The Breakfast Club - Who Raised You?
Episode Date: May 11, 2016WED 5/11 - Today's show featured a righteous & ratchet combination of sound advice from Ask Yee mixed with street knowledge from comedian TK Kirkland. Plus the Donkey of the Day will leave you utt...ering the words of TK himself, "Who raised you?" Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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50% righteousness. Yo, Angelo, yeah, I love you. 50% righteousness. or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, USA. It is. Okay. What's that?
You ready?
You got my camel?
Nope.
Where's my camel?
Okay, hold on.
Guess what day it is.
Guess what day it is.
Humpday.
Yes, it is Humpday.
It is Wednesday.
Good morning to you.
Yes, middle of the work week.
What's happening?
Glad to be alive, though.
Yes, today is a beautiful day.
I'm very happy to be alive. I'm happy to be here.
I'm very tired.
I stayed up last night to watch myself on the Colbert Show.
Dropped one of Clues' bombs for me, damn it.
How was it?
I don't know.
It was cool.
I enjoyed the moment, you know.
Stephen Colbert's from South Carolina.
So he's one of those people that helped me to build the case of optimism for my life.
Okay.
You know how you know certain people that's from where you're from,
and you see them and they're doing good, you're like, oh, wow, you know, I can do it too.
Mm-hmm.
But then, you know.
Yeah.
Got other people that don't do nothing.
Yeah, that's true, too.
You're like, eh, maybe I'm going to just sit here under this tree and drink beer.
No, that's always a good thing for somebody from your neighborhood.
Your hood makes it.
For me, it was DJ Kluge.
It was LL Cool J.
These people I got to see make it, I got to see on television,
which gave me inspiration.
You don't count.
I can do it.
You're from Queens.
Y'all have about 100 people.
Yep.
Queens got a long list of legends.
We definitely do, but it definitely helped to see those individuals
came from the same neighborhood, rode on the same bus,
from the same place where you got your sneakers from,
your quarter waters from that made it.
It gives you that inspiration.
Supreme ain't inspire you?
Supreme the drug dealer?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
No, no.
It was more like LL and Khloe.
Gotcha.
Those were the guys.
But you would see them personally.
I mean, I would see Preem too,
but if I even really thought about it,
my dad would probably smack the ish out of me,
so I knew that wasn't the direction I needed to go.
I'm glad you decided to DJ and not lick your lips and rap, okay?
I mean.
It was a lot more than just licking your lips and rapping.
I wonder if Envy would have been a good rapper.
Nah.
You never tried to rap?
Not with that hunchback.
I ain't got a hunchback.
And now I'm going to sit straight like my mama used to tell me to do.
I'm actually a good rapper.
Give me a beatbox, G.
All right, all right. Give me a beatbox. You're actually a good rapper. Give me a beatbox, G. All right, all right.
Give me a beatbox.
You're actually a good beatboxer.
Now I've heard that.
See, look, I knew he wanted to do it.
It's old school Wednesday.
My name is Envy, and I'm the best.
And all the girls feel my chest.
I say...
My name is Envy, and I am beige.
And all the gay men think I'm the rage.
Hey.
Hey.
He took it somewhere else.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to go there with it.
That's not where I wanted to go with it.
Nah.
That's not where I wanted to go with it.
Not at all.
Well, let's get the show cracking.
We have comedian TK Kirkland joining us this morning.
Oh, the OG TK is here this morning.
Yeah, he came here last time, and he revealed so much about his life,
so much about what happened with him where he allegedly stole some things before.
Yeah, no need to talk about his criminal past again, is it?
No.
No, we're not.
We already cleared all that up.
We passed that.
Although, somebody just sent me a DM about him, but I got to investigate this further.
Oh, man.
I'll send it to you guys so you can see.
Oh, man.
All right, we'll get into all that front-page news.
What are we talking about?
Let's talk about the primaries in West Virginia and Nebraska.
We're going to keep you updated on what's going on with these upcoming elections.
Also, we told you about West Point, the 16 African-American female cadets with the raised fist photo under fire.
We'll tell you what the punishment will be.
All right. All that and more. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get some front page news.
Now, last night in sports, the Thunder beat the Spurs 95-91.
Now, what are we doing in front page news, Yee?
I have no clue.
We're talking about West Virginia and Nebraska.
The primary's there.
Tell us about it.
That's where Bernie Sanders actually beat Hillary Clinton in West Virginia.
And, of course, Donald Trump easily won Nebraska and West Virginia. There were
little signs of any protest voting out there.
Now, Hillary Clinton has since been trying to
clean up her comments from a town hall that she
did in March, where she said she wanted
to put a lot of coal miners and coal
companies out of business.
This picture on the front page of the New York
Post is hilarious. They got, like, somebody trying to put
a crown on Hillary Clinton, but then they got Steve Harvey
standing there and it says, Stop the Coronation. That is hilarious. Bernie Sanders is somebody trying to put a crown on Hillary Clinton, but then they got Steve Harvey standing there and it says, stop the coronation.
That is hilarious.
Bernie Sanders is still hanging in there.
He is.
So, you know.
And we're also going to talk about the 16 black West Point cadets
who actually posed for that picture with their raised fists.
That caused a lot of controversy.
People were saying that it looked like they were trying to be symbolic
of political resistance, so on and so forth.
Well, the U.S. Military Academy has said there will be no punishment for those 16 African-American cadets in that photo.
They said they did not violate military rules that limit political activity.
So that's good news.
So they won't get in trouble.
They're not in trouble.
That's right.
Black fist in the air this morning.
You want to put your white fist up?
Cool.
That's cool, too.
Just remember that means fisting.
And the women were just celebrating the graduation that was coming up.
And that's a very common pose and gesture symbolizing unity.
It wasn't supposed to be something symbolizing any type of resistance,
which is frowned upon.
You're not allowed to do that when you're in military dress.
That's another day.
Since when is the black fist a sign of resistance,
like a political organization?
Like, it means black pride,
black power.
Right.
And it doesn't even have to be
just a black fist,
just a fist raised in the air
symbolizing unity
because apparently
at West Point,
they did the,
they would raise their fist
when they were doing
their anthem and everything.
Not all the time.
Sometimes that fist
in the air means,
hey.
Sometimes it does.
Is your butthole big
because I want to see?
No.
All right. Well, that's front page news. Thank you. Tell them why you're mad. in the air means hey. Sometimes it does. Is your butthole big? Because I want to see. Enough.
All right.
Well, that's front page news.
Thank you.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset,
you need to vent.
Call us right now. What that rectum look like, though?
Maybe somebody pissed you off.
Maybe you're having a bad morning.
Whatever it may be.
800-585-1051.
Call us up right now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Hey, hey, hey, yo.
Hey, yo, good morning, yo.
This is the Mad Rapper, son, for real.
I'm mad and I stay mad.
I stay angry.
I stay heated.
I stay pissed off.
Tell them why you mad.
Breakfast Club, let's go.
Hello, who's this?
This is, well, I don't know if I want to say my real name.
Okay, you don't have to.
Hi, Stacey.
Okay, what's up?
I'm mad at all three of y'all, but mostly I'm mad at Charlamagne.
Of course.
You guys interviewed Hillary Clinton. I'm going to tell you why I'm mad at you in of y'all, but mostly I'm mad at Charlamagne. Because when you guys interviewed Hillary Clinton,
I'm going to tell you why I'm mad at you in particular, Charlamagne.
I think you're one of the most intelligent people on the radio.
But when you guys interviewed Hillary Clinton, y'all didn't ask her nothing intelligent.
And Charlamagne, I was disappointed in you because you didn't ask her anything intelligent.
That was the dumbest interview ever.
What would you like us to ask her?
I would have liked y'all to ask her what's she really going to do for us.
Why is she fronting?
Y'all should have went hard on her. There's a lot of people out there who
listen to your radio show and you guys have a major
platform who are not informed
and that was like the perfect opportunity to help
them to decide who they were looking for to
be in office. I understand what you're saying.
Y'all could run for president. Charlamagne
could run for president. The influence you
guys have on these airwaves right now.
I understand what you're saying,
but I just feel like,
you know, she gets asked
those questions all the time
and she got talking points
for all those answers.
