The Breakfast Club - Real Men Get Vasectomies
Episode Date: January 5, 2022Today on the show we opened up the phone lines for Charlamagne and DJ Envy in hopes to find some listeners that experienced a vasectomy and give advice them advice before their chop. Also, Charlamagne... gave "Donkey of the Day" to Pabst Blue Ribbon Brewing Company for tweets about 'Eating Ass', and Angela helped some listeners out during "Ask Yee" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
We need help!
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Hello, my undeadly darlings.
It's Teresa, your resident ghost host.
And do I have a treat for you.
Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.
We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on.
So join me, won't you?
Let's dive into the eerie unknown together.
Sleep tight, if you can.
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I'll meet to introduce myself.
DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God.
Well, y'allall came a long way.
I think that y'all have a certain amount of respect
for, you know, what everybody else
does, and y'all are just the best
at what y'all do. This platform,
the reach y'all have that you've earned,
makes space for somebody like me. You guys have
a direct line to the culture. Oh my god, I'm on
the radio with Angela Charlamagne and DJ
Envy. Yes, you are.
All I do is read about the Breakfast Club.
Really?
Every morning.
That's good.
You guys are trending.
Every, you know, I drag my ass out of bed.
I'm like, what happened on the Breakfast Club today?
Get your ass up.
Start that again.
Try it again. Try it again.
From the top.
From the tippy.
Good morning, USA. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, That's right. Oh, it is a hump day. Wednesday, middle of the week. Good morning. What's happening?
How y'all feel today, man?
Oh, man.
I'm blessed black and highly favored.
God is good.
The weather's finally winter.
It still feels strange, though.
It's winter, but it's not like super cold.
But the conditions, at least here in the tri-state area where we are, the New York, New Jersey area, the conditions are wintery.
Well, keep going up from Baltimore. Yeah, Philly, Virginia, the Carolinas.
They got some super winter conditions going on.
Yeah.
It's winter.
Winter seems like it's finally here.
I know people are still trying to get flights back from where they were.
That's how hard it is right now in the airports.
Could you imagine being stuck on I-95 or any roadway for
nine and a half hours?
Better than an alternative.
Being in an accident and being stuck
in a mall for eternity.
I don't want any of them.
But damn it, man.
Climate change is real.
That's all I can tell y'all.
The fact that we're saying winter
is finally here and it's the first week of January.
Yeah, that's wild.
Come on.
We should have saw winter a month ago.
Yeah, that is wild.
All right.
But that's no reason to root for climate change, people.
Okay?
All right?
Yeeks.
All right.
Well, good morning, everybody.
And let's get this show cracking.
Front page news is coming up.
What are we talking about, Yeezy?
Man, you knew this was coming.
A new variant.
Well, this is something we're going to live with.
We're going to keep getting variants every month.
This is something we're going to live with forever.
Just like the flu.
Every year?
No, I think more than every year.
Every year.
Every year they say there's new variants of influenza.
So that's why they come up with different flu vaccines every year for people to take.
Seems like we're dealt with.
I forgot the even name of it.
I call it the Delta, Omicron.
Seems like with COVID, that happens every other month. What's the name of the new one? Is it something sexy? IHU. That sounds like an're dealt with. I forgot the even name. I call it Delta, Omicron. It seems like with COVID, that happens every other month.
What's the name of the new one?
Is it something sexy?
IHU.
That sounds like an HBCU.
They sound like they need funding for something.
You stupid.
That's what that sounds like.
All right.
We'll get into all that when we come back.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get into some front page news.
Where we starting, Yeezy?
Well, let's start with the new COVID variant.
It's named IHU.
It's been discovered in France.
They're saying it's stronger than Omicron.
They said it's a more mutated strain,
and it's only 12 cases that have been found.
And I remember with Omicron at first,
they were trying to say, oh, it's only a few cases and now that's
the dominating variant so
who knows what will happen with this one.
Do they know anything about it? Is it more deadlier?
Is it more contagious? Well they're saying it could be a major
threat but the cases have not been reported
so far in countries other than France
and according to
a study on it they're saying
that mutation can make it more resistant
to vaccines and they believe that it can make it more resistant to vaccines.
And they believe that it will make it even more transmissible.
Also,
what does IHU mean?
That sounds like one of them acronyms,
the kids be using,
like I hate you or something like that.
I don't know.
It just says IHU.
Don't even say what it stands for.
It definitely does sound like some type of university though.
But I wonder how they,
they test for that because a lot of people who get COVID,
a lot of times they don't go to the doctor to even see
what strain it is or, you know,
because there's a lot of people I know
that have COVID, didn't go to the doctor, they got
their test and then they, you know, sat home.
So they don't know if they got Delta, if they got
Omicron, if they got IHU, if they got
you know. I don't know if it matters.
And the reason I say I don't know if it matters is because everybody's body
reacts different to it regardless.
I haven't seen one size fits all for any of these variants. Like when I had, I don't know if it matters is because everybody's body reacts different to it regardless. I haven't seen one size fits all for any of these variants.
Like when I had, I don't know what I had a couple weeks ago.
You had Delta and Armacost, didn't you?
I just know I tested positive for COVID, but it did feel like a mild cold.
Like my whole family had it.
The wife and daughters and everybody.
It was just runny noses, fevers, body aches.
It wasn't anything crazy.
All right.
And law enforcement and federal authorities in the Washington area, they're stepping up security efforts.
Tomorrow is January 6th.
So it's already the one-year anniversary of the attack on the U.S. Capitol.
And they're saying they're operating at a heightened level of vigilance because we are at a heightened level of threats.
It feels like we're celebrating it.
It feels so stupid.
Like, I'm watching CNN and they're, like, you know, getting ready for for the one year anniversary of the insurrection. Why does it
feel like we're celebrating this?
I do believe in stepping up security at a time
like this. Donald Trump was trying to have a rally
tomorrow. He ended up having to
cancel it, but he was definitely
planning to celebrate it, but he canceled
that press conference. Instead, he's
going to be doing his talking points
at a rally in Arizona
that's January 15th.
I highly doubt Trump was planning to do something to celebrate it.
That would be an admission of guilt.
It was a news conference.
But why would you do it like that particular day?
I want to know what happened to be on that day.
But it's not just him, though.
That's my point.
It's like people's news network, CNN, MSNBC,
they're planning to commemorate January 6th.
Like, why?
Yeah, I mean, I understand saying that we got a heightened security.
That's about it.
And, you know, I feel like it's been a year.
We still haven't come to terms with all of the things that need to be done.
There's people who still feel like they didn't do anything wrong.
Here's one Capitol rioter who was talking about what happened that day.
I don't have anybody to throw under the bus, nor would I anyway.
And I just,
what I'm saying doesn't fit
their narrative, because they would like
me to come forward and say that
it was planned. And I'm like,
no, it wasn't.
Everybody thinks that
people had all these plans of going into the building,
and not to my
knowledge. I was in touch with some pretty right-wing people,
and we never heard anything about that.
So he thinks he did nothing wrong.
Man, it's not just him, though.
You've got to prosecute those politicians who were behind it as well.
You know what I mean?
I mean, listen, there was an attempted coup of this country.
I love saying that because it's true.
There was an attempted coup of this country.
And I still feel like the consequences of that have not been severe enough.
Well, the January 6th committee is seeking cooperation from Fox News's Sean Hannity,
and they also released text messages between him and the White House. And they said he wrote that
he was very worried about the next 48 hours beforehand. And they also asked Hannity,
with the counting of the electoral vote scheduled
for January 6th at 1 p.m., why were you concerned about the next 48 hours? And so they said that it
appears that Sean Hannity has detailed knowledge regarding President Trump's state of mind
and engaged with the former president numerous times. The committee also said that Sean Hannity
spoke directly with Trump on January 5th about his planning for January 6th and on January 10th when Sean Hannity
may have raised a number of specific concerns
about his possible actions
in the days before the January 20th
inaugural. So this
investigation is ongoing and it's been a year.
Alright, well that is your front page
news. Alright, get it off your chest.
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To get it off your chest
Whether you're mad or blessed
You better have the same energy
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Hello who's this?
Hey, what's your voice?
Tony Ward, DJ Henry.
How y'all doing this morning?
What's up, brother?
Get off your chest.
Hey, DJ Henry, I wanted to ask you a question.
Do you think it should be considered a mandate for these players in the NFL going into the playoffs
that at least their mandate is they have to wear masks
because any time a certain team can lose a certain play in a certain position
that can affect their whole playoff run.
You mean wear masks when they play football?
No, not when they're playing football.
I'm just saying, you know, when they're not on the field.
They already wear masks on the sidelines.
Yeah, they wear masks on the sidelines,
and I think they're supposed to wear masks when they're out and about.
That's the whole, you know, COVID protocol stuff.
So I think they should.
My son wears a mask when he goes out.
Well, he tells me he does.
He should be wearing a mask.
They have to wear masks in school.
So, I mean, I think it's just smart to wear your mask.
Or how about, you know, some type of mask?
I wouldn't say, like, in the bubble to a certain extent,
but just close to the back,
because anytime you can lose the offense environment,
the wide receiver.
Yeah, I mean, that can happen anytime.
I mean, that's the thing about COVID.
I really think it's inevitable.
I think everybody's going to get it,
but it's just trying to limit yourself from getting it.
At some point, we got to learn to live with it.
Yeah.
That's one of the things Eric Adams said this week that I agree with. One. At some point, we got to learn to live with it. Yeah. That's one of the things Eric Adams said this week that I agree with.
One.
At some point, you got to learn to live with it.
Yeah, I will say with my little kids, I still haven't, you know,
let them go back to school as of yet, probably next week.
But I'm just doing that because I got a baby in the crib.
And, you know, the baby can't tell me if the baby got a sore throat.
The baby can't tell me if the baby got a headache.
So I'm just trying to protect the newborn.
True that.
I can feel that.
And also, real quick, TJ, every week you meet me a few months ago back in August, man.
How'd I radio shame you, brother?
You know, I'm Mr. Cold-Blooded, so, you know, calling up there for the DJ equipment.
The beat?
Back in August.
Oh, you called for DJ equipment?
Damn, you insulted him and then forgot about him?
I definitely didn't remember this call.
How you doing this morning, Miss Juice Queen herself?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I'm eating some fruit right now.
