The Breakfast Club - We're Talking Drunk Texts With NORE

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

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But we're going to be talking drink text this morning. Drunk text. Drunk texting. Drunk text. Yes. Now, Simma. I know Nori. I know Nori since he's drunk text before.

Simma, Simma. Now, this conversation really comes the other day. One of our producers up here, her name, we call her Simma Simma. This story better be good, too. Who got the keys to the bimbo? This story better be good. It's kind of terrible if you ask me. It better be phenomenal.

Now, she got a drunk text the other night from an old classmate. It better be phenomenal. Now, what did that classmate say to you? You got to take your mask off to talk, Sim. Oh, sorry. I'm just so used to it. So, yeah, it was like 3 o'clock in the morning. I'm thinking it's one of y'all texting me pertaining to the show.

What are they doing texting you at 3 o'clock in the morning? I would it's one of y'all texting me pertaining to the show what are they doing texting you at three o'clock i would never be texting the show well not necessarily them but like other producers you do an alley-oop i was trying to take a jump that's just playing okay so i'm thinking it's somebody from the show to talk about work because usually it's only me and god at that time and i look and the name i'm not going to say it but it was somebody I haven't spoken to in like since I graduated. And when I open it, I could already tell it's a full paragraph. Like the one you got to scroll. Oh, the long one.

And it's like, he's like. You have a long drunk text. Yes. Drunk text usually be short. Yes, he was telling me about like somebody who passed away. I have no idea. And he's like, oh, I wish I did this 10 years ago, but I like you. And like in between, he's dropping like curses

that don't even make sense. And then he took a picture of what I wrote in our yearbook. And he was like, oh, I saw this and I just thought the timing was right, blah, blah, blah. And then like 10 minutes later,

he texted me back and goes, I didn't do that right. That wasn't a good drunk text. Yeah, that wasn't a good drunk text. That was a story. It was frantic. It was frantic. A good drunk text is when you send somebody something't a good story it was frantic it was frantic a good drunk text is when you send somebody something and you know you'd be like yo um i want that pissy

that's a silly drunk text a woman hit you and be like yo i want that duck like duck you talking about dinner or sex? You know what I mean? What do you mean? Well, let's open the phone lines. 800-585-1051. We're talking drunk text. We'll talk to you some more. If you set one by accident, maybe you received some. Let's talk about it.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time. Pick up the phone, baby. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join us for the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, of course, Norris here. He is our guest host for today. Yes, indeed. And we're talking drunk text. You know, he's from Drink Champs, so we're talking drunk text you know he's from drink champs so we're talking drunk text now uh have you guys ever received a drunk text talk to the drunken master the drunken master's right there yes all the time like name name one uh just you know we've been

having um amazing years and just like just our brothers just hitting us and saying thank you you know i've been able to give 16 people jobs. You know what I'm saying? Even more than when I've been rapping. So I just always every now and then, like, I'll give somebody a bonus or something like that. Or someone would just text me like, man, I love you, man. You're really a real one. And I prefer that much more than the street texts when they say you're a real one.

Got you. I got a drunk text from Noy one time. He was like, yo, I love you, bro. I want to spank you for everything that you do. I'm like, what? He love me, he want to spank me? What? And if that's true, which it's not, it might have been thank you.

I knew what it was supposed to be. I knew what it was supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's good. You know, I like to say we didn't make up the the the the phrase giving out flowers no we made it famous we made it famous right and the way y'all do it is super fly when y'all do the uh yes the gold flowers i think yes thank you and i'm gonna tell you what it means the most when you see god bless the dead dmx right

god bless the dead gangsta boo gangsta boo that'ssta Boob Gangsta Boob That's when it's like Ah man That's when it really hits And take off too You know what I mean Take off Word up Yeah

But um So What I like to say is Drunk Texas are necessary Because sometimes It's something that you really mean Like Like

Like Like Homegirl just said Like Maybe this guy really meant that And really wanted to say that But he didn't He didn't have the courage And you know Ace of Spades And Serac gives you that courage Like Homegirl just said, maybe this guy really meant that and really wanted to say that. He didn't have the courage.

He didn't have the courage. And Ace of Spades and Serac gives you that courage. You know what I mean? So I think it's necessary. Big up to Latina. I think it's necessary. And I think it's dope to give people flowers. I think it's really, you know.

I really knew Envy when he had an MPV. You know what I'm saying? He really, he really ran. No, no. Montero. Montero. Montero. I'm sorry. MPV was cool know what I'm saying? He really, he really ran, no, no, Montero. What was it? Montero. Montero, I'm sorry. MPV was cool. I'm pulling your car.

You always pull my car. You know what I'm saying? And to see where he's at, that's beautiful. So when I see him, you know, doing the car shows and I always try to like, either I participate

or try to participate and it's just dope for me. It's dope to see where you came from. It's dope to see the evolution of a human. You know what I'm saying? Because a human that stays the same is just dead. They're dead. So drunk texts are necessary.

