The Breakfast Club - Marriage and Pleasure

Episode Date: December 20, 2019

Today on the show we had Jill Marie Jones and the creators of Monogamy come by where they spoke about trust, love and the difficulties of marriage. Also, since it is Freaky Freaky Friday we had Karlie Redd and Chad from Doc Johnson stop by and spoke about Karlie's new sex toy line and more. Also, we flashed back to when Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to Richard Decker who planted tire deflation devices on neighbor driveways when denied sex with farm animals. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast

Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

People watch the Breakfast Club for like news and really be tuned in this one of my favorite shows to do just because y'all always keep it 100 y'all keep it real they might not watch the news but they're on twitter they're on facebook they're you know they're listening to the breakfast club get your ass up the mother, mother phone and dial. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. Say it with your chest. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.

So you better have the same energy. Hello, who's this? Yeah, this your boy, U-Dog. U-Dog. U-Dog. What's up, U-Dog? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what's up? What's up with y'all, man? What's up? What's up? What's up? As we use Charlamagne, DJ Andy. What's up, bro? What's happening, bro, bro?

It says you've been sober for 40 days? 40 days, man. I've been cold 40 days, man. Congrats, man. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. I don't know why we congratulating him on that.

Why? I mean, you know. What you mean? What did you mean? Sober off what? You got to tell me what you were sober off for 20 days. F***ing off. See what I'm saying?

Y'all just be like, congratulations. Don't even ask what he is. Right, congratulations. He's trying to stop himself. He wants to stop masturbating. He's stopping for 40 days. No doubt. Yeah, man.

I came a long way, man. You know what I'm saying? It's been really hard for me. I'm sure it's hard. It's been a long 40 days. And, you know, I just want to... Let me ask you a question. If you use another guy's hand

to masturbate, is that a relapse? Is that cool? It's cool. That doesn't count. Yeah. Yeah, so you can do it. That is cool.

Are you trying to make up an offer? No, I'm just saying, you can get a s*** job from another guy. That wouldn't count, right? Yeah. You can't say that, Charlie. I'm not too broke,

so I can't do that. Okay. All right, well, you have a good one, man. Charlamagne makes you? Yeah. You can't say that, Charlamagne. I'm not your bro, so I can't do that. Okay. All right. Well, you have a good one, man. Charlamagne makes you an offer you better accept. Hello, what's this? Not an offer, sir. My boy, what's happening with y'all, bro?

I'm not blood, cuz. Me neither. No, I'm neither. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm neither or I'm nothing. Okay. What's up, bro?

In the Bay, we say both. That doesn't matter. Hey, for real, so I wanted to pick your brain, bro. Like, really, I'm trying to get into the real estate game a little bit more. I'll be flipping cards and stuff like that a little bit right now. And so I probably got about, like, 10, 15 racks, like, just kind of off to the side. I'm trying to see which way to kind of jump in that, you know what I'm saying? Where you from?

Me? I'm from the Bay. I'm from the Oakland area. Oh, you're from Oakland. Okay, the Bay area. Yes. All right, just email me, all right? Caesar and DJMV at Gmail.

All right. And I'll try to hit you after the show and talk to you what your options are and everything like that. How's your credit? It's going to be about $700 by next month. I paid off. $700 by next month. What is it this month, brother?

$680. Okay, yeah, you're good. $680 is good. $680, you can get some stuff done. And you got a good job? Yep, yep, yep. And you got $15 to the 680, you can get some stuff done. And you got a good job. Yep, yep, yep. And you got 15 to the side. Yep.

We can make some things happen to you. I get a lender on the phone for you. We'll find you some properties. You'll be good money. You said Cesar and who? Wait, you said Cesar and Indy or Cesar and DJ? Cesar and DJ, Indy at Gmail, brother. All right, bet.

Hello, who's this? Hey, Jay. Jay, what's up? Get it off your chest, bro. Man, I just want to tell y'all, man, I love what y'all doing, man. Y'all keep it real, keep it real every day. Hey, we appreciate you, my brother. Okay, that's nice.

To the point. That's all you got? Nah, man, I want to shout out my son from out of Wales since I'm on the biggest radio station in the world, man. Okay, okay. Shout out to Instagram, Jskitso, J-A-Y-S-K-I-T-S-O. Man, y'all follow me, man. You know I'm with everybody.

Everybody know me in the city, man. All right, brother. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Jessica. How are you? Hey, Jessica. Get it off your chest. I listen to you guys every morning,

but I need to get something off my chest this morning. I'm a nurse, and I love what I do, but I need to put on blast some of my night coworkers. They're just very unhappy people, and I just don't know why they would want to be nurses if they're that miserable. Right. I can't stand being around unhappy people

and people that complain about everything but don't do anything about it. If you're so unhappy, change your situation. You know what? It's just not even complaining. It's just the whole vibe. Like, they don't say hi. It's just not nice. Have you ever thought that maybe it could be you?

Maybe they're happy on another shift when you're not around? She sounds happy. Nah, it's like this 24 7, whether I'm there or not there. They're just always just an unhappy group of people, and that's putting it very nicely. Well, you avoid the unhappy. Absolutely.

Well, thank you, guys. Thank you so much. You have a good one. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need the vent, hit us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Wake up, wake up. Wake your ass up. This is your time to get it off your chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hello. Hey, what's your name, bro?

Oh, my God, bro. I got through. Oh, my name is Will. Will, what's up? Get it off your chest, Will. Oh, first, what's up? Andy, what's up? Angela Yee. Hey. What's up? Get it off your chest, Will. Oh, personal. What's up? Andy, what's up? Angela Yee.

Hey. God, bro. What's good? What's up, bro? What's up, my guy? How are you? God, bro. I'm f***ing dead.

Oh, my God. Sorry I didn't hear you. Oh, my gosh. What's going on? I'm black, man. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to say, man, I appreciate everything y'all do. Man, y'all throw it for Ray.

Y'all are part of my everyday routine. And, man, y'all motivate me. Y'all make every day easier to keep going. Thank you, bro. Thank you. That's dope. I feel that way about y'all. I'm dead serious.

Hello, who's this? Ariel. Oh, my God. Hey, Areola. Hey, get it off your chest. No, not Areola. Just Ariel. Oh, Ariel.

I'm sorry. DJ MD. Hey. Hey, DJ MD. Hey, Angela Yee. Hey, Ariel. Hey, boo. I've been trying mermaid. Hey, DJMD. Hey, Angela Yee. Hey, Ariel. Hey, boo. I've been trying to call y'all for years.

Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited. We so old. I'm not. I'm only 27. I said we old because you said you've been trying to call us for years. Go ahead, honey. Yeah, I have.

So I'm calling from Orlando, Florida. I moved here from Gainesville three years ago. But I've been trying to call y'all DJ Envy. I've been DMing you on Instagram because I have a homeboy who, like, he do music and he's really good. His name is Eminence Pro. He has a project out. It's called Warm Night Full Heart. And then I have another homeboy named Kendall, but he goes by Sex Only.

And he has a project out called Legalize Melanin. And he also has a dope song called Pam Grier. And it is really, really dope. Where do we go listen, boo? You can listen to both of them on Apple Music. Facts Only is F-A-K-K-S and then only. And then Eminence Pro is E-M-I-N-E-C-E-T-R-O. Okay.

How much are you paying you for promo? Oh, I'm so excited. Nothing. Like, these are my boys who've been friends since middle school. Okay, that's dope. Listen, well, thank you for calling, Mama. Yes, I've been trying to call y'all for years. I'm so excited, and I'm a nurse at Orlando Regional Medical Center, so.

Okay, shout out to you, Ariel. Well, thank you, Ariel. Rick, good morning, Rick. Yo, what's up, Abby? What's up? Hey, what's up? What's up, Charlamagne? Good morning. What's up, Rick? What's up, man? Why you, Ariel. Thank you, Ariel. Rick, good morning, Rick. Yo, what's up, Abby? What's up? What's up, Chalamet? Good morning. What's up, Rick?

What's up, man? Why you mad, bro? Hey, what's up? Yo, so Chalamet, you've been in the New York traffic area for a very long time, man. You came here in the early 2000s. New York has been allowed for you. You're not allowed to undermine any more New York teams, man. You don't undermine the Knicks anymore, man.

Every time the Knicks and the Nets get mentioned, you don't get sucked. You're not allowed to say that. Well, can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? What's up? Do the New York Knicks suck? But I'm a New Yorker. I can say that.

Hey, can I ask you another question? Can I ask you another question? Do the New York Giants suck? No, they don't. I'm never going to admit that to you. You're crazy. Oh, okay. Well, you know, one thing I will say about New Yorkers, and I love New York, a lot of

y'all are very delusional. We are. You love New York so much. Why don't you embrace your New Yorkness? You are a New Yorker now. I love New York. I pay taxes here, but I am a Dallas Cowboys fan. Good try, Rick.

That means you're such a bad person. Okay. Such a bad person. Okay. Such a bad person. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Not a good person. Bad person. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great

colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up

their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warheads. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Bullets. We need help! We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,

where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Yes, sir. Andre Iguodala. costs. What's your game memoir right now, man? I think it was just good timing, especially with the run we've been on. We were kind of the poster child of the league as far as, you know, people really loving us and what we did for the game and then being on the opposite side of that.

And they hate y'all ass. And they hate you for having too much success. So just for me it was more therapeutic, and I had a lot of young kids, young guys in the league asking me for advice. And it's kind of surprising. You know, you get people that look up to you, but you're for advice. And it's kind of surprising. You know, you get people that look up to you, but you're still playing. You're still competing against them.

