The Breakfast Club - Tiffany Haddish On Hollywood Lessons, Happiness, Heartbreaks, Hairstyles + More

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

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Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Yes, indeed. We have Tiffany Haddish. Welcome back,

Tiffany Haddish. Glad to be back. Good morning. How you feeling? I feel successful. Okay. I woke up today and it was very close to not waking up. I told Charlamagne, I said, I don't think Tiff's gonna come. And he said, well, why would you say that? I said, I've seen her at the VMAs. Then I know

she went to the after party. And I said, Tiff was dancing. And he said well why would you say that I said I seen it at the VMAs then I know she went to the after party and I said Tiff was dancing and I said she tired but she was here she's gonna show up to do what she got to do yeah gotta get the work done you got the party and you got the work you can do it all together make it all work together and we pray I prayed I prayed before I went to bed I didn't even make it in the bed I was praying I was like okay I'm gonna post this and I'm going to post that. And then I woke up on the couch, and everybody in my hotel room talking about it's time to get ready. Damn.

How late did you stay out? I think I got—last time, I remember seeing the time, it was 4 in the morning. Damn. So I got a few hours of sleep. Jesus. But you a woman, though, so you got to do glam, you got to do heads. You really don't get to sleep.

Yeah, they showed up in my room by 6.30. Damn. Wow. And that's why I gave security the key, because I knew I wasn't going to open the door. But I got to be scared, because she just said she never got in the bed. She prayed, and the next thing you knew, it was in your room. Yeah, I was sitting on the couch. You could have been butt-ass naked praying.

I always wash my face and put my little robe on. I put on a sexy robe in case a ghost decided to come into my room. A ghost? Yeah. You was already half naked if you kept your VMA outfit on. No, no, no, no, no. I was all the way naked. In a green robe for

my imaginary man. Has that happened before? Did he ever come? I know that happened about you. No, no, I dream about it, though. Oh, okay. You just want to be ready. I'm ready for it. Okay.

I'm ready. And I was sitting on the couch. And I was just sitting on the couch about to post. And then I woke up and people was in my room. You had the cheeks out at the VMAs, Tiff. I know. It was my first time my cheeks out. Did you see my nipples, too?

I ain't see the nipples. I had nipples out and I had cheeks out. So I got to read the first question. The first question on the sheet, one of our producers wrote, you was all assed out at the PMH. I was assed out. I was assed out. What inspired that look?

Well, you know, I'm moving it. I'm pivoting into music. And what I notice is if you're doing music, you got to have your ass out. That is true. All the girls don't have that. If you're going to make it in music, you got to have your ass out. That is true. All the girls don't have that. If you're going to make it in music, you got to have that ass out. If you ain't got your ass out, you ain't going to make it in music. That is true.

If you a female in music, ass out. Damn. Now, your single has random people. Like, these people don't connect, but you connect them, right? I'm the connection. Lil Jon and Fabio. Fabio Foran. Now, how was that connection

um do you know baguette's baguettes is who brought it all together he's like helps me put songs together i've been working with him for years and um he was like if you could do a song with anybody who would it be i'm like little john i always wanted to do a song with little john like ever since the 1900s i've been wanting to know little Jon. So he reached out to him, and he was like, what you know about Fabio? And I was like, who's that? And then he was like, he put me on. I was like, oh, I love his music. I know who you're talking about.

He was like, I think we should get all that together. I was like, let's see if we can get them all together. I don't think that's random at all, though, because Lil Jon is crunk. To me, all of that drill energy and all of that, it all derives from the crunk energy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's calledives from the crunk energy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's called evolution.

Envy. But when you met Lil Jon, did you do, yeah, did you do that? Because everybody has to do that. You didn't do it? I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Because I don't like when people be like, she ready! Pulling my face.

So I didn't do that to him. What I did to him was like, yo, I respect you. I enjoy you. You have no idea. I used to be the mascot in high school. I've done so many routines to your music. Matter of fact, let me show you one. And then I just danced right there on Sunset. What was the routine? Oh boy, let's see this.

