The Breakfast Club - Reasonably Shady: Grab & Twist!

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

The Black Effect Presents... Reasonably Shady! In this episode, Gizelle and Robyn talk about Juan’s juicing fad, Gizelle’s hockey experience, the Menendez brothers, streaming shows, superpowers, U...PS drivers, listener letters, D.C., toilet paper thievery, a shady fact check and more!          +Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ReasonablyShady  +Get in touch with the show: whatsup (at) reasonablyshady (dot) com  || Keep up with us on IG: ReasonablyShady  || Follow Robyn: robyndixon10  || Follow Gizelle: gizellebryant || See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, y'all. Nimini here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. -♪ Flash, slam, another one gone, fast bam, another one gone. -♪ The cracker, the bat, and another one gone.
Starting point is 00:00:23 -♪ The tit, but a cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And if you get with me, did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Check it! Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because
Starting point is 00:00:56 in order to make history, you have to make some noise! Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Leighton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the
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Starting point is 00:03:09 Live, love, mess. Listen to Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Faustin on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Giselle Bryant. What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with us Once again, yes, Robin Dixon in the house. What kind of is this a body suit? No
Starting point is 00:03:49 It's like a shirt. Okay, like a shirt. Yeah It's cute cuz I sound like the little little rib. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a shirt that you know tucks in I'll send you the link. Yes, please. Is it is it sheen? No. Thank God. No, I told you I'd sent all that shit back. Yeah, it's good. Did you get your money back? That's a good question. I don't know. Because they probably have a non-send back to us
Starting point is 00:04:15 in their fine line. So I know I got the confirmation that they got my return and they did say that there was one item that I sent back that was non-returnable or final sale, but they were like, but in this instance, we will- Wave it? Yeah, we'll take it, you know, in hopes of you being a customer and blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Like they did me a solid, but I'm like, thanks. But yeah, no. Ram said thanks, but no thanks. And then I knew that I had two items that were final sale. So I still have them, but yeah, they're like straight polyester. So I would like to donate them to somebody. Give it to one Corrie has a girlfriend, give it to her.
Starting point is 00:04:57 There we go, boom. Anyway, do you have a shady moment? ["Darkest Night of the Year"] Nothing like super shady. I do want to say this is so funny. So we recently got into juicing in my house. Yes, let's discuss. Yes, we bought a juicer. Yep.
Starting point is 00:05:18 You should tell me I would have given you mine, but go ahead. Oh really, because you don't use it? I haven't used it. I was all into juicing it, then I fell off, but go ahead. Okay, so this one don't use it? I haven't used it. I was all into juicing it then I fell off, but go ahead. Okay. So this one is, all right. So, so it's crazy. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:28 So I already have a juicer that I purchased a long time ago. It might've even been a wedding gift. I don't know. It was one of those, it was like a, it was, I don't know. It's popular, it was expensive. And I never used it because everyone says, oh, it's, they're just so hard to clean and blah, blah, blah. Right. They are. So I never used it because everyone says, oh, they're just so hard to clean and blah, blah, blah. Right, they are.
Starting point is 00:05:47 So I never used it. So it's just been like sitting in my pantry forever. So then of course, Instagram, couple of things. Recently, like Juan is like all into his health and he gets influenced on Instagram when he sees something, when people are like, oh, don't eat this, don't eat that, don't do this, don't do that. So he saw this juicer, he was like, oh, don't eat this, don't eat that, don't do this, don't do that. So he saw this juicer, he was like,
Starting point is 00:06:07 okay, let's buy this juicer. And I was like a little hesitant because I'm like, we already have one, we never use it, blah, blah, blah. So it came, it's by a company called Kuvings, K-U-V-I-N-G-S, if anyone is interested. It was like $699. What? Yes, but it's amazing.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Like so. It better be. I know. $699. Oh, and then let me rewind. I bought one before on Amazon, it was smaller. Yeah. It was probably like 80 something bucks, right?
Starting point is 00:06:38 It's you, like when you pay a lot, when you pay good money for something, like there's a reason why. Okay? Yeah, of course. However, go ahead. I know. So, I mean, so the machine is amazing and beautiful
Starting point is 00:06:53 and it works really well and the cleanup is really easy. Okay. But like, I might put in like six apples, 10 carrots, like a whole bunch of shit, and you literally get like two ounces of juice. You get nothing. You get nothing. You get so crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Pairs give you good juice. Oh, they do? Okay, that's good to know. So we'll add that. But I'm like, this is insane, the amount of fruit that you actually, or fruit or vegetables or whatever that you have to put in this machine
Starting point is 00:07:25 to get a decent amount of juice out. And then where are you getting your fiber now? And then that too. So, I mean, you would, so, so my mindset it's not that juicing is replacing food. Okay. It's more so we don't want to purchase and I drink water in the house.