So all those things I feel like it's kind of a way to give back to the – because it's a new age athlete coming up, especially for the black athlete. You know, we're being exploited more than ever, NCAA, AAU, and kind of how I navigated through the whole thing. It's kind of like there's no navigational tools for guys to kind of, you know, get to the league. They're kind of being pimped throughout the whole process from, you know, age 11 when they're a phenom. Let's talk about the navigation part.

You were saying, you know, we get exploited a lot, you know, and a lot of us have sons and daughters that want to play basketball and it's a tough process. So what do you suggest that people do you know because the only thing we know is aau and high school and right to the college and it's we never get anything well i've had many conversations and my son plays ball um it's funny he's at duke camp right now wow you know and um he he grew up different than i did he grew up different than we did and He grew up different than we did. He grew up privileged. Right. And the one thing I give to the kids and the parents that grew up similar to the way we did is you got to do it for fun. You got to do it because you love it. And I always say these kids nowadays are living their parents' dreams.

Correct. And that's what always derails them. Or no matter where they get, either if they don't make it, their parents derailed them. And they're the reason why they don't make it, their parents derailed them, and they're the reason why they didn't make it. Or when they do make it, parents are the reason why they're having mental issues, or they're spending all the money, or they're going broke, or they're having all the family problems. It's because, you know,

they did it for all the wrong reasons. So for me, it's like, listen, the kid's going to make it or not make it regardless. Like, you have nothing to do with that. Like, you can support them as a parent, and that's going to help them mentally. But, you know, there's a lot of things that we can do differently. And exploiting a kid is, that's the worst reason to get them into the sport.

How about creating our own spaces? We talk about that a lot. And I even look at colleges, and I look at, you know, just imagine if we had one star, we have an HBCU. $40 million slaves. We spoke about that in that book. What if the Fab Five all went to a historically black university or college instead of going to Michigan? That'd change the course of history. They did it with black socks and black Nikes.

They could have changed the course of history. I was just talking to one of the interns. She was talking about, she was talking about, I wish I would have took a visit to Howard. Well, black people, we have a tendency to think white ice is cold. Right. But that's just the way we see it. We grow up, growing said, I wish I would have took a visit to Howard. Well, black people, we have a tendency to think white ice is cold. Right. But that's just the way we see it. Like, we grow up, you know, growing up, I saw Michael Jordan in the Fab Five. I was like, they were like

gods to me. So it was like, you think that's the only way that you can go to make it? And David West, a close teammate of mine, he's trying to change the trajectory or the course of what we can do. He's got the, he got a league where instead of going to college through the NCAA, you can go through this league where they give financial services

as far as financial education. You can actually make money off your likeness. It's just a different avenue. They give you a percentage off your jersey and things like that, right? Right, right. But they're teaching you all these tools as well because that's one thing I talk about in the book is we all were exploited in the NCAA, especially if you went to a big school.

I went to the University of Arizona, and I remember seeing a report, the larger schools in terms of revenue, basketball teams brought to the school. We were number two. And the reason why the athletic department ran was because of the basketball team. And it was funny. I would go to practice, and then the volleyball coach would be like, Coach, you know, you guys got Carl Blanche on practice time. I know who pays the bills around here.

But I would go a week when I had like $10, and I had to make $10 last food for that week. And you were an athlete. My jersey was in the store. Like number 24 was in the store. I would think they would feed y'all just to keep y'all healthy. Well, they changed the rules now where they get unlimited food. But when I was there, you know, you got food on game days or you got food sometimes at the practice or whatever.

But other than that, you know, but you got the head of the NCAA. You know, you can look up his salary right now. He's a millionaire, you know. So it's just a system and how it's been so far. Now, people are saying that the Warriors are over, that the Dynasty is over. Nobody said that with Drake. Right. What do you think?

Got two men down maybe next year? Klay will be back soon. KD will be back to form. If he signs. But he'll be back to form. Okay. But hopefully he'll be back. He might be out all next year.

But you saw what we did in the finals. You know, we was right there. And we were like, really, we had three guys break something. And we still had an opportunity. We were one possession away from pushing it to game seven. So we'll be fine. Big free agency this summer. So we still had an opportunity. We were one possession away from pushing it to a game seven. So we'll be fine. Big free agency this summer. So we'll be all right.

All right, we have more with Andre Iguodala. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed?

A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.

I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I trade my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I trade my own country? My forefathers did that themselves.

What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We need help!

We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests

and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves, for self-preservation and protection. It was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're

gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing alicia keys like you've never heard her before listen to on purpose with jay shetty on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts morning everybody it's dj envy angela yee charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we're still kicking it we're andre iguodala from the goldene, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Andre Iguodala from the Golden State Warriors. Charlamagne? Do the Warriors organization take any blame for what happened to KD? Or should they? Because you're talking a book about, you know, sacrificing your body for these organizations.

So that's a really good question. I don't think his injury was a reason of the other injury. Because the way the body set up, the calf should have went out first before the Achilles. So that was like an act of God. Like the Achilles was just going to go out no matter if he was injured before that or not.

But I talk about in the book, you know, what's your body worth? You know, all I hear is play one a year longer than you can. But at the same time, it's like you all want to have a certain lifestyle when I'm done playing. You know, the knees go quick.

So you don't think the Warriors had any responsibility with maybe pushing KD out there too soon? That's a tough part too. You think about it. We have a really good training staff.

You know, I'll give credit where credit's due. Our training staff was one of the best in the world and I feel like they got them back.

The tough thing is when you're an athlete and you're hurt, everybody's looking at you sideways. And then being his teammate is harder because everyone's feeding stuff in our head when KD coming back,

when KD coming back. And the fact that it's the finals. That's what I'm saying. Now, whatever happened to Mark? Because he put that team together, it seems like, and then nobody ever gave him a chance again, which seems weird. We were just talking about that this morning. And, like, we were huge fans of Mark, the players.

He was the ultimate players coach. That was, I mean, he pretty much put that team together. Like, that's when we first started hearing about the Warriors. And then it was like, he got let go and then no other team gave him a shot. And I talk about in the book, as far as he was like one of my favorite coaches of all time. It was like, come in, compete, play hard. But I feel like that's the politics of it, man. When you say politics, what do you mean?

I know they used to be upset because he was too religious, they said. Did he make y'all go to church? That was a rumor. He didn't make us go to church. He offered it to us, and we all went as a team because we got a team bunch of believers, so we went to church. We was going to church regardless. But it was the politics, and then you know how it is.

Once they want you out, they're going to find something. And then, you know, one particular issue was, from what I heard, was his views on gender or marriage or what the Bible said on your sexuality. And our head of our business

who, he just went to the Hall of Fame, he was the brains behind All-Star Weekend. Like, this dude, he created the All-Star Weekend, Rick Welch, like, genius business. And he's gay. So, there was conflicts with that that was weekend like this dude he created the all-star weekend rick welts like genius business and and he's gay so there was conflicts with that that was widespread everyone was talking about that and uh it's interesting someone mentioned it to me he was like when people can't express themselves

but are you allowed to express yourself that you don't agree with it you should accept it because we should all accept each other but it's like we're afraid to really say our beliefs now. You may not believe in something, but you still embrace that or you have respect for them. As long as you don't disrespect them or judge them. It was that on top of he might have issues with ownership. That was the crazy part. He didn't have a good relationship with the ownership.

That's not going to work. That ain't going to never work. But no other team picked him up. Think about it. Not one other team picked him up. Think about it. Not one other team. Well, it just shows how in line the ownership group is. They all together, they care about one thing. Money.

That bottom line. You think Mark Jackson's blackballed from the NBA? I do. Yes. Really? Yes. Absolutely. Wow.

Well, we appreciate you for joining us. Yeah, man. Pick up the book, Six Men. And KD and Klay coming back next year. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. KD, too?

I think KD's coming back. I hope he does. I mean, we want him to come back. Prior to the injury, did you think he was leaving or going? I didn't know. But that's the hard part, too, is, like, every day we had to deal with that. Like, the whole year you had to deal with, is KD coming back? It was like, man, like, man, I hope so, yeah.

Like, what you want me to say? But at the same time, it was like, you know I hope so, yeah. Like, what you want me to say? But at the same time, it was like, you know, where there's smoke, there's a fire. So it was like, well, who's putting out these reports?

Sometimes they fake. You don't know what's what. You know, it's the drama of the NBA. I heard they're going to the Knicks, though. That's what I heard. I don't know, man.

I personally think y'all are going to strike out. Yeah, I agree with you. All right. It's Andre Iguodala to Breakfast Club. Good morning. DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're asking, have you ever caught your parents having sex or have your kids ever caught you having sex? Now, this topic comes from Shout to the Bully and the Beast podcast, L'Oreal and Wax. Let's play the audio. Have you ever been caught by...

Oh, plenty, plenty. I got caught plenty. I got caught by moms, grand's play the audio. Have you ever been caught by... Oh, plenty, plenty. I got caught by plenty. I got caught by moms, grandmoms, brothers. So I was with my friend. It was 3 o'clock in the morning, let me just say, and I was in a room with a door that was unlocked. My son comes in because I guess he heard some noise. All I hear is, Mommy, that is very inappropriate.

I am calling Mama. Good. What did your friend say? He was like, you should have yelled at him so he could think something's wrong. I'm like, I was in shock. So we're asking 805-85-1051. My kids have never walked in and called us, but my daughter has texted us and said, guys, I'm still up.

Guys, I'm still up. So you checked your text during sex? No, this was after. When we checked in, you could see the text. It was like, guys, I'm still up. The next morning, she asked mommy, mommy, what was you doing to Daddy last night? He was making so much noise. Shut up.

