The Breakfast Club - The 85 South Show: KARLOUS, DC & CLAYTON in the Trap!

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

The Black Effect Presents... The 85 South Show! In this family episode, Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Clayton English chop it up! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We did it again! That'll be the title. Hell nah. You playing life-changing music now. That's the shit you about to get your life together? You know what I'm saying? You feel it. You like, you know what?

You right, man. I been bullshit, man. I been bullshitting, man. You right, man. Go to jail, you. I been eating too many carbs, man. I got to get it together, man. What you say? Go to school. Get a job. Got to go get a job.

Save up this money. Save up this money, B. I was just telling people, man, making money is not hard. I think you trying to figure out what you want to do with the money is hard. Hold it on to it. Try not spending it. No, because a lot of people, they have bills, but they don't know how much they need to make a month.

Getting it. All you got to do is sit down and figure out how much you need to make a month, and then that's going to open up the opportunities for it to be that much. That's how it is. You're going to start getting shit that's going to be like, damn, that's almost what I wanted. Right. Damn, let me find.

Money is going to be complicated. Getting it is hard, and then knowing what to do with it is hard, too. Right. Like, is it? It's all about your hustle. If you want it, you'll go get it. You got to figure out how to get it first. Because everybody gets some money.

A lot of people got it. But see, a lot of people don't even be knowing that they getting money because they got fast spending habits. And I'm like, you a getting money nigga. You just spend a lot. And you think you spend more than you getting it. But you getting it a lot.

Yeah, but you spending it a lot. You, but you see, yeah, you just spending a lot. You spending the lifestyle. You spending on the lifestyle. You spending it, and it's not helping you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You see what I'm saying? And it's not really the lifestyle. They just be doing shit.

Let me see. There ain't nothing left in there. Where all gone? That backwoods? No, there's some shit in there. What happened to that? You fucked it up? No. This a, what you. Fuck it up. Look.

This a, uh, what you got? This a Dutch. Oh, you want to fuck with the Dutchies? I'm like, this weed roll is big when it's weed, you know? Hey. I understand. Celebration. You want to holler at that last? Yeah, but just for this one.

How long? I don't know how long this one gonna last. Yeah. You smoked the get high later on. What? I don't know. What was it, bud? That shit is smoke. You ain't smoke that.

That's two different weeds. Maybe so. That's what had you. Yeah. I already know what the bitch said. I only know what I'm about to do. You listen.

I only know what I'm about to do. You understand me? Listen, don't count. That's that shit. I feel like I was in high school again. And we all in three different classes. And guess what? I'm finna go disturb your class. You stupid.

And I'm finna go disturb your class. Nah, you can't disturb, man. Ay, we tell the folks we used to do that shit. That going for a class and just be disturbing it. Nigga be in the window when the door close. You a bitch. You a bitch. You a bitch.

You a bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch.

I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. I ain't no bitch. in the window when the door closed. You a bitch. You a bitch. Yeah. Bitch. Go ahead, nigga. The great part about it, we ain't have no doors. Just be in that little window to teach. Get away from that door, nigga. Take off running. Nigga, we ain't have no doors, so anybody can walk in.

Nigga, we had the doors with the long window on that bitch. That nigga just be in that window. -♪ Some people had doors in the main school, but then we had cubicles. So you wouldn't even know. It's 12 classes in this cubicle. You go in this cubicle, it's... What the fuck?

It's 12-legged classroom with no doors. We in the pluggin'. What? You get your ass beat in that cubicle. Nah, they was my age high school. They was big as fuck. You'll get lost. It took me three months to get right. Because I'll go upstairs thinking I'm on this side,

and I'm really on this side, and Mclaren down here on that side. By the time you done walked around the whole school, you like, man, I'm going to fucking keep walking until I find this bitch. I'll be late every day until I got right. Damn. Damn.

That shit hard, too. Yeah, Denver, you got to find your clan. Nobody be thinking he be writing this shit for Stevie Wonder. For so long! But it's Stevie Wonder on the Mega Man game. I was just listening to that song the other day. There's a ribbon in the sky. A ribbon in the sky. A ribbon in the sky A ribbon in

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Michael Jackson and Samuel L. Jackson are related, bro. Dang. That's what he been trying to tell you motherfuckers the whole time. Michael Jackson is my relative. There are snakes on Michael Jackson's plane. What? I was dead close to doing the goddamn move with Samuel L. Jackson, man. Man, you should have did that, bitch. My audition was trash.

You know, I admit it. Nah, some nigga be acting like, man, them niggas be hanging on my dog. Nah, nigga. You look at my audition tape, you be like, boy, that nigga, what the fuck was that? I ain't never been to a bad audition. My audition was good. I did bad to see if you were good. You got to make up some shit.

I didn't want to be in a swim, bruh. It ain't no pool. Oh. My audition take was a whole bunch of this shit. Oh, that's some bullshit. Splish splat. Splish splat. It's like, we know he was swimming,

but if he going to do that in the ocean, I don't think we want him. Yeah, that was some bullshit. They set you up for failure on that. That was bullshit. OK, and just mimic like you're swimming. And the crazy part about it, I don't think they need to get no pool.

I feel like the audition just to see will I do it or not. With no pool in the movie. Nowhere in America they got me on tape doing this shit. Oh yeah, we took that part out. But you made me audition for it. That shit crazy. But guess what, that's why I killed my last audition. That's why I don't play. I used to have a thing where I didn't want to perfect the audition

because it's hard for me to master the set because I'm a visual set you know what I'm saying like I got to see it I like that I like to be challenged if I'm in an audition room with a green screen behind me and the scene's so complex I have to imagine that so it's like I have to think about the lines, imagine the set, and be perfect. Instead of you already done got the role. Yeah, stop overthinking this shit. It's hard, man! Nah, just do your homework.

You overthink it when you come on in there. Nah, don't get me wrong. We done mastered this shit, but that's part of the game that I had to realize that I cannot just say, man, fuck this shit. I had to learn how to tighten up on the auditions. I used to be like, man, fuck that audition shit. Now I be like, nah, nigga.

Nah, you got to know it. That's one of the things you got to have in your repertoire. You got to have a mean audition repertoire life, boy. So you can eat? You can eat. But that don't mean they going to fuck me. At auditions, sometimes it might not be for the part. But you're going to see something else, and then they give you something else.

Right. Sometimes they come back around with something better. We ain't think he was good for that, but we think he good for that. They give the Gabriel Rhodes for getting motherfucked. Nah, man, your ass. You fucked the swimming up. Nigga ain't try to do no strokes. No strokes.

I just did all the neck moves. What they say about the Rhodes? They ain't like your swimming. They ain't like my neck moves. I ain't do no strokes. I just tried to get out the water with my hands. Your neck move. What they say about the road? They ain't like you're swimming. They ain't like my neck move. I ain't do no stroke. I just tried to get out the water with my head.

Does he swim with his neck? Fuck that up. Everybody watching that shit like, what the fuck is this? Everybody down there laughing. Hard as you laughing right now. They called people in and rewinded it. Come here, come here, look at it, look at it. Hey, popcorn.

Watch your neck. Watch your neck. Hey, this your boy. This your boy. This what your boy's into. He say he want to be in the movie with Sammy L. Jackson. What? Got me fucked up.

I ain't even had no nigga like this in that dungeon. Oh, you stupid. Done. Save me, done. Gotn cheetah. Oh, you stupid. Dunn saved me, Dunn. Got me fucked up. Oh. Nah, but we got right, though, man. No more bullshit audition. No, Cal.

Come on. Them auditions be crazy, man. They be crazy, bro. But you just got to do it, though. I done nailed like three, four moves or something. You know what I'm saying I've been on my a game So, you know, I mean, oh Yeah, oh shit this shit like

It's still hurt well, I know now when I get a roll, I make sure my audition take five. I ain't even finna play with you. I ain't even finna play with you. Hey, hand me the other lemonade. This one's gone. Took all the lemonade out that bitch. The lemon take up all the space. They need to stop putting lemon at the bottom.

That's how they get old. Yeah, it's mostly a whole goddamn lemon at the bottom of the ship. Now this one got some lemonade in it. Shout out to JJ's, man. We've been eating, we've been spending hella money with them. We not complaining. We been paying a couple weeks. Ay, what if that nigga ain't named JJ?

They just said we had to use him. Nah, but that black owned restaurant. What if it ain't JJ's? It's out of Chicago. They based out of Chicago. Right. Cause I was just gonna say, it's not a, it is black-owned restaurant. What if it ain't JJ's? It's 2 Fish. It's out of Chicago. They based out of Chicago. Right. I was just gonna say, it's not a... It is a black-owned restaurant. What if it ain't JJ's? What if it's 2 Fish and Chicken

and we been calling it JJ's just because the fish look like JJ's? That would've looked like... It looked like 2 Fish's. Motherfucker keep saying JJ's. Nigga, it's 2 Fish. It's JJ's, but they ain't got no Asian people working in that motherfucker. So does American Deli.