Starting point is 00:07:40 So I really only drink water for the most part. So this is more so for my kids and for Juan. So that they're not drinking like store bought fruit juice. Because no wonder when you look on the label and it says 10%, it's really, okay, you buy strawberry lemonade or whatever. And it's really only like 10% real fruit juice and the rest is all like added flavor, artificial stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Well, no wonder because you can't get a whole bunch of real fruit juice out of. And you see what goes into the cost of it, right? Right. So yeah, no, you can't. Yeah. So it's crazy. So I like the juicer not to replace food. So I get my fiber.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Where's the shady moment here? The shady moment is like how much food, how much little juice. No, the shady moment is your $8,000 juicer. No, $699. Yes, that $699, $700 for a juicer. It's amazing. I don't give a damn. It's quiet.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You just like throw everything in the top. No, no. And it just throws its thing. Are we gonna talk about Juan rocking around the house screaming? Yeah, so Juan is like, I'm not eating food anymore. No, that's not how he said it. He said, I'm not eating food anymore. So I was like, oh my God, Juan, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:09:02 Are your pants getting too big? Like, are you gaining weight? Like, what's going on? Cause you are now angry. Right. And so he was like, I my God, Juan, are you okay? Are your pants getting too big? Like, are you gaining weight? Like what's going on? Cause you are now angry. And so he was like, I'm just not doing it. So then he said he, he's been doing research for the past hour, hour and a half doing food research. And he's like, fuck all the food.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I ain't eating shit. But this is going to be good. No, this is good for you. But he used the juicer yesterday and put like spinach and like it's still, you get nothing. So I'm like, I don't know what you're gonna do then if you're not eating food. Why I'm gonna be walking around hungry, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:31 That's what why I'm gonna be doing. It's gonna be scary. But no, these damn juic, like the juicing situation, it's nice, it's lovely. Now you know why it's so expensive. When you go to those juice bars that do like. Parade, pure. Yeah, pure raw, I don't know, all of them, whatever. Like I go to one juice bars, I do like. Yeah, like, puree. Pure, pure? Yeah, pure raw.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I don't know, all of them, whatever. All of them. Like, I go to one in Fulton, Maple Lawn, called Sunset Raw, and we actually filmed there. Yeah. But now you know why. I got mad at them, but go ahead. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Okay, sorry. It's okay. No, they're great though. Go there. Yeah. Okay. They just won't make your stuff. Like, I ordered and I left to go, there's a bakery next door to go to the bakery and they wouldn't make it until I was there.
Starting point is 00:10:07 So I was physically in the building. Oh, that's interesting. That was weird. Yeah, I wonder why. That's the reason. Yeah, but, Hateration, they have to sell. But now you know why this stuff costs so much.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yes, totally. Because you need so much, so many fruits and vegetables just to make a significant amount of juice. And as soon as I make it, like the kids, I mean, it's crushed between the three of them. It's good though, like juicing apples, I like to juice pink ladies with carrots.
Starting point is 00:10:35 It's really good. It's amazing. Yeah, then we'll juice like oranges with pineapple. Oranges, yes, that's great. Really good. Throw some pears in. Yeah, okay, so I'll do the pears. But yeah, if anyone has any recipes and stuff to send
Starting point is 00:10:48 or any more tips on like how to get more juice out of my juicing, because we are going to use my $699 juice. Now and to the end of time. And I hope and pray that shit don't break. Because you know, if it breaks to get the part back. There's a warranty. There's a warranty, okay. Robin, it's good. you know, if it breaks to get the part back. There's a warranty. There's a warranty.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Okay. Robin, it's good. All right. Let me tell you about my shady moment. So my friend Ashley Darby, your friend too, invited me to a Capitals game. It was their season opener. So this was not too long ago. I wasn't really prepared. Like I think the last time I got to a Capitals game
Starting point is 00:11:22 was like maybe 20, 25 years ago. I've never been to a hockey game. Never. Actually only time I've only experienced when Juan played with the Toronto Raptors and it was like, we were just in the building and the hockey team was playing. Yeah. But we were, it was just like passing through. So I've never experienced.
Starting point is 00:11:38 It was a thing. Please enlighten. Like sold out. So you're, you know, and you, and this is good for you because you walk into the Capitol Center. Yeah. And you're good. But once you walk into like where they play, it's freezing.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Right. Had no clue. And mind you, everybody's walking around with a sweatshirt on a hoodie on it. I'm like, oh, I was like, cute. My little, my little shirt, my little tank top. I was like, very cute. So as she looks at me, she was like,
Starting point is 00:12:02 oh, I think you're going to be cold. You need to buy something. I said, for what? Mind you, she had a hoodie like tied around her neck and long sleeve and I still didn't get it. She was prepared. She was highly prepared because the guy she was married to had season tickets.
Starting point is 00:12:18 So I went to a little gift shop, bought my little hoodie. This is not my shady moment. So I get in there and everybody's like going wild. They're going nuts. They're like screaming at the players. The players are fighting. It's a borderline line, like a housewife reunion going on. It's like grabbing helmets, throwing them on the floor.
Starting point is 00:12:37 The drama of it all, because you can't really hurt this. It's like WWE, yeah. Yes, you can't really hurt yourself. You're padded up. All those pads, right. Yes, but it's the drama of it. Right. And the crowds getting into it.
Starting point is 00:12:47 So then behind us was, I don't know if they were two guys, and they were big burly men, and they were like, "'Grab the dick and twist, grab the dick and twist!' And I was like, yes, grab the dick and twist, yes! Grab the dick and twist! Yes! Grab the dick and twist! What? Yes! Grab the dick and twist! And I was like, so other people started saying it. I think that's like a saying.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Grab the dick and twist. I never heard of that. Grab his dick and twist it! Oh my god, this is an MMA fight dude! Twist that dick! Twist his dick! Twist his dick! Twist his dick! Oh my God. Yes!
Starting point is 00:13:32 That's hilarious. It's like twist it, twist it! That's so funny. Mind you, you can't grab a hockey player's dick. Oh my gosh. You can't even...yeah, cause they have all that equipment on. Listen, it was a all that equipment on. Listen, it was a saying in my section, grab the dick and twist.
Starting point is 00:13:49 That was their saying. They weren't, this is actually, it's not really a shady moment. It was, I guess it could have been shady, but it was hilarious. And I absolutely loved those guys. And then towards the end, they were like, they're playing Jersey. And so, our team, who's our team? Washington, no, it's there. The Washington Capitals.
