The Breakfast Club - Phone Sex With The Breakast Club
Episode Date: October 19, 2018Friday 10/19 - Today on the show we had former player in the NFL and now author the book " Never Shut Up" Marcellus Wiley. He spoke about his book, NFL Career To Fox Sports, Growing Up In South Centra...l LA and more. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day to Zachary Miller who robbed a Subway, but its not the $100 dollars that came out of the robbery that got him the hee- haw its what else he decided to do while robbing the place. Also it was Freaky Freaky Friday, so why not have our listeners call up to ave phone sex with "The Breakfast Club."Â Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The world's most dangerous morning show.
The Breakfast Club.
What the hell is this, man?
I'd rather put y'all together.
Y'all are like a mega force.
Y'all just took over every...
Wake your punk ass up.
This is Chris Brown.
I've officially joined the Breakfast Club.
Say something, mother...
I'm with it.
The world's most dangerous morning show.
Breakfast Club, bitches. Good morning, DJ Envy. Charlamagne Tha God. Peace to the planet. It's Friday.
Now, usually Dan brings headphones for me, so I don't have any headphones today.
So you can't hear Angelina. You're a DJ.
Why you don't have headphones?
She can't even hear you, Angelina.
Oh, tell him what I can.
Can you translate?
Definitely don't have no headphones.
I got one in here now.
Angelina said you sound extra gay this morning.
I don't know what that means.
What?
I don't know.
Listen.
What?
That means happy.
Today, right?
Today is the Mega Billions.
Drop on the Clues bombs for the Mega Billions.
Yes, it is the Mega Billions.
Did you play?
All across the country.
It is not about the Mega Billions.
I can hear you now, Yee.
It's the Mega Billions.
Did you play?
I haven't played yet today.
So you guys are playing.
I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina.
I'm going to play out here.
I'm buying a ticket everywhere.
I bought one in New York.
I bought one in Jersey.
I'm getting one in Connecticut.
Pointless.
And I'm getting one in Boston tonight.
Pointless. Why is it pointless? It's pointless because it only takes one number New York. I bought one in Jersey. I'm getting one in Connecticut. Pointless. And I'm getting one in Boston tonight. Pointless.
Why is it pointless?
It's pointless because it only takes one number, bro.
Okay.
And he could win.
But if it's meant for you to win, you're going to win regardless.
But you have to play to win.
You have to play to win.
I'm not buying a lot of tickets.
I'm buying $10 in New York, $10 in Jersey, $10 in Connecticut, and $10 in Boston.
Life is all about the buying and selling of dreams.
There is no bigger dream being sold than this Mega Billions right now.
Absolutely.
This is selling hope.
They are hope dealers.
We're all hoping to win the Mega Billions, okay?
There's a one in 300 million dollar chance that you would win.
The Mega Billions jackpot is $970 million, and the Powerball is $470 million.
Yep.
I play both of them.
You have a three.
I don't even know what number this is.
What kind of number? What is that? 300 what? 300. What is that? them. You have a three. I don't even know what number this is. What kind of number is that?
300 what?
300 what?
What is that?
It's this big number right here.
What are you showing me?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, what's he doing?
That's $300 million.
That's what I'm saying.
You have a $100 million chance.
I don't know what this big number is.
You have $300 million to one shot.
To one.
But you have a shot.
You do have a shot.
Well, guess what?
My odds in life have always been good.
I've always beaten odds.
You know what I mean?
I still play. Listen, I play? My odds in life have always been good. I've always beaten odds. You know what I mean? I still play.
Listen, I play when it's $40 million, okay?
You know how you be driving sometime and you see the sign and it say 10, 15?
I play then.
You know what I mean?
You know why?
Because, hey, you never know.
Yeah, but it hasn't worked for you yet.
That's fine.
You got to be in it to win it, though.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm doing pretty okay in life regardless.
Yeah, me too.
But I would like $970 million.
And then that cuts down to $450 million cash.
You probably walk away with like...
$400 million cash?
Yes, $400 million.
It's like $430 million cash.
But then the taxes.
So taxes, yeah.
So they're going to take half.
The cash value is $548 million.
Don't they take all the money if you owe debts and stuff like that?
Don't they take that off the top, too?
I heard it, too.
Nobody's debt is that crazy that it's going to make a dent.
I'm not saying it's that much, but I'm just saying.
I heard that they take that money right out of them.
Take it.
They could have that.
But you get half of that.
So you walk away with about $250 million.
Okay.
And there's a lot to do with that.
I'd give away half of it.
I know I would.
You'd give away half?
Yeah,
because that's the type
of person I am now.
So I know I would
give away at least half.
I would give away a lot,
but I wouldn't say half.
It'd be a lot.
I'm not going to give away
half of that.
Okay, FYI,
y'all both didn't win,
so stop speculating
what you're going to do.
First of all,
don't be knocking us
because we're putting out
our...
Just relax, guys.
Just relax.
We're telling the universe
what we want.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll give away half.
I don't know if I'll give away half.
Don't knock us because we're putting stuff on our vision board.
I think we should buy a football team and let Kyla Cabanet run it.
I'm definitely not doing that.
I'm not giving them white room or money.
It better be our team.
Kyla Cabanet be quarterback.
I don't want to be around them good old boys like that.
You guys can have your own team in the gay bowl.
We could do that, too.
We could buy our own team in the gay bowl.
How much does the team cost?
$6,900?
$69,000?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it's got to be like $69,000 something.
I don't know.
Yes.
Well, we have former NFL player and now sports analyst Marcellus Wiley joining us in a little bit today.
Ivy League graduate.
He's an author as well.
An author.
So we'll kick it with him in a little bit. And we got front page He's an author as well. An author, so we'll kick it with him
in a little bit.
And we got front page news.
What are we talking about
on front page news today?
Oh, well,
let's talk about this
officer in Hartford, Connecticut
who was fired.
They have a video
and you won't believe
what he said to this group
of young men.
Okay, we'll get into all that
when we come back.
Keep it locked.
This is The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Come on, spray them.
Just like for a breeze.
Come a long way from sitting in the no-bleed. No-bleed. On the floor It's the Breakfast side. Oh, well, f*** them, dawg. We gon' see how hard they ride.
I get raps to go outside, and I spit it with the guys.
We up on the other side, acting like we tired.
I been gone since like July, acting like I died.
They won't be expecting when Keppel go to slide.
Cause I told them that we put that f*** behind us, but I lied.
That's all my mama.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
He said that in that song?
Yeah.
That's all my mama?
That's all my mama.
Oh, I never paid no attention.
I don't listen to the radio.
Let's get in some front page news.
What are we talking about, Yee?
Well, let's talk about a police officer who was fired in Hartford, Connecticut
after authorities investigated a video.
This is what he said to this group of young men.
Anybody wants to fight or run, I'm a little trigger happy, guys.
I'm not going to lie.
You know, I need a ton of money in overtime.
If I have to shoot somebody, I don't do anything stupid.
What did he say?
I need a ton of money in overtime.
What did he say?
He said I get paid a ton of money in overtime if I have to shoot somebody.
He said don't get paid a ton of money in overtime if I had to shoot somebody. He said, don't do anything stupid.
Now, Officer Stephen Barone was answering a suspected trespassing call.
And that's when he said that to this group of young men in the street.
He said, are you guys breaking into the place?
Are you hanging out having a few drinks?
Really no big deal.
Is there any other illegal activity?
And he said, if you guys are cooperative and honest with me, I'll afford you the same opportunity.
And then he said, I've been averaging a gun a week out here.
It's crazy.
So I got fired after they saw this video.
Well, I can tell that officer that, you know, trust me, those kids were probably already terrified of you.
I'm probably already scared of you.
There was no need to add any extra sauce to it.
OK, he had the nerve to ask them, why are you not saying much?
And that's when one of them said, you said you're trigger happy.
That's why we're quiet.
I'm scared to talk now.
What the hell is you talking about?
You can't scare me half to death and then expect me to say anything.
And then say talk.
Nope.
I'm going to speak what I'm spoken to.
And I'm going to move when you tell me to move.
And even when you tell me to move, then I may not move.
Because I'm scared you may shoot me.
So I don't want to make no sudden move.
I'm going to say, are you sure I can move?
Huh, sir?
Are you sure?
Absolutely not.
Now, there are more ex-students that are accusing a former University of Southern California
gynecologist, Dr. George Tindall, of sexual misconduct.
He was the only full-time gynecologist at the school's student health clinic, and he
worked there for 30 years.
Now, there's 93 former students who are coming forward saying that the school ignored
complaints about the doctor for decades and concealed what the doctor was doing. Now for a
lot of people what they said this was their first time actually going to see a gynecologist and so
they didn't realize that doctor was doing anything wrong. They said they were sexually abused,
harassed, molested by the doctor who was fired by the university last year for inappropriate behavior.
What the doctor was doing was
things like groping their breasts, digitally
penetrating their vaginas, sometimes without
gloves and without washing his
hands, also photographing their
naked bodies and their genitals and
exposing his own naked body to them.
So now
there's a lawsuit against him.
What is digital penetration?
That's when you use your fingers,
which are your digits,
to penetrate the vagina.
This guy's so stupid.
He probably thought he was thinking phones up him.
No, not phones.
Something dumb.
I know you was thinking something stupid like that.
If you thought it,
you probably thought it up.
I went to a doctor one time.
Remember I told you I had a skin bridge, right?
You had a skin bridge?
Shut up, man.
A skin bridge is when, you know,
you got like a piece of skin
that goes from the shaft to the head of your penis.
Yeah, you said you had something wrong with your circumcision.
Yeah, so it was just like a little skin bridge when I was like 17.
And I remember the doctor saying to me, why is that there?
And then he like grabbed my penis and he shook it.
And he goes, I never knew why they call these birdies.
Did he have gloves on?
He had gloves on when he did it.
So your doctor grabbed your penis and shook it?
He shook it.
And he said, why did they call it?
I never understood why they call these things birdies. And as I'm older now and I think back on it, I'm on when he did it. So your doctor grabbed your penis and shook it? He shook it and he said, why did they call it? I never understood why they call these things
birdies. And as I'm older now
and I think back on that, I'm like, that was wild.
How did it make you feel? Hey, shut up, man!
I'm just asking a question. I got therapy at
245 today. Don't be asking me
how I feel at 6 in the morning.
I'm just asking you.
Why do they call it a birdie?
I never had heard it called a birdie up until
that point. I was like, because when he shook it and said that,
I said, I never knew they even called these birds.
What's the little thing that hangs off the turkey?
They call that the...
Was it like that?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I forgot what they call it.
The gobble guy?
I don't know what it's called.
I'm about to say the gizzard, but it ain't the gizzard.
I know what you're talking about.
So maybe that's what it is?
Is that what it looked like?
