The Breakfast Club - Would You Date Someone With An Onlyfans?

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

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It's topic time. Pick up the phone, baby. Call 800-585-1051 to join in for the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Let's talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, we're talking about OnlyFans. Now, Lunel has an OnlyFans account.

Yes, he does. He's on there busting it open. It's Lunell Official. And Big Mac sent me the prices. I'll just tell them one if you want to subscribe. It's $9.99 a month. Yes, that's what I heard. I heard it was $10. $10 a month.

No, but Black Music, $9.99. They just rounded it up. Right. Or, you stupid. Or you can do the bundle. For three months, it'll save you $4. It's $26 for three months. What comes in the bundle, Lunell? You know, whatever you want so you'd be on there making requests like if somebody

requests i haven't done any requests okay but i did take a very a varied array of you know uh certain types of content except and you know the requests are really outlandish like the people only fans they're what they ask you for what's the craziest really outlandish. Like, the people on OnlyFans, they're... What'd they ask you for? What's the nastiest thing you got to ask for? What's the nastiest thing? Yeah. Oh, that somebody want me to poop in their mouth.

Oh, yeah, that's crazy. No, but I was going to do that, though. Why? How much they going to give you? Give me? You mean how much would I demand? Yeah, how much? I'd do that for free if it was the right way.

You are insane. No, I'm kidding. I don't know. I didn't entertain that question. Yeah, you a lady. You ain't gonna do nothing like that. I'm not gonna do nothing like that. And I saw two girls in a cup. And it damaged me for years. Remember that? Yes, it damaged me for years.

Envy, do you know about that? No, I don't. You know two girls in a cup? Two girls in a cup? What the hell is that? Never mind. The question is, would you date somebody know about that no I don't you know two girls in a cup what the hell is that never mind never mind never mind never mind okay well the question is would you date somebody that has an only fans absolutely and I joined the subscribe and look at all that before we went out on the second date okay Solovey hold on you said you did that no I said I would oh got you got you I don't judge

why could I I can't how could I judge I can't that's right you're right talking about how would you first of all I am married you know i mean happily married uh been with the same woman for 25 years so if she started make me sick if she y'all act like you ain't had no that gum like before we're just very good to hear black love that's great i'm just saying no fun if she That ain't no fun. If she started the OnlyFans... Don't go to dreams with Charlamagne

to DJ Eminem. You ain't gonna get no action. That's right. If she started the OnlyFans, I'm doing something wrong. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? Right. You know what I'm saying? What if she had one before you met her? I'd try to get her off the OnlyFans. Same way back in the day.

You could probably get her off the OnlyFans. Same way back in the day we tried to get women off the pole. I would say the same thing. Baby, you ain't got to do this. You ain't got to do this. You better do this. Ryan, a good man will make, because either you're only doing it for money, like me, or

you have a severe need to expose yourself and be loved and adored by masses. Like you. Like me. That's why it works out fine for me. But you can't, you know, I can't judge. I used to judge.

I used to be like, how can they do that? And then, you know, it's like... You start seeing that money rolling. Yeah,

and then it just starts getting, you know, the quest starts getting a little, they want a little bit more, then they want a little bit more. Next thing you know, you are with you, holding your elephant ears open. You know what's crazy though, Lunel? are holding your elephant ears open.

You know what's crazy though, Lunel? What? Your elephant ears open. Now I want to see. Now I really want to see. Why do you look like an elephant ear? Get the bundle, Charlamagne. $9.99, Charlamagne.

Get the bundle. Get the bundle. But it fits you because you got the Fenty deal now. You know what I mean? Yeah, if I was like, let's say, Sherri Shepherd, my dear, sweet, former Jehovah Witness Christian friend, and you don't have a nasty girl image, then that's way more shocking than somebody doing something like what I, you know. They down there expect me to do it. And I was never going to do it, but then I did it.

And then, you know, ka-ching. So I was like, oh, okay. Plus, I'm not ashamed of what my body parts look like at all i want to see them elephant is are they fried got a little cinnamon sugar why don't you subscribe we're playing hello who's this yeah don't do it to yourself dj now if you're would you marry Or date somebody That had an OnlyFans DJ No Why not

Did he say yeah He said no Well Well in general No I said no Nah in general I mean Well mine is mine right

Yeah absolutely So why we wanna Put our stuff out there For everybody else Yeah So if she had one Before you got together But you really loved The girl And you like She confessed to you and said, this is what I've been doing before I met you.

Would you make it to where she didn't have to do that no more? She's been able to be financially independent by doing that. Yeah, I thought so. Shut up. Hello. Who's this? Yo, this is Divine from Fayetteville, Fayette-Norman Place.

Hey, North Carolina, what's happening? Talk to us, brother. Would you date or marry somebody that had OnlyFans? Yo, I'd try to get my wife to do OnlyFans. Yo! I'm trying to tell you. What she said?

Everybody out here worry abouting about What somebody else Gonna think about Them in the s*** Yo You can put your feet On me and get pimped You see what I'm saying You ain't even

Gotta have your face in there So you pimping out Your wife You a pimp She didn't do that Yo I'll get on And put my ugly In s***

I put my feet On me And they ugly I don't think There's no ugly foot fetish, is there? Oh, yeah. There is? There's a market for everything. You probably right.