It sounded like he was in pain. Shut up. Yee, have you ever caught your parents having sex? I think so. I never walked in on them, but I've heard them. And it's because I was sneaking downstairs in the house. My room was all the way on the third floor, so I was creeping downstairs past their room. The door was closed, and I heard some conversation. It didn't sound

like it was fun, though. What conversation did you hear? I don't know. It sounded like they were having sex, but you know how, like, you're tired and you don't really feel like it? That's what it sounded like. Okay. What about you, Charlemagne? No. I don't remember. I mean, I might have caught my parents having sex one time, but it wasn't like

a caught thing. It's like, you know, we used to have a ranch-style house in Monk's Corner, and, you know, you walk in the door, and you peek in, and you see them under the covers, and you just back away because you know, you know, you're seeing something you ain't got no business in. But my kids have never caught me simply because I'm not poor, and I got locks on my door. Apologies to all those who can't afford locks. Get your money up, King.

All right? Your kids would have never caught you if you wasn't a poor-ass nigger who could afford locks. I'm sure there's some people out there that could afford locks, that have locks on their doors. Well, then lock the goddamn door, then. It's just that simple. Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, who's this?

Hey, it's DJ from Houston. I'm from Cali, but I live in Houston. What's up, brother? What's going on with you? What's going on, man? Yeah, I called my parents having sex. Well, it wasn't my parents. It was like my mom and her boyfriend. Damn.

I was like 19. I didn't really like the dude, but I'm like, I knocked on the door like, hey, man, is it cool? Like, man, I got to ask you a question. She's like, hold on. I'm like, I just walked away. Wow. So a dude you didn't like was knocking down your mom's.

You had that image in your head forever. Was he putting it down? Yeah, bro. I still got it. I don't know. It sounds like, see, Charlamagne, you always got to ask that, man. What you mean? I asked you a question.

Was he putting it down? Listen, mom, you got to have a life too, bro. I feel you on that. It sounded like he was, but he was. She was making noise? She was moaning? Yeah, bro. Damn.

I had to knock on the door to kind of break it up real quick. I don't know if you rap, bro, but that'd be a great rap song. Mommy moaning and just the perspective of a kid catching their parent having sex. I'm serious. Hello, who's this? Good morning. This is Ricardo Haley Jr. from Yonkers. Ricardo Haley Jr., man.

You ever walked in on your parents having sex? Tell us about Ricardo Haley Sr. putting it down. Yep. Nah, I ain't never seen pop's old mom get it in, but I got a one-year-old. I was giving my shorty some back shots. He walked in with a stunned face. I'm talking about he looked shocked like I was hurting her or something.

He probably thought you were hurting her. Hopefully you were hurting her. Some nice, pleasurable pain. You know, I was putting that pain in, but I'm saying at the same time, you know, come on, man. This is love. This is love. Did you stop?

Did you stop, though? Yeah, nah, I pulled out real quick, snatched him up, took. This is love. This is love. Did you stop? Did you stop, though? Yeah, nah. I pulled out real quick, snatched him up, took him to the crib. You know, I couldn't even bust that. Yeah, you gotta tell him,

like, look, man, you keep interrupting me, you're never gonna have a sibling, my G. That's a fact, yo. My G. You need some siblings, too, because I need a babysitter, man.

Oh, my God. All right, brother. Hello, who's this? Nisha. Hey, Nisha. You caught your parents having sex sex or your kids caught you? I caught my parents. And what happened? You sound mad, too.

I was under the bed, right? And my mom was on her knees and then she looked me in my eyes. Wait, wait, wait. You was under the bed? Yeah. Why was you under the bed? My mom, I wanted to know what they was doing and then she hear my mom say, oh, daddy, oh, daddy. I'm like, under the bed. My mom, I want to know what they was doing in there.

Oh, daddy, oh, daddy. I'm like, I called him daddy. I see what you're saying. Oh, my daddy. You sound wild incestual right now. And you wanted to see that because you actually hid under the bed. And what if that man would have pulled out

and let that stuff fall towards the carpet? Oh, my goodness. And you just happened to be looking up at them. I'm just ready. So hold on, Charlamagne. Let me let you know something. First of all, and you playing Nintendo, and you hear these, we in apartment building.

Our walls is really thin. You hear these stupid noises. You want to be like, wait, hold on. What's going on here? No, you mind your business. That's that goddamn boogeyman your parents keep telling you about. And that little... My daddy said there's no such thing as the boogeyman.

Hello. Well, you saw the boogeyman that night. He was boogieing all over your mama, wasn't he? I was traumatized. I was traumatized. I was so traumatized. Like, oh, my God. Like, oh, my God.

And that was your daddy. That was your father. That's what your mama was saying, too, when your dad... Oh, my God. Oh oh my God. And that was your daddy. That was your father. That's what your mama was saying too when your dad was... Oh my God, oh my God. Why y'all so crazy? Why y'all so crazy? Why y'all listening so crazy? And then they wonder why I'm crazy. It's y'all fault.

There's no moral of the story. These's your fault. There's no moral of the story. These are the stories. Lock the goddamn door, you poor ass. Locks ain't that expensive, bro. All right? No, they're not, man. Lock the goddamn door.

Buy some locks for your door and lock the door before you do it. It's just that simple. Or put the chair up behind the door or something. Lock it and put a chair behind the door? I've done that before. Just put the chair just so it makes noise so you know what's going on so they can't sneak up on you. Yeah, that's when you was poor, huh? That's when you was a poor. All right, we got more coming up next.

We're The Breakfast Club. E.J. and V. Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Jill Marie Jones and the creators of Monogamy here. Welcome, guys. Good morning. It's been two seasons of Monogamy so far, right? Yeah, this is our second season. And there's this

swap therapy that you guys do on Monogamy to help in your relationships and your marriages. What is swap therapy? It's basically when you swap spouses in an effort to get distance from a relationship, to get a perspective on it, to heal it. So it's like sanctioned infidelity, basically.

Well, it's more about mirror-ism, I think. It's more about looking into a mirror and saying, the reflection that I see, is that actually who I want to be? Yes. Also to characters that think a certain way and then they go into the experiment and realize it was better at home. They just didn't appreciate it. But then there's also two characters that saw what they thought they saw and then end up finding something new. That ain't monogamy. What does this show about? I always said that monogamy should have a question mark at the end of it.

I always say that the show should have a question mark. We're shifting our perception of what is monogamy. Can one person be your everything and should they be? For example, and what we were just talking about. If there was a space where my husband could feel attracted to a woman and feel free enough to come and tell me, and we sharing that together, could that lessen the fact

that he goes out and steps out on me? It's the secrets and you're not given a platform to be who you are. If he's attracted to someone, tell me, babe. Let's talk about it.

Is that real life for you? That's real life for me. Okay, so explain it because now I got, now let's get into this. You can be attracted to another woman. That's gotta be good.

Like a man can be attracted to another woman, but you're not going to let him go sleep with the other woman. Some people do. Some people can if they choose to. But the point is, do you feel free enough that you can come to your wife and say, babe, or any man or any person? Regardless of what happens after that. Yeah. Is there a space where you can be who you are? Because we have this idea that you get married, you're not attracted to people, you shouldn't feel things.

Now, there's nothing wrong with honoring your commitment because we do honor that. But honor who you are as a human. We're not dead. We feel people. We're connected to people. We're attracted to people. So let there be space for that and maybe, just maybe, that'll cut down the lies and the deception. Really? Yes. Because I don't think, like, I've never

thought that that was a problem, being attracted to another woman or a woman saying another guy is attractive, that's never the problem. It's when you actually go act on that and sleep with that person. I agree. I think it starts there, though. I mean, well, the perception is you're not supposed to talk about it. That's not supposed to be put on the table. Really?

And I think that's what we're talking about. I mean, do you feel like it's okay? Do you feel like that it's okay to put that on the table in your relationship? That you can say? I mean, I'm not going to sit around and lust over a woman and be like, yo, I want to hit that. But I might be like, oh, she's pretty. My wife might be like, yo, he's handsome.

That's cool. So do you fight your thoughts? Yes, exactly. Because maybe on your head you don't do that. Do you stop yourself from thinking that? Do you fight it? Or do you allow yourself? Do you think about what you're going to say?

So that, you know, is it the right time? Is it the, you know, is it the, is the, how far should I go when I when i speak about this so yeah i think and a certain women that we both can agree are bad like you might see angela bassett and you and your wife would be like yo right right yeah both of y'all be like that right now i want to talk about your relationship though as creators of this show i want to know what is your relationship like and what are your thoughts because watching this show watching Monogamy and seeing the aftermath of the whole swap therapy and seeing the different relationships and, you know, the struggles that people have been having in their marriages,

what made you guys come up with this and what is your real relationship like? Well, that's a lot of questions. So how we first came up with it was basically pillow talk. In the bed, yeah. We were thinking about swapping. Just the bed, yeah. We were... Just the two of us. Thinking about swapping? Okay, just checking.

Just the two of us. Y'all were thinking about swapping, huh? I think my husband annoyed me something. Like, he was handling business on the phone. I was like, babe, like, we have to stop. And he said something like, well, I'm sure your perfect dude would put down his phone and something, fill in the blank. So that's where it started.

So it kind of started. I said, okay, well, your perfect woman would, you know... Would allow you to do this and you'd be... Would suck it while you're on the phone. So that's where it started. So it kind of started. I said, okay, well, your perfect woman would, you know. Would allow you to do this and you'd be boom, boom. Would suck it while you're on the phone. Right, exactly. And then we kept talking about it and we're like, well,

you know, what would that look like if we evolved that into something else? Could we be with other people and our marriage withstand that, withhold that? Withhold it. Would we be okay?

If he and I were put in two separate environments for two months, could we maintain the integrity of our relationship? Well, two months wasn't there at first. We didn't know that at first, but we just... We're thinking for a time. We have not

tried it. I think you guys should. That's going to be season three. I was about to say it, but I love you guys so much, I don't want you to do it. Because I feel like maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to see what that's like because... No. Why are y'all doing this?

