The Breakfast Club - Tiffany Haddish Interview and More
Episode Date: December 11, 2017Today on the show we had the last black unicorn, Tiffany Haddish stop by, where she spoke about her glow up to fame, haters in the industry, and even gave the guys sex ed 101. Moreover, Charlamagne ga...ve "Donkey of the Day" to Florida Mayor Teresa Darlene Bradley for using a dead person's handicap sticker for parking. Also, since it is Monday we did our favorite segment "Shoot Your Shot", and lets just say the shooter did a complete air ball. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning, USA. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Absolutely is. Does this mean? Well. Does it mean what? This is our last week, right?
Before the holiday break?
Yeah, before the holiday break.
Yeah, before the holiday break.
Yeah.
This is it.
Five more days.
So drop on the Clues Bumps for that, goddammit, because I can't wait.
I don't know about y'all, but you know, if you got vacation days at your job and you don't really use them during the year, you can't wait to use them at the end of the year.
I feel like I was just off.
Hey, you were.
You actually were.
For a couple weeks.
You know what I'm saying?
But guess what?
I'm about to take some
of that time too,
God damn it.
All right?
This is like when you
play in spades
and you know you got
a bunch of trump cards
and you just wait
to hit them
towards the end.
Absolutely.
Because you know you're
about to rack up
four or five books
real quick in the span
of 30 seconds.
This is that moment.
Well, shout out
to everybody in Atlanta.
I was in Atlanta
over the weekend
shooting a video
for my Hardaway record.
So Atlanta showed me a lot of love. Every time you go to
Atlanta, you just eat bad.
What's that dude's name? Deshawn?
Did he unbleep my name yet?
He did in some of the records, yes.
He unbleeped my name. I don't like that sound effect
on it. Let me tell you the story. He was actually
up here when Birdman came up here
and said the whole, respect my name,
all true, y'all. Yes, that classic moment.
That classic moment. That classic moment.
The culture history.
So in the song,
he says,
I was just in New York in a Hummer
looking for Charlemagne
respect.
So why is he not mad at you
and he's mad at Charlemagne?
I think Charlemagne
rhymed a little better
than Angelina and DJ Envy.
All I know is
he need to unbleed my name.
That's what I get.
Don't ever think
that you're dissing me.
I mean,
that I would take offense
to that.
All right. Okay. So if you diss, if you want to diss Charlemagne, just say my name. Say my name. Don't ever think that you're dissing me, that I would take offense to that.
All right?
Okay?
So if you want to diss Charlamagne, just say his name. Say my name.
All right?
Well, I finally went to go see Chris Rock over the weekend.
What'd you think?
Oh, that it was really funny.
You know, Chris Rock's my favorite comedian.
So I went to go see him.
You see him at the Garden or the Barclays?
I went to the Garden.
Okay.
In New York City, yes.
So that was a great time for me.
It was my first time seeing Chris Rock
actually perform live.
Usually I just watch
his stand-up specials
over and over and over again
and I used to love
the Chris Rock show also
and everybody hates Chris.
That was the second time
I've seen him live.
I've never seen him live.
I thought about that too
when I went to go see him
last week.
I was like,
damn, watching Chris Rock
specials was an event.
You'd be at the house,
they'd come on HBO,
everybody'd gather around,
you'd watch them.
I was like, damn,
the last time I saw a special
I think was Never Scared maybe
in 08?
Okay.
And I was like,
now I'm kicking it.
I seen New Year's Eve
about eight years ago
at the Garden.
Okay.
And he did the Garden.
It was dope.
We dropped the ball
with him, Paul,
during that show.
Wow, drop on a clues bomb
for Envy.
Wow.
Chris Rock, you know what? Is Chris Rock aware of this?ues Bomb for Envy. Wow. Chris Rock.
You know what?
Is Chris Rock aware of this?
You know what?
Hey, Chris.
Chris, is there anything
that you want to tell us?
You know what I mean?
Maybe you want to come forward
with a sexual harassment allegation.
Great.
Let's get the show cracking.
Tiffany Haddish
will be joining us this morning.
I saw her this weekend, too,
at Caroline's.
How was that?
I missed that one.
It was good.
I went Saturday night.
I went to the 10 o'clock show.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right. Let's look to Queen Tiffany Haddish. She'll be here this morning. That's right. Let went Saturday night. I went to the 10 o'clock show. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Let's look at the Queen Tiffany hat. She'll be here this morning.
That's right. Let's get the show cracking. Front page news, what we talking about?
We'll talk about a young man who was bullied and his video went viral and a lot of people are showing him support.
It will actually make you feel really heartbroken.
All right. Well, let's get into all that when we come back.
Here's G-Eazy, A$AP Rocky, Cardi B, Stone Limit. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee Cardi B. Stone Limit. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
That song just went platinum, too, by the way.
No.
Yeah, drop on the Clues bombs for G-Eazy, Cardi B, and ASAP Rocky.
Got them a plack.
Congrats to them.
What does that even mean nowadays?
Does that mean you sold a million records?
Or a million streams, yeah.
A million streams.
No, over a million streams.
It's like 150 million streams.
It's the equivalent of everything together.
So the streams plus the actual physical sales.
Plus YouTube numbers, plus video views.
So it's 150 million.
So it's a lot.
Well, they win platinum.
Right.
All right.
Well, let's get into some front page news.
I'm not going to talk football.
We don't need to talk football.
Why?
Oh, you don't want to talk football?
You boycotting again?
You standing with Cap now?
Why?
My team is, what, 2-22?
It makes no sense to watch football anymore. But this is selfish.
Other people might want to hear. With their teams... Alright.
Bills beat the Colts 13-7.
Panthers beat the Vikings 31-24.
Bears beat the Bengals 33-7.
Packers beat the Browns 27-21.
49ers beat the Texans
26-16. Kansas City beat Oakland
26-15. The Lions beat the Bucks
24-21. The Cardinals beat the Titans 12-7. Bron Lions beat the Bucks 24-21. The Cardinals beat the Titans 12-7.
Broncos beat the Jets 23-0.
The Chargers beat the Washington 30-13.
Jaguars beat Seahawks 30-24.
The Eagles beat the Rams 43-35.
The Steelers beat the Ravens 39-38.
And the Giants had the night off.
The Giants did not have the night off.
The Giants actually took a knee to the Dallas Cowboys,
and they lost 30-10.
I only seen the third quarter up to the third quarter when it was tied 10-10.
I didn't watch any of it.
Oh.
I'm lying.
But, yeah, it was 30-10.
Okay?
All right.
Now let's talk about this young boy that was being bullied.
Yes, this video has gone viral.
Now, young Keaton Jones is crying while he's talking about how he's subjected to verbal and physical abuse because of his classmates.
This was in Tennessee.
And here is what that video sounds like.
Why do they bully?
What's the point of it?
Why do you find joy in taking innocent people and finding a way to be mean to them?
They make fun of my nose.
They call me ugly.
They say I have no friends.
How's that make you feel?
I don't like that they do it to me
and I'm sure they don't like that they do it to other people
because it's not okay.
People that are different
don't need to be criticized about it.
It's not their fault.
Well, three things can remedy this situation.
What's that?
One, this young man just has to learn how to snap back. He gotta
get some jokes and he has to get right back at those bullies.
Number two, he needs to develop a mean
left-right hook combination. Correct.
Okay, or three, other people in the school that the
bullies are afraid of have to stand up for him.
We don't want to promote violence. Why not?
Because we don't want to do that. Man,
please, listen, if they're pouring milk on you
and putting ham down your pants, you got every right
to punch them in the face. That's your damn mind?
Well, I had this problem with my daughter when she started taking the school bus
when she was in middle school.
And I had, me and my wife sat down and we started snapping on each other,
like teaching her how to go back.
Like, your mom is this, or your pop is this, or you look like this.
No, no, no.
Tell her to listen to me snapping on you.
That ain't fair.
Mom, you and wifey being nice to each other.
No, no, no.
But that's what we did
and she learned
how to protect herself
and how to back herself
and then once her brother
got into school,
I was like,
if anybody say anything
about crazy about your sister,
you can take it
anywhere you want to take it.
And especially
if they put their hands on you.
It's one thing
to be a verbal bully
but when a verbal bully
turns into a physical bully
and they pouring milk on you
and hands on your shirt,
man, you got every right
to punch them in the face.
Well, a lot of celebrities have stepped up to this viral video.
Now, Cardi B said, I'm so sad and angry like I'm OD hot.
Please teach your kids not to be bullies.
That's another solution.
Teach them how to be tough but not to pick on others.
I can't get that boy in that video out of my mind.
I wish I could give him a hug and beat the ish out them kids that pick on him.
I don't care if they kids.
F you.
Now, T.I. posted, to answer your question, little man, bullies
are just cowards who are too weak to address their
hurt, pain, and unhappiness in their
own miserable lives, so they take it out on great people
like you. Ply said, whoever
this courageous young man is, I would love to be your friend
champ. If that's okay with you, if someone can
help me find him, I would love to send him something for Christmas.
Oh no, none of them be having no
remorse when it be time to get them memes off on
social media about somebody else.
There's all type of forms of bullying that people be doing that, you know.
Everybody be coming down.
I saw a lot of people come to the defense of this young man.
I'm like, all right, wait till the next celebrity get caught up in some stuff and he go viral with a meme.
And you bully a celebrity.
That's bullying.
Yeah, absolutely.
Now, let's talk about these California wildfires.
Yes, so right now, California wildfires are now larger than New York City and Boston combined.
My goodness.
We told you before, the gusty winds and the dry conditions aren't helping,
and there's no rain in the forecast for at least 10 days.
So it's 230,000 acres, and they're saying it's the fifth largest blaze in modern California history
as far as the Thomas fires.
So, of course, they're blaming this on climate change, and some people are saying
Southern California is literally burning
up. So we have to have the
resources to combat those fires,
and also invest in managing the vegetation
in the forest. So it's pointless to have
like Smokey the Bear commercials now, because
it's not true that only you can prevent forest fires.
Because clearly, man has nothing to do with this.
Right? I think it had to start somewhere,
don't it? Yeah, it definitely started somewhere.
They blamed it on climate change.
Smokey used to point at you and say only you can prevent fire.
It could have been a small, something very small,
and then the wind blew it and, you know, the dry climate made it worse.
It's the conditions.
It was something small that can't be contained,
and then the dry conditions and the winds and no rain.
Well, whose fault is the conditions?
It's why it spread.
