The Breakfast Club - The breakfast Club Best Of Episode(Ali Siddiq Interview, Good Times Cast Interview, Jess Fix My Mess, Who Do You Prefer a Massage from Topic)

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:00:16 What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts
Starting point is 00:01:25 that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, the Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We'll see you next time. I'm a lovable ass. Or you're a clown. Yo, I'm loving that energy up there right now. Sometimes you gotta pop out from the show today. Now let's begin. Wake up, wake up. With your ass.
Starting point is 00:03:53 This is your time to get it off your chest. J-O, J-O, J-O. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Jason from Canada. Oh, Jason. I listen to you Jason from Canada. Oh, Jason. I listen to you guys every morning. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Do you have an owl tattoo on you anywhere? He definitely does. No. No, I don't. Okay. I just wanted to call and say, yeah, we listen to you guys in Canada also. We were on in Toronto for a little while, but Drake got us taken off. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:04:20 No way. I don't know if that's true, but if that's not a story, then they just took us off. Yeah. Well, discuss that some other time. Hello, who's this?. No way. I don't know if that's true, but if it's not a story, then they just took us off. Yeah. Well, discuss that some other time. Hello, who's this? This is Derek. What up, though? Derek, what up, though?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Detroit, get it off your chest. I want to get a couple things off my chest, but I want to be brief with you. One, why is it the conversations we have nowadays have to have the pause and different stuff to indicate you're not saying something? To me I think that's quite ridiculous Like are we that sensitive to where you can't say something without having to say the ridiculous pause, no cap and all that? Like baby, we do it too much in the world. Yeah, sometimes it is very much annoying. But you grow, you can do what you want to do. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:05:05 You ain't got to follow the trends. Absolutely. Without a doubt. And I'm always doing it, but at the same time, it's just annoying to hear. Even when y'all say certain things or people, y'all guests or invites say certain things and just pause. Like, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:05:21 You make the conversation more unrelatable when you pause. I'm like, what did he... What just happened? Don't we pause the phone? That's why I think you should just say that was gay. Instead of saying pause, you should say that was gay. Yeah, or anything, you know, just be relatable, man.
Starting point is 00:05:38 You know, girls keep on following these young people. Trades need to stop. No, no, no. How old are you? I'm 42. Okay, I was born in 1978. I'm no, no. You know, we need to do this. No, no, no. How old are you? I'm 42. Okay. I was born in 1978. I'm 45. Pause is our era, sir.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yes, it is. We started that pause. Pause, pause. That was Cameron and them back in the day, day, day, day. Long time ago. Absolutely. Long, long time ago. You know that.
Starting point is 00:05:56 But, sir, I understand. Well, not just that. When I say follow a young people, yeah, I thank you. I appreciate you. But not just that, but also with the fact Of some of the other stuff we do in Craig That's just one thing Okay, that may be our era But it's a lot of stuff we do
Starting point is 00:06:11 You know, the crazy, dragging it out That sounds crazy You know what I'm saying? When people say it's crazy and they drag it out That's crazy That's not our era though That was our era too, bro. He just made it.
Starting point is 00:06:27 That wasn't our era, man. You ain't never heard people dragging the words crazy out like that. It's crazy. What are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Maybe you're right on that one. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Good morning, guys. This is Brian, man. Peace and blessings, man. Peace. Yeah, who's this? Yo, good morning, guys. I'm Brian, man. Peace and blessings, man. Peace. Yeah, I mean it, man. Get it off your chest. Yo, man. Listen, man.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I was stuck in the elevator for a whole hour, man. And the main thing to me, man, is to really wake up earlier, man, because I felt like my life was over, man. I made so much promises to God in this elevator, man. Yo, I went to my mother, man. I was like, I want to wish this on my was over, man. I made so much promises to God in this elevator, man. Yo, look at my mother, man. I want to wish her some of my worst enemies, man. No windows, no escape. I'm thinking about Bruce Willis.
Starting point is 00:07:12 And Die Hard. I'm thinking, I'm pressing the buttons. I'm kicking, I'm trying to punch codes. I'm doing everything. I'm like, you know what, let me pick. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. I had a little reception, but not too much. I was playing Marvin Sapp. what? Let me pick. Yo, I ain't going to lie. I had a little reception, but not too much. I was playing Marvin Sapp.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Never would have made it. Dang. Oh, my God. Where were you? The only reason why I got out, the only reason why I got out, because the Spams dude, he kept pressing the button downstairs, and he kept kicking the door, and then all of a sudden it opened, but it was a half of the floor, and then it popped up,
Starting point is 00:07:41 and then I got out. But I'm just telling everybody right now, man, I don't know if I think I'm going to get elevated in the'm just telling everybody right now, man, I don't know if I think I'm going to get elevated again. You think it's a lawsuit? I don't know if it's a lawsuit, but I wouldn't wish that
Starting point is 00:07:49 on my worst enemy because I got a daughter who has a very unhealthy fear of elevators. Oh, it's like the walls are closing in. Like, you just feel like everything...
Starting point is 00:07:57 I feel like I was in one of those Titanic submarines, man. But that's the whole of the story. But anyway, but look. We're in the Bronx of Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Bronx of Brooklyn. You know it's the Bronx, bro. Of course it's the Bronx. You story. But anyway, look. We're in the Bronx of Brooklyn. Bronx of Brooklyn. You know it's the Bronx, bro. Of course it's the Bronx. You know. Come on, man. Everything broken in the Bronx. Damn. Everything's crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Have a blessed day. I'm glad that you got out of that situation. Absolutely. I'm telling you, my eight-year-old is definitely afraid of elevators. I don't know what she watched that she saw somebody get stuck on an elevator, but Lord have mercy. She don't mess with them elevators. She do not like elevators at
Starting point is 00:08:25 all in no way, shape, or form. Hello, who's this? How you doing? B from Brooklyn. What's up, brother? Get it off your chest. Good morning, everybody. Peace, B. I want to thank Charlamagne for those. You ain't give them to me, but I read your books.
Starting point is 00:08:42 And they got me through a lot, man. You're one funny girl. Thank you, brother. I got a new book called Get Honest or Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks. Yeah. I got my lady on top of that already. I'll order balls and ovals. I just have her pick them up for me.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Thank you, King. He said, I ain't locked up no more. I was reading while I was in jail. Psych, psych. No, I'm still going to I'm still going to I'm still going to I'm still going to
Starting point is 00:09:05 I'm still going to I'm still going to I'm still going to I'm still going to I'm still going to But I want to Get off my chest My daughter's birthday
Starting point is 00:09:09 Was Tuesday My baby moms Would not let me see her That is crazy I'm sorry for you bro Yeah I'm sorry about that I don't know why They do that man
Starting point is 00:09:17 They got to understand It's over You got to let it go I was listening to Neon Just in that Co-parenting Co-parenting thing I did
Starting point is 00:09:24 I'm like damn I wish I didn't get like that. Yeah, you can. It's probably going to take some work, but you could get there. Trust me. All right. Have a good day, fellas. Thank you, King. You too.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need the vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed.
Starting point is 00:09:49 You better have the same energy. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Yo, this is Tone, man. Good morning, good morning, good morning. What's up, Tone? Get off your chest. Yo, listen, I want to talk to Charlie. I'm right here, brother. What's happening? Hey, bro, you always say that Donald Trump is the biggest threat to our democracy, right?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Uh-huh. And I kind of feel like our democracy is already gone, bro. Like, I don't think America has a democracy when you sit and think about it, man. They created all these laws to limit us on things we can say, things we can do. Like, we no longer in a, like a, whatever that word is, kind of country, bro. This ain't a democracy country no more, bro. Well, I know, I can understand why you feel like that as a black man in America.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I can understand why any minority feels like that. But I tell you what, whatever democracy we had, you let him get in office, even that's going to be gone. I'm not the biggest Donald Trump fan. I definitely ain't no Biden fan. I thought every black person that went down there and voted for that man was crazy as hell. I don't like neither one of them.
Starting point is 00:11:00 If anything, he's only made destroyers. Your phone breaking up, brother. Yeah, it's on the phone. Well, yeah, the reality is both of them trash, but that's all made it to destroy us. Your phone breaking up, brother. Yeah, his phone is down. Well, yeah, the reality is both of them trash, but that's all we got on the menu come November. I mean, you got third-party options, but you know. Yeah, no. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:11:15 Hi, my name is Kayla. Hey, Kayla, get it off your chest, mama. Good morning. Hi. He's Kayla. Yo, I'm shaking right now. I didn't think you guys were going to answer. Oh, I was going to tell you to put a sweater on if you were shaking. What's up, Kayla? Yo, I'm shaking right now. I didn't think you guys were going to answer. Oh, I was going to tell you to put a sweater on if you were shaking.