The show. Why are y'all putting this in the ecosystem? Well, because we feel like... I felt like traditional marriage was dying. So what I really wanted to do was put a different spin on what marriage could be. And I just felt like marriage doesn't not have to be the box that I felt like we've put it in. There's always a good idea to get a perspective to self-reflect. And I don't think we do that enough in relationships.

Intimacy, into me you see, is about really going deep. And that's the point of marriage. So we wanted to create this specialized environment where couples could do that. And I feel like marriages would survive and thrive if we actually started to look at a lot of our pain points, things that we don't want to talk about. For you, Jill Marie Jones, has your thoughts on marriage changed from doing two seasons of monogamy?

Have your thoughts changed? You know, like, I don't know if I'll ever get married. I mean, just by choice, you know, but maybe if he's worth it, you know, he has to come with something, you know, like... Not marriage for the sake of just saying I'm married, but marriage because you want to. Right. And so, I mean, I love

the exploration of this. I could never do it, you know, in my life. You know what's scary about marriage to me? Is that I have a lot more friends who are unhappily married than happily married. Right. Yeah.

Right. And I know way more people. Why is that? Why do you feel the same way, right? Why do you think that is? Like, why? I think it is that I don't think you ask

the right questions when you're dating people. Like, it's crazy to me that I have friends that they're in, like, two-year relationships and they don't even know if the guy wants kids, if she wants kids. I mean, they're not having, like, the right conversation.

So then they are in these relationships that end up lasting, lasting, lasting until you're, like, three years in. And then, like, what's next? Okay, well, society says marriage is next. Right, right, right. So then they propose, and they are in this marriage, but they don't really ask the right questions. They're not really getting to know the real person. I agree with that. That's what I think. And I also think there's problems that you have

when you're dating that you think if you get married, they'll go away. Same thing with kids. It's crazy that Brian White's character on our show, I actually relate. I didn't know that I related to this character. I was like watching. I was like, oh my God. Like I relate. That's, that was me in my twenties. Like I was saving, dudes that didn't even ask to be saved. You had it like that, girl. You know what I mean? You know, I was just like, I will help you. I will help you through it, you know?

But I didn't realize how emasculating that can be. On the flip side, they say a great woman can make a man great. So I think maybe a lot of guys might be expecting that. But you have to make a man great in the way that he can feel and move so that he feels supported if you do it in a way that he does not

feel supported then you're not making him great what you are is making him dependent say it again what you are is you're making him dependent

and that is what my husband and then he takes you for granted after a while and then you're just doing these things and then you start feeling like damn I done did all this.

Right, right, right. And he's thinking, I didn't ask you to do anything. Exactly. Which both are fair statements. Both are fair. Well, I think men only say that when the woman starts throwing it up in their face. When the woman starts throwing in their face everything she's done for him, then the man might say, I didn't ask you to do all that.

But I think you appreciate the support if it's real, genuine support. I guess the question is, is it real, genuine support? All right, we got more with the creators of Monogamy and Jill Marie Jones. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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let it be okay for your husband to say no. And that really hit me. Say no to what though? Whatever. Because the idea is that, well, if you love me, you will do blank. And if you don't, then there's an absence of love.

And that's unfair, I think, sometimes that we put on people. I had a hard time with that. What, saying no? I had a hard time with saying no to my wife. Yeah, you did. I'm trying to think of a reason why I would say no to my wife. Exactly. How long have you been married?

I've been with my wife for 21 years. We've been married for five. Okay. So for me, it would be things that would just be something I couldn't do or outside of what I needed to do at the moment or outside of the things that we needed to do, even as a couple. But I would try. In the beginning of our relationship, I would always say yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then resentment builds up. But then resentment builds up because you don't feel like maybe that's not... But you didn't really say what you were really wanting to say. No, I didn't. It was really on me. I often think that men aren't given the space to know what they want and to ask for it. I know we've struggled with that.

Like, I'm very clear on what I want and I'll say, honey, I need this, this, and this. Like, do you feel like it's okay if I say I need this and that need will be met? Yes. I'm a very expressive person. So, you know, I have no problem saying exactly how I feel. And I think going to therapy the past few years has definitely let me be able to convey my feelings a whole lot better. So I think the biggest arguments me and my wife have nowadays

are about the kids. And I wouldn't even call them arguments. They're just healthy debates. Now, when I have discussions with my friends, one of the main things that comes up is sex and not having enough sex in their relationship. I've heard people say, listen, I've been with, we've been together, we haven't had sex

in two months. We haven't had sex in this amount of time. I don't know what's going on in this relationship. So it makes you want to run toward that. I'm just joking. I've heard people say that a lot as they get into, especially in marriage, like he sleeps on the couch or he's sleeping in the basement and watching TV.

He's watching porn. I caught him doing this. You got some miserable friends. And, you know, and I get a lot of questions about it. And I think this is a really common problem that people have where their sex drives don't align. And they don't know why. Is he cheating on me? Is he not interested in me anymore?

Is he not attracted to me? So is that something that's ever been an issue? Oh, so it's the man that's not reciprocating? It can never be the woman. You know what, though? It happens both ways because I've definitely had guys say, and then I think what happens is you don't even want to initiate it because you get turned down.

So then now I don't even feel like doing it anymore. And then y'all both end up not having sex. I think you have to create a culture of closeness, and you have to really, really consciously do that for your marriage. That has to be almost like an appointment. And so I go back to, for us, we have a scheduled time that we do that.

We're sex. No, listen. I don't want to schedule a sex. No, get me. I don't want to schedule a sex. No, sometimes we do. We have a scheduled sexual appointment. No coochie on the calendar. For me, my sex young for this conversation. You have a scheduled sexual appointment. No coochie on the calendar.

For me, my sex starts in the mind. Okay, so. You want to f*** me, as you said? Spontaneous. What's going on? I was like, where was I with appointments? No, but I'm saying. Passed out.

The penetration. You missed a few. The penetration for me starts mentally and emotionally. So we can get that cracking at any point. And I'm just saying, we make a conscious point to do that. The penetration. All right. We need a little.

There we go. Because some guys, when they have sex, they don't even care about all that. They just be like. I think that's most women. Exactly. Yeah. But men, too. I mean, married men, I think.

I'm assuming you got married because you want something beyond just the physical flesh fornication. Right. Not always. Not always. Sometimes you just want, you know. I'll be honest with you, Craig. I said this yesterday. I feel like the best sex I've ever had is definitely with my wife.

And it's because of the emotional, spiritual connection. I don't even remember those physical, physical altercations I had with women. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. No, no, no. I don't mean like outside your marriage, but I do mean within the marriage, within the person that youations I have with women. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. No, no, no. I don't mean like outside your marriage, but I do mean within the marriage, within the person that you're in love with.

Yeah, sometimes you just want to go at it. You don't have to have all the lovey stuff in a married couple. It doesn't have to be all emotional because the emotion's already there. It's always going to be there. Yes. Would you say the best sex you've ever had

has been with somebody you've been in love with? Yeah. Wait, I was over here like... Would you say the best sex you ever had has been with somebody you were in love with? Or can you have great sex with somebody you're not in love with? Oh. You can have a different type of great sex.

There's varying degrees of great sex, I think. Keep it real. Yeah, you know I keep it real, too. You know what? I love, like... You know what's crazy? Is that I've been you know I have a family member

that has not been in the best health or whatever so I've been like really like that's been on my soul and then also too just work and stuff

so I've been just about Jill right but like about three weeks ago I was just like I think I'm ready for my person again

so I'm like you know not that I'm actively looking but I'm you know DM's baby no no DM's I'm ready for my person again. So I'm like, you know, not that I'm actively looking, but I'm, you know, I'm ready. DMs, baby. No, no DMs.

I'm your person. No dicks, please. But I'm a person who just likes my person. Like, I just want the one person. Right, one at a time. Yeah, so I would answer that to say, like, yeah, probably the best sex that I've ever had is because I love them immensely. And marriage is that times 100. Yes. To me.

Yeah. That's what marriage, that's what it is when you're making love to your wife, you're like, I'm making love to my wife. Yeah. It's a different feeling. Has cheating ever helped a marriage? I think it can. I think it can too, yeah.

Which kind is like, I've seen friends that they were better after. Yeah. Because what happens is space opens up where you start getting authentic and honest about what you need and what you feel. And that goes back to what I was just saying in the beginning that we don't give ourselves permission often. Maybe for the first time ever. Because that's what makes it so real and juicy

is when you can just show up fully as who you are. So give me all of you, the good, bad, and the ugly. I'm not condoning that you should cheat and stay. I'm not condoning domestic violence or anything like that. But I am creating a space where we can be fully who we are. That, to me, is power and love. So should second chances be allowed? Or sometimes third, fourth, fifth chances?

I mean, it depends on the situation. But yeah, sure. And no chance. If you're opened up by it. Which is what, in the monogamy in our TV show, some couples are. That's what it does. It opens people up. The. It opens people up.

The infidelity opens people up. But if it doesn't, if it's just, if that is an absolute deal breaker, then it can't move anyway. I think it's the deception and the betrayal that comes along with it. Yeah, I think so too. That is so hurtful. It is embarrassing though. Sometimes I would think that the cheating is easier than having that conversation. Yeah. Sometimes the cheating allows you than having that conversation. Yeah.

Sometimes the cheating allows you to have the conversation. It does. And that's what we're talking about. Do you think that when people cheat or maybe some people cheat, that is that a cry for help in the relationship that they're in? Or is that just guys being guys or girls just wanting to be single again? I don't buy the guys being guys thing. Does it mean something deeper?

