The Breakfast Club - Rewind: Bow wow / Luenell Interview and more
Episode Date: July 6, 2018Friday 7/6 -Today on the show we revisited the time that Bow- Wow stopped by where he addressed the #BowWowChallenge And Addresses Rumors In His Last Radio Interview with The Breakfast Club. Also, we ...revisited the time comedian Luenell stopped by and got nasty on The Breakfast Club, spoke Insta-Comics, Wendy Williams, and even attempts to spill the tea on some things. Moreover, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a superintendent who was charged with lewdness, public urination and defecation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, who's this?
Good morning.
Morning.
This is Crystal.
Hey, Crystal, get it off your chest.
Well, this morning I'm calling because I'm dealing with an ex.
He's locked up, facing 10 years.
He's facing 20 years?
10 years.
10 years.
Oh, 10 years.
A whole decade.
Okay.
So what you calling for, mama?
Just to get it off.
Like, I mean, he's calling me, oh, send me this, send me that.
And I'm just like, yo, you're doing too much.
I'm not the one that put you in there.
That is true.
And I hope he knows when he gets 10 years, he's forfeited all rights to your vagina.
You know that, right?
I mean, he's 50 years old.
I'm 27.
He's 50?
What'd he do at 50?
He looks good for his age.
No, no.
What did he do?
What crime did he commit?
No, he's 50 years old.
What crime did he commit?
What did he do?
What's he in jail for?
Um, burglary.
Burglary?
At 50?
Exactly.
On point.
Yeah, he deserves to get caught at 50 years old.
You 50 years old breaking the people's windows.
Yeah, that's a little crazy.
When you out, when you was out and stuff,
you was wanting God in me.
I didn't care where the money was coming from.
I'm going to still hold you down to a certain extent.
You're bugging. You're 27 years old.
He's 50 and he just went to jail for robbing somebody?
Yeah, no disrespect to him, but he's doing 10 years, boy.
He needs to cut off all contact
with the outside world when you do 10 years.
You got to go just do your time.
At 50.
My question to y'all,
should I still be there?
No.
Oh my goodness.
No.
No!
Answer his phone calls
every now and then.
Tell him what's up.
But live your life, boo.
You got a whole life to live.
10 years.
Your eggs going to be fried.
Your eggs going to be
dried up in 10 years.
They ain't going to be
dried up, but come on, mama.
You're 27 years old.
He's 50.
Ask him.
I'm playing.
I'm bugging out.
I'm like, uh-uh.
Hold up. You not bugging, boo. Yeah, it sounds like you already know what you want to do. Absolutely right. I'm bugging out. I'm like, uh-uh, hold up. You're not bugging me.
Yeah, it sounds like you already know what you want to do.
Absolutely right. Live your life, boo. Your ex is
locked up, but your vagina is free. Snackman!
Yo, what's up? Oh my gosh,
Snackman. Okay, please have your joke ready this
morning. We're ready to go. And I'm standing.
Alright, yeah, so before I
hijacked a plane down here to Florida, yo,
I stole my sister's car
and I was driving down Route 1 in Newark.
Yo, I got hit from behind by an illegal,
and I know he was an illegal.
He was wearing, for a fact,
because he was wearing a backpack blower.
But, uh, boom.
Yo.
Yo, I hate you, yo.
He said, 100% not my fault, yo.
Yo, Snag Man, I hate you.
I got a $5,000 check cut from Mexico.
I don't even hate people, but I hate you, Snack Man, I hate you. I got a $5,000 check cut from Mexico. I don't even hate people,
but I hate you, Snack Man.
I missed the end of the joke
because Charlamagne was talking.
I think the end of the joke
was 10 minutes ago.
All right, Snack Man,
always a pleasure to get a
ha-ha-ha in the morning.
Jesus Christ.
That was so bad.
I mean, honestly, I'm tired now.
Like, I'm really sleepy.
I'm ready to go home.
Can we leave?
No.
He said he took his sister's car and Florida and then he said he was driving it.
You know what?
Forget it.
Hello, who's this?
This is Mike from Starburst.
What's going on, fam?
What up, Mike?
How are you?
Get it off your chest.
I'm good.
All right.
First off, the racism going around, I ain't going to discredit it.
It's sickening.
It's sickening.
Worldwide, it's sickening.
I wish it would stop because I see a lot of ignorance happening more than racism, in my
opinion.
I just think a lot of people are ignorant to the point.
Charlamagne, one thing for you, dude.
Peace to the planet and then calling all the white people male.
I don't understand.
It sounds like a contradiction, my man.
Not calling all the white people male.
I'm calling all the racist bigots who are disgusting like male.
Male.
I appreciate that explanation, sir.
I can 100% agree with that. Yes. I appreciate that explanation, sir. I can 100% agree with that.
Yes.
I appreciate that.
I just want to say I hate all the racism.
I love how you guys talk about, you know, the highlights of life.
Just keep it up, man.
Thanks for having me on.
Have a great day.
Charlamagne, thank you very much for that explanation.
Yes, sir.
Thanks, Mike.
Hello, who's this?
What up, Breakfast Club?
My name is James from Indianapolis.
I'm such a highly favored. Yeah, I got this? What up, Breakfast Club? My name is James from Indianapolis. I'm blessed and highly favored.
Yeah, I got a job interview for a promotion today,
and that's why I'm blessed.
And please do me a favor.
Black Fred from Milwaukee.
He's annoying as hell.
I can see why you say that, sir.
Absolutely.
Totally understand why you would say that.
Thank you for calling, bro.
Good luck with your interview today.
Hello, who's this?
This is Jimmy Neutron, Southside Queens. Queens, what up? Get Thank you for calling, bro. Good luck with your interview today. Hello, who's this? This is Jimmy Neutron,
Southside Queens.
Queens, what up?
Get it off your chest, bro.
Yeah, I just want to say
thank God for this new job
that I got.
You know what I'm saying?
I get to, you know,
take care of my family
and my wife get to work less.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't gonna lie,
Donald Trump,
he must really have
unemployment up in
the African-American community
for real,
because everybody calling
up here talking about
they got a new job.
Which is a great thing,
but I still don't like him.
I still don't like him. Yeah, and I would like to also say good morning
to y'all, and thank y'all for being
one of the best radio stations in the world.
Thank you. We appreciate you for listening.
Thank you. Have a blessed weekend, bro.
I don't like the fact that you said one of the best, by the way.
Shut up. In my mind, I feel like you are the best.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, hit us up now.
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Let's go.
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Hello, who's this?
What's up, man?
It's Topside Chief.
What's up, my brother?
Get it off your chest.
Man, I'm trying to see if you ever checked out the video or not, man.
Of course we didn't.
I definitely did.
I forgot all about it.
Send it to me now, brother.
You're not watching that.
No, I'm going to watch it right now this morning.
I got a little time this morning.
I got black privilege at home, and I'm supporting the PNB Rock record, and I can't get a play?
What PNB Rock record?
Don't want to see you sing.
I ain't put it out yet.
This is crazy to me.
So being that you got black privilege at home and you listen to Envy's music, Envy got to play your music?
That's not how this works.
He just wants us to listen to his video.
Oh, nah.
Send it to me again.
I'll check it out, bro.
Hello, who's this?
Hello.
You from those quarter?
Oh, yeah.
What's up, man?
I was calling to say wow, man, but I'm a little blessed not over that.
I finally got in contact with y'all.
You related to Charlemagne?
Yeah, that's my cousin, man. We from 803, you know.
Who is you?
I'm from Del Mar, South Carolina, though. My name is Peanut.
Who is you, though? What's your name?
Peanut. Peanut.
I don't know you.
You don't know Peanut. You know Peanut, my man.
How do I know Peanut?
Because we can. We from South Carolina, man. I don't mean we can't You know Pina, my man. How I know Pina? Because we can.
We from South Carolina, man.
I don't mean we can just because we from South Carolina.
Chadwick Boulder from South Carolina.
They ain't my kin.
I bet my granddaddy hit your grandma.
Whoa.
Jesus Christ, lady.
But damn.
He just went left.
Ain't no C.
I'm just like, why would you say something like that?
Because we can, man.
Listen, I've been trying to get in contact with you to give you a shirt.
What does the shirt say?
Why don't you give it to his aunt or something? Or to your mom
who can give it to his mom? I don't even know nobody in Denmark
talking about it. Because I need to
give it to Charlebert. He's the one that got swagged
with his Timbs all the time.
Yes, ma'am. Alright, Peanut. You have
a blessed day, okay? You guys might be related
for real. I gotta tell you how to get it.
How do I get it? How do I get it, Peanut?
You gotta go to imstillproud.com.
Ooh, I like your style. You had to
plug your little site. I like that. I like that.
Yeah, you gotta go there. I thought you was gonna give it
to him. Yeah, that's how he go get it.
He gotta go pick what he want. You should go buy his
mom or daddy house since y'all come.
Since you don't even know who my mom and daddy is.
I will tell you this, though. I am so proud that you're
not really my cousin. Have a blessed day, okay?
All right?
Okay.
Hello, who's this?
This is Devon from Corona.
What's up, bro?
Queens, get it off your chest.
Yeah, basically, I have a problem with girls who always sit here,
and they tell you basically how, like, they sugarcoat crap about them liking you.
Like, the other day, I got the line, we'll see.
And basically, all you got to do is just tell me, no, I ain't interested.
I don't want to go out or nothing like that.
So for all the ladies out there, you need to start telling men the truth
and stop lying because, you know, that's when stupid stuff happens.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What you mean that's when stupid stuff happens?
Is that a threat, sir?
That's not a threat, Uncle Charlotte.
You already know that's not a threat.
So what are you saying?
What stupid stuff could happen?
You know, like, Missy,
so for instance, if you don't like a guy
pretty much, you're going to tell him straight up
you don't like him. You're not going to say,
we'll see, or, you know,
like, I want it.
You're not going to say that you want to go out with him.
You're not going to shift the court. You're going to tell him flat out no.
You're not going to say, we'll see. Well, maybe she's not sure. You're just going to say that you want to go out with him. You're not going to shift the court. You're going to tell him flat out no. You're not going to say we'll see.
Well, maybe she's not sure.
You're just not sure.
Like, okay, straight up.
Like, if you're not sure, like, what would make you sure of it?
I mean, we'll see.
This attitude ain't going to get it done.
I know.
You know how many relationships started where the girl wasn't too sure if she wanted to go out with the guy
and then they ended up being in a relationship?
No, I'm saying, like, if she knows automatically from, like, the jump
that she's not going to want to date him.
Maybe she's just playing hard to get, sir.
And maybe you need to just have a little bit more confidence in your follow-up.
Yeah.
Okay?
Oh, no, I'm confident in my follow-up.
It's just that I don't have time to wait.
All right, this doesn't sound right.
You need to be arrested.
I think we need to arrest you now before you make a mistake.
I'm going to be honest.
You sound a little cray-cray.
Too crazy.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
My guy, Neil Brennan.
Yeah.
I got my Starbucks, everybody.
Oh, so after that training.
Oh, they are back in.
The anti-bias training.
I will say it took a while to get service as a white person.
But.
Really?
They finally.
Once they took care of all the black people, they finally got to me.
Oh, so y'all are secondary now at Starbucks.
I didn't realize that.
I couldn't use the bathroom.
It was a nightmare.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you see the anti-bias training that they had to do?
What do you think they did?
Has there been any inside?
Yes, we have it right here.
We have the whole entire question.
That's the question that they had to ask people.
Well, hold on. Pass it here. I'm going to have you answer them.
I don't know if Neil has any experience working with black people.
Let's see what I can do.
So we want you to recall when was the first time that you noticed your racial identity?
Oh, that's a great question.
I guess right away, right when I came out.
Came out the womb knowing you were white.
I was like, it's good to be white.
It is good to be white.
No, you know, when I was a kid though, black people were always nice to me. Like, when I, my brother worked, was like a usher in Chicago at the Chicago Stadium in, like, Regal Field.
And, like, all the black dudes he worked with were all straight with me.
What's the next question, Yee?
The first time you noticed how your race affected your beauty standards.
Well, you know, people say I look like Scottie Pippen.
I see that.
You see it?
You see it? I see that. I see that. I see it, too. I never told you know, people say I look like Scottie Pippen. I see that. You see it? You see it?
