The Breakfast Club - What Are Some Signs You’re Getting Old?

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

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Call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the breakfast club morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got our guest co-host kiki here hey friends now we're asking 800-585-1051 what are some signs you are getting old this conversation comes from uh kevin hart we reported in the rumors early that kevin hart uh was trying to uh i guess race somebody in a in a foot race and got himself injured let's hear it right fast to all my men women out there that are 40 years old and above uh it's not a game respect that age or that age will make you respected um this is just public service announcement because I know people may see me out and I don't want you to be alarmed

But I'm in a wheelchair shots out to Stephen Wiley I'm gonna go to put this story out there before you do me and Stephen We got into a little debate this debate was based off of who was faster Steven said Kevin no way you gonna beat me Steven is ex NFL running back played for the New England Patriots I said Steve you can bet it. He said, bet. I said, bet. We get out there, we go run the 40-year-old dash. Guys, I blew all my shit.

Tore my lower abdomen. My abductors are torn. I don't even know what that is, but I tore them. I can't walk. What are we competing for at this age? Why are we, like, what am I doing?

Stupid as shit ever. Now I can't walk because I'm somewhere trying to get the title of the fastest the barbecue so we're asking 800-585-1051 let's start with you kiki okay now for me when i knew i was getting older and i'm i'm an early 30s so i'm still you know a little young but what tells you is when you hang around younger people so like my sister-in-law is younger than me shout

out to quila when we go on vacation i want toila. When we go on vacation, I want to go to the spa and lay down. She want to go to the club. We got to turn up. We got to pop bottles. And I also know when I go over to somebody's house and they music real loud. Like, why is everything so loud? That's when I know I was getting old. And also, when I discovered

baseboards in my house, like I didn't know. I was just living life in apartments. I didn't realize I had to clean a baseboard. And I finally figured out what that was. I was like, yeah, you're getting old. Yeah, for myself, there's a couple of things. One, when I drive now, I listen to the traffic report

to see what the traffic's going to be. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, I watch the news to see what the weather's going to be. Okay, okay. Also, if I'm going somewhere, like I'm touching a long flight, I watch what I eat. Oh.

Meaning, like, if I know if, like, let's say I like cheesecake and I want cheesecake before I catch a flight, the person sitting next to me is going to have a bad flight. Like, there's certain things I know when I drink too much, I know I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. Like, there's certain things. The nap thing is always one. I do the old man basketball. So, you got six kids yes um two boys four girls and when i play my kids in basketball i no longer am competitive real like i back them down like my

dad used to do me just old man style and just kind of just do like a hook shot to beat them because i'm tired i don't i don't want to play with them no more i'm tired like i just want to win and then go. Those are a lot of them. And then I got tennis elbow and I haven't played tennis in 20 years. Okay. And I think that's

an old man's injury, tennis elbow. Yeah. So I got tennis elbow right now. Charlamagne? I was born in 1978. So I thought the question was what can't we do anymore

after a certain age? Your memory's messed up. I can see it right now. Okay. And he was just struggling with Instagram too. He was just struggling with Instagram. He said, how do anymore after a certain age? Your memory's messed up. I can see it right now. Okay. And he was just struggling with Instagram, too. He was just struggling with Instagram. How do I tag Michael Bibbins?

Can somebody, where are my knees? Can my knees help me? Yeah, when you get frustrated. What can I do anymore? Damn near everything. And especially everything I don't want to do. And it'd be the littlest things. I realize now why our parents used to be in the living room,

and they would call us no matter where we was at in the apartment or the house or the trailer just to get get them some water literally right there i'm talking about like right there a foot away from you but boy when you be on that couch after a long work week or after a long day you don't feel like getting up to do it so come use your little young legs and get it for me. Another thing I can't do anymore at my age, small talk. I don't want any small talk. I have no problem either sitting around in silence or if you're talking to me about something I don't care about, I might tell you shut the F up right in the middle of the conversation

because I don't have time for the small talk. I don't care in no way, shape, or form. And you know another reason why I knew I was getting older? I started wearing Crocs. Oh, yeah. I started wearing Crocs. When I wore Crocs, I was like, look at them ugly-ass, old-ass was getting older? I started wearing Crocs. Oh, yeah. I started wearing Crocs. When I won Crocs first, I was like, look at them ugly ass, old ass people shoes. Nothing wrong with Crocs.