I usually think when men cheat, it's for ego. You know what I'm saying? Like we have wounded egos. We have fragile egos. You know, we trying to fill our cups with something that's just not going to ever fill because the cup got a hole in the bottom. So until you fix that wounded ego, then you're going to do things like want to cheat. Do you feel like your marriage has helped you fill that wound?

Absolutely. When you have a good marriage and you're being the good husband. And what's a good marriage and a good husband? I mean, me doing what I'm supposed to be doing. Like, I was a dog. I was out there running the streets. You know what I'm saying?

Everything that I was moving. So when you stop doing that and you start really committing to your wife and committing to your kids, there's nothing more fulfilling. Like, that's when you have a beautiful ego instead of a wounded ego.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wonder, what is that? What makes you get to the point where you say, I'm going to commit to this woman? Men, what's the answer to that one? I'm sure the ladies. Is that growth, though?

Is that growth, though? Like, just, like, living life and, like, learning? Like, because I'm definitely not who I was in my 20s. Like, you know, you couldn't pay me to go back there. Yeah, I hear you. Because I'm definitely not who I was in my 20s. You couldn't pay me to go back there. Yeah, I hear you.

And I turned 45 on January the 4th. Oh, my birthday's January 3rd. I know! Yay, my mom's January 12th. I think it's growth, and I think it's just realizing, yo, this is the closest person to you. This is the person that you go to sleep with. How did you get to that point?

How did you get to the point where you knew this was the person? I started feeling like a sucker. I started feeling disloyal. I started feeling like a liar, you know to that point? You thought you might lose it? How did you get to the point when you knew this was the person? I started feeling like a sucker. I started feeling disloyal. I started feeling like a liar, you know what I mean? And like, that's not things that I can do. I can't live with those kind of feelings, you know what I mean?

How I'm more loyal to my homies than I am my woman, you know what I mean? Like, that's just my best friend. How I'm more loyal to them and won't lie to them and keep it 100 with them, but doing that to her,

like, man, that's not a good feeling for me. All right, we got more with the creators of Monogamy and Jill Marie Jones. So don't man, that's not a good feeling for me. Alright, we got more with the creators of Monogamy and Jill Marie Jones, so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are

The Breakfast Club. We have Jill Marie Jones and the creators of Monogamy here. Is it also a feeling that I might lose what I have, too? Because I think sometimes guys get to the point where they're like, damn, she might really leave this time. She's been in the gym. She's been in the gym.

She's been working out. She's plant-based. She's looking fine. I had to. For me, how did I get to the point where Charlamagne's talking about right now? For me and you, it was about the support. It was about the support that I got from you. It was about that you felt me and it was about the support that I got from you it was about

that you felt me and you were me and you were inside me and you were everything that I God damn it let me write this down for the next time

I get asked that question that was like shit so that's what happened I mean me too I kissed him on our first date I just I just went in he was talking and I just I knew hitting you in lines like that So that's what happened. I mean, me too. I kissed him on our first date. I just went in.

He was talking, and I just, I knew. Hitting you in lines like that, I can see why. You know what else for me? She was my wife. My father. Like, watching my father and my mother get a divorce, and how he got it. They got divorced because he was cheating.

And watching how that ruined my family, I didn't want to do that to my family. Right. You know what I mean? You think you do have to if your partner has some type of sexual, as you call it, deviancy. Right. Do you think you should make the effort to try even if it's not something you've ever really considered or been into? If it doesn't work for you, no.

I mean, if... Well, I mean, it depends. It depends on how long I've been with him. It's your partner. So, I mean, in some ways you I mean, it depends. It depends on how long I've been with him. It's your partner, so, I mean, in some ways you've got to support your partner, right? As long as it's nothing harmful to you,

but maybe something you never envisioned yourself trying. I mean, I definitely think, I suggest that you explore with your partner. That's the point of marriage. Like, really going to

other dimensions, actually. I don't think Maggie should explore that with Carson. I mean, she could if... Is Carson her husband? Yeah. Carson is Maggie's husband. Yes, explore that with Carson. I mean, she could. Is Carson her husband? Carson is Maggie's husband. Yes, explore that.

What is it? Tell them what it is. Show them, man, you haven't seen the show. You're not going to explore it with your husband? Tell them, man, you haven't seen it. But he's still right, though. He's still right. Tell them what it is.

Sadism. It's sadism. Sadism? Yeah. I'm stupid. What is that? Sadism is when you inflict, you get pleasure

from giving pain. Oh, masochist. No, that's masochism. It's when you like pain. He gets pleasure from receiving pain. He likes to give it to her. Right.

And to the point where it's dangerous. To the point where my character It's detrimental. It's dangerous. Got you, got you, got you. All men are slight sadists though, right?

Probably. You want her to flinch a little bit. You don't want her to just be like, that's all you got? You know what are slight sadists, though, right? Probably. You want her to flinch a little bit. You don't want her to just be like, that's all you got? You know what I mean? Right, right, right. Well, he takes it a little to the extreme. Like I said, my character can no longer have children.

It's extreme. That word means extreme, yeah. But the question is... Why are you flinching like these are real sex scenes you're doing? No. No, I'm just saying, I don't think Maggie would do that. She's trying to be Maggie

right now. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Where would Maggie go? So, Maggie likes a little choking, but she don't... No! Maggie doesn't know.

A light choke. By the way, let's just say, I'm just so happy for season two because I feel like Maggie finally has her voice. She has a lot of hurt

on her name because she made sweet, sweet love to her husband before the experiment. Yeah. And then she caught a connection in the experiment. Mm-hmm. And she's pregnant, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is. Right. That's Maggie. Right.

No condoms in these connections? Not in that one. Well, we didn't explain that. We haven't really explained that yet. Right. I need to start watching Monogamy, but even more, I think that y'all need to do a Monogamy after show. Which y'all do. No, I'm serious. They do. Oh, y'all do do an after show.

We do a little bit. We do a little. No, y'all should do an after show and like open it up to other couples and relationships and the conversations that this is starting. Oh, that's cool. Because I'm meeting your wife and... Not with my wife. No. You have a lot to say.

I know. We don't do that. All right. Well, we can join this corner. This is the Capricorns. We're not married. It's the married tribe over here. That's right.

I like dating. I don't know if I feel like marriage is the be-all, end-all, but I could be with somebody forever and not get married. If it happens, it happens, right? I can say that there was definitely a transition from making love as, you know, boyfriend, girlfriend to husband and wife. Yes, indeed. The day after that moment, it was just, yeah.

Somebody told me when, and I won't say because it wasn't famous, but they were like, don't get married, it'll ruin your whole relationship. Oh, damn. You need to stop talking to miserable people, boy. Well, it depends. Jesus Christ.

I mean, it really could. Yeah, but it's also the most life-affirming, life-giving thing. It's the best. If it's the right person. If it's the right person. But you also have to look at, and I think a lot of relationships

look at what they don't have anymore as opposed to what they have now. Yeah. What they don't have anymore and what they don't have. Yeah, like relationships should free you up. They should free you.

It should be a mirror for you to grow into your most expanded self. It shouldn't be constrictive. If you focus on what you're getting, but we do spend too much on what we don't get. I think we're saying the same thing that you just said. I come with a lot in the most beautiful way. So add to that.

If he's worth it, I'm down for it. I also think you get miserable when people don't learn how to fight. You have to learn how to fight well. Don't you think so in a marriage? Like you have to, or any relationship. Yeah, you know you're going to get into arguments. You have to be productive in that. Yeah, healthy.

Yeah, like. Sometimes, you know, our arguments have not been healthy. They weren't. Yeah, so we had to really work on that. I think you forget that that's your friend. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. You guys are on the same team. Yes. They weren't. Yeah, so we had to really work on that. I think you forget that that's your friend. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You guys are on the same team. Yes. But we have to come back to that. If it's worth it and I feel like I decided to do it, let's do it. But if I decide not to, I don't care. That's okay, too. You can be happy without the institution of marriage.

You know what I mean? I think, you know, if you're happy within yourself. Monogamy season two is out now? Yes. You can watch it on umc.tv, download the app or go through

Amazon Prime. Just so y'all know, you can get a free seven-day trial as well. That is so true. It'll bring up some great conversation between you and your boo.

Yes. I love, like, watching it with friends of mine that are couples. A lot of debates will happen. Because I literally am watching it, I'm like this.

Right, right, right. Because it sparks conversation. That's why y'all two need to host the after show. I agree. We're going to do that. You and your wife are coming. From your words, from your lips, man. It's Craig Ross Jr., Karen Ward Ross, and Jill Marie Jones.

Yay! Monogamy, thank y'all for coming. It's The Breakfast Club. Thank you for having us. Appreciate you. Thank you. I was Monogamy. Thank y'all for coming. It's the Breakfast Club. Thank you for having us. Appreciate it. Thank you. It's the donkey of the day.

Bunch of jackass. That's pretty funny. Solomon the devil? Possibly. The Breakfast Club. It goes to a New Jersey man named Richard Decker. Let's call him You mean the devil? Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, don't hear the Dave. It goes to a New Jersey man named Richard Decker.

Let's call him Dick. You know Dick is short for Richard, so we'll call him Dick Decker. Now, we really need to see if Dick's origins start in Florida, because, man, on a scale of one to Florida, the level of stupidity in this man's story is absolutely pohokie. I've never been to pohokie in Florida, but it's ranked the worst place in Florida. So I'm just assuming it has to be pretty bad.

And when I hear what Dick Decker was arrested for, I have to think to myself, WTF? What the Florida? All right, I'm sorry, Florida, but you all have reached a level of crazy that when we hear certain stories, we say to ourselves, oh, he must be from Florida. When I told the story to the room this morning, it was like, where that happen? Florida? No, Dick Decker is not from Florida. He's from New Jersey. But he's just pulled a Florida move.