They know what we want. They got Mexicans. They know how y'all like. Yeah. They know how you like. There's Mexicans in my American Deli. It ain't even called JJ. My local neighborhood American Deli.

It's Mexican. And yours? And yours. And my local neighborhood. I was just going to say, black folks at my American Deli. Damn. Who in the back? The cashier girl be black.

Mexicans. OK. Mex in the back? The cashier girl be black? Mexicans. Okay. Mexicans, they definitely be there. They know how to make this shit now. They put them goddamn trinkets in them motherfuckers. They already know. Hey, I can have it wet. They look at you. You stink your head on a lot of sauce and shit.

That black boy, that's an expert. Ask them who own it. Ask them who run it. Who run the American Dairy? The crazy part is they don't have no consistency. Them motherfuckers be, some of them be exceptional. Food be hot all the way home. I remember one time I got some free food by acting like I was the franchise owner of the American Dairy.

I could, I swore she was acting like she was so rude, like she didn't want to take a nigga order. I said, you know what? You know what? Sorry to tell you, ma'am, but you know, I'm one of the owners here. Yeah. Shaniqua.

You know what? We don't need you no more. We don't need you no more. Yeah. Excuse me. I just wanted to tempt you. That's all I want. You fired somebody, and then you didn't work there.

Clock out. See, literally left. Don't clock out. I'm like, we don't need you. We don't need you. That's disrespectful. I'm like, don't worry about it. I don't need to talk to no manager, no nothing.

I'm one of the owners here. Don't worry about it. She don't need to be at the front. The crazy part is she believes you yes well can we just talk about my position oh all the lies when now what are we doing this is how we doing it the ghost story episode what are we doing just leave it for a minute. No problem. Welcome to late night.

Uh-uh. Don't cut that shit off, nigga. Nigga, we thuggin'. But you got to play some gangster shit, though, because we in the dark with three niggas. This is for the ladies. If you a man, cut this shit off. Right now. Ladies.

She done set the tone and all. You hear it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Mm-mm. She done set the tone and all you hear is Boom, boom, boom, boom Nigga set the tone Sound like boss man This how a nigga be in the trap I'ma have a bitch Give me a ride. Yeah, I told the bitch. Yeah, get inside

Hey, I told the bitch. Yeah, I just like yeah the bitch tried me. She just died Better slap a bitch. Oh See? Gotta do it, see? Yeah! Had to do it, see? Had to do it, see? Yeah! Niggas tried to shoot at me. Ooh, what you doing? Had to do it, see? Ooh, man, here, man down.

Man, here, man down. Man, here, man down. Man, here, man down. Yeah, she. You stupid. That's hard though, bro. That's hard. I didn't go cap. I'm not going to go cap. You see? You stupid.

That's hard though, bro. That's hard. That ain't gonna count. I was bad as fucking pool, and now I'm trying to dodge a sentence. Damn. Went to swim in the pool, and I just moved my neck.

Almost drowned, tried to get a check. Almost drowned, tried to get a check. Now I'm swimming, don trying to get a check. I'm on the ground trying to get a check. Now I'm swimming on my neck. Man down, man down. Man down, man high, see? You want to boss up your life?

All you got to do is show me some titties. Oh, this. Hey. I remember when a girl had to ask me for a washer and a dryer. I said, how you washing your clothes now? Little dirty stinking piece. She said, I'm going to the cleaners. I said, there go your washer and your dryer. But I had to ball my bitch up like, see? I pulled over there watching like,

meh, meh, meh. The fuck is you saying, man? It's a whole nother show. 85 South Show at the door. Yeah. Ladies, rub on your titties if you love hip hop. Yeah. Ladies, we hope you're watching in your t-shirt or your panties.

Ladies, rub your tits if you love hip hop.. Yeah. Ladies, we hope you watching in your t-shirt or your panties. Ladies, rub your tits if you love hip-hop. Get your mops ready. Mm-mm. This ain't the one for the kids to be watching. Rub your tits if you love hip-hop. This ain't the one for the kids to be watching. You probably be getting some head on this episode. Rub your tits if you love hip-hop.

This the one you get some head on. Like, them niggas stupid. Yeah, really. If you under 18, log off now. Oh, we back to it. Ain't nobody ain't cutting the lights on, bro. That's a ghost. We back to Nickelodeon.

I'll tell you. Twitter after dark. Go to 85 after dark, man. Somebody got caught getting hit. The lights cut off. Ma! Hey, hey. What mama doing? She sleeping. Go to bed.

She sleep now. All right, damn. Hold up, baby. I just breathe. Breathe, bitch. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Crazy. It's a lot of hood hoes that be fucking with their kids

on their bed. That's it. The fucking hood hoes. It's a lot of hood hoes that be fucking with they kids on they bed. That's just the fucking hood hoes. It's a lot of hood hoes that be fucking with they kids on they bed. Don't wake the baby up. Hey, they be fucking with they kids on they bed. Them kids. Don't wake my baby up. It's a lot of hood hoes that be fucking with they kids on they bed.

Mm-hmm. You can't rock that little motherfucker like that. You got to move your hips with it. Ooh, somebody about to wake up. Shh. Before you have to dip with it. OK. But I got to get that coochie, dog.

Come on. And she let me get that coochie, bro. Shut up. Ooh. That mean ain't use no rubber. Goddamn, I can't trust these motherfuckers, but they do. I went in. I'm about to tell you, like, I had to get in.

Damn. That baby woke up. Fuck that. I can't let him fuck my nut up. Shut up. That's terrible, man. What is wrong with you? This is Chronicles.

I just realized we got a banner. That ain't downtown. What is that? Stop putting that hood-ass, ratchet-ass shit. That ain't even the right banner. Y'all just put buildings what what happened oh it's a cityscape from it's a club it's a club uh backdrop from what club 285. every uh every hood city got a Back in the day, there was a club Scorpio or some shit. Nigga, they used to take pictures at the skating rink.

But I know that picture man used to make so much money every weekend. He rich, right now. Right now. $10. How'd you make your money? He was getting 20 and all off the photo. You know what I missed, though?

You remember motherfuckers who was like photographers and shit? This was a profession that required you to drive a van for some reason. Why the fuck did you need to drive a van to be a photographer? You had to use all that equipment. You had to take it with you. It wouldn't even be that much equipment. It's just a camera. It's a camera.

I got one camera and a few lenses. It just went back. This thing had a van with no windows and shit. Hey. You remember the sites that they just used to take pictures in the club, and then they would post them all on their website? Boy, I used to hate that shit. ATL, Nightlife, or Nightpix or something?

Nigga, I remember the Polaroid. Nigga be over there shaking that motherfucker. You get that picture, you don't like it, you got to pay another $20. Retake it. Retake it. Retake it. That nigga made a killing. He made a killing.

Them pictures was high as fuck then. They were $25 on pop. For a little cardboard and backboard around it. Everybody got a picture. But this is going to sit up on that mantle forever, god damn it. Forever. And go on a t-shirt. Man.

But he made a killing, boy. He made a motherfucking killing, dog. Because we only had one camera, man. There weren't two, three niggas in there with no camera. Nope. It better not be. Let it be two, three and they're not working together. When the nigga had the printer and he was printing them bitches

when he started bringing the lady to the club to print them pictures out, that's when the money started rolling. Shit started rolling. Because at the Skyring, that's all you'll see. You'll just hear the music and you'll see a flash. That's it the money started rolling. Shit started rolling. Because at the skating rink, that's all you will see. You will hear the music and you will see a flash. That's it. But you got to imagine that with liquor. You at the skating rink.

Imagine that at the club. Shit, me and Money got a picture. Me and Money, man. I got a few of them floating around out there on Mansfield. I think it was my idea to go take a picture. I was like, hey, these boys going to take a picture. They going to take a picture. That was our last club picture. I was like, hey, you want to go take a picture? Let's go take a picture. That was our last club picture.

It was up in here. Big-ass backdrop. That shit was hot. We used to take pictures with the club like that, with the club backdrop. Especially with the one, they got to represent your crew. The money, niggas had the money. What are they, the money shit in the back?

They had the money falling from the sky, the city background, they might have a big escalade. That was before a nigga could get a car. Nigga take a picture with the car backdrop. Nigga done airbrushed a Mercedes, but the back fucked up. Nigga did good on the front, but the back. Nigga ain't never had no Mercedes, but you had an airbag Mercedes. Uh-oh.

You got an old ass soul, man. You grew up around people that did cocaine. Your music got a struggle in it. That shit got heartfelt right there. Yeah, that's that real Project Pain. Yo, look! Niggas came up missing. Nobody looking for them.