What?
My penis?
What?
This is getting awkward. What are you? What? This is getting awkward.
What are you talking about?
This is getting awkward.
I was just telling y'all about the time the doctor shook my penis and called it a birdie
and removed my skin bridge all in the same day.
Yes.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
Okay.
All right.
This is awkward.
Well, this is what we're doing.
Front page news.
All right.
Get it off your chest.
All right.
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Maybe you had a bad night, bad morning, or maybe you just want to spread some positivity. Phone
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Let's go. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
So if you got something on your mind, lay it out.
Hello, who's this?
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, tell them I'm your man.
Yep.
This is us.
Hi.
It's really, actually, you can tell us why you're blessed as well.
It's just get it off your chest.
All right, I'm mad LeBron is really in L.A.
It dawned on you last night when you saw him in that yellow and gold?
That's all you got, bro?
Yeah, it looks disgusting.
I get what you're saying.
It looks disgusting. Where you from?
I came to New York.
Huh?
I said I came to New York.
Oh, boy.
It would have been better for him in New York.
Him and Chris Tapps, Porzingis teaming up.
That would have been dope.
Porzingis is still injured.
He can't play yet, right?
Mm-mm.
Oh, well, never mind.
All right, man.
He better off in that later weather.
It's better.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, what's up, Jeff?
Good morning.
Good morning.
It's your boy, Spector.
What's up, Spector?
Get it off your chest, bro.
Yeah, I just want to say
bless for a new year
that I just been able to see
and all the believers out there.
Angela, I just read this awesome book
for your book club.
One is called
A Beautiful Strange
by a young lady
named Kalonja St. George.
And her other book is called
A Return of Kismet
by Kalonja St. George. Two awesome books. All right, I'm going to look it up. And I'm going to pray to God. Peace, and her other book is called Return of Kismet by Kalonza St. George. Two awesome books.
Alright, I'm going to look it up.
Peace my dude, man. Blessings on your
new one. I know what it is to be a father.
I got two girls myself.
Everybody out there, stay blessed, stay peace.
It's Friday, let's get it.
Thank you, brother. I need to hear that real
hip-hop, man. Gotcha, brother. What do you call
real hip-hop? You know, he's from New York.
Oh, so you want to hear something that reminds you of wearing denim jean shorts
and Timberland boots in the summer.
I feel you, my G.
Absolutely.
Hello, who's this?
You got a whole champion outfit right now.
Hey, this is Big Billy Blood.
Big Billy Blood.
Big Billy Blood.
Are you a Crip?
Big Billy Blood.
I got a feeling you're a Crip.
Hey, Solomon, man, I miss you on Guy Code, man.
Y'all need to bring that show back.
Man, we all too goddamn old to do Guy Cole.
What are we going to do on Guy Cole now?
Duvall got number one records out here.
I'm out here selling books and doing TV shows and nationally syndicated radio.
We too old for Guy Cole, man.
Nah, man.
Some people forgetting the code, man.
Guy Cole without people, these dudes is moving right.
Maybe MTV will relaunch it with some young boys, man.
I'm grown.
We do old man code.
Well, tell us one of your guy codes, sir.
My guy code is you can't hit no female who your partner done dealt with.
Good luck with that.
That's good guy code.
By the way, I don't think guy code would work in 2018 only because, you know,
there is no such thing as masculinity, meaning masculinity doesn't have a definition.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there is no code for guys.
You understand what I'm saying?
I don't think there's a code for guys.
I mean, there is for us old school guys,
but not for this new generation of gender fluid
and this flexible people.
Flexible?
I don't know, man.
I don't even know the lingo.
What are they doing, gymnastics?
Flexible.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning, everybody.
This is Judy.
Hey, Judy.
Get it off your chest, Judy.
I just wanted to express how excited I am for Scorpio season.
My birthday's coming up soon, October 28th.
Okay.
Hey.
What you doing for your birthday?
Scorpios are crazy.
Bar crawl this weekend, epicenter, Charlotte.
Okay.
All right.
Well, enjoy bar cold and shout out to everybody in Charlotte.
I love Charlotte.
I love Charlotte, man.
Salute to the 704.
Enjoy your birthday, mama.
Charlamagne.
Yes, baby.
I'm so excited how you're here this morning early on Friday.
I'm here early every morning, baby.
She means on time.
I'm never this late.
I'm always here about 6.04, 6.05.
But of course, you know Friday, you got to be on time.
Yeah, you know what it was?
My little girl actually slept last night.
She didn't wake up crying last night.
Wow, see, mine crawled into my bed.
My newborn, she'll wake up at like 1 o'clock in the morning, be crying,
then my wife gets up, and then I feel bad, so I open my eyes for a little bit,
and then when I fall asleep, my rhythm is off.
Well, get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, hit us up now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
So you better have the same energy.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning, DJ.
Hey, this is John from Houston's Unsolved Homicides.
How you doing this morning?
What's up, John?
Get it off your chest, bro.
Well, this week was a blessed week.
I had a chance on Tuesday, October 16th to meet with the mayor and the city council.
And what I did, I asked the mayor and the city council for one special day for the people of Houston.
And that day is a candlelight council for one special day for people of Houston.
And that day is a candlelight vigil for homicide victims and missing people.
Because we don't talk about our loved ones every day after, you know, the life has been taken.
So I'm asking the mayor and the city council to please grant us one day every year. And this goes on for generations and generations to come in the future.
All right, brother.
Okay.
Have a great morning.
That's a beautiful thing.
Hello, who's this?
Yes, I go by the name of MCOB.
What's up, bro?
Get it off your chest.
Yeah, man, I want to get it off my chest, man.
We need to support more black businesses, small black businesses, man.
That's a fact.
All right, I feel you on that.
You got a black business, brother?
Yes, sir.
I'm just starting up my own fashion brand.
It's called MC Fashion Brand.
What is that?
What are you selling?
Clothes.
Clothes, shoes, everything.
Oh, so you like the nickname?
You like **** over.
If that's what you want to call it.
Okay, no doubt.
Thank goodness.
Where can I look at your product?
You can go online to mcfashionbrand.com.
I have a DM job in Instagram for y'all to check me out, to give me y'all opinions.
Okay, I'm going to check it out, bro.
I'm lying, but you know I'm just making you feel good this morning.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, it's Danny.
Danny, what's up?
Get it off your chest, Danny.
What's up, man?
I was up until midnight because my Spanish neighbors decided to start partying at freaking 10 at night,
and I have to wake up at 3 in the morning to go work this morning.
I'm sleeping, man.
You should have partied with them, man.
I couldn't, man.
I'm a bridge painter.
I'm freaking painting these bridges.
I would have knocked on the door and been like,
Sarah, can you please turn it down?
I'm trying to get some sleep.
Nah, they were across the street and they snitched on me once,
so I didn't want to do nothing to them.
I don't be trusting them.
You should have went and partied with them.
I'm sure they had some good food, some great music. You should have partied with them. He has to work. That was not great music, man. I'm Brazilian. I can't stand to do nothing to them. I don't be trusting them. You should have went and partied with them. I'm sure they had some good food, some great music.
You should have partied with them.
He has to work.
That was not great music, man.
I'm Brazilian.
I can't stand that Spanish stuff.
Hey.
He said he can't stand Spanish people.
No, he said Spanish stuff.
No, the music.
I can't stand Spanish people.
I just like Spanish music, bro.
Oh, okay, okay.
You know that crazy...
That stuff is good.
That sounds like fun.
Yeah, actually.
You made it sound great.
That stuff is not fun at all.
All right, well, hasta luego.
Hasta la vista.
Hasta la vista.
All right, yo, you guys, have a good day.
Que lastima.
Hello, who's this?
This is Josh all the way from Detroit.
What up, though?
What up, though, Josh?
What up, though?
What up, though?
Hey, I'm blessed and I'm upset.
You know, I'm blessed that I woke up this morning and I'm on my way to work.
But I did not want to hear about Charlamagne's turkey neck penis this morning.
That's the last thing on my mind this morning.
I ain't say nothing about having a turkey neck penis.
I told you I used to have a skin bridge on my penis.
Hey, that was...
You made him want to gobble gobble.
I didn't give you that message, man.
I'm just saying, though, you know, you brought up the penis.
Yes.
And then you started doing something else.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He called it a birdie.
I was just trying to tell a story because we was talking about the doctor who was nasty as hell molesting them kids.
And, you know, I was talking about the time.
I think I might have gotten molested when I think back and look at it.
Well, I'm sorry that your birdie got shit, Charlamagne.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, my goodness.
And shout out to Cash Doll from Detroit.
She just put out Ice Me Out.
Sounds like a great banger.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, this is Janessa from Norfolk, Virginia, but I'm originally from South Carolina.
All right.
SC, what's happening?
757, get it off your chest.
So today is my birthday, you guys.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
And I'm going to work.
Only for a couple of hours, though, because you know black people don't stay the full day.
It's a holiday.
That's right.
Are they going to have cake for you and stuff?
I'm having a party tonight.
But I mean, at work, you know at work it's fun to go to your birthday.
Your desk is decorated.
And white people don't care about her at her job.
I got black people that work for me.
Oh, okay.
They don't like you. I got black people that work for me. Oh, okay. They don't like you.
I got black people that work for me. Hopefully,
they got something.
Yeah, they better.
They better. Or somebody losing their job.
Somebody getting in trouble today.
Well, happy birthday, baby. Happy birthday, mama. You have a great day.
It's a bad bitch birthday.
Thank you. Alright, get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, you can hit us up at any time.
We got rumors on the way, Yee?
Yes.
Let's talk about Rihanna and a decision that she made thanks to Colin Kaepernick.
All right.
We'll get into all that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
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It's just in.
All the gossip. Gossip. The rumor report. Gossip. Gossip. With Angela Yee. All right.
Well, according to Us Weekly, Rihanna was approached to headline the Super Bowl halftime show,
but she declined that offer out of support for Colin Kaepernick.
According to a source, they really wanted her to be the performer in Atlanta.
They offered it to her, but she said no
just because she does not agree
with the NFL stance. Yeah, I would have had to call
Colin and be like, so Colin, you sure you're not
getting back in the league? No time to worry.
Like, you sure? Like, you're not doing
this NFL thing? They're offering me the Super Bowl,
but if you get on a team in December
and I cancel now, I'm going to feel a little crazy.
You know what I'm saying? So let's make sure that you're not
doing this, okay? Well, Rihanna's out here popping now. I'm going to feel a little crazy. You know what I'm saying? So let's make sure that you're not doing this, okay?
Well, Rihanna's out here popping now.
She also has said that she's going to start doing these Tutorial Tuesday videos on Instagram,
which is going to be beauty lessons every week that she's doing herself.
So I know that's going to be humongous.
