The Brilliant Idiots - 12 Pump Shawty (Ft. Lil Duval)

Episode Date: May 6, 2021

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It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamanyagat. Andrew Shultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Hezzi is here, of course. Little Latin X is here, of course.

Wax is here, of course. Taylor Gang is here, of course. And we got a special guest in the building. You know he's a special guest because he's not getting on no plane to come to New York. He hates New York. But he's here right now. And he got leather pants on. Come on, you know when I wear my leather pants,

that mean I got a special coming on. Hey. Living my best life special. You could buy a pay-per-view right now. And on, what's the other network? All black. All black. Deacon Duval is here.

I went all black for the black people. Little Duval said, you know, you can tell, you know why he got on leather pants. He got a special. This is your first special. Oh, yeah. But all stand-up comedians wear leather pants. So this is my old.

I didn't wear it on my shirt. special because I wanted to be more like Sammy Davis Jr. So, like, now, I'm, come on now, you get it. Eddie, Eddie started that? Eddie started what? The leather pants? Yeah. Yeah, Eddie started this, you know, but I was going back old past Eddie with Sammy Davis

Jr. Sammy wore leather pants? No, he didn't. I wore a suit. On my special, I wear, yeah, I wear a suit like on some rat pack shit. Okay, okay, but in real life, you just walking around with the leather pants on. The leather pants are promoted. Okay.

Okay, so, wait, you have a special coming out on all black? All black. What is that? Explain what's going on. I don't know what's happening. All black is Bob Johnson's new screaming platform. So really his special is on paper of view. It's on video on demand.

Yeah. So you can go to it, watch it just like you would watch the fight, and then you go to all black if you want to. And then eventually it'll be on one of the other screaming. See, we got to go black first. That's what we're doing our community shows. Okay, yeah. Explain this.

I went black first. You know, I got to give my people first. Then I give it to you people. Got you. Okay, now, are white people allowed to buy this special? Are we also allowed to participate? You're definitely allowed. But you probably want to do it on the low,

just in case your other white friends oppose it. Right. But for the most part, you can go there. You're welcome. Okay. They love you, though. They love me. They love me.

Black people feel like they need me first. So I got to give it to my black. You're like, damn, you're going to go there first without us? That's what's like next week is my first week in Utah. That's my first thing You've never been to Utah I've never performed in Utah That's a polygamy state right?

Yeah I never performed Then you just do No It's not a polygamy state No It's not No no no

Then you just lead there Shokes Are you going there I was just there It's great The comedy club is great Where is it wise guys I'm not sure

I just know It's salt lake soon You know these things No you don't know These things Man He just shows up Does the comedy

Bro It's Dubol You're talking to Duval Right now Come on that It's not It's not a polygamy state I thought you could have

more than one wife in Utah. No, I think that's illegal all across America, but like, Mormons try to do that shit. Yeah, you can't do it. I thought it was legal, though. Yeah, because the whole HBO show, Big Love was based off it, right? Yeah, that's a show. That's a, that's a, television show. Well, that's some bullshit. So what about that other show that dude had all them wives,

and he built their houses, and they all stayed in different houses in Utah. That was Big Love. That was Big Love. Yeah, yeah. But I don't think that's legal, man. I don't think they, like, legally got married or some shit. Taylor, look it up. Man, this shit is so funny now. that shelters in Florida. This nigga dressed like Mina.

He told me. He didn't change. He's talked all that shit about the south. Felt that he ain't left yet. Yeah, 3-0-Hadzie different. 3-0-0-Hadzie different. 3-0-0-Hadzie different. He's not the same.

To Charlemagne, I'm not coming back to New York until Tamika Mallory's book is out. And we honestly don't know what that's going to be. Man, hold up. Hey, do-ball. Do-Ball. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

Charlemagne's been promoting Tamika Mallory's book. This has been for literally the last year. This is May 11th. Duval, do me one favor. See if there's anything written on them pages. It is. I don't think we got words written on those pages. It is.

May 11th. Next week, next week it'll be out. Start reading from that book. Words with no pictures. This is like the Bible. When I think of the most terrifying tools of hatred in this country history, I don't think of a knife or a gun. I think of a noose.

Whoa. Damn. She came in hot. She came in hot. She came in hot. And that was any page, too. She came in hot. And we got the forward.

We got the forward from the Cardi B. Angela Davis forward is great because Cardi B asked a question and Angela Davis answers it. But I have not been proleting this book for a year. It's only been since October. Wow. Okay, October. But it'll be out May 11th. So I guess you're coming home, Sheltz.

That's right. I'm coming home, baby. The streets need you. Listen, New York opening back up in June. I'm up in there now. You ain't missing shit. You is not missing shit. You is not missing shit.

Trust me. Duvall just tried to buy a watch off Canal Street. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and try to get, well, I tried to get my old lady a little pouch, a little Louis Poutch. She hung up on me. That lady wants you to get that bag. That lady won't be, she's been trying.

She don't went down to $20. I never thought about it, but I can see why you would come to New York, come to Canal Street, and buy some fake shit. You know it's so crazy. It's mostly white people. they're buying all the shit. Oh, yeah.

They buy all the fake shit. We're the only dumbest buying the real shit. That's right. And we look at them and we just assume it's real because they white. Because they're white. We got to stop that. Oh, that's the investment. Matter of fact, I'm going to record that on my social media when I get off here.

I'm going to go out there and record the show how many white people up there buying. Yeah. I've never seen a white person get teased for having something fake on. Do y'all tease each other for having fake shit on? Andrew was the closest. Somebody did it on Andrew by Joe's like that. shit on somebody by some jays. No, no, no, somebody shit on me.

Because back in the day, I could only afford two pairs of Jays, bro. I only had two pairs of Jordans, and we were recording a podcast every week, and I was just flip-flopping my red to my blue, my red to my blue, and then some guy on Twitter came at me, bro. So do y'all shit on each other for having fake shit on? Not really, because, I mean, like, it's pretty cheap to buy, like, vans. Like, if you bought fake vans, that's crazy. You know what I'm saying?

The vans are $40. Like, you saving $10? for vans, you buy a fake vans for 30? Man, it's motherfuckers buying fake microcores. If microcores is cheap. Yeah. You know what we might do? We might like trash someone who got like the

bootleg cereals. Like if you don't have frosted flakes, you got like sugary flakes. Oh yeah. That's what I came up on. That's all we came up on. We came up on corn flakes and put sugar on the corn flakes. Damn, polygamy is no longer a felony in Utah, bro.

Oh, get out of here. Yeah, they brought. The law back in the March, it went into effect. You don't let them hate-n-ass women up there talk to you and fool you while you was on stage. Man, they say polygamy from a third-degree felony to an infraction. So basically the same legal level of the traffic ticket. Wow. You can have more than one wife for goddamn Utah.

I take that ticket. But would you really want more wives? Like, think about that. Do you want more, the wives are responsibility? Women are a headache. Like, that's a lot of, that's a lot of emotions you go have to do. deal with. You're going to have to have a madam to control that.

Exactly. Like, I think, I understand guys going, I'd like to sleep with more than one woman. I don't think any guys fantasizing about having four wives, bro. Like, four different people. You got to be able to afford four wives. I think you can, though. How? I don't want four wives like that.

I want different households, I believe, yeah. You want different households? Have to. But you wouldn't want everybody under one room. Otherwise, it would be bad girls club every time. No, people do it all the time, though. There's a lot of guys that have, who was the comedian that had two wives? DeRay.

That's two. Look at Taylor shooting her shot. Taylor love her some Duval. That's two. Taylor won't Duval so bad. Come on. Let's be clear. Shalvin wants us to be together because we're both short.

Taylor was walking in front of Duval, right? In front of him. No, no, no, Taylor was walking behind Duval. She's walking behind Duval and she goes, why are you following me? I did not say that. You know how old lady flirting that is? That's her own lady for. I'm telling you, I see you follow of me.

I'm telling you, we get in the room by herself, it's on. It's on? It's on. It's on. It's on. Wait, we want to smoke? Yeah, we go smoke all right. That's how it starts. That's how it starts.

You said she wants some smoke. And tell her, get you in the mood, baby, whatever your vice is. Well, look, another short guy tried to do that. I mean, there's a lot. There's a lot of people say, don't put that at the out of though. Why? You don't like short guys. Every tall girl I fuck say they don't fuck short guys.

Huh? Every tall girl I fuck say they don't fuck short guys. So I don't heard that a thousand thousand. I don't care about that. I know that. I know that they're saying I know you a fuck. First of all, I'm not that easy. First of all, I know you're easy.

I ain't fucked yet. It's been years. He got a point. He do got a point. He do got a point. You can't even use that. I'm not easy. I've known you for years.

I know you're not easy. You're talking to an old nigga that's been around a couple of times. Those little lines, them little memes, them Instagram memes don't work on me. Be honest, though, Teller. You like Duvall, don't you? It's cool. I don't know.

No, let's be weird. That's just like me. And this ain't, we ain't got to fuck or nothing, but I'm saying. You're not contractually obligated. Yeah, yeah. That's just like me. I fuck.

But, you know, it's something girls I'm not sure. No, I'm not. I'm not. I want to fuck. You keep me out, though. Yeah. I eat pussy. You sound like, woo-hoo.