Starting point is 00:11:26 What's up, Kayla? Yo. Hi. Hello. What's up? Nothing. I don't know. I just called just to see.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I'm sitting in the parking lot about to go to work, and I just called. Where you work at, Kayla? Where you work at? What you do for a living? I'm a CNA. Hey. It's a nurse. She's a nurse.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Oh, a nurse. Okay. Certified nurse My first feedback to work I just had a baby Congratulations What you had? Thank you
Starting point is 00:11:51 I had a girl Oh Beautiful I got four of those Really? I'm wishing for one of those Aren't you late? Don't you got to be at work
Starting point is 00:11:59 At six o'clock? No I start at seven Seventy three Oh you early Oh she early Early early Unlike us Well we appreciate Your service Kayla We appreciate all you do No, I started at 7, 7 to 3. Oh, you're early. Oh, she early. She early, early. Unlike us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Well, we appreciate your service, Kayla. We appreciate all you do as a nurse, man. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my God. Ah, you guys made my day. You made ours. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Have a good one, Kayla. You too. Yes, I respect anybody who cares enough to call us before they go to work. Yeah. And appreciates what we do. Thank you, Kayla. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:12:30 If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. We are The Breakfast Club. We got some special legends in the building. Man, come on now. This is a special one right here. Legends of the building. Of course, the cast of Good Times. 50 years of Good Times. We got Michael Thelma and JJ.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Well, first of all, Ralph Carter, Bernadette Staines, and Jimmy Walker. That's right. Good morning, guys. How y'all feeling? Good morning, Breakfast Club. 50 years of Good Times. Wow. I know.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Wow. Wow. And we're still going strong. Yeah. Did y'all know Good Times was going to make the mark that it made? Well, I didn't. Had no idea. No well i didn't had no idea no we didn't but we're very grateful it did yeah well from the beginning let's start how how
Starting point is 00:13:10 did it come about how did good times come about how did you guys audition and how did it make because during that time there wasn't too many of us on television so how did it come about well and he is black you know when you say that i don't know y'all know i can tell he is black, you know Well, it started with me being in a beauty pageant, you know and from there there was a manager watching me in the beauty pageant and gave my mother a card to say they're looking for a teenager to be in this show and meet Norman Lear at CBS. So we went up there.
Starting point is 00:13:53 But there were thousands of girls when I opened the door. So I mean, but that's how it started with me. You was a teenager on Good Times? Yeah. How old were you? 18. Oh, okay. I was about to say.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Lord have mercy. yeah all right okay you're still beautiful thank you absolutely so and then um you know after a couple of months i thought i didn't get it you know because i didn't hear back from them and um then i did get the call my mom got the call that i was thelma and so they flew me out to california that's how it happened for me wow what. What about you, Mr. Carter? By the time I began to work with Norman Lear, I had been in my sixth Broadway play by that time. During my journey with Miss Jane Murray and also Pat Kirkland. These are two wonderful women who I auditioned for when I went there.
Starting point is 00:14:38 However, I literally had the job before I got the job. My contract was bought from The Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry. We did the adapt version of the musical play. By that time, I had won the Tony Award nomination that year in 74. However, as a result of that, Norman would consistently, he came more than twice to see my work and flew my mother and I out to the state of California. I, you know, I was reluctant because they always said, it never rains in California. And I was excited. It rained for three months when I got there.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Right then and there, any illusions about Hollywood were always neutralized as far as I'm concerned. So I'm very grateful to have not only worked with and still love Jimmyimmy walker and bernadette but we give respect to the spirit of miss esterol and to johnny brown who played bookman to helen martin who played weeping wander these are wonderful people that helped us along the way of course to mr ben powers as well. Albert Reed, who played the older man. These are the people who accentuated what we did.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Of course, we're working with the wonderful Debbie Allen and the work that she contributed to our production. So we thank you. What about you, Mr. Walker? I'm just a hardcore stand-up. That's it. That's all I do. I'm just a stand-up to the core. So I went to a comedy store.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I'm doing shows. I go back to bed at like three o'clock in the morning get a call jd joe she says where are you i said in my bed sleeping she says well you belong across the street we're doing rehearsals i said rehearsal for what she says there's a show called good times you signed on to the show i had signed on to it at the improv leave them yeah i because i didn't believe him because he's a liar so i was just a verbal contract no they had a contract kenny the drunk who was a lawyer was at the bar i said kenny is this any good he said yeah i think so sign it i'll send
Starting point is 00:16:39 it back for you and i thought i said kenny's drunk he's not going to say said Kenny's drunk he's not gonna say he's alive he's not gonna send it so then he sent it back so I was on the show so I go to the rehearsal and there's a whole bunch of people there at the rehearsal because I didn't even know we had a script because they said this script downstairs I said I'm going back to bed because I'm not going downstairs to get a script cuz they're lying I don't have time but you did I saw when I got the script and i'm reading the script and i said the guy next to me like you normally i said man this sucks what is this i said i he said we're gonna do a tv show i said really i said you're a liar it's not gonna happen this is terrible from then on we did the show and i was always throwing stuff in and people got upset so when did you stop thinking people was lying? Never. I think it now.
Starting point is 00:17:26 People, I mean, agents are liars. They're all liars. No, very few people, people want to be bigger than what they are. And the big people, you never meet them. They're in the big glass tower upstairs on the 90th floor. So, you know, even if like like, Bernadette will tell you, even if I meet a girl, I say, give me your number.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I know she's lying because she's not going to give you the number. And then with the horrible things with the cell phones, they don't answer. You text them. You email them. They just, they sit in their room
Starting point is 00:17:59 and they sit with their girlfriends and they start laughing. They go, this moron i met at walmart he asked for my number i was busy i gave him my number because i know i'm never going to talk to my answer is emails ever again lucky this week once in a while somebody will come through, but very, very rarely. And the girl will be nice. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast post run high is all about
Starting point is 00:18:47 it's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories their journeys and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together you know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout well that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.
Starting point is 00:19:47 I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong?
Starting point is 00:20:02 No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we
Starting point is 00:21:01 get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best
Starting point is 00:21:16 and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates
Starting point is 00:21:36 and John Glickman called Historical Records. It's a family-friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right. A podcast for all ages. One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th. I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out. Hey, y'all. Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called
Starting point is 00:22:02 Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. I'm Madison Packer, a pro hockey veteran going on my 10th season in New York.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And I'm Anya Packer, a former pro hockey player and now a full Madison Packer stan. Anya and I met through hockey, and now we're married and moms to two awesome toddlers, ages two and four. And on our new podcast, Moms Who Puck, we're opening up about the chaos of our daily lives between the juggle of being athletes, raising children, and all the messiness in between. We're also turning to fellow athletes and beyond to learn about their parenthood journeys and collect valuable advice, like FIFA World Cup winner Ashlyn Harris. I wish my village would have prepared me for
Starting point is 00:23:39 how hard motherhood was going to be. And Peloton instructor and Ratchet Mom Club founder, Kirsten Ferguson. And I remember going in there a hot mess. Listen to Moms Who Puck on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. And some girls will go,
Starting point is 00:24:03 some girls will go, and I learned this from a friend of mine who happens to be a girl and she said a very interesting thing she said you know if you want to get rid of a guy and he asked you to go out say you know like if if she's a girl i asked you to go out i say hey jess you know why don't we you know go to uh go to the four caesars and have dinner that's what they do why don't we go to the Four Caesars and have dinner? That's what they do. They go, are you serious? Really?
Starting point is 00:24:34 But you're not lucky this week. No, I wasn't lucky yet. But it was a girl that showed promise. Oh, she answered. She answered, and I was like, really? Sometimes you're so stunned. And then one called you. One did call back. I was stunned.
Starting point is 00:24:50 How many times do you give your number out to these women? All the time. I'm available. Anybody, but see, and I've said to girls, hey, let's go on a cruise together. And they just go. What age are these women that you're having? They go to the town and join a cruise, man. they just go. What age are these women at your house today? They just go.
Starting point is 00:25:09 What age are they? They're adults. Yeah. They're adults. They just start laughing. They don't say yes or no. No, they just start laughing. They just go. All right, we got more with the cast of Good Times.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Ralph Carter, Bernadette Stannis, and Jimmy Walker. When we come back, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Just Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking in with the cast of Good Times on this Flashback Friday.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Ralph Carter, Bernadette Stannis, and Jimmy Walker. Charlamagne? How do y'all feel about the Good Times cartoon on Netflix? Well, that's Bernadette's thing. She'll tell you. How do you feel, Ms. Bernadette? Because they keep calling it a reboot, but that's not a... No, that's not it at all. No, that's not it at all. I think that our audience missed something. You know, they missed what happened to us. It's always they want the completion of it. It never really happened so far.
Starting point is 00:26:05 My thing about the animation was this, that, you know, I know that Jimmy Walker came to them and he presented a cartoon about five years before this, before this one. And it was it was the really the the all of us the way we are in an, and we have our same voices and everything like that. They didn't bite that. But later on came up with, they're going to do an animation. And I remember my manager called them and said, well, what are they going to, are we going to be in it or not? So the way they described the animation to us was this. It was going to be a modern day, you you know progression of what everything is going to be for the good times family you know fine but they asked jimmy and i to do a tiny little part but it sounded
Starting point is 00:26:52 okay you know we didn't see the scripts so jimmy did the part i did a little part my character's name is peaches you know she's like a project lady that's whatever but when the trailer came out we saw it and everybody was like no you know you don't have a crack baby in somebody in the mother's arms you don't do that so and i remember having an interview with the singer gill strap jim gill strap and he was saying you know there are some lyrics that they took out so i said what were the lyrics and he said well you know they say roaches roaming the hallway and the landlord lives on the other side of town or something like that he said that they took it out because 50 years ago now
Starting point is 00:27:32 they thought that that would be offensive to black people okay but 50 years later you have two roaches singing in the shower they're singing the song They're singing the song, Good Time. So I'm like, this is not it. I haven't watched it. Mr. Carty? I actually was quite disappointed with the actors who took the time to sign on to that project. These are actors and artists and comedians that I really had a high regard for.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I won't use the past tense with them right now, but I'm disappointed at the fact that they did that. When I did take a quick review of this particular rubbish that I saw, I was contacted by some media outlets from my point of view, but I refused to dignify it with a response. And I'm just pretty much disappointed with the artist who signed on to it.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Y'all don't like the Good Times reboot. To say that? Yes. It's crazy. 50 years of good times. I'm shocked nobody did a documentary or some type of reunion show. Y'all didn't get approached about none of that? No.