The debut episode is already out, and she's talking about using this eyeshadow, lipstick, and highlighter for her chill-out look.
It's icy, and it's ready for the holidays.
If you guys are excited for that, I'll tell you who is excited.
Someone who works on the show behind the scenes.
I won't say who it is, but he said this is what he'll be doing all weekend,
is watching Rihanna's videos because she looks hot.
I did hear that said by somebody in this room.
Who said that?
I don't want to say because you got a girlfriend.
What shade of Fenty do you use, Charlamagne?
Well, contrary to popular belief,
I don't wear makeup,
but if I did wear makeup,
I'd wear Fenty Beauty Soft Matte Longwear Foundation shade probably...
Matte, not matte.
It's called matte.
It's matte.
Like matte color?
The shade would probably be in the mid 400s.
Tell you this, but you don't use makeup?
No, but if I did, I would, you know, definitely Fenty Beauty Soft Matte Longwear Foundation.
It's matte.
That's calling it matte.
Mid-400s.
It's matte, bro.
Okay.
What about you, Ye?
All right.
With the Fenty?
Yes.
Actually, I use the Fenty lip glosses all the time.
They're my favorites.
Oh, the lip gloss is popping.
And they have a great little taste to them, too.
You got a confession, bro?
You want to confess to something?
Alright, now let's talk about Floyd Mayweather.
There's all kinds of things going on with Floyd Mayweather
right now.
Now, there's a feud between him and Oscar De La Hoya
and him and Canelo Alvarez
and all kinds of things happening, but
Floyd posted a throwback Thursday picture
of Oscar De La Hoya wearing the fishnet outfit.
And he said, 11 years ago, I fought her
and her name is Oscar Golden Girl De
La Hoya. Please leave the most disrespectful
caption you can think of.
Now, Oscar De La Hoya said, hey,
at Canelo, to Canelo Alvarez,
someone is salty about your record-breaking
contract with DAZN. Good
thing we will never resort to hitting women.
Hashtag domestic abuser. Hashtag
domestic violence. Hashtag salty.
Hashtag anti-domestic violence.
A whole bunch of hashtags.
Floyd Mayweather had some things to say
about Canelo Alvarez who called him out in a recent
interview saying that Mayweather would be risking
his unbeaten record if he actually
gave Canelo Alvarez a rematch.
Well, Floyd Mayweather
made reference to Canelo's recent drug bust
for using performance-enhancing drugs.
And here's what he said.
It didn't matter if Canelo ate his PED steak or not this night.
This was by far the easiest fight of my career.
Conor McQuitter was a way better fighter than Canelo's cheating ass,
and I beat the brakes off of him, too.
He also said it takes me 36 minutes to make $300 million plus.
It literally takes me one night
and one fight to make what you might
make in five years and 11 fights. So really,
who's still winning? You do the math. Alright, so if
it's so easy, then how about you give Canelo
Alvarez the rematch that he's requesting?
If it was so easy the first fight, which it was for Floyd Mayweather.
Floyd Mayweather made Canelo look stupid.
Canelo actually became a much better fighter
after that fight. But, if it was so easy,
Floyd, do the rematch. Forget all them MMA fighters you fight and go fight Canelo actually became a much better fighter after that fight. But if it was so easy, Floyd, do the rematch. Forget all them MMA
fighters you fight and go fight Canelo
Alvarez again. I'm over 40 years old.
I pick my own fights and I'm picking them easy.
If you got a problem with that, you know, whatever.
I'm letting you know now I'm not paying for no
Floyd Mayweather versus no MMA
fighter, but I will pay top dollar for Floyd
versus Canelo part two. Now Manny
Pacquiao has revealed that he is in
advanced talks with Floyd
for a rematch in May.
So that could be happening.
Boo.
Nobody want to hear that.
Garbage.
All right.
He said Floyd is going to fight on December 31st,
and I'm going to fight on January 12th.
After that, we'll know he's coming back.
We'll discuss it.
Boo.
There you go.
I'll watch it at somebody's house.
Not paying for that.
I'll watch it.
No way.
Manny Pacquiao versus Floyd Mayweather?
Yes.
I'd rather see a Golden Girls reboot.
Really?
Now, Cat Williams was on his Instagram.
Cat Williams was on his Instagram Live,
and he had some things to say about his ex-girlfriend, Hazel E.
Now, I saw this actually on Gossip in the City.
They posted the Instagram Live videos,
and here are some of what Cat Williams had to say
about his ex.
Remember she showed up
with that little boy that was like 19
and that was a full-fledged killer and she had
that out there on mother
red carpets and shit with a bow tie on.
You crossed the line
don't believe in Jesus ass
truthfully that's why I left it
because she's a goddamn atheist.
I told her, for God, I was the king of the...
This...
Said, I don't believe in God or...
I said, if you don't get your satanic, demonic,
I want to be a cracker in the face ass up out of here...
I will call down the ghost of Sojourner Truth
to walk up your mother...
Goodness gracious.
Wow.
My goodness. I feel him on that, though. I ain't got time for people who don't believe street. Goodness gracious. Wow. My goodness.
I feel him on that, though.
I ain't got time for people who don't believe in God.
California.
Okay.
Not to be.
Then he also went on to talk about his going to Dubai repeatedly.
Here's what he said about that.
Soon as I leave the bed, suddenly her nose is crooked.
She got an under and an over bite.
The bitch is in Dubai getting shit on.
I love it. I love it.
I get it.
Cat Williams is one of those people who likes to see people that he used to deal with do bad after he leaves them.
I understand.
That's the only reason I still got a Facebook page now.
You know what I'm saying?
I just like to go and see.
Really?
That's the only reason?
That's the only reason.
I just like to go just.
Now, what would your therapist say about that, Charlamagne?
I'm working on myself.
You know what I'm saying?
You've been working on yourself a long time.
Work in progress.
This is 40 years of pettiness, 40 years of baggage that I'm unpacking.
I'm with you.
All right?
I'm in damage for a long time.
I'm working on myself.
So you've been petty since birth?
Yes.
All right?
I got people that did me wrong 15, 20 years ago.
I still go to their pages just to make sure they're still doing bad.
All right?
I forgive everyone. I don't. I ain't gonna lie. I forgive everyone.
I don't. I do the same thing. Y'all have no
idea how deep my petty is.
You don't know how deep my petty is.
I won't even bless you
when you sneeze if I don't like you.
Well, I'm sure you guys both have deep petties.
Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee
and that is your Rumor Report.
We got front page news next year. What is a deep petty?
You said how deep your petty is.
Yes, let's talk about this abandoned toddler.
I'm sure you guys all saw this video of a woman leaving a baby.
On the front porch, but we will explain what happened.
All right, we'll get into that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
This is The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
All right, morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get some front page news.
What are we talking about, Yee?
Well, let's talk about what happened in Houston.
There was a toddler that was abandoned on Wednesday night.
The child was left on the neighbor's front porch, the neighbor of the dad's front porch.
Now, the woman who bought the child was a friend of the child's mother.
The mother was in the hospital
and she thought she was leaving the child
with a responsible adult
who was going to drop the child off
at the father's house.
Instead, she actually went to the door.
I guess she went to the wrong house,
left the child,
and then just took off
and left the child on the porch.
That kid must have been crying crazy.
Yes, video surveillance shows the woman arriving at the house. She knocked on the door, rang the must have been crying crazy. Yes, video surveillance shows the woman arriving
at the house. She knocked on the door, rang
the doorbell, left the boy there, left
two bags on the stoop, and then just
broke out. She thought it was the dad's house?
Yeah, I guess she thought
she was going to the dad's house, but it was a neighbor.
Now the neighbor said...
She got beef with the dad or something?
Because that sounds like one of those things where you don't want to
see the person that's in the house
Alright, I'm going to drop them off
But I ain't speaking to nobody
I'm going to ring the bell and I'm going to be out
No, that's not something like that
I don't know if she even knew that
Yeah, I just knew that the mom actually was in the hospital
And was like, hey, can you do me this favor?
Thinking that she was going to be responsible
And do what she was supposed to do
Now, fortunately, the neighbors were good neighbors
They actually looked at the surveillance video,
saw the whole incident happening, contacted
the police. The police were going to people's houses.
Now, the dad was expecting someone
to come and drop off his child, and when it didn't happen,
he thought there was just a change of plans.
So he actually ended up going out.
And that's why when the police knocked on his door, he wasn't there.
He went to the club. Did he even call
to see if his son was still
coming? That's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Did he just look at the clock and say, all right, they ain was still coming? That's crazy. You know what I'm saying?
Did he just look at the clock and say,
all right, they ain't here by 11.
We out.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, the boy's father, Willie Simmons,
said if that was her child, she wouldn't have left him.
She didn't have no business leaving my son right there.
I tried to hold it in.
I can't hold that in.
I can't keep holding that in.
Just imagine if my nice neighbors weren't there.
My son would have wandered in the street and got hit.
That's very true.
Just imagine nobody would have been there.
He would have just been walking. I just want to know
why Willie didn't call his baby mama and say,
hey, y'all still coming, man? Because if y'all ain't coming, I'm going to
the club. She was in the hospital
so maybe he did try to call her. I can't
say if he did or not. Oh, no, man.
That sounds wild.
The whole story's wild. If you knew your
son was coming over, you ain't going to just bounce him off the club.
Let me ask you a question. Are they supposed to drop your son
off at 7, right? Yeah. And then at 7, you don't see him. 8, you don't see him. 9, you don't see him. 10, you don't see to just bounce him to the club. They're supposed to drop your son off at 7, right? Yeah.
7, you don't see him. 8, you don't see him.
9, you don't see him. 10, you don't see him. I'm going to think something is wrong.
So you might think, alright, he might not have a good relationship
with the baby mom. So you know what? I'm out.
I'm going to think something is wrong at first. Like, yo, y'all still
bringing a little man over?
I'm going to keep calling until I get somebody on the phone.
I'm just not going to just leave and go to the club.
You don't even know when to the club, man.
Why did you say he went to the club? It was like 7 o'clock. Relax. He and go to the club. You don't even know where to the club, man. Why did you say he went to the club?
It was like 7 o'clock.
Relax. He wasn't at the club.
I'm sorry. I don't know where you went, Willie.
Stop making things up.
All right, now let's talk about Donald Trump.
People are upset
at Donald Trump, and that's because
he praised Greg
John Forte, the Montana
Republican rep, for assaulting a reporter during his campaign last night.
You guys remember when that happened?
I thought you were talking about John Forte.
No, not that John Forte.
Now, here is what Donald Trump had to say about that congressman.
Any guy that can do a body slam, he's my guy.
He's my guy.
I shouldn't say this, but there's nothing to be embarrassed about. So I was
in Rome with a lot of the leaders from other countries and I heard about it, but I had heard
that he body slammed a reporter. This was like the day of the election or just before. And I said,
oh, this is terrible. He's going to lose the election. Then I said, well, wait a minute.