I see that.
I see that.
I see it, too.
I never told you that, Neil.
I didn't just make it up.
This is a good one for you.
Yeah, go.
When is the first time you altered your communication style?
In other words, you dialed it up or down.
Oh, I'm the king of that.
To avoid playing into stereotypes.
When I'm dealing with someone I know is black on the phone, it's really hard for me not to be like, all right, bet.
All right, bet.
That's what's up.
But I've got to be like, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Agreed.
And then it's agreed to.
So I am racist in that way, in that I try to be like, ah, a little bit like that.
See, I know, Beth.
I know.
What does that make me?
This is anti-bias.
But isn't that cool?
You're just kind of like using the latest slang.
You're assimilating.
It's lit.
You're assimilating.
Do you say dead ass when you walk in the street?
Dead ass, naked.
Butt ass, butthole.
Do you use the N word?
Do I don't?
I really cut down. I'll say that, butt-hole. Do you use the N-word? I don't. I really cut down.
I'll say that, if at all.
You used to do it in jokes.
I did it in a joke.
Now my policy is like,
Neil, just black people got enough problems.
Don't add to it.
Yeah, I don't think it's worth it.
It's not. It takes so much energy,
which sounds like a white privilege thing to say.
Do you know how much energy it takes to say the N-word?
But it's just not worth it. Was easier to say during the obama era because that's when you i remember you doing the jokes during that time it was easier to say it closer
to chevelle show in that i was just so immersed in it all the time and like getting called it
constantly uh so i felt like it was okay it was it was all right i i did a joke about it so it
was like about the word.
It was about using it.
So now you just don't do that joke anymore.
That joke has been retired.
But I will say that I was on Ambien.
Whenever I'm kidding.
Yeah, I just don't.
It's just not worth it.
Let me ask you a question.
Charlamagne uses a term that some white people don't like.
Mayonnaise.
Calls white people mayonnaise.
No one likes mayonnaise.
Are you offended by that?
No.
I call racist bigots mayonnaise because mayonnaise is disgusting.
So is racism and bigotry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
I know people that are like, don't like white trash.
Don't like saying white trash.
What about Cracker Ass Cracker? Cracker Ass Cracker
is great. It's a Hall of Famer.
Mayonnaise.
Why do you think it's a Hall of Famer? Just because Chris said it
because you can't. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Cracker Ass Cracker. You can't not say it
like that. Mayonnaise. Yeah, mayonnaise.
I feel like it'll have a hard time catching
on. Oh, they hate it.
Listen, I can say Cracker Ass Cracker White Devil
on the radio, but when I say mayonnaise, they
call and complain. It's the weirdest
thing in the world. Crackers are delicious.
Mayonnaise is disgusting. True. And I think
it's the connotation of the mayonnaise
is gross. Who eats mayonnaise?
Exactly. I don't mind mayonnaise, although
I am vegan. I go with a vegan mayo, which is
kind of almost whiter than mayo.
Have you been following the Drake Pusher beef?
Yeah. What do you think of blackface,
Neil? Here's the thing about
you can't, as a
black person, it seems like
you can't ever, ever,
ever, ever do blackface
under any circumstances.
You just can't. It's like herpes.
It's cool and it's the minstrel show.
But it's gonna be found out. The fact that it was on that
guy's page. Did you go to the page?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it wasn't even featured.
It was like bottom left.
Like, it's another one of my photos.
Drake and blackface, no big deal.
But yeah, you just can't do black.
Do you think that was the most damning part of the...
To me.
I think the fact that he's not...
It wasn't...
We don't know, but claiming his child, I think people were more upset about that.
Like, damn, Drake's not even a deadbeat dad. I think people were more upset about that. Like, damn, Drake's not even a deadbeat dad?
I think people were more upset about that at first. But Drake can say
I'm not a deadbeat dad. I just
did not put my son out there yet,
but I take care of him. He hasn't released
the son yet. He's got a
date. He's a release date for the son.
You gotta roll the son out slow.
You get the whole promo department
behind it, and then you bring the kid out.
Come on, man. Callie put a lot of pressure on people
when it came to rolling out your son, man.
That's exactly right.
You know it's a mean song
when the nicest thing he said was
you have an illegitimate son.
Like that was the nicest thing he said.
Like listen, and I was like, that's mean.
You know what?
The son part was pretty nice.
It was pretty sweet.
It's nicer than...
Did anything offend you?
Nothing offended.
I would like to say that last time he dissed Drake,
he mentioned me specifically on...
I don't know.
It was a Chappelle Show reference
and Dave having writers
and mentioned me specifically.
Really?
Yeah.
Push into it?
Yeah.
Go back.
Look at the tape, homie.
It's there.
But he just mentioned that Drake has writers.
The fact that he was talking about his friend dying is a bit like...
Oveo.
Yeesh.
Clutch my pearls.
Yeah, it was a bit like...
Well, first of all, about clutch my pearls, I like that how guys are rapping like rich
white women now.
Where like the audacity was with Drake's on the last one.
Then he's like, I'm upset.
He's got a song coming out
called I'm Flummoxed.
And Pusher rapped about caviar facials.
Yes, he did.
And yeah, like now he's like,
I don't think you're capable of love, Drake.
That's right.
I don't think you're capable of love.
I think because your father walked out
on your mother when you were five.
I spoke to your therapist, and I think you're
in a lot of emotional trouble.
He did. He said, Chappelle show
all of you Neil Brennan sketch comedy
who is for real pinning.
See yourself as I pull up in that mirror
skins versus blouses.
You mirror Prince Chappelle show
all of you Neil Brennan sketch, who is for real pinning?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I've been out here, man.
And you from an era where you actually saw real beefs, rap beefs.
You know what's funny?
If anything happens to either one of those guys,
they have to make sure each other are okay now.
Because if anything happens to Pusha, they're bringing in...
Yeah, they're bringing Drake in
like first. So like he should hire
Pusha security and like a
doctor to make sure his health is good.
Because like they're
the number one suspect for either.
The fact that Biggie and Tupac got
and no one got arrested is still amazing
in light of this.
I think both of the people that killed him are dead though.
That's what I think.
I think the Screech did what they were supposed, though. That's what I think. Oh, you think so? That's what I think. Okay.
I think the Screech did what they were supposed to do. All right.
But I could just be making that up.
Yeah.
All right, we got more with comedian Neil Brennan
when we come back.
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Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have a writer for The Dave Chappelle Show and comedian Neil Brennan in the building.
Charlamagne?
So, Neil, let's talk about your new tour.
What is it called?
It's called Here We Go.
Here We Go Tour.
The Here We Go Tour.
It's a reference to a joke I do about guys.
A lot of my jokes are about me, too.
Wow. You don't take them seriously, Neil? No, I do about guys. It's a lot of my jokes about me too. Wow. The guys
can't. You don't take them seriously, Neil? No, I take them seriously.
But as a comedian, like, it's all
my friends are getting popped. Yeah. Bill Cosby
was a close friend.
Harvey Weinstein? Harvey Weinstein
is my godfather.
Here
we go. It's like, guys
have just, you can't go to a guy's hotel
room because we've watched so much porn that we believe everywhere we are a porn is about to break out.
So a guy will be in his hotel room, hear an unexpected knock on the door and be like, here we go.
All right.
And then like then it's on.
Like it's always just like, here we go.
You watch that before?
We watch.
We watch. I don We watch. We watch.
I don't watch.
Look, I'm like a once a day guy.
I'm not like a furious.
That's a habit.
That's a lot once a day.
That's a habit, Neil.
Once a day of porn, a busy guy like you that's always creating.
Why?
Did you see the guy that was on the flight that was actually.
Is that an accidental porn?
Are you actually going to porn?
I'm making my own meme right now.
What?
When Charlamagne says once a day is a lot to masturbate.
Did you see the guy that was on a flight and he was masturbating to porn on the flight?
I mean, it's no, but they have Wi-Fi.
They don't say, hey, don't do, you know what I mean?
Like, what are you, who are we to judge?
He wasn't in his cabin.
He wasn't in his own cabin.
No.
He was in his seat.
He was in his seat.
Wow.
But nobody was sitting next to him.
Oh, that's all right.
Once a day? What are you?
Next question, do you have a subscription to any of these sites?
No. The idea of anyone
subscribing to these porn sites is
so insane. That's where you draw the line.
Yeah, like, that's insane.
Now that is the definition of insanity.
Am I out of my mind once a day?
Yes, that's kind of crazy, Neil. Masturbating once a day? When you're in a relationship, I out of my mind once a day? Yes, that's kind of crazy, Neil.
Masturbating once a day?
When you're in a relationship, do you still masturbate once a day?
No.
It's your interrelationship, aren't you?
Twice.
I'm kidding.
No, I'm not in a relationship.
Oh, not anymore?
No.
Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
If you think about masturbating once a day, it's not bad.
But watching porn once a day is bad.
What do you...
You don't...
So you're just like sitting on your bed...
Using his imagination.
Just like staring at the wall like a prisoner.
You know what they say?
Watching porn really messes with your erections.
What?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, it gives them to you.
No, no, they say that it doesn't make you as sensitive as other people because you watch
it so much, you're not as sensitive.
I feel like the internet does that.
I feel like it's so much like...
Yeah.
Yeah. On the internet, it's like, eh. Yeah. Des the internet it's like yeah yeah it is now i'm looking for a
connection remember remember human physical connection charlemagne yeah yeah back in the 80s
that's that's that's over is it more like in the morning or at night no i'm a night person i like
here's my thing is i like to give myself something to look forward to this goes for sex as well i
don't like morning sex.
You know what I mean?
I see it as like a dessert.
So you're treating yourself.
That is correct.
You watch it long time.
Chris Rock, especially, he was like, he was really into it.
Like an hour.
He was looking for the perfect scene.
No, I think he had a problem.
I think Chris had a problem.
And now we're judging other people?
Well, no, I think he, I I think about like I was 15 minutes late
for everything
it was like
I've never been that bad
I don't have
if I'm
if I'm masturbating
I don't have plans
I'm in for the night
like
it was a date night
you f***ed yourself
yeah
I treated myself right
poured myself a wine
look in the mirror
do you have the volume
off or on
I like some volume
thank you next question so your whole new stand up is about no it's not look in the mirror. Do you have the volume off or on? I like some volume. Thank you. Next question.
So your whole new stand-up is about
sexual violence?
No, it's about
sexual harassment.
No, it's probably half me too.
Because it's like, I just
don't know what else. It just seems
so relevant.
In terms of this is all me and my friends
are talking about. And also, I am friends with Aziz, and I've
known Louis since I was 25, or
for like 25 years, so like, it seems
like in my backyard
to not talk about it to me seems insane. And it's
something I think about all the time anyway.
Aziz gave me faith, though, and I'm going to tell you why Aziz gave me
faith. Because when that situation happened,
people started to look at the nuance of the situation
and they were like, eh, well, maybe it's not
like what she's
saying. Yeah. Because allegations were
ruining people. Yes.
It is not so black and white.
Well, for Aziz, it was just like
bad for his brand, so to speak.
It seemed out of character
for what people knew of him. And
Louis, to me, it seemed totally in character.
Because you're talking about... Yeah, like
every joke ends with him f***ing off.
So every night is going to end the same way.
The, uh...
But, like, yeah, the Aziz thing,
it was good in terms of, like, people taking a deep breath.
No, no, did it make you think to yourself,
have I ever done anything that people would say are inappropriate?
Yeah!
I mean, now it's like, you know,
it's, you have to reconsider particularly
being a comedian like i'm not gonna have any credibility you know what i mean like at this
point comedians are like the least believed we're like the dirtbag so it's like i have to be super
super duper we had that that on special we had that uh love contract sketch that was like you know 15 years ago like it's always weighed on me
in terms of like it's a big risk like just it's sexually engaging with somebody is a not i'm not
just talking about stds i'm talking like the whole thing yeah you're right you can get hemmed up on
language people can feel disrespected i uh Some girl hit on me on one of the
apps. Tinder?
I think it was like Twitter
or Instagram.
Farmers only.
And
she goes like, we should hang out.
And I just wrote back like, no thanks.
And people thought it was mean, but I was like,
as a comedian
and as a person with something.