How's the DJ thing going, brother?
Well, not too well right now.
After that, I don't come.
It's about three months.
Well, I'm sorry for hurting your heart, brother.
What's your DJ name?
DJ Big Tone. Glad little stag is in the building. Has stags that week. I'm sorry for hurting your heart, brother. What's your DJ name? DJ Big Tone,
Clad in a Stag,
that's in the building,
hashtag that.
I'm sending you healing energy, King.
I'm sending you healing energy.
Hey, you manifest that.
I'm sending you healing energy.
There's no way that fits in Instagram.
There's no way you have an at name.
Oh, my goodness.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning.
My name's T-Von.
Good morning, man.
Get it off your chest, brother.
Yeah, I just want to shout myself out.
It's my birthday today, so, you know, I just want to get myself in touch.
Hey, congratulations, King.
Happy birthday, brother.
And I truly mean that.
When you make it to another year, you got to tell people congratulations, man.
Age is a blessing.
How old are you?
Absolutely.
I just turned 26.
Congratulations, King.
Live it up, man.
Enjoy it.
Get it, Capricorns.
Hey, you already know.
Can I shout my Instagram out real quick? Go ahead, brother. Enjoy it. Get it, Capricorns. You already know. Can I shout my Instagram out real quick?
Go ahead, brother.
T-K-E-Y underscore base
B-A-S-S-9-6.
Alright, brother. Have a good one. Take a deep breath, man. Take a deep breath
for everybody who can't. Appreciate
y'all. Love y'all. Love you too, King.
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.
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The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
I'm dialing. I'm dialing.
Hey, what you doing, man? I'm dialing.
I'm calling you.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed.
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Hello, who's this?
This is Kwame from Harrisburg, PA.
Kwame from PA, what up?
Get it off your chest, brother.
How y'all doing?
I've been a fan since 2011.
Ray J.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, that's what it is.
How are you, King?
Nah, what's going on, y'all?
Nah, I just wanted to get off my chest and point out how the Commonwealth is really getting over on us and definitely in PA. I want to point,
I really want Charlemagne to give DTP,
Daukland County Prison,
the donkey of the day because they don't focus on reform at all.
There's no programs for us to really reenter back into the community out
here.
And it's hard for us.
And I got,
I mean,
I wish I was more of a public figure,
not even just a public figure,
just had access to really affect my community.
I think we should start having these young kids at the age of 10
and really following them until they get to college.
Well, you can, King.
Like, don't ever think that you're not a public figure because you are.
You know what I mean?
You are somebody in your community, I'm sure.
You know enough people that you could put your arm around some of these youngins
and give them some of your game.
You know, you got life experience, King.
Yeah, I'm 25, so I'm young myself, but this is the first step for me.
Just really get my voice out there a little bit.
And also, too, when it comes to the prison system, man,
that's something that I've been saying for years.
It ain't just where you at.
Like, there is no reform.
They call them correctional facilities, but they're not correcting nobody in there.
They're not giving you no mental health care, no emotional health care.
They're not helping you to really further your education.
They're not teaching y'all no trade so y'all can come out here and really be productive in society.
Not at all.
Keep pushing, man.
Keep trying to build the youth out there, brother.
Nah, no doubt. Thank you for letting me know how I'm being. Get on. All right, man. Keep trying to build the youth out there, brother. Nah, no doubt.
Thank you for letting me get on.
Hello, who's this?
It's me. Good morning. Good morning, Envy.
Good morning, me.
Good morning.
Peace, King. What up, brother? Get it off your chest.
I'm just trying to send
and receive some positive vibes
on this happy new year to you guys. I'm just trying to send and receive some positive vibes on this Happy New Year to you guys.
Just trying to receive some positive vibes right now.
I'm at work.
I work at the gas station.
I do the night shift.
So, you know, I'm up.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm in Cali.
So I just want to send and receive some positive vibes.
That's it.
Hey, I'll take all that positive energy, King.
Thank you.
And sending that positive energy and love and light right back to you, brother.
Thank you. I need it. I need it, man. I need it. I need it, man. I just bless the world. Thank you. And sending that positive energy and love and light right back to you, brother. Thank you. I need it. I need it, man.
I need it. I need it, man. Just bless
the world. Bless everybody.
Thank you guys for answering.
You guys have a great day. And be safe out there.
They say L.A.'s a little crazy right now, so be safe
out there. I'm from L.A.,
but I live up north. I'm in northern California.
I moved from down
there because, you know, my time almost
changed. I got from down there for the reasons I, my time almost came. So I got from down there.
For the reasons I see now, that's all on the news.
And, yeah, it's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
We be talking all day about that.
It's bad.
What you mean your time almost came?
They try to rob you?
No, no.
Messing around down there, you know, getting into some tacks.
People pull up, unmarked.
You feel me?
We're thinking it's the cats up the street.
Whole time, there's some people.
Police.
It almost got ugly.
It almost got ugly.
It almost got ugly.
I walked up to the car, knocked on the window, all kind of shit.
Are you telling us that you're selling drugs and you almost sold to an undercover?
Is that what you're telling us?
No, no, I did my time for that already.
I did my time for that already.
Usually, I just sell my time for that.
Oh, okay.
I've been off that. No, no, I just, we get into some cats I did my time for that already. Oh, okay.
No, no, I just, we getting into it, some cats up the street,
an unmarked car pull up.
We thinking it's the cats up the street, and the whole time it's some people.
And it almost got ugly because, you know, we thinking that, you know,
and then I ran, went to jail.
All right, you ain't got to stitch on yourself.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it. But thank God you're right.
$3.08 a week.
$3.08 a week with a $60,000 bill.
I left L.A. and never went back.
Well, I'm glad you changed your life, brother.
Definitely, man.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
No, you're striving.
I don't want to hear you say you're trying.
You're striving.
You are.
Okay.
New word.
Yes, you are.
Don't say you're trying.
You are.
You're in the process.
You're doing it. Well, have a blessed day. Be safe out there, brother. Same to y'all. Have't say you're trying. You are. You're in the process. You're doing it.
Well, have a blessed day.
Be safe out there, brother.
Same to y'all.
Have a good one.
Peace.
All right.
Get it off your chest.
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Yes, and what would make Jason Derulo fight two men in Vegas?
We'll tell you what happens.
Sac passe on my Haitian massive, baby.
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We'll get into that next.
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The Breakfast Club. massive, baby. All right, we'll get into that next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
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I'm Kate Max.
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Is your country falling apart?
Feeling tired?
Depressed?
A little bit revolutionary?
Consider this.
Start your own country.
I planted the flag.
I just kind of looked out of like,
this is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There are 55 gallons of water
for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Everybody's doing it.
I am King Ernest Emmanuel.
I am the Queen of Ladonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
The Waikana tried my country.
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
We need help!
We still have the off-road portion to go.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
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As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams.
I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation
and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we
get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Like grace.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best.
And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
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It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor Report.
Rumor Report.
This is the Rumor Report
with Angela Yee
on The Breakfast Club.
Well, Jason Derulo was involved in an altercation.
This happened in Vegas Tuesday morning.
And here is what it sounded like.
There is video available.
Hey, yo, where you slapping, dog?
Hey, yo, where you slapping?
Hey, Usher, f*** you, bitch.
Where you slapping? Where you slapping?
Where you slapping?
Where you slapping?
Hey, yo.
What the f***?
Don't touch my boy!
So apparently it seems like somebody called him Usher and said, F you, bitch.
And this was at the Aria Hotel in Vegas, and they exchanged some words.
And then after that, you see that Jason Derulo is in handcuffs.
Not sure if he ended up getting arrested for real or if it was just a detaining situation.
Now, I wonder what set him off in that situation.
Was it the fact that he got called Usher or the fact they called him the B-word?
It was something before that, because he was like, why you slap my boy?
And then he said it, and he went back and two-pieced him again.
But some people deserve to get two-pieced. I ain't going front.
Not by Jason Derulo, though. Let Jason Derulo or people around him handle that.
Because it makes the lawsuit that much bigger when you do it yourself.
Yeah, I mean, you're right.
But people think they can say whatever they want to say, and then you just walk all by it.
But sometimes you get a little bloody mouth, and you do it yourself. Yeah, I mean, you're right. But people think they can say whatever they want to say and then you just walk all by. But sometimes you get a, you know, a little
bloody mouth and you, you know, do that again.
And sometimes people talk crazy, especially
in Vegas when people get drunk.
Because a lot of times people go out there to party.
And they probably just left the Usher show and was like,
oh, there's the Usher. You think it's funny? And I just had
a bad mood. I just got in an argument with my girl or my
wife or something. Y'all made up a whole scenario.
I don't know. Y'all done post that meme again about that
fake Jason Derulo falling down the stairs?
He's tired of it.
He's sick of it.
He's fed up.
All right,
dropping the clues bombs
for Jason Derulo
and don't you ever forget
Jason Derulo is Haitian,
damn it.
Sac passe.
All right.
All right,
now NLE Chopper
is saying that he has
a natural herb
that he's going to be
presenting this year
that can work as a BBL
and also increase
your breast size.
He said for every 3,000 surgeries, there is one death.
Let's naturally get the body you want.
I am here to assist.
An herb that gives you a BBL?
Brazilian butt lift?
Yep.
And increases your breast size.
Man.
He said like he wanted.
Might as well just drink almond milk and do the chant from while you there, God.
It's me, Margaret.
I must, I must, I must increase my bus.
That stuff don't work.
Well, yeah, you have to do more than just the chant.
You got to move your arms and do the exercise.
Every hour.
By the way, you can't take no pills to change anything.
Well, he also said last year, by the end of the year, that he will have herbs that can cure herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and even more STDs.
And he has his own herb company nle health and wellness so he has incense sage uh he has
sea moss detoxes a lot of items now buy some incense and some sage from and some sea moss
all right but not the not the stuff for the bbl now i'm cool i don't know about the bbl stuff but
there is the stuff that cures all those other diseases, right? That's what Dr. Seavey had, right?
Yeah, I believe that.
I mean, look, it's not proven by me to say this,
but I'm quite sure that if there's certain things that you take that can prevent you from having those symptoms.
But, you know, I believe in a lot of natural cures for things, period.
So I don't really take like Advil or headache medicine.
I'll take like ginger and do certain things like that that I know help.
