The Breakfast Club - What's the Proper Way to Eat a Banana?

Episode Date: July 20, 2018

Friday 7/20- Today on the show we opened up the phone lines to see what was the dumbest thing they ever brought a date to impress him/her after Music Scott Storch stopped by and told us how he brought a yacht to impress a girl. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a rapper that gets a longer prison term fro bragging about gang violence online. Moreover, after a clip from our interview with Wiz Khalifa speaking about the proper way to eat a banana went viral, we opened up the phone lines to see if our listerner's agreed?  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm drained. I've been drained since Monday, but whatever. Yeah, I just want to say F you to Angela Yee. What happened? Wow, that's not nice. Angela Yee orders shoes and bags to my house sometimes so she doesn't have to pay taxes. And yesterday when I got home, there was a box that was six feet in height. And I had to bring it here.

So I had to carry that box here, drop it off. Appreciate you taking all that. And then I left it downstairs. So I was like, I'm going to be nice. I'm going to leave it downstairs. So when she get here, she could just throw in her car. She was like, no, I'm not taking that box. I'm taking the shoes out.

Who would dare carry that box around? First of all, there's some people out there that carry boxes for a living. They're called UPS and FedEx workers. They don't care about your rich people problems, sir. Okay, you rich people sending expensive-ass shoes and bags to your houses to bring in the work to save money on taxes. That's actually smart. Nobody cares. That's actually smart. Jesus Christ.

Well, I appreciate it. Thanks for bringing the box to work. You're welcome. You know, it's funny. The sales associate asked me. She said, would you like me to send this to your house? I said, you know what? No, send it to Envy's house because we both shop at the same stores.

I said, send it to Envy's house because I know somebody will be there to get the package. Yeah, and I got it. Because it's the worst when you're trying to get a package delivered and then you're not home and then they send it back or they send it to, they do these things called like a pickup point now. Yes. I don't know if this ever happened to you guys, but you have to go to like now a pickup point somewhere in the neighborhood. Sometimes it's a little far and go there and like show you. And sometimes it doesn't come for like two more days. So wait a minute, the UPS

truck just parks and like on a corner and you just got to get your stuff? No, it's a pickup point. They drop it off. Like say there's a store five blocks away. So if you're not home, some places are designated as pickup points. So they'll take it to that store. And so now I have to go to a store.

Why you just don't let them leave the package? Y'all don't trust the rich white people in y'all neighborhoods? I don't know if you know where I live. I live in Bed-Stuy, sir. Oh, okay. So you don't trust the people in Bed-Stuy. But there's no way to leave it. They would have to leave it outside on the steps.

And I don't think that's a smart thing to do. You don't have a P.O. box? Nobody has a P.O. box? Well, some certain packages can't get delivered to P.O. boxes. Oh. Today is National Fortune Cookie Day if you guys care.

Oh, I love fortune cookies. And today is also National Lollipop Day. Do you guys care? No. No. I love a good lollipop. I still like blow pops.

You like sucking on things, huh? Okay. See what I'm saying? I'm talking, you know what, see, you always go too. I'm uncomfortable. I'm a me too, you.

Keep it up. All right, let's get the show cracking. Front page news, what are we talking about? Well, let's talk about, just so you know, there's a certain place that if you want to go get a salad, don't get your salad from here because you could get sick. All right, we'll talk about that when we come back. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. All right, morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Don't forget, tell them why you're mad. If you're upset, you need to vent, hit us up right now. Or if you feel blessed, phone lines are wide open. But right now, let's get in some front page news.

Carmelo. Oh, go ahead. Can I do my little sports first? You took a break. All right. Carmelo Anthony. It looks like he has been traded, and it looks like he's going to be traded to the Atlanta Hawks and then released. So he'll be a free agent, and he'll get to decide what team he wants to play for, which I'm thinking Houston?

It'll probably be Houston Rockets. Probably be Houston. More importantly, though, he still gets that last bit of his money. Yeah. I think it's like, what, $24 million? $24 million. They paid off that contract in full, and then he'll sign a new contract for whatever that's about. Drop on a few bombs for Carmelo Anthony's agent.

Yeah, that's a great agent. That's a great agent he got. All right, now what are we talking about, Ian, from Paige? Well, this was breaking news. A duck boat capsized and sank, and this was during a severe thunderstorm in Missouri. At least 11 people were killed. Some of them are children. What's a duck boat?

It's a boat that travels on both land and water. A lot of tourists use them in major cities. It goes back to World War II when boats were a common sight because of how versatile they were. Now, during the thunderstorm, at least 11 people were killed, and they're saying at least five people are unaccounted for, and seven others were injured. So they said it was caused by the weather.

You could see, actually, they had video of the boat. There were two duck boats that were rocking and tilting to the side. The lake had massive waves, and so the boat was carrying 31 people. One of the boats, like we said, there were two duck boats that were rocking and tilting to the side. The lake had massive waves, and so the boat was carrying 31 people. One of the boats, like we said, there were two of them. One of them made it back fine and safe. The other one actually capsized. There were life jackets aboard the boat, but they don't know whether or not people were wearing them. Damn. God bless all of them.

They don't have, like, when it storms like that, they can't go in the water? Because they're not necessarily really real boats, are they? Well, I think originally there was no thunderstorms. It was just, if you see the video, it was just some rippling in the world? Because they're not necessarily really real boats, are they? Well, I think originally there was no thunderstorms. It was just, if you see the video, it was just some rippling in the lake,

but then thunderstorms, massive waves, and that's what happened. Nobody checked the forecast before they decided to go out that day? I was thinking the same thing. I mean, Jesus Christ,

I checked the forecast if I'm just going to the beach. So imagine if you're going out on a boat. Well, really tragic situation, so really sad. So hopefully, you know, they do find those people that are unaccounted for and they're okay. All right, what else are we talking about, Yee? Well, the tragic situation. So really sad. So hopefully, you know, they do find those people that are unaccounted for and they're OK.

All right. What else are you talking about? Well, the NYPD officers in the Eric Garner case are going to face an internal trial. So there's going to be a process regarding those two officers who are involved. Officer Danielle Pantaleo and Sergeant Kizzy Adonis, that those internal trials will start in the coming days. So what does that mean? What's an internal trial? Well, that means within the NYPD, they're going to actually have this. So listen, I'm going to tell you what it is. One of them, their case is prosecuted by the Civilian Complaint Review Board. Now, remember I told you when I had a cop that I had an incident and I can go online

and I filed a complaint with the Civilian Complaint Review Board. That board actually reviews the police officers. So if an officer has too many complaints against them, they do some type of mediation, and there could be some type of discipline. But that board is going to be the ones that are going to be prosecuting Officer Daniel Pantaleo against allegations of misconduct.

So we'll see what happens. But the family does want the officers to be held accountable, of course. So when they say internal trial, is it like other authorities? Yeah, people that... That's not fair. I think it's internal affairs, so like the police that police the police. So if you have an issue, you have to be able to complain somewhere. Right. I don't know if I have faith

in that system at all. It worked for me when I did it, but it was not nowhere near as severe. You didn't get fired, though. It wasn't, well, I don't know if it was a cause for him to get fired, but it was just definitely I got know if it was a cause for him to get fired, but it was just definitely, I got everything thrown out, and it goes down on their record. I don't know how good that was. So if that happens too many times, you could get fired.

If too many people complain, you could get fired. That's why I always say, if you have an issue with a police officer, just make sure you get their information, their badge number, go online and file that complaint. Okay. All right, my Last front page news. Now, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

If you're upset, you need to vent, hit us up right now. Or if you feel blessed and you want to spread some positivity, call us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. You better have the same energy.

We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, it's your girl, Keita Blue. Keita Blue and Nikita. What's up, mama? Good morning, Keita Blue. How y'all doing? Finally, I'm able to contact you guys.

I've been trying to contact y'all for months. Live. We appreciate that you got through. Nobody believes you. What's up, though? Nothing much. I'm feeling blessed and I already just got that off my chest, but I'm feeling blessed. All this money been coming to

me. My daughter's good. Everybody's just, you know, feeling good. Where you getting all this money from, huh? Listen, when I tell you, I'm one of those females that got like six jobs and still make all the time in the world for my child and myself. That's what it is.

That's what it is. Well, congratulations, boo. You could be out here scamming. You know what I'm saying? But you're not. Yeah, I'm not with none of that. Thank you, mama. Ray Cross for my money.