I feel like she gets
the same answers
to the same questions
that everybody asks
all the time.
It's talking points.
Like anything we'd have
asked her politically,
she got a talking point.
But I understand
that some people
maybe don't even watch
or pay attention,
so it could have been
their first time hearing
some of those talking points.
That's true.
I understand what
you're saying, though, boo.
Hello, who's this?
It's Blue from Duval County.
Blue from Duval.
Tell them why you mad.
I'm mad at all these ambitionless-ass people in the world
with the same 24 hours that I get.
If I could go hit the strip club and make a take during the weekend
and I could work my 9 to 5 during the week,
what the hell is he doing with his life?
He's gone.
He's not got nothing.
You got a 9 to 5 and you work in a strip s*** to happen. You got a 9-to-5
and you work in a strip club?
I, and I got four step kids
and we all straight.
So if you ain't doing s***
with your 24,
you a f***ing bum.
Well, listen,
but that just means
that's why some people are winners
and some people aren't,
so that makes it better for you.
She's not a winner
just because she's script.
No, but she's script.
She's script.
I got a foundation
to get my eyes on that.
She work hard, man.
She's a hard worker. If you got a regular 9- don't get no audience. She work hard, man.
She's a hard worker.
If you got a regular nine-to-five,
if you got laws and you got laws and you keep to it,
then that's all you got to worry about.
As long as you ain't in there popping s***
and you doing it for the free,
or you ain't in there and you ain't got nothing popping,
you leaving the club.
Is this what you called 9-to-1?
I'm just saying, if she's taking care of her kids legally
and working and making money, I can't be against that.
She's popping Apunani.
Hello, who's this?
There you go.
Hey, it's PPG, a.k.a. Port-A-Potty Guy, man.
Port-A-Potty Guy.
What's up, bro?
Port-A-Potty Guy, send us some music, man.
I know you got some new music.
You send me music all the time.
Angeli, I'm mad at Envy, yo.
Uh-oh.
Envy always had Hollywood on me, yo.
I know.
He talked to me good on the radio.
I hit Envy up in his DM. I said, Envy, I need on me, yo. I know. He talked to me good on the radio. I hit Envy up in his DM.
I said, Envy, I need that email, bro.
Envy, don't sleep on me.
He does the same thing to me.
I'm married.
I don't answer my DM, sir.
Envy, don't sleep on me, man.
I got some good music, bro.
Envy, don't sleep on me, man.
What's up?
This is what you need to do, bro.
Next time Envy's DJing an outdoor event,
lock all the porta-potties that's near him
so when he goes to the bathroom, he gotta come through you
to get in and
give him your mixtape every time.
See, you guys always play, man.
Come on, man. Give me a helping hand, man.
I'm out here working a nine-to-five job.
I'm grinding out here, man.
We should play porta-potty music one time just to see how it sounds.
Yo, just one time.
Yeah, just to see what people think, man.
That's all I'm asking for. That's all I'm asking for.
One shot.
He's got a little listener.
He comes to our events.
He calls the radio station every morning.
One shot, bro.
And the crazy thing is I respect Envy,
and I bet you the records that I send you, Envy,
it could make me and you some money.
So what if the people say you're trash?
What if the people say you're trash?
Flush that down the port-a-pot.
I stop doing music.
Oh, man.
You got to check that email.
And I give Charlamagne $100.
I stopped doing music, and people think the music is whack.
I don't want your money, bro.
You touch porta-potty all day.
Listen.
I'll take it.
Listen.
Envy.
We're going to give you a shot.
You should give him a shot, Envy, man.
Play music one time, man.
We'll do that.
All right.
We'll do that.
Please, Envy.
I don't know when.
Thank you.
Woo-woo.
Oh, man. Come on, man. It's got to be this year. What should we do? Let's, Envy. I don't know when. Come on, man.
What should we do?
Let's do it tomorrow.
Send me an email.
I'll send you my email.
DM me, man, because I've been DMing you.
I've been calling that number that you got on your ID.
You can forget that.
That's a throw-off number.
Send the email to breakfastclubam at gmail.com.
Put that out there like that. Tell them why you're mad. 800-585-off number. But all right, bro. Send an email to breakfastclubam at gmail.com. You better not put that out there like that.
Tell them why you mad.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset, you need to vent, call us now.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Hey, yo, this is DMX.
You know what makes me mad?
When people ask for the truth but can't handle the truth.
Now tell them why you mad on The Breakfast Club, bitches.
Hey, tell them why you mad.
I'm mad.
I'm more than mad.
I'm traumatized.
Mama D sucking on Ernest's chest.
On his nipples.
Love and hip hop.
Mama D sexy.
You didn't see that episode?
No.
I don't like Love and Hip Hop Atlanta.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't see the actual episode, but I saw the clip of Mama D everywhere, and I saw her
stance after the fact.
Mama D is Scrappy's mom?
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm thinking she's trying to get picked up by Vivid Entertainment. I watch Love and Hip Hop New York. I don't watch Live and Hip Hop Atlanta. Yes. I'm thinking she's trying to get picked up by Vivid Entertainment.
I watch Love & Hip Hop New York.
I don't watch Live in Hip Hop Atlanta.
Sorry.
You don't do a little male nipple play with your man?
Hello, who's this?
What's up?
This is Jason, man.
Brooklyn, the CT.
What up, bro?
Tell them why you mad.
Envy, just a question for you.
Shoot. There's something in all, so just let me finish.
You know, I listen to you guys a lot.
I listen to Edgy the Lee and Charlamagne,
you know.
But when I think about
Angel and me
and Envy,
there's something
different going on.
Y'all,
chemistry is a little different.
I always hear them
talking about,
well,
I know you more than anybody.
Envy,
well, Envy,
did you cry?
So my question for you,
my question for you,
I don't know,
but my question for you,
my question for you,
my question for you,
my question for you,
my question for you,
my question for you,
my question for you,
did you tap that
at least once
for the team, Envy? Did you tap that at least once for the TMV?
Did you do that at least once?
I'll be honest.
First of all, her name is Angela Yee.
Yeah, you don't even know my name.
It's Angela Yee, number one.
No?
No.
I think it's a shame that you think that a man and a woman can't be co-workers without
being in love.
You should be embarrassed of yourself for taking that.
I'm upset that you don't think me and Envy could be having sex with each other.
But honestly, Charlamagne been trying to highlight me on the low.
Charlamagne been wearing his eyebrows all straight.
Way more.
They're always hugging each other.
Charlamagne been doing all the push-ups.
I'm really offended.
Behind the scenes, Charlamagne been whining in front of me.
It's Charlamagne that you should have asked about.
I'm really offended.
Y'all good.
Thank you, man.
Y'all good.
Why me and Envy can't be playing Stanky Finger?
They don't know Solomon and what that be playing in front of me and everything.
That's not true, by the way.
That was all a joke.
No, it wasn't.
Don't run with that one.
Hello, who's this?
This is Easter.
How y'all doing this morning, man?
Hey, tell them about your man.
Your name Easter?
Yeah, my name is Easter, man.
Who the hell are you to be named after the Lord's holiday?
Well, happy Easter.
Thank you so much. I'm mad because I'm trying to
figure out how can I start
a GoFundMe page to
meet Angela Yee.
You're just going to steal one of Jesus' days
and then start a GoFundMe?
Well, start your GoFundMe. I'll see if people will donate.
Yeah, yeah. I know they will, but
I just want to say she is beautiful, and I'm mad
at Envy and Charlamagne.
You got to at least say, hey,
Angela Yee, hand me a bottle of waterlamagne. You got to tell Lisa, hey, y'all,
Angela, you hand me a bottle of water, man, you know, something, man.
She's just a beautiful lady.
I just wanted to praise her this morning, man.
You don't need to be praising nobody but Jesus and give him his damn name back in his holiday, okay?
You can't be called Easter, bro.
Well, thank you, Easter.
Call yourself Halloween.
I love y'all, man.
It's Easter Wednesday.
We call you Hollow for short.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-105-1. If you're upset, you need to vent, call us at any time. Now, Yee, me. It's Mr. Wednesday. We call you Hollow for short. Tell them why you're mad.