Starting point is 00:14:10 What is there? What's there? Oh, yeah, that's right. The capitals. I'm so crazy. The capital, they were playing Jersey. And so then they were like, nothing good comes out of Jersey. Nothing good. And so here go Ashley. You guys and I was like of Jersey, nothing good. And so here go Ashley, oh, Teresa, do you guys?
Starting point is 00:14:26 And I was like, Ashley, shut up. So then the guys were like, now these are like, you know, you can kind of suss out whether or not a guy watches Bravo. In my mind, I'm like, these guys do not watch Bravo. Then they started screaming, we are in like Potomac. I was like, ah, you know us. And then I think one of them said something about Reasoning Me Shady dome. I was like, ah, you know us.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And then I think one of them said something about reason to be shady. So I was like, yes. So then I was like, grab the dick and twist. Grab the dick and twist. It was amazing. Great times. That is awesome. I've never been to a hockey game, but I am always impressed how they're able to just like full on fist fight.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Like brawl, drag out, brawl. Oh yeah, but like they know it's kind of like a reunion. They know the fans need it. High entertainment. I guess it's like entertainment. It's like, yeah, it makes me think it's like WWE. But then, right, but you know, there is skill here because the goal is much smaller than like a lacrosse goal or,
Starting point is 00:15:25 well, just from my view, you know, don't quote me here people, but like it's, it's short. And it's, it's narrower or smaller, like way smaller than the soccer goal. And the goalie has on padding, has on, it looks like a robot, although not a robot, what those people call, the matrix, not the matrix, but like the Power Rangers, looks like a robot. All the other not a robot. What those people call? Yeah, matrix. Not the matrix. But like the Power Rangers looks like a Power Ranger. No, yeah. X-Men
Starting point is 00:15:53 equipment transformer looks like a trans transformer. There we go. And so this is I was telling you, I was like, there's no way a puck could get in because like they've got the thing covered with all their transformer equipment on. And she's like, you'll be surprised. And they got it in every time. I was like, oh, this is amazing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And then the goalies are like doing their splits and stuff to like stop them. And then they, you know, the other team score, because there's like, there's like lingo that I didn't know anything about. So when the other team scores, they have to like announce who the person is that scored. And then the whole crowd at the same time is like, who cares? Who cares? I'm like, oh my God, I got to get into all the lingo. So I have who cares and grab your dick and kiss.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Oh, that's so funny. Boom. Okay. I like grab your dick and kiss. I want to use that. Like when my kids, especially Corey, that too, but, but Corey thinks I'm his like buddy. And so he likes to just like wrestle and rough house.
Starting point is 00:16:57 And sometimes like, you know, play tackle me. No, grab the dick. No, you don't eat his dick. No, okay. Yes. Yeah. No. And you should be wrestling with him anymore. First of all, he's bigger than you. I know. I'm like, Cory, I'm your mom. I'm a female. Why are you doing this to me? I mean, he will like, not a headlock, but he'll like tackle me like a like do like a wow tackle onto the bed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:30 That's like, yes. Yeah. He'll jump like I'll be in my bed. This reminds me of this Instagram video. I gotta find it. It's this lady and she does this video of what being a mom to teenage boys is like. And the boys are all like in the phase. Nonsense.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You know, just doing all these movements around you and throwing the ball at your head. That is my life. So I'll be in the bed and Cory will just- Pounce? Take off running from my door. No. Jump.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Yes. Just like jump on top of my bed. Tell him yelling at buddies. He thinks I'm his little buddy. It's so crazy. No. Yeah, but so I can't grab his little buddy. You can only grab Juan's twist if you want to.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Yeah. Juan's dick and twizz. I don't know if he's going to like that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Moving on. Probably not.
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Starting point is 00:18:56 No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with the black powder, you know, with explosive warheads. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bulls. We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
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Starting point is 00:19:47 legendary boxer Heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson. I feel like there's always been a calling for you something higher. I Don't know. I always feel I feel that way as well. I guess everybody feels it here for a reason Yeah, okay, even if the suffer to help other people understand suffering is not as bad as we believe it is. I believe everybody learns from each other. Why are you here, you think? To show people that you know anything's possible if you don't give up, anything's possible.
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Starting point is 00:20:36 A podcast for all ages. One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th. I'm gonna toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimini, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out. Hey, y'all, Nimini here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast
Starting point is 00:20:55 for kids and families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. history to life through hip hop. ["Fast Slam"] Flash slam, another one gone. Bash bam, another one gone. The cracker to bat and another one gone. The tipper to cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure
Starting point is 00:21:15 from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it! And it began with me Did you know, did you know I wouldn't give up my seat
Starting point is 00:21:33 Nine months before Rosa He was Claudette Goldman Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to historical records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Hey everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Leighton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. It took drama and mayhem to an entirely new level. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, every backstab, blackmail and explosion, and every single wig removal together. Secrets are revealed as we rewatch every moment with you. Special guests from back in the day will be dropping by.
Starting point is 00:22:33 You know who they are. Sydney, Allison and Joe are back together on Still the Place with a trip down memory lane and back to Melrose Place. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello. And how would you feel if your doctor advised you to keep your life-altering medical procedure
Starting point is 00:23:10 a secret from everyone? And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our eleventh season of Family Secrets. Some of you have been with us since season one, and others are just tuning in.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Whatever the case, and wherever you are, thank you for being part of our Family Secrets family, where every week we explore the secrets that are kept from us, the secrets we keep from others, and the secrets we keep from ourselves. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I want to tell you all about two shows that I've been watching. Oh, yes. I know you've watched Monsters. I know you have. I have not. Oh, you haven't. The reason why I haven't watched it is because Ashley, once again, I was spending a lot of time with Ashley, told me their story. And I, cause I didn't really know
Starting point is 00:24:11 that they were getting abused. Yeah. And I remember like vaguely when it all like happened or when it was like news. And I remember it was, you know, yes, they killed their parents, but there was like, yeah, there was, but their parents were horrible. Yeah. So this is the Menendez brothers and they were, I can't remember who the father
Starting point is 00:24:32 worked for, but they're like uber rich and they killed their parents horrifically, like shot them up or something. But they were being totally sexually abused by both parents, mother and father. Like he would like, what do you call it ejaculate in their mouth? What like he was doing? It was like, wow, like that, like horrible. So and they've been in jail for like 35 years. Yeah, yeah, let them out. Right. Like enough. Yeah. And from what I understand, they're like the model jail citizens. Really?
