The Brilliant Idiots - 10 to 1 🤔?

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Head to Squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start this show. Hezzy! What's up? The Hezzi is hair. How was your weekend, man?

Man, it was good. You know what I thought about? I thought about how grateful people must be that they can come to this podcast for the most elite basketball takes. It's crazy, yo. That's not even our main thing. No, I was thinking that same shit. I'm with you, bro.

I was with you. I'm with you. I'll be watching ESPN and I watch first take. And it's like, yo, it's some good hot takes, you know what? NBA countdown is cool. But here? This is where you get the real shit. Here, dog.

This is how you stir up the internet. Come on, man. You get some other shit. You know, it's so funny, I was telling them before you walked in, you know, don't be surprised if you see a lot of NBA analysts taking our talking points. 100%. This is what always happened. number one, but also a lot of the new media personalities.

I can see them stealing our topics, you know what I'm saying? I can see it. I can totally see Draymond talking about this on his podcast, especially being that we're talking about this guy, right? He will agree with them. He should agree. If he doesn't, what does that mean? Is there a lack of loyalty over there?

Now. Or is his loyalty in the wrong place? Now, his loyalty with the Lakers. Now. Talk that shit. My top five is my top five. What's your bottom? I don't have a bottom five.

Come on. Kyle Larry. Kyle Lowry. Kyle Lowry, because you got that ass. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went just straight gay guys. You went actual basketball players.

Yo, who's your bottom five? John Lemon, Anderson Cooper. How do they're bottoms? Nah. You think they're tops? Tyler top. Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever, dude. I'm not trying to judge.

Happy Pride month. The only. I'm only sketchy about... No, I'm sticking to my... I was saying... Were you about to back off? No, no, no, no, no. It was going to be Michael Jordan, Kobe, Steph.

Right? Don't let them bully. No, no, I can care less. But the reason I'm sticking with Steph is because I've never seen anybody revolutionized the game of basketball like Steph has since Michael Jordan. Michael revolutionized the game of basketball

that way I never saw. Magic Johnson Revolution... Magic Johnson Revolution... a position. And then Shaq. Shaq. They changed the way the game, the defense is playing the game.

But see, you changed my mind on Shaq. Talk to me. You don't even remember your hot? You had, it wasn't even a hot thing. You was like, Shaq, uh, his physicality. There could only be one him. Like, nobody can duplicate what he does. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. You can try, attempt to duplicate what MJ does. Yeah. Steps effect on the game without a doubt. Yeah. But listen, Alan is one you sold me on. I'm like, oh shit. Because I always, I love AI, but I'm like,

You're right. Mad people came in the league playing like AI. Derek Roses, the Russell Westbrooks, Duane Wade, those guys were AI. But I almost feel like we're giving them too much heat right now. Like we already gave them a week of like super hot sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I almost feel like we're about to do it again.

Yeah, you're right. And really be like the lightning rod for sports culture and sports conversation once again. And everybody's just going to take from us. So they're going to take from us after the finals. Because, well, maybe even now because, you know, this is when things get slim. basketball time? Oh yeah, so now they need a hot time. That's where they come to us.

That's what I'm saying. What's called analytics? That's what I'm saying. You can't talk X's and O's. I'm saying. Like I watched them yesterday talking about Scotty Pippin. Just out here hating. Scotty's. I mean, you could put the ether beat behind that, bro. That was an insane face-to-camera

video. I've seen Michael Jordan play before I came to play with the Bulls. You guys seen him play. He was a horrible player. He was horrible to play with. He was all one-on-one. He's shooting bad shot And all of a sudden We become a team and we start winning

Everybody forgot who he was He think he us He saw brewing in his lap, He's like, what can I say? That's going to get the heat back on basketball people Because these guys are sucking all the air out of the fucking internet With air takes. You know what I mean?

Hey, go So I'm going to jump out here Hey, yo Fuck who's the best You're sucking air Is that what the Bulls cheerleaders did in the 90s? Probably. I wouldn't doubt.

They're with force. They suck that air with force. He's like, damn, girl, I'm going to name a sneaker after you. But Scotty was just hating. And Tim Legler said the real shit yesterday. He goes, look, man, there's certain things you can say that ruin all credibility. and literally that's one of

you saying Michael Jordan is a horrible player Is that say envy? Click on what's trending Click on it That's that's envy Uh oh That's my envy No no click on it

Stay with it, stay with it It's brilliant idiots Come on now We can move we can pivot It doesn't Okay That don't look Oh okay

Okay okay okay okay okay Okay. Oh, all right. They're talking about the, uh, we're recording this on a Tuesday, and so we just got back from vacation. Mm-hmm. And they're talking about the phone call with Gunplay threatened to slap Envy for mentioning his GoFundMe.

And then Envy spoke on Gunplay going off on him. God damn, Tell him I'm reading. Could you scroll back down, Taylor, game? Envy spoke on Gunplay going off on him for mentioning his daughter's GoFundMe on the breakfast club. How do y'all feel about it? In any point, did you hear me mention his wife or his child? No, and I was here.

Shalman, did you hear me mention his wife or child? No, but to be fair, let me finish. Okay. Let me finish. So I didn't mention his wife or child. And I didn't put the information about his goal from me. He did. I didn't let that cat out the bag.

He talked about it. It was something that was a story that was reported. Yeah. So I didn't talk about any of that. And when Gunplay called me, because he's a friend to the room, and he was upset at first, you could tell he was. was upset at first. So I'm like he's a friend. You know, like speaking to any friend that's upset. So I let him go. I let him vent.

And then we had a discussion. I said, if your wife was offended, that wasn't my intent. And you apologize. And I said, that's not my intent. I apologize. Which, which men should do. Right. Because I was like, you're a friend to the room and you felt the way we can have a discussion. Yeah. Now, the thing is, he ended the call there. Charlemagne, how long do we talk in the phone after? We talked about 10 minutes after. And you know, how was that, how was the conversation. The conversation was very, very cordial. We were talking about families. We were talking about how we first started. Talking about how to squash this issue between you and Ross.

And even how gunplay, you know, even though he's had his beefs and problems in the industry, he still was a friend to the room. He would come up and he would do all these things on the show. We laughed. We joked. We got off the phone positive. Yeah. Got off the phone positive.

Okay. So that's why he's training. Because everybody's having that conversation. How do you feel about that? What part? How do I feel about what? I think recording phone calls is whack. I don't like that at all.

Like I hate when people do that. There's somebody else did that. to me once before and it makes you not want to have phone conversations with anybody. With anybody. You know what I mean? It's just, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, if we're having a phone conversation

amongst each other, like, for somebody to record that and not tell you that they're recording it and then putting it out on the internet, that's like, regardless if I'm saying anything flagrant or not. Just don't do that. Why would you do that? Okay, question. Coming from Gunplay's perspective here, did he feel, and I didn't hear the entirety of what Envy said about the gofummi. But my understanding about what he said about the gofummi was,

you know, why is your man have to put up a gofummi? Why don't you take care of him? You're the biggest boss. Yes. This is your right-hand man. Why don't you help him? Was Gunplay upset that he exposed the fact that there was a gofummi for his daughter? Well, it could be.

Everybody knew something, because, I mean, I even donated to it and I reposted it. You know what I mean? So people knew. But I mean, listen, man, his. There's a thing. I don't even think that should have been, I don't think gunplay should have been bought into the conversation at all. And I get it.

Ross was bringing in a bunch of envy people. He's bringing him, you know, me and his family and everything. It's a vulnerable situation also with a kid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave it.

Like, that's just, that leaves too much room for error. Exactly. Leave that alone. Also, envy got kids, too. I'm sure he understands the sensitivity with that. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So, I mean, that part, I didn't agree with, I didn't agree with any of that. I mean, I say that while he's doing it, though. I'm like, yo, you're going too far. Just because I know where this can go. I understand how egos

work. And I understand how people, you know, play when it comes to their family. Like, you know what I'm saying? None of us want to be playing with our family. And we don't want nobody playing with his family. Gunplay don't want nobody playing with his family. And then when you got, you know, like Gunplay said his wife was crying.

So if the wife comes to you and like, why are they bringing us into this? Why are they mentioning us? I can see where, you know, there would be some issues. But if you apologized like a man, you know what I mean? He apologized on the phone. The gunplay is like a man. Gunplay said, I'll smack you.

If you said, we're going to fight. Talk, Chris, go. About me, my brother, what I had to do with anything, man, and my wife posting a go-fund me, man. What that? My baby was sick, man. She had a heart defect, my brother. Why has nothing to do with cars?

You know, I'll slap the shit out you, boy. I wasn't talking about your baby. No, you was. envy I slapped the envy for real. Envy, for real. You know I slapped the shit out of you, right? For that. You know that, right?

We ain't going all that. No, no, no, no. I want to be clear. I want to be clear here. You know I would slap the shit out of you about that, right? And then we can fight, but that's not the reason I'm saying that. Now, it ain't going to be a fight. It ain't going to be a fight.

No, it ain't going to be a fight, don't. But you did. But you did. Why did you bring me into that? Why did you bring me into that? I wasn't talking about you. Why did you bring me into that, Envy? And so I'll be wrong.

So I'll be wrong. I'll be wrong to handle my business then, right? What's your business? I'm having a conversation with you. If you feel like you're discussing, you're talking to me like, man. I'm like, no, whatever. And if you feel I did, I apologize.

That wasn't my intention. He goes, yeah, I thought that was handled really well. He goes, he goes, okay, then we could fight. But then he said, I apologize if you took it the wrong way. I thought that was great. He, like, he maintained his manhood. Yeah. He maintained his masculinity.

He didn't apologize. I had a fear. He was like, listen, if you want to take it there, we can take it there. But at the same time, I do apologize if you felt insulted or hurt by that. I loved it. Yeah, I thought he handled that right now. I thought he handled it great. But, you know, what Gunplay wanted was a public apology. Well, he got it. Now, now Envy doesn't have to publicly apologize because Gunplay made it public. Yeah. And what I told Gunplay, because this happened last. He might have got one if Gunplay didn't post that.

No, he was going to get it. This happened last Monday. Wow. Envy was in a rubble. Envy was in Aruba, and then I was in, I was actually in Fort Lauderdale for a day. Oh, so Gunplay is waiting for this public apology. Oh, my God. But I told Gunplay that, if you wasn't there.

Yeah, but this is, like, he's also got it. But he was still doing the show, so he's like, ah, you can still do the show. No, he didn't do the show. One day, I don't think he did the show like two days. I don't think he came, I think. But still, this is like, what is it called? Oh, my God. I don't know what the name of it is.

But basically when it's like every episode of Curvy Enthusiasm where like each party is thinking something else about the situation. Oh, got you. You know what I'm saying? Like nobody's on the same page. So Gunplay's going, you know, I was told I was going to get an apology, but nobody gave it to me. And look, they're recording.

Oh, wow. They think I'm a fool. They think they could just ignore me, right? And Envy's on vacation. But he's like, when I come back, I'm going to apologize to that brother because that's the right thing to do. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I said this last week when the day envy wasn't there,

I say, yo man, shout out the gunplay. Yeah. Shout out the Gunplay's family. You know, they were bought into this whole Rick Ross, NV thing. Which is unnecessary. That wasn't fair to them. Yeah. And I said, you know, me and Gunplay and NV had a phone conversation.

When NV comes back, we'll talk about it. You know what I mean? Because it's not my, I don't got to apologize for nothing. You know what I mean? So it's like, so Envy wasn't there. So we were waiting for NVie to come back. And I guess gunplay just couldn't wait no longer. Yeah.