805-85105.
If you're upset, you need to vent, call us at any time.
Now, Yee, we got rumors coming up.
I don't even know where to start.
There was a lot of beef going down on these tweets yesterday.
So, I guess we can discuss Nicki Minaj versus Scaf Beasy. We can discuss Azealia Banks versus everybody.
Kevin McCaw versus Chris Brown.
I don't know where we're going to start.
All right.
All that and more coming up in rumors.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The rumor report.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's the rumor report.
The Breakfast Club.
Rob, Nicki Minaj, and Safare Safari were going at it on Twitter last night.
Now, we don't know exactly what happened behind the scenes,
but we can guesstimate that there's a lawsuit involved.
Now, Nicki Minaj started tweeting,
you'd be surprised to know there are people who actually die inside
every time they catch a little glimpse of your happiness.
And we're just getting mad when they can't come and live lavish with you.
Poor Ting, I know it hurts.
It is true, people do die when they see you happy. That'sish with you. Poor Ting, I know it hurts. It is true.
People do die when they see you happy.
That's why you should stunt on social media every now and then.
Tweeted on the 5th that the 6th is my baby's birthday.
Celebrated on the 6th for his birthday publicly.
Served with a lawsuit on the 9th.
LOL.
Two years later, this poor excuse of a man is suing me
and claiming to have been physically and emotionally abused.
He's so miserable.
Look at what men have become so they don't have to work.
Fathers, please stay in your son's lives.
You can't even celebrate your happiness anymore
without being victimized.
Miserable people refuse to move on with their lives.
My man asked him to stop emailing me.
I also asked him several times.
This man can't move on.
It's really sad.
I have the emails to prove it.
And she went on to say,
I know you need a storyline to be on reality TV.
God punishing you and you about to get more. I can went on to say, I know you need a storyline to be on reality TV. God punishing you
and you about to get more.
I can't even celebrate
my man's birthday
without this miserable
son of a bitch
trying to extort me.
Caught him stealing money
and never prosecuted him.
Now I'm doing it enough.
Who's she talking about?
Scaf Beasy.
Yeah, it looks like
she's talking about Scaf Beasy.
He gonna be on reality TV?
He's supposed to be on
Love and Hip Hop Hollywood
with Miss Nikki Baby
because they've been dating.
I don't even know who Miss Nikki Baby is.
You do know who she is.
She used to date Molly Maul.
I don't watch it.
Molly Maul the producer?
Yes.
I mean, that's a difficult situation.
No, man.
Molly Maul from Vegas, man.
Ball head dude, man.
Kind of look like...
I'm supposed to know these things?
I guess not.
So Nikki Minaj said,
y'all think social media is real life.
Imagine how it feels to have someone
who gains so much off of your name
refuse to let go and let you be happy.
And some women would actually side with this leech
just because they're filled with hate and jealousy.
We have women out here hustling.
There's no reason a healthy man can't go out there
and work and just hustle just as hard.
So Safaree is suing Nicki Minaj
That's what it's looking like
For emotional distress allegedly
What?
That's what he said
Isn't that what you said?
Yeah, she did say, you know, you were abused
My N-word, look at what you've become
God's wrath is no joke
You will regret every lie you said about me
Listen, nobody cares about the truth When the lie is more entertaining
And I don't know
What the truth is
But I know you can't
Have a rap career
If you sue a woman
For emotional distress
He might be hurt
But if you really
Think about it
We've been together
All this time
I've been living
It's almost like
It's like having a baby
And now your baby mom
Leaving
You gotta maintain
That baby's life
You gotta sing R&B now bro
Well Safari did
Say a couple of things on Twitter.
He said,
Percocets really deteriorate
the human brain.
Thank God I never got hooked
to that ish.
They make me throw up.
Trust and believe
nobody wants to live with you,
a rich thing.
Attention, money doesn't buy happiness.
The ones with it
are the most pressed.
Damn, Safari.
Yeah, that's not nice.
I don't know.
Like I say,
nobody cares about the truth
and the lies. More entertaining. This is all entertaining. But if this is true nice. I don't know. Like I say, nobody cares about the truth and the lies.
We're entertaining.
This is all entertaining.
But if this is true and you're suing a woman for emotional discretion,
you got to make Neil Soul records for the rest of your career.
Yeah, he definitely can't do rap records.
He needs to just leave her alone and just move on and be happy.
You can dirty wine a certain Neil Soul record.
It's hard, but you think about it.
It's not to say it's right.
It's hard to move on when I've been living a certain life for like 10 years.
You got to, isn't it, man?
And all of a sudden it's a wrap. You got to, isn't it, man? I got life for like 10 years. You got to as a man. And all of a sudden it's a wrap.
You got to as a man.
I got to sell all my stuff.
As a man you have to.
I got to start back over.
You got to try one more time for the fence.
No, nobody care about spousal support.
Try one time for what?
For the fence.
You got to swing one more time for the fence.
Spousal support is a double standard.
No, nobody care about spousal support when it comes to men, bro.
No, but really.
They're not married.
They weren't married.
They damn near were.
Common law, 14 years. Damn near. Safar should just do workout videos. He should leave it alone to men, bro. Nah, but really, Safaree should do... They weren't married. They damn near were. Common law, 14 years.
Damn near, Safaree
should just do workout videos.
He should leave it alone,
just do...
No, it's not like that.
You like his body?
He should do
neo-soul workout videos.
Safaree, you could be
the new Billy Blanks.
That's his name, Billy Banks?
Billy Blanks.
Billy Blanks.
Safaree could be
the new Billy Blanks.
He could do
neo-soul reggae ting
workout videos.
That's what he should do.
I'm serious.
Reggae videos.
He does the ill workouts.
He does the ill workouts.
Would you do his workout video?
Yeah, I would do it.
Why don't you approach him with that then?
Maybe you guys can go halfway.
Call him and tell him what his new career is going to be.
You could DJ the workout video.
I mean, I think it would be dope.
He'd just do the workout video.
All right, so hit him up.
Okay.
Staff busy.
Ne-Yo-Soul Reggae Workout Video Ting.
Okay, now let's discuss Sharon Osbourne.
After almost 34 years of marriage, her and
Ozzy Osbourne are over. Well, here's what
she had to say on the talk.
You kicked Ozzy out of the
house. Is that made up?
No, it's true.
And
is he still out of the house?
No, he's back and
I'm out of the house.
It's right for me because I honestly, at this point today,
have no idea what I'm going to be doing with the rest of my life.
So apparently it is true about him with this celebrity hairdresser that he was cheating.
All right.
But it's Ozzy Osbourne.
The man has dementia, don't he?
He don't know what he doing.
He just out here shaking.
It appears that he does know.
Can't talk.
He look crazy.
Allegedly, she would have been fine if it was just a random one night stands.
But the real issue is that he had an ongoing relationship.
The man is 79.
The man can't get a pass at 79 for cheating?
And that is your rumor report.
Man, somebody should share an Osborne Lemonade album.
This is disgusting.
She actually was drinking lemonade while she was on the show.
No, don't drink no lemonade, because if you was as strong as Beyonce, you'd forgive Ozzy.
Okay?
The man's about to die.
Jesus Christ.
He's almost there.
He's in bad shape.
Come on, man.
You can't leave him right now.
You probably got 369 days at the most.
All right?
You think that long?
Yes.
Ozzy's pretty bad. He's in bad shape. All right? You think that long? Yes. Ozzy's pretty bad.
He's in bad shape.
All right, well, that's the rumors.
When we come back, we got front page news.
We'll tell you about Sanders beating Clinton.
Also about the West Point cadets.
So don't go anywhere.
Oh, and comedian TK Kirkland will be joining us next hour.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Salute to designer.
Designer's actually going to be on Stephen Colbert tonight.
Really?
Yeah, I saw that when I was there yesterday.
Wow.
So this must be his ratchet week.
He had me on last night, and he got designer on tonight.
Uh-oh.
All right.
Well, good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Let's get into some front-page news.
Now, NBA playoffs.
The Thunder beat the Spurs 95-91 to take 3-2 lead in the
series. Now, Steph Curry, he was named
the MVP.