Starting point is 00:28:32 The anthology that I did write, it wouldn't be a product commercially right now, again, because of the losses that we had. But we did have a movie that we were going to we're going to put together And we had all the characters It just didn't They are now ancestors So we have to This is Brett Miller Who works with Norman And that's the guy
Starting point is 00:28:54 Who kind of Kind of gaboshed us Yeah And that was it I mean that's the way Because when I took it around Everybody I talked to says Well do you own the rights?
Starting point is 00:29:03 And we go No And they said Well Nothing we can do for you. And these are all friends of mine. So that's the way it was. I just think that they didn't want us involved and they achieved their goal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Well, we love y'all. All right, guys. We celebrate y'all. Yes. Our fans really kept writing us and telling us how much they loved us and they didn't like the animation. You know, they respect us in so many different ways.
Starting point is 00:29:28 So we still got our satisfaction out of it, you know? Absolutely. And when the people don't like it, watch out. That's right.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Well, we appreciate you guys for joining us. 50 years of good times. The lyrics to the theme song. Y'all all know that, right? No, I don't know it. I think Ralph knows it. Keeping your head above water
Starting point is 00:29:45 making a wave when you can temporary layoffs good times easy credit riffle good time scratching in surviving good time good times hanging in a child line no oh it's hanging in the child that's how i interpret it i have the written lyrics yes it is was hanging in and jiving Yes it is Hanging in and jiving You have two versions Hanging in and jiving Hanging in and jiving But also I have on document In my archive Hanging in the child line
Starting point is 00:30:11 Isn't that something? So they have They said it that way so long They have both versions of it However it really caught on The way that the wonderful Jeanne Dubois wrote the soundtrack For Moving On Up for the Jeffersons
Starting point is 00:30:24 Jeanne Dubois is the writer for Moving On Up for the Jeffersons. Jeanne Dubois is the writer and the musician and the vocalist that sings that song. So that in itself, when you deal with theme songs, and when we were coming on, y'all were gracious enough to play it for us. So it was a nice way to walk into your sound studio, and we thank you. So the mystery continues continues we still don't know if it's hanging in the chat line it's hanging in and jiving yeah that's what it is bernie dead not gonna have this going on for a while
Starting point is 00:30:55 jim jim gillstrap the one who sung it told me he said it was hanging in and jiving hanging in the chat so that's what it was but it came off i don't know if it was the enunciation of it or not but it came off as hanging in a child line it sounds that way but it really was hanging in a jive and there's a second verse that people have never heard that goes to the same song so the information that i do have it has what i'm trying to say That's the Roaches singing in the shower. Phil, you guys have been wonderful. I thank you for thinking enough of us. Again, to your listening audience, we thank you again for a wonderful 50 years.
Starting point is 00:31:36 May you be blessed by every breath you breathe and every beat of your heart. Thank you very much. That's right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Thank you. All right. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Jessv jess hilarious charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club if you're just joining us we're talking about getting massages from the opposite sex now
Starting point is 00:31:55 this conversation started from mason cameron talking about having trainers and and women using male trainers and then we heard charlemagne said recently that you got a massage from a male and you said it was amazing and what what did he say about he said that the guy massaged every part of his body even his mouth not every part of the body but he definitely gave me a mouth massage which is something i never had before because apparently there's two muscles in your mouth and i'm the type person uh you know because of like anxiety and stuff like that like i'm always like grinding my teeth a little bit or like I open my mouth real wide. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And so it's like he massaged these two muscles in my mouth and they hurt like hell. How do you massage them? With his hands. Oh, okay. Like it's like a technique. Anybody out there that does this massage thing I'm talking about, I know you know what I'm talking about,
Starting point is 00:32:41 but it's like these two corners right here. And he just put them in and he kind of like tugs on it a little bit and it's painful but man, it's very stress relieving. So you were able to open your mouth wider after? Like what type of effects did that have on your mouth? I haven't been grinding my teeth
Starting point is 00:32:57 as much since then. I haven't been grinding my teeth that much since then. But I mean, I've never had a male masseuse until that time and he did a fantastic job. But it's just like football players and basketball players who got male trainers
Starting point is 00:33:09 who you think is massaging them and rubbing on their muscles. Yeah, no, absolutely. But I just never heard of a mouth massage. Yeah, it's out there. Matter of fact, I'm going to Google it right now.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Yeah, matter of fact, you should. Yeah, when I go to physical therapy and there's a male masseuse, that's different. But when you go to a massage place and the lights are low and it's intimate and the candles are burning.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Yeah, I would just prefer a woman to massage me. That is just me. But you did. You did have a male masseuse before. And you listen to everything. Absolutely. But it wasn't that it was it was me and my wife together was a couple's massage. And it was supposed to teach us how to give a massage.
Starting point is 00:33:44 And the dude came in. Diesel dreads brown skin brother very sexy the fact that you described him makes me think that this was a free cold case okay oh but he got charged with a free cold but you know me but during the massage I couldn't enjoy the massage because this big brother mm-hmm diesel with dreads that's your massage me with oil. That's your insecurity. It was. That's your insecurity. And I don't want it again.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I don't know why you're so insecure if you ain't never had your butt touched. Right. Like, I don't have those insecurities. Like, I ain't thinking nothing. When that man was massaging me, I didn't think about nothing except for this was a good massage. Okay. Nothing. In no way, shape, or form.
Starting point is 00:34:18 But this is a real thing. Clinical oral facial massage. That's what it's called. I get that all the time. And the woman that does it is dope she does an amazing job it alleviates clicking or popping of the jaw clenching locked jaw and limited mouth open range uh and it releases muscles and i've never seen this word fascia involved with chewing and jaw clenching so this is a thing so when he when he massages you does he reach over you like yeah he's on the side. Because you know you have to lay.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Y'all did it from the side. What'd you say? He was on the side. Oh, he's on the side. When he was on one side, I had to turn this way. Now he was on this side, I had to turn that way. But listen, if you've never had a clinical oral facial massage, trust me, it is worth it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:02 What about you i enjoy massages from the same sex um although i have had massages uh from a male and i like the pressure more from a guy um however i ain't gonna lie i do get excited like especially when they be like turnover and you massaging my stomach and under my breasts and all that and i just be just be like, stop. You know? So I'm not going to lie, yo. I don't know. I just, I can't. Let's go to the phone lines.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Hello, who's this? This is Kevin from Brooklyn. Hey, Kevin from Brooklyn. What's going on, MD? How you doing? I'm doing good. I love you, baby. I love you too, baby. We're talking about massages from the same sex to opposite sex, brother.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Talk to us. Yeah, I had to dip out on a massage the other day because it was same sex. I'm not going to call the company name. But, yeah, it was same sex, and I wasn't feeling that. I can't have a next man rubbing me. I just can't do that. You never played any type of sports in high school or anything like that? It's different. Yeah. It's different when the lights are low
Starting point is 00:36:08 and you're laying on the thing and there's a candle lit and the music is playing. Yeah, because they set the mood. It's different. Y'all, I think y'all gave them the look. It's something about a man, because see, my lower back hurts. And it's something about a man rubbing down me. I can't, you know, I can't.
Starting point is 00:36:23 And I'm sitting right with him. Yeah. Well, Charlamagne is upset because not a lot of men are, not all men
Starting point is 00:36:29 are open up to other men or open to other men touching them. I don't know why everybody's so insecure.
Starting point is 00:36:34 It has nothing to do with insecurity. This is very much got to do with insecurity because if in your mind
Starting point is 00:36:38 you're thinking, man, I might get turned on by this guy, man, I don't want this guy
Starting point is 00:36:41 touching me because I might like it. That's your problem. No, that's not everybody's problem. Envy said that. Not everybody said that. Envy said the same thing you said. He said, man. I don't want this guy touching me because I might like it. That's your problem. That's something you need to deal with. No, that's not everybody's problem. Envy said that. Envy said the same thing you said. He said, man, when the guy told me
Starting point is 00:36:49 to turn around, I tooted up a little bit. No, I didn't say that. You just can't make up stories. You just can't make up stories. He just made that up. You just can't make stuff up. Hello, who's this? Hello, my name is Monica. Hey, Monica. Good morning. Good morning. Now, it says you're uncomfortable receiving massages from other men? Yes, I am. Good morning. Now, it says you're uncomfortable receiving massages from other men.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yes, I am. Why? Because I feel like I make noises if I'm enjoying it. Yes. So it sounds sexual, even though it may not be sexual. Girl, yes. And I usually make the guy think, oh, well, she might be into me, and it may go somewhere that it's not supposed to.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Like what kind of noises? You a freaky boy. You a yellow freaky boy, man. What's your problem? I never got into myself. Yeah, yeah. But I get what you're saying, though. Yeah, girl, come with a whole soundtrack.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Especially when they tell you. Yeah, it does. And that's just how I am. And I don't know how to not be that way. I just rather get one from a woman because I'm not interested in them. You know, you bring up a good point. Like, every single time I get a massage,
Starting point is 00:37:52 you know, from a woman, you know, you do tend to get a little erect. You know what I'm saying? You do, you do. But I've never, when I had it with the guy, that didn't happen at all. Did you make sounds? Right, because there's no interest.