You got the energy. Let's go. You need the music? What song do you need? Okay! Which one is that? That be the first one the first one remember the first song he did

hold on okay I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck okay I don't give a be a beer no I don't give a fuck

put your hood up I don't give a fuck it's I don't give a fuck just type in I don't give a fuck Lil Jon hold on I don't give a fuck

that could be oh I know what you're talking about yeah there you go yeah hey hey you inspired me it was a nice Give a fuck. That could be a... Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Yeah. Hey, hey.

You inspired me. It was a nice... Go, Tiff. Go, Tiff. Hey. Go, Tiff. Hey. Go, Tiff. Hey.

Go, Tiff. Oh. Go, Tiff. Oh. Go, Tiff. Oh. Now that beat about to drop now. Go up.

Oh, Tiff. Go. That beat about to drop. Go up, Tiff. Go. Go, Tiff. Go. Go, Tiff. Go. That beat about to drop. Go up, Tiff. Go. Go, Tiff. Come on. Go, Tiff.

Go. Hey. Oh, go. Oh, go. Go, Tiff. Go. Oh, go. Oh, go, Tiff.

There we at him with the house. That was the 90s. Go, Tiff. Oh. Go, Tiff. Oh. Go, Tiff. Oh.

Go, Tiff. Hit it. You did this whole routine. Okay. The song is four minutes. Go tip-o, go tip-o, go tip-o, go tip-o. Hit it! You did this whole routine? Okay, the song is four minutes. We all gotta do the whole routine. That's my cardio for the day. That's my cardio for the day. That's right.

He couldn't say no to you after that. No, he couldn't say no after that. He got to do the feature after that. Well, he had already did it. Oh, okay, okay. He already did it. He did it before we met in person. I'm glad you did this,

because I feel like Lil Jon is a person we don't celebrate enough, man. Yes. I really do. I think he is one of the greatest producers ever. Absolutely. I got to catch my breath. In any genre of music.

And one of the nicest people, too. Somebody get tips of water. Yeah, we got tips of water. I got the water. Oh, you got water. Give me some oxygen. Ooh, I smoked too much weed last night. Now, tell the club closes.

It's clearly based off true events. Yeah, absolutely. You hang out with me. I will stay to the end of the party. Yes, you will. I like a good party. Oh, you're that person. That 4 o'clock, you just like, why the lights on? Two vodkas, good music, I'm dancing

all night till people, it's like barely anybody there. When there's barely anybody there, that's the best part. You've been going home early a lot, though. When we was in France, you went back to the room. We went out. Uh-oh. I went back to the room.

I changed, and then I went to another club. Oh, you didn't come? She didn't want to party with y'all. Y'all were too lame for us. I went with the locals. I'd be lonely. Damn, you should have came to the night party. Jason was there.

I know y'all was there at that. And I was with the locals. I'm working on my future. And what does that look like for Tiffany? It might be European. It might be a European future. No, the future for me looks very bright. I feel like I've been building.

I've been creating things. I've been working on the grocery store, working on my music. I've been writing. Another special coming. Comedy tour coming. I would like some music to go in with that. Another book getting ready to come out. Super excited about that.

I'm telling everything. I'm spilling the tea. I'm a teapot you you've been doing the music doing i don't think people realize like a lot of times when they watch your specials or the c ready specials you put your music on those specials yeah i put my music on the specials a lot of the tv shows that i'm in and movies that i've been in and that one i did with billy crystal i sang all through that um i actually can sing i can't catch my breath. You know what? Next time, do that at the ending.

My life is like, we didn't sleep enough. This is too much. But you got to get ready. I might pass gas, and I'm sorry. If you're going to be on stage performing, you got to get that cardio right, Tim. I know. I know. I've been talking with a lot of singers and asking them, how do you do this?

I met Janet. I asked her, how do you sing and dance and do all that and not be windy? Where did you meet Janet at? I went to her concert. Okay. We're at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. And then she had an after party, and I went to the after party. She told me she loved that.