And I guarantee I eat your pussy. I'm fucking. Ain't no way in hell. Ain't no way in hell. Dick getting dropped off. You're dropping it off? Dick getting dropped off. And she's going to be looking at you.

You're going to know how fucking. You're going to be looking at me funny. Every time I come up and do an interview. He'd be like, yeah, they fuck. You could see it in the eye. Every time I walk in, sure. She'd be mad. as hell when she hit dropping dick

I was like, it's some bullshit. And he ain't even stay long. He just dropped it off. He didn't have smile. He can't even stay long. Cap. There's a dropping dick off cap. Capp.

Nicarre drop dick off 12 pumps. 12 pumps. 12 pumps shodd. 12 pumps shodd. I wouldn't. Listen, I can understand having more than one wife's though. At least two, right? Two is cool, right?

Two is cool. I think I do believe two women because you need a woman. A woman needs somebody to talk to besides us. And they don't want to have another little man. Yeah, but you need somebody there sometimes. And in this day and age, y'all don't have that many friends for real.

Like, how many, do you got a real, like real? I have a solid pack of friends. I never. How old are you right now? I'm about to be 30. Oh, that don't count. Wait to, wait after 30. You're going to see how all them friends slow on down.

No, all of them. This is what you really? All the men since I was in middle school. Are they single? You'll see. You'll see. Are they single? Taylor? As a single pack.

Are they single? Some of them. Most of them. What kind of single to like? See, you at that age where they're going to go all the way single for them? Yeah. I'll get a life. Oh, get a life.

That's right. You're married. And you're going to be stuck in the middle because you ain't going to deal with the single shit, but you're still going to be looking for a good man. You know what I'm saying? And women like you is going to be hard because you're all good women. And it ain't that many of us out here. I know.

It ain't that many of us. Dr. O'maMaw tried to tell you. That was what. That you got to, well, I forgot with Dr. DuMawson. Take that hell. You said there ain't enough black men out there for black women. It really ain't. I mean, it sounds cliche.

Not like solid black men. There's black men. And you got to, all y'all are raised to find the best person. Like, y'all was supposed to get. My dad put the pestil for me. All women are put the pistil. So just imagine if it was a thousand of y'all out there. He's like all women of penicillian.

I mean, I'm going to sit. Maybe you're known from Florida. Shit. Shelt, you're not supposed to laugh at that, man. Duvall said all women are penicill. And he was going to let it slide too. Duvall was so into his speech

he forgot what words. Yeah. You know I'm going to use all these words all the time. Penicillin. What was we talking about? Women being on pedestal. Yeah. All women are raised to be put on a pedestal.

So if all y'all, it's impossible for all y'all to fight. How come y'all aren't, though? What you mean? Why don't y'all put on a pedestal? Because we're talking to treat y'all to put you on a pedestal. We're taught to get what we're supposed to get. Y'all talk to get what's the best.

We're taught to say, you get what you work for. Yeah. You get what you work on for. So that's the difference. And men don't need any, I don't want to see it. And then when we get something, the tables turn. Yeah. Once we get something now, all I'm chasing us.

Yeah. Like the cheat. And being up on a pedestal for a man is kind of, to me, it's based off what a reflection of what your woman is doing. You know what I'm saying? If I'm able to provide for my woman and, like, really show her and treat her a good time, I'm putting myself on a pedestal. I'm a king.

I'm good. And it works in our favor because it makes all other women that's single they want us even more. Exactly. And if girls, girls got to pick us anyway. Because y'all looking at what y'all want.

Y'all looking at me and this already taken. That's where y'all picking what y'all. You know, that's crazy. The more we provide for our girl, the more we get her and show her the most amazing lifestyle, the more desirable we get to other women. Absolutely. Exactly.

Yeah. Absolutely. If our women really wanted us to be faithful, they wouldn't accept any presents or gifts or anything. If they did, they wouldn't tell everybody on Instagram, showing it all. Like the most secure thing you could do in your relationship is look broke, ladies. Uh-huh.

Hey, Schultz, you got a point. I'm going to tell you something else. That shit ain't went for Derek Jackson, though, like. It ran through her. And she wasn't even a problem. She wasn't even a problem. She wasn't a problem She wasn't saying that.

It's women are bullies. Women are way more bully. Because that women didn't deserve that ass with you. No, but I think some of them looked at it like, you got the nerve to be out here cheating and acting like you betting everybody and you got your woman out here looking. Yeah, but they went to the woman. Yeah.

They didn't make the man look bad. Like shit. They came for both. I don't think she came for the woman, though. She should have had more say-so, though. She should have had more control over that relationship, man. I don't think they would have her fault. It wouldn't matter.

No way because they would have to. on a wig or something. Even if she was looking fly? Even if she would look fly. Man, come on. You're talking about social media. They would dissect that woman. They were like,

you're sitting there all dressed up to this nigga that cheating on you? It's no way. And it didn't help that it was so close to the bused challenge. She looked like she had just started it. It never dropped. She never dropped.

She looked like they called it right before she was going to transform. That's right. Right before she was about to drop. Hey, baby, come do this little interview with me. And the phone dot. Yeah. No, but that's a good point, too,

even when you, what y'all was talking about with the women? I forgot what the fuck y'all was talking about just now. I forgot. Nah, the most secure thing a woman can do looks broke. Oh, yeah. The most secure thing a woman can do for her relationship is not look like she got anything going on because then they're going to want your man who's providing all this great shit for you. And I'm, and I'm going to tell you something.

Dudes on Instagram that love to show off what they doing for their woman. Like when they show like the roses on the band and all that. They're only doing that for other women. They only did They're doing that to look good They're showing off for other women They don't get that though Like and women fall for it

What's this guy doing though? Every time What's his got to get a girl do? I'm sorry, shows I had somebody in my mind I was shooting that You know? You know?

It wasn't true. It was a shot at me up. My bad. I had one person You know who I was thinking of? Who? Tirees. That was. I was.

I was. I was. I was. I was thinking about one person. and I ended up spraying you by mistake. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Every once in a while, I got to. Ladies. I got to do it. If a man is shitting on another man to get you, that's signs that he's full of shit.

Like when he's selling you a dream like, why would the man do this? Why? He's like, that's like that's a size of bullshit. Like, you should know that. That's why I never got why they failed for the Derek Jackson's. It's like, it's obvious.

Because you got it. Like, he's selling you what you want to hear. They finally have somebody on their side. You heard what she said? They are good men. You heard what she said? Yeah, but we want to believe it. You don't believe he's a good man?

Probably? Yeah, I do. But he's not doing what they doing. No, but he had his dirt time too, right? So we want to believe. Hey, yo, y'all, what's up? But we want to believe that, you know, it's not all men have a dirt side on them.

That's all. That's all. There's nobody. It's just Russell Wilson and that's it. You just got certain men who pray on people's need to believe. Barack Obama. They pray on y'all. They pray. That's why it works. They like preachers. They pray on your need to believe. Why do you think it's more women in the, in the church? Because they believe. Y'all believe way more than we don't follow.

Let me ask you guys this. Do you think it's possible that there will always be a place on the internet which is full of frustrated men and a lot of nerds who can't get laid? there'll always be a place on the internet for them to watch videos of a guy shitting on women because they're angry at women and they're frustrated they can't get no pussy so they relish in the fact

that a dude is telling a woman they ain't shit, right? Like that space will always exist. I think it's more so because ain't nobody saying nothing that's got a voice that anybody that say anything close to something

that got to do with for the male voice they go with it. You get what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, he's speaking for the men. And finally somebody. That's why they fuck with me because I'm the only one to speak from a male point of view. But that's not true.

There's plenty of us that talk about it. And maybe we are successful because of that. Like they want some perspective. But Andrew's right though. But I tell you this, man, there is a lot of guys out here that like pussy but don't like women. So you know what I mean? They'll always side. They'll always side with a guy that's like really going in on.

It's hard to like something that you're rejected by constantly. Yeah. You see this happen a lot of times in politics. Like, there's always going to be a space for someone who justifies your views. You know what I mean? Kind of like what Trump was doing. Anybody that said they fuck with him, he brought them out and showed him love. A mascot.

A mascot. Yeah. They didn't even know if they knew him or not. They just said, we fuck the Trump. It's all right. I like him over. Hey, but to that point, that's what social media is, right? Social media, you can always find a group to read.

reinforce whatever you want on social media. It don't matter what it is. That's why you ain't as good as they say you is. You ain't as bad as they say you in. Yeah. At the end of the day, you just can't trust. You can't soak up into the game like that. You can't soak up into your cheers because you're going to die in your booze.

That's right. That's a fact. But that's why everybody feels empowered. Because I can get online right now and say anything. And it's going to be about 20 people that agree with me. How much 20 people is? You know, you know, and I eat shit. You be like, you know, that's some real shit.

Finally! You're so brave. You are so brave. You're so brave. He's taking the picture with the lens still on it. What? Lord have mercy, see? That's it.

Now you need to get on social media exactly and be like, man, I like taking pictures with the lens still on the camera. That's so many of 50 people. Me too. He speaks to my soul. That's exactly what it is. That's the problem with social media. If there was no social media, People wouldn't be like this.

