The Breakfast Club - The 85 South Show: RELATIONSHIP ADVICE w/ Karlous and DC

Episode Date: December 31, 2024

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You'd be like, shit, I see you bro Ayy, no cap Santa Claus a bitch ass nigga No cap For the way they used to treat Rulo But Santa done got old as fuck and had to get his left foot cut off

God damn talking bout amputated now he got a lil we he be walk but he like damn you made it okay like glam he thinking ooh don't crack that hey it's Christmas in the city. And I just wanna see your pal Christmas tree titty. Hey, hold on, you say.

It Christmas in the city. Yo, let me go, let me see them Christmas tree titty. Okay. Yo, no count. Get stupid with it. I'll shoot some moves up in it. I might just sleep up in it. Yo, she said she freaky

and she wanna get real. She had that big old moose knuckle. I call her Glorilla and she like, no, I just wanna hit the Karlo Miller. I'm like, really? Shit, you silly. I had to let it chill. And then last time she did it, she said it fell.

What the fuck wrong with your beat, nigga? That shit fucked up. That nigga ain't even making that no. That shit fell off, nigga. That shit was three minutes. The beat fell off. That's all right, though. That good.

No cap. No cap at all. And I have it coming? Man, give me one more. Give me one more, man. Bro, we ain't got no snickers. Can't nobody bring a nigga no sugar? Oh, OK, man.

Give me one more. Let me see what else you got up there. Hold up. I like that last one, though. I like that one, too. me one more. Let me see what else you got over there. Oh Look, I like that loud. No, I like that one too. That was cool Okay And like this shit sound like you always want to wrap my nigga hate on you Niggas always hate on me Niggas always hate on me. Yeah, why do you think it ain't no me? But it always be there one rapper Me No me

But it always be there one rapper that come in That ain't got nothing to do with the song they trying to get his girl back Hey, ah you then went through my phone baby girl just come home cuz you know a nigga Oh, yeah, I was out there in the streets. You're chasing holes Yeah doing shows and I wasn't really even thinking about you Oh look, I know I fucked up that last time. That's on me. I got a lot of changes, baby You need to see and if you ever come home, I never ever do you wrong I'm gonna spend the night all in your dome just trying to show you I'm a better man I got a better plan. Yeah, and I'm gonna try to change your life with that wedding band

Yeah, you don't understand. Yeah nigga really trying. Yeah, I'm about to clean it up. There's no more fucking land I Mean you're rapping about some shit completely unrelated to this. Oh, I got five for my job. No cap Alrighty then bitch. Mm-hmm Hey, man, she crazed out here in these streets. Hey, man hey man you better get right bro we got to get us a relationship podcast we do a relationship podcast that's all the internet watching right now 21 niggas on there complaining about the women they can't get women you're standing too high for your own self. Oh you going to tell the niggas their standards too?

The niggas standing too high. Hey man. They see you changing the game right now. I ain't changing the game. We just got to be appreciative. They go for everybody. This ain't for the niggas. This ain't for the niggas.

They ain't the women. We just got to be appreciative of motherfuckers that we got because you setting standards for yourself and get what your relationship ain't really bad. Y'all nitpicking instead of really loving each other. That's why motherfuckers ain't together 30, 40 years no more. We out here, social media gave us access to have an illusion of some shit that we probably would never ever have in real life.

That's why you putting that problem in your bedroom. Cause you see this illusion on your phone. You see a bit from France. Well, you ain't never gone to France. You trying to bring these French bonjour, wee-wee problems while you in the hood. Your girl work at Family Dollar, man. Love that girl.

That motherfucker went through all that, you know, all them nasty niggas that be coming in the Family Dollar stealing this shit. Love that girl. Come on, man. Y'all tripping bro Yeah, niggas be saving up love like they gonna use it later on You gotta appreciate where the fuck you at. Why you there? You know why your girl cheat? Your girl cheat because first of all some of these hoes hoes so I ain't gonna act like they ain't hoes. Take them out

They don't factor them in., that's what I'm saying. You can't say that. I'm only speaking on the good one. You will push your girl to do some ho-ass shit. You see what I'm saying? And she'll end up liking the nigga because the niggas will be lying just to get pussy. A nigga will do whatever he got to do, whatever role he got to play. He gonna play it and he gonna fuck your bitch.

This the thing that people don't never say. Women and men- You don't fuck your bitch by This the thing that people don't never say. Women and men. He gonna fuck your bitch by playing that little fake-ass role game. I think this DC, I think women and men cheat for the same reason. Cause people like fucking. Long as fucking is in the equation.

That's it. That's the only reason people cheat is cause they like fucking. There's gonna be some shit going on. She like to fuck as much as you like to fuck. You gotta find somebody who just okay with fucking you. Maybe you need to find somebody who's all fucked out. If your biggest fear is your woman fucking somebody else, get you a woman who tired of

fucking. You gotta get you a woman that like to fuck like once a week type shit. Some women like to fuck one person at a time. You just gotta find them. And you gotta fuck good enough to be the nigga she only wanna fuck. Don't give her no option. Sometimes you gotta be real with yourself. You gotta be real with yourself.

You ain't a, you can't handle one pussy. You get a half a pussy. So she give you half a pussy. And what she do with the other half and none of your fucking business you not even doing the right shit with the half she give me you that's why she go cheap that's why she's cheap now if you ain't got good fuck I ain't eat ass no don't do that's not gonna make up for you not being able to fuck good cuz think about it if your girl got some whack pussy you gonna be like at least the head good, but the pussy stay way, right?

You can't trigger bitch into liking your dick by eating ass You don't have to do it you already did it She going right over there after you finish doing that. Yeah, that's a greedy bitch That's how they get down They niggas do they niggas to don't never think that they not the same way Niggas are pretend and laugh or and pussy women will fake and be that bitches He think he met and fake for some dick, too Hey, man, it's okay If you don't want to go off and get her look get her little rocks all right quick

If she come back home to you, that should show you how player you in no, I don't No, you thought you was going somewhere with that. No, fuck it, don't. No, I don't. Listen, that's going to save a lot of relationship, because if you scared of your girl going to fuck off, and she going to fuck some, I'm trying to alter the way you think. It's the perception of the shit. You in the house about to go crazy.

I can't believe you gave that pussy up. What he say, flat? You in the house about to go crazy. I can't believe you gave him a little, ah! But. Ah! What he say, Flask? I can't believe you gave him a little, ah! Me and these little, they put the bags back in. Ah! Don't even know he in that screen. Fuck this shit!

Ah! See, like, what wrong with you? Ah! Live here, bruh. Shit, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Fuck this shit. Ah! She like, what's wrong with you? Ah! Live here, bruh.

She's at home, bruh. Cause what, I'm telling you, if a girl really like somebody, she staying what she like. She ain't coming back, gang. Now, you may do some shit where she like, all right, I gotta go back. But she gonna finesse you with like I gotta go back but she gonna

finesse you will she gonna go back over there you bitch you see what I'm saying but if she come back out she done did some dirty she had your career my guy listen bro that shows a little bit of your pimpin my boy you feed me a nigga he wasn't good enough to take her she didn't want to be taken I ain't about what you want to be she didn't want to be taken. Nah, it ain't about what you want to be. She didn't want to be taken. You either going to put up with me, or this nigga take you. He didn't do it good enough. I won. Some niggas ain't real enough with theyself, bruh.

There's some niggas out here that's fucking with me, that's in relationships. And just by them fucking them, is saving your relationship. Yes, because he ain't shit. He don't want to. He don't want to. She don't, he don't require that.

Like, she don't require him to be shit. He's just serving the purpose. It's just like when you got a good eater on the team. Right. Hmm. Hmm hmm. Yeah, he's an eater. He's an eater.

I mean, but that's what I'm saying. We're going to fuck this up. Something's going on, whether either she just like fucking off, or- She is excited. You're making her go on the fuck off. It's exciting. But what if you got a little bitch that don't fuck off?

Huh? What if you got a little bitch that don't fuck off? Well, that's her thing. In a sense, she just as freaky as the bitch who fuck off because she get off by not fucking off. See how your perception is? It's all about perception. Motherfucker got off by not getting off.

Right. What the fuck? It's just like motherfuckers No, they get off by doing the right shit they are everybody got their own perception of this shit I see what you said Yeah Exactly, it's just like that. Nigga be losing they mind, bro. I'm telling you, don't go on your girl phone, bro.

That's going to be some of the most... If you ain't had a heart attack, that's the day you go... You're going to feel that shit. Your heart will be like... You're going to hear that motherfucker, and you're just going to see some lit shit. It's going to make you dig, dig, dig.

You dig that shit? You'll be finding shit. I'm telling you You looking for some shit you gonna find It's not even put up It's like right there But you don't want to do that It's a nigga how light he already been thinking about he gonna go any girl ball. Listen to me, bro Don't do it something is gonna do it do it. Something is gonna do it back great

Is he gonna do it back? Yeah, they do it back. It's a bit going on now. That's okay But if you going off the initial step, oh my nigga you fucking up What the initial takeoff of trying to figure out if she dirty or not that? It ain't even that she dirty. It's just you go see some shit though You gonna see some shit though. It ain't gonna be four o'clock in the morning. You gonna be like, ahhh. You'll never look at her the same. You asked to suck that nigga dick at three in the morning.

Three in the morning? You asked. You asked to suck. You said you went to Wobbihau, bitch. You suck at dick. You asked for some dick. You hung up his phone asking for dick. Now this nigga hate Wobbihau at three o'clock in the morning. I'll kick up your... Just seeing your lady in there asking for some dick. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Just seeing your lady in there asking for some dick.

You ain't going to like her no more. Brother out, bro. Wait, I'm talking about. And she asking for it, and the nigga didn't know about it. She just hit the question mark. She like, where you at? Why you not answering?

You begging this nigga for dick? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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You asking me how to shoot me motherfucker Baby let me get a little I'm sleeping Bitch you don't look sleeping right here bitch Boy you is gonna hurt bro Just don't do it bro She sending this nigga news you ain't never got You ain't never got I He's sitting this nigga news you ain't never get you ain't never got he got videos everything he got Shit. Oh my god. He got some exclusive shit gay. You ain't never did it for me. Oh

My god in video. I never did He's like, he just, you see that nigga? He got his clothes off his ass. He fucked up, man. He been in this motherfucker's phone one, phone on five percent. He been in this bitch all night. That nigga been screaming and crying. He had plugged it up to the charger, bro. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand.

He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in his hand. He had a gun in the crowd. He had plugged it up to the charger, bruh. Oh, oh, oh, boy, that boy done found too much shit, bruh.

That's it, bruh. Stay at that girl's home, bruh. That's like, if you got to go on on your girl let me tell you something and this awful going in women's song. I'd never do that shit again. If you gotta do that bruh. You don't need to be with that person bruh. You don't need to be with that person bruh. Yo your word is law. I believe. I believe even if you do a dirty a bitch. I believe you, baby. I don't want to go through that treasure, right? Hell, no.

That's something you a real man would be like, bro, you wouldn't even want to have that on every woman that you mess with, bro. Because that's going to make you become a nigga. You ain't going to trust nothing. You're going to move off of... You're going to be a... Oh, my chain. You're going to be a bitch-ass nigga, bro. You don't want to nothing. You gonna move off of, you gonna be a, oh my chain, you gonna be a bitch ass nigga, bruh.

You don't wanna be a bitch ass nigga that don't trust women, bruh. You feel me? So, leave that girl phone on, even if she put her code in front of you. You just know the code. Yeah, you gotta, if you gonna deal with somebody, you gotta get them the benefit of the doubt.

Yeah, you just. Trust, that's how I look at trust. I'm telling you, bro. You gotta, I can trust you until I can't trust you no more. Right, I'm straight. Yeah. You need to get out of, you need, I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care, I don't care. This motherfucker. If you got to the point where I gotta look at your phone, I'ma just let you go. The motherfuckers that scare me the most is people who lie about some little shit. Right, right. Sometimes you don't even have to correct them.

You just be like, damn, that's crazy. Right. And you see it. They tell on theyself. They tell on theyself. If you be the nigga that you is, bro, you supposed to make sure the whole situation right. You feel what I'm saying?

And if you got a good girl, bro, respect that. You feel me? Like, don't cause a problem. Yeah. Like, some niggas cause the problem.'t cause a problem. Yeah, like something is caused the problem They are the problem on a problem. You feel me? It's your job to navigate the situation. You see what I'm saying like Be her comfort. You dig what I'm saying? She a woman is all it is what it is, but don't be the bitch nigga, too Absolutely. You got to give motherfuckers some space all right? Everybody ain't through growing up yet.

Facts. And sometimes. You ain't grown up. That's what I'm like, we all still got grown up. So we're like. You know what I'm saying, it take a long time to mature and be like, hey man, what the fuck is you doing? Oh shit.

Is this what you're doing? Cause if you're still out here begging for dick, I'm finna go. I don't tell you, man. Come on, bro, real talk. I'm like, you can do that. Are you better than that yet? But I was great.

Don't be with me doing that shit. Let me know that you with that. I was drunk. I would have let me agree to be with a big ass bitch who be begging for dick. Let me improve that. You didn't even ask for mine. He just took it.

You just. I said you should go right ahead and taking me in bed. Hey man, they gonna swear we been in hurt, but man, once you deal with a variety of women, you deal with some good ones and some bad ones. It's a fact. You see, I'm telling the nigga to take care of the right women.

You know what I'm saying? So I'm just laying here. But wait, I don't believe in the right, take care of yours. That's the right one. Yeah, that's the right, you right. You see your yours. That's that's the right one. Yeah, that's the right you right You're back. That's the one you waking up with you and you worry about The other bitch you want to be with bruh, you brah Alright, go be one in why you ain't with her?

Cuz it's something about her that you didn't want to fuck Coming up with shit. I can't get into this one. This is right I can't get into this one, cause this one right. Yeah, yeah. Well let her go, I can't let her go. Especially if you a nigga who done did a lot of dirty shit. You can't expect somebody to treat you right. If you a nigga that do a lot of dirty shit, you can't expect to get treated right. Okay, speak on that, because get what that nigga gonna do.

He gonna put all his problems into an illusion and create a fake narrative. You're not the victim. And put it on her. You're not the victim. You're not the victim, bro. You just putting all the shit that you do on her. You like, I know this bitch creeping out at 3 o'clock in the morning. Because you do it.

Because you out here getting pussy at 3 o'clock in the morning acting like you going to the WAP house. Yeah. So she did it. Because soon as she said, I was at WAP house at 3 o'clock in the morning, I want to see what you be talking about. Bitch, what you mean you want to see what I be talking about bitch what you mean you want to see what I'll be talking about I know what I be doing this. What are you doing?

You fear me now let it be that three o'clock in the morning. What about guy you do it? Needle hit it she know y'all need to talk about some other shit We're fucked up a couple houses tonight. That's what I be saying. Bitch, shut the fuck up. You only know what I'm talking about. But that's, that's therapy though. They got to hear this shit.