I know Montana pretty well. I think it might help him. And it did.
So why did he, why did the reporter get body slammed?
Listen, I don't know, but I know you shouldn't be body slamming reporters.
He didn't, I guess, like a question that he asked.
I got to hear both sides.
I don't know what that reporter said.
Come on now, you can.
No.
Oh, so somebody said something that is not a reason to try to attack someone.
Depends what they said.
I don't even know what he said.
What did he say?
Well, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault after that conviction.
So that's what happened.
But it was Ben Jacobs, a reporter for The Guardian, who he attacked.
I don't even know what.
I got to hear both sides.
I don't even know.
I got to hear both sides.
Yeah, it's messed up as a sound.
I don't think that Donald Trump should be encouraging politicians to attack reporters.
They're allowed to ask whatever question they want. It shouldn't matter.
He's doing his job.
Aren't you supposed to be protecting the First Amendment?
Where you're allowed to ask questions and say anything
without being attacked? What do I tell you about freedom of speech
all the time? Everybody
in this room has freedom of speech.
But we cannot tell people how to react to said speech.
Now whether he's right or wrong, that's a matter
of opinion. But I can't tell him how to react.
So I need to hear exactly what he said.
I can say the president of the United States
shouldn't be encouraging that behavior.
Okay.
But I still need to know what the guy said
to get body slammed.
I think that's very imperative to the story.
Yeah, I usually don't agree, but I agree.
Because if you say something smart about
somebody in my family, I'm going to body slam you immediately.
I don't care who you report for.
So you think the reporter said something smart about somebody?
I don't know what he said.
Why are y'all just making stories up?
You're not giving the whole story.
We just said we don't know what he said.
This is kind of a spin right now.
You're not giving us the whole story.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You're only telling us one side.
I don't know what this is.
I'm like, somebody tweet me and tell me why the man got body slammed,
and then we can come to a proper conclusion about this situation.
Okay?
Nobody here know why he got body slammed?
Nope.
Oh, okay.
All right, there you go.
All right, well, that is front page news.
No more comments on that.
He asked whether he supported the Republican health care plan.
And that's why he got body slammed?
Yes.
I don't believe that.
You sure?
That doesn't even sound right.
You sure that's what he said?
Where that came from just now?
Where you got that from?
He didn't know 10 minutes ago.
I looked it up.
I looked it up like you could have.
He asked him whether or not he supported the Republican health care plan.
He was wrong then.
He was wrong.
If that was all he asked and he got body slammed, then he was dead wrong.
Somebody tell me.
And he also, after that, had to send an apology letter to Ben Jacobs, who was the reporter.
My physical response to your legitimate question was unprofessional,
unacceptable, and unlawful.
Yeah, if he asked that, that was wrong.
I'm just saying.
Y'all are crazy.
Alright, well, that's front page news.
Now, when we come back, former NFL
player and now sports analyst
Marcellus Wiley will be joining us.
I hope he body slams one of y'all for a question.
I hope you guys ask him something out of order and you get body slammed.
I know you ain't talking to me.
I always get swung on for asking inappropriate questions, okay?
I've been attacked twice in front of this radio station.
So what are you talking about?
Not on the air.
It's going to happen one day.
Well, when that day happens, I hope you sue.
All right.
Well, Marcellus Wiley, when we come back, it's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club. Break the book Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Break the fuck up.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Now, this guy never shuts up.
Marcellus Wiley's in the building.
Good morning, sir.
I'll let you do your intro.
Other than that, I don't shut up, man.
But respect, man.
How you guys doing, man?
Bless my brother.
I never met you. I didn't realize you were so
goddamn big.
And I lost 40 pounds in the last
six months. So you shouldn't have
saw me last year. It would have been a problem.
And when he was out there, he said, I didn't know Charlamagne was so small.
I didn't say that.
I know Charlamagne through a lot of people.
You know, Carrie Chamberlain, Van,
Jason Whitlock.
Donkey of the day.
Always Donkey of the day.
Always?
Always donkey of the day.
I actually stopped giving him donkey of the day because Bomani told me to stop doing it
because he likes the attention.
Hey, that's one thing in this new culture, man.
This click bait and everybody getting that love.
Despite being right, they just getting all that attention from it.
So sometimes you can't feed that fire.
But he's different than you think.
Persona versus person.
I always try to remind people because I've only been there a month.
Yeah, I missed a move.
I remember because you and Carrie was doing Sports Nation.
Yep.
And we did that and then free agency contract was up.
So it was time to go get it.
Long story short, I made the transition.
And the first thing that everybody hit me with was,
yo, you working with Jason?
Chill out, man.
You got to go get that dude.
Set him straight.
And I was like, what y'all talking about?
The Jason I know is cool cat.
You know some of his political views, though, are kind of ridiculous.
It's like he makes it a point to tear down some of our best and brightest
in the black community.
The thing about it is when he starts to talk about people,
I think the greatest criticism of him is he treats our misdemeanors
worse than their felonies.
There you go.
You know what I'm saying?
And I catch it
and I see it
and then we have
that conversation.
But I do love
that I'm not in the
echo chamber anymore.
I respect that
even if we come
from a different place,
we can respectfully
respect the process
we went through.
Have a conversation.
Did it get hard
working at ESPN
because ESPN
was basically like,
shut up?
You know what I'm saying?
Basically like, Jamel Hill, put a muzzle on you.
We don't want no political views, no social views, nothing like that.
Yeah, it's weird.
That never comes from up top.
That never comes from the sidelines.
No one ever comes up to you, a producer, and says, hey, that topic right there, chill out.
There's no police like that.
You just see the casualties of war.
And even in that situation with Jamel, she still was on air the day after.
She still had the opportunity and the runway to express herself.
But behind closed doors, who knows what was going on in terms of collateral damage.
Did you want to work for Fox Sports?
Or was that just what they were the people that came to make an offer?
Contract year, January 1, I was thinking I was going to stay at ESPN. And that turned into the execs at Fox telling me, hey, man, this is a better opportunity for you.
For these reasons, you can have an open platform conversational.
It's going to be more real estate on the network.
We're going to pay you way more to do way less.
You're like, where did I sign up?
I could pick up my little man, work out, go to work.
That started to make sense.
You work out? A little bit.
Keep it up.
Behind the layers of the fat.
There's something in there still. I'm holding on
to something. But yeah, man,
it's open over there. What I like
about it is they really support you.
So when you see Whitlock go crazy
and you're like, yo, that's a lot,
it's because he has that latitude. Yeah, you see Whitlock go crazy and you're like, yo, that's a lot, it's because he has that latitude.
Yeah, I think Whitlock, I think he hates on the people who remind him of the black athletes he went to high school with
because those were the black athletes that used to get all the white women
that he couldn't get.
I really feel that way.
No, you know who he is?
He's the black conservative in your neighborhood.
We all grew up around him.
The guy was like, if y'all act better, y'all pull y'all pants
up, y'all be better. You know, your social
behaviors would change all your
situations. Social behavior would change systemic
racism. Right. And I think he comes
from that because he grew up in
the church. So he's an idealist
and then he starts to take that
and he's like, I got
everything by doing it the right
way. He's just trying to replicate that message.
Not so mad at it.
You grew up in Compton, right?
Yeah, Compton, South Central, L.A.
What's that you claim?
Where you from?
Who told me like that?
Who told me like that?
Where you from?
What you done, baby?
Did you see how naturally I went?
You just got to get crazy.
Where you from?
No, real talk.
See, I'm from L.A. pre-NWA.
I always like to make that known because gang banging was for real.
Like, crip walking was a sign that I'm a crip, and if you got a problem, I'm right here.
The colors were real.
We couldn't wear red.
Not no, oh, I'm going to wear red.
It's a splash.
It's cute.
It's fashionable. You couldn't wear red. Not no, oh, I'm going to wear red. It's a splash. It's cute. It's fashionable.
You couldn't do it.
So it's crazy growing up in those times and now seeing how it's glorified
and how it's become some kind of symbol of coolness.
When I grew up in it, it was nothing but pain and hardship.
And cats were trying to escape.
And then they went to a wrong, bad place in that escape.
So I used to look at those moments.
Those were some of the darker times, bro.
Like, you know, so when I heard what Set you claimed,
growing up, that meant assault is about to happen.
At minimum.
It took a right back at me, bro.
Where you from?
Yeah, yeah.
That's never a pleasantry.
But, Marcellus, as an athlete,
were you kind of exempt from that?
Because I know supporting somebody who's an athlete or somebody that's about to make it,
what was that like for you?
Oh, man.
I think my support system came different.
I know that's what's been said in the movies and in the rap songs,
but my sister was my first protector.
Thank God my sister Tiki, older than me, she used to like to throw them hands.
So she warned the school
every time I got there in the grade before,
like, my brother is mine
and that's my little teddy bear. So
one, I have family in the gangs.
So it's not something you raise your hand
and say, I want some hard uncles. I want some
gangsta-ass uncles. But when it happens,
you got a little force field around you.
So then I start balling
and my balling helped me because I was really a nerd.
And Cash used to clown.
And they'd be like, this nerd fool.
This little dude trying to be all smart and all that.
But then they get me out there on the court, on the field or whatever,
and then I school them up.
Bust their ass.
Yeah.
So then they're like, I don't know where to go with this dude.
So then if you still wanted to test, then you knew my family.
And then it was a problem.
And then if that didn't work, Tiki was right there in your face giving you hell.
So you never joined the gang?
No, not even close.
I didn't even want to, man.
I saw my uncles come in the house and cry.
And they demand as soon as they leave the house.
Like everybody walking up to, what up, what up, what up, what up?
And then as soon as they walk in the house, they sitting there with all the pain.
And I saw that.
Was there one specific moment that you saw from
your uncles that made you be like i'll never get involved in that lifestyle i didn't see it
thankfully but one of my uncles uh committed suicide around the corner from my grandmother's
house his mother and she heard the shot so when that hit and the pain of that hit the family
and at this time i already had an uncle that was murdered,
another uncle not doing so well.
I just think that it all started to make me realize I got to put this cape on
and be responsible for this family because too much low ambition around us.
So I just had a dual balance, man.
It was just academics, athletics, simple.
Now you played in the league for 10 years.
Yeah.
You mentioned your little man a couple minutes ago.
Yeah. Would you let your little man play in the league?
The league? Yeah.
I should say play football.
The road to the league is the problem.
No Pop Warner, no youth football, tackle football.
I shouldn't have been nine years old going to school with a concussion, but I did.
You remember your first big check?
I got signed.
It's weird when you get signed and drafted in the NFL.
So that happened for me in April.
You ain't getting no money.