Are you on an app to date?
What are you on an app for?
No, she was just, she slid.
You just can't be too safe, man.
She was sliding.
I was just like, no thanks.
And people were like, that's kind of rude.
And I was like, I have to start thinking defensively.
I think about every interaction and every, if this was shown in court, would I be OK?
You know, talk about messing with your erections.
Do you have to think about that when it comes to your material also?
Well, with the material, I just don't want women to feel crappy.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't want to make women feel like I'm disrespecting women.
They're going to feel like that, though, because as soon as you say things like, oh, you know, another me too case. Here we go. They're going to feel like that though. Because as soon as you say things like oh, you know, another
Me Too case, here we go.
They're going to feel like that. It's pro-women without being
pandering, if that makes sense. It's pro-women
to the point where it's still funny.
You had your own show in development as well.
I did. So what's going on with that?
It's dead. Oh. Sorry.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Thanks for bringing it up, Pusher T.
Pusher Ye. Pusher Yee.
Pusher Yee.
Tell them where to find you, Neil.
Neil Brennan, N-E-A-L-B-R-E-N-N-A-N.com.
Neil Brennan on Twitter.
Neil Brennan on Instagram.
Yeah, those are my two main forms of communication.
Well, it's Neil Brennan.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's D-E-J-N-V- It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
Call him by his government name.
Shad Moss.
Yes, he's a government name.
Bow Wow is here.
That's the name on the checks.
You're a grown man now.
Yeah, appreciate it.
I don't feel like we should call you Bow Wow anymore.
Is it shot?
I think we should call you Shad Moss.
The reason I say I don't think we should call you Bow Wow is because I feel like Bow Wow
was a moment in time. And I think people still look at you as a kid. That could be. You know we should call you Shad Moss. The reason I said I don't think we should call you Bow Wow is because I feel like Bow Wow was a moment in time.
And I think people still look at you as a kid.
That could be. You know what I mean? That could be.
You know, it's crazy though, like, people do
say Sha, though. That is true. Like,
we just left Norfolk, Virginia. We was in the club
and they'd be like, Bow Wow in the club? No, no,
no, no, no, no. He's Shad Moss now. Y'all gotta
call him Shad Moss now. That's what we keep doing up here
too. You grown.
You've known him for so long as Bow Wow.
Yeah.
But like even
in like my rhymes
and shit like even
early on in my career
I would always say
like my real name
like all the time
to like brand it.
You know what I'm saying
in people's minds
but you know.
Even on Twitter
your name is like
S Moss but it still
says Bow Wow above it.
Yeah.
And it's crazy
because I was trying
to get my name
back on my socials.
What you mean?
Like at Bow Wow back.
Nah.
Keep it out there?
Hell yeah.
Absolutely.
Let's talk from the beginning,
because your last couple of years
have been a little crazy.
Now, when you first got into the music industry,
you started off with Snoop.
Yeah.
Now, were you ever signed to Death Row?
Yeah.
Under Snoop and under Dre and all that.
What happened to that deal?
When I got with Dawg,
once the label started,
I wouldn't even say the crumble, but once Dre and everybody decided. What happened to that deal? When I got with Dawg, once the label started, I wouldn't even say the crumble,
but once Dre and everybody decided to part ways
and then Snoop was last to really leave,
he just felt that me being at Death Row
just wasn't the right situation for a 7-year-old kid at the time.
Right.
When they had discovered me, I had moved out to L.A.
And I set.
I just set on the label.
What's crazy is a couple records had leaked,
which they're actually on YouTube.
Records that Corrupt had actually wrote for me
that was supposed to be on the Murder Was The Case soundtrack
that never made it.
From there, you know, Snoop just had in his mind, like,
if I can't be with him the way I need to be with him,
and he was going through his own situations,
trying to get out,
he didn't really have the time to back me like that.
So the first person he thought about was Jermaine
because of his relationship with Chris Cross, with Chris,
and then we were always coming to LA.
They used to always kick it with one another.
So he was like, man, the best situation I can put him in
because I care about him so much is to give him to JD.
And, you know, I wasn't feeling that shit.
I really didn't understand that because I wanted to ride out with Dog.
Like, he found me, he discovered me.
I moved to LA, spent a hell of a time out there.
And then once he did, it was over.
And he just told me, we'll meet up again.
So when you posted that pic, it wasn't inflexing?
No, no, no, no, no.
That was really, that was death row.
Like, what's crazy is one of the most memorable stories I have
was when Shul called my mom's.
This is real.
And was like, bring me by the office right now.
And, you know, Shul called. You don't know what the f*** office right now. And, you know, she'll call.
You don't know what the f*** to really expect.
And we pulled up, and the first thing she did was give me my dog pound chain.
My dog pound chain, which meant a lot to me, Daz and Corrupt.
We had the dog pound chain.
Actually, shout out to Daz, because Daz would tell you I was the one who, Daz would be like,
I was the one who went out in the crowd and grabbed out and brought him to the back, which is facts.
So the original dog pound was you, Daz, and Corrupt?
Yeah.
Get the f*** out of here.
Look it up.
You can look it up.
You just started a DPG.
What?
You can look it up on YouTube.
For real?
Me and Corrupt, yeah.
I got a song with Corrupt.
I mean, it makes sense because of the whole bow thing.
I remember seeing you when they brought you out on Arsenio.
Yeah.
Cursing like a motherf***er.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What age were you?
When I did Arsenio?
I was like six.
And you were cursing him?
Like a motherf***er.
That's crazy.
Even on the song with me and Corrupt, I'm cursing.
Man, it's like, it's crazy.
Is it true you used to ghostwrite for Snoop at seven?
No.
Shut up.
Definitely not.
He just said Corrupt was writing his line.
I don't know.
I heard that before.
No.
I never ghostwrite for Doug.
No, okay.
No, I never ghostwrite for Doug.
Are you Daz and Corrupt still cool?
Hell yeah.
I was just with Daz.
Daz got a crib in Atlanta.
I always pull up on Daz, shop up game and smoke.
Those are some funny guys right there.
Now hold on, this is Bow Wow's last interview, so we got to fact check.
Is it really your last interview?
I did.
My last radio interview, most definitely.
All of these things have to be fact checked later.
So Bow Wow said he was the original member of the Dog Pound.
That's one.
All right.
Now also, of course, they're all Crip.
Are you affiliated through that? He's got on all blue right now. It's the first time I've seen him wear it all blue. He wears red,, they're all Crips. Are you affiliated through that?
He's got on all blue right now.
It's the first time I've seen him wear all blue.
He wears red.
He wears yellow.
I wear everything.
He don't wear everything.
No, no, no.
I'm not affiliated with no Crips.
No, I don't do that.
I got homies that bang, though.
Heavy.
But, nah, I don't bang.
Yeah, I saw you threatened somebody the other day.
You said a dude posted a video of your girlfriend.
No.
Fake news.
That was fake news?
Yeah.
Well, that wasn't you.
No, that was a Photoshop conversation. Oh. Oh, so the guy made up a whole conversation your girlfriend. No. Fake news. That was fake news? Yeah. That wasn't you? No. That was a Photoshop conversation.
Oh.
Oh, so the guy made up a whole conversation?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I don't even know why.
Because, like, why would I trip over my lady doing this when I don't even know her?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that sounds stupid for me to...
I never DM nobody.
What?
Because you told the dude you run Atlanta.
Yeah, that sounds...
And you have him...
Yeah, that sounds ridiculous.
You have him running down on...
And, of course, he said that because of the whole Run Ohio thing that came about out of nowhere,
which I still don't know where the f*** that came from.
People have been messing with you, huh?
But yeah, that was fake.
That was the whole photo.
And when my girl saw it, she was like,
you don't call me Kiel.
Like, what the f*** is this bulls***?
Yeah, so you said you Run Ohio and then Trippie Redd got mad at you.
I never said that.
You never said that either?
No.
I'm confused.
I don't know what's going on.
I felt the same way when I woke up and heard the news.
I'm like, what? I'm like, confused. I don't know what's going on. I felt the same way when I woke up and heard the news. I'm like,
what? I'm like,
y'all can't have that. I haven't
lived in Ohio since I was 10.
I've been in Atlanta my whole life.
I don't even sound like I even talk like I'm from
the city. Everything
is Atlanta with me. Growing up, hip-hop Atlanta, my show
I produced, that's Atlanta. On my
third album, I was throwing up the A.
My songs, I be saying Atlanta. When that came up, I'm like, yo, my f***ers be waking, I was throwing up the A. In my songs, I be saying Atlanta.
So when that came up, I'm like, yo, my f***ers be waking up.
I guess they just, you say my name, they want clout or they want to be in the block.
I don't know.
Since we're addressing all these fake news things, right?
Then there was also this video where they said that you got punched and knocked out.
No, I didn't get knocked out.
It was just a miscommunication.
You know what I'm saying?
Real s***.
It was just, to me, still, it was just a miscommunication.
Into the future, right?
So they say. The right? So they say.
The backstage.
So they say.
We was at the Jay-Z concert.
The video was probably now seven months ago.
Yeah.
Dude called me, though.
Yeah, he did?
Yeah, he called me.
Dude called me.
And he said that you were saying something about future.
Yeah, which was all false.
And that he seen you backstage, and he was basically watching you,
and then he came around and snuck you and hit you,
and then y'all was fighting.
After the fight, it all broke up.
Police came, and then he said...
I ain't seen no police.
He said he lost his...
Maybe security.
I ain't seen no police.
And then he said his watch fell off,
and then he thought one of y'all stole his watch.
So what happened?
First of all, you need a new offensive line, baby.
He's going to tell us what really happened.
All right, look.
Something to that effect.
All I can say is this on this situation.
Because, like, it's some shit, right?
I'm going to just say this.
Number one, I never got hit in the face.
Number two, things that occur after that point, because I was with people.
And it was like a blindside type of thing.
But as far as knocked out, like, I'm little.
Like, if you come from way on the right side without your force, I'm supposed to be down.
That's not what happened.
It was more like a football, like a shoulder type shit.
There's things involved with that situation that it's kind of like, you don't even really want to talk about it.
Like, everything right now is calm water.
Yeah.
So you don't have any problems with Future?
Nah, not at all.
Or they said you would sneak this in Future because he was dating your baby mom.
Once again, I don't even understand
that because I'm not even that type of person.
I haven't
spoken to my baby mother in damn near like two years.
I haven't seen my baby mother in a question.
You don't go pick up your daughter
from her or you don't communicate over
your child? No. How do you guys
communicate then? My daughter is seven. She has a phone.
We FaceTime. We talk every day.
We don't have to talk. You don't have a good relationship
with your baby mom? I respect mom.
But I thought you guys were still cool because I know
for a minute y'all were still trying to work it out
at one point. It didn't seem like it was two years
ago. Yeah, nah. For me, it's like
how I live my life is
not that it's detrimental to me, but anything that I
feel like if, you know,
you took something from me or you gave a bad, bad energy or just a bad print.
You left a bad something.
It's like, I'm just cool.
I just don't want it around.
You know, I can respect her from a distance.
I love, like, she's a wonderful mom.
But, and, you know, she knows, and I know we've talked about this before.
I'm like, yo, it's just best that, like, our lives are just so much at peace when we do not communicate.
You know what I'm saying?
You're able to live your life, love who you want to love.
She does not bother me when I'm out doing my thing, which I love.
And it's just a peaceful situation.
Like, she can talk to whoever.
You know, most baby daddies be tripping.
All in the baby mama mix once she get a new.
That's not my style.
Because she's no longer my woman.
We just have a child with one another.
That's it.
I love my daughter. I'm there for my daughter. But We just have a child with one another. That's it. I love my daughter.
I'm there for my daughter.
But her mom, this is my daughter's grandmother,
holds it down.
That's who keeps everything cool.
That's who you communicate with.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Sweetheart.
You know, flies my daughter down to Atlanta anytime.
Stays at the house.
She stays at the crib.
When I go to L.A., I make sure I take her out to dinner.
And it just, it works.
It just works for us.
You have a child support or nothing?
Hell yeah, I'm on child support.
Okay, okay.
That was another rumor.
Hell yeah, I'm on child support.
That was a rumor that they wanted you to pay, I believe, $3,000 a month.