You know? I don't like none of it. That's why I stand on it. Stop telling me to pick a fucking side. You know what I mean? There's no side to be picked. The side that I'm on is the side that don't want to see nobody get hurt. Yes.

There's the side that don't want to see nobody end up in some unnecessary bullshit. Especially my brother who I work with every day. You know what I'm saying? Who I've been working with for 13 years. My work husband. Yeah, this is a tricky one. The guzbin, as just hilarious calls us. Yeah.

Just is funny, man. She's ridiculous for no goddamn reason. Yeah. Okay? She calls us to guzbo. Yeah. That shit sounds crazy. Yeah.

Gusen sounds crazy. Gusen sounds like a motherfucker that can guzzle so much. That's what I was thinking too. Like, I mean, you just never stop. Never. Never. And the husband is just giving you unlimited semen down your throat. And you just never stop swallowing it.

You never get fooled. Come on. Feed me, see more. Feed me. It's June, son. Yeah. It's June, son. It's pride, brother.

Wow. I'm on brain. Don't you. Someone edited a dick in his hand. Someone edited a dick in his hand when he put his hand up in the air like that. Right. Damn. Yeah, this one's tricky, man.

I don't think it's tricky at all. I don't think everybody. Because envy is your guzman, right? Yeah. You want to support him. Gun play is dangerous. A known gun play in Rost him for years. Gun play is dangerous.

So you're like, I don't want to piss that guy off either. Yeah, this is a tricky one. I don't even, listen, for me, it's not even about pissing nobody off. We're all grown as fuck. I'll be 45 in June. Okay? Like everybody's well over 45 years old. 45, baby, my favorite president.

Let's go. Running back, baby. Oh, that's going to be crazy. If I say this is my Trump year. Let's go! Let's go! You know, I let it fly. I'm going to do that.

Forty-five, you got a lot of Trump year, yo. Say what you feel. Say what you feel on your. Trump year. My dude? Man, that'll be funny as shit. Now I gotta do it. You got it. You must do it. You have no other recourse

but to do it. It's your Trump year, you know? We gotta make 45 great again, bro. Man, that is funny as shit. But I don't remember the fuck we were talking about. I just know, oh, we're old. Gunplate, Ross, don't do anything crazy. Keep it funny. There are plenty of jokes to be had. No? And I've been trying to, you know,

I've been trying to get, and that was the thing about that phone call. The last 10 minutes was spent with us, like, you know, laughing and basically, like, trying to figure out how to get Ross and be back on the same thing. Aw. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you know. Bro. Oh, God. I hate, I don't want to see gunplay brought into this because I have such an affection for gunplay after his episode that we did with that.

It was one of the most iconic brilliant idiots episodes ever. This guy's life story. I mean, he needs, he needs a movie or something. Yeah. Gunplay don't want to be bought into it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Gunplay just cool it out on the sideline, mine his business, envious guy, Ross's guy, like, yo, leave me alone.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Now it's like, why? Like, all of this is just, it's just unnecessary. Like, every day is, every day something happens in this situation that's more and more unnecessary. And it leads me back to my original point, original statement from last week when it all started. Yeah.

Cut it out. It's going too far. Like, everybody, it's not even about cars no more. We're not talking about cars no more. We're not talking about cars. And because children came and went. We got another one in Houston on the 18th. But still.

Yeah. I don't know. Rossman is on the third this week. Weeker. If, yeah. If you beef during Pride Month, you gay. So. Let's keep that in mind.

If you want any beef, no for real. If you want any beef during Pride Month. Word up. Yeah, that's a good, yo, that's a goddamn good point. Kind of gay. I'm just saying, guys. You're craving beef during Pride Month. Put the beef down.

You got to put the beef down during Pride Month. You got to put the beef down. down. You are braving let the beef settle now. Let the beef settle now. If you get you. It is.

So guys, this is just a warning. We're recording this at the end of May. Right now it's still May. We're just letting you know come June if you're beefing

kind of wild. Kind of wild. It's kind of wild. Oh, man. It's kind of wild, bro. You know what else I was thinking about? Put the dicks down. Now salute to all them guys.

You know what else I was thinking about? What's that? Why do we insult dogs so much? Here we go. Here we go, guys. Here we go. Why? Here we go.

Why are dogs the target of so much unnecessary slander from women? Like calling each other bitch, you're saying? That's one, but I was thinking more of like, they call men who are no good. A dog. A dog. When dogs don't do nothing but be faithful and loving and loyal. Also, what's their favorite position, the style of what?

Doggies, that's what I'm saying, yo. Don't call me a dog unless you're trying to get this bone. That's all I'm seeing. Why do y'all, why, why do dogs get so much slander from women? And I had a conversation with a dog about this. They're our best friends. What? You did what?

I had a conversation with a dog about this. Okay. And the dogs. told me to come on the podcast and tell people to stop to stop slandering them unnecessarily because of how loyal they are. What type of dog was it? A shih Tzu. Really?

A fucking shih Tzu, yo. Straight up. And what exactly did the shih Tzu say? Exactly what I just say. Could you please explain to all your listeners how offensive it is to call no good cheating men dogs when all we do is be fucking loyal but can I be honest with you

what do dogs do dogs have loyalty in terms of their love but when they see another person they be kissing up on them when they see another dog they immediately go to the genitals sniff that asshole dogs are kind of philanderers but but but even when dogs

don't have other dogs around they'll just hump a pillow or something they don't you know what I mean they don't look for nothing else to fuck they kind of like us in that way Nah, bro. They kind of like that way. When a guy's horny, a guy tries to go find another woman. You know what I'm saying?

Or another guy, because it is probably. You know what I'm saying? But they go try to find another human. When do you ever just say, you know what I'm holliam? I'm going to go jack off and leaving alone? I mean, probably from age 11 to like 13, I was I was humping pillows and teddy bears. But when you got the flesh, when you got the women, when you got the women, it was all about how many women you could you could conquer.

I mean, yes, that you go through that stage of your, life. Yes. But I'm not going to lie. Sometimes during sex in my younger years, I was like, man, this girl's pretty awesome. But if she was made out of teddy bear, that would be. Nobody talks about that. Nobody talks about. I was watching the episode of Dave the other day, man, and it almost made me want to get a sex, though. Talk to me. Talk to me. It almost made me want to get a sex. What race would you get it? Dr. Umar is watching. Black, of course. Black. There we go. I would never let Dr. Umar down. I would never let Dr. Umar down. I would never let Dr. Umar down. By the way, Dr. Umar.

One of the most consistent. Just neither, bro. There's not a person alive more consistent than Dr. Omar. Wait, why is that? Play Dr. Umar's latest take on The Little Mermaid and Spider-Verse. Oh, look at that hat too. Always rep in the home team.

Philly, baby. Can somebody help me understand his new spider cartoon? I don't follow the cartoon. Spider-Man across the universe. Spider-Man across the universe. And he's buddy-hopping in the damn trailer I saw on YouTube. How the hell you're going to have a black superhero cartoon for our children? And he's lusting and thirsting over the skim milk in the damn trailer.

This is insane. How are you going to have a cartoon bunny hopping over the white girl in the cartoon? Lord have mercy. And then what is it? Little mermaid? They said Little mermaid is swimming in the milk. She is bunny hopping too. little mermaid got a snow puppy insane brothers and sisters i can come from we can't even have a cartoon

with black on black love we can't even have a cartoon with black on black love we can't even have a cartoon we can't even have a cartoon with black on black love is getting out of control is getting out of control it's getting out of control you ain't get to the best part we didn't get to the best part yet, Taylor. The best part comes. It's getting out of control. The best part coming. He's putting it together.

Little mermaid. Watch when you get this download. Spider-Man. Bunny hopping. She probably going to accuse him of smacking her too. Watch. He going to get locked up. I'm going to tell you what's going to happen. Spider-Man across the universe. She's going to accuse him a rake. And he's going to go to jail

and they're going to replace him with a white Spider-Man. Watch. That's what's going to. He's going to get accused of sexual harassment by the Snow Bunny. in the cartoon, he's going to go to jail and lose his spidey senses and they're going to replace him with a snow puppy. The new Spider-Man will be a snow puppy. That's what they're going to do.

That's what they're going to do. Little mermaid going to have his mixed-race child and he's going to go to court and take the damn mixed-race mermaid child from Little Mermaid. That's what she get for swimming in the skin. That's what she get for swimming in the skin. That's what she get for swimming in the skimber. for Secretary of Natural Hair. This guy.

This guy is unbelievable. The greatest of all time, and y'all going to show that man some respect. There's nobody more consistent. Dr. Umar does not believe in interracial relationships even in the goddamn multiverse. Dr. Umar doesn't feel like there is a world. It don't matter if it's Earth 616-818,

there should be no interracial relationship. What? so ever. Now, have you seen the Little Mermaid? No. Yeah, I saw I saw the original one. I never saw the original one. Okay, so break this one down. This is the Black Little Mermaid. It's not even a Black Little Mermaid. It's literally the Little Mermaid story. She just happened to be black. Like, there's no

race references at all. It's crazy. No, it's not. You say the Black, it's the Little Mermaid and she's a black actress. But when you say, nowadays, if you say it's the Black, such and such, and that means it's like, there's some blackness behind it. They don't make her super black. No, there's nothing about it. Nothing about her is black.

I mean, nothing about the story is rooted in blackness. I actually think they kind of dropped the ball a little bit because I'm like, well, man, how come they don't make this Little Mermaid be set in the Caribbean? Chabastin is from Jamaica randomly as fuck. You know what I'm saying? You got this Caribbean accent random as fuck. Like, it should have been, to me, based off like being off the coast of like some Caribbean island.

It feels like Europe or France or somewhere. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I have a theory outside a Little Mermaid. I don't think any live action animated movie is good.

Oh, so you didn't like the movie. I mean, it's not for me. I'm 40 fucking four years old. You know what I'm saying? It's actually is driven towards kids. But I just don't think live action movies based off animated films play well. Because there's so much that cartoon characters can do

that humans can't do, especially the animals. You know what I'm saying? Like the beauty of stuff like the Lion King and the Little Mermaid is watching flounder, watching Sebastian, watching tomorrow, watching film. It's just things that animals can't do in the live action movie. You know what I'm saying?

You can never make a hyena look less threatening. In a live action, you know what I'm saying? Like in a cartoon, it makes sense. I just don't like, I personally... You don't like the transition. I don't like animated films turned into live action movies. I don't like it. What about all the comics turned into live action movies?

That's different, though. The comic books. Like, to me, comic books are different. No point. That's cartoon. That's cartoon turned to live action. But I guess when you're reading it on the page, like a drawing is different than animation.

I will also say for the comics, A lot of the characters are at least in the ones that do very well. They're human already, pretty much. Yeah. X-Men did well with some, like, kind of almost not human. But it's not like, here's a talking wolf. And now I'm going to make it a person. You know what I mean?

And the facial expressions, like cartoon? I hear that, but that's a good point. Drawings are different than animation, to me. Yeah. We don't want to see animals. Is it anthropomorphize? Is that the word? Damn.

Anthropomorphic. Is that an LGBTQIA? Yeah. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that is, that is that.

Yeah, I just, that is that. Little Mermaid, I mean, listen, it just, it wasn't bad. It just, it's just one of those movies where it's like, if you kid asked some questions, you're going to be very lost. Because Ariel's father is white. But she looks like she could be mixed, but they don't show her mom. Her mom died. Her mom died?

Her mom died. From sickle cell or something? What was the, um, I don't know what it was. I didn't know, she got killed by, wait. Hold on. Did she die from sick? No, no, no, no, no, no. I got a good one.

