The Breakfast Club - Sex Ban
Episode Date: August 11, 2017Thursday 8/10 Today on the show we opened up the phone lines to see if any of our followers either withheld their partner of sex or they were the person being with held from sex by their partner, afte...r a story broke about Michael Vicks wife holding him from sex because of the comments he made about why Colin Kaepernick has not been chosen to be on a team. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a man that tried to deposit a fake million dollar bill and Angela helped out some listeners for "Ask Yee" with one having trouble with five girlfriends! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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From the East to the West Coast. DJ Envy. Angela Yee. Charlamagne love to hate. From the east to the west coast.
DJ Envy.
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Charlamagne Tha God.
The realest show on the planet.
This is why I respect this show because this is a voice to society.
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The world's most dangerous morning show.
We in the mother... We in the... Hey, good morning, USA.
All right, so it's a special day today.
It's Thursday, the day after hump day.
Envy is not here.
He's promoting his new single, which I guess we're debuting this morning.
I would love to say more about it, but I haven't heard it.
So I can't tell you if it's good or not.
So I cannot vouch or not vouch for this song.
But the song is called Text Your Number.
And it's you're not why all you are, but you are.
So Envy's still, you know, using his slang, I guess.
And that features Fetty Wap
and DJ Sleek. Now, Charlamagne
should be on the way. Has anyone spoken
to Charlamagne? Charlamagne?
Anyone? I'll tell you this.
I went to go see Dave Chappelle last night.
And I know Charlamagne went as well.
But you see, I'm here.
Alright? I actually had a lovely
girls night out. I had six tickets.
So I brought five of my friends with me and we all went to go see Dave Chappelle.
Shout out to everybody that was opening.
Will Silvins went on first.
And then Marlon Wayans actually took to the stage.
And then, of course, our boy Donnell Rawlings.
And then Dave Chappelle.
So it was a great night.
And Erykah Badu performed after.
Only thing is they have these pouches when you go in to lock your phone.
And I don't know if you guys have seen this, but they don't check your phone.
They give you this pouch and then they put your phone in the pouch and then they lock it.
And then in order for you to use your phone, you have to go to like a safe phone zone out in the lobby where they unlock it.
And then you have to put it back in the pouch to go inside and lock it back up.
So you know what I did?
I went to the safe zone,
unlocked my phone,
and then left it unlocked,
snuck back in.
Because it's very hard
to be without your phone
for that extended period of time.
It was like three hours long
and I was sitting in there at first.
I didn't know what time it was.
I didn't know what was going on.
I'm not going to use my phone
to take pictures or video or anything
because of course you'll get kicked out.
But I need to peek down and see if anyone's texting me, see what's going on in real life.
But yes, so that was last night.
We had a good time.
It was hilarious.
Dave Chappelle did a lot of jokes that he might not have done, except for the fact that
our phones were all locked up.
So he didn't have to worry about any type of backlash.
But I'm sure you'll see some write-ups on that today.
But I love the fact that he's not concerned about
angering people, because I know a lot of
people have complained about different things, but he's a comedian.
And he said he can't stand the fact that you have
to be so safe nowadays.
Alright, well, we are getting ready to debut
DJ Envy's new song. After that,
front page news.
Hey, it's the world's most dangerous morning show,
The Breakfast Club. Oh, don't even try it.
Good morning, Angelina. No, you can just slide in here like you've been here all morning.
I propose we start the show at 6.05.
All in favor say aye.
So can you hear us at 6.10?
Yes.
6.05 is a nice good time for a black man like me.
You know what I mean?
Well, DJ Envy featuring Fetty Wap and DJ Slink.
I just want to apologize to DJ Slink.
Our producer put DJ Sleek.
And I was like, who is DJ Sleek?
I didn't get to hear the record, man.
Envy's breaking new people.
I had to jump out the car.
Actually, DJ Slink, that was Text Your Number.
Was it good?
Yeah, it sounded like it could have been
a Flo Rida type of song.
What does that mean?
It sounded like 2002?
No.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying it's going to go across all genres.
I see what Envy's trying to do here.
I support it regardless.
Drop one of Clues Bombs for Freddie Wap.
I thought you was going to fart on it.
You didn't even listen to it.
See, now, how can we trust you?
You didn't hear the song, and you're dropping Clues Bombs.
Okay.
You might be right on that one.
All right.
Maybe a little biased in this situation.
Well, let's do front page news.
All right.
Face app is having to remove these filters.
Now, if you remember Face app, if you guys use that filter application,
they do these different filters where you can look your future self.
So you can look older.
You can look younger.
You can change your gender on there.
You can change your face from regular to a smile.
Well, now they had a new ethnicity filter where you can actually change your ethnicity to black, Indian, or
Asian.
Ain't nobody got time for all that.
Pretty terrible idea.
People went in on them after that, and the CEO responded saying that the new controversial
filters will be removed in the next few hours.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Y'all get mad because they have an ethnicity.
What's the word?
Ethnicity.
Ethnicity filter.
But y'all be on there making yourselves look like dogs and freaking.
What else they be looking like?
What's the dog and what else? There's something else.
Pigs and all. You don't got no problem looking like animals.
But when it comes to looking like other humans,
y'all got an issue?
Well, I guess it's just the stereotypical
faces of an Indian person.
How do you think dogs feel?
Dogs might feel like that's stereotypical.
Don't put me with my tongue hanging out.
My tongue don't hang out like that if I'm a dog.
Now, I'm not going to compare someone's ethnicity to becoming a little cute puppy.
I'm just saying, it's all fun and games at the end of the day, right?
You know what I mean?
No, it's not.
It's not?
No, it's not.
All fun and games.
Well, I say that to all the people on Instagram with dog filters.
It's Donald Trump.
If you can see what they look like, it looks a little bit crazy.
But if you want to see Donald Trump as a Asian
person. Alright, now Walmart
has had to apologize also and that is
because they've been marketing
guns as back to school items.
There's a photo of a sign that says, own the school
year like a hero. And that
sign was placed right above a glass case
filled with guns. What's the problem?
The problem is you don't want to encourage kids
to bring guns to school.
Walmart might know something
we don't know.
There could be a lot of crazies
in school this year.
And Walmart actually responded
to those comments.
They said the display
was truly awful and horrible.
And they wanted to find out
where that photo was taken
and ensure that that sign
is removed.
That got to be down south somewhere.
All right.
And speaking of down south,
in Gainesville, Florida,
a 22-year-old man,
Brandon Jermaine Halstead, was arrested.
That's because he was raping his ex-girlfriend in the middle of the act.
She called his mom.
His mom showed up and said she did not erase him like that.
And she actually got her son to get off of his victim.
And he ran off and he actually got arrested after that.
Imagine that.
She called the mother during the act?
Yeah, while he was attacking her.
It was his ex.
His ex-girlfriend.
The mom shows up and said,
I did not raise you like that,
and got him off of her, and he ran out.
That's all?
Yep.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee,
and that is your rumor, I mean, front page news.
Emory's not here today.
You went to the Disprell show last night?
Yeah.
I was there yesterday.
I actually was...
It was a girls' night out.
So, Thea was with me, our boss.
Okay.
And Natina...
Okay.
Was with me as well.
And Paris and L'Oreal, my friend Ingrid.
That was a great show.
Because you get more than what you expect to get.
Right.
Because it's billed as Dave Chappelle and Erykah Badu,
but then you ended up getting Marlon Wayans and...
Will Silvins. Will Silvins, Donnell Rollins, Cedric the Entertainer.
You didn't see Cedric?
No.
Yeah, Cedric came out right before Erykah.
Oh, you know what?
I was in the phone zone.
Okay.
All right.
Well, get it off your chest.
1-800-585-1051 if you're pissed off about something.
That would be a great place for that Cedric drop, by the way.
Yes.
No.
If you're pissed off about something. That would be a great place for that Cedric drop, by the way. Yes. No.
If you're pissed off about something.
If you're pissed off about something.
Or you're feeling blessed about something this morning.
Please call us.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed.
You better have the same energy.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Yes, tell us why you are blessed or why you're not blessed.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm blessed, but I'm mad right now because I have an invention that is really good.