Yeah, unanimous MVP. Unanimously.
First unanimous MVP in NBA history.
I don't know what Tracy McGrady's talking about.
What'd he say? He didn't, it shouldn't have been
unanimous saying that the league, that shows how watered down
the league is. Why? No, Steph Curry had
deserved it. A phenomenal year. Absolutely.
Who else would you vote for
for MVP if it wasn't Steph Curry?
Nobody.
Did you see his daughter,
Riley Curry, walking around
pointing at people?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I love her.
She's amazing.
Super cute.
Now, let's talk about
Sanders and Clinton.
Well, it was the primaries
in West Virginia and Nebraska,
and Bernie Sanders did beat
Hillary Clinton in West Virginia.
Mm-hmm.
And, of course,
Donald Trump easily won
Nebraska and West Virginia.
There was very little sign of any protest vote at all. Hillary Clinton in West Virginia. And, of course, Donald Trump easily won Nebraska and West Virginia. There was very little sign of any protest vote at all.
Hillary Clinton has been trying to clean up her comments from a CNN town hall back in March.
She wanted to put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business,
but that damage has already set in.
She still has quite a lead, but Bernie Sanders is hanging in there.
Well, they just need to figure out who's going to be going up against the Antichrist Donald Trump in November, okay?
Because I know who I'm not voting for, and I'm not voting
for the Antichrist Donald Trump. Now, let's talk about
the West Point cadets.
Well, we told you about the 16
black female West Point cadets
who were in trouble for posing with their
raised fists for a pre-graduation
picture. Well, it turns out
there will be no punishment for those
16 women. He said they did
show a lapse of awareness in how symbols and gestures can be misinterpreted and cause division
and they will receive instruction to address their intent versus the impact of the photo,
but they will not be punished. Now, people who are defending these women said they were simply
celebrating their forthcoming graduation, something closer in spirit to a team lifting helmets to celebrate a win
or Beyonce raising her fist at the Super Bowl halftime show.
That's what I said.
The black fist don't represent a political organization.
It's just black pride, black power.
I can't throw my fist in the air.
Especially if I'm coming from a situation like this
where all these people have been so racist in this.
What's that place called?
West Point?
Yes, West Point.
Why not?
Show the unity.
All right. Well, that's front page news news. Now when we come back, we have
comedian TK Kirkland. One of my
OGs. Love this guy.
He's going to be hanging out with me and Charlamagne
in New York City if you're in the area.
We'll explain all that. So keep it locked.
We're going to kick it with TK Kirkland.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Here's the Hills.
That was Fab Tamiya. Morning
everybody. It's DJ MV Angela Yee. Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a Here's the Hills. That was Fab Tamia. Morning, everybody. It's DJ MV, Angela Yee,
Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building.
He's performing at Caroline's tonight. That's right.
One of my OGs. Yo, what's going on, everybody?
TK Kirkland. Well, yeah.
What's up? Show the love.
And you brought some gifts, too. TK walked in
bearing gifts. Explain why you should always bring
gifts, TK. You said it before the mics
came on. Yes. When you're in the presence of a young lady and you see her more than once, you should always bring gifts, TK. You said it before the mics came on. Yes, when you're in the presence
of a young lady, and you see her more
than once, you should always give her flowers to
show that you're in the presence of a gentleman.
When you have friends like you guys, you should
always bring you guys gifts, because
people don't understand that to
be on a show or in your presence, you
have to show people that you appreciate, whether it's a
shirt, let me buy you lunch,
or something like that, because what people forget in society is that you have to show people that you appreciate whether it's a shirt um let me buy you lunch or something like that because what people forget in society is that you have to show people that you really
care about what you're doing because people take things for granted true and when you've been in
the business as long as me this stuff can come and go right as quick as possible and you and
when your phone stops ringing you're like why but if you treat people good it comes back just like
um when you guys have issues you know i text them and explain to them certain things.
And just like when Birdman Baby, who's my friend, came up.
And what people don't understand about Babe is that when a man or woman comes through your door,
you never know what they just went through.
You never know what they went through.
Absolutely.
So as you guys get older, you have to take that into consideration, right?
Because Baby does deserve respect.
Let me explain to you why.
From Ruthless Records to Death Row to Aftermath to No Limit,
Baby is still around.
Now, his private life is his private life.
Right.
If he want to kiss boys, if he want to—
You just said that was your man.
I'm just keeping 100.
This is who I am. Everybody knows who I am. Just because I say that don't mean I'm just keeping 100 this is this who I am everybody know why
I am just cuz I say that don't mean I'm mad at him you want to kiss boys and
kiss boy if you want to um beat people out of their publishing that's you
that's your private life if you want to have sex with boys behind closed doors
long as we ain't in the room allegedly allegedly all right we ain't in the room
that's your own business but on on a business tip, the man is phenomenal because he got the three hottest artists in the world.
Well, not everything TK just said, but I've said the same thing.
Just pay Wayne.
Right.
Why ain't you paying Wayne?
Why would you sign the baby if you know he don't pay you?
Let me explain to you why you don't have to worry about that because that's not your job.
Gotcha.
Your job is to report what you hear.
If Lil Wayne doesn't have a proper attorney, then that's his fault.
It's just like, I can't come to your house and
half the house is not painted.
I was like, go paint the house. You're like, TK, this is
my house. I can't come to your house and say,
DJ Envy, your wife wants more
oral sex during the week and I need you
to
step your game up. I can't come with this
beautiful woman. I'm just being, because you don't
look like you do that because your neck structure is weak.
So I want you to start strengthening up your neck,
DJ Envy,
because your wife wants more of that.
I guarantee you.
And she's probably listening to my,
TK.
Now, last time you came up here,
we talked about a lot.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
We talked about Eddie Murphy.
We talked about so much.
Now, have people been calling you comedians about that?
Have they been blackballing you?
What's been going on?
Do y'all know who I am?
I'm a gentleman.
People don't cross that line with me.
The interview was an interview that put everything to rest.
Good.
Because the rumors had been out so long,
and no one took the time
to really talk about it.
So that's because we came here
and I didn't know y'all was famous. I'm keeping
100. You can't say that to me every time you call me.
Hey bro, I didn't know that y'all was out here like this.
I didn't know enough. For real y'all.
I see y'all all the time. And we in the club
and I just know all of the nice kids.
Yeah, yeah. That's what I say about y'all.
Some nice kids. But in January I started listening to y'all a lot on the radio and found out a they were nice kids. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying about you. They're nice kids.
But in January,
I started listening to you a lot on the radio
and found out a lot
about you guys,
how intelligent you are.
You're up on current events.
How Angela is a motivational speaker
to some of these young women,
you understand,
that truly need guidance
to better their lives
because what goes on
with the young ladies
in our society
is that the choices that they make is detrimental.
Like, I saw a girl pregnant on the bus stop.
Yeah.
I'm like, who raised you?
And the guy that got no car, sex you down, and impregnate you,
and you're on the bus?
Yo, this is insane, fam.
So we want to encourage our men to step their game up.
Because if I was president, men couldn't have sex unless they had about $50,000 in the bank.
But then we shame gold diggers.
Men who don't understand women shame gold diggers.
Break it down for me.
See, because a gold digger is just a woman who just wants a man who can provide.
Gotcha.
All men should be able to provide.
Because when men want money, what do we want?
We want a beautiful woman with a small waist, fat booty or whatever.
It's a price for that.
It's a price for that.
It comes with the territory.
And I tell people all the time, when you go from a Geostorm to a Bentley,
you knew the insurance was going to be different.
Absolutely.
So what about you?
You don't pay the same premium?
Right.
So what do you tell guys when they be like, man, I ain't paying for no...
It's not that you pay for it.
You pay for it indirectly.
You got to take a woman out to eat.
Right.
You got to take her shopping.
And get smart.
You don't have to always go buy $2,000 bags or $1,000 shoes.
Sales.
Find sales.
Like, man, I'm going to take you shopping.
I just saw a phenomenal sale that came across my iPhone.
Let's catch the sales.
And that's where you have to be clever at.
And then you want women to bring something to the table, too.