I always wonder when people like, you know, we've had holistic doctors come up here.
Was it Dr. Jesse and?
Yeah, Coach Jesse and Dr. Amun.
Yeah, and they talk about being able to cure herpes.
And I always wonder like why we don't hear more testimonials from people.
Is it because they never wanted you to know they had herpes to begin with?
I always wondered, you know, do they take the vaccine?
Because they are herbal doctors and they think everything with herbs.
So do they take the vaccine?
Yeah, I mean, I do believe.
And they talked about it when they were up here last time.
No, just everything.
Everything that's, again, because, you know, like you said,
they have herbs for herpes.
Oh, got you.
They have herbs for COVID.
Like, do they take the vaccine?
That's the truth. What's so funny? I don you. Because they have herbs for COVID. Like, do they take the vaccine? That's the truth.
What's so funny?
I don't know if they got herbs for COVID.
I don't know.
Well, but staying healthy does help, you know, just in general, in case you do get sick so that, you know, you can recover faster.
That helps in life in general.
True.
All right.
Now, Summer Walker has accused a contractor of stealing her money. Now, she posted on her social media page,
posting this to help anyone in Atlanta
who may have contacted this person
in hopes of renovating their home.
He's stolen $8,000 of my money
and left my house a hot mess,
not completing any of the work.
It be your own people.
I kept trying to resolve this
until he was seen in Buckhead grinning,
shopping, probably spending up my money,
but won't return any of my calls.
I've been super nice to him
until now. I know he can't afford to go to court.
So just warning anyone else out there
who could potentially become a victim.
I always try to support black-owned businesses
and this is how I get done. It really just became
personal when he left my daughter's room
a hot mess. Don't smile if you owe me money.
Now he posted, I prayed for exactly
her. Happy National Daughters Day
is a picture of him and his child, and she posted that.
And she said, he was referred to me by a friend,
but I guess should have just read his comments under his page.
He really out here stealing.
Beware.
Well, when you got resentment for somebody and you mad at somebody,
the littlest things piss you off.
She ain't say smiling.
She said, hey, out there, granite.
Use the word granite.
Eat granite.
Ain't buckhead granite.
I ain't going to lie.
I'd be mad if I paid you because that is one of the hardest things I've had to deal with ever is getting a great contractor.
Oh, really?
Oh, really, Yee?
Tell me about it.
You tell me about it, Yee.
Listen, it's a process that a lot of people end up having to go through, especially if it's in a place where you're not there.
Yeah, well, I tell everybody after having a bunch of contractors were horrible.
I tell everybody this.
Find out what you need.
Tell them to give you a list of the things that you need. Nuts, bolts, sheet horrible, I tell everybody this. Find out what you need.
Tell them to give you a list of the things that you need.
Nuts, bolts, sheetrock, whatever it may be.
You buy it yourself, and you pay the contractors weekly.
You pay them for the labor.
You get the supplies yourself.
That way you don't have to worry about this.
It takes a little extra time, but you don't get burnt.
I think we also got to stop saying things like,
be your own people.
And the reason I say that is because...
Any contact I've had, any color, they've all been messed up.
But I'm just talking about in general.
Because, you know, like Angela Rye always says, your skin folk ain't your kin folk.
You know what I mean?
That people was never your people.
Okay?
I actually have a house going for sale today that I'm listing in Detroit.
But that was a process to get that done right.
And I'll talk about it later.
But I finally managed to... I got some hacks on how I process to get that done right. And I'll talk about it later. But I finally managed
to, I got some hacks on
how I managed to work this one out. After
five years, right? Yeah.
It's actually great timing right now.
To have my house on the market. So everything happens
for a reason. Alright, well that is
your rumor report. Alright, thank you Missy.
Now we got our front page news. Next what are we talking about?
Yes, and we'll be talking about
Kentucky, well KFC. That's what they call and we'll be talking about Kentucky, well, KFC.
That's what they call it now.
It's not Kentucky Fried Chicken.
KFC has a new menu item that they're debuting.
I want to see if y'all are down to try this.
I want to.
All right, we'll get into that next.
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Let's get in some
Front page news
Where we start Yee?
Well let's start with KFC
They have announced
The nationwide debut
Of Beyond Fried Chicken
They did a two year
Testing period
And you know that's
Fake meat
So it's not real chicken
It's vegetarian
So the menu item will be available to purchase
at some participating locations in the
U.S. starting January 10th.
So you can get either the 6 or 12
piece orders. You can get the malacate.
You can get the combo meals. All of those
things. Yeah, I remember they rolled that out
a couple of years ago at select locations.
They had the Beyond Meat.
It wasn't in the red buckets
or the red boxes. It was like green.
Yeah, they've been trying to perfect it for the past couple of years.
So now they're ready to roll it out.
Why do I feel like they sent some of it?
I never had it.
I saw it somewhere.
I don't know if I want to try fake meat from KFC.
I would try it.
I don't know why they call it meat.
I just think that's silly to call it chicken.
Yeah, it's not chicken.
They've come up with a different name.
They call it something else.
Word up.
Well, the brand is called
Beyond Meat, so.
It's not meat, though.
It's not even,
and it's supposed to be
plant-based, right?
Like, the whole point
is to stay away
from meat at all.
So it's like,
what does that mean?
It's not a chicken.
We know that.
Call it plicking
or something like that.
Like plicking plant chicken.
Call it something else.
Like, call it something else.
Don't call it chicken because it's not a chicken.
Chickens are offended.
Well, by the way, KFC is KFC.
It's no longer Kentucky Fried Chicken.
So it's just a KFC meal.
All right.
Now, a man in Philadelphia was freed from prison yesterday.
He spent 37 years.
And here is the issue.
All right.
This is all about Willie Stokes.
The trial witness was charged with perjury.
He was convicted of murder. Willie Stokes was
convicted of murder in 1984.
And he walked out of a state prison. He's now
61 years old, near
Philadelphia. And his mother was too
nervous to come after there was some earlier
disappointments. They thought he was going to come home a lot earlier.
There was a lot of red tape that he had to get through.
But both detectives offered the
witness in this case, Franklin Lee,
a sex for lies deal
to help them close out a 1980
murder case. Now both of those
detectives are now deceased, so
they're not going to get any type of repercussions
from this. But basically
the witness said that
his friend
confessed to committing this murder
during a dice game.
And they used that testimony
to convict Willie Stokes.
And then they actually ended up
prosecuting Franklin Lee
because Franklin Lee
tried to go on the stand
and said that he made it up.
And then they prosecuted him also
after that for perjury.
You just confused me like ish.
But go ahead.
The guy told the fake story.
Okay.
He was already in jail
for some other unrelated charges.
And so they told him
they would give him a lighter sentence. So he said his friend did it. They just wanted to close out the case. Okay. He was already in jail for some other unrelated charges. And so they told him they would give him a lighter sentence.
So he said his friend did it. They just wanted to close
out the case. Gotcha. So he accused
his friend and said that his friend confessed to him
during a dice game that he murdered this person.
But truthfully, it didn't happen.
And the detectives in that case actually had his
girlfriend come down and give him some
opioids and have sex with him and
gave him some marijuana and
told him he would get a lighter sentence.
So he was fronting?
He was lying to his own boy when he told him?
He was lying about saying that his friend, he said his friend confessed to him at a dice
game.
Oh, okay.
But he was lying and he was already in jail for something else.
So the detectives were just trying to close out this case.
So they offered this guy a lighter sentence.
They gave him his girlfriend and let his girlfriend come and have sex with him.
They let her bring him some drugs. And then
when the girlfriend told his mom
what she was doing, she said, don't go back down there.
And the mom actually said,
I don't care if you get
a thousand years. You're not going to make up a story
about somebody else. So he ended up
confessing that he lied. But even
when that happened, they still kept him in jail all
this time. So Willie Stokes ended up
just now, just yesterday, getting freed from prison after 37 years for something
he didn't do. Wow. Yeah. Alright, well that is your front
page news. Alright, well let's open up the phone lines.
800-585-1051. Let's talk about vasectomies.
Hey! That's a trending topic in my house. You know, if you were listening yesterday
during Donkey of the Day, I gave Donkey gave donkey today to a man named chadwick moore chadwick is the editor-in-chief of a platform
called outspoken and he was on fox news talking crazy about vasectomies do we have any of that
audio yes i mean is this an act of love or is this really just about consequence-free sex i mean why
stop with the vasectomy i think it just lobbed the whole thing off and become trans. That's what you should do if you really love your wife and want to show her what a
supporter of womanhood you are and of the female cause. I mean, consequence-free sex
is what drives the left. It's their religion. They believe in population control. They want
fewer people on the planet. So I wonder how, if you were to take this to parts of the world where the population is exploding, like in, I don't know, sub-Saharan Africa or Central America, I wonder
how those men would react to being told that they should have a vasectomy to show how much they love
their women. And I hope that these men get, you know, a free box set of Harry Potter when they
go in for their snip and some soylent and whatever else they like to do with their free time.
Fine, if that's what you want to do, go for it.
But it does make you less of a man.
I'm sorry.
First of all, I don't even like Harry Potter.
Don't tell my daughter.
Okay?
That's number one.
Number two, it does not make you less of a man. And number three, what is wrong with getting a vasectomy because you love your wife?
You know, you love your wife or you know you love
your significant
other like I'm getting a vasectomy because my
wife is tired of having children right and you can
always and you can always change
that you can change your mind later on and get
them untied and also too it's like
yo if your wife my wife has
we have four kids right
the youngest is three months
old right if she's been laying in the hospital bed she's had the baby We have four kids, right? The youngest is three months old, right?
If she's been laying in the hospital bed, she's had the baby,
she's had the C-sections over time,
at some point she gets tired of being poked and prodded,
so the least you can do is go have the minor surgery, the vasectomy.
Why does she have to lay down and get her tubes tied again, right?
Right.
So I don't understand where this whole less of a man thing Comes from Because we want
Because our wives
Want us to get vasectomies
I have no problem
Doing that
Well FM
I'm getting a vasectomy
This year
I got six kids
I shoot up the club
All the time
I don't miss
My pull out game
Is terrible
My pull out game
Is horrible
So I have no problem
Getting a vasectomy
And I'm gonna be
All juice no seats
Absolutely
And I'm not gonna
Wear a condom. No.