You feel what I'm saying? Like they got to understand like, nah, nigga, just cause y'all see us up here talking that shit. Nah, nigga, we respect the ones that hold it down. And if you a, nah nigga, just cause y'all see us up here talking, man, shit, nah nigga, we respect the ones that hold it down. And if you a bitch, nigga, you got to tighten up, nigga. Stop capping. Tighten up, nigga. It's your job.

It's your job to tighten up. Stop being the bitch, nigga, and acting like you a victimized. You a not the victim. Not the victim, gang. All the shit you did, this some shit. And she's, and she's, and listen, she's right there still with you after all that shit you did, nigga. You trippin'.

You trippin'. You better look at her like, yeah, Sean, I do fuck with you, Sean. What? But it shouldn't take that for a nigga to get right. Come on, man. It shouldn't take that. Three STD, man.

That crazy? She's still there. That's fucked up. I shouldn't laugh at that. You still like my STD That's fucked up I shouldn't live Come on Whoa We have a dope-ass relationship plug in We're holding niggas accountable for the niggas have a big deal do because that's where it starts nigga They say we don't hold our brothers and friends No, bro, no go for that sucking shit, but like when it's when men talk, it's me and talk Like we know sometimes bitches ain't shit, bro. Y'all be putting niggas through shit. But if a nigga is Sometimes we always try to tell a nigga when we know they wrong but we'll

Sometimes you can catch a nigga before they be wrong. You're like, hey man. Mm-hmm. Don't don't do that. Don't do that And a nigga know he wrong cuz he always be like what what No, don't try to justify you wrong You can't do wrong around you wrong ahead on do hell. Don't do that, man. Don't do that, bro. It gonna make the situation worse. You too loud. You feel me? You gotta also understand what we dealing with.

We dealing with women and emotion. You playing emotional, my boy. As a king, we can't run off emotions, gang. We gotta run with discipline. We gotta run this shit to a form of, all right, we know what the emotions feel like. Most niggas don't have no standards, though. But that's what I'm trying to tell you They don't create it. They don't even know these standards. Your standards is in the bag with you nigga

Well, and then they don't have no morals either And put up with you get slack you just start doing shit You chose right before you fuck. You gotta have some standards, man. I'm talking about, when I say standards, a lot of niggas don't know what that mean. I'm talking about the way that you move and operate as a man. Right. You get what I'm saying?

Right. Sometimes, you don't have to do the most obvious shit. Right. It ain't about being motherfucking scared of no shit like that, but it's like, nigga, at least move with some kind of discipline or some kind of structure where you ain't just out. If you know you got something to lose. Right. But niggas ain't doing that, bro. They just ain't being bitch niggas, man. Well, we can't save them. Talking about the motherfuckers, the 30% of niggas who might be listening to this shit.

Oh, definitely. But if you're a real nigga, you know you, these are words of affirmation to a real nigga. Yeah, you can't speak to all these niggas like they're real. If you feel like you're getting talked about, I am talking about you, fuck nigga. But if you know these words of affirmation cuz this shit you be saying to sit back in That's who you talking to that's what so you you talking to two types of niggas You talking to real niggas and fuck niggas, right? I'm talking to all the niggas in between it No, because I know in between you don't go fuck niggas. No, it ain't that cut and simple Some niggas ain't got the chance to either pick either side No, because if you do a fuck nigga shit, that's where you at

And if you're doing real nigga shit who just who understand you also understand this niggas out here this body self So somebody niggas don't even know if they doing wrong or right? You see what I'm saying? So they ain't got nobody to talk to No, real niggas don't don't talk for real. We ain't got no Buddy buddy and all that and some nas do, who on that type of time, but real niggas who don't have a, what they call mentor and all that, or a father figure in their life, they don't even know if they doing wrong or right. They know it because they know they got morals, but they don't really have none that they're

feeding off of, where it's like, what's their instruction? Where's their guy? You see what I'm saying? So when they hear the words affirmation, they like, okay, okay, okay I told it to myself. So I'm just trying to make sure okay, it's making that think a lot, but that's implied You gotta keep in mind people make Decisions based off the information that they have some niggas ain't never heard it even be divided like that Right like hey, this is this is this might not be the right thing to do,

but this the real nigga thing to do. Because the real nigga decision ain't always the right one. Sometimes you have to make a decision that if some nigga's gonna look like, oh that's fuck nigga shit, I'm gonna do this shit every time and that's why you gonna always have the same results. It's okay to move and make better decisions once you got

better information. That's what the growth is all about. But that's what I'm saying. You also gotta understand where it works in your benefit when it comes to what you said, growth. Growth. Like you said, it's not a fuck nigga decision. Right. You think it's a fuck nigga decision because you thinking with a fuck nigga mentality. Sometimes as a real nigga, making the right decision feel like a fuck nigga decision because you thinking with a fuck nigga mentality Sometimes as a real nigga making the right decision feel like a fuck nigga decision But because you on the verge of

Balancing the growth and making a fuck nigga decision So when it feels like a fuck nigga decision you like that's a fuck nigga decision But then when you make the growth you realize damn if I went with the fuck nigga mentality I was about to put myself two three steps back okay some niggas be holding themselves to standards that don't exist you see what I'm saying like I gotta have your own but I grew to hold myself accountable no bro you didn't put me there you gotta grow to that I put myself there there you go my friend so I'm gonna get away and I'm always be there for you but nigga don't ever think You were wrong for me making the decision to come help you nigga

Cuz if you're about to get something again, guess what I'm gonna do. We gonna get beat up again They don't ever think that's a wrong decision I already made that decision but if this our 15 time getting beat up we got a move with some better information We got a move We didn't be real nigga 15 times and we done lost 15 times It's your ass you the problem you the fucking problem no cap I gotta hold you accountable. No cap. No cap. I ain't helping your ass no more, but that comes from growth, bro But you also gotta understand niggas not even telling their partners What's right, bro?

You feel me like I see my partners growth, I see the one that wanna grow. Cause I see the one that make a decision that they never would have made a couple years ago because they knew, I know your mentality, nigga. You feel me? Like, look at me, I'm making decisions. I have nothing to do with you, nigga. It's me.

I am making decisions that I wouldn't have made years ago. You know me So it's like once I see you making decisions that you were made years ago. I'm like, that's growth right there because Some years ago But you see why you gotta do this shit or make it to the next step Yeah, you see what I'm saying some shit you can't cheat the game of growth growth is uncomfortable I think that's what niggas don't understand. So that's when it's wisdom and knowledge that we gotta tell these niggas that go from niggas.

Like you said, they don't know what's between the two. Growth is uncomfortable. So now that they know that they're uncomfortable, they're like, okay, I must be growing in some aspect. I just gotta find out where I'm growing at. You feel me? Because you thinking you uncomfortable and you like, life just so crazy.

Ah! Nah, bruh. Chill yo ass out crazy. Ah! Nah, bruh. Chill yo ass out. Chill yo ass out, bruh. You uncomfortable right now because you're growing in some aspect in life. Figure out what that is. Because if you understand life, you not really going to be comfortable. It's going to be things that are going to make you uncomfortable.

You going to have to find how to be comfortable being uncomfortable. It ain't really no way to do that. You just have to goddamn bite down and try to get the fuck up out of there. And hope it don't last as long as the last time. Right. I'm Dr. Laurie Santos. I'm a psychology professor at Yale, and I started to notice that a lot of my students weren't all that happy. So I created a new class.

Welcome everybody to Psychology and the Good Life. It became the biggest class in the history of Yale. I'm a little bit surprised to see as many of you are here as are here, but that's great. But it's not just my students who need to understand the science of wellbeing, and that's why we launched the Happiness Lab, so you can learn about it too.

Are you ready to feel happier? Head to the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you like to listen. Brought to you by the 2024 Subaru Share the Love event, now through January 2nd. Comfort is a motherfucker, because you can get too comfortable. You can get comfortable at doing nothing. Complacent. You can get comfortable at doing nothing. Complacent. You get comfortable at doing nothing. And I said this shit to my folks,

and I said, you know, people is complacent with doing nothing, but don't understand it takes the same amount of energy to do nothing to do something. You wasting so much doing nothing, that you could've did something with the energy that you wasted on doing nothing with. Like doing nothing, that shit take a lot of energy.

That shit is draining you to do nothing and more of nothing. You could have did anything, man. My jacket got down, bro. That loud ass jacket, bro. You can hear me running. Is it still blowing up on me? Hey, hey, hey, me? You can hear me? Where is it?

I think it's there. Oh, because it's down here. Shit on my nuts. You heard my balls. I need some more sticky tape. You good. Press that bitch hard. I swear, this shit ain't pressed that hard.

Oh, man. They even thought it was still up here. This shit probably down there the whole time. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I'm not even gonna lie. I swear this shit ain't pressed that hard. Aw man. They even thought it was still up here. This shit probably down there the whole time.

You're a jacket. You want to eat my jacket? Thank you. More sticky tape. Appreciate it. Hell yeah. Hey. Uh oh. Play out that other beat you about to play bro bro was the second one before you played that beat a five Christmas coming up you buy a folk for criminal hold on did you eat everybody thankgivin bro hell no oh shit oh fuck what a nigga talking about bro. We just

gonna eat everybody's food bro. Right. And everybody can't cook. And my family. I got one family that be acting like they can cook. Man can't nobody cook. See everybody come with their little plates and their little shit wrapped up. I be like, ain't nobody gonna eat that shit? They be taking that shit like right back like at the end of the night, it might be like two, three scoops out of each pan. They be like, don't nobody want to eat them bad potato. This shit dry.

And you gotta be thankful, but I don't have to eat nasty food. Am I right? Yeah, you right. I'm thankful, but I ain't got to eat nasty food. Like I ain't got to be like, be like, let me be super thankful. Like, nah, I got an option. And I pick and choose. Man, I ain't really want to overdo it on Thanksgiving. I had some, some nice turkey and shit. You did? Yeah.

So it's a different when people can cook. When people can cook, throw down. Like my panna, hip folk can cook. Right? And I'm one of them kids, and I ain't never wanna overstay my welcome, bro. Cause every time I went over somebody's house, I always find myself like, eating a lot.

They like, that little nigga at home. Like my partner, I used to think waffles and peanut butter jelly sounds were like luxury. I used to go to my partner's house, I used to ask my partner's mama, I used to be like, excuse me Miss Connie, can you make me three peanut butter and jelly, please? Three? Hell yeah. One time she fit me two and she was like, you want another one? I was like, I can get another one?

She was like, hell yeah. I used to ask her for three every time. I wouldn't fit some shit in my house. I don't know, bro. I don't know what was up with my mama. She was so militant. You couldn't have three peanut butter and jelly? One that, it just, she wasn't bringing this shit home.

Like, you know how like, you know how your folk go grocery shopping? Her grocery shopping was different. It was like snacks and my enos sausages and soddies and shit. So it was like bread. It's bread, but then they ain't like, ain't got no peanut butter.

We ain't got no jelly either. Damn. We ain't got no jelly either. I. We ain't got no jelly either. I'm like, bro, what's in the cabinet? It's some sardines, some, some, some, what them cracker? What them, uh, dry-ac cracker? Uh, the salty, uh...

Salty? Salty. It's a bain-sal. I still fuck up a whole sleeve of them. I just eat them bitches. That shit like eating cardboard, man. That's probably from growing up with old people. If you eat them right now, you hungry. Bro, we always had food at my house.

If you eat some saltine right now, you're hungry. We always had some food at the crib. Because you eat it thinking like other food is going to show up. Yeah, nah. Because we stayed out in the country, bro. So we always had a whole bunch of food What oh and you know my phone with the church so you know that little blue can that little blue can of cookies? Yeah, the quarter the crown Roy King Roy some shit

It's something right with a different sets of cookies in the little plastic white you had them cookies like Not just the can like you had them when it was new That was a church the can like you had them when it was new. What? Nigga, that was a church. I don't know, what them cookie did to them church folk? Man, them folk walking around like, that shit was like, holy cookies.

Nigga, they give you that blue can, what? You know some of my favorite cookies, nigga? Them cheap ass cookies, them butter cookies, it'd be three rolls of them bitches for 99 cents. It's like 100 goddamn cookies. I love what you talking about. With the little circles in the middle. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Them peanut butter cookies. Man. I found out about them when I was locked up. With the little circles in the middle. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Them cookies. Them peanut butter cookies. Man. I found out about them when I was locked up. They like the chocolate chip ones too. Uh-huh. Them bitches bustin'. Bustin'. And this shit ain't even real chocolate chips.

They the same butter cookies with the little chocolate swirl on them. But you know what I fuck with? What's the little, uh, the little, the little, uh. What the fuck shape is that? The cookies that, that's like, they man, you can put them on your finger like rings. That's what I'm talking about!

Oh, do the one? Yeah! Ha ha ha! Little bitch, you're bussin'. Bussin', bussin'. But they ain't need kids, though, man. These kids got the beat. You think so?

Yeah, they ain't got no childhood. Anybody ride bikes? These kids don't even ride bikes. Hell ain't nowhere to go. There's too many motherfuckers out here snatching kids. You think they still snatching kids? Hell yeah! This is the all-time high for motherfuckers stealing kids.

Damn, I remember when the white van, when we were coming up, they'd be just stay away from the white van. Now these crazy ass niggas, I feel like everybody crazy. They ain't even using vans no more. These motherfuckers is a kidnapper kid in a Toyota Prius. These motherfuckers crazy. Niggas is getting kidnapped and... Oh yeah, I did see a couple videos. These motherfuckers crazy. These niggas is getting kidnapped and tested. Oh yeah I did see a couple videos.

These motherfuckers weird man. If they allow us to do community justice they should just let us have our way with them. These are the same motherfuckers from the community. They be acting. That shit scary bro. Let them beat them up right quick. I bet he won't shnag nobody else up. Let her put a dumb to pop on his ass. Hey man, that's why you gotta stay off the internet, because I watch a lot of conspiracy theories and shit like that. And they said a lot of them people who be coming up missing,

they got some kind of special kind of blood and shit. For real? I watch them stand out the way. I feel like everybody crazy. Like they got a certain kind of blood type that them motherfuckers be looking for. I don the way. I feel like everybody crazy. Like they got a certain kind of blood type that them motherfuckers be looking for. I don't know. I feel like everybody crazy.

I feel like everybody can pull out they crazy at any moment. You know how you just like, like me in line and then the motherfuckers be like, all right, I'm waiting for that motherfucker. So I can be like, all right, go on that bullshit. I gotta go home. Just let me get out the door

and then you can play crazy once I leave. But I can't be in your little crazy game. Cause I gotta get home. Cause y'all need to be trippin' out here. If you ever come across a person you think they having a crazy episode, just look them in the eyes. That'll tell you if they eyes ain't shit there, you can get the fuck away from them.