Who caused the conditions?
Who caused the... Well, it could have been somebody throwing a cigarette on a dry... No, I mean the conditions, the dryness It's why it's spread. Who caused the conditions? Who caused the...
Well, it could be somebody throwing a cigarette on a dry...
No, I mean the conditions, the dryness.
Oh, that's Mother Nature.
All right, then.
So smoking needs to point up in the sky and say, God, only you can prevent forest fires.
And that's front page news.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset and you need to vent, hit us up right now.
Or maybe you feel blessed, want to spread some positivity, call us up now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. You better have the same energy.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
Yes, this is Fred from Milwaukee, Wisconsin
with Good Morning Queen, God,
DJ Envy. Good morning, good morning.
Good morning, Fred.
What's up, Fred?
How you doing, my brother?
I'm all right.
Just a couple things.
I want y'all to have a wonderful holiday because on Friday, y'all going to be gone for, what, three weeks the rest of the year?
Yes, sir.
That's what it's looking like.
I want y'all and y'all beautiful family to have a great, wonderful holidays.
And my second question is, Uncle Sean, them people must have got on your behind
because you've been at work on time all week, brother.
Nah, I don't need nobody to get on my behind.
I know when I be late.
Why do I want to be late?
Somebody might always be on his behind.
Don't nobody got to tell me to be on time.
I know I'm late.
I want to be on time.
Oh, okay.
Well, I want you to have that same energy
after the three weeks off, brother.
Have that same energy when you come back. I'm going to think about it., okay. Well, I'm going to let him know, too. After the three weeks off, brother. Have that same energy when you come back.
I'm going to think about it.
All right.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, good morning.
Hey, what's your name?
I am Veronica.
I'm calling from Minneapolis.
Hey, Veronica.
Get it off your chest, mama.
Hey, I'm kind of upset about the little bullying boy.
The little boy that's getting bullied.
It's kind of messed up.
I'm actually in school for social work, and I'm planning on being a therapist.
But I was a child, too, that was, you know, bothered by bullying.
And I'm telling you, that can really make you a mean person.
It can make you...
It can make you...
You can be damaging to this world.
So as far as him being bullied,
he really needs to get, like, some help,
or his parents need to actually get in and get involved,
and something needs to happen
because kids getting bullied nowadays,
they starting to commit suicide
at the youngest age
I've ever seen.
You got your hand in line
because I be hearing
them stories
of like 8-year-old
committed suicide,
10-year-old committed suicide.
I'm like, what?
Now I wonder how the kids
at his school react
after seeing this video
that went viral,
all the kids that have
been bullying him.
If they're real bullies,
they're going to be worse.
They're going to clown him.
They're definitely going to clown him.
They're going to clown him.
They're going to clown him
about that video.
They might start reenacting
it at school. I cried when I watched it. Yeah? Yeah going to clown him. They're going to clown him. They're going to clown him about that video. They might start reenacting it at school.
I cried when I watched it.
Yeah?
Yeah, it's sad.
That's pretty sad.
I just want everybody to make bullying as a wish.
You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne, I heard you kind of joking about it.
I wasn't joking.
Why do y'all think everything I say is a joke?
I was dead serious.
Because you think everything you do is joking.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be mad at you sometimes.
I like Charlamagne. But tell I'm not like Charlie Mayne.
Tell me what I joked about then. Tell me what you thought
was a joke that I said. I don't know. You just thought
it was funny how
you said you should have had your kids listen to
him make fun of you. Violence isn't
the way though. Violence isn't the way.
Stop that. We got to stop that.
If these parents get more
involved,
that's going gonna make the kids
You know
Feel like they can protect themselves
I'll f*** you Charlamagne
Whatever
Thank you my brother
Do you know that
Where did that just come from?
Who was that?
Do you know that they
Poured milk down this boy's shirt?
Do you know they
Poured milk on this boy's head
And put a ham down his shirt?
The proper procedure
The proper procedure
Is teach your kids
No teach your kids
Keep your hands to yourself Cause somebody gonna Bust your ass To the young ladies The proper procedure is to tell a teacher. No, teach your kids, keep your hands to yourself,
because somebody's going to bust your ass.
To young ladies, the proper procedure is if the first time it happens,
you have to call the teacher or the authority.
No.
The second time, you can protect yourself.
That ain't the way life works.
Believe me, I've been through it.
My son had this problem,
and he was putting hands on everybody that was touching him,
and he got in more trouble than the other kids.
That's what you tell your kids.
The first proper procedure is you have to tell the teacher first.
Hold on, hold on.
You can't be victim-blaming
saying it's the kid's fault
because you don't know
how to fight back.
Why did he get in trouble
with the kids?
He got in trouble because...
Because he beat the kid's ass
as he should have.
And you know what the kids should...
You know the valuable lesson
those bullies learned
messing with your son?
Leave people the hell alone.
I mean, nobody bothers Logan now,
but Logan got into
a lot of trouble for it.
Detention and all that
because what wound up happening is the kid
would cry, Logan's not, and now the bully's crying
and now the teacher's like, well, this is the boy crying.
Well, listen, if it's verbal, you know,
and the kid, the kid said, look, these kids are bullying me.
They talking crazy about me. Alright, boom.
Now it's on record. So when they take it a step
further and put their hands on you, bust their
ass. That's why you have to report it first
so you have that protection. I went through it. Anyway,
get it off your chest. 80-585-1051.
Call us up now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Come on.
The Breakfast Club.
Let's go.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed.
Get it off your chest.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
So if you got something on your mind, let it out.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, Envy, what up, man?
What's up, bro?
Get it off your chest.
I got to get it off my chest, man.
For real, for real.
What up?
What up?
Who up in there today?
Charlamagne and G?
Same people that have been here the past seven years.
We here.
Yeah, what's up, man?
What's up?
Big up to you with the little turquoise panties she got on today.
What?
You got turquoise panties on?
Okay.
That's sexual harassment, sir.
That is definitely sexual harassment. Where did you make that up from? You ain't got on turquoise panties? Okay. That's sexual harassment, sir. That is definitely sexual harassment.
Where did you make that up from?
You ain't got on
turquoise panties today?
No, I definitely don't.
Pink?
Sexual harassment.
Strawberry?
Nope.
Sexual assault.
Anyway, man,
what's up with y'all, man?
How y'all been?
What's up, man?
What's up with you
and your little rape culture
you got going on this morning?
Rape culture?
What the hell?
Hey, yo, son, man,
you still ugly to death.
You just light skin now.
Oh, damn.
Okay, there you go.
Now you bullying me. I ain't bullying. Oh, yeah, what still ugly to death. You just light-skinned now. Oh, damn. Okay, there you go. Now you're bullying me.
I ain't bullying.
Oh, yeah, what's up with that little kid with the little Chris Muller haircut, man?
Everybody bullying.
They need to stop that, man.
Cut that out.
You call up here sexually harassing us and bullying us, and now you're telling people
to stop bullying?
Hold on, hold on.
What do you mean, us?
I said the whole sexual harassment thing.
You're the only sexually harassing me.
You commented on my looks.
That sounded like sexual harassment to me.
Nah, that was just bullying.
Hello, who's this?
Hello.
Good morning.
This is Marcus.
Marcus, good morning.
Get it off your chest.
Well, I was upset about the boy, right?
And I was, like, very upset about it.
But then last night, I seen a picture of him.
He had a picture with his siblings, and his brother was holding a Confederate flag.
He was holding an American flag.
Now, I don't know if I should be upset anymore because their family was holding the Confederate flag and stuff.
Where are they from?
They are from Tennessee, though.
Yeah, they're from Tennessee.
I didn't see that picture, but the young kid, Keaton Jones,
he already has been a guest at a Tennessee Titans game already.
He got invited to the premiere of the next Avengers movie
by actor Chris Evans.
He's going to the Cavs game.
J.R. Smith invited him to go to that when they play in Tennessee.
He's going to do a whole lot of stuff there.
And his mom raised $30,000 for his future education on a fundraising page as well.
That would be very interesting if all of these rappers and athletes that are inviting him places,
and then he shows up with a Make America Great Again hat.
That would be very interesting to see how they react to that.
Well, thank you for your call, bro.
All right.
Hello, who's this?
Oh, this is Anonymous.
Hey, Anonymous, get it off your chest, mama.
Why do people call the radio station and say they're anonymous?
Why just don't make a fake name?
They don't want to say your name.
They don't want to say your name.
You can just say a fake name.
I don't want to say my name right now, okay?
Okay.
All right, Nora.
I am so damn blessed today because my grandmother always told me from young, the hardest thing
to do is get an N-I-G-G-A out your damn house. And I
finally got that N-I-G-G-A out
my damn house. How'd you do it?
I feel so free, girl. All you do is
call the police. How'd you do it?
I do it. An opportunity
came, and I seized it.
And honey, he
is gone.
She ain't saying her real name, so
he ain't all the way gone Look he's gone
Right before the holidays too
Isn't that a relief
That burden off your shoulders
Oh
Oh you don't know
I haven't slept so good
I haven't slept good
In five years
Oh he put me
Through hell girl
Yeah but the bad
The bad thing about it baby
The bad thing about it
Is he know where you live at
And um
It don't sound like
He gonna go away easy
He'll be back
No no no
No no no
No no no He ain't got his keys, no. No, no, no.
He ain't got his keys no more.
But do you have a restraining order against him, though?
It's nothing for me to walk right
down there and get one of those family
orders of protection. You think you're going to need
one? You need to go do it. I need to go do that
today. Yes, you do. ASAP.
Yes, honey. Well, thank you for your
call, and congrats
on the freedom. Thank you.
All right, get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset, you need to vent, you can hit us up right now.
Nayee, we got rumors on the way?
Yes, you know, it was a big weekend for comedy for all of us, right?
But we'll tell you about one comedian who didn't have the best weekend.
He actually ended up getting arrested.
All right, we'll get into all that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee.
Well, Hannibal Buress got arrested after a confrontation with the cops. He was cuffed at around 2 a.m. Sunday morning, and he was questioning why was he being detained.
He was asking them to explain what probable cause they had.
He refused to get in the police car.
The standoff lasted several minutes.
Of course, cameras were rolling.
Check it out.
Am I under?
For what?
What am I detained for?
Trespassing.
Trespassing? No, I detained for? Trespassing. Trespassing?
No, I'm not getting in your car.
Unless you have probable cause for anything,
take the hands off of me.
I didn't do anything.