And you told the court that you were broke and you only made $4,000 a month.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a businessman.
I mean, it's cameras rolling, so I can't.
I got you.
All right, enough said.
So you're not broke?
No.
I'm not. Hell no. I was about to say, you made millions. I got you. I'm upset. He's not broke. No. I'm not.
Hell no.
I was about to say, you made millions.
I can't.
Nah, I got knots on me now.
Tour money and all that.
Yeah, nah.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
All right, we got more with Bow Wow when we come back.
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It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Bow Wow's in the building.
Yee?
You put a scare into everybody when you tweeted out suicide, I guess spelled backwards,
and everybody thought, oh, my God, what's going on with Shad, with Bow Wow,
because you have put out things like I wish I wasn't here anymore and things of that nature.
Did you feel like, OK, maybe that was a bit much because people were so concerned when that happened and it had everybody going crazy. But it turns out it's the name of your album.
No, it's because that's how I was really feeling.
You really want to kill yourself?
Yeah, there's been times where even before, like years ago where this came out and I'm saying where, you know, people thought like I was suicidal or I've been saying like I don't
want to be here because what people don't understand is like I done lapped the world
eight times and it's like me being coming into the game young and seeing so much and
doing so much.
And sometimes I just question life like, damn, like what else is there for me to do?
Like, but I don't mean you got to kill yourself.
Right.
But there's plenty left to do.
Yeah.
But sometimes I just, I just be thinking like, damn like, I've done everything that I really wanted to do.
You got a daughter.
I mean, yeah, of course. I mean, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
But as far as, like, money or things I want to accomplish or...
I'm sure there has to be a couple of reasons.
That's not real. I mean, is there something deep-rooted?
Because what happens is you feel like you're doing the same thing. It's like a big circle, right?
It's like when I went to Australia the first time, I was like, damn, it's crazy.
Year two comes around, you're back in Australia.
Okay.
Oh, go back.
It's like, okay, I'm just running this big circle of life.
It's like I want to go right.
I want to go left.
Like what's new?
So for me, that's why I always dip into different avenues of the game as far as, okay, TV producer, let me try that.
Oh, host in one of those parts. Oh, I never host. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me, this is different. as, okay, TV producer, let me try that. Oh, host of one of those
parts,
oh,
I never,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
let me,
this is different.
Yeah,
this is a turn.
Let me do this.
If not,
you keep doing the same
shit over and over,
you're going to get bored.
It's like,
what the fuck?
That's great,
but with all those options,
suicide shouldn't be one of them.
Right.
Heaven is not a destination.
Actually,
maybe even helping other people.
Now,
have you sought therapy?
Have you been suffering
from depression?
Like, what is it, you think?
For me, I think people always think, like, it's the internet.
That shit don't bother me.
It be real life shit.
And it's the shit that people don't know.
I saw you on social media saying you don't put your sisters and your dad to drugs.
I don't fuck with them.
There's a lot of things that haunt you that are haunting.
No, I don't fuck with my sister.
My sister.
My real sister.
My half.
Half.
So, no.
They did an interview years ago on Worldstar, and they was just airing out family business
and just talking shit.
When I got whiff of it, matter of fact, the story went like this.
When I was living in Miami, somebody had tweeted me, and it was my father, and I didn't believe
him.
And you didn't grow up with your father, though?
No.
My father's been an alcoholic.
So, what happened was, when I got the number in my DM, I said, damn, this number do look
familiar.
So, I called him. When I called him, I had my cameraman filming it. I'm like, damn, my fans know I never got the number in my DM, I said, damn, this number do look familiar. So I called him.
When I called him, I had my cameraman filming it.
I'm like, damn, my fans know I never had my father in my life.
This would be a dope moment to share with him.
On the other end of the phone, he got two cameras.
He recording too.
I'm recording from a good space.
Like, damn, this is going to be dope.
So when I put the video out there, I looked in three days.
On Worldstar, somebody sent me some.
This is my two sisters.
Mind you, I ain't seen them in like 11, 12, 13 years.
They just going off.
You never trying to put
daddy in,
da-da-da-da-da,
I'm like,
yo, what?
I'm looking at my little sister
like,
I can't believe you
out of all people.
I done,
when Jamster was how I used to,
my credit card up,
down low,
and all these,
going to the mall,
taking you shopping,
all kind of stuff.
I can't believe like,
out of all people,
you would actually do
some like this.
And for me, sometimes, it don't even to be the same blood type for the B family.
I got my that been with me.
That's not my blood type.
That's more than family than my actual real family.
You know what I'm saying?
So that to me, that's not what family do.
So when they did that, I'm done.
I'm a one time do.
So you said it's things that haunt you that are hard to explain.
Yeah.
That's what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Things like that, that I got questions and it's like
there's just no answers to them.
Like the fact that
I haven't seen my grandmother
in like 10 years.
How old is she?
Like early 70s.
Why haven't you seen her?
That's what I'm saying.
I do not know.
Have you seen her?
It's the weirdest
in the world.
Like it's so hard to explain.
Like there's only one person
I talk to
on my father's side of the family
and that's my aunt Shel.
My aunt Shel was like
the one that holds everything together.
Like, it's such a weird, touchy situation.
My uncle, he's like a straight weirdo.
He's dressed up like a woman he done been put in jail.
Like, my whole mom's side of the family is just crazy.
I think that's probably where I get my crazy side from is them.
You think people who dress up like women are weirdos?
No, no, no.
It's my uncle.
My uncle Manny.
My uncle Manny is different. Uncle Manny is different. Going toos. No, no, no. It's my uncle. My uncle Manny. My uncle Manny is different.
My uncle Manny is different.
Going to jail.
Yeah, he's different.
But it's just, I don't know, man.
It's just hard to explain.
Like, the last time I seen my grandmother was like, scream to her too.
Yeah.
Why?
So you think it's because of your dad?
No, it's just.
Did you help them and then you stop helping them and you think it's the money?
No, not even.
I think once the business just kind of just swept me away.
Like when I when I hit the ground running, I hit it running hard.
We just lost contact, man. It's just weird.
It's so hard to explain because once again, I don't have that.
I really don't know. It's like our relationship just fell out the sky.
It's like the weirdest in the world. So when people look up and it's like, oh, he getting trolled or something.
I don't give a fuck about that. I've been talking about me before I came in the game.
I don't give a fuck about no jokes. That fucking been talking about me before I came in the game. I don't give a fuck about no jokes.
The shit that bother me is the real shit
that I can't control.
Like,
me getting served
at my daughter's birthday party.
That's how I got put on child support.
People don't even know that.
So every time I think about
my daughter's first birthday party,
I think about this shit.
Right.
So that's the shit
that I battle with.
You know what I'm saying?
So sometimes I just wake up
and I be angry if I vent,
if I'm on social media
and I'm,
that's the shit that's,
that's the ace. You shouldn't goman. I mean, suicide, you shouldn't
go there. You should put it in your music. I was there.
Like, you and Chris Brown.
Yeah. What's y'all problem? I've seen
y'all grow up in the game. Yeah. Together.
Friends. Best friends at times, I thought. What happened with that?
I just think with me
and Brown, like, we don't even have a problem.
There is no problem at all. Chris Brown told
us on Twitter. Oh. After you put that song
out. He was like, what are you talking about? Yeah, no, he's, I'm confused. You alright, bro? Yeah. Yeah. There is no problem at all. Chris Brown told us on Twitter. After you put that song out, he was like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, no, I'm confused.
You all right, bro?
Yeah.
There is no issue.
But like you said, we grew up together.
We made a lot of money together.
And throughout the game, we grow.
And we end up going separate ways sometimes.
And for me, even with that record, Drunk Us Rock, I'm like, it was more of a question.
Like, damn, you just look up and it's like, we ain't even tight. Like how we used to be. Like, I don't know why. Like, my daughter more of a question. Like, damn, like, you just look up and it's like, we ain't even tight like how we used to be.
Like, I wonder why.
Like, my daughter never met his daughter.
But sometimes it's making an effort on your part, too.
I mean, it's both sides.
Right.
But I just think that sometimes, like, you go through things in life and you navigate.
Like, he's been through things.
I've been through shit.
And it's like, you navigate.
You can grow apart because of life.
Yeah, you just, yeah, it's normal.
He had a kid.
He was dealing with his stuff.
And me, too, at the same time, dealing with my daughter.
When he was going through all his stuff with, you know, the Rihanna stuff, did you reach out to him at that time?
Oh, I was there.
Okay.
I flew to D.C. and sat in the courthouse all day to see my man.
And when he came out, it was a, and that was it.
And they took him away.
But that's when I say, I skipped the show just so I could see you, Chris, in that line.
That's what I meant.
I didn't even take a date.
I said, nah, I'd rather go to D.C. and go check Brown out
because I don't know what's going to happen.
And me, me-ho is right here, man.
Shout out to me-ho, his mom, his aunt.
We all sat in the courthouse for hours and just sat there, waited.
So for me, that's why it's like not really a touchy subject,
but the question is like, damn, what happened to me?
I'm like, this family was involved.
Like I said, with moms and auntie, like you came to my crib. It's like, what happened to me? I'm like, this family was involved. Like, I sat with moms and auntie.
Like, you came to my crib.
And, like, we just, it's like, what happened?
But to me, it's like, I think maybe we just grew up, grown now.
We got kids.
Life changes.
Life revolves.
And it goes on.
But there's never no situation or beef or any problem with Brown.
It'll never be that.
Have you guys both since that song came out?
Last time I seen Brown was at Snoop's Compound in L.A.
Dog had a old 80s party. That was the last time I seen Brown was at Snoop's Compound in LA. Dog had a old 80s party.
That was the last time I seen Brown. It was like three months ago.
There was rumors that, I mean,
the internet said the people that allegedly
robbed Brown is now hanging with you
and that was part of the problem. No, that's false.
That's false. Now, somebody that
you have always had in your corner is
Jermaine Dupri, whether you're arguing
or not arguing.
Where do you guys stand now? Because you did tweet out that
if he don't answer your call,
you're going to tell the world about him.
No, it was a big time joke. See, people don't understand
me and Jermaine, I'm the only person who can
really put him like that. So, of course,
that's a joke. And that's why you called me so
fast. Because I'm like, you ain't
been picking up. We got business to handle.
What is you doing?
Y'all went a while for not talking though. Oh, absolutely.
What was that about? Multiple occasions. The first time
me and Jermaine fell out. When you destroyed the studio.
Damn, you remember that? Yes.
Why'd you destroy the studio?
That's what I'm saying. I've always been a crazy little
motherfucker. People don't understand. Even then.
The wild one, as you once said on Twitter.
Yeah. You said when Birdman came
up here, you was like, Birdman, come.
I'm the wild one.
Yeah, I am.
Nobody never seen me like the blow up.
It's bad.
So you rip up Jermaine Dupri's $30 studio.
That was the first time?
That was the first time.
It was creative differences.
What happened was, no bullshit.
It was creative differences.
We got in the studio.
He wanted to go one direction.
I want to go this direction.
And I was like, man, you know what?
I can just do it on my own.
I don't need you.
Like Snoop found me.
I'm like, yeah, dog found me.
I done learned from you.
I done soaked up all the game.
I don't need you.
When I did that, get the fuck out.
Don't come back.
Don't come.
I'm like, man, I don't even see J.D. raise his voice one time.
I'm the only person who can press the button and you will see a whole nother side of J.D. that you've never seen.
We just got on two days ago on the phone.
For what?
Because Jermaine works differently.
And I get on Jermaine about communication.
I'm like, dog, you got to communicate with me.
You know what I'm saying?
If you got an idea or whatever the plan is, communicate with me.
So Jermaine might not communicate with you, but be working.
But I'll let you know what he's doing.
So you'll be sitting over here like, like, what's going on?
And then I'll start moving without him.
And then like a week later, he'll come in and say, hey, explain the album title on Twitter so people know what it is.
They'll think you're crazy.
It's like, like, dog, like you ain't even you ain't even here like for everything.
Like, how are you calling my phone now type of shit.
So it's like everything with me and Jermaine is always business.
It's never personal.
But you did do it.
You did explain it to me.
I did because it's like I respect him so much.
I love him so much.
And he do be right about a lot of things.