I cut my hair. She said, Oh my goodness. I love when you cut your hair. It's so beautiful. I've always wanted to do that. But you know, it's not like from my era,

it's like frowned upon. It's frowned upon to cut your hair. And she's like, I just love that you did that. And I'm like, thank you. Now tell me your magic. How do you sing and dance at the same time?

She said, you practice. I was like, ah, that's the part I don same time? She said, you practice. I was like, ah, that's the part I don't like. But you practice. I do practice a lot of things, but singing and dancing, no. It's either dance.

Or sing. Or tell jokes. I don't even. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a rapper. But I can sing now. What made you want to cut your hair? Because usually women do it for some spiritual reasons. No spiritual reason. I just wanted to see my scalp. And I knew he was on lockdown, and I figured, you know, why not?

I'm not going to be on no red carpet no time soon. And if I do end up on the carpet somewhere, I can throw a wig on. I just wanted to see my scalp. I know every single part of my body. I did not know what my head looked like, though. And I see you on the thing every day, Charlamagne, your shiny head. And then I was dating a man with a shiny bald head. And I'm like, I want to see what my bald head look like.

That seemed like a high conversation. Were you high when you thought about that? No. I've been talking about it. I had talked about it for like five years before. My hair was getting pulled all the time, putting on those wigs, putting on the weaves, doing hair on set every day. It's getting pulled, pulled.

I would have headaches. I would love to see what my scalp looked like and just know what it feels like to not feel pain on a daily basis by way of my thoughts. You had all the natural hair growth remedies. You were telling me you put Monistat 7 during COVID. Yeah, and it worked. It did. It did.

It worked. A couple bald spots cleared up. Monistat 7 is something else. Monistat 7 and castor oil. Castor oil.

Or coconut oil. Yep. And it works. It did work a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Why don't you go home and try it? The longer you do it,

the more it works. Because he don't like to do the Beijing no more to just for men because I be teasing him. So he don't like to fill it Beijing no more, the Just For Men, because I be teasing him. So he don't like to fill it in with that no more. There's a tea you can drink that'll help your melanin come back into your hair follicles. What type of tea is this?

I'll send it to you. Thank you so much. Because, you know, they don't pay me. I can't tell everything. Then I get an endorsement deal from that tea company. Now, how you been doing with the strike that's been going on? Because, I mean, movies and touring and everything that's going on. How has that affected you? The strike? Look, it's it's a situation.

I've been out there, you know, walking around, marching, if you will, protesting, if you will. And things need to be resolved. But for me during this time, that part of it is exercise. Kind of. I really wish i could be on those committees and help negotiate um i'm really good at negotiations i like to think but uh with this downtime i've been focusing more on my music i have a little farm uh right in south central la and now it's officially a farm because i have bees and I harvest the honey and I be selling the honey. So I bees in the trap. Bees in the trap. That's smart.

Last person I know that did that was Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz had a bee problem in his backyard so he decided to start harvesting the honey from the bees. Yeah, and once you start harvesting it and when you sell it, you become a farmer. And that's the tax write-off. And the tax is super duper low. Yep, super low. And then I've been, you become a farmer. And that's the tax write-off. And the tax is super-duper low.

Yep, super low. And then I've been focusing more on my properties. I went ahead and bought a couple more. And I've been turning these duplexes and apartment buildings into transitional living situations for foster youth. And I get to spend more time with them, and I'm learning more from them. And I'm teaching them more of what I know.

So I have a little more time to be more useful in my community. I love it. So I love it. And so the grocery store you open it and it's going, that's clearly going to be farm farm right to the grocery store. Yep. Yep. And I want it to be,

you know, black farmers and black vendors. I noticed that all these other communities they have, you know, you know, there's a Hispanic, Hispanic farm, but a Hispanic grocery store, Jewish grocery store, you know, Asian grocery stores.

But I never see black grocery stores. So we're going to do that. That's what I'm doing. Are you still happy in this business? For the most part, yeah. For the most part, yeah. You know, I've been warned of all kinds of things that could happen before I really got in. And half of those things have happened. could happen before I really got in.