I'm not getting in your car.
You don't have probable cause for anything.
You're under arrest for killing Bill Cosby's career and legacy.
That's what you're under arrest for, Hannah.
Well, he was released at around 6 a.m.
He posted a $500 bond.
Now, according to
the arresting officer,
they're saying
they approached him
with, he had bloodshot eyes,
a strong odor of alcohol,
and he asked the cop
to call him an Uber.
This was Miami.
Well, clearly you've
never met Hannibal Buress,
all right?
Every time I meet Hannibal Buress,
he's got bloodshot eyes
and smells of alcohol.
I actually ran into him
not that long ago in Brooklyn
and it was the same scenario.
Hannibal has a good time when he goes out, right?
He definitely was having a good time.
And he has the right to have a good time.
He too dark-skinned to talk to police like that, though.
He been around these white people too long.
You think he got rights or something?
All right, Mob Wives is supposedly returning,
and after Big Ang passed away, that's when the show ended,
but now I guess they're trying to make their big return.
Now, we don't know if it's coming back to VH1,
who from the old cast is going to be returning, but according to Renee they're trying to make their big return. Now, we don't know if it's coming back to VH1, who from the old cast
is going to be returning, but according to
Renee Graziano's sister,
Jennifer Graziano, she said it's still going to be focused
on the East Coast. It'll be in New York and
the surrounding areas, not necessarily
Staten Island. I'm always open to expanding to any city
that makes sense with a
good cast. If Mob Wives comes back, it's definitely coming
back to VH1. It's too big of a franchise for them
to put anywhere else. And shout out to Renee. I haven't seen her in a
long time. Renee Graziano. Hey, Renee.
She had actually moved to Miami for a little
while. She did? Oh, she did. Well, I hope she's still listening to us
on 103.5 The Beach. She definitely still listens.
Oh, come on, Renee. I love Renee.
R. Kelly, somebody broke into his house
and stole all of his belongings while
he was away. Now, the break-in
happened on November 26. He was
on tour and a cleaning woman arrived to the house
and found out that everything was emptied.
Everything was gone is what she told the police when they arrived at the mansion.
Now, R. Kelly gave a tour of the empty house, and here's what it sounded like.
I'm at my house right now in Atlanta where they basically cleaned out my whole house.
That's what happens when you let people too close to you,
people you've known for 25, 30 years. This is what
happens. I wish I wouldn't feel sorry
for R. Kelly. I don't have no sympathy
or no empathy for you.
How do you clean out your whole crib though?
The person who's being charged with burglary, theft,
by taking and theft by deception is
Alfonso Walker. Who's Alfonso Walker?
And he's one of R. Kelly's associates.
How'd they find out? Because he tried to go pawn some of the
stuff and had a bunch of urine stains on it so they knew it was
R. Kelly's. I thought they caught him. I thought he went back to get some more
stuff or something like that, I thought. Well, neighbors told
authorities the moving vehicles had been at R. Kelly's
properties and that his colleague, Alfonso
Walker, had told him that he was moving
that R. Kelly was moving his organization
to Chicago. This was the house in Atlanta.
So, you know,
he'd been working odd jobs for R. Kelly
according to the police, so it makes sense.
Never forget R. Kelly is on video
peeing on a 13, 14, 15-year-old girl
however old she was.
Alright, well, I'm Angela Yee.
A lot of people are calling for this Me Too
movement to affect R. Kelly finally.
It'll never happen. Whatever
R. Kelly got, Donald Trump got too.
They got the same type of Teflon Don skin or whatever it is.
All right.
All right.
Well, that's the rumor report.
When we come back, Tiffany Haddish will be joining us.
We'll kick it with Tiffany Haddish.
So don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
And y'all know I love this woman.
Miss Tiffany Haddish.
Good morning.
Tiffany Haddish. What's. Good morning, Haddish.
What's happening?
What's happening?
So much has happened since the first time you were up here.
I know.
I feel like telling you congratulations is an understatement.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate that.
That is nice.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you, too.
And I'm proud of you.
Y'all still got jobs and stuff.
How has your life changed this year?
Oh, man, my life has changed drastically.
I'm definitely working every single day, which I'm super grateful for.
My body's like, go to sleep.
My mind is like, no, we got to get this money.
And I'm able to make my mortgage payments on time, so I'm happy about that.
I'm able to provide for my grandma and help out my family in any way,
but at least financially most, well, not all the time, but you know.
And it's just been amazing.
I go to the store and people know who I am.
Even white people know me now.
Even white people.
You on all the white shows.
Saturday Night Live.
Ellen.
You don't get SNL.
You don't get no
whiter than that.
What was the most
surprising thing that happened?
The most surprising thing
that happened?
I mean,
none of it's a surprise to me.
I like thought of
all this stuff
and it's all happening.
So,
it's not a surprise.
I'm just grateful.
That's the thing
I love about you the most
is that you are an example
of the power
of positive thinking.
Like,
you always speak in success.
Like,
how have you been able to maintain that attitude based off everything you went through?
And if you don't know what she went through, you can pick up her book, The Last Black Unicorn.
Yes, pick up the book.
Pick up the book.
I guess the way that I'm able to maintain that is it's all about how you think, you
know, it's all about your thoughts and that's the power.
And sometimes I do be feeling like, oh, man, I don't think this is going to happen.
Or I'm about to fail.
And then I'll be like, uh-uh, you're not allowed to think like that.
Take that out your mind right now.
You winning.
You successful.
You this.
And whenever I take pictures, I always say success.
Success.
And when I drink my coffee, I say success coffee.
I eat my oatmeal.
It's success oatmeal.
That's how I think.
Everything around me, everything I put inside of me is success.
And that's why I ain't had
no dick in a while.
Why you don't bless the dick
the same way you bless
everything else?
Well, I try,
but they're failures.
When's the last time
you had some penis then?
Not in a while.
That's too specific
in this time right now.
Come on, you can't.
I'm sorry.
I don't work with her.
I don't work with her.
You can't sexually harass her.
You don't work with her.
You know what? You don't have to work with the woman to
sexually harass her. I'm not sexually harassing her.
He didn't sexually harass me.
He sounded like one of them nurses.
When was the last time
you asked him, where did you graduate
from? One of them schools that you seen a commercial
from.
You been sitting on the couch, you ain't got
no job. In nine months, you could be a registered nurse.
You look like an RN, though.
I'm not going to lie.
You really do.
You really do.
You really do.
And then you come in for your little test and stuff, and they be like, so when the last time you got some...
Excuse me.
You're supposed to ask me when the last time I was intimate with somebody.
When the last time I had sexual contact.
When the last time you got some...
Damn, you got up.
But it feels like a lot of people from reading your book saw something in you from such an early age.
Like, people saw your talent, your spirit.
It's like everybody knew that something great was going to happen for you.
Yeah, a lot of people did.
A lot of people...
I mean, I wouldn't be where I'm at right now without all those people, the good and the bad.
Like, without those experiences, I wouldn't have anything to talk about.
So, I'm grateful for all of those people.
Y'all be here and you thank your bullies now.
Yeah, I thank my bullies.
Yeah, I thank all of them.
Thank you, James.
Thank you, Keosha.
Thank you, all of y'all.
You remember their names?
Yeah.
You never forget your bullies' names.
Do you forget?
You forgot your bullies' names?
He was a bully.
No, I used to get bullied.
I started bullying because I was getting bullies.
Right.
You know, you can't beat them, join them.
Right.
Yeah.
But you remember their names.
Absolutely.
Yeah, you never forget your abuser's names.
What about, how do you say his name, Audi?
Oh, Adi.
Adi.
Man.
Let's talk about Adi for a second. Uh-huh. Has he
reached out? Nah, he ain't reached out.
Sent a DM? Nah, he ain't sent a DM.
Tell the people who Audi is. You tell them,
Tiffany, because Audi's a guy that she's in a lot for.
Okay, so Audi inspired me.
Okay.
I went to this school in the Valley, and it was like
a, you know, 3% black.
I mean, yeah, 3% black. And Audi was
one of the boys there that I really liked, and he was in a drama class, and I was like, you know, 3% black. I mean, yeah, 3% black. And Adi was one of the boys there that I really liked,
and he was in the drama class.
And I was like, ooh.
When one of my friends said, he's in drama,
I was like, well, then I guess I got to get in drama.
That's how I'm going to get to make out with Adi
because he wasn't giving me no play off the top.
And so I thought, in my mind, I thought, ooh, yeah,
if I get in drama with Adi, right,
then they're going to have to put us together
because we both black,
and then I'm going to have to be his wife or his girlfriend in a play or something.
And we're going to have to kiss.
But, you know, my school wanted to be like thinking outside the box and stuff.
And like doing interracial relationships and stuff.
So then I never got to be in a relationship in a play with him or nothing.
And then I used to send him candy grams.
You remember candy grams?
That used to be the business.
And I used to put Snickers in his candy gramshams, like put a little something extra in there.
And, you know, I tried to write him notes and stuff, but I couldn't spell for nothing.
Yeah, you just didn't even read.
No, I could barely read, barely write words and stuff.
Like I would just copy.
Like I love you, like L-U-V-E.
That's how they say it now anyway.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know what?
I was ahead of my time.
There you go.
I was ahead of my time. There you go.
I was ahead of my time.
When I really think about it, like the way that I was writing is how we write now.
That's right.
Boom.
Look at me.
Where's he at now?
I don't know where he at. You never Googled him just to see?
You know how sometimes you Google and then he would.
I know that he ended up playing for the Redskins for a little bit.
And I hear through the grapevine from other people that I went to school with that
he's married with kids and stuff.
Peace, Addy. I'm sure a lot of old penises
of the past are trying to pop up on you now.
Oh, yeah. They all keep trying to be resurrected.
It's cute.
It's real cute, but the resurrection's
not happening right now.
It's over?
I don't got time for that. I don't have time.
I don't even, like... Go on dates? You go on dates? No. I don't got time for that. I don't have time. I don't even, like...
Go on dates?
You go on dates?
No, I don't have time.
You got to make some time for yourself.
But still, you can find, you know...
Girl, I be...
You know people say they find time for things that's important to them, so maybe in between...
That's not that...
Here's the thing.
It's not that important right now.
I got...
Look, Groupon has a sex toy section.
There you go. And that shows up right when you need, look, Groupon has a sex toy section. There you go.
And that shows up right when you need, like, oh, boom, oh, what?
This the one that costs $200?
It's only $39.99?
