The Breakfast Club - Ms. Pat Talks New Season Of "The Ms. Pat Show", Being Emmy Nominated & More
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Wake that ass up
in the morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Yep, it's the world's most dangerous
morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee, DJ Envy is not here today,
but we got a special guest in the building, man.
She done got so much money, and, you know, she about to be on season three
of her talk show Emmy-nominated.
Ms. Pat is here!
Yay!
So glad to be back.
Good morning, Ms. Pat.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How do you feel?
How does success feel?
It feels damn good.
It feels good.
I ain't got to be a real plant for no food stamps.
It feels good.
I ain't got to lie no more about my man in the bed with me.
It feels great.
I had to stop her from putting her purse on the floor.
I was like, uh-uh-uh, we don't do that.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You put your purse on the floor, money go away. uh-uh, we don't do that. Oh, yeah, that's right. You put your purse on the floor,
your money go away.
What kind of purse is it now?
Let me see.
Chanel.
It's a big body Chanel, too.
It's a big body Chanel.
Well, first of all,
congratulations on the Emmy nomination.
Thank you, thank you.
That came out of nowhere.
Because, you know, that's the first season.
BET has never had a nomination for an Emmy before,
so that really came out. They've never
been nominated. They don't even put themselves
I don't even think they get out there like
that I guess but it was the first one for
BET. And BET Plus
but you've got a lot of people subscribing.
Yes yes BET Plus is only what
three years old going on and then we get them their
first Emmy nomination with
Emmy nomination with our first
You said you get an emina.
Eminem.
Y'all had me sitting over there so long, dude, I done fell asleep four times.
I'm like, you better come over here.
I'm filthy.
I was listening to your Pat Down podcast, and you were saying how you fall asleep when
you go out all the time.
And you fell asleep at, whose party was it, Norman?
Norman Lear's birthday party.
And he turned 100. I'm like, how
the hell are you still awake? It's 930
here, man. Man, I was so sleepy.
Jordan kept waking me up. He was like, Pat, the TV.
I said, man, I don't give a damn. I'm sleeping.
Norman Lear would have loved you.
He did. I mean, I know he dug love,
but he would have definitely gave you a show back.
Oh, yeah, he would have gave me a show. He saw
the show and said, you know, everything y'all doing,
this is how I wanted to push the envelope.
But back in those days, people were watching TV with the Bible in their hand.
You know, they just couldn't, you know, they couldn't do it.
I feel like all those shows did push the envelope to all in the family.
It pushed it, but not like we push it.
Yeah.
Yeah, can you imagine that many niggas on Good Times?
Yeah, maybe maybe Jefferson.
Can you imagine
Archie Bunker
saying nigga?
I thought he did.
No,
I don't think
Archie Bunker said,
I don't think
George said cracker,
but I don't think
we're going to let
no Archie Bunker
or no racist to us
say no nigga.
Now,
come on.
I thought that was
the whole point of the show.
I haven't watched
all the family in so long.
I thought he wasn't
racist on the show.
But he was.
But most racists don't say the N-word unless you block them in traffic.
Well, I love to see all the success.
I heard you talking about going to Emmy parties and actually going to the Emmys and how incredible that was for you.
You know, like I said, it was unexpected.
And, you know, I was just excited.
You little old girl from the west end of Atlanta,
and I'm sitting here with the damn Emmy.
But you know, they was talking about me.
I got to say something about you.
Some bitches talking about me.
They said I look like the Game of Thrones cook in my dress.
I've never seen it, so I don't know what that means.
That sounds funny as shit.
You know those big old gowns on the Game of Thrones?
They're like, you look like a cook.
I said, you're a bald-haired mammon.
And Jordan always your plus one. He's always my plus one. was wrong. And Miss Pat was like, cook, I said, you're a bald-haired mammy. And
Jordan always your plus one.
He's always my plus one.
That's my ride or die.
My husband don't want to do no red carpet and shit.
Sometimes I take my son, but
Jordan is always my plus one.
And you know, the Miss Pat show had received
a 100% rating on Rotten
Tomatoes. Yes, yes, yes.
People finally has a mama that's not perfect.
Ain't nobody mama perfect.
You know, your mama go home.
You remember back in the day,
did your mama ever tell you to unbuckle her bra?
No.
What?
Your mama ain't got no titties like me?
No, she don't.
People who mama got big old titties be like,
boy, I take my bra off, I'm hot.
This shit been on all day at work.
I've been trying to get out of this shit for two days.
All my kids unbutton my bra.
Okay.
I can't get in my bra by myself.
I'm a 44H.
Ain't no way.
You didn't even know the shit with the H, did you?
I didn't know anything with the H.
Don't you stand for house of pancakes either.
But you know what?
About your show, though, I will say this.
You know, while it is a comedy, it is some real issues on there.
And I know for you, it's semi-autobiographical.
And so what are some things that you learned about yourself?
Because sometimes you reflect on, you know, things that happened when you were younger
and your childhood, and you didn't realize how much of an impact it has on your life now. That show made
me do a lot of forgiving. There was a lot
of stories that I wanted to tell. I thought I wanted
to tell that I thought I didn't have feelings
behind it. Like the black hair episode.
I don't know if you saw that.
That was
that took me there. You had your natural hair on that one.
I had my natural hair out and it took a lot
because I was like, John, I don't want to wear my goddamn
bad ass hair. But that was the whole point of saying how is so much pain behind black women hair.
Because the first person to tell you your hair is fucked up for a lot of us is our mama.
Shut your nip-ass down.
And it was just what was done to them.
So you get in between and they pull your hair and it's painful and then they braid it.
And the hot comb.
The hot comb and a lot of pain came through that fucking black hair.
So I wanted to do that.
And we did it.
And so many women thanked me for it.
Yeah.
And I think people also don't realize, like you were saying, you wear a wig.
But it's not because necessarily that you hate your hair sometimes.
It's also just convenient.
Easy to maintain.
Well, what we do to these wigs, we can't do to our fucking black hair.
We ain't got white people hair, so why not put it on our hair to just straighten it and damage that and throw the shit in the trash and keep moving?
When you really want to look like you from the motherland, pull that shit out.
That's what I want to do when I want to be real, real black.
I just say, take this shit a little queasy and let's rock it all night.
And that's what I do.
Do you feel like you'll wear your natural hair more often now?
Hell no.