But I tried to go to the bank to get a loan.
They said they won't give me the loan because I don't have any credit.
So they tried to help me
establish credit and they're still saying
I'm not approved for the loan
because I don't have any credit already.
What's the invention?
Well, I don't want to say it because it's not
patent yet. What bank you went to?
Wells Fargo.
You should have went to a black bank. You should have went to like One United.
Look up a black bank in
your area. You know what I mean?
Might be easier to get a loan there.
Did they think it was a good invention?
Yes, but I got to pay for them to patent it.
So you have no credit at all?
No.
Yeah, you know, no credit is kind of worse than having bad credit.
That's what I'm hearing, too.
Maybe we should talk to her, Yee.
Maybe we should talk to you, and maybe we can invest in your invention. You know what I mean?
Patent and copyright ourselves.
Me and you ourselves or me, you and her?
All three of us.
We give her the smallest percentage out of everything.
We'll give you 10% of your invention.
Give you 10% of your own invention, boo.
10%?
Nope, it's a terrible deal. Don't take it.
Alright. Well, good luck.
You're going to have to get yourself one of those secure credit cards to get started and open a bank account and all of that and establish some credit.
And try a black bank in your area for real, though.
Go Google some black banks in your area.
It might be easier to get a loan there.
Or see if you can get a friend to invest, all right?
All right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Let's talk to David.
Caller number seven, David, tell us why you are blessed, you said.
Hello.
This is David. I'm calling from Georgia. How you doing this morning? Good morning, David. Calling number seven, David, tell us why you are blessed, you said. Hello, this is David. I'm calling from Georgia. How
you doing this morning? Good morning, David. Hey, what's up
David from Georgia? Yeah, I just want to
say I'm truly blessed. After
a couple of months of my wife being without a job
and, you know, trying to find a job,
I'm about to
lose our home and bills
piling up. I'm happy to say we're about
to close on a second home and she just got a promotion on piling up. I'm happy to say we're about to close on our second home.
Yes.
And she just got a promotion on her job.
So I'm truly blessed this morning.
Charlamagne to God.
Thank you for your book.
Thank you, sir.
Black Privilege.
And I just want to say I love y'all guys.
We listen to y'all every morning.
Hey, we appreciate you, man.
I'm glad things have turned around in your life.
Did you start to sell dope or something to get things right?
Hello?
Oh, you hung up.
Get it off your chest.
Tell us why you're mad
or tell us why you're glad.
1-800-585-1051.
Call us up and get it off your chest.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Wake up, wake up.
Wake your ass up.
This is your time
to get it off your chest.
Say it, say it, say it.
Whether you're mad or blessed,
we want to hear from you
on The Breakfast Club.
Yes, what's up, Kim?
Hey, y'all.
How are you today?
Now, you sound very happy, but I see you're mad this morning.
I am mad.
Well, this is what happened.
It was just a misunderstanding, nothing serious.
And I started seeing someone else, my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend, got mad and came over and he kicked my door.
Well, he didn't kick it all the way in, but he kicked it where it was loose.
What?
Closed it.
Yeah, he kicked my door in.
Why would he do that?
Well, because I was on a date with someone else, and we broke up.
So, I started seeing other people.
Okay, so he's your ex, and he came and kicked the door in.
Now, what if your new boo would have been there?
Well, no, that wasn't going to happen anyways.
I kind of had it on me.
Girl, you better get you a restraining order against your ex kicking your door in.
Well, I am, but I have another question.
You have another question.
Charlamagne, I love your whole life.
You know this, right?
And I love all of y'all.
But I just kind of want to do that.
I just want to be happy, too.
I'm going to be in New York, and I want to see y'all.
At least I'm going to get a picture or something.
Pull up.
Pull up, boo.
Uh-oh.
Nah, don't say that. And y'all, you be out there talking about thinking I'm going to get a... Pull up. Pull up, boo. Uh-oh. Nah, don't say that.
Y'all...
You be out there
thinking I'm going to get a drop
or something.
I'm going out
and I need a chop.
We got security for that.
But pull up.
Where you from?
I'm from Detroit.
All right.
Shout out to the D.
So find our address.
Pull up.
Matter of fact,
we'll give you all the information
once we hang up, okay?
Yeah, why don't you DM
Charlamagne
and he'll give it to you.
I'm there for my 30th birthday.
When is that?
I'll be there the 24th through the 29th.
Alright, I want to see you. I'm going to look forward
to seeing you. No, no, Charlamagne,
don't say that because I'll be down here
telling people, listen, hey, y'all need to go
support the BK Club.
The building is in a public place. If you know
where the building is, you can pull up.
Baby, listen to me, Detroit.
Pull up.
All right.
We'll see you then.
Maybe.
I might go out the back door.
All right.
DM Charlamagne if you want to come up here.
All right.
Let's take caller number seven.
Tell us why you are mad or tell us why you're glad.
Good morning, Angela.
This is a slow-mo call from Baltimore.
What a slow-mo again.
Hey, you know, early morning, you know, I got a call.
I'll let y'all know what's going on.
But I'm mad about this power situation.
Somebody done leaked it.
And I ain't mad about the leak.
Don't get me wrong.
I did want to see it.
But why they got talked about?
Ah, don't tell me.
Ah, ah, ah. Don't tell me no spoilers. No, I see it. But why they got talked about? Don't tell me.
Don't tell me no spoilers. I don't hear nothing.
I'm just saying.
Everybody kept telling everything.
I haven't heard nothing yet and I don't want to hear nothing,
sir. Oh, man.
Don't tell me nothing.
Hey, go follow me on Instagram.
I'm trying to get you some hats.
What's your Instagram? I need my hats, yo. What's your Instagram?
And I need my book, too.
It's my Instagram.
It's slowmo.pvp, custom hats, t-shirts, everything.
Angel Lee, I got you, too.
Are you from Baltimore? Are you from Baltimore?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm from Baltimore.
You know how we can tell?
Because you keep saying T.
I got you, T.
All right, Slow Mo.
Stop looking at your Facebook until you actually watch the episodes.
I'm trying, but I mean, all right, I got you. I got you. All right, Slow Mo, stop looking at your Facebook until you actually watch the episodes. I'm trying, but I mean, all right, I got you, I got you.
All right, Slow Mo, and always remember what Slow Mo rhymes with, okay?
No Mo. All right.
Yes, that was Get It Off Your Chest, 1-800-585-1051.
We just finished it. Why are you giving it up now?
Oh, you're right.
Envy's not here today.
Listen, I'm still sleepy. I was up late last night.
I didn't get in from the Dave Chappelle show until about 1 o'clock.
Oh, no, listen, I left as soon as it was over. I didn't get in from the Dave Chappelle show until about 1 o'clock. Oh, no.
Listen, I left as soon as it was over.
No. I went home and went to sleep.
No, I went backstage
because my wife is a huge Erykah Badu fan.
We've seen Erykah Badu perform like five, six times.
So she got to meet Erykah Badu last night.
So she was very ecstatic about that.
Oh, that's exciting.
Shout out to Erykah.
And the homie Neil Brennan was backstage
and Tiffany Haddish was back there.
So it was just, it was fun.
We were just back there for too long. Alright. Now you got
rumor report coming up next year? Yes, we are going
to talk about some beef that's going down.
I am so confused about
what's happening, but Trina is talking
reckless. Trina?
Trina. I've never seen Trina talk reckless.
Alright, well you're about to hear it now.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
Yep, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Yep, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
That was DJ Khaled featuring Rihanna and Bryson Tiller.
Wild thoughts.
Are we also playing DJ Envy's song all morning?
At the top of every hour, he's got the DJ Khaled package.
It should be the Envy package because he's, you know,
well, maybe Khaled signed to iHeart, too.
Who the hell knows?
Well, you know what, though?
Envy's going to be on all the different stations.
Okay.
We got Trina
in the Rumor Report.
Yes.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor Report.
Rumor Report.
This is the Rumor Report.
Talk to them.
With Angela Yee
on The Breakfast Club.
Now, I know we all
love us some Trina.
We all heard she's going to be
on Love & Hip Hop Miami.