Yeah. Yeah. Ooh! I like that, dog. That's that Wu-Bang shit. That's that Wu-Bang shit. That's that Wu-Bang shit. You woke a nigga up with that shit now.

Yeah. Yeah. The way that he go, I can't believe him. They put him in the trunk of the car. They went far. Goddamn, so bizarre. I'm like, ooh! Now his mama missing him.

All of them crying and all of them lying. What's going on? Yo. Turn the TV on and the news. Now my bad news. Cops ran down on all the bad dudes. Shit. It was a crazy crime scene.

Yo, but let me tell you what I seen, yo. Hey, man, you know what time it is? It's the powder hour. Mm-hmm. I was in the crib smoking sour. Uh-huh. It's already one drug. I was in the crib smoking sour. There's always one drug head in that motherfucker. Yo, you just came a-missing.

Nobody's looking for him. Damn, they did him real bad, though. It's kind of sad, bro. But we coming off the top of the hill. I'm like, did the nigga throw a party for the kidnapper? It's party time. It's party time. Where he go? They done kidnapped my bro.

It's party time. Oh! That's good, though. Niggas out here not respecting women. Uh-huh. Being foul. Talking shit, disrespecting women. Mm.

The queen of the earth. Mm. Let me tell you how much she worth. Like $899 bazillion. Mm, talk your shit. Popping collars, selling flowers. But not like Kali. The game changed when everybody started popping molly.

Ooh, the bitches ain't fly, they doodoo birds. I want to see who do it first. I pull up, shoot them in they hearse. You got to hit them where it hurts. Don't fall in love with a chicken head. You better fall in love with some bread. You better fall in love with a chicken head. Damn. You better fall in love with some bread. Uh-huh.

You better fall in love with what you need. Okay. But don't fall in love with the weed. Damn. Because the money is the friend and the money bring the power. But everybody know because my partner own the sour. But listen, I'm on the chicken head. So I'm on the biscuit head. But guess what?

We about to throw a party in this motherfucker. Ah. Guess what? We about to throw a party in this motherfucker. Nigga throw a party on anything. You like, ah, damn, them niggas happy. Nigga throw a party for any reason, nigga. My house just blew up, but fuck it. I'm about to throw a party in this motherfucker. Then they always kick the camera. I don't know what it is.

They just kick that motherfucker. You like, boy, they lit. Man, hand me that lighter, bro. Boy, God, niggas is stupid, bro. Oh. I'm telling you. Go ahead, my weird lighter though. Light it up some more.

That shit got me high. Already. Already, but this is good weed right here. This was voted the number 16 highest show. What the fuck? Well, who beat us? This is a crackhead podcast. It's going crazy.

That's actually hot. Slip it through the crack. Uh-huh. Exactly. Slip it through the crack. All we smoke is weed, so they smoking way stronger than us. They putting that shit on line now, boy. Welcome to episode 22 of 22 Days Straight.

Get up. This is the meth hour. I'm about to do some black tar heroin with my guest, D-O-Von. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hope you rocked your bag of hash, bro. Mm-mm.

M&M will be rapping backwards as hell on this one right here. Listen, hi, kids. I'm going to tell you this. Ah! I'm going to tell you about my eyelids. But listen, I'm going to do this. Listen, Mama never really had brought me up. Then she tore me up and popped pills in the kitchen.

Then they lured me up. All right. So, yeah. had brought me up, then she tore me up and popped pills in the kitchen, then they lured me up. No cap. That bitch about to drop again. I'm off whites? Well, with Sean Paul on them folks, well, that about go anywhere. This nigga's shoes got hella grip. No cap.

It feel like you everywhere carpet, though. Everywhere you walk, it feel like carpet. For real? Mm-hmm. You be watching that shit. You going to flip off the building and shit. That shit be, no, I ain't flipping off no building. I ain't stupid. I be watching to see, like, one of them ain't gonna fall.

A lot of them do. I know. That's some hard shit. Really, that's body, having total body control. But it's also understanding energy, how to fall, how to jump. Yeah, they just controlling they fall. They falling. It looks like they climbing their ass off.

No, nigga, you're falling. You can do it. You can do it if you understand physics and how it works. But if you thinking like, ah, man, that shit impossible. It's going to take more than physics to know how it work. Because if your ass ain't in shape, you dead. Oh, no. The one thing about it, nigga.

You can't hold yourself up. You can have great physics. But if you don't put too much baby oil on, you do that little front flip. You're going to bust your head. That shit look. You be doing dangerous shit. You got to have a rush for that shit, though, bro. You be jumping off buildings.

I remember when I had done, jumped on the roof at high school because they called us gambling. And it was a little edge, like I could jump off the building on top of it. All I kept saying was, if I don't land on that, it's a wrap. And I know I can do it because I'm physical enough, but physics and all that extra shit, one wrong move,

it'll be more than just they coming to get me and locking my stupid ass up. So you ain't do it? No, I hit it on top of the roof. Well, you supposed to make that jump. You got some weight on your beard right here. And you wanted me to try my luck to make the jump? For the move. I forgot you a jumper.

For the move. What'd he do? You would've took your onesie off. He was like, I got some foot in your ass. Ay, it look better than you jumping. No, it was, no, no. Than you laying down. What it was, was I jumped off the roof on the other side where I could literally land. It was probably like about 40 feet. This shit was like 60, 70 feet. Man, I wasn't trying that shit. Then I had to run

and jump on it, but the platform wasn't too big for me to jump on. So if I would have jumped on it, I would have kind of like hit the wall and bounced off the wall and fell off of it. You know what I'm saying? So there wasn't no room for me to jump for real. No, nigga. I'm going to stay on top of this roof. Ha, bah! Nigga made the jump, but knocked himself out. Right. And nobody would have knew I would have been back there. So I'm running from the police. They don't find you.

They don't find you. The school let out. It ain't a car. I'm feeling better. Fucked up. You got me fucked up. I got to explain why I got fucked up. I got to explain why I got fucked up. I got to explain why I got fucked up. I got to explain why I got fucked up. I got to explain why I got fucked up. I got to explain why I'm feeling bad. Hell.

Fucked up. You got me fucked up. Now I got to explain why the fuck I can't move. And I'm on the ground. What happened? I was on the roof. Nigga threw me off the roof. It ran off. Now you got to laugh. Nigga grabbed me, took me to the roof,

and he said, nigga, say another motherfucking word, and I'll throw you off this motherfucker. And I said, please don't. And then he threw me. That could've worked. You got a line. You can't say I jumped off. You got caught gambling on the roof,

or y'all ran to the roof? Nigga, we was in the bathroom. We probably like 30 deep, my nigga. We was at Cram High School. We was 30 deep. President Joe walked in that bitch. He be like, all, my nigga. Cream High School, we 30 deep. Presley was just walking that bitch. He was like, all right, if you got it on you, they coming.

So you better flush it. Then let them know that the police coming. Nigga, everybody in that bitch screaming. I'm just like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck that shit. Nigga, I lift the window up, and I jumped on the roof. I really opened up the window so niggas can run off on the roof. Niggas looked at me and was like, bro,

you finna go out there? I don't care, nigga. I ain't finna stay in here and get roof. Niggas look at me and be like, bro, you finna go out there? I don't care, nigga. I ain't finna stay in here and get caught. But they got to catch me, nigga. I jumped on the roof. Before you know it, it was me and like nine other niggas running on the roof.

Oh, nigga. They running behind me and tell me where we going. Oh, nigga. Oh, nigga. I don't know what the fuck. Stop following me, nigga. Get the fuck off. Let's go.

You on way. Now what? Now what? Now what? Now what? Some niggas going back in and saying, man, that nigga ain't got no plan, man. I said, fuck that shit. I jumped off the roof, but when I jumped off, I was like in the cul-de-sac. And if you go to Creme, you'll know it's the library and the foyer with the walking area,

like by the cafeteria. And you going in the foyer, but the only way you go through is through the hallway at the library. So when I jumped in, I couldn't even get out the door. Nigga, it was a teacher looking at me through the window like that the whole time. And I went to the door, and I was like, hey, bro, open the door. I got something to say.

I already had it in my mind, man. He would open that door. I got something to say. I already had it in my mind, man. He would've opened that door. Get out of my face. I'm going out the front door to school, and they just gonna have to find me on the east side of Atlanta, because I'm gonna run through Kirkwood and Sullivan. I just couldn't get out of school. That nigga just stood right there, and the police came and grabbed her.

Am I still there? I got to get out of school? Damn. That shit crazy. You really done it this time, Whitfield. You know that? Oh, yeah. Full of paperwork. They gave everybody paperwork.

I know you was on the roof. My mic is gone, white man. You fucking donkey. You would wear a donkey Kong shirt around a whole bunch of niggas. You think you're funny? What the fuck that got to do with us? Don't. Don't entertain him.