Now, unfortunately, there is no news report for this story yet. And I'm highly disappointed because I love when it's news reports about nut ass news like this. See, according to the New Jersey Herald, Richard Dick Decker, 31 years old, wanted to have sex. And I guess there was some fine things on a farm in Jersey that caught his eye. Oh, yes, parts of Jersey definitely have farmland. And Sussex County is one of those places.

People work on these farms. They live on these farms. And Dick Decker was in the need of some sexual healing. So what Richard started doing, okay, what Dick started doing is sending messages to farms and horse stables in sussex county asking if he could have sex now i know y'all think that sounds creepy and you should because it is a random person calling you just asking for sex but look it gets worse because see the people dick decker was calling were animal caregivers and when he was asking to have sex he wasn't asking to have sex with the animal when he was asking to have sex,

he wasn't asking to have sex with the animal caregivers. He was asking if he could have sex with their horses and cows. They can't make this kind of stuff up. I'm reading this in the New York Post right now. Dick Decker, 31 years old, began sending the messages to Sussex County Farms and Horse Stables in 2018, asking the animal caregivers if he could have sex with their cows and horses. Question, do you think Dick Decker is a vegan?

Okay, I'm thinking of Sexy Vegan from last week. He was a vegan who was sleeping with his dog, but people don't eat dogs in America, so that don't count. But if you're a vegan having sex with cows and horses, something's not adding up, all right? Now, Dick Decker didn't take the rejection kindly. He called these animal caregivers and asked for consent to sleep with their cows and horses. He was rejected by the farmers.

So what did Dick Decker do? Dick Decker sent threats back and placed homemade metal spikes on their driveways to damage their cars. In one case, he threatened to beat a farmer's wife with a wooden stick when denied permission to fornicate with their horses and cows. And several of the property owners reported their tires had been damaged by spikes. And when he was arrested and police searched his home, they found a homemade.22 caliber gun, arrows with explosives attached, metal spikes similar to those used at the farms, and posters of the Chick-fil-A cow. I'm not making this stuff up, people. You know what? It's time to play a game of Guess What Race It Is!

Now, Richard Dick Decker, 31 years old, Sussex County, New Jersey, called farms and asked the animal caregivers if he could have sex with their cows and horses. And when he was rejected, resorted to violence. Guess what race it is, Angelique? I will definitely, without a hesitation, say he is Old Town Road White. No kidding. Actually, Old Town Road would be black, though, right?

Well, not the remix. No. Yeah, you got to say the remix. DJ Envy. Richard Dick Decker, 31 years old, Sussex County, New Jersey, called farms and asked the animal caregivers if he could have sex with their cows and horses. When he was rejected, he resorted to violence. Guess what race it is!

This one's a tough one. Okay. This one's a tough one. I think you're trying to throw me off. Come on. I think you're trying to throw me off. Come on. I got to go away. I got to go away. I got to go away.

You know, I'm going to ask Stephen. Stephen's the white man in the room. Stephen. Oh, he knows. Richard Dick Decker, 31 years old, Sussex County, New Jersey. He got Stephen and his dog. Called farms and asked the animal care givers if he could have sex with their cows and horses. When he was denied, he resorted to violence.

Guess what race it is, Stephen the White Demon? He was white, but we don't claim him. We gave him up in the racial draft of 2009. Okay. All right. Man, why you playing the mic down there? This is crazy. This is crazy.

I would like Stephen the White Demon, DJ Envy, and Angelina to know that they're all correct. Richard Dick Decker is Caucasian. Let me tell you something. The male ego is fragile as is, but the white male ego, oof. The white male ego is fragile as eggs. That's probably why eggs are white, because white men have sex with chickens, all right? And then they have the white eggs, all right? The entitlement and the privilege that comes with being a white male.

When you don't get your way, even if it's because someone told you, no, dick, you can't put your Richard in my horses and cows. The level of entitlement one must have to think that they are wrong for this. And for you to resort to violence, this story really made me think of Vanilla Isis. You know who Vanilla Isis is? Those white

male domestic terrorists who shoot things up because they haven't dealt with their trauma properly, so they just redistribute their pain to other people. Don't raise your hand, Steven. You're who vanilla ISIS is. Those white male domestic terrorists who shoot things up because they haven't dealt with their trauma properly so they just redistribute that pain to other people. Don't raise your hand, Stephen. You're scaring me. Alright? The rejection that white men feel from not getting laid usually results in violence. Stephen, don't raise your hand. You raised your hand twice.

Okay? This is yet another reason why Stephen, the white demon, our cameraman, scares the hell out of me. Alright? Please let Kathy Griffin give Richard Dick Decker the biggest hee-haw. Please give this giant jar of mayo the biggest hee-haw. Dick Decker. Hello.

My name is Dick, and I would like to have sexual relations with your horse and your cow. Are they available around 7.30 tonight? You did that too well. Definitely sound like our camera guy has done that before. But anyway, thank you for that dog key today. Imagine this guy Dick Decker in his

room with a big bottle of Jurgens, Chick-fil-A posters on the wall, beating off to the Chick-fil-A cow. Can you imagine? What is wrong with the world? What is wrong with you for thinking of that, man? Watching old reruns of Mr. Ed just whacking. Watching the Kentucky Derby just going at it. Oh, my goodness.

All right. Keep it locked. We have more coming up next. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got some special guests in the building.

Carly Red and Chad Braverman. Welcome guys. Hey. I'm trying to figure out what these bondage cuffs is. Crazy. Cause they plastic. You can pop these. They rubber. Silicone actually. Silicone. Alright. That's like for people getting into it cause you can get them off on your own so you don't

have to get scared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. We play with a lot of lip service, a lot of toys from Doc Johnson on lip service. Just FYI, a lot of people walked away from that show happy. For sure, for sure. Young M.A. got herself some new toys. Oh, really?

She was up there as well, yes. What is wrong with you, yo? What is wrong with you? I? What is wrong with you? I'm seeing how sturdy the barge is. There's no keys. He's testing out the product. You look like a fool. Because the handcuffs will scare you.

You know what I'm saying? Because you got to really trust the person when they put you in handcuffs. With these, you can slide off. That's what these are for. So you can slide them off, get them off easy if you need to, so you're not relying on someone else. I feel like you probably shouldn't be sleeping with someone you don't trust. I know. What the hell is all these toys?

Let's get this. We don't even know what you're going to end up with. To put you in here. Some people do it every day, right? Yeah, you're right. So, Carly, why you got all these toys with you today? What's going on? Well, as you guys know, I did a deal with Johnny Johnson,

and I'm happy. Where does that go? Charlamagne looks confused. Yes, Carly. What is the trist? Trist. Trist. Trist. Oh, my God. What is this Trist? Trist. Trist. Trist.

Oh, my God. What is this? It's pleasurable for a guy and a woman. The two things right here stimulates the clitoris, and this right here, you can put the penis through right there. Or you can just have the girl use it. It's different. You can have any kind of Trist you want.

Yeah. But the stimulation is through everything. Now, you have your own toys. Mm-hmm No, explain what the Carly red line is from well. I don't know if you know, but I got the mole done Yeah, I got the mole done so of your vagina of my vagina in my ass your vagina. Yes Is it weird to say that. Is it weird to you that people are having sex with you? Well, actually, they're not having sex with my insides. But, yeah, it's imaginable. But it's X-Chat.

It's just very, very similar. It's almost just like me. I mean, you know, yeah, it's part of the fantasy. So, I mean, like, I think that, like, what she did is cool because she's, like, definitely one of the most mainstream people to ever do a product like this. So, I mean, you know, it's, we talked about it. Like, it's part of the fantasy that someone can, like, bring home. So, they see Carly Redd, they know Carly Redd, but now this is, like, just an extra part of it. How did it feel to you, Carly?

Like, did you test yourself and then test the product to make sure it felt similar? No, I literally got the mold done. I haven't tested the inside of it yet, but it should be out, what, in the next? Like the next couple months? Next couple months. Call me stupid. I'll grow a mold of a vagina. So I went to the Doc Johnson offices, and basically they put a mold on me, like clay

kind of sort of. Yeah, it's kind of like almost like a wet silly putty. They put it in your vagina? No, it doesn't go inside. It just goes outside. Because that's the beauty of the vagina. I don't know if y'all know, but the beauty of the vagina is the inside. There's still an inside.

That's true. Actually, some people would disagree. The beauty and the uniqueness is sometimes on the outside as well. I mean, actually, we make the inside, I think, even better because we can texturize it and we can do a whole bunch of different stuff on the inside. So it's not the inside of her vagina that you eat? Okay.

No, it's the outside. It's the look, you know, of the vagina that is perfectly casted off of Carly, but the inside is, like, textured and different things that we do. Like, that one you're holding right there has a certain texture on the inside that's going to be different from, like, Carly's

or some of the other ones that we do. Whose vagina is this based off of? That's actually not a vagina. That's just a hole. Some of them aren't vagina shaped per se for certain customers that just kind of want to use the product for

other purposes but not necessarily to like stimulate sex with a vagina. Do all vaginas feel different to you? Like just say you had your eyes closed. Could you tell, you know, your wife's vagina as opposed to somebody else's? Are all vaginas different? That is such a good question. We should ask them in that.

Contractually obligated to say yes to that, I think. Especially on my wife's vagina. But I mean, no, I mean, there's definitely different feels, wife's vagina. There's definitely different feels. There's definitely different looks. Yeah, I mean, I feel like tight vaginas. Then you got a loose vagina. Dry vagina.

Dry vagina. Oh, wait, vagina. I think when you're emotionally connected to a person and spiritually connected to a person, spiritually connected to a person, it makes the vagina that much better. Because I don't even honestly remember

any other woman I've had sex with or how it felt. And I'm just being honest. Like, it just was sex. With my wife, you know that feeling. I don't remember anything

with other women. Good answer. Carly, what kind of toys do you use? I use, um, if you had to recommend something for all the women listening. Okay. So, what do you just do? I use if you had to recommend something for all the women listening.