No, that's the problem with people, because you can only fall for it if you believe it. Attention. You know, that's you. Like, we don't fall for it. Yeah. Think about when you was growing up and you had, like, certain groups.

Like, I guess for us it would be like the Gothic kids, right? There wasn't a lot of gothic kids in South Carolina. So it was like three of them, four than maybe, but they'd be so tight. They always be with each other. They found each other. You'll find your tribe. You haven't noticed your enemies always gang up together

and talk to each other on social media? Yeah. That's as always You know what? You found somebody that don't like what you like That's all the big We were just talking about this like It's so much easier to be in a group

Now that you have social media Like back in the day for those goth kids I was literally saying this just earlier You had to put on makeup You had to get an outfit You had to show up at the Halloween store You were to wear fangs and shit You were to wear these big chunky boots

You had to commit to that identity And that group Now you literally just need to hop on Twitter Put in a hashtag And you are part of whatever that fucking community That's right. That's right. But I remember when Hot Topic opened in Charleston, South Carolina.

And I was like, oh, this is enough for them to have a whole goddamn store. And that's when they all had a place to congregate. That was their social media. That was white people with Dr. J's. No, for real. That's when they had a place to congregate. Hot fucking, and that shit still open to this day. Yeah, in the malls.

It's sick, bro. That place stopped a lot of school shootings, bro. The fact that they had a place to go to, just hang out with one another, you know, buy eyeliner and shit. Yeah. That was huge. I was massive, dude. You don't think it's something else

going on in Hot Topic, bro? Like something on the low that we don't know about? They sell like little toys, sex toys too. For real? Yeah. You ever been in Hot Topic?

He ain't been in a while. No, I ain't been in a long time. Hot Topper is saying like that Gothic store. They ain't really gothic no more. They just... Good night. Everybody that's just like Sting. Everybody that dress like Sting.

It's a sex shot? It's a sex. It's a. Yes, it is. Half that shit in their sex. I mean, everything's a sex toy if you want to make it one. sell dildos and handcuffs. I bought some handcuffs.

Like, yeah. From high topic? No, they do sell all that shit. I'm telling you. Now, from Hot Topic? Duvall, why do you use why do you use handcuffs?

My old lady wanted that shit, man. I ain't, and is it because... Just to say you did it. She just was in her idea. But is that insulting to you? Do you ever feel like... No, because... You're saying, yo, you can't hold me down.

No, you need help. Need some help. Now, it's actually... When you're fucking them from the best... You can hold on to the little chain and you just, bam, bam, bum. You know. Hey, you see that old Florida 69 boys came out of them just now.

Bam, bum, bam. He took it back to them days. He had on them, them leather pants made them take it back to them days. Twelve pups, baby. Twelve pups, baby. Oh, my gosh. Tell me why people mad at Elon Musk for hosting SNL? What's the issue?

issue. I didn't get a chance to watch you on Flagrin, too. I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure out what is Elon Musk done that's making people have this vitri-I can't even say the word, vitri-o reaction to him. And you talk about me. This is what it is. Rich white people and what I mean by rich white people, I mean, like, I don't care if you're a minority and you're a rich white person. Like you, they just want to make sure there's somebody more rich than them that they can be angry at for being rich. so that nobody knows they're rich. That's like how niggas mad at ditty now. What are you mad at ditty for? Because they're saying, like, you know, they're mad talking about, how are you going to say we need to get money from these people and you're taking money from this and they're like, it's the same thing.

Yeah. Everybody needs somebody a little bit higher than them. You just need somebody to be mad. So they could point the finger. It's like, that's just like how they mad at us talking about some. Y'all, y'all didn't have money too long. Remember they was telling us we didn't have money too long for, because I said that shit about you can't,

you shouldn't be old, 30 years old living room. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, people took what Duvall said out of context. He said, you shouldn't be 30 years old. 30 years old is a man living with another man that's 30 years old as a roommate. And I was just talking shit. But they took personal, you know what I'm that? Because I did understand the Elon Musk thing?

Because I thought I missed something. I was like, damn, did Elon Musk say something? They're fucking idiots. Because everybody on SNL works for a billionaire, dude. Every single person on SNL has a boss as a billionaire. Every one of us works for a billionaire. You can't work if you. you're not working for a billionaire.

So they're just complaining about some shit. It's fucking stupid. If you don't want to be on the show. Poor white people hate rich white people. So you think it's just because he a billionaire? Poor white people hate rich white people from what I've seen. Hey, the crazy thing is we have Michael Che on Breakfast Club. He said he don't know what the big fuss is.

And he said he's writing sketches for Elon. Yeah. Pete said he went to dinner with Elon. He was like, I don't know what the fuck the issue is. And I'm like, well, who's complaining? He said, we don't know. I think Elon is just a rich nigger that just do shit just to fuck with the world sometimes.

He's like, you know what, I'm going to tweet this real quick and just fuck with him or fuck with the economy. Yes. He's like, all right, I'm going to fuck with the stock market. I'm fucking with this. Now, everybody go over there. You see what I'm saying? He just be fucking with people.

He got so much money. He don't realize he's fucking with society with money. Now, I would, the only thing, and I'm just playing with White Devil's Advocate here, the only backlash I would say is what his Elon must done to deserve the host SNL. only because SNL is an entertainment format. It's a place where entertainers go to host, right? I've never, who is hosted SNL? That's not an entertainer.

Plenty of people who are not entertaining have hosted SNL. Like who? The guy who might be one of the most boring people on the planet who ran for, I don't know if you ran for president or like governor New York or mayor of New York. Was this Forbes?

Was that his name? Forbes? Oh, fuck. I forgot this guy's name. But like, it's just a, it's, SNL is just if you're famous, you go on there. That's all it is. It's just like, this is a place for famous.

Even the host? Yeah, it's the host, yeah. You don't have to be funny. You don't have to be, you just need to be famous. This is a place for famous. That's all it's about. That's all it is. That's all it is.

Like, it's really, what we're doing that shows is we wasting our time. No, I'm going to be honest, but you show's got it more figured out than you do. He do. He do, especially with the stand-up and stuff. He do got his figured out, but I don't know if the audience care enough about our art anymore like that to, you know what I'm saying? I think they care about this. They care about conversation.

The whole world is driven by conversation. That's all social media is. But they got to care about you to care about your conversation. Do they? Yes. I don't even know if that matters anymore. Think about all the conversations we see go viral from people that you don't never heard of. There doesn't be random shits, but when it comes to the person, they have to care about.

That's a random. You don't even know who the person said when it's just random conversation. But when the person said, you say, did you hear what? what Charlemagne said. Did you hear what Shote said? But I'll tell you something, though. You think about this. The messenger, yeah. But no, think about the beginning of podcast. My podcast, has been around for about, I don't fucking know how long now. How long y'all you've been doing? We've been doing all about seven, eight years. I'm

going to say 11. Because the longest running podcast, I can remember is Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan been around for 11 years. What about to read? Reed had been around for about eight and nine. But see, and I'm glad you said to read, because that's my point. Nobody knew who Kid Fury and Crystal was when they first started doing their podcast. But they came in the time just like social media. Like, it came in the boom. It came at a time where people, were willing to listen to somebody who they may not necessarily know.

Right. But everybody was listening to anything at the time. That's just like it went at beginning of Twitter. You followed anybody. You see what I'm saying? Like, it's just like, like I should have got on a podcast when y'all told me to.

Now I got to just go in there and just be dovo. I got to use my fame to get people to come back. You put me on Twitter. Duval put me on Twitter. I remember I was tweeting and I was like, why does he like this shit? You know why I said that? Because I didn't know what the ads were.

Yeah. One day I clicked them goddamn ads. Forget it. and saw people were speaking to me back talking back to me and replying. I'm like,

oh shit. Comedian spank that be with, the plastic cup boys to be with Kevin Hart. He's the one put me on social media all together

with MySpace and all that. Man, that's got to suck if you put somebody on social media then they get more followers than you. They pass you and follow up.

Shit, that happened all the time with all the, because it wasn't no celebrities on at the beginning. Yes, it was. Not like that. Not on MySpace,

man. If they were... Oh, my space, my space. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, On MySpace, only people was popping was like... Musicians.

Me. Musicians. And even then, they had people faking like they was running their pages and shit. And as far as comedians, the only way I could think with me and Avion Crocky as far as in the... You know what, no. I used to get hit up by... You know, so crazy. I used to get hit up by people that became, I guess, celebrities on MySpace.

How long was Instagram? Instagram. I remember you had my phone broke a long time ago. I got your phone broke? Yeah, you told everybody to call my phone and tell me I'm nasty for doing it. something crazy. This was years ago. This is in Carolina.

And mad people started calling on my phone. My phone, fucking phone broke. This was years ago. Mad people kept calling me. Like, you nasty. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I put your number on social media?

You didn't do that some wild shit too, then. He's so out of control. Yeah, he was out of my phone. I was out of control, but this thing was out of control. Boy, that's a damn lie. I'd never been worse than Duval on social media. I probably was bad. Some of the shit I used,

because I was speaking off. top of my head and that was back when you could just say whatever on your mind. And you wasn't smoking back there. Yeah, I wasn't smoking. So I was just like just, boy, that was a wild time. Yeah, it was a good time. Yeah, man.