But I saw her beefing with somebody, so I had to investigate further.
Now, apparently she's beefing with somebody whose name on Twitter is Kim B Rock Mike.
Is Kim B Rock Mike on Love & Hip Hop too?
Not that I know of.
She hasn't been named as anybody on there.
But she had tweeted, Dear Music Industry, Trina is not the only female rap artist in Miami.
Y'all sleep on the other female MCs from the MIA.
I'm just saying.
And then she said,
Y'all let Trina fool y'all.
There's no goon in her blood.
I'll keep y'all posted with pictures.
I'm not fighting no old lady, man.
That's elderly abuse.
They trying to set me up and go to jail.
F'ing with these old people.
Oh, she don't know old people got old man and old lady scrimp, huh?
Then she said,
She's a pill-popping animal.
Trina, I was your pill man, remember.
Now, Trina, in the meantime, was tweeting,
I am Miami. I got time
today, so you hoes better find somebody
to play with. Y'all hatin' assholes.
Get off my D. Go find
a day job and keep my name out your mouth,
bum-ass bitches. And it went on
and on from there. Who bothers Trina?
Trina don't bother nobody. But Trina was telling her,
meet me, ho. I'm in the city. You know my number.
Hit me so I can send locations since you want attention.
Pull up, ho. You need 15 minutes of fame
because I know what it is, ho. It's real on its
end. Get dragged on real life. I'm waiting.
Alright. Okay. Well, here
is Kim B. She actually
posted this.
That ain't
so many bitches.
That ain't so many bitches, bitch. You don't hate Missy Elliott, bitch. posted this.
I haven't had my green tea with honey yet.
That's a lot to unpack, wasn't it?
All right, well, Trina will unpack it for you.
Here is what Trina had to say.
Y'all hoes don't respect my motherfucking name.
I'm going to start making y'all hoes bow down and kiss my motherfucking feet.
I paid way for y'all hoes to be much speak in Miami.
Don't even talk my motherfucking name when I say motherfucking miss. And if you call me a bitch, make sure you put baddest in front of it.
I don't give a fuck about your mother.
I'm too busy getting money. Too busy planning for Trina Day next of it. I don't give a fuck about you. I'm too busy getting money.
Too busy planning for Trina Day next year.
Since I don't give back, give back that hoe.
Y'all hoes trying to get on TV, bitch, guess what?
I am the mother fucking TV.
And guess what? You can't get on a mother
fucking show without me. Your bum bitch gotta
see me, though. It ain't over. Dragon season.
Drop one of Clues' bombs for Trina, Daddy
Dollar. Okay? I always
thought Trina was... Go off, Trina!
But Trina's always been trisexual, right?
Based off her music.
I mean, meaning she's willing to try anything with anybody.
Based off her music, right?
Yeah.
And what's wrong with eating Missy Elliott?
If that's what happened?
I don't know.
This is a lot of accusation.
Why they put Missy Elliott in it?
She has nothing to do with anything.
And I'm going to be honest.
Being gay as F, when you say somebody's gay is F, that's a hell of an accusation.
Like, it's levels to being gay.
I don't think Trina gay is F.
Like, you can be gay, really gay, and then gay is F.
You can be bisexual also.
Magic Johnson's son is gay as F.
All right.
Clearly, we went to see Dave Chappelle last night.
What happened with Chappelle?
Because they were talking about Magic Johnson's son.
Oh, Donnell.
Yeah, Donnell did talk about Magic's son.
But no, Magic's son is gay as F.
I don't know if Trina's gay as F.
All right.
Well, I'm sure we can ask her because Trina has no problem talking about everything.
All right.
Well, congratulations to Joe Button and Sin Santana.
They are having a baby.
Joe Button posted a picture where you can see she's clearly pregnant.
He said, I never knew we'd get here.
It's funny. I never saw you'd get here. It's funny.
I never saw you in that light.
Now I never see light without you.
I never courted you.
And if I did, I never acknowledged it.
I never had a friend in romance.
I never thought that was possible.
I never have laughed this much or hard.
I never knew you or your energy was so radiant, enigmatic, even.
But I never knew you.
I never could have been more deprived.
I never felt this way before.
I never not thank God for every intricate detail that
makes you whole and makes me whole.
I never imagined you would be as beautiful as you
are today. It's beautiful
to be a part of. Thank you for it all.
Thank you for not only making me stronger, but for being
strong enough for us both
most times. Thank you for carrying
my child. Thank you for helping me
rectify some generational issues. Thank you
for helping me get it right.
Joe Button. And he goes on
to end it with, it's effing lit.
Well, congratulations to Joe Button and
Sin Santana. Yes.
Sin, are you sure you want to be with that man for the next 18 years?
At least 18.
Well, you're stuck now. You sure you want him in your
life for the next 18 years, Sin? Are you sure?
Well, congratulations to them. I know
they're excited, so we're excited for you.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee,
and that's your Rumor Report.
This is the world's most dangerous
morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee.
DJ Envy is off pretending to be a rapper,
promoting the record that you just heard
because it's the first single
off his upcoming album,
Just a Kid from Queens.
A lot going on in that record.
Did you like it?
Um, yeah.
I think I did.
You got a fist pump to it?
Yeah, because I could see it.
You know, a boy up in music just said something.
He was like, you know, this sort of came out around the time of the
I Heart Radio pool party, but then I'm thinking about the I Heart Radio
music festival that's coming up.
You know, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
I think it'll work.
That'll be a fun drive into work in the morning song, fun in the club song, fun Vegas song, fun party song.
Let's get into front page news.
Yes, North Korea is planning to hit the Guam waters with missiles,
and that could be happening as early as next week, that plan.
Now, this all started with, well, it didn't start with this,
but this has escalated with Donald Trump saying this.
North Korea best not make any more threats
to the United States.
They will be met with fire and fury
like the world has never seen.
Now, North Korea state media has made a new statement.
They said, of course, they criticized Trump.
They said, sound dialogue is not possible
with such a guy bereft of reason
and only absolute force can work on him.
So why bomb Guam?
It's a U.S. owned territory.
I know, but don't take out your problems with, you know,
people that don't got nothing to do with it.
Let your attack be direct.
Like, how about Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump
just get in the ring and just go at it one good time?
That could be the headliner for the next WWE pay-per-view.
In Guam, a lot of the residents there are unfazed.
They feel like even if the threats
become more specific, as they have been,
it's still very busy
out there. It's a very popular tourist spot
as well. So they do feel
like the island will be protected by the
U.S. and the military assets on Guam.
Wouldn't you just leave Guam, though?
It's like knowing a hurricane coming.
If you know it's possible missiles are about to fall on your island, wouldn't you leave?
If I had the means to do it.
A lot of people don't have, you know, sometimes people don't have the means to do that.
But I would definitely, if I had the means to do that, get out.
And why everybody doing all this pump faking?
If y'all going to go at it, go at it.
Why Donald Trump telling North Korea what he going to do?
And he's the guy that's always saying, he was criticizing the Obama administration saying they always telling all they plan.
So why are you saying what you want to do?
And why North Korea saying what they're going to do?
Well, I guess Donald Trump is threatening them, saying if they do anything, then it's on.
That lets me know nobody really wants to fight.
OK, it's like when you bump shoulders for like 10 minutes.
Absolutely.
So go have some dialogue.
OK.
All right.
Now, FaceApp is in trouble.
A lot of people use that photo filter application where you can actually look older.
You can look younger.
It can add a smile to you.
And now they had a new ethnicity app where you can actually be black, Indian, or Asian.
Now, people were so upset about that.
They thought it was an awful idea.
And the CEO actually said the new controversial filters will be removed in the next few hours.
So, users don't need to update their apps to remove that filter option as well.
Y'all are a really weird bunch of people.
You get on there and you can be a dog, you can be a pig,
but as soon as it comes to...
You can be black.
As soon as it comes to ethnicity...
What's the word?
Ethnicity.
As soon as it comes to that word, you upset?
You wouldn't be offended by somebody becoming black?
I was offended by the dog filters.
Why?
Because I hate that.
I'm not no damn dog.
Don't put the tongue hanging out of my mouth and the puppy ears.