Okay, so. What did you just do? I was shaking the bag up. I was like, is he just jerking it? I love the deep ****. Okay. You know. So what does that do? It numbs your throat? Yeah.

Hit the room. It acts like a numbing and it you know, it's great for the gag reflex. So it. Hit the rim. It acts like a numbing, and it, you know, it's great for the gag reflex. So it just, you know, you can take it all the way down. Okay. And then I love the Trist. Okay. So this is basically a bag that you kind of put together

of things that are your favorite toys from Doc Johnson. Mm-hmm. Okay. And what Chad put together. Wait, what is this, though? Why do y'all have the two-sided... And this is my favorite, too do you have the two-sided? Why is it called a joker?

What is the two-sided joker on the bag? What's this? That's the main squeeze I think right? Yeah, oh you f*** yourself off with this. Yes, or have someone help you with it. Right, you know You can use it with a partner as well Yeah, you and Shalami can test that later. Ah, because of the texture in it and also you can that has like a pressure gauge on it So you can kind of like squeeze it when you're using it as well. And it's blue so you can pretend you're getting f***ed off by an avatar. Facts. Facts.

That's future. Right there. Can people pre-order Carly Red's mold? Yeah, you can go onto docjohnson.com and you can go onto Carly's product and you can put your name on. Y'all playing though. Holiday season. This is lit. I like sex toys. I don't know about y'all.

I enjoy them. Me and my wife definitely use sex toys. What do you use? Me, I use just a vibrator and I like the ring. You use a vibrator? The ring is dope. Be careful. You don't want anybody to hack into it. I love using it.

You don't use a vibrator when you're using it on your wife. Who else would I be using it on? I don't know, man. You said you like this. I don't know. I gotta shop with this, man. You know, but women do tend

to use sex toys more than men. Yeah. I would say men get intimidated sometimes by sex toys and we've discussed that too in the bedroom. Sometimes guys are a little like, oh, what you need a toy for

when I'm here. But I'll say Charlamagne's using the perfect products. Like if a guy were to ask me, I would say use a little like, oh, what you need a toy for when I'm here? But I'll say, Charlamagne's using the perfect products. Like, if a guy were to ask me, I would say, use a vibrator, something smaller, something that you can bring into bed and not be intimidated by. And then the ring, I think you're talking about like a C-ring, right? A c*** ring? Yeah, the one you put on the clitoris.

Yeah, but it goes on you, right? No, the one you sit on her clitoris. You wear c*** rings, Charlie? What ring goes on the clitoris? What ring do you put on the clitoris? You just sit there. You y'all? What ring goes on the clitoris? What ring do you put in there? It's the one you just sit there. You just let it sit there. You mean the bullet?

You're talking about a bullet? You're talking about a bullet. Oh, you might be talking about like a WeVibe or something like that. It's kind of like a little clip. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So that's a different product. But like a C-ring is something that I would tell someone to definitely use as well.

Because like a guy can wear it. It's not intimidating. It delivers pleasure to the guy, but you know, definitely to the girl as well. What's this? Things like that, I feel like. Yeah, I saw something in here. This is that. Oh, boom.

Yeah, this is a liquid vibrator. You just put it on, and it buzzes. It's like a cream, but without even using a vibrator. Really? Mm-hmm. So it's a cream. You put it on the clitoris? Yes.

Wow. If you put some on your lips, you will feel it. It will start to vibrate your lips. It'll plump up your lips. It won't plump them up. Come on, Envy little bit on don't do too much i did just a little yeah no it's good try it it'll vibrate your lips it'll start to vibrate your lips i don't feel anything yet you'll feel it my lip gonna start shaking don't do too much. You don't feel it? Come on. Come on. My lip gonna start shaking? Don't do too much. It won't shake, but you'll definitely start to feel like the tingling sensation.

All right, we have more with Carly Rae when we come back. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Carly Rae and Chad Braverman here.

Now, Carly, we can't have you up here and not ask you about love and hip-hop and what's happening. You still love hip-hop? Yeah. I thought you gave that up. I thought you was done with it. No, I'm still on there. I'm still on Saints and Sinners.

We're in our, what, fourth season on Saints and Sinners? I'm still on love and hip-hop nine years. Damn. Nine years. It's been that long? Nine years. Shit. Now, let's talk about this

because, you know, last time you were engaged and then that didn't happen. So what's your relationship status now? I'm by myself. Okay. I'm having a relationship with my toys. Exactly. How can you be in a relationship with all this s*** you got in this bag?

He accused you of cheating, though. No, he never accused me of cheating. I found him cheating. Okay, because he was saying usually it's the person that accuses you is the person that's doing it. I found him cheating. Okay, because he was saying usually it's the person that accuses you is the person that's doing it. I found him cheating. Actually, the girl sent me a DM of her in my bedroom.

That's disrespectful. She ain't use your toys though, right? No. That's crazy though. Man really has no reason to cheat on you because you can take your vagina anywhere he wants to. Exactly. No, but that's the ultimate because you can't deny that. No. She sent me a picture of her

in my bed naked. Wow. That is so disrespectful. So what was your reaction when that happened? What did you do immediately? Uh, you'll see the rest of it. You know, I can't really get into it. Okay, I didn't know if this was going to play out on the show or this is, because this is real life, right? That happened in real life.

So what about his claims about Moneybagg, yo, when people were trying to say that you were dating him? Hell no. I mean, no. Moneybagg was on Facebook, was on live. And you were? And I clicked in like, hey, bro, whatever, whatever. And it was, that's it.

Right. Never seen him a day in my life. Never talked to him a day in my life. Nothing. All right. So let me ask you this. So rules of being in a relationship, right? Would you do that?

Like, say you're in a relationship, you're engaged. Do you think that maybe I'm not going to click in on certain people's lives because... We're already over with. Mm-hmm.

Okay, so that was done already. Yeah, but he was trying to fix it at the time. Mm-hmm. He was trying to fix it. But you can't fix being in your bed. Yeah, that's...

Yeah, that's issues. You can't fix that. That's like giving a girl an STD or getting another woman pregnant. Like, that's bad. What you're supposed to do is throw out the whole bed and move out like this.

You threw out the whole bed, right? I never been back to our house. And we got the house together. Wow. Now, here's something we discussed with Shante Wayans, and I'm hoping you can help me with this, Chad. She was saying that she uses dildos,

and she's like, you know, when I have sex with a different person, am I supposed to use a new dildo or do I just rinse that one off and use it on the next person? What's the etiquette there? I mean, I think I would say use a new one. But I think honestly, it depends on what the material of the product is. Because like, for instance, if you're buying something that's made out of silicone, it's not a porous material, so you can clean it completely. You can disinfect it. It's, like, brand new every time you do clean it. So for me, I would use new ones.

That's expensive. That's expensive. Of course you would say that. I don't know. I'm going to do it. Come to Doc Johnson. You're asking the owner of a company that makes sex toys. So, I mean, I want you to buy new ones every time.

But sanitarily, you can if it's... Yeah. Why the name Doc Johnson? Company started in 1976. Johnson, at the time, was the second most popular surname. Right. And ****, you're John. Oh, penis.

But it really wasn't... I mean, I don't know. My dad, who started the company, says that's not the case. Right. It was just Johnson was a really popular name. And then Doc, these used to be called marital aides back in the day. So it's a family business. Oh, yeah.

Wow. So where can people order Carly's vagina if they want Carly's vagina and other sex toys? They can preorder it, get your name on the list. You can go on DocJohnson.com and go right, you know, search like Carly Red and get right to the product. And is it true Carly got $300,000 for her vagina? Mm-hmm. Now, sex toys. Sex toys is big, I see now, right?

The holidays are coming up. Don't act like you don't know, Mr. Nine and a Half Inch Dildo. I just gotta, I gotta. Mr. Vicious. And I'm talking about like actual sex dolls. Yeah. Is that big now? And is that expensive?

It's a, they're expensive. It's a pretty big business. I mean, we don't do it, actually. We do more of like the strokers and the things that we have here, but it's getting more and more popular and they're coming down in price. Like before they used to be like five grand. Right. For like a doll.

Now you can get one for like maybe a thousand bucks or something. When you, when you off in the doll, where's it go? You got to clean it up. Is there like a little pouch? No, you got to buy a new doll. There's an exit route. All right. There's probably something you could pull out of it, I would think, and clean and then put it back in.

I don't know. That would make sense. There's basically just like an exit route. So, like, you can just kind of clean it through there. I mean, I don't know. To be honest with you, I've never used a doll and I've never, we don't make them. With the strokers, I can tell you can literally flip the thing inside out. And clean it.

And clean it properly. Is this a stroker? Yeah, that's a stroker. Okay. Well, thank you guys for joining us. Thank you for having us. Use the website one more time. DocJohnson.com.

How much did y'all pay Safari? Oh, that's a rumor. I thought I was going to get out of here without that. It's an undisclosed amount, I guess, at this point. I mean, I don't know. I can't talk about different contracts. Is it out? No, but it'll be out, like, within a week.

You sound curious. You looking over the window? I'm just asking. Because I was thinking, like, right, you could have a line called Vicious. Because when you got caught with the guy or whatever, and they said it was a nine-and-a-half-inch dildo, you replied back Vicious. So I just think that would be a dope brand for Envy to have.

I like that name. Vicious, right? Vicious, that would be good. Yes. I like that name. It could be honest. Vicious, right? Vicious. That would be good. Yes. I like that name. It could be like an Envy. Can you use your first name? Vicious by Rashawn.

Ooh. These guys are like. Oh, you know what? Vicious Envy sounds good. That's classy. That's hard. Yes. That's classy.