Starting point is 00:25:05 Yeah. What is, and even if you, murder is what, 25 years? Like, yeah. Like if you get life, yeah, that's like 20 something. So maybe because it was two people, so they probably have two life sentences. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I think it's time.
Starting point is 00:25:21 And so I remember I saw like Kim Kardashian did the whole thing, like they need to come out. But no, I have not seen Monster. Yeah, I haven't time. I remember I saw Kim Kardashian did the whole thing, like they need to come out. But no, I have not seen Monster. Yeah, I haven't either. I will. The Old Man. I've talked about this before. I watched that.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Wait, is there a new season? Season two is out. It is? Yes. Oh. And I got into it. I watched maybe like two or three episodes the other night.
Starting point is 00:25:41 So good. Okay, what is that on again? That's on Hulu, because it's on FX, so Hulu. So Old Man, season two. If you didn't watch season one, definitely watch season one. It's intriguing. Yeah, I did watch season one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:53 And then How to Die Alone. That's on Hulu as well. So, and this might be good. Okay, so Old Man, you gotta watch that with Juan, cause he would like all that. Yeah, I think we did watch it together. Shoot him up, bang, bang. So Insecure with Issa Rae.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Remember the one of her girlfriends with like the curly hair who was kind of like the crazy one that would like say crazy stuff. You don't remember. I didn't really watch Insecure. Okay, well, Juan did. Yes. Okay, so anyway, she has her own show
Starting point is 00:26:22 and it's like has episodes or whatever. And it's funny, How to Dialogue. And it's over Loo. Oh, so that's a show and it's like, has episodes or whatever. And it's funny, How to Die Alone. And it's on Hulu. Oh, so that's a comedy. It's funny, yes. Okay, all right, on Hulu, all right. Yes, I enjoyed that. All right, cool.
Starting point is 00:26:33 And then I noticed, and I need to watch it because I think The Lincoln Lawyer comes back out. Oh, really? Yes, season three of The Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix comes back out. Okay, we love him. I can't remember his name, but he's like a cutie pie. Yeah, I can't remember his name either.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Okay. But I'm gonna watch that too. Okay, so old man, Lincoln Lawyer. Yes, how to dial on. How to dial on, okay. So we wanna read something because we love y'all when we say y'all, our fans, because we have one or two fans.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Okay, so this is from Jen Lancon. Okay, Lancon. Yeah, let's say Lancon. Jen. It says, Hey y'all, my fiancee, Tommy and I got married on the 26th of October and just want to see if I can get a shout out so I can play it on the DJ stand at the wedding. Oops. So we didn't make it. Okay, we're a little late. We're a little late.
Starting point is 00:27:34 But Jen, we love you and we wish you and Tommy the best. And you can take this clip and like send it to all your friends. Right. We do a little group chat. A little text chat. Okay, we're a little late. Okay, we're a little late. Yes, we're a little late, but we love y'all
Starting point is 00:27:47 and we congratulations. Yes, still want to send love and congrats. Yes, and we wish nothing but the best for your 100 years of being wedding bliss. Absolutely, remain best friends. Totally. And everything else will fall into place. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Oh my gosh, that's so funny. And we have some, ask us anything. I think, right, but I think that a lot of these we have answered, like for instance, if y'all could have one superpower, what would it be? And what would you do with it? Remember, haven't we answered the superpower? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:28:17 We haven't? Yeah, cause I don't know my answer. Well, so what is yours then? Oh, damn, we didn't answer it. Okay, that was the time. Okay, so I think my superpower would be, well, two things. One, I can see in the dark.
Starting point is 00:28:35 That would be your superpower? That's not my superpower, I just want y'all to know. Like sometimes, because I was watching this thing and with Cat Williams and somebody asked him, what is his superpower? He said he's clairvoyant. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I can see in the dark. That's not a superpower. Okay. I know it's not a superpower. Okay. Now let's get to my superpower. I'm just telling y'all about myself. Like I can see in the dark.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Really? Okay. But yes. Yeah. So my superpower would be that I could, oh yeah, like read somebody's mind. Do I wanna read your mind now? Yeah, I mean not mine, but someone else's.
Starting point is 00:29:11 It sounds good, but do I really wanna know what you're thinking? Right, yeah, no. I say no. No, I don't want that. Like I don't wanna know like the future, what the future holds, like I don't wanna know any of that. Yeah, but I do have a little bit of clairvoyance about me.
Starting point is 00:29:27 You do? Little bit, just a tad. Okay. Not a lot, I don't want anybody getting that. Like you can think of something, something comes to your mind and then like the next day it happens. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Or like that happened to me recently, it was a random person. I was like driving and I thought about this random person. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I need to call so and so. And then the next day. They called you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Yes. So you need to tap into that, Robin. You have the gift. The people call it the gift. Really? Yes. Okay. Yeah, but you have to own it.
Starting point is 00:29:56 You gotta be like, I got the gift. Okay. You gotta say it. Okay, I got the gift. Yeah. I got the gift. Yes, you got the gift, Robin. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:05 So like my mother has some of that. Cal has some of that too. Really? Cal can tell you about a person and they've had a conversation with him. He's had a conversation with somebody like one time. There's a random man that just walked into your house. Do you know who that is?