Sounds like it brings some flashback memories for you.
People ask you to take a picture and the next thing you know you're a dog on somebody's Instagram.
I think it's cute.
I don't see what the problem is.
It's just a filter at the end of the day.
All right.
Well, it's gone.
It's done.
Are the elderly upset because of the age filter?
No, because we're all going to get that age.
We're not all going to end up being black, Indian, or Asian.
We could be transracial.
You don't know how I feel inside.
I do.
Okay.
All right.
That is your front page news.
Now, we are going to talk about withholding sex.
Why are we talking about that?
Why are you spreading these kind of things at this point?
This all happened because there's a new show called Ball of Wives,
and Michael Vick and his wife, Kajafa, are on that show.
And she actually was upset at him for these remarks that he made about Colin Kaepernick.
We all talked about this.
He actually got Donkey of the Day for this.
Why does he have to change his hair for him to get a job? I didn't look at his afro as a symbol
of what he believed in. I looked at it from a style standpoint. What would make you say get
a haircut anyway? You know what, Keafa? I shouldn't have said what I said. No one in any
race should be stereotyped based on the way they look, dress, act, but it's the reality of the
world we live in. It's just not no fun having you in the media again
for negative things.
It just scares me.
Who wrote that script for Mike Vick?
Kiafa.
That's so scripted.
I respect his wife, you know,
for putting her foot down like that,
but I mean, the man allegedly has herpes.
All right, well, she actually is going to punish him
in this way.
Why does he have to change his hair for him to get a job?
What would make you say get a haircut anyway?
You know what, Kei?
That's the same one.
I shouldn't have said what I said.
No one in any race should be stereotyped.
That's the same clip, Zach.
That's the reality of the world we live in.
There we go.
You know what you're going to be banned from?
Sometimes a loss is a lesson.
You know what you're going to be banned from this week?
What?
Banned from the booty.
Who cares?
You care about the booty. I care Who cares? You care about the booty.
I care.
I know you care about the booty.
Wow.
All right, so that's her punishment to him.
She is not going to have sex with him.
Have you ever been punished for something that you did or said?
She's punishing him because of what he said about Colin Kaepernick.
Yes.
I respect that.
But once again, the man allegedly has herpes.
Go Google Ron Mexico.
Did she hold out sex when she found that out?
Probably.
Alright, so I'm sure we've all been in that situation.
I'm sure we've all had sex withheld from us
or withheld sex for whatever reason or maybe you like
having sex when you guys are mad at each other.
But let us know what you think about that. Is that
effective? 1-800-585-1051.
Call us up. Let us know
your experience. It's The Breakfast Club.
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That was fab.
Into you, it is The Breakfast Club.
And right now, we are talking about withholding sex.
Has your wife ever withheld sex from you, Charlamagne, as punishment?
Not as punishment, but like if she's, like if we're on vacation,
and like, oh, this recently happened.
Like we were on vacation and we took a one-year-old on vacation for the first time with us.
And, you know, you can't be on vacation and have motherly duties,
even though like my in-laws were there too.
But she still was like kind of running around.
So it's not like when we go on vacation when it's just us.
We go on vacation, we just us.
We having sex like every night.
You know what I'm saying? Or every night. You know what I'm saying?
Or every day.
You know what I mean?
When you bring the little kid with you, then she can't really get it in the way she want to.
Well, so it's not punishment.
It just happens.
She actually said that to me last night because we planned our New Year's vacation.
And she was like, you're going to have to leave the baby.
Because if I bring the baby, you're not going to get this poom poom like you want to.
All right.
Well, that's not a punishment.
That's just responsibility.
That is punishment.
For who? It's a punishment for her, too. It's not because you did something wrong and sheom like you want to. All right, well, that's not a punishment. That's just responsibility. That is a punishment. For who?
It's a punishment for her, too.
It's not because you did something wrong
and she's punishing you for it.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever been punished.
It's just the result of it.
But I've never, you know,
had an alias around Mexico
and had herpes either, though.
All right.
Anyway, well, I know if I'm mad at my boyfriend,
I just don't,
I probably don't have sex with him.
But I never thought of it as punishment.
I just don't feel like it.
Yeah, nobody wants that.
I don't want to have sex when a woman doesn't want to have sex.
That's the worst.
Well, yeah, that's right.
You know what I'm saying?
You want your woman?
Yeah, of course.
No, I don't mean that.
You know what I mean.
Like, when a woman's not into it, you know what I mean?
Like, when a woman's not into it, and she's not feeling loving, and she's not feeling affectionate.
Right, like when you want to have sex, and she's like, ugh, all right.
Yeah, man.
I don't want that troll box.
That troll box is when she's just doing it because she feels like it's her duty to do.
I don't want that.
Well, let's see what you have to say.
Reggie is on the line.
Now, Reggie, you said this happened to you before?
Yeah.
Did it work?
No, it didn't work.
It was horrible because my subconscious is too strong.
What do you mean?
What happened?
Well, I guess I'm not going to go into details as far as what happened,
but I will say that that was the punishment.
So they thought that that was going to work,
but it didn't really have an effect on me.
I still was able to do what I needed to do within a day's time.
Never really stopped me from doing anything.
What do you mean? You masturbated or you had sex with another woman?
Well, of course I masturbated. That's the thing you're supposed to do.
You had sex with another woman or another man?
No, myself.
Oh, so you masturbated and that just kind of like kept you focused? Heck yeah, that's what I'm supposed to do. You masturbated to another woman or another man? No, myself. Oh, so you masturbated
and that just kind of like
kept you focused?
Heck yeah.
That's what you're supposed to do.
Oh, got you, got you.
You remember Cat Williams
banana cream pie?
All right.
No, never heard that
Cat Williams joke, sir.
I gotta go back
and flash back to that.
All right, well, let's see
if that does work
with holding sex.
Does that work for you?
Who's this?
Yes, this is Manny,
Mr. Pay It Forward.
Yes, it does work.
What happened to you?
Absolutely works.
Well, pretty much same scenario.
I'll be getting, me and my girl go back and forth a lot, you know what I'm saying?
Love one another to death.
But when we bump heads, we bump heads for real.
And sometimes, I don't know, I don't be getting her full point.
But when she do that on me, oh man, that worked every time.
I be understanding.
I be trying to get everything she's saying.
That's all.
So yeah, that really works.
It's really effective.
Yeah, it does feel like,
you know,
somebody took your iPhone
or somebody took your Xbox away.
Like you had to lock the phone up
for a comedy show.
Yeah.
All right.
See, it does work
for some people.
Now let's talk to Dom.
Dom, what do you think
about withholding sex?
Does that work as punishment?
Good morning.
You know, that's not working
in this day and age no more.
Trust me.
Because you can go outside. You can sleep with a man, woman, whatever.
It don't matter.
No more.
You can hold it, but you can't hold it from yourself.
So you really think...
Just walk outside.
It don't make sense.
And another thing you talked about, you can make sure and check for herpes through the blood.
Your doctor can do that for you.
And there's something that you also look up.
It's called uroplasma.
That's something else you can get.
It's not a classic STD like gonorrhea, syphilis, and those things.
Oh, there's classic STDs?
I didn't know.
There's vintage STDs?
Let's throw it back to a classic.
Let's throw it back to a vintage STD like crabs.
Is crabs an STD?
Right, exactly.
Exactly, right.
Why do you get hyped?
Like I'm talking about a fresh pair of classic Jordan 3s.
Listen, I work at the clinic, dude. So that's why, yes, I get very hyped up
because you'll be surprised.
Got you.
You will be surprised.
So what is some of the...
So I'm letting you know.
What is some...
Look up Uroplasma, U-R-E-P-L-A-S-M-A.
That's another thing you can get through sexual contact.
Well, while we're on this...
And you can check...
I'm listening.
While we're on the subject, what's some of the newer, trendier STDs?
Listen, I can't even pronounce
this one. I was trying to pronounce it before you got
online. It's something called
caranoid
or something, like a strange name.
I never heard of that. Yeah, I know. Look it up.
It's weird. When you look under
uroplasma, check caranoid
or something like that. But when you look
it up, yeah, it's a whole lot of things. I was surprised
myself. You'd be surprised.
