, right, but I think you did something the other day for Laura London,
and I've been wanting to call in to commend you on doing that.
I mean, that was a good gesture on your part.
You have a decent streak in you sometimes, man.
Sometimes.
Hey, man, you know. Appreciate you, brother.
All right.
Let's talk to Incredible.
What's up, Incredible?
Get it off your chest.
It's Friday.
Okay.
Hi, guys.
Good morning.
Hey.
Hi.
I just want to say Golden Cross on *** Avenue and *** Street are never open at 7 a.m.
for breakfast.
And they're supposed to open at 7. They're supposed to open at 7..m. for breakfast. And they're supposed to open at 7.
They're supposed to open at 7, and you see two people,
the chairs are still on their desks, on the tables,
and you have hungry people waiting outside for the cheap breakfast.
You know, the good, healthy, ackee, saltfish, cantaloupe.
No, you have to wait until 7.20 when they're ready.
I'm not going to lie, Incredible, you know I have a juice bar in Brooklyn that opens at 7.
And sometimes they be opening at 7.07.
They be late coming in at 7.10.
It's very annoying.
They serve all that at Golden Crush?
They serve Aki and Saltfish at Golden Crush?
Yes.
Wow.
Yes.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
It's good.
I mean, they still make their business.
But at 7 o'clock, you should be open for the 7
o'clock people. Yeah, because you might be on your way
to work, and now I'm late to work waiting for my ackee
and sawfish. Yes, ma'am.
That's it right there. As long
as it's worth the wait, though.
It kind of is, but
I don't want to be late and get fired either for
some sawfish. Yeah, you definitely don't.
Alright. Thank you, Incredible.
You hear that, Golden Crescent?
What's good? We got Stephen on the line.
What's up, Stephen? What's up?
Get it up your chest. What up, King?
How you? What up, King?
Thank you for being on time today.
I need my yo-yo-yo
in the morning. I ain't gonna lie, being on time
is overrated. You've been late.
That's my days.
This is my day started.
I was actually surprised to see him this morning.
I was like, whoa, what are you doing here?
Yeah, you're always late. Alright,
well, Brandon, we just learned that
Charlamagne worked at Golden Crust
that they'd be opening very late every day.
My contract says I can get here 6.05.
Alright, we're doing Get It Off Your Chest.
1-800-585-1051 is the number.
Call us up on a Friday.
The Breakfast Club.
This is your time to get it off your chest,
whether you're mad or blessed.
You better have the same energy.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
What's up?
We are getting it off our chest on this Friday.
Trav.
Oh, what's up, Yee?
I'm trying to intro you.
Oh, my bad. No, I can't stand the s*** that's always in their drawers on Instagram. Like, damn.
Seems like you would like it.
What's up, Yee?
What's up, Trav?
How you doing, boo? What's up, Shark?
What up, sis? How you?
We're envious.
You know what? He's not here today.
I don't know what happened.
I'm going to be honest.
What's going on?
Are we getting a e-mix today?
Of course not.
Yeah, he's not having that.
You know, Envy 2 is insecure for that.
Right.
Look, June 9th.
I hope you still have a pencil in for me to see if you can make it.
There's Pride Parade in Philadelphia.
June 9th.
It starts at 11 a.m.
And I would still love for you to come and experience
Philadelphia Pride Parade and to see how amazing it is.
Like, for some reason, people think that it's inappropriate.
And, like, there are no glory holes around.
There's no sex stages.
There's no cocky stages.
What are you wearing?
What are you wearing?
Right, what you say, Sean?
What's the point of coming in?
Pause. You just took all the fun out's the point of coming in? Pause.
You just took all the fun out of the situation.
You can always come.
Yo, y'all stupid, man.
So, Chad, what are you going to wear?
Well, I'm marching with my company, so we have our little company shirts.
But afterwards, I normally just walk around with my shirt off.
Chad, you always have your damn shirt off.
It don't matter if it's a parade or not.
Also, my podcast is dropping June 9th.
Oh, perfect timing.
I love it.
Yes, it's been overwhelming and stressful and exciting and fun,
and I'm nervous and all that in one.
I'm so excited you're doing this podcast, man.
I cannot wait to hear it.
You got to come up and promote it, too, with us.
I definitely appreciate it. I definitely appreciate it. Char. Yes, man. I cannot wait to hear it. You got to come up and promote it too with us. I definitely appreciate it.
I definitely appreciate it.
Yes, sir.
You need to come out on June 9th, put your little Daisy Dukes on.
Hey!
Come on out and represent.
I feel like we in San Antonio that weekend.
No, wait.
No, we're not.
Yes, we are.
No, no, no, no, no.
Actually, my brother told me, because my older brother lives in San Antonio,
and he said that y'all have some event,
because he raps.
He said that he's opening up for the breakfast time.
And I was like,
I don't think they're going to be out there.
No, we get back on Sunday.
Nice, bright and early.
Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
Because I'm actually going to be in D.C. that weekend,
because Taraji P. Henson is having this mental health weekend in D.C.,
and then I'm going to San Antonio.
And then on Sunday...
My brother's opening up for y'all. Oh, I can't wait. Well, you tell him to hit us up then I'm going to San Antonio. And then on Sunday... My brother's opening up for y'all.
Oh, I can't wait. Well, you tell him to hit us up.
I'm definitely not going now.
All right. He may DJ while I'm out there. I'm going to tell him.
All right. Thank you, Trav.
Good luck with everything. Keep me updated.
I'm definitely not about to show up at no event.
Trav Brothers is opening up. Yes, you are.
All right. Watch this. All right. We got
Snackman on the line. Snackman, you want to get it off your chest?
Yo, what's up, Angela?
How are you?
Snack Man is our resident comedian.
He does stand up, and he always has a joke.
So let's hear your joke on this Friday to get our day started off.
Very good, Angela.
Let me tell you why I'm called Snack Man.
Okay.
In college, I used to sell candy bar chips and drinks out of my room.
They don't call me Snack Man because I had the first ever dorm bodega.
That wasn't a joke, E.
He was telling me it's like bio.
I opened a business because I wanted to meet people, yo.
I didn't know I'd be getting girls
every 20 days wanting chocolate.
Yo, when I opened up the shop,
yo, I had all their menstruation on me.
Bido, tampons, and condoms.
I just put them on a bag and sit here.
That's like three to five days. I'll see you next time. Why didn't he call you period man instead of snack man?
Very good.
I went to stand up last week and I did my stage joke and I killed.
Check out my video.
WMDC.
Holla.
That never happened.
WMDC.
That never happened.
Snack man never got on nobody's stand up stage And killed anything
That never happened
Well that was
Get it off your chest
I hope y'all all
Started off your Friday
Right this morning
Getting it off your chest
If you couldn't get through
You can hit us up on Twitter
And maybe we'll read it
Later on during the morning
No you gotta vent man
I'm telling you
I was in therapy yesterday
And it was a very
Emotionally draining experience
Like sometimes you just need
To just get things
Off your chest for real
For real
Alright now here you got
A rumor report coming up?
Yes, let's talk about Willow Smith.
She has an offer to direct a movie, but you won't believe what kind of movie it is.
All right, we're going to talk about it when we come back.
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Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee.
I have no idea what DJ and me are doing.
Me neither.
I just know he's not here. I didn't even know he wasn't
going to be here. I saw it on the schedule.
Okay, well we got the rumor report coming up and we're about
to talk about Lil Durk's murder charge.
She's spilling the tea.
This is the rumor report
with Angela Yee on The Breakfast
Club. Well, a
couple of days ago when Lil Durk posted
turning myself in tomorrow, everybody was like
turning yourself in. People didn't even know
that he was wanted, but there
was a warrant that was issued for his arrest
and that's all in connection
with the shooting now. They have since released his
mugshot and the charges are
criminal attempt to commit murder,
aggravated assault, which is shooting at,
unlawful for a person employed by
associated with criminal street gang to conduct participating criminal activity.
Possession of a firearm during commission of a felony.
And possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
So, there's five felony charges.
And they're saying that the shooting happened February 5th at a restaurant called The Varsity.
They said there was a man who was suffering from a gunshot wound.
And they recovered 13 shell casings from a rifle and pistol at the scene. They said there was a man who was suffering from a gunshot wound and they recovered 13 shell casings
from a rifle
and pistol at the scene
and they also found
a firearm.
