The Breakfast Club - Woman Crashes Car Into Popeyes After Her Order Was Missing Biscuits

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

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Alright boys, Donkey up the deep Donkey up the deep Donkey up the deep Donkey up the deep Damn, the hee haw again? It's time for Donkey of the day I ain't trying to be Donkey of the day no more They should be embarrassed by what they already did

I'm not making new people do these things It's called Donkey of the day and It really caught me off guard Damn, Solomon, who got the Donkey of the day today? Okay, Taylor. Drop on the clues box for Taylor putting together new Donkey of the Day intros. Okay.

Donkey of the Day for Friday, February 24th goes to Belinda H. Miller of Augusta, Georgia. Belinda is 50 years old. Grown woman. Seasoned. Okay. Knows what she wants and how she wants it. And if she doesn't get it, I'm sure she's not happy about it and i totally understand okay what you kids don't realize is those of us born in the 1900s grew up on the burger king slogan have it your way okay yes long before the migos

and drake were having their way we were having ours and that's really a slogan that applies to more than just burger king okay when you go to fast food restaurants you want what you want and anything else is uncivilized okay word, word to Charles Barkley in the right guard commercials from the 1900s. But it's certain things you expect from certain fast food restaurants. When you go to Chick-fil-A, you expect immaculate service and for your order to be absolutely correct. So imagine going to Chick-fil-A and ordering a four piece chicken strips with a large waffle fry and Polynesian sauce heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce heavy on the Polynesian sauce. But imagine the disappointment one would feel if they forgot the Polynesian sauce. OK, you a mile up the road, got to get back off the highway

bus or U-turn to get back to Chick-fil-A to get to the Polynesian sauce because you can't even eat the chicken strips without the Polynesian sauce. That's high level FFD. Y'all know what FFD is, right? Fast food disappointment. OK, FFD is one of the worst things one can experience because most of the time when we're ordering fast food, we're doing it on the go. And it's comfort food and we want to be comforted. And when the things we want for comfort aren't provided, how can we not be disappointed? McDonald's ice cream machine being broke, FFD. Wendy's fries not hot after saying you want fresh hot fries, FFD. Krispy Kreme hot and now light, not on when you pull up to it, FFD when these fries not hot after saying you want fresh hot fries. FFD crispy cream hot and now light not on when you pull up to it.

FFD. But Belinda Miller. What Belinda Miller went through is high level FFD. The kind of FFD that one might need some therapy for later. See Jamel. I know that you have a affinity for Popeyes, right? I love Popeyes. Let me ask you a question.

What's your go-to Popeyes order? Three piece spicy. Red beans ask you a question. What's your go-to Popeye's order? Three piece, spicy, red beans and rice, Dr. Pepper. That's the go-to. Yeah. So what could be missing

from that order that would disappoint you? Okay, so I'm not a sauce person. So when you were laying that out, I definitely understand fast food disappointment.

Like I eat my chicken strips or chicken nuggets or, you know, chicken tenders no sauce jesus christ so i wouldn't have been disappointed at all i'd have been like oh cool i'm the same no sauce on my my nuggets or no sauce chicken fingers either y'all should never be allowed to own a firearm what why don't you sauce no no wow unless it's chick-fil-a chick-fil-a all day but outside of that man no no sauce nothing wow it's a little salt-A It's Chick-fil-A all day But outside of that Nah no sauce nothing

Wow Just a little salt and pepper Yeah that's it Like fries no ketchup I just need salt Yeah I'm the same way Fries no ketchup Just salt and pepper

Well let's go to Let's go to ABC6 For the report please To see what kind of Although the woman Is arrested and accused Of driving her car Into a restaurant

Belinda Miller Was arrested today For allegedly ramming Her SUV through the wall Of Popeyes On Walton Way. Investigators say the 50-year-old continued driving her vehicle through the doors of the building and did not stop until debris blocked her from moving further. No one was hurt, but a woman inside the restaurant was almost hit.