Oh, shit. About to give him an 85-7 T-shirt. It's true. Boom, boom. Shit. What? Oh. Shit.

Nigga, Lil got them Dr. Pampers over there looking like Bud Light. Crush me if you Dr. Pampers. You finna go back on tour, ain't you? Yeah. You out of there? Hm? So you out of there? Might as well.

Oh, yeah. You out of there? Hm? So you out of there? Might as well. Oh yeah. Who y'all voting for? Do y'all even give a fuck? Me. You care? Who got some money? Who got some money? I don't wanna go for the big candidate for the world.

But nah man, I can't rock with your boy. I knew it. You can't do what? Can't rock with your boy. No, man, they got to get your boy out of there, man. He too dramatic. Boy crazy. He too dramatic.

He too emotional. That boy run off emotions. He good. They be like, you know what? The blacks. He be like, when they started calling him, I'm like, no, don't do that. All right.

You can say that behind closed doors. Don't say that shit on the microphone, nigga. They asked him. You saw the shit. They asked him. They said, what do you consider black jobs? And he was like, jobs that anyone can have know

say what you wanted to say. He did. That was the nicest way he could say it. You know what he wanted to say. You know. Shit y'all do. Cooking, cleaning, chucking, jiving, little baby love, shortening, shortening. You know. You know. Do the shit, man.

The shit your people do With the big lips But why But why you gotta label The black job See now it's like A nigga can't have a job Cause it ain't black

Well And they try to say All that shit You only got the job Cause you was a color That's they new shit Diversity and all that shit I wouldn't give a fuck

If I was getting my paper And I'm not I wouldn't prove shit I would keep me a job If that was getting my paper, and I wouldn't prove shit. I would keep me a job if that was the case. If that's the case, we should go get some jobs that we know we ain't qualified for. We should do it. Right.

Who they giving them to? Because they not... Give me one. If you are in the position where you can just give motherf... I'm not doing shit. I wanted to be a good-ass job, so I want to make $175,000 a year. And still be able to do what I do.

And still... And I'm not even coming. I'm a consultant. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know the fuck? If you need a face. Just to meet the quota.

Do you know we can help y'all? We got our finger on the pulse of the culture. Talk to your top. Oh, man. I'm down. You trying to figure out how to market to black people but ain't got no black people in there. Come on, man. I'm down with you. You trying to figure out how to market to black people but ain't got no black people in there. Come on, man.

I'm down to get some extra paper but not do shit. I can put some black folks in there. But you ain't just gonna sell us anything and everything, goddamn it. You know who control the money? The Senate. We keep worrying about the president. We need to get a black Senate. We get a black Senate. It's the owner popping.

Oh, it's the owner popping, baby. Nigga, that's just like getting a club promoter. The owner ain't never here, bitch. It's the owner popping. Oh, it's the owner popping, baby. Nigga, that's just like getting a club promoter. The owner ain't never here. Bitch, it's the club promoter. Mm. Well, you know how many parties we can throw until the owner get here? You think, you think- That's all I'm saying.

Do you think that- We'd have been made out more. Do you think that like black people, like not people that's trying to be in politics and don't fuck with it. Do you think motherfuckers, like, because motherfuckers scam every kind of way. Right. Being a politician seems like it'd be the biggest scam.

Why you don't think there's more motherfuckers in there? They scam. Nah, because they don't know the benefits of it. That's all. They don't understand it. They don't speak their language. They don't know how to play it. There ain't nobody there to show them. That's all. They don't understand it. They don't speak their language. They don't know how to play it and ain't nobody there to show them.

That's all. Because you know you got to get in with like you got to have like an old uncle or something to really bring you in for real. I mean, but you can win an election easy. You can start off small and win you a little election just with charisma and shit. Right, but you ain't going to have no relationships.

Right. You're not going to be in, but you can get in there just all because if the game have no relationships. Right. You're not going to be in, but you can get in there just off. Because if the game is talking shit, I'm in a room with three motherfuckers that I know could goddamn be heads or some kind of statement. But you also got to understand your power position. What are you capable of doing? Yeah, see, they're going to let you in on a little bullshit position at first. Like, you'll be like a clerk or some shit. Chancellor.

Not even a clerk. What's the other one? What's a district? They give you District 9. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a representative. I'm a representative. You got three streets.

Yeah, and them is the most immaculate streets. Get out my face. Hey, pick that shit up. You can't even get nobody to cut grass over there. All you need is them three to get in there. I'm going to cut it. But that's it, though. I, pick that shit up. You can't even get nobody to cut grass over there. All you need is them three to get it. I'm going to cut it. But that's it, though. I'm going to cut it.

You can just keep going. Like that. I got to come and cut your grass program. But that's the thing, though. I told you to cut it. I tell you what, just to get started, you give me the worst district. Give me District 6.

Give me all of them. Give me District 9 where the aliens at. Nigga, I clean that bitch up. But you are the representation of District 6. That's it. Yeah. You can't do nothing. I don't want to do shit.

No. That's what I'm saying. But I represent this, so I can make shit appear and happen. You can't even get shit approved. No. We got to have something to approve you. No, but you get one vote, and they trying to get you one. They trying to sway you over that vote.

That's what I'm saying. So they got to get you something to get your vote. But when I say fix the streets, I need y'all to fix the streets. Otherwise, I ain't going to get you one. They're trying to sway you over that vote. That's what I'm saying. So they got to get you something to get your vote. But when I say fix the streets, I need y'all to fix the streets. Otherwise I ain't going to get my little three streets. It may not be how you want them to be fixed. They may give you a little budget and say, you figure it out.

We got three streets. We'll fix two of them. We'll fix two. You got one. You got to go on your bike and put another. You got to fundraise. And then they going to tell you, ain't nobody driving over there anyway. Do your street bring us money? Yeah. To what degree? People got to come through this street every day. It's only residents that's driving. Oh, this is where they get fucked up at,

though. Well, you know, crazy thing about this three is we right over here by that Mercedes-Benz station. Talk your talk. So we ain't got but three streets, but guess what? All three of them bitches go right around that station. Yes, they do. So now we got value. Now you talking. Now we got a little leverage. Now you got to know how to go in there and speak.

Exactly. And you know, since we ain't got but three little streets, they trying to put something on all three streets. Y'all finna play ball with us or we finna tax your ass? What you trying to do? Come on, man. That's all I'm saying. Every time y'all build something on these little three streets,

it's going to tax like a motherfucker. We going up. Now we eight streets deep. We sitting on gold now. Come on, man. Because of y'all playing. We didn't expand it in there. But they already want it.

We're going to make District 3 a whole city now. Mm-hmm. People just got to be on, man. Because of y'all playing. We didn't expand it in there. But they already want it. Y'all want to make District 3 a whole city now. Mm-hmm. People just got to be on one accord. That's all. Because the politics makes sense. Yeah. You just got to understand where it makes sense for you and the person that's in politics.

You don't have no friends in politics. And it's not really saying you don't have no friends. You don't even believe in somebody that can even help the community. You just like, man, nigga ain't going to do nothing. He right't gonna do nothing he right you're right he not he not because you think he not politics first off being you got to believe and you also got to be really into that a lot of us not into it well you know you don't have to believe at all that's what that's because once they get in there what they believe it ain't got to do with what they do. Right. And plus, it take a long time for change to actually happen. Motherfuckers be thinking that shit gonna happen right now.

They want another stipend. That's why they like Trump. He ain't have nothing to do with that, though. I know that, but they don't even understand that. He had nothing to do with that. That's all they said. When Trump was out here, nigga, you was one of them.

Man, it was a pandemic. It was a global... It was a once in a, we ain't never had no shit where they like, hey, man, don't nobody go nowhere. But he got some money. That's why the inflation so fucking high. But he got some money, though. Because nobody, that, yeah.

You could've worked. That was the only time nigga actually gave you something. That's why you like that. We weren't working. Nine months, we didn't work. They came with that stipend. I fucked with them. What we doing?

If we could not work again and get paid for not working. You didn't do nothing. That was in there. That was already in the government shit. That was already a plan they had. But the motherfuckers collect the bill money. Huh? Ain't nobody at work but the motherfuckers collecting the bill money.

But this my only thing. Oh, they was giving rent deferrals, all that shit. But this is what I'm trying to say. Nigga, all my bill was paid. I even asked him, I said, you know, COVID, we didn't get a chance to go work.

They said, your license on went. COVID ain't stopped your license long. I'm going to go fuck by it. We don't care about none of that shit. It's going to be a bill. If you can't pay this shit, we're going to tax your ass. You can get on the payment plan.

But I'm here to tell you, this usage that you and your family using. Somebody got to pay for it. Somebody got to pay for that shit. So I hear you coughing. And not only is it the same price. But I need you to get down there and pay that bill. Not only is it the same price, but it's a little more

expensive now, too. Imagine how bad your fever gonna be when your AC don't work. Ooh, wee. Them cold nights. Getting out of the sweat. You ain't got no heat. Ooh! That shit was crazy.

