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And it's Friday!
Hopefully you're having a great holidays and you're enjoying your time off if you do have time off.
Today's show is about some of the best comedians we had up here right like when Bruce Bruce
stopped through or our favorite comedian Donnell Rawlings or Gerard Carmichael so
today's show is all about comedians and we'll get back to it in a little bit so
don't go anywhere happy holidays it's the Breakfast Club good morning
this is your time to get it off your chest? Wake up! Whether you're mad or blessed?
It's time to get up and get something.
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Hello, who's this?
This is Dee.
Hey, Dee, good morning.
Good morning, I need to talk to my fellow lesbian.
What's up, Dee?
How you doing, Dee?
Yes, how you doing?
Now, Charlotte, big brother almighty, what does the luxury size community do to you?
The who community?
The luxury size community, aka the big back.
Oh, luxury size.
I like that.
Oh, I love that too.
We was talking about what word should we use to describe people that are heavy-sweats.
Instead of big back.
I like luxury style. Our style is the luxury
because we choose food instead of drugs and building it.
But what we do to you?
Nothing! Listen, here's the thing. I didn't even know when
Jess hilarious was telling that story. I didn't even know
the woman was a part of the big back community.
I just said it sounded like big back behavior.
She is a luxury style sister
but here's the thing. I know more swim
chicks that gotids than us.
They don't discriminate.
Okay.
And then on top of that, he was paying her bills.
He was paying her bills?
Usually it's the other way around.
Usually it's the big back paying the bills.
He was paying the bills.
Listen, is big back really offensive though?
And I don't like luxury.
I love the luxury size.
I like luxury size.
We shouldn't book.
But luxury just means expensive, don't it?
Don't mean big.
Yeah, it's a luxury right now.
Food is expensive.
It's a luxury right now.
Yeah, luxury means bigger, usually.
Oh, yeah, in a sense.
In a sense, yep, luxury is big.
I like big.
I think big back is cute.
But come on, Uncle Charlie, you're a mental health advocate.
You can't put that narrative out there
like we just all bested, but that's not the case. Well, you're right.
But I just said in that case, it did sound like big back behavior.
And I was right.
So is it a stereotype if it's true?
I didn't know she was big.
They just don't like the term big back.
But see, but luxury means extravagant living.
It means opulence.
I like extravagant too.
Extravagant size.
It's not extravagant, it just means.
Oh my God.
All that sounds big though.
Luxurious, extravagant, premium? Oh my god. Oh that sounds big though. Look at your medium scrappy premium
Yeah, premium size and really all that sounds good. I'm gonna call them 93. I say
premium back
Hello, who's this? Yeah, what's your boy? Jay from PA Jay from PA morning PA. Hello. Yeah, what's up Jay? You guys?
Yeah, what's going on? Get it off your chest. All right, man
I just want to let everybody know especially the Get it off your chest. All right, man.
I just want to let everybody know,
especially the brothers out there,
especially us black men, man.
Go home, man.
Go home.
That overtime, it ain't worth it.
That money, it's not worth it.
You gotta go home.
I'm tired of this, bro.
What if you needed?
I just went through some trouble.
Huh?
What if you needed to keep the lights on at home?
Listen, listen, listen.
Charlie, man, you know, listen, family family more important than anything bro. I agree. I'm listening for a year straight
I was working doubles almost every day
I almost lost my family behind this bro, and she simply told me she's like yo, you just simply weren't there
Damn, that's more important than anything right now
Like I'm fighting right now to get my family back kids wife all that rolling
And I realized like yo that money ain't important like you know the kids miss they miss me being there. That's right
They ain't worried about that dollar bill the kids don't care about how much money I'm making they gonna remember that time
I spent with them. It's a light get cut off. They ain't gonna think about old daddy has the money for that
They go think yo dad was playing with the flashlight. oh, dad didn't have the money for that. They gonna think, yo, dad was playing with us with the flashlight. Go home, man.
But you're right.
You gotta make time for your family, absolutely, positively.
Family's the most important thing.
Yeah, like I'm fighting for it right now, you know what I'm saying?
And I can't blame it.
Like it's my fault I wasn't there.
But you know, you can't, and I don't wanna, you know, you're putting a lot on yourself,
but you know, as a father, you know,
the first thing that we think is we gotta protect
and provide, and provide means a lot,
and especially in this crazy world
where people have been losing their jobs,
things have been messed up,
so you just wanna make sure that you can pay for school,
you can pay for activities, you can pay for your house,
your car, and all those things,
so don't beat yourself up too much,
but definitely make time.
You're talking about activities, this brother right here,
he just wanna keep some food on the table and a roof over his head.
And sadly, sometimes that's all it is.
That seems like the bare minimum, but it's really not.
It's actually a whole lot, especially what you saying,
what you saying that you wanna spend more time
with your family, man.
So I think we gotta shift our mindset.
A lot of times we think just being able to provide food
and keep a roof over the head is the bare minimum.
It's not, that is a lot, a whole lot.
Not, that's right. Time is a lot. That's right.
A whole lot of it.
Not.
That's right.
Time is more important than anything.
I just switched up jobs.
I took a lower paying job.
I'm working third shift so I can be home with them all day.
I don't care about no money no more.
I respect that.
Only them.
I respect it.
I respect it, my brother.
Salute to you, man, and salute to being a stand-up man for your family, brother.
Absolutely.
Have a good one, brother.
Hey, can I get a book bro?
Yes, send my guy a book,
cause he don't got no money,
he don't have no extra money to buy another one.
Send him a book right now.
Jesus.
Eddie, get him on hold and get my guy's address
and send him a copy of Get Honest or Die Lying right now.
That's the least I can do for you brother.
I appreciate it bro.
Yes sir.
Have a good one man.
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Whether you're mad or blessed we want to hear from you on the breakfast club
We want to hear from you on the breakfast block. Hello, who's this?
Man, this is Anonymous from Savannah, Georgia, man.
Anonymous from Georgia.
You don't have to be anonymous.
You're on the radio, sir.
You can just change your name.
Whatever name you ever wanted to be, you could be right now.
Well, it's Anonymous.
Ha ha.
Ha ha, all right, Jamal.
All right, get it off your chest, man.
No, I don't want to get it off my chest, man.
I just want to tell everybody to be thankful, man.
That's a lot of people who are in the worst situation.
So just be thankful, man. And If you see somebody, just be polite.
But you know, you see I can hear the Geechee in your voice, right?
So you come from the same thing that I come from where your grandma told you man is a take you where money won't. That's right.
Yes, sir. But you know, you could have said your name. You didn't say anything crazy. You just said be thankful. Like is that?
Nah, I just wanted to be a nodder.
Okay. I always wanted to be a nodder. Okay.
I always wanted to be a nodder.
Everybody should be thankful man.
If people are here to warn us.
In the very worst situation.
That's right.
Hey, if you're back there, DJ.
Hello?
What's up Brandon? Get it off your chest.
Put your puddle over, back up.
Tell your man to be quiet for a second
Morning how y'all doing?
How you I've everything good so listen right? I wanted to get it off my chest that you know all my lady
Man, she go through my phone when I'm sleeping and then you know whenever I try to go through her phone when she sleeps
She's sleeping with her under pillow underneath her you know and um
when she sleeps, she's sleeping with her pillow underneath her, you know, and she'll wake up.
But the only way I could go through her phone.
Stop, why y'all don't trust each other?
How about that?
I don't wanna hear nothing else.
Why y'all don't trust each other?
That's so corny, y'all going through each other's phone.
Listen, listen, it's not even that.
You know, I don't do that.
You just said you'd do it.
You just said she'd go through your phone
and you'd go through her phone.
Yeah, but I do that because she'd do it, but I'm saying I don't just randomly say I'm gonna go through her phone because I will too.
Sir, have you cheated before I got caught cheating?
In the past.
Oh, there you go.
Has she got caught cheating?
No.
Is this your guilty conscience?
What'd you say, Jeff?
I said he trying to get even with her.
Man, knock it off.
He trying to get even with me?
Yo, Jeff, knock it off.
No, you knock it off, yo.
Stop going through her phone.
I just told you, she go through my phone when I'm asleep.
Yeah, so that means you do it too.
What's the tip of the hat for her?
He scared?
Because it's like, yo, listen, listen.
Why she can go through mine when I'm asleep
but I can't go through hers though?
You just scared she gonna get that poo-poo
to somebody else because you got a guilty conscience.
That's all I let her do.
Well, you gave her a reason to
because you got a guilty conscience. That's all that is. Well you gave her a reason to because you got caught cheating.
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It's DJ MV Jessalari, Charlamagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have a special guest in the building.
He has a Netflix special that's out right now.
You're familiar with the old written law. Love your friend and his unwritten companion. Hate your enemy. I'm challenging that.
If you simply say hello to those who greet you, do you expect a medal?
Any one of the mills in the center does that.
That's Donald Rollins ladies and gentlemen.
What I'm saying is grow up. Ladies and gentlemen Donald Rollins. Hi Donald. I love you. I love you too.
Why did you read the scripture you texted me the other day? Because you texted me Matthew 5 5. Read it out Charlamagne.
Happy are the mild tempered since they will inherit the earth. That's Matthew five five. Mm-hmm. Welcome
Welcome, how you feeling brother? I feel very mild
I'm gonna tell you this how mad I feel I've looked at the careers of a lot of people, right? Yeah, and some of those people that are super hot
Hmm that aren't that mild they're not doing the same thing that the mild performers
Are you talking about I don't use names. I'm not talking about anybody. I mean we could get
to it. I mean it's not. Listen I had a conversation with a very close friend of mine and they
said they knew what I was doing the breakfast club right and they said Don't do it. This
is what that person said. Don't do what? They don't do what you. I'm not used to seeing
you like this. They said don't do what they're gonna try to do. I know you always say don't do it.