I got to go. I got to go. Let me start again. Like that. Okay. Technically her mom died from a sickle shell. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh,

oh, that's sad. Sickle shell, dude. Sickle shell is pretty good. And sickle shell. Oh, my God.

You know that's been affecting black mermaids for years, too. That is a huge problem in the black mermaid community. Getting sickle shell. Anemia. Is it sickle-shell anemia? That's a good-ass fucking joke. Yeah. But no, she died.

Did she die in the original? I never saw the original. Because she got killed. Yeah, she got killed by humans in the original, too. She got killed by humans? Yeah, that's why the mermaids don't like humans. Well, at least her father. That's why her father doesn't like humans.

Well, here's a good reason. But listen, her father, she has like seven sisters in this movie. Hey. But they're all different colors. They're black. They're Indian. They're white. And the only thing I could chalk it up to was fish, right?

fish have a bunch of different colors. No, they don't. Not the same type of fish. You sure? Yeah, Charlemagne the God. I don't know. When I go snorkeling, I'd be seeing like mad. You see different types of fish?

They're not all brothers and sisters. You know? This guy is crazy. Google that. Google that. I don't believe that. No, no, I don't believe that. I think you can have different colors of fish in the same school.

Look at this. She actually used the right word. That's the right word. School of fish. No, she's new. Nice. Taylor's nice. What are you talking about? Talk about. What you talk about over there, Taylor?

Google Taylor. Taylor, what are you talking about over there? Google Taylor. Did you go support black women this weekend and watch the movie? Of course she fucking didn't. No, she didn't. Of course she didn't. All this talk about black women is, black women at.

Yeah, that's kind of great. Can you turn the mic towards you? Schooling fish species. Flip the mic over, Taylor, gang. What did you Google, Taylor? What? You know what? You know what?

Hey, listen, it's all good. How's I, listen. Can fish be different colors from the same school? Put, put, can you segregate a fish collars? Can fish be different fish in school? Can fish be different colors, same school? You not a spell colors? Just put Dr. Umar's opinions on fish, question mark.

Don't put in school. Put the same school. There you go. I mean, this is, this is, this is peak podcast. Fast fish from Ridgemont High. Let's see. It appears fish don't use color as a way to discriminate against one another. But that's different species, Charlemagne.

It said others of their species. Fish don't use color as a way to discriminate against others of their species. I have seen schools of wild goldfish, most of whom are the natural, wild olive bronze color, have white and orange colored individuals mixed in. Sometimes even individuals of two or more species. Sometimes coy fish. Chris, you can speak to this. Sometimes they're like, they're orange, sometimes they're white.

Right? They're different color coy fish. Yeah, sometimes even individuals of two or more species will swim together in groups. I'm telling you, I like the snorkel. I don't know how much snorkeling I'm going to be doing now because I just saw somebody got their leg bit off in Turkey to Kekle. But, oh, yeah. and they was on a snorkeling expedition.

Yes. They'll fly a shark? Yes. That happened like last week. But you can go. I love looking at Reese. What they look like? What you mean?

Like what race were they? Oh, I have no idea. I don't know. I know that shark didn't give a fuck. All that shark saw was human. Maybe. But you can see the fish. If you go look at certain ecosystems of fish, it'll be the same fish.

They just be mad different colors. That's the only thing I could think about with the little mermaid. I'm like, well, maybe they just, even though they're all from the same. They're just different colors, but they don't explain that shit for you at all. But I guess sometimes... And the prince's mom is black. And he's white. Come on with all this stuff.

But when I asked about that, my wife was like, he's adopted. I'm like, did they explain that? I don't know. All I'm saying is if you got a child, luckily my child didn't ask me none of those questions. Because I had no answer for me. You know what I mean? Because my answer would have been, they're just trying to make a lot of money internationally. Yeah.

You know what I mean? That would have been my actual answer. answer. You know. Yeah. Did you take your kids to see it, Chris? No. Why not? They got Asian marmets? No, they do. Seriously. But why didn't she do it? My kids were at Taylor Swift this weekend. That was their big event. Rich kids went to go see the big fish. Wow. Wow. Your kids went to go see the big fish, big fish. Did they see Ice spice? They saw Ice spice. They were very excited. Respect, yo. Shout out. Oh, because Ice spice Asian.

According to Taylor Swift's boyfriend, yes. Oh, shit, that's not real. What's that? Oh, yeah. Wait, that's the real thing. Taylor's boyfriend did some heat. That's why they say Taylor Swift brought out ice spice. No, he's, he's in some shit like that about Ice Spice.

That's what I'm saying. He's in some heat. And people are saying that's why Taylor brought out Ice Spice because her boyfriend, I guess, talked some shit about Ice Spice. But it was a joke. It was on a podcast. It's a podcast where the guys... Yeah, yeah, where they're like, they're comedians.

They're busting balls. They're having fun and he's trying to do comedic shit. Yeah. When are we going to get past that stage in life? When are we going to get past the stage in life that everybody takes shit from podcast seriously? I mean, you got to take our sports take seriously. No, we're the best. We are the best.

By the way, I'm going to tell why brilliant is the best. Because we called ourselves brilliant fucking idiots. We knew from the beginning where podcast was going. Yeah. From the beginning we let y'all know. Some might even say, we started this show. We started this shit, Joe. Because everybody was trying to be smart only when they were on TV.

That's right. We were like, we'll never be able to fill two hours trying to be smart. Nah, can't do it. That's right. We don't have enough smart thoughts. That's right. Let's be stupid. Let's be stupid.

We could do that for longer. Boom. You know what I mean? 10 years, four episodes. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

You don't have the audio? the guy is making a joke. You got to leave this guy alone. I just like to hear it. Ice spice, you know who that is? Nick doesn't know what it is. She's like one of the spice girl.

Yes, she's like this rapper. She's the rapper that has a Inuit spice girl. This is chubby Chinese lady. Yeah, I'd rap that music. Do they talk like that? Do they talk like? They don't talk with a Chinese accent.

They talk like more Hawaiian style. Unguat. Yeah, more Hawaiian. Welcome to Hawaii. Yeah, yeah. Locals only. Locos only. Locos only.

Coconut. Yeah, that's what Ice Spice is like. She's a very attractive woman that released one song and basically... So you're sliding your DMs. You're like, so what are you a fucking Eskimo? Yeah, yeah, that's what I was like, you fucking dumb.

Oh, Ice Spice is Nigerian and Dominican? Oh, salute to Ice Spice, man. Let's pay some bills. Most and course. Most and cause. Some is when you get to be your real self. Okay? So cool off with the...

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Now let's get back to the show. Church announcements, what we got, Hezzi? Yo, a couple more dates that we've been adding this summer. June 9th and 10th, I'm going to be a rally in North Carolina. The 16th and 17th, that'll be a Kansas City, Missouri, and also July 21st and 22nd, Oklahoma City. We just added those shows right now. The Andrew Sholes.com for tickets.

It's got a bunch of other cities up there. And then next week, very excited. Um, big announcement next, next week. You got a big announcement next week? Big announcement next week, yeah. How big? The biggest. On a scale of one to that black guy sitting on that bed with that dick swinging.

You know what I mean? What I'm talking about? Vividly. Really? Yeah. What is his name is? He has a name. Yeah.

Rudy's. Joubert, the third or something. Really? Yeah, yeah, we looked him up. Yeah, he died, but we had to. He died? We had to pay his family to use his image for the Netflix special. Get the fuck out of here.

How do you die? I don't know. Damn. That hurt my heart. I didn't know that. He was well. He probably heard a bunch of girls' hearts, man. Man.

All that dick, bro. Rudy Joubert the third. Wardy Joubert. Wardy Joubert. Wardy Jubeer the third. Yeah. That's crazy. I wonder when you have all of that dick,

like when all that blood has to go to. your penis. Does it take away from any other part of your body, you think? It's harder to make decisions. I can imagine. I can imagine. Yeah, I think your brain is depleted. I can imagine. 100%. Oh. Yeah, so next week. Excited to tell you all about that.

Make sure y'all go check out some of 85. That's a project we put out on SBAH productions from our guy, Chris Moreau, loudspeakers. Make sure you go check out finding Tamika. And we got another one that I'll be announcing real, real, real, real, real, real, soon, man. Real soon. Like, sooner than you think. So y'all get red hair for that.

Also, I can't make the Roots The Roots picnic. I'm sorry about that, man. I'm sorry, guys. Has he won't be there. Charlamant's still holding it down. Yeah. I'm going to do something. Special, special Yes, TBD.

TBD. Hmm. Hmm. I don't know what that means. Who do you got? Who do you got? I don't know yet. Okay.

I'll be working on some things, though. It's going to be, we don't have a good time. To be honest with you, I haven't done a live podcast show in so long. Yeah. But I can almost assure y'all that I will be in conversation with somebody, somebody that, you know, you all will enjoy. Good. Yes, good.

A lot of people there that weekend. Raven Simone says everyone she's dated has to sign an NDA. It took me a while to wrap my head around. around it. Play the audio teller during a recent podcast interview with Howie Mandel. Jesus Christ. Play this. Raymond Simone says everyone she's dated had to sign an NDA. It took me a while to wrap my head around. Branda's family has been in the industry. So she grew up around it. And we started exchanging conversations, exchanging stories and similar scenarios. She was never in front of the

camera, but she understood the struggles that it took to be that person. She was a personal assistant for a while for people in the industry and things of that nature. So when I would bring something up, she wouldn't just shrug it off. She actually asked me a question about it to dig deeper. And I got angry at first because I'm like, why do you care? Why? What are you trying to know? Are you going to write a book about me later? So all of my relationships, especially when I started, obviously, when I started dating, I had to give people to sign NDAs. And it took me a while to wrap my head around it because it's just very impersonal, but someone in our position needs to do that. When do you ask somebody when you're dating them, you'll go back to this story. Somebody asks you out,

when, at what point in the date or the relationship do you say, I have some paperwork for it? Or the naughty times come. Not serious, like right before naughty time comes. So you have, you have paperwork on your night's day? Yes. Not always on the nightstand. It might be having the day, like the day before or whatever. But I'm saying, so naughty time is coming.

It's like, like, you know, the juices are flowing and you're getting ready. And you're ready, but you got to stop, you know, what I'm saying. I'm just trying to understand. I've been married for 42 years. I'm from a different world. I'm just, so you say, you know, you know what I'm going to do to you? After you sign this. And you know, it's gotten worse.

they have consent forms. Now they have consent forms where they're like, are you okay with anal? Are you okay with this? Can I do this? You can do this to me. And now you, that's a part of it now. It's all on the same page. Or do you sign the first papers and then if you want to roll her over, you have to sign another paper? There you go. Front and back, please. If I was single in 2003, I would totally understand this. Yeah, but thank God or not. Man, yo, making your choice, child famous should be criminal. Tell me why. It is just so hard to come out unscathed and you have such distrust for other human beings.

Like, think about what she had to go through at a young, impressionable age where she felt every single person she was about to be intimate with would take advantage of her in some way. Because she's not coming from the position where like a famous guy is coming from, right? where like a girl could lie about something

and then me to him or whatever. She's strictly coming from the position of this guy could be seducing me just to share stories about me. Well, Raven's a lesbian. Oh, even crazier. It's bleep it, please. Just bleep it, just bleep it, blur his mouth.

So I guess, yeah, I guess a girl could, I guess a girl could meet two or two. But that seems like a lot. In NDA just for some hugging and shit. But does it in 2020? Think about what we've seen the last four or five years. Is that a lot? Or that you really protecting yourself?