And half of those things have happened. Really? Half of them have happened. And it's like, you know, the people that you love the most, they're probably going to turn their back on you. You're going to find out who your real friends are. You're going to help people and they're going to stab you right in your face, not even in your back. And it's sad. That part is sad.

But I'm glad because then I don't have to be with your fake ass for my whole life you know because i love when i love you i love you you know that like when i love people i love them i show up for them and i don't want to show up for nobody that don't really love me so fuck that bitch does it give you trust issues yeah i got trust issues for sure i for sure got trust issues i used to trust people so much just easily like i take you for face value but now i don't do that no more now i'm like i hired investigator to background check anybody new in my life yeah i heard somebody background check every like if you want to be in my world you're going to get there's going to be a background check. I'm going to know your business.

So you must have found some crazy stuff about people. People done did some shit out here. I had to stop talking to them. They probably think, like, oh, Tiffany must have changed her number. I didn't change my number. I blocked you. Damn. I blocked your ass.

So how does that work when it comes to finding love? Charlamagne, this is bothering me. Hold on. What's bothering you? What I'm doing? You got one long ass hair. Oh, thank you. I don't know whose hair this is.

What kind of coochie you been eating, but it's a long ass gray hair, bro. Long ass gray hair. Damn, that might be mine. I'm 45. No, this is too long, bro. Is this your pubic hair? Is this your pubic hair? Is this your pubic hair? If your pubic hair look like that, it's a problem. I'm trying to pick who I just saw.

I ain't seen nobody. You done hug somebody that's been hanging from your chin, bro. Damn. I couldn't let you go out like that. Thank you very much. Now, let's get back to my dating life. So when it comes to not trusting people, how did that impact your love life? So now I'm even more selective.

I do the background check. Did you know that you can do STD tests at home? Off of Amazon, you can order STD kits. Oh, you guys are married, so you don't know about this. I heard you got a dog that can sniff STDs. Tell me about this first. The dog died. The dog died January

2022. He must have sniffed the wrong STD. Nah, she's 14 years old. She was old. Pit bull. She was old. You know all dogs can sniff out diseases and stuff. Most animals, dogs have very heightened sense of smell. They can tell when somebody's sick.

You heard the stories about the dog that ate off the owner's toes or whatever while he was asleep? No. And the owner had diabetes and his toes was like rigor mort toes or whatever while he was asleep and the owner had um diabetes and his toes was like uh rigor mortis or whatever y'all didn't hear about that you didn't hear this story well dogs can smell disease there's and most animals can and that's like you know survival of the fittest kind of like sharks if you if you're sick and you get in the ocean and the if a shark bites you you probably probably got something. You probably want to go get checked. Anyways. What?

I know random shit. I'm still trying to catch my breath. Let's take a deep one real quick. There you go. There you go. I need the Wim Hof method. Now back to STDs. STDs. and back to std so um i've learned that uh on amazon you can buy std testing kits okay so um i'll do a background check on a guy i'll hang out with them for a while for a month or two maybe

three four let them take me on nice places and stuff once i decide okay i want to hook up with this dude um i'll be like you gotta take this test it takes about two weeks some of them are instant and some of them takes about two weeks to come back with this dude. I'll be like, you got to take this test. It takes about two weeks. Some of them are instant, and some of them takes about two weeks to come back with the results. I'm like, when the results come back, you're going to bust these cheeks. And then that's how that goes. And as soon as he asks me for any money or say he forgot his wallet or he seemed kind of broke, I disappear.

Damn. Did you ever have to break the bad news to somebody? Like, bro, you ain't getting these cheeks. These results ain't come back. That is crazy. I haven't had that situation yet. i'm pretty good at picking are you are you would you ever date another man in the industry nah i'm cool on that i like small business owners i'm about the small business why don't you like the industry nah i want small business she says she likes small

penises and small business she didn't say small penises. I do like small penises. Yeah, yeah. I like a good smedium. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, I like a smedium and a small business owner. Word.