They said the shooting victim
was rushed to a hospital,
underwent surgery,
did survive,
but they said
there were two witnesses
and they said the victim
appeared to be
in a verbal dispute
with an unknown black male
before the shooting.
So what's Dirk
actual's charge?
Murder?
Well, the guy's not dead,
so it's not murder, but attempted murder.
There's five different charges.
Okay.
Which I read already, so.
That sucks.
Yeah, it definitely does.
It's going to cost him a lot of money in lawyer fees and bail and things of that nature.
All right.
Well, speaking of lawyer fees, R. Kelly is facing 11 new charges in Illinois for abuse and sexual assault.
So there are upgraded and added charges,
and there's still original charges that are active,
but they're saying this is the most serious class of felony
short of murder in Illinois, what he's facing.
They make it short.
They trap all Kelly in a closet this time.
Yeah, so some of those charges include
five counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse,
four counts of aggravated criminal sexual assault, four counts of aggravated criminal sexual assault,
and two counts of criminal sexual assault.
He's accused of committing an act of sexual penetration on a victim.
That victim is listed as JP by the use of force or threat of force sometime in 2010.
Jesus.
He's also accused of forcing contact between his penis and the alleged victim's mouth.
And they're also saying that JP was under the age of 18 at the time of the offense.
So he'll be back in court next week.
I don't feel like that's big news like it probably should be.
You think people are just numb to it at this point?
Well, he's facing six to 30 years mandatory.
Yeah, I think that's what people are waiting for.
People are just waiting for R. Kelly to finally get sentenced for the, you know, rejoice.
Now, maybe we should have him sit down with Mike Tyson
because Mike Tyson is still punching people.
Whack 100, he was on Mike Tyson's podcast, Hot Boxing with Mike Tyson.
We told you already that there was some type of altercation,
and Mike Tyson apparently punched Whack 100.
Now, according to Whack, this is what he had to say about the situation.
Like Muhammad Ali said, I'm still pretty.
Got a little headache still, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Got to lay down a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Give me my pain pills.
I got to take them in now.
All right.
Now, according to reports, I guess Mike Tyson got upset because Wack was saying that or insinuating that Tupac was gay.
Jesus Christ.
That's what the report is.
Let me tell you something.
Mike Tyson is, what, 50-something years old?
So that means he's developing that old man strength,
and he's still got that muscle memory to know how to throw a mean 3-4 piece.
Mike will still knock you out.
Don't get it twisted.
But if you're a boxer, even if you're retired, right,
aren't your hands registered as lethal weapons?
I don't know anything about that.
I doubt it.
You don't box no more.
I know, but I still thought that you had to register your hands and that it's illegal.
That's why boxers can't just get into fights with people.
I mean, I really don't know.
I've heard that.
I don't know how true it is.
At this point, Mike Tyson is a civilian.
He's been a civilian for a long time.
So, try your luck.
Okay, now let's talk about Willow Smith.
She was on Red Table Talk, and she had some things to say about her appreciation of porn.
I'm down for the expensive-looking stuff, you know.
I'm down for the artistic, you know.
Oh, Jesus.
If it's artsy.
Lord have mercy.
What?
I got three daughters, ma'am.
I just know eventually all of that is coming.
I mean, my daughter's 10.
The other one's three.
The other one's seven months.
So I got a little while.
But Lord have mercy.
How old is Willow?
How old is Willow Smith?
She's a teenager, right?
Lord have mercy.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me tell you Willow Smith's age.
It's just certain things.
But now she has an offer and she can actually direct porn.
Lord have mercy.
What? Adult film star Brie Mills is saying that she's an award and she can actually direct porn. Adult film star
Brie Mills is saying that she's
an award winning adult filmmaker. She's not a film
porn star but she is
offering Willow the opportunity
to make porn. She said thank
you for the public statements you recently made about
the negative impacts of stigmatizing
porn. Adult films that are artistic
and progressive provide an opportunity
for people to explore and connect
around issues of sexuality.
Willow Smith is 18, by the way.
Salute to Will Smith. Will, I feel your pain.
You know what I'm saying? But there's nothing
you can do. All our daughters are going to grow up one day.
And you know what I tell guys all the time?
Eventually, your daughter is going to have
sex with somebody. You know why? Because you're having sex
with somebody's daughter. And it's just hard
truth that you've got to embrace. You've got to? Because you're having sex with somebody's daughter. And it's just hard truth that you gotta embrace. You gotta embrace
the fact that your mama was somebody's
daughter, your grandma was somebody's daughter,
your aunt was somebody's daughter, your sister was
somebody's daughter, and now you got daughters.
And guess what you was doing to somebody's daughter.
So guess what somebody's eventually gonna do to yours.
Well, hopefully
you like the guy.
Right?
I guess, man.
Okay.
That's going to be a funny day when she comes to you and she's like, Dad.
Dad what?
I'm thinking about.
Take all that deal, Mama.
I don't know.
I want to keep the innocence in my mind.
No, she should be able to have the lines of communication open with you so she can come to you.
I fully am. What is she like, Dad can come to you. I've fully embraced.
What is she like, Dad, how do you suck?
Lord have mercy.
Listen, I haven't fully embraced the fact that that's going to happen, but I know it's going to happen.
It definitely is.
And you know you have to tell her the right way to do things so she's good.
Man, shut up.
All right, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report.
That would be a good name for a book, though, like a fatherhood book.
Like, guys, one day your daughter is going to suck
and other things that you have to worry about as a father.
There you go. Book number four.
No, I'm not doing it.
I'm not even putting that out there into the universe.
All right. Well, coming up, we got front page news.
Yes, please change the subject.
And we will change the subject.
And yes, so front page news.
We'll talk about Donald Trump and how he is, again, threatening Mexico.
We'll tell you how.
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I don't bluff, bro.
Hey, it's Friday!
I'm just trying to act fake hype because I'm tired.
I know.
I got stuff to do all weekend.
Sometimes Fridays feel like it's the beginning of more work.
Not for me.
I'm sleeping all weekend.
All right.
Front page news.
The Raptors beat the Warriors in Game 1 of the NBA Finals,
118-109.
Game 2 is Sunday night.
Nothing to worry about here, folks.
I see a lot of people saying Raptors in 6.
It's not going to happen in that way.
All right?
It wouldn't even shock me if the Raptors don't win another game.
But don't quote me.
I'm no Max Kellerman or Stephen A. Smith, okay?
All right.
Now, Donald Trump, people are upset because he is threatening to impose new tariffs on Mexico
if they don't step up their immigration enforcement actions.
You know, he doesn't want them over here.
Now, Trump said in a White House statement the first round of tariffs would start on June 10th
with 5% on all goods imported from Mexico.
And if Mexico does not act as Donald Trump demands,
then those tariffs will go up to 10% by July,
15% by August, 20% by September.
Jesus Christ.
And then a permanent level of 25% by October.
Well, tequila and avocados just got more expensive.
I am not playing with y'all.
My God.
So, yeah.
Hey.
I don't know if this is the solution, but.
Salute to Bob Pittman.
Send me a few bottles of Casa Dragones now.
That's all you care about?
Send me a few bottles of Casa Dragones now before the price gets too high.
It's already high.
The only time I have Casa Dragones is when we go out to eat with Bob Pittman or at an iHeart event.
No, you know what, though?
He's never sent us any.
Don't put me in that.
I know, I know. We know you get special treatment. I get sent plenty. But I do buy it when I'm what, though? He's never sent us any. Don't put me in that. Oh, okay. I know, I know.
We know you get special treatment.
I get sent plenty, okay?
But I do buy it when I'm out, though.
I really do enjoy it.
But if they put a 20% tax on it, I'm going to be drinking water.
Okay.
Well, let's talk about in Nevada.
The governor has signed a bill to restore voting rights to convicted felons.
So he said, I just signed two criminal justice reform bills
that will restore fairness and justice to thousands of Nevadans.
I'm so excited about the positive impact these bills will have on our communities,
especially communities of color.
So that is amazing that that bill just got signed.
What's the bill again?
To restore voting rights to convicted felons.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got you, got you.
That's actually good, though, because, you know, a lot of people that
are convicted felons are black and brown people.
You know? So that can really
sway elections. It will re-enfranchise
77,000 people from Nevada.
That's a lot of votes. Yeah, that's amazing.
All it takes is, I mean, the difference between
winning and losing could be a couple hundred
votes. 77,000 definitely sways things.
So that legislation will go into effect
on July 1st.