And the reason why they said here's the thing you could say I'm giving light to
somebody that doesn't deserve light. I'm giving energy and pumping up something
that doesn't have to be pumped up. Now we could talk about the situation I see
that sinister nasty light skin look that you're having. You look very light. You look very light, you look very like, lighter than normal, son.
Damn!
Like you look like LaTisha, like light, light, light.
Like a white man.
And the thing is, I know it's your business as a fake journalist, as a media personality,
you have to get to the bottom of this.
You have to get to what people talk about in the streets.
I don't want to do that, but we can.
No, I want to talk about your special, Don.
Let's talk about my special.
And you will. Wait, wait, wait, what special? A new day. No what platform? Netflix. Not on a YouTube, not a
podcast. Continue. What's wrong with you doing a podcast? I'm just saying there's levels to this sh**.
There's apples and oranges. Alright. And that's what I'm playing with me today.
Can you put the chapel away? That's what we do. Are you still in fashion? I'm still in the top 10. That's what we call for
people to understand that and look for clits This is called in this business of it's called charting
Okay
Now there are a lot of shows on Netflix and here's when the world not just a podcast sees you when you chart
My special drop in the 27th the next day. It was charted at number two. Congrats now. No, no, no, no, no, let's talk about it
Let's talk about it. Don't try to congrats and go to the other s***.
I don't need that.
I just said congratulations.
I don't want your congratulations.
I want to talk about the facts.
I have a respectful question.
Before that, I have to answer his question first.
Yes.
The special dropped.
I didn't ask a question.
Right?
You were getting there.
Okay.
It charted number two.
Yes.
And it held on to number two for three days.
It went to number four for a couple days.
It went to number seven.
I'm not really sure even if it's charting right now, but to have a Netflix special to come
out as many programs as possible, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit,
and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to
be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's
going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show
that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and to have a show that's going to be a big hit, and'm not really sure even if it's charting right now, but to have a Netflix special to come out as many
programs that are on Netflix just to get recognized in the top 10, it's a big joint. It's a big
deal. And it's the reason why I support any comic that want to follow my lead and be mild.
You should do it. That's what I'm saying. And to address that, here's my thing. All
right, we'll see. I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it because I don't want
to be messing. Well don't. No, but I'm, no, no, I gotta say this. He ain't getting into it.
It's in your face. You sinister. I don't understand this. Your face should be like,
muahaha. That's the type of **** you are. I don't get this, Donnell. You've always been such a mild,
mannered comic. What is setting you off about this situation? The thing that's setting me up
about the situation is being called mild. And'm gonna tell you why it's the same
issue I had with you. For a person that I'm bringing you back in when I want to
I'm gonna pray for you dear father help this ****. Alright the point I'm making
what was the point of can you keep me on track Jess? What was the point I was making?
The point you were making why you don't like to be called a mile. The reason why and I said the issue I had with you and I said okay
keep on trying to create a narrative that he's not funny you don't understand. That is not true.
Let me say this let me talk to a comedian. You know the N word for us
not funny and corny as much success as you've had and not noted you've dealt
with naysayers
and everything and you could brush it off your numbers don't lie it's still
something personal about somebody saying it and you want to say you I know I'm
not and the reason why I'm gonna say that and I'll address this first off you
got to ask who's judging me who is saying you mile right that person is now
on a level of what I've done We talk about what your mouth saying resume if you know that level it's not even fair for you to
Make an assessment of what you think my career is because I could do I can do the resumes
And this is what I could do resident you can say oh, I know you saw scorpion balls. I know
I'm gonna deliver you so you know I'm saying it's like okay. Who's judging me and then when somebody's judging me
You make it a critique of me What are you doing?
What are you doing to your career?
But sit back trying to shit on the mother and I take offense to anybody say not funny cuz I know at the 30 years
That's not what the streets is saying. I've never said I'm not funny
That the sign of a narcissist yes always bringing it back to you. It's not about you. But but did you open me? Okay, this interview is me
That's right. Don't know a new day a new dawn and I'm feeling good
But you opened up for him that night right at Laugh Factory. What what? Oh, no, I didn't okay
I think it's very petty for comedians to try to be critics of
Comedians when you're in the same field
Nobody does that and I know the question is well, what's up with all this comedy beef or whatever and it's unfortunate
Question I had that question
There's an elephant in the room absolutely every other comedian that comes up here that question and I was gonna get
Feel about the comedy beef in the climate that it's in?
Let's take away a **** with a podcast who talks about everybody to get attention.
Let's...
It's a comedian...
Good question, Joe.
You know what comedy is in right now.
I'll answer this way.
It's two...
You got to do...
Like...
With the OG comics.
White comics, black comics, whatever.
The thing is, in our community, we feel like it only can be one black person on top at
one time.
Okay. Nobody wants to share the stage.
They feel like Hollywood picks this person but everybody can win.
Everybody wants to be Batman but it's going to be more Robbins than anything.
We're not supportive of each other.
We're very, very selfish.
Very competitive.
But not to point-
I'm talking to everybody though.
We see what you can.
I'm not talking to you, Denvy.
I'm talking to a comedian.
Do you want to do comedy?
No, sir.
You can start like we did. We can do open mics. No, sorry. I'm talking to a comedian. Do you want to do comedy? No, sir.
You can start like we did.
We can do open mics.
No, sir.
I know you have a platform.
No, sir.
You think you can do anything.
I said no, sir.
Do we interrupt car show promotions like this?
Sorry.
Imagine me interfering when you're talking about one of your car show.
I said sorry.
Continue.
Anyway, oh my goodness.
The question is, we're very, very, very, very hateful.
Yeah. And as bad as the climate has very, very, very, very hateful.
And as bad as the climate has been in comedy, this is the common denominator with everybody
that's been a subject, a discussion from Shae Shae interview, all these names that came
up.
The one thing that's common with everybody is that we all started from nothing.
There's not a story of anybody's name has going up that didn't come from one family house.
You know what I'm saying?
Nothing, everybody.
Everybody they talk about had a dream
and it turned their dream into reality.
So my thing, if you wanna be critical of that,
then use that same criticism and talk about the come up.
Talk about the people that have done it
and let people know that this is something
that you can focus on and you can do it. you can be good at it and you make it successful.
The only thing right now in our comedy community is that people are trying to sell controversy now.
Yeah. They don't want to sell jokes anymore because they know what moves the needle.
Every podcast platform I did a whole media run and everybody soon as I walked in they wanted to controversy. I heard so about that. Yeah, they want oh I heard this because they know
That our society we gravitate toward negativity drive on more than anything
That's why you look at news the news whatever New York news you look at it
Oh person was murdered in Brooklyn person was murdered in Bronx because we gravitate toward negative stuff
It's unfortunate where we ever get where we have these positive stories never because that don't move the Dow
So you got people out here trying to move a Dow with podcast wherever in a way
I'm trying to move a Dow is by what I'm doing. I don't have to talk about it. I'm not cocky about my Netflix special
I've been doing this for 32 years and anybody you know, you know my history anybody. You know my history
I put the work in so when you try to discredit that I'm gonna defend that
All right, we got more with Donnell Rawlings.
When we come back, it's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Yep, we're still kicking with Donnell Rawlings.
His special, A New Day is Out right now.
Can I ask you a real question?
No.
When you got into the mild disagreement.
I said no.
When you got into the mild disagreement,
why didn't you leave the first time?
Why you kept leaving and coming back and leaving and coming back and leaving and coming back?
First off, that day I closed three shows. My name called Went Up There destroyed the show, but also know that I had to make an announcement about my special.
And I wanted to say something that was real. So I had the crowd up here. I could have said good night. I took it down and I explained what this special was meant to me how it got here
And it was a very hard film if you listen to that video you could tell people's ride with me
Yeah, I didn't have to I ain't gotta get on standing all right
Yeah, I said I made my points and I knew I was gonna use this so I thought they was giving me the light
I'm like, I'm the last one. I would over my time not knowing that anybody else was on the show
That was closing. I thought I was closing
They were trying to get you off the stage with a headline. No, they wasn't. Well, you know Cory was headlining, right?
So you went off the stage. I knew it off my time. Yeah, so I'm leaving
Good night. Good night. And then they said we got one more guest coming up from the 30-30 podcast
Mm-hmm, or whatever number it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they said blah blah blah.
And I was like, Oh, I want to listen to this. Yeah. And the reason why I want to listen
to it, I had already wanted to talk to this guy. Why? I'm gonna tell you why. Because
I was fed up and like a lot of comedians fed up with the antics of why everything that
comes out your mouth has to be negative and sh** people. I want to have a conversation not just for me but for the comedy community.
Why is it that you always have to talk sh** about people and nobody asked you?
But why are you letting it bother you?
Because you know we've been in those rooms.
You know I've seen you in a small venue and I've seen you in huge venues.
I've seen David's.
Why did I let what bother me?
But why are you letting what he said bother you?
Because you know what it is.
You know you f*****. You don't know said bother you? Because you know what it is. You know you fucking know what it is.
You don't know I'm sensitive?
I'm sensitive.
Oh, okay.
And then even with you, you know, outside of being sensitive, this is a person that
always does this shit.
Like all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the same thing.
And the only way that you can actually ever get to him to talk to him is if you pop up
on him.
Because even in my experience, I mean, I'm talking about this person has talked about me
years and years and years,
tried to apologize through another comedian.
Nah, don't send me D-Ray to apologize to me.