Because small business owners are going to appreciate me a little more than a dude in the industry. I feel like also dudes in the industry, it's like egos and stuff involved. And if you shine a little bit too bright, if this is whatever. You know, I done talked to a few guys in this business, and I just realized they're better at doing their job of being a celebrity, and I'm better not being with that person. So what about if it's a small business person with a bigger size penis? I don't want the big penis. I have endometriosis, so I'm good.

I don't want to hurt. What is that again? I don't know. I was hoping you would know. Google, what is endometriosis? I can't even spell it. Endo. Endometriosis.

Endometriosis. Endometriosis. Oh, boy. Hold on. So endometriosis. Endometriosis. Endometriosis. I see it.

Hold on. I got it. So it's something that women suffer from. It's a disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that allows the uterus grows outside the uterus in places where it doesn't belong. Right. And then it can overgrow on the inside of the uterus and it causes pain. So if you're dealing with somebody with a whole lot of meat, you know what I'm saying?

It's going to be a situation and it's a little discomfort. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. And I suffer from discomfort every month and I thought it was normal. And I just I'm just now finding out this year that that's not normal. Your cycle is not supposed to hurt. If it hurts when you're on your cycle, that's a problem. There's a problem there.

It's not supposed to hurt at all. Maybe you get a little tired because you're losing blood, but it shouldn't be painful. And if it's painful, you probably have endometriosis. Now, true, it says there may be heavy bleeding or pain during sex or when having bowel movements. No, I don't be bleeding during sex. I don't do that.

What does it mean? There's more meat down there then in the vagina. It may be heavy bleeding or pain during sex or when having bowel movements. No, I don't be bleeding during sex. I don't do that. But it means there's more meat down there then in the vagina. Well, it is meaty. Well, tell us about your partnership with the Arby's Foundation. In school. What does Arby's think? We got the meat? What is the Arby's slogan?

We got the meat. You want this technicity sandwich? No, with the Arby's Foundation. You are so bad. You're so bad. But my partnership with the Arby's Foundation is quite awesome. So I don't know if you know this, but there's a lot of children in America that are having an issue with affording lunch. It's hard to afford lunch. And a lot of them are incurring debt. So they'll let them eat.

They'll let the kids eat lunch, but there'll be a debt that occurs. And in order to graduate or get their diploma, they have to pay off that debt. And it's up to like $19 million. Wow. Just, you know, it's a lot. It's a lot. So the Arby's Foundation has decided to put up a million dollars towards that debt to make sure these kids can graduate

and get their degrees or their diplomas. And I got really excited about that because I remember, you know, having a lunch ticket, getting that free lunch, and being able to learn better. When I'm hungry, I don't learn so good. But when I'm full, my ability to learn is a lot better. Right. What do you learn the most from now?

Is it like watching videos or listening to like audible stuff or actually reading like what what or life experiences you study a lot sometimes i do study a lot i would say that i learn a lot i dig for information as soon as i think of something i'm like oh what is that yeah let me let me find it so i'll either read a book i might find a youtube video uh i'll read a lot of articles. I'll look it up and look up stuff. I actually look in the encyclopedia online. I miss the encyclopedia. Remember encyclopedias?

Of course, that was right. Yeah, yeah. People from the 1900s know about this. These people from the 2000s, they don't know about the encyclopedia. That's why they're weak. So you've got to be strong to have knowledge back in the 1900s because them books was heavy. But, yeah, I'll just be digging in the encyclopedia and stuff was heavy so um but yeah i'll just be

digging in the encyclopedia and stuff i was gonna ask you were at the vmas we see you there what was your thought in the vmas tell us about it because i've seen parts of it charlamagne didn't see any of it and you were so excited so much fun i loved it it's like all my favorite people performed i mean cardi and megan it. That was just amazing. Lil Wayne opened it. He's my favorite, favorite rapper. And he opened the show, and I was just like, I was so happy.

Like, every, Shakira killed it. I felt like I had hips that wasn't gonna lie. Like, everything, everything was just so great. And the way that it was set up, it felt like I was in like this super like fun spaceship concert. Because you know the aliens are coming. Oh, you saw what happened today? What happened today?