Starting point is 00:38:05 And if they're making you feel good, you can't help but sound like it feels good. And by the way, the guy made me feel good, but I didn't get a wreck. Because you're not attracted to the guy. Yeah, because when they hit your lower back, I'm telling you, sometimes it's like, oh my God, yes, right there.
Starting point is 00:38:24 And then when they turn you over and they they go below your belly button it's like oh my god like what you know like you get all jittery that's the third time she said well they turn you over but real that's a full body they do your back and then they turn you they turn you over and they do everything else we have a massage therapist on the line hello hey? Hey, yes. Hey, what's your name, bro? My name's Chris. Are you brown skin with dreads?
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Starting point is 00:44:16 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. With a bald head and a beard. Oh, yes. It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure to be on here. So I've been a massage therapist for 12 years and I have that problem majority of the time
Starting point is 00:44:40 where the husbands have a hard time working with me. But it's not about that. It's the muscular care that needs to be done for our society that we're not addressing. Biometrical movement is the key to internal healing. And so what's happening in our society now is we're quick to biochemical things in our mouth, but we're not doing the things that we need to do on a muscular level to heal. That's right. You got to move that trauma up out of your body.
Starting point is 00:45:16 That's right. And so with that, there's 656 individual muscles, 360 joints, and 208 bones that nobody knows anything about. Do you do the oral facial massage? Yes, it's called inter-oral massages where you go into the mandible, you release the masseter, and it helps with the TMJ. That's right. It hurts, but it feels so good. Afterwards.
Starting point is 00:45:44 I do neuromuscular therapy. Neuromuscular therapy is trigger point release to the actual belly of the muscle. And it actually helps elongate the individual muscle from the insertion to origin.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Okay. He couldn't do my massage. Not the way he's talking. You got to be quiet the whole time. Anyway, I'm over here like, oh my God. I don't even know what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:46:06 I'm just like, oh, yes, come teach me. You do tennis elbow, bro? I do tennis elbow, golfer, hip flexor, rotator cuff. You guys need to do yourself some research on your muscular therapy. Oh, I love it. I'm about to go get me a massage today because of you. I'm going. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I got so many points at Massage Envy. Shit. Oh, yeah. They're not going to get it like him. If you ever want to check out massage care out of Conway, South Carolina, I opened up my business, and that's what I'm focusing on. Oh, you're in South Carolina? Oh, he excited now?
Starting point is 00:46:42 Yes, sir. Okay. He going to fly down there to you, sir. He's flying to you. Nah, nah, nah. I can't let a male touch me in South Carolina? Oh, he excited now? Yes, sir. Okay. He gonna fly down there to you, sir. He's flying from today. Nah, nah, nah. Get another oral. I can't let a male touch me in South Carolina. What?
Starting point is 00:46:50 Hey, I'm from D.C. See, that's the perception, okay? Say, say. Life trauma, childhood trauma causes us not to want to be touched. That's real. We have to deal with that trauma. Listen. Thank you, brother. He is not lying in no way, shape, or form. Salute to that brother.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Your shoulder ain't full of doodoo. Yeah, it definitely is. Yo, nah, I can't let another male touch me from South Carolina. I say touch me in South Carolina. What's the difference? Because of the childhood trauma that I experienced in South Carolina. Yeah, I was going to say, he low-key just told you. All the times I got touched in South Carolina by people that wasn't supposed to be touching me.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Oh, my God. Now, laugh at that. Let's see you get out of this one. Oh, my God. The fun police over here. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:47:37 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. We have comedian Ali Sadiq. Welcome, brother. Man, thank you for having me, brother. How you feeling?
Starting point is 00:47:47 I'm good, man. Man, I like the way you distribute your comedy, man. You dropping specials like Lil Wayne used to drop mixtapes. And they all funny. Yeah, man, thank y'all. Going to independent, right? Keeping it independent. You know, I'm from Houston.
Starting point is 00:48:02 We the capital of independent. Ain't nobody coming out that waiting to look for us. We just got to do it. That's right. Out the trunk. Rap a lot. Out the trunk. That's right. Everybody always say Rap a lot. I think that's our only label too.
Starting point is 00:48:18 We had some other labels, but Rap a lot, they didn't stick around. We had Suave House. Suave House, that's right. And then after that, you'd have the independent, you know, Swisher House for sure. But Rappalot is the staple. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:48:33 They should have did a comedy thing. We tried Laugh-A-Lot, but it didn't stick. You know what's so funny? It didn't stick at all. J. Prince's reputation precedes him, but he's a funny guy. He is. I've done, I've roasted J. Prince a lot. No, you didn't. at all. J Prince reputation precedes him, but he's a funny guy? He is. I've done, I've roasted J Prince a lot. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:48:49 How is that? That was dangerous. I think that we have a healthy respect for each other. You know, the last time I wrote, I was hosting something. It's not like I'm roasting him at a roast. This is me hosting something. I'm like, yo, man, so you got all these bodyguards? It was him and Floyd next to each other.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Like, somebody's bodyguard got to take off because can't nobody see like who gonna jump on you next to jay pran you see i'm like and he's small he's smaller yes okay you look a lot of dudes around though yeah i know and i know most of them how'd you get in the comedy um man just being black really you know i've been funny since I was a kid. You know, I know people try to think I was funny because I was in prison, but no, I was jovially sarcastic in prison. I was the kid on the back of the bus. And then when I was in prison, I was the same way. Oh, so y'all about to fight? Okay, who gonna lose this fight twice?
Starting point is 00:49:40 What you mean? I said, because, okay, the mixed play, one of y'all gonna win this fight and then the ceo is gonna come in and beat up both of y'all so who wanna lose this fight twice but that was my logic you know i was just a sarcastic jovial sarcastic person and when i got out it was the it was the goal it was definitely the goal that became funny how i even got in to start doing the goal because you start comedy you actually don't know what to do you've seen it but where do you go you know now you got to go to open mic i knew i needed clothes that's what i definitely knew i needed was clothes because you know comics always
Starting point is 00:50:16 dress and i'm coming out of prison i had a seat my my sister sent me a little sears outfit you know it was a little it was a little shirt from Sears. It was Knights of the Round Tables. I knew that was from Sears and some khakis. Knights of the Round Tables. Man, it's a fake polo. Perfect polo. My daddy bought them. My daddy bought them when polos were really in style.
Starting point is 00:50:36 He came in. Man, I found these polos on discount. I said, man, that is not a polo, man. That is a dude with a flag. You know the Knights of the Round T table only have three legs on that horse. Man, that horse only had three legs, man. That was your first ride out of prison? That was your first ride out of prison?
Starting point is 00:50:55 Yeah, that was my first ride out of prison. Okay. A nice round table. How long were you in prison? Six years. Six. What'd you do? I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep Which is very frowned upon
Starting point is 00:51:05 When you sell drugs They want you to have a jacket Go to like a CVS or Rite Aid or somewhere People come in with prescriptions I was, you know, shortcutting it What kind of drug was it? Unfortunately, crack You said, oh, okay
Starting point is 00:51:22 That was the worst ever Marijuana, you was just ahead of your time. You know, I got partners who went to jail for marijuana, and they knew it was wrong. They're like, man, this don't even make no sense. It's a leaf. Now, what I did was definitely wrong. The fact that you only got six years back then is,
Starting point is 00:51:41 because they were giving people football numbers. Who got six years? Oh, I thought you said you did six years. No, I did six years. Oh, you did six years. No, I did six years. Oh, you did six years. No, I did six on a 15. Wow. Yeah, and I had a 15 and a 10 that ran concurrent.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Who did six years? Who got six years? I said six years for crap. I said, they didn't even get football numbers. They didn't get six. I said, they only got six. I said, Jesus. Man, no.
Starting point is 00:52:02 You knew somebody. No, I didn't know nobody i knew real harris my uh um attorney first when i first went in it was a fed case and fed they suspect too they they come in there oh we just gonna give you 300 months and in your mind they said like that yeah 300 months and in your mind you're like okay 300 months that ain't that ain't nothing but i know math and i'm like nah nah you know 300 months you know 12 nah we carry nah you crazy so they because they said it in months so it sound like you can do it 300 months it can sound like days but then when you do go to calculating so then you gotta drop down the state in the state the lady came in she was wowing the prosecutor she said well i'm recommending 99 years this is
Starting point is 00:52:51 when 99 years this is the thing envy how much crack you got i only i only i not only but it was five keys right so the thing is this jesus they're not supposed to let me in court because i'm gonna say something my attorney at attorney, he wasn't talking fast enough. He's like 99 years. And I said a very derogatory word to that lady. And I asked her who she thinks she caught. I'm like, man, I am 19. Who do you think you caught, ma'am?