I enjoy it better. Thank you for calling. Hello, who's this? Hey, man, this is Ray Cross, man. How y'all doing? Ray Cross, what's up, bro? Hey, man, this is Ray Cross, man. How y'all doing? Ray Cross, what's up, bro? Hey, man, Charlamagne. I have to say you truly are a god of the radio talk show host, man.

DJ Envy, man, you keep me cracking up. Angela, you are beautiful. But with that being said, man, I got to get something off my chest this morning, man. Don't ask us for money after complimenting us now, but go ahead. No, no, I ain't asking for no money. I'm mad that there's a lot of whack rappers in this game and I'm better than 150.

Alright, go ahead. Let's hear it. I knew you wanted something. Am I allowed to cuss? I'll try to blank it out. Censor yourself. My name's Ray Cross. Follow me on Facebook. I have a page. You better get to the music, sir.

Don't you know my city is realer than any villa with more killers than caterpillar legs? So skillful I can stand on a pillar of eggs and not break it and not crack it. I won't take it. I'm back at it. The battle rap crack addict. I stash Maddox inside a fully stashed addict. Tell me that that's average. I'm spasmatic with wolf tactics.

Fly with no wings, homie, now that's balance. The Big Mac of rap, y'all ask Salas. Claiming that you real, y'all boys just act ballast. I'm tired of being arrested and sleeping on flat pallets. They be swearing that they hood, them boys just act callous. But my sister's just married to G, and if I ever get into it, he'll

be there in the beat, and if it's ever more than two, then he'll be there with the heat. Never scared, promise you, C4, be airing the heat, but if I ever get into it, I'll be there in the beat, and if it's ever more than two, then he'll be there with the heat. Never scared. Promise you, C4, be airing the heat, but if I ever get to play airing the beat... Can I just say, I just love your relationship with your brother-in-law. Yeah, it's pretty nice, man. That was cool, man. I'm not mad at that. I can't even call you wack. I ain't

gonna call you dope, but, you know, it was cool. Who's your favorite rapper, Eminem? No, no, no. Lil Wayne is my favorite rapper right now. I feel like he's the all-time GOAT. The metaphors are insane, but can I get somebody to follow my page, my Facebook page, my Ray Cross page? I'm sure you can get somebody to do it. It won't be me, though. I'm not going to do it.

What about you, Yee? Yes. Oh, all right. Well, you got one. What's your page? It's Ray Cross. R-A-Y-C-R-O-S-S. I mean, I got covers, man, like I did.

Man, Ray. Shut up, man. Have a blessed morning, man. Stop hogging the blessings. Goddamn. You know what I'm saying? You give a brother an inch, you want to take blessed morning, man. Stop hogging the blessings. Goddamn. You know what I'm saying? You give a brother an inch, you want to take a whole freaking mile. Get it off your chest.

800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Let's go. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed.

Say it with your chest. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. So if you got something on your mind, let it out. OB, what's up? Get it off your chest. Whether you're man or blessed. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. OB, what's up? Get it off your chest. Good morning. Good morning. I'm blessed.

I'm blessed by Envy. Yup. Why are we never getting none of the new nods? None of the new nods is being played on the radio. I play Cop Shatter, kid. I play that in the mix all the time. Nah, what's up with Bonjour? Bonjour is a good one.

Ain't Bonjour long as hell? What's the long? Oh, that's the song You Dream. That's long as hell. Nah, I like Cop Shatter, kid. mix all the time. Nah, what's up with Bonjour? Bonjour is a good one. Ain't Bonjour long as hell? What's the long? Oh, that's the song, The Dream. That's long as hell. Nah, I like Cop Shot a Kid. That's the single. That's the one they working with. So I'm supporting Nas.

I like Cop Shot a Kid. I like Bonjour, too. But does Nas really need radio play, sir? Come on, be honest. Yes, a little bit. Why? We so old, too. We so old, too. We need to bring a little bit of it back.

Well, let me ask you a question. Do you have Tidal? Or do you have Apple? Yes, I do. I have both. Okay, then. So you can pull up, you can play Cops Shot the Kid on your radio right now if you want to. That's right. He wants to listen to us. I respect that. I'm listening to

you guys right now every morning. Thank you, sir. Thank you, brother. Have a good morning. Here's another Drake record just for you. Stupid. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is MJ from Detroit. MJ, what up, though? Get it off your chest. What up, though, man? Hey, I'm just trying to. MJ, what up, though? Get it off your chest. What up, though, man? Hey, I'm just trying to give you a shout-out for coming out to Detroit this past weekend. And, hey, I seen you take that picture with Zeke from New Era, too.

Yep, yep, yep. I was all around the D. Hey. Pause it. Ooh. Me and Evan got something in common. Hey, all around the D. Hey.

You set me up, bro. I like it. I like it. Hey, man, if you like it, I love it, Amy. Oh, my God. All right, man. Hey. You set me up, bro. I like it. I like it. Hey, man, if you like it, I love it, Amy. Oh, my God. All right, man. We know you do. Shout out to everybody in Detroit, man.

See? Hey. See? Hello, who's this? This is Alvin. What's up? Alvin, what's up, man? Get it off your chest.

So my uncle passed away last week, and his daughter and two daughters and wife is living with me. And I just wanted some advice on how do I comfort them? How do I make them feel like they're not alone or anything? Y'all all in the house together, so they know they're not alone. He means with the death, not with the death. Yeah, but you don't want to get in the way of people too much when they're grieving, man. Just be there for them the same way you would be any other time.

Don't try to do anything extra. All right, got it. Thank you. All right, man. Hello, who's this? Hi't try to do anything extra. All right, got it. Thank you. All right, man. Hello, who's this? Hi, my name is Maria. Hey, Maria, get it off your chest. I just want to say that it is true when you do an investigation,

you actually, it's called internal affairs. They are really after the top, so your claim will go through. Okay, so you think internal affairs is a good thing? Internal affairs is supposed to police the police. That's what they're supposed to do. Yeah, like Charlamagne don't think that they're not going to help because I'm actually an officer, and they do go after us. Okay.

And, you know, that's good. You need those checks and balances. If somebody does something and it happens too many times and there's a lot of incidents, then that's definitely some red flags. Because, you know, that's always our complaint with the police officers. You know, like, who's policing the police? It's internal offense. Internal offense is a unit that they put together to make sure the cops are doing the right thing,

not taking bribes, not doing anything illegal. That's what their job is. And that's why it's important on our behalf when something happens to go ahead and file that complaint. And report it. Absolutely. Well, I'm going to tell you something. Internal offense has been doing a horrible job lately. Okay.

All right. We've been seeing some cops get away with a lot of strange things. And that's only internally. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up right now. Now, we got rumors on the way, Yee?

Yes. This rapper has been very vocal about his battles with depression while he's talking about how he actually fought it and beat it. All right. We'll get into all that when we come back.

Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Is morning. The Breakfast Club. Is your finger sore? I got money all around me. What are you talking about? Listen, we've been playing that song every morning for two years,

and I still don't know the words. You know how it goes, though. You know the melody of it. Not really. I don't know one word on that song. But anyway, morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let anyway, morning everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God, we are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talk surprise

marriage. It's time. She's spilling the tea. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, yesterday we told you about Faith Evans and Stevie J tying the knot in their surprise wedding.

Well, Jalen Rose and Molly Karam have also gotten married secretly. Molly from First Take? Yes. His fellow ESPN host, Molly Karam. I didn't know

that was his girl. Yeah. I thought everybody knew that. I don't be paying no attention to people's lives. It's been a long time. Okay. Well, congratulations

to Jalen Rose. They got married in New York City and then they actually went to Turks and Caicos and had a great time there celebrating. So congratulations to them.

Jalen Rose is our guy. Drop one of Clues Bond for Jalen Rose, man. Great individual he is. Absolutely. Exceptional human being. All right, Pat McGrath. Let's discuss her. Now, if you don't know Pat McGrath's name, then you don't care about makeup.

But she is an undeniable force in the world of makeup. We told you about Kylie Jenner. She's on the cover of Forbes. They're saying that her Kylie cosmetics is valued at $800 million. Well, Pat McGrath Labs is now valued at over a billion dollars. She's a black woman.

Where's she from? She's from the UK. She was a Yachty, though. She was Jamaican. Yeah, and she's from the UK. That's what I heard, man. Yeah, congratulations. Why do you put on that accent

when you got to talk about something? He heard that from my makeup artist, Sandra Dean. Sandra. That's what I heard, man. Yeah, congratulations. Why do you put on that accent when you got to talk about Sandra Dien? He heard that from my makeup artist, Sandra Dien. Sandra Dien is Jamaican, too, man. Man. Wagwan. Oh, boy. Sandra Dien said, and she's a yardie.