Alright, now
there's going to be some issues in Georgia when it comes
to Disney, Netflix, and Warner Media. They're saying
their new abortion law may push people to
not film in Georgia.
So these big entertainment companies are now
saying they may stop producing movies
and TV shows in Georgia if this
new abortion law takes effect.
So that's their way of standing up.
I'm all for it.
They're saying, according to a bill that earlier this month,
the governor, Brian Kemp, signed that would ban abortions
if a fetal heartbeat can be detected.
That's usually at about six weeks of pregnancy,
and they are planning to have that take effect on January 1st.
So, like, again, I said, Disney, Netflix, and WarnerMedia
may push their movies out of Georgia if something like this happens.
Now, I'm all for that.
I'm all for that.
But how is it going to work when the majority of states
start passing those laws?
Where are these people going to film?
Well, there's still not a majority at all of states.
It's going to get there.
It's growing every day.
Yeah, I think in certain places, yes.
And I think these laws are being challenged
and courts are challenging them, and women's
right groups are challenging them as well.
So we just have to make sure that we keep on
speaking our voices because obviously that brings
a lot of money and business into Georgia
when these movies are filming. They get a lot of
tax breaks. Exactly. Because they're trying
to entice filmmakers and producers to come
there and film and work, but it's going to
affect them a lot. And that's why they've gotten out of, you know, the more liberal states
like the Californians and the New Yorks,
because the taxes are too high to film there.
So they go to those smaller states to film because they can save more money.
This is a good time for us to offer some tax breaks.
Come here and film.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your Front Page News.
Yes.
Now tell them who's joining us next.
Well, we have 2020
presidential candidate
Senator Elizabeth Warren.
I saw Envy just tweeted out, Elizabeth Warren is here.
You ain't even here. I know.
He has some nerve. You're not even here.
Why didn't you just tweet that out? Go back to sleep.
All right? But Elizabeth Warren
will be joining us when we come back. It's the world's most dangerous
morning show, The Breakfast Club.
E.J. Envy, Angela
Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. E.J. Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne
the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special
guest in the building. Yes, indeed.
2020 presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren.
Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Elizabeth, please. Good morning.
What about Liz? Liz, I like that.
Alright. What's happening, Liz?
Oh, man, we're out there having fun.
Fun? Let's start off
with why getting to this race?
Yeah, why should Liz be running for president?
Because there is so much change we need to make in this country,
and 2020 is our big chance to do it.
You know, I think of 2020 as this is going to decide the direction
this country goes for generations to come.
And, man, we've come to the fork in the road here.
Right.
Is it really a fork in the road?
We just know we're going in the wrong direction.
It's not really a fork.
Well, you know, but that's the point,
is we've got to make choices.
It's not just not Trump.
I get that.
You know, we're all on board, or not all of us,
but I mean, a bunch of folks are on board for that.
But it's okay.
So what direction are we going to go from there?
Because you've got to think about what's been broken for how long in a country to end up with
a guy like Donald Trump as president of the United States. What are some things that alarm
you the most right now? Oh, God. It's how much division and hate he stirs up, how he embraces the racists, the nativists, the sexists.
You know, it's like everybody.
It's fine somebody to hang on.
I look at everything like being with the women's right to choose right now and so many different states passing all these policies.
And it's that's alarming to me.
Yes, it is.
It's very alarming.
And it's alarming because it's right now it's gaining momentum.
It's not one.
And then everybody said, whoa, back off.
It's like one.
And then some the next state says, oh, we can do better than that.
We can go further than that.
We can push harder than that.
And you're just watching them roll up one after another after.
And here's the thing.
Here's what keeps getting me about this.
We live in a democracy, right?
I mean, at least that's the theory right behind it.
The overwhelming majority of people do not want to see us overturn Roe versus Wade.
You know, and it's true on one thing after another.
I proposed a wealth tax.
Overwhelming majority of people say,
that's a great idea. And I'm not just talking Democrats. I'm talking Democrats, Republicans,
independents, a majority, overwhelming majority of people. And we ought to help cancel student loan debt. Explain to people what wealth tax is. If they first time they just heard you say it,
what is the wealth tax? Okay. So anybody who owns a home has been paying a wealth tax. It's just called a property tax, right? The difference for me is what I want
to see us do across this country is to say to the top one-tenth of one percent, that's the fortunes
over 50 million dollars, that your 50 millionth and first dollar, you got to pitch in two cents in a tax.
This is after you make 50 million.
Not make it.
This is your fortune.
This is your fortune.
You got to pitch in two cents and then two cents on every dollar after that.
So a 2% tax if you make over 50 million.
If you've got over $50 million.
And just understand that's the top one-tenth of 1%. And this is your accumulated
assets everywhere. It's your real estate, but it's also your diamonds and your stock portfolio,
your Rembrandts, your yachts, whatever you've got. Two cents. And here's the deal. If that top
one-tenth of 1%, that's about 75,000 families in this country, pitched in two cents. You want to
know what we could do with it? You ready out your pencil by amazon you ready you could do
universal child care for every baby in this country age zero to five universal pre-k for
every three-year-old and four-year-old raise the wages of every childcare worker and preschool teacher to a professional level,
provide universal tuition-free technical school, two-year college, and four-year college for every kid,
put $50 billion into the HBCUs.
I'm with you.
And cancel student loan debt for 95% of those who've got student loan debt.
And knock back the whole opioid crisis by putting $100 billion into that.
Think how much money that is.
That's a lot of money.
Think how many lives you could touch.
If it's that easy, why don't people just do it?
Well, that's what I'm out here fighting for. No, but that's my point. That's why I'm in this fight. You ask me why I'm
in this fight? We make that change. Think how America looks different for so many people.
That'd be about 43 million Americans who would see student loan debt canceled. And by the way,
I just want to point out
on that one, black kids getting ready to go to school, more likely to borrow money to go to
college. I did borrow more money when they're in college and have more trouble paying the debt
when they get out of college. You do this one thing that I'm talking about, put this two cent
wealth tax in and then make these changes in the law.
Take that two cents and reinvest it in America.
And we would see the black-white wealth gap in America start to close.
You know what's crazy about that?
I just got robbed about a week ago from the IRS, right?
They robbed me, took all my money.
And then I look at Amazon.
Yeah.
$11.2 billion.
And they pay nothing in federal taxes?
Yep.
Yep.
So if anybody who's listening to this paid $1 in taxes last year or this past year, you paid more than Amazon. So Amazon gets up and announces publicly that they made $11.2 billion in profits, right? And then they turn around to
the IRS and say, oh, well, we actually meant to say zero because that's how much we're paying.
And in fact, they had the goal to actually ask for some tax refunds, right? So they actually
made money from the IRS. So here's my proposal for companies like Amazon, companies that make more than $100 million a year.
A lot of money.
Okay.
Whatever they say publicly, these are audited financial statements that they get out.
Whatever they say are their profits, then they have to pay 7% of that just across the board in taxes. 7%.
Right.
But then they can lie though, right?
No, no, no.
You don't want a lot of investors because you also want investors to want to continue to see
your company's doing well and say, this is what we made.
Bingo. Bingo. And they want to set their executive compensation on how much they announced publicly.
So they have every incentive. So my
view is why not just let the taxpayers say as well, you know what, we'll take that number too.
And we want 7%. Now you ready for the kind of money that will raise over 10 years? It's about
a trillion dollars. Again, that's money we can reinvest here in America. That's money we can build a country here that doesn't just work for this thin slice at the top,
but a country that works for everybody.
I got a lot of questions about that.
Number one, some people say Amazon, when they don't pay taxes, it enables them to hire more people.
So they'd be able to create more jobs.
Is that true? Why don't you do that? Why don't you just say, I tell you what, you quit paying taxes, it enables them to hire more people so they'd be able to create more jobs. Is that true?
Why don't you do that?
Why don't you just say, I tell you what, you quit paying taxes and you'll hire more people
and I'll do the same.
You want to do the same?
They'll still have enough money to hire people, even if they pay taxes on $11 billion.
Of course they will.
None of us like paying taxes.
Of course.
I get it.
But the difference is you haven't been able to lobby Congress nearly as successfully to get a bunch of loopholes and tricks and openings so that you don't have to pay anything at all.
I don't mind paying if I know what my money is going for.
And that's the problem.
We don't know who the hell FICA is now.
We don't know where our tax money is going now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's why I want to do my 2% wealth tax and say,
I'll tell you exactly where I'm going to spend that money.