I mean, when it comes to family planning,
I feel like that's a decision
that the couple makes. As a couple, you
decide if you want to have kids.
If you don't want to have kids, if you want to try
to have kids any way you can. If you decide
no more kids, that's
a couple of decisions. That's why I don't understand how you politicize
vasectomies. How did vasectomies
become a liberal thing? I'm not doing that for any political choice. I'm doing that because it's a mar of decisions. That's why I don't understand how you politicize vasectomies. How did vasectomies become a liberal thing?
I'm not doing that
for any political choice.
I'm doing that
because it's a marital choice.
Yeah, it's my choice.
I'm cutting my whatever,
whatever it's called.
I'm going wireless, baby.
You don't know what it's called?
I'm going wireless.
I'm going wireless.
There you go.
Bluetooth me.
I'm going wireless.
I'm not planning what day
because you could be...
No.
When my wife said it to me,
we started doing the research.
I started looking
and I'm like, all right.
And if I change my mind, I can untie it.
But I'm not going to change my mind.
Is that what they do?
They just tie it?
They knot it, I thought.
I don't know.
They cut it and it says the male.
They knot it or they cut it?
The male.
Just like a shoelace?
Yeah, they says they cut and tie or seal so as to prevent sperm from entering into the
urethra.
All juice, no seeds.
Yeah, I'm with you.
What is the question?
What are we asking people?
I want to talk to people who've, you know, had it done before.
And I just want to know what they think about, you know,
Chadwick Morris' comments that it makes you less of a man.
I'm going to see if I can get the good brother,
Kermode, on the line.
Now, Kermode has had a vasectomy.
No, I don't want to talk to him.
Don't go to his doctor.
It didn't work for him.
I'm going to talk to Antonio.
I'm going to salute to you, Antonio. Drop a clues bomb, Antonio. He had three kids after the vasectomy. Yeah, I don't want to talk to him. Don't go to his doctor. It didn't work for him. I'm going to talk to Antonio. I'm going to salute to you, Antonio.
Drop on the clues, bomb, salute to Antonio.
He had three kids after the vasectomy.
Yeah, I don't want to talk to him.
Antonio Cromartie, of course, NFL player, ex-NFL player.
Yeah, it didn't work for him.
Yeah, that knot wasn't tied tight enough.
They cut the wrong wires.
Let me see if I can get him on the line.
I want to know the procedure.
What, man?
I don't want to talk to him.
We got to know that, too.
Let me see if I can get him on the line.
I need one that works.
They did say...
Don't recommend your doctor, please.
Vasectomies are almost 100% effective
but not right away. It takes three months.
Damn 100%. He had three.
Almost. And then they said it takes about three
months for your semen to become
sperm free. And I must say Antonio
Cromartie is a special case. That man
clearly has super sperm. Okay.
And everything that he shoots out is meant
to hit its target. They said only one
to two in 1,000 men have a vasectomy that fails.
I'm not comparing myself to Antonio Camardi.
He's different.
Dropping the food bombs for Antonio Camardi and his sperm.
All right.
You shout out his sperm?
That's weird.
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morning everybody it's dj envy angela yee charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club
now if you're just joining us uh we're talking about a vasectomy vasectomies that's right ladies
and gentlemen now charlamagne gave uh somebody donkey today yesterday yeah yesterday i gave
donkey today to chad wickmore he's the editor-in-chief of a platform called outspoken
and he was on fox news he was actually on tucker carson's show tucker carson wasn't there uh i
forgot what's the guy brother's name sean uh he's not a brother but sean uh sean duffy i think his
name is was filling in but he was talking crazy about vasectomies can we listen okay i mean is
this an act of love or is this really just about consequence-free sex?
I mean, why stop with the vasectomy?
I think it just lobbed the whole thing off and become trans.
That's what you should do if you really love your wife
and want to show her what a supporter of womanhood you are
and of the female cause.
And I hope that these men get, you know, a free box set of Harry Potter
when they go in for their snip and some soylents and whatever else they like to do with their free time.
Fine, if that's what you want to do, go for it.
But it does make you less of a man.
I'm sorry.
So he says if I get a vasectomy, I need to get a Harry Potter DVD after.
That's one of the things he said.
He said it makes you less of a man.
And he said, you know, if you're going to get snipped, you might as well just, you know, go ahead and have the whole surgery
and cut your whole pee-pee off and become trans.
And, you know, the reason this hit me is because, you know,
that has been a conversation that's been going on in my house for some months.
You know, my wife wants me to get a vasectomy.
You know, we got four daughters.
You know what?
Our last daughter was born in September.
She's three months old now.
So it's like she's tired of having kids.
I don't know if y'all realize it or not. I've never experienced it, but I've been there for all of them.
Pregnancy hurts. Right. It's not the most pleasant experience, you know, for women.
And at a certain point, they get tired of it. And the way my wife explained it to me made perfect sense.
She was like, why do I got to go get my tubes tied?
I didn't lay down four different times, had a baby, you know, had a C-section before.
It's like, why do I got to continue to get poked and prodded?
I'm like, you're 100% correct.
I didn't even ask my wife.
I told my wife.
I didn't say go get your, no, I said, I'm going to get my tubes tied.
I don't know the procedure. Oh, you told her you're going to get your tubes tied?
Well, you know, a vasectomy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I'm gonna get
Snipped in whatever it is
But
Like I said
I'm horrible at pulling out
I shoot the club up
A lot
I'm not gonna wear a condom
So what am I
Not gonna have sex
No
I'm gonna tie my tubes
If not
I'll have 22 kids
I hear what Chadwick Morris
Saying
I love my wife
This is not a
A political choice
It's a marital choice
I have no problem
Going to get my cable cut off
Yeah
Okay
I called Cromartie
Antonio Cromartie
Of course
Ex-jet
He didn't answer his phone
This morning
He's probably watching
One of his kids
Probably kids kept him up
Late last night
But you know
He's had it
And he had three kids after it
He's not a good example
Antonio Cromartie
Is an anomaly
He's got super sperm
His sperm is different
Than all of us
Okay
God has a plan for him and his sperm
That's not my route
I don't even want to know his doctor
Don't even recommend who he went to
But yes I don't have a problem with vasectomies
And I really want to talk to people this morning
I want to talk to guys who've gotten vasectomies
And you know I just want to know what they think
Of Chadwick Morris comments
Okay alright well let's go to the phone lines
Hello who's this? Hey good morning they think of Chadwick Morris comments. Okay. All right. Well, let's go to the phone lines. Hello.
Who's this?
Jared.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Now, you got a vasectomy, bro?
Yes, sir.
Oh, word?
How old were you when you got it?
Actually, my current age, 31.
Oh, wow.
Tell us the story.
What's the back story?
What made you get it?
So I had three kids.
My wife and I, we had a conversation.
We wanted to have our kids, you know, early.
I didn't want to be old.
My dad was 55 when I was born. So I was like, I don't want to be super old having kids.
And all three of my kids were C-sections.
So my wife went through a lot with our three kids.
So I was like, hey.
That's right.
No, them C-sections would do it.
My wife had to have a C-section with our second daughter.
She didn't for our third and fourth, thanks to, you know,
Dulé extraordinaire Latham Thomas, Luther Latham Thomas.
But, yeah, man, those C-sections is rough.
Those surgeries is rough.
So why put your wife through having to get her tubes tied, you know,
having to get poked and prodded?
So what's the procedure, brother?
Tell us what happens, man.
Do you feel it?
How long is the surgery?
Tell us. So, man. Do you feel it? How long is the surgery? Tell us.
So you're actually awake.
You actually see them do the whole procedure.
It's an outpatient surgery.
It literally takes about 15 minutes.
Really?
So it's like a circumcision almost.
Less painful than a circumcision.
There actually is no blood.
They give you like a, I want to say almost like if somebody
dumped your almost to numb it. There's no blood. They give you like a, I want to say almost like if somebody thumped your
almost to numb it, and then they cut your repro.
Wow.
So the doctor rubs your and then he what?
That sounds like a good time.
He just cuts your cable off?
Yeah.
He cuts it and then cauterizes it.
So, like, you can actually see them kind of, like, burn it a little bit.
And so, then that's it.
Do you feel like less of a man?
No, of course not.
Okay.
So, wait a minute.
So, the doctor rubs your testicles.
He cuts it.
And then you got to put ice on it, right?
No, you don't put ice on it.
They give you, like, a jock strap just to kind of keep you all together.
So, that way you don't feel minimal soreness.
You go home, lay down. to kind of keep you all together so that way you don't feel minimal soreness.
You go home, lay down.
After that, next day, you up and moving around.
Now, does it impact your ejaculation?
That was the thing I was thinking about.
I know you all juice no seeds,
but does it make the orgasm for you feel different?
Nope.
Okay, okay.
All right, well, and how long do you have to wait until you guys have sex?
They say wait about seven to six days.
I would say it depends on the person, but yeah, I would definitely wait roughly about
five to seven days.
And that's before you ejaculate or anything?
That's any...
On anything.
So that means that seventh day, boy, you shooting up the whole house.
But listen, have you had sex since the surgery?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Okay.
I just want to make sure.
So it shoots out the same way.
It don't sputter.
What?
Huh?
What?
I didn't want to know if it sputtered.
Okay, thank you, sir.
You've asked enough questions.
Let's go to another line.
Why didn't you want to know?
Because these are questions I have.
I want to know.
I want to know.
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It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
If you're just joining us, we're talking about vasectomies.
Vasectomies.
Now, this conversation came from Charlamagne.
Well, yeah.
Yesterday, I gave Donkey of the Day to Chadwick Moore.
He's the editor-in-chief of a platform called Outspoken,
and he was on Fox News, and he had this to say about vasectomies.
Is this an act of love, or is this really just about consequence-free sex?
I mean, why stop at the vasectomy?
I think it just lobbed the whole thing off and become trans.
That's what you should do if you really love your wife
and want to show her what a supporter of womanhood you are
and of the female cause.
And I hope that these men get, you know,
a free box set of Harry Potter
when they go in for their snip and some soylent
and whatever else they like to do with their free time.
Fine, if that's what you want to do, go for it.
But it does make you less of a man.
I'm sorry.