And trust me, withholding
sex, after what I've seen,
trust me, ain't no holding nuts. People
gonna do what they wanna do, and they gonna
get it from where they gotta get it from. And they're gonna
go outside and get a classic STD.
Well, thank you for calling, baby.
Alright, y'all be safe. God bless. Love y'all both.
Later. All right.
Later.
By the way, as a man, there's no way in hell if my wife is mad at me and withholding sex,
I'm going to go have sex with somebody.
Yeah, I don't think that's a great idea.
No way.
That could easily make the situation 10 times worse.
Yeah, I don't think that you guys should still be in a relationship if you have to worry
about that.
Now, 1-800-585-1051.
Have you ever withheld sex as a punishment, ladies?
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Withholding sex.
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It's The Breakfast Club, and we are talking about withholding sex as punishment.
Have you ever done that?
Has anyone done that to you?
And does that work?
Let's talk to Javon.
Javon, has anybody ever withheld sex from you?
Hey, look.
Yeah, I got the cheese withheld from me, right?
She thought she was gonna get that off,
but nah, it didn't work.
All I did was sit and whack her, you hear me?
You know, I'm about to
just take the cheeks from me.
That's what you gotta do.
That's how you stay focused, and that's how you
keep your mind right. But wouldn't you rather
have sex? Yeah, but you know what I'm saying?
Look, so I got put on punishment because I got caught up, you know what I'm saying, flirting with a little tack head.
So, you know.
You got a little tack head?
It's just a little conversation, just on some dumb issues, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
So did y'all ever resolve your issues?
Of course.
We still rocking.
Man, we not going nowhere.
That's my baby.
I ain't messing up.
All right, now, don't get all entitled.
Talk about she ain't going nowhere.
I ain't getting entitled or nothing.
I ain't tooting no more.
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't, I ain't.
But I bet you ain't going to mess up again because you don't want to have to go.
Exactly, exactly.
So it does work.
I ain't messing up no more.
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't.
All you really need to know is three words as a black man, you can have a conversation. All you need is I ain't, I ain't. All you really need to know is three words as a black man,
you can have a conversation.
All you need is I ain't, I ain't.
Exactly.
And you know what I mean.
You know what I mean?
All right, line five, Ruben.
Ruben, what happened to you?
You got banned?
Yeah, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a wife, so, you know, I've been with her for two years.
I actually did the banning because, honestly, you know,
she was thinking I was cheating and, you know,
was getting real crazy with that.
So I figured I'd go ahead and just, you know, stop having sex for a hot little second.
Oh, my God.
Then she probably really thought you were cheating because one of the indications your man is cheating is when he doesn't want to have sex with you.
You sure you didn't have STD?
No, no, no.
Are you positive?
You positive you didn't have a curable STD?
You were trying to clear up real quick.
No, no, man.
I appreciate the call, man.
I appreciate you guys actually doing what you do, man. I appreciate the call, man. I appreciate you guys
actually doing what you do, man. God bless you.
Oh, now you want to get off the phone because I hit a little
too close to home, huh?
All right.
Something bad.
You want that outbreak to clear up first.
Let's start to call in number two. Who's this?
Hello? Yes.
Hi, this is Boaz from Indiana.
Boaz, does that work, actually, withholding
sex from you as punishment?
Hell no.
Look, that's abusive.
And if there's a will...
That's abuse?
There's a...
Yeah, if there's a will, there's a way.
Look, I got a can of peanut butter and the dog's starving, you know?
I'm going to give you one way or another.
Time out.
Did you just say that you like bestiality?
You said that you got a can of peanut butter and a dog that's starving.
Okay, I misspoke.
I misspoke.
No, you didn't.
So you put peanut butter on you and you had the dog lick it off you?
No, it doesn't work.
Oh, my God.
I'm not going to judge you because I know plenty of girls who own cats.
No, you don't.
And they put a little honey on their clitoris and let that little rough-tongued cat lick them.
You don't know anybody who does that.
Stop it. Yes, I do. Are you serious? You don't know anybody who does that. Stop it.
Yes, I do.
Are you serious?
You really have the dog?
I've never done it.
I'm just saying it.
You sound like you do.
Dog's a little hungry.
We got PB and K.
I'll make a little sandwich.
This just went left.
I keep telling y'all, man,
bestiality is so real in our society,
but animals can't talk.
If animals can't talk,
we learn a lot about humans
and how disgusting and freaky they are.
All right, and let's talk to caller number eight.
You said you withheld sex from your husband?
Yes, I did.
He was asking out, wasn't giving me things that I needed to know.
His mother was getting involved, and I was married.
So I decided to not give him any.
That's a dangerous game to play.
For how long?
It was more than six months.
Sheesh, no sex for more than six months.
And what happened?
He got a girlfriend.
He ain't got no girlfriend.
He's in jail.
So he can't do nothing.
Man, shut up.
You ain't put him on no band, man.
He was in jail.
Yeah.
But we have conjugal visits.
So I normally go on visits like every month.
So I haven't gone on ever.
Oh, my God.
You got a boyfriend, don't you?
Be honest.
You got some penis on the side.
Keep it 100.
Don't lie.
God is watching you.
He knows I cheated. I told him.
How long you got? He got
a while. What's a while? I don't know if this
counts. What's a while? More than
five years. Oh, yeah, yeah. He out the game.
Ain't nothing he can do about your vagina.
He's going to miss the whole Trump era.
If you got to be out here alone during the Trump era,
you deserve to get some other penis, boo.
He should have thought about going to jail before
Trump got in office. All right, well, that's it.
We are talking about withholding sex as punishment.
I guess some people said it worked.
Some people said it didn't.
A lot of y'all masturbate.
Well, the moral of the story is people say you don't know what you've got
until it's gone.
Truth is, you knew what you had.
You just never thought you'd lose it.
And that's exactly what it is when a girl puts a ban on you.
All right.
But it doesn't count if you have an STD.
If you have an STD and you're waiting for your STD to cure up,
that is not a ban.
And if you're in jail,
there's nothing you
could do about it either.
And once again,
salute to Michael Vick's wife,
but I have to know
when the rumors broke
that Michael Vick
allegedly had herpes
and changed his name
to Ron Mexico,
did she put him
on a ban then as well?
All right.
Or were they even married then?
Let's get into rumor report.
Coming up next,
we are going to talk
about a reality star
who is actually worth
more than $420 million. We'll tell you who it is. That's right. It's The rumor report. Coming up next, we are going to talk about a reality star who is actually worth more than $420 million.
We'll tell you who it is.
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DJ Envy is off promoting his new single featuring Fetty Wap.
And who else?
DJ Slink.
DJ Slink.
Now, Angelique is about to tell us what reality stars worth $400 million.
I don't believe it.
Listen up.
It's just in.
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By the way, today is Kylie Jenner's 20th birthday.
She's only 20.
She just turned 20 today.
Drop on the clues bombs for Kylie Jenner only being 20.
Lord have mercy.
And her cosmetics line, Kylie Cosmetics, has made $420 million in retail sales.
Stop.
You're going to make Tiger hurt himself this morning.
Stop.
In only 18 months.
Stop.
You're going to make Tiger hurt himself.
That's according to Women's Wear Daily.
Kris Jenner revealed that news and she actually showed paperwork to back that up.
That's amazing.
Four hundred and twenty million dollars in retail sales in 18 months.
Tiger, how you mess that up?
If you were still with Kylie, all the pedophile jokes would definitely be worth it at this point.
Now, they also analyze what's going to happen with her line of cosmetics.
They're saying, according to Women's Wear Daily, the projection is that she is going to make $1 billion by the year 2022.
Travis Scott, get her pregnant.
$1 billion per year.
Get her pregnant, Travis.
No more condoms in that relationship, Travis.
All from her Kylie lip kits.
So everybody was making fun of her for her lips and everything, but those lip kits are the ones bringing in the hundreds of millions of dollars.
Kylie's 20 with her plastic surgery is only three.
So drop one of Clues' bombs first.
Okay?
That's a lot of money.
All right, speaking of three,
Lamar Odom is considering joining the Big Three League.