You gonna make eye contact with the crazy motherfucker? He gonna like, you! Me? That'll tell you everything, bruh. They eyes ain't shit there. You can get the fuck away from them. You gonna make eye contact with the crazy motherfucker? Yeah. He gonna like, and you, you gonna like. The eyes. Me? That'll tell you everything, bruh. Fuck, I shouldn't have made eye contact with him. That's why they tell you you gotta look motherfuckers

in the eyes, man. You gotta sneak your way out of there, man. You gotta get up out of there. You gotta think about it like it's war. Y'all play Call of Duty. Oh, I just heard two, three gunshots. I gotta get up out of here. It's Call of Duty now.

It's Call of Duty time. Man, y'all two three gunshots. I gotta get up out of here. They call the dude and I it called the dude a time Man y'all they get playing any guy here really trippin. It called a dude a time jail We I'm gonna put your hat on and all we've been in turn up man. You gotta fuzz it hit let me see you Hey, oh gotta go What are you gonna have wrong Just camping for What are you gonna have for? Just kept it for real why you never gave it away He loved it And I'm not so lucky at

But we got a brand on the show. Yeah We need to put the Niggas with the hat on Jaylen you still got a little baby. I got you baby. Man bring that bitch We're gonna bring this little autotune shit back in here. He better have a plan with it his self Talk about he created in this shit. You be lying to those you not created this thing Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah and they cool the hell with dog

What is he you mad jail you get mad Yeah, yeah baby, yeah. That nigga cool as hell with dogs. I wanna see you mad, J-Hope. You get mad. Where's my motherfuckin' money, yeah. You fuckn' niggas, yeah. Like are you mad or are you singing a song, nigga? That nigga crazy, right? You better know that. But you from Memphis. No, he's not. Why? What the fuck? That nigga crazy, bro. You better know that. But you from Memphis.

No, he not. Why you keep saying that? He say he from Tennessee. It's more shit in Tennessee than Memphis. My bad, that the first thing? Come on, nigga, that shit like muscle mirror, nigga, my bad. Shit.

That nigga, you from Memphis? No. My bad, Nashville gonna be neck. That's way on the other side. That shit crazy, bro. They need to fix the heating system in this motherfucker's home. They got to start this shit at 12 o'clock. Why it gotta take 12 hours for this shit to heat up?

It's a big building. God damn, bro. We left the trap, but still got the trap essence in this motherfucker, bro. The trap used to be toasted. But the trap used to be warm in here. That ain't gonna cap. It was in a dangerous location though.

For real. That's why a nigga thought we were tripping every time we hear the pa-pam. That's a train, that a train. Oh yeah, hey nigga, all right. Everybody used to be like, man, y'all over here? But what?

We had everybody over there, that a crazy part of our life, we had folks in the hood. He's like, man, y'all over here? But what? We had everybody over there. That's the crazy part about we had folks in the hood. Pullin' up, eatin'. We had the sheriff in the hood. He knew it. He had backup outside. We had, what's the lady's name? She ain't win, though.

She the only one who didn't win. They say Avery. Yeah, man, Stacey Avery done came on our show and fucked up our ruggle. She the only politician that didn't win. Everybody won, but her. I said she wasn't gonna win, too. Because they said they didn't like her at first.

She came up and was like, everybody like me. I was like, I don't think so. I fucked with Stacy. I fucked with Stacy. She gonna win next time. Go win, girl. She gonna win next time. Nah, I thought, you know what? Like city council, that shit.

Like district. I don't want too much. Give me two streets. Don't get caught up in no scam. I'm not getting caught up in no scam. I don't even want the money. I want the money they gave everybody else. Like don't give me my individual money.

You know how they be like, well, you know we got a specific. No, give me the one you gave district faculty. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't even want the money. I want the money they gave everybody else Like don't give me my individual money, you know how they like well, you know, we got a specific now Give me the one you gave just if I say

Yeah, I want I want to collect this one individual nothing Maybe you can fucked up over some crazy Robbed maybe thinking that them folks ain't watching. They're watching. They're gonna stole millions, but they get caught stealing $121,000. It be small shit, because it be one investor that want to know exactly what y'all did with their money. I ain't never seen them do nothing with their money. I gave them $250,000. He never showed up.

And look, I saw them on boots and yachts. It always be a boat and yacht in the ball. That's what I be watching on YouTube, DC. When I would be a boot and yacht in the ball. That's what I'd be watching on YouTube, DC. When the motherfuckers get caught up in the scams. I love the scandals. Real life where the politicians were Sir, sir, did you steal $722,000? Get in the car.

No comment. I've never been a thief. They always play some breaks. You driving too fast. Motherfucker get cost stealing money all of a sudden they get caught holding some papers outside. They always got some papers. They come out with them papers under their arms. No comment. No arm. No comment.

No comment. No comment. Uh-uh. Sir, excuse me. It's been two years. District attorney. I can't believe that. They already get convicted.

I can't believe that. You stole all that money. What do you have to say for yourself? I like them investigative reports, man. Investigative reports? Yeah. They sit right there and they own them. I like, I watch all that type of shit like when they take the car in to get the oil change and they begin scammed

They'd be there put all the cameras in the car. Yeah, man. It's bad. I Look for you know all the change I tell you hey Where's your wife? the transmission the They, Winsher Weber, the change machine, the, the starter. And I'm literally like, that's not true. This is actually a brand new car,

and I'm Brian Roberts with Investigative News 3 Reports. We've been getting reports that you've been telling everybody they need more service. No comment, no comment. No comment, no comment. No comment, no comment. That shit be funny. That shit crazy, bro. When the police get in trouble by the other police?

Money laundering? What? No, when they be getting caught and they have to. Tell me about like the one who been taking money on the loco. Like they be doing shit like, like one motherfucker got caught, he had, he was stealing money from the county. They found out they arrested him at the end of his shift, bro.

No. On his way walking to the car this is real call it is a call it yeah bitch ass nigga the crazy part about us the police got over to they don't like snitches they look at you crazy you told on a cop. I'm a cop. Man, fuck you, man. You gotta watch some of them videos where the police get into it with the police while they at work. You know, I seen one where the sheriffs and the city police were into it.

They got to fighting outside the jail. Who hit, who won? The city? It wasn't necessarily a winner, but they fought. Oh, okay. You know how they look at the sheriffs? They look at the sheriffs just like security guard. They can lock a nigga up.

It's the other way around. Right. In certain cities, the sheriff lead is like the chief. But in our city, the sheriff just work at the courthouse. And in the jails the sheriff just work at the courthouse. And in the jail. That's it. Oh. All right.

Mm. That's crazy. It's criminal, man. Are we dropping this on Christmas, or is it going to be a week for fall? Give me some candy, man. Come, let's go. What is this, is it chocolate?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This is old ass candy you eat with chocolate. But in Kraypott everybody's skinny. So it's been in there for a minute. I'm saying this is some old people shit. What, chocolate? Just milk chocolate, nigga. I think I know, man.

Can't go wrong with no chocolate, my boy. What is wrong with you? My teacher's dad's the same shit. I used to be doing normal shit. I thought everybody did that. There's no way. I remember one time I was in the cloud, right? I don't know, I ain't never liked quietness. So like if the cloud got quiet,

I don't know where that shit came from. I don't know, I just always sung everything. Always, bro. Even when I ain't tried to, that shit just came out. Excuse me. I'm like, excuse me. Mr. Whitfield, what's wrong with you? I ain't... I don't know. Laughter Applause

Applause Laughter They be like, what are they crazy for? Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? Bro, and then when I got my classmates with it, when they were with that shit, I was like, y'all like that shit? They be like, yeah, I was like, you better turn up. I better turn up and then be. I had fun.

I'm telling my partner, bro. A lot of people smoke at the high school, bro. Certain things you jump off the port early with. Like I told my mama I was smoking at 15. So I had the privilege of smoking in front of my mama at 15. And it was not a problem. That ain't a privilege. It was a privilege. I couldn't even smoke in front of D.O. Wallace now.

I could. All that damn cussing he was doing. Fuck shit motherfucker. I was like man OG with the shit. We say him a baby ain't a kid. Nigga please. Let's do it. I ain't j'navity and I ain't having it. You hear me? What? George Wallace, 88, man, he fucking around and get high on the secondhand smoke. Nigga, I'm going to be lost going all around 285. Driving slow in the mother fuck. He probably still ain't made it home.

He done made too many. Too tight. I know I stay over here somewhere. I can't remember which one of these houses I'm at. They just sitting there and saying that. What are these houses? They just see it every day Everybody ring camera They catch me by every ring camera

You're drunk last night No, I always say that You came up to the house and run the doorbell. I was on there with DC, man. They ain't got me. I slept in the car last night. I had to wait for the sign to come up. I couldn't find the house to shit. Baby girl, you sleep.

Text me her address. You talk about you came up here running dope at this shit. Boy, that funny, bro. Boy, you dubby here, boy. He talking about he probably still ain't made a home, boy. He ain't. Ah. Ah. You ain't about to read the camera. Boy, that's funny, bro.

Dubby here, boy. 88, man. Yo, everybody really care. But that's funny, bruh. Double hell, bruh. 88, man. 88. Pushing it still got a mind though, man. They don't even understand how blessed that is, man. 88. And I grew up with old people, bro. They look at their mind early, like in their 60s. See what I'm saying?

70s be kinda coherent, but it ain't grasping the 80s. Come on, man. 90s? Damn niggas be kinda coherent, but it ain't grasping the 80s. Come on, man. 90s? You think they still living, man. But when a motherfucker be coherent, and they still can give off that wisdom.

They're working. But you gotta get, y'all niggas, all that. Old nigga can't tell me shit. Crazy as hell, man. You sit and ask them niggas questions all day, and just listen. Man, just feed, get that game, bro. I wish I could talk to my dad and mama

and like at an age where I know what they saying now and we can have a grown conversation. You see what I'm saying? I still talk to my mama, you know, she go in and out of the dimension here in Blue Moon, but it like, I know how solid my mama was. If I can keep my mama at a 54, say she was like 54. If I can have a conversation with my mama at 54.

When I know she going at three jobs a day. And she murking at all three. And I can really have a conversation with my mama. Let me talk to my daddy. You know my daddy had me at 61. Let me talk to my dad at like 72. Yo I'll take 72. Right here when you ain't about to retire. You probably got like 3, 4 years before you retire. Before the actual dementia really kick in. Let me talk to you when you're about

72. A real conversation. Man please. These niggas be acting like they can't add no questions. What you got to soak all that game up from your OG? That's all you got. That's what I'm gonna tell you, the real for real. And then it's on you to decipher what's going on. And you just gotta apply the shit in the real world. Stop acting like you smart, boy. You ain't smart, nigga.

You ain't smart. You ain't got yourself out of nothing. You feel me? You're lucky. God keeps sparing you. You ain't smart. A nigga be like, what, man, you ain't dead.

Shit, wait, wait until the next one that you about to do. You gonna see how smart you really is. Stop playing. I'm telling you, stop playing. That's why old niggas be so disappointed. You can see it in their face. Young nigga ain't been through shit yet. Young nigga ain't did.

I ain't even fucking. That a thing. Back then nigga was playing. Nigga was fucking back then. They scared a pussy. Yeah, I like to be scared of her though. These nigga virgins. I'm damn near scared of pussies myself.

Why nigga? Don't say that. I'm telling you, pussies out here is evil nigga. You see a pussy, I see a hole of danger. That's what a nigga at home's saying right now. That's what I be saying. Uh-uh. We ain't talking to you. They don't watch this. We ain't talking to you. You crazy. Don't be watching. Don't be crazy. That's too extreme. I wouldn't talk about it like that.

Okay. But you got some of these niggas who can't make up. They mind for themselves. They slow. These niggas done pussy. It is beautiful. Oh for themselves. They slow. These niggas know pussy is beautiful. Oh, it definitely is. Pussy is a golden ticket. All that ain't worth it, though. Pussy is a golden ticket to stress relieving. Pussy is a golden ticket to you finding your way. Pussy makes everything feel a whole lot better.

Sometimes everybody gotta say, hold up! Just give me some pussy. You better read the fine print on that pussy. Right. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. See who's the inventor of that pussy. Who the inventor?

Who's the inventor of that pussy. What if it wasn't ever supposed to be as good as it is? I think it's evolving. This shit's so crazy, man. This shit's so crazy. Motherfucker. I know,'s evolving. This shit's so crazy, man. This shit's so crazy. Motherfucker. I know motherfucker. This motherfucker that got the pull back.

I got a pussy on the inside, and then when you try to come out, it tells you it holds your dick. And it kind of like, it's the pussy that come out the pussy be like, don't go. Ooh, but we gon' be right here, right here, oh, what you gon' do? Don't go, don't go. It's the pussy that come out the pussy be like It's some of that you won't get you only that

That was you know, you want somebody to pull back So a lot of women got to pull back. They just they just got open doors. You know, it just, come on in. Come on out, you feel me? In and out, you know? Come on in, come on! Ain't nobody gonna be right here. It's just pew, pew, right here. You know? No grip.

No grip. But you know, it's wet in here now. It ain't say no flow anywhere. It has grip. I just said my door is, you know, somebody came and banged on it one time, you know? Her name is too slip. You know what I'm saying?

It was some of that smoke ass, I gotta go take a shit. That fucked up Mr. John when they smoking shit in the house. That crazy. That crazy. You gotta be, you gotta, you gotta, tell these niggas, man.

That's some of the best shit we got. Listen. That white gay Adam Eve, he said, I got something for your free guy, you trippin'. You think so? Yeah, man, hey, man. Leave that goddamn rabbit alone, man. Look at me.

That little Eve. He was fuckin' the rabbit? Ain't no tellin'. You know when a nigga by himself, you know niggas can't be by themselves too long. Nigga can't be. Nigga fucking the rabbit, you know what I'm saying? But he ain't man,

nigga can't be by themselves too long. Ain't nobody down there telling him what to do either. I'm gonna grab the goddamn rabbit. I got you lad, where you going? I hope that nigga ain't fucking the rabbit. Nigga like, hey, hold up. Put that goddamn rabbit down. Lift your arm up.

That's a big rabbit. That's a mega rabbit, OK? Put that goddamn rabbit down, nigga. Nigga can get caught fucking the rabbit. I can explain. It keep hopping, man. Ain't never seen nothing happen before. It's only you that have that, nigga. You know what I'm telling you what to do?

I'm telling you, bro. You think I understand, bro. Listen, man. There's a way to live in this dysfunctional world, you know? Which way is that? You just got to find a way that best suits you. That's why I'm not pushing no agenda,

and I ain't saying, and I'm not forcing you to come with me. You feel what I'm saying? Everybody else is forcing it. You wrong, alright? Okay. We can come to agree to disagree, okay? But you don't have to bash me, because I'm not bashing you. Because in my world, I'm comfortable. And it don't really involve you. So stop involving me in your world. I just know to walk around your world. You see what I'm saying? I ain't gotta be including your shit. Facts.