I'm sorry to make drunk texts deep. There's no one else who can make drunk texts deep. I remember I got a drunk text about a year ago. I think I told you. It was another DJ. And I guess he was, I hope he was texting a young lady. First of all, tell me who the DJ was. I'm not going to tell you if he was texting a young lady.

I'm not going to tell you who the DJ was. I'm telling you right now if he was texting a young lady. He texted me. I can't wait to get that ass, right? True story. I don't see the problem. You got to prove this was a true story. And then I guess he caught himself later, a couple hours later. He was like, no, right? True story. I don't see the problem. You gotta prove this was a true story. And then,

I guess he caught himself later, a couple hours later, he was like, my bad, bro, that wasn't for you. He gave you two hours to respond. And then he realized,

like, damn, MV ain't gonna give me no action. So let me clean this up real quick. But it was a drug sex. He was drunk, and he meant to text a young lady.

I'm not gonna tell you who it was. I'm not gonna do that to him. I'm not gonna do that to him. At least text him to him. No, I'm not texting him nothing. who it was. I'm not going to do that to him. Who was it? I'm not going to do that to him. At least text him. No, I'm not texting him nothing. Jasmine. Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. You a drunk texter, Jasmine? Girl. I mean, I say girl. Yes, ma'am. Well, I have sent a 50 text. I, you know, had an idea of what I was doing, but I didn't get the outcome that I was hoping

for. Yeah. It was more like, um, what I was doing, but I didn't get the outcome that I was hoping for. Yeah. Because it was more like, um, what are you doing? Yeah. It's 4 o'clock in the morning, you know. And I don't think people realize, women don't realize when you say pissy instead of the other word, it throws people off. Especially after that Young Miami interview with Trina. You know, you know.

He did it. You know what I'm saying? After that Young Miami interview with Trina, you got to be careful. You hit a dude and talk about you're going to get this pissy. No, you're not going to pee on me. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Kobe from Detroit. What up, Joe?

What's up? I was drunk and I texted my boyfriend's mom telling her I was going to beat her ass. Whoa. How do you make up for that? You text your boyfriend's mom, you're going to beat her ass. Yeah, how do you make up for that one? You text your boyfriend's mom, you're going to beat her ass. Yeah, how do you make up for that one? Yeah, that's weird. I was drunk.

Pause. I mean, not pause, but don't curse. I was drunk, but yeah, it was hard. Like, you had to have a whole conversation about it and everything. Damn it, man. All right, man. I wanted to first of all, who did you mean to text? Or did you really mean that?

I meant to say this to my boyfriend. Oh, you meant to tell your boyfriend I'm going to beat your mom's ass? No, I meant to tell him I was going to beat his ass. Oh, well, you could have been saying some other wild stuff. You know what I mean? You could have told your boyfriend I'm going to eat your ass and send it to his mom. That would have been crazy. That would have been wild.

Hello, who's this? Hi, I live in San Diego. Good morning. I live in Vermont. Remedia, sorry. Now, you were drunk texting. What did you do, mama? So I'm going to get you guys to hold at work.

So my man is now currently my fiance. He was gone for a bit before. I was out with a girl. We were drinking. And he called me. He called soon. So I was like, let starting to give him some clips of me getting wet in the shower,

getting on the bed, and the whole network. Well, my fiance's name starts with J, and so does my stepbrother's. So I accidentally said my stepbrother while I was drunk, and now I have to say it's

holiday, and he sounds completely naked and he winked at me. Your phone sounds crazy. What I heard was you sent a naked picture and a naked video to your fiance's brother. Correct. Sound like you're trying to blame it on the alcohol. Sound like you meant to do that.

It was alcohol. Yeah, but it sounded like you meant to do it. You just blamed it on the alcohol, but you're feeling his brother a little bit. Hello, who's this? This is Gene from Omaha. Hello? Yeah, what's up, bro? We're talking drunk texts.

Yeah, so last year, you know, I was really spiraling. You know, I was using a lot of substances. You know, I used to get drunk a lot. I texted these girls to s*** my face pretty much. But, you know, I used to get drunk a lot. I used to be a girl who took my things pretty much. But I'm actually sober now. I've been sober. Yo, E-ass made him get sober. Yo, that's crazy.

Did he say he wanted the girl to defecate on his face? No, he said he wanted the E-ass. He wanted the girl to sit on his face. Oh, I thought he said, oh. I thought he said, oh, OK. That's crazy. I thought we enjoyed that. I thought we was the e-bitch, he wanted the girl to sit on his face. Oh, I thought he said, oh, that's crazy. I thought we enjoyed that. I thought we was eating booty gang out here.

I didn't know booty gang was making people go sober. He's sober without a drink anymore. I no longer drink because of that. 800-585-105 when we're talking drunk text. Yo, e-bitch and then going sober afterwards is nuts, bro. It goes together. It's the head-eye-to-go-to-get-out-of-here. It's the breakfast.A.D. It's the Scan Straight. Scan Straight program. It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. I know it now. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. They can't know me. You know what that is?

Call me. Send your opinion to the Breakfast Club top. Come on. 800-585-1051. Morning, everybody. It's D.E.J. N.V. Charlemagne the guy.