Let me get that.
The womanizer.
The what?
It's a sex toy.
The womanizer.
Tip, like, you know I know.
You know the womanizer?
Mm-mm.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I wouldn't buy nothing that say womanizer.
I got rabbits. I don't know what you're talking about. I wouldn't buy nothing that said woman.
I got rabbits and dolphins.
It's amazing that you're still able to even be open to having a relationship because you've had some bad ones.
Even in the book, you talk about your first marriage.
Yeah.
It was a piece of work.
Well, you know, everybody has a story to tell.
And everybody is who they are when they are who
they are but um i don't even know what that means i just felt like that was nice it felt good
i mean i i'm definitely open to having a relationship and stuff it's just you know
like i just want somebody who's like better than me that I can learn from you know
what I'm saying credit score better than mine work ethic better than mine just you know be like a dope
example to me and then you know he don't have no kids am I giving out my wish list yes and he he
fine to me you know he beautiful to me maybe everybody else think he ugly but to me he is
beautiful and he can read my mind and he know when I feel like being bothered and when I don't feel me. Maybe everybody else think he ugly, but to me, he is beautiful. And he
can read my mind. And he know
when I feel like being bothered and when I don't feel
like being bothered. And like
he dress nice, but not too nice.
Will you be like, is he gay? I don't know. But he
dress just nice enough. And he
funny, right? And then he be
giving me back massages, but don't be trying
to do it to me all the time. Just do it
when I feel like doing it.
Oh!
You ain't going to find that one.
Now you can get a robot built.
You're getting your money.
You got these robot humans.
I'm getting ready to do it to an android.
He's going to wake up every morning when I wake up.
He's going to be like, you are so beautiful, Tiffany.
Are you ready to succeed today?
Yes, I am.
All right, we got more with Tiffany Haddish. When we come back,
don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ
N.V. Angela Yee. Charlamagne
the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Tiffany
Haddish in the building. Charlamagne,
do you feel like a celebrity yet? No.
I still feel the same. Just more sleepy. But I feel exactly the same. Charlamagne, do you feel like a celebrity yet? No. I still feel the same.
Just more sleepy.
But I feel exactly the same.
You know,
I feel exactly the same.
I see that, though,
because I saw you at a Diddy party
the other day,
and you was just in there
wild and having a good time.
I was having a good time.
That was on your birthday, though.
Yeah.
So you probably turned up
a little bit more,
and it's a picture
where they all looking at you
like, wow,
what is she up to?
Is Mary J. Bly? I know Mary. She looking at you like wow what is what's she up to it was mary j blige i know mary and he's like what's she doing something at a bar mitzvah
or something i was partying like i was uh at a black mitzvah now charlamagne told us a story
behind the scenes how you put erica badu's was it head wrap or hat on? Oh, she had on a triangle thing.
That wasn't behind the scenes, I don't think, was it?
We was at the Dave Chappelle event, and Erykah Badu performed,
and she had this big triangle hat thing on, right,
which is actually, it was a shriantra.
It was a portion of a shriantra, right?
And I know about shapes and symbols and stuff, right? What's a shriantra for the people who don't know? I don't know what that is. A shriantra is a portion of a chiantra, right? And I know about shapes and symbols and stuff, right?
What's a chiantra for the people who don't know?
I don't know what that is.
A chiantra is like the blueprint of all living things.
It's like all cells look like it.
When you play music to a certain frequency or whatever,
and if you put sand on top of a speaker and you put the music onto a certain frequency,
it'll start to take that same shape.
It's kind of like a Mandela flower
or whatever, but it's all sales
of that way. She learned that from YouTube.
You know I did learn it from YouTube,
boy. You watch enough
YouTube videos, you can have a college education.
A shriantra.
You can be a philosopher.
If she like a video, I'll watch it
because I know some educational things.
But anyway, so Erica had like this Sri Yantra hat on.
And so when we went backstage and everything, I was a little tipsy because I was drinking some Japanese whiskey with Dave.
And I don't normally drink whiskey.
And Dave Chappelle was like, hold this and drink some.
And I was like, all right.
And then I was like, ugh.
And then when we got backstage, I'm like, Erica.
Erica, I love you so
much. And you so woke.
Look at you. You woke.
You all the way awoke.
You got a shriantra on your head.
Can I wear it?
And she was like, yeah.
She said, yeah. And I put it
on and stuff, but I took a couple of pictures.
And then, what was it? Neil Brennan was there. He was like, Timonique, telephone, telephone, yeah. And I'll put it on and stuff. But I took a couple of pictures. And then, what was it?
Neil Brennan was there.
He was like, Tiffany, telephone, telephone, telephone.
I guess he thought I was getting on her nerves.
But do you know Erica be hitting me up?
We hit each other up about every week.
Yeah, she's real cool.
Face timing and talking and chopping it up.
That's my girl.
I love it.
She talked about you when she was up here because y'all were supposed to do an SNL skit together.
Yes.
I was trying to make that public.
You know what?
I was trying to turn SNL into skit together. Yes, I was trying to make that public. You know what? I was trying to
turn SNL into a black show.
Into another color.
Man, I was trying to get Queen Latifah,
Jada Pinkett Smith, Regina Hall,
Tyler Perry, and Erykah Badu on there.
And Michael B. Jordan.
Maybe I could hit that.
And what, they wouldn't let you do it?
No, I told them
weeks in advance, you gotta call them and book them now.
Because these are not just regular people.
These ain't celebrities that ain't doing nothing.
Everybody got something to do.
So hit them up, book them now.
And they all told me, yeah.
Everybody that I wanted on the show said, yeah.
But SNL didn't hit them up to the week that I got to, the day I got there.
That's crazy.
That's disorganized.
Well, you know, that's how they operate.
So, which I think is felonious, but whatever.
The Last Black Unicorn.
Why is it named The Last Black Unicorn?
Oh, it tells you in the first page.
Should have read the book.
I just got the book five minutes ago.
Well, it's been out since December the 5th.
Well, Embiid was on a five-week vacation.
And it's on audio.
It's on audio.
I got my degree from Hampton University.
Okay.
I can read.
Is that an online university?
You just tried to make a joke about reading?
I said I could read.
That's what I said.
So why is it the black unicorn?
Okay, so I call it the last black unicorn because when I was younger,
kids used to make fun of me because I had, like,
what I thought was a mole growing out my forehead.
It was actually a wart.
And they used to call me a dirty unicorn.
And I used to have, like, I had a mole on my chin.
I got this one under my eye and one on my nose.
And I had this wart growing out of my head.
So they'd be like, you a dirty unicorn.
You got flies on you with your dirty butt.
Like all this stuff.
And they used to be like, you smell like onions and all this stuff.
But you said you did smell like onions.
I did.
I did smell like onions.
I mean, it wasn't lying.
That's a good must, though, man.
The mustard smelled like onions.
For real.
I wasn't musty.
My mama used to make eggs and onions in the morning,
and I smelled like onions.
And I had a lot of hair.
You know, hair will pick up a scent that's in the house.
You said you didn't used to comb it all the way through.
No, she wouldn't comb it all the way through.
I had to comb hair, popping off and all that.
So, like, and I had a lot of hair.
And so, at the end of the day, I just started thinking about, like, you know, you start, like, joining the, like, kind of like you were saying, you joined your bullies.
Well, I started, like, clowning back.
And I started accepting what they said.
Like, yeah, I am a unicorn.
Yeah, I'm the last black unicorn.
Yeah, I'm special. I'm powerful. You can't stop me. If you nice to me, I'll let what they said. Like, yeah, I am a unicorn. Yeah, I'm the last black unicorn. Yeah, I'm special.
I'm powerful.
You can't stop me.
If you nice to me, I'll let you touch me.
And if you mean to me, I will stab you with my horn.
I'm the last black unicorn.
Holy cow.
So what happened to the wart?
My grandma burned it off.
The wart was CVS.
She went to the drugstore and got that wart removal.
But she took me to the doctor.
And he's like, oh, it's a wart.
She got a wart.
And he's like, you been playing with dirty kids?
I was like, probably.
And I think about Kiyoshi used to pop me in the forehead,
and she did have them knots on her fingers,
so she probably gave me warts from dumping me in the head or something.
Your grandma told you you had herpes, though.
Yeah, she thought I had herpes.
She told me I had herpes.
I just sleep with them little boys.
They're fast.
She thought I had herpes. What was on your forehead? Yeah, you got the herpes. She told me I had herpes. I just sleep with them little boys. Being fast. She said I had herpes.
What was on your forehead?
Yeah, you got the herpes.
But yeah, she did think I had herpes.
Took me to the doctor and they said it was a wart.
And then she burned it off and it never grew back.
You taking supreme care of your grandma right now.
That's why you're on this.
That's where all your money goes.
All my money goes to her.
She deserves it, man.
She put in the work.
So she deserves it.
Now, I saw the picture you did with Barbara Streisand.
You put her on the Cardi B.
Yeah, I did.
Did you put Cardi B's wrong Twitter name?
Well, I didn't know.
That's the first thing that popped up.
What was that conversation like?
Oh, man, that conversation was amazing.
Barbara Streisand, let's just first off, she's a legend.
Absolutely.
And her nails always on fleek.
And she's just so gorgeous and so nice.
And we just started talking about, you know, where we come from and stuff.
She's telling me about Brooklyn and all that.
And, like, she's like, I come from the ghetto of Brooklyn.
I was like, what?
I'm from South Central.
We start comparing our hoods.
I was like, this is different times, different generations, different demographic.
But we understood each other and really enjoyed that.
I was like, what's it like for you to be a role model and stuff?
She was like, well, I don't really concern.
She wasn't really concerned about that so much.
She just wanted to do a good job.
And we talked about her directing and, like, producing and acting.
And so she's, like, the first woman to do all that in her own movie
and all that.
We talked about that.
And then I was like, you know, it's important to inspire
and be a role model, I think, like, and show people that you can
pull yourself up out of nothing.
And I think that's what Cardi B did.
She pulled herself up.
And now look at her.
She on top and getting proposed to in front of 30,000 people and all that,
and the whole world on the internet and everything.
She was like, who is Cardi B?
Who is that?
Who is that?
And I started explaining it to her, and she was like, I never heard of her.
I was like, you ain't never heard this song?
Little bitch, you can't fuck with me.
If you want to, these expensive business fans, I'm saying some bloody shit.
She was like, catch it.
Now, has Oprah reached out yet?
Because I saw you on Ellen.