I want you to apologize to me as a mother
because of the shit you said about my son.
Then I had to call you,
I'm talking about block my number out to call you,
and you answer the phone like, who dis?
You know what I'm saying?
And then you apologize.
And then I would have never made those comments about you had I knew you were a
comedian what that what that gotta do with me being he has on the phone and
then later and later stories it you get on that mic again on on on the show or
whatever on your podcast show which is like the only thing you have you know
what I'm saying and you talk about me again you talk about me you talk about so he cannot leave our
names and the names of the greats and the name of the people that he cannot
beat right on a Netflix on anything else in any other realm out of his mouth he
can't do that so that's all he has is that Mike and that door in that cold
corner right you know without anybody anybody being able to respond right
without having a pain of anybody and here's the thing, you know, without anybody being able to respond, without having the opinion of anybody.
And here's the thing, whether you know it or not,
it was so many comedians that called me
and said thank you.
And going back to your question is that,
you asked a question?
Yes, he asked a question earlier.
Back to your point is that,
I'm a good friend.
People want to say all this s***,
even with that, when I had a special special or Dave Chappelle put them on what you don't know is
Netflix had already agreed to do a special with me produced by Dave or not.
But so what what if Dave did put you on so what you his man?
No, what I'm saying is I'm working like answering like dumb questions, you know saying like okay
And this is what people don't understand. Yeah, and this is where the loyalty comes in.
Dave ain't just handing out specials. That's the point. The people that are very deserving of it.
That's the point I'm making but people don't understand that.
Any success somebody get with hard work whatever, they want to say you had to do so and so.
So you dismissing work ethics, you dismissing going hard, you dismissing God.
I don't think nobody is.
I just think you take it.
People see the blind.
I'm not saying you know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
But it just makes sense.
It's like if I wanted to do a podcast, right?
Why wouldn't I go to Charlamagne who has his own podcast, right?
That's my guy and he's gonna hopefully look out the best interest even when I was doing my book I call Charlamagne and say yo, these are the terms for the book. What do you think? He's done it before it
Okay, I have a question. Could you and Cory ever get on the same page?
I think him in just what is a different because what I need to get on talking about somebody's child is another thing
But I will say this he was for me. I respected him and Jeff's situation is different because talking about somebody's child is nothing. But could you?
I will say this, for me, I respected him.
Everybody don't agree with his style of comedy and I've said this to people before.
Again, I don't want to talk about it because here's the thing, I make a conversation.
It's been 17 minutes since you've been talking about it.
I know.
I know.
All right, because somebody told me not to do it.
You had a mild disagreement.
That's what it was. No, we didn't have a mild disagreement.
We had a mis-signal.
F*** them.
Have y'all spoke?
No, I don't really have a net.
But then you have to understand something too.
This man doesn't respect his own family.
Some point it's like there's no making up with a person like this.
There is no trying to understand, to sit down.
That type of person needs healing and therapy of his own.
And I think that's why I said a prayer earlier.
The thing is there is no reason to for me to do it
I've already started with limited contact. Yeah, always started with a mutual respect
But if you lose respect for me, I lose respect for you
And even when I say what I said on stage now one time did I berate him now one time?
Did I say anything bad about his comedy now one time to say anything about his family now one time?
I say anything bad about him.. Now one time I say anything about his family. Now one time I say anything bad about him.
I explained to what I.
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And I know that there's nobody going to believe that I'm a male comic.
There's nobody going to believe that I'm not.
So you think here's another lot of people that don't know what you're even talking about
right now.
That's what I'm saying.
Like you got this.
You have a great special called a new day.
It's on Netflix right now.
Make it a new day.
Now here's the thing.
Now make it a new station.
It wasn't cause this conversation wasn't specific to one's person.
It was a conversation about this industry and how people move and like
you said it's a new day, it's a new dawn, it's a new life for me and I'm feeling
good. Don Ayer Rawlins Netflix special is still charting on Netflix and I want to
say I appreciate this time. We appreciate you Don now. It was good to see you. It was very good to see you.
Congratulations. Thank you. It's always good to see you Don. It's always good to see you Don now. I want to say I appreciate this time. It was good to see you. It was great to see you. Thank you. It's always good to see you.
It's always good to see you Darnell. I want to say congratulations.
Thank you. That's crazy. I really appreciate you. I really appreciate you and your answer.
I support you. I want everybody to get along. You know what I'm saying? I want you and Cory
to make up. I want Cory and John to get on the same page.
Look, you can keep talking about Cory s*** and him. Cory don't have to say nothing about
Cory. You're the only enemy. Don't have a say in that one. You already know.
We ain't doing nothing.
Well, Donnell, we appreciate you for joining us.
It's a new dawn.
Donnell, make sure you check out his special.
It's a new life for me.
Alright, it's the Breakfast Club.
It's Donnell Rawlins.
Thank you.
Everybody, it's E, J, N, V,, Jess Hilarion, Charlamagne the Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
Yes indeed.
We have Jirard Call-Michael.
Welcome.
I'll be doing your voice in the shower.
Morning everybody, it's DJ...
Jirard thinks about you when he's naked.
Yeah, you know what, let's lean into all the gay s***. Like sometimes when I'm naked, I people come right after donkey today. Oh my God. Let me tell you something.
I was responding to you like Monique.
I was in my house just pacing around just being like, Lenard, Lenard, what would your
mother say about giving me?
No, let's talk about it.
I was in my house just pacing around just being like, Lennard, what would your mother say about giving me? No, let's
talk about that. So there's a couple things I want to make
clear about that. So, um,
Charlamagne gave you donkey today.
Gave me donkey today.
For what Charlamagne?
You reported on a, you played a clip of my stand up, but it
started at the punchline and it like completely erased the setup of it and I really don't like that. It made it seem like I
was talking like I'm into some type of race, sexual, slavery role-play with my
boyfriend which is untrue, it's so false and I expect that type of thing from TMZ
because they have no humanity, they don't care about the people that get hurt when
they report these sort of things but you're a friend so I really didn't like that
like I know you repeated it in the Neil interview I didn't like that that that
was very very unfair it was a joke but yeah but I need you to watch the show
anybody who watches the show is not what I said it's so false it's so untrue and
I don't like that because it's like no no, well we'll get into that later.
It's a joke about reading.
It has nothing to do with my boyfriend,
it has nothing, like the sex that we have,
it has nothing to do with sex.
It's something that like people have been reporting on
and I really, really don't like it.
It's about my boyfriend reading so much,
he makes me feel insecure about my level of reading.
And look, I get it.
It's something that people have been running with because,
one, because I have a white boyfriend so like people like try and
create some type of crazy story out of that like and it's a small group of
people really like I read all the tweets and it's like some gay black men and
some Ku Klux Klan members who don't like that I have a white boyfriend they
agree on that so congratulations you like the Klan and Dr. Umar and some people find some common ground on that but he's a human being
he deserves respect I deserve respect I don't appreciate things being
misreported or like said about him in that way it's completely false so I don't
like that I just want to make that clear that's that's not something I know you
were just reading the news but like you're a friend and I want you to like actually have nuance with these stories like people can get hurt
They're actually real lives at stake with the things that you say and look come after me. That's fine
But don't come after like my my boyfriend
I'm saying when that's in the headline and that's reported like and in misreport it like oh, oh, he's into race, slave play with his white boyfriend.
I don't like that headline,
because it's false, it's not true at all.
Now, on to Dave Chappelle.
No, I wanna stick to the joke though.
In context, the joke's still not a good joke.
Well, that's on you.
Look, I've been on professional community for a while.
I got some-
Because you're still saying you're a slave,
he's a slave master,
and the slave master's teaching the slave to read.
You know, listen,
I'm talking about my own personal insecurity
I'm an educated person. I'm usually the smartest person in the room. He reads so much
It makes me feel like oh do I even know how to read that joke works if I had a black boyfriend
My boyfriend were black that joke actually works better
I had a black boyfriend and you the slave and the white person is the slave
Listen if you are from North Carolina where you know, the first anti-literacy laws were created in North and South Carolina
Sure, sure sure If you were from North Carolina where you know the first anti-literacy laws were created in North and South Carolina
Sure, sure sure
But that's not my role as a comedian to start getting into like like literacy laws and stuff like that. You've completely lost it
I evoke provocative imagery sometimes in my jokes. Some people are very sensitive to that. That's your right
You don't have to laugh at that. You could like hear the word slavery and completely shut off. That's completely fine
But don't misconstrued what I said and and don't make it into something that it's not,
because that's where I start to get offended.
Yeah, I don't think we made it into something
that was misconstrued.
No, no, that, the statement,
oh, you said it multiple times on the show,
oh, he's into slave role play with his white boyfriend.
That's untrue.
I don't know if I said it like that.
I think I'm- You said it, Charlamagne,
that is not the joke.
The joke's about me reading.
The joke's about my insecurity
about not being as well read.
When I'd be in bed next to him and he's on his third-
Oh, I get what you're saying.
The joke is about, okay, I get it.
I get it.
When I'm in bed next to him
and he's on his third novel of the month,
I'd be watching breakfast club interviews
and I feel like, oh, I should read more.
That's what the joke is.