Belinda Miller is charged with aggravated assault and first degree criminal damage to property. Now, I know the audio wasn't the best, but belinda ran her car into a popeyes you know why she ran her car into a popeyes because they forgot her biscuits that is the item that would lead to major ffd see see you got to hear both sides because as that story was being played i was thinking i bet it's a reason and i bet it's a good one i was like i need to hear both sides of this They forgot her biscuits You forget the biscuit Listen It's gonna be a problem

You can't forget the biscuit You got one job That's what I'm saying Don't forget the biscuit I've been really doing my best In 2023 Not to say the N word anymore Okay

Been trying not to call people Of any race the N word I just wanna eliminate The N word From all my timelines And every multiverse That I exist in But When niggas nigg On this level of niggas you must allow me an exception okay there's a

reason that i have historically called this establishment popeyes chicken and nigga cookies okay see the popeyes biscuit is proof that a lot of black people don't really want the peace they say they want all right the popeyes biscuit is proof that we might be gluttonous for punishment because as i've gotten older i've come to the conclusion that the popeyes biscuit is proof that we might be gluttonous for punishment because as I've gotten older I've come to the conclusion that the Popeyes biscuit is overrated. Fight me. Oh, I will fight you. Let's go. Let's grab right now. Chick-fil-A biscuits with their breakfast sandwiches

are better. KFC biscuits are better. No. And Bojangles. Bojangles now. Bojangles. Bojangles, you right. Bojangles, you right. Bojangles chicken biscuit. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Manna from heaven. That Boberry biscuit. Come on right. Bojangles, you're right. The Bojangles chicken biscuit? Yes. That's what I'm saying. Manna from heaven. That blueberry biscuit? Come on now.

Absolute fire. Washing Popeye's on every level. Okay, the Popeye's biscuit is a weapon. All right, that's what it is. Now you're being disrespectful. No, let it sit for a day and then throw that blood object at somebody. Why would you let it sit for a day? That's your first problem.

Well, don't even let it sit. Just take it right out the box and throw it at somebody's head. If you hit the person in the head you're gonna get arrested for murder because they gonna die i now feel very vindicated over my no sauce tape because that's one of the worst food takes i've ever heard listen them biscuits are overrated okay and if you miss the person that you threw the biscuit at when that hard-ass nigga cookie shatters the window you're gonna get arrested for assaulting battery with intent to kill okay the popeyes biscuit is a weapon of mass destruction.

Don't believe me? Eat it with no drink. I bet you never ate it with no drink, Jamel. Exactly. I bet y'all won't do that challenge on TikTok. Try to eat as many Popeye's biscuits as you can with no drink. I bet you can't just even eat one. I bet you can't. Really, the issue I have currently with Popeyes, they did this a while ago.

I need y'all to bring back the Cajun rice. They took it off the menu. And I'm upset about this. So Cajun rice hive, I need y'all to assemble because I want it brought back. Y'all brought, you know, McDonald's brought back that nasty ass McRib, right? Bring back Cajun rice. At Popeyes right now, tell them ban the biscuit and bring back Cajun rice. And I'm going to be honest with you.

What I think happened to Belinda, because there's a manager at Popeyes, when you read the story, she told police that before the crash, the mistake was corrected. And Belinda got her biscuits, but she was still unhappy. I got a theory that Belinda got her biscuits, but she forgot her drink. And she was actually choking on a nigga cookie, lost control of her SUV, and that's how she ended up crashing into the Popeyes. Either that, or you simply are what you eat wait Belinda was about to buy NBC is that what happened NBC stand for nigga biscuit cookie all right that's what I think happened Belinda was eating a nigga cookie and now because of that we have one of the most classic nigga moments in American history you're about

to experience a nigga***a moment. Webster defines the n***a moment as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical n***a to act in an illogical, self-destructive, i.e., like a n***a. Happy Black History Month, y'all. Please give Belinda H. Miller the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey Of the day You are the donkey

Of the day Yeehaw I learned a lot about y'all this morning Y'all don't like sauce with y'all chicken script Nope And y'all like Popeye's biscuits. I used to like Popeye's biscuits when I was childish. But you know.

You put away childish things. I put away childish things. I grew up. You know what I mean? Put the childish ways behind me. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes.

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