I would just walk around it. I ain't even finna come over there and disturb that shit either. This nigga a whole nother word going on over there. Let me go over here. You feel what I'm saying? I'm straight on that. That's a hell of a philosophy.

Hand me some of the paper towels right there. Where is it? Right there? Oh? Yeah, I'm straight on this shit. You got to live and let live You see what I'm saying? That's why they say let shit be because they are already living in the world Everybody got their own perception on every time So guess what you living in a certain world anyway because your perception may not be my perception now. We may agree on certain shit That is where our worlds have coming grounds at. You see what I'm saying?

We got coming grounds, but we still living in a different world. That nigga cut the beat off, I was just jamming. Yeah. I didn't mean to play that. Cause you didn't hear it with that hat on. That's what we trying to tell you. Stupid ass little boy.

And Kreal my boy. Anybody buying Krimba gifts? You got a, I was just about to say man, what you got about this year? Ain't buying ass shit. You lying. Shit, I gave them, I'm a real old school player. We give gifts early. I gave my Christmas gifts out of October.

You think an old school player born in 93? Two. 92. Yeah. That ain't an old school. I was close to the 80s. Nah, nigga. I was three years away. Two. 92. Yeah. That ain't old school, nigga. I was close to all of us in the 80s. Nah, nigga. I was three years away from the 80s. Nigga be like, here, two years.

No, you got to count 92, 91, and 90. Stupid ass boy. Stop playing with a nigga who do male. You an old school player. Yeah, I'm three years in the 90s though, right now. I'm over the 89. Yeah, nigga, you an old school player. He was three years away, talking about y'all

when he was 89. An old school player. What? I ain't even lie, I'm glad I was born in. Yeah, nigga, you a old school player. He was three years away talking about y'all was 89. What? I ain't even lie. I'm glad I was born in the 90s though, cuz. If you were an old school player, what am I? When you born? 83. 83. Damn, you just like me in the other dimension, nigga.

I'm the precursor. He 83, right? So you like a 93, a 93 nigga in the 90s. Nigga, you don't even know what I was doing in 93, nigga. I was just trying to get you to know that I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s.

I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the 90s. I was born in the precursor. He 83, bruh. So you like a 93, a 93 nigga in the 90s. Nigga, you don't even know what I was doing in 93, nigga. I had a whole fucking empire of trading Nintendo tapes.

No, that's what I'm saying. That was a good time to be alive. You know how far I can ride my bike in 1993? No, that's what I'm saying. That was a good time to be alive. Nigga, 95 was when she got live Cuz you now we were playing Sega like a mother this is a no and 95 you're you're 1415 we're 95 I was 13. I was right to be a 12 13 about 14. Yeah Cuz you can see the two park in the biggie you understand Nigga, I remember when Machiavelli came out,

like, I saw, we used to, we nigga had that shit. We was just looking at the album cover, like this shit crazy. Right, right. I remember all that shit. Nigga, Tupac got better albums that don't nobody never talk about. Like Thug Life.

Right. His first shit, Tupacalypse Now. Shit go crazy. Right. Oh man. There's a lot of them motherfuckers. Thug, his first shit, 2pocketlips now, shit go crazy. Oh man, there's a lot of them motherfuckers. 2pocket was a dope motherfucker, bruh. That nigga was dope at everything. That's why I appreciate other niggas experiencing like-

A lot of niggas get upset at the who the best between Pock and Biggie. Nigga, they both was the best. They both did what they supposed to do. They was who the best between Pac and Biggie. Nigga, they both was the best. Right. They both did what they supposed to do. They was both the best. And then they ain't like you can pick one over the other because they both were like, what's dope as fuck. Right.

But see, Pac, he was a bigger performer. Right. That nigga is. He knew how to sell whatever that package was. Now, it wasn't like that nigga was pretending. Like, that nigga really meant everything that he said. I know that. But I'm saying he knew like it was it came to a certain extent like the nigga,

a rapper shooting the police. Y'all need to talk about that. No, he did it. He did it. He did it. Shoot at the police. No, you would or you think you may have. This nigga shot two police and had to look at him in court face to face. But see the dope

The dope thing about Tupac dope is that nigga was a revolutionary fast, but he was too extreme He was one of them niggas. He was like man We're finna go over here and we can all die if we all gonna die together He was a real activist just like like tree and all that if we all gonna die together. Right, right, right. You get what I'm saying? Right, right. He was a real activist, just like Trey. Right. You get what I mean? He the one who was, if some shit happened,

he was gonna be the rapper who showed up and didn't need no fucking publicity. He gonna get on the news and he gonna say the shit and be with the family and really be out there. Right, right. But he really was gonna be one of them niggas who was in the city, really smoking weed and running with the thugs and really had out there. Right, right. But he really was going to be one of them niggas who was in the city, really smoking weed and running with the thugs and really had a pistol on him

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to even speak anything ill on his name, let you know that nigga was exactly what he said he was. You had the chance to say that shit when that nigga was alive and you didn't. And he said fuck you while he was alive. But you had to wait all day. He gonna let you know it's smoke. Right.

He like man, when we going there, it's fuck them nigga. I'm like goddamn, Bob. When we see them niggas, we gonna let them know it's dog life. I'm like this nigga is crazy, bro. You know what else was crazy though nigga? Hearing DMX get at me dawg for the first time. Oh that nigga went crazy bruh.

That nigga went crazy bruh. That nigga, that's man when DMX came out, that nigga had the world on fire bruh. It's like every nigga in the world listening to DMX. Real for real. A lot of that shit now is like you looking back at all that shit, oh, but it's like these motherfucking moments. But that's what I'm... I'm telling you, like, some shit was so good,

it made a nigga go to the mall. You had to have that motherfucker. I'm talking about you could hear a song on the radio and be like, I'm finna go buy that right now! We don't got that shit no more. That's what I'm saying. I mean it's moment It's more accessible because you could just do it right on your phone But nigga, that's the excitement that go with that shit going to the mall to get them J's, bro right, right

Right. It's a process to the sheet Shit when you walk in the fucking Foot Locker and it's like, these motherfuckers so exclusive, they got me. Just can't afford them motherfuckers right here. If I had a time machine and I did that, I'd go back in time, man. I'll pay less bound.

Mr. J, one more time. From Foot Locker. I'll pay less bound. I'll go back to like 93 to We're gonna be to meet some little business like little bit Crazy I'm in my son came out the black... Nigga was like, bro, what the fuck? What the fuck are those?

You got some Jordans? The fives? Nigga thought they were Jordan when they wore Jordan. Brother, because everybody didn't have them. The black fives. You not Jordan, bro. Shit's your stupid ass now. The black fives? Shit. Nigga, I had my first pair of James in the third grade. I wore them bitches all the way up to the six.

Hahaha. It got to the point where they were like house shoes. My first pair of my first pair of Joins was the fives. But then after the fives I got the white cement threes.

Oh I couldn't wait to wear them motherfuckers. That was still my favorite joint. My favorite shoes, white cement three. The white cement three. Man, cause then it's like, what made me want to get the threes was when Khadim Hardison on Different World, that nigga had all the J's first.

Different World. Dwayne Wayne. Man, that nigga, Dwayne Wayne with the flip-up glasses. Nigger, everybody had them flip-up glasses, nigga. I still try to find some. That nigga was so cool when he brought them bitches out. That nigga was one of them niggas, bruh. And he started out, he was supposed to be like the nerd.

He started out being the cool nigga. Man, this nigga had. The wine. The wine. I'm like, why she talk like that? I live it. She was a Southern belle. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Bad ass. They tried to make her sound country. I used to like Freddie. She was bad too. It looked weird. But then you go all the way back.

Marissa Tomei was on there too. Talk you a talk now. She was one of the ones in the early like 90s. See different world was our grown-ish. Early 90s. See different world was our grown-ish today. That blackish whatever that show is that they got with them going to school and shit. But it resonated with us.

But see when they dropped different world that made every black kid from the age of fucking probably eight to 19 wanna go to college. Right. Because this is, you gotta keep in mind, this is our first time seeing all these different HBCUs on all these sweaters, like seeing a fraternity on TV for the first time, sororities, these are just like, that had never been done before.

You know what I'm saying? Because it ain't showing like black people on there struggling. Now they are trying to figure out how they're going to pay tuition by working their shit. Real live shit, it's probably the most accurate depiction of black college we done ever had.

Right, right. For a ever had. Right. Right. For a TV show. Right. And they kinda set the standard. Cause they be talking about real shit on that motherfucker. Man, it was going through real shit. Motherfucker was getting pregnant, getting in an abusive relationship. Mr. Gaines let motherfucker watch dishes so they don't get kicked out of school and shit.

Then Duane get robbed. They got caught a nigga by Dean Cain. Him and Ron got, they got in a fight at the football game. They caught the white boy spray painting nigga on the car. Which was really like a real, that shit really happened at a lot of schools around that time. White people don't have that kind of racism no more.

Everything on camera, they don't even get to, yo, had I really missed spray painting niggas on cars. Yeah, we don't even burn crosses no more. The gas prices have got so damn high. All they gotta do is put a Trump sticker on them, like, we're covered up with Trump stickers. Put a Trump sticker on everybody, everybody know who you are. Yeah.

Give them a Trump sticker. Everybody everybody know who you are. Yeah Give me trust think And then there's like that then the Cosby show was the was before that so right, right This is the first time I think motherfuckers gonna see me with money niggas with money I'm real for George Jefferson had paper now, right, but he get the flex, right? You can say George Jefferson had paper, nigga. Right. He stayed on the top floor of the condo.

He had a high rack. No. He had a deluxe apartment in the sky, bruh. That's what I'm saying. That was a nice one. That was a real humble way of saying, this nigga got a penthouse. D-lux up by the way.

His shit was bigger than everybody else. He kept telling everybody the way he kept throwing white people out. He called them honkies, he called them crackers, and Mr. Charlie, he called them Mr. Charlie. Now that was peak black man racism, like in the 70s when they was calling all white men Mr. Charlie. Where Mr. Charlie came from? Rich niggas. Right. Rich niggas came from the...

Ain't nothing but old Mr. Charlie. Mr. Charlie. He-he-he. George Jefferson was 5'2", looking white men right in the face on national TV. Right. Calling them honkers and crackers. He-he-he.

Aah! Am I bullshitting? national TV right calling them honkers and crackers and my bullshit he was looking up at them niggas listen here you hear what I said and you get out im sorry weezy but it would just be us listening sorry weezy I just don't feel like being around no honkers today

no cap no cap oh friend this wouldn't do us what no it's not This don't feel like being around no honkies today. No, I don't care. No, I don't care. Oh, Prim, this wouldn't do us what? Now, there's three networks. Right. One of these networks let a nigga get on there and call a white man a crab head on honky.

And Mr. Charlie. And Mr. Charlie. Pale face. I don't talk about any sameness, boy. Think about this shit. I don't talk about it. This right boy think about this shit. I'm talking this right out of my little king did that 69 68 69 not my little king that is 64 Yeah Yeah, it was right in there.

So I'm not diving 68, 67. It's either 64 or 65, I'm hiring, I should know. I know on my regular mind. What? Okay it was 68. Huh? It was 68? Okay, bad.

See, don't let nobody tear your mind, Stake. Yeah, exactly. You was right. And you was finna be wrong, agreeing with wrongness. 68? 68? Yeah. I thought it was earlier than that.

Uh-uh. Because it was close to 70. That's why I be trying to tell that nigga like, that shit wasn't that far back. I was born in 92. You feel me? Nigga, 32 years ago. You just going to sweat it.

That's a long ass time ago. Bro, I'm 32, nigga. Nigga, some shit happened in 92. That these young kids got to know about. Hey, guys, some shit happened in 92. You know, they, what you call, what the boy that beat up Rodney King? That shit was in 92, wasn't it? 92 or 93.

These kids don't know, man. I'm talking about on national television, but I'm talking on national television. I'm talking about they beat them. I had a field day with them. You? Well, you, they had a bombing in Atlanta in 96. That's what I'm trying to tell these folks.

And these folks be acting like this shit, just like this shit, right around the corner, gang. Nigga, I was here. That's what I'm trying to tell you. What happened? I was four. I've been in Atlanta since the late 80s, Nick. I was here before you was born.

When you were here three times before I was born. Yeah, I was here before, exactly. Yeah, you. Yeah, I've been here before you were born, Nick. But what they call, what they used to call middle school when you was in. Junior high. Junior fucking high.

You were in the junior high school. What, the junior high? I know you did. I would say the girl name, but she probably a respectable citizen. She used to suck dick for ice cream in junior high. Ice cream was 50 cents. He's fine. He's fine.

Shit, that's great. And he don't want to believe. Anybody that went to junior high school with can tell you. And he don't want to believe. They might put it in the comments, because I've been noticing mugs from people been tuning in, but. When y'all junior high started, what, seventh?

Huh? Six, seventh and eighth was junior high. Okay, and he don't want to believe that the girl showed me how to lick the titty in first grade, but they suck a dick at junior high. Hey, hey, hey. But they suck a dick at junior high school. You see what I'm trying to tell you, man.

Everybody has different experiences. You was not licking no titty in the first grade. I ain't accepting that, bro. That's not valid. I can't call the girl like that. You can't call the girl like that. Because ain't nobody have no titty in first grade for you to suck.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. You might have licked her chest. It was a chest titty. No, bro. It wasn't no titty. I ain't say titty like, and titty, I'm speaking of a girl, so I'm going to say titty. But you know she has a chest.

I just stopped, this is very inappropriate. I was in the first grade? No, that's too young. Bro, I can't help that she was fast? Muffuckers had babies in junior high. Sixth grade, bro? So you think they fast in sixth? The bitch was fast in first.

I mean, it ain't necessarily the sixth graders. It be them seventh graders. Bitch, I don't jump out of the fifth grade like, ooh, I'm gonna be fast. They be the seventh and eighth graders. This bitch been fast. Doing all the wild shit. The girl got pregnant in the sixth grade, necessarily Okay, you hunched for a long time what you think hunting is game No kids at elementary school. They'd be hunting their asshole. We were someppin' motherfuckers. Yeah, cause y'all seen somebody doing this shit. That's what I'm trying to do.

Watching that pornography and shit. Bad influence of her kids. You gon' blame it on everybody. Just being fuckin' mannish and grown. That's what we was doing. This is gay. I gotta put up with all this shit. But that's crazy how we was smart enough

not to take our clothes off. Bro, I'll tell you what, I'll hunt you like a motherfucker. Just hunt you. Damn. Feel good, get a motherfucker. I wish this shit still felt like that as adults. You're a man, you're gonna do that, that shit crazy. Get the fuck off me man.