The joke has nothing to do with sex, has nothing to do with the type of sex that we have and that's just absolutely false
We're still not a good joke when you black and hey listen that's on you
They're so you you do stand up and you figure it out for me the crowds laugh. Whatever
I'll say this about if the crowd is majority white are they laughing with you or actually, you know, it's fine
I'm actually I'm actually shocked. It's like a pretty decent amount of black people coming out to see me
I really appreciate y'all for coming out. I want y'all to keep coming out too. I like I like the seeing it really
Especially black women are like in the crowd. They've been like talking to me
They seem invested in my life and it makes me feel really really special
So I I really like that and I appreciate that now
I want to move on to the Dave Chappelle portion of it because I've heard you comment on that too. I
Deeply regret ever saying anything about Dave Chappelle to the press
I want to say that I'm sorry for that because one I'm a huge Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle fan
I love Dave like I think he's brilliant
I think he's a bright light in a dying industry
I think he's more important now than ever before because like comedians are now just posting clips of them doing crowd work online
and calling it art. And it's not art.
Dave Chappelle is an artist. He's one of the few artists that we have.
And I care deeply about the work that he makes.
With that said, the criticism that I had had nothing to do with the morality of the joke,
had nothing to do with the ethics of the joke.
That's something that's also been misreported.
The criticism I had was that of a fan someone who
respects him so much that I want him to focus his genius on a wide range of
topics I think that like it started but it started being really really focused
on one thing well I'll say this look that's like saying that about the slave
job I'll say I'll say this I'm
Also a big fan of jay-z if jay-z made three albums about trans people I'd be like hey What's going on with Jack? But jay-z made three albums more than three albums about selling drugs
You don't label you just don't put him in that uh, you don't pigeonhole him with that
No, they jay-z. I mean listen, I would love to get to a jay-z argument. Jay-z was very personal very emotional
He always evolved.
444 was incredible because it showed growth and evolution
and something you've never seen before in rap.
And that's a thing with comedy too.
Comedy doesn't grow, comedy doesn't evolve.
It's kind of stunted like rap
and we just started getting real braggadocious,
antagonistic with the crowd and it can evolve.
And we need smart people like Dave,
like Chris Rock, like myself,
to actually evolve the art form,
because it is dying.
It's so, so important for people to go up
and do deep, personal stories,
or have a deep perspective about things going on
in the world, because it's not happening.
When you see it online, yeah, I know.
But listen, all I'm saying is, because I've talked about Dave a lot. I don't want to talk about Dave anymore. I
Honestly, I called him an eagle mania. I'm an eagle maniac. I'm here to talk about me
I have a show that I want to talk about
Yeah, yeah, I know they know it and I'll tell you honestly from now on any thoughts I have for Dave will be directed
In a phone call to Dave
I'll never do it again. I'll never I do apologize for that. I'm man enough to say that I bet is wrong
I don't I don't need it. I don't want the attention is going on way too long. Don't want it at all
I'm here to talk about me
Myself, so I'm a he said he was upset because he considered you guys friends and that you went off the rail without having a conversation.
Did you watch the show?
I texted you last night, did you watch the show?
You've been watching it?
Did you watch the next episode?
No, I watched the first three.
Oh, man, you're gonna love the next episode.
So respond to what he said,
because he considered you guys friends.
That is my friend, I said it.
During Don Quijote's day, I said I love you.
But he felt like he went off the rail.
Now, Envy, now, Envy.
No, because I want you to apologize to him,
but if you feel the way, I think that, Charlamagne,
you should apologize to him as well. I don't feel like I don't wanna apologize. Whoa, whoavy, now, Envy. No, because I want you to apologize to him, but if you feel the way, I think that, Charlamagne, you should apologize to him as well.
I don't feel like I want to apologize.
Whoa.
Okay.
That's not a diss.
Whoa.
All right, well, I'm taking my f***ing camera back.
I was not just about him.
You're a sincere person.
I'm joking.
Would you want me to give you one of these half-assed bulls*** industry?
I don't feel like I need to apologize.
I think I made myself clear.
I have no need for an apology.
Yeah, yeah.
If it hits me one day, I'm like, you know what, that was wrong.
But in the moment, I feel good.
All right, well, I'll wait for that
when I'm in the shower thinking about DJ Envy.
I know that, I know that's right.
All right, we got more with comedian
Gerard Carmichael when we come back,
so don't move, it's The Breakfast Club, good morning.
Morning, everybody, it's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious,
Charlamagne the guy, we are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking in with comedian Gerard Carmichael.
Now, you also talk about black women being super supportive when you first came out but
also being mad at you at the same time.
Oh, because I got a white boyfriend?
Yeah, you know, it's funny they they met my boyfriend they love him like my boyfriend
my boyfriend is actually he's so real.
That's part of reason like the any lie about him makes me upset because he's so he's so
real my homegirl every loves Mike Mike doesn't engage a small talk that's the
thing that I actually am trying to learn because like I can be my next book Oh
watch my talk sucks there we go you should you got to meet my boyfriend it
like he doesn't do it at all if you talk to him about the weather he'll just be
quiet and I'm trying to learn that way I'd be out in the world just lying to
people just like no good shirt just like I'd be out in the world just lying to people just like no good shirt
Just like I have a lot of good shirt conversations. It's all it's all I gotta stop doing that
I don't like that. How does he feel when you because you talk about your life with a reality show
How do you feel when you talk about your sex capades or even that your conversation with Tyler the creator?
How does it make him feel funny? Do you have conversations before? Yeah, he knows all of it
I mean, it's funny because I started shooting
the reality show and then our relationship began so he like he came
in at a time when I'm dealing with a lot of things and the show is just about me
like me trying to explore all these deep things about myself and being in therapy
trying to work through problems like I'm exposing it's the most vulnerable show
of all time. Yeah. You've like you've never seen a show more vulnerable than this
Did he make you more comfortable with that? He makes me more comfortable in life
I think I'm a better person because my boyfriend I feel so much calmer now
Like I'm a person that had a lot of anxiety and you could see it even in the first episode
You could see like it's me trying to get all my anxiety out
I think that's why the audience feels that way. They feel a little
awkward because that's that's how I felt. I think it transmutes into the art form.
I was somebody that was just like constantly scared, constantly nervous,
afraid of how I would be perceived, afraid of like, you know, like coming in masculine environments as a gay man, like just
terrified all the time. Afraid of the kind of sex I was having.
I was thinking about that,
because people have been talking about,
I put a foot in my mouth in the first episode.
People can call people, you know,
and I also want to set the record straight.
He was Guatemalan, people say his white toes.
He was Guatemalan, maybe that doesn't matter to some people.
But I was like, I toes a toe.
I've had to black feet my mouth too.
I was afraid of the type of sex I was having.
I thought it was dirty and so wrong.
And people, gay, straight, whatever,
have a lot of sexual shame.
They're afraid of things.
So I was doing things like on camera to liberate myself.
Like it was important for me to like eradicate that shame.
Like, oh, I put a foot in my mouth for y'all.
A lot of people don't think you're really gay though.
And they think that you just put the foot in
Your mouth to kind of prove that you gain. They were like if he was really gay
I mean, you know only fans coming soon, I guess
There's a lot of silly things there are people who get that news from Twitter
What did you mean how did you met through a mutual friend We met years ago in LA and then we started dating.
It's been a year and a half now.
So I wanted to ask you about you and Tyler because y'all are actually really friends.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Was that like for fun or did you really really have romantic feelings for Tyler?
Yeah I did.
I was in turmoil over that for a year and that's a hard thing to deal with.
Of course it's like I see people online talk about as awkward as cringe. Yeah, they have having feelings for your best friend
is very awkward, very, very cringe. I'm thankful that he did it because I've never seen a conversation
like that played out on television or in any space and I thought it was really, really
important. I've never like, I've never seen seen a black man express feelings for another black
man like that ever before. And I'm trying to make art that I wish I'd seen as a kid.
I'm trying to make things and put things out there that I needed. And so it was really
important. I thought it was a really important conversation. I'm so thankful to Tyler for
doing it because it's a heart.
Did his response hurt you? Because when he said he called you a stupid b**** you all laughed like he laughed about it did that really hurt your feelings or yeah it's just like oh because i
listen getting called a stupid b**** yeah but that's just he called me a stupid b**** i know but i call
my best friend a stupid b**** all the time yeah so i was in my feelings i was really hurt it was just
okay they best friends they cool but it really did hurt did you see what he said at Coachella yeah i
was watching it i stayed up late for that too. I made a sandwich.
I was up at three in the morning.
I thought it was funny.
How did you feel about that?
Like you stayed up late to watch Tyler.
I was on FaceTime with him.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
He's emotionally evolved.
I'm the one that's trying to catch up.
He's great.
He's one of the few.
He said you trying to, I bet y'all saw my best friend trying to f*** me on camera.
Yeah, but I thought it was funny.
I was like, yeah, that was funny.
What's your relationship now?
Y'all cool after the conversations?
Y'all still speaking?
Yeah, we're still talking.
We're still talking.
We're still talking. We're still talking. We're still talking. We're still talking. We're still talking. I bet y'all saw my best friend try to f*** me on camera. Yeah, I thought it was funny.
I was like, yeah, that was funny.
What's your relationship now? Y'all cool after the conversations?
Yeah, we cool. I mean, he's making jokes about it. We cool.
He seemed like a troll to us.
Yeah, he called me. We moved on. I have definitely moved on.
It was a very, very tough moment in my life.
And I have nothing but gratitude for him for doing that on camera.
It's wild, right? But it was hard off camera. That was a difficult thing to deal with off camera
Like it was a whole year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was on music soul child have crazy mode
To him during that year, like why do you called me a stupid Charlemagne? Did you watch the show?
Somebody you love and careful what I was
thinking of like well why would he let a whole year go by? Why would either one
of them let a whole year go? Well it's very easy so that's the thing it's very easy
for things to like just fall back into the elephant in the room like oh okay
we're not gonna talk about it we just go to breakfast like I have that same
relationship with my parents where it's like oh there are things that we don't
really want to talk about so we don't and we engage in small talk.
