The Breakfast Club - PEOPLE'S DONKEY: 'I Want To Give The Biggest Hee-Haw To Myself And My Two Baby Daddies'

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

in light of accountability and Valentine’s Day, we opened the phone lines for the People’s Donkey, including one caller who gave herself the biggest ‘Hee-Haw’ alongside her two baby daddies. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 1969, Malcolm and Martin are gone. America is in crisis. At a Morehouse college, the students make their move. These students, including a young Samuel L. Jackson, locked up the members of the Board of Trustees, including Martin Luther King's senior. It's the true story of protests and rebellion in black American history that you'll never forget.

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listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Bowen-Yen. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys' Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan Cortina

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Listen to two guys, five rings on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own. Remember now? That's how they choose. Yes. Call in now. 800585.15.1. Listen, donkey today for Friday, February 13th is the people's donkey. This is where we allow people to call in and give folks the credit they deserve for being stupid.

And I'm letting you know right now tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Now, historically, I've given people who don't got nobody donkey today, and that's not right, because there's various reasons that folks don't have anybody. Okay, honestly, some of y'all don't got nobody because some people ain't hitting on nothing. Okay, there's just some terrible humans on this planet. All right, for example, there's a young man walking around this office right now. Okay, he's from Ghana. He works here on the breakfast club, and he is dressed like he's going to cheat after work

because he knows tomorrow he got to be a little. with his main sugar stain, so he probably told his main he got to work late today, and I just want her to know that's a lie, it's Friday. None of us are working late, okay? There are people out here who just don't love themselves also, okay? And I just want you to know they could never

truly love you. And today's your opportunity to give them the biggest he-hael. So good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Who's this? The star. Hey, Star. Who you want to get the biggest he-ha-to-star? I want to give us the biggest he-haar to this guy who was leading me off for six months, just to find out that he was living with his girlfriend.

The whole time he had a whole girlfriend. He had me falling for him. So I think he deserved the biggest he had to do. When did you find out this week? Because Valentine's Day is tomorrow, so he had to cut you off? No, I didn't find out this week. I found out, like, a couple months ago. Wow.

But I just never said nothing. I just kind of kept to myself and cut him off. But I was like, you know what? Today he deserves it because he has been sending me soft flowers and just kind of leading up to Valentine's Day, and I just been throwing everything in the trash. Well, what's his name? Yeah.

AJ. AJ. What are you calling from? I'm calling from Florida. Oh, man. And it's true what you say. It's true what you say, Sholomey. I use that all the time. The dumbest people come from Florida and all of the Bronx, that's for sure. I'm originally from New York.

Wow. And I have never met the most dumbest people but like here in Florida. Well, crazy as I don't say dumb. I say crazy as kids. I say crazy as you say what? I say craziest people. Right, not dumb. I like to say dumb as dumb because they really dumb.

Got you. Well, I'm happy that you got that off your chest, man, but, you know, I do have to salute, AJ, because it ain't nothing worse than having to eat two poom-pombs on Valentine's Day. Have a nice day. See, that's messed up. What? I know it is.

That is messed up. Well, have a morning and one for the night. Damn. Good morning. Who's this? Good morning. This car is calling out of North. What's happening, my brother?

Who you want to get the biggest he-haught to? I want to get the biggest he-haar to the economy. The price is going up and the pay is going down. Yeah. You know, when you're a truck driver, and you're playing the bus. about getting that money, it's got to be bad out here. Well, that's not the, it's not the economy for it.

It's the current administration. You ain't whined about that, brother. Oh, I want to say happy birthday to Jess, man. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you so much. Very welcome. Hey, Jess love a truck driver, too. Hey, you know.

I know she's married to one. That's right. I ain't Mexican, no. Oh, God, I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. Well, I still work hard. I'm out here. That's right, my brother.

I love it. Thank you for calling. Good morning. Who's this? Alicia. Hey, Alicia. Who you want to get the biggest he hard to? I want to get the biggest he hard to both of my big daddy's.

But they need the Remy donkey. The Remy Donkey. Okay. What's your baby daddy name? Yep. Big C. and squirrel. Big C. and squirrel.

You're from Baltimore? Uh-uh. I'm from Michigan. Oh, all right. I was the way to say. I do the M. Go ahead. Go ahead.

What did Big C and Squirrel do? No. Well, Big C. Been trashed since the beginning. I get myself donkey too for even giving them any of me to even have a kid. But my daughter's dad

has been ignoring us because he's supposed to go half on his prime dress. Damn. Oh, wow. Yeah, so he won't even answer my daughter phone calls or text. You can ignore me, but don't ignore your child. Yeah, don't ignore your child. You know what she should do?

She should just text dad to say, Happy Valentine's Day, Dad, tomorrow. See what he do. Yeah, I'm going to tell her. She's mad, though. She's in her feelings about it, because I dare you ignore me and I'm just trying to have a conversation with you.

I don't, you don't owe me money. And I'll tell you something else. What father is that? What's his name? That's Big C or Squirrel? Big C. No, that's squirrel. Squirrel, you should be ashamed to yourself.

If you buying any woman, anything tomorrow for Valentine's Day are taking a woman out and you know that you need to go half on your daughter's prom dress. That's trifling. Now, what if Squirrel show up tomorrow with the prom dress in the plastic? Like, ha-ha! Y'all thought I ain't get it.

We getting it custom. So he could just pay that full 50 for that payment tomorrow if he really want to help. Damn. I know you mad you let Squirrel get that. I know you mad you let Squirrel get that. But listen, what about Big C? What Big C do? Big C, he hasn't been present in my son's life for 15 years.

