The Breakfast Club - What Would You Want To Identify As?

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

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It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now if you just join us, we're asking 800-585-1051, what would you want to identify as? And this comes from Charlamagne Donkey today. Yes, Daniel Seal is 65 years old.

He broke into a daycare because he wanted, he stole baby diapers and formula because he wanted to pretend to be a baby girl. He said he wanted to see what it felt like to be a baby girl. He identifies as a baby girl named Danielle. Now, Envy said if he could pretend to be anything he would be a lap dog to rich white people yes that that is disgusting yeah well i want to be a dog i want to identify as a dog i'm gonna tell you why uh rich dogs they get finest foods they never have to walk they fire first class or private best hotels best water and when they die their owner leaves them all the money now i just want to tell you this one case, right? This happened about a couple of weeks ago.

A dog, the wealthiest dog, sold its Miami mansion for $29 million. The owners died, so the dog was left with everything, the house, the home, the butler, and everything. And the dog just sold the crib for $29 million. But, brother, you could— There's another dog that's $400 million. My brother, you could identify as Michael Jordan and be a billionaire brother you could identify as michael jordan and be a billionaire you could identify as oprah winfrey be a billionaire you could identify as jay-z rihanna be a billionaire and do all of those things without being a dog i personally think you want to go around sniffing people's asses you know i'm saying and not be

judged for it that's just my personal opinion nope now what would i be if i could pretend to be anything i really truly do think i'm everything i want to be now i really can't think of anything but if i could be something for a day maybe some type of fish that could go like see the depths of the ocean like to see what's really down there but i would want to be like a big fish that can't be eaten by other fish so i'd be like trans whales okay yes hello who's this hi tanya hey tanya good morning talk to us we're playing make-believe this morning, Tanya. If you could be... So I would agree with Envy and be a rap dog for a rich person.

Because they literally do nothing. They get taken care of. They get fed. They don't have to go outside. I actually have a dog, and she is like the princess of the house. And then when they die, rich white people leave the money to them. They do nothing. They do more than they can.

See? I'm not going to let you. I'm not going to let you do that. So you want to be a lap dog to a rich white person, too, or just a rich person? Rich black person. See? She said rich black person. That's the difference.

Envy, you said rich black person. Well, they do it, too. They all do it, too. She's not going to get the million dollars. I fly a lot. I even see my dog when he comes up to my flight. And I fly a lot. And I see the dogs. They have their own feet.

They get kidded, too. Everybody does it. A lot of them. If they have money, they do it. See, Tanya's with me. Hello, who's this? This is disgusting. Good morning.

Good morning. What's your name? Veronica. Hey, Veronica. What would you want to identify as? So me and my daughter talk about this all the time. Me and her would come back as a rich white person's dog as well. See?

Yo, what is up with y'all, yo? See? I told you. Listen, y'all might. They take care of their pets. Let me tell you something. Y'all might as well just vote all the white supremacists and all the fascists in the office. No, not at all.

Not at all. No, I'm going to tell you why. Because if y'all want to be lap dogs, just vote all the white supremacists and all the fascists in the office. And I guarantee you, you're going to get to see what it feels like to be a rich lap dog for a white person. I don't have to be a lap dog. I just want to be one of their dogs. They care about their dogs more than they care about their children, about people. Like, they go hard.

But the whole thing is, when they die, they lead billions to the dogs. This is something that black people. I don't know about that part. We don't talk about that part, man. We really got to start. We really got to start making y'all read a message to the black man by Elijah. We joking. And now he's taking a seat.

I don't believe you. We joking. Now he's taking a seat. My God. You can't joke. When you joke, you joke. Oh, yeah. I don't want to be black no more.

I'm just saying. A lap dog. Y'all, this is the second person That say they want to be a lap dog To a rich white person What's up with y'all yo That's third Yeah you the first Yes

Hello who's this This is Rel Hey Rel Now if you could identify somebody Who would you want to identify as A deadbeat baby daddy Why Why yeah why

Because they live the life They get up They ain't got to worry about Nothing They ain't got to worry about nothing. They ain't got to worry about nothing but themselves. And if you have women taking care of them, they living the life for real. By the way, there's nobody that's a deadbeat that wants to be a deadbeat. You know who I call deadbeats?