We talk about everything else and that's what the show was. The show was an excuse to have a difficult conversation that I'd otherwise be afraid to have.
How did your mom, how do you think black women in general will feel about you referring to your mother as a b****. Oh man, that's been, oh the family been, the family been having, they got a group chat without me.
I'm talking about that.
That was wild, Gerard.
You know, it's funny that I actually didn't consider that
like when I said it and maybe that's me being inconsiderate
and maybe there is some like latent hurt
that is coming out when I say that.
I actually wasn't saying it, I love my mother.
I have a deep respect for my mother.
I say it kind of casually, kind of gay,
like just on stage as in a public thing.
You said it like it's not your mom.
I say it just nonchalantly.
I call people bitches and n****s all the time.
Your mom?
Not your mother?
You know, listen.
You can call your dad a n****.
You can even call your dad a n**** with your mom.
But you ain't gonna get mad at Tyler for a year
because he said stupid b****. Exactly cuz he says it wasn't okay it
was the dismissal of the emotion yeah it wasn't just that it was that that was
all he said but no with my mom no that's something that we talked about I would
rather focus on the emotion behind it it's like it's easy to get hung up on I
actually get really really angry with my family when they start talking about
like you know my dad calls like I don't like, you know, my dad calls like,
I don't like that you call your mom a bitch.
I'm like, that's the worst thing we've done to my mother.
Like I think as a family, we've done worse.
So more so, why did you call her a bitch?
Or why am I hurt?
Yeah.
What's the cause of the hurt?
Like, you know, like I feel rejected by my creator.
That's a difficult thing to live with.
Like, you know, I'm not the only person
that's living with some issues
with their parents, with their mom,
or you just, you don't see eye to eye
and it makes you feel bad about yourself.
That's how I feel, and that's a really, really hard thing
to live with, and I'm trying to make art
and trying to make sense of all of it,
but it's really tough.
All right, we'll keep it locked.
We have more with comedian Gerard Carmichael.
When we come back, it's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning. Morning, everybody. It is DJ Envy Jess Hilarious Charlamagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club Jirard Carmichael Sue here Charlamagne
What would you say to people who would say your mom is homophobic?
But when I look at it, I say no, she's very religious. I think she's looking at it through the lens of religion
Yeah, yeah
And I think that at some point you have to think about how you got to the
place that you are.
I had a really good conversation with my mom about even her finding religion and needing
religion about the hurt, the disappointment in her life from her dad and from other people
in her life that led her to needing God as much as she does and depending on God
as much she does and we were having a really, really good conversation. Then my dad woke
up and interrupted. You know, you have to explore your life. You got to explore the
reasons why because you can hurt people. I know like people call it faith, whatever,
but they're human beings and like your opinion, my mother's opinion
of me matters so much.
What made you want to do it now?
Well because after I came out, I realized that there are other things I needed to come
out about.
I think everybody's in a closet about something and I was in a closet, it was more than just
being gay, it was about feelings that I have.
I was in a closet about sex
addiction or how I am as a friend or all these things like just like I was a
closeted person. I was holding everything inside and the show was an
outlet for me. I'm an artist and I use art as a means of expression and as a
means to heal and so I the show just felt like a natural. I was doing all
these shows. I was doing stand-up and stand-up started just felt like a natural I was doing all these shows I
was doing stand-up and stand-up started being kind of a form of therapy it was
like a reassociative therapy that would just go up and I would talk about a
problem that I have a deep personal problem that I have the response from
the audience started being better that's what I mean like people coming to the
shows they like like the heckles that I get as a comedian are so thoughtful like
no comedian gets like the thought like people turn into therapists in the
audience
I was like those heckles aren't real that part of the audience is no no, but people are smart
I believe that I believe that like Twitter isn't just the that's not what the world is like it on any of the hate it
Yeah, listen, sometimes I search your name to make me feel better about myself
No, but the heckles that I get are thoughtful responses because you open yourself up and people open themselves up I like they they respond in kind and and so I'm glad you're a good friend to your friends who are expressing themselves to you
I was how did you deal with the sex addiction sex addiction still?
He's dealing with it
You just be on Grindr before your boyfriend you was on grind
Just didn't it that was oh that was that had to be before your boyfriend
Right before my boyfriend and you know, but. And you know, sex is something else, man.
You gotta keep watching the show.
I had a good explanation, though.
You said because you waited so long to come out.
Yeah.
So now you feel like a 17-year-old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Making up for lost time.
Like, just like, yeah.
My emotional maturity level was a bit delayed. That's it's a
little embarrassing to admit but true. But even that I do think there are certain aspects of my
personality that I inherit from my father. I've been reading about that a lot just like being,
you know, you you learn how to be a man from your dad and and I learned he got mad he gonna get mad
because he gonna watch this like always throwing me under the bus but it's just true like it's something you
learn therapy like oh this is how you model yourself as a man and so we I
look to sex as a form of validation for my manly hood to make me feel like a
man. Yeah. What did this show do for you that therapy can't? Been using it as a
form of therapy because therapy is exploring yourself and exploring
your past but it's not necessarily confrontation.
I still needed a tool to be confident enough to have a conversation with my dad that I'd
be terrified having otherwise.
Like, you know, if I'm home in North Carolina, I'm just like, you know, smiling, being a
good son, being the son that they want me to be. And I'm not saying the real things,
asking the real questions.
When the camera's on, I become like a journalist
for my own life, like, no, no, no,
what's that shit you said in 98?
You know, I get real, real like,
but without the cameras, I'm afraid.
You do show how much of a shitty friend you are too.
Yeah, no, no.
What you did pool was foul.
I know, I know.
Can I tell you? You can't be a best man in a wedding and show up an hour late to the wedding.
It's not your wedding. And then compare it to Jury Duty. Why? You know, look,
weddings are hard because I'm a performer and so I look at weddings as a show.
Like, alright, what is this show that we're going to like but but I I love poo and you know
I actually got a head and we've been talking a lot
I hope they like the episode like he's a very sweet thoughtful friend and inspired me so much and so I know
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I was a bad friend.
Again, it's hard, like this show,
I'm like the villain in my own show.
I'm Eric Kane in my own show.
Like I'm like people are like,
because I'm exposing myself in a real way,
like some of the worst parts of myself.
I'm putting out there unedited, just like letting it let in the world see and judge and criticize
but I feel bad for that like I felt bad in that episode it's something I'm
deeply apologetic for I'm learning I'm still growing I'm learning to not be as
selfish sure that's a means of self-protection like I'm selfish because
I'm scared and I'm learning not be as afraid. Another thing you say on the show is being honest is cool until you have a reason to lie
Yeah, you say it's hard to tell the truth to people you love. Yeah, you're not feel that way
Do you not feel that way sometimes like like yeah, because the consequences are so hard
I heard him the snakes are the stakes are so high. I say that to my mom. I'm like like sometimes
I'm talking my mom
I'm like hey be careful what you say to me because I'll remember it for the rest of my life
Every word that she says it's so piercing. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
Is Gerard Carmichael an industry plant? Am I an industry plant?
I mean listen, I wish the Illuminati was real. I wish that I could be a plant. I had to sign up in a heartbeat
No, I actually
Unfortunately, I had to work hard to get where I am. I had to like like think and expose
I'm exposing so much of my life. I've worked very very hard to get where I am
But yeah, if I could have to get to the top
Cuz you want to do it
I'm saying as a joke
Like like like I thought the little rail was defending you on club, you know
You know the funny thing too?
If I may now I'm gonna sound like a rapper but a lot of these comedians who criticize
me is like, no no no, before I came out, coming out was the hardest thing I ever did in my
life.
I was afraid.
I also had multiple specials.
I had a sitcom on NBC that ran for three seasons.
I was getting other people's shows.
I was more successful than them straight. So then to pretend that like oh like he came
out like that's silly that's silly I don't even entertain that. I want to ask
could you just mention something you said that you had all of this great
stuff going on before you came out. Yeah. So do you feel like coming out as gay is
taking away the focus on everything you've done in your career? No.
Carmichael still exists streaming on Hulu. who I Google you what's gonna come up to the same way
You said if you Google Dave, it's all transgender stuff
Watch the show. I hope you watch the show like if you see the show you'll see the truth
You know, I'm confident in that like, you know, I think this like up top
I was just upset because something untrue was there I say enough true things to talk about
Like so I don't need any lies. I don't need any of that. But yeah, I'm making art about my life and I'm really
proud of it. I hope people watch the show. I think the show's funny.
Yeah, it's funny.
What kind of funny? Ha ha funny or like...
Man, y'all so straight. Y'all are so straight. So straight. Is this ha ha funny? Is this Paul's funny?
Like, Jesus Christ, you are so straight.
Congratulations.
Oh my God.
Everybody clap for the straight man.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Jerome Carl Michael, ladies and gentlemen.
Brought you a candle.
Yes, he did.
Thank you.
Thank you all very much.
Thank you very much.
You can check out the reality show Fridays on HBO Max.
Thank you brother for joining us.
Thanks for having me.
Thank you very much.
Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
Yes, you are a donkey.
The Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife.
Police arrested a Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.
Put the breakfast club, bitches.
Donkey of the day, when Shalom ain't a guy.
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
What is so funny? That's that devilish laugh.
What is so funny? You got a burning bush with Jesus?