That's when everything was just so carefree. You could just let tweets fly. You could say whatever. Nobody gave a fuck. New world. Now I remember, I remember when, I think I remember when it shifted. I said something on Twitter to the extent of,

to something like I don't think porn is empowering or something to the extent of that, right? And all these like B or C D list porn stars are like, who the fuck are you to say porn is empowering? And I was getting all these mentions and I hit up Charlotte.

I didn't even know what the fuck happened. I was like, bro, what the fuck should I do? I just said porn is empowered all these persons, whatever. And I think you were like, wait, what's the issue? What are they upset about? And I was like, yeah,

I don't think porn is empowering for women. And then you're like, wait, they're mad at that? And I'm like, yeah, and you're like, well, yeah, that's, that's fine. Like, I guess people are going to be mad. I forget exactly what it was. Do you remember this? Yeah, I do remember.

But listen, to your, to what we was talking about earlier, you got attacked by the porn stars. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So there would be a time where you would say something like that and it would be women who aren't porn stars who would agree like, damn right, porn not empowering. But you were, like we were talking about you, you targeting one person but end up hitting a bunch? Yeah. That's what you did with that goddamn tweet. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But now it's a bunch of porn targets now. Like you got the porn talk, you got the woman target, you got the short target, you got the fat target. You got everybody. So anybody you say you can offend. And they got a group of people. So it kills the art of it.

You know what I'm saying? I mean, it's not, there's different ways to do in comedy, but it kills the art that we were taught. Yeah, you can't have a conversation on Twitter. You can't speak regular. You basically have a conversation nowhere, honestly, no more. No, you can't. I can't even talk on here like, I really want to talk to it. And you know what's crazy?

The problem with Twitter, we thought only our friends was following us. You know how on Instagram you could do the closest friends? Yeah. So I say something about somebody. And then that person jumping my comments mad and then their friends want to come in me. And people calling my phone. And now all kind of fires is getting put out. I'm like, well, God damn, I didn't even know the person was following me.

Well, when I talk on social media, I talk like barbershop talk. That's the problem. That's my problem. That's my problem. It's my life. I talk like we're talking like friends. Like, like if I'm talking to my homeboy or my home. girl and I'd be forgetting

this millions of people. That's right. You know, but that's the power of words, right? That's why I love Bishop T.D. Jake's new book, Don't drop the mic, because he talks about the power of words. We all have platforms and we all

got voices and we do got to be careful about what we say. Not because we pussy, but because our words have impact. Yeah, I got to do this interview. What shit? You want to knock it out? I got to pee anyway, because I got to talk to y'all about Snow White. This is a great time to segue. I just saw it on my thing. On my thing,

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And, yeah, the announcement next week, big announcement next week. But don't check out those shows while the tickets are still available. There's tickets available for a couple cities. But thank you guys so much for getting on it. And make sure you just buy them the second they drop, because I hate when these people have to pay these crazy scalping prices. Like, don't do that. Don't wait.

I love seeing you do your thing, man. Like every city I go to, I see you be there too. That should be dope as hell. Let's go. That's fine. It's dope, man. It's dope seeing all my friends winning. Yeah, I don't see how people, I don't see how people can feel any other way.

Like, if you don't have friends that's winning, people around you that's winning. If you don't support that, I don't even understand you. I'm happy for him. I was happy to see this thing got a new Cala land. This thing is to, he even around. Oh, my bad. They know, I'll tell you why I had a 2002 Cadillac Escalade. And he was riding until 2019.

That's right. That's right, baby. To 2019. Rich broke lifestyle, baby. It just be little shit. I just love seeing, I know I sound like an old nigga, but I love seeing people winning, like my friends doing this shit. Wax, you got any church announcements?

Yeah, I'll be sponsoring a TK show this weekend, Mother's Day weekend on Sunday. T. T. K. got him. I see. I didn't even say no. Let's go. That's my God.

I love T.K. He got that Who's Wax going out there. Got a lot of I seeing it, so I ain't mad. You know what I'm saying? Once TK. Get a promoter, he's like, he on you. Come on you, man. Come on, baby.

I ain't mad. I remember what Charleney used to do the shows at Caroline's with TK. Yeah, yeah. TK had me. I love TK. That's OG all day. I told Shalaman the same thing he's telling Wax. But TK, by God, really appreciate you.

man. Teets his motherfucker. TK is so entertaining, but I know exactly how he got wax, too. He was like, yo, we jersey guys, man. We got to stick together. Listen, listen, I really enjoy it. My team enjoyed. We actually making moves, man.

Whose Wax really getting out there? I got a product that it makes sense. You see what I'm saying? So we got out there in improv in Miami. I'm going to fuck with this paintball thing, too. Yeah, like I'm doing the paintball facility out there. I'm going to bring some of them little kids out there in Charleston. Yes, sir.

That's what I'm going to do. That's the reason why I'm saying on it so I can make my myself do it. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. Duan definitely promised me that he's going to be out, he's going to get a team of 10. I want all these podcasts out there. In Charleston, some kids that's out there just wilding. We're going to have him come out there to the sky and do

some paintball. That's right. There you go. I don't know when. This summer's the best time. It's going to happen sometime this year for real. It would definitely be opening up this summer. So I want everybody come out there podcast wars. It's in Hugee. And Hugee, right not far from Charleston, I'm saying? I also got the Bullion and the Beast come out on

Wednesdays, Patreon on Monday. make sure y'allel at us. I would tell you to check out. Well, you know what? Do I do. Check out, We Got Answers on Audible. Thank you to everybody that's been downloading that.

You can get that. It's free with an audible membership. But, you know, suit to everybody that's been logging on the BlackEffect.com, all the podcasts from the Black Effect on the Black Effect.com. But the most important thing is Tamika Mallory, state of emergency, how to win in the country we built.

It'll be out May 11th next week. Go. That is the most important thing. The most important thing. My special out. Oh, shit. I was saving you for last. I was saving your church and out for last.

I was saving it's the most important thing. No, no, no. How much is a book? How much is a book? How much of the books? Let me see. I'm going to get my name. Well, Amazon is $19.

I don't know how much it is in books. I forgot to tell you this before we talk about Duval's special because that is the most important thing, but I forgot to tell you this. it comes out, the book comes out May 11th, right? 511, yeah. Okay. May 11th also happens to be what is called White Night Day. And White Night Day is essentially the KKK's like first meeting that they had.

Are you serious? Are you serious a joke? Look that up real quick. Why do you notice? Say what? Yeah. Why do you notice? We celebrate it every year.

This is a big celebration for us. Why did you know this year? So did you celebrate? You're going to have people looking up KKK pictures. They're going to be looking for somebody with a long nose under a hood. Right? They're going to pick him out. They're easy to pick Shultz out.

What's the name of it again, Shokes? No, that's funny as hell, though. You just see the, you see the hood going down this pop back home a little bit. No, what's the name of it? Instead of the cone at the top is like this, thinking straightforward. I put it just over it. Shultz, what's the name of you? White night.

No, I just made that shit up. You got the more search of it. Oh, you just got it. I just made it up. I'm about to say, does she know that? I was about to say it don't matter. That just proves the book title right.

State of emergency. How to win in the country we built. But it's out May 11. But Duval special, living my best life. Yeah, man. Just like I said, my special is pretty much an ode to where I see comedy evolving

in our culture as far as with comedy, music and entertainment as a whole. because, like I say, I think most of the new comedians, that's what they're doing, you know what I'm saying, as far as in our culture, you know. You still got the ones that's doing straight stand-up, but at the same time it's evolving to more than just stand-up as far as being a comedian.

Like, you got your social media guys, you got your skits, you got your people that do funny jokes. I mean, funny music jokes. I think 85 South Show does it very well. They do it very well. And you guys give a shout out to Nick Cannon and we're wilding out. I mean, I think they mold the old new lane. They like, you know.

the new version of Deaf Comedy Jam where we grew up on. Living color. My daughter watches wilding out. Like we watched Deaf Comedy Jam. So that's pretty much

what's molding the mindset of what the kids think stand up is. So what we think stand up is they're not going they're not going to be on what we own. You know what I'm saying? Like what we think stand up

in my opinion is like jazz. It's going to always be there. But where the kids see it, they're getting taught that whaling out is comedy. No, it is. But you got to think about it. It is.

And you can't be wrong? You can't be mad. You just got to evolve with it. And that's what my special does. It shows, except it's a little more mature for the older crowd to digest to get them to understand what the next generation is doing, because that's what they own. Yeah. They ain't nobody just, they're

just doing just stand-up. Even Steve probably has changed his suits, so you know. What? I don't know. Slutal guy, Chico Bean, too. Chico Bean, um, Chicago Bean lost his mom, man. Oh, no. Oh, man. Yeah, so condolences is to Chico Bean in his

I said family. I got a call and check up on. You know, stuff like that. I sent him a text yesterday because I didn't want to call. I mean, that's what I mean. I'm just texting. See, when men deal with it, like we don't need, in my opinion, some people do, but I don't need nobody to hug me and tell me it's going to be okay.