Why you ain't mention hair dye? You ain't realize you was getting old when you had to start dyeing your beard and painting your fade? I don't know how Envy, you be out here leaving them little stains on t-shirts and stuff. Yes, he did. He did that to me. What? No, he didn't. He put it on.

No, you know what? He had it didn't. He put it on. No, you know what? He had it on himself. He had a hoodie on one day and it was all on the neck of the hoodie. That little black powder. Yes, that little black powder. Kiki, whose side are you on, Kiki?

Whose side are you on, Kiki? I don't know about your side. She just observing like the rest of us. Why is she laughing at me, Kiki? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why you don't do that no more? You stop?

Because I keep calling you on it? Yes. That and the Walgreens ran out of Just For Men so I've been stuck for a little bit but I got new delivery coming today.

Don't worry about it. Okay. Okay. You a hater, man. You a hater. Kiki don't laugh. I know. I know you ain't dye your hair

before Kiki. Oh, baby. You know. Well, no. I don't dye my hair. Oh. I put a whole wig on so it's a cheat code. It's a cheat code.

Trust me, he would, too, if they made beard wigs. Yo, shut up. Hello, Storm. Hello. Yeah. Hey, what are the signs that you're getting too old, Mama? Well, definitely after the breakfast club, I changed the radio station to the oldies and goodies.

And, like, that is, I remember when I was younger, I was like, ooh mom, this is an old people station. But now the old people station is my favorite station. Hold on, where you calling from? Atlanta. Oh, they got us on the old people station in Atlanta? No, no, no. No, you all are not

on the old people station. You're on 105.3. So that's the hip-hop sector, but as soon as the breakfast club goes on, I check my station because I need to look for R&B that was made in the 90s and 2000s. Oh, got you, got you.

I feel what you're saying. So you love Luke. You drop a load of Luke, Juvenile, all that. Yes, yes. I feel at home. I feel comfortable with that era. That's our era. That's our era. You born in the 1900s and 7.

I born in 1978. That's our era. I don't know nothing else. Hello, who's this? Good morning. It's Damien Rath from Breakfast Club. How you doing? Damien, what's up?

How you know when you start getting older, Damien? What are some signs? Brother, when you get up and you hear something pop in a place that you didn't expect. Oh, Lord, man. Talk about it. Like your back and your knees? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Oh, my God. When I do like this, I be driving sometimes with the steering wheel holding both hands, so I just scratch my arms

out and all I just hear. You know what I'm saying? Hello, who's this? What's up? This is Josh. Josh, good morning. What are some signs that you're getting old, Josh? All right, so I'm a former collegiate athlete, and we was having a kickball event at my job,

so I'm like, yeah, let's show out. Let's show these dudes what I'm about. I'm like the only black dude that's even in the company, so everybody was pressed to have me on the team. Next thing I know, you know, first one up, I kick it, get a homer, I'm good. Second one at bat, I'm waiting. I'm ready.

I kick the ball with all my might again. This time something ain't feel right. I try to run the first base. Next thing I know, I'm on the floor. I was pretty much on high off for the rest of the tournament, man. I pulled a hip flexor. Damn, see? And that's another thing, right?

You know, sometimes you be the only black person in your group when you do things and they expect you to be the best player there. I'll tell you the other day I play basketball and I was the only black shot to run. I was the only black guy there. They wanted me to go busy. I'm like, if I get injured, I got I got to go to work in the morning. I got kids. My kids want me to play. I can't do it no more.

It is what it is. Andrew. Andre. Okay. Andre, my bad. Dang. They got Andrew on the list Okay, Andre, my bad. Dang. It's high sighted. They got Andrew on the list.