I'll account for all the nickels
in it and where those nickels are going
to go is in making this country
work. All right, keep it locked. We have
more with Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's
DJ Envy, Angela
Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with presidential candidate 2020,
Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Charlamagne?
I want to clear up some stuff because there's a lot of criticism
that's said about you, so I want to give you the opportunity
to speak on these things.
The Native Americans, do you regret taking the DNA test?
Oh, look, I can't go back, but...
You know, you got to explain to a lot of people that don't know. Now, you came out
and said that you were Native American. Long ago.
And they found out that you weren't.
And people were very upset about that. The same for the people who don't know.
No, but a lot of people don't know. We don't have that much time.
Because we're putting people up to her as well. So, go ahead.
So, I grew up in Oklahoma.
I learned about my family the same way
most people learn about their family. From my mama
and my daddy and my aunts and my uncles.
And it's what I believe. But I'm not a person of color. I'm not a citizen of a tribe and I
shouldn't have done it. But what I, what I can do is try to be a good partner. And that's what I do
every day. So for example, in the things we're talking about here, what I want to see us do in education is I want to see us get rid of the student loan debt and make an investment in the historically black colleges and universities.
I want to see us in health care, address health care disparities and particularly maternal mortality rates for black women.
We've got serious problems.
I see you talk about reparations as well.
Yeah.
Your family told you you were Native American?
Yeah.
Charlamagne tells me I'm Dominican, but I don't believe it.
You are.
How long did you hold on to that?
Because there was some report that said you were Native American on your Texas bar license
and that you said you were Native American on some documents when you were a professor at Harvard.
Like, why'd you do that?
So, it's what I believe.
You know, that's, like I said, it's what I learned from my family.
Were there any benefits to that?
No.
Boston Globe did a full investigation.
It never affected, nothing about my family ever affected any job I ever got.
Couldn't get a discount in college.
You're kind of like the original Rachel Dozal a little bit.
Rachel Dozal's white woman pretending to be black.
No, this is what I learned from my family.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about the dreamers out there?
As you see your president is locking them up and sending them back,
what do you say to the dreamers?
What's your plan for the dreamers?
It's so heartbreaking to see all these kids that are dying.
He said you're president too, by the way.
Yeah, thanks.
He tried you just now.
Yeah, try me.
He tried you, Ms. Liz.
Yeah.
I got that. Yeah, thanks. He tried you just now. Yeah, try me. He tried you, Ms. Liz. Yeah. That's right. I got that.
I got that.
Not going there.
And all this fear that's being instilled in people that aren't familiar with people of
other races and other religions, and people just have this fear of something that's different.
Yeah.
What's the plan for the Dreamers?
So, look, we need a comprehensive plan here.
But for me, it's we got to protect the dreamers and they got to have a path to citizenship and you don't break up their families.
But it's also true for the people who are here, who aren't citizens.
We got to find a path to citizenship.
This makes no sense at all.
And we are a country for which immigration is not our weakness, it's
our strength. This is
what this country is based on. Yeah.
So you don't want to help build the wall.
No. That wall, come on.
That's not about...
But it's not about security.
That wall is about hatred.
Absolutely. It's about building a monument
to hate and division. It's a sign.
It is. And it is designed to be a sign.
That's the whole point.
What were your views back in the day?
Because if I read correctly, you were a Republican up until the mid-90s, I think until 96?
Nah.
I just wasn't politically active.
So you weren't a Republican?
No, no.
I was registered.
Okay, okay.
But I wasn't politically active.
I've always been in the policy end of it, what we need to be doing.
I got into the policy end of it in the fight around families who go broke
and how to protect those families
and what ultimately turned into what I think of as the bankruptcy war.
So what made you register as Republican back then?
Because that's the Reagan years.
That's the war on drugs.
I just wasn't politically active one way or the other. But I'll tell
you, when I got into the fight
on bankruptcy, and I looked
around and realized that all
of the Republicans lined up at the credit
card companies. Was your family Republican?
Is that why? Like, sometimes you do what
your family registers?
When I say we weren't active,
I actually don't even know.
I don't even know how they were.
You had a lot of confusion back in the day, Ms. Warren.
You thought you was Native American.
You thought you was Republican.
When did you get on the right track?
You got to a fork in the road at some point.
Yeah.
You know, a big part of it was when I got into the fights over,
you've got to make the law reflect our values.
You've got to have a law that doesn't just work for those at the top,
but that works for everyone else.
It's when I started to see that.
I think that's the big change.
You think a lot of that has to do with the fact America was never designed that way?
Like America was really designed for white males to succeed.
It was never designed for anybody else, really.
Yeah, and we've watched the effects of that. What does reparations
look like for you? Because I hear you say,
hey, black people need reparations, but what does that
look like? What's the plan for that? Because you've got a plan for everything.
We've got a plan. So the plan here has already
started in the House
and has already been introduced.
It's got, I think it's got about a hundred. HR40?
Yeah. It's got about a hundred co-sponsors.
I support this. And the idea
on this one is to say it's a complicated problem on both who gets it and what it's going to look like.
Why is it complicated?
Well, because experts who've been dealing with this for a long time, who've been trying to talk through what they think are the best ways to go about this, they have different points of view on how to do it. So what this says is let's put together a commission,
bring in the experts, and let's
really push a more
national, bigger, more front
and centered conversation about this.
I don't think it should be a conversation. I think that America
systemically did things to put black and brown
people in a terrible place, and they need to systemically do
something to get us out. I think that's right, but the question
is why? Yeah, what are they doing? I mean, the same
way we can figure out how they skim two cents
off all these,
or whatever,
whatever that,
what was it, two cents?
Two cents.
Yeah.
Off the wealth tax.
Absolutely.
There we go.
Because 90% of those people
probably, their companies
probably were built
off the backs of slaves,
more than likely.
So the point is, though,
you've got to figure out
what is the right way
to do the plan.
And what about
legalizing marijuana?
There's so many of us that have been arrested, got locked up, have records, are still in jail,
and it's legalized in a bunch of places.
What's your stance on that?
Okay, so I'm for legalization and for expunging records for people who've,
that's been the only thing that they've gotten pulled in on.
And look, a big part of it is exactly as
you say, it also has had a real racial dimension to it. The best evidence says blacks and whites
use marijuana at about the same rates, but blacks are far more likely to be arrested
than whites are. So I'm for full legalization. I also have a bill right now to say, you know,
this is one of those, you'll try anything you, you know, you try to get there partway.
I've got one co-sponsored with a Republican that says if the state has legalized it,
then the federal government backs off and the state's legalization in effect now controls.
It's not as good as doing it all the way across the country, but it's at least a start.
You know what I like about you? I like the fact that you have a plan for everything. But do you
think that Democrats are making the mistake of always talking about Trump and impeaching Trump
instead of actually talking about the issues more? Because I feel like we should be elevating the
things that you're saying in the media more than talking about impeaching Trump. That's what's
going to make me vote. I'm not going to vote just because you're anti-Trump. Right. So, you know, look, that's why I got in this,
is for the plans, is to talk about what's broken,
how we can fix it,
and how we got to build a grassroots movement
to make this happen.
Are you ready to get nasty with him, though?
Why are you ready?
It's already happening.
You know, we got to, but part of what we got to do,
I laugh and say that, we got to talk about the stuff, our vision of what this America could look like.
Well, thank you for joining us.
We appreciate it.
Thank you for having me.
You sure you just don't want to smack his toupee off one time?
Just once.
Just once.
Well, thank you, Liz.
You can't have sold a sitting president, Ms. Warren.
2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. Thank you for joining us. Warren. 2020 presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren.
Thank you for joining us.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God here.
Angelia, we are The Breakfast Club.
We have no idea what DJ NB is.
Can I turn my mic on?
Turn Angelia's mic on.
Stop being disrespectful, drama.
This is crazy because I'm a woman.
Wow, drama.
Okay, drama.
You sexist bastard, you.
Drop on the clues bombs for Elizabeth Warren for pulling up.
2020 presidential candidate.
So on the list of candidates who we've interviewed, where would you place her?
As far as favorites.
Favorites.
So it's been Andrew Yang.
Yeah, I don't know if I have.
Let me see.
It's been Mayor Pete.
Yeah, I mean, I love Senator Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris.'s been Mayor Pete. Yeah, I mean, I love Senator Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris, Cory Booker.
I love Mayor Pete, and I like Tim Ryan a lot.