Starting point is 00:53:15 Escobar? So we come back to court again. Got reset off. She's talking about, I think 60 years would be appropriate. Ma'am, once again, man. Listen, do you want me to have a life after this? So when you get out of jail, you get out of prison, you get your fake polo, do you remember your first show?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Yes. Just Joking Comedy Cafe, Thursday night, Apollo night, I have on a suit because I'm working at most. I got a job at the mall. Okay. So I'm working at most most of men's apparel store got a suit on this is when you learn observation so there's a lot of college kids in there because it's a apollo night they and everybody up there doing everything so i go up and all i said was
Starting point is 00:53:58 hey and them folks booed a suit jacket off me hey i'm i'm not even i didn't even tell it i'm somebody it was bad so it was man i'm talking about them booze they it was it was in stereo too so i i came and sat down and my partner drake on my man what happened i said bro you saw what happened he was in the audience i think you was born with them. You participated. At the time, Nikki, she asked me, my kid's mom. How we be talking like we know all these people?
Starting point is 00:54:37 I was going to explain it. I said, what's your jacket at? I said, it's on the stage. They booted off me. It was crazy. Damn. You had to go back up there and get your jacket at? I said, it's on the stage. They booted off me. It was crazy. Damn. So you had to go back up and get your jacket?
Starting point is 00:54:49 Man, yes. Man, it was, it was, so I waited for two weeks. Waited for two weeks. Came back, t-shirt and jeans and I didn't write down
Starting point is 00:54:58 what I was doing because everybody was singing, man, and I never won at this Apollo night because people hit you with the gospel songs even though i was i was good gospel song can't be okay man i heard i sang the dude he would start rapping and was getting about to get booed and change this song in the middle
Starting point is 00:55:16 of the song start singing about jesus so I'm like, wait a minute. I'm like, well, this is more rapping than the video. Now he's talking about how you spare relief. J-U-S-U-M. I'm like, wow, boy, you're wild. So,
Starting point is 00:55:29 I changed my whole thing. Went back up every week for about a month and a half to the people. As soon as I would get there, after that,
Starting point is 00:55:38 people were like, yo, man, you going up tonight? Oh, he's funny. So, I ended up becoming
Starting point is 00:55:42 the host of that same place that I got booed in, Just Joking Comedy Cafe. And I was the host for like a year. Yeah, that's how I started. ended up becoming the host of that same place that I got booed in, Just Joking Comedy Cafe. And I was the host for like a year. Yeah, that's how I started. All right, we got more with comedian Ali Sadiq. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Good morning. Hey, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with comedian Ali Sadiq. Jess. So how did you turn into the storyteller comedian? Because that's hard for people to do. Like, it's hard. comedian cause that's a lot of that's hard
Starting point is 00:56:05 for people to do like it's it's hard I imagine not for you but it's hard D.L. D.L. I'm on the road
Starting point is 00:56:13 with D.L. he told me he said yo man the funniest you gonna ever be in life is based on how honest you wanna be and
Starting point is 00:56:21 this was after some people when I was writing jokes I don't even blame the people anymore because i think that when you have writers that writers under the pressure of turning in something to another comic and so they could see your show and then turn in i mean i don't have nothing this week but if you try to get that check so you turn in somebody else's material to do the person who you turned it into has no idea that you just saw this somewhere. And so now, oh, you a thief.
Starting point is 00:56:52 So now I just, I switched from doing jokes to doing everything personally about me. And people still try to steal it, but it's hard because now, you know, there's a lot of comics that all of a sudden they went to jail but i went to prison it's a different thing jail and a lot of people went to jail but prison is two different things but that county into prison two totally different things so i would go up and people would try to doing jail stuff in front of me i'm like but you know that's not what i'm doing i'm i'm walking through my life from 10 years old to now so it just happens to be the first comedy series of specials like these all these specials are tied together so if you see three now which came out mother's day you can't go see four without seeing
Starting point is 00:57:38 one and two yeah and one is the masterpiece but three is the best one to me thus far that I see. And two has a different cachet to it because I was shown a different skill set in the actual art of it. Because it's two faces to comedy, you know. It's having a tragedy. So in two, my sister passed. Sorry to hear that, my brother. Well, it's late now. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:58:07 I didn't know. You don't mind me dead? I was 20 years old. I was already 20 years old. I haven't seen you in a long time. Grief is not linear. I don't know how you're feeling this morning about it. I mean, I... It was 20 years ago. I don't know how you're feeling this morning about it. Man, I... It was 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Charlotte said, I haven't seen you in a while. What? It's 20 years. Man, this guy is crazy. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:34 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:34 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:34 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:37 I don't know. I'm mad. We've dealt with it. This guy's crazy. You know, my whole intent to come up here, because I was mad at you. What'd I do? Man, you were saying my name wrong, and you did it twice, too. You were saying, Ali. I'm like, this man know how to say my name. What'd he say wrong? Ali.
Starting point is 00:58:58 What's Ali? You were talking about my special with somebody. Yeah, I think his name's Ali. And they said it to me, and it was on the breakfast. I'm like, he knows how to is Ali, Ali, and they sent it to me and it was on the break, I'm like, he knows how to say Ali. He knows,
Starting point is 00:59:07 he knows. No, because I kept hearing other people say Ali. I don't know why you was listening to other people,
Starting point is 00:59:11 you better not show them that. And I said, say A-L-I. I said, somebody call up there and ask him who his favorite
Starting point is 00:59:18 boxer is, probably Muhammad Ali. He's going to say Ali. Just take the Muhammad out. Because when the first special came out,
Starting point is 00:59:29 everybody I knew was talking about that special. Especially in the comedy world. It was like, yo, you got to watch this dude, Ali Sadiq. Ain't nobody say that to him. Nobody say you got to watch this dude, Ali Sadiq. He know a lot of real, common, common stories. Ain't nobody say Ali Sadiq. I'm saying nobody say that. You know, he's like Ali Wong.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Like, he said, all of Ali's right. But then he got to me, I was like, and look, I don't even know Charlamagne. I'm like, Charlamagne don't like me.
Starting point is 00:59:55 When I get up, when I finally get to the break, I'm leading with, hey man, why you saying my name? Then I forget, then I left it alone. Right, it's like,
Starting point is 01:00:03 whatever. Whatever, at least he mentioned me. he mentioned me that's all I had but that first special took off though yeah did you understand that it would do that
Starting point is 01:00:12 or it was just a risk I'm gonna throw this on YouTube and see what happens man I thought it was really good and when I do a special it takes a while
Starting point is 01:00:19 for it to you know I had recorded probably three or four specials before that one and was like no it's not special. So Domino Effect, the first one, I knew that it was, I knew it.
Starting point is 01:00:31 It's like the first album I put out, Talking Loud, Saying Something. That's my reasonable doubt, you know. So I knew once I put this one out, I knew it. I had that feeling about it. I was too excited about it. And it didn't have any flaws to it. And that's one thing when I look at something, I don't want it to have anything that somebody can grab onto.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Like, but what about this? So when that happened and then somebody said, well, what's the rest of the story? I said, what? Like, what happened after that? I said, you want to know? So you had never even planned to make it all of it, to keep on going with a series. When somebody asked me about what happened after that, and I said, okay, well, I stopped at 16. So let's do from 16 to 19.
Starting point is 01:01:16 And then we did two. And then I said, yo, let's finish up how I even got incarcerated people know I was there but let's see how I got there yeah and then we we did three and we recorded three and four in DC at the same time so we did um two shows on that Friday and two shows on that Saturday so four comes out Father's Day so we strategically um put one on Mother's day one on father's day and four is two hours long you know versus the 130 that we i've been doing your your special uh part four um comes out on father's day like you said how much is how much of that involves like your dad or does it even involve man my dad um he i put him all through the rest of them he has a small piece in four
Starting point is 01:02:07 because he had while i was incarcerated my pops had at 50 almost 60 years old got locked up for an assault and my daddy thought he was on some big boss mob type thing because his two brothers was locked up i was locked up then he gets locked up so he sends $500 on everybody's books while he locked up and gonna write a letter yeah just sent you some bread we not in the
Starting point is 01:02:37 family you didn't send me nothing until you got locked up I don't even understand this I've been locked up like four years now he gone yeah sent you some bread since we down here man i wrote back hey man try to go home in in that couple years he had less time to me he beat me on him anyway and but he sent money to his brother his brothers oh yeah appreciate you yeah they thirsted himself like my uncle mac he's a g but my uncle Alfred he's a sucker he's a sucker? sucker
Starting point is 01:03:07 man my grandmother write dementia I'm putting money in her books the money coming up missing he writing checks had my grandmother sign them and she had dementia she got dementia man you're stealing boss that's right
Starting point is 01:03:23 that's wild and and then putting in a bad position where her bills not getting paid and i don't know who my grandmother was when she was younger but you know dementia they'd be staying stuff that happened in their life so i'm i'm taking care of her one day because my cousin we we rotating and i'm over i give her a coke her coke is low i come back to grab her Coke to fill it up. She grabbed my wrist and said, put my glass down. I said, what? She said, put my glass down before I drown you.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I said, when was you drowning full-grown men in your life? She must have been a mobster, but she owned a cafe, so I don't know when she was doing it. But at some point, she was drowning full- that's a that ain't no regular threat no that's fine yeah she did that before you don't just make that one up you put that coke down i'll put it down like that yeah yeah yeah you won't i just bought the can and poured it i'm not messing with the lady all right we got more with comedian ali sadiq when we come back it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody we are the breakfast club dj envy jess hilarious charlamagne the guy we're still kicking with with comedian Ali Sadiq when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious,
Starting point is 01:04:26 Charlamagne Tha Guy. We're still kicking it with comedian Ali Sadiq. Charlamagne? Ali just dropped Domino Effect 3 on May 12th. Oh, man. And Domino Effect 4
Starting point is 01:04:36 June 16th. June 16th. That's right. Now, I think I'm going to blow up. No, I didn't finally got up here. And he said your name right. Ali. He just said your name right.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Do you want to do you want to do like netflix or something like that does it even matter man no hey guys i'm kate max you might know me from my popular online series the running interview show where i run with celebrities athletes entrepreneurs and more after those runs the conversations keep going that's what my podcast post run high is all about it's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories their journeys and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together you know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire,
Starting point is 01:05:31 join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary?