See, it's a balance.
Women don't take their men shopping.
And when I say that, women start frowning.
Ah, I'm not taking my man
shopping. Well, you've already lost.
And men don't need much. You can buy a guy
a brush, Vizine,
chapstick, a card. He just wants to be
known at the end of the day. He's appreciated.
Absolutely. All right, we got more with TK
Kirkland when we come back. Don't go anywhere.
It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
That was J. Cole, No Role Models. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club.
We have comedian TK Kirkland in the building. Now, Yee?
Bathrooms, right? In North Carolina, you see that they have this whole situation where they're trying to make it that whatever gender you were born, biologically, that's the bathroom you should use.
Federally, they're saying, no, what you identify with is the bathroom that you're able to use.
What do you think about that?
If my daughters was in the bathroom and a part man, part woman walked in,
that would make me extremely uncomfortable.
And I know that everybody in society is trying to do the right thing.
Nobody wants to say the real because they think if they say what's real,
it causes confusion and hate.
But we have to understand there's a thing called the Bible
and there's a thing called faith and there's a thing called tradition.
And even though these new things are coming along with Bruce Jenner
and people changing their sex, we're going to respect it.
But let's not cross the boundary to the point that you put us in jeopardy
to waive our morals and what we truly believe in.
Everybody has a right to do what they want to do.
But when you start going into bathrooms,
if you got the money to do half the surgery,
then don't go to the bathroom until you get the complete surgery.
Don't come here half-stepping.
Don't cause confusion
because I don't know
who you are.
Do you feel like
heterosexuals' rights
are being taken away?
Like, nobody cares
about making us comfortable.
That's so true, yo.
Our society
has gotten to a point
to be gay
or to change your ginger.
Gender.
Ginger, thank you.
Red hair, you can dye it.
You know what I mean.
It's sad
You can't say what you feel
And if you say what you feel
Social media is based on hate
Yeah
Say something positive
And nobody talk about it
Say something negative
By the time you get downstairs
At this office
You have the whole
ABC News
Yep
Everybody on you
And the world's just
Based on negativity.
And what we have to do, I think,
sometimes when we're on shows like this,
even though it's probably boring,
probably to some people,
we have to give that five minutes of positive.
Then we go back to hating.
Because you got to eat.
Because you got to eat.
It's a balance.
Ration is a right to choose.
Yo, it's the way of the world.
And I used to think when I was coming up,
did we hate?
And I think we did hate.
It's just that we didn't have social media
to put it out there as quickly as possible.
Just like sometimes I hear y'all talk about racism.
And I don't think racism,
I don't believe in racism.
Really?
Yeah, I think racism is a made up word.
Break it down.
I believe people just don't like you.
But if it's just based on the color of your brain, they don't know you.
You know what the confusion is?
What?
Because it's white, it's racism. But if I don't like you, I don't like you.
If you say, I don't like black people, that just means you just...
Yeah, just don't like you.
You ever walked in a room and saw someone say, that person makes me uncomfortable.
That person never said nothing to you.
But you're like, yo, I don't like homeboys, y'all.
Yeah, his energy's off.
Yeah, his energy's off.
That's just life, fam.
And we could always talk about serious things.
But Caroline's tonight, baby.
Caroline's tonight.
Tickets are going fast.
It's almost sold out.
Get your tickets.
Let me tell you something, man.
I think it's sold out by now, but I don't know.
Yeah, let me explain something.
To be a part, and Angela, I tried to find a spot for you on this show.
And let me tell you.
I'd rather just watch.
I don't want to...
And you are going to come?
Yeah, I'd rather just watch.
Because I was trying to...
What can we get Angela?
Because she's fine.
And one time I wanted to hit on her.
Because I used to hit on Twitter.
You know, I never noticed that until you told me.
Yeah, because I find you extremely beautiful.
And the more you talk, the more I'm extremely intelligent.
But how old are you now?
Are you over 30?
Yes.
You never ask a woman their age.
No, you have to ask a woman their age.
Yes, definitely over 30.
And let me tell you why you have to ask a woman their age.
Ever since R. Kelly came into the game.
You know I'm not stopping.
No, no, but listen to what I'm saying.
You can't go to catch a case and tell the judge, honor.
Yeah.
You know you can't ask a woman her age.
You know what the judge is going to say?
I'm going to give you 30 years to think about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or maybe it's a certain point where you're not supposed to ask a woman any questions.
You know you're old enough to be here.
No, you got to ask a woman her age.
All the time.
Because there's certain women I won't date.
If you're over 40, I won't date you because women start losing cartilage in their knees.
What?
What is cartilage in their knees?
Because their knees lock up.
You know, I don't date women over 45.
Because when you have sex with them, they always talk about cut the ceiling fan off.
Because the ceiling be drying out, they stop, right?
So I can't deal with that.
And then I don't date women 50 or 52 because they always have acid reflux.
So when you take them out to eat, they can't eat spicy food.
Because now you got stuff at the pharmacy.
What happens to men over 40?
I don't know.
I don't date men over 40.
I mean, as a man over 40, it's going to change everything.
Who raised you?
Who raised you?
I don't know nothing about that.
You got to do your research on that one, though.
Tonight, TK Kirkland, Caroline's.
Make sure you get your tickets.
Caroline's.com.
Hosted by Charlemagne and me.
I'll be spinning.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Come watch the OG TK Kirkland.
That's right.
Well, it's the Breakfast Club.
We appreciate you joining us.
Always, family.
Always.
And I love you guys forever.
And may your pain be champagne.
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It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The Rumor Report.
Gossip.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's The Rumor Report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, Justin Bieber posted about taking pictures.
He said, if you happen to see me out somewhere,
know that I'm not going to take a picture.
I'm done taking pictures.
It has gotten to the point that people won't even say hi to me or recognize me as a human.
I feel like a zoo animal.
And I want to be able to keep my sanity.
I realize people will be disappointed, but I don't owe anybody a picture.
And people who say I bought your album know that you got my album and you got what you paid for, an album.
It doesn't say in fine print whenever you see me, you also get a photo.
He does know he's Justin Bieber.
That's whack.
But I'm not going to say it's all the way whack
simply because Justin Bieber causes riots.
Justin Bieber can't take just one picture.
Yeah, but...
Justin Bieber gets his car rushed.
Right.
But I wouldn't announce it if I was him.
But he put himself in that predicament.
He wanted to be a superstar.
So now that he's a superstar,
he has to take everything that comes with being a star.
Yeah, but you got to look out for the safety of other people.
Them little girls be safety of other people.
Them little girls be running each other over.
I wouldn't have announced it if I was him.
Sometimes people are just really rude, too.
No, I get it.
But these are fans.
They love you.
They support everything you do.
They buy your merchandise.
They buy your albums. You can't say, you bought my album.
That's what you paid for.
They follow you on Instagram.
If they say, hey, I'm a fan.
Can I get a picture?
How do you say no to a fan that supports you and follows you and does everything for you?
Yeah, but how do you say yes to a thousand fans outside of your hotel?
Well, you take a couple and then you move.
You take a couple and you move.
Running around your truck.
It's a little different for people.
I just wouldn't have announced it if I was him.
Yeah, his life is a little more.
You can't say no.
I'm not going to do it.
That's foul.
I just wouldn't have announced it.
But yes, it's a little different for people.
Or he could have said, listen, it's been really difficult with people treating me like a zoo animal.
As much as I want to take pictures with everybody, sometimes it's just not possible.
That's what he should have said.
You know, something like that.
Not, I'm not going to do it anymore.
That sounds crazy.
All right.
Now let's discuss Prince.
Apparently he was a fan of the show New Girl, and he actually made a guest appearance on the show back in 2014.
Now, interestingly enough, on Conan last night, Zoe Deschanel actually talks about a time that Prince, when he was on that episode, the Kardashians were also supposed to be on.
They were guest stars that same night, but Prince bumped them off. Check it out.
Someone was friends with some of the Kardashians and had made a phone call and they had kindly come on to shoot a little cameo part
where they were at Prince's party. I'm studying my lines and one of the PAs comes in and she's
like, I need all of the sides, which are, you know, the scripts. And I'm like, what is going
on? And I walk outside and she has like a bonfire. She's burning all the scripts and the call sheets.