Yes, she did. She screamed it loud as hell. I never heard of Patent Toe this week, but I respect the hustle. Well, her cosmetics, everything sells out. She does all these surprise drops, and as soon as they come out, everything sells out. She's in Sephora. So she said next up, she is going to actually expand into 90 Sephora stores. Right now she's in 54 of them.

Continue to release merchandise and stay focused on their surprise product drop strategy. So what is it? Is it makeup business evaluation week or something? Are they devaluating all the businesses? Well, she just signed a $60 million deal. So this just happened recently. And that is for a company to become a minority shareholder in Pat McGrath Labs. So that kind of brings the valuation

up, makes your company worth more, more external funding, all of that. Only investors out there look at Sephora. Sephora stay packed. I mean, from young kids to older women to men, like Sephora stays packed. That's a good investment.

Alright, Kevin Gates. Now, he did a vlog, and he uploaded that vlog a couple of days ago, and he talks about being nervous to perform since he got released from prison. Here's what he said. And then I got a show I'm supposed to be performing at Novo, and I ain't gonna lie, I'm nervous. You can train super hard,

but when you get in that ring, it's different. When you in the ring, and you see all them people on there and they high, you could become so overwhelmed with what's going on, you could forget every line. I can understand that. He ain't performed in a while. But listen, Kev, just don't kick no girls in the crowd and you'll be fine.

Well, at least he's being very honest about what he's going through. People might think it's easy to be an artist, but it is hard to get out on that stage. And he's been having issues also even trying to perform at certain shows because of the Department of Corrections preventing him from leaving certain places. So just let the track play behind you. The crowd will be happy to see you. They'll probably sing along to most of your words for you and just tell them you're nervous. You'll be fine.

All right. So, yeah, shout out to Kevin Gates. All right. Now let's discuss Kid Cudi. I was reading this article about him in Billboard, and the headline was, How Kid Cudi Found Joy After Fighting Depression. And then the quote is,

I'm the best I've ever been. So I read the entire article. And, you know, he talks about his 8-year-old daughter, and he says to the writer, he said, Make sure this is good. I want my daughter to read it. And he talks about getting his head right, getting his energy right.

He said, I've written The Dark so well for so long, I wanted to bring the opposite of that. I'm in a place where I was able to do that. It took me so long to get to that place, and I was really excited to write from that standpoint when I got there. So he talks about Kids See Ghosts, of course, that album. And he said that album is just to let people know where he's at right now in the world. And he said he doesn't live in fear like that.

I'm not that type of individual. I moved away from home at a very young age. He said a lot of people never leave home, get the strength to pack up their ish and head out to the unknown. That's why I like to say I'm the chosen. So he says like a lot of things he does in life, he feels like he's chosen. And he talks about that Facebook post that he put up detailing his struggles. And then he said he put it up, walked away a couple of hours later. He said he saw it was all over the news and everybody was

very supportive of him. So he thought that really helped him out a lot. He did that and people supported him. He said that he found out that he was really good around his birthday in late January. He said, I'm the best I've ever been in my life. I realized I was genuinely happy. There's nothing really going on in particular. Just being

34 to be still doing what I love, taking care of my responsibilities. My daughter's good. My family's good. Creating is making me happy again. He's working on a TV show that he's been working on secretly for four years. And then Jordan Peele's company is actually going to be doing a pilot with him. Kid Cudi is God to some of these kids.

He is. He's God to our board up right here. Oh, Drom, you love Kid Cudi like that too? Love him. While you was depressed? He said yeah. Yeah, I'm telling you. Relatable for people.

All my young boys who were going through some type of depression, some about the depression, whatever Kid Cudi was doing was getting them through and they worshiped Kid Cudi for that.

And he grinded, right? He used to work at a sneaker store around the corner over there. Make sure y'all read this entire article though so if you're a big fan of Kid Cudi.

And I enjoyed the Kid C Ghost project. I don't want to call it an album. It Kid Cudi. And I enjoyed the Kids See Ghosts project. I don't want to call it an album. It's only seven songs. But I enjoyed the Kids See Ghosts project. Alright, well I'm Angela Yee and that is your Rumor Report. Alright, when we come back we got front page news. What are we talking about, Yee? We are going to be talking about, oh, and I didn't get to do this last time,

we'll be talking about these salads that are making people sick. We'll tell you what to stay away from. Also, let's discuss these migrant children and being reunited with their families, or not in many cases. All right, and also next hour, we're going to talk about what's the dumbest thing you ever bought.

All right, that comes out of our conversation with Scott Storch. We'll explain that when we come back as well. All right, but think about it. What's the dumbest thing you ever bought? Front page news is next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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It doesn't sound sexy when you do it at all. Boot up. Boo. Boo. All right. Good morning. Just drop the up. Boo.

We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get some front page news. Now, it looks like Carmelo Anthony will be traded to the Atlanta Hawks and then released. So he will basically decide what team he wants to play for. Listen, man, Carmelo just got $25 million for basically nothing. So he can relax if he wants to. He can, but I think he'll choose to play next year.

Yeah, he will. Yes, he will. I think he still wants to chip, though, regardless. He's going to Houston. That's where I would go. No Lakers? Nah, I'd go to Houston. That's where I would go. No Lakers? Nah. I'd go to Houston, man.

Melo never really had a chance to really compete for a championship. LeBron has had chances to compete for championships. Melo never has. You go to Houston, you get a chance to compete

for a chip. Not in LA. But even with LeBron, you don't think he played with LeBron? No, man. Y'all stop it. Lakers going to be

a fourth, fifth seed at the best. Maybe, no, fifth, sixth seed next year at the most. LeBron is God in basketball. Oh fifth seed at the best. Maybe, no, fifth, sixth seed next year at the most. LeBron is God in basketball. Oh, God. All right.

What else are we talking about? McDonald's. Just be careful if you're going to eat there. Don't get one of the salads right now. As a matter of fact, in about 3,000, McDonald's are not even going to be selling salads in 14 different states. They're trying to contain an outbreak. People are getting sick because of the salads.

They're trying to trace where the supply is coming from that's making people sick. So if you're in Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Minnesota, Nebraska, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, Kentucky, West Virginia, or Missouri, be careful. That's crazy that the most healthiest thing on McDonald's menu is making people sick. Out of all things on the menu at McDonald's that can make you sick

is the goddamn salads. I'm just telling you to be careful. You can't tell me God got a sense of humor. Alright, so far only 264 of 2,500 migrant children have been reunited with their families, according to the Trump administration. These are kids five years and older. And so hundreds of kids could be in limbo at the Health and Human Services Detention Center. The deadline is July 26th for these kids to be reunited with their parents. Issues. More than 900 of the migrant parents are deemed not eligible to be reunited.

How are you not eligible to be reunited with your own kids? Because of criminal backgrounds or because the parent required further evaluation. They also said that of those over 1,600 parents eligible to be reunited, 700 have final orders of deportation. So they have to decide, do I want to bring my child back to my crime-ravaged community, or do I want to leave them

in the hands of the U.S. government? I already told them kids what to do, man. Just start acting up. Be as bad as possible, because when you bad as possible, your babysitter can't wait to return you back to your parents. Yeah, I don't know if that's the solution

for this, but, you know, they are saying that Trump's immigration policies are making the border a whole lot more dangerous because criminal groups and smugglers are being strengthened by the zero tolerance policy. So when people are trying to get into this country, they're desperate. They're already trying to flee crime

from their own, wherever they live or wherever they come from. So then they get here and there's a lot of criminal groups that are very organized, a lot of smugglers that are transnational and they have connections with different groups. So now these people are being empowered. I would think now is a good time to be a criminal and sneak in the country because why are they busy with the kids and trying

to reunite kids with parents? They seem kind of distracted. There's a tolerance policy right now. They're trying to make sure you can't get in, even if you're trying to seek asylum. Yeah, I don't think that'll work. And there's a lot of crime now just from these organized crime. So it's not as easy as they looking over there, so I'm going to walk over here. No, I don't think it's like that. It's an awful situation.

Can't throw a rock on the right and run to the left. That's how I'm imagining it. And Donald Trump is hoping that Russian President Vladimir Putin is going to come to Washington this fall. He sent out that invite. So they're inviting him, and according to Donald Trump, they're going to have some discussions that he's looking forward to implementing certain issues that he's saying they already started having talks about.