Because, man, we really live in this era where everybody's chasing clout. You can't trust anyone. But think about that. Like, at such a young age, to not trust anyone. And at such a young age to be taking advantage of. And at such a young age to be telling an adult a story. you think they're interested in you, and then the next day you see it printed in the post,

every single person that you're engaging with, you're like, is this person trying to get something for me, take advantage of me in some way? I don't even think this is a child star thing, though. I've seen, I know a lot of people who do this.

Yeah, but at least as an adult, you're choosing to put yourself in this position with other human beings, and you're sacrificing that, you know, social dynamic that most people have that would be, you know,

way, hmm, I don't know, way more normal. Yeah. As a kid, you never even learn to develop that normalcy. You don't even have an expectation for it. Well, she's been a celebrity forever. That's why I'm saying. It's like, it's, I think it's borderline criminal to, like, support your kid being famous. Like, name, name, name someone who came out of that unscate. How many famous kids. It's a lot of Ron Howard. Kim Fields.

Ron Howard. Kim Fields. Ron Howard. I don't know the guy. He could be insane. How young was he when he was famous? He was on Opie. He was probably under 10. Okay. Zendaya's another one.

Zendaya's going on a nice path. Zendaya looks like she's in a perfect position. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. There are ones. They're outliers. But they are the allies. There are so many that have just like had this absolutely, you know, just.

I don't rush. I agree with you on that, but I don't think anything Ravens doing here is out of the ordinary for 2020. It's not out of the ordinary for 2023. You just wish you didn't have to do it. I think we should, be honest with you, you gotta sign an NDA just to hang around us. Like, if somebody was to come in this space right now,

like you almost gotta do that, people will be going on live. You think about all the shit that could cost us things just because we in here having regular conversations that should be amongst us when somebody just turns their live on. Like, when I walk in the studio every day, what do I say?

Who's on live? Turn that shit off so I can get the shit out. You know what I'm saying? That's the truth to the matter. You just don't know. It's like, yo, you should have to sign an end day. Somebody come over your house. You might have to make them sign an NDA.

Don't talk about what you see in here. You know what I mean? And it don't have to be anything salacious. You just don't want nobody getting on social media talking about, oh, I saw this and such as such as house. It's just a shame that somebody might do that to you. It might enter a relationship with you specifically to profit off of you or monetize you. So I just think that's the world we live in.

It's unfortunate. People walking around with you. with this and they're validated by this and they're rewarded. I don't want, I don't want my kid to, to feel that at the young age. I want my kid to be able to engage with other, other children and impossible. Yeah.

I was just going to actually, like, child stars, I can see how you say that's criminal, but what about if you're just the child of a big celebrity? You don't even have to be a child star, our child of celebrity. Nowadays, this is, they're stars in their own world. So there's people putting, every, every, we're all a part of somebody's reality show. It's actually interesting, like, these kids can get big on TikTok.

Yes. And they're, like, making themselves celebrities. Yes. We're all part of somebody's reality show you. Just to go through that level of scrutiny, like, you see what we go through on the internet. We're adults, right? So it's like we can put up with people having these opinions on us.

And that's part of the thing. That's what you sign up for when you decide to do this shit. But like a young kid. That's what I said today about Blue Ivy, right? Because, you know, they were talking about Blue Ivy's dancing and you see all of these adults, I take it's so strange, having such an opinion on this, right? Oh, no, I'm saying, like, the Kardashians, like, creating these Instagram accounts and shit for their children. It's like, what are you doing? What are you talking about? The little kids

on their TikToks all the time. Yeah. But that's what I was saying about Blue. I was like, do you think Blue is reading this shit? No. No, I'm saying, no, Kardashians separately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She minded her business. Listen, you got your little kid in the living room doing them same type of dances right now for the family on holidays. You know what I'm saying? Blue is on stage in what's this, Paris. Is she performing? Yeah, this is a show. This is Beyonce's show.

She comes out and performs it. What I like about this man is, yo, she's probably never going to have stage fright. Bro. Ever, like, her public speaking skills are going to be through the roof. There's no crowd that's going to ever intimidate her, yo. Yeah. Ever. I just don't understand how you could have an opinion of her.

she's 11 years old. She has. Leave the kids. Adults are very, we're a strange species and you wonder why Ravens Simone got a sign in 98. But I mean, at the same time, if you put your kid out there,

you can be a critique. So it's like, it's one of these things where it's like, I understand what you're saying, where it's like, I critique, I'm critiquing the parent for making the, for doing the thing,

for basically putting the kid in the position to be criticized. That being said, right? This is your life. This is your world. Do you want to share that with your kid? They say more is caught than taught. That's right.

You can teach a kid all these different things, but the reality is they're going to replicate what they see in you and what they see and the influences around them. What if it would bring your child to workday in Paris? Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. What if it's on, and I'm making the argument

for Beyonce and Jay-Z here, even this goes against what I just said. What if the idea is, she's going to go through this criticism whether we protect her from it or not because she is our kid. She needs to learn how to be comfortable with it, deal with it,

so that it isn't as much of a burden. Now, it's a dangerous fucking game you're playing, right? Because it could crush herself esteem before she has the opportunity to develop it, or it could create unbelievable resilience so that she's prepared to handle that scrutiny that she will inevitably get just because she is the daughter of a famous person.

And that's us assuming that she's paying, I'm sure Blue Ivy's not looking at none of this shit on social media. Her parents might be. And people around her, her grandma, but she's not looking at her. They really think she's not going to look at that. They're so smart.

These kids are so adept when it comes to the iPads. They can look, they can look up everything. They can go on YouTube. They can look at the comments. I'll tell you the difference though. Her parents don't have those habits. The Kardashian kids might be different because they live their life.

Reality television, social media. Like, her parents don't have those bad habits. Also, like, when you've dedicated your life to something like entertainment and these, you know, live shows that Beyonce and Jay-Z have, it's really hard to love something so much and not share it with your kin. So, like, having them be a part of it is probably really special. Because if you don't, you might lose a lot of valuable time that you would spend with them. Exactly.

You're working on this 12 hours a day. you might as well have them around. That's right. That's right. This is better than school in a lot of ways. It's like Steph Curry shooting around in games with his dad before, you know what I mean? Like shooting around before games with his dad, Del.

Like you saw Steph always around. See, see this headline I hate. What is this? Beyonce fans give mixed reactions to her daughter, Blue Ivy, performing with her on stage during Renaissance World Tour. She doesn't look happy. Can I, I need to really tell y'all motherfuckers something, man.

Y'all not happy. I'm so tired of y'all projecting y'all feelings and emotions on to other people. That's all the internet does. Y'all not happy. Not once did I look at that video and I said to myself, damn, Blue Ivy don't look happy. Yeah. Where did you get there from?

Maybe she's nervous. Maybe she wants to get it right. Maybe she's performing in front of the people for the first time. Yes. She's concerned about how it's going to look. Maybe she's concerned about an article coming out criticizing her while she's on stage, so it's hard for to stay in the moment and be joyous. By the way, what you just said is absolutely.

right. Because I've only saw Blue Ivy on stage like what once before. She came out of like a residency show that Beyonce did. So you're right. This is probably the first time she's been on stage in that way. So this probably was her first time. So of course there's going to be nerves there. You know what I mean? Motherfuckers are sick, yo. Right for real, we are like human beings are a sick bunch of people. That's life. You know the song? Franks Notter's Song. That's life. That's nice. Some people get their

kicks. Fuck, that ain't gonna be Frank Sinatra when I get done with it. Stomping on a dream. That's gonna be Kodak Black. But do you know that line from the song? No, I just know,

that's lines. That's life, but there's a great line of son. Some people get their kicks stomping on a dream. Right? That's the internet in a nutshell. There you go.

Before the internet. stomping on a motherfucking dream. That's humans in a nutshell. No, that's been, yeah, that's been life. That's just what we are. Man shoots roommate over Hot Pocket.

Got. Respect people of boundaries, man. Come on. He ate the last fucking hot pocket, Joe. That you know that wasn't yours. Here's the thing. Oh, he ate somebody else's food. He ate somebody else's hot pocket.

He stole. Yes, and I'm not saying that it was worth a shooting. All I'm simply saying is you can't tell people how to react. You know what I mean? You don't know what people are going through. You don't know what that hot pocket meant to that person. Clearly it meant a lot. Is that breaking and entering?

Is the hot pocket yours, your space, your domicile? Yes. So if somebody breaks and enters your home, you can shoot them. Boundaries. Respect my boundaries. question for you. Yeah. What do you think

was hotter? The bullet in that guy's ass or when you bite into a hot pocket 30 seconds after taking it out the blackwood.

What's hotter, yo? What do you think is harder, yo? Nothing harder than that hot pocket. Yeah, nothing.

Not even close. Not even close. He didn't feel the boat. Did you see Kanye? What did he do? Pull up Kanye, man. Pull up Kanye in his latest

attire. I told you Kanye's coming back You can shut the fuck up He's coming back You didn't even see this shit You talk about Kanye's coming back Oh I definitely see

Yeah he's back all right He's up We're talking about him He's getting buff Those the shoes he has on Right And a shoulder pad shirt Yeah

I mean Yeah I mean Yeah I don't even I don't even know What to say. I mean, just no comment.

Just no comment. And then the shit says whatever the word is for police in Italian. That's what it is, Italian? Polite. Yeah. Polite, yeah. I thought it was German. Kanye looked like he want beef, bro. Maybe it's German.

Kanye looked like he want beef during the prime month. I think that might be. If it's German, that's wild. Let me look at that. Is it? I don't know. What's the word? What's the word, Taylor?

German is polizzi with his E.E.I at the end. That's it. Oh, that's it then. That's policee. This motherfucker's crazy. I ain't even know that. I ain't know what that shit said. Don't women wear blazers that have shoulder pads? I know not to this extent, but... They did

back in, I think, the 80s. Oh, they stopped doing it? But not to, like, to your point, not to that extent. This motherfucker's like he going to audition for any given Sunday part two. Yeah, what? What was happening in the 80s where dudes were into women with big shoulders, bro? What was happening, man?

What was happening in the 80s? All the reason that kind of you're doing this is to offset his hips. You know what I'm saying? If I bring attention to my shoulders, nobody will pay attention to my big-ass hips, man. I don't want to get on this diabetic pin that's making everybody shit on theirself. Nobody talking about that.

Don't think I don't know, yo. The Ozempi. That old Zimpy is making y'all old duke. Okay? Really? Yes. People are shitting themselves? That's one of the side effects of an uncontrollable bowel movement.

Welcome to my life. Motherfuck is doing that shit in their fucking bed. I'm made out of those things. You know what I'm saying? Muckuckuck is doing that shit in their goddamn bed all because y'all want to lose weight fast. Yo, did you hear about the story about the dude who was dating this girl, she gets upset. She said because allegedly he was being unfaithful. she tells her brother

and another dude that he was hitting her and that they need to go over there and shoot his ass up. Did you hear about the story? Yeah, I saw some of that trial. I don't know if it was at like FSU or something like that, yeah. He played a little bit.

It wasn't long in the league, but he played for like two teams in the league. Fair enough. So the guys go over, altercation ensues. The football player dude. Shoots one. Shoots one.

He ends up. dying. The girl fabricates the whole thing and in reality she was hitting him and she's upset about him being unfaithful but the whole time she was married. And now apparently she's taking the stand oh that shit was silly. And she's taking the stand against her brother for going over there. No but you if that's the woman I saw yesterday she sounded

crazy. I saw a woman yesterday on the stand she sounded wild see if you can find that taylor Travis Rudolph is his name oh something wronged yo she sounded nuts yo like she was like I didn't tell him to go shoot the shit up I said uh there's a text exchange it's a text exchange like it was the shit was wild like she was like I didn't say go kill him I just said go shoot the shit up with something crazy shit she said yeah what happened to the phone but that that girl she should go to prison for life

She's responsible for that death. 100%. 100%. I have no disagreement there. Remember when there was that exchange between a girl and a kid who was feeling suicidal and the girl kind of promoted his suicide? Do you remember that story? I think they even made like a scripted show about this.