I'm tender-headed.
I ain't been wearing that shit and I got a coma.
Can you imagine me picking out an afro and I be pissing on myself?
Shit me.
I ain't doing that.
You be peeing on yourself.
You ain't that old, Miss Pat.
Fuck you, Maya.
I have a lot of cherries.
Told you. I tell you, Maya, you got that bitch. You don't know old, Miss Pat. You ain't 50. Fuck you, mind your business. I had a lot of children. Told you.
Every time I come here,
I tell you, mind your goddamn business.
You don't know nothing
about no 50-year-old pussy.
If you do got one at home,
she ain't gonna tell you
the truth about it.
Now, look.
You know you can get
that vaginal rejuvenation.
I don't want no fucking
vaginal rejuvenation.
I been fucking since sixth grade.
This vagina is closed.
This motherfucker's like
running shoot.
You remember the shoot
started running shoot?
We out of business.
But it'll make you
happy on yourself.
I only know this
because I like
peeing on myself.
I'm wet.
She talked about it
but one of my
co-hosts on lip
service got it
because she always
was peeing.
That's what you
young bitches
trying to catch
up man.
Who you got
I'm not gonna
give a fuck
about no tight
pussy.
I need back
teeth.
I told you that
ain't nobody
going in there
sew my vagina
if I had a kid
and some stitches.
I don't want all them stitches in my underwear.
I don't need no tight vagina.
That's for you, not you.
That's for these hoes out here that ain't got no man.
My husband take my sloppy pussy and we go to bed together.
So hold on, do you tell him that it's pee or does he think he's really getting you this excited?
Well, he don't be.
The pee doing the day.
What the wrong with you, Charlotte?
I don't be at home pissing on my hub.
Who you think I am, Mark Kelly?
You're pissed a little bit during the day when you cough and sneeze and your eyes run.
And you laugh a lot.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
I got on panty line enough.
Fuck if you laughing at me.
You want to help me change it?
If you need it, I don't know.
I'm looking like a championship belt buckle.
Like the big shit Pat Detroit.
I'm going to put my house to the back.
I'm going to put the front to the back.
I refuse to get in them fucking depends.
So I'm going to use panty line.
I don't give a fuck.
I got to keep adding to them.
I saw on TikTok.
That's a good endorsement deal for you.
Yeah, I need a day.
Come on, panty line.
I saw on TikTok that the way you keep the panty line, you can't just put them straight.
You got to put them like this for them to work really, really good.
Like a cross?
I thought, shouldn't they have wings?
No, they ain't talking about the wings.
You got to put them sideways.
And then you got to put them like a Lego block in your drawers.
More than one. Yeah, of course. What's the difference between Depends, then, and then you got to put them like a Lego block in your drawers. So, more than one?
Yeah, of course.
What's the difference between Depends, then, and panty liners?
Depends is drawers.
They don't make up my size.
Okay.
So, panty liners.
Panty liners is one size fits all?
Yeah.
But you need two.
No, they have different size panty liners.
Because I pee all the way up.
Way up. way up
that's why you need two
you damn right
your mama got two too
excellent
and your grandmama
got three
and your wife
got one plus
let me let me
hold out of you
we got that third
right pussy
on my whole
now one thing I will say that I think also added to the success of the show is that you worked it.
Like, everybody knew about the Miss Pat show.
And I have to say, the fact that you went out and did all of these interviews and really put in the work to promote and let people know.
And then people like you personally.
You know, the thing is, a lot of time when people get shows, they's like, oh, well, it's my show and I'm on this network.
It's up to the network to promote it. I'm an ex drug dealer.
I'm going to promote my own shit because at the end, nobody believe in your shit like you do.
Yeah, they got the dollars to put you here. Now, I had a PR person from day one and I was like, bitch, let's get it.
And we still getting it. And I'm still rocking. I don't stop promoting the second.
This is the second season of Miss Pat show the third season come out sometime
at the top of the year you will see
me talking about this show till we drop the third
season and it's over and over till they
shut the doors on this bitch because
this is my fucking this is what
I worked five years to get and the last
thing I ain't gonna let a motherfucker do not
know about it I don't give a fuck wow man
I have flyers in my pocket hey
you don't know me but but get to know me.
Go and fucking watch BET. That's right.
So you gotta, it's always, you know,
you know, where the mouth is most
stronger than any commercial you can
put out. That's right. So it's like
crack, you know, crack ain't never had no
commercial. Never. And I ain't got no commercial.
So I gotta keep on getting it out here like crack.
And it was only five years?
It was five years to get it out. Yeah, I mean, I felt like it was long.
You know, we all know it was at different networks.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it was at different networks.
It took five years to get this bitch on.
Wow.
I know those other networks are like, damn, we missed the boat on this one.
You know what?
I went to the Emmys, and guess who I saw next to?
Who?
The Hulu people.
Oh.
Hey, now.
They definitely dropped the ball.
They dropped the ball. But, you know you know maybe it didn't maybe they was
there uh with another show that was nominated for emmy and you know like i told jordan i said in
this business you got to learn to fuck with people who fuck with you that's right i don't think we
could have been as black as we were if we was over at hulu because bet plus let her be blacker than
a motherfucker and people love it that's White people, black people all walks are like, thank you for being
real. So I'm so glad that
BET picked us up and let us
be us. And it's nice to
also go with the underdog and to
be like the star at a
place like that. Because like you said, they hadn't
been nominated for an Emmy prior
to the Miss Pat show. I've been the underdog
all my fucking life. Y'all know my story.
Dropped out of school at eighth grade. Been through a lot of shit. I don't mind starting from the Ms. Pat show? I've been the underdog all my fucking life. Y'all know my story. Dropped out of school at eighth grade.
Been through a lot of shit.
I don't mind starting
from the bottom.
Put me at the bottom, bitch.
I ain't gonna get
on that treadmill,
but I'm gonna walk
my way to the top.
Why you don't like
the treadmill?
Smile, y'all fucking babies.
I told you,
old health ass
shining nickel.
I'm a little weightless.
Every time I see people
getting weight loss,
sir, they starting to look
like motherfucking
Skeletor. I'm scared. I'm gonna go ahead and eat my time I see people getting weight loss, sir, they starting to look like motherfucking Skeletor.
I'm scared.
I'm going to go ahead and eat my breakfast.
These motherfuckers out here juicing their jaws,
falling in and shit.