I got to deal with it. Like when Kool-Lay died, I went to the Bahamas and stayed there by myself and just cried. And that's all I needed. You know what I'm saying? So outside of that, are you, I mean, everybody handled it different. No, I mean, I'm not comparing his death to mine. I'm just saying everybody handled death did. You know what I'm saying?

And you never know, from my experience with most men, like, you just got let that shit. You could be that for, and let him know you there. That's what I told him. I said, man, you know, I'm here for you if you need me. And I know people, I know that's a cliche thing to say. No, say it. But I'm there.

I'm here. You know. It's good to hear it, though. Because even if they don't reach out back to you, I had a dinner the other night with a guy who lost his brother. And he said after that he realized that like sometimes your friends are your real family and your real family ain't shit. And he said like he had friends that weren't related to him at all that called him or texted him every single day after his brother passed. And he goes, I didn't get that from my family and a lot of them, especially my dissing family.

And even though he didn't reach out back to them, it meant so much to him that every single day there was something like, yo, thinking about you, hope you're good. You know, thinking about you, hoping you're good. So, yeah, I think reaching out. You know what's so crazy about that? It might sound corny, but that's the same thing happened to me when my Instagram got deleted. Man, shut up, man. I realized who my friends was. Shut up, man.

Even when your dog died, man. Everybody was hitting me up. Like, you know what, man? No, that's true. People was hitting me up. Like, man, Duvall good. You know why I hit you up? You know why I hit you up?

Messages from other people. People were really worried about me. No, I'll tell you why. Because you said this early. I remember you saying this. You were like, I don't need much because I have the people. This is what you said to me early on. And you said, I don't need much.

I have the people. Literally, all I need is a Wi-Fi connection to my phone and I'm good. I'll be happy. I got the people. And then I looked at that, like, them taking away the people from you. So I was really worried about you, man. I was like seriously concerned. But I had to program my mind to like, well,

kind of like I did with anything. It was like, well, I guess that train ended. And then look at God. Look at God. He gave it back to you right in time. As soon as Derek Jackson fucked up. Yeah. Go ahead, my son.

And I'll be honest with you. And you know it's so funny, if it wasn't, it wasn't even me that got it back. If it wasn't for Clay, my manager, I would have never got it back because I had already accepted it. Like, I got it back for you a few times. No, black man don't cheat when the song drive you came back too. No, no. But this time here was. It was over over.

It was all the way over. Yeah, that's true, because they were tired of hearing from me. They was like, no. No, no. It was a Saran rap. Like, this time, I was like, yeah, all right, let's go ahead. I don't even know what he did. I'm like, Duvall, I don't know what you did.

It's not so much what I did is how they changed the algorithm, how they changed the, they kind of, they kind of prejudicedly programmed Instagram to hate on most of everything we do and say that. You can't even say the N-word. Like, you can't say much of anything. Just stuff that we randomly take. And it's been like that on Facebook. But, and I knew it was coming eventually.

That's another reason why I wasn't tripping because I knew eventually whatever, if you ever want to see how Instagram we're going to be going on Facebook. We don't own none of this shit. And that's what, and that's what I learned from there. And like, what we just talked about is like, yeah, we got to get to where we got control of our own thing. Yo, that's why that's why that's not even have, like the conversations about censorship. Yeah, we can have them, but we keep forgetting like we don't own none of these platforms. That's why I wasn't even true. It's like, how would be mad that somebody kicked me out of their house?

Absolutely. So here's, it is what it is. Here's the thing with that. Like what you said, I thought was really profound. Because you were basically saying they were making it almost illegal to be culturally black

in a lot of these spaces. So, for example, if you say to somebody you're stupid on Instagram, that can be considered as bullying. But if you're black and someone's funny,

you go, man, you're stupid. L-O-L. You know what I mean? Laughing emoji. So you're not really bullying them. They're actually compliment

implementing them, but this is what happens when you have people making decisions and there's no diversity in that room. And there's no diversity. And that's what I realized. It's not personal. It wasn't nobody I could call and say, hey, man, go tell them people to turn my shit back on. Yeah, man. I didn't know.

I did. Yeah, you're right. I apologize. What you mean. He did it. But then the third, fourth tell you, like, man, them people say they ain't cutting that shit back on. That's what they said. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I let me know. We need to have enough power to where somebody can say, no, fuck that. And that's where, that's just like what we got our own gatekeeping system. If somebody called one of y'all and said, hey man, hey man, like if somebody called me and say, Hey man, Charlemagne shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, boom, I'm doing it. That's right. No matter what it is. And that's how we got to have our own little ecosystem by itself.

I got yours back on. When? The final time I got yours back on. No, it wasn't you. I'm being dead serious with you. No, I'm dead serious too. It wasn't you. I'm being, I don't know what Clay said, but Clay hollered at me.

and then I took care of it. No, that wasn't it. I literally, can I be honest to you? I made a fucking trade. I said to them, I said to the people at Facebook, I said, I will make sure Tamika Mallory's book does not come out as long as you.

Number 12. Dave Duvall, back. That is incredible. I'll keep pushing that shit back and back and back. And then we'll forget about it. Hey, I'll tell you something. Them IG conversations open.

my eyes to a lot, though, because when you're hitting up a white person, and you're like, man, why y'all took this down or why y'all took that down? And the white person is saying, well, you know, Shalaman in this post, you used the N-word. That's a racial slur. They took down a poster up yesterday because a girl said,

I'm going to fight you if you don't restock your bathing suits for women. She shouldn't threaten violence. And she played Nuck if you buck. All right, then. That's a song off that Instagram that they used. They licensed.

No, it's the fight part. Instagram allowed it. It's the I'm a fight you part. But the funny thing is, it's just like anything. It's just like you're doing this. All right. That's wrong. They could flag that.

It was the threatening of violence. But that could be threatening. They dictate what's threatening what ain't threatening. But you know what's happening also? That's not, that's what I'm saying, anything that they think. We don't have nobody that's bouncing and say, no, that ain't threatened. But it's not only, it's not only we don't have anybody, right? It's, that is true.

But it's also like, you know how on NBC or ABC or there's certain words that can't be used, right? They have rules, right? And we know the networks have rules, but us regular people, we don't have to apply. We don't have to, what's it going to abide by those rules. Us regular people. Well, then us regular people got so many followers that we became a network on the cable that is Instagram or Facebook. So now we have to abide by these rules in the same way. The network said because we became powerful.

With great power comes great responsibility. And that's really what's happening. And that's true. But what happens is it's like tomorrow I say, say you can't curse. Yeah. Like, it's like out of nowhere they tell you this. Like, they don't give you, they give you all

the paperwork that the lawyers tell you, but they ain't like saying, all right, this. Like, and I don't mind going by rules. I have no problem going by rules, but let me know the fucking rules. They're kind of telling us shit that we should already know that. Yeah, but it ain't like they telling us. It's like me. I've come on this show and talk shit all

day and then next, tomorrow you say, hey, bro, you can't do this. And I respect that, but at the same time, you can't be surprised by slip up. Don't you know. you? Don't you think, though, that, like, the way I think that rules are made is... But like you said before us, you said, this is like, we should treat social media like a public part. Yeah, no, no, no, no.

I agree with you, but I guess the way I think rules are made is two reasons. One rules are made, the basic ones are made so that we all... You good? I got to do one 30. All right, we'll figure... One second. So basically... Go ahead.

The basic rules are made, right? So that we all don't kill each other, right? And then after that, I think they make a bunch of rules that they usually don't apply to us. They only apply if you're acting up. So they basically keep a bunch of these little rules that just in case... It's the little rules that keep you from that breaking the big one. Yeah. Or if they can never get you...

It's like with mafia dudes, they could never get the mafia dude on the big one, so they're going to get you for racketeering. Or they're going to get you for taxes. Because they know the kids. And I feel like that's what Instagram or the social media platforms are doing. and they're like you can't bully. Bulley is such a broad topic. What the fuck? How do you know what bullying it?

But see, they got apps now or they got little little things now like say things you post something. As soon as you post it, there's a thousand bots going there flag. That's a fact. So you can't beat it. And people will be reporting you, bro. They report. People report you.

Not just they report. It could be one person sending them thousand bots to you. You get what I'm saying? Like it's uncontrollable. It's to a point where you got to even, you got to have your own shit where you can have some type of control of it. You're going to be called up. How you send a bot? They got them

shit like that's, and you can buy them. You can buy them. That's right. You can buy bots. Let me do this, man. Hold on Duval. Govall will do this call. You want to pause? You want to take another quick pause? Yeah, let's take a pause. All right, so listen, can we talk about Snow White finally? What is Snow White? Well, I don't know if y'all know, but the Snow White ride at Disneyland

is not open and it's not being open because of the prince kissing Snow White while she was sleep in the movie he did not ask for her consent. Didn't he save her life? Bro, that's the same thing I said. I can't believe this is an actual story. Bro, people have so much life that they got time.

So much privilege. So I ask you this question. Charlemagne, can I ask you this question? When they take someone off life support, do they ask their consent? Well, yeah, you do. Because you got to do it. They got to ask the family's consent.

and you got to have it in your will. That's actually in your will in the state. But they don't take off. They don't ask the person who's getting taken off life support their consent. Well, if you do like estate planning, like if you have like a will in the state, that's actually, but that's actually in the estate planning. Like they literally ask you if you're a vegetable or if you're on life support, would you want to be taken off yada, yada, yada.

