The Breakfast Club - Which Of Y'all Claiming Your Criminal Behavior On Your Taxes This Year?

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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morning everybody it's dj nv charlemagne the guy we are the breakfast club now if you just joined us we're talking about the irs now charlemagne wants to shake and rattle their cages i'm fine with them we good i think i paid them everything i owed them now you gave donkey the data who charlamagne uh everybody who is going to be reporting their stolen property uh to the irs you know i don't know if y'all heard but stolen property must be reported when filing taxes the irs says not just uh stolen property but you know any crime you have to report your crime that's crime and what the fair market value for your crime was. If you got a bribe for something, if you got a kickback

for something, drug selling, whatever it is, you got to report on your taxes. I can't wait to see who report. They be stealing them Amazon packages off your door. We can go whoop the hell out of them. They stole one of your packages before? No, it might be Penny Liner.

They shake the box and it's light did anybody in this room is there any crime y'all committed last year that y'all need to file on your taxes nah

come on now even when I go to the grocery store and I steal some grapes I pay for my grapes and my food I pay for everything IRS

not the ones you eat before you put on the scale well I can't well yeah you right see you gotta report that those grapes

I was asking him earlier I was asking you earlier, Charlemagne. What about if somebody rub on you? Yeah. And we found out that's how you got your new season for Miss Patchell. Well, I am at BET. You know, we had to work a little hard over there right now. They're going through some things.

Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Kadeesh. Hey, Kadeesh, can you do me a favor? Take us off Bluetooth for speaker? Yes, I did. I was driving. Okay, good morning. Now, what scam you out here doing, allegedly?

Listen, Evie, you're not trying to get me in trouble, okay? I am not doing no scam. So what crime are you going to file on your taxes then, man? Listen, all I'm here to say is My black people don't fall But that's okay There's too many of us in prison And I don't want to get comfortable With all of that reporting

Telling on yourself Don't do it, okay? Don't do it This is the public service announcement from you Let me help my people out Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, man? This is Anonymous.

What crime are you filing on your taxes, Anonymous? I dressed up like a DHL worker and got some AT&T phones. I actually used to work there at DHL. They laid us off and I woke up the next morning like I was going to work.

I'm so used to getting up and I opened my, and it was a DHL uniform still in there. So you put it on, went to work, and got a bunch of phones. I put it on. See, as a driver, I used to be a driver. So the first half of my day was drop-offs, and the second half of my day was pick-ups from companies and stuff. And one of the companies was AT&T. So I put the uniform on, and I went to AT&T. And you know when a DHL driver walks in somewhere, nobody asks questions.

They start giving you boxes and stuff. So I went to AT&T. They gave me like 400 and something iPhones, and I walked out of there. How much you made off the phone? In total, I probably made about 30 bands, 25 bands. You got to report that to the IRS. Fair market value. I'm saying, but how much could I get back?

The whole 25 bands? I don't know. You got to find out. You better not. I can tell you how much you're going to get back. About 10 years when they see that big black ass on that camera picking up that outfit in that DHL suit. No, I wrapped up.

I made sure I wrapped up. I had on glasses. I had on a hat he's one of those file your taxes the right way report that to the IRS bro

$30,000 in stolen AT&T phones okay don't listen to him if it was cash just keep your mouth shut and I don't know why your dumb ass

called into this radio telling you what you said and brother let me just say one other thing I still got I still got like 10 of them if y'all know somebody give me your phone though hold on hold on brother, let me just say one other thing. I still got like 10 of them. Y'all know somebody wants them.

Give me your phone, y'all. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. And, bro, let me ask you a question. Next time you do this, you got to block your number before you call. We got to call out there. I see your first name and your last name, brother.

Your first name's Scam. Your last name, Likely. Damn. You have a good morning. All right, y'all too, man. I love y'all. Lord have mercy. You didn't even block his name.

Oh, my God. Make sure you beep my name out. By the way, I'm going to report this. You heard what I said. How much I'm going to get back? I'm going to report that. He banned and stolen AT&T phones. Stop saying his name because he's going to get in trouble.

Let me say this. If he reported $30,000 is not a lot of money, and he got kids to claim, he's going to get about $7,000 back. $7,000 is not a lot of money. And he got kids to claim he's going to get about $7,000 back. $30,000 is not a lot of money to who? Boy, Ms. Pat, ballin'. I mean, $30,000 a year ain't that much money in a household. If you got three kids, you got to get all that money back. What are you talking about?

I don't know. Ms. Pat just said $30,000 ain't a lot of money. I'm doing arenas now. I'm doing theaters. Theaters. Theaters. Theaters. Put me down in about three, four years. 800-585-1051. What's something you stole, a bribe you took,

or a scam you committed that you would have to claim to the IRS? Because right now the IRS is saying they want to know all illegal activity they want you to claim, but they're not going to tell a po-po on you so let's talk about it it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody it's DJ Envy, Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Ms. Pat Alco host here.