All right, we got more with Bow Wow when we come back.
Matter of fact, let's get into a little Bow Wow mini mix.
Check it out.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club is back.
Yeah.
Back.
Back.
Where I want to be.
That was a Bow Wow mini mix.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Bow Wow's in the building.
Charlamagne?
Why did you name the album Bow Wow Challenge?
Because that's what I named the show.
Yeah, the show.
I got my TV show called it.
I don't even know if I believe that.
Oh, no.
That's going down.
It's hard to believe things that come out your mouth.
No.
No.
That's going down.
That was like the easiest show for me to pitch.
But explain the Bow Wow Challenge.
He put up a private jet.
So you were lying.
So you're admitting you were lying.
Just say you was lying.
I just said it.
You Googled the picture?
How did I get the picture?
Why though?
That was an old Cadillac SMA.
I'm like, that don't seem right.
Because for me, I'm going to tell you one thing.
My girl with her right now, she'll be like,
one thing about Belle, that really shows 31 when it comes to social media.
It's shit that I just don't know.
I still don't even know.
I'll be like the magnifying thing on Instagram.
What's it called?
They like the sport.
I'm like, whatever.
So for me, I'm like, I don't know.
I'm not doing mood pic, but I'm flying. I'm like, I like the picture. I'm like, whatever. So for me, I'm like, I don't know how to do a mood pic, but I'm flying.
I'm like, I like the pitch.
I'm going to throw it up.
I am flying to New York, but I like this picture better.
You know what I'm saying?
Stop it.
I put a whole caption.
Travel day.
I said travel day.
But I didn't say like, oh, I'm on this jet.
I'm out to travel.
But I'm like, yo.
But that's what you instant.
Yeah, I like the picture.
I said, fuck it.
Put it up there.
Travel day.
And no, I wasn't in coach.
I was in first class.
And you're an executive producer of a show.
You come in to do promo for your show.
I'm like, why?
Why is that not fly enough for you? Look, and when I put the picture up, it was so funny because I was coming here.
Right.
So by the time I got to New York, I know it was crazy.
No, but look, I'm doing I'm doing press for growing up hip hop.
So my mom called me. I'm literally It was crazy. No, but look. I'm doing press with Growing Up Hip Hop. So my mom called me.
I'm literally at the hotel watching the game, right?
My mom called me like, hey, did you do something about a plane?
I'm like, what?
She's like, oh, never mind, boy.
I don't know.
Maybe it ain't nothing.
I don't know.
Then my homies called me.
Hey, bro.
I'm like, what's up?
You popping.
I'm like, popping?
What'd I do?
Man, talking about this airplane shit. Man, you better check the same room. You better check everything. Man, my f*** is going crazy. I'm like, popping? What'd I do? Man, talking about this airplane shit. Man, you better check
the same room. You better check everything. Man, my
is going crazy. I'm like, what? So I just
happened to refresh my Twitter.
My shit was rammed.
I'm like, is it that big of a deal?
And then by the time I got back to
Atlanta, when I got home, that's
when I knew, okay, this is a big ass
deal. And then that's how it all started.
And I started seeing 50, Then everybody started doing them.
And the one thing I said was, okay, I ain't tripping.
I'm like, that shit don't get to me.
I'm like, I'm about to turn this around, though.
I'm going to get a check out this shit.
And Mona Scott reached out to me, like, two months after.
And she was like, you ever thought about doing a Bad Wife Challenge show?
And I was like, no.
She said, no, you got to own this shit.
Everybody for us on Instagram.
You need to make a show like that.
And you need to bust my right in the act.
It's you.
You started it.
You did it.
Cool.
I said, okay.
Well, let's do this, Mona.
I'm down.
Let me call my man, Anthony Z, the creator of CSI, and let me get him involved.
That's my guy.
I called Anthony.
I said, listen, I'm going to put you in a room with Mona.
Us three, we're going to pitch this show called the Bow Wow Challenge Show.
Mind you, this is the creator of CSI, Anthony Zucker.
This is my guy.
He goes, I'm all with it.
And we just got the news that it got picked up.
I'll start filming the show next month.
I'll let y'all know when the cameras are on.
I'll let y'all know when the cameras are on.
So the concept is you busting people who fronten on Instagram.
Right in the spot.
You're going to be on the first episode.
You're going to bust yourself.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
But it's like made punk all in one.
Right.
But it's different.
It's catfish.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Now, did you ever get Keisha Cole pregnant?
That was another rumor that was out there.
No.
Since this is your last interview, you're going to address all rumors.
No, yeah, we're going to talk.
No.
Did you ever get Keisha Cole pregnant?
No.
That's false.
Now, do you fall in love fast with females?
I mean, you...
Well, hold on, huh?
Would you smash Keisha Cole at least?
Because the rumor got to come from somewhere.
You guys been dating? I wouldn't call to come from somewhere. You guys were dating?
I wouldn't call it that.
You wouldn't call it dating?
Yeah.
She was just a cool person.
Not your girlfriend, but y'all dated.
But what's dating?
We went out together, had a good time with the premise of maybe we'll take it further.
You had sex with Keisha Cole.
That's what you said.
You can say yes and then put hashtag Bow Wow Challenge.
Bow Wow is a silent sniper, yo.
Hey, I am.
You are a silent sniper.
I am, but y'all,
every time I come,
like, it's been six years,
but you f***ed up the last time
when you said a name
and I was like, oh, s***.
Like, how'd you find out?
That was Kim K.
Exactly.
But this is like, yeah.
I wouldn't say we dated.
It was just a cool person.
You hung out.
At that time, we hung out
and that was that.
Has Shad Moss ever
gotten a break? Meaning, you've been Bow Wow
for so long. Have you ever taken time
just to be Shad? Every day.
Shad is the weirdo, though.
Shad is the motherfucker who sits
on YouTube all day, watches old
WWF classics, watches
Food Network, watching Animals
and shit like that. That's Shad.
I do that every day.
Playing video games, that's me.
Bow is the work, the crazy one.
The other side, shy is the more cool, calm, and relaxed dude.
I get to be shy when I'm doing movies.
When I'm doing TV and this, only the music bring out the other side.
Because from the outside looking, it looks like you can't let Bow Wow go.
Like I'm thinking about that video where you was running and you paid those people to chase you.
That shit was real. I don't believe that. You don you was running, and you paid those people to chase you. Uh-uh.
That shit was real.
I don't believe that.
You don't have to.
You said you paid people to chase you.
Why did you make that shit?
That was a rumor online that you paid people to chase you.
Yeah, it was, but that shit was real.
We walked out the stadium, and I was like, yo, what the fuck is this shit?
Like, they was blocking the barricade, all the kids was.
And I'm like, so what, we gonna, like, just stand here and shit?
Like, I'm ready to get on the bus. Like, I'm not about to just stand here at the barricade, all the kids was. And I'm like, so what, we going to just stand here?
I'm ready to get on the bus.
I'm not about to just stand here at the barricade all night.
So Jermaine said, what you going to do?
I said, well, I'm about to run around this.
I took off.
I ran around that.
There you go right there.
I look, and they just started taking off.
I'm like, I'm out.
When they start taking off, we start taking off.
And we ran up on the bus, like last night in Norfolk, Virginia.
Like, girls was passing out in the club.
I ain't seen that since I was little.
On God.
Crazy. When you grow up with that level of fame, and then that doesn't, that changes.
Because your fans grow up, people not passing out no more, they're not chasing you.
Absolutely.
Does that affect you mentally?
Because I think about that video where you were walking with the hoodie on, and you was
like, oh, they don't even know it's me.
I'm like, they're not thinking about you, Val.
Shout out to my brother, Problem, because he just did one of them videos
and I had to get in his DM.
I was like, dude, but you need to hood on.
He ain't wear the hoodie, but shout out to my boy Problem.
But no, no, no, not at all.
Because it's still the same.
It's weird, and plus my fan base, it varies.
It varies.
So sometimes even though I might fuck up and I do shit online,
I still have to be cautious that I even have younger fans too.
It's from white kids to you name it. All colors
and sometimes I'll always be forgetting. Like even
you know, I smoke hella weed. I'm like
damn, I gotta stop smoking on my Instagram
sometimes. I'm like damn. I can't follow you.
Because I have all age.
Like it's old people from
Roll Bounce that love me. You know what I'm saying?
Mine never even knew I rap. When I did
CSI, I got middle America
who, you know, I probably never touched,
that now it's, oh my God, Nelson.
I love you, Nelson.
And it's like, thank you.
My shit is like gumbo.
It's all mixed up, so I be forgetting sometimes.
That's why I ask you, is it hard to let Bow Wow go?
Like, you got that.
Those plaques are on the wall.
Those jerseys are in the rafters.
Yeah.
But is it hard to just let Bow Wow go?
Hell no.
You said you were inspired to make music again because of Diddy calling you legendary.
Nah, Puff got on me.
Did he get on you?
Nah, come on.
Party or a party party?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Look, this man is right here, man.
I just saw him just asking, is this a party or a party party?
Nah, it was a party at his crib, though.
But nah, it was a party.
You know, it was Halloween.
And everybody went back to his crib and shit.
And the next thing you know, pow, he pulled me to the side right there in front of Jermaine.
I was like, listen, cut the bullshit out.
You got me in your corner.
You got JD.
You got Dog.
You got real ones behind you.
Uncle Don Clown shit. You done put in too much dog. You got real ones behind you. I don't condone clowns.
You done put in too much work. You done did too much
shit, boy, for you to even think that
you gonna just do it like this.
I ain't letting that happen. Get it together.
Go ahead, Diddy. Drop on the clues box.
And I looked
him in the eye, and I was like, I respect
it. I deserve it. I respect it.
Would you change anything? Because you went from
superstardom, and then it kind of, we lost you for a couple of years, and now it's kind of like growing it it. Would you change anything? Because you went from superstardom, and then it kind of, we lost you for a couple of years,
and now it's kind of like growing back.
Would you change anything?
If there's anything I can see people saying,
like, why did he sign with Cash Money?
There was no Jermaine in my corner at the time.
Always had a relationship with Stunner.
And I said, you know what, let me try something different.
Because I was really close to signing.
I was going to roll with Atlantic.
My only issue was, every time I've been with a major,
every time I get ready to drop my projects, the staff changes,
like right in the middle of my shit.
And before I made the decision with Kevin Liles at the time,
Kevin Liles left and started his own management company.
So I went with Stunner.
I'm like, let me go with Stunner.
Somebody I know.
My situation was straight.
Like, even to this day, like, I have nothing bad to say about Stunner.
Like, he never.
I got all mine.
You got big?
Absolutely.
I got all mine.
He took care of me. Me and Chris Torr, he ain't got to pay for the bus. Young and I got never... I got all mine. You got big? Absolutely. I got all mine. He took care of me.
Me and Chris Torr, he ain't got to pay for the bus.
Youngin, I got that. I got no complaints.
That's coming from me. That's my word. I ain't got no
complaints when it came to me and Stunner.
We got more with Bow Wow when we come back.
Usually we do the rumors when we come back, but
Bow Wow still here. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee.
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Bow Wow is in the building.
He's still here.
Usually we do rumors here, but Bow Wow's here.
Charlamagne?
Is it true Janet Jackson really wanted to holler at you, but you were too young,
so you told JD, hold it down until you get older?
No, definitely not.
Where are you reading these from?
I was just curious.
Where are you getting this information from?
It's on the internet.
Cite your source.
I have to know.
So that's not true?
No, not at all.
That's not true.
That's fake news.
Gosh, they have some real weird stories on there.
Oh, absolutely.
That was, yeah, absolutely.
Are you looking forward to getting married in life, though?
Because you almost did it.
Yeah, but...
What made you decide
this isn't gonna happen?
It don't work out. Like for me I like a strong
woman. I don't like no woman that
is weak minded or you look at comments
and you let my
disrupt your life or disrupt the way you move
because of what somebody say. I don't give a
fuck what nobody say about me. That's
what I've always been that way. People always have something
to do with it. Man I don't give a. If I care, like, I don't care.
It'll be over if you care.
Yeah, so I don't understand how when people read on the Internet or they look at their comments, that really affects them.
It don't affect me.
And that was a problem.
It's like, yo, I just can't do it.