I don't see what's the problem with this. I mean, why wouldn't you invite the president of the United States of Russia, America, Vladimir Putin, to see his house? That's his house. Yeah, to help him get elected. That's his building. Why shouldn't he be allowed to walk through there? Donald Trump tweeted out the summit with Russia was a great success, except with the real enemy of the people,

the fake news media. Technically, Vladimir Putin is the 45th president. Donald Trump is 45A. My goodness. All right. Well, that's front page news. Now, when we come back, 800-585-1051,

what's the dumbest thing you ever bought to impress somebody? Now, Scott Storch, we interviewed Scott Storch, and he talked about some of the dumb things he bought. A particular girl came into my life, and I wasn't even really all that attracted to her, or even like

that, but it was just the idea of this girl, because she was powerful at the time, and I wanted to impress her, so I wanted to play this role, and, you know, I remember I had this amazing, paid-for, 90-foot yacht. It was all paid off, everything, and this girl was coming to town. I had to get a 130-foot yacht. I made all these arrangements and went into Hawk trying to buy this

$18 million boat and this and that to impress her. The other one wasn't good enough. You spent $18 million on a yacht just to impress a woman, and you had a 90-foot yacht already? Yeah, like dumb Like, dumb. Only 20 more feet. My goodness. So, $800, $585, $1051.

What have you ever had to... This is the dumbest thing you've bought to impress somebody. That is the question. Charlemagne? A couple years ago, maybe a few years ago, when I bought them expensive-ass jeans from Barney's or someplace. It was like $3,000 and it was shiny. But you brought them back.

Are you damn right I took them back? So then you didn't buy it. That's what you do when you feel stupid. You make your mistakes right. Okay? I took them right back.

I did buy it. You know what I'm saying? It was $3,000. No, but you bought it. You knew you were going to take it back. And every time I go to Barney's now, they were like,

oh, remember when your man came in here and bought them jeans back? You're damn right. Okay? That's the stupidest thing you can spend your money on, a pair of $3,000 jeans.

Why? When you can just wear the same sweatpants every day. Trust me, I'd do it. I think that's a guy thing. I don't know if I've ever bought anything to impress anyone. I buy things because I like it. I mean, I think I was trying to impress people. And they're dumb purchases a lot, but I don't know if I ever was like,

oh, people be trying to impress. I bought the jeans for the iHeart Awards. Oh, yeah, you definitely tried to fit off. I knew it was going to be on TV and stuff, so I thought I was going to impress people. Wait, those are the jeans with all them zippers on them? Exactly. Yes, with all the zippers on them.

Oh, my God. I look stupid, I know. You do. Walk through those at the airport if you want to. Definitely look like you were a backup dancer in a Michael Jackson video. My goodness. All right. We're back on the rack right now.

800-585-1051. What's the dumbest thing you bought to impress somebody? Call us now. It's The Breakfast Club1051. What's the dumbest thing you've bought to impress somebody? Call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. That was Drake. Nice for what?

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We're asking, what's the dumbest thing you've bought

to impress somebody? Well, I had a situation. Well, before that, let's play where this comes from. Scott Storch came up here and we had a conversation about his new documentary called Still Storch and he talked about some of the things that he's bought to impress somebody.

A particular girl came into my life and I wasn't even really all that attracted to her or even like that, but it was just the idea of this girl because she was powerful at the time and I wanted to impress her so I wanted to play this role and, you know, I remember I had this amazing paid-for 90-foot yacht.

It was all paid off, everything, and this girl was coming to town. I had to get a 130-foot yacht. I made all these arrangements and went into Hawk trying to buy this $18 million boat and this and that to impress her. The other one wasn't good enough. It was a obsession. $18 million on a yacht just to impress a woman?

And you had a 90-foot yacht already? Yeah. Like, dumb. Only 20 more feet. Now, what did you buy? Well, you guys up here know about this situation, but I was in the Louis Vuitton store, and I saw a nice-looking phone case,

and I was like, oh, that's cute. And so they took it out of the case, put it on my phone. I'm thinking, all right, it's probably a few hundred dollars. You know, I'll splurge and go crazy on it. It turned out that it was about $1,500. Yep, and you know how I know the price? Because they did that to me. But I did not buy it.

I said, take that case right off. I got five kids. I ain't spending $1,500 on that. Well, I did end up buying it. And in retrospect, it was a great investment. No, it wasn't. Why was it a great investment? And now it don't even fit on your phone.

Why was it a great investment? Well, because it was a very special thing, so I got a lot of attention. A lot of people saw it. Man, I'm talking about investments are things that increase your money. I can make anything into a great investment in my head. In your head? Anything I buy, I'm like, this was a great investment.

When I was like 20 and jewelry was out, and Jay-Z and Big was rocking jewelry, I bought this fake chain from Canal Street. It was a bracelet. And I showed it to everybody. And then when I took it off, my whole arm was green because it was fake. And that's probably all I bought. When you was 20?

Shoot, I bought a fake chain two years ago. Me and my man Pete Davidson dropped one of the clues bombs for my guy Pete Davidson. You really bought a fake chain? We went to my man, Mr. Flawless. I told Pete, I said, Pete, listen, we don't have to buy real Cuban links, okay? I said, I'm me, you, you, all right? People know we got a little change, okay?

Spend the $1,500, $2,000 on the fake Cuban links and we'll be fine. See, I hope that's a lot of money still. And me and Pete proudly, but it was stupid, though. No, it's a different way. Yeah, but I'm just saying that's still a lot to spend on. Compared to the real one?

The real one was like $40,000. Yeah, but I'm saying to spend it on something that's not even real, that's a lot. That's why it's, that's a lot. That's why it's stupid, G. Right. Okay, so $2,000 we spent on fake Cuban link chains.

All right? And by the way, anything you can't pronounce is a stupid purchase. All right? Because I can't pronounce those Baleniaga jeans I bought from... Balenciaga. Whatever. Balman. Okay, yeah. Which one is it?

I thought those two different things. Balman. Balmaniaga. Balman. Balman. Balman. That's Drake's line. Balman. Balman. Whatever. Balman. Okay, yeah. My goodness. Which one is it? I thought those two different things. Balman. Balman. Balman. Balman. Balman. That's Drake's line. Balman.

Balman. That's Balman. Drake has a line in his jeans called Balman. But see, you do that too. I remember one night we were in a club, and Charlamagne, the club was popping. Charlamagne was like, yo, I'm going to buy some bottles. I'm going to buy a bottle. I didn't say bottles.

I said bottles. He buys a bottle. For whatever reason, the waitress heard bottles. The lady, the waitress comes back and gives him the bill. Charlamagne almost faints. You goddamn right. Oh my gosh. Why is this so much?

You goddamn right. Oh my gosh. My name is. Yo, can you close that back? Can you close that bottle? Don't open that bottle. I was like, come on, Charlamagne. My name is Frugal Vandross.

Okay, everything I'm wearing right now, somebody gave to me. And it's black owned. All right. Salute to my man, Rob Lane. And my man, Chris at African American College Alliance. All right? Xavier. Yes, how you doing?

You bought a girl a Range Rover? Hey! Wow. Who is this girl? His wife. My name is Sabrina. I bought her a 2018 Range Rover. I thought I was doing something big

because I'm like this big rapper in Utah. I'm getting all this attention from all these girls because I look like Drake. Everyone says I look like Drake. I got photos with Drake all online and stuff like that. So I thought I'm getting all this attention from all these girls because I look like Drake. Everyone says I look like Drake. I got photos with Drake all online and stuff like that. So I thought I was getting, I thought this was a good looking girl I was trying to get. I bought her a Range Rover.

I go out to shoot a music video for two weeks. I come back. She's already dating another dude. I hit her up and she tried to fight me. And was that the dude driving the car you bought her? Nah, he was in the car and I kind of stopped her. I was like, hey, why didn't you turn my car? She was like, I forget you dude. You this and all that, whatever like that. Just because you look like Drake

don't mean you got a trick like Drake. Yeah. Drake is a known trick. So was the car in her name, or was it in your name? So I put it in my name, but then right when I gave her the car, I pretty much, I was trying to do some stunt and stuff, so I put it in her name.

I was like, this is your car, girl. Put it in her name. It was a stupid thing. Oh, you a dumbass. It's all over the internet right now. If you Google my name, you'll see it on the internet. What's your name? I got to Google this. And you proud of that, huh is your car, girl. Put her name. It was a stupid. Oh, you a dumbass. It's all over the internet right now. If you Google my name, you'll see it on the internet. What's your name? I got to Google this.