And I just simply disagree with all of that. Like, you know, number one, I don't think it make you less of a man i'm sorry and i i i just simply disagree with all
of that like you know number one i don't think it makes you less of a man number two it is an act of
love because you know my wife wants me to get a vasectomy she's we got four kids the youngest is
three months you know she's done had she's had every type of pregnancy there is she's had the
natural birth because they didn't have the anesthesia for her. She had the C-section.
And so it's just like, why does she have to go get her tubes tied
and get poked and prodded when I can just go have that minor snip, snip, snip?
Hello, who's this?
Hey, sorry, this is Jason, CPR instructor from Houston, Texas.
Good morning, DJ Envy.
Hey, Jason.
This is Charlamagne the Cop.
I'm on The Breakfast Club.
What's happening, King?
What's happening?
Good morning.
Now, you got a vasectomy, brother?
Yes, sir, man.
We had three kids.
My wife talked me into the fourth.
We had our fourth one, and I was done.
Then my fifth one was our surprise.
Oh.
You got it after the vasectomy?
No, no, no.
We got pregnant with the fifth one, and I knew I was done.
My wife was eight months pregnant.
I said, man, I can't.
This is it.
So it was your choice.
Yeah, we went to the urologist.
Yeah, it was my choice.
She was mad at me at first, but I was telling her, look, I'm done.
I got five kids.
I kept saying to myself, five kids, five kids.
I can't do no more.
So me and my wife was looking crazy like we did.
She's eight months pregnant, walked into the
neurologist's office and got the
procedure, man. It wasn't
bad, though. Now, you know what's so
crazy? The guy Chadwick Moore said that, you know,
liberals are
getting vasectomies because we
want population control.
No, I just want control
in my house. I want less people in my
house. That's all.
Let me tell you, man, it's expensive, man.
It's a lot of mouths to feed. I gotta teach a lot
of CPR classes to get these mouths fed.
So
everything's cool? Like, you know, like
you still ejaculate the same way, you know,
it comes out the way it used to?
No, let me tell you, everything's cool.
Everything comes out the same, but like you Now, let me tell you, everything is cool. Everything comes out the same.
But like you said, it's all juice, no seed.
Now, my wife, she has talking mess once or twice.
You know, probably had a little too much drink.
Say, ah, you're broken.
I said, oh, man.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Now, wait, but listen.
I'm saying all juice, no seeds, but I'm saying that as a joke.
Is the texture of it different?
Everything is the same.
It's just there's nothing active in it.
So when your wife gets drunk, she'd be like, it don't really work.
It's halfway working.
You're seedless in Seattle.
And she's mentioned it like twice.
And those three years, she was like, maybe she's a little tipsy or whatever,
but she was like, all right, you're broke and you're not 100%.
I'm like, man, hold up.
She's basically telling you that, you know, when you shoot the club up now,
you're shooting with blanks.
She's like, put that fake gun away.
That ain't no real pistol.
Damn it, man.
Now she's only said it twice in three years, but, man,
they stung pretty bad.
That got to hurt, though.
It's all good.
I'm happy for you, King.
If your wife says to you, you shoot up the club with all blinks, that might make me feel
My wife would definitely not say that.
See, his wife is different because his wife didn't want him to get to Vasek.
Oh, that's true.
My wife wants me to get to Vasek.
That is true.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, this is Rick.
Good morning, y'all.
What's happening?
Rick, good morning.
What's up with you, brother?
Man, I can't call it other than I'm petrified to get my genitalia slipped on,
brother. There's two
situations with this. Talk to me.
There's one that
where I feel like I got family and
friends who can't have kids, you know?
And then if I go try to take out
what the Lord has given me,
I feel like I'm slapping
God in the face almost. How many kids
you got, brother? I got three.
You know why I say that's hogwash?
Because you've pulled out before and you've wore condoms.
I've wore condoms.
I've never pulled out with me, brother.
I've only not never wore protection with my wife.
I was smart because I didn't want no babies when I was younger.
And you never pull out?
You shoot the club up every time?
Bro, you know what I'm saying?
I am.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just bang, bang, brother.
It's like you got to implement a whole clip.
Excuse me.
So why do you need the vasectomy?
Does your wife want you to get it or you want it?
Yeah, bro.
So we can do it for health reasons.
She can get off that birth control
oh that's real that's real that's real that's real how many kids y'all got
like like three of them bro what you mean like three of them either you got you why are you
saying like a like you're playing spades i got two how many things you got like like like three
like but you either got three or you don't no No, bro. I got three babies, so they spread out, bro.
How many of you, how old were you when you,
oh, you're planning to get them a second, but you haven't got it yet.
Yes, sir.
And I'm scared as all get out to get it.
I was 18 when we had our first one, you know.
I'm kind of like when it comes to my baby brother, Andy.
I've been with mine for 15, 16 years.
And we've been together ever since in high school.
How old are you?
I'm 35.
I don't know if y'all remember, but I'm that guy who was that toolmaker apprentice, man.
And I just want to shout out love to y'all for helping me get through that apprenticeship.
I'm a tool and die maker now.
I've been plugging in with y'all, so we need more
black tool and die makers
in the world. I'm saying that
out loud for all the other brothers who like
working with their hands. Alright, brother.
That's where it's at. Alright, King.
Appreciate you, man. Have a good one.
I appreciate y'all. Be careful
getting snipped. I'm definitely
going to get my cable
turned off. Oh, my goodness. When you going? I don't know. I haven't made the appointment yet. I'm definitely, I'm going to get my cable turned off.
Oh my goodness.
When you going?
Oh,
I don't know.
I haven't made the appointment yet.
I think Black History Month
would be appropriate.
We should go together.
No,
we shouldn't.
We should make it a show.
No,
we should not.
We should hold hands
and be a bromance
and we both get out
and get snipped.
Nope,
I don't do performative
stuff like that.
Not at all.
The only reason I'm even
really talking about it
because of what Chadwick
Moore said yesterday
and it was like,
why would he say that?
So you don't want to go with me?
No, I don't.
We talk about brothers helping each other,
hugging each other, and healing and all that.
But you don't want to go with me?
I'll go if you ice my balls first.
That's what you see.
You got to be the doctor's assistant.
You don't want to go too far.
No, I'm not.
I ask you what?
You always go too far.
We got rumors on the way.
There's no tomorrow in the story.
What's the moral of the story?
I ain't icing your balls, bro.
Just know that vasectomies are not a political choice.
It's a marital choice.
Simple as that.
All right.
Well, we got rumors on the way.
Yeah, let's do some good news.
We'll tell you about Moneybagg Yo, and we'll tell you what he is quitting.
And then we'll talk about Shaq and some nice presents that he bought over the holidays for some kids.
All right, we'll get into that next.
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Good morning.
It's time.
Time.
Time.
She's spilling the tea.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, Pooh Shiesty has pleaded guilty to one charge in his federal case.
That means he's no longer facing a possible life sentence.
So this resulted in prosecutors agreeing to suggest no more than a 97-month prison sentence,
which is eight years and one month.
The judge does not have to heed to that recommendation, though.
He faces up to 20 years in prison.
Now, he did say a couple of months ago that he intended to take a plea deal in his federal robbery case.
So that one charge that he is pleading guilty for is conspiracy to possess a firearm
and furtherance of violent and drug trafficking crimes.
I hope, you know,
Poo Shiesty doesn't have to go to jail for 20 years or whatever.
You know, because I think he's a good
kid. And I salute his mom,
his mom, Gladys. And I think he's
got a bright future ahead of him.
It's just that, you know,
sometimes it's very hard to make that transition
from the
streets to the industry.
All right.
Now, Kodak Black is saying he wants to do a versus against Jay-Z.
What do you guys think about that?
He said, I'll do a versus with Jay-Z.
If he win, he get 15% of my catalog.
I win, he makes me vice president of Roc Nation.
People just be talking to Jay-Z like he's just a one-hit wonder recently, and I don't know why.
Well, listen, first of all, I love Kodak Black,
and y'all know I love Hov, but it's just a generational thing.
And he's a rapper.
How is he supposed to feel?
Jay-Z's the bar, right?
He's the top dog in hip-hop still.
How is Kodak Black supposed to feel?
Who else is he supposed to challenge?
And I think the main thing for this right now is Jay-Z saying
that nobody could see him.
So that's probably why.
That's what rappers do.
And that's what made Kodak Black say, I'll see you.
That's right.
Jay supposed to feel that way.
And by the way, he's always felt that way.
And the young rappers like Kodak and whoever else supposed to feel that way too.
How was he supposed to feel?
You're right. But the last couple of weeks, they've been talking about Jay like Jay's a one-hit wonder.
I don't know.
I don't think that.
I just think that these people have confidence in their catalogs.
Plus, if you want to challenge somebody, you want to go against.
The best.
That's what rap is about.
But do you think he could win?
No.
Not to me, but no, no.
Not to me, but I'm 43 years old.
It's generational for me.
It's kids Kodak age that would love Kodak over Jay-Z.
All right, now Moneybagg Yo has said that he has quit lean.
No more Waukesha.
He went on Twitter.
He said, I used to think being sober would F with my creative process.
I see that's just a mind thing because I've been more active, skin glowing,
and I've been dropping nothing but pressure.
No more Waukesha.
If you guys recall, when he was on The Breakfast Club,
here's what he had to say about lean. Do you feel like you need that Waukesha. If you guys recall, when he was on The Breakfast Club, here's what he had to say about lean.
Do you feel like you need that Waukesha to keep your lyrics going
and to keep your records big?
Is it one of those things that...
I feel like my mind is more deadly stronger than it,
but some people do need motivation.
You feel what I'm saying?
So I feel like when I'm in the studio, that is my motivation.
Smoking and just vibing.
What's the longest you've gone without doing any lean
or anything?
Like a year.
I don't want a year.
That's real.
I mean,
God gave that brother a talent,
you know,
way before somebody gave him,
you know,
some lean.
So tap into that talent,
not the lean.
Well,
I'm glad he doesn't feel like
he needs it as a crutch anymore.
Sometimes you think
you rely on something,
you're used to doing it,
and then you stop doing it
and you realize
it could be even better.
That's why I said God gave that brother a talent way before somebody gave him some lee.
So tap into the talent.
All right, now 2 Chainz bought Rolexes for his entire team,
and that's ahead of his final trap album coming out.
He said, bought 13 brand new Rollies, box and paper for the team for Christmas.