Starting point is 00:30:19 Into my house? Yeah, he just walked into his own place. He has dreads. He took a shoot. There he is. Oh, Mohamed. Okay. Hi, Mohamed. How you doing?
Starting point is 00:30:28 Good. I'm sorry. No worries. No worries. So we're at Robin's house and there was a random man that just walked. Okay. So Robin's office where our studio is near the front door, a random man walked past and Robin did not even see it.
Starting point is 00:30:43 No, I did not. I'm looking at you. And I see this. I mean, mind you, he's got on a baseball hat. He's got he's holding his shoes. So he knows, take his shoes off and sneak into the house. Right. Do you know Muhammad? Yes. Okay. Because Muhammad came through once friend from years ago. Okay. Does Muhammad eat food? Because once I needed these days, I wonder if they're going to have like lunch. If they're going to juice together. So that'd be a hot day. You know, it's crazy. Muhammad actually got Juan into juicing. Oh, well good. Okay. So maybe he brought some, he didn't bring any fruits. I saw he was empty-handed.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Okay. Moving on. What is your superpower? Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe I can remember everything I read. That'd be a good superpower. Mmm. That would be. Yes. That would be a great one. Everything I read, I remember. Okay. And can tell you back. Okay. Um, I would like to fly. In the sky? Yes. Like a bird? Yes. I like that. I like to be able to fly. Just fly anywhere. Yeah. Just get to like, just zoom around. Like, okay. That's what I would like to be able to do. I like that. I like to be able to fly, just fly anywhere. Yeah. Just get to like, just zoom around. Like, okay. That's what I would like to be able to do. I like that. And then that way that alleviates planes.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Did you, it alleviates a lot of stuff. Did you used to, so when I was a kid, I used to run really fast and try to fly, but it never worked. What kind of childhood did you have? Cause that shit was your childhood. Was disturbing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I literally would just run, take off running and then expect to like, fly, what? Propel myself into the, Who are your parents? I actually know your parents and they have since, but you don't. What? I tried, you know, have sense, but you don't. What?
Starting point is 00:32:26 I tried, you know, I mean, if you don't try, you don't know. Like so. Okay. But you didn't want to ask or you didn't think like there's something called gravity. They didn't teach you that in school. Maybe but maybe I just thought if I ran fast enough, I would take off. Listen, we're going to give you a superpower. Your ass going to be flying. I want to fly. Clearly I want take off. I just would take off. Listen, we're gonna give you a superpower. Your ass gonna be flying.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I wanna fly. Clearly I want to fly. Jeez, this is a mess. Robin is hilarious. Oh my gosh. Okay, moving on. Okay, so I want to read about the UPS drivers. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:04 This is from Al Yes. Okay. This is from Alyssa. Okay. So Alyssa says, Hey ladies, following up on the UPS guy conversation from a few episodes ago. My husband is a UPS driver and yes, he's sexy and he has great legs.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Ha ha ha. But seriously, I wanted to mention that they are not allowed to enter anyone's home. They are instructed to only step one foot in someone's doorway to avoid any false allegations or misconduct. Okay, makes sense. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:37 So anyone needing help taking a package upstairs to their bedroom would need to call a moving company, not UPS. Love you both. Keep up the great work and thanks for the laughs. Alyssa. Yes. She said, do not think about it.
Starting point is 00:33:52 My husband is not coming in your house, but Alyssa doesn't understand that this is what he told her. This may or may not be in the handbook. Okay. Alyssa, this is what your husband told you and he should tell you that. And there's, is there anything in the handbook that says I can't go in the back of the truck for a quick little break?
Starting point is 00:34:13 Ooh, okay. Robin just thought this thing through. She said, you can't come in my house, but I can go in the back of your truck. Can I get in your truck? Can I go retrieve my package from the back of your truck? Ooh, this is getting good. This is hot and heavy.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Alyssa, girl, you better get robbing because robbing is coming for your man. Does she leave his name? No, she does not leave his name. I think that if it's up to their discretion. Okay, there probably is a rule saying that they can't come in. I'm sure. And that I can't go in their truck.
Starting point is 00:34:43 You could probably go in the truck. I doubt it. Oh, you think the truck has cameras? Probably not. Spicy. No, Robin, cameras so that he doesn't get fired. Right, so that he's not stealing people's packages? There we go, it probably does have cameras,
Starting point is 00:35:01 so you probably can't go. So your best bet is to just leave the door open and see if he walks in, put two feet in front the doorway. See what happens. UPS man, we coming for you. I'm coming for mine. So I got a new one. Oh, well, I mean, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:17 cause sometimes they switch up, they rotate or whatever. He wasn't cute. Oh no. Well, he was just kind of short. Are you sure? I mean, he was cute-ish, but he was just kind of, I did you sure? I mean he was cute-ish but he was just kind of... Tell him to put a hat on. I didn't want to do him. Really? The other one? Okay. Doable. Okay we need him back. Yes. Hey. Okay bye. I don't know where you're going. Okay so I'm going to
Starting point is 00:35:38 give y'all an update of what's happening at Robin's house. So Y's now leaving. He said goodbye to Robin and he's... Robin's like I don't know where he's going. He's going with Muhammad. Muhammad just came. Where are they going? Oh, I know where he's going. Okay. Cause he told you this morning, he's going to him and Muhammad are going to a basketball practice. Okay. And they're not going to eat. They're only going to juice. Right. I promise you he's going to eat pizza later tonight. I promise you, promise. But we won't tell anyone. He's gonna be like, I'm hungry. Yeah, of course. Now mind you, he's gonna scream tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I'm not eating anything ever. That is like from one spectrum to the other. Yes, yes. And that's what happens when you try to like do an extreme situation, like extreme diet. Then you just totally like lose it and binge and do what you're not supposed to do.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Yes, totally. Yeah. He's going to come home with like a bag of Chick-fil-A later. I know it. Those fries are good though. Yes. I had some yesterday. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Okay. Well, let's give out some more love to one of our listeners. She wrote in, her subject is class action lawsuit. Oh Jesus. But the email doesn't mention it. So I don't, I don't know. This is the email. Hey ladies, my name is Shanaerica.