And it was like they found it through the text messages. She was basically kind of coaxing him to kill himself. Do you guys remember that? She ended up getting prosecuted. ended up getting prosecutor for that, right? And she was guilty. So she's responsible for that kid's death, partially. This woman is 100% responsible for this.

So she got to go to death for life? Like, she's, I don't, he didn't really hit her either, did he? Did he? No, she hit him. Oh yeah, because it's on the ring camera. I saw that. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. So she caused this whole situation.

She got to go to her somebody is dead. For life, for life, for like, 100% accessory to murder. For life. 100%. 100%. Not only accessory. she was premeditated with it. She planned the murder.

Go over there, shoot shit up. That's the self-defense right there. I mean, if that's her man, she got to know he got a gun. Because I think the guys were saying, the guys were saying they didn't go over there with the intention to shoot nobody up. They just wanted to scare him

or something like that. Well, that's what happened. I don't know that. I don't know that if you come in a scare. Word up. You're in my house. I don't know nothing. No, no.

Can we, you got the audio kiss of that, the girl talking? Isn't it true that you were the first person to become physically violent? when Travis with Travis and not the other way around? No. Not at all? Something or show me something if I can't recall the exact steps of the moments.

Question. Okay. So you were the first one to become physically violent with Travis, not the other way around. Answer, correct. Yes, I say correct. Do you remember that? So you smashed his iPhone, not out of anger, but because you were hurt? Yes.

and I didn't send my brothers to kill him. You just sent a text to go shoot up his shit, right? I didn't say shoot him. You sent a text to go shoot up his shit, right? Correct. What would you tell you what the shit is. When you're angry, you say things. I'm sure everyone in this courtroom has said something when you're,

I'm trying to speak. If you want me to answer your question, you have to let me answer your question. Well, if you were responsive to my question, I wouldn't have. All right. Answer the question, please. Can you repeat your question? The question was shit. What does shit mean in the context of that text?

Anything but him. Okay. So it could have been his brother? No. It could have been the house? Nothing violent toward a person. It would have been his mother's house, right? I was upset and my adrenaline was running and I said something that I didn't mean.

That's the bottom line of that. I didn't mean for him to do, for my brothers to do any of that. that's when my brother left the house. He did not have a prior arm on him. People say things when they're upset that they don't mean all the time. But since the situation has happened, it obviously blew up 20 times more. But I didn't necessarily mean for anything to happen to Travis, his family, his house, or anything. It was like my second home.

I would not want anything to happen there. And he never raised a hand and touched you, did he not? Yeah, he was raising his hand the whole time. Like, I think that's amazing. On the stands, she's incredible. She's going to prison. She should go to prison, but she's very confident.

Yeah. All I hear, all I see is, that's, all I see is keep digging your grave. Keep digging your grave. That's all I saw in that situation. I mean, yeah, she's a bona fide sociopath. Come on, bro. You ordered a hit. It's really cutting dry.

You ordered a hit. Yeah. You sent, you lied about being hit. sent some guys over there to handle something for you and a person did what they should do in that situation, which is defending themselves. That football player stood his ground. Yeah.

He should go. Nothing to nothing. Self defense. He's good. She should go to jail. The people who went over there to execute the hit should go to prison to. He also knows that she's crazy enough to ask her brothers to go over there and kill him.

Like he knows he's dealing with a crazy woman. You know what I mean? Like if you're dating a girl for a while, you know if they're crazy or not. It's not like she went crazy that day. You're aware that this person is out of her fucking mind. So when the brothers come over and she's already threatened that they're going to do some wild shit, you might have to get strapped up.

It's me or them. You know what I agree with what Shult said and what's also crazy about this situation is that I forgot what the fuck I was going on. That's okay. That's okay. But I agree with everything that you fucking said. That's okay. And I think she's absolutely 100% in the motherfucking wrong. That's okay.

And I hope this point comes back. What would the charge necessarily be, though? She ordered a hit. But they didn't shoot the guy. So technically. But he's defending himself. You're admitting that you sent somebody over there to do violent harm to this person. You said they're going to go shoot his shit up.

You can't use that excuse like, I didn't say not to shoot him. What is the charge? I believe it's lynching. It's when a mob is going to attack a person. So it's a premeditated mob attack. I believe that that's the specific term is. So maybe it's like you have a premeditated attack and assault on somebody. Yeah.

And that you are part of that organization. Is she going to get manslaughter? No. But I would hold her responsible for the reaction to that premeditated attack as well. And you know what? My point just came back. Imagine we're listening to her and she sounds somewhat reasonable. to us because we understand a lot of slang

and everything else, even though she sounds bat shit crazy. Imagine to people just sitting there that don't know any of that. Shoot shit up. Yeah, that's great. Like, you can't use this. I didn't say don't shoot him. The lawyer was right when she said, what is shit? What is shit? Yeah. What is shit?

Yeah. What, Taylor? Talking to the mic, please. I feel like, yes, you're right. She should be going to jail. But. Oh, boy. But it's also telling Nick is like, stop playing with girls' emotions. It says for infidelity. Stop like, just bring out with her.

You know that she was married the whole time? Oh. Just push the mic away from you. Same way you pulled it in, you know, right? The same way you slowly pulled it in, just slowly push it away. Okay? All right. What else we got?

What else we got, Taylor, gang? Oh, you know what's crazy about this story? This is why we can't take women seriously. Yeah. This is why we can't take a chance? You did? You did? Because I, I, I, I, not you. That girl's like, go, go, go, go, go.

Well, no, Shote said that detail prior, but I've been, I'm on record saying this a million times. It's funny somebody, I saw somebody say, uh, Charlaman always says a million times when he just wants to bring in a new point. No, I'm saying a million times. I actually said a million times. But the million thing time, thing that I was going to say is this is why I believe all women was a nonsense statement. Yeah.

This is what happens so you believe all of anybody. You get shot and killed. You should listen to all women and believe all proof. If we believed all women, we'd be dead. If you believed all women, you'd be dead.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. We'll be dead. Taylor, take the mic. I want you to answer this question. Crazy daddy's good. Everybody's good. Okay, listen, listen, listen,

if we believe all women, you know, you got to believe all those cairns that you'd be seeing on, on Instagram all the time, making up shit. You got to believe. Ursula. You got to believe the woman who got Emmett Till killed.

You got to believe the woman who said when you say believe all women, we'd be dead. I never understood why that statement took off the way that it did. You shouldn't believe all of anybody. Believe the truth or what's funniest. Believe the truth or what's funniest?

I believe the truth and I believe Dr. Hummer Johnson. Those are the two things that I believe. Dope, by the way, what you're saying right now? Fuck that shit. Slaps. Fuck that shit. I'm going to tell you why that shit slaps. Because the truth is, the truth sounds like the truth when you hear it.

What? Well, boy, when you put some jokes around a good lie, that shit sounds like the truth too. So you either got to be funny or honest. That's A. And if you're funny and honest, that's it. You're out of here. You got a podcast.

You got a fucking podcast. What you mean? Slued to all women though. Rest and peace, Tina Turner. Coldest story ever, man. Tina Turner's husband donated. an organ to save her because he didn't want another woman. Tina Turner's husband donated his kidney to save her life in 2016.

The singer was diagnosed with intestinal cancer, a stroke, and her kidneys were functioning at only 20%. Turner had to make the difficult decision to choose between dialysis or a kidney transplant, but her second husband, German music exec, Erwin Bach, stepped in and made a life-changing decision. Round of applause to that, human. Ron, applause to that. Man, God damn it.

Kept Tina Turner alive probably another, what? Five, how long was that? Seven years? Eight years? Wow. Yeah, man. Would you give a kidney for your wife? Of course.

100%. No questions asked. None. Whatsoever. I'm going to need something in exchange. She didn't give you everything. That's why you gave it a kidney. Wow.

We'd give each other. Everything. Yeah. But if I'm giving you a kidney, I'm going to need a little. something. Like what? You know, TBD. TBD. You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to need just a little something. I'm going to need a little something. You know what I mean? I'm going to need a little something. What would you get for a kid? Nothing. For my wife? Yeah. She could have it. Like, she's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's not the funny way of looking at it.

Remember? Remember what we do here? Every week? I mean, listen, man, she's done everything for me, man. I was like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take my kidney, baby, please. Yo, honestly, honestly, I'll be like, yo, honestly, I'll be like, yo, honestly, I've been wanting to give you this. You know what I'm saying? I've been wanting to give you a piece of me for so long. I feel like, you know, I've been giving you a piece of me figuratively. But here, take this kidney, boo.

Take it, baby. God damn, bro. Yo, can I tell you something? Men are liars, too. Men lie. Men lie. Men lie. Men lie.

Men lie, women lie. Because men are liars too. Catch another flight. Apple bottom make you want to bite. I'm going to have a good night. I'm going to give you a kidney to his night. Hold up. No, you need a little get-out-of-jail, free card.

You need something. That'd be bad if y'all ever broke up. That's stuff like that. That's why you got to make sure you do that when you're like old. And y'all know y'all got not going nowhere. Because imagine you give a person a kidney that they cheat on. If you take that cheat on your ass. I'm talking to

Selena. What you mean having to Selena? Her friend, didn't her friend give her Selena who? Selena Gomez.

And then what happened? And now her friend isn't, they're not friends anymore for some reason. Oh no. I want my kidney back. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What you mean

we're not friends no more? Run that back, yo. What you mean we're not friends? That's great. Meek Mill goes after DJ drama. So,

Meek got to learn how to spell, brother, or write. I was going through these tweets. this was the most difficult thing to read. Just go through each one of these, bro. It is painful.

Let's just read the first one. No, go to the other. Oh, no, no, no, no, this is the good one. Okay, go, go, go, go. Go back. Click, click, click, click. Yeah. DJ drama of goofy over these holes.

Laugh out loud. He won't speak good on me. I tore him up in the A. Where's the... Oh, I didn't even see that. Actually, A right there. All right. So that's just,

No punctuation at all, no periods, no commas, nothing. The top one is if they asked me about DJ, Yo, I tore him up in the A? I tore him up in the A, bro, Prima. If I, if they ask me about DJ Drama and Caled, I wouldn't speak and I made millions on paper with Caled. I'll still stay silent. I'm from Philly, and we don't wear outfitted hats

like that drama, shop it, Mitchell, and that. What? What is it? think we got equity or Mitchell and Nesson's something. I mean, I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what I just heard. Mitchell and Ness is a heck. No, no.

What is he saying? He said, if they asked me about drama and Calid, meaning who's better drama or Cali, he's saying he wouldn't speak on it because even though he made millions on paper with Cali, he'd stay silent because he's from Philly. Drama's from Philly also. But he's saying his loyalty would lie with Philly. And then he's saying,

drama, we don't wear our fitted hats like that because of the way drama I had his fitted hat on in the interview that he did. Did you get that? No, I didn't. But that was a great translation. I don't know how you got all that from that. That was incredible. He didn't in Philly enough.

Oh, Alex, Alex don't hang around enough black people anymore. Yo, in that fucked up, you knew he was going to go there. You knew he was going to go there. No, you hang out with country, motherfucker. Yeah, exactly. So you understand what that is right there.

That man never did real charity in Philly in his life. I got that sentence. Yes. I just be saying bits. parts online because it be too much to say. I be wanting it to be known when I own rock with these goofies and I stand on my tippy toes when I see them so it's no confusion before we even interact.