Starting point is 01:05:56 Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Well, why can't I trade my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory.
Starting point is 01:06:26 I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose
Starting point is 01:07:45 with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, y'all? This is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you
Starting point is 01:07:54 about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records. It's a family-friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right. A podcast for all ages.
Starting point is 01:08:05 One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th. I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out. Hey y'all, Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months
Starting point is 01:08:51 before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, James Brown, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. I shook up the world. James Brown said, say it loud. And the kid said, I'm black and I'm proud. Black boxing stars and black music royalty together in the heart of Zaire, Africa.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Three days of music and then the boxing event. What was going on in the world at the time made this fight as important that anything else is going on on the planet. My grandfather laid on the ropes and let George Foreman basically just punch himself out. Welcome to Rumble, the story of a world in transformation. The 60s and prior to that, you couldn't call a person black. And how we arrived at this peak moment. I don't have to be what you want me to that. You couldn't call a person black. And how we arrived at this peak moment. I don't have to be what you want me to be. We all came from
Starting point is 01:10:09 the continent of Africa. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, I'm going to say get your podcast You can make up a story. Oh, gosh. You can go there and say anything. Take the $20 million check and walk away. See, man, now I'm on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:10:50 I got $20 million. And now they put out some nonsense. Now people, yeah, that boy ain't cold. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's cold. But he's doing what you're doing. Yeah, yeah. Netflix got'll change it
Starting point is 01:11:05 he wouldn't right he wouldn't I want his name Ali Ali now I didn't say Ali up there
Starting point is 01:11:12 man I'm how y'all doing I'm Ali I'm Netflix and bought me keep going what you doing you're doing so well nah you definitely
Starting point is 01:11:20 doing well my brother man and I and I appreciate that man I just can you know something I just feel like an Emmy is going to come my way since I done made it to this break. I used to always say, you know something? Enough people don't know me.
Starting point is 01:11:31 I got to get up there to see DJ Envy. It wasn't really about you, Charlamagne. It was Envy. It's his name, right? Because once he hit it with that, this is DJ. That's the part that you wait on. It ain't even really the show. If you don't hear that.
Starting point is 01:11:46 The show just came on. Hey, I'm Charlemagne Tha God. This is just hilarious. People are like, what is this? They need the proper intro. We need the proper intro. The funny thing about the intro, when we first started, we hated it. I was like, why we got to keep saying our names?
Starting point is 01:11:59 I don't want to keep saying mine, but our program director at the time was like, you keep saying your name, it gets stuck in your head. Him and Dennis Clark, the consultant. Him and Dennis Clark said that. Keep saying your name, but our program director at the time was like, you keep saying your name, it'll get stuck in your head. Him and Dennis Clark, the consultant, yeah. Him and Dennis Clark said that. Keep saying your name, but introducing yourself. Even when he beef with people,
Starting point is 01:12:11 they'd be like mocking him, like D, J, M. It's the whole rhythm of it, too. You got to say it like that. You can't just say, D, J, M. No, you got to say,
Starting point is 01:12:18 this is D, J, M. You got to say it like that. But let me tell you, the thing that makes me laugh, like uncontrollably, comes from the Breakfast Club. And I'm talking about me, the thing that makes me laugh, like uncontrollably, comes from the Breakfast Club. And I'm talking about me, the lady that live in that house.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Man, let me tell you something. If I don't care how mad, if that lady call me and say, yeah, this sweet John, if y'all do that, what's the boy who couldn't say y'all name? Webby. Webby?
Starting point is 01:12:41 Webby. Man, let me tell you something. It was true. That wasn't me. it was true that wasn't do you understand the type of i'm talking about man if my day is going bad come on Webby but somebody made a cartoon man
Starting point is 01:13:12 man man man boy it's like Al Sharpton versus the teleprompter damn and they ain't gonna keep on making him sad and he still ain't getting it right man boy it's like it was like Al Sharpton versus the teleprompter
Starting point is 01:13:28 damn you ever seen that no oh Al Sharpton and the only reason I don't really say nothing about it much
Starting point is 01:13:35 is because I did a Jess have you ever done a thing and they had that teleprompter on absolutely just over the weekend
Starting point is 01:13:41 and it was it was going too fast yeah and you had to like alright let's slow down Envy if I tell you I'm just up there and I'm dyslexic absolutely just over the weekend and it was it was going too fast yeah and you had to like envy if i tell you i'm just up there and i'm dyslexic that's the whole other thing i'm trying i don't i don't do cold reads let me see it for let me take the picture of it in my brain i can do it man i'm in there with a cold with a cold read on the teleprompter and he going fast and i'm talking they got on speed dial i'm just i'm like i'm just up in the man
Starting point is 01:14:06 i'm doing it and the man looked like this he's like all right i know damn well man what are you looking at you just started saying stuff i'm the king of changing my stuff too. I change everything. Because sometimes I be going too fast. I'm like, I can't get that fast. Man, Evie, do you understand? The man had to look at the teleprompter. He no damn way like, hey, bro. Man, what are you looking at? Are you looking past me outside or something?
Starting point is 01:14:38 I'm like, nah, bro. I'm looking dead at you. But you, man, it's too fast. Yeah. Billy Sorrells go in after me for the same position. I said, Billy, man, it's too fast. Yeah. Billy Sorrell's going after me for the same position. I said, Billy, man, that teleprompter move was fast. He said, man, I wasn't looking at that teleprompter.
Starting point is 01:14:51 I was saying what I thought they wanted to do. Just like us, yo, we'll make up some s***. Man, you gotta make it up on the fly. How did they find you, Ali? Hey, man, Ali Sadiq, spelled my name with an I. S-I-D-D-I-Q. It was an A-L-I an I S-I-D-D-I-Q it was an
Starting point is 01:15:06 A-L-I first S-I-D-D-I-Q that's.com or you can go on YouTube Ali Sadiq Comedy you know man just
Starting point is 01:15:14 stay linked in with me on my Instagram everything is the same Ali Sadiq I'm following it right I think I already follow you though
Starting point is 01:15:19 you already follow me I know you definitely follow my man what's the guy you be with all the time? Andrew Schultz. Andrew Schultz. Andrew, yeah. I just saw Andrew Schultz at the roast.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I was at the roast. Oh, the Tom Brady roast. It's funny when you become a comics comic and you don't know. And then you walk in the room and all these comics come over to you. Hey, man, why are you bowing? Man, I'm a big fan. Hey, man, what are you bowing man I'm a big I'm a big fan and like
Starting point is 01:15:47 hey man what's the bowing about though respect and like Kevin was talking I'm walking the road Kevin talking to somebody
Starting point is 01:15:54 he turned around hey brother I didn't know you was going to be here hey Ali man what is wrong with y'all y'all see me
Starting point is 01:16:00 and then I'm walking to the party I'm going to the to the farm to the farm club and i've been wanting to go because you know maddie johnson one of my favorite players of all time i just wanted to see what him and bus was doing they work at in this farm club i'm in there and as i'm walking in this is the biggest compliment i think i ever got i'm talking non this non out of nowhere i'm walking into this party chapelle is coming this way a bunch of people with him and
Starting point is 01:16:25 he just stopped hey hold on holly you coming to cincinnati man uh this weekend at the taft theater i'm gonna um try to come by there if i'm in town and i'm oh okay how you know my schedule and he said man take my number and um call me and I'm trying to play it cool and I'm like yeah yeah whatever and walk right in there to Sam J Sam gave me his number told me I'm at the town
Starting point is 01:16:54 the man know my schedule he all in the files thank y'all for having me. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. I really got Bronx trauma. It's time for Donkey of the Day. We in the Bronx! What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:17:17 Shut up! Y'all not shutting us down! We in the car! The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the... Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news? If I catch y'all last in traffic, I'm with her, my genie and I, y'all don't suck. It is just going to be many wacky news stories out of Florida. On The Breakfast Club. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:17:46 That kills me every time, man. Salute to Kodak Black, man. Don't hear the day for Monday. This is your Uncle Sharla. Always tell you about the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. And today is no exception. In fact, today is so nuts.