Starting point is 00:36:54 It rhymes with America. Yes it does. She said in May, on May 17th, 2022, I suffered two strokes behind COVID. This left me blind and unable to walk. I've listened to every episode up until May. I stopped because I couldn't talk for a while. I just celebrated my 30th birthday.
Starting point is 00:37:16 I thank God that I'm still alive. I like to say thank you for keeping my spirit up every Monday. You give me something to look forward to every Monday during my dialysis. Stay true to yourself. Please read on air. Love all the way from Texas. Oh, wow. Wanted to show Shanaerica some love. And I am so sorry for everything that you have
Starting point is 00:37:36 endured. Totally. But we thank you for listening to Reasonably Shady. And I'm grateful that we can brighten your day. Yeah. So wait a minute. So she said she, this all happened from COVID? I think she had COVID and then two strokes. So I don't know if it's because of the COVID or just on top of each other.
Starting point is 00:37:53 God, Lee, that's so terrible. 30 years old. 30, that's right. I was gonna say that. So young. And can we flash back to COVID? Oh my God. Do you remember that shit?
Starting point is 00:38:03 Yes. That was horrible. It was really bad. I mean, it's, you know, it's funny when we were going through COVID, I was like, one day we're going to look back and be like, damn, I can't believe we went through that shit. And so now it's like, you look back and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:38:14 I can't believe we went through that shit. I really can't believe that was our life. That was bad. People were dying left and right. It was just a disaster. Yes. Oh my God, that was so bad. It was. And it was like, when we were going through it, it's like, how are we getting just a disaster. Yes. Oh my god, that was so bad. It was. And it was like,
Starting point is 00:38:26 when we were going through it, it's like, how are we getting out of this? Yes. So I remember talking to one of my girlfriends who was like very much connected to like the CDC. Yeah. And she said it was going to take us 10 years. Oh, well, it didn't take us 10 years. No, it didn't. Thank God. So that like shout out to our government, our president and in the government at the time because they got us out of it. Yes, yeah, totally. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary? Consider this, start your own country.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I planted the flag and just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of La Donia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capriberg.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Montonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Well, why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with the black powder, you know, with explosive warheads.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullet holes, yeah. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast.
Starting point is 00:39:46 That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Stephen McFarland, therapist, life coach, change agent, who helps everyone from celebrities, athletes, to ex-gang members throw their addictions and help them wake up Each episode by podcast we hear inspirational stories withdrawal lessons from those who have made it through their addiction and recovery to a better place including legendary boxer Heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson. I feel like there's always been a calling for you something higher. I Don't know. I I feel that way as well.
Starting point is 00:40:28 I guess everybody feels they're here for a reason. Yeah? Okay. Even if it's to suffer to help other people understand suffering is not as bad as we believe it is. I believe everybody learns from each other. Why are you here, you think? To show people that, you know, anything's possible. You don't give up anything's possible.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Listen to the CINO show on I heart radio app, Apple podcast, wherever you get your podcasts. So y'all this is Questlove and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the story pirates and John Glickman called historical records. It's a family-friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right. A podcast for all ages. One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th.
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Starting point is 00:44:24 Okay, so this is from... Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay. So this is from Dorn. Hi ladies. Hey, love your podcasts. And one of my faves that I look forward to every week, my husband and I are going to DC in a few weeks would love to hear about your favorite places to visit, restaurants, shopping neighborhoods. Can't wait to say I was in Potomac, home of my favorite real housewives.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Much love, Nicole. Oh, this is Nicole. I'm sorry, Nicole Dorn. So hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Welcome to the UR-rea, the UR-rea. Okay, but if you're coming to DC, you have to go the, I'm sorry, you have to go to the African American Museum.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yes, I was gonna say that for sure. And I don't know if you're white or black, whatever you are, like it's still a great experience. I remember going, I gotta take my kids, I still haven't done that. But I remember when I went, you know, you expect it's the African-American museum, you expect to see mostly black people in there.
Starting point is 00:45:13 And so there was a white lady in there and she was just like crying like the whole time. And so, I mean, so it is very somber, especially the beginning of it, but it's so enlightening. It's so, it's, there's just so many emotions surrounded with it or that, you know, that you'll experience. But the good thing is like, it gets to like a joyful, joyous kind of place.
Starting point is 00:45:37 And you take an elevator down to the pits. And then like, yeah. And then you work your way up by the time you get to the top, we get to go. We're good. We got Beyonce and Oprah. What way up. By the time you get to the top, we're good to go. We're good. We got Beyonce and Oprah. What? Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:48 We're doing it. That's how we get to the top. We're doing it. We have reasons to be shady, shout out, everything. We did not. We didn't get, no. We got nothing. But yeah, when you start at the bottom,
Starting point is 00:45:55 it's like you're in the slave trade. Yes. Woo. Yeah, can't even imagine. So yes, go to the African-American History Museum. I would say, like what restaurant would you say to go to the African American History Museum. I would say like what restaurant would you say to go to? I think like Fiola Mare maybe. Oh, okay. Because it's like, you know. Right down there in Georgetown. In Georgetown, on the water, it's beautiful,
Starting point is 00:46:15 it's expensive, but you know, great seafood, great service, great food. Yeah, I think that's a great experience. That's a great spot. And just like your, let's see, what is like a DC stable? Even the Wharf, like visit the Wharf, the restaurants. Oh yeah, all down there. Yeah. So they have like, Philippe Chow is down there. They got all of, what's my man? The- Gordon Ramsay.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Gordon Ramsay, all his stuff is down there. So yeah, that's a good place to visit. Yeah. Oh, good Italian, Sorry. RPM. RPM. For good Italian. I haven't been there in a while. I'm lying. I was there recently.