But Andre, what are some signs you're getting old? Bro, when you start adding fiber to your diet. Ben did that. Wow. Got to make sure you're regular. You got to make sure you're regular, man. But, I mean, there's a lot of things that we care about now that we didn't care about you know back then like you know we talk about going to get colonoscopies you know what i mean that's true i talk about all the cardiovascular uh cardiovascular test i've had

just had one monday by the way salute to dr puma you know you know what medical you know what i haven't got to yet that a lot of older people do that i haven't did coffee like i know a lot when people get a certain age they start drinking coffee i haven't got to that coffee yet first of all you can't sit here and talk about your bowels easily moving and then talk about drinking coffee. I don't drink coffee. Yeah, I can't. I don't drink coffee because, number one, I don't like coffee. Number two, it does some weird things to my stomach.

What? Really? Okay. Y'all making me scared to get old. Dad, I'm sitting here drinking coffee right now. I'm tightening my booty. You live in Chicago. All you got to do is go to the wrong hood. Stop, stop, stop.

No. That's why I stay strapped, though. 800-585-1051. If you're just joining us, we're asking, what are some signs you're getting old? Let's talk about it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

It's topic time. Because the phone, baby. club good morning it's topic time call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the breakfast club let's talk about it morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got our special guest co-host kiki in the building good morning so we're asking what are some signs that you're getting old this conversation comes from uh kevin hart uh he got injured yesterday trying to race somebody let's listen to all my men women out there that are 40 years old and above uh it's not a game respect that age or that age will make you respect it um this is just public service announcement because i know people may see me out and i don't want you to be alarmed but i'm in a wheelchair shout out to

steven wiley i'm gonna go to put this story out there before you do me and steven we got into a little debate this debate was based off of who was faster steven said kevin ain't no way you're gonna beat me steven is an ex uh nfl running back played for the new england patrons i said steve you can bet it he said bet i said bet we get out there we go run the 40 year old dash guys i blew all my tore my lower abdomen uh my abductors are torn i don't even know what that is but i tore them i can't walk what are we competing for at this age why are we like what what am i doing stupid as ever now i can't walk because i'm somewhere trying to get the title of the fastest the barbecue so we're asking 800-585-1051. What are some signs that you're getting old? Hello.

Hey, good morning. Hey, Chanel. Yes, it's Chanel. Hey, Chanel. What are some signs you're getting old, mama? Oh, well, I'm in the military and signs of getting old is waking up every morning at 5.15 and this morning I put on my running shoes and I rolled my ankles. Just put my shoes on. Oh my God.

How old are you? I am 38. Oh, my God. How old are you? I am 38. Oh, Lord. Wait till you turn 40. Oh, God. When you turn 40, you're not even going to be able to find your running shoes. Huh? Being in the military is like adding another 10 years onto whatever age you are.

You're still a baby, but you ain't going to be able to find your running shoes in two years. Hello, who's this? Christina. Hey, Christina. What are some signs you're getting old? Oh, man. Everything. So, anytime I do squats, I can hear my knees cracking like I can actually hear a sound.

Yep. My elbows crack. I'm seeing a spine specialist right now, and I'm only 40. Dang. Hey Hey that's real Cause sometimes when I be doing abs man No gas go to Can't stop I don't even be trying

You know what I mean It's not like You don't even feel it coming You just do a crunching At the same time But you know what too And it sounds like I'm getting old too I don't know if this happens

But I pass gas when I sleep now all the time Oh you been doing that Oh yeah You just doing them big loud ones That hurt So you wake up That's how you know you're doing it Hey who, you've been doing that. Oh, yeah. You're just doing them big loud ones that hurt. So you wake up. That's how you know you're doing it. Hey, who now?

Who now? Who is that noise? My kids be dying laughing. You said who's in the house? Hello, who's this? Are you what? Hey, it's KD from Milwaukee. You said something scary so loud.

Who's in the house? No, I thought you said somebody was taking your butt. Oh, God. I was always going to take somebody's butt. Because you're talking about farting in the D.C. You farting about who in the house hello who's this hey it's kd from milwaukee hey kd from milwaukee we're talking about signs you're getting old well i know i'm only 30 and it's a bad example for sure i gotta carry a kit around with me that got biofreeze uh ice packs all of that why what was you doing in your 20s well i was always a sports head so i mean recently like probably like a year and a half ago

i was at a track meet and they had like a little parents relay and i was like you know what i think i still got it i started running i got 50 meters of the 100 meters, and all I know is I was on the ground next. How old are you? I pulled my hamstring and I ain't been the same thing. How old are you? I just turned 30 in February this year. Man, y'all is babies, man. If y'all don't cut it out.