Everybody's like, oh, you made it.
And I'm like, yeah, but I'm still here.
And I get my check like in June, July.
So it's a couple months.
And every day felt like, damn, when is it going to kick in?
And then I went to the same bank that I had gone to my entire life,
57th and Crenshaw.
And I'm used to giving them 300 bucks every month or something.
And they like, oh, it's a little work-study job.
Oh, it does do it all right.
And then that one time I walked in and this was an installment of my first check.
It was $99,000 of a $500,000 check.
And it was 97.
And I knew she was going to say something because every time I come in here,
she got something to say.
So I just gave her the check and I just kind of sat back and was just waiting.
And she was just ready to put her $300 dollar
slip down. And she looked
and she saw them commas and she
was like, girl, Marcellus
rich girl. And it started going
ham all over the place. Everybody
acting up. Everybody running to me. And I'm
like, we still on Chris, y'all. We can
calm this down. We can talk about this later. But it
was love. Alright, we got more with Marcellus Wiley.
When we come back, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have former NFL player, sports analyst, Marcellus Wiley in the building.
Charlamagne?
To me, man, the most impressive thing about you
is the physical capabilities of football.
You're an academic.
You mentioned that earlier, but you actually went to Columbia. Yeah, I went to Columbia,
man, and that was a decision that
I had to make.
I wanted to be presumed intelligent.
I remember going on all my recruiting trips, and they were football
factories, and everybody was like, oh.
You come back from a UCLA
trip, Cal, no slight to the
schools, but everybody was like, oh, that's amazing.
Oh, my God, we can't wait to see you at the Rose Bowl, man.
It's going down.
And I remember telling my same friends I'm going to Columbia.
And they're like, is that in South America?
And I was like, man, y'all ain't good.
I can't deal with y'all.
But then I told my teachers the same exact recruiting trips.
And everyone's eyebrows were raised when I said Columbia.
They're like, go there. And what they were telling me was once you're done with the game, and you're going to raised when I said Columbia. They're like, go there.
And what they were telling me was once you're done with the game and you're
going to be done with the game.
Absolutely.
What are they going to think about you then?
And I've seen teammate after teammate struggle in that uphill battle to make
people think that they're intelligent.
Following this Aaron Hernandez story, right?
I want to know what you think about whether or not an NFL player today,
what it would be like for them in the locker room to come out.
Because we're hearing all these different stories
and people talking about Aaron Hernandez and his whole backstory.
What is that like in the locker room?
I played with a gay player.
Didn't know it at the time.
Ezra Tuala.
And there was only one moment where it was weird
because this is like late 90s so uh we weren't too pc
and somehow some way he volunteered to sing the national anthem so we were sitting there like
this is like late 90s that didn't mean it was gay no i'm gonna get there i ain't there yet i'm just
like oh he got a voice okay respect you know he's trying to get his album out so he goes out there
and sings it we in full uniform he is too he puts his helmet to the side, and he started hitting it.
He was into it.
So we were like, all right, we got a game to play.
He don't look like he in our mindset right now.
He all saying.
And he just winding and stuff.
And we like, whoa, okay, grinding the air.
We like, all right, whatever.
He came back, and that was the first time somebody was like, hey, man, you all right?
That ain't what happened.
No.
Don't happen.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Somebody used another word. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't ain't what happened. No. Don't happen. Go ahead. No, no, no. Somebody use another word.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I can't.
I've worked at Disney for 11 years.
Can I go there?
Can I say that?
I ain't going to say that.
I got a book to say.
These kids.
I don't like it.
That Disney kid did.
But you prefaced it by saying it was the 90s.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, y'all know.
Y'all got a feeling a little.
We know the word.
So he went there.
We were like. And he was like, what, what?
And then we were like, all right.
Nothing else.
I look up one day watching, like, HBO Real Sports or something,
and he's on there, and he's like, yeah, I've been gay my whole career
and all that, and I never told teammates.
And then I saw him after that, and I remember talking to him.
I was like, bro, why didn't you just say it?
Like, I wouldn't have tripped.
I know a lot of guys that wouldn't have tripped.
He said, it ain't about y'all.
It's about the one that would have.
And then what I had to deal with as a result of that.
So, you know, him being in the closet was really trying to protect himself from other cats.
I would have been fine with it.
I'm not tripping.
Like, I'm in the shower and you looking.
Cats.
Heterosexual.
Regular players be in the shower knowing stuff about cats. So, I'm like,pping Like I'm in the shower And you looking Cats Heterosexual Regular players be in the shower
Knowing stuff about cats
So I'm like
If that's how
What you mean knowing stuff about cats
Cats be in there
Like we used to have this reporter
Watch this
We had this reporter
We used to call him the watcher
So you know the Dr. Dre song
Watch
Yeah
Every time we walk around
We used to
Watch
Cause the cats be over there
That's a weird song for the shower by the way
Jay Z Dre Watch Cause you knew there measuring. That's a weird song for the shower, by the way. Jay-Z drink.
Watch.
Watch.
Because you knew.
It sounds sneaky.
That was a signal.
Like, he out there measuring meat.
So you got to be careful.
That's how it was.
So he go there and try to talk to y'all while you're in the shower.
Yeah, he walk you right to the shower.
And we be like, watch.
I got stories like that all day.
Because he knew the size of the plane's penis.
Oh, he knew meat.
Meat measurements is funny as hell.
He knew the measurements of the meat.
NFL locker room, the craziest place in the world.
It's the best place in the world because you got 53 plus dudes.
He said the best place.
Best place.
I don't know now because it is more PC and you got to watch out and everybody got a camera
and somebody's on Instagram live right now and then filming what you said.
But back then, no holds barred.
And I thought that that was a beautiful place to kind of grow up.
Because now I've learned how to be in the real world, but also how to pull no punches
if I'm in that spot again.
You think the NFL is too soft now?
I don't.
I hear a lot of...
Can't tackle quarterbacks.
If you lay on them, it's a penalty. I like that. I'll tell now? I don't. I hear a lot of... Can't tackle quarterbacks and if you lay on them, it's
a penalty. It's...
I like that. I'll tell you why I like that. Protect the
investment. What's the investment? The quarterback.
What's second? Receiver. Let's be real about
this. Ain't nobody trying to watch no Jacksonville
Tennessee 9-6 game.
That happened a couple weeks ago. I was like, man, that's boring.
So they're protecting the investment. What about
the instant replay? What do you feel about that?
It's hard to get it right, man, even if you slow it down.
Because even, you know, like you said, our era, it didn't matter.
Whatever the ref said, you left it there.
But now it's like, hold on, bring that back, let's see.
And it kind of takes the edginess away from the game.
Yeah, man.
I mean, the common denominator between what happened in live action
and instant replay is a human being.
And you're always going to have human error.
I was victim to the worst instant replay mishap ever.
If y'all remember Music City Miracle,
if that happened in 99, Buffalo Bills versus Tennessee Titans.
I remember.
We had the game won.
It's like nine seconds to go.
All we got to do is kick the ball off and tackle them game over.
Man, they kicked it to Lorenzo Neal.
He throw it to Frank Wycheck.
He throw it to Dyson.
And they take off and win the game.
I think I remember that.
And win the playoff game in advance.
It was a forward pass.
Yeah.
And it's the replay.
Saw, yeah, he threw it here and it landed up there.
But you know what?
Maybe we shouldn't overturn it because there's not enough evidence.
But what really happened on the field, the referees went under the cape,
was looking at it, and them Tennessee fans, that tone came,
hey, Bard, hey, y'all want to get out of here clear?
And it was just, come on, man.
They felt the pressure, bro.
They were like, we are not overturning this one.
That ain't right.
Well, I guess that's home field advantage, though.
Y'all should have had home field advantage.
There you go.
And we should have started Doug Flute instead of Rob Johnson,
but that's another conversation.
Now, Marcellus, being that you did go to Columbia,
are you a cultural assimilator?
Cultural assimilation?
I'm bilingual.
Because you know how to kick it around to brothers,
and then you know how to go kick it to other people, I guess. You know what I mean? You know that duality, man, to'm bilingual. Because you know how to kick it around to brothers, and then you know how to go kick it to other people, I guess.
You know what I mean?
You know that duality, man, to be bilingual.
You know, it's something that's real.
You know, Tendahassee Colts, others talk about that.
And I hate that you are in a world where if you present yourself the same,
thorough everywhere, that is going to be perceived differently.
We need to stop having the pressure put on us by ourselves of being that.
Because look, when I'm in front of my teachers, black or white, I got a way to speak.
When I'm in front of my producers, when I'm in front of my boys, when I'm in front of
my parents, like we've learned so many languages, but we've broken it down to a dichotomy of
just black and white.
I don't talk to my mama.
I don't curse in front of my mom.
Yeah, like you couldn't get away with those things.
Even within the family scope, you knew how to act.
And then you get outside the house, you got to respect that.
So it's weird that we apply a lot of pressures on ourselves.
And then when we burst from that same pressure, we get mad at everybody else.
Ain't nobody talking about you like that.
Like, you know, DJ
Kelly always say, they. I said that when I
was growing up. And I ain't calling it they.
I used to just hear everybody like,
man, them over there. And I
was like, who's this chorus of
invisible people that ain't really
tripping on you like you think? But it's
selective perception, man. And we get caught up in our own
phobia. Well, the book
Never Shut Up by Celis Wiley. Make sure you go pick it up and we phobia. Word. Well, the book, Never Shut Up.
Marcellus Wiley.
Make sure you go pick it up, and we appreciate you joining us, brother.
Yes, it comes out October 23rd.
Very excited to read this book.
We just got our copies today.
Oh, today?
Yeah.
Damn, FedEx slipping.
Why you call yourself an NFL outlier?
Oh, man, because I guess I didn't take the yellow brick road to the NFL. You know, everybody said, hey, go to them big schools.
Go that way, and I didn't.
So that's where it becomes different.
And it became, in part, a fan experience since I didn't expect it to happen.
I truly was living the dream.
Marcellus Wiley, it's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
Rumor has it.
On The Breakfast Club.
So listen up.
Well, Quincy Jones had some stories to tell.
He always has great stories.
I don't know if you guys have seen his documentary on Netflix, Quincy.
No, I keep meaning to watch that.
But, you know, Netflix doesn't have a sense of urgency with me.
Now, the Hollywood Reporter's Awards Chatter Podcast actually spoke to him and he talked about
getting hooked on heroin when he was
only 15 years old for 5
months. Here's what he had to say.
I was on, he had me hooked
for 5 months at 15.
After we finished the Washington Social Club
and a couple of other ones, we all
go down to Jackson Street to the
Elks Club. That's where all the bebop jam
sessions were. Nobody got paid. We didn't give
a damn. So the guys,
when they finished playing, they'd go over in a
corner. Ray wouldn't let me get in the corner.