That is his next move,
even though he has said previously that he doesn't want to play anymore.
But now, according to his coach from Rhode Island,
he said he talked to Lamar Odom, and he's pumped about the idea of joining Ice Cube's three-on-three league. but now according to his coach from Rhode Island,
he said he talked to Lamar Odom and he's pumped about the idea of joining Ice Cube's three-on-three league.
They said he still has a lot of things to do health-wise,
but if he can get in shape, he can play with anybody.
So that'd be nice for him to play.
That'd be big for the big three and for Lamar Odom.
I'm sure a lot of people will come out to see him play as well.
All right, congratulations to Juicy J.
He just made an announcement.
He was with Jimmy Kimmel.
He was visiting Jimmy Kimmel Live
to perform Big Fish with Vince Staples.
And he found out some news about his wife that very day.
Here's what he said.
Today, I found out my wife is 12 weeks pregnant.
Oh, congratulations.
I'm having a baby girl.
Wow.
Yes, man.
Happy day of my life, man.
Drop on the cool bar for Juicy J, damn it. Yes, congratulations to I'm having a baby girl. Wow. Yes, man. Happy day of my life, man. Drop on the kooz box for Juicy J, damn it.
Yes, congratulations to Juicy J and Regina.
His wife is beautiful. They got married like a year ago
in Vegas. I ain't seen Juicy J in a minute,
man. That's my guy, man. Having a newborn baby
at the ripe old age of 50.
He's not 50. How old is Juicy J?
I think he is 42.
Okay. Alright, now she posted
in today's day and age, and this was right after they got married, a little more than a year after they got married.
In today's day and age, where marriage isn't even considered important or sacred, we happen to have crossed that one-year mark line.
Regardless of the chaos type of world we live in, we managed to make it through our first year, which they claim to be the hardest.
And I'm sitting here thinking, if this is the hardest, then life is going to be really good.
So, good for them. Congratulations
to that couple.
Alright, Gabrielle Union is on the cover of
Health Magazine. I love Gabrielle Union
because she's all natural. She works
out. She's in great shape. She's a beautiful
woman and she's 44 years old
and she talks about how she hated
going to the gym but body shaming actually
kept her motivated to work out.
But not her. Not body shaming actually kept her motivated to work out. Ha ha! I keep trying to tell y'all.
Hold on. Not body shaming her.
But when she sees people saying mean things to other people. Yeah. It made her feel like...
But that doesn't work for everybody.
Actually, for some people, it makes it worse. And you don't want
that smoke. When you see somebody else getting body shamed,
you're like, oh, I don't want none of that smoke. Let me take my ass
to the gym. Now, she also said her family
has a history of heart disease and diabetes,
so she has to make sure she takes care of herself.
She said, I work with a trainer for the most
part. I do know how to train myself,
but I realize if someone's not
waiting for me, I do not feel obligated
to get up. She said, I'm not one of those
people, like, I can't start my day without
it. I can actually start my day beautifully
sleeping in, eating some pancakes,
but I work out because of that family
history. Now, she also said, speaking of social media, she says that she actually, when things strike
a nerve, she goes into their social media pages when people say mean things and just
to look at them and troll them as well.
And she also says that people just have no respect for your privacy.
She said, you can't even go to the store and buy tampons.
She said, I have a tampon story. I write
about how it's impossible to go buy tampons
as a known person because people are
like, oh, super plus, heavy flow.
They want to know those intimate details about you.
She don't send D-Wade to buy the tampons?
No, I guess she buys them herself.
D-Wade, if you don't goddamn buy your woman
tampons. She said when she was
getting birth control, when she was first dating
Dwayne Wade, she said the pharmacist
was like, when are you guys going to have kids?
How do you do this? None of your business.
But why isn't D. Wade going out to buy
Mary Jane tampons? Like, why is Mary Jane
buying her own damn tampons? Maybe he was on the
road for basketball and she had her period and
had to go get them herself. I reference her a lot
though because I always be saying how these young girls
don't have nothing on the older women nowadays.
Yeah, Gabrielle Union looks great.
I referenced Gabrielle.
I referenced Regina Hall, Holly Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Patti LaBelle.
There's a lot of 40 and 50-year-old women that is killing these young girls.
All right.
Well, I am Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report.
And right now we are getting ready for Charlamagne's donkey of the day.
I wasn't going to say nothing
I was just going to sit here and wait to get set up
Now, listen
Obviously Envy's not here today
Normally he does all of this, as you know
So things get a little shaky
Yes
But, Charlamagne, who you giving that donkey to?
Well, I don't encourage drug use
But if you're going to get high
You need to get as high as this person that we're giving donkey of the day to
Four after the hour
His name is Dennis Cricklin
You don't know him, but you will after this story, okay?
We need him to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a word with him.
All right, Donkey, when we come back, it's The Breakfast Club.
I was born a donkey.
It's the donkey of the day.
Donkey, donkey, donkey.
Bunch of bitches.
It's time for the donkey of the day.
That's pretty funny.
Charlamagne the devil?
Donkey of the Day for Thursday, August 10th
goes to a young man named Dennis Strickland.
Now, Dennis is from Iowa.
Sioux City, Iowa to be exact.
And I would love to have a five-minute conversation with this man
because I would like to read his energy.
I would like to look him in his eyes and have a conversation
because I am a good judge of vibes, okay?
I can tell after meeting someone for five minutes what their problem is.
And Dennis Cricklin clearly has a problem.
See, Dennis is in jail right now.
He was arrested and faces charges of possession of a controlled substance, drugs.
And he's being held on a $1,000 bond.
What did Dennis do that led to his arrest?
Let's go to Time Magazine for the report, please.
An Iowa man was arrested for drug possession
after first trying to deposit a $1 million bill at the bank.
The Associated Press reports that authorities
at a Northwest bank branch called Sioux City officers
on Thursday to ask 33-year-old Dennis Strickland
about the deposit. When asked if Strickland had any more of the million-dollar bills,
officers say he emptied his pockets and that's when a bag fell out. According to the criminal
complaint, the bag had methamphetamine. Strickland is expected to appear back in court on Monday.
Dennis Strickland attempted to deposit a million dollar bill
into his bank account in
Sioux City, Iowa.
As soon as I heard that story, it didn't surprise me at all
that Dennis Cricklin got caught with a controlled substance
because only someone on drugs
or someone suffering from severe mental issues
would try to cash a million dollar bill.
Now, I googled million dollar bills because I wanted
to know what it looked like because depending on how it looked,
I can tell how high Dennis Cricklin was.
First of all, let me tell our listeners, number one, there's no such thing as a million-dollar bill.
It's not?
Wasn't there a song called Million Dollar Bill?
If you don't stop talking to me right now, Angelina, million-dollar bills don't exist.
If they did, you would have seen.
Shout-out to Whitney Houston.
What did Whitney got to do with it?
She has a song, If It Don't Make You Feel Like a Million-Dollar Bill.
Oh.
I thought you were about to tell me she sniffed coke with a million-dollar bill.
Now, that's balling.
Drop one of the clues, Bob, if million-dollar bills are real,
and you sniff coke with a million-dollar bill.
All right?
But they don't exist.
And if they did, you would have seen Floyd Mayweather Jr. on Instagram
with several of them a long time ago.
Now, the million-dollar bill that I Googled,
majority of them have the Statue of Liberty on them, okay,
instead of a president.
All right?
That one may fool you if you don't know any better.
Maybe.
But the other million-dollar bills that came up when I Googled had Michelle Obama on them.
One did have a president.
It was Ronald Reagan.
And the rest of them had Bob Saget on it.
Bob Saget?
Bob Saget.
Now, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary,
but if you have a bill on it that has Danny Tanner from Full House,
I'm pretty sure that tender is
illegal. Now, I'm not the get high
type, but I can only imagine that if I was
to get high, I want to get Dennis Cricklin
high. Okay, all you kids listening
to Future Taking, Molly and Percocets,
that's what Molly and Percocets supposed to make
you do when you mixed the two.
If your reality is not getting altered like
Dennis Cricklin, what's the point? Play the
Time Magazine news clip again, because I don't think y'all heard how high Dennis Strickland was.