But that's why I didn't understand when I'm like... But now it's so... It feel like it was so long ago that it didn't even really happen Don't it? Cause it's 2024 We technically just got back in You know what I'm saying? This was the only

Some of that shit that they put in place ain't even kicked off until this year Won't take effect until 2024 2024 was the only year that we didn't secretly have to go back and be like Alright let's shut back down for two days Cause 2023 we did like one or two times where they were like, hey man, y'all got to slow down.

Y'all outside, but slow the fuck down. Now in 2024, they're like, niggas getting sick and they, they don't want to get sick and they still around with COVID.

Noah Laos. Yeah. I don't know. Allegedly. He lost and then said he had it. He started coughing. I don't know. Allegedly. He lost and then he started coughing. I don't know. But then he went to the after party.

I don't know. He left? He went to the after party. I don't know if he had it and then he got right. But they tried to make it seem like he had it and still ran. Yeah, I saw him in a wheelchair at one point being wheeled out. I said, oh, this? He?

I tell you what, right now, that cold shit ain't no ho, man. I'm glad that shit damn near over with. Man, it's got to be. I remember when you had it. I had it four times. Yeah. When I got vaccinated. You was coughing and shitting on yourself at the same time.

No, I wasn't. You sneezing. He was sneezing and shitting. Yeah. It wasn't even shitting, though. It was just like and shitting. Yeah. It wasn't even shitting, though. It was just, like, shitting grease. He accidentally wiped his nose and blew his hands. I ain't kidding myself.

He had that grease leaking out of his hands. Hey, one thing I can tell you, it make your bowel movement loose, boy. Why is my shit greasy? Fuck greasy. That shit watery. Ah! And it come out. It come out the wrong hole. Fuck greasy. That shit watery. Ah! And it come out. It come out the wrong hole.

Rapido. Rapido! If you say O, O, hold up. When you say the letter O, it loosen up the muscles. Say O, O, O shit. Oh! Ah! Yeah.

That shit has, it's a, a, a. Yeah, boy, that shit was so serious. Yo, DC shit on himself when he had... Yo, how damn, bro? Why you keep saying that shit? That nigga gonna be like, hey, baby, you all right? Nigga gonna be seeing me and... I heard that Kobe had your shit on you.

You know that he flow slow, man. Man, you good? Man, get away from me. Hey, that boy a little crazy. That ain't gonna start around when they see me. That boy a little crazy. That ain't gonna start around when they see me. That boy a little crazy.

That ain't gonna start around when they see me. That boy a little crazy. That ain't gonna start around when they see me. That boy a little crazy.. Man, you good? Get away from me. Hey, that boy Lil' Crazy. Now they gonna start it off when they see me. That boy Lil' Logan had to act y'all out like that, man. It's true. I shit on myself, too. No, it didn't. No! Even after he washed his pants and shit, he still had the little shit grease and stuff in the middle.

Who the fuck gonna take that shit on myself, man? Man, you gotta put some baking soda on that to get that out. Oh, that's terrible, bro. Yeah, that shit had you... That's just one part of it. I didn't even know that was part of it. I didn't know. That's the first stage. That lets you know if you got it or not. You're like, oh, okay.

I think I'm sick. This shit ain't solid at all. Man. You brought up that your boy Noah Lodge, y'all watched him at the Olympics. Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. To a degree. Yeah. You kind of turned me off a little bit. What y'all thought about that break dance? That break dance was bullshit

I don't know what the fuck that lady was doing Why they with it? Why they do that though? Why they with it? But that's the thing with the Olympics They surprised us They didn't We know only about the races

Until they were like We got some extra shit for y'all there But we got ping pong We got break dance Ping pong been in there But ping pong was cold Ping pong was in there, but ping pong was cold. Ping pong was cold. That ain't ping pong.

That's table tennis. That table tennis shit was off the table. Them niggas was like. Yeah, and then. Them niggas was like. Yeah, they do the look. They throw it up, and then he hit it with the look. They got a little can't get right in them.

Every last one of them, they got a little can't get right in them. And then from there, now he, cap, cap, cap. But when he started off, he throw it up and you can't. Let me tell you something. He hit it with his nipple. He put it right on the game and then he take the bottom,

the motherfucker had a pad on him. Man. They going crazy. I seen the nigga, he had that. You gotta hit him with the little arm though. He had that, he hit that motherfucker. That shit went so far back. That nigga, he hit that motherfucker, that bitch still went on the other side of the table. Yeah. I said. He had them folks that motherfucker. That shit went so far back. That nigga hit that motherfucker.

That bitch still went on the other side of the table. I said, he had to stand on their feet. Yeah. I don't know how much they get paid. It ain't about the money. It's just knowing that you one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. And it probably depend on the country. Because if your country, if it's popping,

then it's probably big money in that shit. You know what I'm saying? I tried to do that shit. It worked, man. It don't work for real. You got to get it down. Those motherfuckers went crazy with that practice.

Damn, Sableton's on the chain. That surfing was crazy. That shit wasn't even in Paris. That shit was in Tahiti. I don't like how they treating the black folks over there. In Tahiti?

In Paris. What they did? What's going on? Man, they done took an old girl a little bronze medal. Oh, yeah, they took it. Oh, why they take it? folks over there. In Tahiti? In Paris. What they did? What's going on? Man, they done took old girl a little bronze medal. Oh yeah, they took it. Oh, why they take it? What was the explanation here?

They took that shit. They tried to say they did the dispute or some shit. They said something about the qualification of how that shit came about. She ain't do it. What she do? They tried to dispute something, a score or something, because you can do that. But then when they disputed it, it placed her in third place and then the other people What'd you do? They tried to dispute something, a score or something, because you can't do that. But then when they disputed it, it placed it in third place,

and then the other people were like, all right, well, if she want to dispute, I'm going to dispute too. And that shit knocked the back off. No. All that shit. No. Yeah, they treating everybody fucked up over there. Chicago's going crazy.

The one thing I like about watching the Olympics, though, is you could just talk shit to other countries for no goddamn reason. Like you better not let this French bitch beat you. Yup, yup. And you know they watch it the same way. Fat. And you know I bet secretly white people watch it and they be happy when they see a white person win a race. Like even if it's another country. Maybe root for them, come on, America.

Let's go! Cortana! Helvetica! This bitch would. Them long races. The women were going so crazy. But they got some beautiful women across them countries, bro. They were going.

They turned up. Shout out to all the women that did their thing. Some countries only sent like two people. You got to figure out what your country good at. You got to figure out, are you even good enough to go? They don't even about that no more because the United States ain't winning shit and shooting. Well, you can't fuck with Buddy. Yeah. You know Buddy who wasn't using the goggles

or none of that? Yeah, he was cold. That was just somebody's father who was on the couch flipping his balls. Yeah, he's a turkey dude. So they had the air pistol shooting shit, right?

Target. Most motherfuckers got headset, I mean, ear covers, eyesight, glasses. This motherfucker came out there

with his regular glasses. Shirt ain't tucked in. Then he just got his hand in his pocket. Busted silver medal. He got a silver medal? Who got gold? I don't know. Somebody with all the equipment and the goddamn laser sight.

Goddamn, yeah. You couldn't beat my eye laser 360. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they got all type of little assistants and shit. He was out there. He said, I know how to shoot. That motherfucker back here.

I shoot a long time. Long time I shoot. The swimming shit was good, too. Swimming was crazy. Yeah. Somebody had to have lost their life in the cross-country swimming thing. Oh, when they got sick? Uh-uh.

No. It was like an obstacle course type thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The shit in the water. It's in the water, but he didn't get sick. Like, his body had to have cramped up on him as he was swimming and shit. They was doing a whole lot of shit. And people were going but he didn't get sick. It's like his body had done cramped up on him as he was swimming and shit.

And they was doing a whole lot of shit. And people were going to swim to go get him. What was that shit where they had to swim in that nasty-ass lake with all that shit in it? Them people were getting sick. They talking about they was going to clean it up. I don't think they did. They found the body.

The people who were protesting, they went and shit in it. Yeah, they was trying to fuck it up more. They said, we going to clean the river up by the by the Olympics these niggas it like hell you will but that a thing about it shit in that bitch I got COVID Hang your hands in the water So today everybody bring a tissue and put their gloves on. And then wipe their ass on the rim. Air dry. Air dry.

Hell no. That happen. Hell no. Where was that? In France. Yeah. The sign. The same.

In France? What that is? The ice for the thyroid? Yeah, Paris. Paris? Paris. Yeah, they been cheating like a motherfucker, though, man. They cheated a few Americans out they medals.