Yes, indeed. Now, if you're just joining us, Charlemagne gave Donkey of the Day to who? Man, Donkey of the Day went to everybody who is going to be reporting their crimes on their taxes. I don't know if y'all heard, but stolen property must be reported when filing taxes. So says the IRS. Not just stolen property, but drug sales, bribes you took, any crime where you got... Prostitution.

Prostitution. Any crime where you got some money, you got to report the fair market value of it on your taxes. And whoever stole my Gucci glasses out of Chicago, I need you to report my glasses with my prescription in them. No. They don't stole three pair of my glasses out of Chicago. Well, stop getting Gucci prescription glasses.

This is your regular prescription. Stop going to Chicago. I got to go to the bar. Got to go. Hello, who's this? Yo. What's up, bro? We can't hear you, man.

What's something you stole or a bribe you took or some illegal activity you did, brother? No, that's not the question. The question is what crime you going to file on your taxes? The C? No, that's not the question. The question is what crime you gonna file on your taxes? The CPN guys, it's like credit privacy numbers to help people get an apartment. And what did you do? Oh, he be selling those numbers, I guess to help people's credit? Yeah, yeah.

How much you made last year doing that? About like $12,000. So you the one, you the reason why they keep trying to buy my house. Cause you out here selling on phone numbers. I mean, So you the one, you the reason why they keep trying to buy my house because you out here selling our phone now. I mean,

if you need one, it's a joke to bear. No, don't hang up on him. I had to. Don't do that. Because he going to be reporting illegal, doing his illegal activity

on the phone. He the one, he the reason why we get all these scam calls. Ain't you the son of a cop? Act like one. What, you want me

to tell on him? I tell it on himself. I got his number. Let. What, you want me to tell on him? I tell it on him, so? I got his number. Man, let that man, if they want to tell him he's sometimes out, he's retired. Boy, you know he can't

snitch. He's a wrong complexion. Hello, who's this? Yo, this is Bree from Virginia. Bree from Virginia, 757. Tell us, what crime you gonna file on your taxes, Bree?

What you gonna file? What crime you gonna file on your taxes, brother? Man, I ain't gonna file none of them on mine. Well, what you did then that you should be filing? Well, check this out. So I was put in a situation some years ago, and they took my money.

And the case ended up getting dismissed. But with the amount of money, they couldn't release it back to me unless I could show our ass records. So if I would have filed it, then I would have got that money back. So what'd you get arrested for? No. I ain't disclosing that one, buddy. This 757, you know that, Henry. How much was it that you made?

Like 40K. All right, so let me break it down. You got to report that on your taxes. Let me break it down. You were driving through Virginia, 757. You have 40,000 cash in the car because you was about to go re-up. The cops pulled you over, but there was no way to say that you was about to go re-up. The cops pulled you over, but

there was no way to say that you were actually going to re-up, so they arrested you. The case was thrown out, but now you can't get the $40,000 back because you can't say where that money came from. Correct. But now you can file it on your taxes. You better not file it on your taxes. Oh, you don't want your money back then.

Because if you file it, you can get it back. Now, you can't, you know, you could say your mom or dad gave you a loan for $40,000. You were going to buy a car. You know you can say that. And then they had to show it. Let me ask you something. Did they bring the drug-sniffing dogs out? No.

Because that happened to me one time. I had like $20,000 on me. I was like 16. And they knew I was a drug dealer. And the police said, well, I'm bringing a drug sniffing dog Well I had the money in my underwear And after it come out of my underwear Ain't no cocaine sniffing

They came my money back They was like no drugs But it's something else I read about that in your book You said the dog fainted After he smelled your money Stupid After you put the money out the drug

The dog fainted It don't matter I got it back You were fainted too If you catch it on the wrong day Y'all have a blessing Alright bro Did you put the money out the drawer, the dog fangs. It don't matter. I got it back. You a fang, too, if you catch it on the wrong day. Y'all have a blessing, brother. All right, bro. Did you get the money back? You good with your people? They all right?

They fronted you back again? I don't look that way. What is y'all talking about? Exactly. What is it? Evan, you be asking too many damn questions. This is a leading question, too. You gonna get a shot through the phone.

Get a shot through the phone. What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is y'all can fall for this if y'all want to. I can't tell you what to do, but I wouldn't do it. Put your dope money in your underwear so they can kill the sense. What? Oh my gosh. Alright, when we come back

we got the rumor report. We got to talk Young Miami. She was acting on BMF and... Oh my god. They drug her to Miami. We're going to talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys,

and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.

That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings.

It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you?

Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? or wherever you get your podcasts. to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.