Oh, let me show you. You know, I just woke up. This was out in Mexico. Look at this. There's aliens walking down the street. No, they just uncovered two aliens. Thousand years old. Scientists unveiled pair of mummified alien corpses to Mexico Congress.

Oh my goodness. Thousand years old. Scientists unveiled pair of mummified alien corpses to Mexico Congress that are a thousand years old. Scientists in Mexico are pulling back the curtain on what they believe are aliens and they put two corpses on display. They presented this to the Mexican Congress.

And they look like E.T. They're just very, very small. Because they real, man. Why wouldn't they be? That's the Anunnaki. You believe in aliens? Yeah, if you believe in angels, you should probably believe in aliens. I mean, they probably really are the angels. With all

these billions of planets and all these solar systems, you really think we the only life on one of them? I mean, god is so amazing okay all these creatures that are on earth and still there's so many in the ocean that we haven't even met yet i can't i can't fathom that he wouldn't or she wouldn't create other beings outside of this planet that's right and or there's maybe those other beings created things on their planet and brought it to this planet a long time ago or maybe those beings were here on

this planet made some really dope ships and was like we out but be back in a hundred thousand years you know did you see all the stuff they've been uncovering uh when the euphrates the euphrates is drying up and all these huge statues like these huge heads with scales on it and stuff is like coming up out the out of the euphrates uh but we i i just i can't fathom that there's not something bigger and better out there and maybe it's bigger and uglier or bigger and worse i don't know but sometimes I feel like maybe I'm an alien. Maybe I am. To somebody. To something we are aliens. Roaches. I'm sure roaches hate us.

Roaches probably think we are aliens. We're the enemies. Mandated enemies. I don't think you can look at Earth and see the diversity of life on Earth and not think that all these solar systems and universes and galaxies are the same. I just don't get it. I'm just waiting for my alien husband to come

and take me away. You ready for an alien at this point? Is that bad out here? Yeah, I'm cool. I'm cool. I want an alien husband. I think it'd be dope. We could levitate together.

Talk to each other with our minds. Yeah. Did you get your heart broken last relationship you was in? Shit, last summer. Damn. Aw. Damn. Aw. Damn. Hmm.

Yeah. I get it. He was a big business owner. Hmm. Oh, well. A big business owner? Big business owner. What?

And what happened? Y'all broke up? I don't even know if we was really together. Hmm? Well, you see, y'all married, so you don even know if we was really together well you see y'all married so you don't know this life but the single women out here know what i'm talking about you you think you in a relationship you're not sure it feel like it because you at his house all the time he at your house but then you find out that you got a whole other family yeah it's the situation so what stops you from putting people like that on blast i don't want to be i don't want my picture next to the picture the situation. Damn. So what stops you from putting people like that on blast?

I don't want to be, I don't want my picture next to their picture. What I've learned about this business, watch who you talk about because your picture will be next to their picture. Side by side shot.

I don't even, mm-mm. And everybody be like, mm, but I'm going to give me an alien husband that's going to be off the chain.

Then we probably do a reality show together me an alien husband it's gonna be off the chain then we probably do a reality show together my alien husband my alien husband are you going back on the road to comedy yeah yeah I start October 1st

back on the road doing comedy and I'm in Atlantic City I'm doing a bunch of casinos so that should be cool I should meet an alien in there what's your favorite way to tell a story now

because I asked Cedric to entertain you that earlier. Is it books? Is it movies? Is it TV? Is it stand-up? What's your favorite way to tell a story? My favorite way to tell a story is in stand-up.

And then to watch that turn into something even bigger is great. I got a Grammy for telling stories. That's right. I got nominated for a Grammy for reading out loud. My drama teacher was so proud. I had to let her know, girl, I'm glad you sat down with me because nominated for a Grammy. But yeah, on stage live in a room full of people

and getting that immediate gratification, hearing the people, it's the best. Is it unnecessary pressure though because your star has risen so much are you able to go out there and just work out the way you would want to? I always do. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.

I don't care what they say as long as it feels good to me. I was going to ask you, what do you enjoy? Because it seems like you are somebody that is online. You always like to look up things that you enjoy whether it's aliens, whether it's the earth, whether it's what's in the sea. What do you watch?