And you proud of that, huh? You proud of that. Goodbye, man. My lease is up soon. I could use a new car. My goodness. Does he really look like Drake? Now, Marlon, you rented a Ferrari and then crashed it?

Oh, I hate your type. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. We're going to talk about that when we come back. I hate you type. This guy. All right, when I tell you I hate you type of n***a, you guys that go to those weekends like Miami something and rent cars.

Oh, I hate y'all. All right, well, we'll talk about it when we come back. 800-585-1051. What's the dumbest thing you bought to impress somebody? Call us up right now. And since we're talking about Scott Storch, let's play all of Scott Storch's biggest records, all right? His biggest ones from Beyonce to Fat Joe to G-Unit. All that when we come back.

It's The Breakfast Club. Come on, let's go. All the ladies, if you feel me, help me sing it out. There's nothing going on in this shit. We going on. You got to trust me, ma. I can't believe I believed everything we had When I was so young and naive

When me took and she was from your place The Breakfast Club That was a little Scott Storch mini-mix. Some of the biggest records that he's produced. And we're asking 805-85-1051. What's the dumbest thing you've bought to impress somebody? Now, Scott Storch was here, and this is what he said. A particular girl came into my life, and I wasn't even really all that attracted to her or even like that,

but it was just the idea of this girl because she was powerful at the time, and I wanted to impress her. So I wanted to play this role. And, you know, I remember I had this amazing paid-for 90-foot yacht. It was all paid off, everything everything and this girl was coming to town i had to get 130 foot yacht i made all these arrangements and went into hawk trying to buy this you know 18 million dollar boat and this and that to impress like like the other one wasn't good enough you know i mean it's a obsession on a yacht just to impress a woman and you had a 90 foot yacht already yeah like dumb only 20 more feet so we're asking what's the dumbest thing

you've bought somebody and we got marlin what's the dumbest thing you've bought somebody? And we got Marlon. What's up, Marlon? You still there? Good morning. I'm here, man. I'm here. You rented a Ferrari, bro? Yeah.

All right, man. I was trying to, you know, impress a girl. You know what I'm saying? She was up here from out of town. I've been talking to her for a little bit. And she had a friend out there, too. So I was playing Albie Shore night and day. Hey, that's my style.

Uptown record. I pulled up. Starting out,. Hey, that's my style. Uptown record. I pulled up. She said, that's the wrong house. So I tried to bust a three-point turn. And I went through the garage at a neighbor's house. Man. Why do y'all rent cars? Y'all don't feel like Cinderella?

Like the clock goes crack at midnight and everything going to turn back to a pumpkin? Listen, I pay for that. That's mine for the weekend, as a matter of fact. Right, he's having a little fun. How much did they charge you for that accident? I didn't even take the choice for the insurance. I was for that. That's mine for the weekend, as a matter of fact. Right, he's having a little fun. How much did they charge you for that accident? I didn't even take the choice for the insurance. I was being cheap. No!

Yeah, yeah. First of all, you really got your priorities all messed up. Not only did you rent the car, you wouldn't even spring for the extra money with insurance. So how much did it end up costing you? He's still paying now, I'm sure. I'm still paying for it. Yeah, I'm paying about $6.35 a month.

How much is it altogether? When is it paid? It cost me $12,000. You could have just bought a Ferrari. You could have just leased a Ferrari, bro. I could have just did Uber, right? I'm dumb, though. It is what it is, but I learned a lesson, though.

You know what I'm saying? Yes, you did. I'm going to just definitely take the Corolla with me. I got the Corolla, and I'm going to just pull up regular. You know what I'm dumb, though. I mean, it is what it is, but, you know, I learned the lesson, though. You know what I'm saying? Yes, you did. I'm going to just definitely take the Corolla with me. I got the Corolla, and I'm going to just pull up regular. You know what I'm saying? There you go. Lesson learned. At least no one got hurt. Geesh.

I got hurt in my pocket, man. All right, all right, man. All right, we got you. I'm trying to look on the bright side. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Tatiana. Hey, Tatiana. What's the dumbest thing you bought to impress somebody?

I bought a deep throat spray, and it didn't work. A deep throat spray? Do tell. Tell me more. I never heard of such luxuries. Yes, it's a fast presser, Charlamagne. It's what? I was a big grandma.

I purchased it, and I tried to use it. Honestly, it tastes like glycerine, and it did not work. And I was embarrassed. I still have it, by the way. How much was it? Maybe around $12. Oh. I was too young to be.

Can I say sucky on the radio? No, but. I was too young to be. Okay, well, I feel like I was probably just too young to be doing that. So, yeah, your throat wasn't deep enough yet. So what is it supposed to do? It's probably supposed to numb your throat. She's probably so intrigued over there.

Yes, it's supposed to numb your throat. But I don't think it's the numb. Yes,'s probably supposed to numb your throat. Charlamagne's so intrigued over there. Yes, it's supposed to numb your throat. But I don't think it's the numb... Yes, it's supposed to numb your throat. Why are you grabbing your throat? Why are you grabbing your throat? Well, Charlamagne, how do you dethrone? First of all, I'm thinking about this. I'm thinking about how women have a gag reflex.

So I don't think that you can, like, increase your gag reflex, can you? Can you send that bottle up here for him, please? Listen, I was young. I'm sorry, what'd you say? Can you send that bottle up here for him, please? Listen, I was young. I'm sorry, what'd you say? Can you send that bottle up here for him, please? Because if you numb your throat, you probably could choke on the D, because you wouldn't know how far you're putting it in, right? You tell us. Yeah, tell us. I'm trying to ask

the young lady. She used it, but y'all won't shut the hell up and let her talk. Did you use it? He's talking the most. I used it. I sprayed it. I tried to get it to my throat. I thought I was supposed to numb it, and like I said, it didn't work. So you did actually give somebody fellatio? Yes. And you gagged anyway? Yes. Got you.

Charlamagne, how could she not gag? What do you mean? I know. Give her some tips. What are you talking about? That was the dumbest thing for me. You gagged by dealing with men who have average-sized penises like me. Nothing to choke on here. I'll just help you get a little something out your teeth.

That's what you do. All right. What's the moral of the story? It's a dental floss. The moral of the story is y'all got to stop doing material things to impress people because money has never

made anybody happy, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has, the more one wants. Okay. Benjamin Franklin.

All right. You know, next hour, since we're talking a little bit about gagging, I want to talk about bananas next hour. What are you talking about this morning? What is he talking about?

I have a great visual to go with that. Why are you waving a banana at me? I'm sorry. What's up with this show, man? That's not a banana. That's not a banana. What's up with this show, man? That's not a banana in my pocket.

We got rumors on the way. Yes, I was talking about Rihanna and her new album, which I'm excited. I can't wait to hear what this is going to sound like. Also, Wendy Williams. She has a cause, and we'll tell you how that relates to her own personal life. All right, we'll get into all that when we come back. Keep it locked. This is The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talk Riri. Listen up. It's just in.

All the gossip. The rumor report. Gossip. Gossip. With Angela Yee. It's the rumor report. The Breakfast Club. But Rihanna has a new album coming out and she's been working on it which I'm excited about because it is gonna be a dance hall album. What's so funny? Somebody hit me and was

like, you know, please tell Charlamagne that if Scott Storch had a 90-foot yacht and then bought a 130-foot yacht... That's 40 feet. It's 40 feet, the difference. Yeah. Okay, what's her point? Or his point?

It's her point. You said 20 feet. Y'all know I'm stupid. Why are you talking to me? You know I'm a brilliant idiot. You know I'm stupid. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry.

Thank you very much. We'll talk about Rihanna. Her new album is going to be coming out. It's going to be a dancehall album. So she's going to return to her roots. She's Bajan, as we all know. So they're doing a full project kind of like that. Only thing is one insider was saying that things haven't been going the way they should have

because they're mixing it up and putting in some pop. So they keep on changing the direction. So if it's going to be a dancehall album, let it be a dancehall album. Dancehall is like one of my favorite genres of music, so I'm excited to hear that. How West Indian do you think Drake's accent gets when he talks to Rihanna on the phone?