Get the fuck, get your stupid ass. Come on man, you're like that, that shit crazy. Get the fuck off me man. Get your stupid ass. Come on man, get up man, be busting that. Man, get the fuck off me man. Obsessive man. This back when you couldn't even bust a nut, you just felt different. What? Ooh, what is that?

I don't know but we need to stop hunting. We're hunting. Is this what you call hunting? Well I gotta talk everything, bro. I never initiated it. Never. Yep. Never.

I never was one of them freakin' niggas. I got freaked out. Girls be the ones who initiate that shit. No. I remember the first time I seen a pussy. Tripped me out. I remember the girl put my hand, she grabbed my hand. I didn't even know what a pussy was. I was trying in a pussy. Tripping me out. I remember the girl put my hand, she grabbed my hand. I didn't even know what a pussy was.

I was trying to find it. I was hitting all the runs, she said, I said, oh, that way is it. Oh, shit. That's what everybody be talking about right now? That's the day everything changed. What? You just keep getting boy fans and boy fans.

Hell yeah. I'm dead. That first time you see this shit, it's like everything changed. But you didn't keep you didn't keep your boy fans and boy bad you yeah, yeah Did that first time you see this shit? Everything change Would have still been playing with GI Joe's had you never seen the titty before fat fat that was the most fun you have nigga having some Some motherfucking toys or some shit, but when you done touched the coochie and sucked a titty. That's it, my boy. You a grown man now.

A little musty titty too. Now you gotta pay a bill. A little titty was musty as hell. Boy. Now that you looking back growing, that was a little musty titty. It was outside all day. It was after school too.

It wasn't in the morning. It was a five o'clock titty. Why am I sucking a titty behind my grandma's house? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You're away from grandma house. You spend the night on school, night and everything. You tellin' me behind grandma house. You finger-buckin' and suckin' titties behind. You tryin' to hurry up before your little sister call me outside. You're trying to get behind grandma house, man.

Man, that's where it went down there. What's with me in here? I'm saying it, man. You don't understand, man. You better watch what they do. Why am I suckin' and You don't understand, man. You better watch what they do. Why am I sucking a titty behind my grandmother's house? Better watch what they watch. Like, that's what I'm saying, like.

Nigga, they watch you. No, but this is what I'm saying, bro. When we was kids, the excitement, not really the excitement, the rush, that, oh shit, we about to watch a porno. We know we not supposed to be watching this shit.no like we know we not supposed to be watching this shit like we know we not We know if we get caught we might get beat up for watching this shit They grow for shit gang

And we like We glue these kids got that shit on Instagram Full flesh. I'm like break a nigga Is normal I got it so even some more candy they done desensitize this shit They're like the the process of you going to get the shoes at the mall and all that but any system time all that shit No more experience and don great way it's away from y'all is motherfuckers It's a GV which I won't naked enough for a young nigga to be like she naked He got to be completely naked ain't new It's balky though But in normal Oh in normal though in normal

Oh, and then this I have first time he said all this shit on ground and he got access to it too It ain't like they got an age restriction. You feel it? They know what the fuck they looking at, cause they sending it to their other little partner. You feel me? Hey, look at her. She finally here, grown for too.

Lion, they my girlfriend. They my baby. Talking to the spam page like a mother. Going crazy, thinking they don't like it. Hey, man, you don't know who you talking't see you talk to somebody from Europe stupid and it Free yeah, wait, we're here. Why you better stop you by the back you've got to find some shit You better You play the dance we carry your thing

Oh, yeah, I'm actually beginning There was a message you be getting. My friend really likes you, but she's shy. Right. Go to her page. Right. What she talking about? This is really me. Go to your nephew's Instagram.

Look at who he following. Look who he talking to. Nigga like grown women. I'm telling you, bro. That nigga, what he following? Keisha Cole, Meg Thee Stallion, Ice Spice, Coil Le Ray. Damn it. But I didn't see some pussy right now, bro.

You know how long it was before I saw some real pussy? But we had to wait till summertime, when it was like, was you behind your brother house? You see the bathing suit? Well, that's the closest thing you might see. See some pussy. You see what I'm saying? With the hair hanging you might see? See some pussy. You see what I'm saying? What the hell hanging out the side?

You ain't seen all that clothes, somebody! What the hell? You ain't even seen all that. What the hell? You get like, hey! Shit in the hat wasn't enough, nigga. Not now, I'm lying. And you tried not to look.

You tried not to look, you lying. I had to ask him, this nigga my age, brother. You see a little, little hair on the leg. Oh, nigga, you couldn't tell him, nigga. He ain't seen no pussy, brother. Yo. Yeah, I see a little coochie hair. That's it?

Lil' cap. Nigga, we'll not get out that pool. But you ain't, but we ain't swimming all day. See, they swimming all day, cause they like, swimming. We swimming all day. We swimming all day, cause we don't wanna see that pussy. Get on all day, cause we want to see that pussy. We'll be up in that water. Why they still in that water?

But we been feeling on each other all day. Ah. Don't care. Don't care, man, they're feeling on each other. I almost drowned trying to see some titties. It was the one girl, if you go on the water, she'll pull her titties out I kept doing it. I ain't really not swimming like

Well count going on yeah, that was her only thing I had to do was look under the water She'll do like this and you stay up on it. I longed us. You know exactly what you do it. Yeah The funny part about it is niggas that I know who get bouts for this that ain't bullshitting, that's crazy. If you go under the water, it's helping. Bro, I mean, we were like, city, right? I went with my partner to here, like church retreat. They went like on their little annual retreat,

but they spent the night in like South Carolina. So I was like, I want to go. So now I'ma visit. So now the pastor daughter kinda fit in here, so we like, we just so happen to get in the pool. Nah, hell nah, we get in the pool. Nigga, we go in like the Jacuzzi part. Nigga, we all have a feeling on each other.

My pocket see me, he look at me. He get out the pool. Come over there in the jacuzzi with us. Blanket. Blanket. Coming up like, yo, you look dead at me. I like it, bro. You like it, bro. You know what going on. N***a, I'm going to get the coochie. Boy, that shit was so funny, bro. These kids ain't got no need for these experience. These, man, I'm telling you, I was 15. That's why I say, bro, you gotta watch them.

Tell them, at least mold them, train them, so they won't be out here doing no stupid shit. You feel me? Fuck that bullshit. These niggas, what? That's that age where you start figuring that shit out, bruh. First time I got some head, I felt like the luckiest nigga in the world. My life changed when I got some head.

I felt it. I wasn't the same nigga. I wasn't the same nigga. I was not the same nigga. I know I wasn't. Like you know you wasn't the same. I'm not. You actually nutted it?

Oh! Oh, you nutted it. Bruh, if you the same Oh, you nutted it. Bruh, if you the same nigga, you trippin'. Like, I knew I wasn't the same. Like, I felt like a kid before I did it. And then afterwards, I knew the niggas around me wasn't even doing that type of shit.

I was like, bro, you ain't never got no head. Boy, look how you, I don't know if I can tell like your body language. Nigga, my body was like this before I walked in that motherfucker. After that, boy, I was like, step on that motherfucker. I was like this, come out, I was like, hey, yeah, nigga, you're a champ. What? I know you ain't get nothing, nigga.

You don't even walk like this, bruh. You don't even talk like this, bruh. You feel me? That nigga who be getting head talk, you feel me? He nigga lay in the hell. He nigga lay in the hell, bro. Look at that nigga walk right here. He ain't get no pussy walking like that, bro.

Nigga talk to them in Roswell. Hey, level up. I felt this shit, bro. I felt this. That shit was like a drastic change. God was like, I was a kid, and we're from all the hunshin' and all the being felt, all shit. Listen, that shit don't matter no more.

Once you cross that threshold, and you go over. They create a monster. Hey man, all that, don't touch me if you ain't doing this. Because we over here doing this shit now. You hear me? That's what I told me. Put those little mustard titties up. Come on, put that mustard tittie away.

Take that tittie away from me. You go over there and deal with them niggas with that shit. I'm over here with the adults, bitch. This is a grown, boy, we grown over here, Shouter. Damn, man. That shit was crazy, bro. That's why I say, boy, I'm glad. Like, my first time eating pussy was in 19, so I'm glad.

19? Because I couldn't eat my earliest pussy. I was like, I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I say, bro, I'm glad. Like my first time eating pussy was 19, so I'm glad. 19? Cause I couldn't eat my earliest pussy. Oh no. Put lips on that? Oh no. Oh no.

You do that, you're the talk of the town. You was damn bad like that. You do that. I ain't had my first girlfriend till like 12th grade. Like my first girlfriend. When I say like my first girlfriend. You ugly young man. No I wasn't ugly.

I'm talking about like my first girlfriend that I'm actually fucking. 12th grade? It's different. I'm fucking them but they weren't my girlfriends. Y'all fucking in the tent. But they weren't my girls. They were just, you know, the homies. Oh, you ain't get no pussy in ninth grade?

I ain't get nothing in ninth. I ain't no cap. You know how some nigga be capping like, nah, my shit. My journey started in the tent. Not ninth? I was whipping that, though. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't scared.

You know how some nigga be scared, but I would try. Ah, shit. You say I talk to you about that? No. I mean, you say that? No. Fuckin'- I mean, you said it, man. Come on, man. See, I gotta stop listening to my partner. This shit cramped.

I gotta find somebody that said, man, it's right in this fuckin'- I definitely was fuckin' in the ninth grade. You out here trippin'. I thought you wasn't speedy. Oh, you was bravo. Yeah, I was fuckin' in the ninth grade with a condom. Oh, you knew what you was doing. I was fuckin'. Yeah, you was fuckin'- Yeah, I the condom. You knew what you was doin'. I was fuckin' with it.

Yeah, you was fuckin' with it. Yeah, I'm from a small town. Don't blame it on the town. I'm from a small town. I'm from a small town. No, they was ready to fuck me. They was fuckin' on me to get the ninth grade. I ain't even gonna lie.

It was like I was on scholarship. By the time I got to high school, it was already, I've been waitin' on you. For real? For real? They be waitin'. Oh, hell yeah. Listen, I ain't gonna lie. The first time I was scared, I could've got somethin' in the ninth grade.

I was fuckin' in ninth grade. I was fuckin' in ninth grade. I was fuckin' in ninth grade. I was fuckin' in ninth grade. I was fuckin' in ninth grade. I was fuckin' in ninth grade. be waiting. Oh, hell yeah. Listen, I ain't gonna lie. The first time I was scared, I could've got something in the ninth grade. No, I could've got something in the seventh. Like for real, for real.

Because she looked at me, she was like, we stayed out of school, and she was like, and you know how you always talk shit, like man, you gotta stop playing, I gotta do something to you. She was like, I'm gonna stay out of school. I'm like, you know how you always talk shit like, man you gotta stop playing, I do something to you. She was like, I'm gonna stay out of the school. I'm like, stay out of the school. Man, it been Ashley stayed out of the school.

Ashley stayed out of the school, but she was way more advanced though, so I just was talking and talk. I swore on everything, we standing on the, I remember this shit I gave her yesterday, we standing on the court yard. And I'm like, shut up, what you gonna do man, cause you know, we finna go home in a minute.

The school so big, it's so many spots you can go in. She like, she looked at me and said, you know, we finna go home in a minute. The school's so big, it's so many spots you can go in. She like, she looked at me and said, she said, do you have a car? I could've poot it. Oh, I was like, oh, she dead serious. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I said, okay, I gotta come up with something

because I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I just faked it, baby, but you did it. Seriously. I said, I ain't got no color, but I had the color in my pocket. You scared? I was scared, bro.

I was scared. I had to wait. Three years later, I had to build up more confidence. Shit. Ain't nothing. I'm ready to lie. You couldn't have went to junior high with us. We was acting a fool in junior high, bro.

Now don't get it wrong, I ain't no that. I was scared to hug. I remember vividly in the seventh grade, because we used to go to the gym after school. This is therapy, bro, we ain't talking about weird children. Every day we used to go to the gym. And like, going to the gym, you had to walk through the park. And if you had some hoes that wanted to walk to the gym,

and they was about that, you was about to have a good day Good day. Well walk it to the motherfucking gym That's not going to the ball seven minutes, but I've seen It's not a gym god damn it's not the school gym this the city gym So y'all leaving the school to go to the city gym. Yeah, y'all gotta share the city gym. So y'all leaving the school to go to the city gym? Yeah. Y'all got to share the city gym? No, it's just close to the school.

But why is y'all walking? It takes, it's a shorter walk than it is a ride. No, everything put to be on one campus. You don't get what I'm saying. The school got a gym on the campus. Right. But the city has a city gym that we go in to play ball at. It's down the street. It's down the campus. Right. But the city has a city gym that we go in to play ball at. It's down the street.

It's down the street. But as children, why are y'all walking to this city gym? Because the school right here. Right. The park across the street from the school. The gym down the hill from the park. Oh, okay. To make it make sense.

I feel you. But it was a few little... A few little duck calls. Yeah. If you had a, you know. You understand? Yeah. I feel but it was a few little Yo, if you had it, you know, I understand Yeah, I Would say her name to don't do it. Okay, when I got to my grade, she knows she is she was a senior

Yeah, she was a 12th grader. I Got scared that time to see what she was on my ass when she was on my head. She was like I was like damn Well, give us a hair. Hey, I'm trying to evil like you say like she like you gotta be ready. You know, I Come feel on it. Touch it, touch it. I won't be just touch it. Like in too much pressure. Like getting some head was still kind of taboo.

Like didn't nobody want to be known as a dick sucker. So they used to have to sneak and suck dick. But if you got the head though, the head was more so like, if you got the pussy, you got the pussy. But if you got her to get the head too, niggas would like, if you got some head, they head to me like you for real

I'm gonna put a ball for me. How you do that? Maybe I got a nice is bail. How you do that? You were like and the crazy part about it would change my life cuz I got in the head first Yep, that's the pussy was up. Oh. That's a piece of cake, baby. The whole pussy came in a piece of cake. I got the head first. I just knew what the pussy felt like. Oh, but I got the pussy up. That turned me up.

You got the head first. She wanted you to get it. Facts. You gotta get pre-approved for some head, like getting a car loan. You gotta see if your shit gonna go through or not. Yep. Okay, when you get your first roll. You gotta see if your shit go through or not. Yep.

Okay, when did you get your first roll? Oh, probably when I was in about, now that might have been about 10th or 11th grade. I think it was 10th grade. That's why I said 12th grade was my girlfriend, so that was my first roll. Because you know we were hitting rubbers. I got the roll when I was like, alright C if you take the motherfucker off because you my girl. Nigga. Well, that initial two, three stroke, my eye got so

goddamn big. Boy, I was like, boy, this shit is brand new. I was like, boy, man, please. Boy, I turned up. Oh, my savage went crazy, guy. Me baby was having, boy, I. Me and baby was having, what? I know your tour green was like, my guy. I was saying the dope and fucking, my bitch, you hear me?