An Iowa man was arrested for drug possession after first trying to deposit a $1 million bill at the bank.
The Associated Press reports that authorities at a Northwest bank branch called Sioux City officers on Thursday to ask 33-year-old Dennis Strickland about the deposit. When asked if
Strickland had any more of the million-dollar bills, officers say he emptied his pockets and
that's when a bag fell out. According to the criminal complaint, the bag had methamphetamine.
Strickland is expected to appear back in court on Monday. Seriously, if you're gonna get high,
get as high as Dennis Strickland. If I was the get high type, this is the kind of high I want.
I want that kind of high that gives me the confidence to walk into a Wells Fargo
or a Bank of America or a One United with a million dollar bill
and seriously try to deposit it into my account.
And when Nutella tells me that's not possible,
I look back at her with bugged out red eyes and accuse her of racism
for not taking my million dollar bill with Danny Tanner from Full House on it.
Why is my money no good here?
It's about a house.
Is it because I'm black?
No.
Crack a ass.
Crack a ass.
No, it's not because you're black.
It's because you're high and full of house on Netflix sucked.
All right.
Please give Dennis Strickland the biggest hee haw, please.
Hee haw. Hee haw. All right? Please give Dennis Cricklin the biggest hee-haw, please.
All right.
Well, I learned something new today.
They don't have million-dollar bills.
You really thought there was million-dollar bills?
Come on, don't play.
Because of the Whitney Houston song?
Well, I have one.
You have a million-dollar bill?
I guess it's not real.
Oh, I have no idea.
So you was just holding on.
You bawling that much.
I was like, I'm going to get a house.
Holding on to a million-dollar bill.
I was trying to find the right house to buy.
Okay.
All right.
Cash.
All right.
All cash.
One bill.
Well, you share what you and Dennis Cricklin are smoking.
Because I'm clearly dealing with reality the wrong way.
All right.
Well, thank you, Charlamagne, for that donkey.
And ASCII is up next, right, Yee?
That's right.
If you have any advice that you need, if you have some questions for me, and I post some
of them on Instagram.
I don't put your name.
You can always hit me up at helpmeyee
at gmail.com, or you can call right now
1-800-585-1051,
and I will help you out. It's The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
What's up? It's
Ask Yee, and we are taking your calls right
now. We have Courtney on the line. What's up, Courtney?
Hi. Hey, girl. What's up, Courtney? Hi.
Hey, girl.
What's the problem?
Well, okay, so my boyfriend, he doesn't want me to move in with my best friend and his sister.
Okay.
So he's like, he basically said I shouldn't be living with no other man but him,
but my man don't even want to live with me. So I don't understand.
I'm just helping out a friend, really.
Okay, so your best friend
is a guy. Yeah.
And he knows him, right?
They know each other? Yes, he does. Yes.
He doesn't think anything, nothing ever happened between
y'all? Y'all never messed around? Nope.
No, never. Okay.
And he says you can't live with your
best friend, but he's not going to live with you either. But you need
to live with somebody. Yeah, but I mean, I'm doing
it on my own. It's just my best friend, his past is moving out of state,
and he don't want to go.
Okay.
So him and his sister trying to, like, come up with a plan,
and, you know, I mean, I'm saving money on rent.
We all going to be splitting the rent together.
Right, so you want to do it.
If it wasn't for your boyfriend,
you would live with your best friend and his sister.
Yeah.
Well, I think...
But I don't understand how that's a problem.
Right, I do feel like this, because I actually had a male roommate when I was younger.
Shout out to my boy Hyun.
It was actually pretty pleasant.
Like, we didn't have any issues.
And he didn't have to worry about him borrowing my clothes, borrowing my shoes, and nothing like that.
So that was pretty cool.
He did his own thing.
I did my own thing.
The apartment was big enough that he had his own bathroom.
I had my own thing. The apartment was big enough that he had his own bathroom. I had my own bathroom.
I respect your boyfriend's feelings because when you're in a relationship, you should respect if somebody has a real issue with something.
But how long have y'all been together?
For eight months.
And this is your best friend for how long?
For like two years.
Oh, my God.
Two years, girl?
That's your best friend for two years?
I mean, we met at work, so it's like, you know, we just clicked like that.
All right.
I think that when it comes
to living arrangements,
if this is truly your friend
and your boyfriend
should not have any issue
and he knows him
and he's comfortable around him
and he knows there's no attraction,
he never liked you
or tried to kick it to you, right?
No, never.
Then I think that
that's more your decision.
Like, that's your life.
Because if you and your boyfriend
break up in two months,
now you done gave up an opportunity to save money.
Exactly, you know?
Right.
So I do feel like certain decisions like that,
if you're not doing anything wrong or the situation is all on the up and up
and he's never had a problem with this person,
that has to be your decision.
Now, understand that he might be uncomfortable with it
and you might have to do things to make him feel more comfortable about it.
But that's something that you guys
will have to work out and work on.
I know.
I mean, he's welcome to come.
He just don't want to.
And then my friend, he said,
I would have my own thing going on in the apartment.
It's just he want to stay in Jersey.
And it's not like I'm going to always be at my house.
I'll be with my boyfriend most of the time.
Right, right.
Well, I think either he's going to have to get over it
or this might be an indication that maybe he's a little too controlling.
Like, I understand it only because I did have a male roommate,
so I understand what that's like.
And I feel like your living arrangements,
for somebody you've been with for eight months only,
I don't know that you should not do something that you wouldn't do
if you wasn't with him.
Like, if that was something that you would do, no problem.
Then you got to go for it.
That's your life.
Okay.
All right, good luck, girl.
All right, thank you, Angela.
She just got to make him feel comfortable about it.
I never had a problem with my male roommate,
with my boyfriends.
Yeah, I mean, you know, we're going to see what happens.
Yeah, we're going to see.
We ain't got no business having a male roommate, Angelina.
Why?
Was he gay?
No.
Really?
He wasn't gay at all.
He actually,
the only thing that used to bother me
was I would come home sometimes
and he would like be at work,
but he would have a girl
that spent the night
and she would still be there
like on the couch.
I've had homegirls
that stayed the night with me though.
So that's not crazy.
I can't imagine living with one.
But I've had them like stay the night.
But it was a big apartment.
Like he had his own bathroom.
I had my own bathroom
inside my bedroom.
It wasn't,
like we didn't barely see each other.
True.
All right.
It is ASCII, 800-585-1051.
Call us up.
Let us know if you need any advice.
Hey, good morning.
It's ASCII.
Who's this?
Hey, this is a big D out of this natty.
All right.
What's up?
Big D, you said? Yeah, big D. of this natty. All right. What's up? Big D, you said?
Yeah, big D.
I got a terrible situation going on.
I got five girlfriends.
Well, they ex-girlfriends now because my friend Chuck threw me under the bus.
How did he throw you under the bus?
And you had five girlfriends?
Yeah, well, what happened is I've been doing good with him for like about nine months or so.
But he likes just one.
And I guess he told her about my situation and got everybody kind of like in an uproar with me right now.
So you got exposed?
Yeah, he kind of got me exposed.
Now, all right, first of all, stop blaming it on him because this is something that you were sneaking around doing.
So anytime you do something and you get caught, it's your own fault.
Yeah, but see, but, you know,
now I've just got my world all messed up
because, I mean, I miss him.
I'm trying to see if you got any advice on what I
could probably do to try to at least
get back with him.
Get back with all five of your girlfriends?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to do.
I'm kind of an outlaw right now.
I think it's over. I mean, yeah.
I think it's over for you.
Why did you feel like you lied to all of them?
Well, I mean, you know, I just give them what they want, you know,
and that's, you know, everything.
But I didn't think it was going to come down on me that hard.
My buddy would set me, I mean, throw me on the bus like that, you know.
I mean, you know, it's heartbreaking.
Especially if you've got to kind of fill us with a girl. I mean, they probably still it's heartbreaking. Especially if you've got a ton of feelings for the girl.
I mean, they probably still got feelings for me,
but for the situation of what he did, it was pretty wrong.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, Big D.
You keep on blaming somebody else for you being dishonest and lying and cheating on these women.