Starting point is 00:46:49 So if you want to actually visit quote Potomac, Yeah. You can. And come to the Village. It's very small. Yes. But there's a, oh, and you saw it on this season, episode one of Real Housewives of Potomac.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Tally Ho is a diner. Oh, and you saw it on this season, episode one of Real Housewives of Potomac. Tally Ho is a diner and I am not a diner girl. Their food is good. There's nothing that I've gotten there that I don't like. And it's actually Karen Huger's spot. Yes. And, and I trashed her for it. I was like, Oh my God, you're taking me to a diner. This is so un-grandama view, but the food is so amazing.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And it's like a homegrown little diner. So check that out. Okay. Tell them I sent you. Okay. Not Karen. Right. And let's see, I just thought anything, if you're, if you, oh, where would you go for like a little loungy or hang out?
Starting point is 00:47:41 Oh, Seven Stories. Did we go there? We did go there. We did. But like down, not Seven Stories. I take go there? We did go there. We did. But like down, not Seven Stories, I take that back. So like, but down in that area, Anthem is down there. But like, we don't know, like we need to know more about her, you know, I don't know where to see them
Starting point is 00:47:55 for like social stuff. Okay, Nicole, we're done with you. So I think, yes, so just go to- I think the museums, I mean, and then definitely, of course you have the other touristy stuff you can do. You have all the monuments and all of the Smithsonian museums, but just make sure if you do a Smithsonian museum tour that you include the African-American History Museum.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Yes. And they're all free. Yeah, they're all free. Yeah. Which most cities don't do. Yeah. What else in D.C.? Like, what else can we say? Just come over to Robin's house. She's here. I don't live in D.C., but okay. Oh, that's true. Okay, nevermind. We're done. All right, we got one more.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Is it a reasonable or is it shady? Okay. So this one, she says, hi girly pops. Okay, can we just talk about my Lumi lip really quickly? So this is not, they did not pay me to do this, but okay, so this is a Lumi Lipstick lip gloss. Okay. They sent me like five of these.
Starting point is 00:48:50 When I open it up guys, the top part has a light in it. Okay. So if you're in the club, which I go to all the time. All the time. Yes. I can put my lip gloss on. But you're in bed by eight o'clock. I know. But you're at the by eight o'clock. I know.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Because you're at the club all the time. Make it make sense. Right. But y'all know I have a mirror on the back of my phone. So I pick up my mirror, put my little lip gloss on, and I can see what I'm doing because of the light. I want to see it in the dark. We have to go in the bathroom, turn the lights off,
Starting point is 00:49:17 so I can see this in action. Just trust me. How does the light stay? I don't know. Wait, is there a battery? Do you need to charge this thing? No, nothing. I don't know. But I'm here for this. Yeah, need to charge this thing? No, nothing. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:25 What? But I'm here for this. Yeah, that's cute. Lumi Lip. I wish I would have thought about this. So have you tried it in the dark yet? Yes. You have?
Starting point is 00:49:32 It's everything. Or even like sometimes restaurants are dark. Right, true. I take this if I can't read the menu and I light up the menu. Listen, I am ingenious, ingenuitive. I'm that word. You're not that.
Starting point is 00:49:44 I'm all those words. Okay. Yeah. I want to see it. I want to see it in action. Yeah. Let me get your life. Yes. All right. So Blake Tiffany or is it Blake? Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Blake. Blake says, hi, girly pops. Blake here. Day one watcher listener of RGOP and Reasonably Shady obsessed with you both. I wanna know if this is reasonable or shady. Okay, let's get into it. Speaking of COVID, during the height of COVID,
Starting point is 00:50:13 my partner and I were leaving Target after shopping and noticed a cart that was just sitting in the parking lot. The cart was empty except a large package of toilet paper. We were already driving away, but I screamed at my partner to slam on the brakes and jump out of the car and ran across the parking lot to get this toilet paper. Cause remember toilet paper was like high demand, low supply.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I grabbed that thing like my life depended on it and booked back to the car before anyone could say or see anything. I did feel a little guilty, but as you all know, that issue was hard to come by and expensive. Yes. Anyway, let me know y'all thoughts. Love you both. Bye. So was that reasonable or shady? No, it was theft. You're a criminal. It wasn't either. So, no,
Starting point is 00:50:57 but I don't think that's theft because it probably was paid for and she didn't pay for it, but somebody did and they forgot it't pay for it. But somebody did. And they forgot it. And they forgot it, right. So you think they were gonna come, they were gonna realize they forgot their toilet paper and come all the way back to Target, thinking that it was still gonna be there.
Starting point is 00:51:16 No, by the time they realized they forgot their toilet paper and came back, it was gonna be gone anyway. Right, by the woman who stole it. And yes, so yes, that was Shady. Or the other people who might steal it, or the people who work at the store who just put it back on the shelves, and then they make double off of the toilet paper
Starting point is 00:51:32 that they sold twice. It's not reasonable, Shady, that's a crime. You're a thief. I think it's reasonable. You're a criminal. I think it's very reasonable. Okay, let me tell you why. It's actually kind of smart. No, I was coming out of Whole Foods one day.