Not men who don't have no money. I call people that are deadbeats people who actually have money and have means and don't take care of their kids. Those are the deadbeats. Rico! Yo, what's up, guys? Now, if you could identify as anybody or any person, what would it be? It would be one of Beyonce's kids. Any of them.

Beyonce what? Yeah. You said what? One of what? One of everything. One of what? Oh, Beyonce's kids. You would want to be one of the kids. Oh, God, you got to be. They got everything, man. They got everything. One of what? They got everything. Oh, Beyonce's kids. You would want to be one of the kids.

Oh, God, you got to be. They got everything, man. They got stuff. That's a lot. Here, you. Why are you? Come on. You need a phone before you can be one of the kids.

Well, that's why he want to be one of the kids. He can get a better phone. He want to be one of Jay-Z and Beyonce's kids. So he can get a better phone. So you wouldn't be Jay-Z and Beyonce's dog? Nah, hell no. Like you said, ylamagne, some white people F their dogs.

I don't know any white people that F their dogs. You better stop that. You know white people? Slate your sources. That what? That F their dogs? Yeah, white people F their dogs. Slate your sources. I don't know. You could have said kiss their dog, but you ain't. It's foreplay. We see them do foreplay. We see them do foreplay in public because we can only imagine what they do behind closed doors.

800-585-1051. If you can identify as anything or anybody, what would it be? Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, we're asking if you can identify as anybody, what would it be? I'm going to be honest with you, man. I've wanted to identify as teen wolf when I was young. I wouldn't mind being a fish just for a day, but I want to be like one of those big fish that don't get eaten by other fish so I can see the depths of the ocean.

I'm already an alien, you know what I mean? So I identify as that. But this morning, I ain't going front, man. I'm feeling like Soulja Boy. Suck my... Y'all ain't going to never make it out the hood. Feel like Soulja Boy? It's my mood.

I never, you know what? I never really thought about identifying as anything else, but I was trying to think... You're a liar. This morning, you said you want to be a lap dog. What's the easiest job out there that you do nothing and people paying for you? That's a lap dog. You see how those people with their lap dogs?

They carry them on a private jet. They care about them lap dogs more than anything else. You said you want to be a lap dog for a rich white person. I'm going to tell you. They take them to the club. They take them to everything. And the reason I like them so much is because when they die, they leave their money to the dogs. You don't know what them people are doing to them dogs behind closed doors.

You have no idea. Okay, for all you know, them dogs can have a whole surviving series on their rich white homes. Surviving white people? You have no idea. Hello, who's this? Hello. Hey, what's your name? This is C from Tallahassee.

C from Tallahassee. Now, if you could identify as anything, what would it be, mama? I just wanted to agree with Envy about identifying as a lapdog to a rich white person. Oh, my God. Why? I mean, have you seen the documentary on Netflix on Gunter? I mean, yeah, his owner left him like billions of dollars. In fact, how would he spend it when he has people in charge of

booking his hotels of giving him the finest meat and taking his seats the way he likes it so I agree with him Gunther just sold that house in Miami for 30 million dollars who is this person Gunther is a German Shepherd listen why can't y'all

why won't y'all identify as the actual billionaire? He dies. Why would you want to identify the dog on Die 2? He dies at the end of the movie. Why would you want to identify the dog? Dog's still alive. Dog ain't got to do nothing.

Dog ain't had to work to get that money. I don't know if dogs live longer than humans. This is disgusting, man. Thank you so much. Insert Soulja Boy rant. For all of you black people who want to be lap dogs for rich white people, insert Soulja Boy rant. Suck my d***. Y'all a**es ain't gonna never make it out the hood. Hello, who's this?

Yo, this is D. Hey, what's up, bro? If you could identify as anybody, who would you want to identify as? I have to go with a monkey. A monkey? A monkey. Okay, why a monkey, sir? Because I like... Where you live at, man? Hey, I'm going to be honest with you, man.