You want to plant a garden with her.
Yeah, I do.
I want to garden with her.
I'd love to go over to her house and plant some vegetables and grow something with her.
She didn't reach out?
She ain't sent a message or nothing? No, she's supposed to be in South Africa right now.
If she sent a message, I didn't get it.
If she slid in the DMs, I don't know.
But Ellen said she was supposed to be there, but she had to go to South Africa.
Yeah.
But Ellen also said nothing.
Let me show you.
She said what? What did Ellen say?
What'd she say?
What'd she say?
Still waiting on my rental car. Oh, they didn't really give you that? What you saying? Still waiting on my rental car.
Oh, they didn't really give you that?
I saw you signed the papers now.
I signed the papers.
Explain what happened.
What rental car?
She was saying, like, you know, with your newfound success, like, what have you done for yourself?
What have you treated yourself to?
Right.
And I was like, I've just been paying my mortgage on time.
That's it.
And so then she was like, well, if you could get anything, what would you get?
And I said, I would give myself a Tesla, you know, or I would buy myself some real diamonds.
She was like, well, we got you something.
You know, your birthday was yesterday.
So we got you a Tesla.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I was crying and everything.
I was so happy.
And she was like, but it's a rental.
It's only like a seven day rental.
I was like, that's OK.
Like, I was so happy. And then they were like, you could drive off. And I only like a seven-day rental. I was like, that's okay. That's okay. Like, I was so happy.
And then they was like, you can drive off.
And then I was like, ready to drive off.
And then they're like, okay, give us a kiss.
It's not good.
I was like, whoa.
It was just a show.
Whoa.
But they said whenever I want to rent it, whenever I have the time or whatever, just
call the production and they'll get the car for me.
Why didn't he let you take it then?
I don't know. Maybe they want to see my driver's license and get'll get the car for me. Why didn't he let you take it then? I don't know.
Maybe they want to see my driver's license and get a credit card and all that.
And then it's funny because Tyler Perry called me and said,
girl, don't take the Tesla back.
Just keep driving.
I was like, you're going to get me arrested out here.
Did Ella try to hit on you?
Mm-mm.
She didn't try to hit on me.
Nope.
All right, boy, with Tiffany Haddish.
When we come back, keep it locked.
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Everybody, it's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
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We have Tiffany Haddish in the building.
Yee.
Now, it's also a weird time in Hollywood with all these allegations from people coming for it.
I'm sure it also makes you look back and reflect on things that happened to you on the come up where you're like,
that was wrong.
Was there ever a time when them guys tried to try you?
Oh, yeah, a lot of guys tried to try me.
Shoot.
Did Louis C.K. ever jack off in front of you?
No.
I would have watched, though.
What?
No, but I would have watched.
Did you ever consider, like,
I should say something about this back then?
Or do you feel like, for a lot of people,
they just thought, well, this is part of what it is?
How bad was it?
Did you get touched?
Did they just say something? Yeah, dudes would touch on you and all that. But they just thought, well, this is part of what it is. Well, how bad was it? Did you get touched? Did they just say something? Yeah,
dudes will touch on you and all that, but you just,
you know, I would just kill they,
kill they, kill they soul. I'd just start
talking real bad about them, but they don't like
me, and then I can't get out of here for nothing.
I mean, I wouldn't talk about them behind
their back. I'd do it right in their face.
You know, be like, you trying to grab
my ass? But you don't, like,
I don't like you, And you're not even handsome.
And your breath stink all the time.
And this and that.
Your breath smell like beer and ass.
Like, why would you think I want to mess with you?
Like, you ain't even my type.
I used to talk mess, man.
Is that one of the reasons, like, maybe, it didn't take long.
Everything happens when it's supposed to happen.
But is that one of the reasons?
It didn't happen faster, maybe?
Maybe.
I mean, I was also like a big,
and I still am.
I'm a big flirt, but I don't do,
like I'll talk mess, but I don't do nothing.
But I don't know.
Maybe the flirting might have slowed it down.
No, it didn't.
It didn't slow it down.
I think it was just, you know,
everything happens when it's supposed to.
It wasn't that time yet.
Yeah, I wasn't ready yet.
She ready now.
All right.
You made Taylor Swift cook you some chicken?
Yeah, I made Taylor Swift make some chicken.
How was the chicken?
Was it good enough?
It was bomb.
How was the flavoring?
It was delicious.
What kind of chicken?
Seasoned to perfection.
Really?
I asked her to make some barbecue-baked chicken.
That's hard to believe, Tiff.
It was seasoned to perfection.
Taylor looked like unseasoned chicken.
I can't see her without a cooked no damn chicken.
She's beautiful.
And she from the South.
That brisket she made, bomb.
It was delicious.
You see her make it?
Huh?
Did I see her make it?
No, I didn't watch her make it.
Oh, okay.
Now we see where the jig is.
But I saw Dirty Dishes.
I saw Dirty Dishes in this thing.
She made it.
I don't think she would lie about something like that.
And that potato salad was bomb.
And then I had brought the collard greens. And then she made cornbread. I didn't even ask her to make cornbread. She made cornbread on top of that. And the potato salad was bomb. And then I had brought the collard greens.
And then she made cornbread.
I didn't even ask her to make cornbread.
She made cornbread on top of that.
It was all good.
I love the fact you made her cook for you, though.
Yeah.
Well, I told her, if you want me to come over, we're going to have to have, like, you cook
and I cook.
And she was like, that sounds so much fun.
Oh, my God, yeah.
And then just because she just moved into her new house, you know, she was talking about
cooking and stuff.
So, yeah, let's do it.
What lessons do you give young
girls when it comes to like abuse because you went through a lot of domestic abuse yeah sexual abuse
from foster parents but you kept a lot of that to yourself so what advice do you give the women
that may be going through that now if you're going through that now i would say you know
figure out a way to get out of it and know it ain't and know that it is not your fault
and that you do have power.
A lot of times you be in those situations and you feel like you don't have any power.
Like there's nothing that you can do to get out, but you can get out. And don't let that person guilt you into staying or guilt you into being there.
And tell people, talk about it.
Don't be afraid to talk about it.
Like I think that's a problem too.
And don't feel no shame.
Like, people try to make you feel shame about stuff and make you feel like you crazy or you got a problem.
It's them that's got the problem, you know, a lot of times.
Do you feel like your life has come full circle because you always talk about the impact Roger Rabbit had in your life?
Yeah.
And now you and Charles Fleischer.
We cool.
Y'all cool.
Like, do you feel like it's come full circle?
Yeah.
A lot of things
have come full circle.
My life has a whole bunch
of circles all around,
all around.
And I got some more circles
I need to complete.
You know,
I need to get these awards.
And you nominated for,
you think you'll get
the Oscar nom?
I don't know about that.
I'm not really
betting on that.
I'm talking more like a hoodie award.
I want a hoodie award.
I want to go to Vegas and go to the hoodie awards.
What advice does Charles give you now?
We'd be talking about science and stuff and mathematics.
He inspired me to get a microscope,
so I'd be looking at all kinds of stuff in a microscope.
What are you looking at in a microscope?
All kinds of things. Food, clothes?
Does it turn you up? So, when you look at things
in the microscope, you're like, oh, I don't know if I want to eat
on this table.
Well, yes and no.
Like, you know, I just, when I look at,
I remember when I first got the microscope, I didn't sleep
for like two weeks because I was just so amazed
at everything.
I was just like, dang, God is so awesome.
He has such a great sense
of humor and excellent design.
I would wipe the refrigerator
and then put it in the Petri dish and then let that
run and look and be like, oh my gosh,
these things are ugly and some of them are beautiful.
And then when dudes would come over and drink off
a cup, I'd be like, I'm about to find out if he got
something. And then I'd leave the cup on
the counter and then I'd swab the cup
so the petri dish would look and see.
You know, maybe
I've looked at sperm. I've looked at everything.
I've looked at sperm.
Where did the sperm come from?
From a man.
Where did the sperm come from, Charlene?
Where did you get sperm from?
Did you keep a condom?
What did you do?
Did you use a condom? Yeah, what did you do? I mean.
Did you use a condom?
Yeah, well, use a condom, and then they're spurming the condom,
and then you just get a Q-tip, get a little bit, and rub it on the face.
So you took his condom and got a Q-tip?
Yeah.
And what did you discover?
Nothing.
He got a good count.
You counted.
Tiffany's crazy.
I am. Tiffany's crazy. No she's crazy no but this is
you know what I have learned that some
people you know say crazy when they mean you
funny or you unique
oh ok clarify
she learned that when you said you stupid
yeah
for years I used to
want to fight everybody and feel sober
and be like I'm not stupid.
Like, I'd be so mad.
And then that's when I started working at the airlines and the girl's like, you're so stupid.
And I was like, look, you got one more time to call me stupid.
I'm going to beat your ass while you're in the airport.
And she was like, you do realize I'm saying you're funny, right?
I was like, oh.
How are your other comedians treating you?
Are they, is it hate? Is it love?
You know, they
smiling in your face
all the time. They want to take your place.
I mean, they're nice
to me in my face, but you know,
it's funny because like this past Thanksgiving
all the comedians was like, oh Tiffany, I'm so
proud of you. I'm so proud of you. And they give me hugs
and everything. And I had brought my cousin with me and they didn't know that that was my cousin. So she's sitting in the back where the comedians was like, oh Tiffany, I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you, and give me hugs and everything, and I had brought my cousin
with me, and they didn't know that that was my cousin
so she's sitting in the back where the comedian's at
and she's like, girl, they was talking so much
mess about you, they was talking so
bad, like how she get on this level, like
all these years, she not even that funny
or she not this, she not that, and then she said
and then you come off the stage and walk over
and start serving, they like, how she
get on turkey, like cause when you get to a certain level in your career, then the owner of the laugh and walk over and start serving. They're like, how she get on turkey?
Like, because when you get to a certain level in your career, then the owner of the laugh factory, he puts you on turkey.
Like, before I was on rolls, then I moved up to cranberry sauce.
Now I'm on a turkey.
That's you.
You killing the game when you're on turkey.
You know how petty you got to be to worry about who on turkey?
That part.
And comedians are petty.
That's why we need hugs.
We damage people. So comedians are petty. That's why we need hugs. We damage
people. So, and she was so
mad. She said, I wanted to fight three
of them dudes. They was, oh my God, I can't believe
how they was talking about you. They so
jealous of you. And I said, nah, it's
okay. That's normal. That's the environment.