Very. Very, right? Even more than usual. Hey, man, man, man, Rihanna, man. There's a lot of people from the Caribbean and Toronto, though. So there's a lot of people from the Caribbean and Toronto. Absolutely. So they definitely grew up listening to dancehall,

and he's gripped around that culture. It's huge out there. Also, but they said, according to Rolling Stone, Rihanna's camp has eight songs, and they're looking for one more to complete the album. And allegedly she's going to be working on a pop album as well, so she has two albums that she's been working on. Well, the thing with Rihanna, all her albums are pop albums

because she's a huge crossover star. So, I mean, it's going to be pop regardless of what genre of music it is. All right, Wendy Williams, she is talking about basically her struggles that she's had with her cocaine addiction she's launched a campaign on addiction and substance abuse she went and spoke to ET news and she expressed a concern for people who also are battling cocaine addiction and other addictions and how she wants to help them so she's partnering with the Hunter Foundation to launch the Be Here National Campaign.

Now here's what Wendy had to say. I am not embarrassed, you know, about anything. I was a functioning addict. I report to work on time and I'd walk in and all of my coworkers, including my bosses, would know. But instead of firing me, you see, I would grab my headphones and arrogantly walk in the studio and dare them to fire me because I was making ratings. A functioning addict has

several alarm clocks. You're organized. She said co-worker, so you know too, Charmaine. Man, that was way before my time. She's the one that gave you the weed laced with the cocaine? No, I smoked weed laced with cocaine when I was a teenager. Alright, now Roseanne, this was a really crazy looking interview. Now the video has been released and the interviewer is asking her multiple questions about a video and about the whole Valerie

Jarrett situation and here's what she had to say as her explanation. She's tired, I guess, of being politically correct about it. I'm trying to talk about Iran. I'm trying to talk about Iran. I'm trying to talk about Valerie Jarrett wrote the Iran deal. That's what my tweet was about.

I know. You've explained this literally 300 times. I thought the bitch was white. God damn it. I thought the bitch was white. Damn. It's not like Roseanne needed to join Wendy's Foundation. Gosh.

All right, Wendy's Foundation for cocaine addiction. Jeez. Jesus Christ, Roseanne. You have to actually see her face, but like, she was crazy. My God. I guess you're tired

of trying to explain the tweet. That's when that racism starts to eat you alive, man. You can't even look at yourself in the mirror no more. Goodness gracious. You think she'll be watching the spinoff show

that she's not involved with and not on? Oh, that's going to drive her crazy. She's definitely going to start sniffing coke. She's going to think she'll be watching the spinoff show that she's not involved with and not on? Oh, that's going to drive her crazy. She's definitely going to start sniffing coke. She's going to curse

at the TV all the time. Mad empty bottles of Jack Daniels everywhere. She's going to be watching the Connors and be like, that's not good for me.

She's going to be eating mayonnaise straight out of the jaw with a spoon. She's going to get so fat because of stress eating mayonnaise. Oh, boy.

All right. Well, I'm Angela Yee and that is your Rumor Report. All right. Thank you, Miss Yee. Shalabite. Yes.

Who you giving that donkey to? I keep telling you kids that the things you do online will get you effed up offline. So we need this young man from Dallas who goes by the name of Nye Nizzle, but his real name is Nikes Campbell. I don't freaking know. Just tell him to come to the front of the congregation. We'd like to have a word with him. All right, we'll do that when we come back.

It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. That's pretty funny. Charlamagne the devil? Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, Donkey of the Day for Friday, July 20th goes to a young rapper from Dallas named Nykees Earl Campbell.

Now, he's 20 years old, and he's the leader of the YNB Stretch Gang in South Dallas. Now, listen, Stretch Gang, I don't want no smoke. Okay, I'm just giving your alleged leader the credit he deserves for being stupid. Don't be bad at me. He did it to himself. Now, he was sentenced to 12 years in federal prison on Wednesday after pleading guilty to distributing cocaine. Now, he was supposed to get six years, but a judge approved the prosecutor's request for an enhanced sentence because of Campbell's alleged gang activities. Now, the Dallas Morning News reports that he wasn't charged in an ambush robbery

during which he allegedly shot a man eight times as he slept. But District Judge Barbara Minn told Campbell, who has no prior criminal convictions, that her decision to give him an extra six years relied heavily on words that came out of his mouth and provided a glimpse into his thinking process. Judge Minn said, you're bragging about shooting a person. It's violence times 10 at every phase. Now, listen, if you are a suspect in several murders, like Dallas police say Nana or Nia Nizzle is,

then maybe just maybe you shouldn't rap about killing people. Now, I know rappers like to say it's just art. We are just artists. Okay, artists shouldn't be censored. Let me tell you something. That's fine to say, and in theory you're correct, but the problem with most rappers, including Nia Nizzle, is that they all

say they live what they rap. Okay? Detective Eric Barnes said that Nia Nizzle is adamant that he raps about the stuff he lives. Detective Barnes said after they took Nia Nizzle off the streets, the YBN Stretch Gang's string of violent crimes stopped immediately, okay?

I used to really enjoy when gangster rappers rapped about the stuff they actually did, but I don't like when rappers rap about the gangsta stuff they are still currently doing, because you can't do both, okay? If you're trying to do something legit and positive like rap, then you can't still be in the streets killing people because the negative in your life will catch up to you,

and Nia Nizzle sealed his fate with his own bragging about drive-by shootings and other gang violence. Now, he posted rantings and rap videos on YouTube and Facebook Live about his violent war with a rival gang. Would you like to hear what caused 20-year-old Nye Nizzle to get to his jail time? Huh? Yes.

Any takers? I guess so. All right, let's hear it. Don't mention my name cause your brother ain't made Don't come to Six Records, don't come to LeVake Big O Thuka make your body start aching Papa will go like bazooka Hallow 10 hit it fake like a hookah I'm Big Amos so you know that I do ya Kyle 5 and you know he keep fooling We hit the block and we making the move

This time we ain't getting in with the thup Tired sad stuff then we turn into new I am 15 and I'm really a do ya Signed again then he tell on your shooter Been in the back and he clutching his tulip White people coming he turn to a Gucci Signed up for Yannick and he turn to a movie That's what got him. I don't know what I just heard. Oh, my goodness.

I don't know what I just heard. I don't know what was said. I'm scared. But I trust the judge. Okay? All right. I know when you hear that record, you think, what is that? That is what makes you stay your old ass home on weekends.

All right. That is what you hear. And thank God that you're 40 and you have a beautiful wife and kids and a nice deck to sit on and drink some Remy and watch the deers in your backyard. That is what makes you enjoy a nice little kickback at the house with food, 90s R&B and the finest

of medical marijuana. I am staying out of these jitterbugs way. Alright kids please realize that what you do online has consequences offline. I don't know what has happened for you all to realize I don't know what has happened for you all to realize. I don't know what has to happen for you all to realize that when you do something in real life and then take it online, it doesn't make it virtual reality. Okay, life is real, and the choices you make in life are real, and the consequences that come with those choices are real. Please give Nike's Earl Campbell the biggest hee-haw.

Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Alright. Don't feel sorry for the young man. God bless him. I wish him the best. You'll be in Dallas this weekend, Envy. Thanks, she. Wow. Doing what? That wasn't the segue I wanted to do it from. What are you doing in Dallas this weekend? I'm doing a club

Saturday. Wow. Yeah. You're gonna learn. Thanks, she. You're gonna learn one day. What? I'm doing a club Saturday. Wow. Yeah. You're going to learn. Thanks, G. You're going to learn one day. What? I didn't want to segue there. I was like, let him forget about it.

Let me tell you something. This is how you get them on your side. Right. Hit the record. Hit it. Play it, God damn it. Hold on, we got to play it. Play it.

All right, we got it. We got to put this in your serato now. All right? When they request this incriminating record, you better be ready to go. All right? Okay? Because they're only going to ask you better be ready to go. All right?

Okay? Because they're only going to ask you once, God damn it. All right? And you better shout out free to nine, whatever it is. All right, turn it off. All right. Now, with all this negativity, all these evil spirits in my life, play Tevin Campbell, Can We Talk Right Now?

Do you have that up? Well, I'm going to be at the music hall on Saturday. There you go. So everybody come on out to the music hall. Yeah, with Kenny Burns and Rick Ross. You got no R&B? Get my mind off it a little bit? You want to get your spirit right?

Yeah, get my spirit right. There you go, right there. It's right there. It's like six down. What you got? What you got? What you got? What you got for me?

What you got for me, man? Here we go. Here we go. Hey. All right. Be careful, ladies and gentlemen. Okay? Ask your mama or your grandma about this one.