And you have, you can write down the details. Like, look. What if you don't? What if you're in a car accident? You're just a vegetable. They don't have that anywhere. They just decide to take your ass off. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't know how it works if you don't have a will or don't have an estate. I don't know. But if you're having a will or a state, what's the point you're making up? They can go to your wife. What's the point? My point is, my point is,

they don't ask consent to save your life. They just do shit. If you show up to the hospital, they take out your fucking spleen because they need to take it out to save your life. They're going to take, they're going to take it out and save your life. It all depends if you got health insurance. You got health insurance.

You can be on life support for a loan. Well, Snow White didn't have no fucking health insurance. So you have to do. This is what I like about Andrew. Andrew will try to find the intellectual angle to everything. This is just some bullshit, man. It's some bullshit, but I just like, I just like poke in front of these fucking idiots.

It's so stupid. But see, these are the idiots that build up and be hating you forever and send them bots. No, them the ones that send them bots. I'm telling you, right? But here's the thing that, why are they going after the ride at Disney but not the actual Snow White movie? Like, shouldn't they be actually?

Like, why do it really is? Say what it really is. Listen, that's where all the little kids is at. That's what it at. They all little kids are down there, they're touching them. It's not about little kids. There's a bunch of fat girls on the internet that can't ride the ride anyway.

I ain't saying. I ain't saying that. Whoa. No, there's a bunch of child molesters over there. They don't want to get rides shut down. Child molesters love the rides because they get to look at the fucking kids screaming on them.

Here's the other thing about Snow White. That's crazy. All of these old stories are problematic, right? All these old shows are problematic. Number one about Snow White. Her mom dies while giving birth to Snow White, right? So that's the maternal death thing, right? Yeah.

The witch tries to kill Snow White like six times. Poisons her, gives her all type of different stuff to eat the killer. Wow. Forget the murder. Forget the maternal death thing. We're upset because snow, oh, the other good part. She sent somebody to kill Snow White. and cut Snow White's heart out,

but the guy can't do it because Snow White starts crying and like, you know, just let me live. I'll just run off in the woods and never come back. So she runs off in the woods and come back. Forget all the murder and everything else.

It's the fact that the prince kissed her to save her life to wake her up. That's what we're mad about. Without her consent. Also, also, why don't we talk about the person that put the spell on her in the first place

where she got to get kissed to get woken up? Taylor is the funniest motherfucker. What? She meant the type, she meant the type, origin of snow white she put origin of snow fight so it showed you the first snowball battle ABC check look original snow white this shit is crazy man it's just stupid it's just dumb and and people

that have people that are upset about this y'all really have an extreme sense of privilege that this is what's upsetting it's only going to get worse it's only going to get worse how can it watch how they say titanic offensive it's going to be so It is offensive. Tatea's fucked up. We don't know. They never watched it. You never seen Titanic?

I never watched that stupid shit. Really? No, watch it right now. Watch it right now. And you're going to see a selfish-ass bitch not sharing a fucking piano with him. We don't know.

How did we think this was shit? Slow bite was going to be offensive. Yeah, we never thought about it. We never thought about it. I mean, Barney is. I'm telling you. The notebook going to be offensive is fucking about 20 years. What about Pinocchio?

Pinocchio is human trafficking. They're taking them. old face line too. They're taking all them little boys. You know what I mean? They're taking all them little boys to some little fun place. What they call it? Fun Island and some shit like that.

And then when they get there, they're all drinking. They all smoking. They get them fucked up. His nose get hard. And then turn them to donkey. Wait a minute. That's Pinocchio? That's fucking Pinocchio.

His nose get hard. His nose get hard, right? Pinocchio is the dog. It was a different time back then too. Like, I mean, just think this was around the time when they made movies, like movies like Gladiator, them time. So that's probably when them stories was made. So of course.

they had wild stories that sound crazy to us now. How old is the story of Snow White? 1812. Yeah. Nobody was alive. That's gladiator time. That was before even electricity. No, for real. That's really. That's when

that story was told and we mad and offended by something 200 years ago. Yeah, it's a 19th century German fairy tale of folktales. You know how Santa Claus was? It was like a really a fat white guy trying to sleep with somebody's mom. now they're saying

they come to everybody house. No, I don't know about all that. What else is Santa Claus? I don't see that. Hey, Jokes, here go wax being waxing here. What's going for right now? What I get really going for right now?

You're going for it no more Shelt? Because yel's not a tree. So what do? Yeah, Santa Claus is a fat guy eating the cake. All right, fuck. Are we going to go for it? Nobody won't talk about how Snow White has seven Mexicans following her ass around.

That's a little bit weird for anybody besides me. You know a wild boy. You don't think that's weird that she had it. Sleepy or sneeze a wink, yeah. I got a special coming out living my best life. Y'all make you. I always wonder why the dwarfs didn't have no

family. Like how you get seven dwarfs? They ain't got no moms, no dads. They didn't come from nowhere, no parents, no other women around. They was all running the train on them. Y'all ain't never remember that old that old nursing rhyme Luke had.

My mama and your mama was talking little shit. Listen. My mama called your mama a bull-daggin-ass bitch.

Listen, we're gonna cut. I fucked your sister and the bitch ain't shit. She slayed me in all the boys and even suck my dick. Jack and Jill

went up the hill to have a little fun. Jack got mad kicked Jill in the ass because you couldn't make him come. Where the fuck did you get this from? He made this shit up. No, this is a real

nursery rhyme song. Nursery. In Florida. This shit was in Florida. No, Luke was worldwide. Oh, Luke, man. Oh, that's Uncle Luke. Yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, before we get out of here, I want to ask Duvall, we're going to do asking an idiot, but I want to ask Duval something, because we've been having this debate, and I think that Duval is, he's got a lot of expertise in this area. If a woman lets another woman eat her out, on vacation. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Is she? Yeah.

Women not really gay Women can't be gay Women really can't They can Like my sister type gay But the average Like my sister is like super gay Like she likes

She likes just women And that says she like built Like she like to be built Like She walk around with a dildo I think so She keeps a strap on Or something like that

But I wouldn't know She got her fire She got her fire She got her fire She got her fire She got her fire Because you never know. You never know.

You never know, shalding. But, yeah, women really, like if, wait, was her dude that too? Or she just, you just random got ate out. So I was on vacation. I was high. And my friend brought this couple home. And I wanted to watch. And the girl was like, oh, come on, I want to taste you too.

So I said, fuck it. And she ate me out and it was trash. Would you eat her out? No. Would you eat her out? No. Like that guy said, all y'all keep me out if y'all went. Easy.

My fiance. You ain't seen shoot Duval's Sugar Daddy face, though. He's down. You put his phone inside. Duvote. Tell me more. You see she stopped looking at me, though. She stopped looking at me.

He's down. You look at me 10 seconds. You mind. That's why Duvall. That's the Duvall said, do you eat girls out? Because he said, let me see if she want to go on vacation. She'll have been to the Bahamas? She'll go.

She'll go. The go to. She'll go. I thought he's going to ask him about the Jake Paul shit. What Jake Paul shit? Waxon Jake Paul. Man. What?

He'd think he can beat Jake Paul. Man, he thinks he could beat anybody, man. This thing he can beat. He thinks he could beat a gorilla. In the ring, too, Boston. You think he can beat Jake Paul in the ring. Forget the street fight in the ring. When the last time you got in the real fight?

That's what we don't, when we get out of age, we forget, we ain't fall in about 10 years. Yeah. When the last time you got in the real, not just a knocker nigga out. I'm talking about like a real fight. You're right. I usually just knock people out and that same thing that happens to him. No. No, you're dealing with somebody that halfway have some training.

Yes, not halfway all the time. Everything. Ed Schultz, she didn't want nobody to try me more than me. But, man, we've been telling him for two weeks. Shosh, you probably know about the guy better than I do. What's the name, Logan Paul? Jake Paul. Jake Paul.

Jake Paul. He can I believe it. It's so silly. Does he have any type of. skills? Yeah, he's got that got to do with me. That's his

four-piving skills. Who you got your money on, Shokes? Um, I would put everything I own on Jake Paul. Well, you won't lose.

Let me tell you how bad that is because... You won't really lose. Let me show you how bad it is. Out of Mayweather and Jake Paul's, who you put your money on? Mayweather. You put all your money on Mayweather?

So you're telling me, Mayweather can beat me? That's what I'm saying. You'll tell me that Mayweather could beat me? Mayweather was embarrassed this shit out of you in a boxing ring. In a boxing, man. Yes.

Mayweather was embarrassed this shit out of you in a boxing ring. Yes. That's Floyd, mate. I'm not even having this comment. That's Floyd Mayweather. I don't give a fuck of what he is. He might not make you fall. This would be whack.

What? Work could be calculating his punches. Floyd is laughing at me. Laughing everything. Laughing at him. All that good stuff. Man. I don't think you understand the science of boxing, bro.

He don't want to have to beat some. up to show y'all what the fuck I got going on? You got to beat him in the boxing ring. I'm talking about in the boxing ring. With gloves on. With gloves on. All right, wait. We thought we can make this simple.