I will tell you another sign is always going to the doctor. If I get a pain, an injury, or any funny feeling, I go straight to the doctor. I'm just having good health insurance. That's the bad news. I know. Plenty of people who would love to just go to the doctor just having good health insurance no I was many people who would love to just go to the doctor that whenever they feel something I'll go to the ER if I get something hurt too much I go straight to the ER I'll tell you what another good sign is when you go to the doctor you get a good report back man I got one Monday okay so overall my results are

excellent despite a high calcium score for your age, there's only minimal plaque in your heart arteries. Furthermore, your cholesterol profile is excellent and well below goal on your current statin medication and aspirin, which I would continue. Your blood pressure and heart rate are those of a man 20 years younger. All these factors contribute to a very low 10-year cardiovascular risk of only 3.5%. Optimal for men of your age would be 3%, so you are in very good shape. What about your butt, though? Salute to Dr. Puma and everybody at Soarin' Medical. What about your butt, though?

Man, shut up, man. Your colonoscopy. That's a mask. I did that already. I got no polyps, no redness, no nothing. I think you need a second opinion. This booty don't. Brown.

That booty brown. I'm sorry. All I can. This booty don't. Brown. That booty brown. I'm sorry. All I can think about is sexy red. Stephanie. Hello. Hello. Hey, Stephanie. Good morning.

Good morning. How old are you, Stephanie? 50. Okay. You said 60. Now we talking. Now what are some signs you're getting old, Stephanie? Babe, listen.

I've been like five, six years ago had to go back to missionary I can't do the flips the the tricks and the turns so yeah we back on missionary no more back shots for you no more back shots you ain't riding nothing they ain't riding they ain't doing nothing okay, okay. Okay, I need to know the measurements. I need your height. Girl, don't do it. Don't do it, girl. Don't do it, girl.

I think there's other factors involved other than age here. I'm so, so serious, missionary. And it's not for long. I'm going to get 20 in and that's it. I'm so serious, too. How tall are you? How tall are you, Stephanie? 5'2".

How much do you weigh, Stephanie? Don't do it, girl. I'm so serious too. How tall are you? How tall are you, Stephanie? 5'2". How much do you weigh, Stephanie? Don't do it, girl. 160. Oh, okay. Now, what's the excuse? I mean, a little round, but nothing crazy. You know what I mean?

She's just lazy. She's just lazy. God. I'm trying to be bones. These bones ain't right. Damn. Well, how old is your boyfriend? Or husband?

50. Oh, sorry to that man. Were you 60 and he 50? No, both of us were boyfriend or husband? 50. Sorry to that man. Were you 60 and he 50? No, both of us were 50. Oh, 50. Might be time to tag somebody else in. Shut up, man. Step to your position.

He came. I got the permission. Go ahead. Oh, you gave him permission? Thank you. I got permission, yeah. I'm just saying, Kiki. You interested?

What's going on? When she can't do nothing but missionary, it's time to tag somebody else in, especially if he is able to do other things. Is he able to do other things? That's right. I'm not selfish like that. Go on, boo. Do your thing. Y'all are bugging.

Y'all married. Y'all supposed to go all the way to the end. That's right. Y'all been together. Y'all been together a long time. Oh, 20 years. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

He's supposed to take that. Just like if he lose a leg, she's supposed to still stay with him regardless. She ain't going to be like, all right, let me go get a man with some legs. No, she got to stay there. Oh, I don't want nobody else. I don't want nobody else. I love you. I love you.

That's right, girl. You stay with your man. He probably be catching chocolate. And you can always get a vino lotion. You can make miracles happen with a vino. Who's that? All right, never mind. Y'all can go with my mom.

And she ashy. And she ashy. She don't even know who a vino is. She don't even know who Avino is. She don't even know who Avino is. She don't know Avino. She don't know Juergen. You know what I'm saying? She thinks Gold Bond is where you go when you get locked up.

Oh, my God. What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is aging beats the alternatives. So enjoy it. All right. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.

This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakatistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.

It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup,

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