No, no, no. No, I was laughing at something my son Carlos Miller posted. My guy Carlos
Miller. Listen, donkey today goes to a 20-year-old Florida man named Jeremy Lang. Now what does
your uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America
come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Now I'm gonna tell you right now we keep having all
these conversations about border security but I see stories like the one
I'm about to tell you and all I keep thinking is we building walls for the
wrong people. We need to build more walls okay finish the one at the border
because yes we need stronger border security but who gonna keep these
crazies from within away from us. Okay I'm looking at Jeremy Lang and I'm saying I need a wall built internally here in America
to keep us away from them. Who is them? Them is the crazies. Okay see he's a young man so I can
grace only 20 years old but then I see what he's accused of and it just reinforces to me that this
new era we are in because of social media just has completely completely made people lose sight of what reality is. Hell, if you 20 you probably don't
know what reality is. You never experienced it. You grew up in an era of social media
and YouTube and nothing, I repeat nothing, will make you out of touch with reality
like those platforms. Now Jeremy wanted to steal from Jesus, okay? Why Jesus? What a
place where people worship, okay? Jesus. and that place is a church. Yes Jeremy was arrested last week for
burglarizing a church and police say he's probably linked to six more. What
type of table you get in hell for that? Okay I should get you in the VIP section of
Club Satan with bottle service but Jeremy was arrested for burglarizing the
church. Let's go to ABC3 for the report please. Police say 20 year old Jeremy
Lang is responsible for at least seven burglaries over church. Let's go to ABC3 for the report, please. Police say 20-year-old Jeremy Lange is responsible
for at least seven burglaries over a two-and-a-half-week span.
Surveillance footage we obtained from Pastor Clifton Riley
at Bethel AME Church shows the suspect break several windows
before eventually climbing in last Friday night.
The pastor tells me he spent less than five minutes inside
and left with nothing.
Authorities say Lange was spotted Monday night
wearing the same clothes from the surveillance days prior. He was found carrying
burglary tools, marijuana, and a stolen firearm. And PPD says Jeremy Lang
provided a false name to them at the time of his arrest. He is charged with
one of the burglaries at this church. Other charges are pending from the six
other churches that he's burglarized. PPD did not identify the items that he's accused of stealing.
I definitely could just give him Don Quijote a day for that you know I'm
saying because you know you stole from the church. God definitely got something
for this jackass but that's between him and his creator but the reason I'm
giving them Don Quijote a day is not only because he stole from all those churches
but police searched his cell phone and in his cell phone
He had internet searches like and I quote
How to cut shirt into a mask
Jesus where do church keep money?
These are actual quotes do churches have
Safes, let me tell you how you spelled safes
SAFE apostrophe apostrophe S churches have safes. Let me tell you how you spelled safes. S-A-F-E-A-P-S-A-F-E-A-P-S.
This is the one that got me. He Googled events where you raise money in Pensacola.
He was going after all the sweet licks. This man was going to rob people who were actually doing great things in the community. Events where you raise money in Pensacola.
I had to Google for myself events where you raise money in Pensacola because I had to
see what Jeremy saw.
I wanted to see what Jeremy saw.
Okay, would you like to hear some of the events this heathen was plotting on?
Yes.
Fourth annual Brunch Fest.
Purple Paint Party.
That's the second annual charity event.
The Fall Paul Palooza.
A pedadoc-
Charity event.
Together for tomorrow event.
Fourth annual Mission 22 Show and Shine.
Ends for a purpose.
28th annual CCA Pensacola banquet in auction hot work
hits cancer Pensacola East Hill and Northwest bro you deserve to be under
the jail what are you talking about you know it's under the jail what's the hell
okay you was gonna take money from people raising money for cancer you was
gonna take money from people who were encouraging people to adopt pets.
I keep telling y'all, segregation wasn't a bad concept.
It was just poorly executed.
Should have been based on behavior, not race,
because I don't want people like Jeremy
eating in the same establishment I'm eating in.
I don't want people like Jeremy
going to the same schools as my kids,
and I damn sure don't wanna go to the same church
as Jeremy because he's just in there staking the place out. I need to see what human evolution looks
like for people like Jeremy. He's 20 but he thinks he can just Google search how
to commit a crime against the church. How to commit crimes against the community.
He literally searched for how to cut shirt into a mask. Where do church keep
money? He was plotting on robbing a pet adoption and charity event
i don't know if anything man made i don't know if anything man is created can rehabilitate
this human i think even god would have to admit some of the product he created is just effective
please give jeremy lang the biggest he are
me Lang the biggest he are horrible what you looking at okay let's play a game of yes what race is I give me good clues Jeremy Lang 20 years old from Pensacola
Florida robbed about five to six churches and he googled how to cut shirt into a mask.
Where do church keep money? DJ Envy, guess what? Races!
White.
Okay, not mad at that guess.
See, if he was black he'd have the Poosh Ice D mask already so he wouldn't need to cut
a mask into it so. Good. That's what I'm going with. That's what I'm not mad at that. See if he was black he'd have the Poosh-Ice-D mask already so he wouldn't need to cut a mask into it so.
Good.
That's what I'm going with.
That's what I'm going with.
So good use of context.
Lauren LaRosa, Jeremy Lang, 20 years old, of Pensacola, Florida, robbed about 5 to 6
churches, googled things like do churches have safes and used an apostrophe in safes.
Guess what?
Races!
I hate to do this to us.
Uh oh.
Us. What do you mean? I think he black
Hey, I hate it I just I think he watched a little bit of like too much of first Sunday. Mm-hmm
Yeah, I think he's what I hate that though, but I think he's one of us posture fiat
DJ envy Lauren La Rosa, I want you both to know that you are absolutely positively
wrong.
Both of us are wrong?
Yes, both of y'all are wrong.
Jeremy Lang is not white.
Jeremy Lang is not black.
Jeremy Lang is n***a.
How do you think he was going to get away with that hair like that?
Like you would see that going to get away with that hair like that?
Like you would see that hair a mile away.
I don't care if you wrap your face with a t-shirt, a sweatshirt.
You can see that hair sticking out.
I'm convinced after seeing that, that M Word did it for the mixtape.
He needed content for his mixtape.
Damn.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Okay.
Look at him.
Prostitutes gave it away.
This man looks suspicious in any neighborhood.
He does. I don't care what neighborhood he's in This man looks suspicious in any neighborhood. I
Don't care what neighborhood he's in. He looks suspicious black neighborhoods white neighborhoods. This man will get the police called on him
All the wrong stuff
Mugs I'm
Not get out of here
Coming straight to the path. You gotta be a different type of dumb to try to rob the people of God Jesus All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today
the breakfast club
Everybody is DJ envy Jess hilarious Charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club
We got a special guest in the building the legend Bruce Bruce. What's cracking baby? Welcome. How you feeling? Everything's good. Everything is good
Yeah, this is the first time Bruce Bruce. What's cracking baby? Welcome, how you feeling? Everything's good man. Everything is good?
Yeah.
This is the first time Bruce Bruce has been on the show.
Yeah.
And I wanna, you know, sometimes when somebody comes
for the first time, I wanna start from the beginning.
Right? Okay.
Now I know your story, cause I've been studying you,
I've been following you, but for people that don't know,
how did Bruce Bruce get into comedy?
And I want you to explain your job before comedy.
Well, you know, I used to be a chef, I can cook like a mug.
And you know, everywhere I go, I used to be a chef, I can cook like a mug and you know everywhere I go I used to
always be funny. So I hired this guy one time, I was running a barbecue restaurant, old guy and he said he used to watch me in the kitchen when I first
start, when he first started he's watching me, he said you need to go, you need to go on stage.
And I ain't paying him attention, he said I'm gonna bring you something tomorrow. He brought me this album, you know back in the day he had an album.
He was a comedian, but he was ex-navy
He was alcoholic. He's an oyster time on his job. You need to go on stage know what I did
I quit cuz I had a family I was young man had three kids and
Man, I went and start working for Frito late potato chips selling potato chips and the whole time
I'm selling potato chips and on doc. I'm just funny
Acting crazy so good old white dudes. Oh, you know, you need to go on stage. I see you here every morning
You know, I got to go study you front. I look comedians every Friday or not, you know
And he goes there and when I took that step man
It was I knew that's why I should have been my hole in Thailand what made me take that step
I was going through a divorce and my ex wife said you'd never make it. Why'd she tell you that?
So I just looked at and say I see you on TV
Okay, you know what I'm saying and it's been gone that I've been doing in that 35 years
Now you also mentioned that you are only child only child your father left at the age of five. Yeah, he's four or five
He was in Air Force and he was a medic in Air Force and he was uh, he flew choppers and airplanes and when he
When he got out he was an anesthesiologist
Now was it important to mend that relationship
before he passed or did you?
Yeah, I did, I did.
Why?
My mother said, I just wanted to know.
I remember him and my mother said,
what you looking for him for?
You know, cause they be mad,
but my mother really ran him off.
You know what I mean?
She was just, she ran him off and she was a monster, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Did your dad tell you that?
No, I just saw it.
I saw it, you know what I mean? I'm like, man, this dude is cool. He was really cool, you know
Cool he was really cool, you know, but she like I don't want it You know everything he tried to do she just knocked it down like nothing, but she was listening to her girlfriends
That's why I try to tell all these young girls don't listen to no woman. They got no man
That's right. You understand I'm saying if you got a woman if you got a girlfriend you got a husband
She not true to husband but a woman they don't have a man she can't tell you nothing
But he I mean he just left and he never ever called us ever and my mother didn't even know she was divorced
He did a non contested divorce because my mother just worked come home never went anywhere
So when she said I think I'm going to get a divorce
I'm she would to do it so you already divorced you know I could tell so you put it in the newspaper for 30 days
You know answer the that BAM you divorce
I did not he was already gone. He was he was going. He was gone man. I got married three more times
I found it when I was like 40 years old so he knew who you were
He knew exactly who I was he knew exactly what look like no my son look like him though
My baby boy looks just like him, but it's funny how I dip over you know I'm saying
But I met with him and we talked and we stayed in touch
And he ended up passing away about 17 years ago. My mother passed away 14 years
Wow, yeah, you and your mom ever have to talk. Did you ever have to say to my mom? It was you?