Drop on a Clues Bomb for white people. I don't know what number white supremacy has done on you Negroes, but y'all can identify as whatever y'all want to identify as, and all we're hearing is black people calling up here saying they want to be lapdogs for white people, and now you want to be a monkey. Where you calling from, bruh? His phone cut off. He need a phone a monkey where you calling from bro his phone cut he need a phone that's what he needs phone cut off what is up man hello who's this yeah this is Brianna hey good morning mama what would you want to identify as well well first of all I wouldn't want to identify as anything

I want to comment that I think this guy's got some mental health problems. Identifying as a baby is absurd. I think he needs to get some help. And he's definitely not a part of the trans community. Why is he not? Because this is not normal behavior to try to identify as other objects. I feel like trans people identify either as a man or a woman or neither or both When they try to take it out of their world Then it becomes a mental health problem

So I guess we must be using the word wrong though Because I hear people say transracial Right? I don't believe in that either That's absurd I don't know if we should just discredit these people ma'am i don't know if that's fair to them i will definitely discredit them as having mental health problems well you wouldn't want anybody to do that to you when it comes to like gender identity right because

there's some people i feel like there's some people there's some people who feel like it's beyond the gender identity it should it should if they want to do it fine but that's not a part of the trans community that needs to be make up a whole nother group for them make something else up well give them another letter add another letter to the LGBTQ

I'm serious thank you mama why do people do that she's the fun police. She just killed everything. It was just, it was. No, you killed everything when you said you wanted to be a lapdog for a rich white person. Bad people call. And there's two people on the lines.

It's not just me. Jesus Christ. You see, you always want to make things racial. Hello, who's this? You made it racial. You said a rich white person. You said that. I was talking about the lapdog.

Oh, my God. Hello? Yeah, hi. Hello. Hi, Envy. Good morning, good morning mama good morning what would you want to identify as turn your radio down i want to identify myself as a fairy queen what my name means a fairy queen a fairy queen what do you mean you want to be what are you talking about you said what would i want to identify myself as? Yes, what would you want to identify as? She wants to be a fairy queen.

Leave her alone. Don't judge her. Huh? Hello? Hello? Tanya means fairy queen? Yes. I didn't know that.

Okay, well, yeah. But now you know. Why don't you? And I'm mad at you, Andy. Why? For saying you want to be a wife or a lapdog. You should get down here for a week. Thank you, Tanya.

But you want to be a fairy queen? Okay. There's get down to the weed. Thank you, Tanya. But you want to be a fairy queen? Okay. There's nothing wrong with being a fairy queen. Hello, who's this? Hey, what's your name? Good morning, this is Maddie. Hey, Maddie, good morning. What would you want to identify as?

Listen, I agree with Envy 100%. Charlamagne is hating on you, okay? A lapdog to a rich white person, for sure. I think y'all hating on y'allself. I think y'all hate y'all black skin But I'm going back to work this morning After being off for a week And I said I need to identify

As one of Envy's kids Any of them Give me Logan Logan You want to be the man of the house? He was stuck in the Lamborghini yesterday So I'll be Logan Oh my goodness

Logan was in a Lamborghini yesterday Yeah he Was picking up the kids yesterday Picking up his brothers and sister And he ran out of gas So I had to go Help him out So let me ask you

Let me talk to you Oh my goodness You Your son Logan Logan Just got a scholarship To the University of Miami Driving around in a Lamborghini

But you want to be a lap dog For a rich white person Even with Even with how good You doing in life You still Want to be a lap dog For a rich white person even with even with how good you doing in life you still want to be a lap dog for a rich white person who taught you to hate yourself i don't want to identify as anybody we are talking who taught you to hate your nose jokes who taught you to hate your lips i love my

who taught you to hate the color of your skin black man i love everything about who i love everything about me i can't tell well you want to be tell. Well, you want to be Teen Wolf, huh? Huh? You want to be a wolf, an animal, huh? Who told you to hate your color, your skin? Why can't you just say, I want to be my black self? First of all, Teen Wolf was black. No, he wasn't.

He was. No, he wasn't. Michael J. Fox, when he turned to Teen Wolf, he turned into a black person. Why do you think he was so good at basketball? Shut up. It's easy. No, that's not right. What do you mean?

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Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Why do you think he was so good at basketball? There you want to be a fish? You want to be a fish? You just want to pucker your lips all day? Logan, this is why you're the man of the house, King. Logan, it's time for you to just take completely over, bro. This is it. Envy clearly has relinquished his role as man of the house. Logan, you keep doing your push-ups. You can take over at any time logan you do know this

right it's yours the kingdom is yours all right whenever you ready to take over the kc kingdom it is yours