Tim Ryan.
Who else?
There was one more.
No, there's been more than one more.
We had Julian Castro.
Oh, that's right.
We've had so many.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
There's been at least 10 of them up here.
Shut up.
You said who?
I'm not even saying what he said. What did he say? Don't worry about it. There's been at least 10 of them up here. Shut up. You said who? I'm not even saying what he said.
What did he say?
Don't worry about it.
There's been at least 10 people up here.
At least.
But I like Elizabeth Warren.
Where do you place her?
I haven't thought about it.
It hasn't sunk in yet.
I don't know.
Okay.
Where do you place her?
I would put her right now.
Maybe fourth.
Jesus Christ, you could have kept that to yourself.
What?
I guess fourth is good.
I don't know.
I mean, anything could change.
It's still super early.
But as far as interview energy, that's all.
Now, my favorite interview has been Mayor Pete.
Yeah, I'm just talking about interview energy. Oh, yeah, yeah.
If we're just talking about interviews, definitely Mayor Pete would Now, if you're just talking about... Yeah, I'm just talking about interview. Oh, yeah, yeah. If we're just talking about interviews... Not who's gonna win.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If we're talking about just interviews,
definitely Mayor Pete
has been my favorite
interview.
Right.
That's not even...
Yeah, Mayor Pete.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about Marianne
Williamson?
You liked her, too.
I did like Marianne,
but I liked Marianne
before she was running
for president because
I've heard Marianne
on Oprah's Super Soul
conversations.
So I liked her prior
to, you know,
sitting down and
talking to her.
Like, I've listened to her before is what I'm saying.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now, we got a rumor report coming?
Yes.
Oh, man.
So we were trying to figure out if 50 was trying to help Rotimi with his album promotion for Walk With Me.
And some things have been resolved because apparently Rotimi did owe 50 Cent some money.
Lord have mercy.
50's undefeated, by the way.
Oh, my gosh.
Jesus Christ.
We'll talk about it when we come back.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The Rumor Report.
Gossip.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's The Rumor Report.
The Breakfast Club.
All right.
So, Rotimi, what was going on with 50 Cent trolling Rotimi the other day,
saying that Rotimi owed him some money?
If you recall, he said,
I want to punch this M where it knows.
Rotimi got the number one R&B album,
Time to Pay, Time to Pay Me On Gang.
Now, Rotimi said he didn't owe 50 Cent any money
and said that he was just being targeted
because of the album's success.
Some people thought this was just a marketing scheme
because Rotimi did have the number one album.
It's a great way to be funny.
Snoop Dogg jumped into conversation and said he would pay Rotimi's debt.
But it turns out there was a bit of a debt.
Here's Rotimi explaining.
When you're signed to someone as an artist, they give you a budget.
50 believed in me in 2014, gave me a deal under his project, under his achievement.
At this point, we didn't agree on the single, Love Rhythm.
I felt like it was the one he felt like I should have gone with another record.
So I asked him, can I get out of my deal?
And he said, yes, I'm not going to hold you back, but there's business.
So what that is, I paid an upfront sum,
and everything else will be through mechanical sales of royalty and everything.
Well, that's why you shouldn't listen to us radio personalities,
because I damn sure thought 50 was just trying to promote
Rotimi's album. Well, Rotimi did end
up giving him $100,000,
and he said, because it's his brother, he did that instead
of waiting for those royalties, and
I guess the rest of that is going to come on the back end,
and 50 Cent is fine with it now. Drop one of
the clues bombs for the undisputed bill collector
of the world, Curtis
50 Cent Jackson. He said, I have no problem
with Rotimi. In fact, I wish him and his family the best.
God bless.
Positive vibes only.
Man, I love being a Cantor.
We so bipolar.
It's beautiful.
All right, now let's discuss Joe Jonas.
He got married to Sophie Turner.
It was a secret wedding back on May 1st.
And he had some issues because Diplo was actually at the wedding and he was live streaming during the wedding and posting things.
And a lot of people found out about it from Diplo's live stream.
So here's what Joe Jonas had to say about that actual wedding while he was on the UK radio show Capital Breakfast with Roman Kemp.
Diplo ruined it for you, though.
Diplo did.
Yeah, he did ruin it.
I love Diplo, but he loves his gram more than a
13 year old. He literally like live
streamed with dog face filters.
We just laughed. We loved it. We thought it was
ridiculous and I just love that he was
walking into the chapel and he's like gonna hit this
wedding real quick. Jonas
is being very nice
because I'd be highly upset if you
came to my wedding and was recording
my wedding, especially if I asked you not to my wedding and was recording my wedding,
especially if I asked you not to.
Nobody else was doing that, right?
Well, that's how people found out about it, just from watching his live stream.
And then Sophie Turner was on the Graham Norton show, and she said,
well, we didn't choose him to be our wedding photographer.
He just decided to live stream it.
What's so whack about that is that's not even your moment, Diplo.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's your friend's moment and his woman's moment, and they're getting married.
Why are you making it about you?
Because that's technically what you're doing.
You're making it about you.
Let me go hit this wedding real quick.
All right, now Joe Jonas responded to this video.
He said the only thing that ruined, I mean, Diplo responded to Joe Jonas' interview.
He said the only thing that ruined the wedding was your fit.
That's lame as hell.
And Diplo's a celebrity.
Like he's popping.
Like he don't want his privacy?
Clearly not if he's just always on Instagram
showing off everything.
One day you're going to want one of those private moments
to yourself, Diplo, and then you're going to know how
Joe Jonas feels when somebody blows up your spot.
Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Rumor Report.
Yes. Set me up, Yee.
Oh, now Charlamagne,
who are you giving that donkey to?
You know, we were just having this conversation with YG
yesterday, and we were talking about cultural theft.
And we need this guy named Michael Dempsey to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a word with him.
Michael Dempsey.
Yes.
All right.
Well, when we come back, we have Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne on The Breakfast Club.
Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired?
Depressed?
A little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Laudonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
The Waikana tribe owned country.
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a racket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
We need help!
We still have the off-road portion to go.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.
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As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams.
I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves.
For self-preservation and protection, It was literally that step by step.
And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going.
This increment of small, determined moments.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Like grace.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best
and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her
before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts. Because right now you want some real donkey shit. It's time for Donkey of the Day.
So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit me with the heel.
Did she get donkey in the name, please, Demi?
Absolutely.
I have become donkey of the day.
All right.
The Breakfast Club, bitch.
You're a donkey.
All right.
Donkey of the Day for Friday, May 31st goes to the owner of Mirage Beer Company, Michael Dempster.
I've never heard of Mirage Beers, but they are a Seattle-based brewing company.
And Michael Dempster is a colonizer.
And one thing colonizers will do is colonize.
See, colonizers are always trying to take control over something that doesn't belong to them.
All right?
Some people call it culture vulturing.
The moral of the story is when it comes to cultural theft, you will find no bigger thief than an old white man.
All right.
Old white men be stealing.
All right.
Just stealing things that don't belong to them and claiming it as their own.
That's been going on since the beginning of time.
Let's not act like cultural theft at the hands of old white male Caucasians isn't a thing.
Okay.
How many times throughout history have we seen something created by a black person only to be taken by an old white male without permission?
Okay.
The white person gets paid and the people who created what was stolen get nothing.
No recognition, no awards, and damn sure no money.
This just doesn't happen with black things.
It happens with black people, okay?
Remember that whole slavery thing, you know, stole us from our homeland,
used us to build this country, didn't compensate us?
Yeah, that whole thing.
Biggest cultural theft ever.
Well, that saga continues because Michael Dempster is the owner of Mirage Beer.
And yesterday on their Instagram, a picture of their latest beverages popped up.
One called Snitch Blood with the red paisley pattern that bloods wear on their rags.
And then on the other can, it said, where you from?
And that had the blue paisley print that Crips wear on their rag.
Now, we've been seeing an uptick in Bloods and Crips
trademarking their names and phrases.
The Bloods and Crips are becoming legitimate businesses,
and they have that right.
I'm sure you've watched Trigger Warning on Netflix
from my friend Killer Mike.
Drop one of the clues, Bonds, for Killer Mike.
All right?
If you haven't, you should.
But for the purposes of this donkey, just skip to episode three titled White Gang Privilege,
when Mike helps the Crips and Bloods develop their own legitimate brands through the soda business.
Okay?
I got a bottle of Crip Cola right here.
You know what I mean?