Yeah, she said, you know, I was wrong. She's hiding cares. I had a boyfriend
You know my mom fool right see parents don't tell you they try to tell you do the right thing
But they'll do the wrong thing in front of you. know I'm saying those old do she's go with named David, you know had platform shoe with taps on remember platform
He had taps on platform shoes. He come up the steps
Hi your mama doing they did he'll tell me hey come in let me give you a few dog go now
I didn't get your coke. Oh, you know something like that. I know
Gonna get us from tail, you know
He gets it gets to a table. I run right out the house, you know, I know what he's gonna do. He's finna get us some tail. You know He gets it gets to a table. I run right out the house, you know, I know what he's gonna do
I want no food, you know say but he was cool. He was cool to me treated me very nice
And but she had this one boyfriend. She's crazy
But I don't know what's up with women with this one dude that they like and he ain't nothing
Mm-hmm. I mean man, he wasn't nothing man. He mom's mind man. He was he was married she didn't
know he was married. He's over there every day. Every day. Yeah yeah yeah. God is a good God.
You know how to joke with me. Yeah God is a good God. And let me tell you what happened when I was in high school.
Four of us used to hang together and we saw him in his truck and my buddy said man that
girl your mama boyfriend with your mom. I said no. I that girl, your mama boyfriend, what's your mom?
I said, no.
I said, that's my mom's boyfriend, but that's not my mom.
It was another lady.
So I got out the car, looked at him and said,
hey, you know I see you, right?
He's, oh hey, how you doing?
Played it out.
Come on to my mom's house.
I told my mother, I seen him with another woman.
He looked me dead in the eye.
He said, that was not, he did not see me.
And my mother believed it.
The reason she believed it, because I didn't like him
so she just kind of figured I made up a story about him and
She let it go but it took her girlfriend of hers to see him say so that dude with another woman
You know I'm saying they took her to tell me she dated him like 16 years, man
Hey, and I don't take my mother. I don't want to get married. I don't want to be okay
You don't want to get married but these dudes already married so you can't marry this dude
Hey when she found out she was like she was toe-up. Yeah
I heard and you said your uncle Paul inspired you as far as comedy cuz he was the funny person, you know
Oh, man, he was funny. Okay, he tell a lie. Everybody got to have him with this lie. Every lie he did
With his life, but he was one of the best bakers in the world.
He practically raised Gladys Knight back in the day and they used to call him the sweetbread
man and Gladys Knight knew him.
His name was Paul Henson Jr. and he went by the sweetbread man because he was the baker
of in Atlanta, Georgia.
He was the man and he talked about Gladys all the time, but Gladys and I was really
raised on the same street. The street was Chestnut Street. They changed it to James P. Brawley.
I was on 415. She was on like 785 something like that just right up the street like two
blocks up. Did you know her? No, no. I was a little kid but she lived out with her first
husband you know what I'm saying but Gladys is a girl. Wow. How were you able to translate
your funny to actually make a career of it but somebody like Uncle Paul who was funny couldn't?
I don't know. My Uncle Paul was just scared to go on stage. He was scared. See black people back in the day had the skill to do everything but they were scared to do it. They had so much fear.
So like young kids now they do it. They were like I don't care. I'll do it. So I just took it and ran with him. My Uncle was one of the best bakers in the world He wouldn't get bakers from France and Italy, you know from England and he beat him all out
You know me then he went to he had a cheesecake that he made
it was one of the best cheesecakes in the world and he tricked him out of it and
Didn't have sense enough to get a lawyer and everything gave him like $10,000. They clapping. He was all happy when he's gonna dress
Yeah, when he could have got a hundred million, you know what I'm saying, but just didn't have the sense and the knowledge to do that at the time
Oh, you know I wanted to know as a child was Bruce Bruce big as a child
No, man was little bit east call me little Bruce man. I think I didn't get fat till I got married
I don't know why I got married. Oh my god. I wouldn't eat it man
I'm just little bit of dude just running around just messing with everybody was a little bitty kid, man
But when I got married I got fat, you know, that's what happened to us as black man
We get complacent that we get complacent with jobs. We get a job and it'd be let's just say German motors
We make a little money. Oh man, that's a good job. I don't care nothing about a good job
It's about getting that they're getting it cuz it's more than that and getting a good job. Hmm
I like that question mother
What you mean? I like the question. Yes
The child
But no, I was a little kid look little cute joker man, messing with everybody
and you know we seen the loose focus and that's what happened. You lose focus you start eating
crazy but now I'm back at it man I'm 62 years old man. Wow. All right we got more with Bruce
Bruce when we come back don't move it's the Breakfast Club good morning. Good morning we
are the Breakfast Club comedian Bruce Bruce is still here. Show me now out of deaf comedy jam
Showtime at the Apollo and comic view which one had the most impact on you comic view deaf jam first
Mm-hmm deaf jam was the starting come on that we got to give it to Russell Simmons
I mean big up for him deaf jams good
But when I did comic you see comic you started out as coast to coast
I don't know if y'all remember that mm-hmm
they used to come out to your city
and come to a club and film you and then take it back.
And DL was the host and he's like,
look, went all the way down to Atlanta
at a club called the Comedy Act Theater
and we seen this guy Bruce Bruce and then show me.
And I did the Coastal Code when they first started.
But I never forget the year that I host.
It was probably the best year for me
that I have ever experienced in my life.
They went from 10 million viewers
to 20 million viewers when I host.
And it was great for me.
It was good.
I made some money.
They gave me money for wardrobe.
That's why I dressed in all them suits
because I thought I was a pimp.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought I was a straight up pimp.
Why do you help so many comedians?
Comedians talk about that you've helped
so many comedians in their career, in their life.
What gives you the energy?
Because a lot of people be like, I ain't helping them because he might get bigger than me.
But you talked about so many comedians.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
But so many helped me.
I'll never forget when I first, when I was in the comedy act theater in Atlanta and John
Witherspoon came to Atlanta and he looked at me and he say, you got it.
He said, you really got it.
He say, I like you.
So he started telling me what to do and what not to do.
And he helped me, took me up on this wing.
Rinaldo Ray did the same thing.
He helped me on BET when he was my co-host.
People don't realize that Rinaldo Ray
was a college professor before he started doing comedy.
He was extremely smart.
He would tell me sometimes, he said,
turn your body to the right a little bit
when you tell that joke
It'll work better. No, I'm like, how's that gonna work better and it worked better
And then the last other Mohicans who really told me say you won't have to find her and they will find you
His name was Paul. My alleged Paul Mooney. He told me that Ronnie Winfield. Yeah, I'm running with him
Mm-hmm. Yeah, my man took him. He said a lot of these jokers don't like you
Just cause you're funny. He said keep being funny. You're gonna be alright. Just call me do shows with him
You know, you know back in the day man. Somebody say man, we got a show paying 300 dollars
I'm like, let's go, you know these new kids now you say man, I got a show for you. How much they paying?
Hold it player. Hold it. You ain't been seen walking by TV much less on TV
Mmm, so what is you talking about? How much they paying if I tell you about a show? I'm
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You think social media helped to hurt comedy?
Oh, it helped it.
Charlamagne, I wish I had social media 35 years ago.
The only thing we had was go in this city early, do radio, try to do TV to get people
in there.
Social media is a platform that really helped a lot of young
Comedians now now veteran comedians like myself they get pissed because all the new young comedians are coming up faster
I've been doing comedy for 25 years 30 years and he even do a comedy with three months
I'll tell them like this if you can't beat them, join them and they're winning
So you might as well fall in the footsteps they are winning but that's
why them young comedians feel like that's why they asking how much right
because they follow them so yeah but then the only thing about it Charlamagne is
when they do get booked only thing they got to say is what they did on social
media that's right you got to bring out more than that that's right you know you
got that seven minutes you got oh it's fine but what about this other 20 minutes
they need you to do?
You can tell when a person is bombing
because they start talking real positive.
You know we need to take care of these kids man.
You know, hey man, support these women man.
Hey man, these women need your support,
they need your respect.
They bombing like hell.
They trying to get positive.
That's a pretty part of a comedy show.
You know what it is?
I like to see somebody try to dig themselves
out of a hole when they bomb.
Oh my God.
If you see me laughing really hard,
it's probably because you up there stinking in it.
I remember seeing you,
because I watch you guys all the time,
I remember seeing you on Ridiculousness, right?
Chanel West Coast, you made her so mad.
You was coming, you say,
I never seen you on anything.
I never seen you rap with,
I rap with Snoop, she got,
they went to commercial.
I think it happened twice, am I right went to commercial She was but do she rap oh yeah, yeah, I think she did okay, okay, but I didn't know it
But I looked at you and I'm like, oh my god, she's pissed. She got pissed. She moved that hair back
commercial commercial and she came back she was more calm. Yeah, we're back here
Commercial commercial and she came back she was more calm. Yeah, we're back here
Trying to read up his turn off. He's I never seen you on that. I never seen you snoop I never seen you too short. I never see she was pissed. I
Laughed so hard today. That was so good. How big of a deal is it now for a comedian to have a special?