Oh, man.
Talk about they vegan.
They ain't motherfucking vegan.
You vegan.
I hate motherfuckers who go and get surgery
and then put on a waist trainer.
Bitch, you know, get your black ass.
You just got off the fucking chopping table.
Oh, man.
I ain't faking it till you make it.
No, I'm trying to lose some weight,
but I'm going to do it the right way.
How you going to do it?
I don't know.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
Whatever that right way is.
You know, you said something earlier
about the TV show,
and I guess, you know,
when you was unpacking, like,
the Don't Touch My Hair episode,
it was, I guess, therapeutic for you.
It's more therapeutic than the book,
because the book, you let it all out.
No, the book, you know what?
People don't know this.
That was the second rewrite of the book.
The first book I wrote, let it all out.
Wow.
And they was like, oh, no, no, no, no.
They made us go rewrite it
because they said,
and it's been so many years now, I can see it.
They said, it's going to make white America cry.
What?
That first book was some real shit.
We need that unabridged.
I'm trying to figure out what could be more real.
It told so many more stories.
It got so much in depth.
The book that is out now, Rabbit, is still good.
But it's enough to push you down.
But make you cry.
But not make you say, what the fuck is going on?
You need to do a reissue with it,
because I feel like now you're at a point where you could do that.
I get it.
You were brand new to people.
I read that book on vacation.
I was like, okay.
And then you came on the show after that,
and I feel like if you did a reissue and put all that back in,
this might be the time.
I'm trying to figure out how much raw it could be.
You got your nipple shot off.
I need to be that off it took out a lot
it took out a lot of things
that I had been through
and it was
it was like what the fuck
people have a hard time reading it now
you would have really had a hard time reading it
so maybe we'll do a movie one day
who knows
oh yeah come on I need a movie one day. Who knows? You got to. Oh, yeah. Come on. I need a movie of Rabbit.
They gave Eminem one.
Yeah, they definitely did.
They gave him eight miles.
Why not just give me Rabbit?
They didn't even got to give it to you, though.
You got to do it.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, you got a position now.
You got the book.
You got the show.
You got the podcast.
You got, you've shown your track record of success.
Yeah, I got an overall deal with Paramount and BET. there you go yeah we're gonna do something we're gonna do
something I promise you now you even when I want to go back to the Terry when
Terry did make the remark about your hair that took you back to your
childhood you said was it was your mom the first person that would say
something to you about it well it's just abuse that I've heard from my mom you
know those are triggers triggers when people say stuff to you or you smell a certain thing,
when there's trauma behind it.
Absolutely.
So in the show, when he said nappy head, it triggered.
Because they've done that in my real life.
And so that's how we wrote the episode, you know.
And that trigger took us through the whole episode of the black hair.
Is that something you stay away from, calling people nappy-headed?
No.
Oh, okay.
But I don't use the word nappy-headed.
Because I know the trauma behind it, but I say bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Too much trauma behind bitch.
Oh, man.
Now, I also know you said certain episodes you would get in your car and cry
because it was very emotional for you to unpack some things.
What do you think was the most emotional episode for you?
So it was the black hair episode.
It was the one, well, you know, the first season,
the whole fight with me and Tammy at the end, that was very, very tough.
But they have one where I did this year about my mama's boyfriend molested me.
And that was in the book.
That was in the book.
So to say his name and to relive those moments, that was very, that was very touching.
So that was the night I rode home and, you know, and I kind of felt like I won, like I did with the Baby Daddy episode.
And, you know, just to let the world get to see that, people really appreciate it.
You know, I never seen that episode.
Wow.
Too hard to watch?
I just, I don't want to watch it.
I don't want to watch it.
But a lot of people write to me about that episode.
That and the black hair episode are two of the most episodes I get wrote about.
And the one with the court that had nothing to do with the Miss Pat show,
with Miss Sophia on it.
Not the abortion episode?
Oh, God, I forgot about the abortion episode.
You had an abortion and didn't tell your husband?
Well, the abortion episode is because that was true to me, too.
Not quite to me, but I've known women my age get an abortion.
I've had a few abortions.
And people get abortion while they're married.
Because it was before the Roe versus Wade, too.
To let you know, just because I say I do, don't mean you own my fucking body.
If I get pregnant and I don't want to have a baby, you should respect me.
You should respect me, especially at
an age of 50. You know,
you older, you just can't. When I had my
first child, that motherfucker popped out like a can good.
I was at school the next day. I can't
have no baby like that. You can't even hold pee, you said.
Shut the fuck up.
That's a big difference.
Well, you about right.
Motherfucker baby walking down the street with me with an umbilical cord around his neck like a doll. difference. Well, you about right. So, motherfucker baby
walking down the street
with me with an
umbilical cord
wrapped in it
like a doll.
But you right about that.
You gotta respect
the whole picture
when she says
she can't have no baby.
Oh, man.
And it's all about
it's my body.
It's my will.
And I get to do
what I want to say
just because I said
I do to you don't mean you own me.
That's right.
The former president, we had the former president of Planned Parenthood on it.
She was saying there's this misconception of who's having abortions.
And a lot of women who have abortions are married.
They have other children.
They don't want to have more.
And they make a decision about their body and their family planning.
And sometimes that's the decision that they make.
Yeah.
And do you really want to feed another nigga?
Oh, my God.
It's your choice.
It's your decision.
It's your choice.
It's your choice.
I'm a comedian, Lord.
They're going to drag the shit out of me.
I mean, it's my body.
I tell people all the time on Sasson, look, this is my pussy.
If I choose to put firecrackers in it and set it off like the 4th of July,
mind your fucking business.
As long as I'm not burning down your vagina.
They don't ever say nothing about me and nothing in socks.
That kill baby, too.
How many babies you don't kill, Sean?
That's not a baby.
I never did that.
Sperm is not a baby.
I never understood that.
Where's the start of a baby?
Most of that sperm is not going to be a baby.
But I'm saying, had you put it in a cup and let it do what it did,
how you know it ain't no damn baby?
It ain't get to grow yet.
It's batter.
It's baby batter.
Hey, so you put that batter in me and we connect them eggs, hey.
That's right.
So you shot that motherfucker in the sock.
It could have been something.
You probably killed your LeBron James.
I've been shooting LeBron James in the sock.
I never understood masturbating in the sock.
That makes no sense to me.
Just use tissue because you're throwing it away.