I don't like when dudes do it, though. That's lame as hell.
When women do it, okay, I can get it.
Nobody should do it.
But when a dude hating on a woman, that's just whack.
Yeah, because you have a penis.
But you know, men, they jealous of women anyways because their coochie fell out.
What?
Yeah.
See, everybody starts out as female.
All humans start out as female.
And then a chromosome kicks in and your coochie fall out.
That's why men have nipples.
Okay?
And so you guys are like, this is a fact.
And I've seen it in the encyclopedia.
And we
all have little penises in us.
Yours just, your little penis
just fell out. Yeah, I mean if you ever look at
look at a penis.
That is nothing but a vagina that fell out.
What?
So the bigger your penis, the bigger your vagina was.
Yeah, yeah.
The testicles is the ovaries.
The shaft is the vaginal canal.
And the tip is your coochie fell out.
That's why some men act like bitches.
My goodness.
We love you and we appreciate you.
And, you know, you've been inspiring me all year long.
Thank you.
You've been inspiring me too, bro.
I love your energy so much.
Thank you.
I love your energy too.
You know me and my wife love you.
We got you a gift.
Okay?
Uh-huh.
So that's for you.
It was your birthday.
Her birthday was last week.
I'm opening it.
Her book came out this week.
Christmas is around the corner.
So we got you something.
Oh!
It's the whole Frank Roger Rabbit necklace.
It's them diamonds?
Is that what Mr. Flawless made?
Yes, Mr. Flawless made it.
Look at the back.
Y'all look at the back.
Oh, I'm about to cry.
It says make people laugh, and they will do anything for you.
One of my favorite people on the whole planet.
I got a Roger Rabbit neck.
You said it was real, darling?
There you have it.
Tiffany Haddish.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Thank you.
The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Thank you. The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Let's get to the rumors.
Salute to Tiffany Haddish for coming through this morning, too.
I love me some Tiffany Haddish.
Let's talk Remy Ma.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor Report.
Rumor Report. This is the Rumor Report. Rumor Report.
This is the Rumor Report.
Talk to them.
With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, all I know is I looked online over the weekend and Remy Ma and Azealia Banks were going at it.
How did it all start?
Well, I guess Azealia Banks was offended about Remy speaking on the status of women in hip hop.
She said, when I came home, it was nothing.
It was tumbleweeds blowing through
as far as female artists is concerned.
Well, I guess Azealia Banks felt like
she was somebody that should have
been mentioned in that conversation. I mean, the only person
that really took offense to that was Nicki, right?
She said, Remy, the hottest thing you've released since you've
been out of jail are Nicki Minaj love letters, and
she's still miles more important than you.
She said, Chi Chi is
hotter than anything you put out since you left jail.
There's a video of you dissing Nicki Minaj in a pathetic green jumpsuit with a dry ass bang and a white scrunchie.
Your obsession with Nicki Minaj is very unhealthy.
And she goes on and on and on in this post that she put up in reference to Remy Ma.
Well, Remy Ma, of course, is not the type of person to let something like that go.
And here's what she had to say on her Instagram live.
Come on, man.
Like, stop it.
Stop it.
Go on with your life.
Leave me alone.
Let me and my husband do my black love thing.
Let me get my checks from Mona.
Let me do my new multi-million dollar Columbia record deal.
Let me put out my records with Lil' Kim, a icon.
Stop it. Because
when I feel like it, the day that
I wake up and I'm like, oh, I don't
feel like it, I'ma violate you.
That is weird, though, because I do remember
Azealia Banks
reaching out to me to connect her with Remy. I'm pretty sure
I connected Remy and Azealia. Like, she really wanted
Remy to do a song with her and stuff like that.
Remy Ma then went ahead and posted
some text conversations that she had with Azalea.
A zillion texts.
Yes, a lot of text messages.
One of them was, I guess, Azalea was trying to get her vagina fixed, some type of surgery.
And she posted pictures.
She said, I got to get rid of my beef curtains, my family skin.
What?
What are beef curtains?
Like your labia?
Yeah, it's just the flaps, the curtains.
I thought you're supposed to have those.
I guess she didn't like the way that hers looks.
Maybe they're a little too curtney.
Did she ask Remy about that?
That'd be kind of dope if they looked like curtains.
You just draw them back like blinds.
You just pull a little string and they just...
I don't want a string.
She said my family skin is just...
Pull a tampon string and you draw back.
She said my family skin is just tough and rough.
It comes from my father's side.
Then she said, now Nikki wants to shade the kid too.
And Remy responded, LOL, when, where?
And Azalea said on her bum ass video game, I'm sorry, but she wears spandex as an outfit.
I have no idea why she's so impressed.
She's going to be a bird and diss me and give me free setup for my track with Safari.
What a dingbat.
And then she just goes on and on and talks about no one cares about her since she f meek mill she has to get the scent of dirty philly
d off of her before i even care i'm just popping ish honestly people think i'm legit angry i'm
really just being silly her music would have to be good to me for me to actually care like i care
on a petty girl level but this for sure is not about to be some dis-rap scenario. I will definitely step on her head
and hoist myself up.
I will use her
like she's never been used
in her life.
Azealia Banks
would be so dope
if she just focused
all her energy
on herself
and stopped focusing
on what everybody else
is doing
because she's super talented.
Now, Remy said,
I got a year and a half
more of you stalking me,
hating on your new fave
and getting ignored.
I'm officially airing out
all y'all chicks that was on my line heavy
when I touched down and now all of a sudden got amnesia.
Here's what else Remy Ma had to say.
If any of your faves got a f***ing pedophile brother that's in f***ing jail,
get the f*** off my page.
Don't say nothing to me because I let that slide too.
See, now, Remy, you ain't had to shoot over there.
You could have just aimed.
You had your target in sight, but then you just started aiming at everybody else.
Now, stop now.
But my thing is this, right?
Why does Azalea flip-flop so much?
She did it to Cardi.
She was loving Cardi, and then she flipped on Cardi.
You loving Remy, then you flipped on Remy.
You hated Nikki, now you love Nikki.
Like, come on, man.
Just focus on you.
You're too talented for all of this.
Well, if you want to hear Azalea Banks' response, here's what she had to say.
Of course I told you that you're one of my favorite MCs, and I meant that.
But I don't love, like, you trying to call out bitches for being fake when you're on a scripted reality show.
It just doesn't make any sense.
And half this s*** about f***ing wanting to get my career back on,
half that s*** is s*** that I already said on my f***ing social media.
Don't just post, like, me kiki-ing about f*** about labiaplasty And all kind of other useless
Post all the other
Texts too right but you're not gonna post
The text of me telling you not to be with
Nicki Minaj
All of this stuff just cracks from how talented is A-Bank
She's got a movie out right now
What's the name of that movie that she do Arisa
Love Beats and Rhymes I think
That's out right now
It's always something like this that just cracks from some art that she has out.
All right.
Well, she goes on to say this about Remy and Nicki and Papoose.
Here's more from Azealia Banks.
You want to f***ing eat Nicki Minaj's f***ing clearly.
Because every f***ing thing that comes out of your mouth, any f***ing rap, any art that you do is directed to her.
Like, don't try to look me in that bucket with your bitch.
I'm not a fake bitch, okay?
And you try to blast Nikki Minaj's sex life.
Like, anybody wants to see little ass pappas climb on your big gorilla back, bitch?
But you can't call Remy out and say that all Remy's art is something to do with Nikki
because the only time we're ever talking about Azalea
is when she's beefing with somebody.
When she got something negative to say about somebody.
Yeah, I couldn't tell.
I don't know what song she has out right now.
Azalea Banks.
She got a movie out?
She does have a movie out.
I haven't heard music from her in a long time.
She was promoting it first, and now she is deciding to promote.
I just want Azalea Banks to get out of her own way.
That's what I want.
We just got to stop giving it energy.
Remy gave it a lot of energy.
Remy gave it a lot over the weekend.
She gave it a lot of energy.
All right, Meek Mill, he wants to remove that judge,
as we told you before, who he said was trying to extort him
and had it in for him.
Well, he did have the opportunity to actually wear a wire
and get some information from the judge.
And he was saying the judge demanded
that he drop Roc Nation Management
and also re-record a Boyz II Men song in her honor.
But when the FBI suggested that Meek wear a wire
and record the judge making these demands,
he refused.
So that ended any possible investigation
into the alleged wrongdoing
from Judge Denise Brinkley.
Wow.
So we'll see what happens with his next move.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report.
All right, thank you, Ms. Yee.
Charlemagne!
Yo!
Who you giving your donkey to?
Listen, man, I haven't talked to the great state of Florida in a long time,
the Sunshine State, but every now and then I just got to remind y'all
that all the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
My goodness.
All right, we'll get into that when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Charlamagne, say the gang donkey under the shade.
Charlamagne.
You are a donkey.
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Donkey of the Day does not discriminate.
I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day.
So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heat.
It's the Breakfast Club, bitches.
Who's donkey of the day today?
Yeah, donkey of the day for Monday, December
11th goes to the mayor
of Davenport, Florida,
Teresa Darlene Bradley. Now, if you've been listening
to the Breakfast Club for a while, then you know what
your Uncle Sharla always tells you about the
Sunshine State, okay?
All of the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
That is a scientific fact.
Okay?
And there's plenty of evidence to support this theory.
And today's Donkia Today is yet more evidence.
Now, according to an arrest affidavit attained by the Daily News,
Mayor Teresa Bradley was placed under arrest Tuesday
after deputies with the Polk County Sheriff's Office were tipped off that the elected official was using handicapped parking spaces
despite suffering from no ailments.
Now, look, we all ghetto, B.
All right?
We all from the hood.
A lot of y'all was raised on dirt roads like me,
so we all know someone who had the handicap decal,
and they wasn't handicapped.
All right?
You park in that space, look around to make sure nobody in the parking lot
sees you, and you jump out the
car. Or you get out the car and put a
little limp in your step, okay, as you
walk into your local Walmart. Alright?
Now let the record show, I have never
agreed with any of this, because I'm a stern
believer that you turn out to be what you pretend
to be. So be careful what you pretend to be, okay?
I literally would be in the car with people
who would park in handicapped spaces when they wasn't
handicapped, and they put the little decal on their mirror, and I used to say, you better stop this.
You're creating negative karma in your life. You keep playing handicapped.
The universe is going to make sure it happens.
But the difference between the people I grew up with who did this and Teresa Darlene Bradley doing this is simple.