No cow. He's back at Trojan Day. You hear me, what? Lifestyle, me shout out. Lifestyle. Give me that red guy. Poppin' the mat, poppin' the mat. What?

Free condoms. Free, they free. This is when they was, high school, you was, Poppin' the mat, poppin' the mat. What? Free condoms. Free, they free! This is when they were in high school. Anytime you seen some free condoms, it was a great opportunity. It was a great opportunity to rack up? Yep. They knew what they were doing.

They had no income, you gotta take it. Man, they, I'm talkin' about, go back and regroup. They ain't even mad if you go back up there and get some more. Matter of fact, go get some more for me, hey. That's how it should be though. You feel me? Like, go crazy. I remember my nephew called me one day, he said,

but they passing out rubles at the mall. Come here, he was on the same time. He had like, they passing out money. He said, nigga, you ain't gonna believe this. I was like, what? They passing out rubles at the mall. Pull up, I pulled up, but we had a hundred of them bitches walking out, we was like,

we got some things to do. No pussy in no way in sight. Ay, but we was trick or treating, boy, early, boy, in July, mother fucker, looking at that ass like, why y'all, hey boy, listen, we some young niggas from the west side, we ain't got nothing there to do. But smoke and fuck, you hear me? Tentaceron was at an all-time high, gang.

But running out of condoms is really humbling. Yes. Yes it is. Coming from a... Because I ain't going to lie, I used all them rubbers. I used them all. And it got to the point when I was getting down to the last few, I was feeling really good by myself. God was like, bro, this bag was full.

And we almost through. You've been doing good, counselor man. You keep running the streets and saving the world like you've been doing, man. You know what I'm saying? Niggas ain't doing it like you, you know? Just keep, try to get another bag if you can. You know, find someone where you can get another bag.

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No, I didn't wrong. No, no, no, no. Trying to fuck the story up. Yeah, I wasn't wrong. You're like you're about to say it. 17 to 22? He was about to say it. 17 to 22? You was wrong everything. No I didn't wrong everything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Trying to fuck the story up. Yeah I wasn't wrong everything.

You look like you about to say it, 17 to 22? And you know what a rubber was. If you were my girl, if you were my girl and I would fuck with you. That's why I wrong felt different because I didn't do it a lot. Early, I would hit you with a rubber shot. I ain't with that because I heard stories.

And I ain't want to be a story. You know what I'm saying? You heard stories but you think a a rubber was gonna save you. Yeah. You're still here. Man, I was so geeked up on drugs, I put on two rubbers. I ain't never did that. I ain't never did that.

Have you gotta fuck somebody with two rubbers, you don't trust them that much. Don't fuck them. What could that even possibly feel like? Absolutely nothing. I was getting up at a time, at a time, at a time. You put on a whole rub. I wouldn't even get hit. You put on another rubber on top of that? Yeah, cause I was nothing fast.

I was trying to stop myself from nothing fast. So I put on two and go crazy. I ain't never heard of no, I heard of that, but I ain't never did it. You ain't have to. myself from nothing fast. So I put on two and go crazy. I ain't never heard of no shit. I heard of that, but I ain't never did it. You ain't have to. I strapped up twice. Nigga, why? I strapped up twice.

I would've just jacked off and went home. Nah, ain't no jacking off. I'ma be her head in. I would've just went home and jacked off. It's two rubbers. I'ma be her head in. You hear me? She getting this shit tonight.

I'm on their mallet. But if you wearing two rubbers, you pretty much certain this bitch got something, right? No, it ain't that. I just don't want a nut. You feel me? No, I don't. You don't want to feel my pussy, you wearing two rubbers.

No, I'm so geeked up. I don't fuck it. So I'm feeling the pussy. I'm geeked up. You about to nut face. Yeah, I'm geeked. I'm geeked. I'm out of my mind. You feel me? I was ready to fuck at the door. I was deep. I'm out of my mind. That's why you can't hear me. You feel me?

I was ready to fuck at the door like I'm one of them freaky niggas like I was in the car like She don't even know what she's about to get into. I'm turnt already like I don't need no help You feel me? Like I'm ready. I'm already like bro That why I didn't even believe that nigga couldn't get hard. I didn't understand that shit. I was like, nigga, I can't get hard.

Y'all trippin'. Come on, bitch. This shit on demand, you hear me? Like, I can't even wear a chirp pant. I can't wear a chirp pant, baby. I can't wear a chirp pant. I'm too freaked out. I be in church thinking about the wrong shit dick horn

I gotta get up out here Not in the house of the Lord Crazy bro This shit crazy, bro. I got a problem. It was a big titty hug me at church my dick. Y'all Tell me I had to put it in my pocket You gotta walk different bro, you to walk different, bro. You got to walk different, bro. I'm serious. And I realized, I was like, okay.

Yeah. I got to get out of these drugs. Ain't nothing wrong with having safe sex. Facts. Condoms save lives. Or they prevent lives. Yeah. Because when you get older,

just fuck somebody that you like and that you know and that you trust. Now and then, fuck some people. What do you mean you ain't gotta do no rubbing? You ain't gotta do that all the time. Make sure you fuck somebody. That's what I was saying, gang.

Take that motherfucker off and fuck somebody you trust. Make sure you fuck a few people that you just wanna fuck, that wanna fuck you. That's it, you just want to fuck they want to fuck you That's it. That's it. Have fun. You know, don't you pass this shit around? Yeah, you know the type of person you hear the crank part about it women don't need like it rose You feel me I'm wearing clean enough to not wear no rubble. Okay, the nigga know he ain't cleaning though He's like now I need with it

Take that off. I need to wear this, baby. I'm just trying to let you know. You got on too long, huh? I'm trying to prevent you. It ain't you. Fellas, wear rubber. Don't be letting these women rob you. It ain't you.

It's me, baby. Don't be letting these women rob you, man. No, man. You got to be safe, man. Niggas be thinking they're rowing them. No, man, you gotta be safe, man. They be thinking they're growing them. Just only fuck who you gonna fuck, bro. Don't be out here doing all that crazy shit. Cause some of y'all niggas be dirty, bro.

Ain't mean clean, you don't clean yourself. I'm trying to double dip. Don't go to the doctor. Don't even have a primary healthcare. Trying to double dip and don't bathe. You think a baby wipe, this nigga think he wiped out with a baby wipe, now he be gone fuck another bit.

Man go bang, go get the first pH balance up off you so you gone fuck up the other, you feel me? Clean the first pH balance off you then go, you know, you ain't even clean the first one off you. You look down there you see the frosted flakes. Yes man, you dirty, you see the frosted flakes. Yes, man, you dirty, gang. You dirty. You feel me?

Ain't no way around it, bro. Go bathe, bro. Come on, man, it's a way to live the freaky life. Just don't be the freaky man out here. Not giving a fuck. Be a safe freaky man. You feel me? Women like safe freaky men. You know? This nigga DC is speaking on behalf of safe freaky men. Yeah, safe freaky men.

Safe freaky men. We ain't safe freaky men, man. You feel me? Being a safe freaky man, man. It's okay to be a freaky man, but be safe. Y'all need to be recklin', bro. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end.

We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end.

We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. We still gotta protect our women at the end. You feel safe, Freaky Man, man. It's okay to be a Freaky Man, but be safe. Y'all need to be recklin', bro. Cause we still gotta protect our women at the end of the day. Come here, we're gonna go back to it too now. Yeah, we all living a certain life,

but protect that woman, shawty. You feel me? Just don't be out here doing shit just cause you done got her to give you some pussy and you think you got her. Bro, it's a way to do this shit, bro. This done turned into a sex ed class now. You got to, cause at the end of the day,

it's a lot of fucking. Sexual etiquette. All of us came from a motherfucker, fuck it. We are products of fucking. No, my parents had sex. I don't know what my parents had. I know my dad needed some help. He was 61.

They was making love. I don't know what he did. You a love child. He just, he just put me, I only think he just, he just threw me in there. He, yeah! Yeah! I had to find my way. Ah!

It was some gospel music playing while they made you. That nigga threw me in there. He said, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Yeah. He had that Mahalia Jackson playing. Why they made you He had them hell you Jackson play me had their horses you throw When you looked up gang I'm gonna bless him rock and I even told my mom at 45. They were like bread. First of all, you too old to have a baby Well, it's a 50-50 chance that you could either lose your life or you know

Some some made I'm just saying she's like man. I always wanted to work fuck that Say you the 50 you the 50% chance that nothing happens She's a blessing yeah, what's that? Keep on going they've been trying me since birth Been trying you but say birth. Yeah Fuckin Yeah, now you black Nah, he was black though. Ha ha ha.

You know he was black. But momma said, I was born somewhere until I actually seen my birth certificate. I was born somewhere else. Where? I was born at George Bader. Oh you thought you was a Grady baby? I thought I was a Crop of Lone baby. George Bader right there by Fort Worth.

So that explains a little of the craziness. Oh right there? Right there. That joint? You know that shit had been done. Oh, right there? Right there. That joint. But you know, that shit had been dying, I know. I ain't gave a damn shit. It did? Yeah, that shit had been dying. Crazy part about it, when I got stabbed up, that is the same hospital, nigga.

Oh, that's good. They had your birth records. Yeah, that definitely did have my birth records. And the crazy part about it is, the doctor was so good, the surgery department over there was so good, and it don't give them no credit. Excuse me, I went through pretty, like, it was decent, bro, how they treated me over there, bro. Like, I didn't feel like I was going through something,

even though I knew I was going through something. My surgery went great. The goddamn, the way the nigga cut, like, nigga don't even, can't even really see the scar, cause the nigga sewed me up so good. I'm like, bro, you done did before. And by them niggas, when I was going through my recuperation stages, the nurses and shit,

they was just on me like, hey man, you going to be all right, y'all. Like, you fucked up, like, they won't come in the street, but, your personality, we like your personality. Because a lot of people don't be like this in here. They be down and shit. Like, you up.

You just got out of surgery. You got 27 stitches and you up. You going to be of surgery. You got 27 stitches and you up. It's gonna be all right. You had 27 all together? Yeah, 27. I had seven over here, 10 over here, five in my head, seven in my back. God damn.

My partner had a hundred. We had a good moment, felt like we were on our way down here. My other partner had some over here. They're right here? God damn, y'all fighting some Jamaicans. Motherfucker crazy. What's up, mama? What's up, mama? How we down here? I want to call the hat, something on the hill. That right here? Yeah, damn, y'all fighting some Jamaicans. What? Motherfuckin' crazy.

They really was some kids. They won't underestimate nobody. I'm like, listen, man, be respectful, but if you know what come with it, you can't cry about it, you feel me? That was one of the situations where I had, like I went back early when I was like, bruh, you, I'm not blaming you for me getting stabbed.

You were my friend that needed my help. That was, it just so happened that come with that shit. And boy, I'm man enough to be like, hey bruh, I can do that shit again, bruh. Like this one on facade, it wasn't no like, oh, what the fuck? Like, I'm know what, come with me, shit. It just don't happen.

I had an experience. The other side of the shit, where I'm like, okay, this the part of the shit that don't nobody talking about. Everybody always win, but what about when you lose? Do you know how to win even when you lose? This how old I am. I'm sitting here thinking like,

damn, how much did that cost? That had to be a hell of a bill. Mm-hmm. And that the crazy part about it. They expect a nigga to pay for this shit. Eh, eh. Eh. Eh.

Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh. I mean, they got paid for it already. But I'm saying, at that time when they had that, you got to go to surgery tomorrow, and then they wake up, and you got a baby already, but I'm saying that time when they had me Serving tomorrow and they wake up

Why you can take these dishes out of me What the fuck is this? It glue my shit back. Well, whatever you do, give me some adhesive. I sit still for a week straight. Yo, tripping, bro. But that show, the other part of the game, where he was like, the health care game.

Yeah. Like, a lot of people don't understand that health care game. You know that ambulance ride? That's a thousand dollar, boy. Every time they come get you. When you hear that, that's a... That shit say, they count that money.

That's a thousand dollar ride. That was the first Uber. You know what's crazy? Like a lot of people been taking Uber to the hospital instead of the Hamelin's anyway. I don't blame them. Uber gonna get that cookie anyway. And it cheaper. A lot cheaper.

About $33. You gotta keep your mouth closed and just tell them hurry up. I need to get that up. That was my first time I ever been rushed to the hospital. When I got rushed, it was a 20 minute ride. And then we got there. It was just awesome. Really, it was me and Rush to the hospital. When I got rushed, it was a 20 minute ride. And then we got there, it was just the hospital, really.

It was just like, you just got to go through the motion of this shit. Like, get Rush to the hospital, we're gonna fuck still with him. Niggas out there, they serious, dude. Oh, stay still. Oh my goodness, he's losing too much blood. You trying to get up, they pushing you back down.

You like, fuck, they get off me, nigga. Then you get to the hospital, They track it to the emergency room Don't talk about the other emergency room like right before you have surgery Like niggas and died in their room you feel me? You know you you fucked up when you get to the hospital and they were like, yeah take your clothes off Yeah, if you had to get naked you finna be you got to go in there You got to go in that little room like the room that you hey, man This is the room where we put motherfuckers in when this shit's severe.

Like you can't be out there with them. You gotta come in the back and go into that little big ol' square room. So they be my partner, we all in it motherfuckers. They workin' on our ass like... It's five season nurses on here, we five season nurses on me. They cuttin' shirts off of this shit, they... Get all the... Oh, we need to pass this up and da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I don't know how that shit look, but I felt it. Because I didn't know I was standing back there, because I had my, the shirt was on the wound. So when the shirt came off the wound, all the alcohol went through my, through the wound. So I was like, oh shit, what that is back there?

I said, hey look, hey look, look, look, look back here. She's busy as hell, she's like, oh, ooh, that's ugly. We gotta patch this up now. So that was an inch away from my lung. Damn. You feel what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I said, hey, what that is back there? I said, hey, look, look, look, look, look, look back here. She's like, oh, ooh, that's ugly. We gotta patch this up now. So that was an inch away from my lung. Damn. You see what I'm saying? So when I asked the nurse, I was like, hey, take a picture of all this shit. She was like, I'm not supposed to say this,

but that's kind of sexy that you want me to take pictures of your wounds right now, you know what I'm saying? I'm just like, nah, I ain't gonna explain this shit to nobody. So I was like, take a picture of this shit. She took a picture of this in my head so when y'all see the pictures of my hand and shit but it was a real moment real life that shit was fucked up don't talk about it was so fucked up where I just had to it was

it was never a moment where I'm in there like panicking on some shit like I was literally just sitting there taking it all in like Damn ready shit now they doing it. I'm like this shit is what you look at on world star my nigga Yeah, I know adrenaline steel boom. It's too much like you can't I'm like you can't fake this and then now what's I realize? What's going on in my head and I'm like, oh shit my partner He had to be rushed in in the helicopter. So now I'm like, oh shit, my partner, he had to be rushed in the helicopter. So now I'm like, I'm alive. I'm already at the hospital. I'm just like, where he at?