Well, then you, there you go.
He done blew his baby in a fucking Kleenex.
That's true.
How many babies Kleenex kill for you, Charlemagne?
Exactly.
It feels like a sock would be kind of rough, too.
I don't know, ma'am.
I don't have a dick.
I know, but don't it feel like a rough sock?
Where do y'all shoot off at?
Tell this lady. I just't have a dick. I know, but y'all feel like a... Where do y'all shoot off at? Tell this lady.
I just used to do it anywhere. I'd do it on the floor and just clean it up.
On the floor? Yeah. So now
he's dropping babies on their head
and that's even more dangerous
than an abortion.
Y'all call in.
Charlamagne is dropping babies on their head.
Oh. Do you have any thoughts on the current abortion laws in this country?
Mind your business.
You know what I say.
You want to tell us that we can't get an abortion,
but they don't say shit about y'all when y'all go and get that vasectomy shit,
vasectomy, whatever, when you cut your nuts and they don't work no more.
I got to get one.
For what?
I got four daughters.
My wife want me to get one.
See, you see what I'm saying?
Ain't no law against him clipping his nuts, but it's a law against me.
I mean, mind your fucking business.
I agree.
Yeah, do what you need to do for yourself and for your family without anybody interfering.
Who else does it affect?
And I don't think you should worry about abortion until they do something with all the soft dicks running around in America.
Cut them bitches off and use them for magnets for the refrigerator.
They call them never hearts.
Never hearts.
Well, let them hold up the kids' report cards.
You know what I'm saying?
All these soft dicks running around.
Ain't nobody doing nothing about these soft dicks.
Ain't you?
They got my aggro.
Have you ever had a nigga pack it in you and you got to wait there and make sure it don't
slip out?
What?
What?
Well, you got to squish it in you?
I got to talk to your mama, Charlamagne.
Back in the day, old bitches like me used to sell pussy for riding boots.
So...
You're not that old, Miss Pat.
I don't care.
You're 50.
I'm 44.
You don't know my pussy.
There's so many people out here that's riding boots babies,
and they don't even know.
Riding boots babies.
You mean the riding boots.
So you couldn't afford them in the hood.
So you was going to sell the old nigga down the street some pussy for $149.99.
Oh, my God.
Man, you know what's so funny your daughter out there
still making faces like you still just she can't believe you saying this shit
let me ask you that you have the netflix special right did they take anything out of that because
it is raw already but i was like i know miss pat they probably added a few things okay well pretty
much uh you know ro Robert Townsend did that
along with Wanda Sykes. And I was
so happy that Wanda Sykes
came aboard and we was able to grab Robert Townsend
for that. Because he only did three.
He did Raw, Bill Cosby,
and then he did me. Legendary. So
I was like, please, Mr. Townsend,
do it. And he was like, who the fuck are you?
But he worked
me so good and I mean
I went out
every Wednesday
I had to get on Zoom
and go through that set with him.
I was like
this is the stupidest shit
I ever seen in my life.
But then
when I taped it
it just fell out
like it was nothing.
I was like oh
I see what he was talking about.
And he edited it
and he worked with me
he rechanged jokes
and he was just
man.
Can you explain
what a person like that does? Because you know, we see
Dave Chappelle do Earthquake and Donnell Rollins
I remember when Spike Lee did Gerard Carmichael
and you talk about how Robert did Bill and
Eddie. Like what did they
do? Well, for me
I don't know what they did, but for me
like literally, he said I'm
serious about comedy. You will have
to work. Like I had to get on
Zoom with him every Wednesday for two to three hours.
And I had to do my set in front of him, like walk out.
Yay.
And do my set.
And he was like, well, try this.
Try this.
He would rearrange the set, help me weave it together, ask me, well, what do you think about this?
Or go try this.
And I would have to go try that joke and send it back to him
and he would give me his auntie's opinion and he helped me through the whole process which was hard
because I had never worked with anybody like that a day in my life but it showed up you know I was
looking for people to say negative things about the special but they did everybody who watched it
seemed to really loved it and it's because of how much time Robert Townsend put in that
with me, you know, behind closed doors.
And I hated meeting with him
on a Wednesday because I knew he
was going to have a note for my ass to go do
that weekend to send back to
him and he will watch it. And
when we meet up on Wednesday, he had notes
for your ass. And that's
comedy. That's when somebody really
gives a fuck about what they're putting out
and really cares about helping you.
And so did one of the sites people.
Her partner
in page, she also helped
a lot putting this set together
even before I even hooked up with Robert Townsend.
But when I hooked up with Robert Townsend,
he just took it to another level. He
really worked this shit out of me.
I was like, I'm so tired.
Oh, I gotta be
a Robert Townsend today.
But I would do it
all over again.
Are you doing another one?
As soon as you call me,
Netflix, HBO, whoever,
I'm working on another hour
right now to sell.
You know,
I'm selling everything.
This shit like
the crack game to me.
You know,
another thing,
your success,
I would contribute podcasts
to your success as well. My success did come from podcasts. I know, another thing, your success, I would contribute podcasts to your success as well.
My success did come from podcasts.
I mean, Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer,
Tom Segur, Ari Shaffir, all
of those guys. And what was crazy is
my audience were Caucasian
people. It was literally
Caucasian people. And as soon as they put me on
BET+, black people started
running up on me, trying to sell shit,
thinking I'm their aunt, all kinds of shit.
And I love the diversity there because my audience is from a little bit of everywhere,
all walks of life.
It's not just black audience.
It's a little bit of everything when you come see me live.
And I'm sure you have so many different things to talk about now
because you're kind of like me when you go places
and you don't necessarily know who people are that's how i am too so you were talking about
being at like the emmys and not knowing who anybody is you know i don't that's what was
crazy we went to the emmy netflix party and the girl from ozark was there but her hair was
different and you know everybody cheered i did not recognize her and ozark is my shit
that's my i watched Queen of the South
and I recognized her
because she was at,
not the star,
but the girl who left
to go do
One Day at a Time.
So I can't pronounce
her name.
But I know her.
Isn't that the same girl
who did Inventing Anna,
right?
I guess.
I don't watch that much.
But the young girl on Ozar
was right there by me
partying.
My daughter ended up in a Dateline picture and I did not recognize her and Ozar is my shit
You know everything I do with reference to me being a drug though, you know, cuz that's how I take on Hollywood
You know, I'd be like y'all done let the wrong nigga
hit with the crack today.