I appreciate all of y'all.
Thank you and thank me later.
That's dope.
So, I mean, these are all positive things.
And I'm going to tell you what Shaq did.
He also made the holiday season happier.
And this is for some kids.
He surprised a bunch of kids at an elementary school in Georgia.
He gave them free PS5s, Nintendo Switch systems, and other items.
He gave them some bikes, all kinds of things.
Here he is on Gary V's Audio Experience Podcast.
As long as I'm on this earth, I'm always trying to do what I can
to make sure kids get good toys.
I don't do promotional bullshit.
Good toys.
You know, I called, you know, my friend from Nintendo Switch.
Got about a thousand Switches sitting there.
I got about a thousand PS5s.
I went to Walmart and got bikes. no Switch. Got about a thousand Switches in there. I got about a thousand PS5s.
I went to Walmart and got bikes.
So, you know,
yesterday at this little
elementary school
in McDonough, Georgia,
kids were crying,
kids were happy.
And that's what
it's all about.
Shaq been doing that
for a long time,
so shout to Shaq.
Dropping the clothes
bonds for Shaq.
All right, and Aaliyah,
there's a posthumous album,
Unstoppable,
that's going to be coming out this month.
So they are saying right now that there are some features.
Barry Hankerson did confirm some of these features,
and Barry Hankerson is her uncle, who she was also assigned to on Blackground Records.
So they said Drake will be on there, Future will be on there.
You already heard the song that she put out, Poison, featuring The Weeknd.
I ain't heard that.
The song with The Weeknd and Aaliyah? Yeah, that song is
out now. Oh, wow. That's Aaliyah's record?
Mm-hmm. It's for her album. I know
The Weeknd's dropping this weekend. Yeah, so
that's Poison featuring The Weeknd.
That's her single from
that album. All right, and that is your
rumor reports. All right, thank you, Miss
Yee. Now, let's get to the People's Choice Mix. Get your requests in. Man, and that is your Rumor Reports. Alright, thank you, Miss Yee. Now, let's get to
the People's Choice Mix. Get your request in. And what are you talking
about? You on drugs? Well, I'm bugging.
You ended the show? I definitely
ended the show. A little bit.
I need to be. I need to be home. Damn, I'm
thinking of this. You can't say that. You talking about me, about
Missing the Mix. You know what words you can say, what you can't
say? Well, I don't know if I can do this donkey in a day.
You can eat groceries. There's no way to do this
donkey without saying eating groceries. I'm not going to pay my meter. donkey today. You can eat groceries. There's no way to do this donkey without saying eating
groceries. I'm not going to pay my meter. I'm leaving.
Or eating groceries. Four after the hour.
What is it called? Pabst Blue Ribbon
Beer needs to come to the front of the congregation.
We like to have a word with them.
I'll make it all make sense like I usually do.
Charlemagne's talking eating groceries when we
come back. How could I miss that? How was I going to miss that?
I ain't talking about groceries.
That's an old reference. I don't know if they know that. I'm talking
about eating.
What?
Salads. Alright, we'll get to it next. This is The Breakfast Club.
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It's time for Donkey of the Day. or wherever you get your podcasts. practice club bitches now i've been crying a lot in my 23 years but donkey of the day is a new one uh donkey of the day for wednesday january 5th goes to paps blue ribbon beer i think i'm
pronouncing that right is that even how you pronounce paps i don't know i'm sure the b is
silent but it wouldn't be past blue ribbon beer would it i don't know just let the record show i
am not a beer drinker uh my father used to let me sip out his Budweiser every now and then when I was a young lad,
which is probably one of the contributing factors to why I'm a little off today.
And in my early 20s, I used to drink a lot of beer.
Heineken, Coronas, Bud Light, Michelob, Money B.
I blame you for that.
I salute the Money B when he said weekends were made for Michelob on I Get Around.
I felt that.
Okay, you influenced all of that, right?
But what you quickly realize is that beer puts weight on you fast.
And when you, my height, which is about 5'6", maybe 5'7",
depending on my posture, okay,
when you that height and you get to like 200 pounds because of beer
and you start seeing Eric Cartman from South Park staring back at you in the mirror,
then it's time to put the tall boys down.
Now, I never drank Blue Ribbon, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
I sipped it once and it was gross.
The irony of this story is that some would say that Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like ass.
Well, as someone who has tasted both, let me be the first to tell you,
Bunky tastes better.
All right?
Way better.
Now, for anyone out there
who drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon,
God bless you,
Leonard McKelvey,
Uncle Sharla,
I want better for you.
That's first and foremost.
But I wonder,
how many people are drinking
Pabst Blue Ribbon?
All right?
I really want to know
because on January 3rd,
via Twitter,
it seems like they were
really reaching for attention.
All right?
See, the reason they are getting donk the day is because on january 3rd 2021 nobody and i mean nobody
said a damn thing to pap blue ribbon and they decided to tweet out and don't you dump this
red okay because i need to this needs to be in context. They tweeted out, not drinking this January?
With a question mark.
Try eating ass.
That's the tweet.
Okay.
That was the tweet from Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I'm not making this up.
Go see for yourself.
Okay, if we were on TV still,
it would be showing right now.
But I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking that Jadakiss in 2004
asked a simple
question why all right to late great larry king told me once charlamagne the best question you
can always ask in an interview is why and that's what i want to know right now why why did they
tweet this what's the correlation between eating bunkie and drinking pap's blue ribbon once again
i know what you're thinking pap's blue ribbon tastes like bunkie i push back on that bunkie and drinking paps blue ribbon once again i know what you're thinking paps blue ribbon
tastes like bunkie i push back on that bunkie tastes better now on twitter at through and
through dave replied to paps blue ribbon tweet and said pbr our ass what's the difference
valid question and paps blue tweeted back, ask your mom.
I'm not making any.
That's funny.
Now, the vice president of marketing for PBR sent out an email and the statement said,
we apologize about the language and content of recent tweets.
The tweets in question were written in poor judgment by one of our associates. In no way does the content of these tweets reflect the values of paps and our associates
we're handling the matter internally and have removed the tweets from our social platforms
yeah all that's great but once again why all right there's a great movie on netflix right now
called don't look up stars leonardo dicaprio jonah hill jennifer lawrence i saw critics killing it i
know a lot of people didn't like it it It was getting terrible reviews. Personally, I loved it. I watched it twice over the holidays. Only thing I
didn't love about it was the fact that it was labeled satire. There is nothing satirical about
it. All right. Satire, sketches, spoofs. All right. Those things don't hit the same because life as we
know it right now, the world we live in is so absurd.
All right. The things that used to be considered satire are just real life.
And this is another example of that. A tweet like this about derriere dining used to be seen on the boondocks.
A tweet like this used to be seen on Chappelle's show. This was on in living color.
This is something a comedy writer would write. Now, this is our existence. This is our world.
And what's sad is I personally believe folks are sitting around thinking of how to garner attention.
Remember that saying all publicity is good publicity?
I never used to believe that.
But I think it's a lot of truth to it.
Especially now.
Folks don't care about anything but engagement.
If it gets retweets, if it gets likes, if it gets people talking, that's all folks care about.
I just personally want folks to be more creative.
If you're going to do it, okay, y'all got hundreds of millions of dollars, tens of millions of dollars, whatever it is.
If you're going to brainstorm ideas to chase clout, can we dig a little deeper than a bulky buffet?
Can we?
Huh?
Please give Paps Blue Ribbon the sweet sound of the hammer tones.
Oh, now you are the donkey
of the day.
You are the donkey
of the day.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw.
Well, thank you for that donkey of the day Yes indeed
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Eat the bread.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Ye, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
It's time for Ask Ye. Hello, who's this?
How you doing? My name's Jonathan.
Jonathan, what's up? What's your question for Ye?
So I am
a musical artist and uh I make music and I'm in a relationship we've been in a relationship almost
two years got a beautiful little girl and uh we don't really argue until I go to the studio and
so it kind of it kind of take a toll a little bit so I'm kind of trying to see like what's your
opinion like should I should I keep going to yo or should I take a break on it bit. So I'm kind of trying to see, like, what's your opinion? Like, should I keep going to the yo or should I take a break on it?
You know what I'm saying?
What's the arguments about when you go to the studio?
Like, why I be gone so long?
Sometimes she be like, oh, you probably wouldn't know the female stuff like that.
You know, I really don't.
I don't do none of that teen stuff, none of that.
Were you a musician when you guys first met?
Yep.
So you've been doing this?
Yes.
And so now she doesn't like it.
Is it, you know, how old is the baby?
She is three months.
We're four months now.
And so for your girlfriend,
has she been, she's been complaining before the baby?
Like when did the complaining start?
I mean, it's kind of always been there because yeah, it's kind of just always been there low key. It's like every time I go to a report, it'd be, you know, she was trying to tell
me not to go and stuff like that. Yeah. Now let me ask you this. You're asking, should you quit
your music career? Is that what you want to do?
No, I'm not going to quit.
I would take like a break or something.
I just need an outside opinion, you know?
Listen.
Because some people tell me, no, don't take no break.
Don't do none of that.
Just keep doing it.
And, you know, deal with it is what I would do.
I would say a few things.
Because I do believe in life balance.
And especially with a three month old in the house.
I know that's probably not easy for her.
So she may need you around a little more than normal right now in particular.
And so I can't I can't speak to that as much.
But I will say that if you want to be successful in music, it is a lot of time and dedication that you have to put into it.
But you also have to put a lot of time and dedication into your relationship.
And so what I think is that just like she is going to have to compromise, so will you.
So what that might mean is that there are certain times that you dedicate to handling your responsibilities with her,
just like there's times that you dedicate to handling your responsibilities in the studio.
Just like you schedule studio time, make sure you schedule time to hold down the responsibilities in the studio. For sure. Just like you schedule studio time,
make sure you schedule time
to hold down the responsibilities with your woman
so she knows that she's just as important.
But I will say this is a common issue
for people who are in businesses
where they travel a lot
or they're expected to be away from home a lot
because it isn't easy
for the other person to have to deal with,
but it does require a lot of communication.
Like if she calls you, make sure you answer the phone or that you respond right away.
That's important.
Is there any reason that she should have in the past that she doesn't trust you?
Or is it just she wants you home?
Yeah, a little bit of both.