What going on with him? I ain't gonna know until I talk to somebody over there or I want him tomorrow. So that's what's going on. Is he alive? Cause I just saw what happened to him on the scene. You feel me? So you know, when you you been through real life experiences,

like you know what come with that, that shit. We're like, hey buddy, you know what, before you know what, you either gonna put somebody through that, or you gonna do that. Are you ready, are you prepared, are you gonna blame somebody, are you gonna man up, are you gonna take it on the chin? I'll finna turn up.

But that was the same year I got famous to start doing the vines. So I got started earlier that year, in July. I started doing the vines in November. So in some of them, early from November to all the way like February and shit like that, I couldn't move my hand. You'll never see my earliest videos,

you'll never see my left hand. You'll always see me posting shit, but you'll never see my earlier videos, you'll never see my left hand. You'll always see me posting shit, but you'll never see me move your hand. This bitch couldn't work, it couldn't move. Damn. You see what I'm saying? Like I couldn't even record with my left hand. Now I can record with my left hand.

But my first year and a half, I couldn't even record with my left hand. I can only record with my right hand. So you'll never see my left hand. Damn. So you know, when you, oh I'm super grateful I didn't know what come with this shit. So, you know, when you, I'm super grateful. I don't know what come with this shit.

I done had my experiences, you feel me? Some niggas might got worse experience. This nigga right now be like, man, I got shot nine times. Hey, cool, buddy, but we went through the same process. You know what that shit feel like? You feel what I'm saying? That shit don't mean nothing.

Did you learn from it? You feel me? It's the same bed, bro. It's the same morphine. It's the same machine that breathe for you breathe for me. You feel me, what you learned from it? Boy. All right, man, don't be no fool.

Hey man, a near-death experience can change everything. It better. It better. You know, you're gonna to get your lesson though. Yeah. But I was going to turn up though. But I knew what came of that shit. I said, damn, I got to be a little bit more savage.

I got to be a little bit more aggressive. I can't let that shit happen no more. I said, if I was just a tad bit aggressive, cause we was aggressive. She's not aggressive, look. Shit! Y'all ain't bring no shit. No, I mean, yeah, we, we, we, we, we was just trippin'.

We out there, thinkin' we bout to have some fun and it ain't work like that. You know what I'm sayin'? You think you bout to go out there like, what's up? Like, the whole boy just stopped. go out there like, what's up? Like, the whole boy stop. That shit was like, that shit changed. That shit changed like this.

So all them had knives, huh? All them had some knives. Damn. That shit came out nowhere. I didn't even know I was getting stabbed up. I didn't even know I was stabbed up. I just knew I was losing blood and I was getting stabbed up. I didn't even know I was stabbed up. I just knew I would lose in blood and I would lose energy. Like you know how you like... Oh you know what it was like...

Oh what's up? Like you feel me? Like I can't see you for real. Cause when he hit me in the head, I got hit in the head with a pole. So after he... Bing bing bing bing bing. It wasn't like, he was just talking to my ass like, ah, it was like I was fighting, he was like, bop, bop. That motherfucker said, psst. When he hit me, I heard it. That motherfucker said psst. But when they said psst, all the blood hit me.

Now, if you ever in a fight, bro, I done been in plenty of fights. I done had like my lip busted from the inside like you don't know No, I said like a nigga hit me and you know, I kind of like big lip. You don't know that Like we see your nigga punch. You see the no cover like blood come out here know you like oh shit He lose it. You know that you see blood you lose me when I know Like My blood touched my goddamn nose, bro. I instantly got like...

You know how you know it's like, we're into another level of the fight now. It's like, ooh, you got me bleeding, nigga! Oh, and now it's like, it's like we're back, let's go! We're like, ah, we here now! So it's like, ah, how's that nigga? I'm like, ah!

It's fucking got me bleeding, got me fucked up, nigga, let do it, ah! I was that nigga. I was like, ah! That fuck nigga got me bleeding, got me fucked up. Nigga, let do it, nigga. Because now it's like we were fighting, but now we ain't fighting no more, nigga. It's like, nigga, let's rock. But when that shit cut, bro, that shit was coming out so fast, bro, I can't see the nigga. So I'm spitting the blood out, but I don't know where's my head. I thought that nigga spit my, I thought he spit all this shit. Because I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is.

I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is.

I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood is. I don't know where the blood out but I don't know where's my head I thought the niggas spit my I thought you spit all this shit cuz I don't know where the blood coming from so I'm like I'm like ooh the nigga you fucked me up bruh that's what going on in my head I'm like they got me fucked up bruh he got my whole shit fucked up right now, bruh.

I don't know where the blood coming from. I can't even see. Blood on this shit. Blood, blood. I'm like, bruh, I need help over here. Whatever going on, this shit going down over here, for a nigga, bruh. So I'm like, fuck, right? So I'm just standing by here. I don't even care about all this shit going on, this shit going down over here for a nigga, bro. So I'm like, fuck, right?

So I'm just standing quiet. I don't even care about all this shit going on in my head. I'm like, he got me down bad, bro. I'm losing like strength. So now in my head, I'm like, damn, bro. I'm really losing now. Like, damn, this bitch ain't going to have a plan. So when I'm trying to pick my pants up,

when I can't grab my pants, I can only do like this. But I don't even know where I'm stabbing this hand and this hand already. That's why I ain't got that upper motion. So I'm trying to grab my pants, but I can't grab my pants. So in my head, I'm like, bro, I'm losing. He got me bleeding.

And then the nigga slick got me paralyzed. I can't grab myself. I'm finna go. I don't know about y'all, but I'm finna get the fuck up out of here. I gotta figure this shit out Oh, we came together Yeah, you picked the wrong nigga to fight me Damn the John Look at your hand. I Seen this I kind of got a glimpse at this one unless you kind of open hotly. Oh, she would

They was talking about this and they like look at your hands I, look at your hands. I done kinda like got some blood out of my hand. God, look at this beat, bro. Nigga, when I look at this beat, I immediately had to sit down. I was just like, oh shit. I was like, damn. I was like, what the fuck? I don't even know what I just looked at. That ain't my hand, give me another hand.

Let me see somebody else's hand. Oh Oh My god Oh My god Ready sure bunny is a motherfucker. Oh Shit Oh My goodness Boy this is my show me somebody else I've seen it. Yeah, you posted a couple times usually when around the time that it had Well that shit was fucked up boy We gotta stay out with this man. We loaded.

We gotta jump right back into the story. Y'all gotta be fucked up. Cause we still won. Even though we lost that battle, we won the war. Am I good? Alright. Quick, we gotta put the mic back on. I'll turn on everything.

So let me tell you, now the story get deep. So when I hear folks say, ah, ah, I go back outside cause I'm thinking they trippin' cause of me. I see my partner staggering. He like there, you feel me? He hit the ground. So I'm like, why I know they ain't got them,

you know I'm turnt. I'm like, why I know they ain't not my partner, what we doin', what we doin'? He on the ground, I'm grassin' for him, bro. He like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. Then the niggas just say, he,

for like, nine seconds. And then he come back, he, he, he, he. But that was the quietest I ever seen Earth, like ever seen, you know what I'm saying? Like everybody would just like tune in and it was like, everybody had to share that experience right there in that moment, you feel what I'm saying?

And they were like, damn, I just about to die, come back. You see what I'm saying? We all get rushed to the hospital. Make a long story short, he in the coma for like four days, four, five days. I see that nigga implode up to so much shit, bro. He implode up to so, you ever look into somebody's

hospital room, you see them in the bed, what is so much shit that's in the room that's plugged up, that's crossed all through that motherfucker? It's tubes and shit. It's tubes and lines and shit, and it's just like, and lines and shit and it's just like, I remember us going down here, bro. Like I remember the moment of us going down there.

You feel me? Like all that playing through my head like, they called me, we went down there, I'm just like, bro, look at the outcome, bro. We got the ass end of the stick. We don't even know if he gonna make it. You see what I'm saying? He just don't have a God save his life. He get out the coma, he gotta be in the hospital for 30 days, you know, recuperating and shit.

But we learned from that shit though, like, we learned just not to be playing. And we weren't even playing in them. We were dead serious. And we ain't even taking it like, like yeah, we got to stab. You know why we got to stab? Cause we was on Y'all's ass. Yeah, and we was on that.

Can't get with it. We still on that. Like it didn't do nothing. It just, it made us more smarter to be like, bro stop playing with people. If you just not gonna go on in. If you gonna take it there, or you coming out here to do this. You coming out here to do this.

But you need to be ready to do something else out there too though. Good thing. Everybody ain't trying to do this. You see what I'm saying? Like, yeah, don't get that out the way. But if you gonna get that out the way, you need to go ahead and get this out the way

to a macro-tutor. They can't put you somewhere Well, I don't be in the situation man, listen, but I Said no, we're gonna go what they are. We knew it. I told my nephew. I said April I'm gonna be right there. We're gonna listen again. I Called him. I'm telling you guys to a bro. I'm about to see your picture and they call me back He said god damn man. What the fuck happened to you, man? And they called me back, he said, God damn man, what the fuck happened to you man?

I said, bro, listen bro, it's great, bro. Just, I gotta get surgery tomorrow, but don't tell nobody I get out of surgery. My whole family in my room. I'm like, man, yo ass can't hold no motherfucking water, man. He talking about man, they yelled it out at me. I said, you didn't even get beat out of it. They yelled it at you.

Normally, a nigga getting beat out of a nigga, they yelled it out of you. He was like, bro, you had me nervous, bro. I had to tell somebody where the fuck you live, bro. Did you see your fucking hand, bro? I can't keep that shit to myself, nigga. I was like, you right, bro, you feeling, but look, we straight, though.

But I promise you, though, bro, I was finna turn it to a crazy, like, even turn it to a more savvy. So I was just like, uh-uh, we can do this. We can steer your direction over here. Boom, go crazy. That's why I'm so super grateful that he gave me a, a, a. They ain't even looking around, so I'm parallel like 58%, 60%. They just made up a number.

Nah, for real, because both of these motions, they gone. Nerve damage in both of these hands, all the way down here. Yeah, you know, that's it. I'm gonna get wet. I got my hand. You feel me, like I can't do that. That's it. Damn. It ain't going no more.

As far as it go. That's it. Forget what? We got this, motherfucker. No, no. Ha-ha! Goddamn, put your ass in there. Fuck you, Tom. Ha-ha-ha! Don't care! I'm Dr. Laurie Santos.

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I ain't gonna let everybody handle your little moments and shit, you know what I'm saying? Shit is. second. Look complaining because I can't be the number one. I didn't even got enough with three bags of Not feeling complain guy Probably wishy-hank fingers. He probably don't cuz he didn't like the fuck ass. I'm out of that number That's what I'm saying, but you got no hair you just got a wrist nigga get the talking crazy Connect your shit with that wrist. You better hit it right though. That ain't number wrist. Oh, that's broke.

It's rib bone. They hear it out now, it's rib bone. Wrist is in the house. Wrist is in the house. Beds in the house. Beds in the house. That nigga that stupid bruh. Don't count bruh. Duh bruh. That's crazy bruh. I ain't gonna say that. That's too far.

You know he did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it.

He did it before. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it before.

He's still. I be thankful. I say pray it up bro. Take your experiences in your life experiences as a lesson my nigga. Don't look at them as like accolades my nigga. Cause that ain't accolades nigga. The experiences and lessons. Learn from them. Now they are a remembrance of the shit that you are capable of doing. They don't define you, especially if you ain't learnin' from it. If this define your aggressiveness and you like, yeah, I'm, but you lost. They got the upper hand. But what that mean? You'll lose again.

I ain't trying to lose again. Damn. That's why we gonna stay winning. Stay prayed up. That's a hell of a story, Nene. Look out. Boy, 2013 was a hell of a year. Okay, I guess, I guess that

and my daddy got on Christmas Eve. Damn. Okay, I guess now, and my daddy died on Christmas Eve. Damn. Now I'm doing the company at this point too. So my daddy died, that was just like a test where we were gonna be like, is you gonna do it, is you gonna use your dad as an excuse to jump right back into the street? I was already.

I was like, man, I'm gonna keep doing this shit. At this point, I ain't have nothing else to do. You see what I'm saying? So I was like, all right, I'm gonna keep doing this shit. At this point, I ain't have nothing else to do. You see what I'm saying? So I was like, all right, I'm gonna keep doing this shit, I guess. I could easily use that as an excuse to be like, oh, I'm finna go, man, fuck this funny shit. I would've missed out on all this shit, bro.

I would've missed out on all this shit. Y'all wouldn't need no DC on Fly as a comedian. I probably would've made it with rapping, probably. Sure. But this shit came out and that shit moved the music. Wait, y'all hear the music, y'all still do that, but this shit happened so fast. Man.

This is what I was supposed to be doing. God made me to do that. And when I did that. I'm just trying to be successful as long as I was unsuccessful. So I really did the math. At 43, I beat my number. I'm trying to. I'm 32. I got a goal. I'm trying to hit. 43 to beat, I done did 22 years.

22 years of beating the 21, that was just crazy. Well, listen here, champ. I've been doing it for 19 years. Uh-huh. It's going to happen. Let's go. Because I remember the night I went to the comedy stage. Uh-huh.

And that 19 years ago. Uh-huh. My, uh, I was in the communist thing and uh down 19 years ago uh-huh you must my youngest son he's 16 but I've been doing it 19 because we went down there they was doing open mic so you know walking on your you but it wasn't no open mic oh yeah I'm doing so much you with the comedy man so you embarking on your year. But it wasn't no open mic. Oh, hell yeah. I didn't do so much shit with the comedy, man. So you embarking on your year. Oh, yeah.

I started doing comedy when I was 22. 22 years old. Oh, so you done passed. No, you feel almost there? I'm almost there. Almost. It feels good, though. But that's longevity, though.

It's like 19 years of a different life. Yeah, man. That's the whole month. Damn, damn near 20 years. You see what I Yeah, man, that's the whole damn near 20 years. You see what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying. I'm glad that I got to do it. I'm glad I started doing comedy at 22.

Especially with taking it serious at 22. Because it set the foundation up and got all the bullshit out the way. Because I spent my whole 20s just focused on doing comedy. And I ain't really, you know, I ain't do nothing crazy enough to fuck my life up. But it was a hard, I literally had to do that shit all by myself though.

Struggling, figuring out shit, just putting plays together. Because the first time I got on TV, I quit a job. I was like, man, I can't be on TV and at work at the same time. If I'm good enough to be on TV, I can just be on fucking TV, and that'll be my job. But then it's just like, it ain't work like that.

Now you gotta really try to get up every day, make some calls, find a show somewhere. Even if it ain't today, just to fill in the holes. Right, right, right. Man, I done did so much work. I done had shows where we drove from Atlanta to Michigan and back. But I gotta get that money, man.