Because it's easier
to communicate like that.
Like,
I can explain those
crack references to you
and you understand them.
Yes.
Yes.
So,
I mean,
I just talk in crack terms,
I guess.
What about Squid Game?
What's the crack references there?
They was there.
I know.
I recognize them.
But I mean,
they was great.
At first,
I think they was scared
to come down
and dance with everybody.
But then they realized how much we love Squid Game.
And they came on down, too.
I saw that at the party at 8, and I was asleep.
Squid Game could have been called crackhead shit.
That's all they was doing.
That stuff crackheads would have done for a while.
No, crackheads ain't killing nobody.
No, they would have participated in those games.
For some crack?
Crack.
That game with the freeze.
Was it red light, green light?
Oh, yeah. They didn't get killed.
These people get killed.
Yeah, they get killed.
My crackheads didn't want to die.
No, crackheads don't die.
You don't want them to die. You want them to come back.
And they don't catch
COVID either.
If they did, it wouldn't matter.
That's a new movie coming with this whole theme.
I was walking down the street here in New York yesterday,
and this man walked up.
He said, can you give me some food?
I said, let me tell you something right now, motherfucker.
I know you want some dope.
Now, I go over here and buy your ass a Coca-Cola,
and I buy you something, but you ain't get my motherfucking money.
He's like, you crazy.
I said, no, nigga, you crazy.
He said, well, buy me a pack of cigarettes. In that case crazy have you got any movie roles yet
no not yet real night I want to see my navel? Nigga, Viola Davis on with 099.
Nigga, no you didn't.
You want to see me to hold up the credits for Woman Crew?
Oh, man.
You want to see me work on set at Woman King?
Them bitches were running through water with them afros.
Did you see the shoulders on them?
Oh, man.
They're amazing.
She was diesel, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was diesel. Nigga, no you don the shoulders on them? They look amazing. She was diesel, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was diesel.
Nigga, no, you don't want to see it.
You want to see me on the aftermath of Woman King.
What would that be?
After the camera go off and we all in the cafeteria.
At crab service?
No, I'm not.
You would never pay me to let my butterfly arms out.
Money don't mean butterfly arms.
Now, I also saw you at Essence Festival.
So did you have a good time at that?
Oh, my God.
I had so much fucking fun at that.
New Edition turned that bitch out.
When I tell you?
Janet Jackson turned that bitch out.
I had a ball at Essence Festival.
I did.
That was my first time.
Oh, it was?
Yeah, but it won't be my last time. You had the whole VIP experience. That's a good first time to go, too. That was my first time. Oh, it was? Yeah, but it won't be my last time.
And you had the whole VIP experience.
That's a good first time to go, too.
That was a good year.
Everybody was back.
And you're right,
New Edition, Janet Jackson.
It was so fucking fun.
To see everybody.
I was there with Debbie Allen.
Oh, yeah?
Love Debbie Allen.
Oh, my God.
She got up there
and turned that bitch out.
Did you see her dance?
Yeah, I saw you and then you was going to get
Debbie Allen. You were like, I gotta go get Debbie
Allen. Yeah, yeah. She was like, I don't want to be in
a VIP. I want to stay right here. I said, well damn,
Debbie, okay then. Then she ended up on
stage and she turned that motherfucker.
I said, Debbie, you 70-something years old
tooting that ass up like that. If I'm bent over
like that, nigga, all my
blood will rush to the front of my head. I get
pink eye.
You pee a little bit.
She directed the first episode, right?
You like me peeing on you.
He keep talking about it.
Because that's so funny, man.
Now every time I see Miss Pat, I'm like, Miss P!
What's your mama number?
Call your mama after she leak.
Okay?
Don't you leak.
She leak, nigga, like a 64 Chevy. Don't be calling me no Miss P. Call your mama and ask her if she leaked. Okay? If she leaked, nigga, like a 64 Chevy.
Don't be calling me no mid-peat.
Call your mama mid-peat.
Who have you fanned out over the media?
You know what?
So you know I work for V103 on the morning show.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I mean, I knew that, but I didn't know you were still doing it.
Yeah, I'm still doing it.
Okay, okay.
I like radio.
So, Tigger, Big Tigger had Ice Cube to call and wish me happy birthday.
Wow.
That's the person I want to work with.
I don't want your Ice Cube.
I can see that.
I've just been a fan.
I love me some fucking Ice Cube.
He always look like he choke bitches in a nice way.
I love Ice Cube.
What the hell?
You got to stop.
He look like a thug,
but he really ain't no thug.
I kind of see it.
Yeah, I've been loving,
I've been an ice cube fan
from day one.
Especially when he was
a little thicker too.
I liked him a little
thicker too.
But I just love me
some ice cube.
So when he let him
wish me a happy birthday,
I peed on myself that day.
For sure.
Just so you want to know.
I love me some
fucking ice cube. I feel like I saw you on your birthday this. For sure. Just so you want to know. I love me some fucking ice cream.
I feel like I saw you on your birthday this year.
Yeah, we went to the after-winter.
Me, you, Dave Chappelle.
Yeah, we was partying for your birthday.
And you was awake.
I was awake, yeah, but I went home and went to sleep.
I was like, where'd Miss Pat go?
To bed.
I went to bed.
Debbie Allen directed the first episode of Miss Pat, right?
She did.
She directed season two.
Oh, the whole season?
No, no.
Every year she's come back.
Because, you know, TV, whoever directed it,
it's kind of pretty much their show.
So every season she comes back
and she directed an episode for season three.
Tell us about the season
and that somebody like Debbie Allen can add to a show.
Because, you know, we all grew up on them
classic 80s, 90s black sitcoms.
What kind of season is she at?
Man, she brings a flavor all the time.
She comes in with her and Jordan get together.
And no matter what's on the paper,
Debbie Allen can make the shit come alive.
She come in and she just,
we're going to do it like this, bam, bam.
She's one of the best directors
that ever stepped foot on our show.
She seemed like a blessing.
She was a blessing.
And, you know, she instills so much encouragement to Jordan
because he actually directed an episode in season two.
Wow.
And season three.
So he's directing now, y'all.
And then we got Mary Lou Battle, who was nominated for the Emmy for the show.
She comes in with 30 years of experience.
And, you know, with those four directors, we don't need no more.