They was fucking with Steph Curry's wife and shit. What you mean? Some shit they wouldn't let her get back to where she was supposed to be at. Well, you got to let the chef's wife cook. Come on, man. She a chef, too. Are they both Chef Currys? Because she really a chef, ain't she?

Yeah. He just cooking motherfuckers on the court. She cooking for, too. Are they both Chef Currys? Because she really a chef, ain't she? Yeah. He just cooking motherfuckers on the court. She cooking real life. So they both you. Yeah, she got a cooking career. If I call her chef, like if I said Chef Curry, both of them would turn around. She got some pots that they sell at Macy's.

She got Chef Curry pots? She got her own pots and a cooking career. But she Chef. I'm saying, huh? She a Chef Curry. So if you say Chef Curry, both of them turn around? Yeah. No, I mean, if it's one chef cur, then that's just what it is.

Are you saying he's she, oh, so you're saying she just chef curry wife? No, she got no chef cur. I ain't saying that's all she is. I'm saying since he's chef curry, like they whole family chefs. Not unless they chefs. What do they cook?

Because all of them cooking. What do the kids cook? They cooking to a degree. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not trying to, I don't know the kids. Kids, they cooking too. Yeah, they cooking. Cause they chefs. Riley Curran has all the press conferences and shit. Okay, you right. So they all, so it's a house full of chefs.

There's too many chefs in the kitchen. Man, they going crazy. There's too many chefs, man. Mm Man, they going crazy. There's too many chefs, man. With spatulas. Okay. The whole family is known as the Chef Curries. That's why if you want to say Chef Curries, all of them will turn around. Right, right.

And they got a dog named Chefry. His name is Chefry. Chefery. Chefery. His name is Chefery. Chefery. He's a part of the Currys. Yeah. Chefery Curry. Yeah, he's a Chefery Curry. Chefery Curry. Who?

Chefery. Chefery. Hey, man. You stupid, man. On them. That's real. On them. Yeah, most definitely.

But that's how it be though. That's how it be. That's how it be. That's how it be. That's how it be. That's how it be. Jeffrey. Hey, bro. You stupid, bro. I'm real. I'm real. Yeah, most definitely. But that's how it be, though. Bro, you got another Reese's Cup. You took that bitch out of the fridge already.

I know that bitch, but it's... Peanut butter cup. But listen to me. Do they still make Reese's Pieces? Yeah, that's why I put it in the fridge already. Oh, okay. I ain't seen Reese's Pieces since. Reese's Pieces? They still got Reese's Pieces? Yeah, that's why I put it in the fridge. Oh, OK. I ain't seen a Reese's Pieces since. Reese's Pieces? They still got Reese's Pieces?

Damn. I feel like that's a... I feel like Reese's Pieces is the M&M's that went to jail. I can't explain it, and I won't. I see that. Packed with peanut butter. Shut up. I see that.

That's M&M's that went to jail. Reese's Pieces. Fuck y'all up, M&M's, man. It sound like a gang, too. We the Reese's Pieces. Nigga, are you snickering? We got to figure out who. The yellow on the bitch. The red on the bitch.

We got to figure out who Reese is. Hey the bitch, the red on the bitch. We got to figure out who Reese is. Hey, Mike and Ike, fuck them up. Milky Way. The Three Musketeers, Bitsome Hose. Hey, man, y'all cut that foolishness out. Mind your business, Jolly Rancher. All that jolly shit. Mr. Goodbar looking for a payday.

Oh. It was all good until they called us some Snickers. Boy, that's funny, bro. Oh, you's a dude. I remember I used to put this shit in my tea. For what? To treat people like they ain't had no tea. You stupid.

What is wrong? Hey, man. You do this in class. I got to get that one, so I do this. You like, Mr. Whip? I don't like her. She's like, take that out of your mouth. I'm like, I can't.

You dumb as hell, man. That look like you don't have no teeth for real. I told you. You stupid. You know, my teeth are nerd, bro. I think my teacher was bipolar. She used to make me, like, do shit and then send me to the principal's office

after I do it. She be like, John, look at his shoes. I'm like, yeah. That's your fucking hell baby. She be like, uh-huh. Go to the principal's office. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck was that?

Now I got to explain why I'm in the principal's office. I go, I just get sent up in there. I just act like they told me to tell them something. What you doing in here? Man, nothing. They just want me to come down here and tell you. Great job. You want to tell y'all y'all doing good?

Copy she fucked up. I don't fucking, especially if it's like around about fourth period or whatever period you got lunch right before. Walk so goddamn slow and just go to lunch. That's it. I'm gone. The beginning of the lunch, I always felt like it's going to be a long time until that last 10 minutes.

You're like, damn, we already here? Gotta go back. Bro, did you ever eat spaghetti at school? If you did, you ain't gonna get her a cooked meal. I always felt like spaghetti was the most overlooked meal on the school lunch menu. It was, that shit was bad. Like, nobody wanted it, but everybody ate it.

It was smooth. It was decent enough. Everybody was full that day. Yeah, that's the only shit they gave you a lot of. Like, there's a lot of guys that gave you a lot of food. Everybody was full. I can't fuck with this spaghetti. Like they gave you a lot of. Like there's a lot of guys. Everybody was full. I can't report with this spaghetti. Man, what they cooking?

You got to look on somebody else's plate. You don't even have to look. You can smell that shit at 10 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, they cooking spaghetti today. We had to one spot make burgers and stuff every day. And then, you know, they make a lunch and then there was one other lane with like pizza. But it was all cheap shit. Ooh, you had a fancy school.

No, it wasn't. That shit was not fancy. Them goddamn school burgers was. It was the bullshit pizza, that school burger, yeah. Man, what happened to the square pizza that they used to serve, bro? That was the best shit in the world. That shit didn't even have pizza sauce on it. That shit had gravy on it.

Man, that shit was so bust. The recipe put gravy on that bitch. If you get somebody that cook that bitch right, right, like they ain't overcook it. The sausage? Them bitches go crazy. The little sausage one? The square one?

Take up the whole middle part of the tray. And then when you see it, when you come in the line, and you see, oh, it's a fresh rat. You see it spinning it around, trying to figure out which side she going to cut first. Oh, nigga. You like, ooh. a fresh rat. You see her spinning it around, trying to figure out which side she gonna cut first. Oh, nigga. You like, ooh. I ain't never want the dog skin one.

Can't have the dog skin side. I ain't want that one. Can I get that one right? Can you spin it around one more time? Don't start there. Don't start there. Shit, that's facts. I ain't never want that slightly brown one.

I let a motherfucker cut me just like when the mean lunch lady. No, go ahead, go ahead. You want to get in front of me, fool? I'm about to talk to somebody. So you can get the new shit. Excuse me. Yeah, go on and get in front of me. I forgot to get me a milk.

Let me get a milk. Go ahead, go ahead. Anybody who drink strawberry milk, they're a serial killer. Anybody that drinks strawberry milk from school right now, look at they life. I don't know.

They are serial killers. I don't want to know them. Because you got to think about it. It'll be a lot of motherfuckers grabbing the vanilla and then it'll be a couple of motherfuckers grabbing that chocolate

who just like milk. Nah, I was trying to reach for the juice, but them juices was nasty too. You see that random weird motherfucker just grab strawberry. Nah, I was trying to reach for the juice, but them juices was nasty, too. You see that random weird motherfucker just grab strawberry. Ooh, I like strawberry. You like, yeah, you the only nigga

out of 4,000 kids that eat strawberry milk. They keep buying it just for you. Only you. We only got one carton. You got me fucked up. That's crazy, though. Motherfuckers was drinking milk in the middle of the day with lunch.

Claiming that you was getting vitamin D. Do that shit right now in your adult life. You a shit. You a shit right now. For two weeks, you would be shitting. You just feed yourself a bowl of cereal at 12, 30? Yeah, go milk. Get a whole lunch and have a milk with it.

When you ever went to Pizza Hut when you was a kid and be like, yeah, let me get a milk with my pizza. Get a milk. Not no milkshake with a burger. Milk. My daddy used to drink milk a lot, though. He was a milk nigga.

Just straight up milk. It wasn't that. He just got to have a glass of milk. Whatever he got, he got to have him a glass of milk. Whatever he got, he got to have a glass of milk. Everything he eat, hot wings, glass of milk. Glass of milk?

Shut the fuck up, man. Oh, this is good. We'll be at Wapahow. He know what you want today, Mr. Winfield. No, let me just get a glass of milk. There's a glass of milk. I'm like, what the fuck?

Shut the fuck up. You're 72, you want a glass of milk? He eat fried fish and a glass of milk. That's crazy. Papa got down, get him the hair brown, get him some sausage, get him fucking milk. Full milk breakfast. Part of a balanced breakfast.

Nigga, they like 2.30. I'm like, well, it's 2.30 afternoon, my boy. She drinking some milk. Your stomach going to be okay. And you finna go mow the lawn after this. Oh, boy, you crazy. Yeah, you tripping. With your shirt tucked in.