And it turns out that someone from Prince's camp said,
like, who are the celebrities?
I hope it's not a Kardashian.
Wow.
Well, I guess that appearance didn't happen.
If you guys remember, Kim Kardashian actually got on stage and started dancing with Prince.
Trying to dance.
Yeah, I don't think he knew it was her.
If you remember, he made her get off the stage.
Check it out. Get off the stage. Trying to dance. Yeah, I don't think he knew it was her. If you remember, he made her get off the stage. Check it out.
Get off the stage!
That's right. You're lucky Prince
didn't make you disappear. Alright? Prince,
no magic. He could have sawed you in half and not put you back
together. Alright, now,
Azealia Banks yesterday was getting
into it on Twitter. I guess it
all started off with Zayn. She had some issues with him
saying that he was copying her
in his videos. And then
Sky Jackson actually joined in.
She's 14 years old, right?
And we all know her from that meme.
But we also
know her from being on Disney.
Now Sky had just tweeted,
Azealia Banks needs to simmer down a little. She didn't even
at her or anything. And Azealia saw it. She said,
and you need to grow some hips and start
your menses. Stay in a child's place.
She said,
when a no-hip having 14-year-old
has more class.
Oh.
Then Sky tweeted,
Azealia said,
when a no-hip having 14-year-old
has more class
and you worry about your career,
get one.
I pray to my daughter
I don't have hips at 14.
Please, God.
And then Azealia Banks went on to say,
your mom's been pimping you out
to Disney since you were a little girl.
Let's see what you end up like
at 21. Bye. Sky said, you out to Disney since you were a little girl. Let's see what you end up like at 21.
Bye.
Skye said, you got dissed by a One Direction.
How miserable can your life be?
Now have several seats, Azalea stinks.
And I'm sure my mom did a way better job than yours did.
You give black women a bad name.
I'll be praying for you.
I had a career before Disney, and I'm sure I will after.
And I know I won't turn out like you, bitter and miserable.
Fix your life.
You read all this stuff?
I did. I looked at it. And I'm trying to give
you guys a little, this is not everything.
This is just a summary.
I'm not going to lie. When I first saw it, I was like, why would
Azealia Banks even go at her? But then
you know, you jump in the fire
because she was not going at her.
You jump in the fire. All she did was say
Azealia Banks needs to simmer down. She didn't
at her. That's jumping in the fire. Leave people alone. That is jumping in the fire. And she's 14. That's jumping in the fire. All she did was say Azealia Banks needs to simmer down. She didn't at her. That's jumping in the fire.
Leave people alone.
That is jumping in the fire.
And she's 14.
That's jumping in the fire.
That is jumping in the fire.
That's jumping in the fire.
At first, I was like, Azealia Banks is wrong.
But now you see.
No, Azealia said way too much.
I mean, she did go a little too far.
But you jumped in the fire.
You can't run and say, OK, I'm only 14.
Keep your ass out of grown people's business.
She didn't say I'm only 14.
She should have said, I'm only the radio guy.
She should have said, I'm only the radio guy. Somebody tweeted
and told Azealia
you were supposed
to be on Gaga
and Rihanna's albums.
You were supposed
to have a bigger career
than Nicki Minaj
or even Lil' Kim.
And Azealia responded
Gaga is over.
Rih's been effed
in every hole
and discarded.
Now that Nia's
something Kim dry,
nothing left
for her to steal.
Hey man,
drop on a clues bomb
for Azealia Banks
because Azealia Banks goes on these rants every two days
and y'all feed into it every single time.
Then she was supposed to be headlining a festival in the U.K.,
and then she started tweeting, this just happened,
U.K. producers are fired, U.K. rappers, nope, the U.K. really can't rap,
though U.K. rap is just a disgrace to rap culture in general.
Rap, hip-hop culture is American in its
purest form. UK rappers never have
swag. It's always forced.
And some of the people in the
UK that were supposed to go to that concert
she was headlining then started hitting
up the promoters and they cancelled her.
Alright, don't think London's soft now.
They'll run up on you and stab you in the chest quick in London.
In a second. May not be pistols like that, but they will top boy you in the stomach.
So this just happened like 15 minutes ago.
You better act like you've seen Top Boy, damn it.
And that is your rumor report.
I'm Angela Yee.
All right, Miss Yee.
Charlamagne, who you giving that down?
I really don't know.
I'm processing it in my mind right now.
I have a direction I want to go, but it's just so much,
so many different things coming at me from so many different places.
I think I know where I want to go.
Give us a hint.
Can we get a tease?
How do you say murderer in Spanish?
Murderero.
How do you say abortion?
Abortional.
I don't know.
Okay.
You're on that one.
La abortion.
It would be L?
Would it be L?
I don't know.
You know what?
We need some Spanish people in here.
We need some real gay people in here.
I am tired of this.
Oh, you could have looked it up online.
Google it.
You could have Googled it, right.
We got time.
Google abortion for me.
How do you say abortion in Spanish?
Murder abortion.
Aborto.
Aborto.
I was right.
It's close.
Drop one of those bombs for me.
I said aborto.
You said la.
I said that second.
That's a person's name.
Yes.
We'll talk about it.
All right.
When we come back, keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Come on in.
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
Donkeys of the Day at Jungle Bay.
I'm a Democrat, so being Donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed question.
So like a donkey.
Hee-haw.
Donkey of the Day.
The Breakfast Club, bitches.
Now, I've been called a lot in my
23 years, but donkey of the day is a
new one.
All right. Donkey of the day for Wednesday, May 11th.
And my whole timeline is filled with people telling me
to give Azalea Banks donkey of the day for what?
That's Azalea being Azalea.
That's what she does. She Twitter beefs with people and y'all eat it
up all the time. Whatever. And Kevin
McCall, I can't figure out why he should get
donkey of the day either because he's running around here looking to hand out fades
to the waffle-colored Negroes of the world.
Like Chris Brown.
What's wrong with that?
Hey, hey, hey.
You want your fade, too, don't you?
He did want my fade.
Oh, he seriously did?
Drop one of the clues, Bob.
I think he was kidding.
Kevin McCall, he was joking.
I was about to call him last night, too.
He's going crazy.
He's just trying to bring some justice to the world.
He's definitely bringing justice to the world.
And slap up a couple khaki-colored Negroes.
Hey, stop with the
khaki-colored Negroes.
And this Nicki Minaj
and Safaree situation,
that's still cooking.
Man, let's give that
one a minute.
A donkey will be developing
from that situation real soon.
Just everybody fall back.
Let's be easy.
There's other people
who deserve the credit
for being stupid this morning,
like this 17-year-old
Long Beach boy
who allegedly solicited help
from two female teens
to repeatedly assault his pregnant girlfriend in hopes of forcing her to miscarry.
Let's go to KTLA for the report.
17-year-old Angel Contreras and his two accomplices,
Claudia Rodriguez and Candy Patricio, are charged today with six felonies.
Contreras is accused of enlisting the two to assault his pregnant girlfriend
in an
attempt to force her to miscarry her baby. We're told they tried to assault her twice, the first
time in March by punching her in the stomach and another time at three weeks later as she got off
a bus. The victim and her unborn baby are doing okay. The teens are expected to be arraigned at
the end of this month. At least two of them are being held on $4 million bail each.
Oh, it's real in this world.
Angel Contreras, Claudia Rodriguez, and Candy, what do you call it, Patricio,
facing six felony counts, okay?
Did you hear what they said?
The two women ran up on Angel's girlfriend and punched her in the stomach
as she was walking home.
When that homemade abortion didn't work,
they tried to run up on her again less than three weeks later.
Okay, the unidentified girl was attacked as she exited a bus.
That's terrible.
Rodriguez and Patrizio unsuccessfully tried to drag the victim into a car,
but a witness prevented the girlfriend from being kidnapped.
Now, let me tell you how grimy this angel dude is.
He was on the bus with his girlfriend, allegedly,
and alerted the two goons to their location
so the woman could catch his pregnant girlfriend's fate in hopes of killing the baby.