He got out of jail. Didn't even call him that my son know about his great grandma. Funeral preparations or anything. Jesus. Hey. I'm going to tell you something, man. You know how to pick him, okay? I hope you don't.

I know. Damn, this was her back in the day. This was you back in a day. I hope you don't have no Valentine tomorrow. You don't deserve one. Do you have a Valentine's tomorrow? Uh-uh, my kids are my Valentine's. There you go.

Oh, okay. Finally, finally, finally, finally. I'm going to go to the Wheatomone by myself, you know. Oh, the Wheat and one still coming to Detroit, coming to Michigan tomorrow? No, that's going to be in Indianapolis. I live in Indy now. Oh, okay, okay. That's what stopped, babe.

Well, you enjoy it. I'm going to go there with my cousins. I don't need no. man, I'm good. Because I don't know how to pick them. So until God put who I'm supposed to be with in my life, that's right. Now, hold on now.

See, I love a woman that can take some account about it. I started to hit you with the Bobby Womack if you think you lonely now wait until the night. But I like a woman with some accountability. No, no, no. I know I can be the problem, too. So I just been praying that God put who is supposed to be in my life in my life. How many women can admit that, especially on Valentine's.

weekend. It's a lot of women right now lying to their self saying they ain't got nobody because there ain't nobody out there on their level. Your level is in hell. You're the problem. You need to raise your vibration, ma'am. Yeah, no, I know, I know. Oh, and I'm a cancer too, July 18th. Oh, my God, you're trouble.

I know. I'm a cancer. I know. I know. Listen, I'm sending you nothing but healing energy. I want you to heal, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. I really do. And I got all your books. Thank you very much, ma'am. Yes. I'm sorry. Beth's going to be buying yours, too, of course. Oh, absolutely, because you need, you especially need mine.

No, you really do. Her book is all about co-parenting. It's called Tell Death Do We Parent. I'm 17 years in the game. I've been trying to, but... Trust me, it's okay. It's going to get better. It's just a pre-order the book.

You can actually pre-order it now. I'm not going to lie. I am. You sound like a war veteran. I'm 17 years. I'm going to play all my life. That's what it makes you feel like, huh? God damn.

Thank you. Yes. Yes. Well, we hold Big C. And Squirrel get it together, man. Yeah. Yeah, me too, for them kids. They ain't got to do nothing for me, but do right by your kids.

Yes, indeed. Thank you for calling. Thank you. All right. Have a great day. Man, God bless that woman, man. Can we have a conversation about accountability this morning? Absolutely.

Because there's a lot of women who feel, you know, like they're the prize and they to catch and they don't have nobody tomorrow because, you know, ain't no man on their level. When it's really they're the problem. Yeah. Their level is in hell. Okay? That's what you're about. bar is for yourself. You as a person.

You ain't did no work on yourself. Okay? You ain't went out there and took the time to heal and become the woman you need to be, but you're looking for a man. Absolutely. That woman had accountability. That woman said she knows she the problem. How many of you ladies out there know you the problem? We ain't going to get many calls.

Why not? Because ladies don't like to admit that they're the problem. Especially on Valentine's Day Eve. Ain't nobody trying to admit a problem. I believe in our breakfast club listeners. I believe that, you know, y'all are self-aware, like we're self-aware. I believe that y'all take accountability like we take accountability. And I believe that y'all want to use this moment to call in

and make the world a better place by looking at yourself in the mirror and making a goddamn change. Call us right now and tell us, let us know if you're the problem. My Lord, Luther King, they're not going to do that. He'll just calm down over there. Nobody's going to call up and say that a day before Valentine's Day. NB texted right now saying we did this last year. Well, guess what?

We're going to do it again this year. No, no, no, no, no. You was getting on the women last year. No, you was like getting on them real bad. You made everybody call up and tell them why they don't have a Valentine's. Damn. Yeah, don't do that this year. Do something for the...

No, let's do it for the ladies. See, I want Valentine's Day to be all about y'all. Call up right now at 1-800-5-150-1-5-1 and tell us ladies if you're the problem. It's the Breakfast Club. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamm itself. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michaelto-Bull.com.

That's Michaelto-Bull.com. and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. In the middle of the night, Saskia awoke in a haze. Her husband, Mike, was on his laptop. What was on his screen would change Saskia's life forever. I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately, the mask came off. You're supposed to be safe.

That's your home. That's your husband. Listen to Betrayal Season 5 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 1969, Malcolm and Martin are gone. America is in crisis. At a Morehouse college, the students make their move. These students, including a young Samuel L. Jackson, locked up the members of the Board of Trustees, including Martin Luther King's senior. It's the true story of protests and rebellion in black American history that you'll never forget.

I'm Hans Charles. I'm Minnick Lamumba. Listen to the A building on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Over the last couple years, didn't we learn that the folding chair was invented by black people because of what happened in Alabama? This Black History Month,

the podcast, Selective Ignorance with Mandy B, unpacks Black History and Culture with comedy, clarity, and conversations that shake the status quo. The Crown Act in New York was signed in July of 2019, and that is a bill that was passed to prohibit discrimination based on hair styles associated with race. To hear this and more, listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B

from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Bowen-Yang. And I'm Matt Rogers. During this season of the Two Guys' Five Rings podcast, in the lead-up to the Milan-Cortina-206 winner Olympic Games, we've been joined by some of our friends. Hi, Bob, hi, Matt, hi, Matt. Hey, Elmo. Hey, Matt, hey, Bowen. Hi, Cookie.

Hi. Now the Winter Olympic Games are underway, and we are in Italy to give you experiences from our hearts to your ears. Listen to Two Guys Five Rings on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.