Starting point is 00:51:43 So if you saw a $20 bill on the ground, you wouldn't take it? I was coming out of Whole Foods one day in Baltimore. And I was putting my packages in the car and I left my purse in the cart. And I drove off and I was like, holy shit. Right. So I doubled back, skirt around the corner,
Starting point is 00:52:06 skirt around the corner, got there and there was a guy standing next to the car. He was about to take it. So I got, I put the car in park, jumped out, grabbed my purse, gave him a look up and down, up and down. And then I got back in the car. Up and down, up and down? Yes, yes, I gave him a look.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And then I got back in the car and I drove off. Okay. Had I been, what's the lady name a look. And then I got back in the car and I drove off. Okay. Had I been, what's the lady name? Blake. Had I been Blake, or had Blake, he been Blake, I'd have been short. He would have taken your purse. He'd have taken my purse.
Starting point is 00:52:34 No. And it was a Chanel purse at that. Oh. Yes. See now. That I still have to this day. See, okay. If, but that's different.
Starting point is 00:52:43 We talking toilet paper and we talking like someone's purse with all of their like belongings, right? My but that's different. It's we're talking toilet paper and we're talking like someone's purse with all of their like belongings. My wallet, my everything. So for me, if I saw toilet paper and it's clear that like the person forgot it, they probably left it on the bottom of the thing, the cart. They forgot it. I'm probably going to take it. But in COVID, when then like toilet paper was hard to come by. Okay. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:06 But today? Yeah, no. Like I'll just, yeah. Yeah, I'll just leave it. Just Corey would. Or Carter. Carter, are we gonna talk about Sweet Green? What are we gonna do?
Starting point is 00:53:17 We're good. Leave Carter out of this. Leave Carter out of it. Okay. Corey might, Juan might. Okay. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Robin, you're in the getaway car. Yeah. Okay, Robert, you're the getaway car.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah. They're throwing a toilet paper and you're taking off. Yes, and we're taking off. Okay. I think I would like, hmm, there's some toilet paper there, somebody left it. I mean, they're probably gonna forget, they're not gonna come back.
Starting point is 00:53:40 I mean, okay, all they're gonna do is put it back on the shelf, Let me take it. Right? But if it was your purse, oh my God, somebody left their purse. Oh my God. My purse. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Let me, oh, let me grab this purse and see if I can find their identification and figure out how to get it to them. Or, oh my God, they left the purse. Let me walk it into the store to the like, the security people. Yes, yes, yeah. The loss prevention people, whatever. I scurried around that corner and I got my purse back. But I just do, I believe in
Starting point is 00:54:08 karma. I really do. It's toilet paper. So then one day I'm not going to be able to wipe my butt. I'm going to be at a restaurant. That's why you get a bidet. Okay. I'm going to be at a restaurant. I think I have toilet paper. I'm going to be at the airport. I think toilet paper's there. Then I sit, I like put the little sheet down. I sit down and there's nothing to wipe me. That's gonna happen, that's called karma. Really? So you're just gonna let the store sell the toilet paper twice? I'm just gonna go home and just mind my business.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I'm a good mind my business, even though everybody thinks I'm in everybody's business, I'm not. Only when you're paid to do so. Yes, when I'm paid to do so, I do it well. I do it so well. I think that was reasonable. I'm not mad at you for that.
Starting point is 00:54:49 And if ever in that scenario again, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Blake, you're wrong for that. And so if, oh, you know what? I want Blake to write us back and let us know whether or not she got toilet paper karma. Okay, because she probably did something, probably. How somebody didn't even realize it.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Didn't even realize it was connected to the COVID toilet paper theft. So, so do some hard thinking Blake before you get to typing and let us know. Okay. Okay. Is that fair? Sure. Okay. Yeah. I'd love to know. All right. Are we out of here? We got one more. We can just do one more, just a little fact check. Honestly, I think we need to start a new segment. Called Fact Check?
Starting point is 00:55:29 Called Shady Fact Check. Because like. Thanks for fact checking us. Karlie's gone, she went fact check. Yeah, Karlie's gone, even when Karlie was here, we still sometimes didn't get her right. We were struggling. People, I can't tell you how many messages we would get.
Starting point is 00:55:42 That's not what happened. So here's a fact check. We were talking about Beyonce not being nominated for the country music awards. And I said that Taylor Swift won the Grammy over Beyonce. So Ty McMurray writes, Hey ladies on your most recent podcast, you mentioned how Renaissance lost to Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 00:56:01 It was actually Harry Styles, not Taylor. I don't even remember that, but I remember. That's not what you said. That's not what we said. She lost against Beyonce a long time ago. Taylor beat Beyonce. No, no, no. I said, you said we said we thought Renaissance should have won a Grammy. OK, right. And I and I said, and you were like, who won the Grammy? And I said, Taylor Swift. Oh, OK.
Starting point is 00:56:22 So I was wrong. It was actually Harry Styles. I know this because I remember how entertaining his album was. He talked about doing cocaine, eating a female body part, and walking through fire for it all. It was crazy. I too wanted Renaissance to win, but Harry's House was good too.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Listen to the album if you ever get a chance. So anyway, that was a fact check. I stand corrected if that's the word. Thanks for that fact check. And I actually enjoyed that because I didn't know Harry was talking about eating women's body parts. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:48 And doing coke and, oh, listen. That's a whole lot. What body part did he eat? Yeah. And how did it taste? Right. Did he put ketchup on it? Yeah, go put it on.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Go put the, did he put ketchup on it? Salt and pepper. All right, we gotta go guys. We love y'all so much. Don't ever forget to live your life, either reasonable or shady. Or both, bye. Bye. from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen
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