Now, let's talk about bananas, all right? There you go. Your auntie talked about bananas in the 90s. So, Wiz Khalifa was up here. To this record. And we talked about bananas. We want to know the proper way of eating a banana. Man, shut up, man.

I don't understand. Why is there you just eat the banana? Wiz was up here, and this is what he had to say about bananas. You just got to break it in half. We already started, God damn it. If you bite a banana, you sus. Why? God damn, Wiz.

If you a nigger, that's how you want to start the interview off? No, if you a nigger, like, niggas got to break the banana in half. Pause, but like, you got to. What you mean? You just peel it and bite it? No, see? That's the thing. Man, stop, man.

You got to break it in pieces, bro. Why? It's just a fruit. Now, the internet OD'd on this yesterday. Y'all took this way too far. Okay. What were they mad about? I didn't agree with Wiz Khalifa either,

but they was calling Wiz Khalifa homophobic, and they was using stuff, phrases like toxic masculinity, and, you know, I didn't think it was that deep, but I think it is silly. Well, Wiz wanted a controversy, and here it is. Yeah, Wiz I think it is silly. Well, where's one of the controversy? And here it is. Yeah, the way it say he was trying to avoid controversy every time he comes to the breakfast club, you stepped right in one. Now, do I think that's very silly? Absolutely.

It's just a goddamn fruit. Yeah, you just fill the banana and eat it, right? No, I break the banana. I was all around the D. What? What? Whoa. Envy, what's up, man?

Whoa, bro. What'd you say Envy You playing Tevin Campbell Can we talk This guy This guy's But Wait I actually I know that Envy's lying

Let's talk You got good penis What I break the banana When I eat it Cause You know what made me stop If you ever watch Belly

There's a scene in Belly Where the guy's eating the banana That's why I said You gotta eat the banana Nice and sloppy And the banana's all You know sloppy Down his scene in Belly where the guy's eating a banana. That's why I said you got to eat the banana nice and sloppy. And the banana's all sloppy down his mouth. That's how you're supposed to eat a banana, just like in Belly. I break the banana. I break the banana.

Envy, if I have a picture of you eating a banana without breaking it. You have a lot of pictures of me. You have a picture of me with a dildo in my hand. We are going to know that you're lying, so coming up next, we'll talk about your lies. All right, 805585-1051. Fellas, what's the proper way to eat a banana? To eat it. Put it in your mouth and bite it. I'm posting

you on my Instagram story eating a banana, Andy. Girl, I want to know your name. Can we talk for a minute? Fellas, ladies, do you just put the banana all the way to your mouth? Man, go to commercial now.

I can't take this no more. Please go to goddamn commercial. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. And I feel them. That's how I eat a banana. It's not because I think it's sausage. I just don't, you know, I don't.

I can't put the whole thing down my. You know what? I just got to bring it. If you ever vote TV, we have a picture of Envy eating a banana. If you follow me on Instagram, on the Instagram story, you can see, why would my hand be in your mouth? You're holding up the banana. There's a picture of Envy eating a banana. That's you, yes, your hand.

Here's the thing, right? However you want to eat a banana is your business, okay? You know, if you want to peel the banana and bite into it, cool. If you want to break the banana, fine. But don't say it's suspect just because somebody chooses to just peel the banana and bite into it. It's not suspect. We got to get off of this, you know, pause, no homo, suspect

stuff. Because the truth to the matter is, it's only gay if you're a gay man with a penis in your mouth. It's a banana. Alright? It's a fruit. It's not a penis. I can't stick the whole banana down my throat. I break it. Now, if you ever got a banana, right?

Right. And you peel off that yellow skin. Right. And under that yellow skin is a penis. Right? A man's penis. And you put it in your mouth, then we can scream, pause, suspect, gay. Okay?

But other than that, no. All right? This is awkward. No. Israel. Yeah. So how do you eat your banana, bro than that, no. All right? This is awkward. No. Israel. Yeah. So how do you eat your banana, bro? Listen, man.

You put that thing in your mouth. All right? It's a huge source of potassium. You bite down on it. That's great. He's right. That's not like it hurts. I'm sorry.

I know. See, it's so fun to make these jokes. I get it. Yeah, you're right. You're the same one that just said it. I know, I know, I know. I'm in a committed relationship for four years. I love my girlfriend.

If another guy is looking at me weird, I'm going to be like, yo, what's up? What's up? And he's going to say to you, don't threaten me with a good time. What's up with you? Exactly. And that banana.

And that nice mouth you're putting that banana in. Okay. Listen, a banana a day makes the babies go away. A banana a day, if you bite into it, makes you gay. See? See? Can't think nothing serious with you guys. No, it's funny.

They ain't funny. Mike. What's up? What's up, man? You eat a whole banana, bro? Nah, man. You got to chop that thing up, man. Yeah, you got it.

You can't eat all at once, man. Why can't you eat a banana all at once? What's wrong with your gag reflex? Nah, I don't got no gag reflex, man. Oh, good. Well, that's perfect. You should get that gag reflex. So you don't need that gag reflex numb spray to numb your throat,

the deep throat, the banana? Nah, I don't use that, bro. I never even heard that until today while I was listening to y'all. Well, you're learning something new on The Breakfast Club every day, sir. Where's Trav when you need him? We're going to make the stock for numb spray for your throat go up today. Hello, who's this? Hello, this is Rob. Rob, sir. Where's Trav when you need him? We're going to make the stock for numbspray for your throat go up today. Hello, who's this? Hello, this is Rob. Rob, man.

How you eat your banana, Rob? I peel it and I eat it, man. I think the fact that you put that much thought into it is suspect in its own right, man. I agree with you because I'm eating a banana. I ain't thinking that it's a free... I'm not thinking about anything else but eating this banana. Hello, who's this? Man, my name is Cowboy, man.

Call me no love. Cowboy. How you even been there? What you like to ride, Cowboy? Nah, check it out, homie. Me and my son just had this conversation, man, about two weeks ago, man. I was taking him to speed and strength training right here in Houston, Texas, man. And I told him, man, I always break the banana, man.

Oh, my gosh. And he asked me why, right? I had to explain to him. I said, man, well, bro, it look like you're putting something in your banana, man. Oh, my gosh. And he asked me why, right? I had to explain to him. I said, man, well, bro, it looks like you're putting something in your mouth, man. But you are putting

something in your mouth, a banana. But you got to break it first, man. It looks like you put, wait, wait, I don't understand. It looks like you put it in your mouth. We love everybody.

There ain't no homophobic or nothing like that, man. Everybody, we love everybody. I think this is so, this is the craziest conversation. I don't think it's homophobic, but it's really the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

If anything, I'm going to think you're a savage if you break the banana and then eat it. That's even worse. You're giving your son a false sense of masculinity just because you break a banana. Just because he breaks the banana don't mean he might not want to suck a d*** one day. You know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? It don't make any sense. That is true.

It makes zero sense. It makes zero sense whatsoever. By the way, I want to talk to the gay homies. Where are my gay homies at? I tried to get. I was calling for Trav. Trav, either you call up here, get your people to call up here. I want to know how gay men actually eat bananas. Okay. Alright? Because what if

gay men tell y'all, I break all bananas too, then what? Then what y'all going to say? You're right. Alright, we'll do that when we come back. We'll try to find Trav. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Clubs. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking bananas. And how you eat bananas.

In pajamas. Now, this started from Wiz Khalifa when he came up here the other day. Let's listen. Well, you just got to break it in half. We already started, God damn it. If you bite a banana, you sus. Why? God damn, Wiz.

If you a n***a. sus. God damn, Wiz. That's how you want to start the interview off? Nah, if you a nigga, like, niggas got to break the banana and have pause. What you mean? You just peel it and bite it? No, see? That's the thing. Man, stop, man.

You got to break it in pieces, bro. Why? It's just a fruit. Okay. So the question is, how do you eat your banana? It does not matter how you eat your banana. My brothers, please don't fall into this stupid-ass discussion, okay? If you want to just peel your banana and bite into it,

if you want to break the banana and eat it, do you, all right? Okay. But please, I need my gay homies to call up here because I want to know how they eat bananas, and I pray that they tell me they like to break their bananas too. Hello, who's this? Oh, wow, hi. This is Kurt from Westland.

Kurt, what up, sis? He's definitely got one. Oh, my God. I hear it in your voice. What up, Kurt? So, Kurt, tell me how the kids eat bananas, Kurt. All right, yeah. The way I eat bananas is like,

because I'm comfortable with my masculinity and, you know, me being heterosexual. Oh, never mind. I thought you was gay. I just open it. You could have fooled us, Kurt. You know what I'm saying? I just tear it open one way or the other.

