The Breakfast Club - Man On Plane AirDrops D-ck Pic To Flight Passengers

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

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Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Charlamagne, say the game, don't get out of shape, man. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heat. It's a breakfast club, bitch. Who's donkey of the day today? Well, donkey of the day for Friday, July 1st goes to a man named Lawrence Martin. I don't know where Lawrence Martin is from, but he was traveling on a Southwest Airlines flight from Detroit to Denver. Oh, good old Southwest.

I know the name of that airline sounds like the name of one of Kim and Kanye's kids, but it's not. It is an airline along with Spirit that I refuse to travel. Simply because my experiences with both airlines have not been pleasant. Now, I haven't flown Southwest in a long time, so maybe things have changed. But back in my day, okay, a little over a decade ago, I flew Southwest Airlines once and realized they weren't for me. Okay, simply because I need assigned seating. All right, I don't know who at Southwest Airlines came up with the bright idea of open seating, but I do not recommend.

OK, I don't know if they still do this, but once you get on board, you choose any available seat. No, no, no. OK, it's giving it's giving musical chairs. And I don't got time for that. All right. When it comes to flights, humans, us homo sapiens need all the organization we can get. OK, we need direction. OK, you can't just put us need all the organization we can get. Okay? We need direction. Okay? You can't just put us somewhere and say, figure it out. Okay?

Getting a seat on a Southwest Airlines flight in 2022, I can only imagine, feels on a lot of levels like a squid game challenge. All right? You can't just put us on a flight and say, every man, woman, and day for themselves. Okay? That was my experience. If things have changed, God bless, but Southwest is not my cup of tequila. Now, this guy, Lawrence Martin, decided either A, Southwest Airlines doesn't have enough in-flight entertainment, or B, he doesn't approve of Southwest Airlines snack selection, so he decided to show the plane what they should eat.

Okay? So he decided to show the plane what they should eat, okay? Because this man, Lawrence Martin, this past Saturday, while traveling on a flight from Detroit to Denver, from D to D, decided to share his D with the plane. What do you mean, Uncle Sharla? He decided to share his D with the plane. You know what I'm talking about, okay? That D, that diddly, that dang-a-lang, that dinkle, that dipstick, that dog bone, that donkey kong, that dang-a-lang, that dinkle, that dipstick, that dog bone,

that donkey kong, depending on the size. This man, Lawrence Martin, airdropped a photo of his penis to every possible device on the plane. You can't make this kind of stuff up, okay? Lawrence Martin sent a picture of him receiving some sloppy toppy, okay, of BJ fellatio, and it was sent in the middle of the flight to anyone with an apple device in range and yes that included children two of which were sitting directly behind him now what is the protocol when a penis is airdropped to passengers on a flight well flight attendants were quickly alerted by a woman who received and accepted the airdrop request first of all i don't

accept anyone's airdrop request if I don't know them. Okay, I don't know why my phone even has that setting to receive everyone's airdrops, but I've definitely been out and received one of those notifications, and I hit deny. If I don't know you, I'm not accepting your damn airdrop, okay? And if you don't know me, why would you be airdropping me something? See, the problem with some of y'all, you spent your whole life. Listen to your Uncle Charlotte for a second. Y'all spent your whole life understanding

you shouldn't talk to strangers. But now as adults, all you do is practice the bad habit of talking to strangers because of these damn smartphones. No! Stranger danger exists on all these social media platforms and in the form of airdrops and I don't want no parts, okay?

Stranger danger, stranger danger. Now, the woman who first dropped the dime on Lawrence said she was seated near him, okay, saw his iPad had airdrop open, and knew it was him immediately. When confronted by a flight attendant, Lawrence apologized and said he was just having a little fun. First of all, in regards to one's penis, don't ever refer to anything having to do with your penis as a little fun, okay? We over here having big fun, like Vanessa Huxtable and her friends did when they went to go see The Wretched, okay?