Starting point is 01:18:03 I'm still trying to figure out the why. See, Christy woke up and decided today is the day she wanted to steal a car. Not just steal a car, she wanted to steal a car from an actual dealership. Her reasoning for wanting to steal a car from an actual dealership was so she could do it legally. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to News Channel 8 for the report, please. And deputies responded to a call from a female stating that she was attempting to steal a vehicle from the dealership parking lot and wanted the police to know so she could do it legally. Take a listen to the 911 call. Because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine,
Starting point is 01:18:38 so y'all gotta come make a report. I'm reporting this. Deputies arrived on scene and observed 37-year-old Christy Lee Turman exiting the driver's side of the stolen Corolla. According to Turman, she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car, but called 911 in an attempt to make her carjacking legal. Turman was arrested and charged with trespassing. Her history includes a variety of charges such as petty theft, robbery, and aggravated battery. I still don't know what the hell is going on here. Steal the car from the dealership
Starting point is 01:19:11 so she could do it legally? There's no such thing. Baby, where did you think you could steal a car legally? Where you learn that from? YouTube? You heard the phone call. Christy told deputies she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car, but called authorities to make her carjacking legal. I'm concerned that deputies did not find any drugs. OK, you know, when you hear a story like this, you know, you waiting to hear that the person was on drugs. I had some type of mental issues. None of that. OK, none of that here.
Starting point is 01:19:41 This is just pure uncut Florida. All right. Because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine so y'all better come make a report i'm reporting this i don't even know what that means all right i literally did some research and by research i mean i had my folks uh ask chat gpt and chat gpt said it's not possible to legally steal a car just in case you needed to know all right it said stealing a car is a criminal act and is punishable by law.
Starting point is 01:20:05 If you are interested in acquiring a car, you should consider legal methods such as one, purchasing, buying a car from a dealership or a private seller. Two, leasing, leasing a car from a dealership, which allows you to use the car for a set period while making monthly payments.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Three, renting, renting a car for short term use from a rental agency. And four, financing, getting a loan from a bank or financial institution to buy a car. If you have any questions about these processes or need advice on acquiring a car legally, feel free to ask. That's what ChatGPT told us, okay? The moral of the story is there is no legal way to steal a car.
Starting point is 01:20:40 This young lady said she was being trained in a game of Black Ops. I didn't even know they steal cars in Black Ops. I thought that was Grand Theft Auto. Okay, this is like getting caught with kilos of cocaine and saying you was being trained in a game of Narcos, Rise of the Cartel. Look, man, I don't know what else to tell you. Okay, but there is no legal way to steal a car. And Christy was arrested and is facing trespassing charges. And what bothers me the most about this is i took the time to google and do
Starting point is 01:21:06 chat gpt just to make sure i wasn't missing something because hey christy may know something that we don't know but guess what i'm mad at myself now because i knew better my spirit the spiritual being that i am a hundred percent knew that there was no legal way to steal a car but the human in me just couldn't accept that so i went digging and i couldn't find not one solitary reason for her to do this other than she's from florida please give christy turman the sweet sounds of the hamilton's of the day, you are the donkey. Of the day, yee-haw.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Yee-haw. Mm-mm-mm-mm. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Mm-hmm. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:22:03 It's time for Jess Fix My Mess. Who we have on the line? KK. Hey KK, where you calling from? I am calling from North Carolina. Alright, what's your question for Jess? Okay, Jess. I love you, Jess girl. What's up, girl? Okay, so my question is,
Starting point is 01:22:19 or my thing is, I've been married for almost a decade, and I'm American, my husband is Jamaican, and married for almost a decade. And I'm American. My husband is Jamaican. And one thing I have an issue with that I need your advice with, I was raised with nothing but brothers. I'm a baby of four boys. And I'm tough. I'm really tough.
Starting point is 01:22:42 And I just don't tolerate a lot of stuff. You know what I'm saying? I wasn't raised with girls where, you know, want to sit there, look cute, and, you know, be all up in makeup. I was, you know, let's play some football or basketball. You know what I'm saying? So my husband always say, why you always acting like a nitro? Why you always, like...
Starting point is 01:22:55 And I'm just like, I'm not going to tolerate you talking to me crazy. And it's just like, how do you just, like, really just shut up, like, sometimes? Because it's like, I feel like everything is showing my face. If you talking crazy, my eyes start blinking and switching like, who you talking to, you know? And it's like, it's hard to just like sit back and put that s*** aside, put up on the counter, you know what I'm saying, on the counter and just be quiet.
Starting point is 01:23:21 You know, even his mom will be like, hey, like, you know, he didn't mean it that way, no ma. He didn't mean it that way, he didn't mean it that way. And he didn't mean that way he ain't mean that way and i'm just like oh he just called me a like you know i'm like i'm like so are you how old are you i'm 35 35 okay so look i was like that i grew up around my big brother and his friends like all his friends you know before my little sister got here like i was raised I have way more boy cousins than than you know girl cousins and then I grew up with a lot of homeboys or whatever like that so I was always considered a tom girl in my childhood era but um it honestly takes a certain person to unlock your soft side your soft girl side honestly it wasn't too many men that i've
Starting point is 01:24:05 dated that unlocked that either like i was really girl fighting dudes and everything like really yeah yeah like trying to be the dominant one not even trying to be just because i'm such an alpha so it's just like i was always like that as well um you've been married for this man for 10 years you know for 10 years. Yes. And you don't feel like he brings out the soft girl in you yet? I think there's a lot of cultural differences. You know, Jamaicans are very strong-minded. They say what they want to say.
Starting point is 01:24:40 They don't feel that disrespect. And I think it's just like what they can say okay so yeah you did say he was Jamaican I'm like hold up we in America damn you know so it's just a toughness but I know we you know it's just his culture but me I'm just like
Starting point is 01:24:58 I don't grew up I grew up a boy it's like hard for me to I'm trying to and even when I shut up I'm biting my lips alright well he it gotta be some type of compromise because I do understand It's like hard for me to, I'm trying to, and even when I shut up, I'm biting my lips. All right, well, he got it. It got to be some type of compromise because I do understand. I have Jamaican friends. And yeah, they are kind of like, they're like you. Like, you know, but you just ain't Jamaican.
Starting point is 01:25:15 But he has to calm down and you have to calm down too. You know what I'm saying? Because I know you probably always on a defense when he makes points or whatever, just because of how Jamaicans are known to be. But yeah, I forgot. You know what I'm saying? Because I know you probably always on a defense when he makes points or whatever, just because of how Jamaicans are known to be. But, yeah, I forgot. That was, yeah, there's definitely cultural differences there. But that's probably why you always on goal on, like, willing to go from zero to 100.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Because you feel like you're being talked down to, or you feel like somebody trying to play with you, you feel attacked a lot, stuff like that. Because I'm not dating a Jamaican. So, yeah, but I'm very much, attacked a lot stuff like that because i'm not dating a jamaican um so yeah but i'm very much i was very much like that but like i said it takes a certain person to unlock yourself girl you know what i'm saying but yeah yeah it has to be compromised on both ends i mean i'm not trying to change who he is but at the same time uh-uh because it's never gonna go over smooth and i respect that yeah you gotta talk to him you gotta tell him like if you calm down i'ma calm down i'ma give you what you give me because i tell my time what you want your mama i ain't your mama your mama's shush with the daddy i can't damn how the hell was y'all married for 10 years that's that's two choices in the household well
Starting point is 01:26:23 i'ma pray for y'all But y'all need to talk about that Like y'all need to be willing to compromise No problem babe Alright Just fix my mess 800-585-1051 If you need relationship advice Or any type of advice
Starting point is 01:26:36 You can call Jess right now It's The Breakfast Club Good morning Tell her It's the real deal Help me Help me Oh my god I'm all up in your mess I'm going to fix it Fix it Tell us, tell us, baby. It's the real deal. Help me. Help me.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Oh, my God. I'm all up in your mess. I'm going to fix it. Fix it. Fix my mess. Fix it. Fix it. Jess going to fix your mess because my advice is real.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's time for Jess Fix My Mess. All right. We got Stacey on the line. Stacey, good morning. What's your question for Jess?
Starting point is 01:27:07 Yes. I got like a little, I'm a lesbian. I'm a startup fan. Say it again. Say it again, babe. You're on what? You what? I said I'm a lesbian.
Starting point is 01:27:19 I share a child with a woman. Okay. So that's like baseline of why I'm asking this question, right? we co-parent good she was my high school sweetheart but i got a current girlfriend the only reason me and her broke up because she cheated on me but i have a current girlfriend and like whenever we're talking or whenever we're going over anything she always brings up my current girlfriend like i don't want to be conflicted on arguing with her and she's like you always getting defensive like it's not me being defensive but it's like a conversation that we don't need to have every time we're talking about anything like we could be talking about what our child ate today and it's like well did your girlfriend cook anything well
Starting point is 01:28:02 did your girlfriend do like i don't even understand why she's even being brought up right now you don't understand why she's being brought up yeah so to be honest you don't you don't understand why she's being brought up i mean she i i she said she's not mad she said she don't care she said she's not jealous but okay and reality one plus one equal two but at that point how do i deflect from the conversation every time then then listen that you you you keep it text only that's just it like you if you can't stop talking because obviously she's not over you if you can't if we can't have a conversation about our child when you're not implementing the fact that i have a girlfriend or anything like you're
Starting point is 01:28:42 you're bringing her up then we just will not talk verbally. We'll have to talk through text. Like, lay the ground rules down. Are you over her? Yes. I'm in a whole nother relationship. That don't mean a damn thing. But are you, so you over me?