You can't have no goddamn milk. He had a lawn v-neck, you know, back then. That shit come right in. Shit touch his navel. That nigga heart is out. I'm telling you, bro. Nigga broke nipples halfway exposed. I'm telling you, I can't do the milk shit.

Damn. Fuck no. In the middle of the day, though, just have some milk with your food. You a wild boy. F food. You a wild boy. Facts. You a wild boy. Milk? Milk?

No. Milk, nigga. With the sun out. With the sun out. Hot days, too. Hot days. You even go outside, drink, man. All right, you ask for it.

The only time I drink anything really milk-related is fucking cereal. Desserts. And desserts. And desserts? And holiday season eggnog, and I'm putting some drink in it. I'm a craving for Chick-fil-A Cookies and Cream milkshake. OK, that milkshake different, though. That's some shit that you just get pulled. But that's just that this shit so good.

You know, boy. That ain't going nowhere. I'm going to be at the house. Yeah, I'm going to be at the house. I'm going to fuck my stomach up for this. It's going to hurt in two weeks, but I'll eat going nowhere. I'm going to be at the house. Yeah, I'm going to be at the house. I can buy a wig. I can shit. I'll fuck my stomach up for this. It's going to hurt in two weeks, but I'll eat it now. At what point is that?

Then you just have a whole day where you don't do shit but fart on yourself. And scare yourself the whole day thinking you about to shit on yourself. Oh, that one stomach growl let you know it's coming. You like, man, I knew I might wake up on the finish now. Shit, I'm going to you know it's coming. You like, man, I knew I said it. I might wake up on the finish now. Shit, I'm shit anyway. What? When your fart wake you up, you sleep,

and that shit wake your ass up, you old nigga. You done farted yourself out of sleep? Crack! God damn. Who in here? I got to get in there. I got to get in there. Your shit let loose.

I ain't on it. I don't want. Hey, get up, huh? What that was? No more sleeping in this house. Wake your ass up, my boy. If you don't get up, I got some for your ass. I don't think I ever put it out my sleep.

Nigga. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Yeah, dog. Some old nigga shit right there. Just got to know when to risk it. Now, I done farted before I went to sleep. Like, on somebody's eye.

Like, you laying down, they be like, you going to lay through that, my boy? No. You might want to get up. Don't try to sleep there with no hoes. You're in the cover. You can't sleep there with no hoes. You got to shit before you go to sleep.

Get up. Oh, yeah, you're going to get back in that shower. Yeah, shit's so long. By the time you get done, it's time to wake up anyway. Bruh, let me tell you something. I done got to the point where you have to get in the shower after that.

I ain't no just taking a shit and then get right back up. It just can't happen. You putting on your clothes? No, nigga, you got to change outfits. Oh, boy, you a nasty dicker, boy. You still taking baby shits? Oh, you just boo-booed. Oh, you just dropped a little turdy turd.

Okay. Oh, you fucked up. I got the shower, my boy. Hey, man. What you got going on, Clayton? What y'all got going on? I know y'all about on the road. Yeah, man, back tour got some show.

I got to go to, what, New York this weekend? You got to go to the bathroom? More shit coming up, man. In Nashville. Everywhere. You going to Nashville? Yeah. Where you at, the club?

Everywhere. Yeah, more shit popping. Michael Braxton's shit on BET. You was in? Yeah. Pop your shit. That shit on BET. It was on BET Plus before, so yeah, you can watch that shit. Oh, it's back on? Yeah, it's on BET now. Regular BET. You own the show.

Mm-hmm. Yep. So, yeah, man, same old shit. Same old shit, just a different day, dawg. Working hard in the motherfucker, man. That old shit. Same old shit, just a different day, dawg. Working hard in the motherfucker, man. That's what we all doing. We have it, man. For the kiddo. We got you, gangsters.

You know that. Yeah, you know what time it is, man. What time is that? I'm about to go home. Smoke this blunt. Roll it through the face and get stuck. I'm about to go home. Smoke this blood. Roll it through the face and get stuck. I'm about to go home. Smoke this blood.

Roll this face. Who snapped? We got some girl snaps on that. That shit was sassy as hell. It was like, it was like, snap. Snap. Snap. I'm like, what the fuck?

Nigga said. Two snaps up. I'm like, what the fuck? Nigga said. Two snaps up. He was like, snap. Sass ass snaps, man. Put your hand in the dirt and snap your fingers, man. Well, go on. Snap your fingers and do your snap. OK. You can do it all by yourself.

That nigga squinting his hands. That nigga done. You need to rub your stuff. Okay. You can do it all by yourself. That nigga sweating his hands. That nigga, you need to rub your hands off first. DC, what's the cowboy movie you get? Outlaw. Positive. Yeah, it's on Amazon Prime, man. Oh.

You ain't telling me. Mario Van Peevel says you're entertaining Whoopi Goldberg. You know what I mean? You had to go out there and play me a cowboy right quick. Uh-huh. Fuck them folks up. What Whoopi Goldberg talking about? I ain't meet him. Oh, shit.

It was one to one. She at that just left. You know how they always. Whoopi, Whoopi, Whoopi. Just left. Whoopi just left. Whoopi cool, though. I ain't hear nothing but good shit about her.

Oh, OK. You had to do your own horse riding? Oh, though. I ain't hear nothing good shit about him. Oh, okay. You had to do your own horse riding? Oh, yeah, yeah. I was taking my horses and riding them off and shit on my own. Yeah, yeah, you know, I ride horses. What we got to do, man, we got to start recording this shit,

showing how talented we are. They think that we some fools and all we do is talk shit on stage. But nigga, I'm a different nigga on different pages. You going to show them your horse riding skills? Yep. I'm going to show these niggas that I know how to say yee-haw. Get that motherfucker across this yee-haw.

I ain't know you rode horses. This is a motherfucker that's been asking us to come to the farm and ride some horses. What? When? I'll tell you about it. This is a black dude's been asking us to come to the farm and ride some horses. What? When? I'll tell you about it. This is a black dude. He train horses. Well, yeah, that's a nigga I've been trying to meet. Fuck me, my partner.

Tried that nigga, put me on a stallion. I'm about to go and try to reach me a medallion. Hey. Y'all do the only thing, man. You fuck around, you ain't no one with the shit, man. Yeah. Can't drink no milk at 2.30. OK.

Oh, your shit gonna be hurting. Bro, your nigga said his dad is drinking milk at 2.30. Bro, I thought that shit was normal before, I swear. Papa, bro, listen. My dad, you know, remember how- Did he get a refill? Bro, yes, bro. I'm humbling for Oswald. Papa, but listen, my daddy, you know, you remember- Did he get a refill? Bruh, yes, bruh.

You remember how the refrigerator looked off Bebe Kid? When them niggas opened that bitch up, it was like a little roast in that motherfucker. Bro, that's how my dad's refrigerator looked. No food. He ain't cooking. He ain't on that stove. Uncookin' shit.

That nigga a real man. He look at you and be like, see, you need a woman in here to be on that stove. I ain't getting on that stove. We going to go to JR Cricket. We can get a glass of milk at JR Cricket. You want to get us a glass of milk? Then we're going to get you a 10-week wait at JR Cricket.

He was a chucker, man. He like any truck stop type shit, boy, he was going to get a chili dog. That's how he used to order it. Let me get a chili dog. They was like, used to order it. Let me get a chili dog. They was like, sir, you want a hot dog with chili on it? I said, let me get a chili dog. But I was like, this is so old school.

Can't tell him shit. What? You know what he want, man. Well, guys. You get there the age you got to get. You dig what I'm saying? I guess the world is about to come to an end. Is it?

No, no. Oh, shit. I mean, for this day it is. No, you're not gonna get it. But you know. I thought you meant the whole, I said, what you know. The world gonna come to an end. You gonna be like, bloop, bloop.

You gonna hear a voice. G's gonna be like, y'all niggas scared, ain't you? I just feel like one day you just gonna wake up you'll be in line. You'll be in line. You'll be like wait a minute. Yeah this it. This is what

everybody been talking about. Man that shit crazy. They gonna be looking oh where you get here? You just woke up? Yeah. You standing in line the more questions

you gonna ask. We gotta work. And Yeah, we here. You standing in line, the more questions you going to ask. We got to work. And they said, we ain't got to work. And I just talked to my partner. My partner said, we have to work up this bitch. Then you going to be over there be like, hey, boy, you know who Sean's on? They went to hell. Nigga been trying to lie.

Nigga been trying to lie. Nigga been trying to lie like they ain't in hell. No, no, I stay in South. Uh-huh. South hip. South hip. Niggas in South hip. It ain't really hot. You in South hip, man?