Would you ever mold yourself? No. You should. You know what you should get now? Jason Derulo's hot right now. Yeah. I don't know if you saw that. He's on Cats, right? I bought it right here. They actually had to CGI his penis out. You wouldn't mold know who you should get now? Jason Derulo is hot right now. Yeah? I don't know if you saw that. He's on Cats, right?

I bought it off right here. They actually had to CGI his penis out. You wouldn't mold yourself? Mold myself? 300 grand Carly got. Undisclosed amount for Safari. You a money guy. Right.

Right. I think everyone could get a good $10,000. And the mold belongs to the wife, too. That pays for the rest of the kid's college. You fool around and get $800,000, $900,000. You think he's worth more than Carly? Get out of here. Let me ask you a question.

Would you mold yourself? I don't have that kind of penis. Right. No, I'm not talking about your butt. Because it's a lie. Wait, wait, wait. What kind of penis do you need? I don't have like a big penis.

I don't have a penis I don't think nobody would want to buy. So maybe he could do like a bullet. It doesn't have to be big. Have you ever molded somebody's backside? A pocket racket. He could do the pocket racket. We sell way more six-inch dildos than we do like a bullet. It doesn't have to be big. Have you ever molded somebody's backside? We sell way more. A pocket racket. He could do the pocket racket. We sell way more six inch dildos than we do 10 inch. I'm seven inches, three, four, eight when there's one.

Sounds like a pocket racket. Have you ever molded somebody's rare end? Yeah. Oh yeah. Carly's rare end is molded. We molded Carly's. Yeah, we just talked about it. We've probably molded over a thousand performers in the industry over like the last 30 years.

If I was to get a mold, how long would it take to get back? Because I got to get him to give me a birthday it take to get back? Because I've got to get Envy a birthday present. What? No. When's the birthday? Oh, a Christmas present. Will we be back by Christmas? No.

You've got to come out to LA for it, number one. If I can get it back before Christmas, in order to give Envy a birthday present, I will get my ass molded. Do you want it out of the real material? Like you want a working model? He is joking. He says he's not joking.

His rare end. I'm giving you the resources. I'm joking. He says he's not joking. His rear end. I'm giving you my resources. I don't have a bottom line. I see a brown skinned ass with a hole. I'm going to human resources. You put it on the table. His would be like a gaping hole. That's fine. We can do that.

I think that would be a great gift. Yeah. We appreciate you guys enjoying this. I may not have no ass coming to me, man. That's all I'm saying. All right. It's Carly Redd, Chad Bray. Chad, we're going to talk, Chad.

Oh, my. I know I'm getting you for Christmas. You better not. It's the breakfast club. I'm open for business. I will be, too. I've got to get my mold, God damn it. I'm open for business, too.

Wide open. It's the breakfast club. Good morning. The breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're asking, have you ever caught your parents having sex or have your kids ever caught you having sex? Now, this topic comes from

Shout to the Bully and the Beast podcast, L'Oreal and Wax. Let's play the audio. Have you ever been caught by... Oh, plenty, plenty. I got caught by moms, grandmoms, brothers. So, I was with my

friend. It was 3 o'clock in the morning, let me just say, and I was in a room with a door that was unlocked. My son comes in because I guess he heard some noise. All I hear is, Mommy, that is very inappropriate. I am calling Mama. Good. What did your friend say?

He was like, you should have yelled at him so he could think something's wrong. I'm like, I was in f***ing shock. So we're asking 800-585-1051. My kids have never walked in and called us, but my daughter has texted us and said, guys, I'm still up. Guys, I'm still up. So you checked your text during sex? No, this was after. When we checked in, you could see the text. It was like, guys, I'm still up. Guys, I'm still up. So you checked your text during sex? No, this was after. When we checked in, you could see the text. It was like, guys, I'm still up.

The next morning, she asked Mommy, Mommy, what was you doing to Daddy last night? He was making so much noise. Shut up. It sounded like he was in pain. Shut up! Have you ever caught your parents having sex? I think so. I never walked in on them, but I've heard them, and it's because I was sneaking downstairs

in the house. My room was all the way on the third floor, so I was creeping downstairs past their room. The door was closed, and I heard some conversation. It didn't sound like it was fun, though. What conversation did you hear? I don't know. It sounded like they were having sex, but you know how, like, you're tired and you don't really feel like it? That's what it sounded like. Okay.

What about you, Charlemagne? No. I don't remember. I mean, I might have caught my parents having sex one time, but it wasn't like a caught thing. It's like, you know, we used to have a ranch-style house in Moncks Corner, and, you know, you walk in the door, and you peek in, and you see them under the covers, and you just back away

because you know, you know, you're seeing something you ain't got no business in. But my kids have never caught me simply because I'm not poor, and I got locks on my door. Apologies to all those who can't afford locks. Get your money up, King. All right? Your kids would have never called me simply because I'm not poor and I got locks on my door. Apologies to all those who can't afford locks. Get your money up, King. All right? Your kids would have never caught you if you wasn't a poor-ass nigger who could afford locks.

I'm sure there's some people out there that could afford locks and have locks on their doors. Well, then lock the goddamn door, then. It's just that simple. Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, who's this? Hey, it's DJ from Houston. I'm from Cali, but I live in Houston.

What's up, brother? What's going on with you? What's going on, man? Yeah, I called my parents having sex. Well, it wasn't my parents. It was like my mom and her boyfriend. Damn. I was like 19.

I didn't really like the dude, but I'm like, I knocked on the door like, hey, man, is it cool? I got to ask you a question. She's like, hold on. I'm like, I just walked away. Wow. So a dude you didn't like was knocking down your mom's, and you had that image in your head forever.

Was he putting it down? Yeah, bro. I still got it. I don't know. It sounds like, see, Charlamagne, you always got to ask that, man. What you mean I ask you a question? Was he putting it down? Listen, mom, you got to have to ask that, man. What you mean? I asked you a question. I was like, put that down. Listen, mommy got to have a life too, bro.

I feel you on that. It sounded like he was, but. She was making noise? She was moaning? Yeah, bro. Damn. I had to knock on the door to kind of break it up real quick. I don't know if you rap, bro, but that'd be a great rap song.

Mommy moaning and just the perspective of a kid catching their parent having quick. I don't know if you rap, bro, but that'd be a great rap song. Mommy Moaning and just the perspective of a kid catching their parent having sex. I'm serious. Hello, who's this? Good morning. This is Ricardo Haley Jr. from Yonkers.

Ricardo Haley Jr., man. You ever walked in on your parents having sex? Tell us about Ricardo Haley Sr. putting it down. Yep. Nah, I ain't never seen

pop door mom get it in, but I got a one-year-old. I was giving my shorty some back shots. He walked in with a stunned face. I'm talking about he looked shocked like I was hurting her or something. He probably thought you were hurting her. Hopefully you were hurting her. Some nice, pleasurable pain.

You know, I was putting that pain in, but I'm saying at the same time, you know, like, come on, man. This is love. This is love. Did you stop? Did you stop, though? Yeah, nah. I pulled out real quick, snatched him up, took him to the crib, you know. I couldn't even bust that. Yeah, and you gotta tell him, like, look, man, you keep interrupting me,

you're never gonna have a sibling, my G. That's a fact, yo. I need some siblings, too, because I need a babysitter, man. Oh, my God. All right, brother. Hello, who's this? Nisha. Hey, Nisha.

You caught your parents having sex or your kids caught you? I caught my parents. What happened? You sound mad, too. I was under the bed, right? And my mom was on her knees and then she looked me in my eyes. Wait, wait, wait. You was under the bed?

Yeah. Why was you under the bed? Yeah. Why would you be under the bed? My mom, I wanted to know what they was doing and then she hear my mom say, oh, daddy, oh, daddy. I'm like, well, I called him daddy. I see why she was saying, oh, my daddy. You sound wild incestual right now.

And you wanted to see that because you actually hid under the bed. And what if that man would have pulled out and let that stuff fall towards the carpet? Oh, my goodness. And you just happened to be looking up at them. I'm just ready. So hold on, Charlamagne. Let me let you know something.

First of all, when you're playing Nintendo and you hear these, we're in an apartment building. Our walls is really thin, you hear these stupid noises, you want to be like, wait, hold on. What's going on here? No, you mind your business. That's that goddamn boogeyman your parents keep telling you about. And that little poor... My daddy said, there's no such thing as the boogeyman. Hello. Well, you saw the

boogeyman that night. He was boogieing all over your mama, wasn't he? I was traumatized. Like, oh my God. Like, oh my God. And that was your daddy. That was your father. That was so traumatized. Like, oh, my God. Like, oh, my God. And that was your daddy. That was your father. That's what your mama was saying, too, when your dad was. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Why are y'all so crazy? Y'all are crazy. Why are y'all so crazy? What's the moral of the story, man? Why are y'all listening so crazy? And then they wonder why I'm crazy. What's the moral of the story? It's y' so crazy? What's the moral of the story, man? Why y'all listening so crazy? And then they wonder why I'm crazy. What's the moral of the story?

It's y'all fault. There's no moral of the story. These are the stories. Lock the door. Yeah, lock the goddamn door, you poor ass. Locks ain't that expensive, bro. No, they're not. No, they're not, man.

Lock the goddamn door. Buy some locks for your door and lock the door before you do it. It's just that simple. Or put the chair up behind the door or something. Lock it and put a chair behind the door? I've done that before. Just put the chair just so it makes noise so you know what's going on so they can't sneak up on you. Yeah, that's when you was

poor, huh? That's when you was a poor. Alright, we got more coming up next with The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ N.V. Angela Yee, Charlamagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now it's time for that positive note. Let's spread some positivity, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now it's time for that positive note. Spread some positivity, please.

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