Starting point is 01:28:55 It does mean. It does not, girl. You know. All right, so is your ex in a relationship? No, she hasn't been in one since. She cheated on me. See, so obviously, so she's not over you she's my knowledge i don't know maybe right but i don't see her business like that right i wouldn't know
Starting point is 01:29:13 if dating or not dating but i got you push forth to me she say that she's not dating she ain't been with nobody she's celibate that's because she tried all that is trying to get you back listen you know how many guys and told me yo i'm celibate yo like i'm just trying to get you back for real for real you know that's just he's not he's not trying to give me back because he say i'm toxic listen and and studs love toxicity okay a lot of people love toxicity so that's just what it is she your baby mother's not over you your ex is not over you. She's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout?
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Starting point is 01:33:18 families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Goldman.
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Starting point is 01:35:19 is just lay the ground rules. It don't matter. Listen, I'm not going to keep talking to you if you got to bring up my girlfriend in our verbal conversations.'s not we can do text only we can still co-parent but we will co-parent through text email whatever until you get the point i don't want to hear about my girlfriend from you and and me being a relate me being in a relationship that shouldn't be a problem because we're not getting back together whether you celibate or not. You just still the mother of my child. That's it. That's all we got. That's it.
Starting point is 01:35:50 It sounds good. She's scared to death to bring that back to that stuff. I didn't say this. I didn't say this. It sounds so good. It sounds so good. Nah, what it sound like. No, it do sound good. I told her, I'm about to be on the radio
Starting point is 01:36:05 please don't end cause I need somebody else to like voice it over cause it gotta be no no what it sound like no listen
Starting point is 01:36:14 what it sound like no listen listen listen girl shut up no listen
Starting point is 01:36:21 what it sound like to me is you like that attention from her Listen No I don't It's messing with my relationship You got to It's messing with your relationship But you still
Starting point is 01:36:32 You got to put Ain't no gun in your head Making you talk to her About that It's about the child It's text only It's email only Whatever
Starting point is 01:36:39 Get a restraining order If she bothering you like that No she don't bother me like that Like we co-parent How we gonna co-parent With a restraining order Exactly That she bothering you like that. No, she don't bother me like that. Like, we co-parent. How we gonna co-parent with a restraining order? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. But you just, so it's just a verbal for you.
Starting point is 01:36:50 You don't like her bringing up your girlfriend. You telling that? Yeah, I don't like her bringing her up. Yeah, so that's what you do. You make it a text-only situation where that's it. Because you entertaining it still at the end of the day. Like, you still entertaining it. All right, now, you can't control what come out of your ex mouth no you can't but at the same time baby
Starting point is 01:37:08 it's not that hard it's i'm telling you it's not that hard like for you to not talk to this woman and still co-parent it like verbally that's just what it is like nah this is about the baby because because you can ignore certain things in a text you can ignore certain things in a conversation but it gets to you more when you gotta hear it you feel me like just
Starting point is 01:37:30 yeah talk about what you wanna talk about in a text that's it when she call you you get a phone to the baby take the phone back alright she love you
Starting point is 01:37:37 hang up that's it that's it especially if it's affecting your relationship stop entertaining that okay and I have one more thing I wanna say and this is it and I'ma just leave y'. Okay, and I have one more thing I want to say.
Starting point is 01:37:45 And this is it. And I'm going to just leave y'all alone. All right, well. I saw y'all last year at y'all podcast. And you look amazing and pretty. I just want to say that. And I love you. Don't be trying to be gay with me, but thank you.
Starting point is 01:37:57 You said what? I'm sorry. I said, don't be trying to be gay with me, but thank you, girl. I'm not. No, no, no, no. I'm not messing with you. I've seen your act on the show. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:38:07 Maybe you... I don't know. I saw you on stage and stuff. I got it in my phone. She's shooting a little shot. She's shooting a little shot. Hey, yo, your girlfriend going to whoop your ass, girl. You got...
Starting point is 01:38:20 I know. I just said, let me stop. Let me stop. Well, thank you, mama. Just Fix My Mess. 800-585-1051 Call us up now It's The Breakfast Club
Starting point is 01:38:28 Good morning The Breakfast Club It's about me Relationship problems It's about me You need to beat Your co-worker's ass It's about me
Starting point is 01:38:38 Your co-worker need To beat your ass Call it up It's Dr. Jess And I'm here to fix your mess It's getting very much messy and I'm here to fix your mess. It's getting very much messy. Let me fix this.
Starting point is 01:38:48 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's time for Jess Fix My Mess. Hello, who's this? This is Alex. Hey, what's up, bro? What's your question for Jess? Listen, I got a good question, man.
Starting point is 01:39:00 Good morning, everybody. Good morning. I've been dating my girl for about nine months, and I recently just found a hidden camera in the room. How should I go about it? Wow. You've been dating your girl for nine months, and you found a hidden camera in the room recently.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Have you talked to her? Yeah. You haven't. You're just talking to me. I'm just talking to you first about it. I want to know how to deliver it to her. I don't think it's... I honestly feel like... However you... However you deliver it to her. I don't think it's, I honestly feel like, ugh, however
Starting point is 01:39:26 you, however you deliver it to her is valid to me because we've been, y'all live together? Correct. Okay, how long y'all been living together? For the nine months. Y'all got together for nine months and then y'all just moved straight in? Oh, I'm sorry. We've
Starting point is 01:39:42 been together for about a year. And three months into it, I moved in. Okay, you moved moved in okay you moved okay okay okay jesus does she have children so yes originally i thought the camera was for the kids because there's an open one in the living room but there's a hidden one in our room and then she did not bring the attention at all didn't even try to both both of them i would have just felt more comfortable if she said hey there's cameras here this is how i feel safe well now that changes i'm cool with that yeah it changes a little bit all right so i wouldn't because like what did she got like a freaky freaky side because i know you don't have sex in the room so maybe like she'd be
Starting point is 01:40:20 watching back the tape like she's too shy she's She's too shy. Oh, yeah. No. All right. Well, I don't know. You have to. I think you sit down and you talk to her and be like, listen, so I noticed that there's a hidden camera in our bedroom. And the fact that you didn't bring it to me, you didn't run it past me. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:40:37 And the fact that I had to find it, that's a little alarming. And it messes with the trust. You know what I'm saying? Like, we've been together, living together for nine months. I don't want to feel like i can't trust you like are you watching me are you waiting for me to slip up like what's up with this you understand what i'm saying she can only be honest with that yeah open and honest i guess give her the platform to you know let it out truth will set you free yeah this truth will definitely set you free but i think you should definitely put your foot down like don't don't like you know don't you don't got backer into a corner but tell her how you feel about it like i
Starting point is 01:41:09 feel betrayed like i feel this is this is messing with the trust because i had to find a hidden camera in the privacy of our room like and i i didn't know it was there and if i didn't find it how long would would it have taken for you to say something right with me being so cool about it especially like yo if it's about your safety and security, I'm all for it, but... No, don't even give her that. Let her tell you that. Don't give her that as an option.
Starting point is 01:41:31 Just let her tell you that, if that's what it is. Because a lot of times, when you give people ways out, they take them. So, just let her tell you that. But tell her that it for sure hurts you, and it damages trust.
Starting point is 01:41:42 Big facts. Should I have asked her to access to the camera, or just let her be facts. Should I have access to the camera or just let her be with it? I want access to the camera if I'm living here and I imagine you paying bills. Oh, I pay the mortgage. Yeah. Yeah. I should have access to everything in this damn house. Yes.
Starting point is 01:41:58 I want access to it for sure. I don't want her to take them down because I mean, it's a valid point for safety and security. I'm a cop. I know that, you to take them down because, I mean, it's a valid point for safety and security. I'm a cop. I know it. Right. But definitely get that. Make sure that is the reason. Let her tell you that.
Starting point is 01:42:12 And then, yeah, you ask for access to it. Absolutely. Because you want to feel safe, too. Too. Right. Right. Big touch. Thank you for the advice.
Starting point is 01:42:20 That's exactly what I needed. No problem, boo. Good luck. I'll listen to you again tomorrow and forever on. Yes. Forever on. I like that. No problem, boo. Good luck. I'll listen to you again tomorrow and forever on. Yes. Forever on. I like that. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:42:28 Thank you, bro. All right. Just Fix My Mess, 800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Just Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:42:40 It's time for a positive note. What we got? I do, man. And I simply want to say, and I've said this before, but it's just a reminder. I need to remind you all for 2024. Hope you heal is my new response to negativity. Whenever somebody is being negative towards you and they projecting, just simply say to them, I hope you heal. Have a blessed day. Breakfast club, bitches. Had enough of this country ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.
Starting point is 01:43:07 This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?
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Starting point is 01:43:52 Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes,
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Starting point is 01:45:06 Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama
Starting point is 01:45:45 who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history
Starting point is 01:46:04 by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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