What makes you happy? What's your relaxing thing? I like Reservation Dogs. What the hell is that? You haven't been watching Reservation Dogs? Oh, no. That's a TV show? Oh, dang.

Yeah. I'm not supposed to talk about stuff like that. Oh, damn. Reservation Dogs. We'll like that. Oh, damn. Reservation dogs. We'll edit it. Take that out. Okay, so shows, I like to watch certain shows that are about, like,

different groups in America. Different social groups in America. You know what? You funny you said. My wife was watching that the other day. They had a show on, it was funny, I was walking in India, and they were talking about how people live so long and how their posture is. And they were saying in India and even some Asian communities,

since they sit on the floor, it's not as cushy, so they sit more upright. And for whatever reason, it makes them live a longer life. Yeah, my wife was watching that the other day. Interesting shit. I did see that. Yeah, and the way they use the restroom. You know, in Asia, there's a hole in the ground, or the toilet has like a porcelain hole in the ground and

they squat and that squatting makes you make sure yeah it keeps your posture when you're older yeah you eliminate more uh when you when you squat so i've been in the garden no i'm just playing i'm not doing that you got the squatty party yeah the squatty potty i love the squatty potty i i even put like two i put two dictionaries on top of my squatty potty Yeah the squatty potty I love the squatty potty I even put like two I put two dictionaries On top of my squatty potty So I can get a little Higher lift

So I can really Clear it out That's I've been losing the weight Man I felt that When I got a colonic After you do the colonic She make you go sit On the squatty potty

Oh my god Yeah Amazing And when everything's out of you Oh man I feel so good You do colonics? Uh huh Okay okay I do my own feels so good. Do you do colonics? Uh-huh.

I do my own sometimes. What? Yeah. How you do that? Yeah. Okay. Did you really get paid for your first movie by selling DVDs? Did the producer take you to them?

Yeah, he really just handed me some DVDs and said, good luck, sell those. That's wild. And I see the movie on TV all the time and it pisses me off because I get nothing. I became homeless during that time. While I was shooting that movie, I became homeless and I had nowhere to stay.

I was sleeping in my car on the set. I was always on time to work, never was late because I was sleeping in the parking lot waiting for everyone to get to set. That was the worst. that was the worst. That was the worst. But you know, some people, when they heard you say that, they thought you were talking about Girls Trip.

Hilarious. They didn't know. But I've been in this business since 1996. And that was in 2003 when it happened. Yeah, my first movie, where I was the star of the movie, it was in 2003. I bet you'll never work with Apertus again. Never. Hey, my first movie where I was the star of the movie, it was in 2003. I bet you'll never work with Apertus again.

Never. Hey, you know what's crazy? I saw that director sitting on a bus, on a bus stop and he looked a damn mess and I said, oh, they didn't pay you either,

huh? He was like, oh, Tiffany! And I was like, do you need a ride? He was like, yeah. And then he came up to the car and I could smell him.

I said, oh, I got to go the other way. I'm sorry. Damn. He smelled really bad. Jesus. it's one of those smells that you know it's gonna stick in your it's gonna stick and i didn't want i didn't want that to stick are you putting out a whole album yeah well we drop a couple of singles and then put out the whole album so i would like for the whole album to come out on my birthday which is december the third okay you know i always like to drop something around my birthday it's my gift to the world are you you're

not signing nobody though right she ready music yeah yeah i have my own label i figured i put my money into that there you go you want to get into it now get into what the record oh yeah come on dj you're gonna play the record you want to introduce it? Introduce it. Ladies and gentlemen, coming straight at you, Tiffany Haddish's new song, Till the Club Closed, featuring Fabio Forn and Lil Jon and Baguette's Make Some Noise, because we gon' party till the club closed. She ready. She ready music. Tiffany, we appreciate you joining us.

I appreciate y'all too. This is like a dream You've been here a million times I feel like I'm in a dream right now Oh cause you still sleep She still sleep that's why Now Tiffany Ida did say She's looking for people on the wall

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