I can't do it.
So it's outside people interfering with you because they...
Yeah, I just can't do it.
Your girl now don't care.
She don't care about the comments.
She come to you straight.
That doesn't matter.
Yeah, she hood, too. So she with don't care. She don't care about the comments. She come to you straight. That doesn't matter.
She hood, too.
So she with all the smoke.
What about your girlfriend now?
Have you brought your daughter around her?
Absolutely, man.
My daughter love my girl.
Okay, and so your daughter's mother has no problem with that? No problem whatsoever.
Okay, so it isn't just that she doesn't like anyone.
It's just that she doesn't like you.
No, it was a situation that she wasn't grooving with.
You know what I'm saying?
At all.
What was the situation?
An ex.
Okay. That I don't really
like to, you know, shed no light on.
They still be talking about me
on they little show and shit.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
What can you do? We say it at the same time. What can I do?
Yeah, I mean, what can you do about that?
I'm good. I know they not, though.
I seen they situation, though, folk.
What's they situation? It ain't one no more.
But I'm happy.
All my exes in shambles right now.
Oh, you said my exes in shambles?
I'm happy.
You said all your exes in shambles?
Damn near.
Except one.
Ciara?
Exactly.
She good.
Daughter mom is good.
But the others?
Well, you have a lot of exes.
I do?
Kind of.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if you have a lot of exes.
They might not be exes.
There you go.
We know who you're talking about, though.
You're going on a media tour just to tell the media you aren't doing interviews anymore.
Why is that?
That's it.
Why is that, though?
Why are you-
My last radio interview, because everybody knows my story, pretty much.
It's like, okay, Snoop founding, blah, blah, blah, Jermaine, it's the same.
So for me, it's kind of like, even like last year, all the dumb I did, all the L's I took
last year, all the dumb I done said, I noticed that I'm the one can't really comment on shit.
Even if I say something, even with the Drunk Off Sarai record, people just went straight to Brown.
Right.
That's not what it is.
I said about Jermaine.
I spoke about cash money.
I spoke about a lot of shit.
And I noticed that when I say things, they take them, maximize them, and flip it or make it something.
So it was like, for me, it's like, all right, you know what?
I ain't doing interviews no more than that.
But you didn't do an interview then.
You did a song.
Right.
But still, it's like, I could say, damn, man, Jermaine something, something, but it was whack, though.
Oh, Bow Wow said that Jermaine Dupri was whack.
And it's like, yo, throw the fuck I didn't.
See, now y'all causing, like, this shit really be affecting niggas.
I never said that.
But is that media or is that social media?
Man, that is the media.
That's people on social media.
Man, when you look on, man, I know how the media go.
You look on Page Six, you look on all this shit,
and everybody running these stories, and you looking like, man, what?
Like, man, what?
And so then you just stand back like, okay, fuck it.
Now I'm going to take the media in my own hands now.
If I do an interview, it's going to be a black and white, and still i'm gonna put it out and i know when i put it out they're gonna
grab it but it's gonna be what i want out there it ain't gonna be no more i come sit down do an
interview and you take bits and you're gonna sell it the way it is like problem put some on
academics page like it's real shit like it's a setup like you you you go in here with with
certain people to ask you questions they hem you up the next you know you leave it now you beefing
with a rapper.
Like, I woke up with the whole, I run Ohio.
I'm like, I never said I run Ohio.
What the fuck is going on today?
I don't know him.
Like, I don't even know him to not like him.
You know what I'm saying?
It's because, like, I don't even know where this energy coming from.
Because I don't know you.
When I was making records, you wasn't born.
That sounds crazy to him.
Bow-wow.
I know. I'm 31.
I don't know if he's 18.
I'm not, and I said this, I'm not about to go back and forth with an 18.
I'm just not.
We're in a different tax bracket.
I'm in a whole nother league.
What props I'm going to get for that?
I ain't getting no props for that.
You right.
Is the album done?
Almost, but the G6 is done though.
The mixtape is done.
If they want the Greenlight 6, that's done.
When's the album not done?
I thought you were going to say the release date on Breakfast Club.
I did.
I want to put it on my daughter's birthday.
That's the 27th, this month.
Is it true that you helped Hov get his 92 bricks back that he lost?
I mean, he hit me, but no, I did not.
It's like just so I can get that from him.
I'm just asking the questions that people want to know.
You think you could be with one woman for the rest of your life?
I thought I couldn't, but yeah, I can.
I thought I couldn't.
And the reason why I thought I couldn't was because I didn't meet the right one.
I damn near cheated on every girl I've been with.
But this one.
Yeah.
Well, it's been still early.
Yeah, but I've been with my girl every day.
And my girl don't play.
Like, when I go in the clubs and I got a hose and I got to do shit,
I'm the type of nigga like, I FaceTime my girl when I'm in the section.
Like, yo, baby, it's crazy in here right now.
Getting the bag, I'm going right.
And I do.
Like, I do that because I know my history.
Is all the stuff you see scare you?
Like when you see Kev Hart get caught up or you see Tristan Thompson?
Yo, listen, that's why Jermaine had that talk.
When you find something, and you didn't know it came from him.
He knows best because he lost. When you find something, even though it came from him. He knows best because he knows.
When you find something, lock that door.
Because this shit is crazy out here nowadays.
And I'm going to tell you what I can't take.
And I ain't never said this.
This is my weakness.
Let it be some real shit that happens.
And then, like, y'all talking about it, reporting it.
That shit is going to affect me.
Like, I couldn't deal with a scandal.
If they said you had herpes and you. Yeah, like, fucked up room you know i'm saying you had worse though they said you
got ripped by your bodyguard yeah but like that was that one yeah but for me that was like when
i was a little kid i like i heard that rumor when i was like 13 14 and i'm like whatever like that
sounds ridiculous you know i'm saying but i couldn't handle what tristan thompson going
through and i'm gonna just say it i'm weak for call that on himself though true in the club in Like, that sounds ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? But I couldn't handle what Tristan Thompson going through.
And I'm going to just say it.
I'm weak for shit like that. He called that on himself, though.
True.
In the club, in the hookah lounge?
But think about this.
There's nobody outside.
You think you good.
That's everywhere now.
You never see the...
He was in the hookah lounge, though.
No, no, he's talking about outside.
I'm talking about when the nigga was walking.
When he was walking into the hotel.
Into the hotel.
He was getting a camera call.
I wasn't no fan.
That was like higher shit.
Right.
That shit, you can see it in my eyes. That was like higher. Right. That.
You can see it in my eyes.
I got chills.
That terrifies me.
Yeah, but he deserved it after tongue kissing a girl in the club.
Man.
I don't like, I couldn't go through what Kev went through.
That was.
Just anything.
Both.
Like, imagine you not thinking about the camera, nothing.
You wake up.
Your PR call.
You're like, uh, TMZ just called.
We got a problem.
And you clueless to what the problem is. picture with a in your mouth that's crazy but some went down and whatever they
explained to you you know it is in facts but it's only it's only the news is only a two-day three
and we understand that right but things get dragged some things get dragged like
still going on right like other dildo situation.
See, I don't know.
I ain't know none of the Bow Wow Challenge.
Only reason the Bow Wow Challenge is still going on is because they don't know when Bow
Wow is telling the truth or not.
Everything you say sounds like a lie.
That or not even that.
It could be people that are doing something.
Like, I see people could be doing something and just hashtag it like, it ain't mine, but
it's the Bow Wow Challenge.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's what I can't take.
Real life.
What happened with Lonzo Ball? How was he in the studio? Was he doing a record or'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's what I can't take. Real life shit. And what happened with Lonzo Ball?
How was he in the studio?
Were you doing a record
or were y'all playing ball?
Man, okay, so we at the studio.
My man Baller.
Baller's the dude.
You come to Atlanta,
you pretty much, you know,
if you connect with Baller,
you good through the city.
After the game, they pull up.
Baller like,
hey, man, I'm in the strip club right now.
I'm about to bring the Lakers through.
My man Baller,
I'm in your cap and ass, man.
Trying to Bow Wow Challenge. I'm thinking, I'm like, man, get out of here. You I'm about to bring the Lakers through. I'm in my ballroom, it's your capping ass, man, trying to battle our challenge.
I'm thinking, I'm like, man, get out of here.
You ain't about to bring no Lakers through the studio.
In my mind, I'm already working.
I'm like, oh, I'm about to put one of these on this court.
So when they came, I forgot one of they dudes' name, but I smoked him 2-0.
I got him out of here.
I think he played for the Lakers.
I got him up out of here.
Then Lonzo got up.
I was like, what you want to do?
He was like, what? I'm like, man, what you want to do? He was like, what?
I'm like, man,
what you trying to do?
This is what I want.
He said, well, let's go.
He ain't saying nothing.
Here we go.
He got the first round.
Mind you, I got on no shoes.
I'm playing in socks.
Second round, I beat him.
In the third round,
you beat Lonzo
and shoot jump shots.
Yeah.
Shoot three-pointers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After he beat another Lakers.
In socks.
In socks.
So the third round,
he f***ed me up.
I didn't hit s***.
I was tired.
He knew it.
He was talking cash.
I mean, this boy wasn't missing that.
They be talking about how he shoot.
That b**** was going in like a m****.
Jermaine, everybody recording it.
I knew that s*** was going to go viral.
Like, I knew it was because of who he is and his pops.
And he's like the hot new current dude.
He's heavy on social media.
And me, you know what I'm saying?
I just knew it was going to go.
You know what I'm saying?
Just two young cats. I played Kobe. That was cool. Then Snoop hit me right after you know what I'm saying? I just knew it was going to go. You know what I'm saying? Just two young cats.
I played Kobe.
That was cool.
Then Snoop hit me right after.
Like, I'm mad.
I'm like, why?
Because I never met Lonzo Ball.
I'm like, you never met Lonzo?
No.
I'm a real Laker, man.
And you got the meeting before I did.
That was dope.
And then I looked up.
That was on SportsCenter.
I was having a moment.
I was happy.
I'm like, I love SportsCenter.
So that's how that whole thing came about.
Well, technically, you'd have been in the league 12 years by now.
Right, Mike?
Yeah, yeah.
You'd have been in the league 12 years.
You're 31.
He, what, 19?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was cool, man.
And he's a cool dude.
So I had a lot of fun shooting with Lonzo.
That was fun.
Well, Shad Moss, ladies and gentlemen.
He said this is a live radio interview.
We know that's not the truth.
That is.
He'll be back.
If it's y'all.
I said you will be back. And we appreciate you for joining us. Come on, man. Absolutely. Bow's not the truth. It is. He'll be back. If it's your. So you will be back.
And we appreciate you
for joining us.
Come on, man.
Absolutely.
Bow Wow, a.k.a.
Shad Moss.
Ain't no a.k.a.
Shad Moss.
That's it.
Shad Moss.
We said Shad.
Shad.
Shad.
Yeah.
Shad Moss.
Yeah.
All right.
Bow Wow.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
I was born a donkey.
It's the donkey of the day.
It's the donkey of the day. It's the donkey of the day. This is donkey, donkey, donkey.
I'm going to do that.
That's for the donkey of the day.
That's pretty funny.
Charlemagne the devil?
Possibly.
The Breakfast Club.
Listen, man, Charlemagne the God here.
I'm on vacation.
I don't give a damn what y'all think about that because I deserve it.
Now, the Breakfast Club is in 80-plus markets in 150 countries,
so we have a lot of new listeners who probably don't even know who Charlemagne Tha God is.
So use my time off to catch up on some of my past work, okay?
Okay.
If you're new here, I do a segment every day called Donkey of the Day,
Donkey as in jackass, and that's when I give someone the credit they deserve for being stupid.
So if you've never heard of it, this is new to you,
but if you are a regular listener, then this is an oldie but goodie
because it's the best of the donkey of the day.
Donkey of the day goes to a superintendent from the Keno Werff School District
named Thomas Tramaglini.
Now, Thomas Tramaglini makes $147,504 a year as a superintendent.
I am stating how much he makes for no reason.
The number was available, so I decided to let
you all know. In case you have been thinking about being a
superintendent for a school district in New Jersey,
I just want you to know where your price point should be.
Well, you know what? I take that back.