Just find a average novice boxer. Let's have them fight just an average boxer. Yeah, let's find somebody. Just somebody that's an average box. Not just a bad idea. You should fight Van. Nah, Van ain't no real boxing. Who is Van?

Van Leith. Oh, no. No. I'm talking about like a real. somebody that's actually working to become a boxing. Somebody that's trying to get on their feet in boxing. Are we getting any energy from this show? Just Jake Park.

I saw him put up a top 10 list. I ain't seen Wax on it. Is he doing this? Is he giving us any rhythm? Is he down for it? Nah, Wax got up the profile, man. It's not worth the risk. Jake will get paid regardless.

But he's not going to get paid as much as if he was fighting someone that's way more famous than Wax. You don't think we can amp wax up? We would have to like go super-s-s-s-s-send. All three of us together. All three of us would sell this fight, bro. You got to sell it more. You got to get behind it big.

Like if you get behind it big, big, big, I think we can make it happen. How much money do you think we can get, Shokes? Shit, we get 10% of the paperview. No, I mean, but 10% what's that round about what we get? Jake, last paper, if you did 1.5 million buys at $49.99 apiece. Here's the thing. If we make wax famous, you're going to have women coming out of the woodwork that got kids from him. It's going to be a whole problem.

All the money's gone. All the money's gone. I probably got one out. You think Don King cared about Mike Tyson problems? We get some fat white ring girls. You know what I mean? The Waxfield at home. You don't see the big picture shows.

Yeah, that's a great idea. Like I said, you care about his well-being. I do care about wax. I do too, but this is bigger than that. Y'all can't be because y'all over telling me that this fucking guy could beat me. He is mad. In a boxing ring. Yes.

I don't give a fuck what y'all said. In a boxing ring, yes. I really don't even give a fuck about the bread. Even though it's nice, nice bread, I would want it. But I would beat the shit out of him. I can't even think that. No, you would. You got to control.

Not in the boxing ring. I don't give a fucking job. Wait, wait, wait. You really think you can last in a round, I mean, last in a, in a ring, 10 rounds? Not right now. I'll definitely round. For three rounds right now? How much time do you need?

How much time do you need? Oh, for three rounds, guaranteed. No way. Listen, yeah, right. Listen, how long was the other fights? How long was they? What you mean? Mike Tyson?

What you mean? I was on three minutes. Three minutes. Three months. I'm in a round. 12. I was? No, it wasn't 12 rounds.

Back in the day? No, I'm talking about with Mike Tyson and eight rounds. Oh, eight rounds. Eight rounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eight rounds. You think you could last, let's say six rounds. I last six rounds.

In three months? I don't think you can run a round of ring for six rounds with nobody in it. Don't tell them nothing. Don't tell them. I don't think you understand. Who do I think you're talking to? No, that shit is. You know yesterday Wax hit a car?

Because y'all's know what I'm talking about. You know yesterday Wax hit a car. I get a car? Listen. He was sprinting across the street for whatever reason. And the speed limit is only like five, 10 miles by hour. So he hit the car. Boom, right?

So the car stops. So when I pull up to the radio station, he's just mad police around Waxman. What the fuck going on? Right? The dude he hit. Something was in a stolen car or something shit like that. So the car was stolen.

He bought the car in Jersey and he had Texas license place. So I kind of got him fucked up. But he called the cops on me like, so big black guy hit my car. So I had to stand there. And the fucking guy called the cops with himself, stupid ass. I told him to go. Dumb-ass me.

Fucking idiot. Well, shout out to the cops. Y'all ain't coming. It was very aggressive. They'd seen that white guy called the cops on me and y'all came through very professional. I really appreciate that. Stop after the cops that show in love

And they knew him from the Elvis Durant show Yes I don't know shows The cops knew you from the Elvis Durant show They knew him from the Elvis Durantia The guy was like yo wax Yeah we know you I don't know bro

I think we can sell this Jake Paul fight bro We just need to really up the profile Really push it I mean the thing is Really be the money Really for real Like I don't want that

Like oh you got to drop You gotta drop You got to fall I'm not gonna play with this guy You gave me a couple The question is this wax I'm gonna beat them to fuck up The question is this

is how much money is it worth it for you to get knocked out on TV? That's why, asks how much can we get out of this? Oh, my God. How much can we get out of this? See, this is why Jake should do it

because, and don't Jake got a podcast? Or Logan got a podcast? It don't matter. Logan got the podcast. Jake does a lot of blogs and social media stuff? Because I know y'all saying once they get a hundred million. Oh, Jake's getting millions.

I mean, no, you say, you say, Floyd get 100 million, right? Floyd getting a piece of the pay-per-view. So he, Floyd. And so what does he get out of this? This is cool, Logan. Jake also gets a piece of the company that's doing the fight. So Triller is doing the fight.

I think he gets a piece of Triller as well. So like, now he's getting the answer to the paperview. So he can make about 20 million. Who knows? Easily. Listen, we, listen, we need to get on the phone with Logan Paul. Because we really talking about these. But let's make it a part.

We can make it a podcast thing. Logan Paul's podcast, brilliant idiots mash up, bullying the bees. I don't think you're paying attention. That's your fault. I can't believe y'all. I think you getting nervous, bro. I don't think you want this, wax. This is my only concern.

You're right. You crazy as hell. Name one professional fighter that you can say you beat the dog shit out of. I get a ring with anybody. No, I say name one. You say we ain't think about who you beat. Yeah, but getting in the ring don't mean anything. What are you talking about?

You can jump in the ocean. That don't mean you can swim. Man, I can swim. For real. swim. But name somebody that's actually a professional fighter that trades to fight. If you can beat up everybody, why

aren't you making tens of millions of dollars beating people up? I don't know. Yeah, yeah. You're tripping. You're in the wrong field, my boy. He don't like that. Hey, he don't like to wear sneakers. If he can't wear Tim's, if they get some boxing Tim's shoes, listen. In this day and A, I guarantee you

a Trellin would let him wear them. And that's where he'll really get knocked out. Actually, you got to think about that. If you're going to go in the boxing ring with Jay You can't wear Tim. No, Trillo would let him wear them 10. He wanted to wear Tim's and yoga pants like he do. I gave him to you.

It's like wrestling now. They let wrestlers wear anything. They would let him do. Boxing. Boxing is a job straight box. And you're telling me that this guy had better hands than me, more coordinated, more hand-eye coordinates. Yes.

Yeah, buckets. Yeah. This guy, Jake Ball is putting hours and hours and hours in the gym. That's his fault. Look at your stomach. My stomach, you're ready I guarantee my stomach better than all.

Body shots, Jake Paul gonna tail apart, body shot. I know what? Are you right then? Fuck it. Dick Paul. Now, you're gonna argue with it. Big J.P.

I'm scared of you. I'm scared of you. I don't want to fight you. You still ain't told me who you fought professionally. Ain't got to be so professional. So what are you going about? He's just,

he don't know. You're going about your own mind. His willpower. You're going about your mind and your willpower, which is cool, but that don't work when you fight in somebody's that's what I'm trying to tell him.

Fuck about. about that. And like I said, I would train, I would train to become whatever I need to become to make sure I win. You need a little. How much time you need? How much time you need? Two years. You need two years. How much time do you're trying to be anything at six months? I'll be a pilot at six months. You tripped. A pirate? Well, you're going to be a pirate after Jake Paul knocked that eye out. You got to get that patch on that. He's a pilot. He's going to be a pirate.

He's going to be a pilot. I thought he's like a pirate. Listen, I was like, yo, his closest people said that I could be that I could be him. I'm down. I don't get a fuck. How y'all set this motherfucker up? Y'all setting him up. I guarantee that.

All right. Duval got to go. We're going to do asking idiots, man. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. So back on to the fighting one, they want to know when Wax wins the fight against him and Jake. Shara and Andrew has to do what? We just say we were wrong. We was wrong.

Grow dregs. Both of them got to grow dregs. Both of them. It's easier for shows to do it. It definitely isn't what shows to do it. Talking about bets. Charla, you owe me $1,000, yo. For what?

You said Donald Trump will be arrested within the first month of coming out of office. He hasn't been arrested yet. He's on a podcast. I need my rack. Damn, I bet you? I need my rack. Pay the man.

Pay the man. I'm going to pay up. Cash out. Somebody got to send it to me and make sure I proved me that I said that. Proved to me that I said that. I do remember saying that he was going to get arrested. I don't know if I bet.

though? Movie man, Mike wants to know to Deval and to bring idiots. I understand that life is about

perspective, but what tips to hold that in dark times? Lean on your perspective when them dark

times come. You got to lean on them more than ever because that's when you have to everything that you was trying

to teach everybody that's you have to use it for you apply to your own whatever your dark thing is that's pretty

much what it is like and that's what the like some as simple as the the pandemic last year. It kind of put me to the test.

Like all the happy shit you was talking, let's see if you can still stand the test of time when you ain't making no money doing this and then see if you still happy. Were you really happy? Yes. Y'all was talking to me. Y'all can vouch for it.

You wasn't outside neither. You caught COVID three times. Niggie, I was outside outside. I was outside more than everybody. Like, shit. I was one of the first to go back on the roll and do stand-up. You was doing stand-up?