And they had it on their thumb, you know,
right there. And a year later, I just
snuck in the line and got me a little hit.
There you go. Drop on the Clues Bonds for Quincy Jones.
Yes, he said Ray Charles
got him addicted. Guess who
he would buy the heroin from?
Who?
Malcolm X.
Oh, that's dope.
Listen, I definitely would not do any drugs with Ray Charles.
How the hell did Ray Charles know what he was using?
You know what I'm saying?
Ray Charles ain't got no sense of trust.
All right?
He was only 15 years old, too, at the time.
Let's keep that in mind.
Listen, man, I love Quincy Jones.
Okay?
I love old people, and I love kids.
You know why?
Because they speak freely.
All right?
All right, now Future and Juice WRLD have put out a new album together,
a whole collaborative tape.
And one thing that people are talking about already
is Nicki Minaj's verse on a song called Transformer.
Now, it seems like she's taking some shots.
If you look at social media,
they'll tell you that these are shots at Cardi.
Check this out. I just popped the transformer. Master bathroom. Two jacuzzis in the sauna.
They ain't wanna.
Now she out your face in karma.
Had a chance, but got that mean that she's a goner.
We got to stop with the reaching, man.
This is where it gets tricky for me because Nikki's just saying she.
She's saying bitches.
Those are just pronouns.
Just like when guys rap and they say things like he or whoever, someone.
It's just pronouns.
So how do y'all say she's talking about Cardi?
Well, listen, I'm just telling you
what people are saying on the internet.
That's the rumor report.
So when Cardi comes out with her new album
and says something like she say she gonna do what to who,
does that mean she talking about Nicki?
Like, it's just rap at the end of the day.
Those are pronouns.
That's what the people say.
Oh, my God.
Well, she also talked about stopping bags and all of that
and then the whole Milli Vanilli thing.
And, you know, if you just go read about it and it'll break it down for you more.
Now, definitely seems like she's talking about safari in this part.
I ain't hear nothing about no fake hairline.
Nothing was said about a fake hairline in that whole rap. And the reason why people are saying
that's about Safaree is because
Iyanla did tweet Safaree
Beloved, got your message. Stay tuned.
Someone will reach out shortly. Oh.
Okay, that makes more sense. That's a little closer.
So, makes sense.
Alright, now Cardi B, on the
other hand, is still living her best life.
Now she was giving away coats in
Gravesend in Brooklyn Brooklyn and here's how that
went down. I didn't know it was going to be so
big and everything. My
homeboy right here, Chuck, he told
me, hey, let's give out coats to our
community. I know somebody that want to give out coats
to my community and my bro and I
said, I'm pulling out. What's up? That's dope.
Dropping the clues bombs for Barty B.
It got cold like overnight
in New York. Definitely did.
All of a sudden it was freezing.
So there was so many kids out there excited to meet Cardi B and get their coats as well.
And she also was on with Jimmy Kimmel Live.
And she talked about giving birth to baby culture and not knowing what to expect.
The happiness that my baby brought me, like, it's just like I could do this over and over again.
Was childbirth
Easier or harder than you imagined it would be uh it was totally harder. She broke my vagina. Oh really
You know why nobody told you about those things don't buy it told me that we're gonna stitch my vagina nobody
It's gonna hurt, but nobody tells you that, like, your vagina.
That vagina definitely rips.
It definitely needs some stitches after the fact.
My best friend had twins last year.
Oh, my goodness.
She could not walk for, like, days.
It's an amazing thing to see.
It's a very humbling experience because you realize that none of us have penises that are 7 pounds, 8 ounces.
Okay.
All right.
Now, speaking of having a baby,
A. Marie recently had a baby,
and then she just dropped two babies,
as in a double album that she just put out.
It's been nine years since she released her last album,
so this is totally a surprise.
It's a double project.
4AM Mulholland and After 4AM are the projects.
And she said that basically
everything on the album was recorded
from when she didn't know she was pregnant to
8 and 9 months along. So
that's how all of that happened. It's being released
independently and she hasn't put anything out
since 2009. So shout out
to A. Marie. A. Marie ain't doing no promotion
for that. She ain't call up her folks
or nothing. She ain't pull up here.
Not yet. She just had a baby.
Maybe give her a little time. I'm sure she'll swing by.
When's the album coming out? It's out.
It's out. It's a double album.
She just put out two albums. I will forever love
A. Marie. Okay?
Love us some A. Marie. And
by the way, I just want to give you a little tip.
There's a Temptations musical that's coming
to Broadway. So anybody
that wants to see a Broadway show,
they said a lot more kids and people are going to see Broadway plays right now.
They said it's supposed to be incredible.
It was just in Toronto and everybody's giving it rave reviews.
It's called Ain't Too Proud.
So if you want to go to Broadway to see it,
they said it's going to be doing their previews in February.
So make sure you start trying to line up and get your tickets now.
My mama would love that.
Yeah, I'm going to give my mom and papa some tickets to go see
Temptations. Alright, I'm Angela
Yee and that is your Rumor Report. What's the name of
A. Marie?
It's a double album. It's called 4AM
Mulholland and After 4AM. Got them on
my title. Alright.
Yes, sir.
Listen, man, for After the Hour, I need to talk to
a brother named Zachary Miller and I just need to give
a little warning to everybody out there
because the holiday season is right around the corner,
so there will be people doing a lot of, you know, a lot of strange, you know,
for some change is going to be happening out here in these streets, okay?
All right, and then after Donkey today, of course, it's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!
We're going to have phone sex with the Breakfast Club, all right?
So you can get on the lines right now.
800-585-1051.
You can call up here, and if there's any member of the Breakfast Club you want to have phone sex with,
let's say you're a dude and you have a crush on Charlamagne, you can call him up right now.
Or you can call up Yee, or you can call me up.
Way more guys try to holler at Charlamagne than me.
That is true.
Can you blame him? Look at me. Hold on, let That is true. Can you blame him? Look at me.
Can I blame him?
Okay.
All right.
You see how this waist is sitting?
You see me?
What's the Fenty foundation that you use again?
Fenty.
Mate.
It's Matt.
Matt.
Mid 400. You know what I'm. Oh, man. Mid 400.
All right, forget it.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
I like the long wear foundation.
All right.
Shade mid 400.
Okay.
Don't get a daze up.
Next is The Breakfast Club.
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Good morning. Hey, hey. I look like I'm a man.
Yeah, but I was down and out like last week.
Tell me, where have you been?
You came out of hiding, girl.
Don't act like I'm your man.
I'm just a fan.
You don't hold rain. No, no, no, no.
Don't hold no rain. I was born a donkey.
It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day.
It's the donkey of the day.
It's the donkey of the day.
That's pretty funny.
It's Charlamagne the devil.
It's possible.
The Breakfast Club.
Yeah, donkey of the day for Friday, October 19th
goes to a young man named Zachary Miller.
Now, Zachary is 34 years old, and he's from Norcross, Georgia.
Let me tell you all something.
We are officially in the season where people will be doing something strange for a little bit of change, okay?
It's the holidays, my guys.
Holidays are right around the corner.
I would encourage you all to clutch your purses a little tighter.
Okay, my brothers, make sure you got zippers on your back pockets where you keep your wallets.
If you own a small store like a liquor store, gas station, something like that,
have the police patrol a little more frequently because the holidays are fast approaching.
Stick up, boys are out.
All right?
The scammers are scamming, scamming.
All right?
There's a lot of reasons for this.
Number one, the holidays.
People got families that want things.
And a lot of people done messing around and did nothing all year.
It's like they're on a treadmill running in place and they have gotten nowhere fast.
And now the holidays are right here looking you dead in the face and they have nothing to show for it so they're scrambling
to get something under that christmas tree by any means necessary and a lot of people
just trying to come up for the new year okay nobody wants to bring in the new year's dead broke
because they feel like that's how they will end up spending the whole 2019 people want to be able
to post on social media new year Year, new me. Okay?
No.
It's going to be New Year, same old broke nigga.
All right?
Ain't nothing changed.
I'm sorry.
I apologize for saying that word.
Okay?
The pocket's still going to be on E.
But Zachary Miller had a plan to change that.
Now, my favorite food chain that I eat at the most without question is Subway.
Dropping the clues bombs for Subway.
Okay?
Chop tuna salad at Subway.
That's me for lunch three or four times a week.
That's my go-to whenever I want to lean out and get that waist right.
That's what I do.
So I respect the establishment that is Subway minus the pedophile,
Jared.
Okay.
Subway has done nothing but give people healthier fast food options. And for that,
I'll forever be grateful.
Me personally,
I look at Subway as a place to get a quick meal.
Zachary Miller looks at Subway as a place to get a quick meal. Zachary Miller looks at Subway as a place
to catch a quick lick before
the holidays, okay? So
Zachary decided to rob a Subway.
Zachary is a man who is taking
destiny into his own hands. He's not
wishing on a star like the rest of us begging
Aladdin to make his dreams come true.
He's not running out to buy Mega Millions
tickets. He's not buying hope the way
Cat Williams buys dope, allegedly.
Zachary decided to go rob a subway because that's where the money is at, all right?
He knows that all those $5 footlongs add up,
so he stuck up a subway and made out with a whopping grand total.
Are you ready for this?
How much?
Of $100.
Now, that right there should get him donkier today
because he's going to be spending the holidays and probably a few more years in prison over $100.
You could have found some odd jobs to do around your neighborhood to make that kind of money.
But the reason Zachary, Zachary, Zachariah, whatever the hell his name is, is getting donkier today is not just because he robbed a subway.
It's what else he decided to do when he robbed a subway.
Let's go to Fox 5 Atlanta for the report, please.
Police nab a man who they say robbed the Gwinnett subway and then returned
to get a sandwich. He orders
a sandwich like a normal customer, but then
he climbs right over the counter,
demands cash. He steals about
$100 and then takes off out the door, but
watch this. He immediately returns
to then get that sandwich.
Gwinnett County Police identified the man as
Zachary Miller. Authorities arrested him
in Tennessee. How hungry was Zachary Miller. Authorities arrested him in Tennessee.
How hungry was Zachary?
Very.
Okay.
And if it was one employee in there, how shook was he or she?
All right, you're asking me to multitask.
You want me to get robbed and make you a sandwich?
Do I have to ask you what you want on this sandwich as I'm getting robbed? Do you know how difficult it is to ask if you want cheese on this with a gun in your face?
Why couldn't Zach get the money and then stop at another Subway?
Did you want a sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich that bad?
How good is that meatball marinara sandwich at Subway
that you needed to rob Subway, order a sandwich,
forgot your sandwich because clearly you were doing
more important things like robbing the store,
leave the Subway after robbing the store,
remember you forgot your oven roasted chicken breast,
and then turn around to get it.