We are the Breakfast Club. We got our guest host, N.O.R Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our guest host, N-O-R-E. Nori's here. Now, if you just join us, we're talking about sending drunk texts. Now, what are y'all looking at? We viral, baby. Yeah, salute to the Jasmine brand. I was just looking at the Jasmine brand.

They put up a headline, Future allegedly upset that Drake did an album with 21 shabbats, says Nori. This just happened. Goodness gracious. We'll shout to Jasmine. And I said allegedly, too. We said allegedly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn it, man. Viral already. It's all good. But we're talking drunk text. Now, of course, have you ever sent a drunk text to somebody and regretted it? Or maybe you didn't regret it. Maybe you don't care. Hello, who's this?

What's up, man? We're talking drunk text. You sent one out, brother? I got one, man. I received one. Where'd you get it from? What's his name? No, brother? I got one, man. I received one. What did you get it from? What's his name? No, I was out, you know,

and I seen an old acquaintance and after that, I was returning home, I got from, I effing hate you. You ain't nothing but a dog. Like that. And a few minutes later,

like, where you at? I want to see you. It was just a... That sounded like a cocaine text. That sounded like a cocaine text. That sounded like a cocaine text. That don't sound like alcohol. That sounded like cocaine. No, for real.

Cocaine take you through the mood swings. I'm going to be honest with you. That story was whack, bro. Horrible. Hello, who's this? Hey. Hi, it's Diana. Hey, mama.

We're talking drunk text. You send a drunk text to somebody? I didn't send one, but my ex from college sent me one. What'd it say? He just said, hey, what's up? Is this Diana? I said, yeah, how are you? And he responded, you married?

That's it. Boo! That's all you. What's up, man? That's all y'all got? Boo! Hello, who's this? Yo, it's Jimmy from New York.

Jimmy from New York. We're talking drunk text this morning, brother. All right, yo. I don't, personally, I just think the drink gives you, like, the confidence to send off a text that you always wanted to send off. You know what I'm saying? It just so happens, you get those texts at, like, 4, 3 in the morning and shit like that, so it looks kind of weird.

But other than that, it be shit that people be wanting to say. You know what I mean? So you're saying the guy, the DJ who sent Envy the textan he want that ass he really wanted to send that oh my goodness absolutely absolutely word word i feel you i don't think so at all i think he was trying to say to another lady and then i said another lady a lady whoa i like this i listen i we i love this this is progressive bro whatever you identify as i support you oh my goodness's this? Hey, what's up? I don't even need to be on air, but I want to know

how Sim Simmer responded to that drunk text. I didn't know how she responded. This must be the person who sent the text. Come here, Sim.

Sim right here. So now, if you just join us, Sim Simmer, one of the producers up here, got a drunk text a couple of days ago from somebody she went

to high school with. Yeah. And what she didn't say is that the guy was white. And she's black. And at some point in the text, he said, Black Lives Mother. And it confused her. He said, I want to be with you, Black Lives Mother. But that's why I was going to say, I can already tell that's not the person who texted me because

that's not the voice of a white man. Oh. So how did you reply to the gentleman? Well, because he was white, I had no interest in going. But he was cool. So I didn't want to be mean. Dr. Umar would be proud. That's what I'm talking about, Sam. Pick up Dr. Umar. So I text him and I

lied and I was like, I'm in a serious relationship, but, you know, I don't mind catching up. We could talk. Like, I'll link with you. And then he texted me back and he was like, what did he say? He said, um... Zero lashes for Tim Sima. Zero lashes. Zero lashes.

He said, zero lashes for Tim Simmer Zero lashes Zero lashes He said zero lashes for you He's happy He's basically happy That you didn't be Flashing the white man Yeah yeah yeah So what's the moral of the story There was a young lady That said she texted

Her barber son And asked how big His penis was But she We lost her By the way That's not drunk texting You really want to know

How big somebody's penis is A drunk text is when You mess up a word You know what I'm saying Are you we lost her. By the way, that's not drunk texting. You really want to know how big somebody's penis is. A drunk text is when you mess up a word. You know what I'm saying? Or you might be overly emotional and you might say something that you regret sending.

But that's not drunk texting. Just say you want to see what the barber's penis look like. That's all. You want to give some cut to the person who does the cut. So what's the moral of the story?

You want to give some trim to the person that did the trim. There you go. Jesus. That's the moral? trim. There you go. Jesus. That's the moral. No. But you know why?

You haven't lived it to have to reach out to you. I don't know because I learned from people before me. So I've always been super paranoid about that. When I saw Wesley Snipes

go to jail back in the day for that, and Fat Joe, I'm super paranoid. Back in the day? That was five years ago. I know. You're right.

You're right. But I thank God for my financial team, Lifeline Financial, Saluta Humble and Laura and everybody over know. You're right. You're right. I thank God for my financial team. Lifeline Financial, Saluta Humble and Laura and everybody over there. Like, no. By the grace of God, no. Well, somebody is getting that knock because they allegedly owe $4 million. We'll talk about it when we come back.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.

Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks.

She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward.

And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home,

workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.