Does it even matter? Well, let me you know, it's funny you said that man. Oh specials are good
I just got signed for Netflix special
Okay, and the reason the reason I just took it
I won't go do I was gonna do it myself like
Fimit make them buy you know I'm saying but they offered it to me. We're gonna do it
I'm gonna do it I think around August so just shoot in Atlanta. No, no, no, no, no, we're gonna go somewhere
I want to go somewhere somebody think I'm a superstar
superstar. You know what I'm saying? In Atlanta? No, I'm just average. What's up, Bruce? What's happening, man? You see me in the gross, what's up, Bruce? What's happening? But I go somewhere like Chicago or Texas. Oh my God!
That's where I want to go. In Atlanta, it's my city. I love it. I still live there and I had a place in LA for like 30
years. LA is just LA. You pay, they make you pay for the weather. You know what I mean? Everything is just so high. It's just
ridiculous. It is. I've got a couple more questions.
There's a stigma about black comedians wearing dresses
to be funny, having to wear a dress to get to that next
level, what's your thoughts on that?
Well you know, I'm gonna be honest with you man,
I did, it's funny you said that.
I did a TV show that I taped one time, never came out,
it's called Bruce Bruce Bounty Hunters.
I was a bounty hunter, I played a bounty hunter,
I played a preacher called Reverend Get Money, it was Reverend Get Money and I played a mother named Mother Marshall which was crazy but
Mother Marshall was a real lady in my church that I mimic. I copied off her and I also played a
I did it in Indianapolis and I did not feel comfortable in that dress. You know what I'm saying?
At all and some people could do it, some people,
if it worked for you, you do it. Flip Wilson did it when he did Geraldine. You know, cause
Flip Wilson's show was a variety show which I love because it wasn't a black show, it
was a show for everybody and that's what people got to understand. But if they want to dress
up in a dress, do your thing. You know, but that's not my thing. Tyler Perry made it big.
He's one of the best. But to me, I love Tyler Perry, but Joe is funnier than Tyler Perry made it big he he's one of the best but to me I love Tyler Perry
But Joe is funny than Tyler Perry then my deal. Well when he plays Joe
He plays Joe Joe is funny. Yep, Joe have oxygen tank. Yep, and smokey weed
Coughing and I say thank you Jesus
So when he plays Joe Joe is the funniest dude. That's just me. I love my deal.
I think we had a lot with Joe too.
Yeah, I love my deal.
But Joe.
Joe's funny, dude.
Oh my God, Joe is funny.
And see, back then when we used to see people
in their dresses, I even see like,
when they used to do men on film on the Living Color,
it was just funny.
Like, I never thought nothing of it.
Men on film was a thing.
Remember when they talked about Moby Dick?
Moby Dick, that gets two snaps and a kiss and a roundabout.
You remember the twist? Yeah. The twist, yeah.
Why do you have to say your name twice?
Because my mommy used to call me twice. My mama said if I call you the third time I'm going to kill you.
So my mom said if I call you three times you're gonna die today and my mother was a little
woman about 140.
I mean she was just loving and knew how to make her way out of no way.
Most mothers do.
That's why it's always good when you do get successful and you start making money, make
sure you take care of your mom.
And one thing you got to realize, it don't take much like you think it does.
People think like, well I got to do that.
No, your mom don't want that much. She just want to make sure she's okay, she's comfortable and she got a little money.
My mother, the last 20 years of her life, I made sure she was straight. Didn't pay no bills, nothing. But it didn't take much. But then when your family members found out about it, they started trying to use you too.
You know, my mom going through something, well, that's your mother. this one is mine
Well there you have it is Bruce Bruce We've been trying to get Bruce Bruce up here for a minute man
You know I've always just respected you as a comedy legend man. You're an icon so salute to you Bruce Bruce
Thank you for coming. It's Bruce Bruce. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club
Breakfast Club Charlamagne the God the Adrian's Morning Show at Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne the God, and it's time for Pasta Ox. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go yeah DJ come spin that comes in big Naila what's up guys happy holidays
happy holidays I'm so sad it's our last day I really love coming in here it's
the last past the aux of the new year y'all have to be very intentional with
your words oh I'm so sorry yes this is the last pass the aux of the new year of the
2024 Felice Nevada like the drones just gonna start shooting and dropping bombs
and it's our last day what No, no, no, no
Don't even speak that over here. That's what I just told you. I know but you just made it worse. You made a diabolical
Okay, anyway, it's the holidays. What are we even talking about? Yeah. I was just saying is not a bell jingle
Everybody can't have the same optimism as you
Okay, every time you walk in there she thinks she can do something that she can't oh
Okay, every time you walk in there she thinks she can do something that she can't oh
You try to reach your brother fridge, it's cool. Yeah, right
What are you lighting fire for say you gotta burn sage you need to be burning sage because the energy
Well, all right, I want to get into this artist named DC the Don. I actually just interviewed him on my podcast.
We need to talk and I really loved his energy.
So make sure you guys check that out.
But my favorite record off of his tape called rebirth is
called fly enough to be Virgil.
Okay.
Okay.
I like that.
He said a false prophet tried to tell him it's about the money.
He said what forget that I got purpose.
I like that.
Yeah, he's the money he said what forget that I got purpose I like that yeah when you when you doing stuff that is creative or you know you doing
stuff that you you actually want to impact people as soon as you start
talking money God leaves the room I believe that yeah he's young too young
and wise so shout out to DC don't give me the lion. It's towards the West Coast, but not the West Coast,
like an Arizona, Indiana type of.
I was hoping it was DC, but no.
Why are you hoping it's D?
Oh, LOL.
Okay, all right, next we got.
Milwaukee, you said?
Oh, Milwaukee.
I asked you for Milwaukee.
Shout out to Milwaukee.
All right, next we got Ratatat
by Denzel Curry and 03Greedo.
So that's the flip on the King line.
Flip it to the O.
Got it dropped.
Oh god, I love that.
Sound like it.
Yeah, it does sound like it.
Even the flow.
I didn't keep that actually until you said that, but yeah it does.
Okay, so yes, Denzel Curry, 03 Greedo.
Next we're gonna get into our R&B bag.
Jaquees and Dej Lowe I think are gonna come back and give us another joint mixtape, but
the single that they dropped so far is called just another love song.
I like that.
How long has it been since matter in the club?
Man, it's been at least...
You know you're on the radio, Lauren?
What?
She talking to you like y'all just talking one on one.
Oh, sorry.
It was my intrusive thought of like I was remembering that time and when that...
It was a great era.
...the matter been in the club.
Yeah.
Even when it played now, it's still lit.
So it doesn't feel like they haven't made music together in a while. They they just a good duo. I feel like it's almost been like ten years, too
That's crazy how much that song take you back. Yes good time. That's why I'm excited for the tape
I'm glad they're both getting back active again, especially for the days cuz I haven't heard from her
And Dave doesn't put out music in a long time. Those are some good bops you picked this morning. I got one more
Okay, this is my last one. This is from an artist named Sailor. She's been going viral.
She's this Asian girl, but she sings. She in the Navy? What? Which Navy?
It's got to do with anything. I would have never guessed she was Asian. Her voice is
beautiful. I know. It's great, but that's why the internet is like googling and
gagging over it. I've never heard an Asian sing ever. Yeah. Not that I think about it. Well, shout out to
Sailor. I'm super excited to see where she takes her career because her video went viral. Now
everybody's trying to hop on the bandwagon. She's dope too. Her aesthetic is fine. Aesthetic is
dope. She wears like these black grills. It's like anime. Yeah, it's kind of anime-ish but someone told me
that it's like normal in their culture. Where black girls? They have like black
they pink their teeth black but I'm not sure why. So y'all got a problem with
blackface but not black teeth. Y'all ain't consistent. Y'all not consistent. Naila give me your instagrams and stuff.
Yes make sure you guys follow me on the gram at NYLA SYMONEEE.
If you guys like the music you heard,
all you gotta do is click the link in bio
and all of it will be right there.
And then also shout out to SZA
because I know she dropped the deluxe today.
I just wasn't able to cover it
because I don't have the songs.
What?
You've been giving real Newport 100 energy
all this little second.
I know, real black and mild.
I'm confused. You don't chant the black either. Why you saying that to Naila? I'm talking to you. Give a real Newport 100 energy all this little sec. I know no real black and mild
You don't chant the black even why you saying that denial?
A jingle a bell somewhere happy holidays
DJ MB's coming up next with the people's choice mix even though he's not really here, but I'm sure he left something.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Hi everybody, it's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious,
Charlamagne the Guy, we are the Breakfast Club.
All right, well you got a positive note?
I do, man.
The positive note comes from late great Colin Powell.
I love this because I lived this
and I want everybody to apply this to their life.
If you are going to achieve
excellence in big things you develop the habit in little matters.
Listen to what I just said if you're going to achieve excellence in big things you develop the habit in little matters. You got to be excellent with the so-called little things before you can be excellent with the so-called big things because excellence is not an
exception. It is a prevailing attitude. Have a blessed day.
things, because excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude. Have a blessed day.
Breakfast Club, bitches!
You want to finish or y'all done?
People my people, what's up?
This is Quetzlove.
Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Quetzlove Supreme.
Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but you know, I don't
want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far.
I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Shecter, Billy Porter, and so
many more.
Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance.
You gotta check them out.
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And we are the Black Fat Film Podcast.
A podcast where all the intersections of identity
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Ooh, chat, this year we have had some of our favorite people
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Ooh, I know that's right.
Hey, y'all.
Nimmini here.
I'm the host of a brand new history podcast
for kids and families called Historical Records.
Executive produced by Questlove, the Story Pirates,
and John Glickman, Historical Records
brings history to life through hip hop.
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Each episode is about a different inspiring figure
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a 15 year old girl in Alabama
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did the same thing.
Check it.
And if you came with me, did you know, did you know
I wouldn't give up my seat?
Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Goldman.
Get the kids in your life excited about history
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