I let you know how much Thomas is getting paid
because that's how much he will be making on paid
leave. See, Thomas has been placed on
paid leave after being arrested on
charges of lewdness and public
urination and defecation in Holmdel,
New Jersey.
Let me tell you something.
New Jersey does not play when it comes to public urination and defecation.
I know you know.
Yes.
A couple of years ago, I was pissy drunk, taking a leak.
Literally.
Yes, I was taking a leak in front of my cousin's perm's house in Jersey.
Salute the perm.
I'm in front of his crib peeing.
And perm said, you know, if you get caught peeing in Jersey you have to register as
a sex offender I thought you were lying when you told me that so I don't even
know why that made me laugh so hard when it happened but I laughed so hard that
as I was peeing I farted now yes well if you know anything about me then you know
I don't fart in my clothes and one of the reasons I don't fart in my clothes
is because of what happened when I laughed while peeing in front of Perm's house.
I did shart a little.
Okay.
So technically, I too have been guilty of public urination and defecation in Jersey.
I just didn't get caught.
And you're a sex offender.
No.
How?
I didn't get caught.
He got caught.
But this isn't about me.
Okay.
This is about Thomas Tramaglini.
All right, would you like to know why Thomas Tramaglini was charged with public urination and defecation?
Let's go to ABC7NY for the report, please.
Investigators solving a disgusting mystery at a New Jersey school,
and police say the man behind it is the superintendent of a school district about 30 minutes away.
Officials at Holmdel High School have been trying to figure out who had been defecating on the school's track every day.
Officials say they eventually caught that man.
His name is Thomas Tremaglini in the act.
And he is the superintendent of the nearby Kenilworth School District.
Holmdel Police announced on its Facebook page
that the school resource officer and staff monitored the fields
and caught the culprit in the act,
and that he was charged with lewdness,
littering, and defecating in public.
The Kenilworth School District announced
Tramaglini's paid leave on its page,
assuring faculty, staff, and students and parents
that the district will continue its responsibilities
without interruption.
Thomas, Thomas, Thomas.
You know I ain't the smartest man in the world,
but from over here, it looks like you're taking a s***. If this was a homeless person, Thomas, Thomas. You know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here
it look like you taking a s**t. If this was a homeless person, I would understand. Okay, in fact, if human
feces was repeatedly found in a public area, I would think that it's a homeless person, not a
superintendent of a school who makes six figures a year. This is why you can never ever judge a book
by its cover. This is why profiling and stereotyping is whack. Even though I believe it's not a stereotype
if it's true.
But you just never know.
Now, portable toilets
are located all around
the Holmdel High School
athletic field.
So inquiring minds
want to know
why Thomas opted
not to use any of them
and opted to only
poop on the track.
Now, people are saying
that Trauma Gleanie
might have suffered
from a common affliction
known as runner's trotch.
Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say.
Runner's diarrhea.
That's what happens when people run a marathon.
They go running.
They poop on themselves.
Yeah.
And you have that sudden and, like, not entirely controllable desire to empty your butt.
If you look it up, you see a lot of people that are actually running in marathons with poop coming all down their legs.
Oh, yay.
But many others have noted
if this was occurring on a regular basis,
that would suggest intent, right?
Since this is happening all the time.
Okay.
And he wasn't running no marathon.
Exactly.
Nobody knows why Thomas Tramaglini,
a grown-ass 42-year-old man,
was pooping on the track.
And nobody cares
because we got to get these jokes off, okay?
Why was you pooping on the track is one question.
But my next question would have been, what's that smell?
Yuki.
Thomas, how are you going to return back to work, okay?
All right?
You are a serial sh-
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, as soon as you return to work, I hope somebody screams out this.
Poop again. He called this sh- Poop. No, exactly. Okay, as soon as you return to work, I hope somebody screams out this. Poop again!
He called this s*** poop!
No, no.
Oh, my God.
Hmm?
When you think of pooping on the track, what do you think?
All jokes aside, when you think of pooping on the track, what do you think?
DJing?
No!
Pooping on the track.
Poopity-scoop.
Oh, yeah.
Poopity-scoop.
Poopity-poopity-scoop.
Now, Thomas has declined to comment to all media outlets.
Okay, a NewJersey.com reporter approached him,
and Thomas gave a sharp no comment.
He has released no formal statement.
He has released.
And he did not answer the door at his townhome on Saturday.
But we here at The Breakfast Club have reached out to Thomas Tramaglini for comment,
and he had this to say in regards to him, public pooping on the track.
Okay. Some donkey of the day
just saw it himself. Please let Remy Ma
give Thomas Tramaglini the biggest
hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw.
You stupid mother
are you dumb? Now, was it a
grass track? Because he could
have been trying to fertilize.
Isn't poop good for fertilization?
Pooping on the track, baby.
Hit my song.
Poopy dee scoop.
Hey.
All right.
What if he would have cleaned it up?
Would it matter?
It would be a poopity scoop.
Poopy dee scoop.
All right.
You're scooping the poop up.
All right, guys.
And putting it in a bag to throw away.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have a special young lady with us this morning.
Yes, sir.
Comedian Lunel.
Yo.
Now, let the record show Lunel asked me to undress her this morning.
No, you didn't.
So if it ever comes out later that she didn't give me consent.
No, me too over here.
I seen you pull her shirt off.
She asked me to.
Okay.
And we always do what we're asked to do,
don't we, Charlamagne?
Yes.
You be a good boy,
and mommy don't have to thank you.
Now, I walked outside,
and I heard Charlamagne say,
whack shit nasty,
and then I heard Lunell yell out,
I like them nasty.
Yes, Char, nasty is good.
People ain't nasty no more.
They can't be. They get in trouble
nowadays. Well, you be nasty
with your mate. You know, be nasty
with your partner.
That's what happens. You get in these
relationships, you quit being nasty.
Now there go your man out the motherf***ing door
after the next nasty bitch.
You should have saved the nasty bitch you was
when you met you.
So you think that's what it is?
You think women are just afraid to be freaks nowadays?
I don't think they're afraid.
I just think that, well, I think a lot of women are inhibited.
Okay.
Especially maybe some of my big sisters out here
because you feel like, oh, you know,
this shit ain't tight and this is rolling and all that.
And it is.
But you just got, there's a whole crew of motherfuckers out there who love that shit.
Yeah.
I know.
I got one.
It's going to be skinny for sure.
You got you a man that loves the, what, the rolls?
He does, right?
Oh, you're married?
Okay.
I'm not even married.
I've been married for 17 years.
Yay.
On the low.
Don't tell the boys that.
On the low.
Yeah.
I keep it on the low.
I don't put my husband on social media, no pictures,
because if they do that face recognition in the penitentiary,
we're f***ed then.
There he goes, back to the yard.
Do you still enjoy comedy?
You know, because it seems like comedy has gotten a little tighter now
where there's certain things you say now, you get in trouble.
I don't get in trouble for saying anything.
I say absolutely everything that's on my mind,
but I've been that way for 30 years.
They call me the original bad girl of comedy.
I've had a mouth on me since the gate.
I think it might have helped me back then.
I was even too dirty to be on Def Jam, if you can believe that.
And I'm swole about that.
Studio 54 and Def Jam, I never got the experience in Really? And I'm swole about that. Studio 54 and Def Jam,
I never got to experience in New York.
I'm dead.
They told you that?
They were like, are you too...
No, they didn't tell me,
but they just didn't ever let me do it.
I'm the only fool that came through that era
that didn't do Def Jam.
But I did nine seasons of Comic View,
which is way cleaner than Def Jam was.
They just was hating on me.
But I made it despite that.
And the times have changed.
So now, you know,
my sort of
style or genre is almost
missing a really blue
female who is what they call
guy funny. You know, not just funny
to the women, but funny to the dudes too.
It makes me very happy to look out there
and see men bent over
and spitting out their drink and stuff like that
because men come not
expecting to enjoy a female comic.
You come just to appease your god.
Go see this broad. But when you really
kill it, that's why they call me
El Murder. The L is for
Lunell Murders because I'm killing these bitches
out here.
So that's why when
guys come in and they
see me and I see them having a great time,
it's wonderful. To answer
your question, yes, I do still enjoy comedy.
Everybody
knows that I have a problem
with the Insta fame
quote unquote comedians. I just wish
there was another name for them
besides comic because, you know, I think of comics,
I'm thinking of Lenny Bruce and, you know,
Rodney Winfield and Robin Harris and Pryor
and Cosby and Joan Rivers and Miles Mabry.
Those are comics to me.
But, you know, just because you have 387,000 likes
does not a comic make.
You haven't done anything.
There's beauty in the struggle.
Sure, everybody wants to make it fast and quick.
You know? But there's beauty
in the struggle. What stories are you going to
be able to tell, you know,
that led up to your legacy
not?
You know, you're not going to have no stories
to tell. Oh, because I got so many likes
and they picked me up from YouTube,
and I got my own show, and that was 15 years ago,
and now nobody knows who the f*** I am anymore.
Isn't it like another form of comedy?
Like, you got stand-up, you got some comedians.
It is another form of comedy.
Yeah, comedians are funny on TV, some in movies,
some online.
Right.
Yeah, you know, I mean, it is a genre for sure.
And, you know, I'm just as prone to do a video as anybody else. But I'm not basing and hoping my career on that. But I'm already established. These kids got to get in Instagram and go into a club. And you got 350 people looking at you like, what you got?
Then you need to have something behind that.
Because, you know, that time's going to run out.
You're going to look f***ing stupid.
Does it bother you that a lot of these, I guess, Insta comedians are getting people in the building.
They're getting a lot of money and they're not really funny at times?
Yes, of course it bothers me and not only me.
I'm just one of the people who speak out about
this shit because I'm not a fake bitch.
You know, I
know it bothers a lot
of us OGs because they're
getting paid more than us
and it's not even, I don't do it for the money
but I certainly would like to get
compensated for being one of the bad ones out
here. You know what I mean?
And you see people just buying houses and shit
and they've been on YouTube for like three years.
It's like, this is bulls**t.
So I'm not going to lie and say it don't bother me.
It bothers a lot of people,
but I don't know who's going to say it, but I will.
You know what I hate?
I hate that comedians are being so politically correct nowadays
because y'all don't have to be.
I don't, and I'm not.
And, you know, I was out in Nyack.
I wasn't in Brooklyn, and my audience was like 80% white.
I guarantee you I didn't change Narae word because I can.
You know, I can go entertain the Jewish, you know, city council
as well as go to the Ymca and do a show but i don't change it because my subject
matter is mostly child relationship and sex based which is universal anybody white anybody latino
anybody trans anybody anything can come to my show and they're gonna fall out laughing because
everything is universal my my audiences are like on a cruise ship.
You know what I mean?
You just come to have fun, and you're sitting next to Joe Bob,
who's sitting next to Jamal, who's sitting next to Becky,
and everybody's all there together.
And that's what I like being able to do.
All right, we have more with Lou Nell when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Comedian Lou Nels in the building.
Now, we had Monique up here a couple of months ago,
and we were talking about her Netflix special.
What did you think about that?
Because you're an OG comedian.
I saw the picture you posted on Instagram.
You said, Netflix, I'll take that goddamn money.
Yeah, I will take that money.
Let's be clear.
But first of all, I've said,
and I say at the beginning of my shows on
stage, no matter what you think about
her, no matter what you've
heard about her husband, that's all
irrelevant. She's f***ing right.
Like, we're underpaid.
Angela Bassett has said the same
thing. Viola Davis
has spoke on it as well.
And, you know, every now and then, I like to see
somebody who don't give a f*** and they just
name, name, call people on their s***
and let the chips fall where they may.
Now, I wouldn't do it like that, you know.
But she's there. I'm going to leave that
to her. But, you know,
two years from now, she'll do something else
amazing. They'll be all on her d*** again.
I've seen this a hundred times. You know what I mean?
You go down, you come back up.
But somebody had to speak on the issue. At least the issue is being spoke about now. And so I this a hundred times. You know what I mean? You go down, you come back up. But somebody had to speak on the issue.
At least the issue is being spoke about now.
And so I thank her for that.
So what happens when the next,
like what would it say, somebody like a Tiffany Haddish,
when she gets paid from Netflix?
Well, she's gotten paid.
Yes, yes.