A little bit of both.
So you've done things in the past?
Yeah, I have.
Okay.
So I'm sure that's part of it too.
And she's in the process of rebuilding trust with you.
And it's hard when somebody goes off the grid like that.
So you have to be understanding of that as well.
Okay.
So when she calls you or when she tries to contact you or text you,
are you responsive all the time?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I am.
I always text back.
I always answer the phone You know
And
Has she ever been
To the studio with you?
I tried to get her to go
But she don't want to
Sit there quiet
For that long
Right
I'm pretty sure
My baby ain't gonna
Sit there quiet for that long
So maybe there's times
That you're in the studio
Working and she could come
And just have lunch with you
And you could leave
For a little while
And then go back
Just to take a break
And to be able to see her but just think of the little
things that you could do to show her that you're making an effort and that you care but i don't
believe that you should give up your career but i do believe you'll have to make certain sacrifices
just like for her having a baby she had to make certain sacrifices oh yeah and so and like you
said you have something to prove because of things that have happened in the past. So work on those things.
Okay.
All right.
I hope you guys get through it.
All right.
Thank you.
And I appreciate it.
No problem.
All right.
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It's Ask Yee. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy with Angela Yee. It's Ask Yee.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're in the middle of Ask Yee.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, good morning, everybody.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, bro.
First time I ever make it to you guys.
I'm nervous right now.
Welcome.
Happy New Year.
Thank you, guys. Happy New Year.
So, basically,
to just sum it all up,
me and my
baby mom, we have a daughter,
and over the years, we try to make
it work, and we couldn't.
And what happened right now is that
I'm just caught in a little dilemma where I'm like,
I don't know if I should just take her to court
and just fight for custody,
even though it'll probably be very difficult,
but I still want to go for it because she even withholds her from me.
And then she complains like, oh, you never, you never wear her.
I'm like, yeah, because, you know, you don't even like tell me.
Basically, it's more just because I see my daughter every, you know,
literally any other moment i can
whenever she wants to it's not a matter of you know like let's have a set schedule now she'll
be like oh now so this this weekend i got something planned with her so no you can't
and then she'll call me like last second like oh he can't pick her up i'm like no like i can't do
that you can't just have me on the line like oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, come pick her up now. And it's just other things with my daughter that, you know, she's just not doing properly,
or at least as well as I would have.
Things like my daughter's not cleaning up after herself when she plays or, you know,
when she eats and things like that.
My daughter still can't drive herself properly.
You know, she's four years old.
I'm not trying to put so much, you know, like, I'm not trying to have a perfect daughter,
but, you know, these are just little things
that you grow up on.
But if you don't, you know,
if you're not putting a little bit of effort
as, you know, as we're growing up,
then, you know, it's going to be difficult
teaching her these things.
And then, like, when my biggest thing
is when she plays with toys,
she just breaks them,
and she doesn't really, like,
care for her toys like that.
Mm-hmm. Which is, like, you know, that's just not for me. For doesn't really, like, care for her toys like that. Mm-hmm.
Which is, like, you know, that's not for me.
For me, I'm like, you have to take care of your toys.
You have to be nice and gentle with your teens.
I mean, she's a little girl.
You can't, you know, can't be teaching her,
oh, yeah, go break your toys, I'm going to go buy you a new one,
because that's going to lead to, like, worse things down the line.
Right.
Okay, so it sounds like you guys have a difference
in how you want to raise your daughter, but even more urgently, it sounds like you want to make sure that you have a fixed visitation and you need some mediation. And I will say for men who have issues with when they get to see their daughter and the mom using the child as a tool against the dad, I do encourage you to get mediation and go to court and do what you need to
do. Because if she goes before you, they'll look at her more favorably. If you initiate things and
show that you want to be a responsible father and you want to make sure you see your daughter and
that you can alternate and have joint custody and establish that, then she's going to have to abide
by those rules. And sometimes when you try to deal with somebody directly and there's emotions
involved, as there are in your situation, you guys can't come to an agreement.
Yeah.
And so I can see that is really important to you, which I think it should be.
It should be important to all dads to be able to see their kids.
And I think it's unfortunate when the mother doesn't want that to happen in that way, because it's better for her to establish a routine and for you to be around her as much as you can.
She should be grateful that you are in your child's life.
Yeah, I know.
I definitely see that.
But one of the biggest points why I never even took her to court
is because, well, I'm a child that's separated parents as well.
And just growing up and seeing my mom and my dad,
it wasn't even shade.
They would just straight up tell me,
yo, I hate your mom or I hate your dad.
And just constantly having to be outside right there in Jamaica.
Because I know both of my parents in a court fighting over me.
It's like I hated that when I was growing up.
Right.
And I told her that.
They were like, yo, I do not want this for my daughter.
And lo and behold, she did not care.
And she was like, nah, we're going to do it like this.
And both of her parents were together.
And I'm like, you probably won't understand what she's going to go through.
So I know what she's going to go through.
I know what she's going to think.
I know what she's going to feel.
And it's just, you know, I hate it right now.
Yeah.
No, and you're right.
That's unfortunate.
And I do encourage people to also make sure with your children,
because you see what you went through as a kid.
And did you have anybody to talk to when you were growing up?
Definitely not.
I had to just manifest that on my own.
I had to just make peace with it.
And it took a lot.
Because I would encourage you when you go to court to also get family counseling.
And that is for you, for the mom, to understand how you guys can co-parent together more effectively.
And then also for the child to be able to have somebody to discuss her feelings with. And so I think that's
important, the awareness that you have of what you
were lacking growing up
and how that affected you, you want to make sure
that doesn't happen for your child.
I didn't even know that was an option.
Yeah, no.
Not so much for us,
because for us,
we're probably not going to change.
That's not true.
You guys need the proper tools to learn how you can communicate with each other
and how to effectively deal with each other.
This is somebody you're going to have to deal with.
I know.
So I think for the benefit of the child, because that's what this is all about,
above everything else, these are things that you have to really fight to implement.
I'm just going to have to go for it.
Because even though I've been fighting it
literally since my daughter was born,
I was fighting it.
It's hard to see the light
at the end of the tunnel,
but you have to be really proactive.
I guess you're right.
All right.
No, I'm sorry.
I can see how frustrated you are.
But I will say mediation, counseling, as far as being able to co-parent,
and making sure your child has someone to talk to who's a professional.
Yeah.
Because I definitely would have felt down out growing up.
So I definitely want to see her at least have somebody that can at least bring some light to this.
Because she's only four.
Yeah.
Start it now.
She can see what's going on and feel it.
All right.
Well, good luck to you.
All right.
Thank you, Angelique.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Peace, peace, peace.
All right.
Have a good one, brother.
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Yes, and let's talk about Blackest.
Michelle Obama made her appearance last night.
We'll tell you what happened.
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Yes, so you guys know it is the eighth and final season of Black-ish.
And yesterday's episode, That's What Friends Are For,
it was the premiere of the eighth and final season.
And Michelle Obama was starring on the episode.
Now, the way it all starts is there's a When We All Vote fundraiser. There's a surprise guest.
And they think the surprise guest is going to be John Legend.
They said it's always John Legend
but of course the mystery guest ends up being
Michelle Obama. They hit it off at
the fundraiser and then she ends up
going to dinner at their
house on Black-ish and here
is what happens
when they announce to the family
that there's a guest coming to
dinner. Michelle Obama's coming
to dinner. What?
We are actually available to meet Mrs. L.
All of you are banned, okay?
Because this, this is something that's just for Dre and I.
Yes.
No.
That is right.
No, it's right.
Ain't nobody gonna be able to do that.
All right, all right.
Hold on, hold on.
Y'all know how I feel about somebody from the government coming in this house.
Yeah.
But we talking about Mrs. Michelle Obama.
Come on.
Say it again.
What you cooking?
She coming in the house for dinner.
What you cooking?
What's the first thing you cooking?
I was wondering, would they even let you cook for her because of the Secret Service?
Like, don't they?
I mean, I don't know.
Test the food.
That's what I see on movies.
I don't know if that's in real life.
You know what I mean?
Would they just let her eat at somebody's house? I mean I don't know test the food that's what I see on movies I don't know if that's in real life you know what I mean but I don't
would they just let her
eat at somebody's house
I think that would be
an acting president
in
why
she got the protection
for at least what
another 15 years
you think they check
all the food all the time
I don't know
that's what I'm asking
I just I don't know
but what happens
when they go out
to eat at a restaurant
it's the same thing
because someone has
to cook your food
do they do that
no matter where you are
yeah they go out
I saw she was at a restaurant
the other day and saw Lonnie Love.
And Lonnie Love didn't know she was there.
But then they came over to her and was like, yeah, Michelle Obama's here.
I don't know.
I seen her at McDonald's one time.
Shut up.
Anyway, yeah, so they actually sit down together at dinner.
And here's what the conversation sounds like.
They're in that teenage phase where they never want to be anywhere near their family.
Like, ever.
I get it.
When our girls were that age, you should have seen how they roll their eyes.
Especially at their father.
Really?
Oh, God.
But it's all love.
It's all love.
See?
It's all love.
Thank you.
That's what we tell ourselves.
Listen, I will tell myself that.
I hate it.
I haven't seen that episode yet, but I hate it.
I hate the fact that everybody tells me it's a phase, but I really can't stand it.
Having a 13-year-old.
Man, let me tell you something.
She definitely treats me that way
I used to roll my eyes so much
When I was younger
That my dad used to be like
Your eyes are gonna get stuck up there
If you keep on doing that
I used to do that all the time
My son did it for a little bit
But
Dang the sons do it
I don't have no sons
Sons do it too?
Just for a little bit
I always hear the daughters do it
I never heard the sons do it
My daughters were good
Madison was good
Logan for a little bit
But then he over it.
All right.
Well, he know he can beat you now.
He can't beat me.
No, Logan can definitely beat you.
He definitely can beat you.
Please.
He broke his hand.
He can't beat me.
He broke his hand.
That's the only reason.
It's a technicality.
You better show him now.
You better show him now.
All right.
And I do want to shout out to our girl Spice
And to Etana
They are two female dance hall artists
And they've been nominated for best reggae album
For the Grammys and they've made history
That's the first time in the Grammys that we have two women
Vying for that award
So that's a huge step
For women and making sure that you can
Accomplish your goals so congratulations to both of them
Salute to Spice
Alright now Kanye West and Julia Fox went on a double date
with Nori and Neri, his wife, in Miami.