I don't really have a preference. I literally do it on both sides. That's crazy. I got to tell my wife I'm talking to you guys this morning. All jokes aside. That's how you do it. All jokes aside, y'all masculinity is defined by how y'all eat bananas? Like, seriously?

No, I'm saying because my man, you know, he was saying, oh, you got to break it in half because it seemed like you're not comfortable with, you know what I'm saying? He's just being himself. Like, you eat a banana naturally. You just eat it naturally the way you're supposed to be eating. Like monkeys do it. Whoa. Like monkeys do it.

Whoa. Monkeys eat bananas, guys. What's wrong with y'all? What do you mean by monkeys? I'm just messing with you. You guys ever watch the Animal Channel? I'm just watching. All right, man.

We're just messing with that. Now we don't watch TV? Now we're messing with you. Have a good day, girl. Hello, who's this? This is KK from Brownsville. KK from Brownsville, man. How they eat their bananas in Brooklyn, bro?

Yo, man, it don't matter. But at the same time, I just feel like, you know what I'm saying? I do break my shitville, man. How they eat their bananas in Brooklyn, bro? Yo, man, it don't matter, but at the same time, I just feel like, you know what I'm saying? I do break my shit off, though. It don't matter, but at the same time... It's how you break it.

Y'all are so crazy. So you put your little dirty hands on the banana and break it up. Hello, who's this? This is Trey from Jersey. Trey from Jersey. How they eat their bananas

in Jersey, Trey? Hey, there is no straight way to eat a banana. So knowing that, you just got to go all in. Man, what are y'all talking about? Bro, what do you mean there's no straight way to eat a banana? If you're a straight man, however you eat a banana, is there a straight way to eat a banana?

That's what I'm saying. If that's the case, you go for it, man. Deep throat is the damn thing if it got to, man. Okay. You want everybody to convince us you're straight, man. You, you, you, okay. You want everybody, you want everybody, you want to convince us you scrape, but you talking about deep throat and bananas. But, I mean, if there's no straight way to eat it, then why not just go for it? That's what I'm saying.

You ain't have to say deep throat to banana. Just say eat it. All right. You got to get that protein somehow, baby. Whoa. Okay. That got really crazy. Hello, who's this?

My name is Gregory B. Caller from Cincinnati. What's up, Gregory, man? How you eat your bananas in Cincinnati, bro? Wiz Khalifa is the first person I've heard say that, and I've been standing for 30 years. Any man that just put a banana straight in his mouth is suspect. What?

This is so silly to me. If you're going to eat a wiener, it better be in a box. Other than that, you better break a piece off and eat it like that. So you can't even eat a hot dog? Oh, my gosh. So how do you eat a hot dog? You break the hot dog in half, too? So instead of taking, like big, big hot dog, you just want a little hot dog in your mouth.

There you go. This is so immature. This is actually stupid. I'm going to be honest with you. This is very stupid. Now, this is when the term toxic masculinity comes into play. Okay? This is actually stupid.

What's the moral of the story? That toxic masculinity is ruining this party. That's the moral of the story. My goodness. All right. Well, we got rumors on the way. Yes, let's talk about a DJ and people were trolling him while he was trying to do his thing. We'll tell you who it is.

Also, we'll talk about Joe Button and Lupe Fiasco. I didn't know these two had a problem. Me neither. All right, well, we'll find out about it when we come back. Keep it locked at The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk about a fellow DJ that was getting trolled. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. On The Breakfast Club. So listen up.

We told you last week that Shaq, a.k.a. DJ Diesel, was going to be DJing at the new casino in Atlantic City, the Ocean Resort Casino. Well, remember we discussed this and we talked about how they actually had to build a new DJ booth because he was too tall and he couldn't fit in there. Well, he actually did go and they said that there were trolls waving Charles Barkley shirts with the number 34 on it while he was DJing. Why would that be trolling? They're co-workers. People are wondering if there is some type of feud between Shaq and Lee. I mean, I don't think it's any much more of a feud

than it is between competitive athletes and the fact that what I love is that Shaq always let's start, I mean, what's the dude's name though? Charles Barkley. He got four rings and Charles has nothing. Yeah, Shaq got on the mic and said, but he ain't got no ring. So that was his response. See, exactly.

That's what he said every time. Yeah, so everybody's trolling him while he was trying to DJ. All right, Denzel Washington. He sat down and did an interview with Jamie Foxx as part of this off-script series that's on Yahoo Entertainment by Grey Goose. And he talked about one of the movie roles that he wished he hadn't turned down. Here's what he said. How many times do you say no, and have you ever said no to something that you wish you had said yes to? I turned down seven.

Ah. They wanted me to play the Brad Pitt? Yeah. I thought the script was too demonic. Right, right, right. Then I saw the movie, I was like, oh, I blew it. Seven? Seven, seven. The movie Seven? He said thought the script was too demonic. Right, right, right. Then I saw the movie, I was like, oh, I blew it. Seven? Seven.

Seven. The movie Seven? He said he thought it was too demonic. Brad Pitt is the one that actually ended up playing the character he would have played. Gotcha. Yeah, but that's a great movie. I still would watch that movie to this day. No, I don't think that hurt Denzel's resume.

It didn't hurt at all. Not having that movie on it. Not at all. But, you know, sometimes he said he saw the, you know, like he said, he saw the script. Wasn't for him. Wasn't meant for him. You know, so that's a regret, I guess, that he has. And some people were thinking that Joe Button and Lupe Fiasco were beefing.

I'm sure you guys will understand this. So Joe Button posted a picture and said, It's starting to become greater than I imagined. Soon you'll understand. And then Lupe responded, This M-Ware is sitting on this ultra-modern balcony, enjoying a summer breeze with the sock shoes, staring off into distance, looking at nothing, when he could be looking at these hands.

Stop the ducking, Joe. Streets is calling you. Wow. Well, he's talking about Street Fighter. He says, Street Fighter, that is. You can go back to gazing into the heart of clarity once you catch these multiple L's. Hashtag Chicago. Hashtag hand game.

You know, the funny thing about both those artists. Street Fighter and the video game, yeah. You know, both of them said they'll never come back up here. I don't care. Lupe Fiasco said he wouldn't come up here after we got him in trouble with, when we said he prayed

over the vagina. Yes. And then Joe Button, when we talked about him sitting on the young ladies in between a breast and stomach. I didn't say that. He said that.

Yeah, but after that, they both said they'll never come back up here. But they've been up here since then? No, they haven't. But I actually saw Lupe Fiasco, and he don't have no issues. But why y'all think they're talking about Street Fighter?

Because he put hashtag Street Fighter. But that could mean fighting the street. Street Fighter, that is. I don't think they're talking about the video game. You think they really have beef with each other? When I listen to the podcast, I don't think it's beef, but I think Joe has been critical of Lupe, and Lupe probably just, knowing him, Lupe likes to fight.

It sounds like a friendly fist to cuffs. You know? But they're not going to do nothing when they see each other, though. But, you know, it sounds good on social media. It does sound good. Yeah. But I don't think they're talking about the video game. They're not talking about Blanca. Well, he says Street Fighter, that is. So, I don't know. Alright, Post Malone, he says that people think that he's ugly

and that he smells. Is that right? Alright, well, they're talking about the cast of Queer Eye. They're shooting for the show's third season in Kansas City, and a lot of people were nominating Post Malone for a makeover. And Karamo said, why does everyone want Post Malone to be on the show? Did he request it? And that's when Post Malone said,

no, they just think I'm ugly and smell. Love the show, though, guys. Keep crushing it. I mean, I don't know if he actually smells, but he looks like he smells. He don't look like he smells. He definitely looks like he got an odor. The mayonnaise is heavy on that one.

He's been here before. He didn't stink up the room. He has been here. He's been here twice. All right, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your Rumor Report. It's a cigarette smell. I mean, that's what I remember. I remember a cigarette smell.

Okay. Cigarette and beer. All right, well, shout out to Revolt. We'll see you guys on Monday. Everybody else, we're going to do this mix, man. We're going to do an all R&B mix. Oh, that's dope. And did you see that It's a Black Man on Twitter made your picture his avi?

No, I didn't see that. No, I tagged you. Just take a look. He made you his avi. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Shout out to It's a Black Man on Twitter. Let me know your favorite R&B joint.

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