Yeah.
But, you know, we did work with a lot of other ones.
But those are some of my favorites.
That's why I love the Miss Pat show, because it does give me that feeling of the classic black sitcom.
That's what we grew up on.
Martin, Living Single, Different World, Cosby Show, 227.
It gives me that feel.
And you know, one of the things that we work really hard on,
at first, the network didn't, I didn't think they understood it.
Like, I'm serious about originality with the content.
Well, we're serious about the originality with the content and the jokes.
People are like, oh my God, this show is so fucking funny.
Because if you do a joke, I'll be like, this shit ain't funny.
Let's do it again.
Let's work it, let's work it. Nigga, i'll keep you up all night until we come up with some shit
they're gonna have you screaming the next day and like most people like well why do you need all
these punch-up people you goddamn right it's gotta stay fresh people don't want you know how you watch
a sitcom you don't you heard that shit on martin little nigga doing that shit in a new show you're
like nigga i already heard this shit pop shop shit now shop shit now. That's right. But you won't get that with the Miss Pat show.
Before you get that, we will close shop at that motherfucker.
I feel like it's a different level of intensity
to having that live studio audience.
Oh, being a comedian, you know,
I do Thursday just in front of, like, blocking and cameras.
But when that live show come on, baby,
we show our ass down in Atlanta.
It's a party.
It's a party. It's a party.
That's a different type of energy.
And it take y'all, like, what, six days to shoot a show?
Five.
Five, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We do it the old way, too.
You know, four days of rehearsal, and then we shoot that fifth day.
How do people get to come be in the audience?
Well, we have an audience person that go out and get audience.
And this third season, I'm telling you, we was turning away people.
They never shot a live studio audience in Atlanta.
So Jordan brought that shit to Atlanta.
You know, people like running up to me, oh, my God, Miss Pat, you know,
you brought, what is it, Multicam back to life.
I'm going to be honest with you, and I'm always going to be honest with you.
I don't know shit about no Multicam until I met Jordan and Cooper. That little nigga brought Multicam back to life. I'm going to be honest with you, and I'm always going to be honest with you. I don't know shit about no multicam
until I met Jordan E. Cooper.
That little nigga brought multicam back to life.
All I was doing was following the lead.
Boy, you know what the fuck you're doing
with all these people,
a million dollars,
they're down here spending.
I know what I'm doing.
We got a whole fucking studio
that look like it's built down there.
He had them build a sound booth.
We were flying people in from L.A.
He said, uh-uh,
they don't know how to do it right now.
But you know what? BET
Plus and
Deb, who was the big producer on the
show, she listened. They listened
and they brought in all the tools we needed
to make a successful show.
Daylight Media, that's who does the show.
They brought all the pieces together
and we are shooting a live
studio award and they coming
that bitch to rock and dance and have a good time.
What do you think the benefit of having a successful black show
on a black network is?
Because black people want to see black shit.
They get tired of seeing us
put in a family that we really wouldn't be in.
You know, goddamn well we wouldn't
fuck with them people in real life.
Somebody said, you the first show I ever
seen where a nigga went to the bathroom and actually washed his hands.
When you don't wash your hands, you don't white men don't wash their hands.
They shit their pants.
Ring-a-ling-a-ding-a-ding.
Ring-a-ling-a-ding-a-ding.
And they so invested
that they watch it so many times
so they see every fucking thing.
When they told me that, I was like, damn.
But that's just natural reaction
because I don't want to walk around my snatch on my hand.
So even though I'm acting, you know,
I pull my pants down with my girdle on and show it off.
But my natural reaction is to watch my fucking hand.
You wear a girdle?
Fuck you, Charlemagne.
I ain't going to ask you what you do to your shit. How you want to stick Fuck you, Charlemagne. I ain't gonna ask you what you do to your shit.
How you gonna stick your balls, Charlemagne?
You look like the type of nigga that'll glue your dick to some cotton
so you can have a Pop-Tart dick.
I just use my hand, peel it off my leg.
The bat wings.
My balls.
Oh, yeah.
That's only if it's sweaty, I think. Don't they look like they sweating wings. My balls. Oh, yeah.
That's only if it's sweaty, I think.
Don't they look like they're sweating?
I have.
No, I have.
I didn't even think about it.
You got the woman king nuts.
Just finished fighting.
Oh, man.
Now, you know, we had a... Cake pop dick.
That's what I was trying to call you.
Cake pop dick.
The cake...
Cake pops. Cake pops.
Hopefully no sprinkles.
Yeah.
You know, we had Kadeem Hardison and Jasmine Guy up here.
Yeah.
And they were talking about the unfair treatment they faced on A Different World, even though
they were the number two show in the fucking country.
Like, do you see some of that same unfair treatment financially or even morally with
all the success you have?
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, you know, like, I success you have yeah yeah i mean you know
like i mean it's a budget you know and sometimes the people don't understand i think my unfairness
come with sometimes when you have people because i don't want to get fired when people when people
wants to give you notes about the show like'll tell you a note that they gave me
when I was watching an episode when Terry grabbed me,
and some of the notes came in,
we don't want Terry to grab her.
And I politely looked in the camera and said,
let me get beat.
I know how to fucking get beat.
So when me and Tammy had that big fight,
some of the execs wanted to tone that fight down.
But that's not what we want out here.
We want shit to make you cringe.
We want shit to say, that's how I would have reacted.
And that's one of the biggest fights that, you know,
I think sometimes the network want to get caught up in protecting Terry as a black man.
I mean, ain't no fucking body perfect out here.
I mean, every time you went off at your house and probably kicked a hole or kicked a little dog
and shit, don't say that on here because you could lose
your career. But every time you had to choke
your car out and shit.
That didn't get outside the
household. You know,
they want him to be perfect. And we
don't want anybody to be perfect.
He married to a convicted felon. I got
a gay daughter. I got a son that jack his dick.
I got all kind of real problems at my house.
And sometimes the network or sometimes the exec want people to be perfect.
That's my bigger issue with them.
I think they're just scared of the backlash, and I don't know why.
It's like, yo, let people talk.
It's when they're not talking, it's a problem.
And they talk.
Look, they say, oh, my God, do she have to have an abortion? Yeah. I know a lot of bitches get an abortion when they're not talking it's a problem. And they talk. Oh my God, do she have
to have an abortion? Yeah! I know a lot of
bitches get an abortion while they're pregnant.