Drama Queen over these females. I got that one. You got that? No, I'm gonna tell you. The only thing that confused me in this. I don't know. What was it? Tipy toe is confused me in this.

Yeah. Meek is tall as shit. I don't know if you ever been around me. He's tall. Meeks like 6-2, I think. Maybe 6-3. Why does meat got to stand on tip-y-toe? Taylor, can you translate this?

That's it. You shan-day-fil-in-ean-drama. Drama never did no charity in Philly. Meek just be saying a little bit of stuff. He could say more, but he only says a little bit online because there's too much to say. He'd be wanting it to be known. He don't fuck with these goofies. I don't understand the stand on my tippy toes when I see them.

He's saying, I stand 10 toes down. That is not what tippy-toe-toe-me. Really are just one or two toes. It's like you're, no. But he's saying, and I stand on my tip toes when I see them so it's so confused. I just want to see him beefing on his tippy toes. I want to see two dudes on a tippy toes talking shit. If I ever walked in the room and saw Meek standing on his tippy toes,

that should be so funny. Imagine beat with something like, man, fuck you there, bro. Like, why? You're already 6-3. Unless you beefing with another, you beefing with an NBA player that's 6-7, 6-8, there's no way to be on your tippy toes. All right, next one, next one. Oh, boom.

Okay. Yes, you need somebody from Philly to Translateau. Tell me, how you just figured this out? It took you 10, 20 seconds. Go, go, go. Next one. Next one. This is fun.

Wait, hold on. They've got to be another one. Is that all the tweets? I mean, you guys get the first one. Ain't going to lie, drama. You look goofy as hell in this interview. It's really why he mad. Now, they're mad at drama.

This is what I don't know. Somebody smashed someone's girl. I have no idea. Go back to the first one, Al. Go back to the first one. But look at the question. Look what started all of this. Go go go.

I asked drama. Hold on. Go back. Go back. The first one is I asked drama why he always speaking down on me with a few other words, too, told him he's a goofy. I also hit him when he tried to compare dreams and nightmare that I want to rock and downplay me. Don't let these industry lanes use you. They don't really even like you shaking my head, L.O.L.

Drama says shit ain't got nothing to do with no blank. I don't know what that is. To be honest, I don't even speak on all the real suck of shit you be doing. That's the crazy part. You just did it to me again for the tiny dick podcast. Desk. Oh, Tiny Desk podcast. My whole rollout, fucked up my, fuck my whole rollout up.

It wasn't even man enough to just tell me no. Okay. Go to the clip that got all of this started. He needs punctuation. I didn't know what it started. Look at this question. Who is the Jay-Z of the current generation Meek Miller Drake? Press play, Taylor.

Oh, the video has no sound. Here's the thing. drama answered a question very well but I got thoughts about the question when was this ever a conversation there's never a conversation I've never heard this in my life they're not in the same stratosphere salute to meek I respect meek I got nothing but love for me

like everything that he's built coming from the city of Philly I fuck with me but I've never heard Meek Mill being compared to Jay-Z I think that was just the interviewer trying to have a moment because he knows that drama and meek kind of had a little tension. And so how do I get me? He told drama he's smoking dope. How do I get meek, drama, and Drake all in the same conversation while speaking to it?

Just ask him about the situation. No, his drama has the connectivity because he leaked the reference tracks or something. Let's listen. I can't, I cannot believe drama answered that question. So Drake came out of what, 08.8 is 2023. Like, he changed the sound of hip hop. Yeah, I mean, that's true. Yeah, for sure.

He's literally ran every summer. Did Jay-Z change the sound of hip-hop? Absolutely. Well, he kind of, like, paid homage to a lot of pieces of hip-hop. Everyone wanted to be like hove. Everybody tried to sound like hove. I mean, Hove, he said it so we paid homage to a bunch of pieces of hip-hop. The only reason why I could, like, don't in comparison that for me, for you to say,

meek is that like meek is more connected to the streets that's probably the biggest reason though yeah but i'm talking about like from a hip-hop cultural perspective when you say culture what you mean by that like the way drake touches culture is the way old touched culture here's the thing you can put a d r before my name and it don't have to be doctor it can be dick riders there's only one jizzi promo Carter is a 101. Okay? And just like Jordan, there's a lot of people you might compare to him for a lot of different

reasons, but there really is no comparison. When you go back and you really look at what this man accomplished in hip hop, but not just accomplished in hip hop being one of the nicest ever to touch a microphone, there's no rapper that's probably more quotable than Jay-Z. And if I'm being totally objectively honest, the person I saw quoted as much as Jay-Z has been Drake. For that generation, like, Drake always had a caption,

mum-buckers using this shit for captions and quotes and all of that. So as much as we quote Jay-Z, I did see a generation quote Drake like that, but I'm still not comparing Drake to Jay-Z in no way, shape, or form. And it's a lot of different reasons that I'm not comparing Drake to Jay.

I don't think Drake is as nice as Jay as a rapper. I think Drake is dope, but I don't think he's as nice as Jay. And I still think, you know, having these conversations about the ghostwriting, Jay-Z was S. Dot Carter, ghostwriter for the right price, he made your shit tighter.

He didn't have ghost writers. You know what I'm saying? Drake actually used ghost writers. That's still a knot against him in a lot of ways, even though I think it's dope when, if you're a hip-hop artist, you look to get the best song. I don't know about writing your whole verses

and all of that. But another thing I put, I give Jay over Drake is, think about all the artists Jay has introduced. Now, Drake has introduced artists in other ways, meaning he'll get on a feature and make their shit hot, and then you'll start paying attention to them in a different way. But Jay actually gave us other superstar. Like who?

He gave us to Jake Holes and the Conyers and the Rihanna's and the Rihanna's and, you know, the whole Rockefeller regime back in the day. Of course, he wasn't the only executive. You know, of course you got to give Damon Biggs and all in their credit. But, you know, Jay has introduced us to countless amounts of legendary superstars. star that he profits on. Yeah. Drake is putting people on that he doesn't profit on. You know Drake's getting, Joe Drake's not getting money for those features? Of course he is. No, he's not getting money for their stardom.

I don't think. But what's wrong with profiting off of them? I'm saying, all I'm saying is Jay discovered better, Jay has discovered talent. Drake hasn't done that yet. No, no, no, I think, I think Drake has put way more artists on than Jay Z. Way more. I don't even know. Now you sound like this question. I'm just saying in terms of not only. artist, but like the trends in music, Drake

has been on top of for the last fucking decade. You know who did that? You know who started that blueprint? Who? Jay Z. Is that right? Because back in the day, Jay Z would jump on who's ever was the hot person. So juvenile high remix. Okay.

The Oakland Sound. You know, well, what's my favorite word when he did that shit? He did the shit about over two show blow your whistle. So he had a couple of Houston records like that. He would do guest appearances, whether it was Rick Ross hustling, whether it was, you know, GZ, dope boys go crazy. That blueprint that Drake does, which is smart.

You're saying that Jay-Z established that. A hundred percent. Okay. And by way, it's a smart strategy. No, it's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant.

It's brilliant. I guess I've always saw Jay-Z as coming from more of like a business perspective in terms of curating talents and then playing a part in either the management or the label side of that talent. Whereas I've seen Drake put people on that he's not signing simply because he believes

that that's the direction where music is going to go and he wants to shine a light on that. But isn't it signing them a bigger investment? Like if I'm Jay-Z and I decide to not just feature on a J-Cole, I'm going to sign him and invest in him because I know this guy is one of those next ones.

Instead of just signing, you know, I mean, featuring on a Kanye West song, we're going to sign. this guy to our label. No, because I think there's self-interest there. It's like, I look at what Drake does more like, what like Rogan does, where it's just like, oh, wow, this person is really talented,

and I want to give them the exposure that they deserve. But if Rogan had a podcast network, he'd maneuver differently. Sure, but the fact that he could have a podcast network as he wants, but to me, it's altruistic. It's like, wow, I think there's greatness here, and I want to shine a light on that greatness. Jay has done both.

Yeah, you guys are explaining that. me now, so I'm seeing that. But I do think that we can't diminish Drake's contributions in those ways. Here's my thing. I like, like shining lights on artists that people had no clue who they were. I agree. Massive opportunities. Like massive, massive opportunities.

What's a greater? Okay, put it like this. I'm not, not what you said, but what's greater? How many people's, sorry to cut you. How many people's first platinum record has a Drake feature on it? Sure. And then how many people's first platinum record has a JZ feature? I'm not trying to knock Jay-Z.

A bunch of them. And I believe they do. I guess what I'm trying is, like, what if we line those up and all the different genres of music, we could really tell from that point right there who has put on more people. Let's just look at your first gold or platinum record with a feature. I would think Jay-Z trumps that by far.

I don't know, dude. No, I'm going to tell you why, because not only did Jay-Z do, did the features on hit records, he wrote a lot of hit records, and he signed a lot of these hit artists. What's more important for Drake? What would have been more impactful? If he just had a little Wayne feature,

or little Wayne actually signing him to Young Money? What's more impactful for Drake? What's been more impactful for his career? You think just him having a Little Wayne feature, are Wayne actually signing him to Young Money? I think that the exposure is more important. There's no question that having the co-signed from not only Wayne, but also Jay Prince and,

having that background and support has helped him. There's no question. But I do believe that he was so and is so talented that the exposure of a Wayne feature, the exposure of a JZ feature, the exposure of a Kanye feature, anybody shining light on that level of talent was going to take him over the top.

I agree, but having that one-off is different than having somebody behind you constantly, everyday pushing. I'm not saying that it's either or. What I'm saying is some people are so talented that all they need is the first look. And then after getting that first look, people start going, what the fuck is going on?

Oh, I agree. But then you can fall up too. Because I can be Maconian. God bless. You know what I mean? Drake can give you a hot record. That's 100%. And then there's no follow up.

And that's really on you. And the people that Drake gave a hot record to, I mean, look at like Migos. You know, like that, what is it, Versace? That Versace one was crazy. And then Migos go, you know what, we're also superstars and we're going to continue to take this opportunity and become the biggest rap group of our generation.

You're not wrong, but I think people also forget Migos already had a, they were bubbling before. That's why Drake got on the record, even with the little babies, I think sometimes, and it's not to nobody's fault, but sometimes when you aren't paying attention to like what's happening in the street in that moment. You know me. I've always said I'm the biggest outsider music, whatever. I don't know anything. All I'm looking, and I'm looking is the most casual. You guys already know that Migos is popping. You guys already know what's happening there in Atlanta and you already know how

they have maybe a cultural strangle. Drake's in the club and he hit Abasascha and he's like, oh, I gotta get on this. 100%. Yeah. But so, and that does benefit him as well. 100%. Absolutely. It does benefit him as well. Him bringing up all these young artists. I can imagine they have the same

appreciation and gratitude to Drake as a lot of us comics have for, well, I definitely have for you, but also for Rogan, right? Where it's just like, wow, these people put me in a position for other people to see me, so I'm going to have that eternal gratitude. And that's really helpful when you're coming up.

Now, instead of beefing with these guys who are your competition, those guys are going, yo, Drake's the man. Let's go on tour. Let's do anything. Like, it's a great strategic move. And I'm sure, as you guys were explaining, Jayzie had also done this.

I just... I wonder if there's a thought process to that. I wonder if it's like, I'm going to give this person a feature. Because I know if I shine the light on him, he'll go. He's out of here. But this person I really want to be invested in.