Wow. It's nasty. Now, I do have an OnlyFans, but I didn't create it. Word? But you didn't shut it down. What's it called? Two guys, one butt? What's it called?

Stop it, Charlamagne. Quit. You're not a stand-up. Listen. Well, wait a minute. But, Evie, you didn't shut it down, though. I don't know how to shut it down. How do you shut it down?

Oh, if we can find out how to operate this rig in here, I think you can find out how to shut down an OnlyFans that was not made by you. It's on my feet. I know what it is. I think it's really him, Luna. That's why you don't want to shut it down. You can get a shut down player. Black China just found Jesus and she said Black China

can find Jesus you can do it 585-1051 would you date or marry somebody we're the only fans let's talk about this the Breakfast Club

go on it's topic time call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got our guest host, Lunell here.

Now, we're asking, would you marry or date somebody with an OnlyFans? Now, Lunell has an OnlyFans. It's Lunell Official. You can subscribe right now. $9.99. $10. Thanks for the promo. When you go to her picture, what do you have on there?

Well. The picture I see is her laying down and them cheeks is out. It look good, too. Admit it. It do. It does. Thank you. It look great.

It does. What do I have on there? You know, various sundry poses and things. Are there naked photos? I wouldn't say naked. There are certain parts of me that are exposed. Now, let me ask you a question. Charlamagne told us one time you FaceTimed him by accident and you were naked.

Charlamagne. That is true. You was in the tub. That was between us. Oh. She's looking at the camera. Happily married man. She was like shocked.

And guess what, Envy? He didn't click off the phone either. I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Tell your wife about that one. I did. And then you kept saying Char. And then you were like, oh no. I don't know. Maybe I used to do a lot of that bathtub

stuff until I found out I could get paid for it. You said you had a friend in your phone whose name was Char something? Yeah, it. No, you said you had a friend in your phone whose name was Char something? Yeah, Char. And she's next to you. Yeah. And I hit the wrong button and I called you. Sorry. Sorry, not sorry.

Did you subscribe after that, Charlemagne? That was way before the OnlyFans. You had the OnlyFans then. He had OnlyFans personal. Anyway, people, check out my Netflix special coming up before the end of this year. Produced by Dave Chappelle. I'm going to be shouting, yo, she's in Oakland, California. I'm very proud, very excited.

And if you think these chuckles are fun, oh, just you wait. Marissa. Yes, sir. Good morning. Good morning. Would you date somebody with OnlyFans or marry somebody with an OnlyFans? I would most definitely because you can make content together and double the price. Hey! Bill Bill Bill!

I like the entrepreneur spirit. That's a progressive woman right there. Yeah. Thank you Marissa. Hello, who's this? Oh what's going on? Henry, how you doing? How you been?

What's your name? Apollo from heaven. Apollo, let's talk about it. Would you date a woman with OnlyFans? At first, it sounds real wild. It sounds real wild. So I like to say no, but it's tastefully. It has to have some taste to it.

It can't just be really ghetto done or... Right, right. It can't be brushed in a white open. She needs to be covered to a point. Oh, you ain't going to make no money playing her. She said you ain't going to make no money playing her. I ain't trying to make money I'm good at somebody

I'm good Yeah No what's Okay listen We all start off with that Romantic lingerie idea Yeah And then they say

I give you Three thousand dollars If you Show me those elephant ears Show me them elephant ears I want to see them elephant ears Now that That's a selling point right there Cause I like elephant ears Cause you think elephant ears. I want to see them elephant ears. That's a selling point right there.

Because I like elephant ears. Because you think elephant ears, you think the fair. I am so lost. What is an elephant ear? I don't know. You know what an elephant ear is? No. F***ing lips.

Oh. Wow. Okay. Lunell about to put up some elephant ear pictures later today. She's going to say, welcome to the fair. No, but you can see them. They're wrapped around a penis. What?

They said on the list of words you can say, I can say penis. Oh, you ain't on there having sex, is you? No, but... You got elephant ears wrapped around a penis

on your own penis? Yeah. What in the... You know what? What's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is subscribe to Lone L's Only Fans.

Okay? That's the moral of the story. Go subscribe. The bundle. Go get the bundle. Get moral of the story is subscribe to Lone Lone Lanes. Okay, that's the moral of the story. Go subscribe. The bundle. Go get the bundle. Yeah, get the bundle, everybody. Jesus Christ. Get the bundle.

It's a lot of fun. Now, curiosity got you. Look at that. Go see them elephant ears. I mean, you can listen. You could make up a fake name, call on the page and look, and just nobody will know. Elephant ears on the penis is crazy. Listen, the picture is... I can show you better than i can tell you you want to see

okay all right when we come back we got your rumor report you can look at the menu as long as you don't order anything i don't understand what the problem is big boy you grown you grown you didn't open up penthouse and playboys that's true i'm seeing vaginas of women that you don't know at least they know you right you know what i'm saying you've made people laugh yeah with that fantastic vagina who knew people love elephants she said your look like flapjack i said men love flapjacks they put some syrup on these babies and there you go. See?

Right. You can't insult me because I have no embarrassment zone. That's right. All right. Well, when we come back, we got your room report. We got to tell you about Magic Johnson. He put up six of Billy, and we'll tell you why when we come back. Don't move.

Why? You still like, you still like, like, like, you stuck on that military. And I'll be reading a scripture from the Reverend T.D. Jakes. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.