Well, Tiffany is a friend of mine, I like to think.
And I think that she is
riding the f***ing wave right now.
What you gonna do? Not take the f***ing wave right now. What you going to do?
Not take the money?
Goddamn right.
You know, and the wave don't always last forever.
So you better grab it.
She's cute.
She's young.
She's perky.
She's quirky.
She acts kind of stupid, but she ain't stupid.
Not at all.
At all.
And I really don't think that the Illuminati is going to be able to come for her without
her snitching them out.
She's holding on to that Beyonce bite story pretty tough.
But I think if the Illuminati come and Tiffany had it, they'll be the f*** with the wrong bitch.
Because she's going to put on, you know these motherf***ers came to me, talking to me about that bulls***, you know.
And I just don't think she's going to change.
I think she's going to remain the chick that she is, you know. I agree, don't think she's gonna change. I think she's gonna remain
the chick that she is,
you know?
I agree, too.
Which is refreshing.
Yeah,
and plus,
she older, though,
so it's not like she knew,
you know what I mean?
Right,
she didn't just,
yeah,
she didn't just pop up,
but that's what it looks like,
you know?
Yeah.
She just popped up
out of the sky.
No,
you can Google her
and go back,
see Tiffany doing shit
and poorly dressed.
Now, you pose naked.
Yeah, for Penthouse.
For real?
Google the picture right now.
Let me see.
What I got to Google?
Lunel naked?
I got to black and white.
You want to see them black and white?
No, you want to see it in color.
Let me see.
I want to see that melanin.
Let me see.
That's not all you're going to see.
Now, why'd you decide to pose naked?
Well, because they said okay.
They said okay?
Yeah, I had already directed a photo shoot for Penthouse.
It was a series they had called Pop Shots.
Stevie J did one.
I did one.
Dave Navarro did one.
And you get to pick the models you want.
They give you a mansion, and you can be in the pool or in the bed or in the kitchen.
So we took over the mansion, and I got everybody I wanted.
I wanted a boy who looked like Fabio.
We got my boy Alejandro.
I wanted a chocolate sister.
The light-skinned bitches get all the shine, so I wanted a dark-skinned sister.
Yeah, and then I wanted a red-haired white girl, not a blonde or brunette.
See, look at that.
It took three hours.
Three hours to do that graffiti on my back.
Go ahead, Luenell.
See them tits?
That's right.
They real?
Yeah, they real feel.
No, no.
Don't be scared.
No, no.
If you're scared, go to church, Charlemagne.
Because somebody's going to screenshot the picture with just me with my hands on you.
I'm going to get a t-shirt that says, I gave permission.
I gave permission.
Did Penthouse pay good?
Um, no, unfortunately.
They did not.
But the, and I thought that, see, I want that picture with the graffiti on my back.
I want that to eventually hit the Jumbotron in Times Square.
You never know. Hell, I might host New Year's Eve, Rock Jumbotron in Times Square. You never know. Hell, I might
host New Year's Eve, Rockin' Eve
one day down there. You never know.
Everything is possible. Right.
Everything is possible if you believe
the Bible say that. There you go.
Now, um... You know that Remy bring
out the scripture in the video. I see. And even
in these pictures in penthouse, you had your cup of yak?
Yeah, I did. What about it?
Deaf comedy jam.
You said you never did it, right?
Never did it.
So when you heard the allegations about Russell, how did you feel?
How do I handle this?
Take a sip.
Take a sip first.
Take a sip.
Let me sip now.
Take a sip first.
Take a sip first.
Take a sip first.
Take a sip first.
All right, there you go.
All right, now.
Now, ask the question again, Charlamagne.
Now, so you didn't do deaf comedy jams.
When you heard the allegations about Russell, how did you feel?
Well, that had nothing to do with me not doing deaf jams.
That was the work of Bob Sumner, who used to cast the...
My guy, Bob.
I know Bob.
He's my man.
Yeah, I used to get weed for Bob when he'd come to Oakland.
How about that, Bob?
But he would never put you on a deaf comedy jam.
No.
But that's okay.
Well, there's things that I know.
Uh-oh.
And there's things that I probably shouldn't say on your very popular radio slash television show.
But I'll tell you something in your ear when we get off here.
And I just know them allegations, they're probably going to stick.
God damn.
Jesus Christ.
You might as well just say what you know now.
Jesus Christ. You might as well just say what you know now. Jesus Christ.
Let me see.
Get Paul some more Remy,
Charlamagne.
Oh, don't ply me with alcohol.
Give me some right in here.
This is exactly how I lie.
That's all I need.
That's all I need.
What was the question? Ask the question again, Charlamagne. Oh, Lord. I'm not going down there. That's all I need. That's all I need. That's all I need. What was the question?
Ask the question again, Charlamagne.
Oh, Lord.
I'm not going down there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ask me something else.
You're going to get me murdered
if I get up out this.
What do you think about other comedians
critiquing other comedians publicly,
like saying they're not funny
and stuff like that?
Faison came up and he said
Dave Chappelle wasn't funny at one time.
I think Michael Blackson was,
you know, had his little stuff
with Kevin Hart.
Well, if I was to do that, I'd have beef with everybody.
So I don't really.
The only people I ever really talk about is the millennial social media comedians.
That's it.
I don't really hate on my fellow comedians because we're really all in the same gang.
Right.
You know, I think the older comics do show some loyalty.
Now, Faye's on, you know, his old fat bitter ass.
He came up here and talked about me before, too,
but I just let it roll off my back, and then I called him.
Yeah, he said, I think it was, no, it was a year.
I might have been on Swag.
By Swag.
What did he say?
Yeah.
Oh, just some old stupid shit, you know,
something that totally ain't got shit to do with nothing.
I don't pay a phase on no mind.
We've been friendly for years.
I done got pussy for phase on, so he need to shut the fuck up when it come to me.
And let's just all play nice in the sound box and be friends.
And he'll probably watch and say, that bitch ain't never got no pussy for me.
Well, you don't think he gets it on his own, do you?
No.
No.
Now I'm in trouble.
No, you're all right.
You're fine. Now this shit going to go down.
You're fine.
That fat, funky bitch, fuck you now.
What else you got, bitch?
I'm fat.
You ain't got no more than that.
Okay.
We have more with Luenell, comedian.
When we come back, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have Lunel, comedian in the building.
Charlamagne.
Now, Tori Hart, she said that she's cool with side chicks.
Would you be okay with your husband having a side chick?
Nah.
Nah. Actually, would I be with your husband having a side chick? Nah. Nah.
Actually, would I be okay with me having a side piece? Would you be okay with having a
side piece, Luna? Yeah.
Why you look out the window? Because my husband's
right out there. Uh-oh. But the
that I want to give it to is right over there
with them Tims on. That's my man Wax.
Wax. Wax on. Wax
off. Tell Wax to come in.
Uh-uh. Uh-uh. to come in. Leave him there.
Tell him to come in real quick.
I'll make my top lip moist.
Tell him to come in.
He'll make me sweat on my top lip.
Don't do that to me.
Don't come in.
Don't do that.
See, my husband stays in his lane.
He can't hear.
I know that.
He can't hear no way.
Wax it down.
You know I want to give you some s***, man.
You know, I didn't say that.
He said you don't think you can handle it.
I didn't say that, but it's absolutely accurate,
and you're probably accurate as well.
Yeah.
She said she's like, I'm nasty.
How nasty?
Real nasty.
How nasty?
Tell me something.
Let's have a phone session.
You don't like to eat ass, though.
Oh, well, then forget it.
I gots to have that. I gots to have that.
I gots to have that.
I gots to have it.
So you like your butt.
Well, my ass is sweet, I've been told.
I stay very clean.
I'm a bath girl.
I believe that f***s and booties should go under f***ing water.
I get it.
Yeah, but that's, like, when you wash it.
If you smelled my ass right now, you would go.
Wait, smell it and let's see.
Let me see.
Come here.
Come here.
Let me see what you got.
Back it up on him one time, Ludell.
See, you ain't really nasty.
Let me see.
Back it up on him one time.
Ooh, smell it.
Ooh.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Tell me what that thing smell like.
What'd that booty do?
I'm in trouble, too.
It's all over.
We may as well make a plan because we're both f***ed now.
Oh, my God.
Thanks, Wax.
Oh, I would give him the business, that mother**** right there. Oh, Wax. I would give him the business, that motherfucker right there.
Oh, fuck.
Don't get it wrong.
I love my motherfucking husband.
I love him like a fuck.
I'd kill a bitch about that motherfucker.
But, you know, I don't want to fuck Wax.
Have you ever cheated on your husband?
Yeah.
He knows?
Why you say it like that?
Like, duh.
Because we were separated for a while. Oh, yeah. He knows? Why you say it like that? Like, duh. Because we were separated for a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know?
Like, we've been married 17 years, but all them years wasn't in a row.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had little summer siestas.
I like how you clean that up.
Yeah.
I'm clean, Charlamagne.
Now, you were Wendy Williams' comedy coach, too, right?
I was.
There was a comedy coach, too.
What did you do?
Well, it was amazing how it even came about because just the day before I got the call,
Chris Rock was on the show.
And I'm like, she could call anybody in the world and get them.
But she called me.
That was a blessing.
And see, Wendy did it right.
She hired somebody to help.
She would do her comedy, like, in the studio at night, you know, to the crew and stuff.
And then she would send me tapes, and I would critique and send my comments back.
And then when she did the show in Vegas, Lipstick, then I was there.
And then when she did a show in New Jersey in J-Pstick, then I was there. And then when she did a show in New Jersey
in J-Pac, then I was there too.
And I was actually on the bill with her.
But don't you gotta, like, hit them
comedy clubs, though?
No, stay the f*** out the clubs.
See, Wendy don't need that.
She got her own built-in audience
already. Wherever she go, it's gonna sell out.
Gotcha. So she don't need to
f*** with the clubs. Leave the clubs for real.
Comics are working out.
She did her s*** in theaters.
If you're Wendy,
why not do a theater?
Why are you asking the club?
Did you consider her a friend?
Well, she's not real friendly
like that.
Okay.
She's friendly,
but only to a point.
She does that thing,
that social distance type thing.
But I could say,
no, a friend,
I could call to answer the phone.
A friend I could call
and ask for money.
Wendy ain't neither one of them.
Did you see it
when she passed out?
What'd you think of that?
Well,
I thought it was terrible,
but I sure want to go out like that.
What do you mean?
I want to drop right on stage
in front of everybody.
F*** it.
Go out with a bang.
Go viral, bitch.
That's how you want to die?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Come on.
Stop.
Yeah.
Do you know there's a thing on YouTube, you know, stars who died right before the audience's
eyes.
The whole slew of people.
I could be on there.
Would you rather die on stage or on Wax's face?
On stage.
F*** away.
Now, where you at this weekend?
Where you at coming up?
I'm in Denver.
No, Dayton.
I'm in Dayton.
Dayton, Colorado.
Oh, God.
Where is it?
Dayton, Ohio?
She don't know.
F*** God damn it.
Hey, go out and f*** Remy for breakfast, bitch.
What you expect?
Give him a website or something.
Just go to HeyLunel.com.
H-E-Y
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Any positive words
you want to leave us with before we go?
No.
F*** no.
Luenell, don't be a stranger, okay?
Please come back.
I got to tell you, I'm so excited to be sitting here in this seat
with so many asses I've sat before.
And I always say, God damn it, don't the Breakfast Club want to talk to me?
Yeah.
I want to talk to them.
And a little bit, I got to send a shout out to my girl, Claudia Jordan,
who sort of got the ball rolling.
And my boy, Eddie F., thank you for, you know,
responding finally to our emails and hollering at your girl.
So my publicist, Mary Moore, thanks you.
My manager, William Lee, I thank you.
You know that's Eddie over there, right in the corner over there.
Is that you in the corner?
Yeah, that's the guy that was responding to you.
I'm going to use a slow email at responding.
I ain't scared because you over there.
I'm supposed to be scared.
I ain't scared, Eddie F.
Is you that music producer, Eddie F. guy?
Oh, you the fake Eddie F.
He ain't even who we thought he was.
This is Lou Mel. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. He ain't even who we thought he was yet.
He's looming out.
It's the breakfast club.
Good morning.
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