Look, I don't feel sorry for Zachary Miller.
I just hope he knows what to say
when he gets asked whether he wants six inches or
a foot long in prison. Damn.
Please let Remy Ma give Zachary Miller the biggest
hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw.
You stupid mother f***er.
You dumb. It's not worth it, my guy.
Alright. $100. You could have go
wash cars. Okay? Wait till it snows and shovel some snow. If All right. $100. You could have go wash cars.
Okay?
Wait till it snows and shovel some snow.
If you make for $100.
You might have been hungry, too, though.
Oh, stop it.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey today.
Up next is Friday.
So you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
All right.
Now, we haven't done this in a while. The Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday thing that we're doing this weekend is phone sex with the Breakfast Club. And I know
a lot of you are like, well, what do you mean phone
sex with the Breakfast Club? Alright, well we're gonna
open up the phone lines, 800-585-1051
and let you
talk to us however you
want. It's just a lot of fun. So if
you don't know what we're talking about, let's give them
an example. Nope, not that one.
That one. Let's play
like this one right here. I don't like this game.
All right, let's listen.
I'm a power top.
No, no, no.
Charlamagne, it's his fantasy. You can't say no.
No, Charlamagne, you're going to be quiet and let this happen.
Okay.
You're going to make this happen.
Okay, so Mr. Power Top,
tell us what you're going to do, Charlamagne.
All right, first, I'm going to baby
all that ball here down. And then I, Charlamagne. All right, first, I'm going to baby oil that bald head down.
And then I need Charlamagne to put on some silk boxers.
We're going to take it back to the 90s.
You know, I'm going to walk in, you know, get between them legs,
grab the back of that neck, push that neck down.
I need you to use that tongue, neck, get in the way of all your words, Charlamagne.
All right, stop it right there.
Wow.
That was very sexy.
Full sex with the Breakfast Club, all right? I just want the record to show this is Envy and Angie. All right, stop it right there. Wow. That was very sexy.
So that is some of food sex with the Breakfast Club, all right?
I just want the record to show this is Envy and Angela's sick game.
And I am not giving any of y'all consent to talk to me in that way.
So if you call up here talking to me in that way, you're me-tooing me.
I just want to throw that out.
Charlamagne, you need to shut that tongue that gets in the way when you talk right now. Don't you talk to me like that.
800-585-1051.
This is for listener benefit, by the way.
We want to talk to you.
This is not for listener benefit.
Yes, it is.
I'm not giving anyone consent to talk to me in this way.
All right, there's another one.
This is another example.
You want to play this one?
DJ Envy.
Oh, boy.
Damn little girl trying to hide it.
All right.
So, Salome, this day you was a waffle-colored dude, right?
Mm-hmm.
You like syrup on your waffles?
Okay.
I like me some syrup on my waffles.
Yeah?
You like milk chocolate in your waffles?
Milk chocolate?
I like some milk chocolate in my waffles.
Ain't no woman calling you that.
Yeah, I'm a woman.
Milk chocolate myself.
Okay.
Yeah.
And you really tired right now?
Did you call your... I'm telling Gia. Exactly. Yeah. And you really tired right now? Did you call your
I'm telling Gia.
Exactly.
I'm telling Gia.
Did you call your wife
and ask if you can
play like that?
Okay.
Keep showing off
for your little radio show.
Did you ask your wife,
Charlamagne?
Did you ask your wife?
I just simply said
y'all can't,
I ain't give consent
for nothing.
And I didn't give
consent either.
So no.
All right.
But 800-585-1051.
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When we come back, it's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angelou, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
It's Friday, so you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Sounds like you're participating,
Charlamagne. Alright, well, let's go to the phone lines. If you want to have phone sex
with the Breakfast Club. Once again, I just want to
record this show. Charlamagne Tha God is not
giving consent for anybody to talk to me nasty.
Just know that you're Me Too-ing me right now.
Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, man?
This is CV, man. CV, turn the radio
down, bro. It's cool, man.
Where's Charlamagne at? Oh, I thought you were going to go
with Yee, but go ahead.
Oh, no, who wants Charlamagne? What's going on,
Charlamagne? Good morning, sir.
How you doing, baby?
All right, let's get into it. Don't waste any time, baby.
Hey, baby, you get in there, too,
if you want it. No, you and Charlamagne,
I like how this sounds. Go ahead, bro, go.
You busy this weekend, buddy? Yes, I am.
Buddy. Oh, you're going to be really busy with me.
Oh, for real?
Rubbing that bald head of yours.
Okay.
What you like, Charlemagne?
Consent, which I haven't given you to talk to me in this way.
Shut up.
Go ahead.
What would you do, CV?
Oh, it don't matter if you got consent or not.
I'll take it from you, baby.
Oh, yeah.
That's exactly why we have a Me Too Time's Up movement right now.
So, CV, you in the room with Charlamagne.
What are you doing, CV?
Are you ripping his clothes off?
Are you taking it off slowly?
He's rubbing his bald head.
I'm ripping his clothes off.
I like it rough.
I'm going to give it to him rough.
Wow.
Are you on top or bottom?
You're on top and Charlamagne's on the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
You know he's going to be on the bottom.
So, now play a favorite.
Bill Cosby could use a cellmate.
So, now play the scene now.
So, now you got him. You're on top, and what are you saying to him as you insert?
Let me rub that head of yours, Charlemagne.
Let me just slide it.
Charlemagne is uncomfortable.
Are you going to use any type of lubricant or is it just dry and rough?
Oh, you know I'm going to have some lubricant for him.
That word that you just said, that bleep, that's what would be all over your penis if you ever tried that. Oh, he know I'm going to have some lubricant for him. That word that you just said, that bleeped,
that's what would be all over your penis if you ever tried that with me, sir.
Oh, he likes that.
You like that, right?
We nasty over here.
Are you going to kiss him?
Yeah.
Charlamagne likes it, too.
I know he low-key likes it.
No, I don't.
This does.
No, I don't.
Are you going to kiss him, sir?
Hey, you like to get your ass, man.
My woman.
You don't like it.
Okay, not by you.
Thank you, CV. All right? You and your goddamn bed all on my ass cheeks. I don't like it. Okay, not by you. Thank you, CV.
All right?
You and your goddamn
beard all on my ass cheeks.
I don't want that.
Hey, let him talk.
Goodness gracious.
Kevin, good morning.
How we doing?
Breakfast Club.
What's up, man?
You want to talk to Charlamagne?
He definitely wants to talk
to Charlamagne.
Not at all.
I want to talk to Miss Yee.
Okay.
How you doing, Miss Yee?
Good.
How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
All I would need is some ice.
I would start off with some lower back.
That's okay.
I have the heater on in my living room.
How the ice going to stay cold, idiot?
Oh, no.
I'm already there once I see you, especially if her toes is painted red.
Oh, I agree.
So I'll already have ice.
I'll be licking the small of your back.
Oh, God.
I'm not a salad tosser, so I won't go that well.
But I'll definitely be licking you up there.
Call me the tornado tongue.
You've been watching too much of the right thing, bro.
The tornado tongue.
So you're just licking my back?
I'll go to the small of your back.
I'll flip you over so quick and give you an F5 down there in your cancer doncha.
What the hell is an F500?
What's a cancer doncha?
That's a car. An F5 is there in your cancer don't you? What the hell is an F500? What's a cancer don't you? That's a car.
An F5 is the strongest tornado.
I thought that was Brock Lesnar's finishing move.
He's going to body slam her vagina?
He's not turning me on, man. He's got to go.
It's not for you, Envy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Whoa, rewind that.
Envy just said you're not turning me on.
Wow. Envy got jealous.
I want you on Friday, bro.
Okay, DJ Jealousy, I see you.
Jesus Christ, this guy want to play flag football right now.
He want me to tie the flag around my penis.
What?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, you want to go at Charlamagne?
Nah, I want to go at you, Envy.
There you go.
Okay.
Equal opportunity here, baby.
Go get him.
You know he like a Popeye's biscuit or yellow.
There you go.
I'm wearing over there.
I have a hoodie on.
I have boxer briefs on, long johns, and jeans.
Okay, he's very explicit.
This is sexy.
You don't have on jeans.
You got on sweats.
I'm trying to butter you down and eat you all up.
Is this what you call fluidity?
So when you say
butter him down,
what do you,
what does this butter
consist of?
Oh, boy.
Oh, he hung up.
All right.
Phone sex.
It's not that you hung up
on him, Emmy.
Stop hanging up on people.
I think you hung up
on him, bro.
You wanted some attention
and you got it
and now you can't handle it.
I used to call you
a waffle-colored negro
because you remind me
of a waffle from IHOP.
But Popeye's biscuits, especially when they cook right, that's a little bit more your speed, huh?
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
Phone sex with the Breakfast Club.
800-
Little Popeye's chicken and n***a cookie.
That's what I'm going to call it.
585-
My little n***a cookie.
105.1.
Phone sex with the Breakfast Club.
Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
It's phone sex with The Breakfast Club.
I just want the record to show Charlamagne Tha God is not giving consent for anybody to talk to me in a sexual manner.
Yes, we are.
Okay, so all of this is one big Me Too moment for me.
I just want to throw that out there, okay?
Lisa, good morning.
He's just saying that while he touches himself.
Right.
Lisa.
Yes.
Who do you want to have phone sex with?
I'm going to have phone sex with Charlamagne and you, DJ Envy.
Okay, that's it.
We're going to make this a three-way.
We're married.
Three-way.
Three-way.
Go ahead.
You're married, though.
Wow, you want three-way in it, too?
Go ahead, Lisa.
Come on, little dirty daddy.
I want to know why they call you the god.
Whoa.
Get over here and let me rub on that bald head of yours.
And Envy, thank this big ass.
I want you to spank it.
I want you to spank it.
And I want you to make me scream.
Can you make me scream, daddy?
I'm trying.
Envy's a married man.
I'm a married man. He said, I'm trying. Andvy's a married man. I'm a married man.
He said, I'm trying.
And I'm going to be honest with you.
What makes me the most comfortable
about this whole situation
is being naked in a room with DJ Envy.
I don't know how that could...
I don't know.
I don't trust Envy.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't trust my bare buttocks
out and running.
It's all right.
Charlamagne, it seems like
people love that bald head.
She wants a little bit of light meat.
Huh?
Okay.
She wants dark meat.
You like dark and white meat?
We found out this morning that Envy's a biscuit.
So therefore you'd have some dark meat
and a biscuit.
Thank you, Lisa.
That bald head is getting a lot of attention, Charlamagne.
Oh my gosh.
Oh man, I'm about to cry.
I hated how Envy said,
I'm trying.
Trying not to cry. All right. I hated how Envy said, I'm trying. Trying not to laugh.
Julian!
Yo.