How do you think they feel?
Well, I mean, you know, they're probably missing me, too.
You know, because I give them what they really wanted.
I don't know how you could give five different women what they really want.
Well, I'm that kind of man, you know, keeping it real.
But, you know.
I want to know what you do for a living that he can afford five girlfriends.
I work hard, man.
I got all kinds of jobs out there.
You know, I'm all over the place.
Are you a pimp?
Nah, I'm not going to go to that magnitude of a pimp.
You know, I'm just like, you know, women need somebody to talk to.
You know, and I try to bring it to them, you know,
correctly on what they need to hear.
And, you know, I keep it real with them, you know.
So I give them what they want.
But, you know, I was kind of like making them my girls
to where I was really having emotions for them, you know.
And they were my main five girls.
You know, but if they wouldn't have done that, I've been alright.
I tell you, friends are not friends anymore.
I don't know how anybody could even have time
to have five girlfriends, but sir, anything
that you do that gets exposed and you get
caught out there is your own fault, and
the repercussions from that, there's nothing that you could really
do about it. They shouldn't deal with you anymore,
actually, because you're a liar. Why would I believe
anything you have to say?
Well, that's a warmer perspective.
I figured you'd come at me like that. That's all
understandable. But you know, I'm going to keep
it real. I'm going to get back in my mix with him.
I'm going to keep on trying to
get him back.
You go on ahead and keep on trying.
Can I give him a little advice? Sure.
I just want to tell you, sir, that one out of
those five women that you're in a relationship with
has herpes. Have a blessed day.
Oh, man.
All right.
Goodbye.
I don't believe he said that.
Man, I'm now going to go get checked for herpes.
Bye.
That was ASCII.
We do that every Wednesday and Thursday.
Yes, we sure do.
At what, 820, 815, around that time.
Now, you got room for more coming up?
Yes, let's talk about that Stars leak.
Now, everybody was discussing how power episodes
have leaked online on Facebook.
We'll tell you how Stars has responded.
Somebody about to get in trouble.
Word.
We'll talk about it.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Dropping a clues bomb for that dirty Negro
from the Bronx, French Montana.
The Bronx is quietly on like a two-year winning streak
between Fat Joe and Remy Ma. A Boogie. A Boogie, French Montana. The Bronx is quietly on like a two-year winning streak.
Between Fat Joe and Remy Ma.
A Boogie.
A Boogie, French Montana, Cardi B, Desus and Mero.
They may be one of the top two craziest places in America between the Bronx and all of Florida,
but they're on a two-year winning streak when it comes to this hip-hop culture thing.
All right.
Now, Angelique's got the rumor report coming up next.
I forgot what she's talking about. Coming up now.
Oh,
now.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to talk about
Floyd Mayweather.
There you go.
This is the rumor report
with Angela Yee.
Rumor has it.
On your breakfast club.
So listen up.
Has anybody decided
where they are watching
this Mayweather,
Conor McGregor fight at?
Nope,
but I have decided
I'm not paying $100 for it.
I decided that two months ago.
All right.
Well, let's us discuss the interview that Floyd Mayweather did with Stephen A. Smith for ESPN.
And he talks about the fight.
He says that on paper, Conor McGregor does have an edge over him.
Here's what he said.
When you look at myself and you look at Conor McGregor on paper, he's taller, has a longer reach.
He's a bigger man from top to bottom, a lot younger.
So youth is on his side.
And I've been off a couple of years.
You know, if you look at everything on paper, it leans towards Conor McGregor.
He's just trying to sell this fight because the MGM Grand, whatever they're fighting at isn't sold out yet.
He wants to make sure people buy this fight.
He's just trying to sell this fight.
Stop it, Floyd.
Well, that's his job.
He's trying to sell the fight.
Of course he's trying to sell the fight.
Then he also talked about why he feels like he needs to beat Conor McGregor's ass.
Check it out.
I just didn't like when he called us monkeys.
I think that was totally disrespectful.
It didn't push a button to make me jump all out of my character and go crazy, but the same way
he called us monkeys, we're going to see if he said that
August 26th. We're going to see if he had that same
energy, but guess what? You're still trying to sell
the fight, so bring a little racism into
it, okay? I like that. Now,
what if, by some chance,
Floyd Mayweather loses? Here's what he said.
When you're fighting at this level, there's no
loser. I mean, I ain't never known
a man to make hundreds and hundreds of millions that's a loser.
I'm going to walk off that ring with my head high.
Losing is never in my mind.
I just say things can happen.
My mother and my children are still going to love me the same way.
I'm still going to have the same lavish lifestyle.
Life's going to go on.
They're going to move on to the next.
Conor McGregor is going to come out real aggressive.
He's going to be winning by the fourth round. Floyd Maywe on to the next. Conor McGregor gonna come out real aggressive. He's gonna be winning by the fourth round.
Floyd Mayweather's gonna pick Conor McGregor apart.
It's not even gonna be close.
All right, now, Floyd also says that he's not the same fighter he was two years ago.
Like you said, he's older.
He said, I'm not the same fighter I was five years ago.
I lost a step.
A fighter like Andre Berto isn't even supposed to go the distance with Floyd Mayweather.
But remember, I was 38.
It's obvious I'm slipping a little bit to even let a fighter like that go the distance with me.
Look at my guy, Andre Humberto.
Floyd is really just trying to sell this fight.
He's trying to make us think that Conor McGregor has a chance of beating him just so we tune in.
Because that's the only reason you've been watching Floyd Mayweather fights for the past five years is to see if he's going to lose.
Now, do you know when his last knockout was?
Because he used to have a 90% knockout ratio.
What year was that?
2013? 2011.
That was that early?
And his past seven fights have gone the distance
so he said it's obvious that he has
slipped somewhere. Something has taken a toll
on his career.
Alright, we're going to sell this fight.
I mean, listen, father time is undefeated. That is a fact.
But he's going to beat Conor McGregor.
All right, a woman from Miami is coming forward
saying that Amari Stoudemire has fathered her daughter a year ago.
He is married, by the way.
He got married in 2012, and he has four kids with Alexis Stoudemire.
Now, this woman is named Quinn Lovett,
and she is requesting a judge officially declare Amari
as the father of her daughter, Zoe Renee,
so she can get child support and she wants full custody, according to the paperwork.
Now, Amari has admitted in the paperwork that he's been giving out thousands of dollars a month in temporary child support.
And he also has given her various amounts for legal bills.
And he said he would establish regular child support payments last year.
Why are these dudes going to be wearing condoms with these randoms?
Now, she did confirm that he's paying $4,300 a month,
but she said he hasn't paid any of her maternity bills.
That's about $11,000.
He's not involved in the child's life and has not visited her at all.
She said she is a stay-at-home mom, and she's not looking for employment either.
That's why it sucks to cheat when you got a man.
He's married.
Yeah, when you're married and you got a main
and you used to have an unprotected sex,
you're going to carry on those type of habits with others.
So you need to just stick to your one.
Now, as far as stars, we told you about the Power episodes
leaking on Facebook, the final three episodes.
Now, stars has put out a statement.
They said the final three episodes of Power's fourth season
were leaked online due to a breach of the press screening room.
This seems to be a case of password sharing
that resulted in homemade videos
of the episodes, which were taped off a
TV screen and posted online.
Starz has begun forensic
investigations and will take legal
action against the responsible
parties. The guy even showed his face
at the end, by the way. There's somebody sitting in jail
right now for bootlegging scripts of Power.
Trust me, they tried to sell them to me.
All right.
He's in jail right now.
Not a good idea.
Y'all keep playing with power if y'all want to.
Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag.
This is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey guys, I'm Kate Max.
You might know me from my popular online series, The Running
Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those
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Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.
Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.
I forgive myself.
It's okay.
Have grace with yourself.
You're trying your best,
and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing.
Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.
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Hey, y'all. Niminy here.
I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records.
Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman,
Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop.
Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15 year old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus
nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.
Check it.
And it began with me.
Did you know, did you know?
I wouldn't give up my seat.
Nine months before Rosa, it was called a four-month.
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We're talking música, los premios, el chisme,
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I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world
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