Okay?
And as Mike so eloquently stated, if I'm a Hells Angels member, that means I've already incorporated myself and I can sell merchandise.
But if you are a blood or a crypt, you are illegal and can't sell your own bandanas.
But the white man can and he will.
Oh, Lord.
Mike Dempster.
I have no problem with blood and crypts changing the narrative and turning the gang culture into something positive through business.
But I do have a problem with a white man profiting off black pain.
All right, people died over those colors.
Actual blood was spilled because of blood,
and there's whole families out there that have the blues because of Crips.
So how dare you attempt to turn people's traumas into dollars?
But colonizers don't care about people.
They care about profit.
It's the American way, all right?
The foundation of this country is built on blood and off the backs of others.
If it wasn't for cultural theft, America would have no culture at all. Okay. Ask the native Americans. I'm sure they would agree.
Now YG, who was a known blood, he was on the breakfast club yesterday. And I asked him about
this. You can't script this kind of stuff. I just asked YG about this yesterday. And then today,
this story about Mirage beer, trying to sell blood and crip beers, uh, crumbs across my desk.
Listen to what YG had to say about this yesterday. What do you think about gangs becoming a business?
Like, you see the Crips and Bloods trademarking, you know, names,
or, like, you know, the Crip Cola that Killer Mike did.
What do you think of that?
I think it's all fire.
Like, as far as if you really a part of it
and you turn it into some real business s***,
if you not a part of it and you trademarking s*** and all that,
use a whole s*** and we gonna get you. They gonna get you! Does he look like he's a part of it and you're trademarking and all that, use a whole ass and we're going to get you.
They're going to get you.
Does he look like he's a part of it to you?
No, not at all.
Does he look like he's a part of it, Nick?
Nope.
I don't know if Michael Dempster is afraid of getting got,
but he had a change of heart shortly after posting those beers.
I'm not going to read his whole letter, but you can find it, I guess,
if you go to Mirage Beer on Instagram. I don't know. It's still letter, but you can find it, I guess, if you go to, what's that, Mirage Beer on Instagram?
I don't know. It's still up?
Well, not the cans, but it's his apology
letter. But, you know, Michael Dempsey
states it's in poor taste that he
did this, and he thanked members of
the beer community for forcefully
telling him to check your privilege.
And he said those responses
stopped him from making an even bigger mistake,
actually using those stupid labels and letting them hit shelves where they could then hurt, anger or disenfranchise anyone who saw them.
OK, he ended the letter by saying this was an egregious misstep.
And I hope he thinks I hope you think on it further.
He said we're all better off when intensity and ignorance are big deals.
So he apologized.
The biggest thing we can take from that letter is check your privilege.
All right?
It's just something all privileged people have to do constantly.
That's the only way we're going to make this world a better place.
Men got to check their privilege when it comes to women.
Straight people got to check their privilege when it comes to LGBT.
And old white men definitely have to check their privilege when it comes to everybody.
Okay?
Old white men need to listen up right now.
You don't have control over the universe like you think, all right?
You can't tell women what to do with their bodies,
and you damn sure can't tell Crips and Bloods what to do with their culture.
Please let Chelsea handle my white work.
Hee-haw, hee-haw.
That is way too much Dan Mayonnaise.
That's right.
You handed me.
What's that?
Not yesterday. Mike posted May 27th. All right. You handed me. What's that? Not yesterday.
Mike posted May 27th.
All right.
Dan, dates don't matter.
He wants you to be accurate.
It happened.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
On Facebook, you can go read his apology letter.
Well, thank you so much, Charlamagne, for that donkey of the day.
Yes.
Now.
I have no idea what we're doing next.
I'm being honest with you.
We're talking about porn.
Oh. You know why? Because it's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. Okay. Let's I have no idea what we're doing next. I'm being honest. We're talking about porn. Oh. You know why?
Cause it's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday. Okay, let's start over. Let's bring it back.
Gotta be more in sync.
You ready? It's Friday. You know what
that means? It's Freaky Freaky
Freaky Friday.
Yes, and today
we are going to be talking about porn.
That's right. Willow Smith has the opportunity
to direct a porn. She's of age. She can direct a porn. She's not going to be talking about porn. That's right. Willow Smith has the opportunity to direct a porn.
She's of age.
She can direct a porn.
She's not going to star in it.
I know.
And she hasn't accepted this offer,
but she did say that she does like artistic porn.
Yeah, but this just makes me think about the fact
that one day my daughter's going to like sex.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't you want her to enjoy herself?
No.
Sex is not a dirty, taboo thing, Charlamagne.
I'm not saying it is.
I'm just saying what I don't want my daughters to be doing.
But I have to accept the fact that they will.
They wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for sex.
They wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me being with somebody's daughter.
That's just the truth to the matter.
We're all here because we had sexual relations with somebody's daughter.
That's just a fact.
Your mama was somebody's daughter.
Your grandma was somebody's daughter.
Would you feel different if it was your son?
Of course. Who's going to have sex one day? different if it was your son? Of course.
Who's going to have sex one day?
Yes, double standards do exist.
Of course, yes, I would.
Absolutely.
All right, we have to stop teaching young girls that sex is bad.
I ain't telling them that it's bad.
I'm just saying what I don't want them to know about.
But it's a natural, normal thing,
and you want to make sure they have a healthy relationship when it comes to sex.
Now, today, however, we are talking about porn.
So if you were going to direct a porn and had an opportunity to submit a treatment and have a porn come out, what would your porn be about?
Think about it.
And you guys call us up, 800-585-1051.
You're directing a porn.
I got some fire, fire ideas.
What's the plot and what's the name of it?
I would remake Coming to America and call it Coming in America.
And it'd be a girl named America.
Why you bleep me?
Because you can't do that.
You can't tell me to talk about these things
that didn't bleep me.
Bleep yourself.
How dare y'all?
Bleep yourself.
That's a good porn.
I don't even want to play this game no more.
I just told y'all a great idea
and y'all bleeped it.
Well, you tell us your great ideas.
We might have to bleep you,
but just be aware
this is going to be on the radio.
800-585-1051.
What would your porn be about?
Call us up.
It's The Breakfast Club
and it's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Hey.
The Breakfast Club.
All right.
What's up?
It's The Breakfast Club
and you know today's Friday.
So what does that mean?
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And today we are talking about porn.
Why are we talking about porn today?
Well, on Red Table Talk, Willa Smith was talking about her love of very artistic porn.
And now she's been offered the opportunity to direct a porn.
Okay.
So if you could direct a porn, what would your porn be about?
What would it be called?
Now, y'all bleeped me last time, but I know how to say it without getting bleeped.
Okay.
I would remake Coming to America, but it'd be a young lady named America, and you call it blank in America, right?
So Hakeem and Simi would be blanking in America.
That's one.
That's perfect.
You got one?
I think Masturbation Point is good, so I would do based off Beyonce's Me, Myself, and I.
Ooh.
And then I think that could be good.
Just like a nice masturbation porn.
And I'm all about...
When maybe she's upset, she just went through a breakup.
That's hard.
I'm all about diversity.
So I would do a gay porn.
Charlamagne the dog?
No.
I would have a bunch of dirty cops.
One is named Alonzo.
And it's a new guy named Hoyt.
And then Alonzo and his boys all sleep with the new guy Hoyt.
They all sleep with him at once, and you call it training day.
As in train, you run a train, training day.
Yeah.
Okay, you really thought these out?
Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good one.
Okay.
Let's go to the phones and see what they got.
So you're starring it?
No.
Let's go to the phones and see what they got.
Hello.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning. What's up? Is this Paulina? This got. Hello. Hey, good morning. Good morning.
What's up?
Is this Paulina?
This is Paulina.
Just wanted to say I love you guys.
I listen to you every morning.
Okay.
So I wanted to tell y'all my idea.
It's actually not my idea.
It's my pop's idea.
He let me know this idea before he passed away because he wanted me to make it into fruition.
Okay.
Hey, I hope Bang Bros is listening.
We got some ideas for you Bang Bros
We're about to have our own line of Breakfast Club videos
Got you right now
So check this
A Jehovah Witness right
When they knock on the door
Nobody ever wants to answer the door
But knocks on the door
Preach whatever we're preaching
And they're like nah we're not interested
And then they're like nah but if you open the door
I got something else for you
And they open like, nah, we're not interested. And then they're like, nah, but if you open the door, I got something else for you.
And they open the door, all right, and just ****.