In a car. I gotta go get it. Nigga, in a car. I know, nigga. 10 hours, now was a nigga do anything for some money What not anything but if it if it makes sense? In a car Well, we're gonna have to get to me you got a ride with a nigga nigga, right? You don't even know that she gonna make it in our what if you don't like the music they like

It's a lot of what if they don't have to be when you have to be right? You don't want to get out and get this we got to order I'm not your child Get a separate bag You hate the order you don't want to see like you doing them. Hey, bro, when you gonna stop again, you know Who the fuck told you to bring your girlfriend Why do I smell your breath for the man I'm not ugly. Why do I smell your breath in the back seat? I hate this.

Your car's fake. And we got to drive back. They gonna take my clothes, smell like your car. This check engine like, oh, this nigga finna ask me for some money. And you do this all the time. He trying to take my whole chick. Come on, bro.

You know what I'm saying, bro? I respect the game, because I did have to go out there for like a year and a half and work on that shit. But I also had a nigga like y'all that fucked with me, because I ain't step on nobody toes. Like y'all ain't tripped, y'all ain't killed. Y'all just like, I don't give a fuck. And plus I had value.

So it was like, all right, if he gonna work on the craft, don't hate on me, young nigga. Let him do his thing. Amen. Just let him do his thing. Well, you know what, Lonnie, not just you and Diddy, you know how fucking hard that shit is. It's super hard.

Because there's a lot of shit there, that it don't matter who you're around. Some shit you can't be told, you just have to do it. You gotta work on it. It don't matter, even if you, say before you go viral, you get the buzz, right? Bro, you ain't funny for real.

I'm telling you, you not. That's the thing. Like, you not, you ain't did nothing. It's different, nigga. It's different. It's different. Nigga, you too. It's different. It's different. It's different from doing club shows. Right. Theater. Comedy club.

Right. Arena. Arena. But it's like, a lot of motherfuckers can rock a club. They can rock arenas. What your arena set look like. Can you do it at the same level? Now you gotta rock these motherfuckin' 10,000 people like you've been rocking 300.

Talk your talk. Do you even have the timing for that? You even know how to utilize the stage. Yeah, what's your show look like? Right, what's your show? Stand there and talk. What is? What you look like?

You gotta do something. You find it, but you didn't give me no show. You thought that you just bein' a great writer and you gonna come it, but you ain't gave me no show. You thought that you just being a great writer and you gonna come out, but that ain't enough when it comes to this. You gotta be a performer. Performer, performance, grasping the people. Now, your shit work, you gotta find out where it works here.

How can you connect with all these people in this amount of time? Right. Cause you ain't even, you ain't, in this amount of time? Right. Cause you ain't even, just 10 minutes. Right. That's a long ass time when you got 10,000 people looking at your ass. I'm talking about, and they like this.

And the great part about you see majority of the people not laughing, first the people that laughing, but you hear everybody laughing, you like, but damn, why that nigga ain't full? You know what I mean? Let that first joke not work. That first one don't work is over with hey man nigga don't understand how powerful the intro is the intro is what sends you off to even get to where the fuck you need to go you don't want to

fight in the middle your intro got to be so banging that, bitch, you go on autopot. That's why it's like, it's like, it's like flying an airplane, right? The takeoff is probably the most nerve-wrecking to the pot. When he finally sets up, he hits a button where the airplane drives itself, but that's what comedians do. Bitch, you don't know if it's turbulence. Get in the way you need to go. You need to take off and make this shit as smooth as possible.

But you gotta make sure you ready for some turbulence. You gotta make sure you ready for some turbulence now, because the wind gonna blow. You gotta grab that motherfucking wind. Y'all bitches shut the fuck up back there. Hey man, this is my show. Y'all all that loud talking shit. Y'all got to play. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there.

I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there.

I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there.

I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. I'm back there. You like, y'all like this? Well, if you like this, then, you gon' like this, then. And now I'm opening up.

Like, you know as a comedian, bro, when we get into that bag, like when we get into a certain bag, it's a feeling that we all trying to reach every show. Like, we in a perfect act, where we know that as a professional, we know we gonna do good. But then there's some nights where it's like,

yeah, we was in the room. Like, we chase that every time we go on stage. We chase that, that, that feeling. You feel me? I might have done a great show, but we know there's something that we really didn't get a chance to tap into when we left the stage. We were like, why you like that shit? I'm like, well, I ain't even get a chance to put the roofwap, the bam on that bitch for real, for real.

Right. You feel me? I just perfected it enough where I know you're going to like it, but bitch, I ain't even have enough time to put the, put the little wammy that I've been working on. Cause I'm trying to see how y'all. I ain't even do my move. I ain't even do my move. I'm coming out like, left a, left a whistle on that bitch. Wait that, wait until the bar. I got some fun. But that shit, that be the love of the day.

I love this shit. Cause like even right now, like when we writing a new set, like I got to go on stage and do a whole new album. From the top to the bottom. So I'm back in that band. Long night, damn this shit feel like 2014 again. You feel me but it fun figure out what work, you feel what I'm saying?

Cause I ain't been in this bag so long. I've been doing it here and now, but it like, I ain't getting a chance to go to the workout rooms for so long. Cause you know, that's where you really get your bread and butter. You get your bread and butter from the workout room. I know, that's why I need to host so many.

I miss your room man. I used to love coming to the cat, you gonna come for the workout. I know that's why these dogs so many. Me show. I love coming to camp. You gonna come to camp. You gonna find a joke tonight. Like it was, it was perceiving like I got one tonight. Yes, I've been working on it. I've been trying to figure that she that and I got it. You can work on it.

They can't, they ain't gonna put you up for all of me. We'll go up here. Yeah. And he needs out here. Fuck me. I'm gonna call you up right now. They weren't serious, you could tell, cause they still there. Right, I was coming up like, man, I'm trying to...

I see them on tape. Man, I got my little pot in here, man. He better go... But anybody who ever did comedy, I'll tell you, it's like, it's a... It's another tier of comedians who just do this shit just cause it's fun. They're gonna wake up and go to work tomorrow and then hit the same spot tomorrow night

They got a spot to do every night. It's a hobby. It's a hard dude as a profession They like the free drinks in the wing. They like they like what co-women be able to talk shit. They like the access You're like a little comedian. They like they like a little The lifestyle a little lifestyle living. I'm like when I should I tell my mother They like that little lifestyle living. I'm like, man, that shit ain't talking about nothing. But they good. They like that point. They got good jobs.

And they do real shit. And they just go be with me. That's how you have a network as a comedian, bro. Because you'll have one partner who this nigga be the manager at the motherfucking rental car place. I can get you my family discount. Be up there telling jokes. Man, then you meet another motherfucker

who work for the Adeline. Now you got a man. Yeah, you meet another motherfucker who work for the airline now You got a bloody pants even being another motherfucker who could plug you into the The corporate side of their job and now they got you performing at the Christmas party for 750 right quick Like the network is where the money is crazy. Why about it? We bless As an actual occupation. I did have jobs when Why they didn't make a house party, bro on the steps On the motherfucking steps, yeah, it was his birthday party at his house Somebody wanted me to do a week Yeah, no

My partner was telling me about this one spot in Detroit Where this nigga used to throw a comedy show in his basement and he would pay comedians to come and perform in the basement. It was an OG in Detroit, bro. Long time ago, early. Like 2015, that nigga paid me to be his friend. You was telling me about that.

That nigga just paid you to come up there and kick it with him. He just paid me to come up there and kick it with him. He was an old school player, slick back, black trench coat. And he was like 30 niggas over 50. They looked like, man, they with them. All them niggas with them. Hey, let me introduce you to my friend.

Hey, this the young one, man. He the next fucking coming. I'm like, I just had to, I'm like, what the fuck am I? I'm on the rooftop of a lounge, bro, with 50 old niggas. Trish Colt in Detroit. I can't make this up. All them niggas was old niggas fuckers. 50 plus.

I think that's why all the comedians love that movie Janky Promoters. We done all dealt with a whole bunch of Janky ass promoters. Like, you do a show for a dope boy, that nigga pay you as soon as you get there. Buy you a whole bunch of junk ass promote like you do a show for a dope boy They can pay you soon as you get there buy you a whole bunch of shit And we're going to the mall man. Give whatever you want Show still going on There's be some good ones out there and some bad one it definitely do Come on shit. Keep driving. Could y'all get the adhesive stick, bro

I gotta get the adhesive stick That's it. I think I'm ready. She never time is it we've been on here talking shit Yeah, I gotta go see my children school 2 o'clock in the mother Oh, yeah, I'm on day Make sure you download the app we did channel 85 if you watch this on the app right now Talk some shit in the comments. Yeah, just click like share and subscribe Please Subscribe

We got a lot of things coming up for 2025 for the 85 South show facts you gonna drop an album this year what? Well, you know, I'm gonna sneak peek and do some shit on the air. I got some phone. I'm gonna do a lot of shit Yeah, that shit with the money going crazy right now. Yeah that shit with the money going crazy man. You know there's more music on the way y'all like. I really like to perform. It's not like I really love this shit. So y'all about to see me unleash a bag of just performance and just entertaining y'all bruh. We are the nigga entertainment. So we got to take advantage of this shit. So I'm going to entertain y'all whether you like it or not. Yeah I got some shit coming up to I'm working on something big right now. Come on, man. Can't wait. I'm one step closer

One more step. I'm just one more step. Come on step closer to where I was where I need to be Yeah, so The crazy part that they could just go on heading, you know what I'm saying? Right. We walk the band, but they want to do the dog and pony show. You know they want to do the hopscotch shit. But you get what I'm saying? It's like, bruh, if you fuck with me,

they're going, you know what I'm saying? Come on, man. Playing the hopscotch. The opportunity, bruh. You still got to make sure you go through the process so when you do get the shit, they can say that you- Went through the process. And you deserve it. I know the process so you when you do get the shit they can say that you went to the process and you deserve it I know the process but what it because it's gone the story not as good if they be like we picked him right We gave you this we knew you were perfect for right work for it something. I did made you consider

Come on believe I can do it't believe I can do it again? I can do it again. You know I can, cause that's what made you wanna fuck with me off the rep. Come on now. Stop acting like you don't wanna work with me. You got me in your face. Come on man. You really need-

Come on, I get off your computer, I'm gone. What you trying to see? How good I remember words? Come on man. That's all I be trying to say. Man, I'm a wordsmith. I'm a wordsmith. Come on.

What we doing? Throw something out. I can get something around with it right now don't worry right now tight cool see what I'm saying hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey don't act like I need to prove to you that I can be me because being me is what made you select me in the first place. What you think I'm now show up and not be me?

What you worried about my memory? I got to prove to you that I'm about to be me. I got to show you on me. When you want to see it. You saw me and said you'd be perfect for this. Right. And then you want to see me be me again. Right. Oh, you want to see me be me again, right? Oh you want to see me?

Let me see you be you and doing some other shit Well, you ain't believe I can do it in the first place So you want to see me do the shit that you came up with come on do it as me. Mm-hmm I'm already me I can do the shit you want me to do already You should have just told me to do it as me and then I wouldn't have to act like it What me that's all I'm saying, but if I would have did it as me you would have told me to act like it was somebody else Yeah, you ain't say that you say you're gonna act like it was somebody else you said be you But what if you need me just say that that's all I'm trying to tell you

stupid-ass That's crazy. Let's see. That's the game. That that's the game. That is the game. But now we in the game where we in the space where all we gotta do is just be us. But I'm gonna do it so good, the people who are watching it ain't even gonna see it as me. Right. It's just gonna be us that know it's me. That's all I'm trying to tell you. Because it was the plate that beat us in the first place.

But see, they don't wanna hire you. Right. But they want you to be yourself. Facts. They don't want you. They want you to be yourself. When you trying to be what they wanted you to be. Right. But really it's be me. Right. But not you. Right. You hear what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You can't be you, but I want you to be, be like us, but be like you. But be yourself. But be yourself. But don't be saying you can't be you but I want you to be Be like us but be like you but be yourself but be yourself Why don't you don't be you be yourself yourself? like us as you Don't be me no like me I want you to be like me

And you right, but as yourself as yourself do it as you do it do it, but as yourself. As yourself. Do it as yourself. Do it, do it, do it. But don't be you. You put your own twist on me. On you. On you. But not you. But not like that. Because we hiring yourself.

We hiring you. Yeah. Right. It sound crazy, but it make the most sense. Man, come on, gang. That's the type of mind games that we play with. And I can't get what you got to tell me. I'll be me.

Trying to be you, but I'm not going to be me, the me that you don't want. I'm going to be myself. Be yourself. And don't be like me. But be you. But not you. Because we need you to be you for us. Right.

As yourself. Cause I, that's what I came to do. It only makes sense. That's all I'm saying. We got a lot of shit to figure out though man. But we gonna figure it out. Hey, make sure you hit the website. Cause we got them $50.

We letting them go for the $50. We letting them go for the 50. $50. That's $25 per sleeve. We're letting them go for the 50. 50 dollars. That's 25 dollars per sleeve. 50 dollars. You probably bought it for 150, but now you can get it for 50 dollars. And the hoodie part is where the rest come in. And then we had to get a box.

You got a little weight, but spend your 50 dollars. Don't talk about the big people. I ain't talking about them because I just don't want to be disappointed. I think you go up to a 4x oh you can't be hell spin your fitted out loose but if you need bigger than a 4x just send us your size hoodie and we'll put a logo on it because you know why no they already got this this shit do fit tight gang I ain't saying that it won't fit. I'm just saying I don't want to be disappointed. Go up the sacks.

If you hit the 4X. You need a 5. You need a 5. And we damn well ain't got that. You probably need a 6. So it really go, if you 3X, we got you. 3X enough. But if you 3X, if you don't wear tight clothes.

But this a nigga out there who like, no, I'm a true 4X. The guy ain't do you. Bada, bada, bada, jet-bada, jet-bada, jet-bada, fit it up. And I'm going to make sure that we got some 4Xs because a lot of big dudes be like, man, that shit need to be a 4X. That's a big bag.

That's a big ass. I mean, I went to the store. I said, you got some 4Xs? They be like, no, we don't make 4X. We're going to have to go to that shit on Peachtree Industrial. If you look in the big and tall section, when you be in the mall, don't nobody be over there no way.

Be a bunch of big ass. It can be a bunch of big ass clothes. The funniest shit to look at at the big and tall section is the jeans. Right, you like them. Cause there's some motherfuckers who ain't tall, but they big. They got a weighty.

They be a regular size. They got my upper body, upper body part, but they got a. Motherfucker wears a 46, but the length be a 28. The short ass leg on a wide ass body. God damn. Nigga, you wearing them. 46, 28. 4628. 4628. Your shit look like a billboard. Niggas dog bro. Niggas wear 4628. I gotta take my kids to school bro. Hey man, you know what that means They'd find something

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