Now, all three of these savage stooges are scheduled to be arranged Monday,
but the hearing was postponed to tell May 31st, like you just heard.
The DA's office did not provide any information on the health of the victim or her fetus.
I just want to put this in perspective, all right?
T.K. Kirkland was here last hour, and he said this about you women out here mismanaging your poom pooms.
There's something to this.
Let's hear it.
I saw a girl pregnant on the bus stop.
I'm like, who raised you?
You letting a guy that got no car sex you down and impregnate you,
and you're on the bus?
Yo, this is insane, fam.
So we want to encourage our men to step their game up.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, especially you young girls.
You're out here mismanaging your vaginas, letting these little dirty ass scumbags shoot your club up,
breeding with any and everybody.
And then when you end up with a body in your box after a man shoots your club up, you're stuck, pregnant,
got to raise this kid for the rest of your life and got to deal with lame ass dudes like this Angel guy.
All Angel had to do was pay for an abortion
if he didn't want the baby.
Even though technically it's not, you know, his choice.
That's a conversation y'all should have had together.
But I'm sure if you would have just sat this young lady down
and told her, hey look,
I'm scum. I'm not ready to be a father.
I'm a loser. I don't want this baby.
And if you don't have an abortion, I'm going to
get two of my homegirls and try to beat the baby out of you.
I'm sure if you would have had that conversation with her she would have obliged, if you don't have an abortion, I'm going to get two of my homegirls to try to beat the baby out of you. I'm sure if you would have had that conversation with her, she would have obliged,
but you didn't even give her that choice. Okay. The price of an abortion in Long Beach is $400.
I Googled it and it's not a shortage of Planned Parenthood clinics in Long Beach. So I really
don't know, Angel, what the F is on your mind? And where are the two young ladies' fathers
that you were able to brainwash into carrying this BS out?
Claudia and Candy, why?
When a man comes to you and asks you to commit any crime, you should tell him, hell no, we won't go.
Okay?
In fact, as a woman, if a man comes to you and tells you to do something like this to another woman,
I want you to go beat this woman up and cause her to miscarry, you should go tell the police immediately.
Okay?
Just on the script of being a woman. Because this could easily
be you one day, alright? You reap what you sow.
Karma comes back to you hard. And trust me when I tell you
that two counts of conspiracy to commit murder,
one count each of kidnapping and assault by
means of force, those felonies, those
are just the beginning. Angel, you're like 17
now, we'll probably see you again when
you're 40-something. And Claudia
Rodriguez and Candy Patricio, we'll probably see you again when you're 40-something. And Claudia Rodriguez and Candy
Patricio, you'll be starring
in Orange is the New Black Seasons 5-2-20.
Okay? You'll be working
in the kitchen, smuggling Goya in to
season up the mystery soup. Okay?
And you three donkeys deserve every bit
of the time you get. Alright? Please give
Claudia Rodriguez, Candy Patricio,
and Angel Contreras
the biggest hee-haw, please.
The hell is the world coming to?
Your Spanish sucks.
Horrible.
First of all, that's not my pronunciation of Spanish.
Names suck.
My Spanish doesn't suck because I don't even know Spanish for it to suck.
We know.
All right.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.
People are sick.
People, exactly.
Just reiterates that. All right. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey of a day. Sick. People, exactly. Just reiterates that.
All right.
Now, when we come back, ask Yee if you need advice, relationship advice.
Call Yee right now, 800-585-1051.
We'll put you live on the air and she'll help you with your problems.
Again, the number is 800-585-1051.
Here's Chris Brown.
It's back to sleep.
Mr. Breakfast Club, good morning.
That was Notorious B.I.G. with Juicy.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club, of course.
Now it's time for Ask Yee.
If you need relationship advice or any type of advice,
you can call Yee right now.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, I'm Patterson.
Yo, what's your question for Yee, bro?
Yo, so I'm engaged right now.
I've been with my fiance for like three years.
Congratulations.
Yes. Thank you. bro yo so i'm engaged right now i've been with my fiance for like three years congratulations yes thank you but my issue is i had an old thing that i used to want to talk to back in the day
and i met up with her she actually took my job and i was training her and kind of hit it off and
we kind of been talking and messing with each other since then and i'm torn because it's like
i love my fiance and whatnot, but, you know,
I always wanted to talk to this girl, and we've been kicking it for a minute.
She knows about my situation, but she's still willing to be there.
But I don't know if I should, like, pursue that and leave,
or I'm so much invested, and I just don't know what to do.
Well, right now, it definitely doesn't sound like you're ready to get married
if you're messing with somebody else and you're having these type of feelings.
Let's be honest.
Why are you getting married?
Right, and that's the thing.
Because I felt like everything was good
until I kind of had something that I never had.
So I'm questioning it.
But then I'm like, should I even pursue it with her?
Because what if she feels like I'm going to do what I did to my fiancé to her?
And what if that relationship don't work because she got doubt?
I think first and foremost, out of fairness to your fiance who has no idea what's going on,
you need to let her know that you guys are not going to be getting married on this date anymore
and see how she feels about that.
But you cannot get married now.
And whether or not this situation works out with the other women,
you're saying that you have stronger feelings for this new woman,
or is it because new is exciting?
And that's the thing.
I don't know.
But I do know that she does things.
She makes me show ways that my fiancé don't.
Like, we kick it.
Like, we've spent the night together.
It's just like it's a certain type of feeling that I have with her
that I don't have with my fiancé.
All right.
I think you owe it to your fiancé to, first of all,
at least break things off with her
and let her know
that you're not getting married
because it's not fair to her.
Do you think I should pursue her
with the other chick?
If that's where your heart
is telling you to go
and you want to break up
with your fiance
and you're willing
to never be with her again
and sacrifice that,
then...
See, I don't want to sacrifice that
because, you know, like...
But this is how I really feel.
I feel right now,
you don't know.
You don't know if you love the fact
that it's somebody you always wanted,
so you're excited.
It's something new.
It's something different.
You're not 100% sure.
I'm saying that right now
you're torn between two different women.
Let the woman who is supposed to be your fiancé,
let her go,
and then you have to figure it out from there.
Nobody knows what's going to happen after that.
Maybe this girl on the side
won't even want to be with you
once you leave your fiancé. Maybe it's not an option. Maybe she's the side won't even want to be with you once you leave your fiancé.
Maybe it's not an option. Maybe she's going to feel like,
wow, I can't believe you left your fiancé. I was really
happy just being your side chick. Now there's
too much pressure on me. You don't know what's going to
happen. Maybe she'll feel like, I don't even trust
you now seeing what you did to your fiancé.
Right, and that's my issue.
So I feel like I should just stay where I'm
at and just let it go.
But then it kind of eats me up.
You're definitely not ready to get married.
Right.
So I can't say what's going to happen in the future,
but what I can say is you are not ready to get married.
You owe it to your fiancé to break things off now
so that you're not leading her on,
because if she finds this out later,
it will be absolutely devastating for her.
So at least put her feelings in the mix somewhere in all of this.
I'm not saying that you should tell her that you've been cheating,
but at least let her know that you don't feel that you're ready to get married.
So maybe you'll revisit that later.
But you need to work some things out within yourself, okay?
All right, thank you.
Good luck, bro.
Man, that hurts.
I hope she doesn't listen.
Ask Yee, 800-585-1051 if you need relationship advice.
Call Yee right now.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
That was Bryson Tiller with Don't Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
We're in the middle of Ask Yee.
Hello, who's this?
Oh, Valerie.
Hey, Valerie.
What's your question for Yee?
Oh, well, I talked to this guy, right,
and we've been talking long enough since, like, the 10th grade,
but I'm a senior in high school, so, you know, I'm young,
but we've just been, like, arguing a lot,
but then we, like, been friends again,
and, like, I don't know if we should still keep this going
because we're going to college this year.
We're graduating next year.
What kind of things are you guys arguing about?
I mean, you're pretty young.
Yeah, exactly. But, like, we
argue over, like,
like, last night, we argued because
like, we both act just
alike. Like, his attitude is just like my attitude.
We both have bad attitudes. So, we just argue
over, like, our attitude.