All the young OGs get that reference immediately. For you kids, Season 6, Episode 22, Cosby Show. Thank me later. Lawrence, your idea of fun is to let your little hairy canary, your little love muscle, your little pink cigar, just be airdropped to random people on the plane? Now, when I was growing up in the 1900s, we had something we called the Black Eyewitness. And the Black Eyewitness was the guy or gal you would see on the news who witnessed said crimes in the hood and for whatever reason news stations would always find the black eyewitness to detail what they saw and they were hilarious as hell well in these here 2000s the white eyewitness has taken the black eyewitness's spot and they don't have news stations and news crews

running up on them they have uh white eyewitnesses with TikToks and Instagrams. And there was a woman on this flight whose name is Daddy Strange 333. And she received Lawrence's pisser in the form of an airdrop. And she disgusted. Let's listen. So I'm talking to this guy. We're just making friends, whatever. And I say to him, oh, my God, I just got an airdrop.

Should I open it? And he's like, no, dumbass. And I was like, oh like oh no I'm super curious and it said from Larry's iPad and as I'm talking to him I was like I shouldn't do this but I'm so curious I see that the guy next to him so across the aisle has iPad open with all of his like it has like airdrop on there like he was selecting airdrop people and I was like no way I think it's this guy and he was like no way and so I accept accepted and there it was it was a picture of like a woman's face giving Larry head and like a little bit a little bit of pee pee at the bottom you know whatever and so I was like what the and I look over and I said are you Larry

and he said yes I am I was like did you mean to send me this and he said yes I did and I said are you sending to everybody and he said yes I am there's a like a child like seven inch maybe right behind him and a teenager right behind him and he knows this and I was like Larry get your together stop and then he said oh I'm sorry and I said just crazy explicit content not allowed and I was like Larry once again why are y'all accepting airdrops from people y'all don't know? We really have forgotten everything we learned in kindergarten. Two things we need to bring back that we learned in kindergarten. Number one, do one of the others as they have done unto you.

The golden rule. Okay? Please, remember the golden rule. And number two, don't talk to strangers. All right? Let's get it. Come on. They send you an airdrop.

They give you the option to accept the decline. You don't have to open it. But I'm not victim blaming here. I'm just trying to give you some game on how to avoid that in the future. Now, when the plane finally landed, Lawrence was escorted off the plane by the FBI and bought in for questioning. And there's only one question that needs to be asked, and that is why. Well, he already answered it because he wanted to have a little fun. Well, let's see how much fun being registered as a sex offender

for the rest of your life is. Let's see if you airdrop that danger registered sex offender sign lives here to random people. Some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please let Remy Ma give Lawrence Martin the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother-----, you dumb. All right, now let's get to it. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother f***er. You dumb.

All right, now let's get to it. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. Why did you take a deep breath, Rashawn? The Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question is, has somebody airdropped you? Huh? What?

What's the question? I know what the question is. I want to hear you say it. What is it? Has somebody airdropped you a picture of their penis? Now, when I said it was about to be Freaky Friday, you sighed. And the reason you sighed

is because you know that we want to ask this question. So I would like to ask you first and foremost, DJ Envy, Rashawn Casey, has someone ever airdropped you a picture of their penis? The floor is yours. Now, I never told nobody this. So how do I know? Liar.

I mean, I told you behind the scenes but yes yes somebody has it was actually uh two weeks ago a friend you said it was a friend i did not say it was a friend i said i was no i did not i said i was flying back from houston this was my car show in houston so it was that was not southwest it was actually delta and it was a lot of my people's you know on the flight you know my manager june my assistant mercedes my wife there was so many of us on the plane my daughter was on the plane there was so many of us now my iphone is not my name it's you know it's like i mean i could say it is say what it is you said it it. All right. Is that... When we come back. How about when we come back?

All right. I'll tell the story when we come back. But the question is 800-585-1051. Has somebody ever airdropped you a penis pic? Call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests

and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name QWAR. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that

informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,

Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama

who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.