Wow.
Now, Sean, I mean, your family's Jehovah Witness, but they watch this movie.
I don't know, but I just thought of another porn. It could be a gay porn based on Jehovah Witnesses, right?
Why are all your porns gay porn?
But listen, you know how in the Jehovah Witness religion you get disfellowshipped when you do something you ain't got no business doing?
Oh, a real fellowship.
You can call this one disfellows***.
You can't say that either.
Jesus Christ!
And please don't say that as you talk about porn either.
Oh, you know, that's a good one though.
Fellowship.
Oh!
Fellowship, yes.
Disfellowship.
Yes. That fellowship. Yes.
That's a good name for gay sex.
All right.
Now, Dre is on the line.
What's up, Dre?
What it do?
What it do?
What it do?
So what's your porn about and what's the title?
First off, good morning, Miss G.
What's up, Darcy?
Damn.
What?
How are you, sir?
My title would be Big Wood from the Backwoods.
Big Wood from the Backwoods. Big Wood from the Backwoods.
Okay, that sounds like a rare entry.
Yeah, and the storyline would be a runaway slave came from the south,
and he followed his way all the way up north from the scent of a female.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
It doesn't even matter.
You need more backstories?
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, all right.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
That could be dope, though.
You could do, like, a porn where you have, like, a bunch of different slaves having sex.
And then, like, all the women get pregnant.
And you call it, like, birth of a nation.
Oh, my God.
You know what I'm saying?
Or you could do,
like they always say,
the 12 years of side chick.
12 years of side chick
would be very good
starring Kelvin Hunter.
That's a series.
That'd be hot.
All right, call us up,
800-585-1051.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And we are talking about
what would your porn be about
if you directed your own porn?
What's up?
It's The Breakfast Club
and it's Friday,
so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!
And we are talking about porn
all because of Willow Smith on Red Table Talk.
She was talking about her appreciation
of artistic porn, and
now she has an offer to direct her own
porn if she chooses to do that.
What would you pitch to her as an idea? What would your
porn be about? Let's talk to Kirk.
What's up, Kirk?
What would your porn be about? Let's talk to Kirk. What's up, Kirk? Yo.
Yo.
What would your porn be?
All right.
So I got yee-haw and a yee-hole.
Yee-haw and a yee-hole.
Yee-haw and a yee-hole.
Okay.
The Far East meets its western D.
I got a second one.
Oh, my God.
It's the Charlemagne and Wax.
Okay.
Catch and poo.
What?
Catch and poo.
Yeah, because he said I'm bullying the beast. He catches the poo in the towel. Oh, got. What? Yeah, because he said
I'm bullying the beast.
He catches the poo
in the top.
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
Oh, you know what
they could do?
A two guys, one cup.
Two guys with ego.
Two guys, one cup.
No, two guys, one hand.
Oh, two guys, one hand.
Two guys, one hand
and a ball of tissue.
That would be amazing.
No, it wouldn't.
You wouldn't actually do that.
No, it wouldn't.
Oh, you could do
a porn called End Game, which is all about quick climaxes,
so everyone would ejaculate as fast as you snap.
So as soon as you snap, people just f*** off.
Call it End Game.
You don't think so?
Okay.
All right, go to the phones.
Yeah, please.
Hey, what's going on?
Good morning.
Hey, good morning.
We are talking about porn.
What would your porn be about, and what's your name?
My name is Mario, but I need y'all to listen to it, all right?
Okay.
You know?
Yes.
Charmin booty smiles.
Explain.
Come on, man.
It's perfect.
Charmin booty smiles?
That's it, my brother.
What's a booty smile?
You know when you lay sideways and then like you lift one of your legs up?
When you sideways and you lift one of your legs up.
Okay.
Have a nice day.
I've never heard that expression before.
Now, hey, you could do a porn where it's just a bunch of women playing with dildos and call it Toy Story.
Okay.
Come on.
Let's go to the phones.
All right.
Who's this?
Yamin.
Yamin?
Yes.
Yamin, what would your porn be about?
Talk to us.
Oh, my God.
First, I want to say hi, guys.
You know how long I've been trying to get on the air?
Oh, my God.
Hello.
Today is your day, girl.
I know, right?
It would be funny that today is when we're talking about porn, though, right?
Yes.
Having all the philosophical conversations you guys have, right?
Hey, highbrow stuff here on The Breakfast Club, baby.
Okay, so what would your porn be about?
All right, so porn.
Oddly enough, I thought about this, right?
So you know like how after school, like at nighttime, the parents meet together for a
PTA meeting?
Mm-hmm.
Those things are so boring.
And I can only imagine like if the whole situation starts up like an after school PTA meeting.
Oh, a PTNA meeting.
Huh?
A PTNA meeting?
A PTNA meeting.
Yo, Bang Bros, holler at us!
Yeah, like a&A meeting. Yo, Bang Bros, holler at us. Yeah, like a PT&A meeting.
You know, a bunch of horny ass, like, middle-aged people together.
Why not?
Yes.
All right, I like the PT&A meeting.
I like that.
You could do a movie based off just, like, oral sex and call it Jaws.
And, like, when the woman's walking to the camera, you have the Jaws music playing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's just so many dope stuff you can do.
Oh, okay.
I think I have a really good one.
Talk to me.
We could do a porn called The Breakfast Club, right?
And it could be one girl and she walks in on the two guys having sex with each other
from The Breakfast Club.
And what's going on?
Show them to me.
Go ahead, talk.
I'm bringing somebody in here.
You're doing the movie right now.
I'm bringing somebody in here. Sounds like you're doing the movie right now. I'm bringing somebody in here.
Hey.
Oh, Kirk Franklin's here.
Hey, Kirk, just real quick.
Good morning.
How are you?
We're not starting the interview yet, but I want to ask you something real quick, Mr.
Franklin.
Oh, Lord.
Why are you doing this to Kirk Franklin?
Today is Friday.
Today is Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And you know what?
And I'm getting ready to go, because I know where this is going.
No, listen.
Today's topic is about porn.
Okay.
No, true story.
Porn.
Talking about porn.
Willow Smith is directing her own porn.
She's not directing it.
What is she doing?
She got an offer.
She said that she likes artistic porn.
And she got an offer to direct her own.
Yeah.
And I don't know if that's something I'd be comfortable with with my daughter.
I said the same way.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Never.
So now you're talking about porn. And you saw me out there. something I'd be comfortable with with my daughter. I said the same way. Yeah, never enough.
So now you're talking about porn, and you saw me out there,
so you wanted me to come in.
No, because we're talking about the porns we would create.
Yes.
So my idea, I had an idea called Coming to America.
Okay.
And you have a young lady named America.
Yeah, but it's all about him talking to me about it.
Yeah, so I want to know if you could create a porn, what would it be?
Okay, well, if I probably would not do it,
I think it probably would not be in my best interest to even consider that.
I probably would just pass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Can I go now?
All right, Kirk, you fun killer.
My God, Kirk.
All right, we'll talk to you in a second, man.
Thank you, Kirk.
You look good, my brother.
You look my brother.
We'll bring you back in in a second, man.
Kirk Franklin, ladies and gentlemen.
I ain't even going to tell them my idea about Stomp.
What was your idea?
What was your idea?
Why would you do that?
I feel bad that I'm... Oh, but you know He has a new album out
That's true
And it's called
Long Live Love
That's a great porn
I do have a gospel porn
Long
Live
If I wasn't
I could
I could do a gospel porn
I could have somebody
Play me
Right
And it would be called
The God in me
And it'd be Mary Mary
Playing throughout
The whole thing
The God in me
Yes
Alright I'm tired Of playing this game No you're not I'm not really throughout the whole thing. The God in me. Yes.
All right, I'm tired of playing this game.
No, you're not.
I'm not really.
We got the room report up next year?
Yes.
I don't even know what's happening.
We're going to talk about Tiffany Haddish and her secret recordings.
It has nothing to do with porn.
All right, it's The Breakfast Club.
It's Freaky Friday, goddamn.
The Breakfast Club.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
Rumor has it.
On The Breakfast Club.
So listen up.
So Tiffany Haddish was doing a roundtable for The Hollywood Reporter,
and she was talking about auditions and what she would secretly do.
She would actually leave her purse in the room, listen to what she said.
I would put my phone on voice memo, put it in my bag, walk out the room, leave my bag, come back, be like, oh, I forgot my purse in there, get my purse.
You've actually done that?