This person, I want to be part of their career going forward. But you know what it also could be too? It's like some people don't, I don't know. But like some people, I don't have, I have more joy in like putting people on, giving them opportunities and like helping them without making money off. Type of thing, right? Like I don't want to own anybody. Also, I'm not as excited in like the curation and building.

of somebody else. I like being helpful, but I don't want that to be my job. You know what I mean? I like both. I know. You're different. You really like doing that kind of stuff

where it's like, for me, I want to help you and I want to brainstorm with you. I want to whatever, but I don't want to feel like it's on me to make your career. I want to give you the opportunity

where you can make your career, give you the platforms, I want to shine the light, I want to help you with everything I can't do. But it's already hard enough to build the things that we're doing right here.

And you got to start. shoot a lot of shots because it's going to be a lot of misses. I'm not going to sit and act like, of course, Jay's had a lot of misses. You know what I mean? But when those shots go in, you get a Rihanna. You get a Kanye. Oh, huge. You get a Jay Cole.

You know what I mean? They even, you know, say what you want, the Memphis bleaks, the Beanie Seagulls, the state properties, all of that. Like, you know what I mean? Of course you can't just give Jay credit for that because that's Dame and that's Biggs and all of them when they were Rockefeller. But, man, a lot of these artists, yo, like

when you're responsible for one legend, when you're responsible for one other legend, you're in a different league, when you're responsible for like two or three, come on, man. That's why I give Wayne a lot of props. Wayne gave us Drake and Nikki. Yo, wait, 100%.

No question. Kanye too. Kanye gave us John Legend, you know, Big Sean, Kid Cuddy. What genres of music, not only just hip-hop, but what genres of music do you think that Drake has, played a part in, I don't want to say the word exposing because they're already popular artists and they're already popular genres, but shining a light so they can become mainstream accepted

in our lifetime. I don't think it's a genre he's showing us that we haven't seen. No, again, it's not about we haven't seen and you guys are so inside. I'm talking about the casual like me, right? So like Drake really shining a light on like what was happening in the UK rap scene. Right? Like to me, I'm like, oh wow,

he was really on that. Not only in terms of like music, but also like culture, like the top boy stuff. Like he's go, okay, there's something bubbling over here. Obviously down south,

him collabing with a few of the artists down south. And then also the Afro beats or whatever it is, which is already a huge, massive genre of music, but bringing that over to like a mainstream Western audience, like where white people are listening to fucking, And what's the guys that last, last. Burn a boy.

Burn a boy. You know what I mean? Like what Drake? What Afrobeat song was Drake on? I don't remember. He had a few Afro beat style songs on like a scoreby. Is Thames a Afro beat dude? That's a woman.

What? It's a woman. We don't know how they identify. No, that, no, no. No, but slew to drink. This is a slewit in. But the conversation we're having, I can, I can have that conversation with Drake. in Jay Z.

Yeah, we're not having that with. I've never had that with Meek is all I'm saying. That's never been a thing. I haven't heard. And the tricky thing is like, I'm sure that's... But clearly it is because he bought it up, but I never heard it. But I think the tricky thing is that I'm sure that's probably like insulting for a Meek, but it's like it's not to say that there aren't people that Meek has outperformed.

He's outperformed 99.9% of everybody who's ever tried to rap. You're talking about what he's done in his career is better than 99.9% of anybody in history who's tried to rap. Think about that. Because he's had success. Because of the level of success, people don't realize how hard is,

it's hard to build a career as a rapper. And I think it's, when you only look at what's above you, it's very easy to be like, super competitive. I think almost. There's a lot of people who try it. So,

you know what I mean? But I guess, I mean, like, whatever, like even having a song like dreams and nightmare. Like, how many people have, Have a cultural moment.

Forever. Forever. Your song ain't going nowhere for a decade. Your greatest enemy, hears that song and gets hyped. Think about you. You're absolutely right. And also, too, with drama,

and this is what I, I guess I'm sitting there trying to say, you can't be mad meek at drama's comments. He's not talking down to you. You're just being compared to the greatest of all time. Yeah, exactly. You got to be mad at the interviewer for asking that question. Like why put you up against Drake?

Yes. Yeah. And why put you up against Hove? Yeah. Forget the Drake. Yeah. He asked who is the Js D or D.E.? Yeah.

You got compared to the greatest of all time. 99 was the number you gave? 99.9%. 99.9% of people are going to answer that question like Drama. Yes. Like. And that's not to say that you haven't had immense success. That's right.

And that's the tricky thing. And that's where it's on, that's where it's on him to just kind of look back and like, okay, okay, I'm being compared right now. What an honor. What an honor to be compared to the greatest ever. Even if someone's saying, no, it's not like that. The fact that my name is being mentioned, you know what? I've done something fucking all right here.

And the other percentage of that people, of that 99.9. All from Baltimore and Philly. Baltimore. What's up? It's Baltimore. It's Maryland and Philly, right? well Baltimore's in Maryland okay yeah yeah what the fuck did I say

Baltimore is in Maryland okay so it's Maryland Philly Baltimore's all I know is people from that area on the map probably believe that probably believe that about me oh yeah because he's probably the guy absolutely yo there's people in the South listening to how we're speaking about Jay Z and they're going

no exactly 100% yeah we weren't affected by him in the same way we think they're crazy but but they weren't affect it, like, yo, there's probably people who go, there's probably people who are like, nobody has impacted music more than future over the last 15 years. And you can make an argument about that. They're not wrong. And especially music and culture, you're growing up in Atlanta, you're growing up in parts of the South, and you're seeing his effect on music. My favorite is kindred, but that's just my personal favorite. Right. Salute to Cole. But if you're talking

about people who've had the most influence over the last 10 to 12 years. On sound. It's between Drake and Future, and I'm probably going to give Future to age. I don't. I can't. I can't do that. But that again, I'm not growing up in Atlanta. Why would you say that?

Why would you? I just haven't seen anybody have more influence. Okay. Okay, okay, this is good going back to, wait, wait. Drake had more impact. No, this is actually good. This is going back to our basketball thing. Steph has had more influence on how the game is played.

That doesn't mean Steph is a better basketball player, and I don't want to get lost in the woods here, than Michael Jordan. No, but he is better than the bomb. But, okay, that's why I knew that was going to happen. Okay. So let's just, it's fine, it's fine, I don't give a fuck what cares. So, but in terms of the way that Steph plays the game,

he has influenced more people to play the game like him. 100%. That doesn't mean that he is better, whereas a guy like future might have influenced music more, the actual sound of music in the last 15 years, more than Jay-Z has influenced it in the last 15 years.

But that's, yeah, no doubt. But, I mean, yeah, but Jay-D had his time. But he had his time where he was influenced. But that doesn't mean that he's better than Jay-Z, but his musical impact, in terms of the way that people are rapping because he raped that way, and him having a unique style of rapping,

has had more influence on the overall genre of hip-hop. Yes, Future had guys in Brooklyn trying to rap like him. That's an argument to me. Like, think about that. I didn't see that prior to future. I didn't see rappers from places like New York trying to sound like an artist from the South. Now, I remember when ASAP, you know, them came out and they had like sovereign influence in their music.

But I'm talking about sounding. Like designers sounded like future. Rapers in the UK sounded like future, like literally. So, yes, I think future's influence. People, even when they were having that whole Mount Rushmore debate, and it was Kendrick Cole and Drake and who's the fall from like, it's future. And it's not even close.

Yeah. Yeah. And again, this is where we get into influence versus like greatness. Yeah, this is just where we get into influence versus greatness. Like we spoke about AI. AI. AI might be the. perfect example.

Artificial intelligence or actual Alan Rice? Both, no. But Alan Iverson might be the perfect example. He doesn't have any championships.

No. Right? Steph has championships. He doesn't have any championships, but he influenced the game more than anybody in his era.

So future... One and off the quote. Future might be AI. Everybody wants to be him. Everybody wants to look like him. They want the Riz like him. They want the swag like him.

He might not have... Got the best memes? There's no rapper. He made me want to eat cheesecake. There's no rapper who got better memes than future. You know how many lactose intolerant people? Like, I got to try this cheesecake. What's the cheesecake one?

Didn't he have one where he's like something like that? Yeah, it's sensational. How was the cheesecake? Is that? Oh, yeah, when he's like, sensation. Yeah, before that, I didn't know what the question was before. He's talking about cheesecake. I'm pretty sure. No idea.

I remember. I just like when he's looking in the mirror, that's the funny and shit. Like, that's been meme so many times. Now, he might not have an album that is 10 times fucking platinum or something. He does, though. Which one? Yo, Future's like the number. Look up to stat.

He's got more, he's got like, there's only like six rappers who got more number one albums in him. And it's like Jay, Kanye, Eminem. What's the fucking album? 30 Sprite? 30 Sprite, too, yeah. Yeah, but he got that three-headed monster, bruh. The fucking mixtapes. This Google, rappers with most number one albums.

It's all time. Yeah. rappers with most, put rappers with most number one albums. What's that? What's the song? What, March Madden? 30-sod and a stasis. Class of March, March, Man. Okay, here you go. Right there. Right there. Right. Right. Hard's with the most number one album. Drake 13. No, go to the fullest. Two-pac eight, JZ7. Click out of that. Click out of that Taylor, game. Uh, scroll down, scroll down. No, you didn't, did you click one? Did you click one more row?

Oh, there it go. Yeah, click that one. Who knew? Number one albums. All I know is features on that goddamn list. Future got like eight number ones or something crazy like that. I got one on chat YouTube if you want.

What? What is it? JZ is number one. Number one. Yep. M and M is number two with 10. Then Drake with nine. is four with number nine.

Future's five. Nasda's five. Low Lane is number six and features number seven with five number one album. Oh no, that's old. That's old. Features one, two, three, four, five.

Because right there, right there. Future's number five now. Look, look, look, throw down. Eight, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. He's got eight number one albums on Billboard. Like, there's not a metric that you can use did not put future in the conversation, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Music, album sales, influence, cultural impact. You're right. He got more number ones than Jay Cole. I take it back. I take it back. So he's Steph. He's not AI. He's Steph because he got the championships too.

That's all I'm saying. Let's pay some bills. Come back and do some Asking Idiot. Future is a goat. Stop playing with Future. Stop playing with him. Okay, let's take a quick break before we get into Ask an Idiot. SquareSpace.

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for 10% off your first purchase. Let's get back to the show. All right. It's time for some asking idiots. Ooh, who is Chris Thomas? This is a good question. Does the responsibility of your fame and success ever feel like it's not worth it,

even at brief moments? No. No, it's awesome. There are things that we complain about. There's things that we have to go through that maybe other people don't, but it is, it's easy for people who have success in fame to complain

because we're human beings and we complain. That's just what we do. But this shit is so awesome, and we should be so grateful every single day. Every single fucking day. Yeah, I mean, listen, man, I used to sell crap. I've worked at Taco Bell. So, you know, as my therapist always tells me, you cannot have...

This is your dreams a nightmare. Your success. I used to sell crack like this. For real. Gordita crunches like that. What do you say? But my therapist always says you can't have your problems without having your success. Yes.

They are literally mutually combined. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, you're going to have problems. You're going to have success. But you're just going to be. What outweighs the other? That's what I was saying last week about somebody like LeBron.

Like, does it seem like he's getting a lot of unfair criticism? Sure. But when you take a step back and you look at him and you say for the person he is, what he's accomplished, what he's done, the position he's in, you're supposed to get that level of criticism. That's just the way shit is. So does the responsibility of your famous success ever feel like it's not worth it? It never feels like it's not worth it.

Does it get exhausting and draining sometimes? Sure. But it never feels like it's not worth it. That's what I would say. Well done. Oh, come on, I see. Yo, Fain and D. I don't even believe that's your name.

I just think you want me to say something crazy. Fian Nong. What you're going to do now, Fain of D. Nong. Fain of D. Nong wants to know how shala get such a fat ass. Talk to him. Talk to him. Talk to him now.