None of us were the mayor, okay, of a whole county, an elected official,
using a handicapped decal to get a better parking space.
Guess where?
At work.
All right?
This was at work, ladies and gentlemen.
Not Target.
Not Walmart.
Not the local Waffle House.
Not Chick-fil-A.
Her job.
Let's go to ABC Action News for the report, please.
Hope County investigators caught Mayor Darlene Bradley on camera parking in this
handicapped space. The city manager said he saw her do it many times. Not only is the mayor not
handicapped but detectives say she was using two dead people's handicap placards. Bradley is also
accused of extending the expiration date from 2013 to 2018 costing her more than two thousand dollars
in bail in a fight against a felony charge.
Now, the city says Bradley is currently still the mayor.
According to the city's charter, she cannot be fired or removed from this position until
she is convicted.
Now, here's the thing.
As I sit here and scratch my head, I'm not giving her donkey of the day because she used
dead people's handicap decal to park.
I mean, it's significant to this story, but I'm giving her donkey of the day because she used dead people's handicap decal to park.
I mean, it's significant to this story, but I'm giving her a donkey of the day because I've been to these courthouses and places where mayors and elected officials work. And I asked myself, why oh why does Teresa Darlene Bradley, the mayor, not have her own personal parking space?
Why doesn't she have her own parking space?
Most of these places you see a sign that says mayor's parking. Why doesn't she have her own parking space? Most of these places you see a sign that says Mayor's Parking.
Why doesn't she have one?
I'll tell you why. Because it's
Florida, alright? Not the Sunshine
State, the Scratch Your Head State.
Nothing makes sense
in the great state of Florida, okay? And people
must have really hated this lady if they
actually started investigating her for
this, alright? Because if they loved her the first time
they saw her do this, they would have said, hold up, Mayor Bradley.
Let's get you a parking space.
You're the mayor, all right?
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judge said in a statement,
we expect our elected officials to set the proper example.
She not only violated the law,
she embarrassed the citizens of Davenport with illegal conduct.
Sheriff Judge, listen,
I expect elected officials to have their own parking spaces, okay?
What kind of example are y'all setting that the 60-year-old mayor doesn't have her own parking space?
Sheriff Judge said she embarrassed the citizens of Davenport with her illegal conduct.
But no, the city of Davenport should be embarrassed that the mayor's office doesn't have a parking space for the mayor.
And Teresa Bradley, why are you doing this?
You're the mayor.
Why didn't you just ask for a parking space?
I'm a nationally syndicated radio personality
Angela, you're a nationally syndicated radio personality
Envy, you're a nationally syndicated radio personality
Do we not have assigned parking lot spaces?
Yes
Yes, we do
Does iHeart not pay for our parking?
Yes
So you're telling me an elected official, a mayor, can't get
the same thing? Once again,
nothing in Florida makes
sense. It's not the sunshine
state, it's the scratch your head state.
Okay? All of the craziest people in
America come from the Bronx and all of
Florida, and this is just another example
of that. Please give Mayor Teresa
Darlene Bradley the biggest hee-haw, please.
Hee-haw!
Hee-haw! Now. Don't even try
to make sense of it. Now. Don't do it.
One time, I did park
in a handicapped spot. Oh, Lord. And?
I'm not surprised. And, um, I
had to take my daughter to the bathroom, so I parked
in a handicapped spot, ran her into the department
store, and then I had to go to court for it.
Wow, they got you that fast? Yeah, they gave me
a ticket. And in New Jersey, when you get a ticket for parking in a handicapped, you have to go to court for it. Wow, they got you that fast? Yeah, they gave me a ticket. In New Jersey, when you get a ticket for parking
and handicapped, you have to go to court. You can't pay a fine.
Have to go to court. So when I
went to court, I was like, yeah, they're not going to give me this ticket.
I got enough reason. Well,
the judge was handicapped. So
he rolled up in the court
and then hobbled out and then
the first person said,
Your Honor, I'm sorry for parking in a handicapped spot.
I got a $1,000 fine.
And gave him 10 days in jail.
So, when it was my turn, I said, Your Honor, I'm so sorry.
My daughter had to go to the bathroom.
She had diarrhea.
She was only one years old.
There was nothing I can do.
He gave me a $750 fine and 40 hours community service.
Well, that's easy.
Well, he probably also recognized that envy is not physically handicapped, but mentally,
absolutely. I don't know how I should take that.
Absolutely. I don't know how
I should take that. Alright, well, thank you
for that donkey of the day.
And I just want to say, there's some breaking news. I don't know if you guys
saw this, but they said there was a possible pipe bomb
that went off at Port Authority
in New York City. And it's 42nd Street and 8th.
What's a pipe bomb?
A bomb that's made with a pipe.
Oh.
On the subway.
You know what?
Yeah, Charlamagne.
A bomb made with a pipe.
So we'll keep you guys updated.
We don't know what's happening,
but right now it's a developing story.
Yeah, they said one person's in custody,
so if you have to travel in that area,
give yourself a little extra time.
The trains are delayed like crazy.
That's why nobody likes to learn nothing,
because you got people ashamed to ask questions.
I don't know what a pipe bomb is, so I ask the goddamn question. What's a delay like crazy. That's why nobody likes to learn nothing. Because you got people ashamed to ask questions. I don't know what a pipe bomb is.
I asked a goddamn question.
What's a pipe bomb?
You bomb me with a pipe.
Okay.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
That's what it is.
Okay.
Maybe.
All right.
All right.
When we come back, if you want to holler at a coworker, if you want to, there's somebody
that you're liking and you need a little help from the Breakfast Club to give you that little oomph so you can holler at them.
Well, shoot your shots next.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Come on.
The Breakfast Club.
Are you ready?
It's time to shoot your shot.
Time to shoot your shot.
With the Breakfast Club.
You lose your one chance. Don't mess it up. Mess it time to shoot your shot with The Breakfast Club. This is your one chance.
Don't mess it up.
Mess it up.
Mess it up.
Mess it up.
Mess it up.
We got G on the line.
G, what's up?
What up?
What up?
How y'all doing?
We good, man.
Who you want to shoot your shot with today, bro?
I want to shoot it at Tasha, right?
She's a girl I met at a club down here in Atlanta.
Okay.
All right.
Is she a stripper or is she a regular lady?
She is a regular lady.
Well, strippers aren't regular people,
Andy.
What's wrong with you?
Wow.
As opposed to what?
Why are you stripper-shaming people, bro?
I'm not a stripper-shaming.
I can't believe you said
she's not a regular.
Is she not a stripper?
Is she a civilian?
Nah, nah.
She's a civilian.
She's a regular.
All right, all right.
So tell us about it.
Like, why do you like Tasha?
What got you into Tasha, bro?
You know, I was at the club.
I saw her. I bought her a drink. We started dancing,, bro? You know, I was at the club. I saw her.
I bought her a drink.
We started dancing, making out.
You know, we was just having a good night.
And for real, man, I think this might be my dream girl.
You only talked to her that one time?
You know, it was one time, but it was, like, the whole night.
What was the conversation about?
Like, what was happening?
It wasn't even a date.
She was somebody that I met there.
But it was, like, typical first date stuff. You know, what you do, what you do for fun,
you know, what you do for a living.
You know, she liked that I work at the bank.
So why is that your dream girl?
Listen, do you want to smash or is that just your—
He wants a relationship.
No, I ain't just trying to smash, bro.
I mean, you know when you know, right?
Oh, that's cute.
I mean, I knew at 16, but right now, I mean, were y'all drinking a lot?
I mean, it might have been the drinks that made you think she was the dream girl.
I mean, a couple shots of Patron, but...
This is the problem with having a dream girl.
What's that?
You and the girl got to both share the same dream.
That is true.
If you're just sitting around dreaming about this girl and she's not thinking about you,
you're probably about to get some type of sexual harassment charge.
So she gave you her number, right?
I'm sure y'all exchanged information.
Yeah, yeah, she gave me the number.
So have you called her yet
or is this going to be the first time?
This is going to be it.
Okay, well, let's do this
when we come back.
G is going to call,
what's her name?
Her name's Tasha.
All right, G's going to call Tasha
a girl that he met in the club
that he said is his dream girl.
He said they were in the club
all night long.
How long was all night long?
What, 12 to 2?
You know, yeah, probably 2 o'clock.
Okay, all right.
When we come back, we're going to get Tasha on the line.
Don't move.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Shalemita Gow.
We are the Breakfast Club.
We're in the middle of Shoot Your Shot.
We have G on the line.
Now, G, let's call Tasha.
Hello?
Hey, Tasha, how you been?
This is G.
This isn't Tasha.
I think you might have the wrong number.
What do you mean?
It's a number.
I met you at the club the other night.
What? I don't even go to the club, bro don't know come on quit playing why are you playing you i got this number from you the other night
what yeah we was at the club you know a couple shots of patrone we hung out we danced we kicked
it you know yeah so i don't know if you're just calling random numbers or whatever, but... It was all a dream.
Don't wake me.
I'm dreaming.
So wait, this is the Breakfast Club.
And I just want to ask, you've never given out your name as Tasha.
It says your name was Tasha ever.
Hey, bro, you was the only person dreaming that night.
Because you don't know you.
This is the Breakfast Club?
Yeah, this is the Breakfast Club.
No, who is this?
If you ain't Tasha, who are you?
Hey, Tasha. Well, who is this, If you ain't Tasha, who are you?
Hey, Tasha.
Well, who is this, matter of fact?
No, I'm not Tasha.
How y'all doing?
Hi.
Now, G said he met you in the club the other night.
He said that you was his dream girl.
Y'all were dancing and drinking, and he wanted to call and take it to the next level.
Yeah, clearly he was dreaming, because you know nothing about this.
Yeah, I might be his dream girl, but that wasn't me.
Wow. This is sad. I don't drink the clone, but that wasn't me. Wow.
This is sad.
I don't drink the phone.
I don't go to the club.
And my baby's father, he would not be too happy about me giving out my number to some randomly calling chicks.
Like, who does that?
Wow.
Sounds like somebody heard you.
G.
Yeah, what up?
How long have you been using narcotics that cause you to hallucinate?
It was just alcohol, man.
Oh, okay.
Blame it on the alcohol.
Well, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
You got curved.
You know, maybe this is what you should do, right?
Damn, a wrong number.
Maybe you should sit down with an artist that can draw and describe the girl that you saw in your dream.
And then maybe we could draw the picture and then put like an APB out for her.