So I saw the two of them posting up.
So they went to a Broadway play.
I thought that was in New York.
Oh, yeah, no, sorry.
It was in New York.
They were in Carbone's in Miami and in New York.
Yeah, they went to Carbone and...
Wait, they went to Carbone in Miami and then to a Broadway play in New York? I think you're mixing two stars. No, they went to Carbone's on Sunday in Miami and in New York. Yeah, they went to Carbone and... Wait, they went to Carbone in Miami and then to a Broadway play in New York?
I think you're mixing two stars.
No, they went to Carbones on Sunday in Miami
and then Monday they went to a play
and then they went to Carbones in New York.
No, I don't think...
Nori and his wife weren't with them last night.
Oh, in Miami.
Sunday in Miami.
So first they went out in New York
and then they went to Miami and went on a double date.
Other way around.
They went to Miami first and then went to New York.
All right.
Well, anyway, clearly that's a real thing
if you're going on double dates and everything already.
Only reason I know, I was trying to figure out who Julia Fox is.
Who is she?
She's not black.
And Kanye should really shock the world and get with a black woman.
That'll really, really.
Like Kanye loves headlines.
And Kanye loves, you know, attention, attention grabbing.
Pop up with a black woman.
Kanye dates black women. We've seen you with too many white women already. Get with a black woman. Kanye dates black women.
We've seen you with too many white women already.
Get with a black woman.
Who does Julia Fox do?
What does she do?
She's an actress.
Never heard of her.
She was in that movie, Uncut Gems,
that Adam Sandler did on Netflix.
You guys never saw Uncut Gems?
No.
Never heard of her.
I didn't know who she was.
Okay, well, I didn't...
Still don't know who she is.
Recognize her.
Y'all not doing a good job explaining.
But I did see Uncut Gems.
She's an actress.
She's not black, though.
Get you a black woman, yeah.
What other movie she was in?
I mean, that's the only one I know of.
Uncut Gems was a big movie.
Get you a black woman, Kanye.
Kanye, if you really want to shake the game up, get with a black woman.
Nobody's expecting you to do that.
Nobody's expecting that one.
In the meantime, they're saying Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson just jetted off to the Bahamas.
Drop on the clues box for big PDD. Nobody's expecting that way. In the meantime, they're saying Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson just jetted off to the Bahamas.
Dropping the clues box for Big Petey D.
Kanye gonna wind up right in the Bahamas now.
What?
Go follow him right there.
Big Petey D.
Big D Davidson is what we call him.
It's so weird.
They're both very publicly dating.
Is that what you call him? I wonder if he does things in response to be like, she's doing this, let me, because you could,
you could not publicly be
doing certain things
and out and about,
but.
I don't know anything about it.
When you go to the bathroom,
right,
and you're both in the urinal,
do you,
do you see like,
let me see what you feel.
In one urinal?
First of all,
you've never seen Guy Code.
The first episode of Guy Code,
we discussed that
10 years ago.
What'd you do,
you check about it?
No,
you don't even stand next to the guy
in the urinal.
Make it true,
I don't know. What if it's only two? See, clearly you don't even stand next to the guy in the urinal. Make it true. I don't know.
What if it's only two?
See, clearly you didn't
used to watch Guy
coming back in the day
with myself and Pete Davidson
and Andrew Schultz, huh?
I stand next to you
when we meet.
No, you don't.
That's never happened.
Yes, it is.
Only two urinals.
The moral of the story
is drop on the clues bombs
for Big D Davidson.
All right?
That's what we call him
out here in these streets.
Petey D!
Yo, what's wrong with you, man? All right. That's your rumor report, I guess. That's what we call them out here in these streets. Petey D. Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
All right.
That's your rumor report, I guess.
That's my guy.
I love Pete, man.
We know.
All right.
Salute to Amy, his mom.
That's my guy.
All right.
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It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Donkeys of the Day, ask Shogomay.
I'm a Democrat, so being Donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed place.
So like a donkey.
Keyhole.
Donkey of the Day.
The Practice Club, bitches.
Now I've been crazy a lot in my 23 years, but donkey of the day is a new one.
Donkey of the day for Wednesday, January 5th goes to Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
I think I'm pronouncing that right.
Is that even how you pronounce Pabst?
I don't know.
I'm sure the B is silent, but it wouldn't be past Blue Ribbon Beer, would it?
I don't know.
Just let the record show I am not a beer drinker.
My father used to let me sip out his Budweiser every now and then when I was a young lad,
which is probably one of the contributing factors to why I'm a little off today.
And in my early 20s, I used to drink a lot of beer.
Heineken, Coronas, Bud Light, Michelob, Money B.
I blame you for that.
I salute the Money B when he said weekends were made for Michelob on I Get Around.
I felt that. OK, you influenced all of that, all right?
But what you quickly realize is that beer puts weight on you fast.
And when you, my height, which is about 5'6", maybe 5'7", depending on my posture, okay,
when you that height and you get to like 200 pounds because of beer
and you start seeing Eric Cartman from South Park staring back at you in the mirror,
then it's time to put the tall boys down.
Now, I never drank Blue Ribbon, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
I sipped it once and it was gross.
The irony of this story is that some would say that Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like ass.
Well, as someone who has tasted both, let me be the first to tell you,
Bunky tastes better.
All right?
Way better.
Now, for anyone out there who drinks Pabst Blue
Ribbon, God bless you. Leonard
McKelvey, Uncle Sharla, I want better for you.
That's first and foremost. But I wonder
how many people are drinking
Pabst Blue Ribbon? All right?
I really want to know because on January
3rd via Twitter, it
seems like they were really reaching for
attention. All right? See, the reason
they are getting donkier today is because on january 3rd 2021 nobody and i mean nobody said a damn thing to pap blue
ribbon and they decided to tweet out and don't you dump this red okay because i need to this
needs to be in context they tweeted out not drinking this January? With a question mark.
Try eating ass.
That's the tweet.
Okay.
That was the tweet from Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I'm not making this up.
Go see for yourself.
Okay, if we were on TV still, it would be showing right now.
But I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking that Jadakiss in 2004 asked a simple question.
Why?
All right?
To late great Larry King told me once,
Charlemagne, the best question you can always ask in an interview is why?
And that's what I want to know right now.
Why?
Why did they tweet this?
What's the correlation between eating Bunky and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Once again, I know what you're thinking.
Pabst Blue Ribbon tastes like Bunky.
I push back on that.
Bunky tastes better.
Now, on Twitter, at through and through, Dave replied to Pabst Blue Ribbon tweet and said,
PBR, our ass.
What's the difference?
Valid question.
And Pabst Blue Ribbon tweeted back, ask your mom.
I'm not making any.
That's funny.
Now, the vice president
Of marketing for PBR
Sent out an email
And the statement said
We apologize about
The language and content
Of recent tweets
The tweets in question
Were written in poor judgment
By one of our associates
In no way
Does the content
Of these tweets
Reflect the values
Of Paps and our associates
For handling the matter
Internally
And have removed
The tweets from our Social platforms Yeah all that's great but once again why all right there's a great movie
on netflix right now called don't look up stars leonardo dicaprio jonah hill jennifer lawrence
i saw critics killing it i know a lot of people didn't like it it was getting terrible reviews
personally i loved it i watched it twice over the holidays. Only thing I didn't love about it was the fact that it was labeled satire.
There is nothing satirical about it.
All right.
Satire, sketches, spoofs.
All right.
Those things don't hit the same because life as we know it right now, the world we live in is so absurd.
All right.
The things that used to be considered satire are just real life.
And this is another example of that. A tweet like this about derriere dining used to be seen on the boondocks.
A tweet like this used to be seen on Chappelle's show. This was on in living color.
This is something a comedy writer would write. Now, this is our existence.
This is our world. And what's sad is I personally believe folks are sitting around thinking of how to garner attention.
Remember that saying all publicity is good, good publicity.
I never used to believe that, but I think it's a lot of truth to it.
Especially now, folks don't care about anything but engagement.
If it gets retweets, if it gets likes, if it gets people talking, that's all folks care about.
I just personally want folks to be more creative.
If you're going gonna do it okay
y'all got hundreds of millions of dollars tens of millions of dollars whatever it is if you're
gonna brainstorm ideas to chase clout can we dig a little deeper than a bulky buffet can we huh
please give paps blue ribbon the sweet sound to the hammer tones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey
of the day.
Yee-haw.
Yee-haw.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.
Yes, indeed.
All right, when we come back,
we got the positive note and more,
so don't move.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Yes, he did. Alright, when we come back, we got the positive note and more so don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's
DJ Envy, Angela
Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast
Club. Good morning. Good morning.
Oh, you know what? I want to shout out
our old intern, Olanike Nikki.
She got married in Nigeria.
She got married in Nigeria.
Nice. Yes, over this
past holiday. So congratulations to her and her husband, Mide.
Congrats.
Dropping the Clues bonds for Nikki.
Nikki, you deserve it as well.
Good for you, Nikki.
Absolutely.
And congrats to your husband.
You got it good.
Shout out to everybody out there.
I love when people get married.
It's always a beautiful thing, man.
Shout out to everybody out there getting married or about to get married, engaged.
Shout out to you guys as well, all right we come back we got the positive notes to breakfast club
morning everybody it's dj envy angela yee charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club
good morning what's happening all right well it's time to get up out of here. You guys enjoy your day.
Wear your mask.
I know on the East Coast, I know the weather's pretty disgusting.
So just be careful out there today.
And you got a positive note, Charlemagne?
I do, man.
It's a lot of people, you know, smooth to my dude, Arthur.
He just asked me what, you know, I'm reading for the new year.
And I'm currently reading Set Boundaries, Find Peace, A Guide to Reclaiming Yourself.
It's a book by Dr. Nedra Glover Taw wab it's a new york times bestseller it's been out for a while i'm the one that's
that's late you probably seen her on red table talk and everything else but yeah setting boundaries
is something that we all should be you know striving to do for 2022 man and uh always
remember that if somebody throws a fit because you set boundaries, it's just more evidence the boundary is needed.
Breakfast club, bitches!
You all finished or you all done?
Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag.
This is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan.
On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.