Leave me the fuck alone if I'm giving you my
life. You said you know a lot of women that get
abortions when they're pregnant? Yeah, that's when you get an abortion.
That's the only way to get one.
I killed a few other nigga babies.
What?
I mean, when I say pregnant,
I'm married.
That's what you meant or married. I said married.
That's what you meant, married.
Married.
Angela, you're over there agreeing with you.
No, I'm saying she get pregnant when you're married.
I have an abortion when you're pregnant.
Some people kill a visible baby.
I ain't gonna lie.
I had a girlfriend.
An invisible baby?
Tell me what.
I had a girlfriend that said she was pregnant, right?
And she was so happy because she was trying to get this boyfriend.
You know, this man.
She had this good man in her life.
And her period came on.
Because sometimes when you get stressed out, your period go away.
Well, her period came on.
And nigga, she went to the store and fell and faked the miscarriage.
Man, stop.
Stop.
Stop, man.
She right.
People do have fake abortions.
You got to stop. I don't run along with it. Stop. Stop. Stop, man. She right. People do have fake abortions.
You got to stop.
I don't run along with it.
I was like, oh my God, my friend lost her baby.
I definitely know someone who got a bunch of money from different people telling everybody she was pregnant.
I need money for an abortion.
At an old place, she fell, a little giant.
And you know that motherfucker dangerous, a little giant.
Nigga, you might slip on a chicken back in that motherfucker.
And she said, her period came on.
We done went to the emergency room and everything.
Got a little band on the arm and we're not the band.
You're the band PR.
Because, you know, you need the band.
Nigga, he been at the hospital.
He blowing her phone up we out somewhere
he making a plan
on how we gonna do
this miscarriage
bitch had a hospital
abandon everything
went in there for a cough
we said she had
a whole mid-carriage
see that's a whole episode
and that's funny
yeah
and it's real
yes
you can't run from
what's funny and what's real
you cannot run
and I think it's good
when people feel uncomfortable
it is and it makes them think even like when I did the whole gay episode the gay community You can't run from what's funny and what's real, man. You cannot run. And I think it's good when people feel uncomfortable. It is.
I mean, and it makes them think.
Even like when I did the whole gay episode,
the gay community really reached out and said,
me and my mama never, I had people say,
me and my mother and father never talked about having a gay child
until they saw your episode.
What are the pronouns that you use?
Yeah, pronouns.
Like, honestly, I did one on a pronoun.
Him, them, they, and he, and she, and he, whatever.
I had never heard of that until my daughter,
Garyana, brought her friends home.
And they was pronouns.
So I was like, what the fuck you mean you're pronouns?
You're a boy.
I'm nothing.
Well, bitch, what do you mean you ain't nothing?
That's right.
Yeah, I get it.
But we ate into the fact.
We did it in the episode so people wouldn't be stupid like I was.
Right.
It's educational.
People watching it like, I didn't know that.
And we're not here to preach.
You know how you get a black show and people want to show white America how shit it is?
No, we just a black family.
That's right.
Showing you what the fuck we went through.
And hopefully you can relate to what we went through.
I never grew up around a perfect person in my life.
And I never understood where we got to this point in society
where everybody got to pretend to be perfect.
That's not real.
It's not fucking real.
Ain't nobody perfect.
Like I tell people all the time, babies come out ugly.
If it were perfect, them motherfuckers would be born beautiful.
That's right.
Any of your kids was ugly?
Well, don't say that because you got to go home.
I'll say a couple came out looking like
me and i was concerned at first i got two grandkids one of them motherfucking ugly fuck he
looked like he smoked weed he looked like a drug dealer how old is he he ugly as fuck he five now
yeah he's he growing into it he still got a long way to go yeah i mean when they was born they was
type of nigga that you did not hang up their baby pictures it's still in the draw you gotta stop this fact but
you I don't know I never see well I'm telling you go on my favorite page like
damn he look like he 45 turn that is miss Pat which who child that is that my
son okay I tell him all time say but my son was ugly. My son was so fucking ugly,
his hairline started behind his ears,
so I would just keep
a little shit in his face.
No, nigga,
you ain't got no hair.
Damn.
You need a...
Don't look so disgusted
and shocked, Miss Pat.
Why you letting the shit
grow back?
I'm not.
I'm getting a haircut tomorrow.
Shit.
You got that LeBron James, James, James. Shit. You got that LeBron James
change.
Shit.
He look good too.
Yeah. We're having that kind of money.
Who gives a fuck about some hair, LeBron
James? And you know, you get a haircut.
During the pandemic, he was putting Monistat
7 on his head, trying to grow his hair back.
Charlamagne had this whole plan.
No, I did. Tiffany Haddish had me doing the damn
Monistat 7. What the fuck is Monistat 7?
I don't know. She said if you have Monistat
and something else. That's discharge medication.
Yeah, for yeast infections. He was putting it on his head.
It was Monistat and something else you would rub on your head.
Castor oil. Did you believe that shit?
It was during COVID. I ain't had nothing else to do.
Did it work? No. It swore it worked.
Nigga, I'm surprised you didn't get an itch.
Ain't Monistat 7 for your pussy when your lips itch?
Nigga, you can't believe all that old shit.
That's just like ginger ale cure gonorrhea.
No, people still don't do it.
Ginger ale ain't never cure no gonorrhea.
Well, that's what old people tell you.
Oh, okay.
You want to dip your dick in ginger ale.
Ginger ale is for stomach aches.
Yeah.
Ginger ale and crackers.
And that's what gonorrhea gives you, stomach ache.
And they were telling you, don't just dip your dick in some ginger ale and crackers oh and that's what that's what gonorrhea give you stomach ache yeah and they were saying don't just dip your dick in some ginger ale
taking a bath with some bleach makes your vagina tight i never heard you see somebody putting
their dick in the ginger ale they can't find a sock that's what that is but you never heard
of taking a bath with bleach clean your vagina nobody was trying to say that care of covid you
you heard of anybody say use vinegar?
I heard vinegar.
Bleach did the
same thing.
Fabuloso.
Damn.
Fabuloso.
Oh, no, I'm kidding.
Oh, like,
tie two.
Let's get Miss Pat
out of here
for she don't get
a season four.
Okay?
I'm going to get
a season four.
You damn right you are.
I'm going to get
a season four.
I got shit to do.
And you back on the road.