And if I say my favorite color is pink, he'll say no, it's not as green. You know,. So we just argue over, take it so it's like our attitude. And if I say my favorite color is pink,
he'll say, no, it's not as green.
You know, like we just argue over stupid stuff.
So it seems like you both are very stubborn.
Yeah.
Nobody ever wants to admit that they're wrong
or nobody ever wants to say,
okay, why are we even arguing about this?
Nobody wants to be the bigger person.
Two holes.
Yeah.
And you guys are young.
Well, I think sometimes you have to realize
that people do argue all the time,
but some of these arguments are futile.
So what you need to do is when you argue, there's certain key words you shouldn't be using.
Don't ever use the words never and don't ever say you always.
They say don't use the words never and always in an argument.
And sometimes it's just better to say, okay, you know what?
I don't even want to argue about this with you.
Why don't we both just take a time out and come back together later on?
But you guys are both going to different colleges.
Yeah, we're going to be like nine hours away.
I'm going to Bethune-Cumming, Daytona Beach, Florida.
He's going to Alabama A&M.
Right.
And you're arguing all the time.
Are you more happy or unhappy in your relationship?
Like, I'm happy when we're both happy.
When we don't argue, I'm happy.
But, okay, percentage-wise, how often
do you argue?
Probably about 60%
of the time. See, that's not good.
No, it's not. Right.
But it's like, we're just, like, so
stuck on each other, though. Right, and I
get it. It's what we call puppy love. You guys
are young, in love, high school,
about to leave to go to college. You don't want
to let him go. You don't want somebody else to
be with him. You don't want him to like somebody else.
He doesn't want you to like somebody else.
Things might end up happening, but in
general, you guys want to make sure that y'all still
remain cool with each other no matter what.
So if that means that you have to lead by
example and be the bigger person sometimes,
then you need to do that. And when
you guys are getting along and are in a good space, you need to do that. And when you guys are getting along
and are in a good space,
you need to let him know the things that he does
that bother you so that you can both agree to work in it.
Admit that you have faults
and then let him discuss his faults
and figure out together how y'all can improve.
Okay.
Okay?
All right.
And congratulations on getting into college.
Thank you.
All right.
Have a good day.
You too, now, Mama.
800-585-1051.
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Some people really end up marrying their high school boyfriend or girlfriend, right, Envy?
My high school sweetheart, yep.
I've been with my wife since 16.
Me too.
Me and my wife have been together since 98.
I've been in that vagina since 98.
All right.
Took me a little longer than a year, but.
You know, so some people.
Well, no, no, you know what?
I didn't smash in 98, but I started kicking it with her in 98.
Yeah.
But I've been swimming in that vagina for a long time.
Me too.
Right.
So your high school love could end up being somebody you're with for the rest of your
life.
You never know.
Absolutely, man.
Once you let a girl stick a finger in your butt, you got to marry her.
Never mind.
All right.
We got rumors coming up.
Yes, we are going to talk about Rick Ross.
Now, he was being threatened by some alleged gang members,
and we'll tell you what happened with that.
Also, Selena Gomez was caught making out in Vegas.
We'll tell you with who.
It's a little weird because it seems like he has a girlfriend.
Oh, boy.
All right.
All that and more.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
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All the gossip.
Gossip.
The Rumor Report.
Gossip.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's the Rumor Report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, just last week, federal authorities had announced the indictments of nearly 50
alleged gang members.
32 of these people were charged in a Georgia indictment, another 16 in Memphis, Tennessee. What they are
saying is members of the Gangster Disciples
were behind numerous crimes including murder,
attempted murder, robberies, extortion
and drug dealing. Baum was
denied for several of those alleged
leaders of that gang just
Monday morning. Now Rick Ross
was also indicted. He's named in the indictment
also. He was indicted? All of
this is because of him being threatened by alleged gang members
in a video that was uploaded to YouTube a couple years ago.
Check it out.
We had security on you, G.
We ain't gonna release this pressure off your ass until you release this check.
Period.
Period.
When we drop this on the YouTube world, Star,
you're gonna see a whole following of this shit, Rick.
And get your lyrics up.
Maybach, Meek Mills, everybody, G.
None personal, but tell your boss, man,
you got to get that check, boy, because y'all in trouble.
GD Funk.
GD Boat.
Maybach, kill a nigga.
So hold on, they used that against him in court?
Yes.
Good.
Drop one of Clues bombs for that.
I think anybody who does criminal things on video
and threatens people on video in that manner
should all have charges pressed against them.
So why was Rawson at it?
Well, I guess because the threats were against him,
so maybe they want to, I don't know,
question him about that as well.
Now, according to some of their supporters,
they clothe and feed the hungry, they have literacy programs,
they're about positive things for the community,
and they're not gangbangers.
Yeah, but all that cyber-crippin' and broadband bloodin',
how can you say that in court, but then they got a video
of you doing that?
Like, stop puttin' your crimes online.
Stop it.
All right, Ja Rule was very upset.
He was performing at Harris Pool
after dark in Atlantic City,
and somebody threw a beer can at him.
Hit him right on his head.
Yes.
How mad would you be if you were performing?
Well, this is what Ja Rule did.
Who do that?
Whoever threw a party like that
could see the mother-bitch blow up here. Who do, who do? They got a thousand dollars Ja Rule did.
He offered $1,000, found the person that threw it, and smacked him.
Drop one of Clues Bomb for Ja Rule out here,
hand-delivering Michael Jordan crying face memes on site.
But the guy walked to the stage like, yeah, do it, and so he did it.
Yeah, because people think it's a game out here.
Let's tell Ja Rule, got to put the smack down on him. Also, that guy was under pressure, let's be clear.
He offered $1,000.
There's no way I'm going to walk to the stage.
You think it's all good because I'm up here doing Always on Time and put it on me?
I would run out the other way.
Ja slapped the ish out of him, too.
It's a murder.
Ja Rule got pent up aggression
that he's been wanting to unleash for a long time.
Y'all keep playing with Ja like it's sweet out here.
All right, Prince allegedly has a biological son,
according to the alleged son.
Carlin Q. Williams in Missouri.
He's 39 years old, and he said his mom met Prince
in the lobby of the Crown Center Hotel in Kansas City
back in July of 76.
She said that she drank wine with him, checked into her room,
and had unprotected sex.
I can see that.
Right.
I can totally understand why she would do something like that.
He's in jail right now, though, for gun possession.
Oh, that's his fault.
Should have been out so you could have been Prince's son.
So we'll see what happens.
And they are taking Prince's DNA.
So I guess we'll see if all of these allegations, any of them, come true.
Now, Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez were spotted in the club together.
They were all over each other, hugging, all of that.
They spent a solid hour together, according to sources.
There were tons of security in front of her table.
It was just the two of them.
Her friends were on the dance floor.
They were talking very closely.
Now, Orlando Bloom is supposedly dating Katy Perry.
Orlando Bloom?
Hold on.
Who's the guy that used to be on Asshole Raven that be posting all them stupid videos?
That is not Orlando Bloom.
Who is that?
Orlando Jones, I think.
I'm about to say.
I'm like, how the hell he go from looking like a broke Teddy Graham to freaking dating Selena Gomez and Katy Perry?
Now, if you remember, Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber had actually had some words exchanged.
Justin Bieber swang on him.
Remember that?
Happened like a year ago, I think it was.
Okay.
That's Orlando Bloom.
Yeah.
That's Orlando Bloom.
Okay.
Got it.
All right.
Well, that is your rumor report.
And I don't know if y'all saw this, but they're saying that Toni Braxton is dating Birdman.
I've seen that.
And that they've been dating for quite some time now,
and it's been under wraps,
but they just recently were together.
I'll put some respect on that.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Suit the Colbert's band last night, too.
John Batiste.
When I walked out, they was playing
Put Some Respect On It.
Yes.
All right.
Drop one of Clues Bombs for them, damn it.
Okay.
Well, that is your rumor report.
I'm Angela Yee.
All right, Miss Yee.
Now, when we come back, we've got the People's Choice Mix.
Shout out to our family at Revolt.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Everybody else, hit me up with your requests.
At DJ Envy, 800-585-1051.
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