You can feel it, but it ain't really hot. I mean, it was right down there, but it ain't dying there. It ain't dying there. It's still up there, but it's dying there. It's like Georgia, but you know, we stayed in Georgia. You know how it's like Florida and Georgia? It's hot. Like, I'm in Thomasville.

Right. It's hot, hot. Real nigga shit. I'm about, I'm about, I'm about an hour, an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about an hour and a half away from the house. I'm about It's hot, hot. Real nigga shit. I'm about... I'm about...

I'm about an hour... Probably about 45 minutes to an hour from here. Mm-hmm. Okay, so you know where you come in. You come in the gates, right? And you buzz that right to go... You know the pallet. Don't buzz that right. You buzz the left. Right.

It's a bunch of clouds, and they look like stormy clouds. Don't buzz that right. Buzz the left. Right. It's a bunch of clouds. And they look stormy clouds. Got to keep driving through. Buzz that. Keep going. And keep riding. You good. Get riding.

Your halo going to start going in. If you don't see your name on the list, don't sweat. Don't. Because you know he an awesome guy. He still show favor. You can't give up like you going to hell. He'll show you favor. You'll go if you want to go. He'll show you favor. But you got to act like you going to hell. He'll show you favor. You'll go if you want to go.

He'll show you favor. But you got to act like you going to hell. He'll let you ride the elevator. Where you say you at? Where you at now? Just keep coming down. Just keep coming down. Keep coming down.

She going to start looking back normal like we alive again. Oh. Keep coming back. Soon as you see that, get ready to turn. You stupid, bud. No, they not no demons. They not demons.

Them ain't no demons. Listen, man. They security guard. Listen. Listen. They out there all the time, though. I'm just letting you know. They security guard.

They going to fuck with you. Don't look at them. They going to start unraveling. Don't look at them. Don't talk to them. Man, listen, man. I don't think we made it, man. You know, we can do whatever we want to out of the highway, bro.

They ain't be tripping on nothing. We can do fireworks and all that shit. Why it so hot, man? I couldn't take this when I was alive, man. It's going to be some water boiling for days, till the water. They said the hot water. It's boiling hot water. It's boiling hot water.

Bro, you should have said that, bro. And they throw it in your face. They like, hey, for days till the water. They said the hot water. The boiling hot water. It's boiling hot. Bro, you should have said that, bro. And they throw it on your face. They like, hey, big bro, that water. They'll throw it on your ass. Man, this hell, bro. Oh, shit. I thought you said you live about 45 minutes from hell. No, I said, Nick, I told you.

You live 45 minutes from heaven. It's south of here. I told you. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. Right. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate.

You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You go 18 lights past the pearly gate. You live 45 minutes from heaven. I told you. You go 18 lights. Right. Past the pearly gate.

Right. But you supposed to go in the pearly gate. And then you get on the interstate. But you supposed to go in the pearly gates, though. Can't pass. Look, it's heaven counting. But I live in heaven. I got a heaven zip code.

I got a heaven zip code. I got a heavy zip code. I pay taxes and have it. My zip code is 7777. I do got a 666 area code, but that's only because they ran out of numbers. They ran out of numbers. Listen, it's like 4-1-4. It's hot down there. When you get to T-Mobile, down by my house,

all the area codes is 666. Yeah, y'all in here, my boy. Y'all in here. Do y'all rejoice? Do y'all rejoice on Sundays? No? Yeah, you in here. Yeah, you know, we rejoice.

We try to... Where y'all get y' get your pizza from Lucifer's. That's just because it's close. Sunday is when we go bike ride. It's about Sunday. We go bike ride. Yeah. I don't think you made it my boy.

You won't find now. No, no, no. He's riding a motorcycle. They got the steakhouse right up, no. He's riding a motorcycle. They got the steakhouse right up the way. Hell's Kitchen. Yo. Uh-oh, you ain't made.

You stupid, bro. Nigga be in hell the whole time. But you still might be in heaven, and you might not be in that good part. You wasn't that good. You get there, you got to work. You got to work. Your grandma up there living low.

Your grandma, your grandma boast. Yeah. Your grandma up there living. Your grandma. Your grandma boast. Yeah. Your grandma up there. Oh, baby. I'm so happy to see you. Go get that shit like they told you. Like they told you. You got to be obedient now.

You should have did this shit. Remember. I told you. I told you. Hey, baby. Come here. I'm the one got you here. I'll be the one to get you.

I'm the one. I see a pray for you now. I had a favor. Oh. Yeah. I think the one. I still pray for you now. I had a favor. Oh. Yeah. I need to double hell, boy. Damn. Yeah.

The world is spinning. You see what I'm saying? 20, 20, 20. All right, man. Let's go do these ads. What are they? Ads. Yeah.

Ad number one. Look, look. You already know, man, how we doing. Nigga, shut up. Just bring your bitch ass. You already know. No, for real. Just bring your bitch ass.

No cap. I'm talking about your bitch. Not you, your bitch ass. Here we go. Ooh! Yeah. No cap. Colin Kaepernick said he's still trying to get in the NFL.

Why? I don't want to say it's over with, but man. It is? Nah. Yeah. No doubt. Colin Kaepernick said he's still trying to get in the NFL. Why? I don't want to say it's over with, but man. It is? Nah. It's been over with. It's never over with. How long that been? That's been about six years, man. It's been over with.

It's been about six, seven years. I ain't saying that it's over with. It's just them Fulton, they not going to break the code. They not. What? It's too late. They not going to. If they do it now. When he had that one shot, I think they was gonna go ahead. If he would've did it the right way,

they probably was just gonna give him something and just to do it to save face. Man, that butt. I think it would probably... I don't want to say it's just the knee. There's probably more to it than the knee. Oh, it is. There ain't nothing. Them folks just only blaming it on the knee.

I'm like, man, he ain't cut nobody out. That's what I'm saying. 2016, 2024, it's been eight years. It's a wrap! What we talking about? Yeah, the average NFL career don't even last that long. What? And what he been doing? NFL career ain't been, like, what, three, four years?

Five, six, seven? He get writing. He get into it, but... No, I wish him the best. I He get writing. He getting to it, but. No, I wish him the best. I wish he would have went back to the NFL, but it's like, they not breaking that code. That eight year. They know.

They just went and paid a nigga guaranteed money off the injury list. Gave that nigga a get well contract. They told that nigga, hey man, get well, baby. That shit crazy, bro. I know it just ain't only the knee, my nigga. And they understood why he was kneeling. It ain't the knee.

It deeper than that. No, they tried to turn it into everything else, just like they always do. They still trying to flip everything into, you know what I'm saying? Right. Damn. Latin man can't succeed in this country.

Goddamn, what the foot they want from me? Y'all saw Tracee Ellis Ross with her titties out. What? Tracee? She had them boobs out, but they was covered up. Tracee Ross? Yeah, man. What? She had her titties out and not four footers? Populous. Yeah, she just covered up the nipple.

Oh. Oh, okay. I want the nipple. Oh. Oh, okay. I want the nipple-loading. I knew. I know. Nipple-loading. Yeah, I want the nipple-loading. She even had the social media going in a frenzy, though. Huh? Nipple-loading. She had social media in a frenzy.

I fuck with Tracy. She cool. Tracy beautiful. Yeah, she definitely beautiful. She's gorgeous. Absolutely. She sold some little, you know, I fuck with Tracy. She sold some little, you know. I fought with Tracy. She sold some little areola snacks. She be selling the snack.

She on the commercial for what, chips? For real? I want to see it. All right, that's freaky. I'm sorry. Areola snacks? I'm sorry. Boy, you said the shit with so much conviction.

I ain't even fucking. I was like, I think she has areola snacks. OK. Did I hear that? You're gonna find that hilarious. Wow. You know what? Maybe I need some. Sometimes you gotta think outside the box. Outside the box. Areola outside. I would like some areola cookies though. We just came up with a commercial. Sometimes you gotta to think outside the box. Boom! Cut it off.

That's too much. I could get some areola cookies and call them brown parts. Brown parts? Brown parts? That sounds like some fart shit. Brown parts. Oh, brown parts. No, they're just chocolate nipples.

Oh, okay. Circles. Chocolate nipple circles. Remember them little cookies with the big Hershey's drop in the middle? I know somebody. I know somebody just like that. Nippel-odians.

Big Sandy cookie with a big chocolate drop. The grocery store chocolate chip? It was like a Hershey's Kiss chocolate drop. Yes, yes. I learned your drum out. Those were some good shortbread cookies. Man. I learned the drum out. I learned the drum out. Yeah. Those was some good shortbread cookies. Man. With pierced nipples.

What? I did used to eat them freaky. See? In the brown, in the brown. That should be a shame. In the blue, in the blue container. Craig, set up the ads, man. What we got?

Add them up. Craig, this is a surprise for you. Who, who, Whose are they? Mine or DC's? I got to do one? Oh, no. I forgot my Kangol. Oh, no.