I think I saw you
going to be at Caroline's. I saw you gonna be at Caroline's
I'm gonna be at Caroline's
here next month
you know Jordan is going
to Broadway with his play
I saw that yeah
yeah that's exciting
no more is going to Broadway
y'all gotta go see it
I went to go see
the Michael Jackson
last night
that shit was so
god damn good
I saw that
that was amazing
I did not wanna go
when I tell you
that Michael Jackson shit
over there on Broadway
is a shit
and I don't wanna
stand you bitch
I don't pay no god damn bitch I don't pay no goddamn
$300 for no motherfucking play
I was like wait a minute nigga
I'm coming back with
everybody tomorrow
this shit good
that's why you didn't
want to go
because of the price
yeah
now come on
look
look
look niggas
I'm a movie ticket bitch
okay
they're Broadway
for a whole type
of different niggas
you know versus $8
and you sneak your snacks in
that's right $300 nigga you ain your snacks in. That's right.
You're $300.
Nigga, you ain't going to want to eat if it ain't no good.
I've seen a bad play, too, for $200 and I didn't want to eat.
I was mad at him.
I was joking.
I got that money back.
What play was it?
I ain't going to say.
Okay.
It's the Jordan play.
That's the one where he sent all the black people on the plane?
Yeah, he sent them on the plane.
Oh, I saw that back in the day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's on Broadway.
Wow.
It's going to Broadway.
That's a huge deal.
Yeah, he's going to be in high heels every night, and I'm going to be on the road. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's on Broadway. Wow. It's going to Broadway. That's a huge deal. Yeah, he going to be
in high heels every night
and I'm going to be on the road.
Oh, Jordan's in it?
Jordan is the lead.
Oh, yeah, he wasn't in it
when I saw it.
Yes, he was.
He was?
He was a drag queen.
Oh, yeah, he was.
Damn, that shit was so long ago.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, Peaches.
Peaches.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, he's a drag queen.
All right.
Damn, Jordan coming up.
That's good.
I'm happy for both of y'all, man.
Thank you.
That's my ride or die.
Word. What's it like
now as far as from season
one to season three when it comes to
you negotiating and getting
what you deserve and being more confident
on set? What's the difference from season one to
season three? You just let the white people handle it.
That's it.
You just got, you know,
I'm the same. Nothing has changed about me. On my set, one thing, I think that's it you just got you know i'm the same i'm the same nothing has changed about me you know on
my set one thing i think that's why people really like working there because you don't have to walk
on eggshell you i'm not a star that you have to walk by and can't speak to i hug and speak to
everybody so i'm just i'm the same you know i don't i don't allow that shit they do in hollywood
what it would have started with the main cast eat first and the
extra eat last. No, motherfucker, we together.
It takes all of us to do the
Miss Pets show. So everybody get in line
together. If you didn't eat, it's because
your stupid ass didn't get in line.
So I try to make everybody feel like we all
on the same level with the same respect.
I don't do that separation shit.
So I'm the same.
Ain't nothing changed, but a few numbers in a bank account.
That's right.
Yeah.
Give me your website, Ms. Pat, so they can buy tickets for your tour.
MsPatComedy.com.
That's MsPatComedy.com.
And also, you can pick up some merch.
And I want to shout out my crack babies, because I'm throwing my fans an appreciation party in Atlanta.
It's called the Crack Down with the Pat Down.
Okay.
So I want to shout them out
on the breakfast
what is that
party like
oh
I pay for
everything
I just invited
450 fans
and we're gonna
have a party
in Atlanta
Georgia
that's dope
man
pay for everything
but she was
complaining about
$300 for a ticket
look at that
I'm gonna have
a good time
at my party
yeah
I don't know
what the fuck
this play gonna be
but y'all gonna
see Michael Jackson
it was amazing
the actors when I tell you they see Michael Jackson. It was amazing.
It was amazing. The actors, when I tell you, they played Michael Jackson, the young Michael and then the grown
They had the dark-skinned Michael, the young Michael, the dark-skinned Michael, and the
white Michael.
Yes.
And it just told a story.
It was so good.
And when it was over last night, the cast was like, hey, Ms. Pat, I said, who the fuck
they talking to?
He's like, they talking to you.
I said, these niggas don't know me.
The whole cast knew who I was.
They watched the show.
Wow.
So y'all go out and see black shit.
Michael Jackson is so good.
And make sure y'all watch the Miss Pat show on BET+.
Make sure you check out Miss Pat on tour.
I'm going to come see you at Caroline's.
You said that last time, but uh-uh.
I did come.
No, you ain't never came to see me.
Yes, I have come to see you at Caroline.
All the black female comedians.
And I'm going to put you on the spot. You ain't never came to see me, but you're to see all the other black female comedians and i'm gonna put you on spot you ain't never came to see me but you're welcome to come see me and i appreciate
i swear i came to one of your shows you came to another fat bitch what other no it wasn't because
i knew because um i don't know if she's still your agent from uta jack jackie oh that was tiffany
had as you saw she wasn't jackie yours too though jackie is not my agent. She was before I got.
So that was wrong.
And Tiffany is skinny.
So that was not me.
That was not me.
Well, I'm coming this time.
Well, I'm going to hold you to it.
I'm coming.
And if you don't, I'm up.
I'm coming.
I promise.
You got my word.
Word is born, I'll be there.
What's the date so people know Caroline?
She don't know.
That's why you go to MissPat.com.
MissPat.com.
I don't know, but it's in November.
It's next month.
Come see me.
When is it?
The 10th? Let me look it up real quick. When is it? MissPatCaroline. November 10th. November. MissPat.com. I don't know, but it's in November. It's next month. Come see me. When is it? The 10th?
Let me look it up real quick.
When is it?
MissPatCaroline.
November 10th.
November the 10th.
I'm at Caroline's.
So make sure y'all get y'all tickets now because this shit is selling fast.
November 10th.
And it feels so good to be selling out.
So make sure y'all get y'all tickets and come see me at Caroline.
You hear that weekend?
It look like it's just a show.
No, I'm here that weekend.
Okay.
Well, starting Thursday, November 10th, 7 p.m.,
Miss Pat will be at Caroline's on Broadway.
I'll be at one of them shows.
I'm going to wait till Saturday because I don't work on Sunday
because I got to see my Falcon get their ass beat.
There you go.
It's Miss Pat.
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