When's your first show was? When we went on lockdown? March. We went in on March. Probably the end of the month. I'm just bullshit. Probably like in June. Damn.

In June, July. So, I mean, and we still locked down now, no. Not really. No. I mean, in my opinion, the term places never went down, though. I mean, the corona and all that was fucked up,

but I think how we handled it was even more fucked up. I think we, we handling this shit, stupid as fuck, and we ain't gonna get it to later on and see, like, yeah, that shit was. Explain. Because I just feel like how we, like, say this, we took a test.

I took a test for 10 minutes. They said, all right, you good. But then they got the other test to go out the country, that's really supposed to tell you. So who is right or wrong? Yeah. It's like, it's just,

it's just really for legality to be honest with me. Exactly. When it comes to them rapid tests, they don't give a fuck. They just like, oh, he's good. Let's get the show moving. Like, we don't. He took it.

And honestly, I mean, most of the times when people that I know that they got it from being around friends and family, more so than being outside like that. You did the anal swab? The anal swab is more accurate. Oh, that's what you used? That's what you used? Did it hurt? They do the an antel swab. You said no. It didn't?

No, I never did it. Ended it right when he say no. Matt that guy's doing it on my Instagram. They said if you do the anal swab and then do the nose swab right after with the same? Who do you know that's it? Very accurate. Which boyfriend you know that is. Speak your truth, king.

They said it. Speak your truth, king. What we got, Taylor? What's next? He ain't going to laugh at what we got next. You're wild boy. You're wild boy. You're a wild boy.

You're a wild boy. Alex Granado wants to know, would the podcast be any different is Charlotte and Wax for white and Schultz was black. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

Blame. It's just like it different if it was you and two other girls. It's going to be different. Shultz will be black and men and Shollah be and be white. I mean, perspective would be different. I mean, I don't know.

It all the parents of how he was raised. His perspective would be different. Like, he probably, was he raised like Shultz? We wouldn't even be the same people. We wouldn't be the same people. That's just a,

you asking something that never could happen. I actually dress. We wouldn't even know how Shokes would be if he was black. I probably won't wear a tombs. Shokes would probably dead by now. Yeah, Shots wouldn't be funny. He'd be in these streets. He'd be mad serious.

We'll be smoking soap packs. Smoking Shult packs because he didn't try the nigo on Instagram. Hell yeah. Shots have lemonade and shit. Yeah, black shows wouldn't be funny. Yeah, nah. Because it's the curiosity to it, right? I don't know.

I guess you're that. I don't know. That's all the questions. No, anything else? You scrolling over? Ask Duvall what you want to ask him in. That's all it is. Because you go into your phone all of a sudden.

Yeah. Are you fly out today? She ain't got too much of ass First of all We're not going to keep having this Going on Okay I don't go

I don't You have a young Lady I was over Don't let Don't let them But I'm not If you're in a relationship

And all that shit I wouldn't Never do that And if you aren't I'm still no Okay I don't fuck with people In the industry

You just told this man Earlier He can eat your pussy Literally If y'all want though What? What?

What? Because all I got to do is laid back So it's whatever Look at this. Either it is or it ain't. Jesus Christ. It is it.

It is it. All right. All right. Last one. Let's go. Would you rather be without internet for a week or without your phone? I don't like that one. Sorry.

Sorry. You have the internet. Save thing. You can have your laptop. Okay. What's the pettiest thing y'all have done to each other? amazing that he's done to me

yeah he do so much petty shit to you tell him every day I made him he tell me some shit amp me up and then next day all repeat that shit

he got me like that too he did everybody like that he got me like that too yeah listen he made me apologize to a girl in the hospital or made me think that she got fucked up

by guys and she was dehydrated bro. I'm like, yo, we're going to make sure if somebody get you home? How did you wait? He said me a picture of her. She said him a picture in her life in a hospital. He's like, yo, she got a jump off of dudes. I'm all the pot like, yo, oh my God, you okay? I said there in church scriptures and everything.

This nigga got me a shit, bro. Listen, I made him thinking he had AIDS, though. No, he did. He did. He fucked me up. He's still trying to get me back. I was sitting at this garage. way back in the day. I'm sitting in this girl house and I get a phone call and I answer the phone

and the girl is like, this Charlemagne? I'm like, yeah, she's like, when the last time you seen such and such? This is a script while I used to fuck with, right? So, I said, I ain't seen her in a minute. Why? What's up? He's like, man, she doesn't have lost mad weight, you know what I mean? And she got some type of illness, but she don't want to tell you what it is.

It's usually to get checked out. Yeah, you might need to go get checked out. I'm like, I'm good. Shit, I'm good. I'm good. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm I'm good. She was like, you sure? I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure.

I'm good. I'm good. So she's like, so you wore a condom. I said, I'm good. Right? And so I hang up, right? So I sit there for a while. My life just flashing me for my eyes.

Right. So I tell the girl, I say, yeah, I'm going to be out, man. I'm going to go. He was happy to see her at every day. So I get in the car. I get in the car, call. I said,

You, when the last time you see him? A hour later, too. He, like, he paused. He talked about, oh, man, I meant to tell you, she looked fucked up. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, oh, shit. Yo, she got skinny as hell. I forgot to tell you.

Like, yo, one last time you seen her? He's like, yo, I'm going to call you back. No, no, no. He said, why? What's up? I said, nah, no, just ask him, buddy. You know? I'm calling you.

Yeah. He's fucking. He's still trying to get you back for that. I said fuck all that. I'm going right to the sauce. Yo, what's happening? Man, you good? She was like, what you mean?

Am I could? I'm like, you good? I said, yo, somebody just called me and told me that you fucked up, you're skinny, you sick, all type of shit going on. She was like, these bitches be hating like a motherfucker. She's sending me pictures of her. I'm like, this motherfucker. I'm like, what the fuck happened?

So then about 10 minutes later, the girl called back. Shalaman, I'm so sorry. Wax told me to do that. I'm sorry. I don't want you to take him lying. Same shit Dolly did to you. What she did to me? Remember when I told, I told Dolly to say some shit to you, and she told you.

So then you called me talking about, man, you won't believe me. I don't remember. I don't remember when I was talking to you about me. We were talking about somebody. And I told Dolly to tell you that that person be hitting her up to do shit. I don't remember. And Dolly couldn't hold it. Dolly held it for about an owl and then called me back.

I hate what they tell you. You're full of shit, bro. And y'all wonder why I am the way I am This nigga be doing some dirty-ass shit It's funny It's not You see that ain't nobody over here Sensitive

Yeah we're not But see what happens is I spilled my shit out to the world Like a dummy I have to wait on the ground Be like Man let me tell you what such and such You said to let me show you this

Nope And come find some photoshop shit He didn't do it Like shit Put the words together and everything. Like, why the fuck he did? Like, why? Are you invest all this time just to get me?

That's why I thought, you know what I do now? Believe it or not, I do hit Shokes up to fill him out to see like, wait, what the fuck? I'll be sitting Duval shit all day, just sitting back waiting for him to post. He'd be shooting too. You know who else? You know who else? You know who else?

Who? Tia. Yeah, he's going to post this. Yeah. He's like, I can't talk no more right now, but yeah, do you? Duval going to shoot. We know Duval going to shoot. Are you, have one?

Huh? Do you have a petty story? Oh, God, with Charlotte? I can't think of one right now, but yeah, he's very petty. What about you and your friends that you be with down there in Miami? Are you the petty nigga? Oh, no, we're all fucking petty. Yeah.

Yeah, Alice tried to get me, but it's nothing even close to thinking I have AIDS. But everybody's... You can't be AIDS. I got a good one how to get shows but I ain't gonna say I'm gonna say nothing yeah

oh fuck you guys oh I got a good word He said he ain't got nothing okay Ooh I got a good one We got a Ooh this gonna take Oh yeah

No I'm kidding now Now he's gonna know No he ain't gonna know this one Hey he don't see this one coming All right keep it up Duval I'm gonna start praying for hurricanes Uh

Uh Keep it up Keep it up Keep it up. This is my backyard. I was thinking about getting the pool. Look at all this water I back. Keep it up.

Pressure watch that whole motherfucking neck guy. There you guys. Hey, make sure y'all check out Little Duvalls and I'm living my best life special. Yes. On pay-per-view right now, video on demand and the all-black network.

Salute to Bob Johnson. Salute, bruce. As always. we record at WTF Media. You can add a little Duval to the list of people who have recorded at WTF Media. Thank you, Weezy.

Thank you, Alex, for this 50% black-owned... Come on. Yeah. Business. Yeah. 50 is better. You're still majority owner, right? So 51, maybe.

Is that, well, 100% is both of us? 100% what? 100% black, bro. You both have black, but like the goat, Dr. Umar Johnson says, there's no such thing as half black is black is a dominant gene. So you're 100% black. There we go.

Yo, you've seen Naomi. Naomi announced that she's opening up a tennis academy in Haiti this week. Oh shit. She announced it yesterday. The Umar effect. She announced it yesterday that she's opening up an academy in Haiti in Los Angeles. And the tennis academy. And as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent.

You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you look to this podcast and think we're just a podcast and think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.