Hey, you want to holla at Salome?
No, no, I'm here to talk to Yee.
Oh, all right.
Go ahead, bro.
Hey, Julian.
How are you?
Listen, I know you got a boyfriend, but, like, I know that your boyfriend definitely can't do you like I can.
Well, how can you?
Listen, like, I think, like, maybe you should just let me take you out one Well, how can you? Listen, like, I think, like,
maybe you should just let me take you out one day and then you'll realize, like,
the boy that you're dating is a boy, not a man.
Oh, Lord.
That was kind of whack, bro.
That's not getting nobody nowhere.
That wasn't phone sex, sir.
Yeah, that's garbage.
Garbage.
That was a date.
Garbage.
Exactly.
You up here trying to be nice.
That's kind of whack.
Hello, who's this?
People don't respect y'all, I see.
Hello?
You see how I get respect and they don't respect y'all?
What's up, bro?
You want to holler at Charlamagne?
Nah, brother, I'm good, man.
I'm here for Angelique.
You respect me, so.
All right, go ahead, bro.
You know, I don't really care for the phone sex thing, but I'm going to do me anyway.
So, Angelique, how you doing, boo?
I'm doing great.
How are you, boo?
You know, I'd love to just lay you on a bed.
And I have like the biggest foot fetish.
So I'd love to just lay you on a bed and start with your feet.
What color are your toes?
Green.
Damn, his phone gone.
Oh, damn.
And we got jealous again.
I know.
Hello, who's this?
Portia.
Hey, Portia.
Hey, what's going on?
You got named after a car none of your parents ever owned.
God, stop it.
Who you want to holler at?
I want to holler at you.
All right.
Okay, Amy.
I'm trying.
Like, I want to go ahead and strip for you, rub your head, and pull out that pink fat dildo.
The pink fat what?
Dildo.
Don't act like we forgot the rumor about you early
this year when you was on Snapchat
talking to somebody with a nine and a half inch dildo.
And Envy, how did you know your dildo's pink?
I don't know what's going on there, but
continue, boo. That was continue?
He likes it real
long and thick. Vicious.
This is awkward. Vicious. And uncomfortable.
Anymore?
Why everybody hanging up?
Envy, stop hanging up on people.
Did I ever tell y'all this story?
Oh, go ahead.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, what's up, man?
What's your name, bro?
My name is Rico, man.
Rico, you want to holla at Charlamagne, man?
Nah, we still, I mean, I just still the same game, though, right?
Like, I want to holla at Angelique.
Angelique.
Y'all really brave to be talking to women like this during the Time's Up Me Too movement.
Ain't no Me Too movement yet,
so y'all can still violate the hell out of us.
Go ahead, bro.
Hey, unless y'all the feds, I ain't worried about it.
Oh, okay.
Wow, the feds.
Okay.
I'm saying Angelique, though.
Or you.
All right, so, you know, I'm going to start off first.
I'm going to kiss you first,
because after I do what I do with my tongue,
I ain't going to be able to kiss you
after that. Well, that is so sweet
of you. Thank you for the kiss.
Go ahead, bro. Give her a kiss.
I'm just going to lay you down
on your stomach and everything like that.
I'm going to spread them booty cheeks.
Charlamagne, what did you say?
I got two and a half inches of tongue,
two inches of girth. Charlamagne ain't never said that.
He said that. When were you and Charlamagne ain't never said that. What the hell he say?
Charlamagne has never said that. When were you and Charlamagne speaking to each other?
Charlamagne ain't never said nothing like that ever.
So you got her laid down, guys.
You be talking about the other thing, though, Charlamagne.
I'm talking about my tongue, though.
You know what I'm saying?
His penis is two and a half inches.
I'm not saying so far as any booty, boy.
All right, go get it, man.
Okay, all right.
Do the sound effects.
I like this.
He likes to please me.
Do the sound effects. Oh, yeah, I likes to please me. Do the sound effects.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to please you.
Then I'm going to impregnate you after that.
Wow.
With your tongue?
With your tongue?
Wow.
No, no, with the other thing.
Whose sperm is on your tongue?
Goodbye, sir.
Goodbye, sir.
This guy is crazy.
This guy got sperm on his tongue.
And then he's going to put it in Angelina and get her pregnant.
These dudes out here is wild in 2018.
Next level.
Jesus Christ.
That's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
Now, wow.
I just want to tell you all the story about how this apartment complex I used to live in back in 2000,
back in 2010 in Teaneck, you know, this girl, one of the women that worked there said,
you know, I really need to talk to you right now.
And she was like, I think you need to watch DJ Envy.
Why? Tell her why. watch DJ Envy. Why?
Tell her why.
Because DJ Envy is fluid.
He's a fluid biscuit.
They say he's fluid.
My friend lived in the building, Lil Sean, and I would go check on Lil Sean,
and she said me and Lil Sean was an idol.
She said you and Lil Sean was a couple.
But anyway, why did she try to out Envy like that?
That's not right.
She just told me to watch Envy because he's a fluid biscuit.
That's what she told me. He's a fluid biscuit. Therevy because he's a fluid biscuit. That's what she told me.
He's a fluid biscuit.
There's nothing wrong with that, man.
That's what she told me.
Oh, my goodness.
Shout out to Lil Short.
We got rumors on the way, Yee.
Yes, let's talk about somebody trying to shoot their shot at Kim Kardashian.
Who would do such a thing?
All right, we'll get into that next.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
It's very, very, very, very big.
It's very, very, very, very big.
Pause.
It's about time. What's going, very, very, very big. It's very, very, very big. Pause. It's about
time. What's going on?
Rumor Report.
This is the Rumor Report
with Angela Yee
on The Breakfast Club.
Well, it looks like Tekashi69
might be getting a break now.
He was in court, and that's for
a hearing that happened in Houston where
Tekashi allegedly got into a scuffle at the mall and put his hands around this kid's neck.
Now, the young man, Santiago Albaran, had posted at the time, I just got choked by Tekashi69 at the Galleria in front of my parents, my mom, brother, and dad, and literally had to pull me away from him and his goons.
I was recording him when he decided to choke me hard as hell.
If you have any vids, please send them.
After choking me, Takashi decided to hold me
until I deleted the video of me recording him.
Keep in mind, that's my family, and I'm only 16.
And that's what happened.
But now it looks like while they were in court for this hearing,
Santiago and Takashi have made up.
Now Santiago does not want him prosecuted,
and he's made that very clear to the prosecutors.
And one positive thing is that he also made peace with Takashi.
They ran into each other after court.
They shook hands, and they actually took a picture together also.
So there you have it.
The prosecutors can still prosecute him for it, though.
It's kind of out of his hands now.
They can.
They can.
Yeah.
And I'll say one thing about Takashi.
You might not like him, but he puts out
some good music, man.
His records really knock.
I don't know if I feel
that way about his music,
but I...
Oh, really not.
I think he's funny.
Nah, his music
really knocks in the club.
I think he's a funny guy.
I think that he could...
I think he could have
a future in, like, comedy,
doing, like, sketches.
Yeah, he can,
but it's some stuff like that.
His music really rips
in the club, though.
He's got good comedic timing.
All right, now, let's talk about Kodak Black.
He is trying to shoot his shot at Kim Kardashian.
Uh-oh.
Now, he was on his Instagram Live, and he had this message.
Kim, if you tired of that f***ing Arn Kanye
because he on some stupid s***, man, f*** with me, man.
F*** with real Haitian boy, a broad kind of Florida boy.
Let me tell you something, man.
It's not too many things.
It's not too many people I enjoy more than Kodak Black right now.
Okay, drop on the clues box for Kodak Black.
Now, you know Kanye gets very sensitive about things like that, though.
You cannot talk about Kim.
Listen.
You better leave that boy alone.
Is this disrespectful?
Yeah.
That's disrespectful.
Absolutely.
That's somebody's wife.
So what should Kanye do now?
Just ignore it?
Mind his business.
What are you going to do?
Reply to Kodak Black?
No.
What if Kim tweets Kodak Black,
you're a holler at me, player.
Never happen.
What if she do that little challenge
they're doing,
the Kodak Black song?
What's that challenge called
they're doing?
I saw the kids doing it online yesterday.
I saw Tokyo Jets doing a freestyle to the, you know that song.
I love that song, but that beat will always make me think of that me or Kodak dancing in the studio.
The beat is way better than the song, by the way.
Okay.
All right.
Now, in the meantime, Elle Magazine is facing some backlash, and that's because they put up this tweet.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are splitting up.
They put a broken heart, and they put up this tweet. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are splitting up. And they put a broken heart.
And they put a link.
And when you click on that link.
That link actually goes for you to register to vote.
What's the problem with that?
Now I can't understand why people are mad.
It's actually really funny and clever.
Especially with me and that we live in this era of clickbait headlines.
And everybody just reads the headline.
But if it's a real juicy story.
They clicked it at.
Like ain't nobody clicking on the headline that says register to vote.
They're just not.
Okay.
So what's the problem? So hopefully this on the headline that says register to vote. They're just not. Okay? So what was the problem?
So hopefully this did encourage people to actually register to vote.
But yeah, some people were like, oh my God, how could you
do this? This is clickbait.
This is trash nonsense. It's good clickbait.
Finally, we got some positive clickbait.
Finally, people are using clickbait for
good. What's the problem?
All right. Well, I'm Angela
Yee, and that is your Rumor Report.
All right.
Thank you, Miss Yee.
And happy birthday to Snoop Dogg.
Tomorrow is Snoop's birthday.
Shout out to Uncle Snoop.
Snoop Dogg.
Dropping a poos bomb for Snoop Dogg.
He's doing his Redemption of a Dog stage play right now.
I think he's in Chicago this weekend, if I'm not mistaken.
Oh, I got to see that.
Yeah, he's in Chicago this weekend.
So he's doing his Redemption of a Dog stage play, which is a stage play about his life, if I'm not mistaken, right? Yeah. I'm not sure. I don see that. He's in Chicago this weekend. So he's doing his Redemption of a Dog stage play,
which is a stage play about his life, if I'm not mistaken, right?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I definitely want to check that out.
Is he actually starring in it or is it other people?
Yes, he's in it.
I posted the trailer for it the other day.
He's definitely in it.
Okay.
I gotta look at that.
Well, shout out to Snoop.
I'm gonna get some Snoop Dogg records on in the mix.
So let me know what you want to hear.
Your favorite Snoop joint, 800-585-1051 or at DJ Envy. Get your request in.
And shout out to my girl Nisha Neshe and Rocky Bear. They just put out a new song
popping on the internet that I really like. I'm going to post that in a minute too.
Okay. All right. The mix is up next. And don't forget, we're going to get some Snoop on later on in the mix.
Revolt. We'll see you on Monday. Everybody else, get your request in. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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