Get in the car.
Let me look under the table.
What would you hear?
I love this.
She's not as urban as I thought she would be.
That was the word, yeah.
That's the word I don't want to hear.
Or they would be like, she's so ghetto.
I just can't.
Her boobs aren't big enough.
But I really think we should just go with a white girl.
This role should be changed to white.
That's psychological torture, man.
Yeah.
So you want to hear what people have to say about you behind your back as soon as you walk out the room?
Yeah, it's like reading comments on social media.
You're not supposed to know what everybody is thinking about you because, truth be told, what they think about you doesn't matter.
You might be on the right track.
You might have the thing that changes the game.
But you hear someone's comment to you and you let that external factor influence you in a negative way.
That's actually called locus of control.
My therapist taught me that yesterday.
I know people who have left their recording running, like a phone recording,
and caught their boyfriends cheating like that
because they knew that he was cheating.
So left the phone recording and then left
and then heard their boyfriends' conversations with other women.
I wonder how much of that really did influence Tiff, though.
Because all those agents were clearly wrong.
Like all those agents that turned her away.
She said sometimes it was helpful, though, for constructive criticism.
That's what I want to know.
Like I want to know how much really helped her.
All right, now let's talk about JT from City Girls.
She's still in jail, unfortunately, for identity fraud,
and she got denied an early release.
But she was on the phone with P from Quality Control,
and she has a message for y'all.
I need you to get home so we can get that money, man.
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready to come home, Sophie.
I got you on my Insta story.
You want to say something to somebody? Hey, y'all. What's up? I miss y'all. I know y'all miss me. Free JT
When is she coming home though?
I guess not till next year now
Since she didn't get that early release
Jesus Christ
That's too much pressure on young Miami
You know what I'm saying?
You got a lot going on
Do they got more music?
I know they put out a project last year
They put out two projects last year
If I'm not mistaken I wonder if they got more music in the know they put out a project last year. They put out two projects last year, if I'm not mistaken.
I wonder if they got more music in the stash.
I don't know, but I love City Girls, so.
I like the City Girls, too.
I mean, I hope Young Miami can hold it down until JT comes home.
She's been doing good, though.
She's been all over the place, still.
Yeah.
I mean, she probably can just cool off.
It could just be features for the next year.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I think it'd be nice to wait.
And it's not that much longer. Like, you know, you can wait till next year. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think it'd be nice to wait. And it's not that much longer.
Like, you know, you could wait till next year.
I know it's difficult.
All right, now Lee Daniels, he's been trying to shop Star and get it on somewhere else,
but it doesn't look like it's working out.
He said, thank you guys for loving Star.
I'm at a loss for words to describe my sadness.
I'm going to just say thanks to my incredible cast and crew and fans.
So, unfortunately, the cancellation of Star has been announced
and it's not going anywhere else as of now.
But Lee got other stuff going on.
They got Whitney Cummings' show coming.
She got a show.
Miss Pat got a show.
Like, Lee worked here.
But I'm sure that's his baby still.
And people really love that show.
So, when you have something that's been running, it's been successful,
you don't want to see it go.
Lee's a creator, though.
He'll be fine.
All right.
Now, John Witherspoon has confirmed that the Boondocks
is coming back. I could have told you that.
He was on the Joe Rogan Experience,
and he stated that on the latest
episode. They're in pre-production now
for a new season. I just want y'all to know, man,
y'all think I
just be posting Boondocks stuff because I
randomly
want to post Boondocks stuff. I love the Boondocks.
I genuinely love the boondocks
but yes there was a plan boondocks been back as far as the comic trips is concerned we started
posting the comic scripts earlier this year all right now let's talk about kanye west he was on
david letterman and here is his description about what it's like to be bipolar i can just tell you
what i'm feeling at the time and i feel a heightened connection with the universe when I'm ramping up.
It is a health issue. This is like a sprained brain, like having a sprained ankle. And if
someone has a sprained ankle, you're not going to push on him more. With us, once our brain gets to a point of spraining,
people do everything to make it worse.
I like that.
Mm-hmm.
I like that.
You got to take care of yourself.
You got to take care of yourself.
And you're right, when you know somebody.
But everybody has some sort of mental health issue,
so you really shouldn't be pushing anybody.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you really don't know what other people are going through.
All right. Now, David Letterman also says that you really don't know what other people are going through. All right.
Now, David Letterman also says that he would be open to having Jay Leno on his show.
So that could be interesting.
Why wouldn't he?
They don't got beef no more.
They're not competing every night against each other.
So I don't know what behind the scenes, what it's really like.
Maybe it got real.
All right.
Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Rumor Report.
All right.
Coming up next, we have the greatest magical trick of all time.
What was that sigh for?
Because Envy has his people's choice mix.
Everybody knows Envy ain't been here all morning.
I know, I miss my mix, the Yee mix.
But Envy left a mix to play because I guess he don't want nobody filling in for him,
which is smart.
But Envy's people's choice mix is up next.
No need for me to lie to you and give you the phone number
and tell you to call in for requests because you know
goddamn well
that any request you make,
if it does play,
it was just a lucky guess.
But you can see
if you're psychic.
All right.
It's the Breakfast Club.
It's the Breakfast Club.
I'm Angela Yee.
Charlamagne Tha God is here.
DJ Envy is not here today,
but thank you
to Elizabeth Warren
for joining us this morning.
Salute to Elizabeth Warren.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I don't know.
It was an interesting interview.
You know, it's always interesting
talking to the 2020
presidential candidates,
not even just presidential candidates,
but just people
in that political sphere
in general.
Did you seem genuine to you?
I'm not going to front
the Native American thing
threw me off.
You know, I'm still questioning
why you would pretend
to be a Native American
all those years.
And I have even more questions.
Like, so when you found out
you were a Native American,
did your whole family's lineage, you know, go up in smoke?
Like, I don't know.
That's a little much.
All right.
I mean, genuine as far as her policies and plans, yes, she has a lot of those.
But, eh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I pay attention more.
It's still open for debate.
Yes.
All right.
Now, what you got going on this weekend?
Not a goddamn thing.
I will be home on the couch, okay?
I'll be on the pergola eating s'mores with my kids.
Well, what you should do while you're home is watch this movie that I actually saw that's on Netflix.
It comes out today, and I think you'll love it.
Ali Wong is in it.
My wife loves Ali Wong.
Yeah, and it's hilarious, And she wrote it, too.
They both wrote it together.
And Keanu Reeves is in it, and he has an amazing role,
which they've asked us to keep a secret until you actually see the movie
to see what his role is going to be in it.
But Go See, well, not Go See, but Watch It at Home, Always Be My Maybe.
On Netflix?
It's a great rom-com.
Yes, it's on Netflix.
So you and your wife should watch that movie together.
The kids can watch it also.
Okay.
And it's super cute, and I think you'll really, really, really enjoy it.
I will check that out.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
And that's just a recommendation for everybody.
Also, happy birthday again to Mike Kaiser.
Kaiser!
Yes.
I don't know if I should say, but we're going to be celebrating Kaiser's birthday all weekend,
so I'm sure he's going to be drunk yet again.
Dropping the clues bombs for Mike Kaiser.
I love that guy.
Mm-hmm.
All right. You know clues bombs for Mike Kaiser. I love that guy. All right.
You know why I like Mike Kaiser?
Because Mike Kaiser treats the custodian the same way he treats the goddamn CEO.
Throughout my radio career, no matter what position I was in, Kaiser showed me the same love and respect.
He told me I wasn't s*** when I wasn't s***, and he still tells me I ain't s*** now.
You know you can't curse on the radio.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, my God.
Well, salute to Mike Kaiser and Atlantic Records. We appreciate you.
All right. And contrary to popular
belief, we do not all get paid from Atlantic
Records. All right, well, let's get that positive
note since we're talking about getting paid
when we come back.
Okay, Charlamagne? Yes, it's the Breakfast Club.
It's the Breakfast Club. I'm Angela Yee.
Charlamagne is here. Now, Charlamagne, you got that positive
note of the day for us? Yes, today is the last
day of Mental Health Awareness Month, but you know
mental health awareness is a lifestyle, not
just a month, but I want to tell everyone
that emotional pain is not something that
should be hidden away and never spoken about.
There's truth in your pain. There's growth
in your pain, but only if it's
first brought out into the open.
As the great Sean Carter said,
you can't heal what you don't reveal.
Breakfast club, bitches!
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