Like, you know how you see those mug shots on people when they rob?
Not mug shots, what do they call those sketches?
Yeah, we gonna do a police sketch on her?
There you go.
Let's do a police sketch on your dream girl.
You said you have a boyfriend, right?
Yeah.
Man, that's the oldest trick in the book, right?
Like, you got some girl giving you wrong numbers in the club
and you just call them up.
Yeah, why didn't you call a number in the club?
Like, that's what you do.
You should have said, okay, well, let me call you right now.
You know, because I didn't think I was going to get played.
You know, we was making out.
I didn't think she was going to play me after that.
You ain't make out with nobody.
You was dreaming.
You called us about a dream.
I'm so sorry, man.
It happens to the best of you.
Sorry, bro.
You was in rim one sleep.
No, he doesn't.
Try MySpace, Black Planet.
You was in deep rim sleep, man.
You was knocked out.
You probably dreamed this whole scenario and said, you know what?
I'm going to call the breakfast club and freaking try to talk to this girl that you met in your dream.
If there's anybody out there named Tasha that wants to...
Sorry, bro.
This is sad, man.
Not after this.
Sorry to bother you, mama.
It's all good.
All right.
Well, sorry, bro.
Well, that didn't work out.
Not at all.
Bye.
Bye. Damn it, man. That's embarrassing. All right. Well, sorry, bro. Well, that didn't work out. Not at all. Bye. Bye.
Damn it, man.
That's embarrassing.
All right.
Well, we got rumors up next.
Don't move.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Now we'll shoot you a shot.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy.
I don't know what that was, bro.
He's delirious.
I was a little beige ballad you were saying to the people.
What the hell was that?
He said, whoop, whoop.
Oh, my God.
Morning, everybody.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Man, he's not even really happy to be here.
He told me he wished he had another week of vacation.
I did.
He's not really here.
He wanted to spend more of the change for change money.
I didn't touch that change for change, man.
When we present that check to the Gathering for Justice next week,
all money better be accounted for, okay, Mr. Borobor?
The change for change went straight to the cause.
I didn't touch it.
It has nothing to do with a minute. All right. Okay. All right. Well, let's straight to the cause. I didn't touch it. It has nothing to do with a man.
Alright. Well, let's get to
the rumors. Let's talk Dame Dash.
Listen up. It's just in.
All the gossip. The rumor report.
Gossip.
It's the rumor report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, Dame Dash is back in the news again
and that is because of these allegations
that he slapped Harvey Weinstein.
Now, Cameron mentioned this in his Once Upon a Time song. Check it out.
No disrespect to the ladies, worries for my team.
That's the reason Dame smacked Harvey Weinstein.
On the side of paid info, y'all gave him hell about it.
All right. Now, if you remember when Cameron was up here, he was saying part of the reason why paid info didn't get promoted the way that it should was because of that alleged smack.
Well, here is what Damon Dash said happened.
I've never really liked the way Harvey treated my culture.
I didn't like the way he talked to people.
I didn't like the way he was treating my film.
You know, everybody knew what was going on and I just always chose not to work with him.
And I always wanted to punish him publicly so people knew he was weak.
And if I feel that somebody's hurting other people then I'm gonna make sure that other people know to
watch out for him the answer to the question is yes somebody did get smacked on that set I got
sued over it but I won Harvey was someone that was trying not to put out my movie and I had to
really get aggressive with him to make sure he did right by it and had I not fought for the movie
you would have never seen it paid him for in Four was a classic. Drop on the Clues bombs for Paid in Four.
Classic, classic cinema.
Okay?
All right.
Now, Entertainment Weekly sat down with The Rock, Dwayne Johnson,
talking about the Fast and Furious spinoff.
Yes, that's still happening.
And he said it's been a challenging process
because I feel like my intention from day one when I first joined the cast
was to hopefully come in, have fun, and create a character that people will hopefully like and try to elevate the franchise.
But in the process of elevating the franchise, I've always thought in order for this to have real longevity and legs, we should spin out and create characters that can live on their own.
So that's what he said to Entertainment Weekly.
About the spinoff, now that will be in theaters July 26, 2019.
And then Fast and Furious 9 is scheduled for April 10, 2020.
I've never seen a Fast and Furious movie in my life.
You haven't?
Not one.
Are you inspired to watch?
Nope.
I've never seen one either.
Since it's been nine.
Not one time.
I've never seen one either.
Once franchises get to like number nine
and once seasons of TV shows get to nine,
if I never watched,
I don't feel the need to jump in and get involved.
I'm a car guy, too.
I just never was into it. I'm surprised that guy, too. I just never was into it.
I'm surprised that you ain't.
I just was never into it.
I missed out.
And I'm definitely not watching it
if Tyrese is in the next one.
Yeah, why you don't answer Tyrese?
Now, Tyrese.
Never.
Tyrese hit us in the group chat.
Why you didn't reply?
Oh, he did.
Okay.
I don't reply.
Nope.
What'd he say?
Because he trying to act
like ain't nothing happened.
He just jumping back
in the group chat
like none of this has happened
over the past couple months.
And then he, this is Tyrese's new number.
Nigga, I know.
I'm not replying on purpose.
He doesn't reply.
Well, he was with his daughter, so that's good news.
Congratulations.
Over the weekend.
Congratulations.
All right, Reverend Al Sharpton, you know, he visited Meek Mill in prison last weekend.
And he had some things to say to TMZ about that trip and how impressed he was about Meek Mill saying that he wants it to be more about more than just him.
Here it is.
I was very impressed that the issue he wanted me to express was that it was bigger than him, that people get probation violations for the most minor infraction.
And that if they can do this to him him imagine all of the thousands and tens of
thousands i'm 90 sure people are doing it because they know it's bigger than meat meal
it is about the justice it is about that yeah right so he said pop and willie get you two to
four years first of all they didn't even press charges he never was charged with a crime on it
police said no we're not going to go forward so you're telling me goofing off will give you two
to four years if you make an example out
of someone by being harsh and breaking
a system, then you are in fact making it worse,
not better. You're supposed to be protecting the
public, not making it worse on people in the public.
So what's going on with him now? What's next?
Is he supposed to get a bail hearing or something?
Yeah, so I don't know what's going to happen right now. They're still
working on all of that and, you know, dealing
with the judge and the harsh sentence that he got
from that judge.
They've been saying the judge had her own personal vendetta against him.
So we're waiting to find out that information.
We're going to see if everybody got that same energy a couple months from now.
If they can keep the whole free Meek Mill thing going and the rooting for Meek.
Let's see. Let's see if two months from now y'all can keep that same energy up. All right, LL Cool J is the first rapper to receive the Kennedy Center Honor.
So congratulations to him.
It's America's highest achievement for any performer.
Dropping the clues bombs for LL Cool J.
That's dope.
Alongside LL, Lionel Richie, Gloria Estefan also got the honors.
And it's top secret, so you don't even know that you're going to get that honor until it happens.
Now he posted, I believe that we are built to do anything we put our minds
and proper actions to. You have all
the tools inside you that are required for you to
fulfill your God-given purpose. This one
is for those who came before me and those who
followed me. We were sent to this planet to
love and inspire one another,
manifest our dreams and make them a reality.
I hope you're inspired by me
because I'm absolutely inspired
by you. Listen, LL is a legend, man. Ain't nobody ever disputing that.
He got that at the White House, right?
Where was that ceremony? I don't know where he was at.
I seen someone say, thanks, Trump, for not going. So I just assumed it was the White House.
Yeah, I think usually the president goes to it.
Oh.
But I think it's at the Center for the Performing Arts with the John F. Kennedy Center.
Okay.
I could be wrong, but I think that's where it is now.
That ceremony is going to air on CBS December 26th
if you want to check him out there.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report.
Oh, God.
Listen, it's the holiday season.
Why did you say, oh, God, like that?
Because I see a bunch of Ciroc coming in here again.
All right?
Okay, I'm not mad.
Who is this from?
Is this from Diddy again?
So Mr. Combs wanted to make sure
Hey, get on the mic.
Hey, get on the mic.
Mr. Combs.
You can tell all Diddy's employees.
Mr. Combs wanted to make sure
that we gifted you guys
with something.
Shanti came through
and said she had some
great drops as well.
So we wanted to make sure
that you guys had a chance
to try the Ciroc Crunch Vanilla.
It's going to be crazy
for the rest of the year.
We're kicking it off
with a lot of holiday stuff.
Hold on.
Is that one gift basket?
This is one gift basket.
So you just gave it.
I'm about to say.
I know good and well Diddy ain't coming here with one gift basket for three people.
We got to share.
We'll bring the other two in.
We got the rest for you.
What's in here?
Some Godiva chocolate.
It's a very nice packaging.
It is.
It's like a trunk.
All the flavors of Ciroc.
No, no.
The French vanilla chocolate and the French vanilla.
Really?
Wait, there's a chocolate Ciroc?
It's a total. So we're mixing chocolate with French vanilla. So it's a lot of like French vanilla. and the French vanilla. Really? Wait, there's a chocolate syrup? There's a chocolate.
So we're mixing chocolate
with French vanilla.
So it's a lot of like
French vanilla and coffee.
Oh, okay.
There was a chocolate.
I'm taking that for the holidays.
For the holiday season.
You're taking that?
I'm cool with that.
Yeah, because you know,
you have people over at the house.
You can re-gift?
Nah, you talk.
I didn't even think about that.
I didn't even think about that.
That's a dope gift.
Let me go in there.
That's just nuts.
That's a good gift.
All right, thank you, sir.
He said re-gifted.
All right, thank you.
Thank you, Diddy.
Why is Charlamagne the only one that has one?
I want to make sure I got yours.
He said he got two more out there.
Okay.
That Diddy boy, he is promoting his ass off for the holiday season.
He definitely is.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, brother love.
Shout out to brother love.
Diddy, like, look, y'all on Revolt.
I donated 100 grand for Change for Change, so that means I'm going to interrupt this
show whenever I want.
I ain't mad at him.
To bring Sirocco.
Hey, I ain't mad.
Lord have mercy.
Alright, now shout out to Revolt. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Everybody else, the People's Choice Mix is up next.
Oh, and guess what today is? What?
It's Hov's birthday.
Hov Mix! That's what that means. Let me know your
favorite Jay-Z joints right now.
We'll get it on as the Breakfast Club. You better get my song.
Good morning. Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting
your own? I planted the flag.
This is mine.
I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
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I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best,
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