Talk to him now. Just letting the streets know. A little... A couple of them. It's a little scratching. Damn, bro. Bro, you're thick, bro. Man, I got baggie's pants on right now.

You are thick. Just letting the streets know what it is. I don't even know how to answer your question, man, because, you know, how do you just tell somebody God blessed you but didn't bless everybody else? That's kind of, that'd be arrogant, right? No, honestly. You know what I'm saying?

I wish I had my sunglasses on front when I was staring at your ass, bro. I can't even say no, I can't just be like, yo, Shalah, how'd I get it fast? There's no secret to this. God did. God did. God did. God gave me something here and get nobody else.

You know what I mean? God was up in heaven making snowmen. Bro, you are thick. Yeah. That's right. It's crazy I think you are. Taylor, all jealous. Jealous is fuck.

God, you such a jealous, motherfucker. You are jealous. It's disgusting. Yo, not everybody could be built like Charlotte, though. I feel like you got to do more squats because it's been a little flat. Hey, I just hear hate. It's not hate. No, I just hear hate.

I'm trying to give you. I'm trying to give yap, yap, yap. Charlotte built like a Levine cookie. You don't need to give him no advice for nothing. Okay? How thick that man is. Let's talk about double stamen. If I said anything to Taylor about working out.

Oh, she'd be real mad. Yeah, she probably insult me. Motherfax. I'm going to shoot your man. You say something, I'm going to shoot your fucking man. All right? I'm going to shoot your fucking. Say something.

I'm going to shoot your man. All right? Oh. Did y'all watch Sarah Stillman's special? So I got a special? I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know neither.

What's it on? We have not watched it yet. Yeah, we haven't watched it yet. I would. I like good stand-up special. I thought I was the only person who enjoys watching people bomb until I spoke to Dion Cole. Dionne Cole said he goes on stage and tells an unfunny joke on purpose. Because he says not funny is funny.

And he's absolutely fucking right. I thought it was just me. He said you're going to use one of my dad did. He didn't say that to me, too he said. No, you didn't. Why, you don't tell a lot like that? Not funny, it's funny, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not funny, the comedians. No, it is. We enjoy watching it. Other people, we don't want to happen to us. Yeah, not exactly. But see, that's why I think comedians don't like to see it happen to other people because they know that could be you. Yeah.

Maybe. You never know. Yeah. But boy, for us fans. You're welcome. Huh? You're welcome. You're welcome.

Watching people bomb. Who bombed? I thought that was your joke you were making. Oh, no. It was all the unfunny that I brought. Yeah, that was it. No, no, it's different, though. I like, I like, I like that funny when somebody's on stage.

There's nowhere to go up for you. I know, I didn't. And you didn't even take advantage of it. I didn't. That was boy, you're slim. All right. It got to be a joke. Yo, you didn't mom good enough.

I know. Give me one. Give me one. Give me one. Go, go. Go, go. Taylor, give a dad joke. Okay.

Would you go around the neighborhood? Yeah, go. How about avocados? If you don't sit your thick, fat, fucking ass, you don't need no avocados. That's all protein with your thick ass. All right, all right, Taylor, teller, give us your dad. That would be so hype with these stupid-ass dope. Yo, what, Taylor, when you would tell your dad jokes and then people wouldn't laugh, would you get defensive and be like, yeah, if you had a dad, you would get it?

Yeah, probably. Probably that way. You right? You right. Okay, how many, what kind of cancer suit with Mario have on? What kind? Then, then, then. You knew that one?

Yeah, you hear me say before as someone. You're a hater. You're a hater. You don't think that was clever, though? That was good. You're a hater. Okay, go. You're so, you're so cute, dude.

I love you. You're good. Wait, how come Barbie couldn't get pregnant? How come Barbie couldn't get pregnant? Yeah. How come? Because Ken came in another box. Okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. What's the lesbian's couple? What's a lesbian couple's favorite singer? Scissors. Scissors. This is good. Scroll down, Taylor. What else we got?

Okay. Now see, now we're getting into some real brilliant idiots questions here, buddy. Okay. This is one of them ones, man. We might have to end on this. You know what? Let's do, let's do Shumkan Kan-Kan first, and then we'll go back to merchandise. Okay, Sham Kandan says, has creating content changed the way you consume content? That's a good question.

Wow. Wow. Probably without realizing it. Probably without realizing it has in some ways. Yeah. I have to actually really think on that one. Because I still think I want the same things from content. Like if I want distraction and I want to exist in like a fantasy like superhero world just to get away from everything, then I'd still consume that.

I wouldn't consume any different based on the way that I make stuff. But that's an interesting, that's a good question. I have to think about that. What about you, son? Sort of kind of because the content that we consume is dope, it's raw, but I still think there's a production value missing. That's why I loved what you did with the turn your phone. because I feel like you elevated what everybody was already doing online. Everybody's giving commentary.

But now let's produce this commentary. Let's make it look sexy. You know what I'm saying? Let's give it something, you know? So for me, you know, it, creating content, I always want to create on that level. You know what I'm saying? I hear you on that. Like I always want to create on that high produced level.

Like Taylor knows, like I'm always like I'm big on imaging and production. I want things to sound different and separate separate themselves from everything everybody else is doing. Yeah. I'm telling you, everybody's doing literally the same. Tip of the spear. How do you be the tip of the spear? How you do something different from everyone else?

That's right. Yeah, that's right. So creating content. The way I consume content hasn't changed the way I create content. And I know a lot of people like that. Like I know some people, you know, just having conversations with them and really getting into their thought process of how they do things, That's their mindset.

Like some of your favorite social media influences that create content, they not just put, they not just, it may look easy. But now they put in the way. They are putting so much work into it. And I respect it. All right. I think I know the one you want to ask. You know I do.

And we go probably in on this one from merchandise underscore. That's right. Suck one dick ten times or ten dicks one time. What would you do? This ain't no joke, bro. This is, this one of them one joke. Suck one dick ten times. And keep in mind, it's going to get harder.

I know exactly what I would do. I know exactly what I would do. We have a very intellectual question we need you to ask. Only, you came in. Chris, you came in at the perfect time, Chris. Chris, suck one dick ten times, some ten dicks one time. I have the answer and I would like to share it with you guys.

Okay, let's share. I don't know. They like... No, no, you have to... It's a completion. Suck one dick ten times, the ten digs one time. Okay. I would suck one...

Sorry, I would talk ten dicks one time. Because sucking one dick ten times. By that tenth time, it's going to take you four hours to get that dick to come. Oh, we're doing this all at one moment. Well, what would you like to spread it out for the rest of your life? Yes. You're going to go through life knowing you've got to suck dick on Thursday? Yes.

No, I'm getting that out of the way. One day. You a ho, though. I'm sucking 10 dicks in a day, dude. You'd be a whore. I'm sucking 10 dicks in a day. You like freak Nick, babe. Yeah, I had one crazy day.

You had a crazy life. Because here's the thing. You're gay, dude. That's gay. If you suck dick throughout your life, that's gay. Who looks gayer? The man who sucked one dick or the man who sucked 10 different dicks.

You wild gay. I might be gay. But you wild Irish. We go Irish gay? Huh? Irish gay? That's the whiskey, man. I was just trying to make a play on the whiskey man.

I don't know what, though. What I did is gay, but we're going to move past that. We're going to get through it. No, you got 10 different people telling 10 different stories. I was gay one day. No, no, no NDAs. I was gay for that documentary is crazy. Ten guys.

All saying they got that fire dome from Shotsie. And they're describing you, right? They're like, yeah, yeah, the head cut. What does NDA stand for? NDA stands for nasty dick sucking Andrew. All right? I'm going to be honest with you. I'm sucking one dick ten times.

Yo, you're crazy. That's love. Yo, shut up. That's love. Well, man. Why tell them everything's not crazy? No, you in love, bro. If you suck one dude's dick 10 times you would love.

But that's my whole point. Now, you love a dude. I can say I was in a relationship. You love him. That's fine. I can say I was in a relationship. Wow. Yeah.

You're cheating on your wife. That's wild. You cheat on your wife. I think me and my wife can get past that. Ain't no way. But if I stuck, it ain't no way. In different dits. Not one day.

Get out the way. Yo, you was wilding. That's it. You got to blame that shit on drugs or something. Like, turn the lights off. Turn the lights off. I didn't even know it was 10 days. I didn't know.

I was just stuck in one dick and it was 10 in there. Turn the light up. Yo, that's the Wu-Tang Clan and one. There we go. 10? Yup. Now, I'm sucking one dick 10 times.

That's great. I was in a relationship. You know what I'm saying? That's great. That's worse. Shit didn't work out. You know what I mean? Nah, bro, that's crazy.

You're gonna get good at it too. Oh, yeah, you're gonna learn what he likes. Yo, you're wild. You are wild, man. You're wild for that show. Yeah, that's super wild, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. You would love with someone.

You got someone that makes. mind. Come up. You know, he's going to let Alex skate past the, you're going to get good at it? Like, how would he know? Wait, man, at home. He repeated the same shit. No, he didn't. He didn't.

I'm like, wait, wait. I jumped on that shit too fast. You did it. Why he got to get good at it, bro? Oh, you got to get good at that shit, too? What is going on right now? What do you mean he got to get good at it? What are you mean by that?

How do you do that is up? Is that that what she's up? Do you get your nails done, clearly. Whoa! Taylor is taking shots again. Taylor. Oh. Alex, you go head for head.

Hey, yo, that's what I know, right? Yeah, you got that. At this point, we don't know who'd be better. We don't know who'd be better at this point. Taylor got that. I want you all to answer this question to send it to us, for real. Suck one dick ten times and ten dicks one time. You give ten bad dicks up.

That's better than, like. You got to see the same guy over and over and over. I'm fine with that. Why? Ten different dudes saying you gave him heads. Yes. Yes. That was me.

Nah, man. By 2023 logic, I can say, look, man, I was experimenting. I was curious with one person. You did 10. You can't experiment 10 times. Yes. You did. The experiment is over.

If you have the result. That's the relationship at that point. Yeah, you are married. So what is sucking 10 dicks at one time? That's fun. That's fun. You a hole, bro. That's fun.

You big LGBTQ, A-E-I-O-U and sometimes wide, bro. Big. That's me. But you, you would love a man. That's fine. I'm with that. But you love a man's dick in your mouth. One man's stick in your mouth.

Yeah. That's crazy. You love 10 men's dick in your mouth. No, I was doing a goal. What's the goal? It was fear factor. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it wasn't, it was just a feat of strength.

You was that burning man. Exactly. You was on everything. I'm gonna be burning man. I was on everything, man. I didn't even know it was dick. Exactly. They told me it was a faucet.

I was thirsty. I was a loosening. Bang, bang, back, back. Yeah. No, you can't. I can't say that. I thought it was glow sticks. I thought it was glow sticks.

You can't say that because they come in different sizes. Exactly. Exactly. But imagine you love one guy's dick. And you're like, now we need to run that fast. That's crazy. What if it's that burn a man? You're going to be like,

you know, Do that? Every Bernie man you do it? No, just that one time in a weekend. Yeah. I suck 10 dicks? No, and I suck that one guy's dick 10 times. Yeah, son.

You are so gay. I know. Son, it's crazy. Son, it's crazy, son. Why are you trying to create ways to, so? Who is this man, y'all? Who is this man, y'all? You know what's so funny?

How I come out gay and a question about, would you suck? a dick or would you suck a dick you're still gayer bro because you're doing it out of love you're doing it out of love bro if you do it out of love it's gayer bro oh man okay guys

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